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S02E85 - WANKERS

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Do we like Kiss?
	I think they're pretty cool.
	There's about 80% of their songs I don't like, but they got some jams.
	Lick It Up!
	Lick It Up!
	Remember Unmasked?
	Yeah.
	Animalize.
	I think Animalize was their first album where they were unmasked.
	We're taking our masks off.
	And there was one song, Burn, Bitch, Burn.
	And the chorus goes, I want to put my log in your fireplace.
	Whoa, yeah.
	What?
	I want to put my log in your fireplace?
	If you're trying to turn on a chick, don't refer to your penis as a log.
	Hey, you want to see my log?
	I'm going to say that next time I have sex with my wife.
	Please touch my log.
	Can you touch my log?
	I need you to pay more attention to my log.
	That is not flattering.
	I love ACDC, but in one of their songs, they said, let me cut your cake with my knife.
	Let me cut.
	That's better.
	It's because it's like a knife's painful and intimidating and cool.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Knives are cool.
	Yeah, dogs don't have knives, but they are cool.
	But a log.
	Logs are the ugliest of sticks.
	Yes.
	Especially when you get them all chopped up and then you can get splinters from them.
	They're unappealing.
	Women do not lust after that shape at all.
	It's not a nice shape, really.
	Better than a stump.
	I think stumps are more attractive than logs.
	Really?
	Oh, because it got the insides.
	Yeah, you know when you see a tree that fell over?
	I always thought it would be cool to...
	Yeah.
	I always thought it would be cool.
	You saw that.
	You take a pressure washer, like a fire hose, and you just blast the roots for like a day.
	Shh.
	And get all the dirt off, right?
	And then you cut the stump here.
	Then you could put it in your living room, and it would just be this huge root mass, right?
	And then you could put a circular piece of glass on it, saw the parts that stick out, and you have this big beautiful table with elaborate root mass.
	That's invention number 11.
	That is pretty good.
	And those are free, and they're all over the forest.
	You know what's weird to think about?
	A tree outside of the...
	Like a bow tie.
	It's just this thing that's straight in the middle and then on either end.
	Isn't that weird?
	I usually think of a tree as just like stick, ploof.
	But instead it's ploof, stick, ploof.
	Do you see what I have to put up with, folks at home?
	Do you see the kind of brain?
	I'm a 49-year-old genius, and I'm locked in a small room in New York City with a child.
	I work at a daycare, basically.
	I'm just saying.
	Yeah, we're familiar with root masses, Ryan.
	I just, as we were walking in the studio, a scoop appeared on my phone.
	Stephen Miller has been hacked, and they found all his emails.
	You'll notice from the left, I wanted to show you this daily show clip in a second, really go through it carefully.
	But you notice from the left, this sort of smug, I'm right, you're wrong, you're a fucking douche, just like I always knew it.
	And you go, can I just see the actual evidence, please?
	So the Twitter moment is Stephen Miller turns out to be exactly who you think he is.
	I personally think Stephen Miller ruined his career when he put that spray on his head.
	Remember that?
	Oh, yeah, you don't know anything in the world.
	In fact, you were just looking at it, by the way.
	For one interview, he used that weird spray they have to make his hair look less bald.
	Oh.
	And it's really obvious.
	That's bad.
	That's bad.
	Like, what were you thinking, dude?
	Are you mentally ill?
	And when you're famous and bald, there's no turning back.
	Like John Travolta just said, just gave up.
	But we'd seen him bald, and then he'd show up with hair.
	Who else did that?
	Elton John, I guess.
	He was a well-known bald guy, and now he has a beautiful head of hair.
	It's so embarrassing.
	Or comb overs.
	Remember comb overs?
	Yeah.
	Trump does not have a comb over.
	He's not bald.
	He just has...
	This is badass looking.
	Yeah, see, he's not bald.
	No.
	Anyway, maybe we should keep the show fresh by talking about a hot new scoop.
	But before that, though, that was Kiss.
	And the reason we started the show with Kiss is...
	The reason we started the show with Kiss is because we've been sort of going on a douche cringe fest with Gene Simmons, possibly one of the biggest douchebags in the world.
	I actually worked with someone who was with him recently, and he was hitting on every single woman there like a totally disgusting lech.
	He's so horny.
	Look, we're all horny.
	But when you display it, Pharrell is another guy like that.
	Always just like a wet sort of a rat.
	Just, hey, almost like a bad guy in a cartoon.
	You know, what's going on?
	Like in a Ralph Bakshi cartoon.
	Hitting on the girls.
	Wow, you're beautiful.
	God, you work here?
	Oh, where you stay, man?
	Ugh.
	And everyone else is just going, put it back in your pants, dude.
	Wait until she's into you.
	But yeah, do you have some of the do stuff?
	He's not, like, he's no, um, Who is that Chinese billionaire?
	That was the Jack Ma or Jeremy Piven or my favorite, the Hulk, Mark Ruffalo.
	Those guys are quality douches.
	This Gene Simmons, I don't think, is quite there.
	But here he is with a boner on TV.
	You know, your audience really looks appetizing.
	Oh, really?
	Are you a bat?
	Yes.
	Actually, what I am is evil incarnate.
	And some of those cheeks and necks look really good.
	What's that boner?
	I think it's a leather strip.
	A strap?
	It goes from where?
	His thigh to his hip?
	He has wings.
	So it's part of the wings?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, it looks like a leather boner.
	Yeah, it does kind of.
	Oh, I see.
	Yes.
	It's just a strap that hangs down there.
	Isn't it weird that a grown man would think we're scared of him?
	Yeah, he was going for like this mysterious, you know, creepy guy.
	Yeah, I have no idea how you made your face like that.
	I've never heard of makeup before.
	So you might, and you have a skull on your shirt.
	And a big tongue.
	You'd have to be three or four years old to be freaked out by this.
	That was a thing with metal, though, like when Ozzy Osborne going, Satan laughing spreads his wings.
	Oh, low now.
	Whoa, Satan's here?
	Or Alice Cooper or Dio?
	Yeah, Alice Cooper.
	I'm a psycho.
	Or wasp.
	W-A-S-P.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah.
	I went to see them with Metallica and Armored Saint in 1984.
	When were you born?
	89.
	Five years before you were even conceived.
	And Blackie Lawless comes out and he has a skull.
	And then he holds a skull like that and the blood drips down all over his face.
	Well, we think that you murdered someone?
	You think you have a human skull and you filled it with blood?
	Their blood?
	Where did you do the murdering?
	Wow, look at him now.
	Not very metal.
	I don't think you're drinking blood, dude.
	I'm not freaked out.
	There was the revolution in Haiti where the slaves fought back against their white slave masters and murdered all of them, women and children included, and then drank blood from their skulls.
	That's scary.
	You know what that revolution was about?
	It sort of began the end of slavery.
	Some asshole, not that I want slavery to continue, some asshole said that slaves shouldn't have a day off.
	They used to work six days a week.
	He said, let's make it seven.
	That'll go well with these Catholic black people.
	And so they murdered them all.
	Sheesh.
	Well, it was a good thing.
	Yeah.
	So is that it for Kiss Cringe?
	What about that one where he's crying on 60 Minutes?
	Yeah, that one I thought was pretty sweet.
	Gene Simmons talking about his mom.
	Gene Simmons might be an imbecile.
	Yeah, but this is pretty sweet.
	He's a Trump guy.
	I went there around.
	He doesn't care.
	Yeah, he kind of.
	He loves America.
	If you like people just because they're Trump supporters, then it's fair to say that if a Nazi does something and you do it too, then you're a Nazi.
	Guilt by association goes both ways.
	You can still be a douche and love Trump, believe me.
	I know, I'm a douche.
	I would know.
	I'm speaking to you.
	Okay, I remember this story.
	And he's trying to tell her that she's been accepted to come to America.
	He's talking to his mother.
	But my mother couldn't speak English, so he says, do you speak English?
	And they're trying to connect.
	Speaking of hairspray, Konstituten Deutsch?
	Is his hair a hat?
	Yeah, his hair is a helmet.
	It's a towel.
	You have to, especially in the camps.
	So in broken German, he says to her, welcome.
	You have been accepted to the United States of America.
	I didn't know what America was.
	I'd never heard of it or anything.
	And he says, okay, before you come in, you have to raise your hand.
	It's pretty touching.
	And swear allegiance to America.
	And my mother didn't know what to do, so she went like this.
	Pause.
	First of all, freeze frame that.
	Gene Simmons salutes Nazi past in Nazi dungeon with Jewish skulls.
	Fucking Nazi.
	And Kiss had the SS in their name.
	Yes, they did.
	Whoa.
	Gene Simmons is a Nazi.
	And as we can see here, his mother was a Nazi and came to America Ziegheiling.
	He'll say it later.
	That's how they do reporting now.
	They'll freeze frame that, just like they did with John Kinsman, right?
	He goes, get out of my face.
	And the fucking photographer drops to the ground to make it look like a Zieg Heil.
	Yeah, in which photos can you see a ceiling?
	I told you that his wife, his black wife, said that whenever she was on his arm, the cameras would just hit the ground.
	Yeah.
	They know what they're doing.
	Yeah, I can't believe his mother was a Nazi, though.
	That's disappointing.
	Yeah, he'll explain.
	By the way, Ryan, I asked you for proof that he's a douche, and you show a guy pledging allegiance to America.
	What's the message we're sending you?
	I'm saying, no, there's a balance here.
	So he's incredibly douchey, but on the other side, he's very philanthropic.
	So he gives away a lot of money to charities and people in need.
	And he's very conscious of how great America is.
	You know what is an incredible book?
	It's about Kiss.
	It's called like Buy It Up or Kiss, Kiss and Tell or something.
	And it's all about the economics of the band.
	It's absolutely Kiss and Tell?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Maybe Kiss and Tell.
	It's fucking fascinating.
	They were flat broke.
	They didn't know what they were doing.
	They hired some dude who was good at marketing.
	Is it Kiss and Tell?
	A book about KISS economics or something.
	And he said, all right, this is bad, guys.
	You've got a great brand here.
	People love you.
	You've got a Kiss Army, but you're not monetizing it.
	You're going to go bankrupt.
	So he starts selling licenses to everyone.
	Kiss gum.
	Jesus, a lot of Kiss books.
	Yeah.
	Now we have to find out this book.
	Just brand like a rock star, maybe?
	No.
	I'll find it.
	And they started making money hand over fist.
	Their career was over.
	They were done before that.
	And you're reading about them going broke.
	And then, boom, they have their second wave and they're all rich.
	It's fascinating how one good businessman.
	I mean, that's really what happened with Vice.
	We had this one nerd who we hired and he got like five times the salary of any of us.
	And he just kept the books ordered.
	And he didn't really like Vice.
	He was French.
	He was Quebec.
	He was a Quebec one nerd.
	And he got really mad at me once for yelling at him.
	And he's the reason that the company started generating cash.
	What is this book, dude?
	All right, watch this.
	This is called Humiliating Ryan at Work.
	First we log in, and now we go Kiss book.
	Just Kiss book, right?
	And we hit images, right?
	And we go, Jesus, they have a lot of books.
	A lot of books.
	A lot of books.
	It ain't so easy.
	A lot of articles on them by Forbes and Spoken Too Soon.
	Various.
	I think it was written by their manager.
	Kiss book.
	Written manager?
	Fuck.
	Kiss banned book.
	This is not good television, dude.
	I'm getting embarrassed.
	I hate this show already.
	It's the worst episode we've ever had.
	We're losers.
	Fuck.
	This is pissing me off.
	But if I go to Amazon, I'm sorry.
	That's a good idea.
	Guys, I'm apologizing.
	Books.
	Kiss banned.
	I said books, and you're showing me a t-shirt?
	Kiss behind the mask, the unofficial biography.
	I don't think it was that.
	I hate when they re-release a book and they have a different cover.
	Yeah, that's a bummer.
	And you're like, I remember it by the cover.
	All right, this is stupid, folks.
	Kiss and tell.
	Maybe it was Kiss and Tell.
	I'll find out.
	Nothing to lose, the making of Kiss.
	Look, we'll find out during the show.
	I apologize.
	It won't happen again.
	All right, so we've made our kiss point.
	Let's look at this scoop I just sent you, Ryan.
	The scoop is that Stephen Miller was caught emailing the editor of Breitbart seriously racist emails.
	The SPLC has, I don't know, hacked his email, or maybe this editor leaked the emails.
	But I want to see exactly what he said.
	Because every time you hear that, and we're in a headline epoch right now, where we just see a headline, we go, oh, he's a Nazi, huh?
	Who knew?
	But no one goes, okay, what exactly did he say?
	And what exactly was the context?
	You dig?
	And I just glanced at it this morning on the way in.
	And I'm yet, and I don't want to defend him.
	Miller email link, pure white nationalism.
	Okay, that's bad.
	White nationalism is bad.
	Let me see a specific example, like using the N-word in a malicious way.
	That would be a good example.
	The emails were given to the organization by Katie McHugh, who was an editor at the right-wing website.
	That's Breitbart.
	It's right-wing.
	When she was fired after tweeting anti-Muslim attacks.
	So she's a racist.
	In June of that year, after white nationalist Dylan Roof, yes, he was a white nationalist.
	He's also clearly a mental patient.
	And killed nine black worshipers, Miller was evidently upset by a nationwide effort by Amazon and other companies to remove Confederate flags from their stores.
	The Confederate flag, by the way, means a lot of things to a lot of people.
	In upstate New York, you see Confederate flags all over the place.
	You know what it means there?
	It means, I love New York State.
	I fucking hate New York City.
	It's got nothing to do with race.
	To a lot of black people, it means rebel.
	To a lot of people, rural people, it just sort of means, I don't like northerners.
	It doesn't mean I advocate slavery.
	And after that attack, they were removing Confederate flags from video games, educational video games.
	The History Channel was removing them.
	So you're playing a video game where it's the North versus the South, and the South doesn't have a flag.
	That's weird.
	So that's not outrageous.
	Outraged, Miller emailed McHugh on his son to the Klein, defies modern comprehension, citing the death of Dulla Southerners in the Civil War.
	Yep, horrible.
	And suggesting she search for sales of communist flags.
	So part of his crime so far, and he might get worse, I haven't read it all yet.
	Part of his crime so far is decrying communist flags.
	And I believe the death toll for communism is 100 million.
	He linked to Infowars, oh my God, which has faced numerous lawsuits.
	The link led to a story syndicated from a right-wing, blah, blah, blah, which regurgitated Reverend Franklin Graham's statement that America is under attack by Muslims at home and abroad and should stop all immigration of Muslims.
	So that's the worst sentence so far, that it should stop all immigration of Muslims.
	But isn't it strange that we live in a culture where saying that, even though we were attacked in 9-11, our first instinct is anyone who has a problem with Muslims is a white nationalist.
	What about the Boston bombers?
	Were they not white?
	Why are you a white nationalist if you're an Islamophobe?
	He recommended that Breitbart write about the Camp of the Saints, a racial dystopian novel by blah, blah, blah.
	Book linked to the far-right movement portrays immigrants as dark-skinned, feces-eating invaders of white society.
	I don't know that book.
	I've heard about it.
	Apparently, Bannon likes it, and that's what ruined his career.
	But I have a feeling that it doesn't portray immigrants as dark-skinned, feces-eating invaders.
	Those are just the bad guys.
	And they're making it this white nationalist book.
	So, so far, the worst we got is that he said we should stop all immigration from Muslims, which, by the way, is common practice in Japan and other countries.
	Poland also does this.
	He linked to Vidair.
	Oh, no.
	I love how journalists, too, are so paranoid about information.
	Someone was sharing information, and it's from this source, a bad source.
	He liked this book.
	Like, what do they want to do?
	They don't.
	You're a journalist.
	Your job is to disseminate information.
	And your biggest fears are that someone reads a book or links to a site.
	No.
	Like, tell me specifically what he said.
	McHugh told Hate Watch, this is SPLC shit, by the way, that Miller's emails clearly illustrate his beliefs.
	I'm still looking for a quote.
	This is like the grab by the pussy thing or the Mexicans are rapists thing.
	You look up the actual quote and he's saying, no, no, of the groups sneaking across the border illegally, a lot of them are rapists.
	He was not talking about your average Mexican.
	He repeated references to Calvin Coolidge and his Immigration Act, blah, blah, blah.
	I still don't have a quote here.
	Okay, casually Stephen Miller, like, we don't have it.
	And then we go to the SPLC site.
	I got one quote.
	What?
	Well, this is about the Amazon flag thing.
	He said that 22.6% of the Southern men between 20 and 24 lost their lives because of the war.
	And then it says right here, the fact that those men died in defense of slavery did not seem to matter to Miller.
	Right.
	Seem.
	How about a quote where he says, it doesn't matter to me.
	Right.
	And another one, this is a stretch, and they illustrate the stretch.
	Celebrating Eugenesis president frequently praised Calvin Coolidge, the president who signed the law, who was a hero to anti-immigration activists.
	And this would be a good time to remind people about the heritage established by Calvin Coolidge, which covers four decades after the 1924 law.
	Yeah, see, this is what will happen.
	This is how lazy we are.
	People will remember this headline, and that for the next 20 years, if you mention Stephen Miller, you'll go, oh, did that guy get caught being a Nazi or something?
	Like, he was talking about eugenics, and he said all blacks should go back to Africa or something like that.
	And the other person will go, yeah, I think so.
	It was something like that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah, what a dick.
	And more proof that Trump's cabinet and Trump followers are.
	Hitler's mentioned about 10 times in Mein Kampf.
	Yeah.
	I see nothing in this article here.
	I see him linking to bad stuff.
	Anyway, if you find someone who's, and I, you know, I don't like the idea of emails being hacked, but the guy's a politician.
	I understand.
	We wanted Hillary's emails leaked.
	Roger Stone, by the way, is going to prison because he wanted, not because he did, but because he wanted Hillary's emails to be leaked.
	And here we are happily leaking Stephen Miller's emails.
	But if you have a smoking gun, put it at the top.
	Like, the smoking guns are things like, let me know when you can talk re-immigrant crime.
	I have some thoughts.
	Okay?
	He has thoughts on immigrant crime.
	What a horrible human being.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, look at that stat.
	The one you just said.
	They lost their lives because of the war.
	Did they not?
	Why does the SPLC keep getting away with that?
	By the way, you're wondering where my case is at.
	We filed a complaint.
	The SPLC and the ACLU, the ACLU showed up.
	And so the SPLC said, this is why you should reject the complaint.
	The ACLU said, we agree with SPLC, you should reject it.
	And the judge and us and everyone sane went, what are you doing here?
	Get out of here.
	It's like another couple showing up to a divorce.
	We think they should get divorced.
	What?
	Move.
	So that was a good sign that the judge is sensible.
	But he hasn't responded yet.
	He dismissed another case.
	I forget what they were called.
	I think it was a Christian group that was called a hate group.
	And I believe he dismissed it with the argument, the SBC's argument was that a hate group is an opinion.
	So when you call someone a hate group, it's like saying a jerk group.
	But our case is different than that.
	And yeah, I don't want to say too much.
	But we're waiting for the judge to either accept or dismiss our rejection of the rejection.
	And it's taking a long time, but that could be good.
	Would there be consequences if he does say that it's a valid complaint?
	Well, then we begin.
	Oh, okay.
	And then we have discovery.
	And then we see the emails.
	Laura Loomer's suing CARE.
	What are they, the Center for American-Islamic Relations?
	Yeah.
	And that seems to be moving forward optimistically.
	It's tough.
	They talk about suing Twitter and stuff.
	That's a pretty tough sell because they just say, you'll find in their terms and conditions, there's a line in there that says, we can kick you off for any reason.
	All right.
	Let's get to the news.
	We were talking about the schism in the right, which Milo seems to love.
	I think Milo's attitude is, I want Steven Crowder, Charlie Kirk, all those people de-platformed so we're all the island of misfit toys, and then people will react.
	When they see weirdos like me and him get silenced, they just go, well, you guys are freaks.
	But when the normies start getting banned, I get that argument, but I don't see that you should wage war on people who basically have the same politics as you with some sort of grander idea.
	And I might be wrong, but that's where I am.
	So I don't enjoy the schism.
	I don't punch right.
	But Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., Don is promoting his book, Triggered, and they did a turning point USA thing.
	This is 1-1.
	And they started getting booed by these, what are they called?
	Goobers?
	Groupers.
	Groupers.
	What's the etymology of that?
	I don't know.
	We should know.
	People tune into this show to learn stuff.
	And I'm sitting here making fun of journalists for not knowing what alt-right is.
	And I don't know what it is.
	Well, I know Grouper is part of these trad Catholic, very paleo-con traditional, anti-gay, anti-Jewish, or anti-Israel, I should say, groups that are against Charlie Kirk and Turning Point USA.
	And they see them as cucks and pussies who are too open-minded to things like homosexuality.
	I guess I would be on the Charlie Kirk side of things.
	Well, one of the things I found on scrolling Instagram is that they have a problem with the fact that they were anti-Trump.
	Charlie Kirk was anti-Trump.
	Why aren't you showing yourself?
	I'm trying, but it's all frozen.
	It'll take too long just to see my stupid face.
	Yeah, that he was anti-Trump and Walsh, Matt Walsh, was shitty towards Trump, and Charlie Kirk was shitty towards Trump.
	Trump is an acquired taste.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	But yeah, it's like Cernovich is like that.
	If you were a Never Trumper, you're dead to me.
	I'm annoyed by a lot of Never Trumpers, especially National Review.
	But we need everyone we can get is my attitude.
	I'm a peace-loving hippie.
	True, mother.
	Can't we all just get along?
	Anyway, let's play the clip.
	Because you're not making your parents proud by being rude and disruptive and disgruntled.
	We are moving to an entire person.
	But move the people around you so that they can hear.
	You don't play.
	You don't play by the same rules.
	Let me tell you something.
	I bet you engage and go on online dating because you're impressing no one here to get a date in person.
	That's the real interview.
	Because you're not making apparently.
	So I think their beef was that Charlie Kirk said no Q ⁇ A for this.
	Right.
	But the Q ⁇ As were getting sabotaged.
	So to be clear, the only thing we don't know is the origin of Groiper.
	Yeah.
	Okay, boomer.
	Yeah, I'm booming out hard.
	I swear I thought it was something that they would call people because it sounds vaguely Semitic.
	Really?
	I don't know.
	Because they say Goy, so I hear it.
	Okay, Groiper.
	Read it up.
	All right.
	Let's learn together.
	Well...
	What the...
	I think I just got hacked.
	Okay.
	Groiper, part of the series on Pepe the Frog.
	Oh, got it.
	Graper refers to...
	An exploitable illustration of Pepe the Frog resting his chin on interlake hands, variations of which are commonly used as profile advertising amongst the alt-right and new right on Twitter and the alternative social networking service WrongThing.
	Isn't it funny how the only time you get the story right is these super esoteric like 4chan sites?
	So it's the type of Pepe and it's the sort of smug one who is more far-right than your average Pepe.
	Group of the far right, an alt-right nationalist conservatives critical of the mainstream conservatism led by political commentator Nicolas J. Fuentes.
	Okay, we got it.
	4chan yada yada things.
	Those Mexicans.
	Is he Mexican?
	Well, Fuentes.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, that's also Dominican name.
	He's Spanish.
	I smoke Fuentes cigars.
	They're from Dominican.
	Oh, you smoke Fuentes cigars.
	Okay, also in the news, you don't know him, but in Canada, we have our own Minnie Trump, and he's a hockey commentator named Don Cherry, who has the most insane suits.
	He's the reason that I dress so weird, too.
	Like the whole tartan suit I got, I stole from him.
	And he has these custom collars he makes that are this big, really bizarre looking, and no one else does it.
	But he was fired recently for criticizing immigrants who don't wear poppies.
	Now, let me just go back a step.
	Don't play that yet, dude.
	In Canada, we call Veterans Day Remembrance Day, and it goes back to World War I, I think, where a lot of Canadians, back when we were a British colony, died in poppy fields.
	And we wear a poppy on Remembrance Day to show I'm proud of what they did for me.
	God bless the soldiers and sailors and airmen, too, who fought for us across the sea.
	Everyone wears a poppy on Remembrance Day.
	You know what I did when I was punk?
	You want to hear how gay I was?
	Yeah.
	I didn't want to advocate for war, but I did want to support the fallen.
	So I had a poppy, but I wrote on it in a marker, shame, not pride.
	Oof.
	Dude, that's...
	And you're an actual war vet?
	Go back in time and punch me in the face.
	I will not press charges.
	You want to hear another gay thing?
	Yeah.
	There was a band called 24-7 Spies.
	I just remembered this the other day and I had totally forgotten it.
	They were like a fishbone type of funk metal kind of rap.
	What were they called?
	24-7 Spies with a Z. It's when Fishbone and stuff was big.
	And it's sort of like in living color almost.
	So they were playing at this punk club.
	The reason I moved to Montreal was this club.
	It's called Fouffun Électrique, which means electric ass.
	And Fouffun is a fun way of saying like butt cheeks, electric butt cheeks, I guess.
	And they came out, and I was a rampant feminist.
	I was probably 18 at the time.
	I wore an armband that had a woman's symbol and had an E in it for equality.
	Yikes.
	Yeah, pretty bad.
	And the back of my jacket said, racism, ageism, sexism, why?
	If you're not angry, you're part of the problem.
	So anyway, these guys get on stage, and it's New Year's Eve, I think.
	And they say, get up on stage, get up on stage, let's celebrate a heterosexuality or something.
	That was a fishbone line, but whatever.
	And he pulls this girl on stage.
	And in my mind, they were reluctantly going on stage because they didn't want to wreck the party.
	And they were being exploited.
	Play some of their music.
	What's the matter with you?
	I can't hear anybody.
	What's the matter with our speaker?
	Just low.
	Oh, that was the guy.
	That big black guy you just saw playing.
	That guy.
	That guy.
	Okay, pause on him.
	So I get it in my hat that I'm going to give that band a talking to after the show.
	So I go to the backstage door and I'm standing there and I go up to that guy and I say, that was really fucked up what you did up there.
	Dragging those girls up on stage and exploiting them.
	Do you have any respect?
	They just did it because they didn't want to ruin the party.
	And you're taking advantage of that and exploiting these women like they're sex.
	And as I was saying that, he just goes, Wow.
	I punched me in the face.
	He had no press charges today from 1988.
	He punched me in the face.
	And then I was, I think it wasn't the first punch I got, but it was totally disorienting.
	And he got me kind of on the nose.
	And you know how when that happens, your eyes tear and you can't see for a second?
	It was a real bonk.
	And then he just walks in the backstage.
	So I'm like this.
	And now the rest of the band is coming.
	And I can't really see them.
	So I just stand there going, fuck you, fuck you, to every member of the band.
	And they just see a guy with like tears in his eyes acting like a blind rat.
	Just going, fuck you, fuck you.
	And they're like, what?
	They played a great show.
	Everyone had a good time.
	Like, who the fuck is this guy?
	Why is he here?
	Is that Dreads Gavin?
	No, it's pre-dreads.
	Pre-Dreads Gavin.
	PBG.
	I also made a stencil, like a crass stencil, that I was a bike messenger at the time.
	And there was all these corporate buildings that I would deliver to.
	And I noticed all the women were secretaries.
	And I thought, why are all the CEOs men?
	And why are all the secretaries women?
	They should be the CEOs.
	Women, and feminists like myself, are sick of it.
	By the way, that woman symbol with the E in it, I have a tattoo of.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah.
	Look at this.
	Actually, my brother was born, so that would be 84.
	That's my little bro.
	I know the grown-up version of that guy.
	Yep.
	So I made a stencil that at night I would spray paint the stencil, and it said on it, I got this idea from Krass, really wordy thing.
	It said, honest tanné avec être tes estide secretaire, which is French for, we're sick of being your fucking secretaries.
	Is that like a woman thing, right?
	What?
	Yeah.
	That's what that's female thing.
	That's my feminist stencil.
	That's long.
	Yeah.
	And who would understand that?
	Like, it didn't.
	Coming from the guy, you destroy the context.
	Yeah.
	Well, they didn't see me.
	They just see the stencil, obviously.
	Dumbass.
	But because it's a stencil with a lot of letters, it wouldn't really print very well, so it's hard to read.
	What an idiotic waste of time.
	Anyway, sorry.
	What a nutty tangent that was.
	Don Cherry.
	So Don Cherry said, shame, not pride, that if you're an immigrant, you should wear a poppy.
	And he was fired.
	And this guy, by the way, goes back to the 80s.
	He goes back to all those corny stories I just told you.
	He's an icon of not just sports, but right-wing Canadian culture.
	Like, people watch him every day.
	I don't know who to compare him to in America.
	Like John Madden, if he was alive.
	Yeah, or that Chicago Bulls guy with the mustache.
	Or Joe Namath, but better than all of those guys.
	Mike Ditka.
	Mike Ditka, maybe.
	But he would go from, he was also a Canadian patriot and a really arrogant sort of Canadian nationalist.
	And just like, look at him.
	He goes back centuries.
	There he is.
	Don Cherry's grapevine, hockey night in Canada.
	I'm getting homesick watching all these.
	Anyway, let's watch the clip of why he's fired.
	Are you emotional about all this or are you okay?
	Oh, yeah, no.
	Hey, listen, this is the way something can do.
	Let me put it this way.
	If you can get fired by the Boston Bruins, you can get fired by anybody.
	Talk about a cherry bomb.
	That was Don Cherry sounding off to our very own Joe Warmington as firing from Rogers, a star of Coach's Corner.
	Just pause.
	Why do you have to write that down?
	Joe Warmington is standing right there.
	So you have his name memorized.
	You know that was Don Cherry just saying that.
	You know the name of the show.
	You have to put all that on your clipboard.
	And by the way, you're on TV.
	Can you put a fucking shirt on, please?
	And also, we know you're bald.
	After a hat is not fooling us.
	Controversial comments about immigrants not wearing poppies.
	Let's take a look at what Don Cherry said.
	You people love you.
	Come here, whatever it is.
	You love our way of life.
	You love our milk and honey.
	At least you could pay a couple of bucks for poppies or something like that.
	These guys pay for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada.
	I mean, here with Joe Warmington, who broke the news.
	Joe, first off, do you think that grapes should have been fired?
	Absolutely not.
	He didn't say anything wrong.
	You said right in that intro his comments about immigrants, which he didn't say.
	And so people are channeling what they think you was supposed to say that he didn't say, and he got fired for that, which is ridiculous.
	Do you think there was too much of the woke culture seeping into the ice?
	Look at that.
	Seeping into the ice.
	Too much of the woke culture seeping into the ice?
	Yes.
	All right, that's enough.
	We got it.
	That's so fucking ridiculous.
	You come here, you respect our way of life, you love our culture, but you won't wear a poppy and a poppy that shows the people who died to keep this country free.
	It's kind of a tough sell, by the way.
	Canadians are free because all those men who died in World War I?
	How would Canada be different if no one fought in World War I?
	I'm getting into dangerous territory here because it sounds like I'm trivializing the military.
	But I guess they mean general.
	In general, as a Western country, the West wouldn't be free if the West hadn't fought with the Nazis and the communists and all the other fucking nuts.
	But there has been a lot of bullshit wars.
	What the fuck was Vietnam?
	After World War II, We gave France the south of Vietnam, and then communists said, No, France can't have it.
	We want it.
	And then we sent 60,000 men to die to defend France's honor?
	We don't even like France.
	How about they?
	If you want your country so bad, we gave you a present, you blew it, go get it back yourself.
	Like the Falklands War, people say, was a stupid war.
	That was different.
	Britain had a colony.
	The president, I think it was Argentina, whoever's nearest to the Falklands, had a huge sex scandal going on at the time, and he wanted to detract from it, distract people.
	So he took back the Falklands.
	You never had the Falklands, dude.
	It was an empty island when we got there, the Brits.
	We took it over.
	We made it a bunch of sheep farmers, and it became ours.
	They have British accents.
	They're British people.
	They have British passports.
	You can't just take it.
	So it was a foreign invasion.
	So she sent people over.
	A thousand men total on both sides died.
	A big warship was shot down.
	He got his wish, the corrupt president.
	But I have no problem with the Falklands War.
	Vietnam, I don't know.
	You're fighting communism?
	Yeah, okay.
	Why didn't you let the Nazis and the Stalinists fight it out?
	It's like a turf war.
	It's almost like a proxy war that you're actually involved in.
	Yeah.
	Weird.
	It's almost like you get me sneakers for Christmas and somebody steals them.
	I'm like, dude, can you beat up these dudes?
	Can you stop doing analogies for the rest of your life?
	Why wasn't that good?
	You know that pill that you can take?
	Barbitol or something, where if you drink alcohol, you start puking violently?
	I want to give you a pill where when you use an analogy, you start puking violently.
	This desk would not be safe.
	I'm around way too much technology.
	You could just cover it in saran wrap.
	Your whole desk would be saran wrapped.
	I think that was a good analogy.
	Wait, I wasn't even listening.
	You weren't?
	Well, I heard sneakers, and I thought this is probably another one of his stupid analogies.
	It's like you got me a Christmas gift and somebody stole it and then I asked you to beat them up for it.
	Yeah, but I already made that analogy when I said we gave you a gift and you lost it.
	And then you just make the gift into shoes and think you're adding something to the conversation.
	Apology accepted.
	Sorry.
	But again, with Don Cherry, you look at the actual quote.
	And again, I can't vouch for Stephen Miller.
	This story just broke.
	So maybe there is a really horrible anti-Semitic racist line in there that I'm not defending.
	But from what I saw, it was just links from contentious sites criticizing communism.
	It all seemed like pretty right-wing stuff.
	The worst that I saw was let's stop immigration from Muslims.
	Is that a breaking story?
	How many times have left-wingers said, let's stop all white male politicians?
	If you're white and you're male, step aside.
	We already heard from you.
	We need people of color and women.
	So they want an entire race and gender just out of the equation entirely.
	That sounds pretty bad.
	How is that not the same thing?
	You're talking about a thing to do to an entire group.
	I never used to think like this until the lies got so bad.
	And now I always use the analogy of rape.
	If I heard someone was raped like eight years ago, I was like, let's get the baseball bats, get in the car, find out where he is.
	Now I hear someone's raped and I go, really?
	Okay, what exactly happened?
	10 years ago, if I was told someone was racist, I go, oh shit, that's a racist asshole.
	Wow.
	Now I hear it and I go, can I see the exact quote in context, please?
	I guess because they've done it to me, hurled it at me.
	Okay, let's, I warned you I would get in depth on this daily show clip.
	I'm going to go very, very deep because most Americans get their news from these silly comedy shows, and these silly comedy shows are so lazy and so bad at propaganda, they often end up making fun of their own point by accident.
	And the devotion And she'll thrill you Thank you.
	Hello.
	I don't masturbate and I don't watch porn.
	Occasionally, I have fallen from grace, as one does.
	But the origins of this are a bet that I had with an African-American person of color comedian named Dante Nero.
	We were close friends for a while.
	And for fun, we said, let's go 10 days.
	And he said, fuck that, I'll go a month.
	I think we had 10 bucks on it or something.
	And we did it.
	And during this time, I was texting him and I was going, are you singing in the shower?
	And he goes, dude, I am like me dipped in me sauce.
	It was like you become, take two twins and merge them together into one Uber mensch.
	It's sort of like that Paul Rudd show, Living With Yourself.
	Like you become updated.
	You're you 2.0.
	It's awesome.
	And I've noticed it helped my marriage.
	You know, getting sent to the doghouse is the end of the world, right?
	You can't, it's like there's no water from the tap.
	And if that's the only place you're getting water, you starve to death.
	You die of thirst.
	So then when we started a joke club called Proud Boys that are comedy fans, basically, we made that one of the criteria for fun because it's funny.
	We since discovered that the Catholics were right.
	You know, Catholicism discourages masturbation and obviously porn.
	The Catholics were right.
	It does make your life better.
	Not only does it improve married life, but it helps millennials get off the couch.
	And we're living in a sad era where there's so much fear of women, fear of romance, that men would rather, young men would rather just sit at home and masturbate to digital people fucking, which is, what is sadder than that?
	You're sitting at a desk, like you're at work, your pants are down, and you're watching two people have sex with each other.
	Like that's the same as if you were outside the window just, ugh, I wish I was loved.
	I wish I could have that sort of intimacy.
	You're a cuck.
	Anyway, in the war on Trump and masculinity, the left have noticed that we don't beat off and they hate it.
	So they ignore the valid groups that do this, like Catholics, like No Fap, like the documentary Your Brain on Porn, they ignore all that and they say, Well, Nazis didn't like porn.
	And again, all dogs are cats.
	Sorry, all dogs are mammals.
	All cats are mammals.
	All dogs are not cats.
	It's the old guilt by association shit they do.
	So now the angle for the Daily Show, and people get their news from these stupid programs.
	So this will be devoured by dumb women, basically.
	The angle here from this clown is the alt-right are a bunch of angry Nazis that want to kill everyone.
	They used to say it's because whites are scared of becoming a minority.
	That was a big thing, white genocide.
	That's one reason they focus on, which is patently false.
	I've never heard anyone do it.
	They accuse me of it, even though I make non-white babies from scratch.
	But now it's, no, they're sexually frustrated because we don't allow them to beat off and we use mind control.
	It's all about mind control.
	By the way, just as a little side note, I fucking hate this guy so much because he won't shut up about apartheid.
	He did a book, or maybe it was a comedy tour.
	He did some bullshit called Born Illegal or something like that.
	And yeah, technically, I guess the minute he was born, it was still illegal for blacks and whites to marry in ancient South Africa.
	This was a law that was overturned by whites in South Africa.
	Apartheid was ended by whites in South Africa.
	They invented it and they took it away.
	Unlike slavery, which someone else invented and we ended.
	Anyway, by the time, I think he was two in 1982 and that law, that silly law, was repealed.
	And he talks about how he would have to cross the street if he was with his father because it was illegal that he had been born.
	And so he'd walk across the street and you're going, wait a minute, you were two.
	You weren't walking across any street.
	He lies.
	He lies about how horribly racist his childhood was.
	Meanwhile, all of that was over by the time he was old enough to remember anything.
	And if you think of South Africa today, how can you not mention the white farmers that are being bludgeoned, massacred in ways so disgusting that if it were dogs, there'd be global outcry.
	Old ladies being drilled to death with power tools, children being boiled alive in front of their families, and then entire families being raped in front of the father and then murdered so he eventually kills himself from grief.
	That, I mean, Trevor, if you want to talk about South Africa, maybe mention that.
	Not the lie that you were walking across the street when you were two years old.
	Anyway, I'm sorry that was such a long tangent, but I obviously start with a bias against this fucking clown.
	And by the way, he was hired because of his ethnicity and because he's from another country.
	The head of Comedy Central said, Trevor shows the direction we're going in.
	We're going in a more global, multicultural way.
	Shouldn't it be in a funny way?
	You're Comedy Central.
	Shouldn't you be choosing hosts based on their funniness?
	Nope.
	We start with, is he global?
	Is he ethnic?
	Can he host a show?
	Nice criteria.
	Anyway, roll the tape.
	That was a long missing thing.
	Does anyone watch this?
	Every day, these men seem to be getting angrier and angrier.
	The question is, why?
	That's not true.
	You're reporting on them.
	All this hate is on the rise thing is true, but it's because there's more hate reporting.
	There's more SPLC type groups.
	There's more ADL type groups, ACLU type groups.
	They're increasing, so they have to report on more.
	So you're being bombarded with all of this hate because it's all people are talking about.
	The concept of whiteness, remember that chart we had where we had the concept of whiteness in the news throughout history, and it was like boop, boop, boop, boop, all along, nothing.
	And then in 2016, it just goes, whoosh.
	And now their argument for that would be, yeah, because Trump empowered the racists and they came out of the closet.
	They could finally be free.
	And they're mad.
	And they don't beat off.
	Well, we sent Michael Costa to try and find out.
	Meet the alt-right.
	Why not?
	Isn't it amazing how not one person in journalism knows what alt-right means?
	And the few who do are incapable of understanding that something can change.
	Something can morph.
	Look at punk rock, how it changed over the years.
	And we have a special dedicated to that and became hardcore.
	Alt-right, pre-Trump, just meant alternative right.
	It was not about identity politics.
	It was not anti-Semitic.
	It didn't really care about gays.
	Now, alt-right has gone to this level.
	I don't have a problem with the Confederate flag, but I assume that they've got footage of the 13 Nazis in the world.
	It's a thin sliver of people who are anti-Semitic, right?
	They think Jews control everything.
	They are anti-Israel.
	That's part of that.
	And they think gays are disgusting and wrong, and you should never do that.
	And third or fourth, they're into identity politics.
	They want America to be white.
	That's crazy.
	What do you do there?
	You separate black and white couples and the black guy has to leave?
	It's a very esoteric position in 2019 because it's changed.
	Alt-right has become very, very far right.
	But these retarded, lazy, shitty, mentally obese, incurious journalists just call everyone who doesn't agree with four bathrooms is alt-right.
	So anyone who doesn't watch the daily show is alt-right.
	And they lump them all together because that's helpful for the election.
	Trump is the same as Richard Spencer, is the same as David Duke to them.
	So when they say punch a Nazi, they're condoning violence against half the country.
	A loosely connected group of right-wing white nationalists known for chanting confusing conspiracy theories like all while dressed like kids whose divorced dads made their Halloween costumes.
	Just pause.
	This has actually been true so far.
	He hasn't made a mistake yet.
	His definition of the alt-right is what I said.
	So we're actually, and the footage they're showing is the alt-right.
	Okay.
	Everything's going to be a lot of fun.
	These World War II reenactment rejects have one.
	Okay, go back one frame.
	Have you noticed with these Nazis at these rallies, the flags are always brand new with creases in them, and their patches are always brand new?
	If you're a Nazi, wouldn't that be kind of broken in?
	That's a Fed, folks.
	That's not a Nazi.
	That's a Fed trying to lure Nazis.
	And what they end up doing, these dumb bureaucrats, is creating a Nazi movement.
	This happened in Canada.
	They made all this Nazi propaganda and stuff to try to lure in Nazi skinheads.
	And Nazi skin normal kids started reading it and going, yeah, that sounds kind of cool.
	I guess I'm going to become a Nazi skinhead.
	When I was a teenager in Ottawa, Canada, there was Nazis fucking everywhere.
	And I don't mean guys who had disturbing views.
	I mean like with swastika tattoos, boots, the head shaved, Zeke Heiling, like full-on Nazis.
	And they would beat the shit out of everyone on a regular basis.
	Their crazy world did exist.
	Now, this is what they do.
	The juxtaposition.
	So these are Proud Boys.
	This was the rally, I believe, in Portland where they crossed a bridge, planted an American flag, and then went home.
	And then TIFO proceeded to go ballistic.
	It was a brilliant political move.
	These guys are multiracial, plenty of gays.
	There's Proud Boys Israel, plenty of Jews.
	But they just lumped them in with a literally one frame away from a swastika in order to lump everyone together into the same nasty bowl.
	Other thing in common.
	They are angry.
	Pause.
	That's another great visual.
	So there's been a lot of alt-right here, except for that Proud Boys clip.
	And I love this clip.
	That's Moldilocks.
	She's a porn star, one of these pay-per-views.
	The woman who poured water on me, she does it too.
	You sell nudes or you sell cam of you masturbating or something to these poor, desperate men who are scared of women because of feminism.
	It's very ironic.
	Feminism has enslaved both of them.
	It's enslaved these poor bastards at home beating off to the cam girl.
	And then the cam girl's a victim too, because she's sitting there selling her body for money to these sad sex.
	Way to go, feminism.
	Good job.
	Anyway, that's Nathan Domingo.
	He, I believe, is a white nationalist.
	He's with Identity Europa.
	She said that she was coming to this rally to get Nazi scalps.
	She also has been spotted on her bag.
	She had this sort of a dagger tool, this weird caveman-looking implement that's like a long sort of a knife, but it's almost conical, almost like a horn, a very pointy horn tool that she was carrying around.
	And she attacked this guy.
	What was she going to do?
	Beat him up?
	And he's a very fit young man, and he knocked her on her ass.
	She was bleeding.
	There's a picture of her and her bloodied boyfriend.
	They went there to pick a fight, and they got beat up.
	But this angle from this show and all this fake editing is that this guy's mad because he doesn't beat off, and he's randomly beating up some nice young lady who's just minding her own business.
	Jesus will judge you.
	But what do they have to be so angry about?
	I'm a white guy.
	Things are great.
	Cops don't pull me over.
	I pull them over to ask for a bottle opener.
	Thanks, officer.
	Pause.
	This is a weird area of comedy where I don't think they understand what they're doing.
	So he's saying things are easy for white people and a cop is handing him a 40.
	That's a parody of what liberals say, as far as I'm concerned.
	They pretend that things are so good for white people that cops will open a beer for you, which obviously they don't.
	So their silly exaggeration is actually their politics.
	Their idea that cops will treat us differently, will spare us a ticket because we're white, is as absurd as this.
	You understand?
	It's sort of like that Eddie Murphy sketch, White Like Me, where Eddie Murphy dresses up as a white guy and he gets free stuff everywhere he goes.
	I saw that as a parody of the way these people see the life of whites.
	They think that we're never poor and we don't have to sign stuff for a bank loan.
	It's an absurd view to have.
	That's why it makes for a funny sketch.
	So this guy's mocking liberals, whether he realizes it or not.
	No, you have a great day.
	There's no logical reason why the alt-right should be so angry.
	They're kind of winning.
	But what if there was a deeper reason?
	So again, they show real alt-right, and then they juxtapose it with Proud Boys.
	And are they winning?
	Like, well, basically, there's two groups here.
	There's Trump supporters, like these guys, and then there's bona fide alt-right Nazis.
	Neither of them are winning.
	Roger Stone is going to jail.
	These guys, who are not alt-right, but they are Trump supporters, they're in prison right now.
	Jeff Young is doing weekends.
	Max Hare, John Kinsman are in prison for four years.
	David Kyriakos is going to trial sometime this week.
	People are getting fired right and left under the suspicion of being white nationalist, Nazi, whatever, fascist, having their businesses shut down, getting attacked on the street.
	You wear a MAGA hat around New York.
	You're getting a bloody nose.
	Is that winning?
	Is that winning to you?
	That you have to pay to see me because all my other platforms have been demonetized or shut down?
	Is that winning?
	No.
	Reason for their frustration.
	Across the alt-right movement, leaders are telling young men not to masturbate.
	What?
	Clinical psychologist Dr. David Lay has a theory about why these young so this guy this doctor is clearly against masturbation I can see you thinking that anti-masturbation laws are draconian if someone chopped your hand off for beating off can we hear the background of this please did someone get mad that you touched yourself too much yeah and are so angry they're not strangling their
	Pepe's.
	They know how to masturbate.
	They're not going side to side, right?
	They know it's up and down.
	I don't think this is a technique issue.
	They are actually trying not to masturbate.
	You should take me hours.
	Now it's like, yeah, that's right.
	Well, I have one hand, so, you know, it gets lots of practice.
	Just pause.
	You know what's kind of cool about, uh, there's no fap, by the way.
	No fap was, uh, started by this guy who's, uh, against, uh, pornography.
	Couldn't be less racist, that racism and fap it hasn't occurred to him.
	I guarantee it.
	I had it on my old show a few times, or the documentary, Your Brain on Porn.
	There's nothing racial about it, but they inject this into everything.
	And when he says alt-right leaders are telling people not to masturbate, he's talking about me and Jordan Peterson, for example.
	Lots of people say don't masturbate.
	The Catholic Church says don't masturbate.
	It's just like they say Proud Boys is a club that doesn't allow women.
	The Knights of Columbus is a club that doesn't allow women.
	The Masons, the Shriners, it's called a men's club.
	But when you control the language, you control the narrative.
	And this is them controlling the narrative.
	What's with his little boots?
	Who wears boots with a suit?
	Look at my little boots.
	I masturbates.
	Oh, yeah, sorry.
	Just pause.
	I forgot what I was going to say.
	The fun thing about this, it's like when we had that anti-Sharia march in New York City, in Lower Manhattan, and Antifa showed up to protest it.
	So we tricked them into being pro-Sharia.
	And in this thing, when we say no wanks, no fap, don't wank, they say fuck you.
	So they're wankers.
	So we've made these guys sit here and defend watching porn and beating off.
	Do you know how pathetic you look?
	By the way, do you know how unattractive to women you look when you're a masturbating advocate?
	Nice cause.
	This guy masturbates.
	Dr. Lay explained that the main proponents of this no wank philosophy were the proud boys.
	Masturbation is lack of impulse control.
	The proud boys believe that men.
	Speaking of winning, that man is in prison right now in Ulster, New York, sitting in a cage because he fought back when Antifa ambushed him.
	His crime was fighting back too much.
	He should have stopped after the first kick.
	And this guy here, wait, here, is black.
	So they do all this bona fide footage of actual Nazis, and then they jump, they use my term no wanks, and they jump in with carefully selected footage where you just see the white guys and ignore the fact that this guy is in fucking prison.
	I mean, unbelievable.
	I know they don't know he's in prison, but the juxtaposition here of this bullshit propaganda and this poor bastard with a black wife and kids, by the way.
	Baiting increases their testosterone and makes them more desirable to women.
	That's me.
	I never said it increases your testosterone, by the way.
	But they have to say that.
	It's amazing that people get their news.
	And look at all these left-wing sites, too.
	Medium daily bees are so obsessed.
	Yeah, we're totally obsessed with it.
	We talk about it all the time.
	Which brings up one question.
	Is it working for the Proud Boys?
	Research actually finds that less masturbation reduces testosterone.
	So there's evidence that masturbating makes you a more masculine man.
	Yeah, pause.
	Minor detail.
	The study said ejaculating less makes you generate less testosterone.
	We never said don't ejaculate.
	We said that you can only ejaculate if you're in one yard of a woman with her consent.
	So you can beat off all day long as long as there's someone there tickling your balls.
	It's about increasing intimacy with women.
	A lot of really good things happen in your body and your brain.
	But also it's funny too that the only way they can think of ejaculating is to masturbate.
	That's the only way cum comes out, right?
	When you look at your computer, it has nothing to do with fucking your wife or your girlfriend.
	Funny that people who watch more pornography, they are more feminist, and interestingly, they've developed more egalitarian values over time.
	That's true, Ryan.
	Are you laughing?
	That's a fact.
	Yes.
	A study came out recently that said that people who watch porn are more feminist, more egalitarian.
	What he's saying there is more open to like 10 black guys banging their girlfriend.
	That's his idea of egalitarian.
	And more less repulsed by, say, blowing a tranny or something like that.
	That's his idea.
	In other words, more social justice warrior, more liberal.
	This is what pisses them off.
	Now, they didn't care about no angst before the study came out.
	And now they realize, wait a minute, our crazy cam girl moldilocks nudes are more disgusting if people don't watch porn.
	That's not good.
	See, so much of the radical left is about normalizing perversion, normalizing miscreants, pedophiles, deviants, like Luke Kuhn.
	Luke Kuhn is a guy who wrote fantasy fiction about fucking 10-year-old boys.
	He wrote glowingly about his love affair he had with an older man when he was in his early teens, just post-adolescent.
	And he was the guy that threatened to gas Deploraball because he hates us because we make him feel weird.
	If we can make weirdness normal, then he's normal.
	Then he's accepted.
	Or look at Mika Rhodes, black guy.
	He's in Antifa.
	He hates Proud Boys, fights them on a regular basis.
	He was arrested for regularly sodomizing underage couples.
	Like a male 13-year-old and a female 13-year-old.
	Do you see what their agenda is now?
	Do you see why they hate us?
	And these dumb patsies go along for the ride because they're anyone's dog for a bone.
	I watch a lot of gangbangs, and one day I thought, oh my God, women have it so hard.
	Just pause.
	This is the same as the 40 joke.
	He's saying that gangbangs made him okay with gangbangs.
	And we're saying gangbangs, no, that's not good in any scenario.
	I'm not against three sides.
	This isn't fair.
	95 guys and one girl?
	We need some better representation here.
	And the Proud Boys are just the tip.
	There are stroke shamers all over the alt-right.
	So Canadian psychologist Dr. Jordan Peterson, he's leader in the alt-right movement.
	Pause.
	Do you remember when you were young and they would do a little news story on your favorite sneaker or the band you like or even your hometown?
	And they're like, Canada, Ontario, home to Stelco steel manufacturer.
	And you're like, No, that's in Oshawa.
	That's down the road.
	That's not in Kanata.
	And you realize journalists don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
	Every time they cover something you know about, you realize how uninformed they are.
	Now, I know a lot about Jordan Peterson.
	I met him.
	I considered him a peer.
	He couldn't be farther from alt-right.
	You know why?
	The only alt-right thing, the reason the left hates him is because he refuses to identify pronouns.
	And this is what I was saying at the beginning of this segment.
	If you don't agree with their crazy shit, remember I said four bathrooms?
	Jordan Peterson doesn't agree with four bathrooms.
	He says, I'm not, I don't care what your pronouns are.
	You're he, him.
	That's it.
	It's she, her.
	That's it.
	Two genders.
	I'm not playing that.
	Now you're a leader of the alt-right.
	You're Richard Spencer.
	That's a bizarre merging.
	Jordan Peterson and Richard Spencer, that's a very bizarre pairing.
	That shows that you're brutally uninformed, totally uneducated, or worse, devious.
	You see, at the end of the day, they don't really care about truth.
	That's why they don't do research.
	They're incurious.
	They care about power.
	We saw this with the Bolsheviks back in Stalin days.
	They had to accrue power.
	And if that meant flipping on a dime, no problem.
	You see the way that secular liberal Jews will happily flip on Israel?
	If it means more power, they'll say they're pro-Palestine all of a sudden.
	Because all of this shit you're saying, all this propaganda is about accruing more power.
	The subway protest with oink oink, you monster, that the other sign said they want the subway to be free.
	Who pays for the subway then?
	The government does.
	Kamala Harris was just talking about how she wants the school day to go to 10 hours.
	That's more power.
	Now the state are the parents.
	The state is doing the parenting.
	The state wants to feed your kids breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
	I'll handle the health care.
	I'll handle everything.
	And as far as sex goes, you do that on a computer.
	If you want to date, ask me.
	That's going to be the next step, is government arranged marriages.
	And he tells young men there's nothing noble about masturbating to pornography.
	That's terrible.
	Has anyone ever heard the insult wanker before?
	Like, go tell a girl you're courting that you're a chronic masturbator and see how wet she gets.
	It's unattractive in between periods of hockey.
	That's noble.
	That's healthy.
	That's completely David Duke, who's a former grand wizard of the KKK.
	He believes that pornography is a Jewish conspiracy to get young white men to masturbate instead of procreating, and so the white race dies out.
	What is it about the Jews with these guys?
	And speaking of which, because you now proud boys hate Jews with this juxtaposition, and then you throw in the Charlottesville.
	Charlottesville has become such a handy go-to reference, especially Heather Heyer, that I am this close to believing it was a conspiracy and a setup from beginning.
	I should do a whole other segment on this, but the way Jason Kessler tried to lure me in until I had to scream at him to fuck off, the way he lied to me and said he's not alt-right in order to get me to come.
	They wanted Proud Boys there so badly.
	It was a fucking trap.
	I sussed it out and we did not go.
	There was three who went there.
	They were immediately booted.
	They only went there out of curiosity.
	There was two who went there to report on it.
	But I stopped hordes going down.
	And the pitch, by the way, was this is about a statue.
	This is about taking down Confederate statues.
	And it wasn't about that.
	It was about these nuts.
	There was plenty of people there, by the way, who were totally horrified by this shit and couldn't believe it was going on.
	So it's quite likely that Jason Kessler was a Fed and this fake hate rally was created by globalists and the far left in order to discredit bona fide, multiracial, non-anti-Semitic, non-racist groups in order to quash them and lump them in with Nazis.
	And by the way, these bad guys here, how many of them were sort of moderate and were radicalized by this rally and all these guys getting together, just like the Canadian Nazi skinheads in the 80s?
	I think they created Nazis with this rally.
	If this rally was fake, whoever set it up may have created Nazis.
	In other words, these globalist groups that do this subterfuge are hate groups, bona fide hate groups that create hate where there was none.
	They radicalize moderates while accusing me and Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin of radicalizing moderates.
	Right, moratorium on salami wrestling has been going on longer than you think.
	The Nazis taught young men not to masturbate.
	Nazis.
	Nazis used sexual suppression as a way to increase malleability in people.
	If we can get people to give up masturbation, we can get them to do anything.
	What do you think?
	First logic.
	Like, I believe him that the Nazis probably discourage masturbation.
	So does Catholicism.
	So does Islam.
	So does Judaism.
	All religions.
	So do people working out.
	So do guys at the gym.
	So to athletes.
	You're not supposed to beat off or have sex the night before a big game.
	But you find the Nazis, and now Hitler used toilet paper.
	This guy used toilet paper.
	Nazi.
	And the second part of what he said, he goes, if you can make someone quit masturbating, you can make them do anything.
	Where do you get that from?
	Like, that's like saying, if you can make, you take fat people, you put them on a diet.
	If you can make people lose weight and stop eating, make a fat person stop eating, you can make them do anything.
	And that's why dieticians use fat people to go murder people.
	Because diets are about mind control.
	And it's about controlling fat people and turning them into slightly less fat zombies that you can now have your personal army to go out and murder people of color.
	That's my logic.
	I work at the daily show.
	And I said nothing.
	So it's not just the...
	Again, his joke seems to be mocking himself and this stupid show.
	Listen.
	First, they came for our fleshlights, and I said nothing.
	So it's not just the insidi.
	So wait a minute.
	This is a parody of themselves.
	Like, this is what I'm screaming.
	I'm talking about the absurdity of this dumb correlation.
	And then all they have to do to make people laugh is show their argument, and everyone laughs.
	Beliefs, mob violence, and haircuts, the alt-right jacked this off the Nazis too?
	They're teaching these kids to hate themselves, to be ashamed of themselves.
	No.
	And then they can exploit them.
	Wow.
	Pause.
	So not masturbating, not sitting there staring at a different couple having sex with your pants at your ankles is something to be proud of, but going out and meeting a real woman and having actual sex is something to be ashamed of.
	Nice fucking logic, you losers.
	Guys, there is more to sex and ejaculation than doing it by yourself.
	It's a minor detail you've left out of this entire segment.
	It's called getting laid.
	Go forth, get laid.
	And if you're married, go fuck your wife, dumbass.
	They go down this rabbit hole of these extreme, dangerous beliefs and become radical.
	I want to talk about a rabbit hole.
	Check out what porn does to you.
	Self talks about that a lot.
	How you'll start out just watching like two hot chicks make out, and the next thing you know, you're watching some tranny SM bonded shit with 14 black guys and a girl who looks underage.
	What I'm saying is masturbation can save lives.
	Absurd.
	You know what?
	Let's do it right now.
	Let's show them all.
	Let's go.
	I love talking to you, man.
	Come on.
	Take out your dick.
	And here's something not really related, but so he's got a sex joke there where I'm looking for premise, the caveat, the pretense, is that he's going to take out his erect penis and begin masturbating in front of that dude.
	It's a very raunchy joke.
	I don't give a shit about raunchy jokes.
	But because these comedy shows won't go near race, they won't go near religion.
	Well, they'll make fun of Christians until the cows come home, but they won't make fun of Judaism or Islam.
	They don't go near LGBT anything.
	So because all of the other jokes are pushed aside and you can only do things like masturbate in front of a guy, that really sticks out.
	This is what I was talking about on yesterday's show, where if comedy was all archie bunkery and it was all raunchy, you just go, wow, I guess I'm like Richard Pryor.
	I'm here, or Blazing Saddles.
	I'm hearing a bunch of raunchy jokes in a big pile of raunch.
	But they take out all the other raunch and it's just sex now.
	So you watch SNL or this show and it's just like boners and cocks and incest and sexualizing your sister.
	It's becoming abnormally depraved, especially in the context where no other raunch is involved.
	That's a separate topic.
	We can't show you the rest of that interview, but I will say, when I think about these young people being manipulated into joining hate groups, it makes me very angry.
	Hate groups.
	And frustrated.
	And excuse me for one second.
	41.
	Anyway, if you or anyone you know seems to be getting drawn into the alt-right, before buying that tiki torch, try lighting the one inside your khakis first.
	I'm Michael Costa, telling all you young angry men to stop hating and start baiting.
	Nice position to have, guys.
	You're wankers.
	I'm Steven Crowder.
	You dancing back from the break?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Have a dance.
	I'm going to be on the show tomorrow.
	Oh, cool.
	At 3.
	Yeah, maybe I should clarify something on Charlottesville because it sounds like I'm saying Prowboys didn't go and then Prowboys were there.
	We realized we sussed out.
	It was bullshit.
	I've always said I expected high fives after calling Charlottesville so early, but I didn't get them.
	And now journalists always come to me and they go, so there was Prowboys in Charlottesville?
	Like, first sentence.
	I told you that some guy said that to me, and I said, look, you clearly have written the article already, and you're writing that because you want to hurt me and my family.
	And if you want to hurt me and my family, I want to hurt you.
	So why don't we just fight?
	Like, what are we doing here?
	Why are we playing this game?
	He left shortly after that.
	I also saw Will Summer in the courtroom and said, so your beat is hate, right?
	And that's admirable.
	You want to stop hate?
	Okay.
	But why not black Hebrew Israelites or Islamic hatred of Jews or Aryan nation, you know, any of that hate?
	Why just these Trump supporters that you suspect might be white nationalists?
	Why such an esoteric group?
	And he's like, well, everyone has their beat, you know.
	So your beat is like within hate.
	It's within white nationalists, not real white nationalists, but just like Trump supporters who might be white nationalists.
	I said, that's not true, Will.
	You know why you chose that beat?
	Because you're a fucking pussy.
	He made zero eye contact, too, by the way.
	And then he waddled.
	I was watching this whole thing, and he was just like, yep, you know, but yeah, he couldn't look at me.
	And they all have the same sort of demeanor.
	They all have like beige cords and they walk flat-footed and they sort of, they're thinning hair and they shuffle along.
	And they're the guys who got wedged in high school.
	And that's what all of this is about.
	It's all about masculinity.
	They hate masculinity.
	They want power because they've never had bona fide masculine power.
	They've never, they've always felt weak.
	He's a mean girl, basically.
	A gossip.
	It's revenge of the nerds.
	Mean girls are pretty.
	Mean girls are invited to parties.
	But anyway, so I said before Charlottesville, no proud boys can go.
	And if you go, we wish you nothing but the best, but you're no longer in the club.
	So about three or four guys said, fine, fuck the club.
	We want to check it out.
	And we hate that these statues are being taken down.
	I said, okay, bye-bye.
	You're out.
	Made it very clear to them.
	But the media doesn't know that, right?
	So they just say, he's a proud boy.
	He was there.
	He has the tattoo.
	And then there was Enrique Tario who went there, who was going there to film it, to document it, journalist.
	He was recently attacked, by the way, by Antifa.
	Yeah, it's on Joe's newest show.
	Oh, check out Biggs.
	And he also gives a little update on Stone and Bannon and Bannon saying that he's there because he was subpoenaed.
	He doesn't want to be there.
	I believe so.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It was something better, right?
	It seemed like both Credico and Bannon, their testimonies helped Stone.
	And it kind of...
	I think Credico even took credit for being the back channel.
	Which the prosecution, their whole thing was like, he had a back channel before Credico.
	Basically, he's being charged with contempt of court because out of 600 questions, he got five wrong.
	They're counting those as lies.
	And within that sort of a witch hunt, the argument seems to be that he had an intermediary and through that intermediary, he facilitated Julian Assange leaking Hillary's emails.
	How do you do that?
	And Assange would leak the emails no matter what anyone told him.
	So they go, you wanted him to leak them and they got leaked.
	Yeah, I would say 60% of the population wanted her emails to get linked.
	Should 170 million people be imprisoned?
	And by the way, if you get asked 600 questions, I promise you you'll get five wrong.
	It's actually 600, right?
	It was like a two-hour 600 question thing.
	And they're going to go through all 600 in court.
	Wow.
	And all of them were about the Russia investigation.
	But Russia became a nothing burger, so they're just pivoting.
	And then the argument, as I said earlier, is say you go to a bank robber's house and you find cocaine.
	You can charge him with having illegal cocaine, even though you were going for the bank robbery and he turns out he was innocent.
	And surely the American public is like, yeah, but it's not cocaine, it's pot.
	And that's not so bad.
	All right, shall we...
	Yeah.
	Stuff's going to come out about Charlottesville.
	I guarantee it.
	It just is too fishy.
	This giant trap where they say, we're going to stop people taking down statues because it's wrong.
	That sounds reasonable.
	And I think a lot of conservatives agree with that.
	Then, like there was a poster.
	The initial posters look kind of normal.
	There was a poster about two or three days before that had Pepe the Frog, no American flags on it whatsoever, and a bunch of like Nazi-looking eagles.
	And every sane person went, wait a minute, you're not even mentioning the statues anymore.
	What's going on with this now?
	And then one of the guys who was booted out said to me, holy shit, you were right.
	This was a fucked up, horrible, super anti-Semitic thing.
	Yeah, that's the poster I was just talking about.
	Yeah, and there's a Pepe army underneath there.
	Yeah, look.
	And then the meme guy army.
	Now, there are statues, but it's not clear that it's about statues.
	Yeah.
	And Richard Spencer, I think, was a very late addition to the show.
	I think Kessler and Spencer are feds.
	All right.
	Let's check out the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Celeb match.
	Ryan.
	The guy can't spell the name Ryan?
	Who can't spell the name Ryan?
	This girl that served me a...
	Yeah.
	It was R-A-Y-N.
	I was like, I see where you're going with that.
	Ra-Yin.
	Kind of phonetic.
	It's a cop who wrote this.
	I'm not going to say his name, but Jesus.
	Yeah, a celebrity match, death match of you and Jamie, Joe Rogan's guy.
	Yeah.
	Why isn't this happening?
	He said.
	Okay.
	That's ridiculous.
	Love y'all, but what is with Gavin's constant picking boogers or hair out of his nose?
	I'm guessing it's the moustache.
	Why don't you trim your nose hair?
	I will do all that, but it's my allergies, and I apologize.
	I know it's annoying, but this is not your average show.
	There's a reason I'm not on mainstream TV.
	I'm jarring.
	Also, I'm Scottish.
	We're not meant to be here.
	We're meant to be in the moors.
	I should be misted at all times.
	I'm constantly like dry and itchy.
	She got a humidifier for the office.
	Yeah, we probably should.
	It's not the mustache.
	We want to hear about Don Sherry.
	I just gave you that.
	What's your boxing jam?
	This sounds like an Antifa trying to find out where to jump me.
	I'm not going to give away.
	I took boxing lessons in Manhattan.
	That shit was $100 an hour.
	What?
	It was the best, though.
	Now I live in Williamsburg.
	I want to do boxing again.
	When I lived in Williamsburg, I boxed at Church Street Gym, which is in Lower Manhattan.
	But it's a great cardio workout going over the bridge and going through Chinatown to Lower Manhattan.
	I will warn you, however, that people in Chinatown are fucking reckless.
	I'm sorry.
	It may be a racial stereotype, but it's what I've noticed as a pattern.
	Constantly walking into cars.
	Almost every day I would see flip-flops on the road from someone who was hit by a car.
	And I would have, when I was going through Chinatown, it was always like, ding, ding, ding, look out, look out.
	They would just walk, like, looking at the ground.
	So pro boxing guy there.
	Yep.
	I'll get straight to the point.
	The free speech.tv app feels like the Soviet era UX.
	You've got to get on top of it so the subscription model can grow.
	I love the content, but the app delivering, it has to be an unusual percentage of you subscribers, blah, blah, blah.
	So it's unbearable in the context of most use cases for pod vidcast scenarios.
	So please, for the love of God, spend more money to make more money and get a UX professional to rethink the experience model.
	One more thing: Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
	He got us.
	Great.
	Thanks.
	You just killed me.
	I apparently will be committing suicide tomorrow.
	When was that sent?
	Because there's an update to the app.
	That was today.
	Oh.
	No, no.
	Yeah.
	12.52 a.m.
	Sheesh.
	Hey, Gavin, I'm Ryan.
	We can download the audio now, right?
	And video, yep, yep.
	In four different or five different quality types, all the way from 240 to 1080.
	Great.
	Now, can't someone just steal that and send it to someone else, or does it stay within the app?
	Within the app.
	Also, yeah, the reason why it took so long to upload yesterday is because the bit rate that we have, you know, it has to go through all the conversions to make it all of those quality types when you stream, 1080 down to 240.
	So it's like five different qualities.
	Then it has to separate the audio and the video for downloading and all that stuff.
	So our bit rate was perfectly fine before when it didn't have to do those conversions, that many different conversions.
	But now it's like the bitrate is too high.
	So you're not, you're boring.
	Hey, Gavin and Ryan, love the network.
	I'm excited to see what's coming next.
	I want to briefly touch on the Revenge of the Nerds analogy that seems to come up a lot.
	And I also want to make something clear here.
	The left right now has no belief system other than power.
	They are Bolsheviks.
	All they care about is power.
	They will sell their mother down the river as long as there's more power.
	That's why they want the state involved in everything.
	So I used to think that it's just nerds who want revenge and they want to hurt us.
	They don't really even care about that.
	They want power and they're happy to trample us on the way.
	Like, for example, Max and John in prison for four years.
	They didn't laugh or dance when that happened.
	They don't give a fuck.
	They just kept plowing forward.
	You understand?
	They're just like, whatever.
	Fuck them.
	That's why they lack joy.
	They don't even have wins.
	Like that would be a win for them, but they don't even know how to...
	Yeah.
	But anyway, on the surface, the simplicity of saying our current culture is a revenge of the nerds, i.e.
	those who ate the popular kids and their dads, is apt on its own.
	But if we go further and relate to it more to the actual movie, we see even more considerable comparisons.
	For one, the bullies in the film were the in-crowd that never seemed to do more than tease and alienate the nerds.
	But the nerds took their revenge to an absurd level.
	They break into the girl's dorm to spy on them naked, steal from sorority girls who had nothing to do with their bullying, dispense naked photos of the main jock's girlfriend throughout the school, and the main character even winds up literally raping her.
	Yeah, there's a scene in that movie where the girl is having sex with her boyfriend.
	He's wearing his costume because it's Halloween.
	And they switch out the costumes, and the nerd is having sex with her, but she thinks it's her boyfriend because he has a costume on.
	The Houdini.
	Yeah, that's rape.
	The nerds are rapists.
	That part of the movie is accurate.
	This shows that the revenge in the nerds is incredibly disproportionate.
	Not to mention, no one ever mentions these awful atrocities.
	This speaks to the characters on the left, like Harvey Weinstein and activists across the board who feel that they are now empowered to take out their frustrations and aggressions on whoever they wish, just to show that they run the show.
	It's truly sick.
	Yeah.
	Like Roger Stone and Max and John.
	Also, I'm getting married.
	Had the pleasure.
	I know it's a big ass.
	I'm wondering if you and Ryan would accept an invitation to our wedding.
	No.
	Thanks for everything you've done from Vice to Free Speech.
	Never stop fighting.
	Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
	Please stop putting Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself at the end of your letters.
	You're going to get me killed.
	Hey, I'll make this quick.
	I'm a Red Wing and Carhartt dealer.
	Would like to send John some workwear.
	I know it'll be a couple of years until he gets back into the workforce.
	If you can get me his shoe size, overall size, and address, try and help.
	Thank you, W. Wade.
	Max and John have filed for an appeal.
	They might get out on bail during this appeal.
	That would be great.
	Very unlikely, the way this judge has been going, the way the justice system has been going.
	But it's possible.
	But I want to ask you something, W. Wade.
	I just got my new Red Wings.
	Sorry, I have my old Red Wings.
	I just got them resold again for maybe the third time.
	It's like $100 a time.
	So they initially cost me $250.
	I've sunk $550 into these boots over the years.
	And it's that one part of the heel that always wears off.
	So I put a plastic thing that I had a cobbler nail in a little plastic piece on that one part that always fades.
	But when I walk, it feels kind of unsatisfying.
	I feel like I have a horseshoe on.
	Am I doing something weird to my posture, to my feet?
	Anyway, that's a boring thing.
	And then he ends it with, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
	No, it's getting ridiculous.
	He hanged himself from a very short height.
	He's a tall guy.
	Maybe he went into a cannonball position.
	Maybe for the rest of the show, no more Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
	Let's make that a deal.
	Yeah.
	This is from someone named Blaine.
	To have just a few 15, 20 minutes, obviously Russian self-admittedly bad shows in a couple of weeks is not what I signed up for.
	Ever since the breezy point week on the show, where you all just decided to take an arbitrary break, it seems like you just don't care.
	It's a shame because when you put in the effort, the show is good and why I subscribe.
	Can we expect a more consistent schedule to come?
	I know you don't care about losing subscribers, as you said on the show, but at this point, it's just not worth the money.
	Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
	We had a deal.
	I don't know.
	I get what you're saying, But you know what we initially talked about was four shows and then two shows and a Friday show.
	Now you have four shows from me a week plus the Milo show plus Biggs plus Soph more coming.
	I think you're doing okay and I'm sorry some shows are very long and some shows are short.
	When we travel it's not easy putting together an hour show but isn't it good we travel?
	Doesn't that show you some variety in the long run?
	Some shows will be an hour and a half.
	Some shows will be 25 minutes.
	They're definitely not, I don't agree with you that there's been this decline.
	And I thought yesterday's show with the inventions showed a lot of effort.
	I'm pretty happy with the daily show investigation.
	Yeah, and all this late uploading crap, this is learning the hard way once, figuring out the ins and outs of this new server.
	And it's all to benefit.
	So that way you got the download, you got the things.
	It's only rough right in the beginning until we learn the ins and outs of this whole thing.
	CK, Milo's cheap set.
	Gavin, please get Milo a decent set.
	His beautiful face is literally in darkness.
	The weird background is too bright.
	The lighting overall is so terrible and the sound quality is awful too.
	Milo is such a talent, but the cheapness of the set makes the show too hard to watch.
	Sorry, but you, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
	All right.
	This is getting ridiculous.
	I'm done.
	I'm just getting insulted and I'm getting murdered.
	That's his set.
	That's the set that he likes.
	I think it looks pretty cool.
	It pops.
	No, Ryan.
	This is what sucks about you and your entire generation.
	When someone has a criticism like that, you don't just go, well, I mean, I think it's really good.
	You listen to it and you go, yeah, we should work on the lighting.
	Yeah, the lighting is so.
	So next time you're there, have a look at the lights and see if you can't light him better.
	Maybe there's one on the ground that's not in the shot that goes up.
	Yeah, I'm hoping they're not too critical about their lighting placement.
	And if the sound, is the sound bad?
	I haven't heard last week's episode.
	Actually, well, it was, here's the thing.
	Last episode, way good.
	The episode before that, there's a lot of mic rubbage.
	Steve over there, he mics him up, but he totally improved it.
	Let's go to the middle on Saturday when I said, let's try to make the call-ins better, and you said, I can't, I don't see how we can't work on that and fix that.
	Yeah.
	You haven't done anything.
	No, that's not true.
	I got in touch with Garrett, and then I also am trying to get, I got Optimum on the phone, and yeah.
	We'll discuss, we have to discuss, you know, who's, how do we get that phone call?
	I apologize.
	Yes.
	I apologize.
	You're right.
	I'm wrong.
	Now, someone.
	I remember seeing a letter about billionaire Michael Scott.
	Do you remember that guy?
	Yeah, Jack Ma.
	Yeah.
	Someone sent me an email, billionaire Michael Scott.
	They sent me an email where he's...
	Do you think you can find that?
	I'm watching the link he sent.
	This, by the way, is from a guy named Hua, and he sent this on September 10th.
	Oh.
	I'm just getting it.
	But I can't find the ceremony.
	I'm guessing this is coverage of it.
	If you will.
	If good at it, if you will.
	No, the video that I have here is not him handing over the torch.
	Jack Ma, you fucking billionaire loser retires.
	I know what we could look up.
	God, this show is...
	Jack Ma retires in rock star fashion.
	Oh, my God.
	And oh, my souso.
	Billionaire loser.
	Who knew you could be a billionaire loser?
	You can't buy cool.
	And my heart break in.
	Heart?
	My heart?
	You break my heart.
	My heart is broken too.
	That's lip-syncing clearly.
	Look at that.
	We hear in the silence.
	No, he's got an action.
	Why would you lip-sync something like that?
	Look.
	Then I must do and.
	And doesn't look like that.
	When you're making a pucker, the word, the sound and doesn't come out.
	I think it's just a little bit out of sync, and he's doing we.
	What the fuck is on his head?
	Wow.
	What a loser.
	You know, he's into like that Michael Jackson era where towards the end of Michael Jackson's career where he wore those stupid jackets.
	You raised me up so I can.
	Oh, this is the new CEO.
	Is he singing this song to Jack Ma?
	The only person that has that type of microphone set up is literally Snoop Dogg.
	He invented what he's holding right now.
	Shoulders.
	Symbols.
	He weighs me up.
	Look at his hair.
	How do you talk to your boss after you've seen this?
	How do you like submit an expense report to him or the proposal for the BNR initiative after you've seen him with that fucking giant D in his mouth?
	It's so otherworldly.
	Otherworldly.
	It's from another wood.
	What does the D symbolize?
	Symbo.
	How do you have a douchey polo?
	But imagine when they're having this meeting, they go, you know, I think it's good for the CEO to retire in every company after 10 years.
	So maybe we transition to Billy Wong.
	Yeah, okay, that sounds good.
	How should we do it?
	Should we just announce it in an email or memo, maybe?
	We could do a video, like a little video presentation.
	What about if I dress up as a fucking Muppet Michael Jackson black Latoya Jackson lunatic And we karaoke together, and then you have a giant D in your face with a silver jacket and a polo with a red button and a blue button.
	Yeah, with two different color buttons, a spike jacket, but just your normal hair.
	Right.
	Yeah, let's announce it that way.
	Do you want to do that?
	We'll have a little rock concert.
	It's amazing.
	Billionaire loser.
	All right, let's end the show.
	That was a fun video.
	Yesterday, we talked about a pilot who was giving a goodbye message to his family as he died.
	His engine died, and you can see the propeller erect there, not moving.
	And I didn't want to show it because I didn't want to show someone dying.
	And I think it's sick to trivialize someone dying and to not pay attention to the way they died.
	So without further much to do ado, we're going to show the entire clip.
	And I apologize for not doing this yesterday.
	I was wrong.
	You were right.
	It's legal, by the way.
	To show.
	go force me A first rail emergency.
	I shouldn't be filming this, but if anything happens, I want to find it out.

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