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Dec. 20, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #26 - CONSPIRACY THEORIES
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with David McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with David McInnes.
I think I'm becoming a barbecue chips guy more than salt and vinegar.
I think I may be abandoning my lifelong pattern that goes even into my parents of being a salt and vinegar chip person, which probably comes from being British.
But I don't know.
There's like you get those fancy salt and vinegar chips that are really thick that you get at Trader Joe's, and it's just so intense.
It's like biting into salt wafers or something, like the body of Christ dipped in sea salt.
It's big chunks of sea salt.
Why are they trying to reinvent it?
So then you go, all right, stop it.
You guys are getting too ambitious.
I'll just have Lays.
Yeah, those are the ones I'm talking about.
They've got like a Hawaiian vibe.
It's a Hawaiian vibe.
Way too much.
And then you get the Lays, cheap ones, but they just sort of vanish on your tongue.
And you feel kind of gross after.
They're so cheap and shitty.
Now, but then Lay's barbecue, I don't know, you get a nice little dose of flavor, you get your salt fix.
I had a theory for a while that alcoholics like salty food because they like to make themselves thirsty.
Because subliminally, they've noticed they get more beer when they get more salt.
So the same way bartenders will put out salty snacks, drunks will put out salty snacks for themselves.
Interesting.
What are they falling for?
Anyway, this is going to be the conspiracy theory show.
We got InfoWars coming in, Infowars.com.
We're going to talk to Owen Schroyer, who was recently arrested for interrupting the impeachment hearings.
That's about all we're going to say about the impeachment hearings.
I'm sorry if you guys are coming here expecting me to say stuff about it.
I couldn't give less of a shit.
All the impeachment means is that the DNC hates Trump.
Yeah, so do the Republicans.
Who didn't know that?
But because we got Owen on, I think it's fun to talk about conspiracy theories because I'm getting more radical in my old age.
And things I used to laugh off, I now consider.
Like truthers, I don't think that there was explosives in the I-beams and blah, blah, blah.
Two planes went trains.
Two planes, trains, and automobiles went into the World Trade Center.
That's why they collapsed.
And it was jihadi terrorists.
I'm not wavering on that.
But I'm kind of open to the possibility that Bush was kind of aware and thought it might have been a good move for him to allow it to happen.
I don't know.
Me no, no.
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So, yeah, this is the conspiracy theory episode.
Not too sweet.
I like that about a cookie.
I wanted to start out.
Shoot.
Did I not even send you my notes yet?
I think you did, yeah.
Starts out with Toka?
Yep.
Did I print them out?
Can you grab those for me again?
I numbered them.
No, I didn't number them all.
Sorry.
What a shit show.
God dude, it's proof.
I can't believe Bill Bird didn't call in for your show.
So for your 100th show.
Maybe he'll call in today.
That'd be cool.
I mean.
Tony Soprano would have been cool, too.
Yeah.
Who else didn't call?
But he all did and shit.
Buzz Lightyear was waiting in the wings.
Could get to him.
I didn't think you'd be happy about that.
We had Caesar from 90 Day Fiancé.
We had Joe Rogan.
John Lithgow.
Louis C.K., he didn't call in.
Bill Schultz didn't call in.
John Taffer of today and regularly on the show.
Gordon Ramsey.
I love all those guys.
I love all those guests.
All right, so this was funny the other night.
And this show is going to be a little less funny than our usual shows.
But this was an absolutely savage.
I can't say that word without thinking of that band BBQT, who barbecutie, who were kicked off their label for having a song called Savage, because that might be offensive to First Nations in Canada.
Hey, you know what else I just heard the other day?
Oh, this maybe should have gone in our special 19 Most Clown World Moments of 2019.
Two drywall guys, which is a trade that doesn't pay very well, but is really hard to do.
I'm always impressed when I see good drywall.
Or what do they call it here in America?
Speckleboard.
What do you call drywall in America?
Drywall.
Really?
To my knowledge?
Yeah, I've always heard drywall.
Maybe we call it something different in Canada.
They're on a plane, and they were having a private conversation, and they were overheard using the word Eskimo.
Which is barely a bad word.
I guess you're supposed to say Inuit, but it's no N-word.
In fact, you look at any old cartoon and it's Eskimo.
A lot of people have no idea it's bad.
Like Wiley, the rapper, he calls himself an Eskimo boy, an Eskimo girl.
I make Eskibitz.
Remember that?
Eskibitz, yeah.
Fired for saying Eskimo in a private conversation.
I thought Eskimo was fine.
Nope.
It's evil.
I didn't know it was evil.
And savage, yes, it has been used in a negative connotation, but so has a lot of words.
So is the word dick.
Dick sometimes is someone's name, and sometimes it means jerk.
If you're singing about a guy named Richard, it's fine to say the word dick.
If you're singing, calling yourself a savage and not mention Indians anywhere in the song, that's all my kids say.
You're a noob.
One will say you're a noob, the other say, no, I'm a savage.
You're a noob.
Back and forth, back and forth.
And they're Indians.
All right.
Check out this fry.
This deep fry of Joe Scarborough that Tucker did this week.
You know what they say about cockroaches applies just as consistently to democratic talking points.
Can you flip it or something weird?
Woo-hoo!
Maybe even keep it at a slight angle.
Okay.
Oh, the hoops we have to jump.
No, that's not.
I don't think that.
I meant like distort.
Yeah, like that.
Let's try that.
It's actually kind of fun.
Never just one.
This is like the Terminator.
We're at war with computers.
We're trying to fool the computers that we're not there.
Shh.
Always ducking under some laser tripwire or something.
Consistently to Democratic talking points.
There's never just one.
When you hear a Democrat use a particular line of attack, you're going to be absolutely certain his colleagues will be in.
It was timestamped, shit lips.
Not the one that I got.
You sure?
No, yeah.
Positive.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
Go into the middle.
Okay.
No, that's right.
But you want to wait till you see the founding fathers.
Yeah, somewhere on there.
So why are Democrats suddenly telling you the opposite of that?
Well, because that's what the left does.
They don't simply lie, they invert the truth.
Whatever they claim you did is exactly what they themselves are doing.
This is true.
We can think of a few examples, but here's one.
Do you remember the hysteria over, quote, family separation?
People on cable news were deeply upset about it at the time.
His calculated cruel separation of young children from their parents at the Mexico border?
Ripping babies from mother's arms at the border.
That only makes evangelicals love him even more.
It's too late.
It's yours.
You've done it.
And there are babies who are hurting right now, and that won't end.
Did he just say that Trump separating families makes evangelicals love him more?
Yeah, that's quite the claim.
That's pretty rich.
We're looking for the kind of president that separates families.
That's where we are with our Christianity.
That's how Christian we are.
We're an offshoot of the black Hebrew Israelites.
And there's one evangelical family out there that's like, hmm, he knows.
He's right.
And that trauma is permanent.
For these parents that are separated from their children, this is a humanitarian crisis.
His administration's very hideous and unpopular policy to separate migrant families from their children at the southern border.
Man, you could just feel the passion there.
If there's one thing Joe Scarborough won't count, it's not a judging man, but if there's one thing, politics aside, That Joe considers just totally immoral and wrong, it's separating families.
We call them old-fashioned, but Joe just doesn't believe in that.
It's not how he was raised.
Breaking up that sacred unit, two parents, husband and wife, raising their kids together.
Anyone who would do that, and Joe, again, doesn't want to be judgmental here, but sometimes it's hard not to be.
That's how passionate he feels about it.
Anyone who would break up and separate a family, says Joe Scarborough, is beneath contempt.
The lowest of the low.
Disgusting.
As Joe's third wife put it so aptly, family separation is simply calculated and cruel.
It's just not something decent people do.
Just so you know.
That's great.
Victor David.
And you know what's great about that too is all these people who get divorced are so oblivious to what they've done and to their kids.
Like Andy Richter, I don't know why he sticks in my cross so much, but he's always talking about the babies at the border.
And you think, you just got divorced.
Your kids were young.
Your divorce tells your kids that love isn't real.
And then all he talks about now is his dogs.
Like so much love for the doggies.
And you'll notice, too, when people get divorced, they always talk about how, well, it's better now.
I mean, I can hang out with my friends more and I have time to myself.
And we divide it up and me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
It's never the kids.
By the way, you want to know what my Fortune cookie said?
A person who is not wise simply becomes...
A person is not...
A person is not wise simply because one talks a lot.
Hey!
I did not.
That's hilarious.
That's kind of a dick movie.
Do you think I wrote that in there?
Yeah, I do.
I'm not on the committee for cookie writing.
Well, if Asians aren't writing them, who's writing them?
Conspiracy.
Oh, it's the conspiracy theory episode.
Ancient Chinese conspiracy.
They're making the frogs gay.
They're making the fortune cookies wrong and insulting.
Alex Jones is so nuts that he thinks that women taking birth control is adding a lot of estrogen to the water supply, especially in certain areas.
And that's affecting amphibians because they're very sensitive to estrogen in the water supply.
And it's making more female amphibians, including frogs.
Okay.
Now I've heard everything.
Woo, woo, woo.
Don't.
Don't do that.
Oh, you are going to do that for that.
Okay.
So I was looking up Joe Scarborough after that.
Did you know his intern died mysteriously?
Now, these are all rumors, but it's the conspiracy theory episode.
This is our InfoWars episode.
And he had an intern.
What was her name here?
Laurie Clausudis.
Is that her name?
Clausudis.
Is she a Clausodus homosexual?
Laurie Claucidus is dead now.
It's not really clear how she died.
Joe has been accused of having a sexual relationship with this woman, although he was married to, I assume, his first wife.
And she mysteriously died, just dropped dead on her desk.
On her desk at work?
Yep.
What?
Kind of like I do every time you fuck up.
Well, she must have been old.
Yeah.
She was an old 20-year, in her late, late 20s.
What was Trump saying?
Is this...
So now that Matt Lauer is gone, when will fake news practitioners at NBC be terminating the contract of Phil Griffin?
And will they terminate low ratings Joe Scarborough based on the unsolved mystery in quotation marks?
That's pretty big that took place in Florida years ago?
Investigate.
Usually when someone like Trump says something like that, they have some extra dirt.
So this story gets weirder and weirder.
She had some weird sort of arrhythmic heart thing, and then she died when her head hit the table.
What was her table made of?
A bed of nails?
Was her table just a giant vat of boiling butric acid?
Anyway, go down.
That'd be a terrible table.
Yeah, I don't want that table.
If you're thinking of sending me any of the tables, anything like the tables she had, please don't.
Or ottomans or chairs or anything?
Nothing like that.
No.
It's regular furniture.
Cardiac arrhythmia causing her to fall and hit her head on a desk leading to her death.
It's a hell of a tumble.
Leading to her death.
That's a Jeffrey Epstein-level tumble.
Okay, keep going down.
So this gets weirder and weirder.
Keep scrolling.
It's a list of five.
Two, she was active in her faith.
Wait, no, no.
Well, once worked for Young Republicans group.
Okay, that's normal.
Three, the assistant medical examiner was found to have stored hundreds of body parts in a storage unit years later.
So this was the guy on the case who said, oh, she just hit her head.
And now we find out he's some sort of sociopath, Jeffrey Dahmer type, who stores body parts?
They don't keep very well, do they?
You put like a finger in some vinegar and just have that in a storage warehouse?
Storage wars, world star.
Her husband held a job.
You notice heavy.com doesn't really always choose the five most important things.
Klaus had several pairs of shoes.
That's more important.
That's more important than the body part.
Her husband worked with the Air Force.
Yeah, I figured.
What?
She's in Washington?
that's pretty normal.
Katrina Emerson was banned from appearing on the, So Joe Scarborough, unbeknownst to radical rightists like me, I see him as a lefty, but I guess he's considered a Republican.
And so he got attacked by the Daily Coast dude, Marco Metzamutzalazios.
That's in that article.
You don't have to go Google it.
I was going to look at his face.
Really ugly guy.
And yeah, he started talking about the scandal of this girl.
And then Scarborough said, you're calling me a murderer.
You're extending your credibility to someone who regularly suggests that I'm a murderer.
Well, let's just look into it.
Can we look into stuff, please?
You know what I mean?
It's like what Trump's accusation with the impeachment was.
He said, Joe Biden, huh?
So his son got, what, 50 grand a month for some mining deal, this is like the least kind of attractive face you can have for a woman.
Like, this is, if women had to tell you the least kind of attractive person, it's this kind of a face.
Oh, I see.
I thought you were saying he kind of looks like a kind of a trans woman.
He kind of does, though.
Like, there is some trans in there, and that's part of why women find him so attractive, unattractive.
Looks like a wormy man.
That's all.
Look at that.
He just exudes beta.
Look at his skinny little arms.
Anyway, he was on this case.
And yes, sorry, get back to Trump.
So part of the impeachment scandal was him being accused of saying to Ukraine, I'm going to hold back on some money unless you investigate Joe Biden's son and this strange mining deal that involved him getting tons of money.
What's the hell's the matter with that?
And also, the money that he was going to give to Ukraine would be used for military weapons.
Arming to Ukraine is a giant fuck you to Russia.
Why are we poking that bear again?
Why are we just shoving Russia around?
What you going to do, bitch?
I just gave your neighbor a gun, bitch.
Ow, that hurt my finger.
That sounded painful.
And I have some more gossip, some more conspiracy theories.
Apparently, like John Kerry's son, stepson, and Hunter Biden both were part of this massive multi-billion dollar hedge fund, where if you were getting your normal dividends as a member of the hedge fund, it would totally dwarf like by 20 times this whole $50,000 a month that Biden was getting from the mining thing.
So yeah, Ukraine, do examine this more.
We think there's a lot more under the rocks.
Where are all the journalists?
I'm not a journalist.
I'm retired.
I come into the studio.
I like to go to my local pub in Midtown and we just barf this out, rapping about the news.
Hang out with my little underling.
I like to go to my loco pub because it's crazy and Mexican as hell.
Hello?
But, you know, you young people out there, you should be getting on a plane, finding out about this.
You should be as good as David Shortel, who shows up at Roger Stone's house 15 minutes before the SWAT team show up based on a hunch.
There's no in-between with these journalists, right?
They're either totally useless or the greatest king of stakeouts in the history of stakeouts.
Although Owen Troyer, who we'll have on the show soon, is a good example of someone who's out there doing stuff, getting involved, screaming at Congress.
I think that's his charge.
His actual charge is like interrupting Congress or something like that.
Me and my notes, my crumpled up pieces of paper here.
Where did I write it down?
I think he says it here.
Thank you.
Don't bother.
Okay, okay.
And by the way, Joe Biden told a whole audience that he was withholding money from Ukraine until they dropped an investigation, I believe involving his son.
So this Quid Pro Crow thing was cool when Hunter Biden did it.
I mean, when Joe Biden did it, not when Trump did it.
Anyway, journalists, get off your ass.
Tell me more.
Whatever happened to Vegas, too?
That story's just gone.
500 people die or 500 people get shot and we don't know what the hell happened there?
That is the weirdest story of the year.
Or here's another weird one that's been bugging me all week and we've been getting some angry emails.
So the black Hebrew Israelites shot up a store.
Yes, I think that's true.
I'm not denying that.
I'm not saying it's a false flag or anything like that.
But the part I cannot get through my head is that on the way to a hate crime, they shot and killed a detective in a cemetery.
Like that's right out of an action movie.
And you hear, I have a New York Times login.
You don't?
Maybe you should have maybe handled this at some point.
I did, but I ran out.
No, I have a login.
Oh.
Anyway, it is so weird that someone on their way to a hate crime would have a totally unrelated shooting where they shoot a detective.
And here's the other weird thing about that.
In the New York Times, it just sort of treated as, it just gets a little paragraph, a sliver of a paragraph.
That's your story.
Hey, for the first time ever, on the way to a mass shooting, there was a cop killed.
Totally unrelated.
What?
It's sort of like Proud Boys when they would say, they'd say, oh, it's a white supremacist group.
Really?
What about the black members?
Oh, they have internalized self-hatred and they are sabotaging themselves.
They want to be destroyed.
And to that, I go, well, that's your story.
Like, go talk to this black guy who goes to these things where he is where he's now you're distracting me because you're not on fucking the New York Times.
If you're not paying your bills with your email, why the fuck do you not have a subscription to a newspaper we talk about on a daily basis?
I did.
No, you didn't.
You got a stupid trial.
You fucking blow money on a gold chain and then not get things you need for work.
It was $20 and it was silver, coated in fake gold.
All right.
Yeah, there it is.
Three crime scenes and six dead.
Three crime scenes?
That's what I want to know more about.
I'm not saying it wasn't a hate crime.
I'm not saying the black Hebrewites are not anti-Semitic.
I'm not saying they didn't target this Kosha Delhi.
But shouldn't the story be about for the first time ever we have a mass shooting that has a killing on the way to the mass shooting?
Anyway, that should be investigated more.
And then speaking of conspiracy theories that I'm getting dug deep into, I've been reading that our CIA director, our ex-CIA director Brennan converted to Islam.
Isn't that relevant?
Why isn't anyone talking about that?
This would be 1-7.
So you look it up on Snopes, which is left-wing and would.
Unsubstantiated rumor claims former CIA director John Brennan is a Muslim who converted to Islam while stationed in Saudi Arabia.
Right?
But you scroll down and they say unproven, which is their way of saying yes, because they don't want it to be true.
But why isn't anyone talking about that?
Again, this is all pretty conspiratorial, and I don't have hard evidence.
But oh, look, Beck is pretty reliable.
It is plausible.
Questions now have been raised about Obama's CIA nominee by an ex-FBI agent who claims that the nominee for the CIA, John Brennan, is an Islamic convert with decades-old connections to the most anti-American variant of the religion.
I will tell you, I don't know if this is true or not.
I will tell you that there is so much in John Brennan's background that should be questioned, that this is plausible.
Now, here's why, but here's what the problem is.
But this is what, this is like Alex Jones gets shit for being a conspiracy theorist.
Like, it's bad.
I want people conjecturing.
I don't want them saying rumors are facts.
I don't know if John Brennan is a Muslim.
I don't know what John Scarborough had anything to do with his intern.
I don't know why there was someone killed at a cemetery.
I don't know what happened in the Vegas shooting.
I like questions, though.
I like people being curious, trying to figure shit out.
Anyway, I'm off of a tangent.
Let's get to Owen Schroyer here.
What does it say?
What's the subhead?
The conspiracy site.
Oh yeah, this was fascinating.
The conspiracy site is largely banned from Twitter, but the host still managed to broadcast video of his stunt on his verified account.
Now, Owen was arrested for quote-unquote disrupting Congress.
He went to jail.
He's got a court date coming up.
And it's because he started screaming at Congress during this impeachment hearing, saying, you don't represent America.
I was actually very impressed with his adrenaline control.
I recently got kicked out of a courthouse in Colonial Williamsburg that was a recreation of this patriot who was being arrested for dealing with other patriots and promoting the revolution.
And I said, I'm not going to sit here.
I did the Animal House speech and was kicked out.
And my heart was pounding right before I did that.
My kids were there.
I didn't want to screw it up.
But his adrenaline control is really good.
Like, listen to what he says here.
We will hear 30-minute priest opening arguments from counsels for the majority and the minority.
Gary Nadler and the Democrat Party are committing treason against this country.
And you can gavel.
But he's the one committing crimes.
You are, Gary Nadler.
You're the one committing treason.
America's done with this.
America's sick of the treason committed by the Democrat Party.
Pretty eloquent, huh?
Mini room.
We're going to remove our vote.
We voted for Donald Trump, and they're going to remove it because they don't have it.
We'll never get the city to repeat this man.
We're seeking to Democrat treason.
We know we're committed to crime and only Trump.
Trump believes it.
I'm impressed.
Yeah.
So let's talk to Owen.
Oh, no, wait, wait.
Before we talk to Owen, though, isn't it interesting the way the New York Times, their first priority is to thwart the competition and make it about the fact that go to the New York Times thing.
InfoWars, the website founded by Alex Jones, that traffics in conspiracy theories has been largely banned by Apple, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube.
So you guys have already banned a lot of them.
Just ban Owen.
Get rid of him.
These are journalists, and their first priority is get rid of the competition.
But one of the site's personalities still managed to disrupt the House impeachment hearing on Monday using his verified Twitter, like verified.
You get what they're saying there?
Verified Twitter account to carry out a publicity stunt.
Yet Mr. Schroyer remains active.
They keep repeating it.
He remains active on Twitter where he has more than 120,000 followers.
The subtext there is that we got to get rid of him because he's too influential with his horrible lies.
You ban the other guys, ban him.
You can see these little code words like with Tommy Robinson, when they call him by his real name, that means I'm an activist and I secretly hate this guy and want him shut down.
When they call Antifa anti-fascist protesters, you know where their agenda is.
And when they talk about verified 120,000 followers previously banned, you know what they're really saying is remove this guy.
I don't like him.
So transparent.
Mark Dice had a good tweet about it where he said, of course, the New York Times' first priority is not information.
This is in the notes.
Oh, it doesn't have a time code on it.
Of course, instead of just reporting on Owen Schroer's protest, the impeachment hearing, the NT Times, I think his typo there, is calling for him to be banned from social media.
It's even in their tweet.
Like they make the call to have him banned, verified Twitter account, largely banned, is in their tweet.
In other words, Jack, get rid of this guy.
Anyway, we don't want you to get rid of this guy.
Let's get this guy on.
Let's get this guy on.
Owen, are you there, sir?
Gavin, is that Gavin McGinnis?
Breaking news, breaking news.
How did I end up here?
We're just talking about the New York Times.
An Infowars host disrupted the House impeachment hearing on Monday, streaming the stunt live using his verified Twitter account, even though the conspiracy site has been largely banned from the platform.
You can hear the activism in the way they write.
They don't.
If you want to call it that, I call it fascism.
Yeah, well, they're tattletales, right?
They want you banned.
Isn't that how Alex got...
Was Oliver Darcy?
Well, that's what they claimed in the Rogan podcast.
If you take their word for it, quite frankly, I don't.
I think they just don't like our politics, and they just used that as their excuse.
Yeah, because it's such a flimsy excuse.
Because of Twitter, Alex is able to harass Oliver Darcy.
I don't understand how the two are related.
No, it doesn't really add up.
And since when, I mean, Oliver Darcy's a grown man, I mean, he can't stand up for himself.
The mommy and daddy at Twitter have to say, oh, Alex Jones bad.
We'll put him in timeout.
Shame, shame.
I think that's really what's going on here.
Like when the Tommy Robinson trial was going on, Ezra Levant filmed him in the stairway because everyone could see him in the window and were screaming and yelling 5,000 people.
Sorry, 500 people.
And all the BBC would talk about is how that's technically contempt of court because you're using your phone in the court premises.
So they're trying to restrict information in the interests of thwarting the enemy, Ezra Levant.
Truth is secondary to revenge.
That's what you're getting here.
Well, and I think they may try to implement that here in the United States too, that whole not being allowed to even have a phone in these government hearings.
Now, it used to be you couldn't take a picture or record.
Now they just might say you can't have it because they know people are going to disobey that rule with the upcoming wave of activism that I think we're all sensing.
But it really just shows you how, and I was thinking about this earlier, Gavin.
Social media is obviously very important.
The internet's very important.
But really, it's important in the frame of perception.
And it's really all about perception on the internet.
Well, that still doesn't really equal reality.
There's still a bunch of people that will never be on Twitter in their life.
There's still a bunch of people that don't even get on the internet every day, as normal as it might be for the average American.
So social media is still more perception than reality.
But they know if they can rig that perception, they can also get away with rigging reality.
And that seems to be their formula right now to steal the election from America to stop Trump from getting reelected or to remove him from office.
Yeah, I'll make a fake America that's totally racist and bigoted and run by this white supremacist in the White House that won't be verified every time someone walks out of their front door.
But hopefully they won't do too much fraternizing and they won't see that I've made a completely fictional kingdom of hate.
It's bizarre.
Well, and I don't know if you've been seeing them lately, but they're getting crazier out there, Gavin.
The leftist protesters.
Oh, yeah.
Total and utter derangement syndrome.
Speaking of which, I was very impressed with your adrenaline control as you were being yanked out of that impeachment hearing.
Well, I'm pretty experienced at this point.
I guess you could call me a veteran of disrupting government activity if you want to say that.
But, you know, can I curse on your show?
Yes.
Fuck the government.
Yeah.
They can shove it up my ass.
I'm not going to sit down and let them destroy this country.
And you know what really angered me, Gavin, when you talk about the left creating this fiction of America, this fictional tale?
You know, that offends me to a certain level, but I can still stand here and represent the real America and correct the record.
But when Nancy Pelosi and these Democrats all of a sudden steal the American symbol today, claiming to be patriots, holding the Pledge of Allegiance now is something that they care about.
Oh, and now they're doing this all to get Trump.
That angers me to a whole nother level.
That's like a fan that talked trash on the team all year, sold their season tickets, said they're done, and then after they win the championship is the biggest fan in the world.
No, that's stealing the valor of the United States and stealing Patriots' message.
She also did that with Christianity, where she said, I'm a Catholic, I don't hate.
I sit and I pray for Trump every night.
So she's taking crosses and flags and hiding behind them when this whole thing is just about revenge, just like the verbiage verified Twitter account and largely banned.
I mean, all these things are dripping with the agenda.
And what is the problem with the New York Times and free speech here?
I mean, this is the free press.
I mean, and the New York Times is against it.
I mean, what does that tell you about the New York Times and how far it has fallen?
I think that should be a warning shot to all of America that they would get behind any censorship, no matter what they think of me.
But, you know, it's the New York Times that's causing violence in this country.
If anybody should be shut down, it's the New York Times.
They're the ones lying about America, lying about Trump, going along with this fake impeachment scam, lying about Trump supporters.
So they're the ones that are causing violence in this country.
And for them to project that onto us, again, it's dripping with agenda.
It's exactly what the Nazis did.
And I'm learning this too, Gavin.
When you start to aim the leftist chance back at them, like they used to do this, ah, auntie, auntie, fa-shi, sta.
Have you ever heard that one?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You haven't heard it lately because I gave it right back to them.
They don't do it anymore.
You notice that?
So I've decided I'm going to start bullhorning these people.
I'm going to say, you're Nazis.
Nazis go home.
Nazis go home.
And they'll quit using it because when we use it, it has truth to power.
So they love to steal our logos and steal our images and steal our likeness.
But we can steal their chance, use them against them, and then they actually work and shuts them down.
Yeah, and I've noticed they get apoplectic when it comes to doing that.
Like when you call them Nazis after they're calling you a Nazi.
And I think it's because they put all their eggs in the Nazi basket.
So everything revolves around the right is bigots and Nazis are bad.
And then when you go, no, actually, you're resembling a Nazi a lot more with your fascist thought control.
They just go, well, that can't be because all my money's on the swastika.
You put that on me, I'm broke.
Yeah, like we should just, I hate Nazis.
Like, I hate Nazis.
I hate Nazis.
They'll be like, what?
It'll be like major malfunction, like the fembots at the end of Austin Powers.
They'll be like tweaking out.
They're like, yes, down Nazi, down Nazi.
Like, oh, Nazi scum.
Oh, impeachment.
I've seen it happen.
So I noticed that you're in New York.
You're yelling at Different headquarters now.
Are you going to continue this with your armored vehicle driving around the country screaming at people?
Well, I mean, you know, it's a loud PA system.
I try to keep my voice at a decent volume, but you know, it does reverberate amongst the tall buildings.
Yeah, I think that the informally called the Infowars battle tank will be hauling a tyranny response team around the United States of America.
There's some other things we need to figure out and work on.
I won't release those plans just yet.
But, you know, it was so effective and really a lot of fun, too, that we absolutely got to take that thing on the road.
I mean, 2020 is going to be so important, and getting support for Trump out in the third dimension is going to be important because we know they're trying to stymie that in the internet dimension.
Yes, too true.
Well, that thing is badass, and we're very impressed with your screaming and your yelling.
And thanks for coming on the show.
Absolutely.
Hey, if we bring it back up to New York, will you get in it with me?
With beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Nice.
I like you more than a friend.
We'll see you in New York.
Bye.
We'll be right back.
Oh, that looked kind of De Niro's sexual.
Oh.
No, this is De Niro.
This is De Niro kicking the shit out of someone.
Have you seen their armored truck that he's talking about?
That they're driving all over the country?
Sexy as hell.
Screaming at people.
Ban him.
Ban this guy.
This is what I mean about the gray police.
They don't want color.
I want color.
What about Sandy Hook?
Seven years ago.
Yes, that was bad.
You got him.
What the hell was that behind them?
Launching into the air.
I didn't see anything.
To the top left?
Is that smoke or fuck?
What the hell?
That's pretty badass.
Isn't it cool?
Yeah.
I want one.
It's not very aerodynamic to have a flap that sticks up.
And that's another one!
A man of target is...
People don't get the humor in what Alex Jones does.
They don't see that he's fun.
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What roast are we on today?
The light roast.
Light roast?
Yeah.
Just a light roast where you say you have kind of a lot of spider veins on your ankles.
It's not the end of the world.
Do you covefe?com?
What's the URL?
Well, it's doyucofefe.com.
Do youcafefe.com?
C-O-V-F-E-F-E.
All right, so we want to give away this thing, but we should announce.
We should announce the callers.
Yes.
I hate alerts you get on your phone about the weather.
If it's not going to be a hurricane, then don't tell me it's going to rain soon.
I got one too.
Be aware of puddles.
Oh my gosh, it's going to snow for three hours.
It's over a centimeter.
We're canceling the schools.
Schools, all extracurricular activities are canceled because we don't want to get sued.
This is the problem with this day and age.
It's a pussy nation.
We've become totally pussified.
And when you see stuff from the 80s, the movies that we showed a clip the other day of Pee-Wee at an awards ceremony getting in a fight with RoboCop where he shot up into the sky and was hanging on the rafters of the venue.
That was the 80s.
It had balls.
Even punk rock wasn't all politically correct.
There was offensive bands there, too.
Okay.
Taking Collins.
Have you put this out on your stuff?
Nope.
Okay, this is my telegram.
It's kind of a weird thing.
But what's the number again?
718.
Yes, 718.
No need to be funny.
409.
400.
I have 499.
That's not right.
Well, that's what we listed in the free CBD thing.
Give them the wrong number, I guess.
What the hell?
I'm seeing 400.
Hold hold on a second.
No, no, it's not.
718-400-6959.
Huh, it's the wrong number.
Sure is.
Wonder who's responsible for that?
I think we know.
Alright, let's just say the first caller gets the box.
Okay.
Now how are you gonna contact me?
We have to give away two, actually.
Oh, okay.
First two callers.
Um so here I go.
Hold on.
So I'm sending that out on Telegram.
And then I go to my other Island of Misfit Toys social media and I put it on parlor.
By the way, I've already told you that we've had to change the name, right?
We're not free speech.tv anymore.
It's censored.tv.
Notice the bug.
Now, I don't know if you can do that if you can do that thing that Baba Booye does where you say stay on the line.
Oh, stealth Lloyd.
Lloyd.
We got two.
We got colors.
That's cool.
I mean, this might be our two right here.
Okay, let's see what we got.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
How are you?
Not too shabby.
How you doing?
Pretty good.
Calling in about the change of the name?
Uh-huh.
And I think you guys could have done a better job than censored TV.
All right.
Well, thank you very much for your input.
I appreciate the call.
Really looking for tips there.
You could have, instead of, you guys could have just changed it to freezepeach.tv.
That's a good idea.
Thank you for your call.
Ryan, I said thank you for your call.
Oh, we're not going to give it to him?
No, because he's a critic.
When I say thank you for your call, hang up the goddamn motherfucking phone.
Back page, any luck.
Back page, any luck.
Hello.
I'm talking about the general election.
We're just happy, very happy over here in the UK that Boris Samson won the election.
Yeah, why does everyone say that this is going to be the end of the NHS?
What are they talking about?
Fucking nonsense.
Fucking Jeremy Corbyn, the communist leader of the Labour Party, has convinced every retard in this country that the NHS has been sold to a bunch of pharmaceutical companies in the U.S. Just nonsense.
It's just a made-up thing?
100% made up.
So there was this negotiation, weather, talks going on between a bunch of bureaucrats, and the documents were leaked.
And one of the things that was negotiated or talked about, just to explore each other's positions, was the expense, something about patents, US patents or something, but it's all just talks.
Nothing about selling the NHS to anyone.
So it was a hypothetical scenario where they were saying, what if?
And Boris Johnson said, yeah, I guess that would be possible.
That's kind of like Mike Pence here in the States where they said...
Boris wasn't involved.
It was just trade talks between a bunch of people in the background.
So, you know, the, I don't know what you guys call them, the bureaucrats.
Right.
Yeah, here in the States, Mike Pence was asked, hey, so the state, each individual state should handle their own medical spending, right?
And he goes, yeah.
And they go, what about if you wanted to spend that money on telling AIDS patients to stop having so much sex?
And he goes, I guess, whatever that state does.
And they go, what about electrotherapy for gays?
He goes, let the state handle it.
And they go, oh, so you want gays to be electrocuted?
Huh.
Like, they'll take a hypothetical and make it part of your doctrine.
It's come to the point where it's just not worth engaging with them, to be honest.
Fuck them.
We got 80 seats, majority.
The biggest majority since Maggie Thatcher.
I don't like saying Maggie.
Margaret Thatcher, sorry.
Biggest majority since Margaret Thatcher.
And the Labour Party had the worst loss since 1935.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's tremendous news.
So Brexit is happening.
Well, that's hopefully, I mean, you never know with these things, but yeah, it's a very comfortable majority.
And, you know, we should be out by the 31st of January.
And we should be out by, like, for good, because there's a bunch of, you know, talks about the future relationship.
That's what it's called.
Yeah, that should be done by the end of the year.
So 2021, we should be out for good.
And we should have trade deals lined up with the U.S. and the rest of the world, like, you know, a normal sovereign country.
Yeah, that won two world wars.
Fucking ridiculous.
Dude, I have some good news.
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So stay on the line.
Ryan's going to get your email or something.
I'm going to call him back after the show.
Oh, he's going to.
Oh, he has your number.
Now, do you know how to call Britain?
You've probably never done it before.
Oh, yeah, no, I actually don't see the number here.
I'm calling from Google Hangouts, so I don't have a phone number.
It's just, I think it's a private number or something.
All right, well, you stay on the line, and Ryan, you get his email, and then through email, you can get his address.
Okay.
Got it?
Okay.
Okay.
My email, frankly, is.
Wait, can't you just make it not on the air and then get his email privately?
Yeah.
What the fuck's the matter with you today?
It's called hard work.
We work hard during the holidays.
Great.
If I had more energy, I wish I had some.
Hey.
If I had more energy, I wish I had some.
Interesting hypothetical.
So what's your email?
God, seeing Puerto Ricans work hard, like they start melting down.
They're just, what's happening?
Mike.
It's like a robot low on batteries.
While he does that, though, how are we doing with our.
I think I overdid it with the sponsors here.
It's turning into an episode of idiocracy.
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You know that tattoos are only legal in New York since about 2002?
When I first moved here, you had to take a train way the fuck out to like Fire Island where Anthony Civarelli has Lotus Tattoo and get tattooed there.
It took like an hour and a half.
And if you tried to open one illegally in the city, the police would, well, if you did it, you know, like a speakeasy, the mob would eventually find out about it, and they'd just say, oh, we're taking this over now.
And then just take all your work.
Your whole shit would be gone.
Yeah, Brexit is exciting, and the left is handling it so badly.
I saw, we were just talking the other day about that soccer hooligan type who went in there with his microphone saying, why are you here?
Oh, because there was a Donald Trump protest in London and Trafalgar Square or something.
They said, why are you here?
And he said, oh, because Donald Trump is racist.
Name one thing he said that's racist.
Oh, I mean, there's so many.
Right, so just name one.
Not one person could name one racist thing he's ever said.
The surplus of racist things makes it harder to listen to.
Oh, my God.
There's so many.
It's hard to list one when there's too many.
So many.
You know, like when you try to order a sandwich and like the menu's just too big at a diner?
They don't dinner.
They don't even listen.
They're Bolsheviks.
They just want more power.
Boy, this show is getting very political for a show that's not supposed to be political.
You want to take more calls or nay?
Yeah.
Okay.
We got Jim says he's a homosexual coming out of the closet.
Ew.
Nah, dude.
I was calling because have you seen anything about the Virginia gun laws?
This shit's getting real down here.
Oh, I saw there was something where they said we're going to form a coalition and have sanctuary cities if you try to steal our guns.
It's getting worse than that.
I mean, I don't want to, you know, I don't want to, Oh, what's the word?
I don't want to over exaggerate things, but I think there's a potential for something to go really like violence to go like crazy.
Uh, because the, uh, I mean, I'm not one of those groipers.
I mean, I'm kind of, like, I am nationalist, but I'm not groiper white nationalist.
You know what I mean?
Yep.
Yeah, Boogaloo refers to the US.
I do believe.
Anyway, let me just get to the point.
So it started off, Virginia is now blue, Democrat state, and the blackface governor and the Democrats want to put forth gun laws, which essentially they want to go door-to-door and confiscate guns.
And they got bullied down because I think it was 80 out of the 95 counties in Virginia said we're now declaring these counties sanctuary counties to the Second Amendment.
And he came back saying, well, we're going to send in the National Guard.
People got a little outrage, not a little, there was a lot of outrage for that.
So then he backed down to saying, well, you can be grandfathered in, but you have to put it in a registry.
And people are still angry about that.
And now you're seeing sheriffs, there's videos of sheriffs in all these counties saying, we're going to start forming militias with the people along with the police to combat a potential scenario where the National Guard will come in.
So, I mean, it's getting really crazy.
Wow, that's huge.
You know, you remember with the Bundy Ranch that they eventually had a standoff and Obama said, all right, we're sending the National Guard.
You guys screwed up.
And they were all armed, the Bundy Ranch guys.
And Obama saw that they weren't fucking around and he went, okay, forget it.
And sent everyone home.
Yeah.
Guns change things.
Yeah, I mean, but the thing is, yeah, I mean, the thing is, though, it's worrying.
And again, this is where, like, you know, Milo does say in his video with, or his episode with Nick Fuentes, there is some points that he has.
And immigration's one.
Immigration into the state of Virginia has made it blue.
It has turned it Democrat for good, potentially.
Which is why they do it.
They just did that in New York with driver's licenses for illegal aliens, and they clearly didn't do it to make the roads safer.
They did it for votes.
Right, yeah.
And it works.
Yeah.
And it's crazy because you wonder, well, how long will it take before all these 80 counties, when it goes from 80 counties to 40?
You know what I mean?
How long will it become until 95 counties, there's a majority that support what the governor wants to do?
And so it's getting a little crazy.
And one last thing I want to say, I'm going down the plumber route.
I dropped out of law school.
I was in it for six weeks.
Yes.
And I'm going down and getting an apprenticeship for a plumber.
I appreciate you showing me the route.
There's way more money.
There's no debt.
I strongly encourage young men, go down the route of vocation.
This country's totally saturated with lawyers.
You won't make half decent money for 10 years.
If you are a smart kid, which you must be if you got into law school, you get your gas certification.
You start getting guys under you after you've worked, been registered for a few years, been licensed for a few years.
Next thing you know, you've got an army of plumbers.
You're fixing gas leaks and everything, and you're making 300, 400 grand a year.
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Is that you with the 443?
You will make $70K a year.
That's without your gas shit.
You can't hear me because you're talking.
Oh.
Because I'm still talking to you.
Oh, he hung up.
All right.
I think I got his number.
Unless it's some fake number, but I doubt it.
Wait, I thought you could talk to them without them hearing me.
No.
Okay.
Ow.
That hurt.
All right, so we're good.
So do you have his number?
Yep.
The only reason it didn't work with the other guys because it was the UK.
Right, right, right.
And he's doing that thing that smart British people do where they don't pay for their calls via Google Hangouts.
All right, let's take another call.
Hello, you're on the line?
Hey, Kevin, wondering if you could talk about your experience with being on Kenny versus Spenny, mainly how legitimate the show is.
I find it kind of hard to believe that Kenny could get a wife that hot.
No, that's his wife.
I've met her, hung out with her many times.
She's legit.
I think they have a kid.
You look, when you're famous, you eventually end up with an incredibly hot chick.
That's just the way it is.
Look at Howard Stern.
He looks like Joey Ramon, and he's got a supermodel.
Danny DeVito is probably dating a hot chick.
Kevin James has got a hot chick.
Nicholas Cage is torn through, but a million Asian nines.
That's just the way it is.
But Kenny versus Spenny is mostly fake.
And what did it for me and Johnny Knoxville, actually, at the same time, was this episode where he glued Spenny's hand to a night table.
Anyone who has been a big brother or a jerk has tried gluing someone to something, the worst it does is hurt your skin a little bit when you take your hand off.
It might rip some of your skin.
There's no hands stuck to a night table.
It's total bullshit.
You would need like caulking and all kinds of industrial shit, and even then you could just rip it off.
These aren't sticky things.
These are not paper.
So it's like all reality shows.
It's sort of, it takes a bit of a true premise.
Although I will say that Kenny's entire existence is antagonizing Spenny in real life.
And Spenny is a useless douche.
So that part's real.
But Kenny is a really cool guy, fun to hang out with, and I love drinking with him.
Kenny Hotz, really cruel and caustic guy.
I think because his dad died when he was young.
But doing that show was a lot of fun.
We got Nick.
Nick.
What's up, Nick?
Hi, David.
How are you doing?
Good.
So I have two quick questions for you.
Are you going to have Jim Goad on your podcast or on your show website?
I've asked this before, and you said yes, but I'm not sure if that's going through.
And my second question is, why does Jim Goad hate Milo Yiannopoulos so much?
I didn't know he hates Milo Yiannopoulos.
It's like, I'd say, so I listen to his podcast that comes out on Sunday every week.
And it's like, I would say a third of his podcasts, he mentions just how much he really hates Milo.
And then J.B. Beverly kind of reiterates that.
Well, I think Jim is really anti-Groiper, and he doesn't care about the white nationalism, the anti-Semitism stuff.
He just sees them as another fad, another cult, and they're all about infighting and calling everyone a boomer.
And he says really legitimate arguments, like, you're calling everyone a boomer.
Don't you get that most millennials are liberals?
If you want to look at liberals and toxic liberals across this country like Antifa, you're going to find millennials are the issue, not boomers.
Boomers tend to be more conservative.
Little details like that.
So maybe he resents that Milo is so friendly with Groipers.
But yeah.
He wouldn't even mention his name.
He'd just call him like the British faggot or something.
And everybody knew who he was talking about.
But he literally, now he at least mentioned his name, but I didn't know if there was more of a backstory behind that or whatnot.
Yeah, no gossip there.
Jim very rarely comes into New York.
I think the last time he was here was to play a skinhead in my movie that was promptly shelved.
Is that your two questions?
That's my two questions.
Okay, I like you more than a friend.
Thanks for calling.
Aaron.
Yo, Erro.
Hey, Gavin, I'm wondering if you think that Mother Nature is actually hella pissed or if you think that climate change is more likely to be a hoax.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
I don't think Mother Nature's hella pissed at all.
I think she's totally fine with where we're at.
Things have been going great.
And we've had the earth has been hotter than this.
The earth has been colder than this.
It's been going up and down.
They used to grow grapes in Scotland.
Air has been getting progressively cleaner every year.
What would she be so hella pissed about?
A plastic bag in the ocean in China?
A turtle with a plastic straw up its stupid nose?
Who cares?
We don't give a damn.
This is exactly why I asked this question because I can't wait to show this part of the show to my feminist liberal sister.
Yeah, like we hear from Greta Thunbark that the earth is dying and entire ecosystems are failing, but that's just not true.
Lifespan's been going at 45 degrees.
You know, people dying from natural disasters has been going down at 45 degrees.
By every metric, the earth has been getting cleaner and safer and better to live in for hundreds of years.
Yet they say, no, there's pollution in the air.
You want to see pollution in the air?
Walk around London in 1930.
You'll be black.
I lived in Taiwan for a while.
They don't have catalytic inverters there.
I'd ride my bike somewhere.
I'd get to my destination.
I'd wash my hands and face.
I'd look at the towel and there'd be my exact face with my two hands on it, like a blackface print.
So it's all just fucking stupid fashion.
Yeah, and what boggles my mind is that people are acting like this is the number one issue that we should be focusing on.
Well, it's sort of like white supremacy.
Like we have this threat of Islam, yet CISIS in Canada, the CIA, the FBI, the police in Scotland Yard, whatever you call them in Britain, they're totally focused on the threat of white nationalism to the point where if you tackle a jihadist and grab his knives and cut your hands to shreds, we put you into re-education camp in order to de-radicalize you in case you become a white nationalist.
All right.
Thanks for calling, buddy.
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Don't hang up?
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