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Nov. 28, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #23 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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Oh, live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
What's up, my dudes?
This is not live from New York.
Well, we're in New York City, but we are not live.
This is a pre-taped Thanksgiving show.
Hence the dirty leaves that we pulled in.
They smell bad.
They smell like fish.
They do.
Yeah.
Gross.
Maybe the smell of fish is just rotten water.
Oh, because there's no organic mass.
Well, there's organic mass, obviously, but.
Maybe fish get a bad rap.
Yeah.
They have no choice but to stink the way they do.
They don't stink.
It's the water that stinks.
And they're wet with the smell of organic matter rotting in water.
And it's mean what we say about ladies' parts.
When we say they smell like fish, they don't.
They smell like rotten water.
Wow.
Interesting.
I'm a feminist.
Yeah, today's special episode.
God, now my desk is covered in pussy juice.
If I had a nickel.
This is like Motley Cruz desk, man.
Everything they have is covered in pussy juice.
You go to Motley Cruz's house and you pour a coffee and you're like, this mug smells like pussy juice.
It's filled with it, yeah.
It's everywhere.
They just reek.
They used to see how long they can go without a shower.
Woo!
Vince Neal's in here.
You ever hear that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gross.
Gross.
Sounds like gross.
That sounds so gross, Ryan.
We were talking just before we started rolling about Ryan's Japanese dad and if he sang for the Beastie Boys.
Your mom busted in.
She says, what's that noise?
It's something crazy.
It's something loud.
Turn it down, please.
Your dad says, no way.
Your dad is a hypocrite.
He smokes something like six packs a single day, Rayon.
Rayon.
Ryan's father was not present in his life.
That's why Ryan's such a useless human being.
But occasionally he sees him and he says, Dad, you know, you're a hairstylist, and I've been working on my hairdo.
What do you think?
Like, what do you think of what I'm sort of going for here?
What did he say?
He said, I was like, hey, let's see your face.
Okay.
One second.
Are you friends?
Come on, man.
We got to see your face if you're talking.
Boom.
I said, I was about to go out somewhere.
I was like, dad, what do you think of my hair?
Should I have it like back or like this?
He's like, oh, I don't care.
It's okay.
That's irrelevant.
Now, I know the odds are remarkably low, but there is a one in a thousand chance that he's hilarious.
It's all just.
But they're not really known for their comedy.
Like, there's not a lot of good Japanese stand-ups.
Is there even a Japanese guy in American comedy?
Not that I know.
Like, there's that tudalu mata paka, but he's Chinese.
Dr. Ken.
Dr. Ken's Chinese.
There's plenty of Chinese and Korean comedy.
Koreans, there's a lot.
Yeah, Bobby Lee.
And there's a weird mix people like Joe Koi and Steve.
Steven.
What's her name?
Is it Esther Chow with Esther Koo?
Esther Koo?
That's what?
Korean?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
Japanese people aren't funny.
That's true.
I just realized that today.
Hot Asian Shakespeare.
Maybe banned soon.
That might get me banned.
Although, I have an insider at YouTube, and he's telling me all the scoop on the imminent conservative purge.
Steven Crowder is on the list.
Paul Joseph Watson's on the list.
Owen Benjamin is on the list.
Anyone remotely associated with Proud Boys or InfoWars is on the list.
Oops.
Steven Crowder was removed from the list.
The list is who we're going to ban, by the way.
Steven Crowder was removed from the ban list.
You know why?
Why?
Because he's suing them.
Impending litigation.
Was Sushin Wajin is a bad person?
It's very difficult to litigate.
Soprano's coming.
We missed it.
Yeah, I didn't miss it.
I don't want to go get Fabrizio's autograph.
What's his name?
The guy who played.
Oh, Fiorio.
Fiorio.
Yeah.
I watched some of that on Cumia.
Did you realize that that guy was doing an Italian accent?
Oh, yeah.
And it was so good that he lost work.
Because people were going, I'm not hiring some WAP.
I have to admit, I thought that too.
I wasn't hiring any actors, but I thought, you know, that guy's a nice actor.
He's clearly from Italy.
And if I was a director, I wouldn't hire him because I would get, you know, an American.
But he was born in Naples, but he's American.
He was raised here.
Interesting.
Whew.
Smells like motherfucking Vince Neal's shit shag in here.
I don't know what that means.
I guess he got a lot of ladies in his outhouse?
That was ridiculous.
That was redunks.
You want to see some Furio or you want to see a Japanese stand-up comedian or neither?
Or both.
Well, you're so late in the game.
I've already moved on, but sure, let's see.
Okay.
Let's see Guy Fiorio.
Guy Furio.
A dynamic.
Oh, this thing gets kicked off YouTube.
We're not allowed to look at things.
Looks like an Ecuadorian guitar player.
We want the room with the stove and the refrigerator.
The efficiencies have been booked to paying customers.
More one.
And the two rooms on the sides.
We may be here for some days.
You people are ruining this place.
That's your father's fault.
He made it a business deal.
We want a lot of clean towels.
He made it the business deal.
You know what he's nailing?
Is that like that simple-mindedness that comes along with foreigners that come here?
Not simple-minded, but it's like a purity.
No, it's like a purity.
You're trying to make it sound cool.
No, no, I don't mean stupid.
They're pure.
They're like newborn children with Down syndrome.
They are devoid of sin.
It's the simple, it's no real.
Coming from the dumbest guy I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of immigrants are stupid.
Like Dinesh D'Souza.
He's a dumb toad.
That aired, that's out, so people should see it.
Please go to free speech.tv and watch a debate wherein I pay intellectuals to hang out with me.
It's Dinesh D'Souza from The Big Lie, where he points out The Big Lie, where he points out the history of racism in America and how closely tied it is to the DNC.
And then before that, we had Hillary's America, where he beautifully exemplifies how corrupt she is.
Before that, we had Obama's America that landed him in jail.
He did a great movie about how corrupt Obama is and what a communist he is, what a Muslim sympathizer he is.
And they got him.
They did what I'm in ensconced in right now, which is malicious prosecution.
Where they find the guy, like Basla Nakula Basla, who did the Muhammad video, and they go, all right, we got our criminal.
We got our sentence.
Go find me some crimes.
They had Max Hair and John Kinsman.
All right, we got the two proud boys.
Oh, there's three.
Oh, there's three.
Good.
What's the third guy?
He's brown.
Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Get him out of there.
Make him a different trial.
And then we'll just push Nazi on the two white guys.
Okay, one of them has a black wife and black kids.
Make sure you never photograph and tell the media never to photograph the black wife.
And we'll just do the two guys.
Deal?
Deal.
Worked.
Four years in prison.
And during the closing statements, by the way, the prosecution brought up the fact that there was a black member who had testified, Chris, conservative in New York, he's called, and they implied he had brain damage.
What?
Yeah, they go, look, I'm not a psychiatrist, but that guy obviously has mental problems if he's hanging out with these guys.
Wow.
What the hell?
I've never heard that.
You're racist.
You're a racist hate group.
Really?
What about the black guys?
They're just idiots.
They're clearly retarded.
Isn't that racist?
I always say to these journalists, isn't that your story?
Like, make that your story.
Masochist blacks go on all fours at meetups and are treated like coffee tables.
People put their drinks on their backs.
Like, what kind of S ⁇ M club is this?
Go get me some more drinks, boy!
I mean, that's the scenario they're depicting.
Okay, that's a crazy scenario.
That's like gays going to straight orgies or something because they feel so terrible about themselves.
I actually brought it up with that gay dad who harassed me at the drugstore.
And I go, if they're so homophobic, why are there so many gays in the club?
And he goes, you don't think there's some latent, what did he call it?
Self-hating?
It was a better word than that, though.
Like, it was a fancy word for like self-annihilation or something or latent.
Self-deprecating or self-flagellating.
Whatever.
He had a big word for gay homophobes.
Which is not a thing.
It's not a thing.
You see a black guy with a Confederate flag?
He's not a black guy who hates black people.
He's a black guy who's not accepting your narrative of the Confederate flag.
You're not God.
So when you come up with something that contradicts your theory, it doesn't mean that that person is insane.
You're not physics.
Okay?
That's the new world we're living in where people just deny physics.
I notice when I play pool with my boys, they'll go, the term for the youngest, I don't know what generation they're called, generation fucking Z squared.
They go, glitch.
So if the ball doesn't go in its plan, they yell glitch.
That's what's happening now with a lot of people.
They have a theory, and if you contradict it, well, then it's either a glitch or someone's insane or like the whole idea of a racist having a black wife.
They now call her a bed wench.
And I go, why don't you go say that to her face while you're at it?
Right.
Go up to that black woman, marry the black guy, and call her a bed wench and tell her that she's just some dumb patsy who is a masochist for abuse.
Bed wench.
Like, I understand your perspective of the white guy.
You bring up like Samuel Jackson or not Samuel Jackson, what, Adam Jackson?
What's his name?
The guy who beat Indians with a stick?
Oh, I don't know.
Why am I asking Ryan about American history?
Adam Jackson?
Anyway, they bring up someone like that, or they find some old slave owner from 150 years ago.
Andrew.
Andrew Jackson, who was a racist, but also had black mistresses.
And they go, see, you can be a racist and have black lovers.
And you go, okay, I'll give you that.
Now go talk to the black lover, by the way.
Not the one, not the slave from 150 years ago.
Go talk to one right now.
It's like when truthers meet a victim of a victim's family, a family member who died in 9-11.
Okay, I'll listen to your theory about the weird explosives that were glued to the I-beams, but can you go tell her?
Go talk to her.
Go talk to the mother and the kids of the dead dad.
I want to hear your spiel over there.
I don't like dealing with reality.
I just like the concept.
Anyway, it's Thanksgiving.
You're sitting with your folks.
I did a great video I recommend where I talked.
Oh, sorry, should we catch up on your stupid shit?
Yeah, sure.
What's this, Japanese comedian?
Let's go back in time.
Like for another.
It's like if aliens, you know, and you're like, oh, this is like a different civilization.
They are on some other level.
They are, first of all, everyone's ultra polite.
This option is polite.
No matter what kind of job you have in society, no matter what part of class.
Japan's really different from us.
Ultra-polite.
I don't know how they do this.
Like, just to give, like, when the plane landed, I looked out the window.
Everybody working on the tarmac, the airplane just stopped and bowed to the airplane, like in unison.
Like single-file line, just like one, two, three, head up.
Like, wow.
He's half.
I felt now.
I was like, oh my God.
Oh, there's another guy who's Indian, like East Indian and Japanese, and he has this stupid joke about how, so the last, so I'm like the sushi that you'd buy at the 7-Eleven, and then he goes, That's the last place you want to buy sushi, something like that.
How dangerous would be to have.
And I looked it up on YouTube, and he was making that joke 30 years ago.
Oh, wow!
That's so weird when comedians have an okay joke that they just use for decades.
Decades.
Anyway, this is the Thanksgiving app.
I did a great video on how to survive Thanksgiving.
If you're a Trumper, then my wife's side of the family is not very pro-Trump, we'll say.
They're from Madison, Wisconsin, which is the Berkeley of the Midwest.
So I just don't mention Trump.
Now, if he comes up, the best thing to do, I said this in my video too, there it is in the top left, is stay interrogative.
Like, Trump's just putting these kids in cages.
It's disgusting.
And you go, huh?
Has that, did Obama do any of that?
Was that ever happened under Obama's watch?
Or another one?
What should we do?
I stole that shirt from Fox News, by the way.
You're not supposed to have that?
No, I was being interviewed.
I was this close to getting hired.
And maybe this is why I didn't get hired.
Those were in a box.
I wish you got Heather hired.
I hesitated because I was like, maybe you shouldn't.
And I said, what's the worst that could happen?
We get banned from YouTube?
Yeah, they were in a big box in the waiting room.
And I was waiting for my HR interview, and I just fucking palmed it.
Nice.
Anyway, yeah, the other interrogative is when they talk about kids in cages, you say, huh, okay.
I just wonder what should we do?
Like if a mom shows up with a four-year-old, what do you do?
And they'll say, nothing.
Just let them go.
Oh, so there's no borders.
Man, okay.
Maybe even let that just sit.
Okay, no borders.
And then maybe, you know, you got to turn into Columbo.
And you just got to be like, there's just one thing that's bothering me.
My Peter Fock is the worst.
Do you do a Peter Fock?
You're kind of young.
I have to hear him.
There's one thing that's bothering me.
My wife's a huge fan.
My wife's a huge fan.
There's one thing that's bothering me.
You talked about no borders at all.
I couldn't help but wonder, will that not lead to a massive surge in impoverished population, maybe possibly to the tune of 100 million?
I mean, another 25% of our population, but broke?
Dr. Murchison, I can't find him, and I was wondering whether you can help me.
I can't find him when I wooflip on some expensive project that he was working on.
Gee, I've seen this picture every day for 12 years.
You're a beautiful woman.
At any rate, I've got Dr. Murchison's telephone number, and I've called him, but I haven't had any luck.
Can he help me?
He invented Clapback.
I'm sure that's the only place he's welcome anymore.
Oh, there's one more thing, sir.
This is my problem with Colombo and Law and Order and all these cop shows.
Why is everyone so fucking bored around cops that are looking for a murderer?
I had the DA during the Proud Boy thing, police came to my house.
The DA and two detectives came to my house.
I had poo in my pants.
And I said, love to talk to you gentlemen.
Let me get a lawyer and we'll set up an appointment.
I'm not going to volunteer information and incriminate myself or anyone else.
And any cop will tell you the same off duty.
Don't talk to cops.
If you don't have to, if there's not a subpoena, don't talk to cops.
Now, there's a rumor too that I gave up the Prowboys.
No, after they had subpoenas, I got them lawyers and said, guys, you got two choices.
Be on the run for the rest of your life and ignore the subpoena, or sit down with a lawyer and address the subpoena.
Sometimes I think they should have chosen the former.
Sometimes I think Stone should have chosen the former.
He volunteered to that interrogation that got him arrested and sentenced.
Not sentenced yet, sorry.
Anyhow, yeah, you look at law and order and they're just sort of like, what?
Look, and they're always mopping and cleaning up.
Someone was murdered in your bar.
They cut his balls off and fed them to him.
Yeah, well, a lot of people get fucked up.
Look, if someone was murdered in my bar, I'd go.
Uh, what?
Okay, first I'm getting a lawyer, but, uh, yeah, let's, uh, Is he dead?
Holy shit.
Let's check the cameras.
Not like, shit happens.
Look, are we done here?
I can't bring him back.
I ain't got a time machine, okay?
Yeah.
You want me to do a eulogy?
What do you want?
Yeah, what do you want from me?
The floor's going to sweep itself.
Someone fucked up.
Now they're swimming with the fishes.
Look, are we done?
Yeah, they're so bored by detectives investigating a murder.
And then there's also the blabber mouths, like on the first 48, where they go, look, we know what happened.
And they go, okay.
It was Juan Valdaris.
I'm like, you know you're dead, right?
Why'd you do that?
What do you think of that, Trump?
For too long, people on law and order, they don't sweat the cops.
Nobody sweats the cops anymore.
It's disrespectful.
Frankly, round of applause for our great servicemen.
You don't look like you want to clap for our great serviceman.
Oh, no, I sure do.
I'll do that.
Are you not a patriot?
What the hell?
That looked really insincere, Mr. President.
It's actually the most sincere applause.
I don't blame you for not recognizing it.
It's different.
It's the best clapping that you could ever do.
This is me clapping for our vets.
Thank you for all you do.
Thank you for providing us with our freedom.
I have nothing but the utmost respect for 100% of people in the military.
That's not a fucking clap.
This is a clap here.
I don't understand.
You're like a black woman having a temper tantrum at Popeyes.
You don't listen.
Oh, my God.
Need the caps, frankly.
I had some drama at Old Popeyes the other day.
So it's an Asian woman, probably 40, and a white gentleman, nerdy, probably 38.
Waist size?
Yes.
That's how I judge people.
He was a tall nerd, and they weren't used to Popeyes.
Popeyes is a little tricky.
It is.
But I'm a man of the people, and I'm close with the African-American community, so I'm very comfortable with Popeyes.
Anyway, we go make our order, blah, blah, blah.
We're eating our wings, our chicken pieces.
And she doesn't get her biscuit because you need the whole meal to get the biscuit and the drink.
She just ordered chicken.
Well, if you just order chicken, that's all you get.
So she's waiting for order.
And then I think she realizes she wants a biscuit.
So she sort of leans back to the cashier.
And this black woman says, oh, hell no.
I'll wait it in line.
You're going to motherfucking wait in line, bitch.
Wow.
And the Asian woman just goes, and the white guy is like, and then I noticed when I was getting my Fanta that she was pissed at her boyfriend for not standing up.
Now, guys, you don't have to punch the old lady in the face.
All you need to do, it's like prison.
All you need to do is go, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's take it down a notch.
Take it down.
Yeah, yeah, relax.
She's just asking what a biscuit.
It's going to be okay.
That's all you have to do.
You don't have to put her in a chokehold.
What the fuck did you say to my wife?
What the fuck did you say?
That's the way that.
I asked because wet.
I can't understand you.
You sound like a fucking frog.
I suppose I'm squeezing too hard.
You sound like a toad.
You sound like a doad.
You sound like a doad.
If I was to say, I was a toad.
Now, hypothetically, if I were to take a toad and smash it against the wall.
Now, what he said in the episode is so funny.
We can talk about Dinesh to Souza.
He was like, he was talking about trans.
He's like, now, if I were to consider myself a toad, and I started jumping in a lake and splashing around, people would be like, what is wrong with Dinesh?
That crazy Dinesh thinks he's a toad.
It's so funny.
By the way, don't, I like, I hate that when you do the wide, you give away that our leaves are cheating.
We created a leaf illusion here where it looks like there's just leaves everywhere.
But then when you go to the wide, you realize I'm lying to you and I only have about 32 leaves.
Looks like you're going to do a snort a line of leaves.
It's perfectly cut.
Mother Nature's partying, dude.
Yeah, you know, I was thinking about Dinesh today, about how he speaks English like a perfect computer.
And then I thought, what the fuck's with Stephen Hawking?
Can we not get him a better voice?
My GPS comes up with new words that it doesn't know, like turn left on Nunes Street.
It's never said Nunes, but the computer can figure out N-U-N-E-Z Nunes.
Why can't Stephen Hawking has that stupid fucking robot?
Why can't you just be, hi, I'm Stephen Hawking?
Sure, you'll get some words wrong, like T-S-O-L was an LA punk band instead of T-S-O-L.
But talk normal, dude.
You suck.
We have the technology.
Is he still alive, by the way?
No, no, no.
We're talking about a dead man.
Oh.
Talking about a dead man.
For many years, I was in a computer tendency-rated voice.
So to change it would make my wife feel very uncomfortable.
Another thing I saw on Twitter's TwitterSphere yesterday was this 13-year-old boy who's colorblind.
And he finally got glasses where he could see colors.
And he's looking around and he can see the colors.
And never see the color.
This one's close to home because I cry at those all the time.
Yeah, I'm done crying at those.
I am a bona fide cry baby.
Everyone that's 50 will realize you just start watching the news one day and it's and I fight guys in the gym every day.
The whole world wants to kill me.
I could give two fucks.
Pepper spray me, whatever.
Let's fight.
But when I see, there was an article in Breitbart about a woman whose daughter had Down syndrome and she was dying of breast cancer.
And the teacher knew that the mom was going to die.
So she took in the girl regularly on the weekends so she'd be used to it.
And then when the mother died, she adopted her.
And the dying mother knew this.
She told her in advance, we're going to take care of your daughter.
So it's a picture of the Down syndrome girl with her new fucking family.
Waterworks.
But, so I care.
And it's inevitable.
Talk to any guy over 50 and he'll be like, yeah, I watch a fucking long distance ad and I start blubbering.
Marines are really bad at this too.
They'll blow a guy's head off.
But if someone draws them a picture of a purple heart, it's just like, I think it's linked to testosterone, believe it or not.
I don't think it's good to be a crybaby in other contexts.
You follow me?
It's hard to explain.
Like, say you get fired and you cry, fuck you.
You're a fucking loser.
But if a little kid with Down syndrome gets adopted, cry.
If you see a Marine coming back after not seeing his kid for a year, cry.
These, don't fucking cry.
I do not give you a cry pass.
This is an old man seeing color for the first time.
Okay, you want to turn it up?
You throw a balloon over here.
Use this, fucker.
Look at the balloon kick.
Here's a balloon, shithead.
Turn it up.
Can you see colors now?
Okay, isn't this wonderful?
He's finally seeing colors for the first time.
By the way, they're not truly colorblind.
They have trouble differentiating.
So it's more like dull.
What's that little move?
Now you have rose colors on the road.
All right, let me explain why this is fucking horseshit.
Those cost $350.
That's it.
End of story.
See these?
These are trifocals.
It's long distance at the top.
I use that for driving.
The middle is absolutely nothing.
And then the bottom is for reading.
So it's three layers.
These are $450, these Ray-Bands.
And the second I needed them, I bought them because they last for years and I need them to drive and read and live.
You can't get a colorblind guy $300,000.
How old is he?
How long has he been waiting for these fucking things?
They're not $30,000.
And I saw, the little kid one I saw, they go, they're working on a GoFundMe.
A GoFundMe?
$350?
Isn't that one McDonald's paycheck?
Do some overtime.
$350?
$3,050.
Jeez.
Borrow that from a homeless man.
All right.
You invested.
We got a diabetic, a magic pill that helps him with insulin.
And we have a GoFundMe.
It's $40.
Can you help out?
He's dying.
Anyway, so today is the Thanksgiving show.
Should we take calls?
We could take calls.
We could.
Even though it's a pre-tape.
We would let folks call in.
You know what else is fun about a pre-tape?
We can do jump cuts.
Jump cuts.
Jump cuts, jump cuts, jump cuts, jump cuts.
We can do jump cuts.
Jump cuts.
Jump, jump, jump, jump cuts.
Jump cuts.
Jump cut.
Jump cuts.
Millennials love jump cuts because they're fucking lazy and inarticulate and they say like too much because they don't read.
And the amount of people today that put the dollar sign after the number is mortifying.
Mortifying.
We don't do jump cuts because we shoot this show live.
But today's an exception.
So you know what I could do?
I could put out the number on my Telegram.
All right.
I'll put it out on the Instagrams.
Alrighty.
Oh, wait, no, I don't want to do that.
Why not?
Doesn't people that are non-subs get to see it?
So?
We just want a bunch of calls.
But before we take calls.
Here, what should I do?
Should I put up the call number now?
Oh, shit.
This is a Thursday show.
I forgot to read the sponsors.
Flips.
Frank.
We're only 30 minutes in.
Fricked docious.
All right, we'll time code this.
Okay.
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All right.
We could just go live for the caller part.
Oh, that's another angle.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Because then we don't have a bank show.
True date.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to put it out.
What's the number again?
It is as follows.
718-400.
Are you a toad?
You are speaking such perfect English.
It is 718-400-6959.
Doing a Thanksgiving.
Whoops.
If I were to tell you that I was a telephone, you would not believe me because that has intricate parts.
And if you have a Trump face on your head, you should be doing lots more Trump.
Doing a Thanksgiving.
If I were a toad, honestly, I would be the best toad in the world, really.
If you kiss a toad, they look like me afterwards because I am a Padada.
What's the number again, sorry?
718-400-6959.
Now, if you're watching this, don't bother calling in.
We're not there.
Yeah.
This was a Mr. Show sketch where they had the pre-taped live call-in show and everyone was a week off.
Poor David Cross had a heart attack.
That was hilarious.
His hair kept getting thinner and thinner.
That was one of the funniest little attributes.
You know why that show was so funny?
Why?
Dimitri Stakalakalov.
He is the wizard of Oz behind most modern comedy.
You know what I'm talking about?
Not Dmitry Martin.
He's too young.
Dmitry Kamarazov?
Nope.
That's the Dostoevsky book.
Card boy.
Mr. Show writer Dmitry.
He's got a big dumb Greek name.
Writing staff.
Here we go.
Dino Stamatopoulos.
Dino Stamatopoulos is the funniest person in the world.
An absolute fucking genius.
Also a very weird dude.
He's into Dominatrix's.
Beating him and whipping him and smacking him around.
He even would take his Dominatrix on vacation with him.
I think with his girlfriend and his kid, maybe?
I'm not sure about that.
Don't sue me.
Do you know?
But yeah, he'd be on the beach having fun.
And then I guess from like three to four, he'd go back to the hotel room and some lady would beat the shit out of him and tie his balls in a knot or whatever you do when you're into that stuff.
Isn't that bizarre?
Yeah, when your sexual preference is things that Steve-O does for Jackass.
I want you to steve all my balls.
I want you to.
Oh, Steve-O me.
I wanted to get bit by an anglerfish.
That's a generational thing.
Young people don't get like butthole jokes.
You know, in Jackass, what's his name, who lives in Westchester now?
Bam?
Bam Marghera put anal beads in his butt and connect them to a bottle, a kite, and then the kite slowly pulled them out of his butt.
When my generation hears that, they go, When millennials hear that, they have a fucking heart attack.
Wait, did it what did they hate it?
Yeah.
Remember the my butt plug incident is like totally ostracized me from an entire generation.
It's so salacious.
Yeah, I was like, it wasn't like I was doing an erotic video.
We were watching Hillary.
Yeah, that'd be really bad.
She was dancing really badly.
I go, she danced like something's up her ass.
I bet I could dance better, something up my ass.
And there was sex toys because we had porn stars on the show.
So you didn't buy the thing?
No, I grabbed one, kind of got it in there, and then danced better than her.
It was like, yeah, it wasn't even really in there.
It was a funny bit.
And then everyone's like, yeah, he's okay, except for the incident.
Now, if you were doing that.
The gay incident.
Now, if I were to tell you you did that in private, and it came up to the people, but it was for a show.
It was a bit.
It was a toad.
I'm also going to squeeze in a bet DSI.
When did we start this?
Half an hour ago?
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35 minutes ago.
I want to catch up on our letters.
Uh-oh.
Say it ain't so.
Milo Studio wants more money because he's go so.
Why are you guys so fucking late?
Phillips.
All right.
So before we start reading, you might want to time code this too.
Before we start reading some mail, I intended this entire episode to be a mailbag.
But we're just chatty Kathys.
Oh shit, I didn't finish my Popeye story.
Sorry.
So she's pissed at him and she goes, you didn't do anything for me.
Now, maybe she's a fob, fresh off the boat, and she's from some shithole like Vietnam or even worse, like Cambodia or something.
And sure, the women seem diminutive and submissive in Asia because that's a stereotype.
But I bet you the dudes will machete your hand off if you slight them.
You know, they're not pussies in Southeast Asia.
So she's probably used to a woman getting yelled at and then the other man is like, oh, yo, oh, yo, touch, and hacks her with a machete.
So she's really pissed at him.
And then he's sort of running around behind her, trying to make it up to her, like getting her straws and stuff.
It was fucking pathetic.
And I was there with my daughter and her friend, and I was going, okay, don't look now.
And they both go.
I go, kids, I'm never telling you about a gossip scenario again unless you figure out how to look.
And then I realized I hadn't taught them that.
The way you look behind you at Popeyes, if there's an argument going on, is you look at the paint.
Oh, okay.
So they painted the whole roof?
And then that's all different.
And there's stickers there.
And then that.
And then it's on the floor.
Oh, and there's that.
You're just a paint buff.
And you're interested in their new paint job.
Nice.
Or if you don't mind looking at things upside down, you can do this, the backwards you own.
That's a bit much.
Or tie your shoes.
You know what I like to do when we're getting lunch at Chick-fil-A and there's a fucking smoke show in line?
And I've done this with you many times.
What Ryan and I do is we go, you see all this here?
That's going to come down.
And they're going to put up new finishings all along here.
And then when you sort of go down a bit, go, it might lead all the way down to the ground.
We're not sure.
So you keep the eyes up here, but you steal a long glance and then back up, back up.
Right where that lady's ass is.
The perfect ass right there?
Right above the perfect hits right there.
We're going to be doing a new finishing.
Or when I used to take pictures for do's and don'ts, the fashion critiques in Vice magazine, I would take the picture of the woman, because this is before everyone had a camera in their cell phone.
So I had a big, obtuse digital camera, and I would go, and then without looking at them, I would look at the architecture on top of them and then pretend I was just there to photograph a sconce.
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God, I hate that in articles where they go, since the beginning of time, man has always dealt with conflict.
Thanks.
Thanks for the headset.
I need your thesis.
Yeah.
Prostitution, the oldest profession.
Or another thing that shows that you're a hack writer is the dictionary.
And you go, if you look in the dictionary under violence, it says blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And this.
I have a dictionary.
Also, stop saying think about it.
Don't tell me what to think.
Are we piling up a bunch of calls?
We got some calls.
All right.
Well, how are we going to get to the mailbag?
We might have to ignore it for the show.
We might have to give up on the mailbag?
Oh, we could do a mailbag.
We could do a mailbag.
I'm going to cue you again.
I accidentally clicked Mark.
So I'm going to cue him.
Okay.
And are we ready for the yeah, I guess we might just totally flake on the mailbag and just do calls.
Oh, okay.
I was good.
And don't now this, you're gonna also make this free.
So don't um cancel, don't make this free.
No, don't start going behind the paywall until I do another Johnny Apple CBD.
Gotcha.
Okay, so we don't usually have calls in public, but this time we do.
Ew!
Hey, Mark!
Lee!
Hello!
Hi, Mark!
Oh, hi, Mark.
I'm Merkley, actually.
That's my name.
I know you, Merkley.
You're the guy who looks like Wind.
That's me.
Long time no CIP.
This sounds like shit.
Mark, why does your phone sound like poop?
Yeah, there's no it's it's not my phone.
I'm not even on the speakerphone.
So it's my fault?
So that feedback from your end from for some reason.
Are you getting an echo?
Anyway, yeah, it's a big long delay to like two-second delay.
Yeah, the delay we're getting too.
Alright, what's your question?
Well, listen, so what's your what's your beef with uh do you realize you have a beef going on with Anomaly?
Do you know who Anomaly is?
No.
He's that young kid.
He's an awesome kid.
He's like a little rapper.
He's pro-trunk.
He's everything that the left fears.
He's and I want to see you two get together.
But apparently he made fun of his long hair and his suit.
And he talks personally and he did a little stunt video so you can feel your beard and your hand and mustache.
And I think it's all in good spirits today because I know that you guys astrologically are Ryan.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks for calling.
Sorry.
Can't hear you.
Whose fault is that, Ryan?
I don't know, but when we mentioned he might be getting an echo, so he's distancing himself from the complaining about an echo.
That sounded really garbled.
I don't know, but anyway, that's a photographer named Merkley.
Met him fucking 15 years ago, and we got along very well.
He's one of these lefties who is intelligent and open-minded, like a classical liberal like Dave Rubin or whatever.
So he ends up overlapping with the right quite a bit because he's into horrible things like free speech and probably the Second Amendment.
So he's an open-minded liberal, I would classify him as.
I used to see him on social media before I was banned.
And he's discussing a reaction to a video I did.
I did a video where I split conservatives into two groups, the Trad Right and the New Right, and they both hate each other.
That would be the Trad Right page.
And the New Right is the more mainstream Ben Shapiro stuff.
I like both sides, and I'm pushing for unity because the only way we can fight the deep state and political correctness and all of this censorship is if everyone to the right of center is, or to the right of AOC, I should say, is unified.
And we keep pillaring the far right when they say dumb things or make an unfortunate joke.
I'm not talking about Richard Spencer and the psycho-anti-Semitic lunatics that sliver on the far right, but they don't really exist.
Charlottesville was all of them, and that's like 300 people.
We're a population of, what, 360 million?
360 of us are toxic.
But during this video, I didn't know who Anomaly was, and if you go back to the picture, he's the guy right by my finger there wearing the suit, and he has long hair.
So Merkley is saying, why can't you be friends with him?
Now, I was told that he did a video hurting my feelings.
I have not, I wanted to save, Ryan told me this, but I didn't watch it because I wanted to save it for the show.
So why don't we watch it live?
Pre-recorded live.
Bunny ears.
Now.
What's his name?
Now I don't know.
Steve Franson.
Steve Fransen.
I don't know Steve Fransen.
Fransen.
But he seems like a very Christian dude.
I hope he has a wife and a kid.
I have no fucking clue who this guy is.
But I don't like when guys wear suits with long hair.
I think that's my cousin.
That's as bad as having a suit with a backpack.
Nice tie, though.
Cut your hair, dude.
Men should never have long hair.
It's so distracting.
All right.
So.
Why the fuck would I take fashion advice from somebody with a handlebar mustache?
You look like Joseph Stalin if he never obtained power and just sat in Silver Lake smoking salvia for 10 years.
Wait, can we just pause here?
Your problem, Mr. Anomaly, is you're assuming that I am following a trend.
I started the mustache.
So you're saying me being a hipster is...
So when you talk about baristas and steampunks and all that, that came after me.
That's true.
I was the first guy to do the beard with the short hair.
All of this shit I started.
Pictures I created.
The fashionista, bro.
You're dressed like a cheap kid's birthday party magician at Chuck E. Cheese.
Your tie looks like the last trick.
Whoa, look how long it goes.
It's just never ending.
Is that a pocket square or a napkin?
It's a napkin.
No, it's not.
It's a pocket square.
And that tie is an expensive tie.
What's he saying?
My tie looks too long?
This is terrible.
You look like you went dumpster diving at Roger Stone's house for the stuff he threw in the trash.
I don't need iconic advice from you, bro.
So that's a custom-made suit.
How is that a kids' party suit?
And my tie is too long?
We're yet to have a salient insult here.
Oh, you look like every breast in Williamsburg.
I'll take the oat milk.
You're dressed like a 50-year-old used car salesman who goes home and calls his son Sport.
Good evening, sport.
These cars aren't going to...
So the whole scam artist, used car salesman, ended in the 90s at the very latest.
They're no longer scumbags.
What's the matter with calling your kid sport?
And also, if you're balding so severely that the part in your hair looks like a skin-colored caterpillar going into hibernation, maybe you don't maybe don't have a middle part.
Jesus Christ, it makes his face look like an apple with a stem on the top.
What is that little handle in the top of your hair there, dude?
And again, beards with long hair makes you look like the bearded lady at the circus.
Wait, is that a shine or is that a part?
I don't get it.
Why do men do that?
That might be men have flowing locks.
I don't know what the colored caterpillar is.
Is that a shine or a part?
It doesn't matter.
You shouldn't be able to see that much skin in your middle part.
It looks like you did it with clippers.
They're going to sell themselves.
You have that distinct look of that fat, annoying kid from high school who acted like Cartman, who got like 35 and grew a little facial hair, and all of a sudden thought he was a male model.
You should shave it all off so everybody could see you look like you have Down syndrome.
And that's only a disrespectful, edgy joke, because I love and respect kids with Down syndrome.
And no kid like that should ever have to be compared to Gavin McGinnis.
It's not fair to those legends.
But yeah, good luck with that.
He looked like he put Vaseline on his face and then ate out a bowl of tea leaves.
Just come back to me when you don't have a handlebar mustache.
Why would I come back to you?
Anyway, I'm sure he's a good boy.
It was a playful little thing.
But then on the second, the second one, he just kept repeating the Starbucks line.
He's like, hey, man, almond milk.
I think he was streaming and somebody asked about it.
So he's trying to riff again.
But I thought that one was funny, but second one, not so much.
Yeah, if you're going to make fun of me, make fun of the lack of chin.
I would stay away from the clothes.
That's a bad area in general.
I'm incredibly well-dressed at all times.
The mustache thing is okay, but when you say baris and everything, you're talking about things I invented.
I would talk about how pathetic it is that someone with money who could be retired is still in media, desperately trying to get his message across.
Hey, you started this in 94.
If your message hasn't come out yet, maybe it's time to pack it in.
Fuck nuts.
Something like that.
Your friends are listening to you leads people into prison.
Everyone who follows you gets arrested and goes to prison.
That's not very, you're not helping anyone.
If you had shut your mouth, two men wouldn't be in prison right now.
Something like that might be good.
Those are harsh burns.
I think it was a light burn type thing.
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This has been a pre-taped Thanksgiving episode.
We did this on Sunday that just passed.
And we wish you nothing but the best this Thanksgiving.
Please don't fight.
If politics are going to separate the family this Thanksgiving, then shut your mouth.
Shut your face.
And his face was shut.
That's a Billy Connelly.
And shut was his face.
Yeah, nothing's more important than family, not even politics.
So if liberals have Trump derangement syndrome, just let's give them a few days and let's not get into it because it's like a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it.
You know it's not fair.
You know they don't know how many legals there are.
You know they don't have any solutions.
You know they talk about debt forgiveness on student loans, but have no idea what to do with the next line of student loans.
Same with immigration.
They want all these immigrants given citizenship, and then you go, okay, what about the next wave?
They don't do long-term thinking.
So just let them be dumb this holiday and get along with them.
Focus on what you have in common and not what you have different this Thanksgiving.
Same goes for Christmas.
Jesus Christ.
Can we take a day off from brawling?
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And only stop fighting during Thanksgiving and Christmas.
I like you more than a friend.
Whew.
I thought we'd never get rid of him.
All right, let's take some calls.
Oh, I put that guy on hold.
He was calling about Nick Fuentes again.
Call back.
Nick Fuentes.
Jesus Christ.
He's going to be on the show.
He's going to be on Milo's show.
Relax.
Tension.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
Hi.
I just wanted to call in.
This is for Ryan, so Gavin, don't interject, please.
Whoa.
Hey, Ryan, how's it going?
Hello.
Hey, so, you know, I have a real job, and this is you have to work hard.
When I make mistakes, it actually matters.
That's what you sound like, but I just want to say, like a man.
Do you have a pen and paper next to you?
Do you have a dick in a shut up?
This is fun.
Well, I'm just wondering, because he makes the same mistakes over and over again, so, you know, it might be who of you to start writing down every time you fuck up so that you can actually fix your mistakes.
How about you write it down?
So, like, us who actually have to keep it in the bottle.
We always write down what we do so we don't do it again.
Technically.
What was the last part?
I'm sorry.
I didn't even hear you.
What was the last part that you said?
You're listening.
Dude, fix your fucking text.
My what?
Your technology.
It sucks.
Your technology sucks.
You don't even have technology, bro.
Fuck out of here.
You look like a barista.
Okay, well.
A barista.
Don't respond to that.
Just end the call.
Just wrap it up, sir, please.
But I appreciate it.
Yeah, I'm going to start trying to be better.
I'm always trying to be better.
Thank you very much.
Start writing down your mistakes.
Thank you.
He's got a point with the echo.
Like, I notice people complain about an echo, and then I see you fiddling with the mic inputs, and then you go, oh, it's fixed.
Can't you remember what you did to stop the echo?
Yeah, it's not always constant, though.
So there's two different audio channels I could put on.
The webcam mic, that's definitely no echo.
But I try to do a you turn the black magic.
But the webcam mic, they can't hear me because I'm going to mic all the way over there.
That's why it's my last resort.
So there's one that, see how it feeds into this computer here?
There's two different input options for that.
One of them, we can't listen to videos while we take calls, which is fine.
And that one usually takes care of the echo.
If not, then I have to go to the web to.
Yeah, we never look at.
Oh, actually, we just looked at a video.
Okay.
No, I usually go to that one because we barely do.
But then sometimes, sometimes, sometimes the echo is even there with that.
So I have to.
All right, I want to go get drinks with my fucking cop friends.
Me too.
Screen invited.
Oh, shit.
Screen failed.
302 area code.
What do you mean screen failed?
You're on.
Am I on?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, man.
Yo, so my only question is, it seems like anyone, like even someone as mainstream palatable as Michelle Malkin, anytime you get onto any sort of American first agenda where you're like, you know, immigration doesn't seem to be the greatest thing that we should be pursuing in terms of domestic policy.
It seems like you either get persona non-grata right out of the day, or you end up just having leaders kind of, and you just go along to get along with the mainstream.
Yeah, every time you mention demographics or race, and I'm not a race guy, I'm an ideas guy, I'm a race mixer.
I hang out with this Puerto Rican nip.
But anytime you mention demographics, and it's not derogatory towards white people, then you're a racist.
And I think the reason this happens is because the left has put all their eggs in that one basket.
We have to fight the Nazis.
Punch a Nazi.
Everyone disagrees with me as Hitler.
And there's not enough of them to do that.
So anytime you tread near there, they go, oh, good, another Nazi, and put you in the Nazi bucket.
Now, that's annoying, but what's really irritating is when you see people on the right go, yeah, he is a Nazi.
What he said was unforgivable and kiss the left's ass.
That's what really pisses me off.
And you see it a lot.
However, I'll still take them.
They piss me off, but we need them.
We need Ben Shapiro.
We need Andrew Clavin.
We need Dave Rubin and Jordan Peterson and all these other pussies that don't have the balls to stand up for themselves.
I resent that.
All right, what else?
Are we moving on?
Nice caller?
Thank you, sir.
And I hate the way these calls are flanging in and out.
Yeah, that did flange.
John Doe.
And that's your fault.
Sure, yes.
John Doe High School Dropout.
Yes, no.
Yeah, I just wanted you to talk about the topic of what would be required for it to be rational to do so.
I should warn you, if you're talking to me about education, I am fucking radical.
I am crazier than any purple-haired, crazy SGW bitch, trans, I'm a lunatic when it comes to education.
I think 95% of the people should learn how to read and then just fucking drop it.
Anything you learn in grade school, high school, college is bullshit outside of STEM.
Now, there are people, 5% of the population is smart enough, and I'm not saying that is a good thing, nerdy enough, I should say, to go to college, take STEM, take chemistry, take science.
Otherwise, fuck it.
Drop out and get a trade.
What are you learning in there?
You're learning the opposite of the truth.
You're coming out dumber than when you went in.
We should have kids in forest kindergarten like they do in Northern Europe where they're just outside all fucking day.
Rain, snow, sleet, whatever.
It's a total, you know, Education in this country is just a glorified daycare from top to bottom.
Why?
You thinking about dropping out?
Yeah.
I guess I'm asking, you know, like, what would you assume would be difficult to do in life, you know, for that period between, you know, when you're a dropout, but you should be in high school, you know?
What age are we talking here?
Early 17.
You don't sound very happy, dude.
Yeah.
I would write, look, you're at an emotional age, but here's what I would recommend, and this is just my two cents.
I'm not your boss.
I'm not your guru.
But don't drop out if you don't have a plan B. Don't quit your job Unless you've got another job lined up.
Don't just quit because you're not in the mood.
You want to quit when you have something set up.
Now, if I could go back in time and I was 18, actually, I'm a bad example because I did well in media, but if I didn't have this media gene, I would become a plumber or an electrician or a welder.
I would get a trade.
And that's relatively easy.
If you don't want to join the union, you can just get an apprenticeship where you basically work for free for a little bit.
And then you start getting a base salary.
And the next thing you know, you're a plumber making $120,000 a year.
But don't do that if that doesn't sound inspiring to you.
If you're just having a bad day at school, I would hang in there.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I think it's very noble to join the military.
But if that concept scares the shit out of you and you don't think you're brave enough to handle it, you probably shouldn't join the military.
You follow me?
So don't drop out of school unless you feel really confident about dropping out of school.
And I do think most people should drop out of school.
I know I sound like I'm giving mixed signals.
Let me give an example.
My son was playing on some rocks the other day, my six-year-old.
And he goes, you think I can make that?
And I said, I think you can, but don't make that jump if it makes you feel uneasy because your body has instincts.
And if this makes you think you're going to fall, you're probably going to fall.
Thanks for calling.
Yeah, last thing is a lot of people say that you won't find like a group of people who will help you out if you don't like, say, go to college or finish high school and stuff like that, that there's nobody else you could talk to, that you'll basically just be like talking with a bunch of druggies or whatever.
Yeah, that was true.
That is no longer true.
You meet people in bars.
You meet people through sports.
You definitely should join clubs and have activities.
But this idea that there's this massive network in college is no longer true.
You know, advice, I never hired anyone with a journalism degree because they tended to be total fucking idiots.
I would way rather teach someone to write.
And you get these overeducated diplomas where the CEO of a company sees this overeducated kid that's never had a job and he goes, I don't want to hire him.
I don't want to have anything in common with him.
He's never worked.
He's overeducated.
Education is done.
Thanks for calling.
I wonder why you wanted to drop out.
Maybe it is sad.
Maybe he doesn't like the people that he's going to do.
What's your education?
Just high school.
Did you graduate?
Oh, yeah.
What'd you have?
A bunch of C's?
No.
No.
Regular.
I had B. But I graduated twice because there was a test for a two-part class, government and economics, both equal one credit.
Oops.
So for half a credit, I got held back because I couldn't take the final.
Me and my friend Sal got into a water fight and I was suspended.
We were just throwing water in the cafeteria.
But I talked to the principal.
I got to walk with my graduation as if I graduated, fake diploma.
And then I had to take a summer school thing.
And then next year, I walked with another class.
So I walked twice and graduated twice.
It's literally sick what I accomplished.
I like when you talk because it gives me a chance just to relax and not listen.
I guess that's where the term babbling brook comes from.
I'm just like listening to water and I'm thinking about where I'm going to meet these.
I have got two buddies.
One's an active cop, the one's a retired cop.
And I'm wondering if I can get those together, then I could have four buddies in one spot or I could leapfrog from the two different bars.
That's what's going through my mind when you talk about things that are a little sick.
Well, I'm going to watch the Roger.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Mr. Rogers movie.
And I can't wait.
I heard Tom Hanks' performance is star-studded.
That guy you're making fun of is you.
You can't wait to see the Mr. Rogers movie.
So I don't know who you're making fun of.
You may want to do that imitation in the fucking mirror next time.
Me and him have something in common.
You're both a dude.
I'll never live that down.
He'll never live that down.
Sean is on the line.
He wants to speak.
Hello, Sean.
How you doing?
Hey, man.
Hey, I had some questions for you about this whole Groupers bullshit.
What do you think of this whole thing?
Bullshit.
I'm kind of running out of steam discussing it again and again and again.
I mean, my problem with anti-Semites is that they lock into this, the Jews control everything, and they won't shut up about it.
And now I'm realizing there's a worse group, the Groupers.
50% of our calls are Nick Fuentez, Groiper this, Groiper that.
I don't know what they want me to do, get it tattooed on my dick?
I will if they shut the fuck up.
It kind of feels like a subtler version of Charlottesville.
It's just another Trojan horse thing trying to get into the limelight.
Well, they're certainly acting similarly.
Charlottesville called, Jason Kessler called me incessantly about Charlottesville and would not let up.
And I've been invited to a million things that I've said no to, and they always just drop it.
Because if anyone even waivers, they go, this isn't worth it.
He might not show.
So most events just drop it.
Kessler would not fucking drop it until I had a screaming match telling him to fuck off.
And he was lying to me about the event the whole time, saying it was about statues and that he's not altruist.
Similarly, Nick Fuentes, he's a cool guy.
He made some mistakes.
He said some things he regrets, but you should check him out.
He's, you know, blah, blah, blah.
He's really cool.
America first.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
We kid hasn't done anything in his life.
Except to be on the internet.
Right.
I'm always wary of newbies, too.
But thanks for calling.
I'm not talking about the Groipers anymore.
I'm done.
Oh, man.
I'm just kidding.
Jason wants to talk about Bikes magazine or something.
Last call.
Hey, Gavin.
Hey, man.
How's it going?
Big time fan.
Thanks.
I have a question for you.
How do you feel when Weiss posts some dumb shit?
And or do you ever feel like calling up Shane and Sarusha and yelling at them?
Absolutely not.
I don't give a shit.
You know, people, there's this misconception that I could have stayed at Vice and I would be rich if I had hung on.
You know, I've been fired like 80 times since Vice.
And if I hadn't left then, I would have left like a month later when I said trans people are mentally ill gays or something.
What happened with me at Vice was we were all about being offensive and being dangerous.
And for the rest of the team, they ran out of rope on that and decided they didn't want to do it anymore.
I can't just instantly morph and then become normal dude who wants to promote feminism and tell you how awesome Obama is and how much Trump sucks.
I wouldn't be able to do that.
I would slip my wrists.
So they decided they wanted to start making money, and that was the end of my tenure there.
And I don't fault them for that, by the way.
It's trying to constantly be trying to sell a magazine that said shithead on the cover last month.
And every time I would make a decision, like, let's have a fashion shoot where people are actually fucking.
That lost us Toyota.
That was 500 grand.
And that was the sales guy's nut that year.
Just flushed down the toilet.
Eventually they go, I don't want to do this anymore.
But the idea that I'm still involved or I still care, no, that ship has sailed.
Anyway, that North Korea stuff, like, all the stuff they put on YouTube was awesome, but I don't know.
It's garbage now, and they should be embarrassed.
I know you're not embarrassed because you jumped ship ahead of time, but it's horrible.
Yeah, my understanding is most of the North Korea stuff was fake.
Like, they bribed their way in.
You don't bribe your way into a country.
pay for a visa.
Anyway, now...
Good talking to you.
Appreciate it.
No problem, buddy.
All right, let's do one more palate cleanser.
I want something interesting to be said.
Oh, this is Sean again.
Again.
Yeah, what's the nerd's name?
Could you be more specific?
Your nerd.
Ryan?
Yeah, Ryan.
Yeah, tell Ryan you've got to fix the back and forth audio.
It's hard to have a conversation.
I can barely understand yet.
Good point.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Thanks.
Let's get on that.
You know what I've decided recently?
That's enough for the calls.
If we have enough of a nut, and that's including a big nest egg to prepare for litigation because I'm getting sued every 10 minutes.
I want to start, I want to build a new studio, an InfoWars-sized studio.
We will do that if things look good after a year, which would happen in June, which means I should start looking at real estate now.
We'll be in the city.
I like this area.
I like being in Midtown Manhattan.
And then we'll have, you know, a bar set up for one-on-ones.
Milo will be able to shoot his show there.
We'll have like a couple sets in one studio.
That's the beauty of being cheap the first year.
You can really splash out when you're safe.
Anyway, that's the long-term plan.
Thanks for calling in.
Thank you to our sponsors, Bet DSI and JohnnyAppleCBD.com.
I like you more than a friend.
And I'll see you back on Monday with a real show, not a pre-tate.
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