Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E114 - STUPID TRUMP SUPPORTERS [2020-01-21 - S02E114 - STUPID TRUMP SUPPORTERS]

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Jan. 21, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E114 - STUPID TRUMP SUPPORTERS [2020-01-21 - S02E114 - STUPID TRUMP SUPPORTERS]

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	That was dag nasty.
	The beginning of emo, really.
	So we had punk, which is British.
	Then we had hardcore, which is American punk, which is stripped down, no frills, much faster, much more efficient, fast, cheap, and easy.
	And then the band started to get good, which is unfortunate.
	But, you know, when the replacements got good, they became a pop band.
	When Hoosker Doo got good, they became a pop band.
	And then some of these hardcore bands would just start doing sweet songs.
	And Dagnasty, they really got into emo.
	They started emo by being this band that talked, because Straight Edgers would sing, they're all a bunch of fucking rich kid jocks, but they would sing things like, you know, I'm a convict of a racist crime and I've only served 17 years of my time.
	I want to feel.
	I don't like what's happening.
	I have feelings too.
	And then that evolved into like, and when I move, I don't stop for anything.
	What is it?
	I don't just change my mind.
	I change everything inside.
	And then that evolved into the Mexicans with the hair in their eyes.
	And I guess you could say that evolved into the Biebers.
	Ah, funny.
	I've got an extra special show for you today.
	I got an angry email that's really just a Facebook meme from an old friend of mine.
	It's shit.
	I've known him since the early 90s.
	And we are beginning to drift because of this guy.
	And we had an argument that he ended the argument with a gigantic Facebook meme.
	And it's really just a homework assignment.
	But I'll do my homework.
	I'm a good boy.
	So that's going to be most of this show.
	But before we get started, you had something to say about Shane Gillis, Ryan?
	Oh, yeah.
	He was misquoted in an article.
	And somebody just took a comment that he said, he said, you can be racist to Asians.
	And that's all they said.
	So this is the headline.
	You could be racist to Asians, Shane Gillis once said.
	Asian Americans, blah, blah, blah.
	And it just moves on.
	The full quote is, you could be racist to Asians in the same breath, he says.
	That's what we're finding out.
	It's just blatant hypocrisy, though.
	That's the full quote.
	And they just instead put that headline, which is pretty damning.
	You can be racist to Asians.
	Wait, go back?
	So who is the person?
	Oh, that's Shane Gillis himself.
	Yeah, he's the one who reads.
	It's just blatant hypocrisy, though.
	Yeah, that's what we're going to, that's going to become the theme of this show is, you know, all these allegations against the president where they say he made fun of handicapped people.
	And you go, just take a step back.
	When was the last time you saw someone go, look at that guy's fucked up hand?
	Yeah.
	Like when you see, I mean, I guess I may have seen a six-year-old mock someone in a wheelchair, maybe.
	But the second they see your face and you go, what the, they go, oh boy, that was really bad.
	I'm never, ever doing that again.
	I stepped on a landmine here.
	I felt it was wrong and now I know it's wrong.
	My son got in trouble the other day from his teacher called.
	This is my seven-year-old.
	His teacher called and said that the boys are being very rambunctious and loud at lunch and they've been boxing.
	And I said, you mean like punching people?
	Because I take them to boxing now.
	And they go, no, no, no, but just like that.
	Shadow boxing?
	Yeah.
	Like joking around?
	Bam, bam, bam.
	You're loud.
	Anyway, I thought, not a concern.
	We're good.
	Thank you.
	And she says, hey, yeah, I got a call from your school.
	And he was so freaked out.
	I don't think he's ever gotten a call from a teacher before that made it all the way to mom and then back to him.
	So he didn't know how to react.
	And he just stood up and he stared at my wife and he goes, I hate you.
	No.
	And then just walked for being confronted.
	He's been fucking with me so much recently.
	I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
	Like last night, I was going to read him a story for bed and I go, what book do you want?
	And he goes.
	And I go, what book?
	I'm getting mad.
	And he goes, you know.
	And I go, this book?
	And I hold up like, what's it?
	Dogman and Captain Underpants.
	No, I've already read those.
	And I go, what book?
	And he goes, you know.
	You know.
	And then he's almost like pretending he's scared of me, but he's clearly not, or he told me the fucking book.
	So he's like, like, calm down, dude.
	I just, you figure it out.
	You know, though.
	You know.
	And then this is his logic.
	So he folds his books into this little plexiglass thing that holds them up, right?
	The way a person would hold up a book for you.
	And then he'll draw the people in the book.
	And these dogman comics, they have instructional videos, instructional panels at the back on how to draw, you know, hot dog man or whatever.
	So he has that and he's, he, I can see he's been drawing hot dogman.
	And he, after I, I go this, and I pull it out of the plexiglass on his little desk.
	That's the guy.
	No, go back.
	There.
	Dogman.
	Yeah, how to draw a dog man.
	So he's got that.
	And I go this, and he goes, and then he looks at me like I'm a retard.
	And he goes, why would I want to, and I go, how do I know you haven't read this?
	And he goes, why would I be drawing from a book I've already read?
	Why not?
	Like, you think you're the logic king?
	Kind of makes more sense.
	I mean, the how-to is at the end of said book.
	He's trying to give me a nervous breakdown.
	Interesting.
	And we're getting there.
	Like this morning, I come down and he's just finished French toast.
	And he's looking at me and I go, Can I finish your French toast?
	You done with that?
	And he goes, I go, I'm going to finish your French toast.
	Are you done?
	That's literally what he does.
	He's trying to make me go insane.
	I think it's working.
	The I hate you thing is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
	But that was a totally different genre of Johnny.
	The you know and the staring at you is trying to give the guy a nervous breakdown by freaking him out and making him mad.
	The I hate you was like, I'm in over my head here.
	Like, I don't know what to do.
	Just when you think you have life figured out and you're the most reasonable you could possibly be and wise, you just, you're challenged by a child.
	Yeah, we're not looking for your Hallmark card version of my fucking story.
	But is he trolling on purpose?
	Yes, I just told you.
	The two examples I gave were trolling, except for the I hate you.
	That was not trolling.
	That was being freaked out.
	Anyway, we won't repeat the show for the folks at home.
	So wait, you didn't finish the Shane Gillis story.
	So he said it's shitty that you can be racist towards Asians.
	And then they just took out, you can be racist towards Asians.
	So he ran into the woman who did that.
	No, he actually just some comic female comic self that shit on him.
	And there's a clip from the reason I know that, because I was listening to Jim and Sam, as I am wont to do.
	And yeah, Mark Norman was like, yeah, he ran into this chick who wrote stuff about him.
	And he was like, hey, I'm Shane.
	You talk shit about me.
	You want to just play the clip?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Fat women do.
	Fat women get laid.
	I mean, this is my house.
	It's an Asian woman.
	So?
	Can I say this?
	I saw something magical the other day.
	The whole Shane Gillis thing, you know, old news, I get it.
	Just pause.
	Is this Jim and Sam doing this?
	No, the uploader just puts some video element, so he just has some Asian trying on clothes.
	Interesting.
	Yeah.
	Comedian, yes?
	So lame, it's interesting.
	We're all at the same time.
	But we were all We were all at the stand, and we're all hanging around, and an LA comic was hanging out, and she's like, oh, hi, I'm blah, blah, blah.
	And he goes, oh, hey, I'm Shane.
	You shit on me on Twitter.
	And she goes, what?
	Who are you?
	And he's like, I'm Shane Gillis.
	And she's like, oh, my God.
	Shit.
	And she was totally flummicked.
	She was like, oh, I didn't think you were real.
	And there wasn't any like, she's standing.
	Oh, well, here's why I said it because I felt it and you are a piece of shit and nothing like that.
	It was just you're the guy we're trashing du jour.
	All right, I'm on board.
	Yeah, I'll trash you.
	You're racist.
	And you never have to interact with that person.
	She's never a human being with feelings and thoughts and skin and emotions and context.
	Yeah.
	She felt totally thrown off.
	Like, ah, and she just apologized right there.
	It was amazing to see.
	Dude, that's not the story you told me.
	You said she wrote a hit piece.
	That's not a tweet.
	Well, she's like a verify.
	It was a big deal.
	So she wrote.
	No, no, no, no.
	The reason I wanted to discuss this is because I've run into people who have written hit pieces about me, like John Levin.
	And they go, what?
	Oh, oh, that?
	I don't remember writing it.
	Like, it was one of 10 things I farted out that day.
	So the reason I wanted to discuss that story, and I wish she got it a little more accurate than a fucking tweet.
	Well, tweets cancel people.
	Yeah.
	Was to tell you that all these things, like when your aunt looks you up and goes, oh, you're a Nazi, you said this.
	And you go, that was written by some dumb shitstain who wasn't thinking beyond lunch.
	So you're not reading these.
	It's not the New York Times of 1950.
	You're reading cat blogs.
	They're all made by fucking amateurs.
	All right, before we get to this Trump email, I thought this was interesting.
	This is 1-1.
	Some of a guy sees a Oral B super expensive toothbrush.
	They're about $90.
	Those things.
	I don't know why you can't just go like this, but whatever.
	He sees one on sale for one penny.
	So he goes, oh, the law says that I get to buy it.
	Actually, go to 1-2.
	That explains it better.
	That's it.
	This target manager, Tory, is not honoring the price of their items per Massachusetts law.
	So he sees it's worth one penny, and he goes, oh, what a great deal.
	And he takes it to, and they go, yeah, we're not processing.
	This is $90.
	And he goes, it says one penny.
	That's the law.
	And the manager comes over and she goes, I understand what you're saying, but this is obviously a mistake from the guy who makes the things.
	And he goes, I'm taking a picture of you.
	I'm reporting you to the police.
	Because I think technically, super duper technically, he may be correct in that there's whatever you see as the price is the price that they have to charge.
	Does this set seem slightly darker to you?
	Is that because of my white shirt?
	Like, these seemed like darker things.
	All the lights are on.
	Yeah.
	Might be my shirt fucking with the balance.
	Anyway, he shames her and he calls the police.
	Woo, woo, woo.
	What did you go to the police academy for?
	To learn how to make people sell things for prices that they're not because of some stupid technicality.
	So scroll down.
	Yeah, he keeps calling.
	I mean, he keeps describing this.
	The police verified Target displayed the price of the toothbrush for one penny.
	The store manager, Tori, thanks for outing her so I can, so I'll know if I see her on the street, refused to sell me the toothbrush for the displayed price.
	The police said I need to sue them.
	For what?
	90 bucks?
	What an asshole.
	That's you, David.
	I've not been able to afford to go to the dentist for over three years.
	So yes, I wanted a good toothbrush.
	And I was thrilled to see an amazing price on Oral B at Target.
	Meanwhile, he's on an iPhone that's $600.
	What do you mean you can't?
	And how does using an Orl B toothbrush prevent you from going to the dentist?
	It's not magic.
	It doesn't take away your cavities.
	If you have dental issues, you got dental issues.
	Okay, now go back.
	Joyce Salad's got involved.
	I love that guy.
	I was going to have him on the show today, but we have to.
	Please retweet this to help me find Tori.
	I offered to pay her lawyer expenses to sue David Leavitt.
	Look how, look at that manager face, too.
	Like, she deals with fucking assholes all day, and she's just like, all right, yep, you're taking my picture.
	So then go back to 1-1.
	I put these into dumb order.
	Imam, what's his name?
	Imam of Peace.
	Imam Twaliwali says trying to ruin a hardworking citizen's life like this is very wrong.
	She doesn't own Target.
	So anyway, Joey Salads gets on this.
	Everyone, and then she becomes Target Lori.
	And this happened, I think, like yesterday.
	But now, this morning, we find out, one, three, that Tori wins.
	Target manager gets 30 grand in donations from strangers after a customer called the cops and shamed her on Twitter because she refused to sell an electric toothbrush wrongly priced at one cent.
	That's the most gratifying thing I've ever heard.
	And you know, he wants that 30 grand so bad.
	He's a cheap, shitty, lazy asshole.
	And there's nothing cheap, shitty assholes love more than a giant pile of free money with no strings attached.
	Look at his fucking face.
	Ugh.
	Ugh.
	Told you so.
	Yeah, get mom.
	I call the police on your toothbrush.
	You're in shit now.
	You have to sell it to me, Tori.
	Does anyone fuck him?
	Has he ever been laid?
	Anyway, go back.
	So it's people fucking with him and saying you're a piece of shit.
	And I don't know.
	That's not bad.
	I mean, back to the Daily Mail.
	I think Carpe dunked him founder.
	Go down.
	Please don't blast the poor working woman because you want to scam a toothbrush.
	You can critique the corporate office, not a person doing her job.
	And there she is.
	She says her biggest regret was not wearing makeup that day because she went viral.
	Thank you for your kindness.
	Thanks for the 30 grand.
	She probably makes 30 grand a year.
	Thank you for the year of money.
	All right.
	So Trump.
	Oh, I forgot to tell you something about the Connor McGregor thing.
	So remember Connor fought that Muslim with the funny furry hat?
	The same guy where his wife was wearing a shroud and he said, Mike, you're married to a fucking towel.
	Connor McGregor got in big trouble because he dared to say, what a fucking awesome president, doing a great job.
	Love him.
	Phenomenal.
	This is after he made, I'm going to say $5 million, $5 or $6 million from that fight.
	I think the cowboy probably made two and a half, three.
	I mean, his salary was only $200,000 for the cowboy, but all the endorsement deals and all that shit, but go down.
	So what does he say?
	Exactly three years ago, today was thrown into office.
	Today is MLK Day.
	Unemployment is lowest.
	So Connor is big upping the president right after he talks about low black unemployment, and people are vilifying him.
	Fuck you.
	I hope all those blacks die of starvation.
	I want the economy to suffer just so I can win and Trump can lose, as Bill Maher said.
	Phenomenal president, quite possibly the USA.
	Most certainly one of them anyway, as he sits atop the shoulders of many amazing giants that came before him.
	No easy feat.
	I think feet is spelled wrong.
	I think it's F-E-A-T.
	Early stages of term also.
	Incredible.
	Congrats and happy Martin Luther King Day, America.
	Fuck you, Martin.
	Now, this gossip I was going to say about Conor is I know a guy who was in Vegas during the fight with the previous Muslim.
	His name's like – Connor was obliterated in that fight.
	But what no media covered is, A, all the hotels in Vegas, which have never had this before, had bomb-sniffing dogs because their Muslim population was up so high.
	No mention of that.
	Secondly, there was about a thousand fights in the stands that night.
	It was Muslims punching anyone with a green shirt and Irish guys pissed off that Muslims were punching anyone with a green shirt.
	So while the fight was going on, there was like fights in the bathroom, fights in the stands, people falling down, people throwing chairs in the front, up where you get beers, people fighting in those hallways, outside of the stands.
	It was total and utter anarchy of Muslims picking fights and no mention of it at all in the media.
	We really are, I think, at a journalism all-time low.
	We are in the laziest time in the history of journalism.
	You're excited to play that fuck Donald Trump thing?
	Yes.
	Okay, you can play it then.
	And for anyone who's upset about this, I'm sure McGregor would like to apologize to absolutely nobody.
	I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody.
	Look how happy she is.
	She's covering MMA, and she's a liberal tart.
	Most MMA dudes are right-wing, pro-Trump, but she was thrilled.
	And I'm not counting that.
	When it happened, that was like two years ago.
	When it happened, I was a little annoyed.
	But he's just at a party.
	He's on camera.
	He's feeling awkward.
	He's with a bunch of guys in suits.
	He's not having that much fun.
	There's some rude words being yelled on the speakers, so he yells the rude words.
	And he's laughing.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's not great.
	It's not the end of the world.
	All right.
	So back to my email from Frank.
	I may overexplain this because I might put it on YouTube one day.
	But I was arguing with a friend online and he sends me this article.
	And it's to show me that Trump is a piece of shit.
	And I know you're biased, Gavin, and you can't think clearly, but just look at the way he talks to his generals.
	So this article was supposed to be the be-all and end-all.
	And it's called A Very Stable Genius Book Excerpt, Inside Trump's Stunning Tirade Against Generals.
	Because if there's one thing the Washington Post, the liberals over at the Washington Post are worried about, it's people not respecting generals.
	Oh, have you written a lot of articles about how generals are treated?
	Because I don't think you have.
	I don't think you've ever thought of a general before you could use it as a weapon against Trump.
	But anyway, before I read it, I said to him, dude, that book, A Very Stable Genius, is written by Washington Post reporters who are owned by Jeff Bezos and paid to shit on Trump.
	But I'll read it.
	So I read it.
	And I just read a guy being tough with generals.
	What are you doing over there?
	I was typing to see if there's any articles that they've written about generals before, and I guarantee they wouldn't have been restricted.
	Yeah, you don't have to look that up.
	I'm just kidding.
	And then I read it, and I go, this is just like a tough guy who's running the most powerful country in the world, talking to people where tens of thousands of human lives are in their very hands.
	Not to mention hundreds of billions of dollars.
	I want to win, he said.
	We don't win any wars anymore.
	We spent $7 trillion.
	Everybody else got the oil.
	And we're not winning anymore.
	And then they add Trump was now in one of his rages.
	He was so angry that he wasn't taking many breaths.
	Wow, I did not know you were in the room at the time, and you could monitor his breath.
	By the way, this new book that's being advertised on Breitbart a lot about corruption and the left has no unnamed sources and something like 1,500 cited references.
	But all of these like fire and fury books are just like, he almost passed out with rage and his hands were trembling, says an unnamed source.
	All morning he had been coarse and cavalier, but the next several things he bellowed went beyond that description.
	They stunned nearly everyone in the room, and some vowed that they would never repeat them.
	Indeed, they have not been reported until now.
	So I'm assuming the N-word was big, the mother F word was big, really vulgar talk about double dongs or something.
	He says, this is what they vowed they would never repeat.
	Some vowed they would never repeat bullshit.
	So this is the horrible quotes that my buddy sent me like I would go.
	What have I done?
	Who have I endorsed?
	I wouldn't go to war with you people, Trump told the assembled brass, and fuck the assembled brass.
	Addressing them, the commander-in-chief barked, you're a bunch of dopes and babies.
	For a president known for verbiage he euphemistically called locker room talk, this was the gravest insult he could have delivered to these people in this sacred space.
	Listen to the reverence.
	I've never heard lefties revere war so much.
	The flag officers in the room were shocked.
	Some staff began looking down at their papers, rearranging folders, almost wishing themselves out of the room.
	This is not factual.
	This is fiction.
	A few considered walking out.
	You know what's funny is my buddy Frank is an English teacher, and he's reading this fiction like it's important.
	I guess because that was his job.
	I think he's retired now.
	They tried not to reveal their revulsion on their faces, but questions raced through their minds.
	How does the commander-in-chief say that?
	One thought.
	Oh, wow.
	You know their thoughts.
	What would our worst adversaries think if they knew he said this?
	They would think that the commander-in-chief has balls and they should probably not fuck with America.
	All right, so I tell him that and I said, okay, I read the article.
	I just see a ballsy alpha male speaking harsh words to people in the military.
	That's how you run a country.
	So then my probably ex-friend, Frank, rolled up his sleeves and he went to Facebook where he cut, probably with a bowie knife, and then pasted a thousand-word diatribe about all the horrible things Trump does that I ignore.
	And by the sheer number of it, I'm supposed to just go, holy shit, I'm sorry.
	But I didn't.
	I went through them, and I'd like to go through them with you now.
	And again, I apologize in advance if I repeat myself at the beginning, but I want it to be a standalone piece on the off chance we ever make it public.
	Oh!
	Why pick you up just to throw you down?
	Remember a long time ago when Thanksgiving and Christmas and friendships were severed by Trump.
	The country became polarized, and if you're a Trump supporter, we can't be friends.
	Sometimes we can't be married.
	We can't be siblings.
	We can't be father and son.
	And then things settled down, and now we've all come together and agreed to disagree.
	No, we haven't.
	It's just as bad.
	I was talking to my parents the other day, and they said, yeah, we had these friends we hang out with every year.
	We noticed they weren't calling us back, and we realized, oh, it's because we like Trump.
	The splitting is still happening.
	And I was talking to my buddy Frank recently, and I was making fun of him for being a DNC guy.
	He's one of the only ones I have left.
	I'm down to like four liberals.
	And I couldn't resist sending him Joe Biden's latest gaff.
	And he goes, I don't necessarily think he's the best candidate in the world, but should you really be talking about candidates and how great they are?
	And I go, yeah, I should.
	Have you noticed America's great again?
	And he said, that's just stupid.
	And I go, you think I'm stupid?
	Is that what you're saying?
	You think Trump supporters Are stupid.
	And then he, of course, sends me a Facebook thing, like a Facebook meme, stupid crap.
	And that's the way they work.
	Now I have a homework assignment.
	Well, I'm happy to do homework.
	I'm a big boy.
	So he is not answering the question personally.
	He's sending me this.
	And Frank, if you're watching, fuck you.
	So here's the beginning of it.
	An anguished question from a Trump supporter.
	I'm so anguished.
	Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?
	Can you hear the anguish in my voice?
	I'm so worried about what liberals think of us.
	The serious answer?
	He's going to be serious now.
	This is a stranger.
	So I'm arguing with a buddy, and he's sending me a stranger, being honest with me.
	The serious answer?
	Here's what we really think about Trump supporters.
	The rich, the poor, the malignant.
	No one uses the word malignant.
	You're trying to sound smarter than you are because you don't read books.
	And by the way, read books is in his list.
	And the innocently well-meaning.
	You forgot your Oxford comma there before the end.
	The ones who think and the ones who don't.
	So this is, he's addressing all of us, all of us Trump supporters.
	And it comes down to like 20 little heavy messages that I will refute one by one.
	Okay, ready?
	So here's the first one.
	That when you saw a man who had owned a fraudulent university intent on scamming poor people, you thought, fine.
	That's me, by the way.
	I thought, fine.
	Trump University was not a university.
	No one went to Trump U and thought, oh, I'm at a university.
	I'll get a degree just like Oxford and Harvard.
	You ever heard of Bounce You?
	It's where my kids go.
	When you leave, you get a diploma from Bounce You.
	You now have a PhD in bouncing up and down, and you can go teach bouncing now at any of the various Bounce U community colleges around the world or School of Rock.
	No one leaves School of Rock thinking they have some sort of relevant degree.
	It's just a cool way to label a course.
	The course took no time at all.
	This was not a four-year fucking program.
	It was a very helpful real estate course that made a lot of people a lot of money.
	And it wasn't directed at poor people.
	It was directed at people who want to get into entrepreneurial ship, if that's a word, and real estate.
	And you haven't even looked into that.
	So you just go fraudulent university.
	I saw an article about it.
	Yes, he was accused of that.
	Ergo, it's true.
	All accusations are true with these fucking people.
	Next one, that when you saw a man who had made his business practice to stiff his creditors, you said, okay.
	Yeah, I did say, okay.
	You know why?
	Because I've worked in Manhattan.
	I've built things in Manhattan.
	It's a fucking nightmare.
	You have to understand, New York City has not changed since Boss Tweed and Tammany Hall.
	Not one iota.
	There's still Bill the Butcher.
	There's still politicians getting, like, do yourself a favor, look up any politician, right, in Albany that runs New York.
	Then put the word controversy next to their name.
	I guarantee you, you will see some sort of controversy going on, some sort of bezeling.
	And the contractors are exactly the same.
	All the unions.
	You ever heard of the unions in New York?
	Remember Rodney Dangerfield and Back to School when they're building a business and Rodney Dangerfield goes, yeah, but then you got to pay off the unions and you got to pay off these guys and then you got to make sure the sanitation guys are happy?
	We built a store in New York and some Israeli building company that makes a lot of things in lower Manhattan and this was Vice Days.
	And we bid, we agreed on a price and that seemed within our budget.
	And then the cost just kept going up and up and up.
	So let's say for the sake of simplicity, we agreed on $10.
	Then they go, this is going to cost a little bit more, $11.
	Then we're up to $12.
	By the time we got the final bill, it was $14.
	And we go, what the fuck?
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	So then we negotiated, hammered down, refused to pay, didn't answer the phone, blah, blah, blah.
	And eventually got away without going to court for paying $12.
	Still two bucks over our 10.
	That's the way New York works.
	But you are not in business.
	You don't do any of this stuff.
	So you just hear some pissed off contractors and you go, oh, plumbers work for free at Trump Tower.
	So again, it just shows your naivete.
	Just like the bounce you thing, the fraudulent university.
	You never looked it up because you're so happy to get a morsel that you go, oh, I got it.
	I'm eating it.
	I'm eating it.
	I don't care if you found it on the ground.
	That when you heard him proudly brag about his own history of sexual abuse, you said, no problem.
	Can you fucking believe we are still hearing about the grab the pussy shit?
	If you went up to me and said, hey, out of all the controversies, I think this one's going to be the one that really sticks.
	And they'll have marches in the streets, I would go, you're insane.
	There's no way someone could not understand exactly what that was.
	Here's the deal, okay?
	When guys are joking around, they're riffing, they're exaggerating, they're trying to make each other comfortable.
	In this case, we had a big tall alpha, Donald Trump, talking to a midget, Billy Bush.
	Billy Bush was about to interview him for a segment.
	He's trying to break the ice, relax.
	So you make jokes.
	Are you an ass man or a tit man?
	And he goes, oh yeah, these women.
	I mean, fuck, it's crazy.
	This is a fact, by the way.
	Another thing that you don't know, because you don't know stuff.
	Like, you haven't been around.
	If you had talked to rich and powerful, famous people, and they were honest with you, they'd go, yeah, it's crazy.
	They'll do anything.
	They'll blow you in the bathroom, in the car.
	They'll let you grab their pussy.
	It's nuts.
	Now, that's exactly what he said.
	I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
	You'll notice in that verbiage, it includes the they let you grab them in the pussy, consensual.
	Even my tiny bit of fame, I remember in my single days, there'd be moments where there'd be a girl backstage or at a party or something or in the VIP room, Whatever, and they do want you to grab them.
	In fact, I would say it's your moral obligation if you're single and a woman wants you to grab her by the pussy, you should grab her by the pussy.
	And in Bush's, sorry, in Trump's case, she wanted her pussy grabbed.
	So maybe you're not a sexual person, maybe you've never been around horny sluts before, but this goes on.
	And the reason Trump was talking to Billy Bush that way is he was trying to break the ice and say, look, I'm not a, I'm like a normal guy.
	I want to talk about pussy and stuff.
	So let's, we can relax now.
	And then when we get out there, we'll have a better vibe.
	He was trying to help the vibe by being raunchy and telling stupid jokes in private motherfuckers.
	Like, this is the other thing that bugs me about all these two.
	So what's your version of events?
	Sometimes when I'm walking down the street, I'll see a bitch and I'll just fucking go, uh.
	Or like my secretary, because she doesn't want to lose her job.
	So she'll say, hey, Mr. Trump, can you sign this?
	And I'll go, yeah, I'll sign it right after this.
	And I just, I just sit there.
	Sometimes I'll grab one of her tits like, yeah.
	And they let me do it because I'm powerful.
	In almost all of these, your scenario is fucking retarded.
	I'm going to make a fake university.
	And then I'll give out these dumb degrees and I'll compete with all the real universities, but undercut them.
	I figured out universities.
	Awesome.
	I'm going to make a fake car.
	You know how like General Motors has all these cars?
	I'm just going to have a car made of paper mache and say, hey, come get your cars and then pocket all the cash.
	Fuck off.
	This is what pisses me off about all this is you're being disingenuous because you know none of these are fucking true.
	That when he made up stories about seeing Muslim Americans in the thousands cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center, you said, not an issue.
	Why don't you think it's an issue that Muslims are celebrating after 9-11?
	Now, what a lot of people don't get about New Yorkers is the difference between lying and bullshitting.
	I walk in, there's like 50 guys trying to fucking give me shit.
	That story is true, but it was 12 guys.
	So, no, in Jersey, I would not say that there was thousands of Muslim Americans celebrating.
	There were, however, a lot of Muslims celebrating in Jersey.
	There have been countless reports of that.
	They all seem to be scrubbed from YouTube, all the video evidence.
	And Jersey residents have confirmed this.
	I got a lot of links for this particular one, Ryan.
	But how about the fact that Muslims all over the world were celebrating 9-11?
	Like, isn't that a thing?
	Why are you so hung up on the semantics of the number of Muslim Americans in Jersey who were celebrating it?
	It was less than thousands.
	Okay.
	Nice argument.
	How about fucking Palestine?
	What's that one?
	Oh, yeah.
	How about all these radical Muslims?
	Whatever happened to all this shit, too?
	Like these guys were celebrating 9-11.
	Or go to the last one.
	I've got Palestine on like September 12th.
	It looks like Christmas Day.
	Yay!
	3,000 people were killed.
	Woohoo!
	Allah Akbar.
	So for you to ignore shit like this and get worried that only dozens, maybe a dozen Muslim Americans in that one particular area in Jersey were celebrating, not thousands, seems like a weird thing to hang your hat on.
	It seems like you don't really give a fuck about justice or terrorism, and you're more concerned with winning because you hate Orange Man, Orange Man bad.
	And I won't get into this here, but I think I know why you hate Orange Man.
	Because he represents pride and a lack of shame and your entire ethos, all your education, all of your fucking beliefs are predicated on shame.
	We stole this land from the Indians.
	We built it with slavery.
	We're horrible people.
	And then when someone comes along and goes, no, we're not.
	And by the way, that comedian, he's a fucking nerd.
	He's a loser.
	You go, what?
	No, no, no.
	What?
	Handsome people are handsome again?
	Beautiful women are beautiful again?
	No, I'm actually a woman.
	No, you're not.
	You're like a weird gay dude with a wig on.
	No, that's what are you doing?
	You're shattering this fucking Potempkin village we built for ourselves.
	There's a lot of these, by the way.
	Like this homework assignment he gave me was like a long thing.
	And that's another thing they do.
	They try to get you with example exhaustion, where they'll just keep hammering you with all these things until you're like, okay, he's a piece of shit.
	Can I just go home now, please?
	No.
	I'm happy to do the work.
	I'm fucking Irish.
	Irish, Scottish.
	That you saw him brag that he could shoot a man on Fifth Avenue and you wouldn't care.
	You chirped, he sure knows me.
	By the way, you notice a disdain in the vernacular here?
	I chirp now.
	I'm anguished.
	Like, you're saying we don't hate you irrationally.
	And then there's all this vitriol in all their adjectives.
	When he said I could shoot a man on 54th Street, it couldn't have been a more obvious fucking joke.
	Why are you willfully ignoring humor just to win?
	It makes you look like a humorless, prude, twat, fuckhead boar.
	Hey, everyone loves me so I could shoot someone on 54th Street.
	It's like Rodney Dangerfield.
	Like, you don't get the vibe here again.
	He's Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshock.
	Whoa, someone stepped on a duck.
	That when you said that he had murdered a duck, you shrugged and said, oh, well.
	And the other thing about that joke, too, is he's making fun of you and your willful ignorance of satire.
	And he's saying, hey, I'm fucking Superman.
	I could shoot someone on 54th Street.
	And then, the implication there is that People are so humorous to probably take that seriously.
	And then you go, You said you could murder someone?
	That's fucked up.
	Murder's against the law.
	Again, this goes back to what I was saying, where you're like, Hey, hey, Dick.
	Yeah, Mr. Trump, what are you doing?
	Oh, you should have killed him.
	Oh, well, I can get away with it.
	What?
	Next.
	Oh, this one is brutal.
	That when you heard him illustrate his own character by telling that cute story about the elderly guest bleeding on the floor at his country club, the story about how he turned his back and how it was all an imposition on him.
	You said, that's cool.
	And here we have some, I'm assuming gay at GQ where they're all gay.
	Donald Trump shared a hilarious story about not wanting to help a dying man.
	Okay.
	He was on Howard Stern a fuck of a long time ago, and he was goofing around about some old guy dying and how it was gross.
	Now, I hate to explain humor, but he's explaining the lack of empathy where you're surprised we have in situations like that.
	Like at Roger Stone's trial, some guy just started having a seizure.
	Oh, sorry, I'm mocking the disabled.
	And I thought, oh, he's having a seizure.
	I didn't run over and put his wallet in his mouth.
	I thought, oh, they'll handle it.
	And I kind of walked away and left the courtroom as he was like, I thought, ah, it'll play itself out.
	And that's not cool of me.
	Bystander effect, I think it's called.
	Or just the other day, I was watching a show where they were talking about the movie Don't Fuck With Cats.
	And she was like, oh, when the cats were being murdered, I was beside myself.
	But then when he was killing that gay dude, I thought, whatever.
	He's Asian.
	Hit him with an ice pick.
	She's obviously kidding.
	She doesn't want the Asian gay guy to die in that movie.
	But she's mocking her own lack of empathy for that human where she felt it for the kittens that were killed in that documentary.
	So she's mocking herself.
	And Trump, in this joke, he says, I said, oh my God, that's disgusting.
	And I turned away.
	I couldn't, you know, he was right in front of me.
	And I turned away.
	I didn't want to touch him.
	Have you guys ever riffed?
	Like, have you ever said funny shit to each other?
	What's your lives like?
	You're the one who's anguished.
	He's bleeding all over the floor.
	I felt terrible.
	You know, beautiful marble.
	Maybe you should be saying this, Ryan.
	Beautiful marble floor.
	Frankly.
	It was gross.
	I didn't want to touch him.
	Am I supposed to stick to the script or?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So go to the one to change color.
	Became very red.
	Let me see.
	He's bleeding all over the place.
	I felt terrible, you know?
	Beautiful marble floor.
	Didn't look like it.
	Changed color.
	Became very red.
	And then read this one.
	I said, oh my God, that's disgusting.
	And I turned away.
	I couldn't.
	You know, he was right in front of me.
	I turned away.
	I didn't want to touch him.
	Meanwhile, if you could hear the context, too, everyone's laughing in that radio show.
	No one's going, you just let the old man die.
	Like, you're changing reality.
	And this is why I fucking hate you.
	Not you, Frank, but sort of.
	You're taking the fun out of life.
	Okay, so you don't want Trump.
	And this happened on that ABC News interview I did where she said, well, you know things could be taken out of context, and you should say things that even out of context, they're fine.
	Okay, so let's all be gray.
	I was at my country club and an older man was bleeding.
	He fell on the floor.
	I could have done more.
	I'm a little disappointed in myself.
	I mean, we had the paramedics come, but we all just sort of looked down and thought, oh, that'll work itself out.
	Disappointing.
	You should help people if they're sick.
	Thanks.
	Let's make everything a Dora the Explorer show.
	Next, that when you saw him mock the disabled, you thought it was the funniest thing you ever saw.
	Don't say the word funny ever, whoever wrote this.
	You don't get humor.
	You're not a funny person.
	Okay, so here's the story.
	People were dancing in the streets in Jersey on 9-11.
	They were actually on a roof.
	And by the way, with my own eyeballs, I saw two Puerto Rican kids on Avenue B as it was happening going, yeah, bomb that shit, nigga.
	So there was a lot of people who were not crying that day, unfortunately.
	This guy, this reporter, Kovialeski, okay, he said, I saw people celebrating in Jersey, and then that became politically incorrect.
	You know, you could criticize Muslims for about two hours after 9-11.
	Then it went back to don't say anything bad about them.
	So when he was asked about this, he said, I don't remember reporting that.
	And if you go down, I think they have him saying that.
	No, that's Ted Cruz.
	That's been taken down.
	But maybe that's the one.
	So this guy, I guess he doesn't like his little lobster claw thing.
	So, oh, sorry, I'm mocking the disabled.
	So it's not in shots, right?
	Shoot me like this.
	He's not really known as this guy.
	He's a writer.
	Like, when people thought of this journalist before this thing, they just go, oh, it's this guy.
	The perfectly capable, handy capable guy.
	So Trump says, oh, oh, I forgot.
	Oh, I don't know.
	That's not.
	Again, to go back to this thing, do you know what a brutally low IQ you'd have to have to go, look at his hand, you guys.
	His hand's all fucked up.
	That's not like my hand.
	My hand can go like this, but yours is bent and then you can't straighten it because you have a disease that's a bone kind of a degeneration and muscle contortion problem, whatever.
	Haha, you have a degenerative disease.
	No one over the age of six sees someone in a wheelchair and goes, ha ha, you can't walk.
	And because of the muscles aren't getting used, your legs are like spaghetti.
	What?
	He mocked Cruz this exact same way.
	Oh, I'm Cruz.
	I don't know what I'm doing.
	That's how you make fun of someone.
	You're saying they're frantic, they're out of control, they're anguished.
	Oh, I'm a Trump supporter.
	Oh, whatever Trump does, I love her.
	That'll be taken out of context.
	And what's the end of this thing?
	Oh, yeah, he did it the same.
	So in that same speech, he mocked Ted Cruz.
	Or I think, no, in a different speech, he mocked Ted Cruz.
	But in that same speech, he was talking about the generals.
	And they go, oh, no, we can't deal with Afghanistan.
	These generals weren't handicapped.
	What do you think about ISIS?
	And again, this doesn't take Watergate levels research.
	You don't have to be in the National Public Library all night going through documents.
	It's all right there.
	But you're ignoring it because you're a fucking liar and you have an agenda.
	I'm getting myself all mad.
	Oh, wait.
	But isn't it funny how that caught on too?
	And lazy, stupid bitches with no interest in the truth just ran with it.
	Like, remember Meryl Streep at the awards?
	Look at her fucking dumb face.
	She looks like a retarded chicken.
	...of our country imitated a disabled reporter.
	...
	What?
	No one knew he had that hand!
	Do they have more of her?
	Disrespect invites disrespect.
	Violence incites violence.
	When the powerful use their position to bully others, we all lose.
	Hi, I'm Dunzel washing done with that fucking moron.
	What's the question?
	Are they going to get in trouble?
	Who?
	The kids who did arts and crafts on her shirt before she left.
	That's a dumb joke, Ryan.
	The next one.
	That when you heard him brag that he doesn't read books, you said, well, who has time?
	I don't recall him bragging about not reading books.
	I don't give a shit how you get your information, whether you read books or not.
	I'm not a snob like you.
	That when the Central Park Five were compensated as innocent men convicted of a crime they didn't commit, and he angrily said that they should still be in prison, you said, that makes sense.
	Yeah, you know why?
	Because that makes sense.
	What the fuck happened to this case?
	It's amazing how Ava Duvernay and Netflix can just ignore the mountains of evidence and based on some other psychotic rapist and the fact that there was no DNA, erase the case.
	They didn't do DNA back then.
	Cops didn't even collect DNA.
	Have you even looked into this for one second?
	The evidence was overwhelming.
	Let me read some of this.
	And Coulter's been really good at exposing this.
	The trick is that we're looking through it through modern lenses.
	True, today, these kids' DNA would have been found all over the crime scene, but in 1989, DNA was a primitive science.
	Cops wouldn't even have bothered collecting samples for DNA tests.
	The case was solved with other evidence, and there was a lot of it.
	On the drive to the precinct, Raymond Santana blurted out, I had nothing to do with the rape.
	All I did was feel the woman's tits.
	The cops didn't even know about a rape yet.
	Yusuf Salam announced to the detective interviewing him, I was there, but I didn't rape her.
	Even if true, under the law, anyone who participated in the attack on Miley is guilty of her rape.
	Trisha Miley is her name.
	No one ever talks about her, by the way.
	Where was her testimony in Ava Duvernay's show?
	This woman was so brutally beaten that the cops just wrote it down as a homicide.
	They saw blood everywhere and assumed she was dead.
	No one thought she was going to survive.
	And you know what she does now?
	She goes to seminars for neurosurgeons and other people who deal with brain injuries and victims of brain injuries and talks about what it's like, the years of recovery, what she still goes through today.
	Totally ignored.
	So these guys can get $40 million and we can pretend that the Central Park V rape was a myth.
	Here's one of my favorite ones.
	Two of Corey Wise's friends said that when they ran into him on the street the day after the attack, he told them the cops were after him.
	You heard about that woman that was beat up and raped in the park last night?
	That was us.
	And finally, and I'm only just giving you some of this.
	Taken to the scene of the crime by a detective and a prosecutor, he said, damn, that's a lot of blood.
	I knew she was bleeding, but I didn't know how bad she was.
	It was dark.
	I couldn't see how much blood there was that night.
	So for this, they got 40 million.
	That's the next link.
	But right now they want an extra 52 million.
	Gang rape sure is lucrative.
	I always wonder when I see these guys too, do they ever click on that last link?
	Do they sit around after they do these interviews and go, like this thing?
	When they were backstage, just pause.
	When they were backstage, were they like, making sure no one can hear, and then just, can you believe this shit?
	This is crazy.
	And then the other one hates when that guy says shit like that and he goes, will you stop it with that shit?
	And then the guy goes, oh, because I'm sorry.
	I'm just, I'm at the point where I'm starting to believe my own bullshit.
	Would you fucking cut it with that?
	We got a chance to get another 52 million.
	And you're being a fucking pussy.
	Now shut your mouth and make it so in your mind.
	Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
	I didn't rape him.
	I didn't rape him.
	We were framed.
	We were framed.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	So they go on these tours and talk about, oh.
	Our lives back.
	The Central Park V endured prosecution, humiliation, and prison.
	Now the public.
	Such is the ramifications of gang rape and attempted murder.
	Shifted, and they're arguably taking a victory lap.
	In 1989, they wrote about us in history books.
	Travel the country, speaking on college campuses, appearing on television, radio, podcasts.
	The fact that we survived now gives us a platform where we can impart information and education to the people.
	Stop, stop.
	What's going on in the other guy's mind when this bullshit comes out of his friend's mouth?
	Yeah, exactly.
	We can help others who got away with gang rape, who got paid $40 million for a gang rape.
	Those kids are the winners.
	The five of them went to Central Park to beat up people, and they ended up with millions of dollars.
	This is amazing.
	Their heroes, their civil rights icons.
	It's just appalling.
	It's disheartening and it's disgraceful.
	Anybody who's out there saying that they're innocent and believing them, shame on them.
	Depending on who you talk to, you'll get a different take.
	Yeah, talk to people who have looked into the case.
	Look at this poor woman.
	Just pause.
	Imagine you're beaten within an inch of your life, gang raped, and the narrative, you turn on Netflix, and the narrative is, no, it was some other guy.
	No, that's not what happened.
	You put innocent men in prison, you fucking bitch.
	Sorry.
	Sorry?
	I'm mocking the disabled again.
	She endured in what she's doing with her life.
	Next, I just wish there was more of a focus on Trisha Miley.
	She never comes up in any of this.
	And it reminds me of like 9-11 truthers who say, oh, no, it didn't really happen.
	There wasn't that many deaths.
	And then they see a family member of one of the victims of 9-11.
	You can see them sort of go, I don't want to, I'm not talking to that person.
	Like a Sandy Hook denier coming across one of the parents.
	Can I talk to someone else about it?
	They get real ornery.
	They get real anguished.
	That when you heard him tell his supporters to beat up protesters and that he would hire attorneys, you thought, yes.
	Again.
	Jesus Christ.
	Sorry to blaspheme the Lord.
	You don't know what a joke is?
	Someone comes there to disrupt his rally, to shit on him, to start violence, to start a problem.
	And Ted Cruz, any other Republican candidate would probably just go, oh, okay.
	Not Trump.
	He goes, what is going on?
	What's home to mommy?
	Take him home to mommy.
	Don't give him his coat.
	Beat him up.
	I'll pay for the lawyer.
	Like, this is also the guy who comes out and goes, and then everyone goes, we love you.
	And he goes, I love you too.
	Wait a minute.
	That's a guy.
	A guy said that.
	This is like the level of humor we're doing.
	But you just can't handle it because you're humorless.
	And you, I noticed, by the way, you weren't such a prude with Obama and any other president, but now you're really into what's presidential, what's proper, what's respectful.
	You say, die, cis scum and like, don't grab my pussy and fuck Trump.
	But at the same time, you're very strict about who can say what and in what tone.
	Fuck you.
	What's this one he's saying?
	Including the Middle East.
	Why not?
	Come in.
	Come on in.
	We're stupid.
	We'll take care of you.
	We'll pay.
	Like, they see that and go, he even calls the American public stupid.
	Oh, Don, you're a little controversial.
	You're talking about illegal immigration.
	Is he mocking the handicap there?
	For immigrants on the whole, create our own.
	Come on, try getting it out.
	Try getting it out.
	I'll get that out.
	I mean, I don't know if you can put this on television, but you don't even know what you're talking about.
	Try getting it out.
	Go ahead.
	The premiums are going through the roof.
	See?
	How could you not like that?
	He was disrespectful to a reporter who was trying to shit on him.
	Yeah, he should sit there and just take it.
	That when you heard him tell one rally to confiscate a man's coat before throwing him out into the freezing cold, you said, what a great guy.
	It's just the same one as before.
	Again, funny.
	That you watched the parade of neo-Nazis and white supremacists with whom he curries favor.
	There's this assumption that there's this massive swath of Nazis out there and you need their votes.
	I think it goes back to like Buchanan and that governor.
	What the hell was his name?
	Berry something?
	From like 1960 or some shit.
	But this assumption that there's this massive Nazi vote that you want to covet.
	No, there's a massive Hispanic vote the DNC wants to covet.
	There's a massive black vote the DNC wants to covet, but no one is currying favor with Nazis.
	No one wants those 350 votes.
	They're not a powerful force.
	They're not effective.
	They're not lurking in the shadows.
	They basically don't fucking exist.
	So can you shut up about them?
	I saw a Nazi skinhead about six months ago and I almost had a heart attack.
	It was at a motel in Delaware and I was like, holy shit, you're the albino ghost we keep hearing about.
	You're the freak.
	You're Krampus.
	It was like seeing Santa Claus.
	Whoa, this is one of the things they talk about 24 hours a day.
	I finally found one.
	I haven't seen one since the 80s.
	Anyway, this is kind of a long story, but Prager U did an excellent job of explaining the Charlottesville lie.
	We'll see how much we want to get into this before we're done.
	We all know that.
	This is not an indictment of all politicians.
	It's simply part of the game.
	It's our job as informed citizens to figure out the truth.
	And that's where journalists and the media come in.
	They are supposed to help us ferret out the business.
	I like that these things are so scripted.
	Have you noticed when things are scripted, it reads like a story time at night with your son?
	And then Captain Underpants has to understand that we trust the media.
	Just talk, dude.
	And that's journalistic malfeasance.
	The best, or maybe worst, example of this followed a presidential press conference at Trump Tower on Tuesday, August 15th, 2017.
	You remember what happened that previous weekend?
	A group of white supremacists held a white prize in Charlottesville, Virginia.
	The ostensible reason was to protest the removal of a statue of Confederate General Robert E. Lee.
	An Antifa group showed up to counterprotest.
	The mayor and the police were totally unprepared to deal with the violence that ensued.
	Tragically, a young woman, Heather Heyer, was run over and killed by a neo-Nazi who had been spooked by an armed Antifa.
	The media was antagonistic.
	The president was combative.
	Out of it all, one phrase eclipsed the thousands of words exchanged.
	The media reported that President Trump described neo-Nazis as very fine people.
	Now, just pause.
	If you're in a country and you think your president said that, wouldn't you look it up?
	Like, if I heard that my president said 10-year-olds are sexy, I would go, what?
	And I would want to go to the very, very source.
	I wouldn't go, knew it.
	I'm putting that into Facebook meme.
	People.
	Only, he didn't.
	In fact, he didn't even hint at it.
	Just the opposite.
	He condemned the neo-Nazis in no uncertain terms.
	So then, who were the fine people he mentioned?
	The answer?
	He was referring to another group of Charlottesville demonstrators who came out that weekend.
	Protesters who wanted the Robert E. Lee statue removed and protesters who wanted to keep the statue and restore the park's original name.
	This is what President Trump said about those peaceful protesters.
	You also had some very fine people on both sides.
	You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of Tibet.
	I don't know how many times we have to go over Charlottesville.
	It was two protests.
	And I would go farther than that and say the people involved in the second, the Nazi protest, pushed the statue thing in order to get their numbers up.
	And then at the 11th hour, added the Nazi thing at the end.
	But that's got nothing to do with what Trump said anyway.
	So, no, he was not currying favor with Nazis.
	These are still going, by the way.
	This one I love.
	That you hear him unable to talk to foreign dignitaries without insulting their countries and demanding that they praise his electoral win.
	You said, that's the way I want my president to be.
	FTW, I don't give a shit what shithole countries think of my country.
	Do you think I care about Saudi Arabia?
	Oh, Saudi Arabia.
	Remember right before, I think it was Iran, right before all this shit hit the fan with the Solio Manny, they had just told us that we have to confront our serious problems with racism.
	Iran told us that.
	And then we had Saudi Arabia.
	I think they were appointed by the UN, the head of the Human Rights Tribunal.
	We're like, oh, what?
	And then even within the West, you have all these pussy countries in Northern Europe with all their female heads of defense and stuff, their fat lesbian heads of health.
	Like, it's the entire north of Europe is just like Canada where they just hire women in order to virtue signal.
	You think I give a fuck what they think of me, what losers like France think of us?
	Boris Johnson likes us.
	All of these countries that are defending themselves, like Hungary, like Italy, like Brazil, they love us and they love their own people.
	The ethnomasochists who want to flush their country down the toilet or the shithole countries that are already in the toilet, they don't respect President Trump.
	Good.
	Good.
	Next, that you watched him remove expertise from all layers of government in favor of people who make money off of eliminating protections in the industries they're supposed to be regulating.
	And you said, what a genius.
	Look, lady, I assume you're a chick at this point.
	His campaign said, drain the swamp.
	That was his promise.
	Then he was Democratically elected, and now he's doing what he promised.
	He's draining the swamp.
	Remember we had Obama as like the head of jobs?
	He hired some dude from GE to be the head of energy jobs, like jobs in the energy fields.
	You go, wait, I assume he's going to be a little biased towards General Electric.
	Trump is doing the opposite of that.
	That's fascism, by the way.
	Trump isn't doing all these people like who are getting rich off of it.
	No, if you're talking about that education woman, she was already rich, and she's there to help privatize education.
	If you cared about the poor and you cared about black people, you would promote charter schools, but you don't.
	You care about power and socialism and more state control, so you like shitty public schools.
	Your obsession with power and control supersedes the health and benefit of the people in the country you live in.
	That's why I think you're a shit stain.
	DC's corrupt, deep state, and he is flushing them out.
	All right.
	That you have heard him continue to profit from his business in part by leveraging his position as president to the point of overcharging the Secret Service for space in the properties he owns.
	And you have said, that's smart.
	Now she's sort of fucking up her whole, and you said thing.
	Now it's you have said that's smart.
	Okay, let me explain something to you.
	He's lost billions becoming president.
	His salary is now literally down to zero.
	And when you come out as anything, when you own lots of hotels and real estate and residential things and casinos, whatever the fuck, when you come out as anything, you naturally ostracize people.
	So say there was a, say the Hilton said, go Mets.
	We are a Mets franchise.
	We love the Mets.
	Discounts for all Mets fans.
	Yankees fans would stop going there.
	Or if they did it with the Yankees, Mets fans would stop going there.
	This is what happened with Trump.
	He said, I'm GOP.
	I'm conservative.
	I love America.
	I'm against immigration.
	That kills a whole part of your market down the tubes now.
	That's really bad for business to have any opinions at all because you ostracize the people who disagree with you, especially if they're dogmatic cunts like whoever wrote this.
	So the idea that he's getting rich off of this, what was this thing?
	Is that the next one?
	Oh, yeah.
	Speaking of, and she's saying, so her contention is that he's doing all this, becoming president so he can curry favor with these various Businesses.
	And he's not, but meanwhile, this was the Clinton's trademark.
	Like when they had, they had Hillary had Bill Clinton, so she was the foreign affairs minister, whatever you call it, and she had Bill Clinton go and do a talk defending some disgusting Kazakhstani despot.
	And then that despot gave her Canadian buddy rights to mine uranium.
	Millions of dollars pouring into these accounts.
	Or the Joe Biden thing.
	Oh, Trump called Ukraine and said you should look into Joe Biden.
	Yeah, he did.
	Well, Joe Biden is Trump's adversary.
	Okay.
	What if he raped kids?
	Is Trump allowed to say you might want to look into that?
	Is that you using your power for political gain?
	Just because you politically gained from catching a criminal doesn't mean that guy didn't do a crime.
	And Joe Biden did it.
	Exactly what you're accusing Trump of.
	Joe Biden said, I'm denying aid to Ukraine until you drop this investigation.
	And he bragged about it.
	We have it on video.
	He said, I'm getting on a plane in six hours when I get off.
	You better have dropped this investigation.
	That might be why that didn't make it to this list.
	That you have heard him say that it was difficult to help Puerto Rico because it was in the middle of water.
	And you have said that makes sense.
	Now it's all you have said.
	First of all, I don't really have a problem with that.
	Isn't it easier to bring aid to like Indiana than it is Puerto Rico?
	Isn't it easier to drive trucks to a thing than to fly planes to a thing?
	So I don't get the problem there.
	And if I were you, lefties, I would avoid Puerto Rico as a subject.
	You mocked him for saying that Puerto Rican politicians are corrupt and it's hard to give aid there because they steal it for themselves.
	And then we just discovered that he was right.
	Puerto Rico emergency director fired after residents discovered a warehouse full of Hurricane Maria supplies.
	Whoops.
	That you have seen him start fights with every Canada from Canada, sorry, with every country from Canada to New Zealand while praising Russia and, quote, falling in love with the director of North Korea.
	And you have said, that's statesmanship.
	I'm not into statesmanship, by the way.
	And I never say the term presidential.
	I don't give a shit about that crap.
	I have zero respect for the government.
	That's why I strapped a pit bull full of dynamite and threw him in the White House.
	That's what Trump is.
	He's a pit bull.
	And his diplomacy has been amazing.
	Remember Obama?
	He said to Syria, I'm drawing a line in the sand, don't use chemical weapons or you're fucked.
	And then they used chemical weapons and Obama went, Trump did the exact same thing.
	Don't use chemical weapons.
	They use chemical weapons.
	Blew up an airport hangar.
	Blew up a bunch of planes.
	And then people go, oh, great.
	Now you made them mad.
	Now they're going to kill us.
	No, he made them scared.
	We heard the same thing with Soliomani.
	Oh, my God.
	It's going to be World War III.
	they were attacking a U S embassy like they did in Benghazi when Hillary Clinton saw that happen and went, okay, He sees an embassy get attacked.
	Blows up Soleomani.
	His ring finger goes flying across the room.
	Different ring on it, but that's for another day.
	You know what that did to Iran?
	That made them mad.
	You know what they did?
	They didn't retaliate because they got barked back by our pit bull.
	He draws lines in the sand that are real.
	And with North Korea, he went over and said, I love this guy.
	I'm falling in love with this guy.
	You're going to stop doing nuclear weapons, right?
	Or things are going to be very bad for you.
	Okay, my friend?
	Okay, buddy?
	He's like, oh, okay, Mr. Cham.
	Okay.
	That's him barked back.
	It's called having balls.
	And we haven't had balls in so long that you castrated cunts have assumed that you're in power and the matriarchy dominates.
	The matriarchy sucks, okay?
	We tried it out with paganism.
	You were throwing babies and virgins and volcanoes, sacrificing them to sun gods.
	We're not doing your paganistic bullshit, okay?
	We're sticking with the patriarchy because that works.
	And guess what?
	It's better for you.
	The oppressed, the weak, women, and children are safer under the patriarchy than whatever stupid no borders, no wall, no USA at all dystopia you want us to fall under.
	Um, start fights.
	Yeah, standing your ground is pretty aggressive.
	That Trump separated children from their families and put them in cages, managed to lose track of 1,500 kids, has opened a tent city incarceration camp in the desert in Texas.
	He explains they're just animals.
	And you say, well, okay then.
	Yeah.
	So again, let's just do your version of events.
	There's this little snot-nosed kid.
	He's four.
	He's dehydrated.
	He just walked through the desert.
	He gets there.
	And Trump goes, I don't give a fuck about that kid.
	He's an animal.
	Put him in a fucking cage.
	Their character is like Andrew Dice Clay Sadist.
	Andrew Dice Sadist.
	Hey, fucking let them all die.
	I don't fucking...
	You lucky I don't grab your mother by the pussy, you fucking, you fuck.
	What?
	You're living in a cartoon.
	Now, when illegals bring kids across the border, as they do, not just in America, why don't you try traveling a little bit?
	Watch TV in other countries, all over the Caribbean, Third World, Africa.
	Watch TV.
	Watch TV in Dominican Republic, and you'll see them talk about the immigration problems with illegals.
	Everyone has a problem with illegals, including Mexico, who are not very kind when they catch their Guatemalans and their whatever other stupid Central American shithole makes its way up there.
	Don't think I lost my train of thought, because that's incredibly naive.
	So tell me what to do when Legal crosses the border and hello, this is my daughter and my son.
	What do I do now?
	Do I put you all in the same cell?
	I have to put you in some sort of containment unit because if I don't just let you go free, then there's no borders.
	And if there's no borders, there's no country.
	Should we be the Only country in the world without borders.
	Don't you think that's kind of unusual?
	And the only country in history without borders.
	So we need borders, and if you need borders, then you have to monitor immigration.
	And if you monitor immigration, then when people come in in droves, you have to have some sort of a setup.
	So yeah, you got to separate kids from their families.
	Do you know the kind of rape culture that is coming up from Mexico?
	80%.
	By the way, I think this woman totally regrets this article and is trying to erase it from the web.
	That's just my feeling.
	80% of Central American women, girls, are raped crossing into the U.S. Coming from Mexico, where the age of consent is 12.
	And there are dozens of cases of sexual assault at these centers as these perverts try to molest the children that are not their children.
	What the illegal Mexicans are doing now is taking advantage of our benevolence and stupid things like this Facebook meme that make us assume that all children are just children of the illegals, just trying to get a better life.
	No, they've been kidnapped.
	Eye-popping surge of illegal immigrants abducting children and taking them over the border and pretending it's their kids.
	We have to be aware of that when we catch someone at the border.
	So the very least we can do is go, oh, Jesus.
	Okay, men in this cell, women in this cell, kids in this cell.
	Let's try to get you guys fed.
	Maybe do DNA tests and try to figure out what the hell is going on.
	Like someone brings us a mess and then we get in shit for not making it spotless.
	That's not how it works.
	Separating families and putting children in cages.
	Where are we here?
	Oh, and by the way, he didn't call Mexicans animals.
	He called MS-13 animals.
	And they are fucking animals.
	They're worse than animals, actually.
	Animals are more benevolent towards humans and seem to respect human life more than MS-13.
	In fact, many of them call themselves animal.
	Okay, now they're getting a little long-winded.
	That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other...
	All the thousand and one other?
	What kind of number is that?
	That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other manifestations of corruption and low moral character and outright animalistic rudeness.
	Oh, now Trump's an animal.
	That's funny.
	I thought you don't call humans animals.
	And contempt for you, the working American voter, and you still show up grinning and wearing your mega hats and threatening to beat up anybody who says otherwise.
	You're the violent ones, first of all.
	I don't know if you saw Virginia happen the other day, but there was zero violence.
	Now go to a far left rally.
	Go to an Antifa rally and talk to me about violence.
	And the American working voter is doing pretty good.
	He's actually pretty happy.
	You can talk about all the disdain that the working man has for Donald Trump, and that's because you don't talk to working men.
	You don't know any.
	You don't know any tradesmen.
	You don't know any contractors.
	And you don't know what's going on with the fucking economy because you're in a bubble.
	You're in a Facebook bubble.
	You lazy cunt.
	And I'm sorry about my animalistic rudeness.
	So what you don't get, this is the final one.
	What you don't get, Trump supporters in 2019, is that succumbing to frustration and thinking of you as stupid may be wrong and unhelpful, but it's also, hear me, charitable.
	Oh, thank you.
	Thank you.
	More gruel, sir.
	Please, can I just get a stupid, please, please?
	And then she adds, because if you're not stupid, we must turn to other explanations, and most of them are less flattering.
	Fuck you!
	Stop for anything.
	I don't just waste my time.
	I waste everything inside.
	I waste everything inside.
	Um something just happened.
	I discovered who wrote that.
	You ready for this?
	Who is she?
	It's not a woman.
	It's a man who his name alone is infuriating.
	Adam Troy Castro.
	Castro Troy?
	Face off?
	What is that?
	He, get this.
	Speaking of my buddy, he writes science fiction for kids.
	Could that be more perfect, please?
	Emissaries from the dead.
	Gustav Gloom and the People Taker.
	He writes children's books.
	So my educated friend that I've known since I was 22 and wait a minute.
	One of them was Reed's books.
	Remember he was mocking Trump for not reading books?
	Yeah, this guy's a hell of a scholar.
	Holy Dostoevsky.
	You're the author of Gustav Gloom?
	Why, my six-year-old loves your books.
	And my 55-year-old loves your Facebook rants.
	This one's for teens.
	Oh, shit.
	He's a thriller of types.
	Die Drit Klaugots.
	I think that's a comic book.
	Di Grit Klaugotas.
	Is he Spanish?
	What's his deal?
	Who cares?
	He looks like a sight gag from an Adam Sandler movie.
	They're like, yeah, we'll leave we're not that guy.
	And it goes to him.
	Yeah.
	As Brian pointed out the other day, all Adam Sandler movies are him being normal and then looking over at some crazy guy with one eye going, and then cutting back to Trump going, I mean, I could spend a whole show on the allegation that Meryl Streep ran with, that he sees this reporter go, hey, you said you saw people dancing in Jersey after 9-11.
	No, I don't remember.
	You don't remember?
	Go get a picture of this guy.
	Oh, he's got a fucked up wrist.
	Why are we listening to someone who doesn't have Perfect wrists.
	If there's one thing I always check when I check authors, it's how are the wrists?
	And this guy has a bent wrist.
	Night of the Living POTUS.
	Adam's got a limp wrist.
	I read books.
	I read Adam Troy Castro books like Night of the Living.
	I bet they're fucking comic books.
	Can you look up one of these books?
	I bet they're not even written books.
	Like, look up Night of the Living POTUS.
	Can we click on that?
	Writing comic books.
	That's a challenge.
	Graphic novels.
	I'm a graphic novels writer.
	Not drawer.
	I don't handle the drawing.
	It's too hard.
	I think it might be an actual book because there would be a lot of pictures.
	But if you go to Amazon, maybe they have Look Inside.
	Look at what an amateur he is, too.
	I bet he's not even on Amazon.
	He's a good read.
	Oh, here he is, yeah.
	Oh, he made it to Amazon.
	99 cents on Cuba.
	Look inside.
	Where is it?
	Okay, right there.
	You don't even read books.
	Now, there's...
	There's words.
	All presidents have the same lesson to learn, and they all learn it early on the first full morning of their respective administration.
	At that point, they've already taken their oaths, already declared their principles to the nation, already enjoyed the first round of celebrations, already settled in to what they imagine will be an administration marked by great words and historic deeds.
	They are ready for the lesson that will haunt them throughout the remainder of their days in power, giving them the somber gravity that so many people mistakenly attribute to the unimaginable pressures of the job.
	Nobody knows that this change in them has almost nothing to do with anything they face as chief executive and everything to do with the ordeal they all survive after their first night sleeping under the White House roof.
	It's a fucking ghost story for a child.
	It's a pretty big publisher.
	Jabberwocky Literary Agency.
	All right, well, I'm sorry to say we're out of time.
	We spent too much time shitting on Adam Troy Castro's ridiculous Facebook meme that my friend sent me as a slam dunk.
	You know what?
	Just say thank you that I call you stupid.
	You're not as smart as me.
	I write horror stories for little kids.
	Children's science fiction, too.
	I've been published in several different countries and even won an award as best author for little kids.
	So I know my books.
	And the reason I'm calling you stupid is because if I don't, I have to call you racist, malicious, destructive, sinister, fascist, a lot of other really spooky words.
	So next time I call you stupid, say thank you.
	All right.
	Final video.
	Oh, Jesus.
	My buddy Frank, by the way, who sent me that, looks like that.
	Huh.
	Tribalism.
	But he's a giant.
	He's like 6'5 ⁇ , and his beard is black.
	So he's that guy meets Pluto from, or Bluto or whatever, from Popeye.
	Bluto, huh?
	All right.
	Oh, my God.
	I just realized.
	John Belushi's character Bluto in Animal House must be named after Popeye.
	Jesus, I bet there's a 10-page Wikipedia on that.
	We're not supposed to know this much about shit.
	John Belushi looks nothing like Bluto.
	Yeah.
	Bluto needs a beard.
	He looked like old Bluto, kinda.
	A little sparse.
	Isn't that weird?
	When I was a kid, there was just like one day, magically, everyone was sexy.
	Like He-Man.
	Everyone was super muscular.
	When I was a little kid, G.I. Joe was just a guy.
	He kind of had pecs.
	He had okay arms.
	And then one day it was just like this intimate detail of abs and all this stupid shit.
	And all of a sudden he was this tall.
	They're like wrestling figures.
	My G.I. Joe had a bit of a beer gut.
	What are you looking up now?
	We're off a tangent here.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm a little old for wrestling figures.
	All right.
	So there's a guy in Mesa, I think, California.
	This might be near L.A. And he sits out, he sells used suits to people.
	I don't think there's anything wrong with, I mean, there's zero wrong with that.
	You're helping these guys get maybe to a job interview.
	It's recycling.
	It's good for the environment.
	And this guy lives, is Mesa near LA?
	I don't really know.
	Mesa, I'm not sure.
	Mesa.
	So it's nice and warm out.
	Might as well take advantage of the California weather.
	So you sit outside.
	Now, you haven't been laid in a while.
	Your divorce was pretty rough.
	And you haven't even touched a tit in maybe a year.
	A lady comes by.
	She consensually provides you with said tit.
	What do you do?
	W-W-Y-D.
	So anyway, so this is 3-2 you have to start with.
	The lady in the car.
	We'll be getting to that soon.
	Oh my god!
	Okay, so there's this guy that works at this weird like men's apparel store.
	Some homeless person, he always sits out front.
	Some homeless person walked up to him and now she's like sitting on his lap on out front of the store and he's like feeling her boobs.
	Oh.
	Oh my god.
	What the fuck?
	That's his store.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	She owns his store.
	Oh my god.
	What good is owning a store?
	Basically, he went on an ugly date.
	So anyway, the news crews decide that they have to stop this lasidious act.
	Is that the right word?
	Motherfucker!
	Call the cops!
	You fucking asshole!
	Easy.
	Are you Peter?
	Hi, Peter.
	Get off!
	That's right, I'm a badass.
	That's right, I'm a badass, Peter.
	Peter, you're about to get a restaurant.
	Show me how you're right.
	That's right, I'm a fat ass.
	Fat ass?
	Fat fighter.
	He's been missing a lot of Lizzo.
	Yeah.
	You just pushed a woman.
	What do you got to say to that?
	What do you have to say to that?
	Fuck all you motherfuckers.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	That's what I say.
	Get that point out of me.
	Like, the guy had a consensual romantic relationship with a very unattractive woman.
	No, go back.
	Is it over?
	It's over.
	Well, don't they say they're going to call the cops on him?
	You ain't got shit.
	You're arrested.
	Yeah, that's it.
	You ain't got shit.
	You're arrested.
	I don't know.
	Maybe I'm a little too pro-man, but you go to a guy's business, you're there to permanently ruin his reputation, right?
	Now, when you Google that store, I'm sure that's what's going to come up forever.
	He did something.
	It was, you can say it's in public, it's in private.
	I don't know.
	She seemed to have to do a lot of spy work to see that tit sucking.
	I mean, if they were both hot and young, I don't think we'd have a news crew there investigating.
	And the homeless woman was not crying.
	And we don't know if she's homeless.
	Maybe she's just a one.
	Could have been a deal.
	Guys horse around with ones.
	We can't all have tens all the time.
	I'll stop loitering in front of your store if.
	And I just, I hate this whole, like, call the cops, call the police.
	I just saw this thing.
	It was a, this was on Reddit, Public Freakout.
	And it was this woman who was buying fur.
	And all these protesters were out front.
	And they were yelling at her for buying fur.
	And she's wearing the thing and she's going, this is gorgeous.
	I think she has an accent.
	Usually it takes foreigners to have any kind of balls.
	And she goes, this is why animals die so we can wear them.
	And then the guy is all pissed off at her.
	And then she grabs his sign.
	And the second she grabs his sign, he's like, call the police.
	And he did it just like, yeah, there it is.
	Turn it on.
	Love it?
	Love it.
	Yes.
	These are put in earth for us to be kept warm.
	Yes.
	Don't touch my property.
	Call the police.
	There it is.
	That's exactly what I'm talking about.
	He's like, I didn't want to have to do this, but call the police.
	Holy shit.
	Look at you.
	You got balls.
	You're willing to push three buttons and then answer some questions?
	Just like this fucker at Target and just like that Republican pussy in the other episode where they tear his thing down and he goes, he puts his hands in his pockets and he goes, call the police.
	That's right.
	I'm doing it.
	I'm calling the police.
	So the moral here with this, this Jamie Chambers thing is, if you're going to go to try to ruin a man's life and ridicule him for something that's not a big deal, you're picking a fight.
	And if you go to pick a fight with someone, don't immediately go, oh my God, this got violent.
	Call the police.
	Like, don't pick fights.
	Series of assaults.
	How about a theory of a pepper that fights?
	Why don't you go to a rap concert like Public Enemy and interview people about how much public enemies suck and then get outraged when someone slaps you in the face?
	Peter, we're on your side.
	It's okay to suck an ugly bitch's tit.
	He was arrested, by the way.
	Yeah, I'm sure he has a criminal record now.
	I wouldn't be surprised.
	Let's see the report.
	Oh, okay.
	You gave him a criminal record because he sucked a tit.
	Good work.
	Thanks for cleaning up the streets, media.
	I'm pleased to see news crews outside his clothing store in La Mesa Monday, going after reporters and photographers.
	I bet he's had that store for 20 years and they just shut it down.
	Really?
	That's what I say.
	That's what I say.
	This is being accused of lewd behavior while sitting out in front of his shop.
	This is still an image from a video taken and posted online of the incident.
	But local residents say he's been a problem for a long time.
	Many now coming forward with their own stories of inappropriate incidents with the business owner.
	Then he pinched my stomach, grabbed my stomach, and said, you need to lose weight.
	Team Peter strikes again.
	I'm just in tears.
	This guy keeps getting better and better.
	Do you or do you not need to lose weight?
	He's trying to save your life, lady.
	He's one of the few people that have ever touched me and told me I need to take care of myself.
	She died of diabetes three years after this incident.
	Her gravestone says, I told you so, Peter.
	I've been hired because I've never been, you know, fat shamed like that.
	I can't believe the absolute outcry of people in La Mesa who have experienced so many problems from this man.
	In addition to the alleged assaults caught on video Monday, a local reporter says Karsus shoved her camera equipment to the ground before pushing her.
	Court records show a criminal case against the 77-year-old in 2013 and two civil suits.
	Good fighter for 77.
	Oh, look at that.
	Oh, so you get to fight back, but then you also get to call the cops.
	You go try to ruin a tit sucker's life.
	The guy who tries to save people from the obesity epidemic.
	You get to kick at him and then play the victim.
	No, that's not how it works.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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