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Nov. 25, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E90 - ROGER STONE WAS RIGHT
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Why are men great?
So they gotta be great.
Guys from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me.
Bling bling, then I solve them, that's the goddess in me.
You could have had a bad bitch, non-committal.
Help you with your career, just a little.
You're supposed to hold me down.
That was a big fat black woman from Seattle, I believe, named Liza.
She, uh, sorry about that.
That's quite rude.
She, uh, it's not my cup of tea, obviously.
You know, and I hate the way there's all this, you go, sister, to obese women.
But it's hard to deny that she's an incredibly talented artist.
Sorry.
But writing hits as I get older, I'm more and more impressed by it.
like Pete Townsend, Taylor Swift, Joe Strummer.
There's so few people that can just...
It's so hard to just keep churning out hits.
Kurt Cobain.
Actually, Kurt Cobain didn't have that many.
He had negative creep on the first album, Bleach.
And then there was, of course, the smells like Teen Spirit and all that.
But there wasn't that many.
Who Fighters had way more hits?
Yeah, but I don't like them.
They had more time.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah, but sorry.
You're right.
You're right.
Dave Grohl is very impressive.
It's very hard to write hits.
But I was listening to Lizzo, Ready to Pooh Pooh, because that song is all about how, you know, you ain't my man, no mo, and all that stuff.
But then I looked at her other songs.
I'm like, wow, you have like three or four top five hits.
What's this one now?
Juice.
Like, go, you try this.
You go write even just a chorus.
And they, My fault that we outing the knocking boots.
Women have a self-esteem problem, and it's too much self-esteem.
I know that albino.
Really?
Yeah, he's a New York comedian.
Huh.
I did stand-up with him once.
Like, try to write that.
And then go jump in the middle.
I can't believe I'm sitting here promoting Lizzo.
Please don't make me have to take your piece.
All I want if I'm shining everybody in love.
Her entire career is based on how she's a big black sister that ain't taking no job.
Okay, fine.
Imagine I was talking like that all the time.
Look, I know you want me.
You can't have me.
I'm married, girl.
So I don't know why you're trying to slide into my DMs, but I am something.
I am something else, girl.
Oh my God, look at me.
I'm all slick.
I got my coat on, my tailored suits.
I am fine.
Yeah, I should try that.
Yeah, let's both become Lizzo.
Be way more confident than just talk about how all these girls want me, but the answer is no.
Girl, you dreaming if you think you can get with this.
In your dreams, bitch.
What's her other big hit?
Good as hell.
Oh, this is a great song.
Like, go back to the beginning.
This is a great way to end a movie where you get the girl and you're walking off into the sunset together.
No, go to the beginning!
Say high five.
Keep it moving.
Yes, Lord.
Trying to get some new shit in there.
Swimwear, going to the bullshit.
When my friends got sent to prison, I was just like, I toss my hair, I checked my nails, and I was like, it is what it is.
I can't do shit about no Roger Stone now, motherfucker.
I pick my, after my friends got sent to prison, I pick myself up off the floor.
It's hard to relate to this, I guess.
I got an idea.
Instead of like checking your nails and tossing your hair, if he doesn't want you anymore, how about losing 100 pounds?
Maybe he doesn't want you anymore because you're dying.
What is that?
Obesity.
Do you like that or not?
She's cute.
Yeah, she's awesome.
He's empowered.
It's funny, too, when she's seeing about how you're hot, you're empowered.
And they have, she's a gigantic fat pig, but then they have actual supermodels in the video.
And you go, I think they're doing okay.
That's sort of like what we were talking about with Tarana Burke, the head of the founder of Me Too.
Tyrannosaurus Burke.
Tyrannosaurus Burke.
And she's up there with Alyssa Milano going, we are sick of being seen as sex objects.
We are human beings.
We're not just sexy women.
And you can see everyone next to Tarana Burke sort of going, well, I mean, I get that a lot.
I don't know if you get it that much.
I don't think you do.
Look at her.
Is she the ugliest famous woman in the world?
Yes.
Yes.
That would be funny if it was on our Wikipedia, founder of Me Too, also ugliest famous woman in the world.
She's almost getting to the point, like, her skin is so bad and her face is so hideous that she's basically, you can't even call her ugly because it's like, she's disfigured.
Yeah, it's mean.
Yeah, it's.
I'd rather bone care as one.
And there's not much of a difference?
Look at that.
That's her cowboy look.
Oh my God.
Can you imagine that was your girlfriend?
No.
I can't.
So anyway, I'm sick of being seen as just another sex toy, she's saying to them right there.
And they're all going, uh, by whom?
Her shirt should say, yeah, right.
Well, we've discussed this on the show before, but you know what the origin of Me Too is with her, right?
her dad raped her or something?
No, she was horsing around as a young girl with some boys and they ripped her shirt.
She was eight years old, and she went to her mother, Hey, look, my shirt's gone.
I've just got my tits hanging out.
And her mother said, What are you doing roughhousing with boys anyway?
Don't play with boys.
Of course, you're going to get your shirt ripped.
That's the origin of the rape movement.
Today is off the...
Wow.
Feminism can really uglify anyone, can it?
Today is off the cuff Mondays where we catch up on our weekends.
I haven't seen you guys since Thursday.
Friday, Milo did his show with the furries.
How was that?
I haven't watched it yet.
Was that fun?
It was good.
It was fun.
Yeah.
Now, you guys got to get in and out of there faster because the studio bills are rising.
True that.
I don't understand why you just...
By now, you must have it down to a science.
Show up, shoot it, boom.
There were some hair and makeup things going on.
He can do hair and makeup on his own time at home.
Does he bring in a makeup artist?
Oh, you know what, though?
And then we shot a cold open right beforehand.
But still, we shouldn't have got that late.
That accounts for about 10 minutes.
But yeah, it was way late.
All right.
So that was Friday.
And then I had the kids all weekend.
My wife went to see her mother about some stuff.
And what did I do?
It's kind of hard as a dad to come up with stuff, especially when all they want to do, all my daughter wants to do is watch videos in her room of her reality TV shows.
All my son wants to do is play MLB baseball.
And all my youngest son wants to do is play Roblox or Minecraft or something.
They don't want to do what I want to do.
So everything I do is enforced, enforced play.
So Friday, we didn't do much, I don't think, because everyone was getting home from school, right?
Did we go up for dinner?
Friday, I don't recall.
Oh, Friday, I went to Popeyes.
Took him to Popeyes saw a fight.
I'll tell you about that on Thanksgiving because we did a pre-tape on Sunday.
And then Saturday, my son had a basketball game.
And, God, there's so much driving now as a parent in the burbs.
I get to one play date and my daughter goes, oh, wait a minute.
This is until Sunday.
God damn it!
So turn around, watch the basketball game.
Can't hang out with the coach and the dads after the game because I got to look after the kiddos.
And then Saturday night.
Saturday night, I'll go out to a local bar if my wife is going to sleep early, but she seems like she wanted to hang and gossip.
So we grabbed some beers and hung out.
This isn't very interesting, is it?
Then Sunday, I went and got beers with pigs.
A cab.
All cops are bastards.
It's fun drinking with cops, but they're too intense with the shots.
Maybe it's a blue-collar thing?
Yeah, it kind of is.
Blue-collar dudes are always doing a shot of Tullamore do.
I don't like shots.
I don't want to get too wasted.
I'm driving.
But they're just shot.
There's never not shots.
There's never not appetizers.
And the other weird thing about drinking with cops is there's kids everywhere.
Like two-year-olds everywhere.
And you'll just be talking to a guy with a sleeping baby on his shoulder at the bar.
Like, yeah, well, it's going to be there.
That is very strange.
It is weird.
And they're not driving.
Their wives are picking them up or whatever.
I like it.
That's always been my dream.
A kid-friendly bar called O'Kiddy's.
But the insurance would never afford it.
But it was fun talking to them.
One of the guys was a captain, and he was just, he was saying, I want the crime to go, to get worse.
That way people realize that they're super needed.
Yeah, it's well, so you can see what you rot.
It's sort of like Milo wanting Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder to be banned from social media because he goes, only then, when the normies start getting banned, will people wake up.
And the cop was saying the same thing.
He goes, look, I'm fine.
I've got a 45 on me right now.
I'm always going to be safe.
I can beat the shit out of anyone.
And so go ahead, crime.
I'll be safe.
You're the ones in trouble.
He also said the police force is dead.
You know what is definitely dead with cops?
The idea of your son being a cop.
And that used to be, how many times have you heard that?
My dad was a cop.
My grandfather was a cop.
My great-grandfather was a fucking Irish cop who fought Bill the Butcher?
It was always a generational thing.
And your dad helped you get into the academy, tried to find you a good precinct.
That's done.
After, I'm going to say 100 years, basically all of what you know of New York.
Like post-car New York was generational cops.
And that's done.
Not just New York, across the board.
Go up to a cop and say, are your kids going to be cops?
And I want to address that too, because we are ridiculing police and calling them losers and laughing in their face and throwing water at them.
And that's seen as harmless.
It's just water.
But ridiculing a man outside of ball busting actually has dire consequences.
And I know that makes me sound like a pussy.
I shall explain via Amy Schumer.
So that was Sunday.
Oh, and then last night I saw The Kitchen finally about Melissa McCarthy, Tiffany Hadish, and the chick from Mad Men taking over New York City.
It is way more insane than I thought it would be.
And get this.
At one point, Tiffany, they're negotiating with the Italian mob, and they strike a deal with the Italian mob where we're going to work together.
No, that didn't happen.
The Italian mob couldn't work with the Westies because they were too insane.
They're the deadliest gang in the history of gangs.
Way more deadly than the bloods in the crypts.
Was that common?
Yes.
Oh, he's just, I hate him so much.
I don't even see him.
And he's everywhere.
At least he's not playing a wise man.
But look at this.
They take over.
Oh, here's the other crazy part.
They work with the Italian mob.
That didn't happen.
The Italian mob.
You know what?
The only relation the Italian mob had with the Westies?
They hired this guy.
I think his name was Mad Dog.
He was called Mad Dog because he had a salivary problem.
So he was always drooling.
They hired Mad Dog to kill Mickey Splane's top four lieutenants.
And they did.
The Italian mob hired a psycho-Irish nut who killed four of Mickey Splane's guys because the Italian mom wanted in on Jacob Javits.
Look at this.
By the way, they kill all those guys and beat the shit out of them.
It's the woman who did Straight Out of Compton.
That was a woman, too.
Straight Out of Compton was pretty good.
Yeah, that was good.
But this is just so fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, sorry, I keep trying to get to this one point.
Tiffany Hadish says, we want 32nd to 49th Street.
And you go, okay, I don't think the Westies quite had that.
Like, it was a struggle to get Jacob Javits, which is down by 32nd.
They definitely had 49th and the West Side.
And then she just throws out East to West.
Wait, what?
So now you own the two-mile width of New York City?
The entire East Side?
Little greedy.
So look at a map of New York.
That's basically all there is.
That's Madison Square Garden, Grand Central, Jacob Javits, Times Square is in that massive two-square-mile radius.
What?
Four chicks run that?
Huh?
It was just ridiculous.
And you know how the Westies invented the whole thing of sawing up a dude?
In the movie, there's a guy, it's the guy, I think he's from Harry Potter or something.
He's a British dude, but he plays what appears to be Jimmy Coonin, the sort of psycho who ended up taking down the Westies.
And she ends up saying, I'll handle this.
So yeah, there's a black woman who takes over the Westies.
There was not one black person ever in Hell's Kitchen.
Sorry, it was a racist time.
It was a different time.
And no black person would dare set one foot in Hell's Kitchen.
Similarly, not one white person would dare set foot in Harlem back then.
I mean, they might come to buy Coke, but they were right out of there right away.
They were called boomerangs because they'd come, buy Coke, and leave.
Unbelievable.
What do you got there?
But Aaron Berg was in it.
Aaron Berg, at one point, Melissa McCarthy is worried that someone's going to come kill her, and she opens her front door with her gun in her hand, and there's Aaron Berg saying, it's okay.
I got you.
I met a guy that was in that.
It's just such a weird fantasy, too.
Like, women don't fantasize about taking over the most deadly gang in America's history.
They would kill their own mothers.
They were all junkies and drunks.
The mob couldn't negotiate with them.
The mob would send them a Polaroid of their mother, and they'd go, go ahead, fucking kill her.
I don't give a shit.
Look, there they are.
Look at that.
You know what that's based on?
I think it was Mickey Spilane's mother or Jimmy Kunan's mother or something, helped just get the envelopes when he was in prison.
Like, just held them in her hand and brought them to a place.
That's it.
They took that one little pube of truth and turned it into faux sisters.
Doing it for theirselves.
Theyselves.
Oh, God, it was ridiculous.
Speaking of blacks and Lizzo, she had a small purse at an award ceremony.
Technically, the largest purse is a small purse.
Yeah.
Relative to her.
That purse is actually a normal-sized purse.
It's about this big.
You could hold a large water bottle in that.
There's a really large, there's the iPhone 11 in there, Max.
Yeah.
The big one.
I don't know how I feel about Lizzo.
I don't like that she's like, I'm a fat pig and you better love it.
Love your big fat ass because it means love dying.
But that little person's kind of funny.
And she did write a bunch of hit songs.
That's something you can't do.
Yeah, I like her.
Cool.
Also on Saturday, oh yeah, I was going to see the fight, but it wasn't playing at the usual bar we go to, and they wanted $70 on Fox.
So I didn't get to see it.
Plus, I don't know if I can watch boxing because the big match doesn't go till midnight, right?
Because it's in Vegas.
So I can't stay up.
Plus, you start drinking at 9.
The first undercard is at 9.
9, 10, 11, 12, when you're 50.
Sorry, you're in a blackout by the time it's midnight.
But he went seven rounds, I believe, with Ortiz, Teonta Wilder.
Probably the greatest boxer.
He's definitely the greatest heavyweight alive today.
But he might be the greatest of all time.
I don't know.
I guess Mike Tyson is.
But look at this insane punch.
He feels him out with his left.
Wabap.
Look at the mist.
What is that?
Vaseline sweat.
And look at his eyes.
You see that?
And consciousness.
Boom.
Yeah, that's his soul.
He knocked his soul out of his head.
I think Deontay Wild is one of his best traits, besides the fact that his punches are like Mac trucks, is that he has an iron jaw.
So Ortiz was winning that match.
It was seven rounds of just excellent punches from Ortiz, but Deontay just takes it and takes it and takes it, and then he sees an opening and knocks you out.
You think beards cushion even a little bit or like absorb more Vaseline than a regular face would, so that kind of helps?
Because I see a chunk of Vaseline in his beard.
Yeah, I don't think that makes a difference.
Maybe it makes the Vaseline stay on more.
Yeah, there's more Vaseline for your chin.
You can have all your face could be an old-fashioned scuba divers sphere of Vaseline, and you're still going to get killed by Deontay Wilder.
Though he fought Fury, what's his name?
That's in Wilder and Fury.
Yeah.
1-3.
Tyson Fury.
Yeah, Tyson Fury.
Sounds like a superhero character.
This was the only guy that can stand up to Deontay Wilder.
Just Tyson Fury.
Maybe he's the best heavyweight.
in America right now.
Wilder has to fight.
They're both giants.
I think they're both like 6'6 ⁇ .
Don't think Wilder must walk.
It must be cool to walk down the street and know, I could kill any person I see.
Yeah.
Maybe it's boring instead.
It must be great.
It's better than being a dog.
Imagine for a second that you were a dog.
Tyson Fury gets up from this.
What?
Wow.
And proceeds to win that round.
What?
Wait, because his eyes look lifeless.
Boom.
Right and a left.
He just wakes up.
Wow.
That's Punch Co.
That's insane.
Hey, I'm fine.
Close, look at him.
He's British, right?
Tyson Fury?
I'm fine.
You're sitting here watching Bucks and this is particularly amazing.
Welcome to our show, where you watch us watch TV.
I was talking to Larry Barnes today, Mr. No Fear, and he said that when he fought Trinidad, he said that Ref's voice sounded like the dude from the Twilight Zone.
And he couldn't see Trinidad after he was first knocked down.
He just saw three.
So he would fight the one in the middle.
Wow.
And then he said the weirdest thing.
He goes, you know what Tyson said?
Tyson said, you get knocked down, and you stay there, you're a pussy.
You're supposed to be a warrior.
Get up.
Get the fuck up.
And I thought, uh, no.
Yeah, that seems...
The fight is over.
That's how people die.
Remember, we just had that guy in Long Island die.
All right.
Let's dive into it, Toad.
By the way, Dinesh D'Souza and Michael Shermer are up on the site.
Please check it out.
I regret not asking one question, which is what conspiracy theories are true.
Every time I do one of these, it's something that haunts me for days after.
I was so bummed at myself for not asking Ann Coulter and Gina Belafonte about sex and what it must be like for young women and young men today.
That pissed me off at myself.
But yeah, I was pretty annoyed I didn't ask them what conspiracy theories are true because Dinesh D'Souza was sent to jail by the Clintons for embarrassing Obama.
It was Obama's America that was his crime.
And they did malicious persecution, sorry, malicious prosecution, like they did with Roger Stone, where they found the bad guy first and then worked backwards to fill in the crimes.
So there's a conspiracy right there.
Do you know what his charge was while he was in jail?
Dinesh?
Yeah.
No, what was it?
Campaign finance fraud.
Now, what you're supposed to do, each person can donate, say, $20,000 to a candidate as a cap.
So one way around that is you donate $20,000 and then you say to your friend, you should donate $20,000 and you should donate $20,000.
It's kind of illegal.
It's happened a million times and it's usually a slap on the wrist.
So they said, you basically donated 60 because you encouraged that person, that person also put in 20.
So we're going to count that as you putting in 60, which is too much.
That was his crime.
Wow.
What was his full sentence before he was pardoned?
Oh, he's already served his sentence.
But I think he did a year.
Wow.
Speaking of Roger Stone, remember I said at the trial that...
We're back to news items.
We're iteming the news.
We're not shooting the shit.
But I didn't have that eventful of a weekend.
And we didn't ask you what you did.
I saw.
I was just trying to look up what I think.
Five years.
Is it possible?
A $30,000 fine.
I just wanted to see exactly what Dinesh got.
Well, why don't you look it up and tell us and not sit there telling us that you're reading something?
10 to 16-month prison sentence.
Yes.
So I saw the movie, the Mr. Rogers movie with Tom Hanke.
It was really good.
It's really weird, unconventional type of movie.
And at one point, there's like this moment of silence that he asks everybody to do.
Oh, no, he's just sitting there with the guy, this journalist that was doing a piece on him.
And then he's like, could you just take a moment to be silent with me and thank all the people that mean something to you?
And then the movie takes a real minute of just silence.
And then you're just sitting in a movie theater with a bunch of strangers.
Just badass silence.
It's crazy.
It was bad.
It's balls.
Yeah.
Because you know the director or the writer suggested that, and there was so many people saying, well, we won't do a full minute.
It's a minute.
And someone just said, we're doing a fucking minute.
Yeah.
And kept pushing and pushing and pushing.
And eventually they won.
Yeah.
And after about 12 seconds, I was like, oh, we're doing this.
And then you hear people like crying around you.
It's pretty intense.
Where'd you see it?
Well, don't tell me.
Someplace.
A movie theater.
Yeah.
And then I played a lot of Call of Duty.
That's it.
Good morning.
So, Roger Stone, two major things happened this weekend.
One is one of the jurors, not a rural juror, an urban juror, wrote an op-ed.
Really?
Go to 1-9.
Jack Bisobic first turned me on to this.
He's quite a journalist.
I wonder if Ezra Levant regrets firing him.
By the way, I have no products in my hair today.
In a column in the Washington Post, one of Roger Stone's D.C. jurors essentially admits he did not pay attention to defense arguments.
So, yeah, he did a whole...
and no one knows what the fuck the name of the play is and is too scared to ask her.
Anyway, it's not classic enough to be a reference.
Yeah, you're right.
This woman comes up and the judge says, so we're worried about a conflict here.
You work with, you're a lawyer?
Yes.
Oh, and you work with the Obama administration?
Uh-huh.
And your husband currently is a lawyer with the Department of Justice.
Yeah.
Okay.
And you live in D.C., obviously.
So she says, have you discussed Roger Stone at all with your husband?
And she goes, nope.
And I'm sitting there watching a clear lie.
And I realize what she's really saying is, I want to be part of this trial so bad.
I'm happy to sit here and lie in front of everyone with the most obvious lie.
There's not a single lawyer in all of D.C. that has not discussed Roger fucking Stone.
Jesus Christ.
So she was admitting to us that she wants to be part of the resistance and she wants it to happen because she wants to be fun at dinner parties.
And then this juror, this rural juror, says, yeah, not only did we want to be invited to dinner parties, I want to be a star.
So he writes this thing.
Oh, by the way, 2-1, Jacob Engels told Roger Stone that, what I just told you.
And he was then banned from the courtroom.
Remember, we saw him outside and he wasn't allowed in?
He was banned from the courtroom, forced to wander around, where Antifa bashed him in the face with a stick.
And the judge said, we didn't even end up taking that juror.
And Jacob goes, yeah, because I exposed her on Alex Jones, which they then turned into, they were trying to dox the juror to intimidate her.
No, they were exposing a corrupt jury, which it clearly was.
Now we're finally getting to what I'm talking about, 2-0.
So this guy writes a big story in, what is it, The Washington Post?
Yeah.
Outs himself as hardcore leftist after trial and says, basically, I was in it to...
What do you got?
That's the article, but this is the Gateway Pundit 2-0.
Outs himself as hardcore leftist after trial and before sentencing.
Proves poison jury pool theory.
So this is the three things he says.
Our jury was diverse in age, gender, race, ethnicity, income, education, and occupation.
Bull fucking shit.
There was three men.
There was eight women.
Sorry, nine women.
So just because there's three men and nine women, that doesn't mean you're diverse in gender.
It means you're lopsided in gender.
They were all left-wing, latte drinkers.
No one in the trade had a bud in their life.
Yes, there was a couple black people.
They were black women who would shave their heads bald.
That's not normal for black women.
What that means when black women shave their heads bald is, fuck you.
I'm not looking for a man.
I'm not in the market.
I'm a feminist.
I'm an activist.
Resist.
That's what bald means.
Anti-lizzo.
It's anti-lizzo.
And this isn't for me.
This is from that black pastor who saw them.
So it was a remarkably undiverse jury.
And then he says, the evidence in this case was substantial and almost entirely uncontested.
No, it was all hearsay.
It was Stone said he wanted Assange to release Wikileaks.
Then soon after he called Assange, we don't have the phone call.
But then soon after Wikileaks released the emails.
Stone must have made him do that.
Probably.
I mean, there was a phone call that I don't have a record of.
The whole thing was so fucking corrupt.
He should have seen it.
At one point, they were talking about how Stone threatened to kill this guy's dog, and they show this text where he said, I'm going to take your dog.
One little minor detail they left out is that this guy was clearly abusing his dog and had all but starved it to death and would kick it and beat it when he, the few times he did pay attention to it.
And Stone is a big pet lover, animal rights guy, and he's saying, I'm going to take your dog and feed it and save its life.
They left that part out.
Claim number three, we came close to rejecting one charge that we believe was written ambiguously.
Yeah, you deliberated for an hour about throwing a man in prison.
Anyway, sorry, that's getting boring.
But the reason I thought that was interesting is because it proves that they were all about just being stars.
And it was political.
They were activists in the jury.
Shit, there's a story I thought I sent you, but I didn't.
You're going to have to dig this up.
Digging.
Roger Stone, do you remember Fiona Hill?
She's listed as Dr. Hill in the trials, in the Ukraine thing.
And she got on her pulpit and she did this whole almost like televangelist sermon about corruption and how she knows.
I was mad at the time.
And I know I was right to be mad because I realize now that they were out to collude with a foreign power.
That was treason, I saw, blah, blah, blah.
She's talking like that.
This big, great speech.
Back in 2017, Stone had warned us about this same woman.
He said, I'll have to send you the link, Slowbojo.
He said, Fiona Hill, he said, Soros has infiltrated Soros has infiltrated the White House, and they've got this globalist named Gateway Pundit, Adam Schiff Star Witness Fiona Hill, was added by Roger Stone in InfoWars' deep state Soros connected spy in 2017.
Yep.
Do you do a Roger Stone?
I don't normally do a Roger Stone.
I could do hand motions that Roger Stone would do, but typically I'm not a pinko lefty commie, this sort of type of deal.
This is it.
It's on strummit.news.
I just sent you the link.
Fiona Hills.
Oh, yeah.
She denies she's a globalist.
She works at a magazine called The Globalist.
You cannot make that up.
But yeah, Roger Stone in 2017, this is what he said.
George Soros has penetrated the Trump White House.
Soros has planted a mole infiltrating the national security apparatus.
A woman named Fiona Hill, who has a Harvard background, has been on the Soros payroll and the payroll of the Open Society Institute.
Here, I'll send you the link.
I should have done that earlier.
Summit news.
No, but I'm going to send you a tweet, too.
It shows Stone.
This is why Roger Stone's in jail or headed to prison.
Sorry, I think his sentencing, I just asked him about his sentencing.
I think his sentencing is February 6th.
What's it going to be, boy?
Yes.
Oh, no, seriously, what do you think he's going to get?
Two or three served.
Served?
He hasn't done any serving yet.
No, I know.
Two or three.
Served?
Why are you saying served?
I think because he'll maybe be sentenced for more than two years.
Oh, and he'll be two or three years.
You actually end up doing two years?
Yeah.
I've heard that from somebody else who bitches.
I mean, when you look at, what's his name?
James Clapper, who did the exact same thing Roger did, and he got a gig at CNN as a reward because he's an Obama guy.
I mean, is there a more obvious...
And by the way, when you're talking to your liberal spouse, just say one name to her.
And that name is...
David Shortel.
David Shortel.
That is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
How was David Shortel there 15 minutes early if the FBI wasn't colluding with the media?
And if the FBI is colluding with the media, then this is clearly just a spectacle and has nothing to do with justice.
And if the FBI can put spectacles over justice, then we don't have justice in this country.
We have kangaroo courts and witch hunts.
That's not America.
What happened to this country?
Pull up the Twitter thing and then we're done with all this serious talk.
Okay, I have not gotten it yet.
Go into Inbox.
You don't know if you got it in that.
Why are you in one particular mail?
No.
No.
How can you not have it?
This is very annoying.
Yes.
In the meantime, this is an article about the Daily Juror or Juster or something.
Rural juror?
Yes.
The rural juror.
Why is perjury so rarely prosecuted?
Perjury is often considered the forgotten offense.
Despite it being widespread, it's rarely prosecuted.
Putin expert Fiona Hill to take Carrie Whitehouse.
Okay, come on.
You gotta have it.
Fuck.
What's going on with technology?
I email someone something twice, it doesn't get to them?
Louis C.K. would...
It is going into his satellite and then coming down.
And you're complaining about it.
I don't know.
I'm Louis Zekie.
This is infuriating.
Why doesn't fucking anything work?
Holy shit.
I don't know.
I'm refreshing and refreshing and refreshing.
This is infuriating.
Yeah.
Still don't have it.
No.
What the fuck is that?
Is it in my s- I'm sorry, folks, that we're boring you with this, but are you as fr- This is incredibly frustrating.
Uh, what could I do to look that up?
What is the ad handle?
Is there something I could do to search it?
207.
I sent it to you at 205, four minutes ago.
Jesus.
It is.
The last thing I got from you was the summit news.
It's Crazy Town, USA.
It's a tweet by a guy with a weird long at PolishPatriot TM.
And it says Roger Stone in 2017.
What's going on?
You know who I blame for this?
That Indian guy who invented email.
What's his name?
Our buddy with the weird name.
Oh, man.
I forgot.
I do know who you're talking about, though.
Holy crap.
Four minutes to receive an email.
205, folks.
Crazy time.
This is fascinating.
Yep.
Still nothing.
Let me just tell you who I sent.
So when did he your Gmail?
Yeah.
Now five minutes ago.
And now I got it.
That took five minutes.
Oh, yeah.
Ryan is six feet from me.
You should have airdropped it, it.
If you will.
All right.
This is the end of the serious news.
George Soros has penetrated the Trump White House.
Soros has planted a mole infiltrating the national security apparatus.
A woman named Fiona Hill, who has a Harvard background, has been on the Soros payroll, and the payroll of the Open Society Institute has been brought into the Trump White House by General McMaster.
The reason this is significant is because, as you know, the Hungarian government has been fighting the Open Society Institute, which is a front in Hungary to destabilize the Hungarian government.
And we should add, they are patriot right-wingers that are pro-Trump, pro-Ron Paul.
They just don't like Islamic invasion.
And I am told from the best possible sources in the Trump White House that only days ago in a showdown meeting, this woman, Fiona Hill, now on the national security staff, argued that she was a Russian expert and that the Trump administration must oppose the Hungarian efforts to crack down and expose on the so-called Open Society Institute.
That's the group that overthrew Ukraine.
That's the group that was openly behind the Arab Spring.
That's the group openly behind ending the free press here.
That's the group openly behind funding the cop killer Black Lives Matter groups and literally funding the groups chanting, you know, kill the cops, dick the hall with dead cops.
Why would anyone put up with this load of baloney?
And why would anyone have a woman with this background, Brooking Institute, Harvard, George Soros, open society in the Trump White House.
Well, this is Rogers' crime.
Being astute.
Sussing people out.
Seeing the truth.
Look up Dr. Hill's speech, Ukraine.
Because now that you know who she is, it totally changes everything.
So powerful.
And it annoys me too, because on my Twitter, I have Alyssa Milano and all these dumb bitches talking about how women are kicking ass.
And you go, you're not curious.
This isn't.
Yo, you had it.
That was it, right?
Yeah.
You're not curious.
You don't understand this.
You wouldn't have the brains to look up who Dr. Hill is.
And why does it say Dr. Hill and not Fiona Hill?
Isn't that discouraging you from looking her up?
Hmm.
Thank you again, Mr. Chairman.
Mr. Chairman, Ranking Member Nunes, and members of the committee, thank you for inviting me to testify to you.
She works for a company called The Globalist.
Just jump anywhere in the middle.
I appreciate the importance of Congress' distinctive working-class accent.
In England, in the 1980s and 1990s, this would have impeded my professional advancement.
This background has never set me back in America.
For the best part of three decades, I've built a career as a non-partisan, non-political national security professional focusing on Europe and Eurasia, and especially the former Soviet Union.
I've served our country under three presidents.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
I've also worked for George Soros, and I literally work for the Globalist as we counter their efforts to harm us.
Right now, Russia's security services and their proxies have geared up to repeat their interference in the 2020 election.
Let's drop all this serious political stuff.
The Roger Stone trial is a little microcosm of everything that's wrong with Western society today.
But enough defending Stone and our fellow victims, sorry, targets of tyranny.
Let's talk a little bit about humiliation and a common misconception about ridicule that men are forced to endure here in the patriarchy.
Let's go to the green room, shall we?
This came out in March.
I flipped it so if we want to put it on YouTube, we might not get caught.
But this is her special growing.
She's turgid with life there, bun in the oven.
She doesn't know if it's male or female.
She just finished doing a diatribe about how horrible it is to be a woman and how unsafe it is.
And they're going to get raped.
And they go to their cars with their keys in their knuckles.
And I was thinking about this at the gym this morning.
So that's why I'm playing this old video because I sort of had an epiphany as I was punching a giant bag of rags about a big misunderstanding with what she's about to say.
But just to preface this whole talk, she was talking about how horrible it is to be a woman and we're going to get raped and we're going to get assaulted and one in three, blah, blah, blah.
And I want you to know at home that society has completely ignored the fact that by every metric possible, and I got in a lot of shit for saying this on Fox News, by every metric possible, men have it worse.
That is why men have such a brutal suicide rate, especially white males, especially recently.
But men are more likely to get raped if you include prison, and I do, because prisoners are human beings, more likely to get assaulted, more likely to be killed in the workplace, more likely to commit suicide.
They have a much lower death rate than black women, white males.
But we'll focus on males for this.
Men are under duress at all times.
That's our role.
Our role is to be cops, both in the home where we're the authority figures that have to say, hey, don't talk to your mother like that, and out on the streets.
You see some woman getting slapped.
It's your moral obligation as a dude to get involved.
It's not a woman's moral obligation.
Her moral obligation is to stay safe.
Anyway, the myth of equality sort of meshes both male and female together and we're all part of the same dangerous world.
No, that's not true.
Life is very different for men.
We have a totally different role than women and Amy doesn't get that.
And I'm about to show you why.
Hit it, AIM.
And there was a study done and it said that women mostly fear violence.
That's our number one fear.
And the same study showed that men's number one fear was ridicule.
Oh, yeah, God.
So sorry, I didn't know you guys were going through that.
See, this shows what feminism does to your brain.
You become so disconnected from men that you have no idea what we go through or what our role is or how we feel or what our entire makeup is.
Our molecules are predicated on having some sort of authority, some sort of threat, because that's how we defend everyone we're around.
That's how we defend our wife and our kids.
And that's our role in the household.
If you tell your son it's bedtime, he laughs in your face, you don't exist.
You're not a father anymore.
Now, she goes, let's keep playing the tape.
Don't miss me so hurt for you.
Do you guys run home?
You're afraid of somebody telling a little jokey about you?
No.
Everyone cheers.
Everyone cheers to the death of masculinity and the death of a man's role in society.
I think that we need to start from scratch.
You know, I'm so.
But she goes off on a tangent now.
That's the point I wanted to get across.
Yes, men are scared of violence.
Fighting is really scary, and we're much more likely to go through it than you.
You don't know if you're going to live or die.
You don't know if you're going to get some knockout punch where you hit your head on the cement and that's it.
And for what?
Defending a stranger?
That scares us.
That's number two.
Number one is ridicule.
Your fear is violence.
I am here to argue that our fears are more profound than women's.
So we share you with the violence thing, but we have another one on top of That and that is ridicule.
Now, clearly, it's not ridiculous.
You can stop playing that, just pause it.
Clearly, it's not ridicule like haha, Gavin has no chin.
When people call into my show and insult my looks or other frivolous things, I laugh my head off.
And I know that Amy thinks she's a victim because she's constantly getting insulted for her looks and her weight and everything.
Just for the record, ladies, that's mostly ladies.
Guys don't really get online and bitch about how someone is so fat.
That's gays and women, and that's your peers, ladies.
Sorry.
Yes, you do get more bullied than we do, but it's you doing the bullying.
Now, when it comes to men, we obviously don't mind ridicule.
We invented ball busting.
Look at how I talk to Ryan every day, the Jap Rican with no dad.
When it's a shallow, you know, a surface thing, we break each other's balls all day at the gym.
There's this guy at the gym, Tommy.
I call him Hydroman because he sweats so much.
He likes to lock the door when he goes to the bath, when he goes to the changing room.
So he's in there alone.
And we're like, what are you doing in there alone?
You scared of a dick?
And then we take our pants off.
Are you scared of a nude man?
What am I going to do?
Am I going to grab your goonads?
We mock him and ridicule him, but we're not genuinely ridiculing him.
We're not saying your job sucks.
You're a fucking loser.
You're a nothing.
You're dumb.
Your career is useless.
What Amy's leaving out of this study is genuine ridicule.
When you are genuinely ridiculed, when you're seen as irrelevant by society, you are no longer a protector.
You're no longer a provider.
You're no longer there to help.
And men are genetically predisposed to want to help, to want to provide, to want to provide shelter.
When they laugh in your face, when it comes to that, you don't exist.
If my kids don't listen to me, they laugh in my face.
What's my role?
My wife does the nurturing, the cooking.
She makes the home a home.
She hugs them all the time.
And if without wait till your father gets home, why have a father?
They don't need me for nurturing.
They need me for authority.
They need me as the corrections officer of my home.
So it's crucial that you understand this.
And the proof of it is a very unfortunate example.
But I was talking, I think it was Jim Goad, and he was beaten by his father his whole life.
So you can use this incredibly effective tool to defend yourself against evil men, horrible human beings.
And Jim Goad's father was a horrible human being who beat the shit out of him.
And he was running around, I think it was the dining room table once.
And he stopped, and he just laughed in his face.
And that ended the violence just like that, because the father ceased to see himself as a valid human being.
Now, I know that's a terrible analogy because I'm talking about how important it is to respect men and then I'm using the example of an abuser, but I'm sorry.
It's an effective example because it shows you the power of ridicule and how fundamentally it can cut a man to the quick.
Another example is this cartoonist, Debbie Dreschler, a friend of mine from long ago.
She was molested by her father regularly.
She did an autobiographical comic about it called Daddy's Little Girl.
And she was raped regularly by her father.
I can't believe I'm using these examples to prove my point, but whatever.
And one day he came in to her bedroom and she just started laughing at him.
And he never went near her again because he was finished as a human being.
So I'm sorry to use that analogy, or those examples, but that shows you the power of ridicule.
Use it as a weapon against horrible men, but stop using it as a weapon against innocent and brave men because you are cutting the spinal cord of their existence.
When you throw water on cops, when you throw milk on cops, you are saying you're not an authority figure, you don't exist.
And so far in New York this year, we've had one cop murder himself, commit suicide once a month because of this ridicule and this shame that's brought on men.
So Amy, the study wasn't saying don't make fun of me.
The study was saying see me as a relevant human being with some sense of authority, with some sense of power.
And that has been stripped from men.
And believe me, that's not just bad for men.
That's bad for everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lizzo.
Oh, Lizzo.
Let's have some fun now.
I was listening to Colin Kaepernick.
This is 1-4.
And his parents are Midwesterners.
They're from Madison, Wisconsin.
And they moved to California shortly after adopting Colin.
But your accent is generally influenced by your family.
That's who you're spending all your time with as a young man.
But he was in, I think he was sort of near LA, Northern California.
I just contradicted myself.
But he wasn't in the hood.
He grew up all white in a white neighborhood.
So his accent should sound exactly like this, except when I say us and a boot.
But check him out talking about his stupid publicity stunt workout.
This is the Hodge Twins showing his interview.
I've been ready for three years.
I've been denied for three years.
I've been denied for three years.
I came out here and showed it today in front of everybody.
We have nothing to hide.
So we're waiting for the 32 owners, the 32 teams, Roger Goodell.
Stop running.
Stop running from the truth.
Stop running from the people.
People.
I'm here.
We're ready to play.
Ready to go anywhere.
My agent Jeff Natalie is ready to talk to any team, an interview with any team at any time.
I've been ready.
I'm staying ready.
And I continue to be ready.
We'll be waiting to meet you.
Roger Goodell, the NFL, the 32 teams.
We'll let you know if we hear from them.
Ball's in their court.
We're ready to go.
All right, that's enough.
Sorry, Hodge Twins.
I've heard these gentlemen be described as wiggers, which I find offensive, and I don't advocate that.
But Corey Booker, the dude from Rage Against the Machine, Jordan Peele.
When black guys grow up white and then feign a black Accent, isn't that a cultural appropriation?
You can't do that.
That's not who you are.
Colin Kaepernick has been recorded many times, right?
Do you have him not doing his black accent?
I have almost nothing but that.
Let's hear his actual accent.
You said, I'm going to take some of this money right away and donate it to a hard charity.
Why was that?
To me, it was something I felt I needed to do.
I know the suffering my parents went through, and that should be something that's important to me as well.
We still got a bit of a black thing there.
That.
Yeah.
That instead of that.
That's very important to me.
A lot of different symbols.
I've been thinking about it because, I mean, I wish it wouldn't have happened, but at the same time, if it didn't, I wouldn't be here.
I wouldn't be here.
Let me hear more because I'm not totally convinced.
This is not the smoking gun I thought it would be.
Tori 2 teens.
Oh, here.
Yeah, look at him.
In this video, I start to feel bad like I'm making fun of retards.
Yeah, I actually think he's a sweetie.
He's just very, very simple human being.
Yes, yes.
Rooted in the convergence of my moralistic beliefs and my love for the people.
Seeking the truth, finding the truth, telling the truth, and living the truth has been and always will be what guides my actions.
For as long as I have a beating heart, I will continue to work on this path on behalf of the people.
Again, love is at the root of our resistance.
Last but certainly not least, I would like to thank Amnesty International for the Ambassador of Conscience Award.
He sounds like what you would picture a football player to make speeches like.
Yeah, I wanted more of a contrast.
I hear you.
I'll give you one more chance.
My dad's told me since the time I was young, if you have to tell people how good you are.
How good really are you?
And I think he lived by that.
Don't let anybody tell you what you can and can't do.
That's something my mom told me from a young age.
My dad told me from a young age.
That's his accent.
And that's always resonated with me.
Something my mom told me at a young age.
Like any family, parents.
I have had the same upbringing as Colin Kaepernick.
Minus sports.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Oh, yo, he's playing dominoes.
Dominoes with the plastic thing in the middle.
Yeah, dominoes that you buy.
It's a game that uses dominoes.
The dominoes that doesn't end with lives being taken.
No dice needed.
No drug money with blood on the ends of it curled up.
Now, speaking of people talking black, that means we have to show the Quentin Tarantino famous thing.
Oh, my Lorsh.
I mean, you know what I will concede?
I will concede that when you're around black people and you're white, you do kind of want to blend in.
You want things to be cool.
Like the handshake at the gym.
With the black guys, you do this and the thing.
And I'd like to resist it, but it just, it slows everything down.
So you're like, I want to acquiesce.
I want things to go smooth.
Yo, you just punch the hand.
Yeah.
Actually, I had it with one of my son's dad's friend, this black cop.
And I did this the first time.
He's like, oh, okay.
I guess you don't like to hug.
And then the second time, I thought, well, that was shitty.
Let's just do the hug.
But then as we were coming, we were getting closer.
And is it this or that?
And it seemed kind of weird.
And he just, he's like seven feet tall.
He just put his arms around my whole body and just went, oh.
Don't worry about it.
And then for like two days, I was just going, I hugged him in.
I went like, oh, help me.
I went like, oh, help me.
Felt so dirty and weak.
Oh, man.
You know, I tend to like really white it up.
Like when you want to do it almost out of spite of your own instincts.
Yeah, to keep.
Yeah, exactly.
Be like, you know, because they say that it's empathy that makes you speak like a Spanish person when a Spanish person's around you.
You're like, oh, no, we have to go over here so that way, like you speak slower.
Not more, you don't speak Spanish, but you speak slower.
Clearer.
Yeah.
There's something you do.
Sometimes if you're around black people, you pretend you hate them.
And that gets to zero.
You know what I mean?
Because there's this natural instinct where you're like, hi, yo, what's up?
You guys like chilling or whatever?
I'll do the handshake.
So to counteract that, you just go, I'm a racist.
I hate this black person on the train.
And that takes the sort of sycophant, effusive ass-licking down to zero.
And now you're just a normal dude.
Right.
Like the way they talk to their friends.
Because even just strangers that are white or whatever, you have some level of contempt for.
It's a genetic trait.
Where whites hate themselves.
No other race is like this.
Every other race has, like, black people, if they're middle class and educated, they'll say bad things about like blacks in the hood.
But overall, they generally love the race.
White people, there's plenty of very successful, erudite white people who'd hate white people.
That's true.
We're the only ones like white people.
Latinos are definitely not like that.
You know another way, another trick you can use?
If you're nervous going through customs and you've done nothing wrong, you just feel nervous, pretend you have a bag of Coke.
Interesting.
Like a massive bag of Coke.
And then when they go, how long you here for?
You go, four days.
Bitch.
Wait, so you want to pretend that you have drugs then?
Yeah, I don't know why it works.
It's not rational.
But you pretend that you're a drug dealer and you have tons of Coke and it makes you totally calm going through customs.
Interesting.
Where are you staying?
I don't know.
Where are you staying?
Why don't you stay on this and rotate?
You just shouldn't spin.
That's interesting.
You know what?
Your advice of the Electric Avenue.
Oh, yeah.
When you have a song stuck in your head, you do Electric.
It works literally every time.
I stole that from Harmar's superstar.
Sean.
He was a big guy in the early aughts.
I guess he's not popular anymore if you don't know who he is.
But yeah.
Eddie Grant's Electric Avenue.
Down on the streets there is violence.
He was in a really cool band before he went solo called The Naturals.
Nature Girl.
That's Eddie Grant I'm talking about, not Harmar Superstar.
Who's very talented, by the way?
When I typed in Harmar Superstar, this is the only thing that comes up.
That's him.
Oh, it's the same guy.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That looks cool.
Funny little midget.
That's awesome.
Who sings like Michael Jackson and has a million hits.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, I got to look him up.
Super cool, funny guy.
You never heard of him?
No.
Anyway, yeah, he said, dude, just do Electric Avenue and it erases anything.
And then Electric Avenue doesn't get stuck in your head, too.
No, it doesn't.
That's weird.
It goes in and out.
It does the job, cleans up.
Oh, that's a good video.
I wonder if there's science behind that.
Or if it's any song.
I wonder if it's that brow that's just a clay, a slate clean.
It's like a big, huge bass fucking Zamboni.
He writes all these songs.
He writes all these songs.
Nice fish day.
Very sexy guy for a three.
Looking out in the crowd, I see a lot of hotties.
Tell me which of you will be my mommy.
Don't be shy, come over, put it on me.
Spark it up and pass it on around me.
That drinks anything and food up for the starving.
Thank you all for coming to my party.
Don't be shy, mix it up, but come and lay it on me.
Yeah, he's like the 8 of 3s.
Anyway, that's really good.
Yeah, his voice is awesome.
Good dope.
Great songwriter.
Anyway, let's get back to Colin Kaepernick, the director, hanging out with his fellow black friends.
from pop fiction i think probably the most famous line is You dope.
Big Reims says it.
Pleasing your fans or pleasing the critics for you?
Interesting question, actually.
Well, I want to please my fans, and I want to please the critics that are my fans.
The critics ain't my fans.
I don't give a damn.
I don't give a damn.
I think the other thing when you're working what he's really doing is fulfilling.
Let's talk like normal human beings and stop this ridiculous facade.
Now, I know you guys are laughing because he's being absurd, but he's actually pretty talented.
Yeah, let's focus on the movie.
Now, I'm not that computer savvy.
What?
You never seen this before?
Yeah, I have, but it hits me.
I'm not that computer savvy.
I don't know about the computer.
The digital with the letter.
It's like a keyboard with alphabet soup on it.
And then you got, what the fuck is this?
Some motherfucking Jolly Green Giant's tooth?
It might as well be question marks all over this board of Mr. Green.
TV got a newspaper on it.
What the fuck?
I put in the code and then motherfucking news starts shooting out of my TV.
But it also do have TV too.
I'm Quentin Taradino.
Well, yeah, that is insulting what he's doing here.
Oh, fuck you.
Now, I'm not that computer savvy.
So if he had sent me something that I plugged into my Cube Puta, I don't know if I would.
What the hell?
What did he call his computers?
Cute Yuda?
He's so black he can't even say computer anymore.
I'm sweating.
I plug it into my cute Ruda.
My Kaluta.
What do you call that motherfucker again?
Savvy.
My Tanuta.
So if he'd have sent me something that I plugged into my Cup Utah, I don't know if I would have.
Can you savvy?
So if he'd have sent me something that I plugged into my Cup Uda, I don't know if I would have ever heard.
My cute Yuda.
Oh, just dead.
What are you talking about?
My cute Yuda.
All right.
Hey, download this.
I don't know how to do that.
All right.
You know, so he put it on a cassette tape.
Then Jamie put it on a cassette tape.
My man.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Go to the beach.
Samuel Jackson, just, please, just shoot me.
He's praying to Jesus right now for a hole to open up in the floor that he just goes.
He'd rather be anywhere.
He'd rather be shopping with his wife right now.
He would rather be pouring over his expense accounts with his accountant, trying to decide what they can write off and what they can't.
I'd rather you use the all new Capital One credit card.
What's in your wallet?
Comes back with Rick Ross.
Rick Ross is back.
Look at what's his name, Jamie Fox.
Oh, Jesus Christ, this is torture.
See, Jamie Fox, I think, has zoned out like what's happening.
And then he turns to him.
Quentin turns to him.
And then he's like, he remembers he's there and alive.
And he goes, oh, yeah.
This is sort of like rape victims.
Like I've heard when you're being molested, you sort of separate your brain from your body and you leave your soul.
Right.
And you're just a cadaver just sitting there and they're humping away at this dead body.
Like the movie Sucker Punch.
Yeah, and you're just sort of pieced out.
That's what they are.
They're being raped right now.
They're imagining they're anime characters or something.
With Rick Ross.
Look, Rick Ross and the whole posse.
We all got contact high on the set that day.
The whole movie.
Yeah.
Well, what happened was that bad men, 100 black girls.
They're speaking more white than usual to counteract it.
Go over to Carrie with my little taper going to play it.
Bow, bam, bow.
That's in the movie.
Look at the fake laughing, too.
That's hilarious.
Look at the black guy right there.
Yeah.
Is that little bow wow?
Yeah, it looks like it.
Wow.
That's hilarious, Q. It was amazing how bad this is.
That's in the movie.
And Anthony Hamilton brought in a joint that was just fantastic.
And I took it home and I played it.
I go, this is The bomb.
Oh, this is what?
The bomb?
Yeah.
He said he brought in a joint.
By the way, that song is really good.
It's a joint.
But it's not even a hip-hop song.
It's like, it's like just a soulful, like, I've been looking for freedom.
That's the bomb.
It's soulful.
It's not a joint or a bomb.
You are dope.
Fantastic.
And I took it home and I played it.
I go, this is the bomb.
Before, my movies are always filled with songs, but it's always stuff that I chose from either my own collection or something like that.
I never had like a music supervisor hook me up or stuff.
It's always stuff I chose.
And part of the reason I never did that because I didn't want to actually go up to an artist and ask them to write something, and then they do Red Nose Reindeer, the Charlie Brown special.
What was that one with Fred Astaire as the mailman?
Quentin Tarantino for one lifetime.
That was bad.
I actually don't ever want to talk about him on the show ever again.
It's sort of like the Bob Marley album Legend.
I'm done.
It's a good album.
It's the greatest hits album.
of his career.
I know why you would say that, because...
If I heard a song more than 10,000 times, I'm like done for life.
You know what I'm saying?
If I was iron like Zorion and L'Oreal, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to meet with the realness.
All right.
Should we.
Oh, Jesus.
We've gone very long.
I think we're out of time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think you're right.
I think you're right, you black hat.
Let's look at two.
Let's end with two videos, though.
First, I want to show bad violence and good violence.
So first is bad violence.
And what I find disturbing about this particular video is the person watching it is having a little too much fun.
Remember, I was talking about Amy Schumer and saying how men are always at work.
We're always on duty.
That's a better term.
We're always on duty.
So yeah, we're always on duty.
So if you see girls in a fight with a crackhead, you don't film it.
You break it up.
What kind of savage films it?
And then he gets even worse when things go real bad.
Yo, give him that money.
drunk fat girls with too much confidence Just pause.
See, I know they're drunk and everything and they're not rational, but we've brainwashed women into thinking they can beat anyone up.
Crackheads, I don't care how weak or high they are.
If you're homeless, you're in a fight a day.
And if you are not good at fighting at the homeless shelter, then you're going to get curb stomped and you're going to die.
It's easy to die from getting your head jumped up and down on.
So this guy has become very good at fighting.
These girls have been in fights with their sisters over the iPod eight years ago.
That's about it.
So taking on a crackhead, a street person, is just fucking suicidal.
This is our fault for promoting feminism.
But go ahead.
Look, they're ready to rock.
Look how confident she is.
Don't do that.
Of course he knocks her down.
Go wide, go wide.
This is about to get big.
Wow.
Okay, just go back a little bit.
So he nails her.
Plus she's drunk and it's easier for...
Boxers die by getting punched and then hitting the mat really hard.
That's a mat.
That's a bouncy, soft mat with like this much foam in it.
A fucking cement sidewalk.
This is how you die.
And for him to be cackling and screaming like that, I'm going to say the odds are 1 in 20 that she was just killed.
Those are not good odds.
go back to the punch I think she hit the pavement head first.
She definitely hit a lot of the head there.
And he's laughing and still filming.
I'm glad they leave her alone after that.
I thought there was like a stomp happening there.
Oh, I hate those.
Is there anything worse than seeing a man get kicked and punched after he's unconscious?
It's just all too common in these types of fights.
It's like necrophilia.
It's like you're doing something wrong with the dead.
All right, let's see some good violence.
I'm advocating for violence, I guess.
Is that what we're doing here?
Fighting.
Never fight.
If someone goes to rob you, kiss them on the lips.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know there was audio.
Hey, man, come on in.
There's audio of people watching it.
Oh, I see.
So I could turn the tail.
Yeah, you want to get stuff from the till?
Come on in.
By the way, don't fight someone with a gun who's robbing you unless you're 100% sure that you're going to win.
Because this guy is obviously desperate.
He's risking...
Probably less than Proud Boys, but still.
I bet it gets you five years.
If it's a first offense.
So this guy's ready to go into a cage for five years to get what?
Look at that till.
Give him all the money.
There you go.
There's a 20.
Wow.
There's just change in the rest of it, right?
Yeah.
What about under the change?
Let him go.
There's an envelope with maybe 200 in it.
Whatever that is.
What?
He's making her open the envelope?
Yeah.
Because it's 200.
Wait a minute.
Is she putting...
Oh, I see.
Bam.
Wow.
Unnecessary.
Oh, I thought it was pretty necessary.
Do your parents own the business?
I think...
I guess.
They're all in danger with an armed robber there.
Yeah, I guess so.
Has he started bleeding yet?
I think he put his gun in his pocket.
Yeah, I saw that.
So he could better get the change.
All that change plus the 20 bucks, what is this?
40 bucks?
If he's grabbing a gun, there's big trouble.
Oh, is there blood?
Oh, there's blood.
Yeah, there's plenty of blood.
There will be blood.
Just from the punches alone?
Yep.
Wow.
He must have broke his nose.
So now they're holding his arms apart while they fish for the gun.
I kind of want him to get hurt more.
I kind of want to get it.
Break his ribs.
Like a bloody nose, you can fix that.
You could probably have it reset.
You break a guy's ribs, that's now all up both sides of ribs.
His sneezing is hell for 40 days.
Just stick both your fingers in his ears and just wiggle him.
He'd be like, ah, it's really invasive.
Okay, sorry, man.
Won't happen again.
All right, bye.
And look at, they don't call the cops or hold him there until the police arrive, which is weird.
They just let him go.
Not yet, you should.
He points a gun at him.
This is my favorite part, though.
This is the best part.
We're locked.
We're closed.
Boom!
Oh, man.
That guy's the opposite of Quentin Tarantino speaking abonics to black people.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
*Music*
I'ma hit you back in a minute.
I don't play Jack, bitch, I'm in it.
We don't fuck with lies.
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