Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E113 - PEYRONIE'S DISEASE [2020-01-20 - S02E113 - PEYRONIE'S DISEASE]

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S02E113 - PEYRONIE'S DISEASE [2020-01-20 - S02E113 - PEYRONIE'S DISEASE]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
	Sometimes I feel like I'm living with a stranger walking by myself.
	Sometimes it seems these hopes and dreams all came from somewhere else, but I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Play that.
	No, you go get your guitar.
	Oh, okay.
	I do have my guitar.
	See, I never learned to play guitar because I was gifted with a capello guitar voice.
	So it's redundant.
	I can just go...
	and It's almost a curse.
	All right.
	That was lovely.
	Thank you.
	Did you know that I was a judge for the Air Guitar World Championships many years in a row?
	No.
	And then I was fired for racism.
	I think three years in a row, it was Asians who won and Korean, Chinese, and Japanese.
	And so this year it was about to be this Japanese guy.
	And I said as a joke, can we not have a nip win just one year in a row?
	These guys bombed Pearl Harbor.
	And they were not happy about that.
	And then the air guitar people contact me and they go, hey, you pissed off Asian Twitter, which is really bad because they've got a lot of time on their hands.
	Yeah, that guy won.
	Does that look like a guitar in your hand?
	Or are you happy to see me?
	And if they fail at that, then you just make fun of them.
	My brother has down syndrome, so I haven't been in the subspawn for shit like that.
	Basics for their guitar championships are two things.
	Does it look like there's a guitar in your hand?
	And are you being interesting?
	Now, I know that sounds incredibly simple and obvious, but you'd be surprised not to.
	Do I have Coke on my nose?
	Yeah, look at that guy.
	That's what you do.
	Yeah, it was a joke.
	But yeah, Gavin, I agree with you.
	I'd watch these people and they're like this.
	Like, you have to just make a stick there and stick with the stick.
	You can't go like this.
	Very, very simple.
	And stick with it, if you will.
	We have a lot to discuss.
	A lot happened.
	We have Virginia going on as we speak.
	We have the McGregor fight to discuss and all the false flags around that.
	Alex Jones is down there in Virginia with Proud Boys, keeping him safe.
	But before we do any of that, I wanted to tell you a little bit about my penis.
	Got my attention?
	Did you know that I, I don't know if I have, because I don't know if you're ever cured, but I had Peyroni's disease.
	I told you about that?
	Yeah.
	Crooked Dick syndrome.
	Yeah.
	I just woke up one day and my penis was at 45 degrees.
	Like I won't do it to this pen because it would break the pen.
	But it was just like worse than a banana.
	Worse than a banana.
	One magic day.
	And obviously when it's flaccid, it just seemed to rotate a bit, but you couldn't really tell.
	But when I'd get a boner, we went, just one day.
	Thursday, normal, straight dink.
	Friday, boink.
	Yeah.
	Did you get surgery?
	Because that looks terrible.
	That's what I had done.
	But I did it myself.
	No.
	Yeah, I watched a YouTube video.
	Hey, go back to that other picture.
	That one below.
	That's how bad it was.
	That's ridiculous.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Well, here's the physics of it.
	So take a clown balloon, right?
	A stringy clown balloon.
	Then put a piece of masking tape on it anywhere.
	Now inflate the balloon.
	As you inflate, the skin is going to stretch around where you put the sellotape.
	And that's going to be the bend.
	What's that, beer?
	Beironi's disease.
	That's very clever.
	And so what it is, is there's plaque in your dick.
	And that's what the masking tape is.
	So I don't know how you get scar tissue down there.
	Now, I was blessed to be married and to a wonderful woman because the majority of the time you get peironis, it's from a chick breaking your dick.
	Whoa.
	Like you're doing it this way and she falls or something.
	And if you look it up, that's one of the first reasons they give.
	So it looked to my wife like I was having an affair and I broke my dick at some hotel room with a prostitute or something.
	But she didn't assume that.
	Of course, there's a million other different things that can be and she assumed it was one of those.
	So that was good.
	Secondly, it's great to be married when you get permanent because your wife doesn't really care if one day it turns into a banana.
	It's still, in fact, it might even be better.
	It might get to a nook or a cranny that it normally didn't get to.
	But thank God I wasn't single and young.
	Because you know you'd be known as banana boy.
	Yeah.
	They would call you hockey stick.
	All the girls would gossip.
	And when you go on these message boards and read about it, there's a lot of young, there's a lot of what I just said.
	So it's older guys going, thank God I'm married.
	And younger guys going, I'm not fucking married.
	What the fuck am I going to do?
	So I started talking about it When it happened, this is now five years ago.
	And then all these celebrities and not but famous people you know of would come up to me and go, Yeah, I got it too.
	It sucks.
	Said about 10% of men have it or get it.
	Um, so this one guy directs me to the greatest Peyroni's doctor in the world.
	He happens to be in New York City.
	And he was experimenting with this stuff called Ziaflex, X-I-Aflex.
	And what they do is they take a fucking syringe and they inject this stuff into your plaque, into the scar tissue.
	They kind of make a joke out of this whole thing, huh?
	Yeah.
	And that's a good analogy, too, because like that couch sucks.
	Yeah, it's not useful.
	No one wants that couch.
	You need to fix that couch or just stop using it entirely.
	Well, if you lay down on it, that'd be good.
	But you know what?
	Xyoflex is basically a gangrene.
	And it was made for my, my grandmother had this.
	When your muscles cramp up and they get all scarry, you can't open your finger anymore.
	So my grandma's pinky was always like this.
	She used to keep a napkin in it because she was self-conscious about it.
	But what they would do with her finger, if she was alive, was zap it with Xiaoflex.
	It breaks down the plaque and then you can move your finger.
	So they thought, why not dicks?
	Like with stool softener.
	Why not put it in your ears?
	Take a part of your wax.
	They were correct.
	But, oh my God, does it fucking kill?
	I mean, you can imagine getting a long needle in your dick.
	And I said, I can't take this pain again.
	Like I was yelling, and it was bad for him because people in the waiting room would hear like, so he started giving me great pills, like, I don't know, Percocet or Xanax or one of those awesome feel-good pills.
	And so I would go to the bar and have a couple beers before the meeting, before the appointment, and then have one of those pills.
	And you could shoot me.
	I don't give a shit.
	I mean, it still hurt a little bit.
	And then I would be so funny because I'm on these fucking awesome pills that I started getting along really well with the nurses there, making them laugh.
	We would riff.
	And they're the ones who showed me what dicks are like on chicks.
	The post-op penis, when you're a woman and you get a penis.
	And I saw those, we showed it on the show the other day.
	I saw those cheese blinces that they make from ripping all the skin off your arm.
	So now you have a fucking weird skeleton arm and a burrito hanging between your legs.
	And that's why, that sort of pushed me to do the whole like mentally ill gaze thing where I wrote that article and said transphobia is perfectly natural because I had seen these nurses had shown me the burritos.
	And I'm like, that's not a dick.
	The only time it has a head is when they singe a line.
	That's terrible.
	It's depraved.
	It's almost, I think it might even be worse than the vagina you get when you're a woman, when you're made into a woman.
	It's even stupider.
	And it doesn't get hard unless you have a pump.
	Anyway.
	So I would go in there and get my injections about once every few weeks.
	And you know how I think I got that disease?
	How?
	Red Bull.
	No way.
	Yeah, we were courting them.
	I had an ad agency and we were courting them for about a year.
	And a lot of people who don't do business, like all these tax the billionaires and that guy's rich, daddy's money and all that shit, they don't realize that when you make money as an entrepreneur, you have 12 failures behind you.
	For every one hit you get, every one restaurant that takes off, there's 12 that failed.
	And so this was one of our failed projects that we worked over a year on and it went nowhere.
	So all that time, all that money, all that energy, flushed down the toilet.
	There's no ceremonies for that.
	God, lefties, these socialist kids just don't understand that, even that concept.
	I remember back in Vice days in the 90s, we were trying to get absolute as a client.
	And so I was saying to our graphics guy, all right, just write absolute da, da, da.
	And then I don't have time to do this, but I want to make a bottle of studs, like a studded jacket, but put studs.
	You could just do it in Photoshop, you know?
	And he goes, well, yeah, but they're not paying for that.
	I go, I know.
	We're trying to get them as a client.
	And he goes, that's not ethical.
	That's not ethical?
	Yeah, it's working for free.
	I know.
	That's what business is, you fucking tard.
	That same guy, by the way, Rob, he ended up breaking up with a girl who was super hot.
	And I go, what happened with you?
	And whatever her name was, Katrin.
	This is in Montreal.
	And he goes, ah, she was too slutty.
	Oh, I remember that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And I go, he looked like a mouse.
	He looked like a giant mouse.
	And I went, oh, okay.
	So she was cheating on you?
	And he goes, no, no, no, not at all.
	Just like slutty.
	I'm sorry?
	Slutty in your bedroom with you?
	Ew, gross.
	What a homo.
	Can I suck your dick again?
	You just sucked it, you pig.
	You're a slut.
	You're a total slut sleeping all around this room, boning every single guy in this room that's me.
	Anyway, so yeah, for a year we courted Red Bull and that meant going out.
	You have Red Bull, the make your own plane thing where they go off a jump and they go in.
	You got the helicopter stuff.
	You've got all the, you can't find something they don't compete with.
	Monster trucks, build your own monster trucks, skadoos, like everything they do.
	Red Bull, water skiing.
	So I go, what about this?
	It's a comedy Olympic thing.
	Could have been roasting, could have been battles.
	And then that person wins.
	And we show the battle every week at this comedy club.
	And then they're the winner.
	And the Red Bull sponsors the club.
	And we can also release the videos.
	We put those on YouTube.
	And there's a guy who's like the master, you know, three weeks standing.
	And then he gets knocked out of the top spot by Mark Norman or whatever.
	I think it's a good idea.
	But that meant kissing their ass, going skiing with the executives there who were fucking lame.
	One dude was all about his paddleboard, and I had to hang out with him and go skiing.
	We went on ski vacations with them and party with them.
	Now, the only way that you can tolerate kissing someone's ass, because when you're in marketing and you're courting a client, you can't do normal you.
	Like, you can't say, Ryan, what the fuck, what kind of pants are those?
	And make fun of your buddy's pants, which is like 80% of my jokes is fucking with my friends.
	Like, this bartender the other day, he was always washing his hands and then he uses the dryer.
	I'm like, dude, stop washing your hands so much.
	It's an insult to penises.
	Okay?
	Penis skin is just hand skin.
	As long as you don't get piss all over your hand, which I don't think you should, then you don't got to wash them like crazy.
	That's how you talk to a normal person, right?
	But you can't even begin to criticize someone you're trying to get millions of dollars from.
	So it's a very one-sided, ass-kissy relationship, which exhausts me.
	It's not my MO.
	So we would take Adderall and drink whiskey, maker's mark, but like half a bottle a day, easy.
	For a year.
	So we were making tons of money with Adderall, and then we'd go to the bar around three or four and power down makers, and then go out for dinner with Red Bull guys and power down more makers.
	And I believe that is what ruined my dick.
	The constant abuse of alcohol and Adderall, swishing it around in my body, made the plaque appear in my penis.
	What'd the doctor say about that?
	Did you ask him about that?
	Okay, so he disagreed.
	And his theory was I masturbate too hard.
	Wrong.
	In fact, he went further and said that's what most of them are from.
	I don't literally beat my meat, dude.
	So this is where it gets crazy.
	In order to find where the plaque was, he had to give me a boner.
	I've had gay sex, you should know.
	Because of that?
	Well, I'll tell you in a second.
	So he would inject my penis with sialis, and I have a coconut smasher, and then he would put on porn in his office.
	Jesus.
	And the porn, of course, is like, he's Hungarian or something.
	So it was some weird Russian porn from like 1992.
	Classic.
	And Russians are weird.
	It was always like four cops and a chick who was being arrested, and they're all boning her.
	I guess she's doing that to get out of the charges, which is rape, by the way.
	You're showing me a rape porn.
	Yeah.
	Just watch this rip for a little bit and I'll come back in and tell you how to masturbate.
	At one point, there was a girl there and one of the nurses that I was joking with.
	And I thought, wait a minute, I could have infidelity here off the books.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	So I said, well, are you going to stay here while I do this?
	And she goes, no, no, no, we don't do that.
	And I go, well, I don't mind if you do.
	Because I thought, that wouldn't be cheating.
	I'm having a medical procedure done.
	Didn't go down.
	I'll say that to a Catholic and they'll be like, what?
	No, no, no.
	That's still a sin.
	No, it's not.
	I did it with the dude, as you're about to hear.
	So anyway, I begin doing the act to the thing because he wants, I don't know why, he wants to see how I do it.
	So he comes back in and he says, all right, so begin masturbating.
	So I'm like, which terrible.
	Yes, with the porn still on.
	And he's right this close to my dick going, no, no, no, Gavin.
	You want to be delicate.
	He never touched it, but he was like, much more delicate.
	So I'm like, like this.
	And he goes, even less.
	Well, now I'm not even touching it, dude.
	Like, you got to beat it a bit.
	And he was going, gentle.
	No, no, no, gentle, gentle.
	No, no, no, no, no, slow.
	And that's me having gay sex.
	I was masturbating with a man to pornography.
	I'm gay.
	I've done gay shit.
	And I'll tell you, there's nothing that makes you more angry than someone telling you how to beat off.
	Like, I almost punched him in the face.
	I felt this rage swell in my chest.
	I was like, just shut the fuck up.
	Jesus Christ.
	It's like someone telling you how to poo or pee.
	No, no, no, no.
	Pull the foreskin back and you want to direct the pee into the toilet.
	Slowly, slowly.
	You're like, I've been doing this for a hundred years.
	Get the fuck out of the room.
	So anyway, I kept doing the injections and I don't think it made a difference.
	And then it just, over the years, went away.
	So I think my body broke down the plaque on its own.
	I don't think the injections helped.
	I don't believe his theory about beating off.
	I think it was alcohol and amphetamine sulfate.
	So if you are out there and you notice that you have the banana problem, I'm not sure I would recommend Ziaflex.
	I mean, I took it and I'm better.
	I'm straight as an arrow, not as straight as an arrow, but I'm in a normal bend now.
	But I don't think that that's why.
	I think it just goes away over time.
	Although I did stop beating off.
	It says alcohol abuse is a contributor.
	Here we go.
	Yeah.
	So if you are a young man and you have it, dude, my heart goes out to you.
	You poor bastard.
	Don't stress out too much.
	My heart goes out to your dick.
	She's not going to notice it, really.
	And if you're really self-conscious, then don't accept a BJ.
	Just like throw it right in.
	And she's not going to be like, what the was it?
	It's going sideways.
	She won't feel it.
	The vagina straightens it out.
	But also know that it's likely this will just go away on its own.
	So don't freak out.
	It's not spooky.
	Oh, you know, that disease was named after a guy, by the way.
	Yes, it was named after King Henry VIII's urologist.
	Spookin.
	Because King Henry VIII had it.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Wait, that's not very audible.
	Do that again?
	Nothing wrong with that.
	It's pretty quiet.
	Yeah, I got it.
	It's nothing wrong with that.
	There's too much background noise.
	Yeah, I gotta go in there and fix it up.
	All right, so that's my long penile introduction to the show.
	I forgot to mention the opening song was Swan Song.
	No, Swan Street.
	Two N's by the band 3.
	We're probably gay.
	And this week I'm going to dedicate the opening songs to hardcore bands doing non-hardcore songs.
	So 3 were on Discord.
	You can find that song on their album, but also on the compilation State of the Union that Discord put out that is fucking amazing and ages very well.
	But yeah, hardcore songs, hardcore bands doing their one sort of a ballad.
	All right, shall we start the show?
	We shall.
	I can't hear you.
	Yes, we shall.
	I can't hear you.
	What was that?
	Yes.
	Not coming in very clear.
	That's true.
	So let's, before we get to Virginia, let's check out the McGregor fight.
	40 seconds.
	You want to hear retarded, by the way?
	We went to do karaoke on Saturday, which in Koreatown, you're lucky to get a room for an hour and you have to book it way in advance and you're out of there.
	The second that hour's up, people are sitting there waiting.
	Let's go.
	But we went with some friends who were visiting and my buddy wouldn't shut up about how gifted he is at karaoke.
	The whole train ride there.
	And then he said, he goes, I got to warn you when I do Purple Rain, which by the way is fucking hard.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Because there's like the nice part.
	But then there's that, I know, I know.
	Charles, you're crazy.
	And he goes, last time I did that song, people cried.
	So I was like, okay, I guess I'll get a serviette ready for when you bust it out.
	Does Purple Rain normal?
	Like your friend?
	Like it was pretty quiet.
	Yeah.
	I don't understand what all the forewarning was about.
	But anyway, my buddy, the guy that we had in the video last week who beat me up, Tommy, he sends me a text and he goes, hey, man, I'm hosting this party Saturday on 27th Street.
	And you can come by, watch the McGregor fight, paying for it, blah, blah, blah.
	Free booze.
	And I read that, and I think I might be getting pugilistic dementia because I read it as, hey, Gavin, do you want to host a fight on the 27th of January, the McGregor fight?
	And I'm like, that's like seven days after the fight.
	Everyone will have seen it.
	And I don't think your sponsors would like, my name's Mudd.
	So if you say starring Gavin McInnes, all your sponsors are going to get hate mail.
	So I sent that back to him.
	And he goes, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
	And here's the other stupid part.
	We were wandering around after the karaoke on Saturday going, I wish we could see the fight.
	And the one place I found was like way out.
	And it would have been a pain in the ass to get there.
	So we ended up going back to my place, buying it on our phones for 80 bucks and just watching it on a wine bottle.
	And then we got so wasted, we missed it.
	That always happens to me in fights.
	They're too late.
	Midnight?
	I'm a write-off at midnight.
	Tons of undercard bullcrap.
	Yeah.
	I end up watching the undercards and missing, always miss the fight.
	Anyway, if you missed the fight, here it is.
	That's Cowboy.
	What's his name?
	Pirone?
	Cowboy Cerrone?
	Cerrone.
	Peroni.
	Perone's disease.
	So this is me.
	I have Cerrone's disease.
	That's me.
	And then in the other corner is my dick.
	I have Cerrone's disease where Connor McGregor just punches my cock over and over again.
	Look at that.
	Shoulder punches.
	I don't watch MMA, but that's a thing.
	Shoulder strikes.
	So he's filling him out with the left.
	And then Cowboy kicks him, which he blocks, no problem.
	Right?
	Block.
	No problem.
	Yet, bang.
	Oh, dude, did he kick his hand into his own temple, basically?
	Yeah, I think so.
	But it was all about that first kick.
	This is 40 seconds in.
	Le End.
	There's just nowhere to go there.
	Yeah.
	How does MMA work?
	You get to just keep grinding and pounding the guy?
	That's insane.
	Surely when you're down.
	So a lot of people lost a lot of money with that.
	But every time, I always feel bad for the other fighter, and then I realize he got like, what, 40, 50 million for that fight?
	He'll live.
	Okay, so shall we jump to, are we done with that news?
	We also, in the news, this is listed in the notes as Loomer's Law, they Florida Senator to introduce Laura Loomer-inspired Social Media Censorship Act.
	So she's running for office now, and they won't let her on Facebook because she had previously been banned.
	So now she can't run a campaign, a fair campaign, like her competitors.
	That's not right.
	So this bill, Laura's law, suggests a $75,000 fine every time you ban someone.
	Now, I assume that doesn't, there must be some sort of parameters in there that if you say like, I'm going to kill you, bitch, and I know where you live, blah, blah, blah.
	So I'm psycho-stalking a chick.
	I assume you can still boot that guy.
	But what did Laura, I think Laura got banned for supporting me.
	Oh, yeah, that's right.
	And saying the proud boys are good.
	And I think that that was, I can't remember which particular platform, but I think Alex Jones also was banned for supporting me.
	Although, does Zuckerberg Care about 75,000?
	It's going to add up.
	I like the last sentence on that.
	In recent studies, the Gateway pundits Jim Hoft and Cassandra Fairbanks were shadow banned.
	Associate editor Christine Lila was threatened by Twitter for breaking Pakistani blasphemy laws.
	And writer Jacob Ingalls, who we know well, was banned from Twitter for posting about Muslim rape gangs.
	Yeah, I love when it's facts.
	You're in trouble for stating a fact.
	Okay, the fact is still there.
	You know what this is all about, really, is about control.
	The government and their handmade, the media, want to portray America as a dangerous, racist hellhole where they need to protect us.
	And it's funny because I don't talk about myself a lot this episode, but if I look online, I go, holy shit, I'm hated everywhere.
	Everyone wants to kill me.
	I suck shit.
	I'm bad.
	And then I walk down the street and, hey, can I get a picture?
	Hey, how you doing?
	Oh, keep up the great work.
	High five.
	Oh, like there's an occasional fuck you, but very rare, like one or two a year, as opposed to dozens and dozens of, hey, how's it going?
	And it reminds me of Bill Hicks bit where he said, you know, you watch CNN for 24 hours straight and it's just like death, famine, disease, war, death, famine, disease, war.
	And then you walk outside and the birds are chirping.
	And I think that's what was going on.
	That's going on with Laura Loomer.
	They want to be able to control elections and prevent Trump from being successful because they're beta male pussies, fat neckbeards, who don't like anything great.
	They don't like meritocracy and freedom and the Second Amendment.
	They like fat things like Magic the Card Game.
	What's that called?
	Magic the Gathering?
	Magic the Gathering.
	That's their world.
	And Trump is not a pro-nerd.
	So they say, well, there's Nazis everywhere.
	I have to kick all these people off or we're going to have race wars.
	And we're seeing this with the NYPD doing this talk.
	Now, you know, I love cops, but I don't love their boss.
	And when I say NYPD, this headline, NYPD smears proud boys, it's really NYPD top brass.
	The NYPD under Bill Dubazi was against the Bill of Rights.
	So that guy, who's that guy?
	High-ranking official in the New York City who smeared the Proud Boys while giving testimony before the House Homeland Security Subcommittee on Intelligence and Counterterrorism.
	Terrorism.
	On Wednesday, referring to them in the same breath as murderers, terrorists, neo-Nazis, and white supremacists.
	Sheesh.
	MIPD Intelligence, Counter and Terrorism, John Miller, referenced the Proud Boys while addressing anti-Semitic terrorism.
	And, you know, what did he say?
	Most of the Proud Boys are not from New York City, but it presented too attractive a target for them when they decided to engage in violence.
	They were all from New York City that night.
	I mean, maybe some of them lived, you know, in Brooklyn or something, or maybe one of them was from Long Island, but they worked in the city or lived in the city or just moved from the city.
	It's not like they were from Boston or something.
	They were all New Yorkers.
	And they presented too attractive a target.
	The target was the Antifa who had been threatening everyone and throwing glass bottles of piss.
	You could say that's too attractive a target.
	He had it before dovetailing immediately into a discussion about white supremacists, neo-Nazi groups, and an obvious guilt by association tactic.
	At the same congressional hearing, ADL Jonathan Greenbaut urged for the destruction of the Bill of Rights and called for the jailing of individuals who commit supposed hate speech on the internet, which again sounds good when you're not into free speech, but they are the ones who decide what hate speech is.
	Oh, you know what's weird?
	Go down to that tweet.
	Look at the last one.
	So this is Jonathan Greenblatt at the ADL, the bottom right picture.
	So this is what he wants, like Domestic Terrorism Prevention Act, right?
	This is a Jewish, basically a Jewish group.
	They wear yamukas when they do these announcements, and they're all very pro-Jew, obviously.
	But no talk of Islam.
	It's the No Hate Act.
	It's the Domestic Terrorism Act, online safety modernization.
	And the only time he gets specific is at the bottom where he encourages the State Department to examine whether overseas violent white supremacist groups meet the criteria to be designated as foreign terrorist organizations.
	Just totally obsessed with fucking Nazis.
	And it is as stupid as that gay Nazi hunters show on Netflix where Al Pacino goes around shooting old ladies in the head because they're planning World War III.
	I think one of his things that Greenblast's talking about is the Never Again Holocaust initiative.
	Yeah, okay, agreed.
	I think it's on Amazon.
	Oh.
	The hunters.
	There's so badass cleaning up the streets.
	You know what's interesting with that picture, too?
	You see that married couple?
	The ones on the couch?
	Yeah.
	That reminds me of those two Jewish spies who were arrested and imprisoned for life for trying to destroy America.
	You know what I mean?
	No, who were they?
	It was a husband and wife team.
	Anyway, this brings me back up to this arrest with the base online.
	And they were this neo-Nazis.
	It's a weirdest story.
	I'm getting this from the left, of course.
	So this is the neo-Nazi arrested one.
	I forgot to number these again.
	Sorry about that.
	This has nothing to do with Virginia.
	So this guy, the guy you see there, was apparently getting all his ducks in order for the Boogaloo.
	And the Boogaloo, I guess, is this imminent race war we're all going to have where it's men taking the streets, white men to fight black guys, and everyone dies.
	What a weird concept.
	What a silly fantasy.
	And then the FBI says, oh, We actually saved this guy's life because they were going to kill him for being stupid and incompetent.
	And I just read this paragraph that really bothered me.
	Based upon previous discussions with members of the base online, the UCE, undercover employee, believed the intended purpose of those drills were to prepare for the boogaloo, a term used by members of the base to describe the collapse of the United States and subsequent race war.
	And I just thought, this sounds like the Nazi skinhead movement, the heritage movement in Ottawa and in Canada when I was a kid, when I was a teenager.
	Nazi skinheads were everywhere, like with swastikas and Klansman tattoos, and they would beat up blacks and Jews.
	And it just seems so incongruous in a country as white as Canada.
	Like, why do these guys care about black people?
	There's only like three black people here.
	And then we discovered much later that it was the CISIS, which is the Canadian FBI, had started all these groups and these pamphlets and these meetings to try to find Nazis.
	But what they had actually done is created Nazis.
	And these guys would read these pamphlets and go, oh yeah, it sounds cool.
	So the government created the Nazi skinhead movement in the 80s.
	And this is smelling like it too.
	I saw this comment online.
	This guy said, once again, the government creates these groups, then gets people hyped up on something they really weren't interested in.
	Then the government uses the testimony of undercovers to get people locked up.
	So this is just my theory.
	But this just smells like more lies, more bullshit to try to, I don't know, I guess they have a budget.
	Like the ADL has a massive budget from Jews with justified PTSD who don't want another Holocaust.
	They go, well, just write me a huge check and I'll focus on Nazis.
	And I think that's linking into government programs where they get this money to fight white supremacy.
	So if it's not there, they have to create it.
	It's their currency.
	It's literally what pays their bills.
	And so they've just put stupid people in prison.
	I mean, it's entrapment, really.
	It's like these cars they put in the hood.
	What do they call them?
	Trick cars or something to catch car thieves?
	Oh, yes, yes, yes.
	Let me see.
	I don't think you're preventing car thieves.
	You're creating car thieves and then catching them.
	So anyway, this finally brings us to Virginia, where I could tell from the beginning, if people show up and they have guns, you're not going to have problems.
	We said this last week.
	We saw this with the Bundies.
	They said, fuck these ranchers.
	They dared start a bushfire on their property.
	Oh, no, the Bundies was some stupid fucking turtle.
	Oh, they can't move that fence.
	It'll affect some useless piece of shit turtle.
	Is there a bigger loser animal than the turtle?
	Like, you don't even have any fun.
	At least birds can fly around.
	You're just a shitty penis tank with your dumb hands that are all claws.
	You know, those ones?
	They have like snapping turtles?
	They have the claws, but then the skin is all claws too.
	And there's dumb little penis legs pushing.
	And then the little dumb uncircumcised head.
	And what happens if they get attacked?
	Oh, the penises recede and it's just a little box.
	Worst design ever.
	At least an armadillo can walk around or something.
	So yeah, I'm not worried about turtles.
	They are fucking losers.
	But the Bundies were going to lose their whole ranch.
	And the government had successfully gotten rid of most of the ranchers in that area.
	Guys show up with guns and say, you're not taking this rancher's land.
	Okay, I'm dropping it.
	Now, Occupy Wall Street, you go there, no guns, pepper sprayed, you're gone.
	So Virginia was lauded to be super dangerous.
	And there was all the media was saying, oh, there's going to be violence.
	The governor has declared a state of emergency.
	Everyone has to keep their guns at home.
	There's going to be a shootout on the streets.
	They're even saying Antifa is going to be there in disguise, which there may have been a little bit of.
	But no, no violence.
	No problems.
	Now, something might still go down, but I doubt it very much.
	And that's because there's good people with guns there.
	Guns are incredible because they're really just power.
	And they make bad men worse and good men better.
	And these are all good men being better and saying, we will not comply on the streets.
	Alex Jones is there with Proud Boys.
	Is that live?
	It was streamed live.
	Now it is no longer.
	And they kept saying, hey, these Patriots complain about Antifa wearing masks.
	Now they're wearing masks.
	It's like 20 degrees.
	It's called freezing.
	Have you seen some of the footage?
	Actually, I sent you a link, but it might be in Telegram.
	Let me see here.
	I saw one guy picking up.
	Can you open Telegram?
	Yes.
	And I could search it, right?
	No, I don't think you can search it.
	It was just out of all the footage I've seen, this was a really clear.
	Someone was high up in a building.
	And I think it was 100,000 people.
	No, no, it wasn't in the notes.
	It was after that.
	Okay, gotcha.
	Virginia.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Okay.
	Look at that.
	That's the Bruce Springsteen concert.
	Oh, dude, yeah.
	There was a helicopter video of it.
	I could pull that up.
	That's got to be 100,000 people.
	It's billionaires.
	Wait, is that it?
	Yeah.
	It's a very quick video, five seconds.
	Let's watch it again.
	Okay.
	Let me just get to it.
	There's a really good aerial video of it.
	Look at that.
	Looks civil to me.
	And I also saw people complaining, saying, why is it when Antifa does a protest, you have to show up in your riot gear ready to kill everyone?
	And here there's only a handful of cops.
	Supply and demand.
	Yeah, and there was a dude picking up stickers.
	Like, they had these stickers to support the 2A.
	And it was all over the street.
	There was a guy just throwing away, so they're all cleaning up their mess even.
	Very civil.
	And there was that Antifa like imposter guy video.
	Remember, you were looking at that?
	Oh, yeah.
	Did you have that?
	I could probably have.
	So, some guy, and you can just tell he's Antifa.
	You can tell by his fashionable army coat.
	Like, the Patriots, you can always tell their army coats.
	You can tell they were in a union just by the wear and tear.
	And then the hipster guys, they always have more of a fancy coat.
	I remember seeing it.
	I'm surprised I didn't send it to you, actually.
	Yeah, it's kind of hard to search.
	I don't know what to.
	Oh, I know how to find it.
	This is the whole shebang.
	It's the aerial view.
	Or did I send you the Twitter?
	Yeah, I did.
	It's right above FBI Double Agent on page two.
	Okay.
	Sorry, I keep got it pitching my nose.
	I know you hate that.
	Oh, no, that's not it.
	Okay.
	You don't have the Twitter moment?
	Oh, it's right above.
	It's right below.
	No.
	Yeah, it's right above it.
	You went to the wrong one.
	It's right above FBI Double Agent.
	Above, above, above.
	No, that one's not it.
	Oh, really?
	Ah, poop.
	Dang it.
	Well, go to Twitter homepage then.
	Explore.
	And I think Antifa's trending.
	Anyway, it's some dude who's saying, don't you want to just go over there and kill those guys?
	And everyone goes, what are you looking at right now?
	Antifa under the Twitter moments?
	Yeah.
	Let's see it.
	It's so weird when you see these dummies defending Antifa 2, they go, it's anti-fascist.
	Are you pro-fascist?
	No, then you're Antifa.
	Oh, that's so simple.
	And pro-choice means you want choice.
	If you're not pro-choice, you're anti-choice.
	That's someone talking about the lack of cops.
	Keep going.
	Not exactly a Boogaloo.
	Even the Antifa member with megaphone tries to...
	I think this might be it.
	Thank you.
	I'm reading off a script, dude.
	That's garbage.
	No, but that is the scene.
	Go up.
	Okay, so that's it.
	That's it.
	Heck yeah!
	Do you want to start the revolution today?
	Heck yeah!
	Do you want to host those fences and kill that guy?
	See, can't you tell by his jacket?
	If you're making a speech about people rising up...
	That's wild.
	So are you conservative?
	I'm a libertarian.
	That is not how we are.
	I think what that guy just said was absurd.
	We don't believe in going and killing people.
	This is a peaceful rally.
	We're here to stand with the Precerr.
	I'm here peacefully.
	See, look, you can just tell, right?
	It's confrontational.
	And his jacket he was trying to stir up.
	No, I'm not.
	It's more than a moment.
	You see, that guy with the hood, you know, he works for a living and his hands hurt at the end of the day.
	The other guy, you can tell he shops more than he works.
	And that's probably a face mask around his neck.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I wasn't trying to stir up, Betty.
	What the fuck?
	You wasn't something that shit about going to killing people.
	What the fuck was that?
	Look, I'm asking you, come up here.
	We know where you're about.
	You're an infiltrator.
	Get the fuck out.
	There you go.
	Yeah.
	Like, I was just, I was thinking, if I was there, I would just like to say, dude, you're caught.
	You're caught.
	We got you.
	It's like a virus.
	Your body figures out, ah, we got some problems in here.
	Pretty cool.
	Well, Tucker said that once.
	He said, look, we've been around for hundreds of thousands of years.
	We've developed sense.
	You go up to someone, you can just sort of feel if this is danger, if this isn't, if I can trust this guy.
	We know what's up.
	We have to trust our instincts.
	Again.
	What's this now?
	This is Pesobic just putting, this is the three-year anniversary Deplorable.
	Oh, yeah, where 500 people tried to kill us.
	I was hanging out outside most of the time.
	Throwing batteries, urine, feces.
	Project Very Test thwarted a gas attack.
	Dude, wait, come to think of it, there was a huge blow-up elephant that said racism on it.
	And then they had a projector that was projecting on the walls.
	Yeah.
	That's a lot of money.
	And I was with Cassandra Fairbanks and all these other DC girls who are conservative and have trouble finding men because it's a very anti-Republican town.
	Only 4% of them voted for Trump.
	So that just made me so mad.
	I'm like, they're not going to Klan rally.
	They're going to a ball to dance and meet a boyfriend and maybe get married one day.
	And you're throwing piss and shit on them.
	That's why I punched that kid because he was trying to start a fight.
	He was in your phase, too.
	If a mob of people is trying to kill you and someone comes out from the mob and walks right in front of you like they're bumping you and you push them out of the way and they say, want to go?
	That's the first of the wolf pack.
	And if you don't bark back that wolf, then the rest of the wolf pack comes.
	And the next thing you know, you're dead.
	By the way, I forgot to get to this.
	I saw this guy, like in the midst of all this Virginia shit, where they're dying for violence.
	Like that's what happened at my event on October 12th.
	Someone said, get some violence.
	We need violence.
	And Antifa obliged.
	And eventually they got their violence.
	And then they can say, hate groups, white supremacy, and throw Max and John in jail.
	Take David out of the equation.
	Make sure no one photographs Zanoa, his black wife.
	David was the person of color.
	Anyway, check out this.
	Unbelievable.
	This article is so shitty.
	This is the FBI double agent now.
	Naveed Jamali.
	He's a regular on MSNBC.
	I guess he's a Muslim who worked for the FBI.
	But it makes me scared.
	I can now reveal I was the anonymous author who wrote this.
	Worried about reprisal to my family, but furious about Mr. Andy No's support of white nationalism.
	What?
	I penned an anonymous response to his editorial.
	Here it is.
	Hey, go back.
	His support of white nationalism.
	So, exposing fake hate crimes is promoting white nationalism.
	And then, in his article, if you click on that, what he says, his point in the article is white nationalism can be dangerous.
	And then he talks about bona fide super Nazis who put him on some hate group, like the Atom Waffen we keep hearing about, is you'll never see them, but because they don't really exist.
	But that's apparently, Andy No is helping the Atom Waffen identify Antifa so the Atom Waffen can go and kill them, even though this has never happened.
	It's just sort of an accepted thing.
	So then you got this guy who used to be with the FBI.
	Do they have any IQ standards at that fucking place?
	This is the guy we entrust our national safety to, and he's petrified of Proud Boys.
	So anyway, he said, look, and you'll notice like Proud Boys is featured very prominently on his article, especially on the tweet and the rise of hate groups.
	And so his justification is, he said, there was a white nationalist who was banned from social media.
	I said, that's awesome.
	Within 24 hours, I was notified that my information and that of my spouse or minor children, my parents, and siblings were listed on a Target website associated with the likes of Adam Waffen.
	What does that mean?
	With the likes of?
	Not only was being on the list shocking and resulted in filing police reports over the last year, by the way, I've had my family and my address put on the Antifa list.
	And that Deploraballs thing they just showed, we were on a hit list then that's had Cassandra, me, all our names.
	We had people reporting on where we are.
	Oh, they're just turning the corner now.
	So as usual, when these people talk about them being in danger, they're actually projecting and we are the ones in danger.
	Like when Tommy Robinson and I were banned from Australia because it could lead to violence.
	The only violence it was going to lead to was against Tommy and I. I have watched as others on the list, such as the CEO of Instagram and Journalists, have been targeted.
	What do you mean?
	It has been months of waiting and praying that I would not be next.
	You mean like Tucker Carlson's house?
	As a result, I am so terrified that even today, I do not wish to use my name for a very real fear of reprisal by groups such as the Proud Boys.
	Now, this is what is doubly retarded about this.
	He wrote this article anonymously, right?
	And now, for some reason, today, he's decided I can put my name on it now.
	But it's still written about why he has to be anonymous.
	So you're reading an article that says, I do not wish to use my name.
	And then you go to the top and there he is with his picture.
	Hi, I don't use my name.
	Talk about amateur hour at the Apollo.
	This guy is the FBI?
	This is who you call when you're in danger?
	Some guy who thinks the Proud Boys are going to kill him?
	He's scared of Proud Boys.
	What are they going to do?
	Go to his house and shoot him?
	Like, has anything remotely like that ever happened?
	Over the last years, journalists, immigrants, minorities have all been killed by people spouting white nationalist ideology.
	By the way, Mr. FBI, if you want to make that claim, shouldn't that be backed up with actual data?
	And inevitably when they talk about this too, they'll be like, a 3%er was in a gunfight.
	Yeah, with someone who fucked his wife.
	It's got nothing to do with race.
	Every time someone is linked to a patriotic group and they happen to get in trouble, they make the connection and say, it's white supremacist violence.
	And that gets the numbers up.
	And when they can get the numbers up and make this mythical evil Nazi a thing, then they can justify censoring them, having more laws, jailing them, all of this other power.
	That's what I keep trying to say on this show.
	This is about Bolsheviks.
	They don't have an ideology.
	Jews will happily turn on Israel if these particular Jews I'm talking about, the Bolsheviks, the far left, if it helps them accrue more power.
	So if pretending that Virginia is going to be a boogaloo gets you more money, more programs, more power, then you do it.
	And news sources like Newsweek will sit there and parrot this amateur bullshit and people gobble it up.
	And the irony is it puts people like me in more danger.
	Because now you're going to have some nut that goes, oh, Gavin started that hate group.
	I better kill him and stop a new race war.
	I'll be saving lives if I kill him.
	Thanks, dude.
	While any violence is unacceptable, it's not accurate to say that Antifa or this extreme left is equally responsible for violence.
	Yeah, I agree with you, Navid.
	They are much more responsible for violence.
	They trademarked it.
	And then he justifies all this with the final paragraph.
	It isn't just me who is saying that white nationalism is a serious domestic threat.
	It is the ADL and the SPLC and even the FBI.
	The SPLC.
	The FBI, by the way, Homeland Security said we can't use the SPLC anymore.
	They're not reliable.
	Then you get this clown going, it's not just me saying it.
	Check out with the SPLC.
	The SPLC that I am destroying.
	Their founder, after I declared my lawsuit, their founder was fired.
	Then the head illegal resigned.
	Then the guy, Richard Cohen, who was talking shit about what a slam dunk this case is going to be, he also stepped down.
	Then they brought in that Asian chick who, to save their image, Michelle Obama's chief of staff, forget her name.
	What was her name again?
	And she ends up embroiled in the Jussie Smollett thing.
	So they got to get rid of her.
	Something rice or now they have some black chick with no real experience just stuck there as a figurehead.
	That means I'm winning.
	That means the SPLC is a fucking joke.
	And the fact that you have this MSNBC contributor who used to be with the FBI writing like a dumb 12-year-old bitch is really confusing and kind of scary.
	Like if Kim Fox.
	Yeah.
	No, Kim Fox is the one she said, hey, Kim Fox, make this case go away.
	But yeah, like your family's in danger and you call the FBI and the FBI have the same rationale as some college student, Some Antifa college student?
	I mean, he's sitting there defending Antifa in this article.
	Anyway.
	Okay, that's too much serious stuff.
	Let's have some fun, shall we?
	I want to check out three dudes.
	I'm not sure if one of them...
	What do you got?
	A dude that you can check out.
	Let's start with that Merman thing.
	I don't know if I put that in the notes.
	No, it's a separate email.
	It's a separate email.
	This, we just discovered this person, and you're going to become so uncomfortable right now that your skin will start to leave your body.
	It'll be trying to escape.
	You can just click on any one of those.
	They're all exactly the same.
	Mukbang Mermaid.
	I don't want to miss the intro.
	What the hell?
	McBomb Mermaid McBomb You're going to have nightmares for the rest of your life.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I went to that door and I said, and they said, and I said, hey, open the door.
	I walk here.
	I walk here.
	And they just looked at me and stared.
	And I was like, hello, hello.
	You got to open the door?
	Open the door.
	I've got to have the beach.
	Is it male or female?
	Because that's just upsetting.
	It's a fat Asian girl.
	Could be.
	That's really good prosthetics, I'm just realizing.
	But what it is, is she spent $200 on a fucking mask.
	Are the lips real?
	I can't tell where it ends and where it's like.
	I think it ends under the nose.
	So everything below the nose is real.
	And then with makeup, she blends it together.
	Okay.
	That's a lot of work.
	But go click on any other one.
	You're going to feel weird after, too.
	Because it's eating a lot and smacking its lips.
	Just click anywhere.
	That's the beauty of this.
	And just jump into the middle.
	That's a tongue.
	Thank you, Lord.
	Jesus, and God.
	And I love you, universe.
	God, Jesus Christ.
	I love you.
	I love you.
	She mentions Christ a lot.
	That makes me think it's probably a Korean, fat Korean chick.
	So the first thing we want to do is skin our tongue, okay?
	We're going to take the skin off.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, what?
	Oh, flips.
	Oh, I can't look at that.
	Ooh, why?
	Just eat it, just eat it, just eat it.
	Just eat it, just eat it.
	I don't get the point.
	It's not.
	Is anyone laughing?
	Maybe kids.
	Oh.
	Is it for children?
	Like a seven-year-old?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I don't think she swears.
	I think there was a lot of things when I was growing up that plays off of fear and seemingly harmless content.
	Like, it's like.
	This has to be an Asian, by the way.
	This scares kids and intrigues them at the same time.
	Oh, that's so unsettling.
	Gonna teach?
	I wanna some tom?
	And I've got some tongue.
	oh Look at that.
	This is what hell is.
	This is pretty hell.
	It's delicious.
	Why did you talk?
	Okay, do one more.
	Oh.
	That's just horror.
	Yeah, this is a horror show now.
	I feel like someone who was in a burn accident like six months ago, and I'm just getting out of the hospital now.
	So they said, you can go home and we'll just have a nurse come by and clean some of your wounds.
	So I don't have third-degree burns now.
	I have skin grafts and stuff, but I've had third-degree burns all over my body.
	I guess that's what they mean when they say your skin crawl.
	I've just never been to a pool where the water is so yellow.
	I don't understand.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, my bubbles.
	How are you today?
	I'm doing fine.
	I just clapped out from the pool and now I can- Are you hungry?
	Because I'm hungry.
	What do we have to eat today?
	Oh, mom.
	Thank you.
	Wow.
	I'm hypnotized.
	This is what, Paul.
	Okay, maybe jump ahead.
	I don't want to dry heave again, but maybe just jump ahead so we can see it.
	She always makes a call, too.
	Huh.
	Oh, man.
	I have a friend, Melissa G. She loves fried chicken, gizzards, and lizards.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	I think this is for kids.
	Yeah.
	Like, this isn't good.
	12-year-olds, 13-year-olds, or something like that.
	This is haunting.
	All right, that was fun.
	Also, under Keeping It Light, I thought I would show you this.
	So I was at the bar and we were talking about Dino from the Flintstones.
	And I said, what the fuck was he again?
	Because I was saying I'd like to fight a T-Rex if he was five feet tall and was declawed and his jaws were sawed so he couldn't bite my head off.
	But that would be a fun fight.
	And then I thought, well, is Dino a mini T-Rex?
	And so I looked it up on Wikipedia and I'm amazed how much fucking detail there is on Dino's Wikipedia.
	You will not believe this.
	Like, look at that.
	Dino is a prosauropod-like dinosaur, a snorkosaurus.
	Dino is a relatively small dinosaur, only slightly larger than the humans of his...
	of his time.
	Yeah.
	And much smaller than the numerous sauropods that appear as work animals in the series.
	For example, a full-sized sauropod appears as a crane in the opening sequence, and oversized, quote-unquote, bronto ribs, the size of an automobile, are seen in the closing credits.
	So as you can see, the dinosaurs in this universe are usually quite large.
	However, Dino is much smaller.
	A recurring gag in the series is Fred coming home from work.
	This goes on and on and on.
	Other media that he's appeared in.
	Dino often appears in both live-action movies.
	He isn't seen very often in the first film.
	Dino was created with both computer-generated imagery and as a puppet for Jim Henson's Creature Shop, which archival audio from the original series was used to serve as Dino's voice.
	Oh, they also get into who is Dino's voice?
	Who the fuck is writing this?
	I think they should have this much information for who's Goofy's dog?
	Does Goofy have a dog?
	Because Goofy is a dog.
	Goofy is a dog.
	Yeah.
	Oh, Pluto.
	Pluto.
	So it's weird.
	Wait, keep going.
	They've got all his appearances.
	He was on the Yabba Dabbadoo Christmas.
	Keep going though.
	Look, it keeps going, though.
	Portrayal.
	Dino's barks and sound effects were provided by Mel Blank for 27 years, from 1960 to 1987.
	I'm just amazed.
	Oh, audio, archive audio from Blank was used for Dino in the 1994 live-action film.
	Oh, this one was John Goodman.
	Yeah.
	Well, you probably like that because you like everything that sucks.
	I was five years old, so yes, I did enjoy it.
	Barney!
	My Coco Pebbles!
	All right.
	Also in the funny news.
	Pull up 2-5.
	This guy is almost as irritating as Mukbuck Mermaid.
	So this guy thinks that Emma Watson appears to him as Jesus.
	And the ridiculous thing about this is he's like, I don't know what Emma Watson is thinking, following me around and being Jesus, but there it is.
	So I'm not a megalomaniac loser lunatic who's obsessed with a celebrity.
	It's obsessed with me.
	And it's paranormal.
	She might be nuts.
	Hi.
	This is probably going to be one of the strangest videos that I've ever recorded.
	No, it's not.
	It's the strangest piercing ever recorded.
	He's high on mushrooms and he has an Emma Watson hallucination and you think it's some sort of spiritual message.
	Notice that earring, by the way?
	Ew.
	It feels right to record it and maybe even right to post it.
	So we're setting intention to.
	I hate the stupid room you're in.
	This video is about Emma Watson and a very strange series of experiences that I've had.
	I think he thinks she's going to see this.
	That have led me to this moment.
	Who is that man?
	In order to be able to explain what that means, we have to go back in time a little bit.
	I don't know.
	I just know she was Hermoini.
	Sometime toward the end of 2016, maybe beginning of 2017, two and a half years ago, I had a psychedelic journey using psilocybin where I had this very profound, realistic vision.
	Yes, they're called hallucinations.
	You get them when you take heavy drugs like mushrooms, you fucking moron.
	And I talking.
	And it was just as if it was as if I was just there.
	How long is this?
	Chatting with her.
	And she was 21 minutes he talks about this.
	Is there tears that we should fast?
	Like, what's happening?
	We're writing Dino shit.
	We've got Mongbok Mermaid.
	Like, we have too much time.
	Okay, whatever.
	I mean, I'm like, I've learned so much from her because of the, like, because of the visions, it compelled me to go and learn about her and her activism work and join her book club and read some books and all of this good stuff.
	I haven't watched it this far.
	Hey.
	Hey, I'm just explaining to everyone that Emma Watson is Jesus.
	I'll be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	I've grown so much as a person because of the work that she's done, which I only would have found because...
	You know what the only sane twist to put it?
	See, I had a vision and it showed itself as Emma Watson.
	I'm sure that means nothing.
	It was probably just because your brain can't make up a face that it's never seen before.
	Because he thinks she's pretty.
	So when his brain's coming up with someone, they go, I wish Emma Watson was here.
	And it's like, no problem, dude.
	But there was a little bit of an attachment that was formed, which I think it just makes sense that it would, because I'm like, I don't want to say like I rely on it, but it's something that I've come to expect to happen.
	And what's funny is that I imagine now that I'm going to make this video and share this video, those visions might go away because I'm calling it out and I'm opening the doors.
	But I feel like it's the right time.
	And the reason for that is because last night, during that first cup, I had a purging, an ayahuasca purge, that really relieved.
	It's ayahuasca.
	Wait, does that just mean you puke your guts out?
	Yeah, and shit, your guts out, puke your guts out, yeah.
	I had a purging.
	So now he's telling us about his fucking diarrhea.
	Which is extremely good.
	Emma Watson, if you're out there, I had intense diarrhea last night, and it made me think of you.
	Please contact me through YouTube or in the comments.
	And it was like a scene straight out of Beauty and the Beast.
	It was like I was singing evermore as I puke.
	Nice lexicon.
	And it was so painful, and it was such a small amount of stuff that came out.
	But it was like saying, please be free.
	If there's any part of my energy that is attached to you, which I apologize for if and how it happened at all, you know, but but but please be free and and and like letting her go Letting her go and and having this sort of this knowing that you know it's like if if if all of these visions truly are dude you joined Hermoni's book club.
	You're a fucking loser.
	Now, if that wasn't enough, he gives some etymology about a bunch of stuff.
	Doesn't really ever end this video.
	Still being recorded as we speak.
	Wait, go back.
	Let's see how he wraps it up.
	I hope that this can bring some joy into your life and you can realize how important it is.
	Oh, this verbal ending, yes.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You're truly a gift and a blessing.
	And what I was called to share.
	So thank you very much.
	Wait, go back a little more.
	Oh, the music has ramped up to this epic.
	I fucking hate him.
	Cacophony.
	I hate him so much.
	It's been such a confusing time for several years, not knowing what to make of this.
	There's so much more I could share, but this is the core essence of this story.
	This is only the core?
	What I was called to share.
	So thank you very much for everybody listening.
	And thank you, Emma.
	You are truly a gift and a blessing.
	Oh, God.
	Did he just say thank you, Emma?
	Namaste.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh, no.
	Did he say namaste?
	He did.
	He didn't edit out the breath.
	Beautiful.
	Humanity's gone, isn't it?
	Beautiful.
	Have you seen the Jim Carrey, Emma, whatever the hell?
	Okay.
	Infuriating.
	Terrible.
	Okay.
	Frankly.
	So I got really heavy here at the beginning of the show where I talked about how they want to censor you and convince you that it's a nightmare out there so they can protect you, so they can accrue more power.
	So they lie and say imminent race war, oh, my God, we're all going to die.
	And then that enables them to censor you, control what you see, what you can't see, and accrue more power.
	That's heavy and depressing.
	We learned in Virginia that when you just ignore that narrative, everything turns out fine, but I still have to clean the palate with some retardation.
	So we saw the mermaid.
	We saw this guy who thinks Emma Watson is Jesus.
	Now I'm obsessed with this dude, Johnny P, who doesn't seem to really like speaking English very much, but he's decided that his job is to be a talk show host.
	He's got his cards.
	His easy button or whatever.
	He's like a drummer from Staten Island who was like, I think that I need the spotlight.
	So I'm going to interview my old friend, Stuntman Ron Starr.
	I got a video of this guy from back in the day just to show you what he's all about.
	And then when he comes on, we hear what he has to say.
	So control room.
	Let's throw that for you.
	Control room.
	Anyway, this is the guy's entire reel.
	It goes on for like 10 minutes minutes of a talk show.
	Like, this is all you need.
	We get it.
	He did stunt stuff.
	Cool.
	You don't need to show me in real time every single fucking trick he did.
	Yep.
	More of that.
	More of that.
	Anyway, so then we get Ron Starr on.
	Ron Starr appears to have...
	Yeah.
	Go back, go back, go back, go back.
	He doesn't just ride bikes.
	He can also skate backwards sitting down.
	And go back to the...
	He shoots a crossbow.
	Yeah.
	He can shoot a crossbow.
	He's very good at balancing.
	But he can shoot a crossbow while balancing.
	Is there anything this man can't do?
	Isn't that everything there is in the world, right?
	There's balancing.
	There's balancing of the crossbow.
	There's motorcycle jumps.
	And then there's ice skating.
	Is there anything else in the world?
	Juggling.
	That's every Olympic sport, right?
	You could probably juggle.
	He just left it out.
	Oh, I forgot.
	Juggling exists.
	Handstands.
	Look at this move.
	This is incredible.
	I can do that right now.
	Why is that on your reel, dude?
	I like to have fun, too.
	It's fucking impressive that you jumped 20 cars.
	Let's leave it there.
	You don't have to show me going through Ed's legs.
	Because I like to have a little fun, too.
	Okay, listen.
	Wait.
	Go back.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm not messing around with this show of mine.
	All right.
	My next guest up is a former motorcycle daredevil and stuntman and one of my good friends.
	Because a guy like that has to be a friend of mine because he's crazy.
	Let's give it up for the one and only Ron Starr.
	It's the same delivery as the situation on the roast.
	Oh, yeah.
	Ronnie.
	Good to see you, John.
	Good to see you, brother.
	Good to see you, John.
	You look great, pal.
	Likewise.
	How you doing, man?
	I'm hanging in there.
	Hanging in there.
	I'm very proud of you, John.
	Listen.
	You seem to have taken over show business.
	Yeah, we're taking over show business.
	You see my bank account.
	You've been doing this a long time.
	Laugh tracks.
	Yes.
	Give us your story.
	Well, I probably started in about 1960.
	I can't hear you, Ron.
	I used to go out into my backyard and climb up into the trees and swing upside down.
	Swing upside down?
	And then I probably got into watching a lot of evil kids.
	He was one of my idols.
	I love it.
	And then I knew that I was going to just try to follow in his footsteps.
	Follow in his footsteps.
	Oh, probably 1960.
	Why does he say everything like it's a fortune cookie?
	Turn it up.
	I can't hear shit.
	I got one of my father border for me.
	He says, if you get in trouble by the cops, I'm going to sell it.
	I got caught by the cops.
	And he sold it.
	And that was that.
	Well, that's better than what happened to me.
	I got about four of my bikes confiscated.
	No way.
	By the police department.
	Absolutely.
	Really?
	Absolutely.
	But as time went on, everyone loves you.
	They let you do anything.
	Well, we had a little cat and mouse, you know, little relationship with the police department.
	I like the way he dresses.
	Is this a Staten Island Goomba?
	So it's dress shoes with white socks, black jeans, and then a white t-shirt with a huge gold jean.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then, of course, your evil Knievel jacket.
	Don't talk about it too loud.
	Now, when did you start jumping and getting...
	getting into all that stuff um at a high school yeah so anyway it goes on like that i highly recommend it but his questions are so uh you when was your first wheelie?
	When did you start getting into that?
	And then the other guy would just say, well, that was like 1972 when I first got my motorbike.
	And then the jump-in was probably four years after that.
	Oh, okay.
	And he's just creating a timeline.
	That's his interview.
	It's chronological.
	Really pleasant interrogation.
	The stenographer just taking it in 73.
	Okay.
	It's almost like, what do you call that in court where you have to sit down for 12 deposition?
	Yeah.
	He's going through a deposition.
	It's a really friendly interrogation.
	Just tell us a little more about that.
	You have the evil kinievil thing?
	Yes.
	I had that.
	Here comes a big laugh.
	That was one of the best toys.
	I think my father took that away from me, too.
	I don't know.
	Okay, do you know what happened there?
	Do you know what happened there?
	What?
	He knows he's adding laugh tracks to this in post, and he goes, that was a good one.
	I'm going to make that like a super long laugh.
	And I bet he didn't end up editing that.
	Or when he got the laugh track, it's much shorter, and he doesn't know how to do that thing where you extend it.
	So he left a huge space for a massive laugh, but then he didn't physically have enough laugh to put there.
	And he doesn't know how to work premiere to add more.
	So it's just, you're looking at a vacant hole.
	It's a pothole in his plot.
	Wait, go back a little more.
	Or did he have to...
	So he's saying my dad confiscated my motorcycle.
	He probably also confiscated my evil Knievel toy.
	My father took that away from me, too.
	I don't know.
	You know what my theory is?
	He just remembered a dad-beating memory.
	He's like, he took it from me.
	And that's not all he did.
	He didn't stop there.
	He hit me and yelled at my mud and stupid it.
	He'd say, you're stupid.
	He'd also say, fuck you.
	He'd just go, fuck you.
	You're stupid.
	Every fucking day.
	And no, I'm not great with numbers, but he wasn't so great either.
	But I'm the stupid one.
	All right.
	Is that enough?
	Of him?
	Palate cleansing.
	I feel kind of weird inside.
	Why ye?
	I don't know.
	Looking at all that grossness did cleanse the palate, but now the palate is full of like salty gum.
	It's basically like nihilism.
	Yeah.
	Like that's bad stuff.
	All right, let's catch up on some letters, shall we?
	Ah, direct from the mailbag.
	I mean, surely you know that the mailbag's coming.
	Oh, yes.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Fucking this, this dude at the bar.
	We're talking about fishing.
	And we're talking about that grouper that we had the other day, the 350-pound thing.
	And I go, I don't get that.
	How do you do that?
	Is there a crane?
	And I actually don't want an expert to tell me.
	I'd rather just sort of we all figure it out together, us non-fishers.
	This guy comes over.
	He's like, I caught a fish, 260-pound Marlin.
	Now, this is classic boomers.
	And Seinfeld is right.
	Never take out your phone.
	I don't care if you met an alien.
	You guys were best friends.
	You took it out of space.
	Just tell me about it.
	Tell me about the alien.
	Tell me about the alien.
	Is it blue?
	Does it have big eyes?
	What does it have?
	So he's like, I actually have a picture here of the Marlin.
	Yeah, there it is.
	the one hand and then the one finger.
	So many fucking pictures here.
	Yeah, it might be up in the literally 15 minutes.
	15 minutes.
	And then he goes, oh, this is a car I had.
	That was my first car.
	And it's some like blurry picture of a fucking Ford Taurus.
	I don't fucking care.
	And then he's still...
	Thank you.
	That's my niece's brother.
	Dude, where's this fucking fish?
	There's a big fish tail.
	And then he finally shows it to me and I go, okay, there's a big fish.
	Did you know that when you see a mounted fish, it's not the fish?
	It's a cast of it.
	I didn't know that till Friday.
	Maybe because they can't preserve them, right?
	Right.
	The skin would just fall off.
	So they push it into a cast.
	They make a plaster duplicate.
	A day of cast.
	And then have it like coming out of the water or whatever.
	Then they sit there, bring back its iridescent qualities with airbrush.
	And then the actual fish, they throw it away or eat it or whatever.
	It's not preservable.
	And it's just basically based on the honor system that this isn't fake and you got it from the fish and you put your plaque there and all that.
	And I thought, what a great opportunity for fraud.
	Let's get in there, us immoral New Yorkers, go down to Florida and start going, guess what, buddy?
	You just won a 260-pound Marlin.
	Watch.
	And then you just, you can take the same one even, right?
	You take the same cash and just move it a little differently every time.
	We had a big Marlin boom.
	Right.
	And then when people start going, wow, you guys sure are finding a lot of pro fishermen I've never heard of before, skip town back to New York.
	Maybe there's a way there's like a thumbprint of like the fin where like you could tell it's the same one because they don't have the typically the same fin thing.
	Then change it.
	You're the sculptor.
	Right, right.
	Sit there with your little brush.
	Oh, we work with the sculptor.
	Oh, yeah, we're all part of the same skin.
	Yeah, because you could sell those to like hotel lobbies or whatever.
	Well, the one that he showed me, they sold for 10 grand.
	Yeah.
	Just based on, I promise that that's the Marlin I caught.
	Promise.
	Interesting.
	So if there's any criminals out there, I think that's a nice opportunity.
	You know what they say when they sauss you out, though?
	They say, there's something fishy about this.
	All right, what's the next?
	Lucienne.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, yeah.
	Gavin Ryan is the subject.
	Well, I disagree with that caller.
	I found the tension in fighting highly entertaining.
	I also understand fully why Gavin gets so upset, Rygai.
	I love you, man.
	But when the boss says to quit dipping on the show, you quit dipping on the show.
	And you're supposed to be upset that you're not hitting it out of the park.
	That's supposed to drive you to perfection.
	It doesn't seem too difficult to please Gavin.
	Anyway, fellas, that's my two cents.
	Never miss a show.
	Like you guys more than friends.
	Oh, and I do a spot-on jean thing or Simal's impression, and I'm going to try and do a remake of the famous commercial Incentil.
	Please don't.
	You're going to suck.
	I've seen people recreate this show.
	And after seeing my friends karaoke this weekend, I've decided that as Americans, we have much too high an opinion of ourselves.
	We have a confidence problem in this country, and it's too much confidence.
	Hence Merman, hence Emma Watson guy, and hence the guy thinking he could do a show by being...
	Why do we have Dino experts?
	Why does any person on earth know every time Dino has appeared in a Flintstones episode?
	Wow.
	But should we start doing those video send-ins, though?
	Video message Monday or whatever?
	Sure.
	Actually, speaking of videos, after that fight on Thursday, I said to Ryan, dude, you need to send me some sort of video apology or something.
	I've just had enough.
	And he sent me this.
	I don't think he's sincere.
	Right, yes, I am.
	So fuck.
	And why do you have tears like above your eyes?
	Gets messy.
	I thought the music would help.
	I like your tie.
	And then you calm down a little bit.
	A little bit.
	Is this before or after?
	This is after the crying.
	Wow, you sure got it together.
	The whole apology can't be expectable.
	That was a 13-minute bow, by the way.
	They edited it down.
	Slow news Jay in Japan.
	Wired.
	TVs and bars.
	Gavin, I'm totally on board with your idea to ban TVs from bars.
	One of the reasons I went out in the first place was to get away from screens.
	Exactly.
	Like, maybe as someone in media, it's different.
	Like, maybe if you're working construction all day on a road freezing your ass off, you want to come home and see like a soccer game in the background or local news or something.
	But I stare at a screen all day for work.
	So I want to not be looking at fucking LED lights.
	Instead, I'm surrounded by TVs on 100% brightness playing commercials.
	Having constant movement in my peripherals is a distraction.
	Yeah, that's another thing.
	You're talking to someone and right behind them is a leaping frog who the commercial is designed to have quick cuts and bright colors and to get your attention.
	So it's exactly like talking to someone and someone's like a foot behind them going, hey, Gav, hey, hey, what up?
	Over here, look at me.
	Hey, so as you're talking, you're sort of like, yeah.
	I'll have entire conversations where the guy is here and I'm just watching some fucking that commercial, the general, the car insurance guy with the CGI who's friends with the Shack.
	Go to the general and save some time.
	Go to the general and see.
	I'm just watching the general save some time as this guy's talking.
	And we're not even looking at each other.
	We're both transfixed by this fireplace.
	I believe that one of the reasons we like TV is because from cave days, staring at a fire would probably mean you're okay, so it releases endorphins.
	But sometimes I'll catch myself just watching a commercial on, say, a Tucker that I've recorded.
	And I'm just like, looking at the lights and the colors.
	Anyway, and I find myself staring at the TVs like a moth drawn to the light.
	Thank you.
	The only stimulation I'm looking for in a bar is conversation.
	Okay, that's it.
	I'm getting a divorce, taking a gay pill, and marrying this guy.
	Sean, get gay.
	If people at bars need a screen to look at, they can pull one out of their pocket.
	We don't need them plastered on every open surface.
	Now, caller, if it's the World Series or, you know, an important game, even I don't watch football, but say it's an important football game.
	I understand that being on.
	You know, you want to watch that with your friends.
	You bet on it.
	You want to have a beer with your buddies.
	Okay.
	But I would say TVs and bars are not unlike pickup trucks.
	This is going to be a very unpopular opinion, so hold on to your hat.
	Pickup trucks are bullshit, okay?
	If they were so if you were so, if you needed one so bad and if they were so handy, why is there never anything in them?
	90% of the time you see a pickup truck, it's empty.
	So I know in the commercials, you're lugging wood and sheetrock and a fucking old cinder block.
	But you don't, you do that maybe once a year.
	The rest of the time, it's just sitting there, unused.
	I see you on the highway.
	I see you on the street.
	There's never anything in your pickup truck.
	Similarly, TVs and bars are on every time the bars open from noon till fucking four.
	And relevant games that people genuinely care about 2% of the time, maybe five.
	Love the show, but your last GML intro was awful.
	Watching you and Ryan argue for 50 minutes was painful.
	Have some respect for your viewers' time and just move on.
	What fucker said that?
	Also, why are there three ad plugs when I'm a paying subscriber?
	You should bring back homeless, Gavin.
	Keep up the great work, Sean and me.
	Thank you, Sean.
	And your criticisms at the end were especially painful after we agreed on so much.
	So you pulled me in, you lured me in, made me feel vulnerable, and then just what we used to call in the shoe sewing machine stabs.
	Because of the shoes, wow, you really fucked that up.
	I did.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah.
	We're not stabbing with a good knife.
	We usually just have like a piece of a clay pot.
	So we have to go.
	That's what I just fucking said.
	All right, here's one from Chuck.
	Gavin, are you taking Clomid for testosterone?
	Clomid is only used for two things.
	Treatment of male infertility, raising testosterone level back to normal after a steroid cycle.
	If a doctor prescribed this to you for low T, you need to find a competent one who will actually prescribe you testosterone replacement therapy.
	It's not too hard to shop around for a doctor when you have the money.
	No, but my understanding is I don't want to take testosterone because I don't want my body to forget how to make it.
	So this, it's, and this guy doesn't know what he's fucking talking about because it's also used to treat female infertility.
	Let me just make double sure I got the right shit because I had to take a picture of it.
	People keep asking me what I'm taking.
	And so it is clomiphene.
	Maybe that's a type of clomid.
	C-L-O-M-I-P-H-E-N-E.
	Very tiny dose.
	He said my testosterone levels were actually pretty normal.
	But I said, I want more.
	When are you and Ryan going to spar?
	Would help deal with the uncomfortable and seemingly escalating amount of conflict between you two and would be easy content for this site.
	Thank you.
	And we may have a sparring sesh.
	G'day, Gabriel and Ryan.
	I'm currently working in a hospital when I witnessed a lady come into the ER with severe hemorrhaging from her vagina.
	At first, I felt sorry for her.
	As I watched on, I soon found that she had a failed abortion the week prior.
	Is it wrong that from that point on, I sat there smiling and somewhat joyful that she's going through hell?
	Oh, shit.
	Serves her right for murdering her baby.
	Karma's a bitch, I guess.
	Holy shit.
	Damn.
	It's pretty harsh.
	Dumbest ways the government has spent your tax dollars.
	Oh, I'm familiar with these.
	Trump saw her vagina too, and he says.
	It is a disaster.
	As tax season draws near and our mailboxes fill up with W-Ts, I thought I'd share a list of some of the dumbest fucking ways the government has put the working man's tax dollars to use.
	You get these a lot.
	This spam, dad spam.
	Swedish massages for rabbits, $387,000.
	Teaching mountain lions to ride a treadmill, $856,000.
	Studying how many times hangry people stab a voodoo doll, 330.
	Yeah, this is what bothers me about this whole socialist shit.
	If the money went somewhere good, I don't know if I would be that mad.
	I think Bill O'Reilly said that.
	He said, if you weren't just blowing it on bullshit and we paid you these hundreds of thousands of dollars and then we look outside and the roads are all paved and the schools are great and kids are getting great jobs, we go, I guess that's, I mean, that's kind of what it's like in Northern Europe, although they're blowing all their money.
	But they just piss it away.
	The economy would literally be better if you just threw the money in a wood chipper, because that would help inflation because there'd be less money circulating around.
	But go back to the notes here under socialism.
	I thought this was pretty good.
	2-1.
	This guy, Michael Cowdry.
	I've been seeing his name a lot recently.
	Me too.
	If the 550 U.S. billionaires together are worth $2.5 trillion, if socialists confiscated 100% of their wealth, they'd raise enough to run the federal government for less than eight months.
	Perhaps our problem isn't how much billionaires have, but how much politicians spend.
	Isn't that nice, clean, and concise?
	And it reminded me of the next link where Bernie Sanders, we discovered that even when he was on his utopian kibbutz, he was a lazy piece of shit who didn't do anything.
	Hippies Commune.
	No, Bernie Sanders was asked to leave hippie commune for shirking book claims.
	Sanders' endless political discussion distracted the hippies from their work.
	It says his idle chatter did not endear him with some of the commune's residents who did the backbreaking labor of running the place.
	DeLowe, that's the guy who wrote the book, writes that one resident, Craig, quote, resented feeling like he had to pull others out of Bernie's orbit if any work was going to get accomplished that day.
	Isn't that it in a nutshell?
	3% of the logs go over there, then the 3% you put over there.
	The latrine over there is the 5% of the 30%.
	Sanders was eventually asked to leave.
	When Bernie had stayed for Myrtle's allotted three days, Craig politely requested that he move on.
	That's awesome.
	All right.
	Ja.
	This is just from Ja, who is the Rastafarian god.
	Dismembered Irish teen Keen Mulredi Woods killed over flip-flops.
	Keen 17 was abducted in the Balsgrove area of Dracoda Koluth and taken to a house where he was tortured, killed, and dismembered.
	Dismembered Irish teen murdered in a row over flip-flops.
	Did you pull up the article?
	It's titled Flip Flops, right?
	Okay, we'll take it.
	Yep.
	On Monday night, parts of his body, his severed head.
	Keene may have been killed after violent criminals' flip-flops were stolen in an ongoing drug feud between gangs.
	Jesus.
	This guy doesn't look like much of a gangster, though.
	He's up against...
	All right, well, that was...
	See, this...
	But that's not the case.
	He was murdered because he stole flip-flops.
	But he might have had the intention of wearing them.
	So it was kind of like a getting ahead of the.
	This is from Brian.
	Relevant cringe, illiterate woman's march college feminists.
	I figured you would enjoy this.
	Look at these signs.
	Underpaid, P-A-Y-E-D.
	And it's the old Gadson flag.
	Go back to the first one.
	It's the old join or die thing with the cut-up snake, join or get raped and underpaid.
	Wow.
	I'm more concerned with rape than not making enough money.
	Look at these stupid signs.
	There's a baby Yoda.
	Make baby Yoda sad.
	Sexism does.
	What?
	Make Baby Yoda sad.
	Sexism does.
	Oh, I get it.
	It's backwards.
	Okay.
	And then she just drew some lightsabers.
	We stand together, her.
	Yeah, the lightsabers are rounded, you stupid bitch.
	Destroy the patriarchy, not the planet.
	Woman hold up half the sky.
	Look at the fucking cuck loser holding that one up.
	And then some guy just wrote a giant essay from Tupac.
	I wonder why we got a tick from woman.
	We rape our woman.
	Do we hate our woman?
	I think it's time to heal our woman.
	Be real to woman.
	And if we don't have a race of babies that will hate the cutscene.
	Race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies.
	A man don't make one.
	He has to tell a woman when and where to make one.
	So I'll get the real.
	So will the real men get up?
	I know you're for real ladies, but keep your house or some shit.
	How?
	And then they drew a rose.
	Like, talk about low testosterone.
	None of them are fucking those guys, by the way.
	This is my resisting bitch face.
	Correct.
	The power of the people is stronger than the people in power.
	I'm proud to be the reason why sexists don't want daughters.
	What?
	Look at her face, too.
	She's like, am I holding it right?
	Oh, look how shitty that sign is, too.
	Like, just random cardboard.
	And then the guy with woman hold up half the sky, he wrote it on poster board and then covered it with saran wrap.
	Let women run this shun this shit.
	Let women run shit.
	Is that a really rosy cheek?
	Is that Harley Quinn?
	Oh my god, look at this mess on the far right.
	Just a drawing with a bunch of flowers and we're all perfect, not a slave.
	Fuck sexism.
	We don't need your standards.
	What?
	Hashtag women.
	She future is the f- The future is female.
	That reminds me of that video I had in the notes today.
	It's the Egyptian feminist.
	Where did I put that?
	It'll be in my little Islam section I didn't get to today.
	Oh yeah, right under Islam, message from an Egyptian feminist.
	This is the kind of level of discourse we're getting from these feminists at these rallies.
	What do you got to say?
	Here's a mic.
	Let's hear your voice.
	Fuck the patriarchy.
	Fuck Donald Trump.
	Fuck Mike Pence.
	Fuck white supremacy.
	Fuck racism.
	Fuck misogyny.
	Fuck homophobia.
	Fuck transphobia.
	Fuck Islam.
	Fuck capitalism.
	Fuck classism.
	Fuck transphobia.
	Fuck ableism.
	Fuck anti-Semitism.
	Fuck every kind of bigotry out there.
	And here in front of the White House, I am not here for polite protest because patriarchy is not polite.
	I am not here for quiet protest because patriarchy is not quiet.
	Fuck the patriarchy here in Washington, D.C. Fuck the Patriarchy in Cairo, Egypt where I'm from.
	Fuck the patriarchy across the world.
	Fuck the patriarchy in every time zone and fuck the patriarchy in every universe.
	Every universe.
	Fuck the patriarchy in every universe.
	She looks like old Greg.
	Can we just stick to Earth?
	I don't think I have time to fucking.
	I'm old Greg.
	Remember the boat times?
	What's old Greg?
	He's from the show The Mighty Boosh.
	Oh.
	Oh, it is.
	I'm afraid that's all the time we have.
	Pretty good show.
	Not great.
	Okay.
	I had a very heavy party weekend, so I couldn't make it to the gym today.
	I'm somewhat weak.
	Tomorrow will be a much better show.
	Though I'm not mad at this show.
	I thought it was a good show.
	Yeah, we covered that whole like looking for power thing, lying to you about Nazis is relevant.
	And then the palate cleansers, I mean, I'll admit they were a roller coaster of cringe, but I'm still glad that you now know about that mermaid monster.
	Let's see it again when we're talking.
	Look at him.
	He's pimping.
	Let's have that mermaid back just once.
	What is it called again?
	Mukbang Mermaid.
	There we go.
	This one's gizzards and livers.
	Okay, stop.
	Let's play a game.
	Okay.
	What will Ryan's...
	And now just put it anywhere in the middle, and whatever the next sentence is, is your romantic future.
	And I'm like, what?
	Why is this water so yellow?
	Is that racist?
	Why is this?
	Yeah.
	I think they're saying that your long-term love will be Asian.
	Or I'll get an infection where my water's yellow.
	You mean pee?
	No, so go back.
	Go back.
	That's one you'd already shown, though.
	Go to her videos and pick one you haven't shown, and I'm going to do mine.
	Okay, let me see here.
	Just click on the vids.
	Show us what you're clicking.
	There's a suggested one here.
	Let's just go.
	Look at that one.
	Seafood boil and mermaid sauce.
	Okay, so stop, stop.
	What is the future of sensor.tv?
	Will this remain a lucrative network?
	Will it grow?
	Will it be deplatformed?
	Are we doomed or will we thrive?
	Just don't know where to turn.
	Don't know where to turn.
	Hmm.
	Does that imply that we're too indecisive?
	We don't know where to turn.
	I think we've been pretty decisive.
	Yeah, me too.
	That's not fair, Mukbang.
	But okay.
	Maybe she wasn't done.
	Let's see.
	Okay, let's see her mom.
	Oh, never mind.
	Keep going, I mean, we have to hear the next.
	Everybody, I got my nails done today because a lady always keeps her nails done.
	Oh, so it is a lady.
	Yeah.
	Maybe they're saying get more female contributors like Laura.
	That was a tough one to decide.
	Or she has to get her nails done.
	That was a tough one, mukbang.
	All right, shows over.
	Let's look at our final video.
	This video freaks me the F out.
	It's at a bullfight where the bull made his way into the crowd.
	Imagine you're with your kids trying to make sure they don't get gored.
	Making my way into the crowd.
	Whoa.
	But you didn't think of that when you were designing it.
	Look at that.
	There's kids there.
	They really go for the red.
	I bet all these...
	Fuckers.
	These people who love animals would like everyone in that whole place to die.
	That guy's pulling out its tail.
	Humans are animals.
	He's pulling on its tail as hard as he possibly can.
	Yeah, he's trying to distract it.
	Zero.
	Look, it's down there in that gully thing, and it must just be with its horns just going up people's asses and vaginas.
	Why aren't they all dressed the same?
	Just curing people's Peyrones disease.
	Straighten them out.
	Maybe caused by bull attacks and alcohol use.
	Wait, is it over?
	Yes.
	That's all Zebul wrote.
	That's all she wrote.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	And I can't fucking walk in my work.
	Walking by myself.
	Counting everything you want.

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