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Dec. 26, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #27 - BOXING DAY
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes What's up, dudes?
Why does the boombox always do that?
Is it because it's a tape?
When you press the stop button, it's still like spinning.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's why.
That's not your generation.
When you stop a cassette, it has to wind down.
I grew up with cassettes.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Did you have a Sony Walkman?
Yeah.
Or some sort of Walkman.
Yeah, there was a bunch of different boxes.
I'm throwing away the Johnny Apple CBD Christmas giveaway.
It's Boxing Day, as we call it in Canada.
Where you box up your presents, I guess.
I don't know what the etymology is.
In England, too, right?
Yeah.
Is that why it's called Boxing Day?
Because you put your shit in boxes?
Maybe.
Look that up.
Look that up, Jamie.
Wow.
Wow, man.
Wow, that's crazy, man.
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That's Scottish for down.
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So today isn't a real show.
We just don't want to rip you off.
So we came in and did a pre-tape.
We have some pre-taped calls coming in later on, some interesting stuff.
Of course, the Groipers have a lot to talk about.
But I wanted to take advantage of this.
We don't have a lot of time.
But I wanted to talk about all the letters we got.
You know?
Let's try to catch up on the mail.
I see.
We're so far behind.
Hundreds of letters.
Wait, wait, before we do that, do you have anything important to say?
Well, it's after Christmas now.
What is your favorite Christmas present?
Oh, well, I would have to say it is the $1,000 bonus that you have given to me.
Okay.
I wasn't asking for you to say that.
No, it really is.
That's all I got so far.
I mean, I can't predict.
Well, part of the joke would be you would guess.
Oh, probably.
Well, between the jet ski, the moped, I probably use the moped more, but the jet ski.
You got to store the jet ski.
I haven't thought about that.
I have a neighbor who's got like lakefront property.
Okay.
So I might just let him borrow it until like, I don't know.
We got to work it out.
But I'm very grateful for it.
Yeah.
I'm glad for my little cousin to work out all that money to get me that.
That's amazing.
Remember in Eastbound and Down where he goes, get off that?
And he goes, it's not a toy.
And then his brother goes, yeah, that's exactly what it is.
I love that show.
Oh, it's so good.
I don't like how my wife likes it, though.
I think she sees me as him.
Ouch.
Yeah.
It's not very flattering.
watch that.
I just realized I'm Stevie then.
Your eyes are giddy.
I'm Stevie.
Have you talked to that guy who wrote that song?
No.
He doesn't correspond with us?
He did a very good job.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
Sweet.
He just appeared out of nowhere, made the most seminal part of our show, and then vanished into thin air.
Like a mic drop.
Like a dreamland.
He's like Peter Pan.
This is from Clem.
Do you think Truth Hurts by Lizzo sounds a lot like Black Beatles by Ray Sremrand?
If so, do you think Lizzo ripped them off?
Yeah, I already said that.
Yeah, it's a rap motif.
I'm loading them both up as I pontificate.
Why am I so much faster than you?
They're both up.
Which ones do you got up?
And they're sized for the screen.
Why am I great?
So they gotta be great.
Well, that's not sized for any screen, really.
Extra, extra loads.
for IMAX perhaps.
Nothing.
Yeah, the classic term of bad, absolutely.
You could have had a shitty bitch with a gun.
You could have had a bitch with an S on her butt.
With an S on her gut.
With an S on her gut.
Here comes.
Black girl's got some really big teeth.
Okay, now what's the other?
But this is more like the genre.
Yeah, it's a motif.
They all rip it up.
Like, another one is like, it's actually just like little motifs.
I dare to play that thing, sir.
I'm just gonna hold it.
It's coming up.
That girl is a real crowd, please.
Small world on the side.
No, she's an homage.
She even said that girl.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's a shout out to him.
They do that a lot, though.
Rap is very good.
Also, I heard This other song on the radio the other day, and I think the way he says things moi gave me AIDS.
Be sure to watch it until the other guy does his verse.
I think he is legitimately retarded.
Wait a minute.
This is gonna be on YouTube.
Dude, we're gonna get totally shut down because of this shit.
Whamp, whamp, wham, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, and I'm all blurry.
Oh, now I'm back.
And we didn't use the what?
It actually doesn't matter.
Never mind.
The little logo?
The bug was not up?
I could use it, just I put that up.
All right, next letter.
This is from Steven.
Don't F with my mother effing president.
And I get this a lot.
People send me these ancient memes.
I've seen him a million times.
I'm going to tell you motherfucking niggas straight out the door.
Don't fuck with my motherfucking president.
Do you understand me, nigga?
Do you want to see that?
Yeah, sure.
This is the most ancient meme on earth, dude.
Thank you for sending that to me.
Ancient meme.
What takes you so long?
Just double-click on it.
No, it doesn't work.
Promise.
Now I'm just gonna tell you, motherfucking niggas straight out the dump.
Don't fuck with my motherfucking president.
Do you understand me?
Nigga, we riding with Donald Trump over here, niggas.
Draco, we ain't playing with you, motherfucking nigga.
You understand me?
Keep our motherfucking niggas.
Okay, enough, enough, enough.
Ancient news.
All right.
This is from Nicholas Suspiciously, BBC article.
See if you can join the dots vis-a-vis the names.
Then look at how it's reported.
It's like they hate that they have to report this.
It's like they're talking through bared teeth.
Yeah, I saw this story the other day, and I saw this inbred-looking Muslim is a cop and also a child rapist.
And I thought, imagine being so politically correct that you have inbred pedophiles on your force just to make people happy.
And then the BBC News goes, shit, this ticks off all of Tommy Robinson's boxes.
So this is how they write it.
Police officer Amjad Dita in group charged with sex offenses.
16 men, including men, just men, not Pakistani Muslim men.
16 men, including a police officer, have been charged with historical sex offenses against children.
West Yorkshire PC Amjad Dita, also known as Amjad Hussain, 35, has been charged with sexual touching.
He and 15 other men are charged with offenses against three girls in the Halifax area dating from 2006.
The includes Mr. Deeder, who was attached to West Yorkshire's police protective services operations.
Oh, minor detail.
See, he's the one protecting these innocent people from harm.
Was a serving officer at the time of the offence he has been accused of.
He has been suspended from duty, the aforesaid.
The 16 men, all from Halifax, will appear at blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then they list all the charges in a very bullet point way.
And notice there's no author's name with this, too.
That's kind of a British thing, though.
Okay, that was fun.
Good letter, Nick.
I hate the BBC so much.
He ends this letter in all caps with, I hate the BBC.
Gavin, please learn when not to use the word less when fewer should be used.
You make this mistake again and again, and it's making me want to kill you.
You claim you love the English language and want to preserve it, yet you massacre it on a daily basis, worse than two Cantonese women trying to sing rap songs.
I made up that part.
Half of that letter I'm saying.
Example, Ryan has less male influence, influence being something that's not countable, because he had fewer parents, parents being countable.
Not the best example, but you get the idea.
Love the show, Tom.
All right, Tom.
I did not know that, actually.
And from now on, we'll be more ardent about maintaining the validity of less and fewer.
Aren't we glad we're catching up on these letters?
So entertaining.
Knowledge is power.
Knowledge is power and power is boring.
Dode.
If you were a doad.
Let's say I was flapping and flopping around like a doad.
This one is from Shixpikixi.
Witch versus Space Wizard on Sky News talking about trans kids.
This is the UK under a conservative government.
And a tranny complains to the police because a pornographer won't fuck it because it still has a penis.
I remember that one.
That story was big.
And then it has Jamie Windust, who's sitting there.
Will you fucking pull this up already?
Holy shit, you're torpid.
Holy shit.
Waiting, waiting.
Well, I don't think we should be providing this treatment to children at all.
I think it's irresponsible and inappropriate.
It's an untested and uncontrolled experiment on these young people.
Young people are coming out in numbers as they've never come out before.
We need to ask why.
The demographic is very different.
Traditionally, transsexualism has been male to female.
Suddenly, most of these are girls.
None of these questions are answered.
Instead, a process seems to happen by which promises are made to these young children and they're not delivered.
And then we're wondering why we have a mental health crisis amongst them.
But on the subject of mental health, Debbie, for a child who identifies as trans, what impact does going through puberty have on their mental health?
Well, it's what puberty is.
Puberty is part of our natural development as human beings.
Can you zoom out a bit so we can see the difference between people?
I went through puberty.
But we're saying to these children, you have a choice about going through puberty.
you can go through puberty or not.
Never before in history have we ever placed...
So just zoom out within that window.
There you go.
We're still missing this.
Is Sky London going to shut us down?
So wait, what does this say?
35 psychologists have.
Get rid of me.
35 psychologists have resigned from Children's Gender Identity Service in the last three years.
35.
Isn't it funny how that weirdo trans guy with a penis and tits is the voice of reason?
Why do they never talk about anything else like math and weather?
Yeah.
It's always about their balls.
Jamie Windust is here to defend teen sex changes.
But first, let's hear from the voice of reason, my drunk uncle, Johnny Winters.
On such young people, these are adult decisions which we're asking children to make.
We would never give these children the chance to have a tattoo and make those decisions.
The Leavesinger of Tanges are my exact decisions which will affect their fertility.
We heard about Leo in the film.
Their fertility, they can be sterilized and on medication for life.
And these are very young pubescent children.
Jamie, it's too much too soon.
I think what is really important is to know the cause.
Why?
What happened?
Can we take in that face, please?
What face?
Can we take in what the fuck we're looking at right now?
The other lady?
No.
Should I rewind?
Nope.
Jamie Windust.
Jamie Windust.
Allow me to just eat a giant Jamie Windust cupcake.
I don't think I'm picking up what you're putting down.
What do you see?
The glasses are ridiculous.
You're right.
It's like when Larry Barnes calls me Mayor of Cupcake Phil.
That's the mayor.
This is the Mayor of Cupcake Phil.
Where's the top hat, Mayor?
Oh my God, I got to get a picture of that.
Your Honor.
Look at the Mayor of Cupcake Phil.
That looks like Nate over his Dream Girl.
Oh, my God.
I bet he takes the train home, too, and people are like, yo, fucking kidding me, all you might?
He goes.
And then he gets home and he cries and he makes a video about harassment.
I was just attacked on the train, ridiculed.
I felt very unsafe.
Yeah, because you dressed up in the funniest costume I've ever seen, including all my 49 Halloweens.
My sexual preference is space aliens.
Jamie, wind dust.
How?
And by the way, it's not wind dust.
It's wind dust.
Wind dust.
Like when you win dusty.
What a fucking prat.
When I was playing Blackjack, I had a real bad losing streak, so I had to put some wind dust on me to win more.
Jesus Christ.
That's my girlfriend.
She's clearly just a big one.
Whatever happened to him, huh?
Yeah, we lost him.
He stopped communicating with us, didn't he?
I'm sad about it.
All right, let's hear what Jamie Windus.
And let me just tell you what Jamie Windus has to say.
Obviously, there are complications with having puberty blockers and medication, but we are dealing with a crisis at hand.
We are dealing with an alarming suicide rate.
And if we don't do something and try to help these children, then it'll be much worse off for them.
So we're trying to help people become okay with their identity.
That's really what we're about here, is helping people to be okay.
And I don't think that's a crime.
With these situations, puberty blockers are not supplied to young people before they enter puberty.
You still have to be 16.
You still need parental or guardian consent.
So there's still a lot of rigidity.
I don't think that's true.
Why would you take a puberty blocker when you're 16?
When you're a third of the way or whatever it is, done that.
I've read that it starts pre-pubescence.
That makes sense.
Like 10, 11, 12 year olds.
So you block something, isn't it?
Blocking puberty.
Oh, that's why they call it that.
Is this a thing that they do where they just lie?
Maybe.
Of assessment from their GIT.
How do you go to all of that?
It's not like mundane.
But the puberty blocker is not prescribed at an earlier point to stop puberty and then the hormones prescribed at the age of 16.
So through that process, for example, with the Flagstock Centre, they assess based on your personal experience.
I think what tends to happen in these circumstances is that a transition, for example, is seen as one path that is blanket for everyone.
And there are so many different ways to be trans.
You don't even have to medically transition and you can still be trans.
So I think this kind of blocks.
So he just reversed it.
He said, oh, they're not given until you're a teen.
Well, no, that's the hormones.
The puberty blockers block puberty.
So they start before that.
I think there's so many different areas you can do.
Some people don't use medication at all.
Yeah, we're not talking about them, clearly.
God, these fucking aliens suck at logic.
How did you make it to Earth?
How did you control your spaceship?
I'm surprised you know how to drive a spaceship.
It doesn't run on logic.
It runs on mechanical stuff.
Were you a stowaway on your spacecraft?
No.
I don't think your other aliens would be very impressed knowing that you were on TV speaking to earthlings.
You're ignorant.
Get policy that all trans young people are going through this journey.
No one's saying that.
My transition is from boy to boy, George.
It's not correct.
It's not what's actually happening.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that was a great defense.
So we say it's wrong to give kids puberty blockers.
And they said, no, all kids are getting puberty blockers.
Yeah.
Murder is wrong.
Not all people are being murdered.
What the fuck are you talking about?
All right.
Let's do the next letter.
That was fun, by the way.
Thank you for that.
Youngest transgender.
This model is 25, became the youngest transgender person at 15, claims she's a victim of transphobia after pornographer refused to have her sex with her because she has venous.
Yeah, that's ancient news.
That's from back in October.
That's why I didn't cover that.
Who that?
Okay, this is a very hurtful one.
Okay, I'm ready.
It says the direction we're going in is wrong, basically.
What direction?
Well, we have been doing, for the holidays, we've been doing a lot of video coverage, viral videos.
In fact, the January 2nd one is all.
Oh, no, it's not all.
It's about the 19 most clowniest moments.
This is written by Fag, by the way.
That's what it is.
Sure.
Gavin, for the love of God, please stop playing all the shitty clips you make fun of for way, way Longer than needed.
Like the stupid comedian librarian on your 100th show, why did we have to watch the entire thing?
Even five seconds of that dumb cunt was enough to make my blood boil.
We get it.
These people are morons and they suck.
So make fun of them quickly and get them off the screen.
You're making me fast forward through that shit and I miss out on your witty banter.
Be better.
Okay, that sounds like a valid criticism.
And I did sense that I was going really long on her, but that was kind of the vibe with that one.
Like, remember the Iron Man episode?
That sucked.
But in retrospect, I'm glad it's there.
Right.
Like, sometimes we go through videos, and then sometimes we just want to watch that shit show.
And by the way, we should have watched the entire thing because at the end, she ties in my boyfriend, Alex Jones, and Shark Tank.
And she does a whole weird, totally unfunny, poem about, like, getting raped by Mark Cuban and Alex Jones.
And it's live on Shark Tank.
And they're all drooling and throwing money everywhere.
And it was just like a really bizarre, sexually sadistic poem.
It's worth watching.
Poem.
Did I do my, I did my first sponsor read, right?
Yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
All right.
Running out of time here.
We got to take some calls.
Let's talk to Mike for a second.
Glitterbomb 2.
They actually made a Glitter Bomb 2 video, right?
Time for the holidays, and it's even more fake than the last.
I'm drunk.
Check it out.
Now, as you recall, there was a guy who built a glitter bomb to catch thieves, and it was clearly...
Amazon trying to discourage package stealing.
And I purport that they are paying this guy to pretend that he makes suicide.
Suicide.
Glitter bombs.
Suicide belts.
It blows up when you steal his shit.
It's just way too expensive, way too much technology, way too well funded.
This is not a guy fooling around.
So I caught him the first time and I said glitter bomb is fake and I proved it and he's here for round two.
Glitter bomb, glitter bomb.
Glitter along with some other nasty surprises.
But what he doesn't know is that this is a new and improved custom-built bait package that is recording him on four different cameras that just released a pound of the world's finest glitter along with some other nasty surprises.
What the f?
But to understand how we got to this point, we need to go back one and a half years.
When we caught you lying, you're a liar, dude.
Packaged from my porch, and the police wouldn't do anything about it, even with the video footage, which made me sad.
And so dreams are.
What are they supposed to do?
Go track her down?
Inspiration from one of my childhood heroes.
I decided to make a bait package to lure would-be thieves, and the internet seemed to like it.
Remember the it's all coming back to me now.
Remember the way we solved it was the batteries.
There's no way that the batteries would last long enough.
And they had this really bad actor, this black woman, that was like, oh my god, that's so crazy.
There's glitter in my car.
Woo, it stinks real bad.
There's a font spray.
PU.
I don't like font sprays.
I'm never stealing again.
Wow, this is well, this is well done.
This is two thumbs way down on stealing.
I'm done.
And then I noticed in a new update, they had cut her out or him out.
And then he released a statement saying, it's come to my attention that some of the people in my video were being less than what?
Some of them were actors and some of them were thieves.
What?
Oh, you mean all of them were actors and you're a fucking liar?
Best efforts.
1.7 million packages are either stolen or go missing every day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello?
Hello, Macaulay Colkin.
Kulkin?
Wow, Amazon's got a great budget.
Go ahead to see the reactions, these guys, these fake reactions.
I bet every one of these thieves is on IMDb.
Operation Bud Trumpet initiated.
Oh, you fing, alright, alright, we fing get it.
Okay.
Smells like fing shit in here.
And in the middle of all this, something happened that I still can't wrap my head around.
One of the volunteers we sent a package to, who obviously knows my channel and follows me on social media, who I even interviewed to make sure he seemed legit, decided it would be a good idea to steal my package from me and never had any intention of either putting it out on his porch or sending it back to us.
After a week of us being really nice and trying to work with him, he effectively admitted as such and then blocked and ghosted me.
And it's just like, bro, if you're gonna steal.
Oh my god.
I hate that.
I hate you and your stupid experiment.
And someone fuck with you and you're trying to make that part of the video.
No, that just didn't work out.
This is fair.
Drop it.
From someone.
Don't pick the dude who just spent a year and a half of his life avenging the theft of a $5 Amazon package.
If I'm willing to get that petty over something I could easily reorder, what do you think I'm going to do to the guy?
Do we got any more reactions?
Or is it all this for just one?
Go to 1448.
Let me see.
Okay, go back.
Let's see how fake this is.
Can I just interrupt this full video, by the way?
And how are we doing for time?
Well, we have about 26 minutes.
Okay.
I don't get stealing Amazon packages.
I don't think it's real.
No, but in general, it does exist, but I don't understand it.
Like, when I think about the stuff I ordered, one of the last things I ordered was a screwdriver that has, it's called a T10, I think.
And it's got like a sort of a serrated exterior with a hole in the middle and a dot.
And it's these weird hexagonal screws that go in the base of a leatherman.
And my leatherman seemed a little loose on one side.
So I bought that because it's the only thing I couldn't find.
I don't have any tool that will do something With such a weird opening.
I mean, I'm already boring you talking about this.
So, I don't, even if you're a junkie and you stole that from my house and sold it, it's like a $12 tool.
But very few people want this tool.
I'll likely never use it again until I die.
I could throw it out.
It was a one-time use.
I'm never gonna, I've never seen a screw like that before.
It's like a don't, it's like a cog with a hole, a little pin in the middle.
So you steal that from me?
Or like during Christmas, you steal a toy for my son.
My son's six.
He has very specific tastes.
How are you going to find someone with a kid that same age with those same tastes?
And then clothes, I mean, you don't have to worry about your suitcase getting stolen at the airport because the thief isn't going to have your size.
So I don't.
It's like stealing shoes.
They're not going to fit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's not like people are ordering gold bars.
Okay, we got.
I'm losing my ability to speak.
However, didn't make the call.
Surprise, mother...
Surprise, mother...
Wow, he landed right in that chair perfectly!
What the f!
Whoa!
F that, bro.
That did not just happen.
Oh, my God.
Damn, I was just about to like try to find this dude, too.
Damn.
15.
14.
13.
We thought we killed myself.
That's fing funny.
Three.
So they, what do you think?
They get paid, like, three grand and they have to sign a waiver saying they won't tell anyone about this?
Maybe something like that.
Yeah.
Hello?
So it's police chatter, fart spray.
So boring.
God, it's boring being lied to, isn't it?
Do you find there's actual cops in this fake thing?
You know, the cops come out of the box.
You just add water.
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All right, let's get some callers on the Lesign.
Oh, yeah, we just got to sign out with these losers.
Are you gonna get rich, die trying, or get lost?
*Music*
Who that?
Who that is?
Who that?
Who that?
Who do that, that, that?
Let's see who that.
Hey, this is Gator Boy.
What's up, Gator?
Gator, you're going to need to hold on one second.
Go ahead, Gator.
Go ahead.
What you doing?
Gator, you're on!
I'm going to drop you.
Alright, we got Joseph instead.
Hello?
Hey!
Hey, how's it going, guys?
What's up, Gavin?
How are you?
I haven't seen you in a couple years, actually.
Haven't seen you since I lived in New York.
But I just wanted to call and kind of ask you a couple questions about the Gross and the demographic change and stuff that they've been largely bringing up at these turning point events.
I've seen that Milo seems to be a little bit more sympathetic to them than you have been typically.
I don't know too much.
You haven't said a ton of stuff about them.
But I just want to know what the major opposition that you have to them is.
I've heard about the Boomers stuff.
I think you kind of misunderstand where we're coming from on that.
I'd like to give you a little bit of a clarification on that later on, if you can.
But I was just curious, what's your problem with the Groiper's system?
My problem is racial identity politics.
Yes, I will concede that in Virginia, for example, pulling in a bunch of illegal aliens has turned that state Democrat because they make them vote DNC.
The same thing is going to happen.
Well, the same thing's already happened, but they're furthering the leftist vote in New York by giving illegal aliens driver's licenses.
But this obsession with white genocide and whites becoming a minority is decades away, and I guess it might be a problem, yes, if we don't instill Western values with every person who comes in here.
But the real issue at hand is ideas-based, and getting stuck in whites becoming extinct or getting stuck in the idea that gays are somehow bad for society and all this shit is going to split the right and lose us the election.
Okay, so those are the objections.
And that's kind of what I was curious about because I don't think that anybody is saying that we're preserving our race because we believe our race is better.
I think the whole idea is, and you're pretty into fashion, so I think you kind of understand what I'm saying in this analogy, is that when we look at a country, a country is there's people that wear the country the best, and that's usually the founding stock of the country.
So I would actually include African Americans in this who wears America sort of thing, because they're the ones that culturally create it, whatever.
And it doesn't matter where the immigrants are from.
It seems like in most cases, they generally aren't conservative.
And when they are conservatives, they're more of a let's conserve the Constitution type of thing rather than let's conserve Western civilization, let's conserve Western values and things like that.
So to me, I've always been concerned about that.
And the other thing you said about gays being bad for society, I mean, I think that's pretty self-explanatory considering the AIDS epidemic, considering all the other things that you've actually said about gay people in the past.
So that's where I'm curious about.
But what about conservative gays, conservative blacks, conservative Hispanics?
Well, I look at people like Rob Smith.
I think that's a perfect example of like somebody who's going to be going out there and saying, well, if you have a problem with me having anal sex with my male partner, then you don't have a place in the conservative movement.
It's the current year.
We've got to move forward.
So, you know what I mean?
I mean, it's just kind of this way.
And this tends to be how gays work.
Me and Brandon Stracha got into it big time on the internet.
He actually supported me getting fired because I said that most gay people that I've met were narcissistic.
Chadwick Moore knows about this.
I mean, like, it's just the things that are going on right now, it seems like with gay conservatives, is they're complicit in cancel culture when it doesn't serve their interests.
Milo, obviously.
I like Milo.
Lots of people are complicit in cancel culture when it doesn't.
What's your name or your first name?
Where are you from?
Joseph Enders.
I host Far Right or Far Wrong on YouTube.
I'm from Chicago.
Ah, okay.
Yeah, you know, Pat Buchanan said who would assimilate better, a thousand Englishmen or a thousand Zulus?
And he took a lot of flack for that.
But he was right.
A thousand Englishmen would adhere much better than a thousand Zulus.
And yes, the left importing Hispanics just to get DNC votes is going to change this country and could change this country permanently if they only started giving citizenship to illegals to the tune of 50, 100 million.
We're already at 30 million.
it's conceivable.
I just think the gay thing is, But otherwise, these are traps the left lays out for us.
The reason they pushed Pete Buttigig is so you'd call him a faggot, and then you could be the bigot, and that's the end of the debate.
There's merit to all of these arguments, but we're getting stuck in the mud with them.
Talking about Israel all the time and the money that goes there.
Focus on bringing our troops home as opposed to, you know, what's it called, BDS?
It's a matter of priorities is what I'm saying.
Yeah, the boycotting Israeli products.
Oh, like I said, I think that there's plenty of grounds for criticizing Israeli actions and stuff like that.
I don't necessarily think that there's any warrants for an unjustified hatred for Jewish people or anything like that.
I don't think there's a problem with pointing out the power that prominent left-wing secular Jews have in the media and entertainment, though.
I mean, it's no doubt that these people are in charge of these institutions.
I don't think it's wrong to point out that giving an annual loan of $3.8 billion only to forgive it so they don't have to pay it back every year is a great way to give aid.
It's not how we give aid to other countries.
I mean, you know, so I look at these different things and I feel like these are okay arguments to have.
I think they're okay to bring up.
And I think that it's a very important thing to bring up, especially when we have this new bill that like, what was it?
I can't remember his name.
Donald Trump, sorry, I do remember his name, Donald Trump signed, where he was saying that campus anti-Semitism, they're now considered a nationality and an ethnicity and all these things.
And now they're going to use all these hate speech laws and hate crimes against them.
And, you know, I just look at things like that, and that kind of makes me worry about the future of conservatives and if they actually do care about free speech as much as you do.
Right.
Well, he was trying to prevent BDS and secular Jews turned against him and even made that anti-Semitic.
But look, it's all a matter of priorities.
Racial identity politics and bitching about Israel has its say, but it's not what our focus should be right now.
Our focus should be winning 2020, minimizing the government, and not wasting our time with this petty infighting.
If there's one thing the left has always had over the right, it's unity.
They'll take any Tom, Dick, and Harry to a fault.
Like, I think they regret inviting trans aboard because they're realizing now how mentally ill they all are.
Disproportionately.
But we have the opposite problem.
We're constantly nitpicking.
Like, Ben Shapiro and I probably wouldn't get along at a party, but he's got a lot of merit.
He's got a lot to say.
He's got a lot to do to help wake up young people to the dangers of the government.
That's all I care about right now.
When we gain more traction, we can be more divisive.
And I guess my question to that is at what point do we view these people that are doing these negative things, including Ben Shapiro, who's lied about Milo Yiannopoulos, who lies, who straw man Nick Fuentis when he was describing him, saying that he wanted him dead or all these other things when he's clearly being satirical and joking around.
And Sebastian Gorica saying that he should be banned from Twitter, partaking in cancel culture once again.
I mean, I see these things and I'm just like, should we be getting behind these people?
Or should we be just because they bring in some more conservatives?
Or are we just going to let them get away with this sort of thing?
And I guess that's what I'm asking.
And I don't think there's a reason to have a problem with the gripers for pointing that out.
Yeah, well, you got to, your priorities should be different.
Ben Shapiro should be at the bottom of your hit list.
Anyway, this is getting tedious.
I like you more than a friend.
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Thanks for calling.
Point's tiring talking to Groipers, isn't it?
Well, I could tell he was one.
He was like a Groiper because they talk very fast because Nick talks very fast.
I just watched a show the other day.
And yeah, I mean, that's a guy that if you listen to for a long time, you're going to be talking really fast.
I mean, there's a lot of things you could talk about, but you know, a lot of guys he's going to be doing a lot of things can't be doing.
It kind of speeds you up a little bit, but.
All right, do we got another caller?
Yep.
I'm trying to.
So this guy was muted.
Gator boy, I want you here.
Why'd you mute him then?
Because he wasn't talking, and then he made me look like it was my fault.
Okay.
And then I had to patch the other guy through just to show that.
Gator Boy.
All right, Gator.
Yeah, your second chance, bro.
Second chance.
Sorry.
Hey, his name is Sean.
Sean, talk to us, please.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, I had a question.
I'm down with your opinion that trans folks are mentally ill-gays, but now I'm dealing with it with my teenage stepdaughter.
And I have no idea what to fucking do because the whole mentally ill-gay angle just doesn't work with family.
Right.
Man, you got a problem, dude.
Fuck yeah, I do.
How long have you been in her life?
Since she was about a year old.
So it's your daughter?
Well, she lives with her single drunken fucking bar hopping father.
But yeah, she spends every summer and every Christmas and every spring holiday with us.
So yeah, more or less.
Oh, I see.
So that's different.
Wow, that's a real mess.
And how old is she?
14.
I mean, it's hard enough.
So she just hit high school and she just did the whole, oh, I'm rebelling and I'm going to cut my tits off, you know, because I can't be like my parents.
Yeah, part of me says, you know, don't rock the boat.
You're going to lose her like that guy in Texas did.
But on the other hand, you got to die with your boots on, you know, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
So you just have to, I don't see how you cannot tell her that there's only two genders and she should, before she does something drastic like cut her tits off, try being gay.
Try being an 18-year-old gay for a while.
You can't get a tattoo till you're 18.
You can't drink till you're 21, but you can remove parts of your body when you're 14.
Maybe introduce her to the TERF movement, where these lesbians are saying, stop massacring women based on the misunderstanding that they're just men trapped in a woman's body.
Maybe another thing you could do is tell her, that's what the radical jihadists do in Saudi Arabia.
They make you get a sex change so they can keep their gay numbers at zero and say, no, that's not a gay, that's a woman.
Well, I mean, that's interesting, but I hate to gamble with somebody else's life, you know?
I mean, I've been fired for saying the fucking wage gap was bullshit.
But that's me I'm gambling with.
Well, what are your options here when you think about it?
It's either sit back and let her cut her tits off or try to stop her.
Yeah, so far I've been bet with stonewalling for try to stop her.
Stoned all the angle to try to get in.
Can you believe the fucking mess they've left for us?
Like I was just arguing with a groiper for what seemed like 100 years about Israel paying back their loans.
And I'm like, I'm a little more interested in a father not being able to prevent his daughter from self-mutilation.
Yep.
Yep.
I mean, we're already dealing with her fucking dad buying her these fucking binding bras.
Oh, yeah, binding.
She already cut off her fucking hair.
And she's 14.
14.
Yep.
What do they call that?
Sudden onset, you know, mental gayness or something?
Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.
My only advice for you is to tell her to wait, introduce her to trans-exclusionary radical feminist TERFs, and point out to her that she has the same ideology that radical sexist jihadists have.
That's an interesting angle.
You got to speak to them in their own language.
Yeah, I tried to, I mean, I don't know how to approach a 14-year-old and say, you know, hey, you know, wait and see how much power the tits give you with men and women, but, you know.
Yeah, that's another problem.
Lesbians grow up and they go, oh, I'm not a dude, I'm a lesbian.
And part of being a woman and being attractive to other lesbians is being woman-shaped.
And instead, you go up to this woman and you have this huge scar here.
Like, imagine you're gay and you go home with your boyfriend and you're looking at this massacred penis.
You go, actually, dicks are a big part of it for me.
All right.
Thanks for calling me.
Yeah.
All right.
Thanks, man.
Cheers.
You got to be ready to.
Did you see that list?
No?
This is the list you keep talking about?
Yeah.
What is it now?
It's the best gifts for your transgender loved ones.
Pendant necklace, which is just like three hours.
Arrows pointing all over the place.
This is the binder he's talking about.
This hides your breast, kind of.
See, isn't this teaching shame?
Yeah, hide yourself.
And this goes back to us talking about them being Puritans.
Like they used to say women had to hide their ankles and stuff, or they had to hide table legs because the table legs were too voluptuous.
Hidden candy boutique tucking gaff.
So it hides your genitalism.
But it's more than that.
It's a trans femme-owned and operated venture providing high-quality tucking gaffes.
Prefer not to have a visible bulge.
Gaffs worn like thong panties.
This can't be good for your junk.
No, no, no.
But what does hidden candy mean?
Your penis is the candy in this analysis?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You have hidden candy.
Yikes.
Chest binder.
There's another binder.
This is stealth bros and original.
This is a fashionable way to store your hormone replacement therapy medication.
What?
Yeah.
And then this is underwear or something.
Maybe he should buy her a sexy pair of undies.
That sounds suitable.
Yeah.
Merry Christmas.
Flat and flawless ultimate scar cream.
Can't make this.
What's that for?
Is that for after you cut your tits off?
Yeah.
For the boy friend who can finally flaunt their new chest that they've removed.
Isn't that gru?
It's gruesome.
Wait, what's the watch?
Just a watch.
What's that got to do with trends?
Because I was a woman 10 minutes ago.
Now I don't know what the fuck I am.
It's this long until I have another nervous breakdown.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Each purchase is donated to fight, to protect the environment.
Focus on suicide prevention and more.
Well, I got a great way to prevent suicide.
Better donate to suicide prevention.
A great way to prevent suicide?
Don't cut your tits and dick off.
That's a great way.
For the beauty lover.
Just makeup.
For the beauty lover, date somebody else.
For the friendship.
Trans guy supply.
Oh, this is so they can pee standing up.
Yeah.
So you put that on your vagina and then it comes out the hole.
I'm not putting that on my vagina.
Fuck that.
For the guy whose dick keeps dropping.
This is teen vogue, by the way.
For the guy whose dick keep dropping out of the toilet, into the toilet.
But men go poo.
It's not like you only try sitting down to use the toilet when you've decided you're a girl and you have to sit down to pee.
What's more ridiculous?
Everything on this list and this article or the fact that it's teen vogue.
Wait a minute.
Go back.
Get your Joey Faded Trans Flag Classic.
Have you ever had your prosthetic?
Oh, your prosthetic pecker fall in the toilet.
Oh my.
What problems?
While peeing, yes, it happens.
Then you might want to consider packing alternatives.
A Joey from Get Your Joey is just that.
How does it work?
A Joey is a fabric pouch that holds a silicon prosthetic, which is then attached to underwear either by a safety pin or magnet.
You always have a hard time with that thing, though.
Oh, man, that poor caller and his stepdaughter.
What an absolute fucking mess.
Jessica Yanev in the waiting room of a hospital, and then also a guy walks in, a trans woman walks in with a dildo boner, and she's like, I've had an erection for over four hours.
It's actually since I got my penis.
How about the world they've created for us where men are going into wax places to have their vagina waxed, even though it's a penis involves?
Hey, you know, what are you going to do?
Let's bitch about Israel.
I think that's all the crazy ones here that are.
All right.
Do we have more calls?
We do.
Election in India.
I can tell that you're going to be all into this.
What's up, Yardik Doc?
Keyhole Jelly.
Keyhole Jelly.
Hey, Indian man.
This is Tom.
I'm an Arctic Indian, but I'm talking about the situation over there.
I don't know if you read about the recent citizenship law that's just come into effect there, which says that any refugees from the neighboring countries can live in India as long as they're not Muslim.
So there's been a bit of controversy about that, because some people think that this goes against India's secularism, and other people think, well, India is a Hindu country and should preserve its own demographics.
And it's interesting that this sort of has a lot in common with what we have going on in the Western world.
I was wondering if you had any thoughts about that.
Look at the war in Kathwari that goes on every day with Indian police getting shot at.
I mean, they already had their civil war.
India circumcised itself and said, here, you get the foreskin.
It's called Pakistan.
All the Hindus left this new country, and they're still murdering on a daily basis.
In fact, the Muslims in Pakistan are killing Muslims.
And you think, okay, we've got to sort of nip this in the bud because it's do or die.
And I think Westerners would rather die than be seen as bigots.
But Indians are a little more pragmatic.
And so, yeah, that's what you got to do.
Yeah, that's true.
And it's interesting to see how people are reacting to it in the Western world because it's sort of, it does, it does have a lot in common with our issues, which, you know, I think for many people in the Western world, we have the debate between, you know, when we're bringing in immigrants to think whether, well, on the one hand, everyone is equal and we don't want to be discriminatory in terms of different people.
On the other hand, demographics do have some effect and they do matter.
So it's interesting to see how the handling affects us in the Western world.
How do you muster the energy to give a flying fuck about India?
Well, I actually lived there for a few years when I was younger.
My parents were a diplomat.
I used to live in India for a short time, so I still read about it quite a bit.
I don't know.
Every time I read about a mudslide over there or something, I just go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, definitely love that.
Thanks for calling.
I like you more than a friend.
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