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Nov. 14, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #21 | HIGHLIGHTS

After hearing from some crazy old lady who thinks the “end is nigh” because YouTube is updating their terms on December 10th, we go back over the week and look at some of the more ridiculousness moments from the past week. Lots of people cried (Tim Hunt was right), lots of people got free inventions, and lots of people realized Don Cherry did nothing wrong. After the first hour, we go behind the paywall and take about a million calls.

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Live from New York, The end is nigh!
The end is nigh.
Soon this will all disappear.
This channel will be gone.
A little late on the pause.
The end is nigh.
The end is nigh.
Soon this will all disappear.
This channel will be gone.
Nothing left.
No records of what has been done.
No influence remains.
December 10th.
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No, but seriously, folks.
The end is nigh!
I am here to warn thee of an imminent apocalypse.
Come, follow me to the future, to the month of December.
For winter is coming.
The end is nigh.
I On December 10th, the YouTubes begin the great purge of all the right.
And the wrong dominates the cybersphere.
We will be banished to the tundra, forced underground like the little hamster mammals after dinosaurs who burrowed and furrowed and ate, I guess, little dirt beans for millennia until they were able to emerge again, perhaps after the great leader's second term.
And could breathe again, but I'm warning you!
Right before the purge, we will be sent underground!
Beneath the snow!
And why?
Why will the right be sent to darkness?
Because very recently, after being banished to only the computer medias, we still maintained influence using the truth.
Using free speech, open forums, using discussions, using our memes.
For man is not just genes.
Man is memes.
Man tells stories.
Man says, beware of that thing!
And another man now has his experience.
No other animal can do such a thing.
They make their silly sounds in trees and they ooh and they ah.
But man can articulate.
And that gives each individual man power.
Elites can't have the individual man with power.
So they banish his voice.
And they banish him underground.
Well, he stays.
But he does not rot underground.
He sees.
He grows like a seed.
And eventually, he emerges from the ground.
Strong like an oak.
Strong where he can no longer be banished.
But that's in the future.
Right now, the end is nigh.
December 10th, the YouTubes will clean the right from the table.
Banish them all.
And then, the Googles will say, are thee profitable to the elites?
No!
Then banish thy Google account.
Then thy photos are gone.
The cloud rains down terror upon the people.
And those who do not admonish the elites Those who do not buy the narrative, they're gone.
Gone from the eyes of Big Brother, but not truly gone.
So I'm warning you in advance.
Batten the hatches.
Store your beans.
For you must burrow, my friend.
You must burrow deep.
For we will survive this.
And we will emerge stronger.
But a great storm is coming.
A storm to beat all storms!
I'm one of these people.
I'm one of these people who doesn't like cheese.
I was trying to be a scary witch, but I realized I'm just Billy Connolly.
See yous people.
Hanging's too good for yous.
L.A.
drumming!
Gonna give us ten guitars!
Does the mic go crackle when I do that?
A little bit.
Not gonna lie.
Wait, who was that?
George W. Bush?
Not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it is George Bush Sr., right?
Right.
Not George Bush.
Very different sounding voices for a father and a son.
But both odd.
Now I'm gonna go from an evil witch.
By the way, I went to the Halloween store to get, uh, a witch nose.
And there was a big bucket, 75% off.
Not the Halloween store, drugstore.
But they didn't have a fucking witch nose.
But they had this.
And they had, um, a bunch of cool masks.
Go to CVS right now, folks.
And, uh, you can get a lot of cool shit for cheap.
Or Dwayne Raid.
Or Dwayne Reed, the richest black man in America.
That's a Sarah Silverman joke.
I'm dressed like Don Cherry to commemorate Don Cherry for losing his job after 38 years.
Because what did he say?
He said, wear a fucking poppy, okay?
Thousands upon thousands of Canadians died in World War I in the poppy fields.
In Europe.
Went overseas.
Died.
It's not like it's a modern war.
So just wear a poppy.
You people.
And when he said, you people, he meant...
Metropolitan types in Toronto and Mississauga.
He did mean immigrants.
He can pretend he just meant anyone, but he was focused on what they call new Canadians.
And, uh, he meant immigrants.
And that's not even insulting to immigrants.
No.
Like, say you were in Japan and you said, hey, if you just came here, take your shoes off when you come inside, okay, you people?
But lost his job.
Now, I, um, I don't keep up with Canadian television, but I saw this clip.
Are we going to get in trouble?
By the way, just sorry, I should go back about 10 steps.
The whole, the end is nigh, that, that witch bitch, that woman who I was just being, uh, was saying that on December 10th, YouTube has announced new terms and conditions, and they've been sort of the last to purge the right.
And I think they're saying, yeah, we, uh, we're, we're giving up.
We don't want you to have a voice either, so I guarantee you I'll be gone.
But I also think every other conservative will be gone, and young Ryan here, who I should point out is almost always wrong, says that that may also close your Google account, and then you lose all your pictures and videos from the cloud.
So I would be backing up all your baby photos if they're on the cloud, if you're conservative.
If you're liberal, you're good.
We're winning, though, according to the Daily Show.
White males are winning.
Trump's winning.
Conservatives are winning.
Republicans, we're all winning.
Jim Goad said that after Trump won, or not long ago, actually.
He said, can you believe we won?
It sure doesn't feel like it.
I'm at the point now where I'm sort of like, if we give you AOC, the White House, will you fuck off?
Will you leave us alone?
Jesus Christ!
What a mess this country has become.
What a fucking mess.
And it's not Trump, it's you crybabies reacting to Trump.
That's really the problem.
It's like a bunch of kids screaming because it's bedtime and they blame the parents because it's the parents who said it was bedtime.
It's not the parents.
Bedtime happens.
Bedtime's good for you.
Jobs are good for you.
The economy's good for you.
Oh, that's just Obama's coattails.
Alright.
What is the problem?
Transphobia.
Mass killings.
No, the war here is the war on masculinity.
And that's why they hate Don Cherry.
He's basically an Archie Bunker type sexist.
And they don't like that.
They don't like hockey, this new Canadian.
And, uh, I saw this show called The Social.
I guess it's Canada's The View, and they were talking about it.
We'll probably get a strike for showing this.
They chopped the ists part of the title off?
Dude, I would be surprised if that's the undertone.
Yeah, probably, right?
So show this.
I think she introduces the story first, which is a little redundant.
So I want to get to this chick next to her.
I think she's sort of the, you know, the Roseanne, the chick that's on The View, the really ugly lesbian.
I don't watch, I don't know which one you're talking about.
On the view, there's the girl from the Roseanne show who threw her under the bus when all that shit hit the fan.
Oh, the skinny one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She was on the show.
Yep.
Okay.
So I think this is a Canadian version.
Oh.
We're like the Soviets.
Everything America makes, we have a duplicate of.
But, uh, her, her little diatribe about Don Cherry was incredibly telling.
She accidentally peeled back the curtain.
Not her.
Let her talk, but jump ahead of her.
That one.
I love his cars, man.
That is wild.
Just pause.
- And that is wild. - So in an interview with Toronto radio station News Talk 1010, Cherry said he could have stayed on, but he won't take back his comments about new Canadians.
- Just pause.
Look at that school mom look she has.
Isn't it?
I'm not talking about her with the air quotes.
Look at the other one.
This is really what American, what the Western politics, the culture has become.
It's become a scolding from a school teacher for being a bad boy.
And the justice system too.
That's all bad boys.
We've got two bad boys in prison for four years.
She can't wait to go.
The one in the green?
She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait till I do my thing.
I wrote it all out.
a firestorm across the country.
This has hit a nerve, either on one side or on the other. - She can't wait to go.
The one in the green?
She's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait 'til I do my thing.
I wrote it all out.
I read it this morning twice.
Come on.
Shut up, you fucking makeup-faced bitch who didn't invite me to the cool parties in high school.
I hate you.
She's listening for her cue for her line.
Hurry up, bimbo!
I think it struck a nerve because I'm told he's a Canadian icon and he's a symbol of the great sport of hockey which is the sport that unites us across this country and that narrative is the one that strikes a nerve with me because I don't What narrative?
What narrative?
That Canadians love hockey?
It's cold there!
Russians love hockey too!
And that he's a Canadian icon?
Go look up icon in the dictionary!
There's Don Cherry housing estates!
We've been watching him since we were little kids!
38 years!
I'm ancient and I can't remember a Canada without Don Cherry.
I must have been like six years old.
And one flub through 38 years of... You people!
Yeah, he didn't... Look, if immigrants are a thing, and you can talk about how much they improve our lives, you can say good things, can you also notice a negative pattern?
And there is a negative pattern there, and they tend not to wear poppies.
Worship at the altar of hockey.
I never have.
And maybe it's because of where I grew up, but there's a and going to a couple different Universities.
There's a certain type of person in my mind in my experience who does and they all tended to be white boys who weren't Just pause.
She grew up in Canada and she noticed there was a certain type of boy a white boy White boy?
Like imagine saying white boy in Canada and she's talking about her youth, right?
Although she jumped up to university.
So let's say we're talking about like 1992.
Sorry that in a predominantly white country like Canada, you found that a lot of the fans were white boys.
Yeah.
Hey, white boy!
This long-haired girl I knew?
It's just an unnecessary adjective.
Yeah, there wasn't a lot of giant afroed black woman playing hockey or enjoying it when I grew up in fucking Canada.
White boy.
Very nice.
They were not generally thoughtful.
They were often bullies.
Their parents were able to afford to put them, you know, spend $5,000 a year on minor hockey instead of... $5,000 is a lot of money.
You can do other things besides spending your time in the arena.
Pause.
You're catching any of this?
She had meth?
I hadn't watched this that closely before.
Yes, hockey equipment's expensive, but hockey is so ingrained in Canadian culture that there's swap meets and there's a million ways to get it for cheap.
There's hand-me-downs.
The equipment abounds.
You can get the state-of-the-art stuff, but there are bullies.
This is why I'm playing this clip, though.
Because her beef isn't with Don Cherry and you people.
This is all about revenge.
The imminent purge of YouTube.
It's all about revenge.
I don't like the jocks.
It's all revenge of the nerds.
That's what this is about.
And here is a nerd blowing their cover.
You think she's a nerd?
Yeah.
What makes you say that?
And by the way, if they're all bullies, who are you going to bully?
They're just bullying each other?
Yeah.
Well, then I guess there's no bullies then.
Silly lady.
Go on a trip and learn about the world.
See other things, eh?
You know, like it's, the place is a, the world is a big place.
Maybe get tight out of that bubble.
So let me just get this straight.
Hockey fans are a bunch of white boys who haven't traveled and they should have used that money that their parents spent on their equipment to go and see the world.
That's why she went on her little Europe trip.
So she could brag about Vienna.
She's bragging.
Never got the Vienna sausage.
And now she's mad.
Don Cherry is the walking and talking representative of that type.
And he's the type of person that now people want to like, and I know he's done some good things, but at the same time, when someone good is also able to make fun of people who believe in climate science, who's also able to be like- Just pause.
He's able to make fun of people that believe in climate science.
You shouldn't be able to make fun of them.
This is their world.
No being able.
This is the post-December 10th world.
Please sign up for freespeech.tv because we are going underground like those little mammals after the ice age who are the reason we're here.
You know what I didn't realize?
Some mammals didn't go underground.
Bears, a horse, the arctic squirrel.
Imagine a horse underground.
They tried to go underground.
It was really uncomfortable.
We went underground like so many mammals.
It took me like three months just to build a seven foot area that I could get into and then even then the cold was still coming in.
He's bummed out.
Just a bummed horse.
Whether he's charming or not, but he's still a bigot and a misogynist.
A bigot and a misogynist.
To have those two things, like I dismiss those people.
I dismiss those people.
Look at that cuck!
What is happening there?
Look at that guy!
This is a crazy looking thing.
And look at her.
Wait, this is a great part of the video.
She doesn't appreciate him.
See, this is what... Women make these men, these plasticine donkeys, these losers, and they go, what have I created?
I want to get fucked.
And I've made my husband into a weird little earthworm in a woman's blouse.
And you can see when he claps and goes, I'm doing it, honey.
And what are you even going to her?
Why are you joining her at a talk show?
Hey, honey, you want to come see the view with me?
I'd rather die.
I mean, I might go there as a joke, but to honestly go to the view with your wife, and look how disappointed she is in what she created.
Yeah, she's too busy watching actual testosterone in front of her.
Yeah, look at her.
From the green shirt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow!
Shut the fuck up, you loser.
I'm listening to a real man talk.
This guy.
I could see that again.
Yeah, it's pretty telling.
She's right.
And why does he look at her for approval?
I'm clapping.
That's so true.
I hate those type of people too.
Sexists and bigots and those old men.
I hate how old men aren't modern.
Right, honey?
Look at him!
That's all of two seconds and it's the most telling thing I've ever seen.
If you're gonna be such a pussy and such a cuck, your wife should at least have some tits.
Look at her disappointing face and look at him like... Look at all of their faces!
Dude, what is next to them, dude?
What have we wrought?
They're dressed like... Oh my god, I gotta send that picture to China and have them make an oil painting of it.
It's much more affordable when you send it to China.
Look at these faces.
Look at his face.
Bad boy, Don Cherry.
Naughty boy.
Wow.
He's like very bad.
The guy's face is like, that did not work.
We're living in nanny culture where we all need a timeout.
That's a guy.
I'm sorry.
What'd you say?
That's a guy, right?
The one in the pink?
No, that's just an ugly person.
I believe that's a man.
Really?
There's an Adam's apple there.
Look at the face.
Look at the structure.
That's a guy.
Shouldn't be so controversial, should it?
Like, we shouldn't have to be constantly sitting here.
Everyone's become so androgynous that we have to constantly sit there and wonder who someone is.
And you know who that must suck for?
Slightly masculine looking women.
Ten years ago, if you were a tall woman with a strong chin, and maybe you were cursed with broad shoulders, which is rough.
That's not a deal breaker, but it's rough.
People would just go, that's a masculine woman.
Now, I assume everyone assumes you're a dude.
Yeah.
That must be embarrassing.
All right.
This is a unique show.
I guess the people who just listen to the podcast are probably bummed because I used to just come up with a philosophical concept.
Like say, when was Archie Bunker born?
And then that would just be the whole show.
Because first you have to define who Archie Bunker is.
Is it the character?
Is it the guy who played Archie Bunker?
Is it Norman Lear?
Is it Norman Lear's concept?
You know, brain games!
Wait, now I want to play that.
Welcome back to Brain Games.
Today we're going to be talking about when Archie Bunker was born.
And I think it's important that we start out with the character, Archie Bunker.
Clearly, Norman Lear, who came up with the concept, didn't come up with Archie Bunker when he was five years old.
So let's focus on the character.
Now, Archie Bunker was a show from the 70s, I believe, that was created in reaction to what Norman Lear saw was an impending right-wing movement that sought to recreate Nazi Germany.
There was a radio announcer that he heard at the time, I believe it was popular in New York, who was anti-Semitic, anti-immigration, very right-wing.
I actually think, was that the guy who was shot?
I don't know, I remember I couldn't find this.
Yeah, it's really hard to find.
But I remember Norman Lear saying this, so he thought, I have to stop the appeal of charming right-wingers.
I bet if we looked up this guy, he wouldn't be an anti-Semite or a racist.
He would just be like a normal conservative.
But we're hearing him through Norman Lear's ears, which is like Rob Reiner, Meathead's ears.
Question everything.
So anyway, you could say Archie Bunker was born when Norman Lear first heard that radio show, that offensive radio show, or Maybe he was born, like, in the second season.
Because in the first season, Norman Lear said, I'm gonna make this guy evil, everyone's gonna hate him, and then there'll be this super cool dude named Meathead that everyone will love.
But most people know that Americans aren't really racist or sexist.
They may say some unfortunate jokes or something.
But deep down, that's a tiny sliver of the American public.
And the Don Cherries of the world, the Archie Bunkers of the world, they're just old-fashioned.
And they have a good heart at the end of the day.
They kiss Sammy Davis Jr.
And when the Klan shows up in Queens, they kick him out.
So he started out the show trying to make you hate Auch.
America loved him.
By the second season, Norman Lear just said, I'm getting a good paycheck.
Fine, fuck it.
I failed.
And he's doing a new Archie Bunker.
Remember they tried to recreate it?
Justin Theroux and Jimmy Kimmel got together and just made Archie Bunker again with Woody Harrelson.
That was the weirdest little experiment and it had zero impact.
Yeah.
The talk of that whole thing was that Jamie Foxx broke character.
Yeah, that was the only takeaway.
Here's what's going on in America right now, folks.
What's he doing?
Oh.
$60 a year, that's all.
Oh, he's miming taking heart medication.
He's miming suicide.
Yeah, he's taking a bottle of pills because she's so boring.
This really reminds me of my great-grandfather.
He would do things like that.
Meanwhile, you're Puerto Rican, so your great-grandfather was like 52 years old?
He was Greek.
Oh, Greek grandfather.
Great Greek grandfather.
Great Greek grandfather.
Was he also a rural juror?
He was Norman Lear's ears, too.
Welcome back to Norman Lear's Ears, where we hear everything through... Actually, America has become Norman Lear's Ears, but here's what's going on in America.
The left has become 100% about power.
They're Bolsheviks.
And they will do whatever it takes.
It's sort of like the jihadists with Takiyah, right?
The jihadists say, if you're fighting jihad, you can eat pork, you can have sex with boys, whatever you want.
Wait, I shouldn't say that.
We're going to get banned.
There seems to be a tolerance to bizarre sexual proclivities with jihadist warriors.
Can I say that?
The dancing boys and all that?
If it helps jihad.
And the left is the same way.
Like, whatever it takes.
So you have Jewish people, uh oh, this is gonna get contentious, saying, you know what, it would really help the left's cause if we joined AOC and CARE and started shitting on Israel.
And they go, okay, I'm in.
Fuck Israel.
Secular Jews shitting on Israel and promoting Palestine.
And why are they doing that?
Because I'll apologize later.
We got to get our numbers up.
We need power.
You hate war.
You hate the troops.
Oh, we're pulling out the troops.
Wait, that makes Trump look like a hero.
OK, don't pull out the troops.
We need to save the Kurds.
We're making poutine later.
If we only have gravy and fries, we need the Kurds.
That joke is really cheesy.
So it's just disingenuous.
At least in the ice age, it was actual ice.
We're getting driven underground by lies.
Oh, a quick lie that was started about me.
Oh, yes.
Remember this whole thing?
So there was a shooting this morning at a high school.
As of now, one girl is dead.
And there's a rumor starting that it was Ryan Katsu Rivera.
Yeah, on 4chan and poll.
Why did you pose with a picture of a gun?
I don't know.
Thought it looked cool.
I was in my short shorts.
And why do you have racist, sorry, anti-semitic...
Look, you got racist... Dude, shut that down.
Wait, I have racist what?
There's the n-word in the post below because you have such a low IQ and you're so myopic when it comes to yourself that you go, oh, picture of me, put it up, and you don't look what's around it.
You're putting up some racist message board from 4chan, you fucking tardo.
Well, it exists.
Oh, good.
Yeah, so does kiddie porn.
Let's get that up there.
No.
Wow.
They're uninformed.
They think the guy shot himself.
He did not.
He's apprehended.
But are you the new Sam Hyde?
People are now gonna use you for all the shootings?
Maybe.
Looking pretty good.
Yeah.
Ryan, you gotta, I'm going to say this seriously, it's one of the few times I'm not joking when I speak to you, you need to rein in your ego.
You need to rein in, it's, it's not just megalomania, but you're, you're in love with yourself.
You're enamored with yourself and it's fucking cheesy.
Remember that time you heard that you were mentioned on a podcast and you were combing through the whole thing for hours to hear your name.
No, that's not true.
After I heard my reference, I was just listening because I just finished listening to things.
Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about.
The fact that you continued after is totally irrelevant.
The fact that you obsessively combed through it because you heard there was a Ryan moment.
Like even that thing, why'd you show that?
That's irrelevant.
It's not a genuine pattern.
It's not like lots of people think you're the shooter.
One dummy on 4chan put it up.
I've been told on Twitter, on Instagram, and personal messages that they're just seeing that.
It is definitely a pattern.
It's a thing.
It's on 4chan and poll and it's like spreading around and some people are convinced because they're a little dumb and I look a little aggressive in that picture.
I'm wearing the same shirt by the way.
So that's not good actually.
Also in the impeachment hearings, do you think Adam Schiff has gay face?
Yes, I do.
He has, uh, these pursed lips.
What's that picture you showed me where his eyes were all bugged out?
Yeah, he looks like Slappy from Goosebumps.
I don't think he's qualified.
That's terrifying.
I think this impeachment is going to be a complete shitshow and the left will be totally embarrassed, but because they're Bolsheviks, they just pivot.
So remember when Russia, they don't mention Russia anymore.
Russia's gone.
Even Roger Stone's trial, it was based on his collusion with Russia.
That was the, he was asked 600 questions.
He got five wrong.
Now he's going to jail or maybe prison for five lies to Congress.
They, in the courtroom, they're calling it lie number one, lie number two.
And those lies, which were just basically typos, are considered contempt of court and they're going to throw the book at him.
But the lies, and they're not lies, the typos came in a two and a half hour interrogation about Russia.
It was determined there was no Russian collusion whatsoever.
And now the trial says we're not going to mention Russia.
We're making it all about Julian Assange and WikiLeaks.
And the fact that Stone wanted Assange to leak Hillary's emails.
Yeah, so did I. As I said this week, if you wanted Hillary Clinton to be hit by a bus, and she was hit by a bus, you don't go to jail.
But in Stone's trial, it's all about how he wanted those emails to get leaked.
He said he knew someone who knew Julian Assange, and then they got leaked.
So fucking what?
Actually, that's kind of a good segue into the highlights.
On this show, the Thursday show, we no longer get philosophical on the podcast.
It's all about promoting freespeech.tv because I'm about to be banished there.
You're never going to hear from me outside of freespeech.tv.
And no, I'm not a cocaine addict.
I just have bad allergies.
Um, but so a good, a good opportunity on this, this free show is to show you what you've missed throughout the week.
And outside of the courtroom with Roger Stone, I talked to Roger Stone's best pal, Michael Caputo.
Michael was Roger's driver when he was a young man and they grew up together.
You know, it was a funny story.
I don't think it's here.
When Roger met Michael, he said, look, you want to work for me?
You need a tailored suit, at least three.
Now, tailored suits, if you're not cheap like me and you don't outsource it, and I know that's hypocritical.
God, I can't get my tie right.
This J-Press tie is so thick.
Are $3,000.
So Michael goes, that's $9,000.
I'm 20 years old.
And Roger Stone goes, sorry.
So he gets the suits made, and then Michael finds out later that Roger Stone ran the suit place.
Oh my god.
He owned the tail.
That's hilarious.
And he's like, you gotta pay to play!
Anyway, for some reason the state has decided that Michael and Roger can no longer be friends.
There's no justification for this.
No reason.
It's just a rule they came up with.
Because, and I know I'm streaming from the Bolshevik analogy here, we are living in a monarchy and there's two sets of rules here.
Michael Caputo and you and I are all in the same.
We're the peasants.
So when someone wants to put us in prison, they put us in prison.
When they decide they want to separate two friends, they just separate two friends.
And here is Michael Caputo.
I don't know if you'll be able to tell this, but he's tearing up when he talks about it.
This is from, I think, Tuesday's show?
We were watching the opening statements today, and all of his allegations seemed fine to me.
Like he's encouraged Assange to release Hillary's emails.
So did I. Right.
So did NBC, ABC, CBS, Washington Post.
They were like, Roger Stone was looking for the emails, but every reporter at the Washington Post was.
Absolutely every one of them was.
And what Roger, you know, I've not been allowed to talk to Roger since he was arrested.
Why is that?
We don't know.
I don't know.
He's not allowed to talk to me.
You couldn't sit with us at lunch.
I said, that chair's safe for Caputo.
And Roger goes, no it's not.
We can't speak to each other.
I was his driver when I was 24.
I've worked with him for, you know, all those years, ever since 1986.
And we've spoken to each other sometimes seven, eight times a day.
And to go from speaking to your best friend every day to not being able to speak to him at all for now ten months, it's like he's dead.
But he's not.
He's being killed.
And to me, it's very emotional for me and my family.
We used to spend holidays together.
To me, there's no greater emergent call for this country than to watch what they're doing.
I mean, what Roger said before we had to stop talking is they're criminalizing politics.
They're creating a crime scene where a campaign should be.
And if they were really punishing people for colluding with a foreign nation, they'd be focused on the Hillary Clinton campaign.
Yeah, that's a good cut.
When he was tearing up there, I thought, I don't want you to cry, because I don't like when men cry, especially on TV, but it's good for the brand.
It's good TV?
Because you'll notice Oprah and 60 Minutes, they always go, so when your father died, I understand you were with him?
Yeah, he died in my arms.
Must be hard not to have him with you.
Yeah, it's not great.
You must think about the things, and then they keep pushing and pushing until the person's like, I fucking miss him!
And you just see Oprah like, yes!
Gotcha!
Gotcha, bitch!
One thing worth noting is GQ had an article out about Roger Stone and how terrible he is At style.
How bad he looks in the courtroom.
They mention me in it too, which hurt.
Did they?
Oh cool.
At one point in it she goes, Gavin chose Fred Perrys for the Proud Boys.
Fred Perrys of course is the stuff of country clubs.
Have you ever been to a country club?
Do you mean Brooks Brothers?
What are you talking about?
Can Fred Perrys at the country club?
Maybe in the 60s.
Anyway, this article, why do Roger Stone and co.
love bad clothes?
And it's all about how terrible he looks every day.
Meanwhile, he looks impeccable.
That's a classic suit.
All his suits are tailored.
Even his suspenders look great.
And this silly cow is just ranting on about how bad he looks and it's he's not the right guy to look at his pocket square It's that's perfect.
It's exquisite.
Yeah.
Anyway, and she said Milo looked terrible.
He's wearing like all Gucci suits and Yves Saint Laurent shoes and stuff.
Yeah, what a cornball But previously there was a video that was up on GQ for 100 years and it was all about Stone's rules for style.
And it was Roger Stone talking about what tie to wear with what pocket square and when you wear a tan suit and when it's too cold for too late in the season for a tan suit.
That was up forever.
Now that's scrubbed from the internet and replaced with these socks.
And why did they do that?
Did they do that because Roger's all of a sudden bad at fashion?
No, because the state dictates who can like whom.
You can't appreciate Roger Stone.
You can't even be his friend.
It's totally scrubbed.
Totally scrubbed.
That's a good name for our show.
That's pretty cool.
What's this?
This is his former tailor.
What would you advise Roger Stone to wear to court in an instance like that?
Blue suit, white shirt, blue tie, white handkerchief.
Something very simple.
Roger Stone has called you his sartorial mentor.
Is that how you would classify your relationship?
Uh, yes.
I would say that.
Look at that.
He's so scared.
Uh, I guess.
Not really.
I don't like him anymore.
Don't put me in prison.
What a world we're living in.
We're living in Soviet Russia.
Although, In Soviet Russia, you would go to the Gulag, you'd go to re-education camp, and then you'd come back redeemed.
These people now, once the left sees you as an enemy, you're irredeemable.
Stephen Miller's done.
Forever.
Why?
Because the SPLC said that he was sending racist emails to a news source.
What are the racist emails?
Well, he didn't say anything good about people of color.
Okay, racist.
And then, like, he didn't appreciate Richard Pryor enough.
Then you look at the emails and you realize, wait a minute, he was emailing the immigration editor at Breitbart and he's in the Trump administration.
So it's all going to be more closed borders type stuff.
There's no actual smoking gun there.
The worst it got was, we should stop immigration from all Muslims or Muslim countries.
That's the worst it got.
Yes, that's rude.
But they tie that smoking gun, that one sentence, with a million other things, and the guy's ruined forever.
Irredeemable.
No gulag, no re-education camp can save him.
He's persona non grata.
Anyway, going back to our week of crying headlines, I mean highlights, Joe Big started to cry on his show this week on FreeSpeech.tv.
Sounds like we're tattling.
Joe Biggs was crying!
No, it was very moving.
I like your new sunglasses!
Here it is, it goes, Mr. Biggs, thank you for your service.
I wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your video about men.
It was very positive and encouraging.
Also, recently I've been wanting to find a tactical combat course for civilians, and I wondered if you knew of any with a good rep.
You know, and I'll send that guy a message on that as well.
Actually, you know what, you can check out Sheepdog Response.
That's my buddy Tim Kennedy and Dr. Mike Simpson.
Tim Kennedy was a Ranger, Green Beret, Special Forces Sniper.
And then Dr. Mike Simpson was an 18 Delta.
He was a Special Forces medic.
He was a Ranger as well and both of them co-hosts Hunting Hitler on Discovery Channel.
Good friends of mine and they do a tactical course.
They do medical stuff.
They do jujitsu.
They do all this shit.
That's really good for training.
So that's something that you could definitely check.
Was thinking about blowing his head off and didn't do it because of one of the shows and that one hit hard, you know, that's I mean in a good way, you know, like I'm glad that the You know, my punk-ass rambling could do something like that.
Because we don't need people to take their lives.
Too many people out there care, you know?
Too many people out here care about you.
And we don't need you to do anything stupid.
At all.
Nice timing.
All right.
I just want to thank my...
Can you get better webcam software, please?
Or just get rid of that webcam entirely.
This guy is crying thinking about all the friends that have died, that have killed themselves after coming back from combat.
And it's like, you need to update your shitty webcam!
Yeah, that was not my idea, believe it or not.
Oh, okay.
But, but Ryan, you're still responsible.
That's your software.
If your software is buggy, you gotta get new software.
That's happened like a hundred times.
It's the only one that works for, to my knowledge, for this TriCaster here.
We need the serial number to update it, and when it was purchased for you, I don't think we got the serial number with it.
We tried to contact... Let's bore everyone at home with the semantics of our technical problems.
I'm limited here.
You know, Joe told me this really weird story that he'll expound upon on his show this Sunday, most likely, I hope, where the use of painkillers in battle is very Not unregulated, but very generous, we'll say.
And if you have pain, you need opioids, no problem.
And what happens is these guys get addicted to them in combat.
So when they come back, everyone back home is scratching.
So now they have the PTSD and trying to re-assimilate with society to deal with.
On top of that, they're going through opioid withdrawals and scratch.
So they're literally addicted to combat.
So the state benefits from that because now they have to go back to war to get their fix.
Maybe that's why the VA takes so long to medicate you because they want you to suffer when you come back so you'll be more inclined to want to be there.
How much of PTSD is state-induced?
Spooky!
When he was talking about, I think in his third episode, he mentioned that the Russians had these opiates, these non-labeled or non-brand opiates that they would just have access to.
And they would just take them, and then you'd be fearless.
So was the state administering them, or were they stealing them?
No, it was just kind of not spoken about.
It was unregulated, like you said, it was just... Oh, so it was done illegally, but there was no monitoring because it benefited the state.
Just like the heroin addicts in Vietnam.
Yeah, they would just let anything happen to Vietnam from what I was told.
Anyway, we'll let Joe explain the whole story because we're fucking this up pretty badly.
Well, you gotta show the whole face.
That's from Harry.
Spookaham.
Spookaham.
And being good at it, if you will.
We've invented, no we haven't invented this.
Actually, that's a good segue.
I like to think I've invented things, because I'll have a thought and I'll be too lazy to look up if it's been done, so I'll just go, I invented it.
Now, there's drops, like on Howard Stern, they'll have a fart sound when he mentions farts, and then there's like Jesse Watters, where he says, this is crazy, and it'll cut to a scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, where he's going, I'm totally ZOEF, dude!
Um, but what about a combination of the two where we do drops but they're video drops?
Just do anything?
Like that.
I invented that.
So that reminds me of another highlight.
This week we had an invention special where I just invented a- I thought I invented 15 things but Ryan looked them up and I'd only invented 10.
Um, but let's have a look at Highlight from that episode.
Okay, we and we're so that's the one that we're gonna show that one, right?
Holy shit, dude.
You're in there fixing your hair.
I Thought these were in order Well, I'm not but I'm not saying them in order.
I don't know 4440.
I got it.
I got it.
44.
Bless you, frankly.
Come on!
15 free inventions. 15 free inventions.
These are a gift to you.
Wait, why'd you say ten free inventions?
On the card?
Yeah, there's fifteen here.
No, well, some of them aren't, uh... Well, you'll see.
You're contesting my inventions?
Yeah, I mean, some of them are very close to things that might exist, per se.
Wow, you wanna jump, Frog?
Jump!
I don't know what that means, but yeah, I'll jump.
I appreciate the nuts.
You got nuts, kid.
Thanks.
To the Freedom Tower people about copyrights.
Um, so that one's crossed out.
Uh, number two.
I was gonna call this the child safety feature.
Filter, sorry.
But, uh, that's confusing.
What are you doing?
What happens in this?
It's 4402.
No, it's not.
It's 40- It's in the FUCKING NOTES!
44.
What were you doing before we did the show?
We started the show today.
We started getting ready at 11 a.m.
44.40.
And I went, 44.40!
Yes, that was it.
And then we jump ahead to 49.02.
That's why I just verbally said to you, jump ahead to 49.02.
And that shows the whole Gangs of New York thing.
Well, you have to think about a different way to list that, because this is what it looked like to me.
I know.
That's why I said to you verbally while we were watching, jump ahead to 49.02.
Okay, and did I?
No, you jumped ahead to after the... Because what it says is like 44 whatever dashed to 49.
So it looks like there, that's a five minute clip.
It's like from here to here.
That's how you write out a time code.
I just realized that I'm wrong.
And I was thinking of Ridiculosity, which is our next clip.
I apologize for losing my temper at you.
Everything was perfectly normal.
Everything was playing smoothly.
I just had a ridiculous childish temper tantrum for no reason.
Is that true?
Yes.
But don't play the music from that episode because we'll get a copyright strike and I know that just means demonetization, which they did to me years ago, but we're just adding to the fodder of the December 10th purge.
Yeah, I say we go with a bang and just play Star Wars.
This show is Star Wars kiddie porn.
*laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* *laughter* Yo, what's up?
Fuckin' Ollie.
I thought we were playing the ridiculousness.
No, I explained that that was why I fucked up.
So go back to the inventions and show invention number one.
Got it.
Which should start around 44, 45?
44, okay.
44, 45, 44, okay, let's go here.
All right.
I'm mad at both of us now.
15 free inventions!
These are a gift to you.
Wait, why'd you say 10 free inventions?
On the card?
Yeah, there's 15 here.
No, well, some of them aren't, uh... Well, you'll see.
You're contesting my inventions?
Yeah, I mean, some of them are very close to things that might exist, per se.
Wow, you wanna jump, frog?
Jump!
I don't know what that means, but yeah, I'll jump.
I appreciate the nuts.
You got nuts, kid.
Thanks.
You got nuts.
The Italians call it moxie.
These inventions, I'm not going to sue you when you invent them.
You will make tons of money.
They are brilliant ideas that I've had.
And I don't want to put the money down and get the trademark and go through all that crap.
I don't have time for that shit.
So you have to get the venture capital.
I'm not funding it, by the way.
Don't ask me for any money.
And I've already invented a bunch of stuff.
I'm done with inventing, but I still have an inventor's brain.
So I'm passing these on to you as a gift.
All right.
Number one.
You're like a Shark Tank cuck.
This is a free Shark Tank cuck.
I'm like Shark Tank Santa.
Cuck?
How am I a cuck?
Because you're watching other people, you know, pitch your inventions.
Yeah, whatever.
You're really sassy today.
Yeah.
When it comes to inventions, you know.
Number one.
This place in history.
It's an app for your phone, and what you do is, you know how there's those astro- I was gonna say astrology apps.
Astronomy apps.
Not girls, boys.
Where you can lie down in your backyard at night, and you shine your phone up, and it tells you what all the constellations are.
Whoops.
What the fuck are you doing?
You just disappeared.
Hold on one second.
Well done.
Your arrogance seems really justified.
Arrogance.
So yeah, it tells you what the planets are, what the stars are, what the constellations are.
And if it's any constellation, I don't know a lot of them either.
And you can move your phone all over the place and it automatically maps where you're going.
Play that video.
Has everyone seen this before?
I mean, it's not great for us city folks, because we rarely see the stars, but for the rest of the people out there.
And we don't need the audio.
I just think it would be nice if it was moving.
For some reason they kept it on a pause here.
Really?
Nothing moves here.
Yeah.
This guy's got a lame video.
Huh.
Anyway, so it's that, but you're in New York, and you scan it down.
Like, I went to Aldo Shoes on Broadway, because Bill the Butcher was killed there.
And I told the people in Aldo, I go, did you know Bill the Butcher died here?
And they go, we don't, I don't like that.
We don't care.
It was the manager.
And I guess she didn't want tourists coming by and wasting your time.
I kind of get where she's coming from.
She was like, shut up.
I don't want people to know.
But Ryan...
Claims there's a problem with this investment?
Wait, let me finish it before you poo-poo it.
Okay.
So, there's a Gangs of New York tour on your phone, and you look at a topographical map, and you can see, like, where the Know Nothings were, where the Bowery Boys were, what the various turfs were, and then you can go to the spot where this guy died, or this battle was, and then there's a separate one for jazz, and you have a topographical map, and it shows you where Louis Armstrong got in a fistfight with Clarence Clements.
I don't know anything about jazz, nor should anyone.
Photography, whatever you want.
There's different apps for different things and you just shine your phone around and it could even show you what the building looked like back when Bill the Butcher was killed.
So throughout history, it'll show you what stuff looks like.
Yes.
Well, this is the Freedom Tower elevator.
So it takes you up, shows you when it was merely grasslands and swamplands.
Real estate was much cheaper then, obviously.
A couple beads.
We bought that for some beads and 14 bucks, but that was a fuck ton of money back then.
And there's no evidence that the Indians we bought Manhattan from owned Manhattan.
They may have just been passing through and they went, thanks for the 14 bucks.
And so now they're going through the history of... Oh, we see the Brooklyn Bridge being built.
Built.
Okay, that is a lot of my idea.
But my idea is more about this location, this happened.
But alright, fine.
Someone's thought of that before.
You have some building blocks.
You may have to talk to the Freedom Tower people about copyrights.
I'm realizing a lot of my inventions suck.
They don't suck, they're so good they've been invented before.
What about a thing where you turn on a switch and the room just fills with light like it's day, even at night?
That was Thomas Edison, that's actually a light bulb.
I thought it was the other Tesla guy.
Surrounded by them.
Yeah, I guess all I'm saying is, I wish tourism apps were more sophisticated, and I guess the free market is saying, yeah, so do we, there's no demand.
Like, the amount of UX your app would need to shine your phone around and see the gangs of New York is like a $2 billion app.
So, I'm surprised it's not invented.
But, since that episode aired, I have invented something.
So, I walk around with my son on my back sometimes, my youngest boy, and I just carry his feet.
You know, I was thinking at places like Disneyland, where you don't want a stroller and stuff, it'd be cool if you just had a very sturdy belt.
Not a normal belt.
Although there could be a version that attaches to your normal belt.
Then you can just put them in your backpack.
Yeah, then it's, they could be foldable.
Could be two like lycra things.
Oh no, you just attach them to your belt and they're floppy.
They could, yeah, that's a cheap one.
It's just got clips that go in.
Well, let's show the piggyback belt.
This is what I invented since that episode aired.
Wait, get me out of the way.
You want the real, the symmetrical dynamic.
Yeah.
Now notice how it's sturdy, tough leather.
Yeah.
And then when the kid's not on you, it doesn't matter.
Right?
And the beauty of that is you don't have to deal with the stroller or anything.
And the kid is using a lot of his weight to hold on.
So when you Google piggyback... I didn't Google it because I just like that I invented something and I'm very proud of myself.
Is there piggyback belts?
Show what you're looking at.
I just searched it.
Oh, well, there's things very similar.
Okay.
You'll notice though, those are just fancy backpacks.
Wait, what is this?
That's a hip accessory.
Oh yeah, see, but look, and this is crucial, and that was another invention.
I want there to be a new sticker on products called Not Safe, and it's a skull and crossbones.
It's on medicine, it's on...
Kids' lasers.
Kids' knives.
Kids' fucking machetes.
Crack vials.
Crack vials.
And it'll be on things that are not FDA approved and you can't sue me because when you bought it, you saw the sticker that said not safe.
So my thing is not safe because if a kid decides not to hold on, he's going to fall and hit his head on a fucking knife.
But these things, you'll notice they all have backup plans.
Like they'll have a clip that goes to a harness around the kid.
So now if the kid stops holding on, he falls.
Okay, that's safe and you likely won't be sued 'cause even if his feet fall out and he faints, he'll still sort of be hanging there like a backpack.
That's not what I'm selling.
I'm not selling safety.
Wait, why'd you leave it?
It was way better before.
Yeah, see, look at all that crap You got a lug around and you got the big wood piece.
That's not that much better than a stroller.
Mine is just a belt with big loops.
And the cheap one I'm talking about is just your belt with two little things on that could just be flopping around like the Orthodox Jews with those little strings that hang down.
I used to know the name of that.
But this is under Reddit, this picture, Reddit.
Mildly interesting.
So, I mean, your invention is mildly interesting.
You're battling for the... I might make that, although my boy's getting too big.
But see, that's not, look at the harness going around the neck.
Safety last is my motto with child rearing.
Convenience first.
Yeah.
Yeah, this thing is not portable either.
Some parent told me recently that they saw my middle child on his bike and he didn't have his bicycle helmet thing, they were just dangling.
I was like, I don't care, I don't like bicycle helmets.
Yeah, who do?
Which are losers.
Also this week, We did, we got dope with the kids, my fellow kids, and we checked out a bunch of viral videos on our new hit show, Ridiculosity.
That's right.
And that takes a jump, because the first one isn't very good.
Oh, so we do the intro?
We start at 1611, we show the cool card, and then we jump to 2442.
to 2442.
Okay.
Yo, what's up?
Fuckin' Ollie.
Welcome to Ridiculosity, where we catch up on some videos that aren't quiet, that are the GOAT.
You're gonna watch them and be like, DEAD.
They're super mad.
I said all the ones on my list there.
A hype.
Hype's old, isn't it?
Okay, let's just go.
Is when they go, just pause, pause, pause.
When they, they, they go, uh, okay, what do you want?
And then, uh, and they, they're freaking out.
And then the guy goes, there's something wrong with your seatbelt.
Your seatbelt's not right.
And they go, what, what?
And then they start checking and they go, ka-chunk, send them off.
But, uh, let's see who freaks out more.
We'll use this to summarize both races for eternity.
anecdotal evidence pertain to the...
I think the black guy's gonna go.
Oh, this is great when they wake up and then start screaming.
Oh, this is the classic one, yo.
Yeah, yeah, this is one of the best ones.
Grunt back to passing out.
I shouldn't make fun of those guys until I've actually done the slingshot.
I might be fainting up a storm.
Did I do it?
I didn't do it.
I was supposed to do it this past summer.
That's not news, Ryan.
Don't say that.
I know, but we should do it.
Why would you add to the conversation that you haven't done a thing?
Well, it's been a thing for me.
We go to Wildwood since before I was born.
My parents have been going, and I've never done the slingshot, and I've always wanted to, and it gets more expensive every year.
Last year was like $20, now it's like $40.
Do your imitation of your dad that you did to your mom today that had her convinced she was talking to her ex-husband, ex-boyfriend.
Roxanne, today we are in the city, so if you want to eat something... No one can see you.
Is your webcam broken?
Eat something.
Yes, I'm frozen.
Why are you frozen, Ryan?
I think it's because the camera made bad something crazy.
He always says something crazy.
Something crazy.
We never say that.
It's like the Quebecois.
They always say, that's it, that's all, fuck them all.
And I'd always say to them, you're saying an English saying that we've never said.
We don't say that's it, that's all, fuck them all.
You guys made up a colloquialism that's not in our language.
It's actually impressive.
That's it, that's all, fuck them all.
Are we almost done with the highlights?
Yes, there's the Daily Show rant.
The Daily Show, so here's the thing.
Oh, something I want to say about that previous clip, Slingshot.
So I said, you heard me quipping that we'll use this video to summarize the two races forever.
Right?
And then I thought, that joke maybe wasn't obvious enough.
And in this world of thought policing, you have to overstate all your satire.
So I said anecdotal evidence, just to make it clear.
And I guarantee you that someone will say, or someone could easily say, um, McInnes declares a video of a black man fainting summarizes the black race.
And that's the kind of language that was in Max and John's transcripts in the trial.
Where they'll say this horribly outrageous thing and you'll go, no, no, no, that was a joke that was lampooning racism.
Like obviously that clip about the slingshot is mocking the concept that you'd take two people and summarize two entire races from that thing.
But the way they operate now is they're willfully ignorant.
They're purposely blind to jokes in order to further their shit.
You look like you have the wrong timing on this.
No, 57, 55.
For the Daily Show.
Or 54, 57, 54.
Okay, but wait, wait, before we show that, imagine if you just say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was being racist.
Long story short, before I started The Proud Boys, the comedian Dante Nero and I had a competition to see who could not beat off for the longest.
And we first said 10 days, then we said 30.
And then we went through this crazy shit where we were singing in the shower, dancing in the streets.
We had a different attitude to people.
Hey, how you doing?
Our handshakes were better.
Sex with his girlfriend.
No, I wasn't having sex with his girlfriend.
His sex with his girlfriend and my sex with my wife was vastly improved.
Both of our relationships with our significant other had vastly improved and we went, This is a revelation.
I guess the Catholics were right.
Beating off is bad for you and porn is bad for you.
And then I discovered the documentary Your Brain on Porn and the whole NoFap movement that had long been established.
And then I learned about how erectile dysfunction in young men has increased like a thousand percent since pornography became normalized and all the terrible things that porn has done to our culture.
But the Daily Show learned that Nazis also felt this way.
So, if Hitler used toilet paper and you use toilet paper, then you're a Nazi.
And in this Daily Show segment, they said that the alt-right, which they're throwing me into, even though the alt-right wants to kill me, is forcing men not to masturbate in order to control them.
Because if you can make a man not masturbate, you can make him do anything.
I can see you thinking that anti-masturbation laws are draconian if someone chopped your hand off for beating off.
Can we hear the background of this please?
Did someone get mad that you touched yourself too much?
Yeah.
...and are so angry, they're not strangling their pepes.
They know how to masturbate.
They're not going side to side, right?
They know it's up and down?
I don't think this is a technique issue.
They are actually trying not to masturbate.
It used to take me hours.
Now it's like, you know what I mean?
Well, I have one hand, so, you know, it gets lots of practice.
You know what's kind of cool about... There's no fap, by the way.
No fap was started by this guy who's against pornography.
Couldn't be less racist.
Racism and fap, it hasn't occurred to him.
I guarantee it.
I had it on my old show a few times.
Or the documentary, Your Brain on Porn.
There's nothing racial about it.
But they inject this into everything.
And when he says alt-right leaders are telling people not to masturbate, he's talking about me and Jordan Peterson, for example.
Lots of people say don't masturbate.
Yeah, that was getting repetitive.
This whole highlights thing is getting repetitive.
Let's stop.
Actually, let's go behind the paywall soon.
But you had some things you wanted to talk about.
We mentioned Schiff's gay face.
I got to that.
Yeah.
Slappy from Goosebumps face.
We got the JQ style thing.
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It's tricky in New York with all these stupid laws.
There should be two Americas, as far as I'm concerned.
The wanting to eat what's safe and FDA approved.
And then this is a very dangerous piggyback belt that was invented by a leader of the alt-right, and your child could die, so don't sue us.
I mean, we have that with everything, right?
There's those sex consent apps.
I was talking about having a fight consent app.
When you go to an amusement park, you sign away your rights, right?
If you go on some ride, you know those ones where you have to sign?
Like I went to this sky thing, where you go on top of a fan and you can float, and you gotta sign like a hundred documents.
Or RPM, the raceway!
You spend about 10 minutes signing your rights away when you walk into that place.
We should have that for products, too.
For literally everything.
Yeah.
Sir, you know when you go to CVS and they say, do you want to donate to charity?
There should be a thing when you put your piggyback belt on the counter and they say, you realize you can't sue for this, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Can you just click that box?
Yep.
Or just recognize you saw the skull and crossbones?
Yep.
Like those cool lasers that you could, like, light a cigarette with.
You know, we can't have cool things because somebody would sue for it.
We want cool things, again.
We want it to be like the 70s, where you could die if you went outside.
I want lead paint toys, MSG Chinese food.
My friends had go-karts when I was a kid.
My parents were Scottish and way too cheap, but it wasn't unusual just to see an 11-year-old kid go, MEOW!
With like a lawnmower engine and some steel frame that his welder friend had made and a wheel that goes flying off and then he'd go wipe out no helmet for miles.
Remember how many, well you're too young, but when I was a kid everyone had a cast.
I had a cast.
If you hadn't had a cast in your life... Never.
You were a derogatory epithet for same-sex couples.
That's how we talk.
What's the acronym for that?
We should call people a derogatory... Derogatory epithet for same-sex couple.
You were a desk.
You're desk.
Come on you desk, get up!
The new phrase that's sweeping the alt-right.
The alt-right has decided that using desk is a solution to basically polite speak.
They're against politeness because Hitler was rude.
And they're trying to recreate World War II in order to commit genocide.
I can't believe they called Jordan Peterson an alt-right leader in their daily.
Another alt-right leader, Jordan Peterson.
I'm not an alt-right anything.
Who has a swastika tattooed on his foreskin.
No I don't.
That's not true.
Jordan Peterson talks about cleaning your room.
Yes, I do.
Hitler also cleaned his room.
The Nazis also were huge on clean rooms.
Doesn't make me a Nazi.
Are you out of your bloody mind?
His bed was apparently made with a ruler.
Afterwards, he would flatten the sheets out with a long yardstick.
Your bloody mind?
Jordan Peterson and the Nazis both want you to have a clean room so you can have a clean mind.
And by that, they mean a white nationalist.
That's not true.
You're starting to get sort of black with your Jordan Peterson.
That's not true, mate.
I'm a black Brit now.
That's tough.
That annoyed me a lot.
That's not fun.
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