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Jan. 18, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #30 | PUSSY WHIPPED

After Gavin and Ryan argue so much it almost comes to blows, we watch an instructional video on how to fight and then focus on pussy whipped celebrities such as Jordan Peele, Jimmy Kimmel, Howard Stern, and Anthony Bourdain (RIP). Then, it's a bunch of callers giving terrible advice.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Was the boombox there?
Uh, no, but my signal isn't here.
You fucking tard who waited until the 11th hour to play the show.
Like, why are we doing this seconds before the show?
This should have been ready at 8.55.
Instead, you're like sitting on the toilet playing with your phone.
And you don't have to chit.
What should we do?
Is this live?
This is not a good intro.
We went boombox.
No, I don't think that was the flaw.
It did make things feel different.
No, the flaw was the double bass.
Let's just start at the beginning.
I don't care that it's live.
We're going to do it again?
you can learn from your fucking endless mistakes
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
How was that double bass?
That time it wasn't.
Yes, it was.
I think you heard it from my headphones.
Heard it from your headphones?
Yeah, because I took them off and it doesn't sound slappy.
Yes, it did.
Let's try it again.
I don't care how many times we have to do this.
It's very simple.
And this is why I was like, it's 8.54.
It's 8.55.
And you're like, no, I'd rather just air out my butthole in the bathroom, even though I don't have to shit.
I couldn't get into the zone.
Well, this is...
While I was posting on social media, this is why it's weird because...
What do you mean posting a social media?
Posting a social media.
You had to go to the bathroom to post to social media?
No, no, no, but I sat down.
Uh-huh.
You know, I was like, all right, let's see what's going on here.
But why are you seeing what's going on here?
If it's five minutes before we do a show, you should be running to the bathroom going, you're not going to believe this.
I got explosive diarrhea.
I'm so sorry, boss.
Not like, hey, I'm right up to shit.
I believe it was nine minutes.
Because you said nine minutes to.
Okay.
Well, at five minutes too, we still didn't have the lights on in the studio.
Sure.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out why.
Like, everything should be 1,000% ready to go.
Sorry, 100% ready to go at 8.50.
Yeah.
This isn't Milo's show.
And then when you play the music, it should not be double layered.
Like, how have you not figured that out?
Yeah, I press the same buttons that I always do.
I don't know what's happening here.
Yeah, it's not you.
It's the machines.
The computers made a mistake again.
Stupid computers.
Sometimes when I do two times two on my calculator, it'll say six.
The computers make mistakes sometimes.
I press the one button.
Let's see if it doubles.
And the queue-up was a total shit show from the gun to the song.
That was also past one.
Yeah, that was a shit show.
Alright, let's try one more time.
Wait, I'm not confident it won't slap.
Because now I don't know what's now you're on a super echo?
Jesus Christ, how long have you been working here?
How long is it going to take you to figure out this fucking equation?
How long is it going to take you to figure out this fucking equation?
We'll be right back.
Oh, live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Hey, what the fuck is that?
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
There was some other noise going on at the end there.
What was that noise?
What did it sound like?
It sounded like screeching feedback garbage.
And by the way, do you now realize in retrospect how stupid it was for you to say, you're probably hearing it from my headphones because it sounded good to me.
Well, every time I have my headphones on, I have to keep one ear off because it does slap.
There's a delay.
I don't know.
You see, folks, this is how you stay stupid.
You don't learn.
You just keep blocking.
So someone goes, hey, man, that thing you did, it didn't work.
No, I did it the same.
Well, I'm just telling you that the driver didn't show up.
Well, it's not my fault.
Now you can't learn.
But if you go, wait, what?
The driver didn't show up?
Hold on.
Let me check.
Something didn't work out.
It's like, if the driver didn't show up, then we as a collective have a problem here.
That's how the brain has to operate.
Not like, must be the computer's fault.
I did everything I had to do, fucking stupid computers.
And when you hear that there's a double bass, the same song is repeating itself, you're like, Gavin's wrong.
I don't know what he's talking about.
He's probably hearing it from my headphones.
This isn't a problem I have to say.
That's the only anecdote I have because I keep my anecdote.
Point of experience, point of privilege?
Point of privilege?
Point of privilege?
No, none of those words are in English.
Still not using the language.
But I noticed that I get there's a delay between my ears and the thing, so I keep one ear off towards the speaker every time I do the intro, just to make sure it's not slapping.
What the fuck has that got to do with what I'm talking about?
I said I could hear the intro on top of itself twice.
And your rebuttal was, you're probably hearing it from my headphones, like I'm fucking Spider-Man and can hear your headphones.
And I'm making a bigger extrapolation and saying that kind of mentality, we're like, nope, this isn't an issue, is how you never learn.
That's how you stay stupid.
That's how problems don't get fixed.
Here's the deal.
If the customer isn't happy, then you did something wrong.
People have to understand, especially Ryan's generation, culpability, all right?
If you take a woman on a date and you take her to Keynes and you're having this awesome time, you take her to, I don't know, some fucking Broadway show that's really hard to get tickets to, and you look at her and she's yawning the whole time.
You fucked up.
What?
Those tickets are like 10,000 bucks.
It's incredible I got them.
I happen to know the guy who wrote the thing.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
She didn't like it.
It wasn't for her.
You failed.
The project didn't move forward.
So you don't sit there and go, well, she's a stupid bitch.
Keynes is a great place.
Unless you don't give a shit about her.
But you go, oh, obviously she's not into that.
I read her wrong.
So with this, you don't go, oh, you must have heard it from my headphones.
I didn't do nothing wrong.
Yes, you did plenty wrong.
Starting with not being ready 15 minutes before and going to give your fucking asshole an air tan.
She might also be a stupid bitch, though, too, on top of that.
See?
This is him in a nutshell.
But it's not a dangerous.
Two things could be true at the same time.
Because Keynes is really good.
You know what?
I'm getting to the point where I think the solution is just like a taser or something when you fuck up.
You're like a horse.
That's nice.
The idea of, hey, man, that didn't work out.
No, it's my headphones.
Well, that didn't work.
So maybe learning is impossible and it's just a matter of like a chalk collar.
You know what might have happened?
Some of our guests earlier could have leaned on something.
I don't know, because I press the same button all the time.
Yeah, you'll notice.
Am I coming through the speaker?
You'll notice all your solutions involve you not doing anything wrong.
It's always like, oh, you heard it from my headphone.
Or now the fact that we had someone in the studio earlier, they must have pushed a button.
They were leaning on the soundboard, but I'm telling you for a fact, am I coming through the speaker?
No?
Okay.
For a fact, I'm pressing one button.
I've been doing the intro.
Was the intro fine yesterday?
Yes, but we've had problems with the in the past.
And then when's the last time that happened?
Never ago?
Well, we don't usually use that song.
So the last two times we've done that intro would be like, we're going back now two weeks.
Because we only do it on Thursdays because we don't want to get fucked out of YouTube.
Okay.
It comes from the same place, so that's not a valid argument, but I get what you mean.
Oh, that's not a valid argument.
Well, then why is it the only time I hear that song repeat itself?
That's the only song I hear repeat itself.
And what the fuck are you spitting in?
That shouldn't bother you at all.
What the fuck are you doing on the show?
You're chewing tobacco?
It's not chew, it's dip.
You just leave it there.
You don't chew it.
Oh, you just sit there and salivate your disgusting brown discharge onto a fucking napkin while I'm trying to concentrate.
You know how disgusting that is?
You might as well be jerking off.
That's gross.
I thought we agreed you're not going to do that anymore.
No, I agreed not to spit.
You are spitting!
No, I'm not.
What's going in the fucking tissue?
Little pieces of the tobacco that get stuck in your mouth is pretty nasty.
But I'm swallowing every single gulp.
Get that shit out of your fucking mouth and never chew tobacco on the show ever again.
I shouldn't be subject to your disgusting, pathetic, weak addictions.
A lot of listeners chew tobacco.
It's the most American thing.
I got a lot of support.
People like, dude, ye, yee, you're chewing tobacco, bro.
I was like, yeah.
Do a lot of people chew tobacco on television?
I'm not on camera doing the things I'm doing.
Oh, really?
I mean, but I'll stop.
You just said, folks at home, this is what I have to deal with.
I'm not on camera doing the things I'm doing.
And then you see him go, and remove a strand of fucking tobacco on camera.
Usually I'm not.
Oh, usually.
No.
You're usually not.
Oh, okay.
I'm not.
I'm pretty close to cancelling this show.
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There's an office party in the studio next door and they said, hey, man, we're going to be playing music.
We have a friend who plays guitar who works here.
And I said, well, I don't really give a shit.
I'll just, as long as I mention it on the air.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
And they just stopped.
And I think it might have been the banging and the screaming.
Maybe.
I think we scared them.
Well, it's really inconsiderate for them to do so.
So late.
No, it's nine o'clock at night.
We're in an office building.
What's the matter with that?
What kind of dick would the fuck's going on?
Oh, the person who started this company, you know, we finally just went public and we're all finally making money.
We didn't make money for two years.
And the vice president is having twins.
So it's kind of a double whammy.
We're pretty excited.
Well, fuck you.
And I don't want to hear any music at all.
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people to fuck up and just be like, oh, goddammit, again, with the intro doubling over itself.
Fuck.
I have to make sure I figure that out and figure out why it does that and what the problem is.
Sorry, boss.
Won't happen again.
But all these dumb fucking excuses where you just can't be wrong.
Like, you're hearing it through my headphones.
Or why are you getting notifications on your screen?
If we're going to show a video and you're getting notifications, it's very difficult to notif-gay.
Yeah.
Like, how do you not know to not have that on your screen?
That's another thing.
And then he'll have an excuse.
I'm not going to say it.
I'm not going to say it.
Yeah, no, it's a computer.
I never do anything wrong.
All right, we're 15 minutes in.
My hand hurts.
Did you use an uppercut, a right hook, or a...
Yeah, I'm about to show you something.
I don't think we'll do it right now, this second.
Yeah, maybe we should do it this second.
What I did, if in the world of boxing, that particular move I just did, is an illegal move.
If a boxer maybe goes low and he's below you and you start bonking him on the back of the head, you will lose a point, at least.
Probably a point per punch.
But I've actually, I worked hard this week.
Actually, I recorded this on Tuesday and Ryan finally had it ready about an hour before we started the show.
Because why have things ready on time?
Why not just wait until the 11th hour?
It's factually inaccurate.
What is factually inaccurate?
I had to wait for you to okay it today.
You didn't see it.
I came in this morning and the cards still weren't made.
Afternoon.
No.
Late afternoon.
I came in this morning.
You were still in fucking, you were not here.
Okay, gotcha.
Well, yeah, yeah.
So the cards still weren't made.
That's why, if you'll notice, when you finally came into the office and looked at your computer, it was in premiere showing the card.
That was dad's way of saying, where are the fucking cards?
I see, I see.
Yes.
Did you even notice that?
But that was done hours ago.
Did you even notice that?
Yes, yes.
Yeah.
Hours ago.
It's nine o'clock and you had this, we had this footage on Tuesday and it's ready hours before.
Do you think that's good?
Do you think that's you kicking ass?
Plus, I take the kids away before the Thursday show.
So when I come in, I have to start right away.
I don't have time to mull things over.
So it was, it was factually accurate, actually.
Three hours.
Yeah.
When you take away me with the kids on Thursdays, the amount of time I had when this thing was finally done was down to the last fucking second.
Three hours ago, it was done.
Yeah.
I take the kids away for three hours before the Thursday show.
But what does that have to do with me finishing the video that you've already okayed the changes for?
No, I hadn't okayed the changes for it.
Oh, you did?
No, you did.
Holy fucking shit.
You did.
You left after the changes were made and that video was finalized and pushed out.
Yes.
No, it hadn't been exported yet.
I left when I had to leave.
I left when I had to leave and I had just okayed it because it was just finished.
So that's called the 11th hour.
That's factually accurate.
Shit for brains.
Three hours before is the final hour.
If you hit me.
I don't even fucking mind.
If you really hit me, I'm going to hurt you.
Yeah.
Best of luck.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
I mean, it would be pretty savage.
Oh, really?
It would be pretty savage, would it?
Yeah.
It would have to be.
Three hours before is too late when the guy's not going to be here.
If I was staying in the studio from three hours before till now, then that would still suck because it's still three hours before.
But this was the second before I had to leave.
But my only problem, this is my last thing I'll say.
Why didn't you look at the video when you came in now?
Because that would be, don't you have to look at it again if it's not done?
If it wasn't done, wouldn't you have to look at it right now?
Wouldn't you have had to look at it like when you came in the office right now?
I didn't say it wasn't done.
I said it was done at the 11th hour.
I think three hours is a really nice buffer time.
Not if someone's going to be gone for those three hours, you fucking nitwitch.
Sure, you're gone.
But your argument is that you have to come back and watch the video, which you didn't.
So what happened there?
No, that's not my argument.
Here's the deal.
if i have to leave at five right and i'm gone till nine right yep then five and nine conflate and now something done at 459 is just as bad as something done at 859.
okay i got you i got you this is not rocket science sure sure i don't know if i can do this show So anyway, fuck up number 950.
And by the way, have you done the mass shooting video yet?
Um, no, I have it in premiere though.
Because priority was the boxing video and then the mass shooting video.
But why does it take, why did, why does footage arrive on Tuesday and it's done at the 11th hour on Thursday?
Why does something take 48 hours?
With the boxing thing?
Yeah.
Well, today.
And it barely took any editing.
You had to, well, no, there's a lot of really subtle things there that had to be done.
Like the end, like that little, a couple of seconds matter and all the timing of it.
Because you gotta have, you know, good comedic timing in it.
And then you also don't want to have any fat there, so you trim all the fat, make sure the cards are right, make sure the volume is right.
I want to add little music.
I think I'm just going to edit these things for now on.
You could.
Yeah.
I got to teach you how to use hotkeys because you use the mouse too much.
Yeah, I have a feeling if I use the mouse too much, we're still going to be about 20 hours faster with the video.
I think you're in over your head with these extra edits.
Well, we ruined the neighbor's party.
Should we briefly mention Blue Chew?
Yeah.
All right, well, let's show this.
This was apparently 40 hours of work to show you five important punches you can use in the art of boxing.
Hey guys, I'm just going to show you some basic punches here so you can be more alert in the ring and take out basically any opponent you want.
You can be a welterweight, you can take out a heavyweight, as long as you follow the sweet science, the art of boxing.
So the first move I'm going to show you is just your basic jab.
The jab isn't just to hurt the guy.
It's also to sort of feel out where he is and see if you can set yourself up for a right.
So the left has got a lot to do with it.
And you'll see, you watch someone like Connor McGregor, and his left is what wins him his fights.
So this is just, I'm going to show you the basics of the jab.
Right, you've got your stance in there.
You want to feel him out.
See where he is very active.
So you get the idea with the jab.
The next one I'm going to show you is the left hook.
Now the thing about the left hook is it's all about where you strategically place your body.
It's hard to get up close to someone when they're bigger.
And so with the left hook, you want to sort of get to the side of him and then use your body to swivel and nail him in the head.
Okay?
First you sort of sized up.
Okay.
Oh, right boy.
Give me a second, yeah.
Okay.
And then this next punch is, of course, right, right cross.
Now the deceiving thing about the right cross is this isn't where the power is.
This is where the power is.
When you do a right, it's coming from the hips.
So twisting your ankle out like that is really what delivers the punch.
This is just the messenger, okay?
Don't kill the messenger.
So I'm going to show you how to do a right and how you can take anyone out using your hips.
So you may have noticed that this guy is doing a lot of body shots to me.
That's smart, and I commend that.
When you're with someone who's a lot taller than you, you sometimes can't reach the head.
You can't get up there.
We use this headhunter bag to practice that.
But if he's up there, that's okay.
Forget the head.
You want to do body blows.
Body blows are some of the most powerful blows that you can give to a guy.
And with these big, tall guys, it's how you take them down.
So I'm going to show you some basics on the body ball.
Stop, stop.
This one is kind of a trick.
Dirty fool, we call it.
And what I like to do is, it's part of the body thing.
You go down low, nail the body, right?
So he's like, oh, this guy's down here, hit my body.
Then you surprise him with an overhand right.
It's like getting attacked by a fighter jet.
They never see it coming, and it's a surefire way to take out a big guy.
Okay, so, go to the body, over and right.
Keep working, come on.
It's right.
So that's basically how you can beat the shit out of anyone.
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If you remember a show a long time ago, I think one of my teeth is loose now.
We were talking about Robert Downey Jr. and how terribly he's dressed in all movies.
I initially had a theory that he was boning his stylist and she was incompetent, but because he was fucking her and I guess she had stuff on him, then she got away with her incompetence and just her whole career was blowing RDJ on the side and then styling him.
Readers wrote in with better theories.
So I'm losing that.
That one's in the garbage now.
And I'm going with a viewer-submitted theory that he said, I'm kind of a fashion guy, so I'll be handling most of my styling.
You can have a stylist, and I'm open to her input, but I am kind of, I kind of do it myself because it's just so alarmingly consistent and has been his entire career.
I saw back to school the other night with the kids because someone at the bar said, oh my God, that movie's so funny.
This was like a 60-year-old, especially when they're talking about business and Rodney Dangerfield goes, well, first you got to pay off the unions.
Then you got to make sure sanitation is taken care of.
Then you got to make sure these, and he starts talking about all the guys you have to bribe to build a factory because they were talking about how to start a business.
And I thought, that sounds funny.
I'm going to put on that movie.
The kids were bored shitless.
It's a really predictable, uninteresting film that goes nowhere.
I mean, picture it in your head.
Nouveau Rich guy, Rodney Dangerfield, goes back to school.
Yeah, that's the movie.
You're done.
You can just sit in a chair and close your eyes.
And it's exactly what you think it's going to be.
But again, RDJ is in it.
And he looks way tulier.
Oh, it was the 80s.
No, no, no.
I was around in the 80s.
This is a different level.
Can you show some of these ensembles he had?
He has this dye in his hair that's just like blue chalk and pink chalk.
It's not real dye.
Or then this picture, I don't even understand it.
You see the one where he has the plane through his head?
He's wearing that to a football game.
But underneath the helmet, he's wearing a hair net.
Yeah, and he has a gas mask.
Is this part of your school?
And then you go up a bit, and he's got on a pirate blouse.
It really is.
I think in the top left of this entire thing, you'll see a gift that really sums up what a fucking useless tool he is.
Yeah, there we go.
He has not changed one iota from that.
And he was just on Joe Rogan.
I'm not sure how much we're allowed to show without getting in trouble from the powers at YouTube.
The fact that we're still on YouTube stuns no one more than me.
But, God, he was on Ro.
It's kind of hard to be a douche on Rogan.
Even someone like me comes across as pretty likable.
But what a fucking LA tool.
First of all, what is with his shirt?
He's got like a $170 t-shirt on and then some skateboard wheel amulet made of turquoise.
The fuck is that?
What is that?
Of course, can you imagine how much stupid meaning it has behind it?
It's some kundalini thing.
What's kundalini?
It's some sort of yoga meditational gay.
Oh, fuck.
I love how all these Hollywood atheists are so above religion, they don't need it.
And then all they do is try to simulate religion.
I don't need God.
And then Madonna's got her whole name is a mockery of Catholicism.
And then she's got the red thread on because she's in a fucking thing.
Or even Joe Rogan is like, I don't need that man in the sky, the stupid made-up traditions.
Like Lent.
I'm going to go for sober October.
Oh, so Lent, but a different month.
Okay, wow, you're really thriving without religion.
Or even Stern with his therapy every single day.
I don't need religion.
I got my own shit going on.
What the fuck's going on with my life?
Who am I?
Every single day.
Anyway, so in this, Joe Rogan, who's a pretty cool guy, can't help but notice what a douche his guest is and says, what the fuck?
What is that, an Iron Man thing?
What are you doing?
So I was doing this before.
No, it's not Q-Man.
Are you concerned with wearing around your neck?
Yes.
Being as you are obviously known as being Iron Man.
Are you concerned with wearing a large thing in the exact same spot?
Did you ever think of that?
How phony is that laugh?
Pretty bad.
This whole thing.
I'm not uncomfortable at all with you noticing that I'm a dork.
Because I was doing this before I ever got fitted for the RT.
So it was more of...
Now, Ryan, the uneducated duel who only knows comic books, had to explain this to me.
But RT is the name of the suit.
The chest thing.
Yeah.
Oh, the chest thing is called the RT.
The RT node, yes.
The RT node.
So he's talking like we all know what an RT node is.
It's pretty bad.
Meanwhile, he's wearing a razor scooter wheel on his neck.
What the fuck is that?
I want to just break it off and then not be dramatic.
Just like place it in the garbage and say, let's go.
Art imitating.
Like, I don't want to smash it against the wall.
It just needs to go.
It's like when someone has lettuce in their beard and you're like, you got some lettuce there from your Big Mac.
Just get it off.
Let's move on.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, but Iron Man.
Go back, go back.
So wait, wait, I need to see the way he says RT.
The RT that we all know of.
RT.
Did you ever think of that?
Life is funny because I was doing this before I ever got fitted for the RT.
13.
What?
Wearing cornball jewelry that you wear when you're 13?
There's that phase when you're 13 and you see your mom's jewelry box and your mom's probably cheap so she has a bunch of dumb shit like an Ankh.
And you're like, maybe I'm going to become medallion guy.
And then you have a turquoise wheel around your neck for maybe a day.
And you go, yeah, no, I'm not fucking.
You might even have a turtleneck.
You're Like, nope, that was a dumb idea.
That's fucking embarrassing.
That was up there with my fucking shark tooth earring.
It's one of those two-day things that you have as a little kid.
For me in high school, it was double mint gum for like a week.
I was like, I'm the double mint gum guy.
So it was more of art imitating oddball stuff I was doing anyways.
I'm talking about fashion and dumb things you do.
Fashion.
Double mint gum is the thing you put in your mouth.
Yeah, but I tried to make it my thing.
Anybody want some gum?
And I'd always be chewing double mint like I need it, like a cartoon character?
Yeah, that's not really the same thing.
Like Popeye would.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, but Iron Man, obviously.
Look, he's trying to make that trippy.
He's so used to talking to sycophants that it's exactly like fucking, what's his name from Empire?
Not Juicy Smollet, but...
Terrence Howard.
Terrence Howard, Symbos, who sees the various Simbos.
And the way he talks, you're like, I know, I've seen this a lot with black guys with green eyes.
Not that he has green eyes, but I have noticed this.
They're used to people going like this when they talk.
And rich, famous people who are kind of articulate, like Terrence, are used to just farting bullshit at pretty girls.
And they're so happy to be here that they're like, that makes sense.
One in one is not two, which is literally what he says.
And I kind of figured it out this week, too.
Remember he said you can either, now I'm getting caught up in what he calls Terrenceology.
He said, for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
So, and he says that's physics.
Yet when you go one times one, that's an action, but you're left with one.
So you had an action, but you didn't have a reaction.
And it's like, Terence, math is not physics.
I can't believe I have to say this, but when you say one times one, it's the number of groups of one there are.
How many groups of ones are there?
There's only one.
Okay.
Hi, I'm a one.
There we go.
It's not like you gave the one an electrical shock.
So I know that sounds fucking retarded that I have to explain that, but he's taken that silly mistake and he's leaving acting to pursue Terenceology.
Because they have the, what does he call them again?
Teriology, the flower of life?
No, there's the flower of life, but he says, I've seen that.
By the way, why aren't you pulling up Terrence Howard talking about this shit and showing his fucking gifts?
I don't know how long of a...
What does he say?
The aquatic...
Sounds about right.
That actually might make more sense than what he's saying.
The beauty of finding a Terrence Howard clip when he talks about Terenceology is you just jump in anywhere.
Anywhere.
And it's gold.
That's a reaction, right?
Oh, this is the exact point.
That thinks one times one equals one.
Then you give me two pounds and I'll give you a pound back.
And we'll call that even, right?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I know we've already covered this in the show a million times, but he's now not even caught up on his own Terenceology.
So he says one times one is two, right?
But he just fucked up his own logic and he just said, if you think one times one is one, then give me two pounds and I'll give you a pound back.
That's not what you say, dude.
You say one times one is two.
That doesn't mean two equals one.
You know what I'm saying?
He finds it funny, this guy.
Oh, that would be so fun, by the way, if you're with someone, like say that's his girlfriend right next to her.
And you know what I like to do in situations like that?
You just sort of, like, say someone's being a fucking freak, but it's a place where you can't say, why are you being a freak?
So I'll just like take my elbow to my wife's elbow or whatever and just sort of go.
And then they push back, like, what the fuck is going on?
Until you could crush a mouse with the force of the two elbows.
Just like, what?
And then you maybe use your knee and your knee is going against her knee like, what the fuck is Tam?
We need to get the fuck out of here.
Like one time we were on a cruise and we went downstairs to they had a comedy club on the cruise ship.
And I was had a few beers and I was like, let's sit at the fucking front.
And we sat at the very front and he sucked.
And then I was like, how am I going to get out of here?
Without standing up and walking in front of everyone saying, not a fan.
Anyway, let's see more RDJ because he talks like Terrence Howard, which is, I'm a genius.
Oddball stuff I was doing anyway.
It was more of art imitating oddball stuff I was doing anyway.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Just pause.
He thinks that's really trippy.
That Iron Man has a circle in his chest and he wears big medallions.
That's art imitating life.
Even though Iron Man had that stupid shit on his chest before Robert Dennett Jr. was born.
Isn't Iron Man from like the 30s or some shit?
It's pretty old.
But Iron Man, this is even more interesting because maybe you were born to be Iron Man because Iron Man from the comic books.
Loosely prearranged destiny.
And what's incredible is how far afield you can go from it and still find your way back.
Yeah.
Very profound, Terrence.
RDJ, would you say there's symbos in the cosmos?
There are symboss.
There's the flower of life.
Look at him.
He's the worst dress man in America.
Look at that fucking jacket.
What is that track suit?
He has been doing that for a while, though.
He dresses like someone who was in a super bad motorcycle accident and they were dealing meth at the time and they have head trauma, but they're also under house arrest.
So he's like in his house, but he's also being creative in his house and wearing like a tracksuit he made or his fucking, his friend's mom's hat.
Look at that.
House arrest is fun.
You'd be surprised.
Look, I'm Tony Stark today.
I watched all the Marvel movies.
It took me two days.
Fucking loser.
This is one thing we've learned on the show: that rich, successful people can be losers.
And I don't think I learned that until very recently.
Till Jack Ma.
Until Jack Ma.
Jack Ma, the Michael Scott of billionaires.
And even Elon Musk.
Have you seen his stupid dance he did in China?
He was dancing like that fucking Teresa May dance where she comes in like Slender Man and has her weird praying mantis legs and she's going, hey, I'm fun.
And then you had fucking our own Jack Ma totally rocking.
What's his accent now?
Is he South African?
South African, yeah.
South African.
Shoot the bon.
Shoot to kill.
I'm fun.
I'm kind of crazy.
Is he trying to get Asian pussy in China by being fun?
Yeah, maybe he likes a certain type of Chinese that's like a tribe and he learned their mating dance.
By the way, how fucking gay must this party be next door?
Because it's pretty loud, right?
Yeah.
So he probably bought his PV amp to the office.
They all know him.
This is exactly like the office with David Brent.
Free love on the hot love highway where the love is free.
My baby is gone.
She's dead.
She's not dead.
We have David Brent behind us because he's been playing songs now.
Like he's a set.
So they can't talk.
It's too loud for them to talk.
Right?
Yeah.
So that means everyone who works with Roy is watching him right now, seeing Brown Eyed Girl going.
And I guarantee you, elbows are pushing elbows really hard.
This is footage from next door.
I would make myself barf and then say, oh, I barfed.
Food poisoning.
I should probably go.
I'd love to hear more Brown-Eyed Girl.
La la la la.
Racial.
She's the serpent who guards the gates of hell.
Pretty girl.
Way too many reads.
I'm supposed to do two more in the next 15 minutes.
I'm not doing that.
I'll take the financial hit.
Anyway, this brings up our first important story of the show.
My new obsession is women who control their men.
Now, I saw this post from Chelsea Peretti, who comes from an amoral family.
Her brother, Jordan Peretti, terrorized people.
John Lott, he made up a fake email address and said he was John Lott to fuck with John for writing More Guns, Less Crime or being a gun advocate.
John had to sue him, even though he didn't have the finances.
Jordan, what's his name?
Jordan Peretti, Chelsea's brother.
He also was starting some sort of dating app, singles app, and there was someone else already doing exactly that and had his exact same business plans.
So what he did was he took their URL, changed it a bit, and then made that his thing and started using that email to fuck with them.
So he's like a ruthless, immoral saboteur.
Jonah.
Jonah Predi, yeah.
So she comes from a shitstain family, right?
And it was the family they based Get Out On, if you will.
Yeah.
But which is funny because Chelsea Pretty's stepmom is black, but they obviously indulge in this role of we're evil white people, even though I think they probably are evil white people.
Anyway, sorry.
So she writes this tweet, and it's just classic leftist Hollywood shit.
I like Warren and I like Bernie.
I like Warren more, but I'll be happy with either.
But also, is it all rigged and going to be heavily influenced by misinformation campaigns and endless racism and fear of progress?
What does that mean?
And climate denial and deep corruption and voter suppression, et cetera?
Let me know.
And I was looking at that going, oh, I kind of see better why Jordan Peele is a douche.
Like why he's a dickweed.
He's a talented guy, and Keam Peele was some of the finest comedy ever made.
And, you know, it wasn't affirmative action.
They weren't given that gig because they're black.
They were given that gig because they are fucking hilarious.
And you can look up their viral videos on YouTube and they all have a billion, zillion hits because they're fucking high quality.
Like the one where the guy was like, he had penises on his desk.
He was a gay dude and he's listening to ass fucking music and stuff.
And the Jordan Peel character was like, can you calm down, please?
He's like, oh, we got a homophobe in the house.
What's the matter?
You got a problem with faggots?
And the guy was like, no, just please turn your music down and not don't have dicks everywhere.
I'm at work.
Yeah, that sketch.
And then at the end of it, the guy you don't think is gay's boyfriend shows up.
His name incidentally is Gavin.
And then the gay dude goes, oh, it's not because I'm gay.
Huh.
Maybe I'm just an asshole.
Wow.
I was like, wow, that is fucking perfect.
It's poignant.
What a genius.
And then he gets in with Chelsea Peretti.
And the next thing you know, he's making movies about how white people are evil and they want to kill everyone.
And what's his latest project?
Oh, yeah.
We were talking about this yesterday.
Nazi Hunter.
It's a squad with like a cool black exploitation chick and a cool Jew ninja.
And they go through the streets and they find Nazis who are, by the way, everywhere.
Oh, they're everywhere.
Actual Nazis from World War II and then new Nazis who just like, I don't know what they do with their Nazism.
They just like shoot Jews from the top of a building or something.
And these guys go in there and they kill them all.
Shoot them in the face.
Haha, Nazi.
This is mitzvah.
Anyway, my theory here, I'm postulating, is that Jordan is just so happy to be with Chelsea that he's become a chick, an annoying liberal chick who Shoves their dumb racist identity politics down your throat everywhere they go.
Even though Jordan Poole grew up white in the Upper West Side with his white mom, his black dad not around.
And it brings me to another, even bigger deal with this pussy whippedness.
There's two layers of pussy whipped, right?
There's Jordan Peel, who grew up without a dad, so he's probably naturally subservient to women.
So he gets Chelsea and he's like, I'm your bitch.
What should I do?
Oh, a bunch of shit about how everything's racist.
I'm in.
Let's start with your family.
But the higher level of pussy whippedness is second marriages.
Those guys are like, you can shoot me.
You can fucking kill me.
You want to be a tattooist?
Why don't you practice on my face?
Right?
Faggot.
I don't care.
Whatever you want.
And a great example of this, of course, is Jimmy Kimmel, who, like Jordan Peel, used to be a super funny, awesome dude.
He did Windy City Heat, the meanest movie ever made.
It was a quarter century prank on a dude.
That's the real Jimmy Kimmel, a mean guy.
I've hung out with him.
He's a jerk.
I like that, though, but he's a fucking dick.
Like, I was at a dinner once, and I brought my motorbike, and as I was leaving, I noticed he'd written Hillary on the back of my helmet with indelible Sharpie.
I had to put reflective tape on that.
I couldn't get it off.
Anyway, that's the true Jimmy Kimmel.
He gets married too young, has a bunch of kids, gets divorced.
Divorce traumatizes.
I mostly only know men who were divorced, but I assume it's the same with women.
Divorce crushes a person, traumatizes them.
Like Pat Dixon, with his new marriage, he's like, she could literally stab me and I would get stitches and we would move on.
When my wounds healed, so would our marriage.
Anthony Kumia swore to never, ever, ever get married again.
Anthony Kumia just said never again, right?
So when these guys get married, their second marriage, they go, anything goes, I'm anyone's dog for a bone.
No, sorry, I'm this, anyone, I'm this person's dog for a bone, no matter what.
Terrible analogy.
So Molly, Jimmy Kimmel's new wife, who just gave him a son, is a huge social justice warrior.
Look, enough gun violence is her icon.
She's also one of these new moms who can't believe how awesome she is for being a mom and how hard it is and how she's a warrior.
And look at this.
Check out her tweets.
This is how fucking left-oh, weirdo she is.
Michelle Williams gave the speech of the night.
This is the speech, by the way, where Michelle Williams goes, the reason I can get awards like this is because I don't have babies in the way at inconvenient times, so I abort them.
In other words, I killed my babies for this false idol.
In other words, I'm basically a Satanist.
But no, that's heroic to the left.
And they said, while creating a human under her dress.
So now creating a human is an awesome thing.
While talking about abortions, yikes.
And because there is no better multitasker than a mother, we should probably elect one.
Then it's pictures like, look at the one below it.
Holy shit, I'm always working on this shit, or it goes a little lower.
Look at this.
We got to do a day of this shit.
I opened.
Yeah, lady, we have kids.
We know what it involves.
You're not breaking new ground here.
But Kimmel is so determined to make this last that he's like, I'm Molly.
I'm fucking, I want to eat Michelle Williams out while she gives birth.
I'm so happy that she had an abortion.
And I think a lot of this is these guys, they say, okay, I'm going to keep my wife happy no matter what.
I'll subsume her politics.
I'll just become whatever she is.
But also, they want to get invited to dinner parties.
I'm sorry.
What do these new rich wives want more than anything?
They don't have to do any work.
That's all handled.
They want to get invited to dinner parties.
Who runs these dinner parties?
The other Kunti second wives, right?
And they all have the same politics.
So if you don't want to be disinvited from these, you better hate Trump.
You better kiss your girlfriend's ass, or sorry, your second wife's ass.
Then she gets invited to the parties.
Everyone's happy.
Happy wife.
Happy life.
Example number two.
Howard Stern.
So it's the exact same story as Kimmel.
Exact same story as Kumiya.
Gets a wife too early.
Then becomes super rich.
And is, I don't really want this anymore.
Turfs the hag, as they say in the movie Husbands and Wives.
Soon as you show your age, they want to trade you in for a younger model.
So he gets Beth Ostrotsky, a supermodel.
And she's not going to have kids.
Howard's already had kids.
So there's a massive void in her womb.
So she fills it with fucking kittens.
And she works for some North Shore Animal Rescue.
Howard's turn makes $90 million a year.
What?
Does everyone at North Shore Animal League have a Lamborghini?
Do all the cats have three-piece suits and their own personal trainer?
Like, how much money does this fucking thing need?
Anyway, so she's all about animals to fill the void.
So he's Animal Guy.
Oh, I love cats.
Really?
You never mentioned them before, Howard.
No, I'm a cat.
Oh my God, we go full douche circle.
Look at his face.
Like he's doing something profound.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm holding a cat and I don't care if the whole world knows it.
I'm standing up for North Shore Animal League.
Like we're all eating chicken sandwiches going, that's amazing.
They saved another animal life.
How important.
Kittens are so important.
Like that fucking Netflix show, Don't Fuck with Cats.
And I'm watching it going, I'm glad you caught the guy.
And it turned out to be he was worse than just a cat killer.
But couldn't you have that same sort of due diligence with giotists?
Could you not worry less about kittens and more about the next terrorist attack?
Because we need your weaponized autism, but not so much for cats.
I'm not so worried about kittens.
I don't give a fuck about your dog.
I don't give a fuck about my dog.
All right, so that's Howard Stern.
And you can see, like, look at her Twitter.
It's like, I'm glad I didn't have kids.
I'm doing great without them.
Anyway, save this kitten because it's cute.
Squirrels.
Don't hurt me.
I have big eyes.
This is about squirrels.
Squirrels absolutely love pumpkins, so don't chuck yours away.
Like, squirrels are rats.
Feed the rats.
Wait, but not just squirrels, to be fair.
Birds, hedgehogs, badgers, and foxes.
Oh, let's feed all the rats.
Yeah, so let's have a rotting fruit.
Hey, Beth, animals are losers, and the fact that you didn't give birth is a tragedy.
And the kittens thing, you might as well be helping insects.
Hey, there's 10 more flies alive thanks to me.
Great work.
Why don't you go save some fucking fish?
Why not?
Go save some minnows.
Have a minnow feeder on the beach.
All right, final example of this.
And then we'll head to the paywall if we do like 37 more reads for Bet DSI.
Anthony Bourdain.
I've met Chelsea Peretti, not met Jordan Peale, met Jimmy Kimmel, not met Howard Stern, but I've met Anthony Bourdain.
Fiery liberal.
He wanted to cut Sarah Palin's skin off, if I recall, which I thought was a little harsh, but in New York City, that's the common vernacular from the left.
In fact, I've had a lot of guys that I consider friends go, yeah, I know, Gavin, you think abortion is murder.
So do I, and I'm for it.
I know several different people who've said that.
Of course, you can't argue that.
You go, oh, okay, well, then my guess we're on the same page.
So Anthony Bourdain has this wife, and he talks about her all the time, and then she dumps him, and he's fucking destroyed.
She took AMA, and he would always talk about how my wife could kick your ass.
Holy shit, you wouldn't last 10 seconds with my wife.
And she dumps him.
He's destitute, you know, emotionally.
And then he gets Asia Argento, who's a Hollywood star.
And she understands his crazy schedule.
He's ecstatic.
He's in heaven.
I found the one.
So he puts all his eggs in that basket, just like Kimmel, just like Peel, just like Stern.
And he's a very happy man.
And he's like, I don't care what she wants.
If she wants to become a serial killer, I'm going to serial kill with her.
And then she gets caught cheating.
She's a fucking slut.
She's a big part of me too.
Meanwhile, she was fucking, she me too'd some underage boy.
That's, I think that's one six.
Yeah, she's all about, oh, it's so horrible the way successful, powerful, older people prey on the young.
Except when I do it, of course.
Then it's fun.
So anyway, she gets photographed cheating with this reporter who was, it was probably basically prostitution, right?
I'll fuck him and I'll get a good review.
Asia was spotted back at Rome strolling around with a French reporter named Hugo Clement.
Now, I thought Hugo was friends with Bourdain, but I'm not sure about that.
And of course, the Italian photographer was blamed for this, but Anthony Bourdain saw it and killed himself.
He put all his eggs in that basket.
Anyway, I'll end this with, guys and ladies, your wife, your husband, is not your soulmate.
That's lame.
That's queer.
She's not the one.
Like, she's just a good partner that you love to be around and you build together.
You build something wonderful.
But you have a life too.
You don't need her politics.
My wife voted for Hillary.
She's a liberal vegan.
We have our own interests, our own books.
You don't have to watch all your shows together.
Naomi Schaefer-Riley is one of my favorite authors.
And she wrote an article about this saying, the secret to marriage is accepting that you two are different and they are separate human beings.
Howard Stern, you don't give a fuck about cats.
Jimmy Kimmel, you don't give a fuck about all these leftist bullshit.
And Bourdain, you should have realized that you were dating a slut and she might cheat on you.
And when she does, you just go fuck you, bitch.
You don't rip your own fucking chest apart.
How did he die anyway?
Oh, I think he hanged himself.
It's not hung himself.
It's hanged himself.
Anyway, that's my little moral absolution for the day.
He did hanged.
He did hanged.
In France.
He did hanged in France.
It was a le Hang.
Long.
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I do it with my kids all the time, but it's only interesting me if it's high risk.
So I'll say, I'll bet you $100 you can't throw this baseball and knock over that bottle 20 yards away.
But then they'll just keep doing it and doing it for days until they get it.
and then I got to give a little kid $100, which is stupid.
You saw that, speaking of sports, you saw how Trump was received when he went to the LSU Alabama game?
How was Trump received?
It sounds like anal penetration.
They seem pretty happy.
They're pumped.
I had an argument with that Norwegian I was hanging out with today was like, I think that he's a charlatan.
He's just taking advantage of the rage industry and he's fooling everyone.
No, that's who he is.
He's funny.
And he said, I've heard him say, threaten people at rallies and say, go punch him.
Yeah, that was a joke where he said, I'll pay your court costs.
Someone punches him in the nose.
Home to mommy.
I'll bail you out.
Get your bail bond and get you a snack.
Where do you want to go, champ?
Sonics, they roller skate your meal to you.
It's a great deal.
Members said, Home to mommy.
Go home to mommy.
Back to mommy's basement.
And mommy's upset because she likes me.
She probably likes me.
She'd say, Why'd you do that?
Yeah.
It almost gets foreign when you get to his little asides.
She likes me, so she said, What you doing?
It's his own language.
He says, He says, remember that guy was like, We love you.
And he goes, I love you too.
And he goes, wait a minute, that's a guy.
A guy said that.
I don't get how people don't get that he's funny.
By the way, speaking of Asia Argento being a kid fucker and somehow also getting away with pretending she's a victim and me too.
Also, with the Me Too, wasn't there a story that she blew Harvey Weinstein for a role?
Hmm.
It's not exactly rape.
Sounds like it's expensive prostitution to me.
I'm not sure you deserve to be in the same boat as like Lauren Savon, who Harvey Weinstein beat off at.
And getting good at.
I really will.
Yeah, that's my bad.
But check out this horrible rapist, 1-6.
No, 1-7.
Married, Oklahoma teacher and volleyball coach Joyce Churchwell, charged with first-degree rape.
Churchwell sent nude pics and videos on Snapchat to a student, 18.
Student went to Churchwell's home.
They had a threesome with a woman who was a former school employee.
What would you say she is out of 10?
That?
She's 40.
I'm seeing not a lot of good stuff there.
Saying a 3 or 4.
Let's go 4.
That's a 6.5, at least.
Not at least, but about.
Go to 1.8.
There's another picture of her.
Let's see this person here.
Yeah, I mean, you got to remember she's 40.
I'm going to go with 6.
Anyway, so in that article, they say the age of consent in Oklahoma is 16.
However, if the victim is between 16 and 20 years old and is a student and engages in sexual intercourse with a school system employee, it is defined as rape in state law.
I mean, like, is that 18-year-old having nightmares about the horrible experience?
About ending?
Yeah, probably.
Now, if it's two male teachers.
This is the problem with feminism, where we say women and men are the same thing.
If two male teachers fucked an 18-year-old student, we should probably drag them behind horses to the town square, then put them on the stocks and throw glass bottles at their head until they smash.
We'll borrow the bottles of piss from Antifa.
But two sixes take the heat off an 18-year-old who's probably not getting it anywhere else because 18-year-old boys are insatiable horn dogs and 18-year-old girls aren't interested in getting fucked seven times a day?
I don't know if it's the same.
It's not the same.
All right, we should take some calls.
You know what would be fun?
Why don't we take a couple calls outside of the paywall?
Okay.
This is a treat for y'all.
This is a treat.
This is a treat.
I hear a lot of people cheering.
Yeah, you know, I guess they're having fun.
I think there's like 50 people at that office party.
We should probably stop over.
They're having a good time.
We should ruin the party.
Maybe I'm just an asshole.
I'm just like that Jordan Peele character.
Maybe Keen Peele character, I should say.
Maybe every single person at that office party is having a fucking amazing time.
And they can't believe how good Roy is at guitar.
And wow, did he play some great hits?
Alright, so one of them just says grape.
This could be rape.
Hello?
Hello.
Hey, man.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how you doing?
Good.
Great Andrew WK impression, by the way.
Thank you.
So I was just calling about that annoying guy that called yesterday talking about the gripers.
I'm not a griper.
I don't really care about the movement or have any interest in being terminated.
Go ahead, but I'm just getting kind of irritated about these people that just like anytime, and like not, I mean like absolutely no anti-Semitism in what I'm about to say, but it's like anytime you get anywhere near being even okay with being like a white person or having any type of white pride or any type of white appreciation,
all of a sudden you're put in this anti-Semitic, anti, you know, basically racist category.
And it's just, I'm kind of getting sick of it.
And it's like any time anybody goes near that perimeter, they just get shot down.
So that's all I have got.
Okay, yeah, that's totally valid.
I mean, the Groipers keep coming up on this show on a regular basis, and the two sides seem to be, look, he's not just anti-immigration.
He said he would be fine with white people coming.
He just doesn't think it should be all Mexicans because they changed the demographics of the country.
And he denied the Holocaust.
They said someone called in about 6 million Jews and he said more like 350,000, but they used a cookie analogy and that's Holocaust denial.
And he thinks race mixing is gross.
He's against it.
So that's one side.
The other side is, no, he's concerned with what the Dems are doing with open borders and they're changing the demographics and they're doing it for votes.
They don't care about Hispanics.
So we're onto them for that.
I don't think we should be funding Israel 3.5 billion.
This isn't me talking, by the way.
I'm a Zionist.
But he thinks that we shouldn't be funding Israel.
The Holocaust thing was a joke that was said once on the phone.
Race mixing thing, I was talking about this today.
I'm obviously a race mixer, but I don't give a fuck what people think about that.
Like, I think it's funny if they're against it.
It doesn't keep me up at night.
I mean, I understand you don't want someone to have an ism, a bigotry.
If they're a lawmaker, it could affect society.
But why do you care?
Like, why do we care what Richard Spencer believes?
How does that affect us on a day-to-day basis?
So as far as the groipers go, I don't understand.
I'm a little dubious of the fear.
Why are they such a threat?
Are they making policies?
They're 20 years old.
Is maybe the fear that they're effective and interesting and red-pilling people, that seems to make a lot more sense.
Was Nick Fuentes booted off of YouTube because he had said something wrong or because people were listening to him?
All right, we'll take one more call before we go behind the wall.
Behind the wall.
We got Shannon.
Shannon.
Hi, Shannon Shannon.
What's Fannin?
Fannin.
Jim Fannin.
Hey, Ryan.
Hello.
Shut up.
You don't have a dad.
Could the both of you, I love you both, man.
Could you both look up NPD and start to deal with the inability to take responsibility for your actions or apologize?
Dude, the video that you guys made of the vice chick doing stand-up, I had to go see the raw data.
So I went over.
And in the comments section, I just put Gavin sent me and an account response.
Claudia, she's got a nice avatar.
And that was my mother's name.
So I got a sweet spot for her.
Anyways, she says a fellow Gavin fan.
So I'm like, yeah, you know, not too many women you expect to be Gavin fans.
Anyways, the next thing you know, we're on the phone, like on the regular.
I'm talking about you and stuff and all the kind of stuff.
And I know it's only been like a week or two, but we're getting married.
And I want you to officiate.
I want Ryan to be the flower girl in Trump character.
And even though I've never met this woman, I know nothing about her.
She knows everything about me.
I mean, my life is online, right?
But all I know is this, well, she said Hollywood shot or whatever, this beauty shot.
But because I'm a pathetic human being and I so need this, or we're going to get married.
But if she goes sideways and the answer can't be sit in a bar at happy hour, how do I fill the pipeline with prospects or candidates just in case?
I think there's no chance we could go sideways.
You don't get to say, can you officiate the wedding and come to it?
And then also ask for relationship advice post-breakup.
We would love to come to your wedding.
I would love to officiate it, but the call ends there.
I mean, you should be grateful that we're willing to trek out wherever the fuck you are, Winnipeg or some shit, and go marry you.
But I'm happy to do that.
I'll officiate the wedding.
Ryan will be there in character.
Thank you so much for calling.
What an absolute pleasure that was.
I'm not fucking officiating his wedding.
I think you'll hear this.
Did he accuse me of having multiple personality disorder?
I don't know.
Or I'm just an asshole.
I mean, it's so simple.
All right.
We're going to wrap it up now.
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I think we all agree, right?
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All right, we're now going to continue taking calls, but they'll be behind the paywall.
We're also going to be showing sketches, other sketches we've shot that are even funnier than how to box.
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