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Nov. 27, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E92 - LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES
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You know, it occurred to me that that song might be making fun of guys on motorbikes.
Okay.
What are the lyrics?
I'm so full of myself.
I'm getting claustrophobic.
I'm starting to panic.
Does that actually happen?
Get it off!
Yeah, this song is like, I can get ahead on my motorbike.
There's no one there above me.
I don't care.
I don't care if that song is making fun of guys on their motorbikes who think they're total badasses.
I don't care anymore.
Like, I remember when I was a kid, my buddy Pete, we called him Skeeter.
He said, hey, man, have you heard this black flag song, TV Party?
TV party tonight.
We're going to have a TV party tonight.
And I go, it's making fun of people who watch a lot of TV.
It's making fun of the whole concept of TV being a party.
And he goes, I don't care.
It sounds fun.
And I thought, what a good attitude.
And I'm taking that.
That was probably 1986.
And here we are in 2019.
And I'm continuing his tradition of, who fucking cares?
If you like the song, you like the song.
I've been really enjoying this weather, this wetty.
Got my bike back out.
You know what feels good about riding a motorbike?
Although we have to say motorcycle in America.
Brits and Canadians say motorbike.
Motorcycle.
It's something so crazy.
It's good for the bike.
And it's kind of hard to explain.
But that makes you feel better.
I don't know.
As a man, we like always doing things that are valuable.
That's why I hate video games so much because you're no farther ahead.
But even when we piss, like say there's a little bit of a shit stain on a toilet at like a public bathroom, we will spend our entire piss blasting it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because we like to, you know, clean things and make things better.
So not only are you riding a bike, but you're like, I'm filtering all the oil and everything, and I'm getting the engine warmed up, and I'm greasing it up.
Yeah, that's my bike, basically.
Mine has stripes on it, though.
Triumph Bonneville 750.
Here's a fun fact, I bet you didn't know.
Let me rephrase that.
What bike do Hells Angels have to ride?
What type of bike?
Harley Davidson.
Wrong, wrongerson.
Indian.
No, they don't care what kind of bike you have.
You could have any piece of jap crap as long as it's over 750 cc's.
Oh, gotcha.
Here's another question for my new Hell's Angels buddy.
Why don't Hells Angels allow women in the club?
Because they can't ride.
What?
Because they're no good at riding.
That doesn't make sense.
No, the origin of the club involved fighting to defend it.
And if you had a bottom rocker that said you're a town and you weren't associated with the Hells Angels or you weren't a confirmed biker club, you had to fight.
And it was like women can't defend the title.
They can't defend the bottom rocker.
Got it.
That makes sense.
Anyway, that was Jesus and the Mary Chain.
The song was motorbike.
We got tomorrow's a pre-tape, Thanksgiving.
We'll all be with our families, I hope.
And if you know anyone who doesn't have a family, please take them in.
There's a lot of bullshit going around with Thanksgiving these days.
I saw some professor saying it's a day of shame.
I've heard students, especially young kids, by these cunt Marxist teachers.
By the way, that woman with the Atwood book who called me white supremacist at the pub, she's a teacher.
These people who radicalize our youth, like the Sarnev brothers.
Or even there's this woman who lives near me, Farah Kathwari.
Her brother died in Kashmir fighting Indian army on behalf of Muslims, on behalf of jihad, on behalf of Islam.
And he was a normal kid here who was in Harvard Medical School.
And he dropped out to go fight jihad and he was killed.
Now you go, well, that's the Quran's fault.
Yeah.
Sort of.
It's also our fault.
Our anti-Americanism is radicalizing anti-Americans.
Anyway, so yeah, these kids are told it's Indigenous Peoples Day.
For the billionth time, and I say this to my fucking Indian kids, we did not steal the land from the Indians, despite what your mother's side of the family will tell you.
We fought them for 400 years, and eventually we won.
Yes, we played Dirty Pool.
So did they.
No, we did not put smallpox on blankets.
That's a myth.
They scalped us.
We did not introduce scalping to them.
That's another myth.
By the way, the smallpox thing was a general suggested it.
He's like, what about chemical warfare?
What if we put like smallpox in blankets?
And the general went, yeah.
I feel like now we're in a lab making smallpox.
We'll probably end up getting it.
And then the guy went, Yeah.
That was the end of that.
That's the whole smallpox myth.
Thanksgiving was supposed to be a day about us getting together with the Indians and realizing, and you sort of subsuming their culture.
And a big part of Indian culture is to give thanks.
When you go to a powwow or something, they give thanks to the north, thanks to the west, thanks to the east, thanks to the south.
It's a big deal with Indians.
And then we picked up on that and said, yeah, that's cool.
That's kind of like Christianity.
Hey, we both have that in common.
Gratitude.
Let's make it a day.
Then they want to wreck it.
We have a very interesting show for you today.
I have a general theme of today's show, and that is, let's leave the left to their own devices.
They are way better at sabotaging their movement than we are.
They are fucking mental patients.
And I think if we just stand back, we'll realize they do more harm than good.
Like, this is actually in the second email I sent you, bro.
Gotcha, gotcha.
2-2.
The American Music Awards, right?
I can't say enough about Summit News.
Despite being rammed with woke themes like gender politics and climate change, the American Music Awards hit a record low in viewership for the key demographic of 18 to 49-year-olds.
Big Frida, who is a tranny, gave a speech before his performance in front of a rainbow church set, telling the audience, welcome to our Sunday service.
How's that for a dig at Christianity and Kanye West?
Mocking Kanye West for embracing Christianity.
That'll do great for you guys in 2020.
Shitting on a country that's 75% Christian is really going to help with the votes.
That'll really pull the swing states your way.
Another example of this is Victoria's Secret.
They decided that they won't.
I'm going to spread my shit out here like Alex Jones.
Victoria's Secret's done.
Now, what you're doing there is apolitical people.
This, by the way, is 1-9.
Apolitical people are going, wait, what's been going on?
Oh yeah, Victoria's Secret's too sexist.
So it's done.
L. Brand says three months to placate activist investor.
Get woke, go broke.
Okay, all those girls are hot, but we've had this discussion before.
And this is off topic, and I'm sure I'm alone on this.
There's something kind of un-boner-y about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
You know what I mean?
It's almost like girls' genitals that are scentless.
It's kind of boring.
Yeah.
When girls get to a level of beauty where they're so beautiful, they're handsome men with their cowcatcher chins.
You need some meat.
Like, you could take a lot of those faces and put a mustache on them and a suit, and it would just be like a dashing man.
It's the squareness, I think.
The one all the way to the left, like, there's no sex appeal.
And the similarity in the bodies.
But the second to the list on the left.
And just to be clear, I'm not kicking any of those bitches out of bed for eating cookies.
I'm not kicking them out of bed for eating.
I'll eat a pig's ass if they cook it, right?
Obviously, I would kill my entire family on Christmas Day to be able to eat out one of those girls.
But they're not that good.
So I'm just saying, I'm like, it's so almost like talking about sports.
I obviously can't throw a fastball at 100 miles an hour.
So when I shit on DeGrom and say he could have pitched better in that particular game, I'm obviously not in his universe.
So yes, they're stunning.
I'm just saying within the world of breathtakingly gorgeous, I don't know.
Like I'd rather, here's an example of what I'm talking about.
I'd rather bone Demi Lovato, who's kind of chubby.
Yeah, she rules.
And not like a perfect face.
She probably looks kind of funny with her.
Hey, that's a good picture.
Yeah, that woman.
That's kind of what I'm talking about.
Like, isn't that a dude?
Do you have a boner right now?
Oh, did I tell you I massacred my penis?
Excuse me?
Yeah, I broke my dick.
How?
We were at the gym.
The coach was mad at me about this, by the way.
I said, I wet wiped it, dude.
And it's a penis.
It's just penis skin.
It's not different from like that.
But we were lifting kettlebells.
And I had a 17.5 pound one.
I bet I can hold this up with my dick.
And the coach goes, I'll give you free training all month.
Because we do these special extra classes with him, strength and conditioning, it's called, for 10 bucks.
He says he'll give me a whole month free if I do that.
So I take my foreskin.
I get a good grip.
No, at first I take the kettlebell.
I put my penis through the hole.
Then I get a good grip on my foreskin and I just let go.
And it killed.
So I went ah plop.
Right?
It sort of felt like, you ever put like a clothes peg on your earlobe?
Yeah.
Something you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was that kind of pain.
Anyway, I go home that night and I'm going pee, and I look back and there's a giant quarter-sized black spot on my knob.
No.
And that's one of the good things about being married.
Whenever you see that, you don't go, what the fuck?
And you don't have to go through a Rolodex of all the sluts you've had sex with.
Because I was like, did I have sex with a prostitute in Nigeria this week?
Was I in Caracas?
Was I in Port-au-Prince this weekend?
And I couldn't figure out what the hell it was.
And then I finally realized, oh, I severely bruised my penis from lifting a...
You know why?
Why?
He said, no, no, no, I didn't mean you holding it on the other side.
I meant like just the boner.
How much weight was it?
17.5 pounds.
That's so unrealistic.
I can do it with a towel.
That's insane.
Not those thick quilts.
I bet I couldn't lift this with a boner.
Definitely not.
Five pounds is.
And what am I supposed to do?
Go get an erection in the other room?
What was it?
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
I think he owes me a free month.
He owes you an apology at very least.
Whatever.
You should just...
Fine.
I'm considerate a charity.
But I think I did my end of the bargain.
Anyway, so the theme of today's show is: let's leave them to their own devices.
They're their own worst enemy, and all they're doing is ostracizing Middle America and all the swing states.
I think the worst thing we could do from now till the election is get involved.
Fuck politics.
Like this whole shitting on Thanksgiving thing.
I don't think you have to defend Thanksgiving.
Everyone loves Thanksgiving.
Same with shitting on Christmas.
Let them shit on Christmas.
Let them shit on Santa Claus and presents and families being together.
Let them refuse to sit at the table with a Trump supporter.
Don't sit there and go, why?
We can talk it out.
Don't do that.
Let them fry themselves.
I saw an article in the Federalist recently that said, we need to bring back the patriarchy.
It's better for everyone.
And that's what they're going to inevitably realize.
That they need us.
Yeah, there we go.
What women really want is the patriarchy.
Written by a woman.
Women have blindly followed the feminist mantra and now find themselves lonely and confused.
It's time to welcome back the patriarchy.
All right, you know what?
We should jump into it.
Let me show you what I'm talking about.
You know, remember the Gillette ads?
Oh, sheesh.
Yeah.
By the way, the guy who started Gillette was basically a communist.
He was a fascist.
No, he wasn't a communist.
He was a fascist.
And fascism, I see, is an economic model where there's one czar that handles energy.
There's one czar that handles razors and shaving.
And he wanted to be that czar.
He didn't like competition.
So he was a fascist.
And his weird globalist fucking philosophy is part of the company.
And then they did that commercial.
They did a few stinkers, right?
They did a thing on toxic masculinity.
Yeah, this million down votes.
1.5 million down votes.
Compared to 800 sissy.
What the hell has shaving got to do with gay rights?
They actually made it kind of even.
So this destroyed them.
This was a complete failure.
They stood by it too.
They said it was worth it.
It's worth it to get our message out.
Anyway, similarly, this outdoor store seems to be getting in bed with trans, and it's not going to be good for them.
It's not going to be good for the left.
So let's just sit back and enjoy it.
Let's just play our fiddles while Rome burns.
Because I think the best thing for conservatives or anyone right of center is to let the left say what they have to say.
Thank you.
They're not sending their best, frankly.
I think we should just let the left do their thing because they're so inept and mentally ill.
They're ruining their own brand.
So let's let them rock.
For example, this is an ad for a outdoorsy company called Ray R E I, I believe.
And their spokesperson is an elaborate drag queen named Patty Gonia.
I guess that's their competitors.
I don't know.
Is that an insult to Pattagonia?
Anyway, this is a commercial he did for Ray, the outdoors company, you know, tents and windbreakers and all that crap, all that utilitarian garbage that pussies use.
And here he is telling us all about plastic.
You see, plastic is the number one problem with the environment.
Climate change is all about plastic.
It's polluting our oceans, you see, and that's making the earth hotter.
What?
Isn't it just like ugly?
I don't think it's actually bad for the environment.
I mean, they say that fish will eat the plastic particles and eventually you eat the fish and you have plastic in your body.
Okay.
I mean, I got a lot of shit in my body.
I drink rotten corn and rotten barley and oats all day.
But before I let him go off of this tangent, I'd just like to say one thing.
One thing.
90% of the plastic comes from 10 rivers.
10 rivers.
Eight of them are in Asia.
Two of them are in Africa.
This is not our problem.
In fact, you could argue that bitching about plastic is racist because you're crapping on, you know, Asians.
I think there's a river in Niger.
There's the Yangtze.
Southeast Asia too.
So all of these Asian and African rivers are the problem.
Asians and Africans are polluting the oceans.
Also, this isn't included in the 90%, but the Caribbean and Central America, they just drive their barges out and just dump the garbage right into the ocean.
So all the combs and flip-flops and everything float back.
It's not an American phenomenon.
We're not the problem.
You know that straw that was in the turtle's nose?
That wasn't me.
That was them.
But anyway, so there's a major logical fallacy, a major mistake with this idiot's entire raison debt.
But let's let him go anyway.
Okay.
You should be scared.
Welcome to the planet, my dears.
Swipe your feet.
Come on in.
No more need for coats in your mother's den.
Thank you.
Take a look around.
Just pause.
He said there's no need for coats anymore.
Aren't you selling coats?
I guess the planet's going to be so hot because of plastic.
And by the way, you didn't film this in America.
I don't know where you had to go to find a beach this shitty, but it wasn't anywhere near me.
This is plastic.
You know what I bet?
It's tragic.
Just pause.
I bet you anything.
They got stock footage from Central America, Africa, whatever.
And then they probably live in Seattle in the Pacific Northwest.
I bet this is their garbage.
I bet they went to a nice beach near Seattle and just like threw a bunch of recycling in the ground.
In other words, they littered.
Which is making it so hot, you can't wear jackets.
Why is it so hot out today?
Because there's a plastic straw in the ocean.
Oh, I get it.
And it's not going away.
So let us take the dinner table in the house we call nature.
Come, let's chat.
Just pause.
This is totally unrelated.
I fucking hate colored lipstick.
First of all, on a gay, it's ridiculous, right?
The origin of lipstick is exaggerating women's features when they're sexually aroused.
So their lips get more flushed, their lips become redder, their cheeks become redder and more flushed with the extra blood coursing through their veins.
That's why they put blush on.
They're trying to look like horny women with big red, full lips.
When you make them blue, you just look like an eight-year-old who didn't get out of the pool in time.
I have an icebreaker.
Are we still lighting candles while the house is burning?
While we throw flame and fight over who is right, our mother does not bite her tongue or sit.
I think we should be fighting over who is right because that's how you get to the source of the problem.
Like in Canada, they're petrified about their carbon footprint.
They represent something like 1.5% of the world's carbon footprint.
And they're working to get that down.
Let's get it to 0.8.
And they're taxing the shit out of themselves.
You should see recycling in Ontario.
There's like five bins.
Oh, juice boxes go here.
Oh, this type of cardboard goes here.
Different type of cardboard goes here.
They're sitting there sorting all this shit while Asia and Africa are just like...
Look, I took my coffee cup and now it's a plant holder.
I saved the world.
Meanwhile, China's just like, oh, good for you.
As toxic sludge goes pouring out of the window.
Yeah, I like your little plan.
Nice job.
Hank Hill.
He's Vietnamese, I guess.
Wait, go back a bit.
Now the plastic is causing the icebergs to melt.
It's all the same, this plastic straw.
...is burning.
While we throw flame and fight over who is right, our mother does not bite her tongue or sit in silence.
It's us.
Why do you get to be Mother Nature, by the way, Homo?
Men are just taking over.
Our natural tendency, gay or not, is to say, here, I'll handle this.
Let me handle this.
And now we're taking over feminism.
We are women.
Hear us roar.
We want the right to vote.
We hate that we only make 77 cents on the dollar.
And we're Mother Nature.
Welcome aboard.
The whole reason pagans made Mother Nature a woman is because she gives life.
She's more organic.
She's sentient.
Her breasts feed.
A guy can't be like, me too.
My breasts feed.
Come, feel from my womb all my, well, I guess just poo and pee and some chiz.
But besides that, feel how interconnected I am to the earth.
No, you're not.
What's less mother nature than fucking high-heel boots and makeup on a dude?
That's me.
I did that with my plastic straws.
Just pause.
You know that liberals are going around steal straws now, right?
My son is so brainwashed, my six-year-old, that he gets pissed off if he sees me use a plastic straw.
He does not use plastic.
That's one of his rules.
And if you get him like a milkshake with a plastic straw on, he's like, no thanks.
Way to stick to your guns, dude.
Did you see that?
You may have to go back.
Oh, no.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
*laughs*
That's a t-shirt.
Oh, no.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
So wait a minute.
Now he's black and a woman and Mother Nature all at the same time.
And he is hella pissed, y'all.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
What a loser.
See, a woman knows when she's been told.
When the men in the boardroom think she's being see, this is what I just said.
He is women.
Hear him roar.
We know when we've been told.
When we're told to get back in our place in the boardroom.
Well, fuck you.
We're not doing it anymore.
We're taking our penises and slapping you in the face.
Because we are women.
With makeup on.
Wait a minute.
I'm lost here.
So the metaphor is getting confusing.
Now, Mother Nature represents all women and feminism, and they've had enough.
So Mother Nature is going to be fighting back?
What does this mean?
Like, we're going to get a crazy storm that's going to kill all the men?
I don't understand where he's going with this metaphor.
Is this our message in a plastic bottle?
XO hugs, kisses.
I'll try harder tomorrow.
Day after day, we send our regards.
Millions and millions of plastic discards.
P.S. Yeah, Asia.
We don't give a damn.
But we should really give a damn.
Asia and Africa.
This business.
Now I know what you're saying.
Stop it, Orientals.
We don't give a damn.
But we should really give a damn.
Yeah, Africa.
Give a damn, Africa.
Now I know what you're saying.
It's just a drop in the bucket.
It's just one plastic bag, one straw, so suck it.
Well, suck on this.
Right now, there are more plastic pieces in the ocean than stars in the Milky Way.
Billion plastic bags being used every single day.
We dress this mess in political gains, in power change, and profits made.
Our mother says to go upstairs and put on something new.
Can you not have Googled this before you did a spent?
I don't know.
What was this, like 30 grand?
Before you spent 30 grand on a commercial, maybe look it up.
Maybe just Google where plastic comes from and who is responsible.
Jesus Lord.
This is what I mean about the left frying themselves.
Like these guys are freaking out about a plastic cup and saying, suck it, while a gay dude with blue lips dances around in a bag dress.
Like, why make fun of them?
They're doing a great job all on their own.
Why lampoon the ridiculous?
It is a lampoon.
Put on your boots.
We've got a ton of work to do.
He is woman.
Dear Mother Nature.
Dear Mother Nature, I love you so much.
I love you.
Yeah, Asia.
I would use less strawberry in order to save this Mother Nature dude.
Loving you has taught me how to love myself.
Give us a chance to show ourselves.
You are beautiful.
You are loved.
Just pause.
What is more ridiculous than a dude who looks like my brother's friend standing there in a giant gown going, look at me?
Look at my gorgeous beauty.
Like if it's the hottest woman in the world or even like that, you know, in the Game of Thrones chick, who's super annoying, but in the show, when she's got her white hair and she's on a dragon and she's like, look at me.
I'm the queen.
You're like, okay, that's kind of cool.
You're a queen and you run dragons all over the place.
Cool.
I'm freaked out.
You know, I see the power in that.
Your incredible beauty.
It's so rare.
But when it's fucking Randy McKevins, the dude who does inventory at the Dominion Tavern when the bartender's too drunk.
He's like, I might do inventory at Dominion Tavern, but I'm also Mama Nature and I'm hella pissed.
You're the fucking laughingstock, dude.
We'll protect you.
So, Queen straight.
Father Time is ticking on.
And what will be left is what we have done.
And what will be left is what we have done.
Our mother is dying while we are out living.
We must be way beyond gay.
It's over.
Like, what are you still doing?
How long?
Does this keep going?
I got it.
Okay, you're wrong.
You're wrong, but I get what you're saying.
That plastic is bad.
We gotta care about the environment more.
It's misdirected, but I get your point.
Why are you still prancing around the beach?
It's getting dark out, dude.
Go home.
If we dare choose, it's time that we act.
We've got everything to lose.
Is he going to cry?
You have this reversed, right?
so we don't get kicked off YouTube.
Mother Nature is...
I can't read backwards.
Mother Nage is continuing on.
Oh, Mother Nage is counting on you.
Mother Nage, girl.
Mother, motherfucking Nage.
Okay, so the reason I pulled that up, Brian, is, well, the reason I pulled that up is to say I think we should leave the left alone.
Leave them to their own devices.
They're even great in the war on Islam.
Like, they've got burqas that are rainbow colored and saying Allah loves homosexuality and stuff.
Yes, please do.
That's why Lauren Southern is banned from Britain for hate speech.
Because she set up a table that said Allah loves homosexuality or something, had rainbow pamphlets and shit.
That was considered hate speech.
The left does that on their own, Lauren.
You don't have to bother.
So this is Patagonia, the guy you just saw, who, I mean, this is what happens when you're too nice to people.
I'm not saying he should have been bullied when he was a kid, but when you let someone, especially gays, it appears, totally indulge themselves, you end up with a really annoying twat who's bad for your movement.
Hey, Kevin, Sandy's shit faced again.
Can you just count the empties in the back, please?
What?
No?
*laughs*
Okay.
Can I like make it more me?
Hi.
My name is Wynn.
I was born and raised in Nebraska.
When will he shut the fuck up?
When I put on a pair of high-heel boots and backpacked for the first time as Patty Gonia.
No, this is not a joke.
I don't know what he's doing it for.
Blisters?
I'm a member of the blisters movement and I wear incredibly uncomfortable shoes to go hiking in order to promote, I don't know, foot pain?
What is he doing?
Look at this.
Finally, someone's fierce and waterproof.
Pattigonia is an environmental advocate drag queen.
What is you plastic cutlery?
This whole world is new to me, if you can't tell.
See, he falls.
He's vulnerable.
He's not perfect.
I am not struggling.
He is mother nature, but he's not perfect and he's hella pissed about it.
I think that it's just so cool that you're an ally to kids in your school and that you guys are an ally every day of your life.
Work, work.
Work, work.
What the fuck has this got to do with anything?
He's bringing drag to outdoors?
What does that mean?
Like, you hate that people hike not in high-heel shoes?
The oppression that people who wear thigh-high boots get when they go on a fucking hike?
The oppression comes from your blisters, dude.
I don't give a shit what you wear.
I can't decline.
Hey, it's okay to be gay and go on a walk.
Love on Queen Mother Nate.
Surprise!
I'm here to show you the whole...
30 minutes long.
Can you imagine how brave you'd have to be to watch this entire thing?
If I watched this entire thing, I would Move in with Joe Biggs and we would go beat up guys who had stolen Valor because I would be a war vet.
And I'm done.
Well, this is the making of Mother Nate.
Why'd he take that boot off?
All right.
We're not done yet, folks.
They're not sending their best.
And this was a town hall in Olympia, which is that's near Portland, right?
Pacific Northwest.
That's where Courtney's from.
Can you flip this back?
It's getting annoying.
So the trans movement is very positive and they don't judge people.
And I think that's a mistake.
Because if you're going to have representatives, they should be articulate, sound normal, not say crazy shit all the time.
Like Mother Nature's hella pissed.
So I'm trying to help them, I guess.
I'm saying you guys are your own worst enemies.
The people you send up are mental patients.
So town halls are always good for the local loonies to come out.
But when you're dealing with trans, the loony is loony to the power of two, loony squared.
And here we have a meeting in Olympia where some trans people would like to tell you basically that you're bitches.
And you'll notice, by the way, when they talk, they sound a lot like the liberals on my show on free speech, where they just say, we need to get together, have a conversation about people and feeling, and just get back to love.
And you're listening to going, yeah, okay.
Can you give me something of substance besides a Hallmark card?
Followed by Ioda.
I can't read the last name.
Followed by a name I'm not going to pronounce.
Just pause.
The name of the name that she couldn't say was Christopher Shitlips.
Hello, City Hall.
My name's Lawrence.
I work with Hartspark Press.
I'm a tranny suffering in the conditions you create for us to not live in this city.
Just pause.
I'm a tranny.
I didn't know you could say tranny.
I'm a tranny living in the conditions that you create.
What did we do to you?
Why is it there?
I don't like politicians either, but what did they do to him?
They said, no, there's a no-tranny zone.
You can't get on the bus.
He goes to buy a loaf of bread.
Sorry.
We starve trannies here in Olympia.
Look at this hot mess.
I want to say that I am a person that values hearing out people's pain and talking to their hearts.
And I feel like the people here at City Hall, they don't do that.
You fuck with people's hearts.
You create illusions.
Point of order, I'm going to ask that you refrain.
This is broadcast live out in people's homes with families.
My point is, you didn't care what I just said, which proves my point.
You're not listening to my frustration and pain having to deal with people like you who are worried about what I'm saying.
What do you want us to do?
Lower attacks?
Can we move along here?
What do you want?
Just like the illusions of this meeting, like this shit's nice, right?
You get people in a room.
They come to you with their problems.
You say you care, but you don't really do anything about it.
We go home.
We come back again.
There's no solutions.
To what?
So I just picked hope.
I'm a New Yorker.
I like when bums come up to me and they start going, hey man, I got a buzz to you.
I just know.
Cut out of the buck.
You'll notice when you ask directions in New York City, you go, which way's north?
And they're like, what do you want?
Hope.
Oh, look who's there.
But I'm very hopeless and changed.
Especially when it's in the hands of people like you on the sport.
Just can you?
Can you have more of a shit wig, please?
If I'm a tranny, like I got this at CVS and it's nicer than his.
It literally is nicer than his.
And I filled it with leaves because it was supposed to be part of a witch pumpkin.
You look worse than a witch pumpkin, dude.
Hope that you will be able to hear our pain and we can have a meeting point in getting the peace we want to see in the world.
Who's next to you, dude?
And I would like also to not have the police involved with any sort of lighting involving any trans women, K-map people, really anyone.
Hold on.
I think he's saying he doesn't want the police involved in anything involving trans.
What is light?
Like the sky?
With any sort of light to like not want to see in the world.
This guy is more sane than Mother Neach.
Than Patagonia.
I mean, sorry, less sane.
Like, I didn't think we'd get more ridiculous in Patagonia.
All she did was not Google something.
This person does not speak language.
This is not even English or anything.
He can't convey information with his face.
Besides, I'm not too not to have the police involved with any sort of lighting involving any trans women, Kmap people, really anyone.
What?
I don't understand you.
But keep going.
Next, I have Felicia Ibarra, followed by Arthur West.
Elicia Ibarra?
That's not your real name.
Okay, now this one's going to get tricky because it's going to sound like we're making fun of the handicapped.
But this goes back to what I was saying earlier.
If someone is severely handicapped and talks like they're about to laugh their head off, you know, like say your friend went to a Halloween party kind of later on in the year, like November 1st, and he was dressed up like Barney the dinosaur and everyone there was wearing just suits and shit.
It was like a formal dinner.
And when you were telling that story, you'd be going, so he shows up dressed like Barney the fucking dinosaur.
Everyone there is wearing a suit.
If you had that speech impediment, maybe just do a lot of the writing and maybe don't have the mic.
Just sorry, but for the movement, like Tyrannosaurus Burke, she should maybe be behind the scenes because it's very distracting to have the head of the Me Too movement be a one.
I would say thank you for having me here today, but I must not tell lies.
I'm Armani Liebershet.
Armani Lieberschett?
Also, do you work with Hartzberg?
Fuck is Hartsberg.
They're already sharing the mess.
How dare you corrupt the symbols of my trans and gay siblings?
Just pause.
I get that you're handicapped and you consider yourself, I guess, a woman or some sort of weird gender.
By the way, you have a tie on and you're in a chair.
How do you be a woman?
Doesn't he have a mustache?
Just because you have fucking yarn stitched in your head, you get to be a chick?
But doesn't he sound like he's about to crack up because someone wore a Barney the Dinosaur uniform to an important formal dinner?
Like he just, especially stoned guys, you know, when they just had a toque and they go, so that's why they even showed up in the first place because they thought they had won the lottery and they thought they were going there to collect money.
Well, also having those very same symbols protected by people who are meant to eliminate us.
How dare you?
How dare I want?
And how do how dare you?
Is he grabbing up?
Even think about accepting an award for just pause.
I'm sorry.
I know he's handicapped, but he sounds exactly like he's holding in weed.
How dare you?
Corrupt our symbols.
What is he talking about?
Symbols?
They have a symbol, right?
Like they have a flag.
They probably have some weird male-female shape thing, like the prince when he wasn't prince anymore, the artist formerly known as prince.
But what did they do to it?
They took a shit on it?
They broke it in half?
Hey, Trans.
I'm a municipal politician.
You see your symbol?
It's gay.
Ting, tingling, ting, ting, ting.
What do you want?
I don't understand what you want.
I'll do anything you want.
Here, here's the keys to the city.
Here's a million dollars.
What would you like to see happen, sir?
For a place that you block off half of, therefore making it impossible for me to get around in the city.
Okay.
So his beef appears to be not related to trans or symbos, but more wheelchair access.
So just cut to the quick next time.
So you would like to have...
Cut to the good part.
Cut to the chase.
So you want more ramps and shit.
Okay, got it.
Can you show me where?
Because the way I recall, especially in New York City, you can get really screwed if you don't have wheelchair access.
There's big fines for that.
I am the aunt angry.
I'm furious.
You're pretty happy.
I'm furious that this town even has the nerve to claim progressivism.
Is that a laugh?
Even though we all know progressivism is proto-fascist anyway.
Oh, so progressivism isn't even good enough for him.
You know what I never got about the handicap?
Why do you get to be all pissed off that things don't work for you when your own body doesn't work?
You know?
Like, I understand if you're black and you go, why can't I drink at that fountain?
Why is there a black fountain?
I'm just a normal guy.
I should be able to drink at that fountain.
Got it.
Very, very easy to understand.
But someone is like, and can't talk properly going, why the fuck can't I go over there on the Bouncy Castle and then play basketball at a trampoline gym?
You go, I don't know.
You can't do a lot of shit.
You're severely handicapped.
Like, if I made the world where you could do everything, it would be really, you know, you go to motels all over the country and they all have this crazy arm thing to lower a handicapped person into the pool.
And they're always covered in linoleum or tarp or something because no one ever uses them.
I mean, I figure if you're a completely gimpy, like crumpled up Muppet, you're going to be with someone.
And can't that person just sort of take you from the edge of the pool and plop you in the water?
I mean, you need someone by your side at all times if you're that handicapped.
So why do we need this $10,000?
I guarantee every motel had to spend $10,000 on this stupid, like chair.
No.
Sorry.
If you are a crumpled ball of human being, whoever's handling you can get you in the fucking pool.
That would be funny if I was on that board and I was just like, can I interrupt?
Are you talking about the fucking arms at motels?
Because those are stupid, okay?
If you go to a motel, I'll put you in the pool, Fatty.
I would say do better.
At what?
But I know y'all were just...
What's a job?
And your job is to oppress my family.
I hope when you go home at night to your comfortable houses, to your middle-class lives, where you have to worry about nothing.
Okay, I don't think we can do this anymore.
I've had enough.
But can't, like, say, I was part of their team, I was one of his trans siblings.
I'd say, Eddie, can you just stay there?
And what I'll do is I'll come up and I'll go, this is my friend Eddie.
He doesn't have access to over 30% of the venues in this city.
Now, that is one of the worst cities in the state of Washington.
Look at Portland, 72%.
Seattle, 84%.
Vancouver, 90%.
Olympia, 64%.
How do we get this bad at wheelchair access?
I've sent you, if you look on your desk, I sent a list of the venues.
I don't want them sued, but I just, I'm not looking for fines, but I just want us to at least get up to the state average.
Right, Eddie?
See?
Thank you.
Good night.
But they're too crazy to do that, and I guess too stupid.
So why don't we just leave them to their own devices?
Because the modern radical left has gone from being Antifa and the paramilitary wing of the DNC to being an anvil that's posing as a life preserver.
I mean, I think we should just let them throw this drowning political stance, an anvil, and watch it plummet to the bottom of the plastic-covered sea.
*music*
I'm getting angry.
Look, it's obviously lame to make fun of the handicap that's punching down, way down.
But you guys got to work on your spokesman.
For example, 1-6, RFK Jr. was on Tucker Carlson, and I don't know.
I'm kind of starting to agree with that guy.
I don't know how I feel about vaccines anymore, to be honest.
Like 100% of them.
Are 100% of them good for your kids?
I don't fucking know.
But I'm open to the idea that pharmaceutical companies would be lying to us.
This is going to happen to you, by the way.
You too, Ryan.
When you get to my age, conspiracy theories stop sounding weird.
I think so, yeah.
I'm questioning everything.
I used to laugh at JFK.
Even with 9-11, I'm at the point now where I'm open to the possibility that George Bush knew we were going to be attacked by Muslims.
I don't believe in like thermite in the I-beams, any of that shit.
Thermite paint.
Thermite paint.
But the idea that Bush knew, I'm open to that now.
Anyway, so RFK Jr., obviously a Kennedy, he is anti-vaccines and he needs someone else to do the talking.
Have a calm here.
Go back, go back, go back.
So just like that handicapped guy sounds exactly like he's stoned and he's about to laugh his head off, RFK Jr. has a neurological disorder that messes with his voice box.
So he always sounds like you just walked in and he was just raped.
And he was crying and you go, RFK, stop, stop, stop.
Just tell me what happened.
He came in here and I was screaming the entire time and no one can hear me.
That's how he talks.
Check it out.
Because it's not consistent.
No, go back to the right when Tucker asked the question about the safety vaccines, a no-go zone on the left.
Well, you know, it's interesting because it's not consistent with the traditional liberal posture of skepticism towards large corporate power.
I thought he was crying Ross the boot.
I'm not criticizing your point.
I'm not criticizing you for having a neurological disorder, but clearly public speaking is not for you, dude.
This is what I was saying about those handicapped guys.
Sorry.
You don't have it.
The citizen industry and government agencies.
And CDC has been characterized by at least four federal studies as a cesspool.
I can't listen to what you're saying.
It sounds totally valid, but I cannot listen.
Do not adjust your television sets.
It needs that.
I thought there was something wrong with the computer.
Anyway, I've got a lot more on this, this idea that we need to just leave the left to their own devices.
And when I say the left, I obviously mean the modern left, which is basically the alt-left.
But like, check out, did I send you this video about these feminists?
So there was a march in France, and they have a serious rape epidemic there, thanks to the refugees.
And there were signs on these feminists.
Since person des violores, sent estrangés, le Parisienne, but situ les crisis sur un pincard in many feminists.
Voici le results.
52% of rapists are foreigners.
But if you write that on a card in front of a bunch of feminists, this is the result.
So those signs say 52%, or when they say étranger, they mean stranger, but that means foreigner there.
Look, so this feminist is attacking her sign.
This happened when I was in France.
When I went there after Bataclan and I was in northern Paris, which is all Muslim, asking Muslims how they feel about France and infidels.
And this white woman, white men didn't have a problem with me.
White women were always fucking up my interviews and coming over and going, don't get it twisted.
Don't get it twisted.
Using American Ebonics.
But yeah, these geriatric boomer feminists are attacking these young feminists for daring to point out a hate fact about rape in their city.
Look how mad they are.
You get what I'm saying?
This is great publicity.
for conservatives.
If they're brown, let them rape.
This is anti-rapist.
Yeah.
You guys are hurting rapists' feelings.
Rapists are people too, you know.
Like, remember that dude?
A dude was rapist.
I think he was Dutch.
Maybe he was Norwegian or Finnish.
He's a Northern European, and he was a politician, a male, who was raped by a Somalian.
And his problem was, the man is going to be deported.
I feel terrible about what happened with the rape.
But what's really damaging is that they are going to deport him now.
I feel terrible about it.
It wasn't even that bad of a rape.
There we go.
Male Norwegian politician raped by asylum seeker says he feels guilty that his attacker will now be deported because the man might suffer back in Somalia.
We're rapists' rights.
Who knew we'd get here?
And this actually, speaking of the left doing our dirty work, transgender people, this is 1.7 and 1.8, claim that if you don't want to have sex with them, you are transphobic.
Well, I'm transphobic.
Sign me up.
Remember Chris Rock?
I want to be the head of the KKK.
Remember that?
No, I don't.
He had a thing about, I love black people, but I hate.
And then he used an unfortunate epithet for African Americans.
Yeah.
He's like, sign me up for the KKK.
Transgender people claim gays are.
So if you are, like, say, there's a lesbian, right?
And she meets that guy.
And then he takes off his pants and he goes, please eat me out.
And she goes, well, you have a penis.
And as a lesbian, I'm not a fan of those.
And he goes, fuck you, transphobe.
Look, click on one of those pictures.
So this is this journalist who's found some chat room.
And the way they talk is bizarre.
Like, look at the bottom part.
Let me make it readable for me.
I'm covering it.
Why can't I express that?
Also, regarding transphobia toward trans men, they have a dick, dick, ew, vaginas are gross culture going on.
A lot will say they're pro-trans rights, but then they'll say shit like, sorry, I only date real men.
Many are allies in name only for PC Brownie points.
You see what I'm saying?
Like, just leave it to them.
They want a world where lesbians have to perform fellatio and gays have to eat out chicks.
So now you just lost all normal lesbians and gays.
They're out of your movement.
By the way, sorry.
This would be just after 1.6, after RFK Jr.
Regarding that 90% of plastica thing here.
Plastica?
90% of plastic comes from 10 rivers.
Eight of them are Asian, two of them are African.
This is between 1.6 and 1.7.
By analyzing, this is the stat I was bringing up in the previous thing with Patty Gonia.
By analyzing the waste found in the rivers and surrounding landscape, researchers were able to estimate that just 10 river systems carry 90% of the plastic that ends up in the ocean.
Eight of them are in Asia.
The Yangtze, Indus, Yellow, Haihe, Ganges, Pearl, Amur, Mekong.
and two in Africa, the Nile and the...
The Nile, and then there's a country in Africa that's called N-word.
It's only one G. I know which word you're saying.
I don't care how many Gs it is, Ryan.
I'm not saying that word.
And if there's anyone in Africa watching this show, we're very disappointed in you to name a country that.
That's really sad.
I hurt you.
I hurt you.
I am the only one.
You're at the United Nations and you're like, we'd like to thank our delegates from the Congo and from South Africa and from Zimbabwe.
And I'm not saying that word.
I'm better than that.
What?
I am from Nigeria.
I will chop your money, disappear.
We are from Nigeria.
You can make it a soft G all you want, sir.
It does not make it right.
Speaking of pandering, this is a little off.
Oh, wait.
Speaking of Tucker, did you see this guy saying, I can't believe Tucker still has a job here?
A little loser.
Not that funny.
Unfortunate.
Just one, two.
If you're wondering who the Democratic nominee will be, don't bet against Michelle Obama.
The Democratic Party is ripping.
Sorry, can I just pause it?
I know I said, let's not do politics, and here I am doing politics.
When Tucker says something like that, he's usually kind of cheating in the sense that he has insider info, and he's pretending this is just a wild theory he makes up, where down the line he's going to look like a fucking genius.
Right, right.
He doesn't just fart out ideas.
When he comes, he's sort of like James O'Keeffe with Project Veritas.
When he drops a bomb, there's actually much more artillery behind him.
So he's just pretending this is just flicking a cigarette, but he actually has mountains of gasoline behind him.
Ace and gender and class.
Michelle Obama, let's be honest, is one of the only people who could unite the party's warring factions.
Dr. Carlson with a bold prediction saying Michelle Obama just may be the Democratic ticket next year, despite the former first lady saying on message with this episode.
Nice to see you, sir.
What do you think of the prediction on Michelle Obama?
I'd like to see that.
Well, she's not running, but the core question is why the hell does Tucker Carson still have a job here in the first place?
The reality is this is someone who said white supremacy is a hole.
You can't even say his name.
Tucker Carr.
Wait, did he say Tucker Car?
Tucker Carr.
Yeah.
Here in the first place.
Obama.
I'd like to see that.
Well, she's not running, but the core question is, why the hell does Tucker Cars still have a job here?
Tucker Cars.
Tucker Cars?
Is he from the movie Cars?
Get her done.
Was he the tow truck in Cars?
Yeah, I'm going to do something special.
He said white supremacy is a hoax.
That's not what he said.
He said that this obsession with white supremacy is a waste of time because it's not really a thing, which is what I say, which is the KKK and Out of the Streets.
Remember that story I told you at the bar where I said, the Antifa is just the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
They go to DNC events and they beat up Trump supporters.
They're a violent gang that are the street warriors for the Democratic Party.
And he goes, Well, Trump has the same thing.
And I go, Who?
And he says, KKK.
The KKK.
Wow.
According to this gentleman, they are showing up.
So the reason this clown said that is because all his eggs are in that basket.
So if white supremacy isn't a thing, they don't have a campaign.
They have nothing to offer.
And to that I say, good.
Let them go.
Let them pretend America is a white supremacist country.
Because you know who knows America?
Americans.
They work with black people.
They walk down the street.
They go to the gym.
They spar with black dudes.
They say, have a happy Thanksgiving.
They know how they feel.
And they talk to their brothers and they talk to their relatives.
And they know that America is not racist.
So when you say that Tucker should be fired for not saying white supremacy is the biggest problem in the country, you're a retard.
The reality is this is someone who said white supremacy is a hoax.
And why does Fox allow him to still be here in the first place?
Well, I mean, his opinion there is that Michelle Obama may get in this race.
Do you think that will happen?
Not going to happen.
Not going to happen.
But I think the core question is he shouldn't be on here at all.
Get it.
We didn't bring you on to talk about Tucker Carlson.
I brought you on to talk about the Democratic field.
He has no...
Why couldn't he even elaborate why that's not...
I think he's right.
Why does Tucker Carse have a job?
Yeah, Tucker Carst never actually worked on Fox.
Good news.
Good news.
Tucker Carse has never worked here one day in his life.
All right, it's official.
From now on, we are calling him Tucker Carls.
I talk to him pretty regularly.
I'm going to call him Tucker Carse.
We aren't angry.
That reminds me.
I was talking to a buddy of mine in Toronto who had dinner with a major player in CSIS.
CSIS is Canada's CIA.
And he said, the guy was a fucking imbecile social justice warrior.
He said, why is your group more concerned with white supremacy than, say, radical Islam?
And he said, well, white supremacy is more of a serious risk to Canadian sovereignty because it will start a civil war.
And jihadi terrorism is just a one-off thing.
It's not really a thing.
And then he said, so if whites, is white supremacy the biggest threat to Canada?
This is a guy who's just retired.
He had his whole career in CISIS, which is the CIA.
So this is, for all intents and purposes, a CIA Secret Service agent who has just retired.
So he represents North American values as far as law enforcement goes.
And then he said, well, the only thing more deadly than that, I think, is climate change.
And the big picture there is, you know, why fight to defend a country if it's underwater?
Can you fucking believe that?
He's basically a 17-year-old girl.
And he's throwing men in cages for being a threat to society.
All right.
We're almost out of time.
I did want to squeeze in a letter, but I got to show you this thing.
I saw this in a bar on the TV and the news, and I furiously wrote down the guy's name.
Julia Luis Dreyfus was always rich.
She did Seinfeld for a lark.
Her dad was a multi-millionaire.
And, you know, bored rich people, they tend to buy art, buy and sell art like a stock.
And she thinks that's interesting.
So she is doing a new documentary about her father's art and how incredible it was.
Julia Louise Dreyfus is known for her on-camera comedic prowess.
Go down to the video.
You're going to have to skip through an ad, though.
Isn't there a video with it?
Oh, yeah, it's number one five.
Julia Louise Dreyfus, blah, blah, blah.
I mean, winning roles.
But she's gone beyond the scenes to narrate a documentary, The Generosity of I, about her father's decision to donate his art collection to the Harlem's Children's Zone, HCZ.
What a mensch.
What a wonderful guy.
What a wonderful guy.
So as she's talking about all the wonderful art that her dad procured over the years, your dad's not relevant.
He went shopping.
It's like interior decorators.
They have this, usually women, they have this attitude about themselves.
You shop.
You buy people furniture.
You're a personal shopper.
And if you're an art collector, you're just a shopper.
Congratulations.
And if you're in finance, you're a money babysitter.
Thanks for standing.
You're basically a security guard.
Yeah, but I read the Wall Street Journal cover to cover.
Thanks.
Overqualified.
Thanks for coming out.
Monkeys threw darts at stocks and did better than most guys in finance.
Your job is random.
That's really.
And I don't have a, yeah.
The monkeys did better than the stockbrokers.
Wow.
And I don't really have a problem with that.
Hey, you got a good gig.
You're making lots of money.
Those dudes have to work fucking hard, too.
They don't really see their kids Monday to Thursday.
But the arrogance.
The arrogance is confusing.
Art collectors, interior designers, finance, your jobs are gay and stupid and boring.
So lose the attitude, please.
Work on television, but right now, Julia Louis Dreyfus is working on another project, helping the world get acquainted with the art of a man who was born into slavery.
His name is Bill Trailer.
So this guy was a slave.
He was freed.
I think he's dead now.
But I guess he was around in the 50s or something.
And they're focusing a lot of the documentary on this incredibly talented artist, except for the part where he can't draw.
Oh, and I'm sure his I'm sure they're highlighting him not because he was formerly a slave, but because his art exceeds nothing to do with race.
This has everything to do with talent.
Let's check out some of his works.
I like when the plight doesn't overshadow the talent.
See his art right now at a gallery on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.
Entertainment reporter Sandy Kenyon caught up with the star to talk about her new passion project.
Sandy.
Liz, this is the girl name.
That sucks if your name was Sandy.
Oh my lord.
Call me Sandy.
Anything.
Determined to honor the legacy of both men.
Don't call me Sandy.
He was born into slavery.
Spent half a century.
This is such a perfect example of white pandering.
This guy sucks.
These are not good for cave drawings.
If these were 250,000 years old in a cave, they would not be good.
I'm sorry.
It sucks that you were a slave.
Ancient Sumerians are like a drink.
It's great that you got a hobby, but you can't draw.
These are terrible.
What is that?
A dog behind you?
What animal is that?
And why are his legs golf clubs?
He knows that animals' back legs bend backwards, but he doesn't seem to know that about front legs.
He doesn't know where the knee is on a front leg, and he draws animals for a living.
He hedged his bets, he just kept them completely straight.
Somebody's going to make them golf clubs.
They do better.
That way they don't got a knee.
Sharecropper, Bill Trailer couldn't read or write much beyond his own name.
Or paint.
He did not even become an artist until he was well past.
Still not an artist.
He never became an artist since never.
And he never got good at it at all.
If you will.
And you won't.
Age of 80.
And yet still managed to leave an astonishing legacy.
How old is he now?
79?
Here's a way to put it.
Say you quit your job, right?
And you left and you said, I'm going to become an artist.
And your friends come over to your studio and you go, well, what do you think, guys?
They would call Bellevue and have you committed for mental illness.
The mean ones would laugh and the nice ones would try to help you get the help that you need.
Who are you on the phone with?
An art collector?
Google Image is art.
An art exploit?
And Julia Louise Dreyfus is just talking about her father's incredible eye for talent.
Look how not racist my dad was.
Yeah.
My dad found a slave and he bought a bunch of his shitty drawings.
And we're here to tell the world about his generosity.
That's the name of the documentary, Generosity.
Look at these unbelievable drawings.
I know that's a cliche to say, but they're way worse than my six-year-old.
And Basquiat, he drew in a naive fashion, but you could see the innate talent in Basquiat's drawings.
These are devoid of talent.
That actually looks like in a scary movie when the kid's drawing disturbing things, and the parents like, what is this?
This is called 2IC.
It's my friend.
This is called me on the phone with a conference call, doodling on a pad.
Keep going.
Oh, there's your cat with your golf club legs.
It's the Babaduke.
His trademark kneeless front legs.
Oh, look at that.
That one's leggy.
Can't you draw anything but shitty animals and 2D stick figures?
Look at this.
They're in a tree.
They chased a bunch of guys and birds up a tree.
Anyway, sorry.
That was a silly tangent.
No, this is great.
This is so terrible.
Ancient Sumerians are like, we did better than that.
We had to carve sandstone.
Yeah.
You're worse than a caveman, dude.
So easy, you can't do it.
Again, horses' legs bend the wrong way.
Same with cheetahs.
Same with all these fucking out.
Look at that lion up there.
The king of the jungle.
You don't want to get those golf club legs with its little booties.
It's got baby booties on his golf club legs.
How's he going to paw you with those?
Look at his face, too.
He looks like me.
Yeah, yeah, he kind of does.
Don't tell anyone that I'm not a good drama.
Okay, look at her neck.
That's a crutch.
Drop out, sir.
That's an umbrella she's holding.
All right, I think we're out of time.
Oh, man.
But before we go, have I made myself clear?
Oh, yeah, here's one more example.
And again, I got this from Summit.news.
This is yet another example of them being terrible for themselves.
This is a show.
I just turned it off.
Jordan Peele, for all intents and purposes, again, I'm using that same colloquialism twice in one show.
He's white.
Sorry.
Kamala Harris, Corey Booker, Colin Kaepernick.
What's black about them?
Their skin?
Does that mean someone with a very deep tan who grew up white is black?
I mean, surely the black experience is more than just the pigmentation of your skin.
This is what Ali Alexander was pointing out about Kamala Harris.
She doesn't have the right.
This is 2-3, by the way.
She doesn't have the right to subsume the American black experience.
She's from Montreal.
And I think Corey Booker, Corey Booker grew up in one of the nicest parts of Jersey.
He was the only black family there.
All they do there is kayak and canoe.
It's not a black town.
And he claims he lives in Jersey City in Newark.
He has an apartment there.
They went and interviewed his neighbors.
No one has ever seen him go in and out of that place.
Cops live there.
It's a fake apartment.
A big apartment.
So Jordan Peel grew up, black dad gone.
I did a whole video about this.
No black dad around.
Raised by the white mom in the Upper West Side, possibly the whitest place in North America.
And he went to hippy-dippy art schools that had gardens on the roof.
And he's devoted his career, married to a white woman, Chelsea Peretti.
He's devoted his career to punishing whites for being racist.
And he did Get Out, where we're all evil.
We want to steal your black body and put our brains in there.
That was the horror movie there.
And now this one is, El Pacino plays, I think, a Holocaust survivor.
You watch it and you go, okay, whatever.
It's Holocaust porn, basically.
But then I read more about it, and it's all about this guy who hunts Nazis.
How El Pacino hunts Nazis.
But Nazis aren't actual Nazis from World War II, which would be an okay movie.
I guess I could get into that.
It's just people basically that are conservatives.
Wow.
So what I'm saying, the theme of this show, this episode, is this is good for us.
This is good to show that the left wants MAGA people dead.
In this trailer, we can see that the people he hunts and kills, even though I think it takes place in the 50s or something, they look like MAGA.
They even have red hats.
They look like Christian conservatives, white people.
So it's not Nazis, it's Republicans.
Okay, make that a movie.
Good.
Good.
Put that out there.
This is the okay son, don't wear a coat, and then he comes back.
Well, you could have got me pants.
Yeah, I'm punishing, I'm treating the left like my kids and letting them freeze to death.
There's a time where we all must choose between the light and the darkness.
But when there's great darkness in this world, perhaps the choice is made for us.
I guess Al Pacino is talking about when he was a Nazi hunter, and this is like he's the narrator.
Oh, I see.
Jordan Peele is a weirdo.
You don't think he's going to get backlashed for not casting an actual Jewish poison?
Nah.
People like us have been degraded and exterminated.
But no more.
Just pause.
You get that?
So blacks and Jews have been consistently exterminated in history, but no more.
We're fighting back.
We're going to kill the white people that are killing these Jews and blacks.
Interesting.
Okay.
That's not very nice.
We're not killing you.
There is evil among us.
Wait, wait a minute.
Didn't we go fight in World War II and kill all the Nazis?
Yeah, those are the Patriots.
But the Patriots are Germans?
Now I'm the bad guy?
I thought Americans and Canadians and everyone went over there and killed the Nazis for you.
No, Americans went over there to kill the Nazis because they were jealous.
They were like, there could only be one Nazis.
Okay.
So we are the Nazis now.
All right.
Uh-huh.
You must remember.
This evil starts.
It's but a spot inside of them.
Then it grows.
That's probably worth a lot of money because they don't exist.
To a state.
Then it becomes a scourge.
Pause.
You getting the subtext there?
What happened to the Nazis?
Now they're the ministers of industry.
They live here now and they're the bankers.
Okay.
That's a weird made-up universe you live in.
No such evil until it strikes.
So the time to act is now.
Before everything we hold dear to us is destroyed.
This is a man in the high castle spin-off.
Pause.
Wait, go back.
Oh, shit.
Look at that hat.
So, did you get the subtext here?
Like the Iron Cross.
Basically, they're saying people like me, Proud Boys, Patriots, Trump supporters, Christians, anyone remotely traditional, I know that they seem okay right now.
They seem innocent.
But they have to be snuffed out.
This is your chance to kill baby Hitler.
Yes.
Conservatives are baby Hitler.
There you go.
Look.
They put you in there.
Yeah, there I am.
Shaved your chin.
Let's get rid of him before he starts World War IV.
With his funny jokes and dick jokes.
He's not just jokes.
Within the joke, he's an Iron Cross.
Kill him.
Look.
Look at that depiction, too.
It's so funny that Jordan Peel was abandoned by his black father and all his rage is reserved for some white barbecue Christian dad that he's never even met.
Like that.
That guy.
Why does Jordan Peel have so much animosity towards that guy?
I've met that guy.
Those kind of guys are super nice dudes.
They're kind of boring, I guess, sometimes.
Yeah, kiss the chef.
This is not murder.
This is mitzvah.
Whoa.
This is not murder.
This is mitzvah.
Welcome to the home.
Isn't he co-opting Jewish oppression?
Wow.
Those are the hunters.
They go out and they kill conservatives.
Jesus Christ.
Take it easy.
What's happening here?
I don't know.
It's fucking weird.
He's trying to be...
Yeah, they're just coming.
Absolutely trying to be Quentin.
Cast a QT.
Oh, yeah.
Trying to be a cutie.
A farty.
All right, that's the show, folks.
And I know that that seems like a very dangerous attitude to have.
Let's go hunting Trump supporters and shoot them in the head.
But I think we should encourage shows like that because they show America that the left has lost their fucking minds.
And it shows that if we give them the keys to the city, they will turn it into a Patty Gonia video where there's men kicking signs that say plastic cutlery.
And conservatives are hunted under the presumption that they're going to turn into Hitler.
Good.
Go with that.
You go with that story.
In other news, I want to end on a high note because it's Thanksgiving.
And flirty dancing was not a one-off thing.
It is a regular series.
And it's so gay that gays are suing it for giving gay a bad name.
They're calling it the Sambo soft shoe of homosexuality.
They're ruining homosexuality.
Gays are up in arms.
Wait to see.
Look at these.
I like when they're chubby because they get tired.
What I'm most looking forward to is...
before he ate a cheeseburger.
And getting a big smile off him.
I think if I get that smile, I get that reassurance from him, I think I'll be good to go.
I can have a good scream, did he say?
I don't know.
Let me see.
...and getting a big smile off him.
I think if I get that smile, I get that reassurance from him, I think I'll be good to go.
Oh, I'll be good to go.
Hi.
Hi.
Just like you said.
Should we do this?
Oh, they weren't facing each other.
It starts to rain away We're the broken pules Oh, I'm not into Arabic.
He just walks away.
Yeah.
Oh, this sucks.
When the curtain drops, our story's after the end.
Like strangers.
Men dancing like women is hilarious.
Yes, I'd say so.
You're not graceful, dudes.
Wait, I fucking need to break.
Hold on a second.
Oh my god.
Hey, this is a parody of gaze.
Yeah, this is insulting.
This is a menstrual show.
Yeah, yeah.
Yay, I'm running.
I want this to be good for some weird reason.
I don't know why.
Well, hello, we gave you permission to be in the portraits section of the Masterpiece Archives, but I didn't expect you to be jumping on furniture.
That was not part of our idea.
Ooh, look at them.
You're not sexy.
You're a fat dude.
You look like my brother.
They start part of their dance is destroying paintings.
Like, fuck yeah.
And the guy's like, you cannot do that.
You're a homophobe.
None of these moves have been good, by the way.
No, I can do all of these, and I'm an awful dancer.
Blow me, this honestly looks like handicapped people at the children's hospital doing a show for the parents.
Oh my god, this is so bad.
Can you get off of that?
That's worth $3,000.
$3,000 what?
Dollars.
Wouldn't it be pounds?
He converted it.
Why?
Why would you convert pounds to British people in London?
He bought it from America.
It's actually an American piece.
You guys haven't done any moves.
And this is a fake...
Don't laugh at this jump.
Okay.
Whee!
I fucked up.
I'm literally gay.
They're going to be so exhausted after this.
Here comes a deep breathing.
That's sort of how they have sex, too, right?
Who's that guy?
That's the choreographer, I bet.
Oh.
Oh, so emotional.
Oh, God, so intense.
Oh.
You suck.
That was a terrible dance.
Oh, it would have been so much fun.
What do you think?
Oh, my God, it was so much fun.
Oh, it would have been so much fun.
He was just like so going for it.
He's just so dislike.
He was just so going for it.
Oh, I was so enjoying watching him.
Whoever edits this hates gays.
Yeah.
I'm legit about that.
If I was gay and I was watching this, I'd quit.
I'd be like, I guess I got to try one of those disgusting vaginas all these women have.
This is like a pro-Asian video came out and it was just a guy going, ah, tang tongue rice is autumn.
I like rice.
You susie.
Oh, raw fish.
This is really bad.
Speaking of that, Ryan, I didn't want to end on this after all.
I want to end with your dad.
Oh, okay.
Let me see if I can.
It's something crazy.
Something so crazy.
Isn't it weird to think Ryan's...
Oh, your mother.
She's so pretty.
She has a good heart, but she's so stupid.
Yeah, it's something really crazy.
She's something really crazy.
Something really crazy.
I slept with this Puerto Rican in New York and a baby came out.
He's a big mistake.
Yeah, I sent him like 600 bucks.
There's Ryan's dad, folks.
When I was in school, then actually, real stories, I was riding a motorcycle.
Real stories.
I want to be a motorcycle racer, but it's very, you know, I need lots of money to do it.
And my family doesn't support for that.
Then I lost what I want to do.
Lots of my friends went to the beauty school, so I became a histor.
I was enjoying because there's like 60 students in class and only maybe 8 guys.
Lots of girls surround us.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that.
I know what you're thinking.
Gay guy.
Yeah, I'm not a gay guy.
Something so crazy.
Lots of women.
I like women, so I fuck them all and make babies all over the place.
I think I have one in South Bronx named Ryan.
Ryan.
I'm not even sure.
It's something so crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, folks.
So that's a new angle we have where we have an episode that has a general thesis.
General thesis, reporting for duty.
The thesis here is that these guys are so bad, they're so inept, they're so unqualified, incurious, lazy, and haphazard that I'm beginning to think the best thing we can do is just leave them be.
Let them fuck up everything they have to say because they can't even speak English.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, never stop fighting, and have a happy Thanksgiving.
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