Some chick who got caught sleeping with her sources just wrote a story for the New York Times that applauds the police for shifting their focus away from Islamic terrorism and over to whitesupremists. This forces us to revisit the biggest shootings of the past ten years and prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt that Nazis are not a thing ESPECIALLY in Manhattan. Grow up, Clown World! Oh, and then we take a bunch of calls and hear about a guy who can't graduate from Spanish class until he attends a seminar on white privilege. No, we're not kidding.
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We're gonna be talking about violence a lot on today's show.
We're gonna dedicate the whole show to this hate spree.
Because it's white supremacy.
This is white supremacy.
No, I'm not exaggerating.
So, I wanted to just make this a dumbass episode where we talk about farts.
Talkin' about farts.
Hi, welcome back to Fart Talk.
But, uh, I gotta... There was an article in the Times by this chick, Allie Watkins, who... Am I allowed to call someone a slut?
You can call people whatever you'd like.
Allegedly a slut.
Well, it's sort of like that girl Sandra Fluck.
Where she said, I want this Catholic school to pay for my birth control.
And Rush Limbaugh said, isn't that the definition of a slut according to Catholicism and her school's belief system?
And he got in big shit for that.
This is when I knew I wasn't a conservative.
I wasn't right wing.
It's when I saw everyone at Fox News going, that's messed up, man.
Dude, we don't stoop to their level.
I go, what?
Using the word slut?
What?
You guys are pussies.
You guys are squares.
The right is full of squares.
I'm constantly referred to as far right because I don't want 15,000 fucking genders.
That's where you are right now.
Far right.
Yeah, Proud Boys are a far right group and I'm a far right speaker because what?
I don't give a shit about gay marriage or homosexuals.
I want normal borders like we had in the 2000s maybe?
I have the same views on immigration that Hillary and Obama had in 2004.
What else?
I think Islam has a lot of trouble with its compatibility with the West.
Kind of noticed that.
Feminism has become a shit show.
It was a reasonable idea right up until the 70s.
And then when women started becoming successful, it was time to throw in the towel, boys.
Same with racism and all your other stupid crusades.
You're done.
Sorry.
I want to live in a world where cops aren't hunting black people.
I want to live in a world Where women make the same amount as men for the same work and the same hours and the same everything.
I want in a world where trans people aren't being randomly murdered just because they're different.
They're getting murdered by their ex-lovers, by drug dealers.
It's not a bunch of hillbilly yeehaws in the street.
There's another trans.
I love hunting trans in Manhattan.
I'm a Manhattan redneck.
That's the thing that we're gonna talk about today.
The Manhattan yeehaw redneck skinhead Nazis.
That was in an episode of Ray Donovan.
Ray Donovan just had a They're not the Proud Boys, they're called the Knights of Manhattan, where they all meet.
And I stand at a podium, I'm bald in it, which was disappointing, and we talk about Mexicans.
It's the only part that got right.
Thank God!
I will admit, Ray Donovan, that when it's raining out, there's certain drops that feel extra cold.
That's how you know you're going bald, when you feel like those little ice drops.
But it's like, Proud Boys meetings, I don't go anymore.
I've been banned by the FBI.
What is that?
Freedom to congregate?
Right to assembly?
Right to assemble or whatever it is.
Can't do that anymore.
It's against the law.
People go to jail when I hang out with my friends.
But like, this is their depiction of Proud Boy meetings.
If only they knew how far that was from the truth.
Look, Fred Perry in the background.
Oh, this is gonna get taken off YouTube now.
That's enough.
How long do we allowed?
Like, people ask us what that opening song was, and that's music we had commissioned, we had made.
And then we're allowed to have some things up for X amount of time to discuss them.
Yeah, yeah, Ray Donovan.
We're trying to capitalize on your show.
We're trying to make money off of you.
I don't watch Ray Donovan.
I just watch when Gavin mentions it for three seconds on his show.
Anyway.
That's what I'm going to be getting at today is Knights of Manhattan.
This is white supremacy.
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This was the speech.
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Let's get down to the task at hand.
So this article came out this morning.
Driving me bazonkers.
So keep in mind, right?
Two days after a massive hate crime where black Jewish Supremacists murder white Jews that they don't think are real Jews.
They keep saying these guys have nothing to do with Judaism.
To be clear, the black Hebrew Israelites think Jews have nothing to do with Judaism and they're the real Jews.
They say you can find pictures of black Jesus.
It's a whole thing.
It's very involved.
I've even argued with these guys in Brooklyn on the street.
They've been in all the neighborhoods I've lived in since I moved to New York in the 90s.
And I said, so what about the Holocaust?
Is that a joke?
Yes, they said it is a joke.
They laugh at the Holocaust.
You know why?
Because Hitler killed a bunch of random white people that have nothing to do with Jews.
They got the wrong guys, in their opinion.
So what you're seeing here is a religion that hates what we know as Jews.
They claim that you got the wrong guys, right?
There's also a lot of anti-whiteness that we're going to get to in a second, where you can tell that when they saw the kosher thing in their neighborhood, they didn't like that those Jews were in their neighborhood.
But I think a part of it too was like white people.
I think a lot of the people in this neighborhood see Jews as like a particularly pernicious type of white person.
That's just my theory.
Anyway, this woman, Allie Watkins, who... I saw her name on this article and I thought, Allie Watkins?
Wasn't that slut who was, like, blowing all her informants?
Like, all her... wherever she got the information from?
What's that called?
Her sources.
Dang.
Isn't that the chick who blows her sources?
And after you get caught doing that, isn't that the end of your career?
Nope.
Not at the New York Times.
Especially if you're furthering the narrative that this is white supremacy.
That's a thing we talked about yesterday.
This chick, Carolyn Orr, another Allie Watkins, although I don't think she exchanges sex for information, said that the Black Hebrew Israelites are a Christian fringe group.
Sorry, someone else called them a Christian fringe group, but Carolyn Orr said they're a group that espouses, mirrors the ideology of white supremacy.
What?
So if black people kill Jews, if black anti-Semites kill Jews, it's another example of white supremacy.
That's not unique.
Rashid Tlaib of the Goon Squad.
said when she found out about the shooting, this is way after, this is 1-1, this is way after everyone knew what happened and everyone knew it was the black Hebrew Israelites, you know the ones that were calling the Catholic school boys, the Covington Catholic school boys, the, what is it, the incest, something like the results of incest or something, calling them all homosexuals and pedophiles.
So she knows who did it and she blames white supremacy When she says, of the shooting, she says, white supremacy kills.
You know what's sick about all this?
I bet when they first heard about it, they're going, please be mega, please be mega, please be mega.
Similarly, I bet when Heather Heyer was killed, they went, yes.
I'm sorry, but yes, yes.
I gotta stop being so effusive.
My pocket square is scared of me.
Come on, buddy, grow some balls.
All right, so this article, Ali Watkins published today.
I mean, let the bodies go cold before you start blaming dead Jews on white supremacists when they were killed by black people.
What's the headline?
With the rise of far-right extremists, NYPD creates special unit.
Threats from far-right and neo-Nazi organization, including groups like the Proud Boys.
You see the way she does that guilt by association?
Wow.
Yeah.
Huh.
Like, say there could be a new thing that's against big, huge, muscle-bound men who beat their wives.
So you'd say, we are catching all kinds of people who beat their wives, many of whom have tons of muscles.
Like The Rock?
Like The Rock.
And then you show a picture of bodybuilders.
That's a fucking, one of my worst analogies I've ever done.
I used to be the analogy king.
Well, how the mighty have fallen.
Yeah.
Well, I thought it wasn't that bad.
I picked up where you're putting down.
All cats are mammals, all dogs are mammals, all cats are not dogs.
There's a dog.
Anyway, go through that article.
So go back to the article.
So de Blasio Cuomo have set up a task force and the task force is about pretending that Islam is not a threat and the West Side Highway never happened and the real threat in fucking Manhattan is Nazis.
Do you have any idea how tired you would be if you were a homophobe or an anti-Semite or a racist in Manhattan?
You'd be a busy boy!
I don't think you'd make it downstairs in your building.
You'd seethe yourself to death.
Anyway, she says, go back to the opening paragraph.
So this new group, which is really about seizing power, taking away conservatives' free speech, they're going to use this to terrorize Trump supporters under the auspices of stopping hate.
This is what they're doing on social media.
This is what they're doing with with YouTube and The Purge.
God, I have no idea why I'm still there.
But Twitter, they pretend they're stopping hate, but they're really using it to stifle conservatives and thwart Trump in 2020.
It's journalism is activism.
That's what Ali's doing here.
But in social media, it's platform providers as activists.
Taking away your voice because they're fucking Bolsheviks at the end of the day and all they care about is power.
That's why you see these Jewish liberals saying, yeah, fuck Israel.
I don't care.
I just need to win.
I'll be totally pro... What's it called?
BDS?
That boycotting Israel thing?
I'll be pro that, they say.
As long as I win.
Trump tries to help thwart... I gotta stop saying thwart.
Tries to help discourage BDS and they go...
Uh, they make that into anti-semitism?
Anyway.
Police officials say they have formed a new unit within the Department's Intelligence Bureau known as the Racially and Ethnically Motivated Extremism, R-E-M-E, or REAM.
Okay, so I assume this is your best conceivable example of REAM, is it not?
Or the West Side Highway.
That was, uh, Ethnically Motivated Extremism, was it not?
How about Antifa beating the shit out of Trump supporters at my talk on October 12th and getting away with it?
And then picking a fight with Proud Boys who are on their way home, losing the fight, and being rewarded with four years in prison to their opponents.
Uh, that will be primarily dedicated to investigating terror threats from far-right and neo-nazi organizations, including groups like the At- Atomwaffen Division.
What?
And the Proud Boys.
What the hell is that?
Touching.
Look, they're touching.
What the fuck is the Atomwaffen?
I'm gonna look this up.
How do you spell that?
See?
How do you not know how to spell that?
Atomwaffen?
Yeah.
The Atomwaffen.
Atomwaffen Division is a neo-nazi terrorist network based in the southern United States.
And then they're lumped in with Proud Boys who are multiracial, pro-Israel, there's an Israeli chapter, tons of black dudes, tons of gay dudes.
I said that to this gay guy who was giving me shit about them, and I said, okay, so it's a homophobic group?
What about the gay Proud Boys?
And he goes, they have internalized homophobia.
Well then how do I know they're gay?
Wouldn't they be in the closet?
Hi, I'm gay, but I fucking hate gays.
John Miller, the Commissioner of the Intelligence Division, said the far-right extremist groups are not that different in nature from Islamic extremist groups like Al-Qaeda.
So, Proud Boys fighting Antifa in the Upper West Side is the same as the terrorists on the West Side Highway killing, what, eight people?
Or the bombs that went off in Manhattan last year.
The ones that went off, the ones that we stopped from going off.
The countless attacks that have happened in Times Square that our hard-working policemen have stopped, prevented from happening.
Or how about a little thing called 9-11?
Isn't that sort of making you a little bit nervous?
Some things happened that day.
Some people did some things.
No, it's all the same.
There's no different recipe, except our offenders are likely to be on the ground here, he said in an interview.
So Proud Boys are ISIS.
Mayor Bill de Blasio announced the unit's creation on Wednesday at City Hall, just a day after a gun battle in Jersey City, during which, look at this, she doesn't mention anything about black Hebrew Israelites, so if you're just reading this from outer space, you go, just a day after a gun battle in Jersey City, during which two people with guns What the hell?
You have to really try hard to do that.
I'm impressed.
Who are these?
Hate spree!
Two people with guns!
It's the same as the 9-11 thing where she goes, some people did some things.
Two people with guns open fire at two different locations including a kosher supermarket killing three bystanders and a Jersey City detective.
So you'd read that and you'd go, oh my god, white supremacists are in Manhattan killing Jews.
All right, it's at this point where we jump ahead and see What happened?
This was 1-8.
Sometimes you have to go to Israeli news sources to find out what's happening here.
Because secular liberal Jews in New York are such Bolsheviks that they jeopardize the safety of Jews.
So you have to go to Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews, to see the Jewish, to see, to find out when Jews are under siege.
They're the only ones who recognize it.
Shocking, yes, thank you.
Shocking.
Onlookers at scene of J.C.
Taratak blame the Jews.
Why isn't this anywhere but Israeli media?
Explain that to me, please.
A woman couldn't be heard saying, I blame the Jews.
We never had a shooting like this until they came.
This is like, this isn't a year after the shooting.
Wow.
This is while they're cleaning up.
This is at the scene.
And they said, because of Jew shenanigans.
Jew shenanigans.
But you can hear her say this.
Scroll down.
They have it on video.
Wow.
Where are the, where's the New York Times?
We have like this esoteric Israeli group going down and doing interviews because our journalists are activists and this doesn't fit their narrative.
That sounds crazy, but that's exactly what's going on.
I blame the Jews. - I'm going to go like this until vacay.
Just pause.
Do you get her logic here?
That the Jews brought on this shooting and that stray bullets were going and jeopardizing other people.
It's sort of like when Pamela Geller had that Mohammed thing and two terrorists came to kill her and they got killed by security and the headline was Pamela Geller puts on art show that leaves two men dead.
Well sort of.
Two murderers dead.
Because victims exist, we have rape.
Go ahead with this.
- Hey baby! - 'Cause we never had a shooting like this until they came.
- Where is my hands doing that? - I'm getting hurt.
- It was about the way around Elvin.
- They'd be killing us, what? - And everybody was standing right here and knew that. - 'Cause it was about the way around Elvin.
- Just pause.
If this had been The Other Way Around, they'd be killing us.
So does that mean if it was Nazi skinheads coming to kill two black people in a white neighborhood, wait, who would they be killing?
The Other Way Around.
What's The Other Way Around?
Who's who in your reverse scenario?
Jewish people?
Well, black Hebrew Israelites do consider themselves Jews.
Anyway, sorry.
The Other Way Around.
Other Way Around.
Look how black people act.
We can't do it to them?
We can't do it to them?
Why can't we kill Jews?
Oh, that's one of the freakiest part, I thought.
Civilian?
What are they?
- Are you not stuck at school?
- Yes, my child, just 'cause Jews made me kill them. - Because of Jews shenanigans.
- I understand that you're frustrated.
- I would be too.
- Ain't all the problem.
Because if they ain't come to Georgia City, this shit would never go on.
- Wait, is she talking about the black Israelite Jews?
No, she's talking about the kosher Jews who run the grocery store.
Those aren't actual Jews though, the black people are Jews, so... You know, maybe she's like... No, but isn't that term civilian disturbing?
Yeah.
So people with yarmulkes are not civilians.
They're public... There's black people, there's white people, and then there's... I don't know, are they military?
Now they're in the Israeli army now if they have a yarmulke on?
Or private citizens?
I don't... They're not civilians.
My kids are stuck at school just because someone made me shoot them.
Take that shit somewhere else.
What shit?
It's a kosher grocery store!
That's great.
Can you imagine if this was MAGA?
- I'm not from here. - That's great.
If they was there, they got shot there. - That's great.
Can you imagine if this was MAGA?
Can you imagine if this was Trump people with MAGA hats saying any of this?
Holy shit.
We'd all be arrested.
Seems like there's, they didn't have to try that hard to hear some of that.
Anti-Semitism is on the rise if you include Islam and other groups.
That's been my experience, but it's still, like, it's still Proud Boys are getting the front, front, are in the header of the New York Times.
Oh, and then she goes on in this article to talk about the Anti-Defamation League that said there were 50 deaths in 2018 from mass shootings and they were all right-wing extremism.
Now, we're at the point now where this narrative where people say things and all I have to do is sit down in your living room and go... No, that doesn't make sense.
I'm thinking of the past 10 years.
There was San Bernardino.
There's... I won't count 9-11 if that makes you feel better.
There was the Paul Sorlando shooting.
There was the synagogue in Pittsburgh.
That was horrific.
That was one.
But the pattern seems to be mental illness and Islam.
Seems to be the predominant one.
But 50 shootings?
I mean 50 people dead from shootings in 2018?
That was all Nazis?
There's Dylan Roof!
So I just took a cursory glance at the ADL link, right?
And the crowbarring and pretzeling they have to do to get to this number is downright bizarre.
50 deaths, all right-wing extremists.
And they say, my favorite is this line, every perpetrator had ties to at least one right-wing extremist movement.
Although one had recently begun supporting Islamist extremism.
So the Orlando shooting was a right-wing extremist because he's a homophobe.
That's right-wing and he is technically within Islam.
He's considered a conservative.
He's definitely not a liberal Muslim, right?
So it's right-wing violence.
Okay.
Told you I didn't like right-wingers.
And then they have another one.
The perpetrator of a deadly shooting spree in a yoga studio in Tallahassee was connected to the misogynistic incel manosphere movement in the wake of this attack and similarly motivated spate of murders in Toronto.
So incels, these guys, these virgins who are getting so unlaid that they lose their minds, they're right-wing white supremacist extremists now.
Or this guy, the Waffle House guy.
He's one of those.
Remember this Waffle House shooting?
Um, that's number one, three.
They mentioned that too, as another example.
This is the guy who was nude at a mass shooting.
Yeah.
Sovereign citizen.
Sovereign citizens are not right wing.
They're no wing.
And this guy was clearly an absolute fucking lunatic.
All right.
Before we get it, so what we did here at Get Off My Lawn headquarters is we decided to go back, we did this in a previous episode, but I'm going to revisit it here.
We decided to go back over the past 10 years, because even my wife was saying, come on, you have to admit that there's been a lot of Nazi shootings in the past few years.
And I go, no, that's not the pattern.
That's the pattern in the media.
They look at Pittsburgh synagogue shooting and New Zealand mosque shooting and they go, Dylan Roof, right-wingers are on the loose, we need to suppress them.
What they're really saying is, I want to suppress the right or anyone who likes Trump or anyone who doesn't follow my crazy goon squad agenda, so I'm just gonna kind of pretend they're Nazis.
I'll make incels Nazis, I'll make sovereign citizens Nazis, and I'll make lunatics Nazis.
There, I got my numbers up.
Now 50 people dead.
No.
You wanna know who's dead from mass shootings?
And even the New York Times admits this.
Uh... 1-7.
Blacks.
But what took place at 6101 Prentiss Street on August 21st may say more about the nature of gun violence in the United States.
What are you doing, Ryan?
1-7.
Oh, this is the second email, right?
Nope.
Okay.
It's in the notes.
Continue on, I'll have it up.
Nature of gun violence in the United States.
Let me start again.
This shooting may say more about the nature of gun violence in the United States than any of those far more famous rampages.
It is a snapshot of a different sort of mass violence.
Stay on that picture.
That's mass shooting in America.
One that erupts with such an anesthetic regularity that it is rendered almost invisible.
No, it's not because it erupts with anesthetic regularity, It's because journalists are activists and this doesn't fit the narrative.
So they ignore the dead people that were at that bar.
Except to the mostly black victims, survivors, and attackers.
Again, this is the New York Times.
Show the link again.
Go to the top.
The New York Times.
Mass shooters and victims of mass shooters are black.
But that's just four or more.
I decided to go back over the past ten years and look at all the doozies.
Now, do you have this?
You have this email, right?
So, first of all, let me just, before we start, New Zealand I'm not including, obviously.
This is just America.
Because if you look at, if you want to look into New Zealand, then you're looking into the world.
If you want to look at the world, 90,000 Christians are murdered a year.
That's something like 230 a day, 250 a day or something.
Every single day those Christians, Coptic Christians murdered all over Egypt, children being crucified in Northern Iraq, churches, Christian churches just going in and getting shot to shreds like the walls are collapsing.
Ezra Levant has a Bible from a Christian church in Northern Iraq that was shot right clean through with a bullet, a jihadist bullet.
And I'm very ashamed to admit that I wanted it as some sort of like art piece that I would have like in plexiglass in my living room.
So their horror just became like a little accoutrement.
Next to my, like, rare Indian axe or something.
That's how shitty I can be sometimes.
I'm not proud of that.
Alright, so should we go through this briefly?
Just to give you some perspective, and to show you what a complete hack Allie Watkins is, and how easy it is for de Blasio and Cuomo to just invent bullshit like racially and ethnically motivated extremism, or REAM, Even this, me saying this, they're going to say, uh, far right extremist Gavin McInnes starts having a meltdown after he finds out that the police will be watching him.
Police haven't not been watching me since Trump.
In fact, when I talk to my friends on my phone, I speak to the police because I know they're reading my texts.
And I say, come on guys, you have to admit that one was funny.
Alright, number one, Fort Hood, 13 dead, November 5th, 2009.
Nidal Hasan was radicalized in the military, he kept pushing Islam on his fellow soldiers, they didn't report it because they didn't want to appear xenophobic.
So the motive, number one, which is Fort Hood, I'm starting in 2009, I'm going back 10 years, radical Islam.
Got it?
San Bernardino, 14 dead, December 2nd, 2015.
Big jump there, six years.
Jihadist couple Syed Rizwan Farooq and Tashfeen Malik slaughtered a bunch of innocent people because they're infidels.
Motive two, radical Islam.
I'm not going through this telling you radical Islamic shootings.
I'm going through the biggest shootings, basically ten or more, but some of them are eight here, the biggest shootings of the past ten years and telling you the pattern.
It's just a coincidence that the first two have been radical Islam, because good news, New York Times, number three is white supremacy.
Charleston.
Nine dead.
June 17, 2015.
Dylann Roof did this.
This is everything that the left is saying.
This shooting was Just as horrific.
This is radical, white supremacist, horrible, terrible.
You got it.
Good work.
Number three.
Number four.
Uh-oh.
The narrative is abandoned in just one shooting.
This was shortly after that.
No, sorry, but a year after that, June 12, 2016, radical Muslims who hated homosexuals shot up the Pulse nightclub.
A radical Muslim, I should say.
I went there with Milo.
We made out in front of that nightclub.
By the way, why didn't I get any whoopty-doos for that?
I saw these gays later, kissing in their living room, and there was a hashtag like, in your face, homophobes who shot up Pulse.
Dude, I was at Pulse.
We had bodyguards.
We were looking for snipers on the roof.
I was there the next day, making out with a man!
You know how gross that is when you're straight?
It's for the victims.
We got zero press about that because it didn't fit the narrative because we're far right.
So we're there defending gays.
Anyway, 49 dead.
Motive radical Islam.
Oh, yeah.
Remember that guy who was so mad about the shooting in Orlando that he decided to twerk?
It's called twerk for peace.
And he was so outraged that gays were killed in Orlando.
Same page.
We're together.
Said he goes to Mike Pence's house and shakes his ass.
Huh?
Mike Pence?
Okay.
Oh yeah, Mike Pence said, America, fuck yeah, after the Pulse shooting.
And he said, in your face, bitches.
He said it was, the club got shut up because a bunch of gay shenanigans.
All right, number five, Las Vegas, 58 dead.
Why don't we know more about this, by the way?
This is one of the weirdest things in American history.
58 people dead and we have no idea what the fuck was going on.
I've heard a lot of Muslim rumors.
I've heard crazy shit like, and I hope this doesn't get me killed.
I'm not remotely suicidal by the way.
I've heard crazy shit like it was an arms deal where the FBI was selling weapons to ISIS.
In order to catch them, but ISIS sussed it out, killed everyone, then smashed the windows, and from two separate locations, like two separate windows, shot all those people, and then hightailed it out of there, and the FBI's kept it under wraps because it's so fucking embarrassing.
I'll take that.
We got nothing!
Holy shit, I look exactly like a used car salesman.
Is this the Ford Taurus?
Ford Taurus is a reliable vehicle.
Some people call it a boat.
You know, a lot of people don't want to buy the Toyota Corolla.
They say, oh, I want to buy American.
Half of these cars are more American than Ford.
Yeah.
What do you think Toyota's made?
If you don't go leather, you don't go clear coat, you don't get those extended rims, you're going to be regretting it.
Well, how much were those guys really pilfering?
Were they getting like 10% more than the car's worth?
And were they making like $200,000 and doing coke and fucking whores all night?
Those guys got a really bad rap.
Car salesman?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because if you put it over a certain amount, then they can't help them with financing, so then it makes them not want to buy it or something like that.
I just heard a lot about this recently, and I'm like, oh.
To this day.
They can't rip you off two to grow up.
It's embarrassing to be a salesman.
Advice?
I never would have made any money at Vice if it wasn't for Shane Smith, the sales guy.
I never would have made any money at Rooster if it wasn't for Sebastian Eldridge, the sales guy.
I didn't have a salesman at Street Carnage.
We made zero dollars.
I didn't have a salesman at my restaurant.
We made zero dollars.
I had a salesman at Swarm.
We sold it for a mint.
You need a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler.
The hustler is the salesman.
Thanks a lot, used car salesman.
Anyway, sorry.
So that's Las Vegas, that's number five.
Number six, West Side Highway, eight dead.
Oh, by the way, sorry, for the motive, because I don't have anything, I put mental illness.
Number six, West Side Highway, eight dead.
Jihadist Saifullo Habibullavich Saipov murdered eight people because they're infidels, motive radical Islam.
Number seven, Sutherland Springs.
That's 26 dead, November 5th, 2017.
We're shooting in Texas in the Alamo.
He hit his mother-in-law.
This was a family feud.
Mental illness.
26 dead.
By the way, so the ADL is getting paid to research hate.
This took me like an hour.
And I have totally different results from them.
So they're sitting there ignoring shit like 26 dead in Sutherland Springs.
And just saying, let's kind of make it 2018, and then we'll make the incel a Nazi, the naked guy, the Waffle House guy, we'll make him a Nazi, the sovereign citizen, and then we can get our numbers up.
And then we can say, it's fucking Proud Boys killing everyone!
Number eight, Pittsburgh Synagogue.
This is like the Dylann Roof thing is everything the left said it is.
They are correct.
Robert Gregory Bowers is as evil as everyone says.
You're not being lied to about this shooting.
That was white supremacy.
Number nine, Parkland shooting, 17 deaths.
Nicholas Cruz.
I've heard the right try to make him into a Muslim because he said Allah Akbar on his Instagram.
I've heard the left say that he's a Nazi and he had swastikas on his gun.
It's undeniable the guy was a complete fucking lunatic.
Nicholas Cruz, the Hispanic man, is not a white supremacist.
So we're putting that under white supremacy.
Number 10, Santa Fe High, 10 dead.
Another weird team named Dimitrios Pagourtsis.
Just an absolute nut bar.
Then we have number 11, Thousand Oaks shooting, 13 dead.
That was November 7th, 2018.
He himself said, I had no reason to do it.
That's mental illness.
Number 12, Virginia Beach shooting, 13 dead.
That's May 31st, 2019.
Disgruntled employee.
They fired him for being nuts.
He couldn't take it because he is nuts.
Way to prove to your employers that they were wrong to fire you for being nuts, by the way.
I'm not crazy.
Look at this.
You think I'm crazy?
But a crazy person would do that?
Mental illness.
El Paso, 22 dead.
The guy appeared to have a big problem with immigrants.
I'll make this white supremacy, but why is it a given that anti-Semites are white supremacists or that someone who's anti-immigration is a white supremacist?
Immigration isn't a race.
And the Sardev brothers shouldn't have come here.
I'm anti Sardev brothers coming here.
They're white.
It was a white guy that killed people on the West Side Highway, a white Muslim.
Is that white supremacy?
If a blood kills a crypt, does he hate black people?
Yeah.
So Virginia Beach shooting, that was mental illness.
El Paso, 22 dead.
We'll give it to you though, white supremacy, fine.
Dayton shooting, 10 deaths.
Connor Stephen Betts was an alt-left radical and Antifa member.
The media has totally glazed over this fact in their reporting and focus on guns.
That was Antifa.
So let's just go back here.
Do you want to pull this up on the screen?
What's up?
White supremacy.
Death count in the past 10 years.
11, 22, and 9.
22 and 9 that's three shootings with 42 dead Antifa One shooting, ten dead.
Now, I can tell you reams of other Antifa-related deaths, life's ruins, suicides, jail sentences.
I'll do a whole video on the carnage that Antifa has wrought.
Yet, Ali Watkins calls them anti-fascist activists.
Yeah, that's what they are.
Radical Islam.
13-14-49-8, that's four shootings slash attacks, 84 dead.
Now, I'll admit, the Westside Highway was not a shooting, that was a truck.
It's not easy to get a gun in Manhattan.
So I'm including this on the list.
I don't think that's egregious.
So white supremacy is 42 dead.
Radical Islam is 84 dead.
Radical Muslims are male.
They're 1% of the population in America.
So that's 0.5%.
You're telling me that everyone who voted for Trump is a Nazi or white supremacist, right?
We have a white supremacist in the White House.
So let's say it's about half the population.
That's three, so 360, so 130.
So 70 million are male.
So 70 million people are committing half the murders that radical Islamists are.
And they are a fraction of 1%.
You see the problem with disproportionate?
Yet, de Blasio is focused on the Manhattan Nazi Club.
And then, of course, the winner is mental illness.
We clearly have two major problems here, radical Islam and mental illness.
Considering Muslims, blah, blah, blah, and I just said all that.
So the risk coming from Muslim, Islam in America is 3.2 million Muslims are as much of a threat as 173 million Americans.
That's including males and females together.
You half that if you just use male.
And there's a bunch I didn't include.
Like the STEM School Highlands Ranch.
One dead, eight injured.
But that was only one dead.
So this whole notion of radicalization online is a myth, and this whole idea of white supremacy taking over is a myth.
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So who is telling us what's happening in the world?
And I'm realizing now that everyone's just turned into a bunch of women.
This is Women Nation.
Especially the left, especially the New York Times.
And they're emotional, they're more emotional.
So they don't give a shit about facts.
They just go, oh, right-wing extremists, Proud Boys, there was a shooting, anti-Semitism.
There, I'm done.
That guy with the dog is there to stop the Nazi skinheads that are taking over Manhattan.
I saw a Nazi skinhead about a month ago.
I was in Maryland.
It's a name like Aberdeen.
I forget the name of it, but it's where there's a big baseball tournament thing.
And at the shitty little small motel, I walked by a skinhead and I recognized, I think he had the white power crosshairs thing on his forearm.
And I could tell by his mutton chops and everything, this was it.
And I was sort of like gobsmacked because I went, You're the guy, you're like the Grinch.
You're the thing we keep hearing about, the boogeyman.
It's like seeing Slenderman.
Oh my god, the thing everyone's talking about all day, every day, dominating news cycles.
There he is!
I didn't say anything, I just laughed like Chris Rock.
I just fucked it up.
Why?
Do his laugh.
I don't know if I can.
Lot of racial shit!
It's yeah!
I love Waffle House!
I can't do it anymore.
I love Waffle House!
He talks like someone that has a gun to his head and says, be Chris Rock.
Now, okay!
I'm Chris Rock!
I love Waffle House!
Chris, you talk like a person has a gun to their head trying to be you.
It's okay, you're you.
All right, so who is Allie Watkins?
Who is she?
She's a chick who got caught having sex with her sources.
New York Times reporter who slept with Senate intel leaker has a problem with jaw-dropping tweets from the past.
So this article, I kind of have to pull it up on my own here, this article isn't so much about her sex life, which isn't that such a lame way to start your career?
I mean, you're a woman, you wanna prove that you can make it with the big boys, and you just, you do, you use your sex, you use your body, use that one thing, the most sacred thing a woman has, that's why men pay so much for it, her chastity.
The secret power.
Why don't I just blow my chastity?
It's sort of like God gives you savings as a woman, and goes, here's your chastity, it's worth infinity dollars, but don't dip into it unless you really need to.
Like, get married, and then you can spend it on him.
She's like, okay.
So right out of journalism school or wherever she went, she's an intern for like an hour and a half and then she's right down to sex for information.
Right out of the gate!
I've noticed this too with big dudes.
If you ever get in an argument with someone that's like 6'5".
Cause that's their power.
Yeah.
And you'll go, that's bullshit Jerry.
And he'll go, oh it is, is it?
Is it bullshit?
And then he's all on your grill and you go, what?
I don't, I don't get it.
Now your argument is that you're tall.
Right.
And he's threatening you in the fight.
He's using his power, his thing.
I'm beyond angry.
That's what I say when that happens to me.
I'm beyond angry.
So she's having sex with this dude, Michael, no, who was it?
Senate Intelligence Committee, James A. Wolfe, right?
She's a child, basically, at this point.
20-something.
And so she's getting these leaks, and she has the audacity to say that the Intel Committee was frustrated by a constant dribble of leaks.
Well, someone is getting a bunch of leaks they don't deserve.
Wonder who it could be.
Apparently the Intel Committee's really pissed.
Then, she says maybe it's President Donald Trump's lawyers.
Trumpster lawyers will leak info about upcoming appearances, blame the committee, and then use... Oh shit, I clicked away.
And then use a pretext not to cooperate.
Yeah, so she's accusing Trump's lawyers doing exactly what she's literally doing, but with conjecture.
Like, talk about the balls.
Is this woman trans?
According to the indictment, Wolf began dating Watkins, who previously worked at BuzzFeed.
You don't say!
Politico in 2013 when she was an undergrad student working as a news intern.
Even more stunning that the tweets above are two in 2013 of Watkins commenting on the Zoe Barnes character House of Cards.
Oh yeah, so I guess I don't watch House of Cards, but I guess there's some disgusting slut whore character on it who fucks everything that moves in order to further her career.
And what does Ali Watkins say?
I wanted to be Zoe Barnes.
Until episode 4.
Sleeping with your source?
Especially a vindictive congressman?
Bad life choice.
You mean what you're doing?
So, she's admitting that what she was doing was a bad life choice.
And her tweet pretty much admits that, like, hey, I'm just kidding, but what if I did exactly what that chick did?
Yeah, she even crowdsourced the idea in a second tweet, including a totally kidding hashtag.
So on a scale of one to ethical, how does everyone feel about pulling a real Zoe Barnes for story ideas?
And she goes, ah, totally kidding!
House of cards.
Wolf initially denied that he had a relationship with Watkins, identified in court papers as reported to, until confronted with photos of them together.
I'll pull Larry Barnes for story ideas.
I'll have sex with you if you'll do a better job.
That's how desperate I am.
For you to get your shit together.
And then you go, alright, well that's some radical right-wing fake news site.
No, the New York Times itself, 1-6, reported on Allie Watkins' shenanigans.
That's becoming my new favorite word.
How an affair between, I love the way, so the New York Times is doing, this is basically a PR firm now.
Like they were purchased by Carlos Slim, rescued from bankruptcy, and then soon after started doing fawning pieces on how wonderful this Mexican billionaire is, who's made money tapping illegals who make calls home and send money home.
That's how he made his fortune.
I think he's worth 60 billion?
Uh, and then they just wrote about how awesome Carlos Slim is, how great it is to wire money home, etc.
They became a PR firm.
So now they're a PR firm for their own corrupt journalists.
How does she still have a job?
At the New York Times!
So listen to the tone here.
How an affair between a reporter and a security aide has rattled Washington media.
It's just an affair.
Why are you guys so rattled?
Yeah, why are you- imagine this was a dude?
You guys are rattled over an affair.
Dollar, uh, petty.
Mr. Wolf, again, Wolf is the Senate Intelligence Committee aide.
It's so weird that the president has aides, right?
This is written, by the way, like a love novel.
Yeah.
The Pearl Bracelet arrived in May 2014.
And what is it with, I've noticed this with liberal media, they always have like three people working on a story.
You can't do a story by yourself?
You need Emily Flitter's help?
Scott?
The Pearl Bracelet arrived in, let me read that.
Arrived in May 2014 in the spring of Allie Watkins' senior year in college.
A graduation gift from a man many years her senior.
It was the sort of bauble that might imply something more deeply felt than friendship.
But then again, might not.
Anyway, Mr. Wolf 57 was arrested on June 7th and charged with lying to investigators about his contacts with Ms.
Watkins and three other journalists.
Ms.
Watkins, a Washington-based reporter for the New York Times, had her email and phone records seized by federal prosecutors.
Yet she's the one you ask about Hayden, New York.
The revelation of Ms.
Watkins affair with Mr. Wolf stunned many journalists who had watched her ascent from college age intern to rising star in the sensitive field of security reporting.
Hmm.
She had just been a college-age intern and was all of a sudden a major go-to journalist for security reporting, some of the hardest reporting there is.
If I was a poker-tudinous young lady with a healthy libido, and a penchant for sexual techniques, how would I go from loser intern that no one paid attention to, to one of the top most well-informed security journalists, security reporters in the country?
Just gotta open that mouth.
I, if it was me and I was her, I would blow my way to the top.
I'm not accusing her of doing that.
Their relationship played out in the insular world of Washington where young ambitious journalists compete for scoops while navigating relationships with powerful older sources.
If only there was a way to skip ahead when you're dealing with disgusting old creeps.
So if there's only a way to get their attention, if there was only a thing that they could touch or a pair of things that they could touch and perhaps decorate with a, say, a pearl necklace, Instead of a Pearl Bracelet.
Maybe the Pearl Bracelet was that, too.
That's a hint.
Wink.
It says wink on the beads.
She received a Pearl Bracelet from her informant and quickly washed it off with an old t-shirt.
Was it a Pearl Bracelet at the beginning?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, it was.
Mr. Wolf, who was married, but whose wife now lives in Connecticut, retired quietly in December shortly after investigators questioned him about possible leaks.
How do these, how do these, is it, we're so desperate for female journalists that we'll take any Tom Dickens slutty who walks in the door.
They're having a fun time.
Like, what's their angle of this?
It was love.
They had, he wasn't giving her leaks.
Okay, he was, but that was just a coincidence.
How do you possibly defend that?
What did the New York Times headline say?
It was like, Shook Washington to its core!
Yeah, how it rattled.
How a sexually libidinous woman shocked Washington because they weren't ready for that kind of hotness.
As rattled.
Sizzle sizzle.
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In addition to all the lies, and all the blustering at tonight's rally, What's Trump blustering at a rally?
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Yeah.
He's like in your face.
But not an overly feminine woman, just a regular woman.
No, not a feminine woman at all.
Just a regular woman.
He's like, what's her name?
The girl that was in that movie with the mole here.
It's Tiffany Haddish.
He's like Tiffany Haddish.
Yeah.
Showing Trump as a supervillain Thanos.
Oh, pause!
That's my other favorite part.
That we live in an illiterate society where we treat superheroes like they're worth a piece of shit.
Like it's the new Bible, basically.
It's the new Bible.
And the way you can tell this is when people pronounce Thanos or whatever his fucking name is, they pronounce it like Muhammad.
Or Jesus.
Oh my god, you're right.
Ew.
So he's like making sure he has the perfect pronunciation of Thanos.
It's like Nicaragua.
You don't want to be disrespectful to the... No, I don't want to blaspheme the god Thanos.
Oh my god, you're right.
Ew!
I don't want to shit on their religion.
That is such a gross revelation.
So they took the Greek god Thanos.
Play it again, I gotta hear him say it.
From the Marvel Avengers movies.
Showing Trump as the supervillain Thanos.
Thanos.
From the Marvel Avengers movies.
Dispatching his democratic enemies.
Take a look at this.
Take a look at this joke.
See, just pause again, sorry.
They're fucking Puritans.
Like this whole Ali Watkins article calling a jokey men's club Atomwaffen.
They're against fun.
They're against jokes.
Calling Antifa anti-fascist activists.
They are fucking puritans.
Militant puritans.
This is a very amusing throwaway joke.
I noticed on Twitter, everyone kept talking about it.
That's actually right before Thanos.
Thanos.
Does.
Like anyone gives a shit what the plot of that stupid superhero movie is.
It's just a funny little quip, like grab her by the pussy.
It's not a political doctrine.
It's not a dictum.
It's not a tenet.
And this isn't Trump.
On this solemn day, I recall that the first word of business from members of...
This stops.
And this isn't Trump.
This is the Trump war room.
Cadbury Egg is not amused.
What are we, in junior high school?
Egg Lamon.
What the hell?
What is this?
It's a joke, you dweeb!
Get your ear pierced.
On live television, that's supposed to be an exciting... What, are you in high school?
Isn't he the guy that's on TV shit-faced on New Year's Eve?
That's him.
Babbling.
Yeah.
Blustering.
We're supposed to take you seriously?
Look at him.
I am not amused.
He's got deflated balloon eyes.
Well, he's old, dude.
We're old.
What?
It's a j- a joke.
J- J- Joke.
I cannot believe that I'm even having to report this on the news.
You're a meme!
You just became a meme!
This is crazy.
He's sensing so crazy.
Did you say sensing so crazy?
Ryan, he says sensing so crazy.
He has a meme, he's so crazy.
Pepper, man, he's sensing weird.
Sensing.
There's nothing wrong with that.
This is literally crazy.
Are you people insane?
Sure.
Yes.
I'm insane, Lamar.
Did he just see 9-11?
Is he talking to the Taliban right now?
He's under the impression that Disney and Pixar both collaborated to do that for Trump personally.
Did he just find out how many Yazidi women are raped by jihadist terrorists?
Did he just find out that 90,000 Christians are killed every year?
Are you insane?
Did you just hear about the white farmers in South Africa?
Kill, shoot the ball!
Go ahead.
Shoot to kill?
Democrats on Twitter do this stupid, silly... Yes.
You know what?
Shit.
You're against stupid, silly shit?
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
When Trump said shit, shithole was all over their banner and everything.
They were saying shithole openly on CNN.
You could say shit.
What about De Niro?
Fuck Trump.
Juvenile meme game.
Yeah, I will.
And put it on your show.
But this wasn't written into law.
You could have not covered this too, by the way.
Yeah, this isn't the new tax code.
It's a meme.
You never heard of a meme?
You say the left can't meme, now the left can't handle memes.
Right.
They don't comprehend.
Why'd you say hend like that?
Like Thanos.
Because Thanos.
We won't record this meme.
You know Thanos can see you right now.
Stupid crap.
Is he talking to CNN?
History will record this.
Why are we covering this?
Aren't we supposed to be news?
He's about to slam dunk.
Seriousness of what is happening.
That today is the day that the House of Representatives in the United States of America ...introduced articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States... You just Thanos'd us!
Thanos?
Thanos?
...high crimes and misdemeanors.
Whoa.
I like how he drops the mic at the end.
High crimes and misdemeanors.
Great movie.
All right, let's take some calls.
Cut to a thing so we have a nice clip.
Yeah, let's... And then let's take some kizzles.
Do you want to tell people to get fired or whatever?
