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Nov. 22, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	What are you doing?
	What happened there, Failure McInnes?
	You're like me, but a failure.
	I don't know why you do it so quick.
	That doesn't matter.
	Here, watch what I do.
	I'm going to take the cam.
	I'll do the intro.
	I'll tech the whole introduction.
	This is my new problem with millennials.
	They cannot take criticism, and that means they cannot take in new information.
	So you'll say, hey, you're doing that wrong.
	And they'll go, actually, no, a lot of people do it this way.
	And you'll go, all right.
	I'll go, you were what, like five seconds off on the stopping the music?
	And you go, yeah, well, you pushed it too fast.
	You did.
	Yeah, that's it.
	I pushed it too fast.
	It's not your favorite.
	I said, give it a second right before we went live.
	No, you mumbled something.
	I couldn't even hear you.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You never press it that quick.
	I don't know.
	I press it that quick all the time.
	Not true.
	I press it that quick when it's your music because it sucks.
	That is true.
	Oh, okay.
	And I press it when it's our theme song that everyone's heard a million times and it's not relevant to the show.
	But this is the thing.
	I had a buddy a long time ago, Derek Beckles.
	And we were talking about Bob Geldof from The Boomtown Rats, you know.
	And the silicone chip inside her head goes in to overload.
	That was so good that I wouldn't be surprised if YouTube dox us a copyright from the Boomtown Rats because the computers assume that was the song.
	Hey, computers, that was me singing.
	Oh, I know, but he's going to go to school today.
	He's going to make her stay at home, little girl.
	Sweet 16.
	Whoa, I can do an incredible.
	That's my new karaoke jam.
	I don't like Mondays.
	Do you know that song?
	I was going to look it up, but we cannot play it all.
	You don't know that song, though?
	Not off.
	You know what?
	No.
	Big hit.
	Big hit.
	If I didn't know it by you singing it, I don't think I would know it by playing it.
	I don't like Mondays.
	I want to shoot.
	Ooh.
	That's a song about a math school shooting.
	Sheesh.
	Believe it or not, they have been happening since before this year.
	This was back in the 80s.
	And when they asked her why she did it, she just went, I don't like Mondays.
	Pretty stylish way to end school shooting.
	Anyway, I was saying, why does he have so much money?
	The Boomtown Rats really just had that as their one hit.
	And that, I heard from Sting, a big hit like Every Breath You Take, lands you about $700K a year.
	So he's making $700.
	He seems like he's doing better than that, though.
	And my buddy goes, oh, it's because he's a sir.
	You know, like Sir Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney, all the surs that get money from the monarchy.
	I thought, hmm, that doesn't sound right.
	But let's look it up.
	I'm curious.
	So we look it up, and it turns out that Bob Geldoff got involved in sort of reality TV and new media way back in the 80s, early 90s.
	So he pioneered basically the MTV real world type crap.
	That's why he has money.
	And then my buddy goes, no, I still think that it's because he's a sir.
	And I go, we just looked it up.
	We just discovered the answer here, right now, live.
	And I realized that's why you can't get smarter because you're not a sponge, you're a stone.
	And when the facts hit you, they bounce off.
	Ryan's the same way.
	Millennials are the same way, like Steve at Compound.
	I just texted him and I was listening to Milo's show and I go, I can hear the clothes rustling on the mic.
	And he goes, yeah, that's because his card was hitting it and his hand was hitting it.
	There's nothing I can do about that.
	Ergo, I have nothing to learn from this situation.
	There's nowhere to grow.
	Nowhere to go but down.
	I don't agree with his, the way he ended it, with there's nothing I can do about that.
	But we did an extensive mic thing and he didn't.
	Okay, but when the show's going, you listen to it and you go, I can hear.
	He doesn't want a show interrupted with stuff.
	He wants to show, I'm telling you as the boss, he's getting the show interrupted with stuff.
	Okay.
	If there's mic noise, then the show doesn't fucking exist.
	Yeah, so what he did was he has a backup plan.
	put a room mic in there which picks up and then he switched it off and it sounds very Yeah.
	But that's not my point.
	But it took a second.
	My point is the attitude of this.
	Like, nap, nothing I can do about it.
	Like, Paul, he goes and he shoots a thing in New York that was great.
	I wish we could have used it.
	He went up to people in New York City and he had to ask them about aliens.
	And he said, look, I got to shoot this thing for, I forget what network he said.
	But it's about, there's apparently an alien sighting here, and I can't find anyone who saw it.
	And I'll lose my job if you don't say that you saw something.
	So could you just say that you saw some aliens?
	So he got all these people to lie.
	Young Puerto Rican kids, old white dudes, tourists, people in fat, like everyone from any demographic, the entire economic spectrum all going, yeah, it was crazy, man.
	Had lights on.
	And I, so I go, this is awesome.
	Let me listen.
	And it's like, and I go, Paul, this is unusable.
	You couldn't even get a directional mic aimed at them or hold a microphone to them.
	I got mics.
	I'll give you a mic.
	And he goes, no, there's nothing you can do about that, actually.
	New York City.
	New York City's loud.
	Oh, well, there's no such thing as a recording outside in New York.
	I didn't do 10 million men on the streets for CRTV.
	See, so Paul will never get better because he can't accept criticism.
	Speaking of which, I highly recommend, and you got to timestamp these, Ryan, for the sponsors.
	Okay, did I not tell you that earlier?
	Yeah, yeah, but had you forgotten?
	Nope.
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	You know what CBD is, right?
	It's sort of like pot without the pot part.
	It's everything good about hemp, marijuana, whatever, but without any high shit.
	Jacbd.com.
	So they're doing a Johnny Apple seed kind of a pun.
	You see?
	JA is Johnny Apple, and then CBD is the thing.
	Everyone uses it at my gym for emollience.
	Why don't we try some right now?
	Have you got the gummies?
	No, we got the pens, and then we got the tincture, which I use a lot.
	Go to sleep.
	It makes you...
	No, it doesn't make you tired.
	We don't have any gummies?
	What?
	You just pop it in your mouth right now?
	You got to hold it under your tongue for about a minute.
	And then what happens?
	You swallow it.
	Let me try it now.
	Does it taste bad?
	I've had the ointment before.
	And I had to show if I I can't draw.
	You want to hit the vape pen?
	No, I don't like vape pens.
	You ruined vape pens for me.
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	Mm-hmm.
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	Let me wash down my CBD tincture.
	Not a huge fan of the word tincture.
	It's like the word thwart.
	I saw some asshole use the word whom.
	I think it was Daily Caller, maybe Daily Wire.
	And the headline was, Cuomo tells employers they can decide which pro-lifer, no, can tell pro-lifers whom they can hire.
	Let me just say something off the record here.
	Whom is for assholes.
	The word is dead.
	Don't say the word whom anymore in any context.
	There is no correct usage for whom.
	It's for dish rags.
	That's my other word for douchebags.
	Don't try to make that racial.
	Whom.
	Aberdeen.
	It's like when people say atrocious.
	Stop it, Joe Rogan.
	Stop it, everyone I know.
	You say that.
	You know what else Ryan says?
	Abominable.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	They played this guitar, so it was abominable.
	Don't use a word that isn't normal for your mouth.
	It sounds like an affectation.
	And the bigger picture here is when someone says something, a criticism, anything, go, huh.
	I read criticisms all day.
	Some of them are valid.
	Some of them are not.
	You got to let it go like water off a duck's back.
	If it hurts your feelings, that's too bad.
	But the only way you learn is to be a sponge and assume that everyone's criticism is valid.
	Or else you're Ricky Gervais.
	Can you find that?
	In the office when he's doing the training seminar, the UK one.
	And he goes, there's been a rape.
	And the guy says, what room was it in?
	Room 363.
	Do you remember that one?
	Oh, we're using DuckDuckGo now.
	It's real good.
	Off of the Brave browser.
	Off the Brave Browser.
	Thank you to the viewer.
	Just pause.
	Thank you to the viewer who told us to switch from Chrome to Brave Browser by Brendan Icke.
	That's his name, right?
	I hope I'm not name.
	The problem with those kind of names is you're worried you're saying some famous Nazi.
	Thank you to Joseph Goebbels for that fantastic software you designed.
	Goebel.com.
	Go to goebel.com right now for his new browser.
	He's alive.
	Yeah, Goebblet.
	Goblet.
	Goblet.
	So we tried that, and you know, Daily Mail is idiocracy levels of commercials.
	You go to Chrome and you look at Daily Mail, and it's almost like looking at something in a thunderstorm of banners.
	But you go to Brave and you look at Daily Mail, go to Daily Mail on Brave right now.
	You can show your screen.
	Look how cool it is, too.
	It shows you how many ads it's blocked.
	You and I should compete.
	I'm at 350, by the way.
	How many ads we can have blocked?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's do it.
	So I'm better than you as of right now.
	You understand?
	Right, not as far as mic control goes.
	Oh, I'm at 452, dude.
	That means I'm more curious than you, and I'm on the internet more.
	So look up Daily Mail.
	Okay, Daily Mail.
	That was your original assignment.
	There was something about that.
	Oh, yeah, you can import all of your stuff from Google, so it's on your bookmarks, yes.
	So go to Daily Mail, please, sir.
	It's a really painless switch.
	Yeah, look at this.
	Zero ads.
	Block.
	It's just a normal web.
	It's like the storm is gone.
	It's as friendly as a magazine, though.
	I know this is ancient news to most of you youngsters, but we've just discovered the magic.
	I had the brave thing when it came out, but I just didn't use it for whatever reason.
	It takes a bit of discipline to switch browsers.
	So yeah, find that Ricky Gervais thing.
	Oh, we're probably not allowed to show that, but whatever.
	By the way, folks, December 10th is coming.
	There is no way in Hades that this site, this YouTube page is going to survive the grand conservative purge of December 10th.
	So please, steal all of my YouTube content.
	Don't go to free speech.tv and steal that content, or I'll catch you.
	Although, if it's a short clip, I don't really care.
	I'm only going to pursue like anything over maybe 10 minutes.
	But yeah, steal all of this YouTube content, including this, because our days are numbered.
	The end is nigh.
	You might as well.
	You've done with it.
	Right, we're coming.
	Okay.
	I'd like to make a complaint, please.
	Don't care.
	Well, I am staying in the hotel.
	I don't care.
	It's not my shift.
	Well, you're an ambassador for the hotel.
	I don't care.
	I think you'll care when I'm telling you what the complaint is.
	I think there's been a rape up there.
	That's not the one.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, but it's after that.
	You're in the right embassy, right?
	I got his attention.
	Get their attention.
	No, the one I was looking for was from that same episode where he goes, what room was it in?
	And he said, the 363.
	There is no 363.
	Some complaints will be lies.
	That should be a video clip for us.
	By the way, for those of you who don't...
	I'm a f- I phased you.
	But you have a go, see if you can phase me, okay?
	Yeah, right.
	Okay.
	Hello, I wish to make a complaint.
	Not interested.
	My room is an absolute disgrace.
	Don't care.
	The bathroom doesn't appear to have been cleaned.
	What room are you in?
	362.
	There is no 362 in this hotel.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	That's not how I remember it.
	Yeah, me neither.
	And why is there previews on the...
	Oh, Jesus.
	We were talking about this earlier this week, how we misremember things.
	Like, for example, every time we do Tony Spin, we go, it's a very difficult situation.
	He never said that.
	Nope.
	He said, it's a delicate situation.
	He says it pretty much.
	The Tony Spenner on my head is like, his lips are crumpled into a ball.
	It's a very difficult situation.
	It's cartoonish.
	And then you hear him and he goes, he has a slight squeak to his voice.
	Or in a rushmore, when that kid is painting a jellyfish and my wife and I always say, ah, because Bill Murray says, what is that?
	And the little kid goes, ah, that's a drollyfish.
	And then you watch it and the kid goes, it's a jellyfish.
	What?
	That's not what I've been doing.
	Somebody on Twitter found it for us.
	It's a trolley fish.
	I got my important meat, and that's a delicate situation.
	It's close.
	Let me hear you say it.
	It's a delicate situation.
	Why don't you explain to the folks at home and maybe cut to a wide?
	Wide.
	The difference between Tony Soprano in your mind and Tony Soprano on TV?
	Well, Tony Soprano on TV is...
	But when you do it, that's not fun.
	You gotta go, oh, we give it, we give, we, you know, to get people's attention.
	You gotta ham it up.
	You gotta ham it up.
	Why are you showing the back of your head to the camera?
	Camera?
	Yeah, the camera.
	I suppose I could turn around.
	Well, what about your camera, your little side camera there?
	It doesn't work anymore?
	It's Bupkus.
	Once I get it to work, you won't be talking to me anymore.
	Why?
	Because that's usually how it goes.
	Hello.
	We should mention that we have the cheapest studio in the world because I'm a cheap ass.
	I want to see what's going on with this show, this network, the first year, and I want a buffer.
	I'm prepared to get sued.
	I'm prepared to go to court.
	I'm prepared to go to jail.
	We can't be starting extravagant.
	If you're opening up, you want to open a chain of muffin shops, you start with one muffin cart and you sell a few muffins, and you see how that goes.
	Do people like my muffins?
	And then you expand.
	Your personal webcam?
	$70.
	How much is your idiotic hair?
	Free.
	Look at yourself, Ryan.
	I love it.
	You look like a cartoon.
	You look like a Cosby kid that never made it to the cartoon.
	This rules.
	But you can't see.
	I can see just fine.
	It's like sunglasses.
	It's like a one-winded colour.
	No, it's nothing like sunglasses.
	Sunglasses are transparent.
	Hair is opaque.
	I can see you're fine.
	Do you know how embarrassing you look?
	Oh, I don't care what you guys have to look at.
	I like it.
	Feels good.
	It feels like rock and roll.
	Rock and roll.
	You feel like rock and roll right now.
	American rock and roll.
	Can you imagine that?
	I mean, I did stupid shit like that, but I think I was about 13.
	You have to make sure that you have a street magic video said.
	I didn't have hair in my eyes.
	No, you had it all sorts of ways.
	You look like Egon from Ghostbusters.
	Yeah, I had longer hair, but it was still not in my face like I'm from fucking Fraggle Rock.
	Anyway, it's my parague.
	My prerogative.
	Yeah, my point is, generally, folks, that you have to be curious.
	You have to be open-minded.
	And we were living in a time, an epoch, where that is averted at all costs.
	And Tucker Carlson blames social media.
	And I think he's correct.
	Because what do you do?
	On Twitter, you block everyone who disagrees with you.
	On Facebook, you do the same.
	So you get more and more into this little bubble of Trump is getting impeached.
	Actually, the impeachment is a good example of this phenomenon.
	Everyone on the right goes, wow, that was a nothing burger.
	You guys must be so embarrassed right now.
	As Sebastian Maniscalco would say, aren't you embarrassed?
	Conversely, the left is like, we nailed it.
	That San De Loso guy, whatever his name is, he threw Trump under the bus.
	Trump's done.
	Have fun in jail, pig.
	You fucked yourself.
	That's where we're at right now.
	There's no debating back and forth.
	And my site, free speech.tv, is about the opposite.
	It's about getting together, seeing what we have in common.
	This weekend, we got Michael Hems Hermer.
	Shermer.
	Michael Shermer, the guy who founded Skeptic Magazine, very accomplished writer, teacher, professor, and atheist.
	And then we have Dinesh D'Souza, basically the same, but believes in God.
	You know, when I was hanging out with them, when I was mediating the debate, I couldn't help but feel like I was Rob Drydick.
	Oh, and they were big.
	And they're big.
	Rob Drydick wanted a black friend, so he hired a black security guard and said, you're my best friend.
	Here's some money.
	And then he had a cool black friend.
	And I was like, I hung out with two of the nation's top intellectuals and literally pushed myself into the middle of the picture.
	The video.
	And then just stood there, like, the three top intellectuals in America.
	Because I had paid them.
	That's embarrassing.
	Anyway, the real question is, and this disturbs me, I don't know if America wants the back and forth anymore.
	I think they like polarization.
	I remember I was with Ann Coulter at Keene Steakhouse, and Lawrence O'Donnell was there.
	And I think she knows Lawrence O'Donnell from college or something.
	They go way back.
	I believe he was a Harvard alumni, so I'm not sure how that works out.
	But anyway, she says, you got to get me on your show.
	And he goes, it doesn't pay.
	The audience doesn't like it.
	They want to see people they agree with.
	What are you doing over there?
	I'm listening to you.
	They want to see people they agree with.
	They don't like it.
	Why are you adjusting your hair again?
	It's my prerogative.
	Do you know how insecure you look?
	No, I'm loving it.
	Can you help me out, folks at home?
	Show the camera your new hairdo.
	After you did all that thing with the bangs, you've changed your mind.
	It feels good to put it back like that.
	Now my eyes are open, debatably.
	You know what you act like?
	You act like someone who did weird drugs and is in a holding cell at the local jail and doesn't really acknowledge that he's there.
	And he's talking to the cops and asking them stupid questions and changing his hair.
	And they're like, dude, you're in a holding cell.
	Yeah, I do exist in some thick level of bliss.
	But I was just thinking about this walking to get food that I used to be able to picture my thoughts where they're going in a train of thought.
	And now there's just this kind of like wall I hit.
	Like, I think it's Lyme disease.
	I think it has to be.
	There's a lot of cognitive issues when it comes to that.
	No, it's not.
	No, I remember your phone.
	I remember how I was thinking before.
	I know.
	And it's your phone.
	Your phone is ruining your mind.
	You don't know how often I'm on my phone.
	I'm not on my phone.
	You're constantly on your phone.
	I know.
	I listen to podcasts.
	That's on your phone.
	That's on your phone.
	Yeah, but not looking at the phone.
	That doesn't matter.
	You're constantly using your phone.
	I listen to your phone.
	And that prevents you from having your own original thoughts.
	If you take a shit, you've got your podcast on.
	You have it when you're taking a shower.
	It's always, you're never not listening to something.
	That's not good for your mind.
	You need to be sitting like this.
	And this is what we talked about earlier in the week, this study where they had a class called Unplugging Now or something.
	And they told the kids they couldn't touch a phone for a week.
	And they were all having panic attacks after the phones were taken away.
	One of the kids was actually shaking.
	And then a week later, they go, I feel refreshed.
	And then they said, okay, you can have your phones back.
	And the kids went, it's not as addictive as heroin.
	Once you get past the initial thing, you don't want it back.
	But I think it's really bad for us.
	And I'm as guilty as anyone, by the way.
	That's the worst part.
	I keep yelling at my kids to get off their phones, and then I'm on them.
	All right, should we get down to the news?
	Yes.
	Jussie Smollet has decided that he was maliciously prosecuted.
	He's speaking specifically of the fine that the Chicago Police Department has given him for, I think, $120,000.
	He's paid $10,000 of that, and he's like, that's enough.
	I'm not paying anymore.
	I saw a great meme where they said, Jossy Smalley goes, I was beaten up by MAGA guys.
	And then the cat, you know, the cat who's sitting behind the table goes, no, you weren't.
	And then Juicy Small A goes, you weren't there.
	And the cat goes, neither were you.
	You know, Chadwick told me that that's a big gay spot for druggies where you go and you blow an old rich dude and you get some smeth or something?
	That's what that area is known for.
	It's not known for its Subway deli.
	Is Subway even open at that time of night?
	He said it was 4 a.m.
	Yeah, I doubt it.
	They can't do a lot of business.
	I don't think he's eating fresh.
	Although I guess you get drunk and you want to have a sandwich.
	So, Jussie Smole has filed a counterclaim against the city of Chicago, Silver Chicago Police Department, officers and brothers Abimbola Osundaro and Olabinjo Osundaro.
	God, it must be hard living in Africa saying all these names to everyone.
	You know, when I was a tree planter, we received an application from an African because we'd have a lot of these job programs where they'd come from another country and just work and go back.
	And one of the guys' names was Bumbum Buba.
	His first name was Bumbum.
	He's lucky he didn't come here as a kindergartner.
	His life would have been a living hell.
	Claiming that he was the victim of a malicious prosecution that caused him humiliation, mental anguish, and extreme emotional distress.
	Do you have that link up?
	One, one.
	But, Juicy, you lied about being...
	Now you get to sue people?
	You sent detectives all over the city trying to find the guys who had the Balaclavas and the MAGA hats.
	It was the worst hate crime hoax in the world.
	And the rope you had them by was a clothing line.
	That's not a noose rope.
	It looked like a bolo tie around your neck that you kept on the whole time.
	What an absolute fucking loser.
	What did you stand to gain from that, by the way?
	The guy had a career.
	Things are going well.
	I think he was on drugs.
	That's my personal theory.
	That he got high and he was maybe...
	Or maybe he was staying at that guy's house.
	I'm making this all up.
	This is all a theory.
	And they were talking and they were doing Coke or something.
	And he said, I'm going to go get more.
	And then the white guy was saying things like, you know, what you have had to go through as a gay black man, it must be so hard.
	I don't even know if the white guy really believed what he was saying.
	He was just trying to get in his pants.
	And then Juicy was so high that he was like, I'm really enjoying this attention as the persecuted one.
	And then when he went out to get the stuff, he goes, oh, wait, no, that theory doesn't work because it was premeditated.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They had already got all this stuff.
	He was doing what Charles Manson was trying to do.
	What was that?
	Kill Chronsky's pregnant wife?
	No.
	Ignite a race war.
	He was trying to ignite a race war.
	Yeah.
	That doesn't sound very beneficial for anyone.
	That's what I don't get about these globalists like Soros, who wants riots in the streets and to cripple the economy and burn America to the ground.
	That's not good for someone with money.
	I mean, you can't be an entrepreneur in Venezuela right now.
	Why do you want America to become Venezuela?
	I don't quite get the physics of it.
	He took a lot of acid.
	He took a lot of ass, more like.
	I wanted to show you this clip.
	It's going around 1-2.
	And it's the head of some Chicago Republicans thing, but it goes back to everything I've been saying about adrenaline control and how fighting solves everything.
	And no, I'm not advocating for violence, but self-defense, justified violence, fighting back, being a normal person.
	Like, of course, you don't go up to someone at McDonald's and punch them in the face.
	But what if you're at McDonald's and some pregnant 17-year-old girl is getting smashed in the face by her boyfriend?
	What do you do?
	That's really what's happening in America right now.
	My old school ways, I'm an 80s guy, are you jump in, you get him off of her, you punch him in the face, you get him off, you make sure he can't hurt her anymore.
	The new philosophy is call the police.
	Oh, the police, they'll be there.
	They're magic.
	Yeah, put a bat signal in the sky and say, super policeman, come here.
	Appear here.
	It's going to take them five minutes, best case scenario.
	Do you know how much damage he's going to do to a pregnant woman in five fucking minutes?
	Believe me, boxing for a three-minute round at my gym feels like one million years.
	And that's with everyone playing by the rules.
	So the solution is, as far as I'm concerned, is to get involved.
	If it's for the greater good, if you're protecting her, then get involved.
	You should be used to conflict and you should be play fighting with your friends.
	Violence shouldn't seem like this unfathomable subject.
	And I know I'm on dangerous ground because two men are in prison right now for four years.
	And the big gist of the trial was that I encouraged it by encouraging violence.
	I'm not encouraging random violence, but I am saying the motto at my gym and every boxing gym across the country is fighting solves everything.
	That came up in court too, by the way.
	And it's a colloquialism.
	Go look it up.
	It's t-shirts.
	It's everything.
	It's a saying.
	And what it means is stand up for yourself.
	And that's logical.
	Like, do you really think someone sits there and goes, hey, if you see a tranny in the street, just fucking go up and punch him in the face?
	Or if you see like someone that's a liberal, just kick him in the head.
	But people will take those clips where I say, for example, I did say choke a tranny once.
	But the reaction came from a video where these Antifa kids were horking in the face of Trump supporters.
	Big greener hanging off your mustache.
	And then they'd go, you can't hit me.
	I'm a woman.
	I identify as a woman.
	Don't hit a woman.
	So the guys would just go, police, with phlegm hanging off their beards.
	Police, like jizz.
	Police, police.
	In a huge mob, the police can't even get to you, dude.
	So in that context, I said choke a tranny, but I clearly didn't mean walk down the street, you see one of those fuckers, fucking choke him.
	Choke him out.
	That's true.
	It's the same as the 10 things I hate about the Jews.
	It didn't occur to you that that was satire?
	That a Jew named Ezra Levant flies me to Israel.
	I do about 15 videos.
	And then I go, hey, Ezra, I want to do an anti-Semitic one.
	And Ezra goes, yeah, they're kind of getting on my nerves too.
	Do it, dude.
	What?
	Who flies to Israel to do anti-Semitic videos?
	Do the math.
	But they don't do the math because they want their narrative satiated.
	So anyway, this new mentality of police, police, it's just like giving our autonomy to the state.
	And it's saying, I can't handle my business.
	And they say it to my kids, too.
	I said to my, this is way back when they were in public school in Brooklyn.
	And I said to my son, my middle son, I said, what would happen if your sister was getting beaten by someone in the school?
	What are you supposed to do?
	And he said, oh, we're told not to do anything but to go and get a teacher.
	And I said, no, that's a lie.
	If someone is beating on your sister, jump on them, tackle them, get them off of your sister.
	Don't start filling out paperwork.
	My sister is having her face smashed against the pavement right now.
	She's definitely going to lose her teeth.
	But the real question is, will there be serious permanent damage?
	And obviously, will she be disfigured?
	This is her brother, and I'm Philly.
	Police.
	Police don't want that, too.
	That's not what they signed up for.
	What was that thing we were looking at the other day where someone wanted the cops because they lost something?
	Oh, yeah.
	Someone stole a MAGA hat at a rally.
	And they go, police, police.
	Take your hat back.
	This is why you sign up for the police force.
	I want to make sure people keep their hats.
	We will walk your dog.
	I'm a hat cop.
	Hat cop!
	If you lose your pen or your hat or you can't tie your shoes, we're there for you.
	Bam, bam, bam.
	Anyway, it's a tricky subject because especially when half of the country is trying to make it sound like I want random violence on the streets, I don't want random violence on the streets.
	And actually, this long intro to this clip kind of helps.
	And this is sort of, this is turning into the theme of the whole show.
	It's like, handle your business.
	DIY.
	Do it yourself.
	Anyway, you'll see what I mean in this clip.
	1.2 million views.
	Turn it way up.
	He's going to walk out of my fucking place.
	Get the fuck away from me.
	No, he's going to fucking run.
	He thinks that's brave, by the way.
	Call the police.
	And then he puts his hands in his pockets, like, yep, I said it.
	We're going to court.
	Do you not have a sister in your house, by the way?
	Now, obviously, I'm not saying punch her fucking out, dude.
	The proper response for that is to laugh if some lunatic lesbian or lug, sorry, she's a lug, lesbian until graduation, that skirt could be really cute in the right context.
	Yeah, on a different human?
	On a different human.
	Actually, her body's fine.
	Legs are a little chunky, but with like small socks and high heels and that dress and some mesh gloves.
	When we say make America great again, we don't mean 1842.
	We mean 1982.
	We mean the accelerator girls on ZZ Top videos.
	We mean Bobby socks, high-heel shoes, mesh gloves, hairspray, mullets, wrap-around sunglasses, jet skis, Reagan.
	That's what we're going for.
	Rock.
	Rock rules.
	Coke.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of Coke, you hear about Hunter Biden?
	No.
	He impregnated a woman while he was dating his dead brother's wife.
	That's gotta be Coke, right?
	Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
	This is 2-1.
	First of all, it's pretty insane to date your brother's widow.
	Isn't that nuts?
	Like, say my whole family was dead and my brother was married and I found his wife attractive, but it would be in a very, I just do it in a very clinical way, like that.
	My brother's dating an attractive woman.
	I would never have desires.
	And then my brother dies and I'm just like, making out with the mouth that used to kiss my brother?
	Having sex with someone who my brother used to have sex with and then he's dead?
	Maybe just sort of floating just above the bed going, uh, what the fuck are you doing?
	Are you kidding me?
	You fucking kidding me?
	What was that dolomite thing?
	Bitch, are you for real?
	Yeah.
	Of course.
	Bitch, are you Mario?
	Bitch, are you for real?
	Bitch, are you Mario?
	Bitch, are you for real?
	Bitch, are you Mario?
	Bitch, are you for real?
	Bitch, are you Mario?
	Bitch, are you for real?
	Bitch, are you Mario?
	That is very music.
	That sounds like an African version.
	Bitch, are you for real?
	Shoot the ball.
	Shoot the kill?
	Yeah.
	Anyway, Hunter Biden.
	Sorry, go back to that.
	This is the guy, by the way.
	The whole impeachment thing was Trump called up Ukraine and allegedly said, you should look into Joe Biden.
	Now that's horrible because Joe Biden is potentially his political opponent.
	So what if Joe Biden was a pedophile, which he sure looks like with his...
	Mmm.
	Oh, gross.
	This microphone reeks, by the way.
	Ew, really?
	I just inhaled like 700 hours of my own spit.
	That's grody.
	But yeah, I don't care if he's your political opponent.
	If he did a crime, then investigate him.
	And he did do a crime.
	He admitted on tape, on video, on TV.
	He said, yeah, we were going to give Ukraine $600 million.
	And I said, drop this investigation.
	And then I got on a plane.
	And when the plane landed, the investigation was dropped.
	Suck it.
	Pretty cool, huh?
	What do you think, dudes?
	Badass or badass?
	He did that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, there he is.
	Braggadocio.
	This is exactly what they're accusing Trump of.
	Don't investigate me and the fact that I did a massive, was it a uranium deal?
	Some massive deal through Ukraine where my son gets, I don't know, $400,000 a month or something.
	Which is Ukraine.
	This administration, unlike that for two years before we left.
	And the reason is I think the more you up the ante, the cost to Russia for their aggression.
	I mean, as you all know, and you know this.
	Because he has this whole thing about when the plane landed six hours later.
	I guess the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
	And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
	So they said they were walking out to press count.
	I said, no, I said, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.
	They said, you have no authority.
	You're not the president.
	The president said, I said, call him.
	I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars.
	I said, you're not getting the billion.
	I'm going to be leaving here.
	And I think it was, what, six hours?
	I looked.
	I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
	If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
	Oh, son of a bitch.
	They fired him.
	Quid pro quo.
	We know what quid pro quo means, right?
	If you do this, then you get this.
	If you blow me, then you'll get a promotion.
	That's quid pro quo, 50% of sexual harassment cases.
	In this case, quid pro quo means I will give you the charity money if you drop the investigation.
	That's him doing it right there.
	And to be honest, I don't got a big problem with it.
	I do in the first example where bosses are encouraging fellatio.
	But in the second example, yeah.
	Don't give another country a billion dollars without some caveats.
	Or in my case, if I was president, I'd call them gaveats.
	And I would say, I will give you a billion dollars, Ukraine, if you change the days of the week to Gavin-themed names.
	Like Monday is Gav Day.
	Tuesday is Gav Day.
	Wednesday would become Gav Day.
	Thursday, you got where it's going.
	It would be confusing, but that's literally the price you pay.
	Gavtober.
	If I was a toad.
	Well, if I was a toad and I showed up out your lake, would you kick me out or would you let me sit on your toad couch?
	I love Dinesh D'Souza.
	I'm not disparaging him.
	Me neither.
	His accent sounds exactly like perfect English.
	It doesn't sound like a normal English.
	It's 4% Indian.
	If I were to be a toad and you were not to be a toad, He sounds like you were designing a computer and the AI generated an English that was the best English on earth.
	Hello.
	I am speaking perfect English, not unlike a toad.
	Wait, so go back to the All Lives Matter guy.
	All lives matter.
	I can't believe a pussy like me who has never won.
	I've won maybe two fights while sparring, but 99% of the fights I'm in at the gym, I lose.
	People still say good when I punch them in the face.
	They also say breathe.
	I've never fought a guy at my gym where he has said, all right, I can't do it anymore.
	All right, so this is how you be a man.
	So sorry, just pause.
	So a pussy like me who can barely fight, who doesn't know how to change the oil, who's never really fixed a motorcycle, I can't do many of the basics.
	And I'm telling you how to be a man, that should disturb you.
	That's a major problem when I'm Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, because I'm not.
	I'm a faggot.
	I'm basically Jeremy Scott.
	Sorry, YouTube.
	I meant that in a jokey way.
	Don't kill my account right away.
	All right.
	So, first of all, your sign sucks.
	All lives matter.
	You just wrote that.
	If he's the head of the College Republicans, apparently, at this Chicago school, have some foam core in your office.
	Have some, what do you call that?
	Is it foam core?
	Yeah.
	Have that sitting around.
	Have some big markers.
	I'll pay for it.
	I'll pay for it.
	All lives matter.
	You go out there, you hold it.
	Ideally, it's a wood sign.
	That would have been much funnier.
	And you could have held it so high she can't get to it.
	Again, this woman is unhinged, so you should use that to your advantage.
	You know, like jiu-jitsu, where someone comes at you and you roll with it.
	He should use her lunacy to his advantage.
	So she's mad.
	His adrenaline's pumping, but he's never experienced conflict.
	Look how shocked he is.
	And then this part, what the hell?
	I think this might be the first conflict he's ever experienced.
	And then he thinks it's badass that he said call the police.
	Meanwhile, she's freaking out because am I going to get charged for hitting a man with a piece of paper?
	He should be ashamed, too, if that ever became a charge.
	Like if you're a cop and you take in a perp for smoking pot, everyone at the station makes fun of you.
	If you're a cop and you only ever get DUIs, they mock you at the force.
	Okay, he's not so bad here.
	But dude, you gotta develop a sense of humor when you're dealing with these unhinged lunatics.
	Which reminds me of...
	Um...
	Young Americans for Freedom had her in 2017.
	Then they booted her at the 11th hour.
	I went there with her speech printed out.
	It was very controversial, by the way.
	It was way more right-wing than me.
	It was all this anti-immigration stuff, but like close the borders, 100% no legal, nothing, no British people.
	And she had me reading it.
	So I read her speech in 2017, and now she's reinvited.
	Young Americans for freedom have nothing to do with it.
	But the way these babies behave.
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	Luis Ortiz.
	Luis Ortiz?
	Luis Ortiz.
	Is that the guy who had the sneakers bar on his Twitter page?
	He was the guy who beat up that really sexy Amir Khan, whatever his name was.
	I have no idea.
	The British guy.
	He's really built.
	And Ortiz beat him up.
	And then Ortiz just has like, he's a big fat pig who doesn't train that hard.
	And his Twitter page, the top banner is a Snickers bar.
	Snickers wanted to endorse him.
	And he's like, man, I don't know.
	I don't know if that's him.
	It looks like this Dominican guy.
	Oh, really?
	Shit.
	Sorry.
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	Andy Ruiz, sorry.
	Don't come to me for sports info, folks.
	Andy Ruiz was the guy who knocked out that sexy Muslim from London.
	I think his name's Amir Khan.
	And he didn't, he's a fatso.
	And everyone was joking.
	I think I'm done working on my core.
	Because you build muscles here, so when you get nailed in the ribs, it doesn't go like peanut brittle and ruin your having your ribs cracked is hell on earth.
	Every sneeze, every laugh, even getting out of bed, all of those kill.
	And when you feel a sneeze coming, it's like you're in prison and someone's coming at you with a shank.
	You're just going, oh no, oh no, oh no, a tube.
	And sometimes it's like you see stars from the sneeze.
	It's so fucking painful.
	It's actually made me a better boxer because I'm so petrified of having to fear sneezes for, I'd say, 40 days.
	It's 40 days.
	Anyway, we're running out of time here.
	So let's look at the way these fucking losers protest.
	Ann Coulter.
	A thin woman, middle-aged woman, woman, woman, is coming to your school to say words, and that makes you apoplectic.
	Now, I would understand if she was like a torture trainer and she'd brought in an illegal alien and he was on a cart and she was going to waterboard him to show people how to waterboard.
	And this was a major problem.
	They were waterboarding illegals all over the country.
	I'd go, yeah, you should probably protest that.
	That's not right.
	That's dangerous.
	She's teaching people how to torture.
	But just coming up with ideas, this is how you react to ideas.
	Let's hear some audio there.
	Many police officers who've been keeping the protesters at bay.
	Ann Coulter just should be wrapping up her speech as we speak.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	Moments into the world.
	You're that scared of words?
	The audience begins yelling at the top of her lungs.
	I'm a realist.
	You're not the animal.
	You hear that?
	She's yelling.
	You are a racist.
	You are a fucking Nazi.
	Okay, so she hates racists.
	So I assume she's heavily involved in the race wars in South Central, where Mexican gangs are killing black people for no reason.
	I assume she's heavily invested in the trouble with the Aryan Brotherhood and other white nationalist biker gangs.
	She must be involved in the task force to report them, I guess.
	What's that guy saying?
	Get inside.
	Let's do it to benefit the people.
	She has a right to come and speak, but that's as far as free speech goes.
	Protesters pushed hard against people trying to get inside.
	Wait a minute.
	What?
	He just said she has a right to come here and speak, but that's as far as free speech goes.
	She tries to kill immigrants?
	Yeah, I'm agreed.
	Agreed.
	The second she starts slitting throats, we're going to intervene.
	Now, if she learned to step on a toad, I swear, if she kills any animal, even a toad.
	In the end, the speech went on, but it was delayed.
	Police had put up a large wall around the building.
	Like, that should be the turnout for a rape.
	If there's a child molester in prison, like the guy that judge let go after three months.
	Yeah, wait, what?
	At Epstein's trial, was there like a huge riot outside?
	At Harvey Weinstein's trial?
	What about the Muslim rape gangs in Britain?
	Do they get this many people?
	What's he saying?
	Should have just kept wearing non-market sweatshirts.
	Yeah, that's a great point, Ryan.
	Pedophiles don't get this kind of turnout.
	So, the modern left, especially young people, see pedophiles as less dangerous than someone with conservative views.
	And again, read any of Anne's books.
	She's not radical.
	Everyone says, you know what, Coulter, how much of what she does is just for shock value and how much is real?
	And I always say to that boring question, what sentence in what book do you have a problem with?
	There's a little bit of a turnout.
	Children of People, Not Perv's Property.
	True.
	Okay, but that's like a little organization.
	What is this?
	I don't know what the...
	Good.
	That wasn't there, I don't think.
	Neither was that.
	Whatever.
	Justice for liquid.
	Yeah.
	Show up to pedophiles.
	That was Tommy Robinson's charge.
	That's the close.
	Tommy Robinson's charge was that.
	Doing what they were doing.
	It was just going to a pedophiles trial and protesting.
	Or even just saying, yo, Roy, yo, you prison bug.
	Go to 1-4.
	I saw this great sign on CNN.
	They're protesting free speech.
	Oh, yeah, that was mine.
	It might be in a different one.
	This might be 15, actually.
	14.
	Okay, go back to 14.
	That's relevant too, though.
	So I went and I did Ann's talk after she was banned.
	And then we're walking back and I'm going Uhuru right there in that picture.
	I'm saying ooh of Uhuru, which is a joke where we make fun of that Gazikadzo lunatic on YouTube.
	That could be the end of Uhuru too, to be fair.
	Could be the end of the U of the second Uhuru.
	It's a joke we do from a viral video.
	And the SPLC used that to talk about hate, fomenting hate in America.
	And they always show that particular picture after I had done a banned speech.
	How ironic is that?
	Anyway, go to 1.5.
	Because the sign they're holding up, silence is siding with the oppressor.
	Get it?
	They're against free speech.
	And they don't know how to spell oppressor, by the way.
	You got two P's there, Mr. PP.
	They don't want Anne to talk under the guise of silence being bad.
	What?
	They're anti-silence as they want to prevent people from hearing Ann's speech.
	No, I'm not exaggerating.
	No, that's not a kooky twist.
	Kookie twist.
	And they kept saying, go home.
	That was a biggie.
	Go home.
	Go home.
	I don't want to go home.
	They want everyone to be in their homes.
	Like you do when there's a major storm coming or a lunatic roaming the streets.
	Like they have curfews in Jamaica and Soviet Russia.
	Look, that guy's trying to get in.
	And then he keeps, there's that 14-year-old girl, that little tiny girl, she's probably not 14, but she looks like a 14-year-old girl.
	And she's screaming at him for hurting her while she gets in his path.
	It's the same as the silence song.
	He's not allowed to go listen.
	All right, we're running out of time.
	Let's, I know subscribers hate this, so I'm not going to sit and replay major parts of the week, but forgive me if I want to show the people who don't pay for the show just a couple highlights from the week.
	And I'll talk through them, so we're not going to like piece out and show you shit you've already seen.
	But yesterday's show, we showcased this bizarre video that encouraging children to touch themselves under the auspices of like being open about your sexuality.
	But it was a children's video, and it seemed to be about masturbation.
	I'm not even sure we can show this on YouTube.
	I bet my YouTube will get penalized from this, which I believe I got off YouTube.
	But what does he say?
	I just want to play by myself now.
	She just wants to play by herself now.
	Who's this for?
	I respect that.
	That's right.
	Who doesn't respect?
	Okay, that black guy is a vagina.
	And then she, the two girls want to see where they came from.
	So they go between his legs into a fourth dimension that is the beauty of a vagina, which is kind of what the conservative right is saying.
	That, you know, Anne Coulter said this herself.
	She said, women are celestial.
	Meaning they're magic, meaning they can create life.
	Sentient.
	Sorry.
	Sentient.
	Celestial.
	Can you play a little bit more of that?
	It's so bizarre.
	Can you imagine dating her?
	I kill myself.
	This is where you come from, honey.
	It's a magical place.
	Would you like to come in?
	Really?
	Heaven, yes.
	Sure.
	It is a magical place.
	Why do you let abortion doctors stick tongs in there and massacre what's inside?
	All right, that was Wednesday's show.
	See how quick we're going through this?
	Tuesday's show, we talked about, there was two great elements on Tuesday's show.
	We talked about the conservative civil war going on, which is like the mainstream conservatives, Ben Shapiro, you know, all the Daily Caller guys, Charlie Kirk, and then what are considered by many to be the, well, they call them alt-right too.
	I call them trad-right, but the more nationalist conservatives.
	So it's really, I call it trad-right versus new right.
	And I broke down the difference between the two.
	And just like my 10 things I hate about the Jews video, I was calling for unity and saying a lot of these guys, like the guys in the top, top left there with the beard, I think he's bad news.
	But a lot of these people, Buchanan, Malkin, Tucker, Ann, Paul Joseph Watson, Lauren Chen, Alex Jones, Cassandra Fairbanks, the black dude at the bottom.
	What's his name?
	Lucas.
	Lucy, the Amazing Lucas.
	The Amazing Lucas.
	Owen Schroyer.
	That blonde chick that you like, the redhead.
	What's her name?
	Stephanie Hodson.
	You have to marry her, by the way.
	Today?
	I will officiate the wedding.
	Cassandra Fairbanks.
	Yeah, she's a catch, dude.
	And she has a brain.
	Nobody says that she's interested in me.
	Really?
	I don't know.
	That's all it takes.
	We hung out in DC.
	This is how you get a girl.
	We don't know.
	Talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, laughing, fucking.
	Oh, I see.
	You just keep going.
	You keep selling.
	Always marketing.
	You're getting Ryan out there.
	You're a used car salesman.
	So you can just play that anywhere, I guess.
	That used to be America.
	Remember, I don't agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to say it.
	That used to define Western culture.
	And now it's like, don't be seen in a photo with him.
	That was that.
	By the way, it's disturbing how often I get calls about Groupers and Fuentes, Nick Fuentes, and how I have to get in bed with him.
	It's starting to smell federal, like feds are involved.
	I had the same thing with Charlottesville.
	Hey, I hear you don't like statues being taken down.
	Yeah, I think it's weird.
	Come to Charlottesville.
	You really got to come to Charlottesville.
	It's going to be great.
	It's going to be all about statues.
	No.
	Why not?
	Please, please, please.
	Why aren't you just dropping it?
	I get invited to do talks all the time.
	When I say no, they go, oh, well, and drop it.
	They wouldn't drop Charlottesville, and they won't drop Gripers.
	Maybe it's just a coincidence.
	I don't know.
	But leave me the fuck alone.
	And then we interviewed a black guy based solely on that.
	And no, really.
	He said that the thing I don't get about a lot of black Americans is they were raised by their grandparents, and their grandparents are from a bona fide racist America.
	So they talk about all this, the Klan and all this shit all the time, and it gets in your poor little modern head as a kid.
	And then now you think 2019 is 1950.
	And it was a good argument for this massive disconnect because people sound like they're talking about the 50s when they talk about how racist America is.
	Well, you said it made you paranoid and you had nightmares about the Klan.
	Yeah, that was the earliest nightmare I can remember having was about the Koop Bucks Klan chasing me in the pickup truck.
	Sorry to laugh, but, you know, white America is the same way.
	Remember a couple years ago, we had that woman on campus who complained that there was a Klan rally in one of the classrooms on her campus, and of course the school freaked the fuck out.
	And they looked into it, and it was a dust cover on a microscope.
	It had a pointy top to it.
	Or the other day, I'm at a bar, and I said, you know, antifuzz, the paramilitary wing of the DNC, and they go to these rallies and they fuck up Trump supporters.
	And then the guy next to me was a liberal and he said, well, Trump has that too.
	And I said, what?
	Who?
	And he goes, the KKK.
	Like, the KKK are galloping up to a Trump rally and BDC.
	I'm showcasing an interview I did with someone and just feature myself the entire time.
	You had a great point.
	The Gavin Show.
	I pay intellectuals to hang out with me and then sit and talk at black people to show how open-minded and unracist I am.
	Listen to me say this, young man.
	And then what else?
	Oh, yeah.
	And then on Monday's show, we stole this from Anthony Cumio, but one of his guests had dug up this tape of Trump talking about how he was rumored to be fucking his penthouse pet and she's super fat and he would never fuck her.
	And the reason that we love this clip is because the way he says fucking is the way we say fucking.
	Fucking fucking.
	And number one.
	Number two, who the fuck is it?
	I use models for that.
	You may have to go back a little bit.
	Number one.
	And number two, who the fuck is in?
	And number two, who the fuck is.
	Number two, who the fuck is that?
	Yeah, maybe I have to explain that.
	So she was saying that she's a Playboy model, a penthouse model, and she goes, yeah, Donald Trump wants me to model for this new project he's doing.
	And he's like, who the fuck?
	We use models for that.
	I'm not going to use some penthouse pet.
	Who the fuck is that?
	She looks like a fucking.
	Yeah, yeah, that was another fucking he had.
	she looks like a fucking it's Canadian, actually.
	He uses the F-word like we do in the Ottawa Valley, and I think you only get that comfortable with the F-word when you say it 1,100 times a day.
	Yeah, he's got a real potty mouth.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	All right.
	And then there was Milo's show on Friday, had Denise McAllister.
	She wrote that book, What Men Want to Say to Women But Can't.
	Now, she was, pull up the article from her.
	That was USA Today.
	She was fired for her homophobic tweets.
	And, you know, in the old days, you'd hear that and you go, oh shit, she must hate gays.
	That's weird.
	One of those God hate fags, Fred Phelps kind of chicks.
	But now when you hear that, you go, yeah, let me see what she said.
	And what she said was, scroll down, she tweeted out.
	Oh, for I exited out.
	Okay, there we go.
	She tweeted out that her man was watching the game and she went and got him a beer.
	And then when she came back with the beer, he grabbed her and deep kissed her.
	And then Yashir Ali, I think his name is, gay dude, said, I'm a little worried you might be being abused.
	And then she says, so go down to the first one, trying to talk to my husband, blah, blah, blah.
	Deep kisses.
	Patience and timing, ladies.
	That's the lesson, right?
	So she's really traditional.
	Keep going.
	Yep.
	Deep kiss, keep going.
	And then, and then, so Yashir Ali says, I guess Denise is not happy that I'm worried about how her husband treats her.
	And then she says to Yashar, a gay man commenting on a heterosexual relationship is just sad.
	Pathetic, really.
	That sounds pretty valid to me.
	Like, imagine I was commenting on a gay relationship and they said, a straight person commenting on a gay relationship is sad.
	Can you imagine that gay then being fired?
	It's unfathomable.
	But she was fired for that and she talked about it on the show.
	Do we have that clip?
	Yes, we do that.
	Let me reframe that there.
	There we go there.
	Take that down there.
	Big Joe.
	I apologized, yeah, for being ugly in the way I said it.
	No, I shouldn't have.
	I know, I know.
	He's ugly.
	And you should never apologize to ugly people.
	Because here's a life lesson that I've learned.
	If you're beautiful, you're always right.
	And then finally, last thing we'll do on this update is the Joe Biggs show, where I did not know about this.
	But the rampant opioid use within the military is hair whitening.
	Maybe that's why Biggs has white hair.
	No, but it really is sick.
	And I'm worried that the government kind of likes it because they go, I don't know, they get withdrawal symptoms when they leave us.
	And when they're at war, they're fearless and happy.
	I kind of like that they're addicted to opioids on the battlefield.
	Yeah, sure, they kill themselves in the OD when they go home, but I'm already done with them by then.
	So play it.
	Changed.
	Yes, I've changed, but it's all this anxiety.
	I should be with my boys right now.
	My friends need me over here.
	Stop nagging, stop nagging, stop.
	So the narrative here is he's doing the mind of a soldier who is back amongst civilians after being overseas.
	Nagging.
	All right.
	Wait, you've got what?
	It'll help numb the pain, dude.
	All right.
	I'll give you those.
	Oh, oh, let's go to the bar.
	Yeah.
	So the more and more you nag and the more and more you attack that soldier.
	And I'm saying attack because that's how we feel.
	I'm going to say things that you're not going to like, but that's what we feel like.
	You're attacking us.
	You are becoming an enemy to us.
	And that's when we will begin to shut down and not want to speak to you.
	So that's enough.
	I can't do it justice with a short clip.
	All right.
	I think we're done.
	The free stuff.
	Right?
	Yeah, you want to get these schmucks out?
	Could have been funnier.
	Could have had a funnier episode.
	Yeah, well.
	Maybe we should watch a funny video.
	Should we do that?
	Sure, sure.
	Before we leave these freebies?
	The freebie kids?
	I kind of wanted to go through all these stupid movies with badass bitches.
	Like, they tend to have, what's her name, Fatso, in them?
	The kitchen about women taking over the Westies and Melissa McCarthy.
	And Ghostbusters 2.
	And Tiffany Haddish.
	Where women who are scared of spiders, usually, has been my experience, have no problem with fighting ghosts.
	And in Ghostbusters 2, the special effects are so good that it's really more like they're fighting hell.
	It's like a portal is opened up into hell and they're fighting the most petrifying demons imaginable.
	And if they lose this battle, I assume the earth is over and the civilization as we know it.
	And they're just like, fucking die, bitch.
	Yeah, right.
	Terry Shapert and Joe Biggs would be pooping in their pants if they were doing that.
	And they're the bravest men in the country.
	And then Charlie's Angels, the new reboot flopped.
	then I thought that's kind of a weak premise because Charlie's Angels the other reboot with Lucy Lou and all that that destroyed so sometimes It was just like we're rebooting a thing.
	These are chicks.
	Yeah, I got to work on this because it's not as simple as like, chicks ruin movies.
	It might be the shape of the agenda when chicks are in the movie.
	Exactly.
	I think it's the tone.
	But in Charlie's Angels, the Lucy Lou one, weren't they kicking the living shit out of guys they could never beat up in a million years?
	But it wasn't because it was trying to say, hey, fuck you.
	Look at these chicks doing awesome shit.
	It was just the nature of that kind of movie.
	Were they going to be losers?
	All right, let's end on a high note.
	And subscribers, stick around because we're going to take calls.
	This is a couple of hosers stealing a car, a bait car.
	I'm not sure how I feel about bait cars.
	It feels like entrapment.
	Yeah.
	It's sort of like to Catch a predator, which obviously it's good that they're catching these disgusting creeps, but it's also a dude going online, pretending to be a 14-year-old and saying disgusting sexual things that a 14-year-old would never say.
	So, are you really getting pedophiles off the street, or are you sort of creating pedophiles where there were none in the first place?
	I'm not saying there's no pedophiles, you know what I mean?
	It's a tough subject to go near.
	But with this one, like say you parked five Ferraris in the hood with keys in them, and a bunch of kids jumped in them and started taking them.
	Have you prevented five car thieves that were going to steal Ferraris anyway?
	Or did you create a car thief?
	I think you're fishing for people with criminal capacity.
	Yeah, it's literally like fishing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You're putting bait there that wasn't normally there.
	I mean, it's called bait.
	Bait is tricking fish.
	You're not feeding fish.
	You're pretending to be food and then killing the fish.
	That fish would have been minding his own business.
	Anyway, these stupid hosers.
	I don't get stealing a car, by the way.
	It must just be 100% the thrill because you're not just going to get it and then just take it and drive it to work every day, park in your garage.
	So what are you doing with it?
	You're looking at seven years for what?
	A fast ride in a car?
	Why don't you rent a car and crash it?
	That's the same thrill.
	You lose a point on your license and you won't go to prison.
	Anyway.
	Okay, now what?
	How do they bait?
	How do they use the bait?
	We need to do the column, actually.
	Because I think he did smash the steering column.
	Cause she talks about crazy gluing it back.
	Can't break the car, please.
	Okay, how long is it?
	How are you going to walk?
	I hear a laptop.
	What?
	Is it really?
	Is that the IBM laptop?
	Now, a brand new power book to sell.
	People are worried about it being traits and all that.
	I bet you couldn't get 200 bucks for it, right?
	Definitely not.
	Now, an IBM laptop?
	What are you going to get for that?
	Full gas, fucking rights.
	That's how I knew she was Canadian.
	Trying to get their mug shots here.
	fucking Full tanky gas, IBM laptop.
	We can get at least 15 bucks for that.
	The high beams are off, baby.
	Baby, baby, baby.
	I want to get some super blue from my car and take that.
	Um, you got all the screwdrivers?
	Wanna get some super glue for my car to fix that?
	She's talking about the steering calm that it gets you smashed to hotwire it.
	Why is stealing a car still a thing?
	I could understand back in the 70s when it was hard to find the car.
	But now?
	How can you benefit?
	It must suck to be a thief now.
	Like, you break into a house, what are you gonna get?
	A big stack of money?
	And a big pile of gold and diamond jewelry?
	Diamond jewels.
	Diamonds.
	The FBI planted the car there.
	It was bait.
	It's basically entrapment.
	The government's trying to get us to do bad things.
	It's not just a laptop.
	It's a laptop and a laptop bag.
	But no charger.
	Those go for at least five bucks.
	Now we're up to $21.
	And then, of course, the cops go.
	Turn it up.
	We're done.
	We're getting pulled over.
	For what?
	We're getting pulled over.
	For what, baby?
	He's like, for what?
	I don't know, stealing the car you're in?
	Oh my god, baby.
	Just pause.
	This is kind of an interesting look at men and women's brains.
	The woman is able, maybe this is because of childbirth.
	They can take big things either out of their vaginas or into their brains.
	And she's like, we're fucked.
	She totally realizes the gravity of the situation.
	Men, and I'm guilty of this too, just go, we're good, we're good.
	I don't know.
	It's just a siren.
	He's probably just a random check.
	But she's like, for what?
	Because logically, there has to be a reason why we're fucked.
	She's just skipping right to the we're fucked.
	Yeah.
	Actually, I usually say the opposite.
	I usually say men are better at taking bad news than women.
	Maybe this is demasculinization.
	No.
	He's acting like that.
	I think he's acknowledging that we're fucked, but he's saying, what's the cause, though?
	No, no, he's in total denial.
	Really?
	Yeah, he said, we didn't do anything wrong.
	Look, he just said, see, it's okay.
	Maybe he's doing the guys.
	Incidentally, four seconds after we stole a car, and this goes back to you, Ryan, rejecting facts.
	Well, it goes back to you on the airplane telling your wife it's going to be okay, but you know that you're fucked.
	Remember that?
	Oh, yeah.
	Where you're trying to make her calm down.
	I thought we were going to crash in this Cessna thing.
	And as my pants filled with diarrhea, metaphorically, she was shaking and holding my hand.
	I go, it's just a bus in the sky.
	We're going to be fine.
	Meanwhile, I was fucking scared.
	Yeah.
	Because it was in Costa Rica where they don't have two prop planes.
	It's one prop.
	So if the engine dies, you die.
	Yeah.
	All right, go ahead.
	No, go out, go out, go out, go out, go straight, go straight, go straight.
	Please God, please God, please don't let it, please don't let it, Jesus Christ, please.
	I like when God's going to intervene.
	Don't worry about it, hosers.
	Fugging rights.
	You're just going to fly away, eh?
	Those fingers are not crossed.
	Those fingers are crossed.
	Not enough.
	Come on.
	Don't be the thing that I know it is.
	Just Trevor and Corey from Trailer Park Wilson.
	Fucking Trevor and Corey stole the car.
	So what?
	I bet she gets off scot-free.
	What do you think he's going to get?
	Yeah, I looked at our suspense last winter.
	So I should be able to find more info, but I did, good not.
	Yeah, we're done.
	I think my gut just says two years.
	Hmm.
	But look at what he does there.
	Okay, okay.
	What's going on?
	Don't you move.
	Keep your hands up.
	We just got a ride here from this guy.
	He just took off, and he can morph his molecules, so he got out of the car without even opening the door.
	I'm pregnant.
	I'm pregnant.
	Please don't hurt me.
	I'm pregnant with the other guy's baby.
	He's magic.
	I got her pregnant.
	Don't hurt me either.
	This invisible guy just stole the car.
	He's sitting here right now laughing at you.
	Irrest.
	Just throw flour on him or any kind of a powder.
	You'll see.
	We hate him.
	All right, folks.
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	Right, that's it for the free episode and all.
	We're going to go behind the paywall the new, which you can get to at free speech.tv.
	And we're going to take calls.
	We do that once a week.
	Tomorrow night, we got Milo and Biggs is coming up.
	And we'll have that Michael Shermer and Dinesh DeSouza, hopefully up by Saturday and all.
	Right.
	See you, people.
	Hanging's too good for you.
	Be brave.
	No, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	Music.
	And welcome back from that brief goodbye.
	Is your Brave set on night?
	Yes.
	Why?
	I got dark mode.
	Why?
	It's cooler.
	Easy on the eyes.
	No, it's not easy on the eyes.
	It's harder to see.
	When you're in YouTube, everything's black.
	You got to get used to it, I guess.
	Black is black.
	I want my bib.
	Beek.
	So that was fun.
	Could have been a funnier episode.
	The podcast has really changed where I used to just sort of go off at a tangent and think about stuff.
	But that wasn't paying any money.
	People are like, this is fucked up, man.
	I don't like this show anymore.
	You don't like the free show I gave you for free?
	Fuck you.
	Yeah.
	But you had energy to do it, too.
	It's like now you're doing...
	Way more.
	Yeah.
	You did six days every two weeks back there, remember?
	Yeah.
	It was easy.
	And I had a million producers and people pushing ideas and graphics and stories.
	And I would just go, that one, that one, that one, and that one.
	Yeah, it really was like, you know, just yes or no.
	You're like, that one.
	Yeah.
	They were cool back.
	I don't like that, though.
	Generally, I would rather, I mean, I have 9 million news sources.
	I'd rather just go through them myself and pick out what I like and then what forms a pattern.
	That's true.
	You know what?
	That's really insulting.
	I don't mind it.
	That's true.
	But it's a great diss.
	You're making fun of the person.
	No.
	No.
	I'm not calling you a ponce.
	What fucker said that?
	Oi did.
	I called him a ponce, and I'm calling you a ponce.
	Ponce?
	Can I buy you a drink?
	Who are you, McFuck?
	McFuck.
	I have a heart condition.
	If you hit me, it's murder.
	He repeats it.
	I'll murder the barriers!
	My wife is having a baby.
	Alright, so let's set up the phone call thing.
	Oh, yes, of course.
	And in the interim, I still have some news items I didn't quite get to.
	These are in no particular order, but if you check 19, you'll see an enormous controversy with Charles Barclay.
	Wherein he said, I don't hit women, but if I did, you'd be the first.
	And that fucked up his career.
	It could get him fired.
	I don't find that offensive.
	How is that offensive?
	Like, that's just a rude joke.
	Right.
	And it's funny because women say we belong in the workforce.
	We want to be part of the men's club.
	We want to be the same as you guys.
	You want to play with the big boys.
	Okay.
	This is how we talk to each other, lady.
	Like, Charles Barkley could easily say that to me.
	I don't hit men, but if, or I don't hit, I don't hit, I don't beat people.
	I don't fight anymore, but if I did, I'd love to beat the shit out of you.
	In fact, we just had a basketball player saying that, almost saying that, to Michael Rappaport.
	Remember?
	Yeah, yeah.
	He pulled up with his microphone.
	He was in the guy's face.
	He said, damn, that's a slick suit, dude.
	And the guy said, get your hands off me.
	Don't put hands on me.
	He wants to put hands on me right now.
	And he's like, if you don't stop touching me, I will put hands on you.
	Which means I will hurt you.
	Is there a video of Barkley saying that, or it's just a list of him saying that?
	So far, I'm just seeing that.
	Let me see.
	Oh, yeah.
	So she ran to social media to complain.
	Look, she's got 100 tweets, pictures of the venue.
	Yeah.
	And she can't stop tweeting about it to everyone.
	And then, of course, she gets oodles and oodles of support.
	Ladies, it's called a slightly threatening joke.
	And it means I don't like you.
	This is the way people talk.
	Do you want to play with the big boys or not?
	Speaking Of somebody who spoke about violence in women and misspoke, you see Biden?
	No, what he said at the debates last night, which nobody knew happened.
	I'm not watching the debates for the impeachment.
	I could not care less.
	They're whack.
	I'll wait for the highlights.
	I've been watching the impeachment stuff, but just a hate shift.
	Which isn't good.
	I shouldn't be doing that.
	...
	around the issue of sexual violence and harassment against women in America.
	Are there specific actions that you would take early in your administration to address this problem?
	Yes, and by the way, it's one of the reasons.
	The first thing I would do is make sure we pass the Violence Against Women Act reauthorization, which I wrote.
	The fact, I didn't write the reauthorization, I wrote the original act.
	The fact is that what happens now is that we, in fact, have to...
	What's the problem?
	It'll happen.
	Women are treated.
	That's why, as Vice President, when I asked the President, I could start the movement on the college campuses to say, it's on us.
	It's everyone's responsibility.
	We do not spend nearly enough time dealing with...
	You know what they said?
	Get men involved.
	Engage the rest of the community.
	And that's what we started this movement on the college campuses to fundamentally change the culture.
	No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger other than in self-defense, and that's rarely ever occurred.
	And so we have to just change the culture and keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it.
	It will be a big, not for the meaning.
	They laugh.
	It's an organic issue.
	And we have to make it.
	They all laugh, and Kamala Harris is trying not to laugh.
	She's closing her eyes there.
	What a buffoon.
	Because her hope is it'll be Joe and Kamala.
	And every time he says shit like that, it's just to recalibrate her entire campaign.
	Oh, I guess it won't be me and Joe.
	Who the fuck is it going to be?
	Me and Corey Booker?
	Two fake black people?
	He messed up again by saying something about the first black congresswoman, the only black congresswoman, and then Kamal Harris is standing right there.
	She's like, what?
	What?
	I'm right here.
	Joe, he's senile, and it's sad.
	It's not nice that he's up there.
	What an absolute fucking loser.
	And what a shit show that whole DNC is.
	What's that mosh pit thing?
	Well, remember when Trump said, you know, you know, I said it two times.
	I don't want anything from Ukraine.
	I want nothing.
	I said it twice.
	Remember that?
	So somebody looked at, that's what he wrote on his little note.
	So somebody said it looks like lyrics to a remote song.
	somebody.
	Thank you.
	That's pretty off.
	Dude, that is amazing.
	How long have you known about that?
	That should have been in the free hour.
	This morning.
	Why didn't you tell me?
	It didn't come up exactly, so I don't know.
	What?
	I'm afraid to interject.
	I feel like a battered dog.
	Most of the things I say are retarded and stupid, so I just try to keep quiet.
	Alright.
	Are we accruing calls as we go through these?
	No, because we had to look at the Charles thing.
	Look at that.
	Hold on one second.
	Some people must have been waiting for 25 minutes now.
	Because I also want to show this.
	Donna Brazil, remember her?
	She was caught leaking questions to the press from the DNC.
	And I guess Roger Stone helped expose her.
	So now that he's in prison where he will die, she's really jazzed and said, rotten hell, Roger Stone, rotten hell, you fucker.
	The reason you see this attitude from the left is that they don't see us as people.
	And the way you get to that, the way you deperson someone is you de-platform them.
	And once they're deplatformed, you can make up shit about how they're a Nazi and they advocate pedophilia and blah, blah, blah.
	And you can't get on there and go, no, no, that wasn't me.
	Say that meme going around where Trump said, yes, if I would run, I would definitely run as against a Republican.
	They're the stupidest people.
	Say that in 80s, Trump?
	I would definitely run as a Republican, frankly, because, you know, they're whatever.
	What did he say about them?
	He said they're the stupidest people in America, the most easy to manipulate, and that's why he would choose that party.
	He never said that.
	But we're so lazy with our information now that you see Trump's face, you see that quote in quotes with Donald Trump below it in 1982, and people go, well, that's a fact.
	Someone's done their research.
	I think you'll find most quotes, even the famous ones like, I'll defend your right to say it, or do not go quietly into that dark night, or all these things we accept as standard colloquialisms, you'll look it up, and it wasn't Churchill.
	Yeah.
	It wasn't Voltaire.
	That's the Mandela effect.
	You were just talking about that earlier, too, when you're like, or whatever.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Or even the fart video.
	That's how you said it.
	We were laughing.
	Yeah.
	You were looking for the video.
	Yeah, in the video, my son, my youngest boy, goes, my wife said, what's that?
	After he sits in a whip cushion, he goes, oh, fart.
	Do it again.
	It was fun.
	It's not going to get old.
	I don't know.
	But the way I had remembered it was he would go, oh, Isa Fat.
	Yeah, like a Chinese merchant.
	Oh, Issa Fat.
	You know, because that's how he used to talk when we made these, I made this Grover, this Elmo pancake for him.
	And he goes, oh, Isa Elmo.
	Got a Chinese accent.
	Every baby is Chinese until about four or five.
	Well, he looks like the Chinese delivery guy who was coming by the house about nine months before he was born and hasn't come around since.
	Hey, that's my kid.
	And it is weird that he was born with a Chinese accent.
	Oh, Isa Fa.
	Yeah, things.
	Little...
	Little fart.
	Little fart.
	Little fart.
	Little fart.
	The best part is his face after.
	Yeah.
	Got it?
	Yeah.
	Do you have any other questions?
	It's like an air thing that comes out of your butthole.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I know it's weird.
	I just learned about them myself.
	You feel like you and me are working on a car and I don't know any.
	Oh, what is that?
	Oh, that's the engine gas.
	Oh, that's a transmission, yeah, yeah.
	Do you want to know more about it?
	We're making eye contact to make sure you have absorbed that knowledge because I do care about your learning.
	That's probably why he doesn't like that video, because he thinks we're laughing at him thinking that a fart was something he discovered.
	And he's being earnest about it.
	It is kind of a mean.
	All right, how are we doing for calls?
	Doing pretty good.
	Let's see if we can talk to Mike.
	Hey, Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Ouch.
	Sorry, babe.
	Hey, I love the new Thursday show where we're doing a little clip show of literally two fucking days ago.
	At least when The Simpsons did it, it was, you know, highlights from previous shows and stuff along that route.
	I understand you're trying to get new listeners onto the app.
	Why don't you use Master Clipper for that?
	Because we all know that it's you guys.
	I love you guys.
	More than a friend.
	Bye.
	That was hurtful.
	I thought we were pretty sparing with the highlights.
	There was maybe like 30 seconds, maybe a minute of the show, and we didn't force you to sit through the whole thing.
	Excuse me for having a commercial on the show one night of the week.
	Excuse me.
	The schedule was going to be Monday through Thursday and then Monday, Tuesday.
	Then we take off six days.
	You got two extra shows a week.
	And I thought I was pretty graceful with that.
	So I think he might be still harboring resentment from the previous time we did that where we really showed the entire clip.
	And he had planned that call, this whole show, and then didn't really take into account that we had altered the highlights to be very short and sweet.
	And then as far as Master Clipper, I am not Master Clipper.
	Yes, I am not Master Clipper.
	Why wouldn't I just put them on my own YouTube page?
	Why would I start a whole new YouTube page?
	He does a great job.
	He did reach out.
	He said in his description, hey, if you wanted me to cut it out, contact me.
	I'm not bananas about him selling shirts.
	Is he?
	Yeah, he's selling Clown World shirts and shirts that say Uhuru.
	Oh, I mean, yeah.
	Trying to make some.
	Whatever.
	Sad Katie.
	Our shirt sales are like 2% of our income.
	We got Chicago Mark Jesse Small.
	And he called about Joy Villa before.
	Hello.
	Hey, David.
	Now, I'm just curious about this because it's a huge thing over here in Chicago.
	And I can't get over it.
	And I'm just wondering if Gavin could show a little something to me because I'm not getting any of this.
	But yeah, just use Smollet or Smollett or however the hell you pronounce it.
	No, he's been all over the goddamn place.
	I'm sorry about the language.
	I don't know if I'm allowed to swear or not.
	But yeah, like how does he get away with 16 felonies?
	And now he's coming back, and it was just announced yesterday that he's counter-suing Chicago for damages or some bull.
	And you're like, well, where's the justice?
	You had 16 felonies.
	I've never known anyone who had 16 felonies and they were just erased.
	And now this dude just comes around and he's like, oh, I have 16, there's 16 felonies.
	They're dropped.
	Leave me alone.
	Open up the case.
	If you need to reopen up the case, fine, open it.
	But besides that, I'm re-suing.
	I'm suing Chicago now for all this stuff.
	And all these damages and stuff.
	Like, how does he get away with this?
	I don't understand how a person could possibly get away with suing this city after they committed all these felonies.
	So that one hate crime hoax, that one hate crime hoax led to him having 16 felonies?
	Yeah, he had 16 felonies.
	He was charged with 16 felonies.
	Then randomly, they just all got dropped because of Kim Fox, who's running again for whatever the hell she's running for.
	And she's running again in 2020.
	And I'm like, how is she going to win?
	She just, she lost so horrible.
	And I mean, you know, the only person who was really backing Jesse Smollette was, you know, Terrence, you know.
	And I mean, I guess maybe he put some kind of magical symbols on this.
	You know, maybe he put magical symbols over the place.
	And that worked.
	So maybe you're wrong, Gavin.
	Maybe he just, the magical symbol work.
	It's the flower of life.
	I think we're seeing.
	I don't know.
	But I'm sitting here in Chicago and I'm thinking, what the crap is he doing?
	Like, seriously, he had all this stuff going against him and he just gets away with it.
	How is that even possible?
	If you stop talking for one second, and thanks for calling, by the way.
	Thank you, sir.
	It's an example of black gay privilege.
	This is what happens in this country when you're famous and you're black and you're gay.
	You can get away with 16 felonies.
	If you're a Trump supporter, you go to jail for four years for fighting Antifa in a 17-second brawl.
	That's the double standard we're living in today.
	And here's another element that I personally believe.
	I have no evidence of this.
	I think Michelle Obama likes the show.
	I think Michelle Obama saw this shit happening and she went, oh, I love that guy.
	He's my favorite guy.
	So she called Kim Fox.
	Now, Kim Fox was the head of, what was it?
	Employee Relations or something.
	She was a major player in Michelle's staff.
	I think she was Michelle Obama's chief of cabinet or some dumb thing like that.
	Also, when you're dark, it makes me harder.
	It makes it harder for me to see your screen, dude.
	Switch to light.
	Anyway.
	No, no, no.
	She contacted that Asian chick.
	She contacted that Asian chick.
	The same Asian.
	That one.
	Nope.
	That's not an Asian, Ryan.
	That's an African-American.
	And the one to the left?
	That's that I. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
	So who's that one to the left?
	Let me see.
	Just click on the pick.
	I'm getting used to this still here.
	This new.
	Okay, there we go.
	Tina Chen.
	Tina Chen.
	Really?
	Frankly?
	Ex-Michelle Obama staffer.
	I forget.
	What was her job?
	Attorney Tina Chen.
	She was like the chief of something on Michelle Obama's campaign.
	Or not campaign, but.
	State attorney Kim Fox.
	So Michelle says to Tina Chen, I like this juicy small A guy.
	Make this go away.
	So Tina Chen goes, okay, no problem.
	Hey, Kim Fox, drop it.
	Just drop the whole thing.
	And Kim Fox goes, no problem.
	Did Michelle tell you to say that?
	Yeah, she did.
	Okay, done.
	So Kim Fox goes in there, kills the whole thing, ends it.
	And yeah, chief of staff.
	Sorry, that was a lot of work to remember the term chief of staff.
	And just drops it and hopes it will go away.
	Of course, it's not going to go away.
	There's way too much publicity.
	And you wasted the court's time.
	God, Kim Fox is ugly, isn't she?
	What are you talking about?
	She looks like a toad.
	She looks like a better version of who is that ugly toad.
	If I was to tell you that I am a toad and I am named Kim Fox, you would say I didn't know that a toad could be African American.
	She looks significantly hotter than Tyrannosaurus Burke.
	Do you remember her?
	Tyrannica Burke, one of the ugliest women in the world.
	I loved her in pulp fiction.
	We all did.
	Yes, she did.
	Anyway.
	Michelle, this is my theory.
	Michelle told Tina Chen to tell Kim Fox to drop the whole thing.
	That made him untouchable because we live in a monarchy and Michelle Obama is part of the monarchy.
	Now, what is inarguable is Tina Chen told Kim Fox to make it go away.
	So my theory only involves Michelle and Tina talking.
	By the way, after I sued the SPLC, Morris Dees was fired.
	The president, who was gloating about my lawsuit, stepped down maybe a month after his gloating, and their head illegal all left.
	And who did they pull in to save their image?
	Tina Chen.
	And then Tina Chen had this juicy smoole catastrophe and ruined her reputation, which made it impossible to use her shitty reputation to save the SPLC.
	Oh, they're friends.
	Oh, looky there.
	Looky there.
	Looks like old G-Dog's theory isn't so kookified after all.
	Wait, was she singing and is he singing while she's speaking?
	She's like, so we got to get out of there.
	That's what I'm saying.
	We need to do better.
	Do better, do better, do better.
	You better, you better, you better.
	Is that what's going on?
	And we have to find out, is that what's really going on there?
	Is that Photoshop?
	No, they've been in the same room.
	I know, but that picture you just showed.
	Yeah, let me see.
	Josie?
	Wait, go back to it.
	Just click on it.
	Well, it's a picture, sir.
	But are you saying in Brave, when you click on a picture, it doesn't take you to the article?
	Yes, it does.
	Yeah, we can't tell if that's Photoshop together or not.
	Yeah, that's true.
	No, that hair?
	No, it's not Photoshop.
	At least he isn't.
	She might be.
	No, no, no, they're not.
	All right.
	Anyway, let's take another call, but that was...
	Shocking.
	That's shocking.
	When Scottish people think something's really outrageous, they say that.
	Joking.
	After wasting everyone's time, he's suing the city.
	Shocking.
	All right, we got Jim on the line.
	Jim Fane on.
	What's up, dude?
	I'm all good.
	How are you, my boys?
	Good, good.
	We got a little bit of an echo going on here.
	Hey, is 10 things going to go back up?
	Great advice to your son, brother.
	If you haven't ever heard or seen Litter, Kenny, be fair.
	It's awesome.
	Thanks a lot for Denise McAllister.
	That game app would not shut.
	I'm stealing your content like that.
	I'm prosecuting us for different platforms.
	But it's mostly of me, brother.
	Definitely podcast for 20 minutes.
	Jim, you're breaking up today.
	Jim, we can't hear you.
	That's the last 48 hours.
	Thanks for calling, Jim.
	We cannot hear you.
	What was he saying?
	Your platform sucks, and Milo was talking over Denise McAllister the whole time?
	No, he's a fan.
	He's a fan.
	Jim calls in a lot.
	But I thought he was saying, I'm going to use other platforms until you learn to keep your gay quiet.
	Really?
	Well, he said that the gay was talking over Denise, which I assume means Milo.
	Oh, yeah.
	It wasn't Joe Oakman.
	See again, Ryan.
	You're like, no, it wasn't that.
	It was cool.
	He's a fan.
	Everything's cool.
	There's not a problem.
	He's talking about a specific complaint that Milo talks over people.
	No, he loves Milo.
	Milo's cool.
	Yeah, the mic sounds fine.
	No, everything's good.
	There's no information to be able to do it.
	Well, he ended the call, but I thought you were saying.
	We hung up on him because we couldn't hear him.
	And also, there's an echo.
	So shouldn't you be adjusting that in the mic section?
	Yeah, I think I fixed it.
	Check it out.
	Hello, Andrew.
	What's up, guys?
	What's up, Gavin?
	What's up, Ryan?
	Do you hear an echo, Andrew?
	So, I So I just want to say, first of all, the song Falls of the Wall of the Agent.
	Great song.
	Apart from that, I just want to say when I first started watching your show, you know, I just had a girlfriend, you know, and I didn't really think of marriage, you know, like, you know, really soon.
	And the more I just started listening to you guys, you know, it just made more sense.
	You know, like, you know, you need to build your family, you know, you need to get married, you need to settle down.
	And yeah, so in about May, I decided to do that.
	Nice.
	And yeah, I proposed, she said, yeah, but the day after, I got diagnosed with pretty much like my heart condition.
	So I had to pretty much get open heart surgery after that.
	So if you guys hear like a little clicker, that's a microvalve.
	My apologies.
	Oh, geez.
	Yeesh.
	But yeah, I just want to just say thank you so much, guys, for like the push and for the influence you know and getting married because like literally it's been the best decision that I for sure have made like so far this year.
	Probably my whole life.
	Well, good thing you locked her down before she found out you were broken.
	Nah, this is actually my second heart surgery.
	I had a tattoo infection back in 2013.
	So just a re-up.
	Why do you have such a shitty heart?
	You sound like you're 25 years old.
	So in 2013, I got a tattoo of a heart, actually.
	But I started getting sick.
	And to be honest, I thought I had like super AIDS.
	But when I went to the doctors and they diagnosed me, they were like, dude, you have endocarditis, which is a bacteria that tweakers use and stuff like that.
	You might know, Gavin.
	And it's from like a dirty needle.
	And they pretty much said that like the person that did my tattoo gave me a dirty, like was using a dirty needle.
	And then that bacteria pretty much went into my heart and messed it up.
	And when I got the first surgery, they gave me a pig valve.
	But this surgery, they gave me a micro valve.
	I mean, a mechanical valve.
	That's intense, my man.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Jesus, heavy calling.
	I don't know if you can hear it.
	Yeah.
	No, we can't really.
	Bye.
	I do.
	Thanks.
	Later, dude, God bless.
	Take care.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	When I say thanks, just hang up.
	You know, I said, litter, dude, God bless.
	Wish you nothing but the best.
	What are you doing?
	Well, he was letting us hear his heart.
	We could hear it, by the way.
	Yeah, I know.
	You just never wear headphones.
	But here's the thing with getting married.
	One, you got drunk for the first time when you were 14.
	You're 24 now.
	I know that seems young, but you've been partying like a Motley Crew for 10 years.
	How much Coke, pot, booze, shots, how much do you have to do?
	Do you want to go to 34?
	34 is actually also considered young, but that's 20 years of partying and traveling.
	I want to see Japan.
	Go see fucking Japan right now.
	You'll be back in a week.
	It's kooky.
	It is weird.
	You want to check it out?
	Wow.
	But all this like, no, I need more time.
	I need more Coke.
	I need more pussy.
	No, more dicks.
	More cocks, more tits.
	I don't get it.
	So 10 years is plenty of time to be partying.
	You get the picture.
	Same with fucking.
	You're like, sometimes you'll catch yourself fucking the actual music and you go, wow, I must be bored.
	Secondly, and I guess this is kind of the same thing, you're with this girl.
	You've lived together for six months.
	You haven't had one drop-down drag out fight.
	You seem to get along pretty well.
	What are you waiting for?
	Her, but with bigger tits?
	Like, what's the problem with her?
	You think you could do a bit hotter?
	Maybe.
	Maybe not.
	You got something here.
	She doesn't have to be your soulmate.
	She doesn't have to have light shooting from her eyes.
	Whoa.
	You don't have to be doing that.
	I really nailed this.
	Thanks for showing us your desktop.
	I'm right.
	I'm good with these guesses.
	Michelle Obama called Tina Chen and told her to tell Kim Fox to make Jussie go away.
	The Jussie case.
	And she did, and they got caught, and now they're fucked.
	Just two guys looking out for each other.
	You notice Michelle, Teflon Michelle, she'll never get in any trouble for this.
	Tina Chen's reputation is ruined.
	So is Kim Fox.
	Juicy Smoulay is too stupid to realize that his reputation is ruined.
	All right, let's do another call.
	All right.
	Hancock, David, Syracuse, hate crime hoax.
	Oh, I heard about this.
	What's up, dude?
	What's up, Scott?
	What's up, Gavin?
	Yeah, so it's hi Top David, by the way.
	And here there is a weird echo thingy in the following thing, but I'll just speak over it.
	But yeah, the Syracuse thing is insane.
	I don't know if you saw it.
	These kids tried to shut down the whole school for a week over snow in the shape of a swastika.
	That was obviously a hoax from the beginning.
	Even mainstream media knew it was a hoax.
	They didn't send anybody with a video down.
	They just wrote a few articles.
	But if you look at this manifesto, it's insane.
	They want mandatory diversity education for incoming students and all staff.
	They want segregated housing based on your race.
	They want counselors who are, all the counselors have to be black or brown and speak languages other than English.
	Another million dollars for more classes that address racism.
	More money for students of color.
	It's insane.
	It's basically a Marxist takeover of steering these views finds that black did.
	You know, it's funny.
	The people who stand to benefit from all these dumb programs and all these bilingual counselors and everything are likely the ones who did the hate crime hoax.
	And to be clear to the folks at home, when he says snow in the shape of a swastika, he means what you would do with your boot.
	In fact, you could see the boot tracks.
	So someone made a swastika about the size of this desk with snow, which you might do waiting for the bus if you're bored.
	You might also make a penis.
	You might also say fuck off in the snow.
	It's an offensive thing to put in the snow.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Like, that's so fucking irrelevant.
	And even if, say it was a hate crime, say it was someone saying, swastika's rock.
	Who fucking cares?
	Talk about a literal snowflake.
	That triggers you?
	How vulnerable must you be?
	I heard also there's these anti-Semitic attacks.
	This girl, is that part of the hoax?
	I don't know about the anti-Semitic thing, but I do know immediately after Swastika, of course, dozens of black students who are all civil rights activists started receiving a death threat from people calling from the N-word.
	And of course, that's not a hoax.
	Wink, wink.
	So it's just a cluster fuck.
	And when you see the videos of it happening, they put everything on Instagram.
	There's an Instagram called notagain.su.
	They basically put all the videos of them, talk to the administrators, And they just look so defeated.
	Those administrators, they're all white men, and they're all being yelled at by black kids.
	It's pure comedy.
	It's what was that?
	Weinstein's guy, Eric Weinstein.
	It's like his school all over again.
	Oh, yeah.
	The guy got booted out for refusing to leave because of his race.
	That's amazing.
	And do you go to this school?
	No, I just stumbled into it on Twitter, in conservative Twitter.
	Right.
	Okay, well, thanks for calling.
	I considered covering that today, but opted not to.
	But yeah.
	Someone draws a swastika in the snow with their boot, and the school shuts down and has to issue a whole new administration.
	It's sort of like in Brooklyn where they had that shitty swastika that was like backwards, and it said Trump 2020 or some, probably 2016 at this point.
	And the beastie boys showed up, and a rabbi, and a Muslim cleric, and maybe 500 people.
	The graffiti was done with like a sharpie this big on a slide.
	Like those big sort of, what do you call them, plexiglass, lucite, whatever, those big plastic slides that the kids go down, a green one.
	So I'm going to draw on a swastika written Trump, this big, probably took two seconds.
	Probably a 13-year-old black kid just fucking around.
	And the whole city's up in arms.
	And they have a big kumbaya, we shall overcome.
	I mean, I'm embarrassed.
	Bitch, are you for real?
	All right, next call.
	All right.
	We got to fix this echo, Ryan.
	Yeah, I'm actively.
	I didn't hear that.
	Hey, Gab.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, buddy.
	So it's me, Frederick Turkey.
	You can call me Freddie T. I'm just so happy that you let me call in for your pre-recorded call-in show for Turkey Day.
	And I just wanted to give you a couple tips when it comes to roasting your turkey.
	You know, it's going to be a big off-holiday.
	And so I just want a little, you know, for starters, you got to look at what size turkey you going to buy.
	And you're going to want to go about two pounds per person at your table.
	How many people are going to be at your table, brother?
	11.
	11.
	Oh, wow, that's a lot.
	Well, then, quick math will tell you that's about 22-pound turkey.
	You're going to need about 22-pound turkey.
	And after that, the trick is not just butter, but you're going to want to go down where they have the butter section, obviously.
	Next to the butter, they're going to have like some garlic butter, right?
	I'm going to want to go with that.
	And that'll help.
	Now, this is coming out on Thanksgiving, right?
	Just I wasn't quite sure how it's going to work.
	Well, this is live now.
	This is live now, but we appreciate your input.
	Thanks for calling.
	Those kind of pranks, you're waiting for like some Jew thing, like Holocaust denial.
	Yeah, I was hoping for something wrong.
	I was hoping for some sort of question.
	Where's the naughty bit?
	I'm just kidding.
	This call me.
	I think this was.
	Let's try to work out the echo with this particular caller.
	Yeah, I'm doing it every call.
	I'm trying to think.
	Hello.
	Hello, Nick.
	Is there an echo?
	Not on my side.
	Oh, good.
	So I recently started to listen to Andrew Clavin again.
	I'd stopped a few months ago after Ben Shapiro, Daily Wire, and Crowder, those kind of types, censored themselves and basically threw people like you under the bus.
	On Monday, Andrew Clavin, and I heard this on your show yesterday, called the Prowboys fascists.
	He basically listed you and others as clowns.
	He reprimanded Michelle Mulkin for not attacking Nick Fuentes.
	He also attacked Nick Fuentes, called him racist, anti-Semitic.
	I don't know much about Nick Fuentes or what he believes.
	However, aren't you getting sick of people getting called anti-Semites?
	Of course I am.
	Sorry, I wrote this down.
	Was that?
	Of course I am.
	And we talked about this yesterday on the show about Andrew Clavin.
	And what really pissed me off about him was talking about street brawlers.
	Street brawlers.
	And it's like, dude, you've never been in a fight.
	You don't know what a street brawler is.
	And it's your pussy fear of violence and any kind of conflict that got us into this mess in the first place.
	Clavin is the kind of guy who goes, call the police, and then puts his hands in his pockets.
	He doesn't understand that we're out there fighting for our lives.
	I mean, we're getting stabbed by Antifa.
	Right.
	And he just lives in this little daily wire bubble where he just hears what Shapiro says or what Crowder says, and he just takes that at face value.
	Just fuck trying to even figure it out.
	Just let's go with that narrative.
	It's just ridiculous.
	And it's like anytime you talk about the issue with Nick Fuentes, it's like, I don't even know what he said, but why did we just assume that everybody's lumped in this category?
	Yeah.
	Well, thanks for calling, dude.
	Appreciate it.
	The Nick Fuentes beefs are as follows.
	One, he got a call about the Holocaust, and it was done in a joke format that said, how would you, you'd need this many ovens to bake 6 million cookies.
	There's only this many ovens.
	So how would you bake that many cookies?
	And then Nick's response was, I know you'd mean way more ovens, especially when some of the ovens were used for delousing.
	It's the whole Holocaust denial argument that it couldn't have been 6 million.
	That would take too much firepower to burn that many people and turn their bodies to ash, whatever.
	So it must have been more like 300,040,000.
	So he, through a cookie analogy, either made that assertion or at least joked that that assertion was plausible.
	That was strike one with him and the rest of the right.
	Strike two is he said he's against race mixing.
	He thinks it's wrong.
	You know where I stand on race mixing.
	I did it twice yesterday, actually.
	And then third, he said segregation, different fountains, big fucking deal.
	Yeah, you had different schools.
	It was better for you.
	It was better for us.
	So those were his three strikes.
	He's since reneged the cookie thing and apologized for it.
	And the thing about race mixing, it's a personal opinion.
	I don't think it's the end of the world.
	I mean, I'm obviously a race mixer, but I don't hate people who aren't into it.
	You hear a lot of that from the black community, especially black women, saying they shouldn't date outside their race.
	And then the last thing: segregation.
	We've talked about this at Infinitum, and, you know, Americans passionately practice segregation today.
	In fact, we just learned two minutes ago that Syracuse University wants separate dorms for blacks.
	It's self-segregation.
	Anyway, the big picture is, you know where I stand on all this, and I like a lot of what Andrew Clavin has to say.
	I don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
	I think both the Trad Right and the New Right have a lot to offer in the war on tyranny and the war on big government.
	So I'm not into fighting.
	I'm not into fighting.
	I'd much rather fight Antifa than fight amongst ourselves.
	But I will concede what the college has said, that it fucking drives me nuts the way the right is always kissing the left's ass and saying, he's racist.
	I hate him.
	Like I went to this luncheon, a dinner at Harvard Supper Club with National Review.
	I've told this story a million times.
	It was to celebrate Andrew McCarthy's book, Free Speech and Islam, his chat book he put out on Encounter Books.
	Andrew McCarthy was integral.
	He was the linchpin in getting John Derbyshire fired from National Review for being politically incorrect.
	And were they all there having a big dinner to celebrate free speech when Andrew's the guy who got John fired?
	Fuck you, Andrew McCarthy.
	Fuck you, National Review.
	So we're all sitting there.
	I obviously won't be invited back.
	And they were talking about radical Islam and ISIS.
	And they said there was a New York Times journalist there, a woman, and she was like judging everyone.
	And they were all licking her ass and looking at, and all eyes were at her.
	Oh, the New York Times is giving conservatives the time of day.
	Let's hope we're on our best behavior and we get a good review.
	And so, I had a few sherries.
	We were talking about their strategy in the Middle East and why they're going to do this and if they're going to be in this neighborhood and how this is beneficial to jihad if they're over here.
	So what they might be planning to do is this.
	And I just said, can I say something?
	Why are we imbuing all of this strategy and philosophy on a bunch of savage inbreds?
	They don't have a grand plan.
	Their plan is convert or die.
	That's it.
	And they went, oh, I apologize for that.
	Sweat, sweat.
	And all eyes went to her as she was like, oh my.
	In a little notepad.
	And they were like, fuck, you asshole.
	She's writing it in her notepad.
	Now we're all going to get a detention.
	And I just thought, fuck you.
	Yeah, man.
	At that same dinner, Greg Lukianov, who's a great free speech activist, cut all his food up first into individual pieces, his steak, and then ate it.
	Isn't that annoying?
	Yeah.
	Is he his own parent?
	Exactly, yeah.
	He cut up his food for himself.
	Yeah, you don't do that.
	All right, next call.
	By the way, is this okay wearing a white tie?
	No.
	What the hell?
	I don't think I've ever, ever, never, ever.
	You know who dresses like that?
	An Italian who lies about his mob connections.
	And he actually doesn't know anyone in the mob.
	But he goes, trust me, my cousins, I can make things go away if there's a problem.
	A white tie.
	All right, we got Daryl.
	Daryl.
	Cav.
	What's up, Gav?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, man, I hate to do this.
	It makes me cringe every time.
	But every time you put your head down on that desk, you can see that bald spot you were talking about this week.
	And it makes me cringe because my hero's losing his hair, dude.
	Sorry, man.
	We are all mortal.
	It makes me cringe that Gavin's your hero.
	Here, let me make it worse.
	He is my hero.
	I'm just kidding.
	Fuck you, motherfucker.
	You finally fixed the echo, though.
	I like that.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, we're ribbing, sir.
	I'm just kidding.
	How's that?
	It's worse.
	No, it's great.
	Good, man.
	I think I'm doing pretty good for 50.
	Yeah.
	I'll take it.
	You look good.
	I'm just saying.
	Thanks for calling you.
	I thought you had a full head of hair.
	No, I do not.
	Later, man.
	I'll just stop doing that.
	Michael.
	Michael.
	Hey, what's up, Gavin?
	What's up, Ryan?
	Can you guys hear me?
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	So I got Gavin's message from last week, and I emailed Ryan for the black and Hispanic stuff.
	I've been sending you guys content on that lately.
	I had an ex-boss of mine that I was talking with about illegals taking blacks' jobs.
	He's a white dude, an older white guy.
	And he's like, you know what?
	I just, I don't sympathize with them anymore.
	He's like, I know where you're coming from, you know, saying that, but he's like, they lose out to illegals, man.
	He's like, they're hard to deal with.
	He's like, I'd rather learn a little bit of Spanish than deal with their attitude.
	So I think they're shooting themselves in the foot a lot of times when it comes to losing out on the jobs.
	When it comes to, I mean, they're competing with people that don't even speak the language.
	You know, I've heard you say, Gavin, that you can't slip burgers in LA if you don't speak Spanish.
	That's true, but I think a lot of employers look at, you know, just they're hard to deal with.
	Not all of them, but most of them.
	That's an interesting take.
	I never thought of that before.
	That could be welfare, too, where you always have that thing to fall back on, and you think, you know what?
	If I'm in a bad mood, I'm going to be a dick at Burger King today because I can always just go back on welfare.
	I don't need this shit.
	Thanks.
	By the way, that guy contacted me on Instagram, the black dude, about you flying us out, and he said he don't want to put a target on his back.
	So I don't know what that is.
	Sounds like you're going to have to find another black dude.
	All right.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's too bad.
	That didn't work out.
	That would have been a good one.
	I met a biker from the Hells Angels who was the president of his local chapter, got caught with a gun and just did four years.
	The story is fucking amazing about how the FBI botched the whole investigation, and he actually didn't have the gun.
	He got caught handing it to someone so he wouldn't get caught with a gun.
	But I'd love to get him on the show.
	That would Be so much more interesting than, like, you know, Gina Belafonte.
	We got Josh on the line.
	What's up, Josh?
	Hello?
	Hey.
	Hey, just wanted to give you guys a rave review on the fag video, the dancing video that you did recently.
	It had me rolling on the floor and laughing hysterically.
	I've sent it on to most of my family members, including gay people who say it is also the gayest thing they've ever seen.
	Like, there was the guy who did the really good dance when it was solo time, and then the other bastard just does the Pete Townsend swirly thing.
	That was embarrassing.
	No, no, it was so fun.
	This has literally transcended the reason why I subscribed to your show.
	It made me laugh so hard.
	It made every family member I have laugh hard.
	It made gay people laugh at gay people.
	It was so gay.
	I had gay people calling these people fags.
	It's clearly the gayest thing in the world.
	I got a couple other topics I want to touch on.
	I know you like to keep them quick.
	I have them written down.
	Ryan's gay haircut.
	Gav, do you remember in the 80s when bullies and older brothers were mean?
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	I'll give you a quick example.
	I had a buddy Don Diego.
	He came over to play pool.
	He had a rat tail.
	Rat tail.
	Do you remember what rat tails were?
	Yeah, my son had a rat tail up until a couple years ago.
	Yeah, my brother held him down and chopped his fucking rat tail off because it was gay.
	It was offensive.
	This is what I think you should do to Ryan.
	You have to give Ryan a forced haircut.
	He looks retarded.
	He looks like he has Down syndrome, and it's unacceptable.
	And the viewers are not going to put up with this.
	How about today with his bangs in his eyes like a big fucking bird's nest?
	You can fuck Ryan up right now.
	You have scissors.
	I know you have scissors in the studio.
	Fuck him up right now.
	You'll have to do it when I'm sleeping.
	There's no way I will allow that to happen.
	Brian, I didn't ask you for your opinion.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Why would you be delivering your opinion on you getting raped?
	I'm a traveler from last week.
	I went from vodka to beer.
	I have gone from vodka to beer.
	Beer's Bud Light.
	It's gay.
	It doesn't have the effect that vodka has.
	So I've gone to natural ice, which is a bit of a manlier option.
	I love natty ice.
	Good.
	We love natty ice.
	That's it.
	I'm more of a Bud Man than a Bud Light man.
	I'll drink any Bud that's around.
	But yeah, Natty Ice is a wonderful beer.
	And I just sort of feel like, I almost feel like I was fucking 19-year-old models for a long time.
	And I just realized they would call me and say, hey, do you want to come to the club?
	It's four in the morning.
	I was like, oh, I guess so.
	I'm kind of tired.
	And then I just sort of went, you know what?
	I can't fuck you.
	You're too exciting.
	I need to.
	So I give up on Maker's Mark, and now I'm at Bud.
	And it's not as fun as Maker's Mark, but I can drive.
	Come to Natty.
	Come to Natty Ice with me.
	I'll come to Natty Ice.
	I'll come to Natty Ice.
	The big picture is that you get to a point where you just can't handle hard liquor anymore.
	Anyway, thanks for calling, buddy.
	Okay, no, no.
	Okay, last one, last one.
	All right.
	What should I wear to church?
	What's the proper attire for church?
	Because I see everybody wearing t-shirts to church, and I don't think that's appropriate.
	No, but you feel like you're overdoing it when you have a suit on.
	People have really dumbed it down in church.
	Let me tell you what I wore on Saturday.
	I had on a flannel, a plaid flannel, new jeans that were, you know, not holes in them, desert boots, and then a brown corduroy blazer.
	So I looked like a supply teacher from 1990.
	Got it.
	So another word, a fact.
	Have a good day, brother.
	All right, see ya.
	Okay, we got Steven Christensen.
	Hello?
	Hey, yeah, first thing I want to say is long live Gavin McInnes.
	Okay, I agree.
	Okay.
	The reason I'm calling is because I've noticed that you've been talking a little bit more about foreskins and circumcision.
	And I'm circumcised.
	I fucking hate it.
	And I just want to put by a theory that I had about Christianity.
	Okay.
	And I would wonder if you want to hear it.
	Okay.
	So the Jews have circumcision, and that's like a sacrifice to them.
	And they're like trying to sacrifice their worldly pleasures for the sake of, I don't know, like some God, I don't know.
	Like the way the Mayans would throw people into volcanoes or whatever.
	And I think that the Christians said, let's put in our story that we have this guy who's the Son of God, and he's our sacrifice so that we don't have to circumcise.
	And all throughout the Bible, it says that in Galatians 5, it says, don't circumcise or otherwise Christ will be of no value to you at all.
	And there's like a papal bull that a pope administered or whatever it is that basically bans circumcision in all of Christianity or at least the Catholic Church.
	So I think that the point of Christianity is like the story of Jesus is don't circumcise.
	We have this sacrifice, so you don't have to do this ancient blood ritual, genital mutilation, crazy fucking insanity.
	Like that's my theory on Christianity.
	I think it's pretty valid.
	However, Christians in Britain don't circumcise.
	I don't think in America it's a Christian thing.
	The reason that Americans are circumcised is because Kellogg, Dr. Joseph Kellogg of Kellogg's Cornflakes was a very influential doctor at the time and was sort of the go-to expert on health, men's health.
	And he said that it would thwart masturbation.
	And masturbation is bad, which we kind of agree with.
	But he thought, I'll take away the good feelings in their penises and they'll be less likely to play with themselves.
	And that's why Americans do it.
	And that's why, like when you travel, you go to Britain and stuff, you go to changing room, you don't really see circumcised dudes.
	And if you're circumcised, I think the only thing you could do would be don't circumcise your son.
	And we understand our parents made mistakes, but the fact that in this day and age, people are still mutilating a baby boy, it's downright disturbing.
	It needs to be banned.
	It needs to be banned.
	And I think it should be on the Proud Boy's Top 10 Ways to Make America Great Again with like Venerate the Housewives.
	Banned circumcision should be up there because it's fucking terrible, dude.
	It's evil.
	It is.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, it's genital mutilation.
	When you're a baby, you get that much trauma in your private party.
	They have a circumcision tray that has straps on it that has like wrists, elbows, because the baby's freaking out.
	It's not like the baby goes, I don't feel that.
	The baby fucking screams.
	Babies feel pain.
	There's a head strap.
	There's a strap that goes over the head so it can't jerk too much.
	And they have these razor sharp, I can't look at it.
	They have these razor-sharp scissors that they just cut off.
	That's welcome to Earth.
	Yikes.
	And then they slap you on the ass, too.
	What next?
	They could tweak my nipples?
	Give me a noogie?
	Give me a wedgie?
	Clayton!
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	Hey, man, what's up?
	Hey, I just want to say, I don't mind the highlights.
	I think it's cool.
	You shouldn't have to miss an episode.
	You can't share the stuff that you might have missed.
	I don't mind.
	You don't mind the highlights?
	Cool, man.
	But dude, your phone sounds like complete garbage.
	Can't hear you.
	Thanks for calling.
	Okay.
	I'll hang up after he fixes it.
	Okay.
	Ooh.
	Cool.
	We're going to wrap it up soon.
	Yeah.
	Saudi.
	What's happening, fellas?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, I was going to talk to you about this whole body positivity movement.
	I watched a couple videos of you talking about fat chicks and how disgusting they are.
	And I agree with you 100%, but I think you might have kind of like a selfish motive behind it.
	And I think it's that they have three chins and you have none.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Great point.
	Maybe I could have just one of their chins.
	All right, we got to wrap it up, folks.
	That was a fun episode.
	The general gist of it, though, is have some autonomy.
	Have some facility.
	You know what I mean?
	You have your own faculties.
	You have your own sense of self.
	And if a woman is hitting you with a piece of paper, laugh.
	Enjoy it.
	Grab it back.
	Have fun with it.
	Don't put your hands in your pockets and say, call the police.
	That's not how we were raised.
	We're raised to handle our business.
	And this whole nanny state of other people living our lives for us is really unhealthy.
	And of course, the state loves it.
	The more control they have, the happier they are.
	This is their MO.
	This is why they want the MTA to be free so they can handle that.
	This is why they want health care so they decide who gets what.
	And we can have it like the NHS in the UK, where they don't give health care to racists and sexists or whatever the fuck they decide is in their way.
	They're Bolsheviks.
	They're all about power.
	And we are all about independence.
	They won't leave us the fuck alone.
	And we want to be left the fuck alone.
	That's all politics is.
	So we have to be brave.
	And if that means losing our jobs, fine.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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