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Nov. 12, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E84 - VETERAN'S DAY INVENTIONS

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	I'm from New York.
	I'm nothing but talk, hips and you're all in the same but giving me the sweet talk fucking Loud noise Happy Veterans Day, folks at home.
	We are back in New York City and ready to report on the world.
	This helmet is very heavy and feels weird.
	I can hear an echo.
	Imagine having this on your head.
	You're in a trench, and you realize this is on my head, so someone can't blow my head off.
	How intense must that be?
	Just too much.
	Imagine being too stupid to even buckle it properly.
	There.
	That's perfect.
	How do you do this buckle?
	Just the amount of ammo wasn't sufficient, and then you just got this heavy rifle.
	I shot an M1 Grand out in Vegas a couple years back, and man, is it heavy?
	They get jammed up sometimes.
	You don't have a lot of bullets, and they kick so hard, and the sight's not very good.
	You have to really learn how to work that sight.
	There's just so much fodder, human fodder, artillery fodder.
	Everything was fodder.
	Just mud.
	It was like there was barely a delineation between the men dying and the mud around them.
	It was just like, send some more mud over the hill.
	Send them to die.
	And they just went, well, I'm 18.
	I don't even know what the fuck this stupid war is about.
	They always say, like, with World War II, oh, they saw the Holocaust.
	They were learning they hated the Nazis because they're anti-Semitic.
	No one knew what the fuck the Nazis were doing with the Holocaust until way after the war.
	Though the horror stories you heard and the shocking pictures you saw were in the 50s, late 40s.
	And then everyone was mortified.
	I was talking to G Vaucher from the Punk Band Krass, and she said, she was born around then.
	And she said, it was such a strange time because there was this sense of excitement and happiness and Jubilee, little Queen's Jubilee.
	But at the same time, we were seeing these pictures of the six million dead, and it was shocking and horrifying.
	And that's why her art, if you ever look at her Givoche's collages, it's always like something really happy and a beautiful, happy family.
	And why wouldn't you be looking this up while I'm talking about it?
	Oh, Givoche's art?
	Yeah, well, why don't you spell that name?
	G-E-E-V-A-U-C-H-E-R.
	But why wouldn't you start looking at that?
	I'm talking about art on a show that has pictures.
	Yeah.
	Actually, one of them we have right up here.
	Go wide?
	No, it's not in the shot.
	It's that one in the top left.
	No.
	The one with the smiling military guy.
	Oh, yes, that's right.
	My mother hates this picture.
	She said, I don't want to light that on the wall.
	It's trivializing what they went through.
	And I'm like, no, mom, it's the opposite.
	It's showing how macabre it all is and how we try to paint the war as something other than hell on earth.
	It's horrific.
	Anyway, she's also a great realist painter.
	She's one of my favorite artists.
	I'm going to write her a letter.
	She did that one with the Statue of Liberty that's been used by everyone in the world, unfortunately.
	That makes it less cool, kind of, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, the opening band was the vaccines.
	That song was, I think, from 2011, Norgad, about a pretty girl named Norgad who was unbelievably hot.
	But she's only 17, so she's probably not ready.
	I don't think they ever matched this jam.
	They're still around, but how do you beat this?
	Turn it up.
	Show me 17, so she's probably not ready.
	3-A-M-A-N, V-A-N-O.
	I've got a star you want to cover.
	Cross Bay Boulevard.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Beautiful.
	Yes.
	That's not my type.
	Is that your type?
	I mean, that's just a beautiful person.
	Well, if that's your type, why didn't you hook up with that Texan, you pussy homo?
	Whoa, whoa.
	Easy.
	I hate when young men have pussy handed to them on a silver platter and they're like, it wasn't the right time.
	Sometimes people are just more than pussy, Gavin.
	Yeah, there should be no situation where someone above a six offers you herself and you're like, oh, I got to go change my ramen noodle subscription.
	I thought you're comeback and I set you up for a perfect one.
	Sometimes people are more than pussy, Gavin.
	You'd be like, yeah, not you.
	Pussy?
	That would have been good.
	I should have said you're no more than a pussy.
	Yes.
	So yeah, this is Veterans Day episode.
	And I have Max calling me from prison, Ulster Prison, in about 20 minutes.
	So I'll ask if he's allowed for us to record it.
	If not, I'll get up.
	And Ryan, you can read some mailbag letters.
	Okay.
	Do you know my code on my computer?
	Yep.
	I'll set that up for you so it's all ready to go.
	Got some good ones.
	If they're boring and they're really long, don't read them.
	If it's someone sending you a song, don't click on it.
	Obviously, the people can't see you.
	Just like an interesting paragraph.
	Okay.
	I wanted to start the show with this incredible video I saw.
	This is 01.
	Of this D-Day vet.
	This is a British guy who was at D-Day, which I kind of feel a kinship with men who are D-Day because I saw Saving Private Ryan stoned.
	And I feel like this is kind of my day.
	Like him and I, if I saw him on the street, I would go like this.
	And then he would nod back like, how stoned?
	He'd probably want to know before he nods back.
	And I go, we smoked like two joints.
	I was there, dude.
	Like, I had a bad acid trip.
	Bullets are whizzing by my head.
	Actually, I heard that the opening from Saving Private Ryan caused PTSD.
	Wow.
	Like, it traumatized.
	My grandfather can't watch war movies.
	Your grandfather can't watch war movies.
	Certain war movies.
	Some of the old 50s ones you could watch.
	But he's a Vietnam vet, right?
	I see it.
	Look, I don't know about war, obviously.
	And when we make jokes like this, I'm not trying to trivialize soldiers.
	In fact, it's an homage to what a coward I am and how incredibly brave they are.
	I hope that message always comes through.
	But we should be allowed to just sort of conject.
	And would you say, is it possible that Vietnam was like a never-ending D-Day in the jungle?
	I couldn't imagine it.
	I mean, you know, because you don't know where the hell they are.
	And that's that to stop the boats getting too close?
	Yeah, so that way they have to swim to shore or something like that, right?
	Right.
	And then that way there's easy targets right there.
	Just slows them down.
	Well, that's what they were.
	I wonder how many men died on D-Day.
	Sheesh.
	Let me look that up because you're a fucking slowpoke guy.
	Well, we're also watching a film, so I mean...
	Half a million Allied and German troops killed.
	209,000 Allied casualties, 37,000 dead amongst the ground forces, and a further 16,000 deaths amongst the Allied air forces.
	Turn it up.
	You think D-Day was bad?
	Try this.
	Stoned.
	This scene causes PTSD, so for all our veterans watching, here's some of it.
	What the fuck?
	There's no World War II veterans watching this, you dimwit.
	But it's still combat.
	Yeah, I think Vietnam vets can watch this.
	I didn't realize there were so many Air Force deaths.
	16,000 deaths among the Allied Air Forces.
	You always think of the beach.
	200,000 Allied casualties.
	The dead that you see on the ground, I hate to use the word only, but was only 37,000 out of half a million?
	Well, the Heffernlands, including the Germans.
	Hmm.
	So I don't want to say...
	Wait a minute.
	What the fuck is going on here?
	The Allied casualty figures for DDA have generally been estimated at 10,000.
	Am I retarded?
	This is terrible.
	What kind of show practice is this?
	But then it says...
	Over 425.
	I'm getting some disparate numbers here.
	We'll get to the bottom of it.
	What are the odds of surviving D-Day?
	How many U.S. soldiers died D-Day?
	6,000 Americans were killed on D-Day.
	All right, this is...
	I apologize.
	We're a shitty show, but we have to get to the bottom of this because we're getting numbers from 10,000 to 400,000.
	It says 6,000.
	Oh, was I saying casualties?
	No, killed.
	Killed or wounded.
	Allied and German troops killed.
	And there couldn't have been that many Germans, right?
	They were just picking us off.
	Yeah.
	In April and May 1944, the Allied air forces lost nearly 12,000 men and over 2,000 aircraft.
	The Allied casualty figures for D-Day have generally estimated 10,000, including 2,500 dead.
	Broken down by nationality, the usual D-Day casualty figures approximately 2,700 British, 946 Canadians, 6,000 Americans.
	However, painstaking research by the U.S. National D-Day Memorial Foundation has achieved a more accurate and much higher figure for the Allied personnel who are killed on D-Day.
	They've recorded the names of individual Allied personnel killed on June 6th, 1944 in Operation Overlord, and so far they've verified 2,499 American casualties and 1,915 from other Allied nations, a total of 4,000 dead.
	So what was I, just reading a typo?
	Jesus, Gavin, that's embarrassing.
	And on Veterans Day.
	4,000 to 9,000 German casualties on that day.
	Oh, so we were pretty much tied because we have 4,000 dead.
	It says Allies, this is right here.
	It says Allied casualties were documented for at least 10,000 with 4,414 confirmed dead.
	Yeah.
	I don't know where the fuck we got that 425,000 thing from.
	Sorry about that.
	Ignoramus.
	We learned together.
	Yes.
	So it was a 9-11.
	I mean, it was in many ways much worse, but not a trivial event by any means.
	So I saw this video of a D-Day vet, a man who was there in what they're depicting, and he went off on a tangent about free speech.
	And it's a very compelling and shocking moment that I think is relevant to this show.
	All of it comes back to me.
	It's very emotional because so many died for nothing.
	And how do you think about the fact that now, 74, 75 years later, we still remember and pay attention to what freedom means.
	So the journalist isn't taking the bait.
	He doesn't want to say what he's just heard.
	So he changes it to sort of self-accolades to saying, how do you feel about 74, 75 years later, we're still talking about it?
	What would you like, a thank you from him?
	Thank you for remembering it.
	So he's coaching the old, oh, the stupid old man.
	He's coaching him to say something like, well, it was a big event, and I'm thankful that people still remember it.
	But it shows you how consequential.
	That's not what he's saying.
	Listen with your ear holes there, you fucking boomer.
	He said that the 4,000 that died that day died for nothing.
	So it was murder.
	His friends were murdered.
	And why does he say it was for nothing?
	Because we don't have free speech in this country.
	So those men died so we could be free.
	We're not free.
	So Those men died for nothing.
	That's what he just said.
	And you just ignore it?
	Because you think he's some dumb old man?
	Journalists should have empathy if they want to do their job correctly.
	They should like people, they shouldn't see people as below them.
	But you see this so common, so much in Britain, especially with an accent like that old man has.
	He's got an East London, Croydon working-class accent.
	And you just get this patronizing tone from the media class over there.
	And by the way, I don't like when people separate Britain and Canada and America.
	We all have the same bullshit problems.
	They're about five years more down the line with this bullshit, as Ezra Levant says, their dystopian time machine, where you can see where we'll be in five years.
	But we're headed there.
	Means, what do you think about that?
	Well, we ain't exactly got a load of freedom.
	If I said half what I'd like to say, I'd be arrested.
	But I've got a medal here from the Americans.
	That is the American Peace Medal.
	And it says on there, freedom of speech.
	But you can't say what you mean or mean what you say.
	That's the trouble.
	There's no real freedom.
	You're tied up with laws and rules that other silly buggers make, particularly politicians.
	But still we have to inform the youth about liberation, about what happened.
	That's very important.
	Well, they didn't do much of that in England.
	Not very many people heard about that.
	D-Day land is there.
	They don't teach them any.
	I had to go around the schools and talk to them about it.
	I've been to many schools and spent some very happy hours with the children.
	But they're very difficult to...
	Oh, there's no words to explain murder, because that's what it was.
	Whoa.
	So, that plays well with this Katie Hopkins video, where she made a comment about Muslim pedophile gangs.
	You know, the people we fought against.
	The Muslims were in bed with the Nazis in World War II.
	The North African, the war took, much of the war was in North Africa.
	We had, there was entire divisions where they had those stupid Shriner hats with the swastika on them.
	They were our enemies.
	And now we let them rape our children all over England.
	And Katie Hopkins dared to point that out.
	And the authorities came.
	So why did this man lose 4,000 of his fellow men?
	Just go to the video.
	Yeah.
	This is the Western world that that man almost died for.
	I wanted to update you with a couple of things that have been going on behind the scenes in my world.
	Police officers were dispatched to an address they believe to be mine from West Yorkshire.
	My crime, as they see it, was reporting on the majority Pakistani Muslim grooming gang who have just appeared in Leeds Crown Court.
	I reported information that was already in the public domain.
	I reported information that had already been produced and reproduced by a major national newspaper together with names and photographs.
	And I posted information without personal comment.
	However, I was told that if I did not remove the information that I had posted, that I would be referred and a failure to comply with their demands would mean I would be referred to the Attorney General under Section 4 of the Contempt of Court Act.
	And of course, the gentleman behind all of this and West Yorkshire Police coming to an address they believe to be mine was Judge Marson.
	Now you remember his name perhaps.
	He's the same judge that threw Tommy Robinson in prison for contempt of court without due process, something that was overturned on appeal.
	So it's that same judge that then sent police officers from West Yorkshire Police to come to an address they believe to be mine to try to intimidate me and to force me to remove the post that I had made reporting information already in the public domain.
	Those men in court have now been found guilty of the sexual assault and abuse of our young white girls.
	Six of them were jailed and actually as it turns out one of those men has absconded.
	He has eight years in jail.
	He is not in jail because he's absconded to Pakistan and I suppose there is the madness of my country right now where our young white girls are being raped, where the men who are doing the rapes are able to escape without going to jail and yet I'm the one with police officers showing up threatening me with contempt of court from a judge who already threw someone in jail without following due process.
	These are truly crazy times.
	Now one thing I'm not clear of there, it sounds like she's talking about two cases.
	The Pakistani, the man who absconded to Pakistan and isn't serving his sentence, that guy was one of the guys Tommy was exposing.
	So that guy didn't do prison time for raping a girl, yet Tommy did prison time for embarrassing him.
	Don't embarrass child rapists is the message we're getting here.
	Isn't that incredible?
	Just like Max and John up in Ulster prison right now.
	They get four years for a consensual fight, and the judge, that same judge, allowed a rabbi to rape eight children.
	And the sentence ended up being three months.
	He'd already served something like seven, and it was 10, and there was something wrong with the trial.
	Maybe they embarrassed the rabbi or they weren't kind enough to him during the trial or they dotted a T and crossed an I. But yeah, he got under a year, I believe, total time for raping children.
	So we have two cases of children being raped with no punishment and men being punished for standing up for themselves, for being men.
	Under the auspices of it's racism, it's Nazis, we have to stop the Nazis.
	I feel like that's what that French journalist was getting at too.
	He said, we have to teach the children about liberty.
	I think he was saying we have to teach the world about fighting Nazis.
	They don't give a shit about fighting Nazis.
	Nazi Is a new word for my enemy.
	And it's an effective way to control people.
	So do what I say, or I'm going to call you racist.
	And as we learned from Jeffrey Dahmer, the cannibal, who was petrified of being called a racist, though he happily admitted he was a cannibal, being called racist is the worst thing imaginable.
	So people just make it up.
	Have you met a racist?
	Have you hung out with an anti-Semite who genuinely despises Jews?
	It's pretty fucking rare.
	And if you bring it up in public, everyone gasps because it's so esoteric.
	But anyway, this is my last mention of Britain.
	I know it's weird to be talking about Britain so much on Veterans Day in America.
	But this just came out on Summit.news, my new favorite news site.
	UK National Health Service to deny treatment to racists and sexists.
	What?
	What, what, what?
	So you go to the ER, they look you up, and if you have a history of racism or sexism, you bleed to death.
	Does that sound reasonable to you?
	This is relevant for two reasons.
	One, the worst horrible racist Holocaust denier, bad guy that everyone says is everywhere, but it's only about 17 people, that vile piece of shit deserves to get medical treatment.
	If a murderer is stabbed in prison, he deserves to be stitched up and cured.
	Not pedophiles.
	We all want them dead.
	But even the worst members of our society deserve medical care outside of pedophiles and like, you know, serial rapists.
	You know what I mean?
	But the reason that this is truly disturbing is because I know their definition of racist and sexist is fucking horseshit.
	I'm definitely a sexist, according to them.
	I'm definitely a racist, according to them.
	I'm bleeding to death.
	So is Ryan.
	So is Andrew Dice Clay.
	So is Tommy Robinson.
	So are most comedians.
	When you look at who gets punished for this shit, it's never like a bona fide racist.
	Like when, say you were wildly left-wing and you read that article, you'd probably go, good.
	Now, I disagree with you, but I get what you're saying.
	But what you don't realize is they're not getting David Duke.
	They're not letting like some Klansman who sits there going, don't want to be touched by any Negroes.
	I'd rather bleed to death.
	Okay, fine.
	Bleed to death, you bitter old man.
	That's not the scenario.
	The scenario is this is a threat, this new rule with the UK Health Department.
	And it's saying, step at a line and you'll bleed to death.
	Don't cross us.
	We define racist.
	We define sexist.
	We define Islamophobe.
	We define transphobe.
	It's just as ABC News said, it's very aggressive to stand your ground.
	If some nut bar Indian is pounding a drum in your face, some hack, and you just stand there smirking, you're going to bleed to death.
	The only way to get out of this is in the future if they deem racism or any sort of unpopular thoughts like that like mental illness.
	Where like racism with the what the hell's the matter?
	I don't know.
	What were you, Baba Booe?
	He does that?
	Yeah, Robin.
	Yeah, but could you picture that, though?
	What do you think about that?
	Mental illness.
	Racism is actually mental illness.
	Sure.
	I mean, no, it's not mental illness.
	Well, first of all, there's two things with that goddamn allegation.
	One is, is it true?
	Two is, are you using it to just wield power over people?
	Now, in situation one, there are a tiny sliver of people who have those crazy beliefs.
	They deserve medical care, okay?
	David Duke deserves medical care.
	But more importantly, outside of that stupid sliver, they are denying Medicare.
	They are tyrannically opposing and oppressing people they disagree with.
	Look at Trump.
	How many times is Trump called a white nationalist?
	It's a very mainstream opinion.
	In fact, I think we've got that with 1-2.
	This annoying homo who does Larry O'Donnell's show, Kyle Griffin.
	Really smug.
	To the left, it's just a fact that Trump is a virulent racist.
	Click on that one.
	Yeah.
	Trump voters will have to ask themselves whether it is possible to go on believing that he's a man of sufficient character to hold the presidency.
	They will have to ask themselves what it means to overlook his racism and what this says about them.
	So if you, no, not that one.
	If you support Trump, you are a racist.
	And that second headline, by the way, said Republican support for him rises after racially charged tweets.
	It's the journalists that are defining racially charged.
	So the subtext there is the more racist he gets, the more he's loved.
	No, no.
	That's things that you deem as racist.
	Like when he said that the illegals coming over the border tend to disproportionately be rapists.
	They're sending rapists.
	They're rapists.
	Yes, a disproportionate number of Mexican illegals are rapists.
	He didn't say Mexicans are rapists.
	But that guy, Kyle Griffin, by the way, he sort of summarizes how the left sees Trump and everyone who likes him as a racist and someone who should bleed to death.
	But you know who his husband is?
	Joel Mears.
	And they are both activists.
	Kyle Griffin uses his activism to write Lawrence O'Donnell's show where they pretend everything is Russia, Russia, Russia and try to thwart Trump.
	Joel Mears is the editor of Rotten Tomatoes.
	And he's the reason every time there's a woke movie that sucks, it has 100% Rotten Tomatoes and a 2% audience rating.
	Conversely, when it's something controversial like Dave Chappelle, it has a terrible Rotten Tomatoes rating because Joel's in charge of that.
	These people are activists and they are determined to thwart our freedom.
	And they pose, what bothers me, though, is they pose as journalists.
	At least Antifa, I'm starting to like Antifa more and more these days.
	They don't want to press charges.
	They tell the cops to fuck off.
	They want to handle this themselves.
	They don't take you to court.
	They do try to get you fired.
	But at least they fight their own battles.
	And they say, I'm an activist.
	I'm here to destroy you.
	You're not covert.
	Yeah, I'm not a harmless.
	Like, Look at his Twitter profile.
	I'm a harmless little cartoon with sad puppy dog eyes.
	And I'm not here to affect anyone's life.
	I'm not trying to brainwash anyone.
	I don't have an agenda.
	I'm just a guy who fell off his bike.
	Whamp.
	All right, let's get back to America here.
	Trump did a speech today for Veterans Day that we maybe should have started with.
	I wonder if Max is going to call.
	Does your phone not ring?
	My phone doesn't ring.
	I'll be on it.
	Did you got that little button?
	Yeah, the ringer.
	Is that up?
	Yeah, it's up.
	My ringer's on full.
	I'll be on my phone and then I'll see a missed call.
	That happens to me sometimes, but not often.
	You're saying it happens often.
	I'm 17, but she's probably not ready.
	Would you have sex with a 17-year-old?
	Is that legal?
	I'm going to say.
	What's the age of consent in New York?
	I wouldn't want to.
	There's plenty of options to not have weird, trivial sex where you're worried about.
	It's just okay.
	Yeah, it's 17.
	Could you be like 100?
	You know, they, you know, I just heard recently the girl from Stranger Think, she's 12, and they put on like the sexiest girl magazine or some crap like that.
	Sexiest girl.
	Stranger things.
	She's only 17, so she's probably not ready.
	A.M., A.M. No, good.
	No, I don't want to.
	17-year-olds look like 13-year-olds.
	So you're weird.
	Oh, yeah, Millie Bobby Brown.
	What was she?
	14?
	They're so determined to empower everyone that they might as well just go up to a nine-year-old and say, sexiest, or like that, Desmond Amazing.
	Sexiest girl in the world award goes to Desmond the Amazing, the sexiest 10-year-old girl who's a boy.
	Dude, aren't there other people out there?
	13-year-old.
	I was thinking this about Ariana Grande.
	I was looking at a picture of her in the paper the other day, and she had on her thigh-high boots with stiletto heels and her long, long hair.
	And I was just like, something's...
	Hey, it was that picture.
	The one where she's wearing the fur suit and the purse.
	Yeah, it was that from that series.
	She's walking around New York.
	See if you can find her whole body with that series.
	You go to that series.
	And then click it.
	And then, yeah, and you're looking for the, on the right-hand side, it should be related images.
	Oh, yeah, they're not related.
	They're not there.
	But maybe click on that.
	And there's another one in that article?
	Yeah, there we go.
	Now look at that.
	That checks all the boner boxes.
	Right?
	But then you look at her.
	You know she's tiny.
	And you look at her face and you go, that's my daughter's friend.
	Yeah.
	It's not ready yet.
	Like, I think you're a fucking perv if you want to fuck Ariana.
	It's like an uncooked pie.
	It's like a little girl dressed up as like a Puerto Rican single mother whore for Halloween.
	And she was a Disney star like, what, three years ago?
	She's basically a tranny.
	Yeah.
	It's just not a very beautiful young lady.
	Yeah, but there's nothing that kind of you can grip onto and be like, that's.
	That's the word.
	Yeah, grip onto.
	There's just nothing there.
	It's just like, it's kind of Desmond is amazing.
	Kind of plasticky.
	Yeah, it's a child dressed up as a woman.
	She's a handsome young chick.
	She's still a child.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Look at her frame.
	How old is she?
	She's not baked fully yet.
	Let me see.
	She was a Disney star.
	26 years old.
	Okay, that's old enough to be a woman.
	But when you think of her, you think, wasn't she like a mousketeer or something?
	Yeah, like a Disney check.
	How about these weird...
	There's all these pictures of her as a little girl, a little precocious young girl.
	Oh, there she is at the Kids Choice Awards wearing stilettos with a little cartoon handbag.
	This is getting kind of weird.
	Like, say you were trying to train a pedophile.
	You'd show pictures of a little girl, and then you'd show her more mature, but with thigh-high boots on.
	And you're like, sexy, little girl.
	Sexy little girl.
	Get it now?
	Are they blending together?
	I remember there was this video called, it was a video for the macarina, and it's like, don't bada daddy, bada beddi macarina.
	And they had these sexy chicks in like short shorts and stilettos.
	And then it would juxtapose them to the same thing, but like six-year-old girls.
	But like the black one had a black six-year-old and the white one was a white one.
	I don't think that's it.
	It was like five or six different girls.
	And it was like, is this a pedophile training video?
	Society is showing you Britney Spears with Mickey Mouse ears.
	And they're saying, you like that?
	You like that?
	All right.
	Well, now she's a sex pot.
	Keep looking at her.
	Keep looking at her.
	I have a whole theory about everything, the way where media is going.
	And I don't know if you noticed this, but only recently did they start saying, being able to say shit and fuck on TV.
	And I remember that being cool.
	And what they did was they Trojan horsed it in with South Park, a cartoon, because you're like, oh, cool.
	And now it's just wild.
	And now all the kids are just filthier than adults.
	And they don't realize that.
	So I'm talking about the degradation of society and how pedophilia is becoming normalized.
	You're like, yeah, but people can swear.
	They're trying to make kids be like, you can look at all this dirty stuff.
	Everything is being marketed to kids.
	I think that another thing that's happening is we're so scared of racism, sexism, Islamophobia that the only taboo left is children.
	So we end up trivializing, you know, or what's a better word for this?
	Exploiting?
	Yeah, we end up exploiting them.
	And when it's pulled out of context, I'll send you an example.
	If an offensive joke about a kid that was sexual appeared and it was amidst a bunch of other totally offensive jokes, you just say, okay, well, I'm an offensive joke guy.
	I guess I have an offensive joke feed.
	But now that we don't have that, you see a weird child sex joke and it's not with anything else and it looks incongruous.
	I mentioned this on a previous episode where I saw this SNL sketch.
	Don't bother trying to find it.
	But it was like, Kristen Wigg played this guy's mother.
	I just texted you an important picture.
	Texted?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	And they had a relationship that was like incestuous.
	And you go, that's gross.
	But if it was on a show that was just full of gross stuff and the whole show was like, hey, I'm a racist and I farted.
	You go, I'm watching a raunchy show with all kinds of raunchy jokes.
	But that's the only time they're offensive.
	And it looks like you're watching this weird child porn network.
	Why are you doing that?
	And this was a tweet I saw.
	I just sent it to Ryan Anna Dresen.
	I don't know who that is.
	Do you?
	Not her.
	It looks like one of these mediocre new female comedians.
	She says, I bring my 18-year-old son to the doctor every year to have them check if he still has a gorgeous tight little beanhole.
	What?
	Now, you go through all the other jokes in that feed for comedians, and there's nothing else offensive.
	Do you get what I'm saying?
	Like, I'm not for censorship, but when you just have one area where you can be offensive, you gross us out.
	Wait, are you trying to understand that?
	Yeah, where's the funny in there?
	Is it just like a shock?
	Yeah, and she clearly doesn't have an 18-year-old son.
	And maybe it's referring to a news item.
	I don't know.
	Anyway, sorry, let's start the show.
	It doesn't look like...
	We'll see.
	Let's go back to Trump's speech.
	Sorry.
	This should have been the beginning of the show.
	I also want to thank the Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation, which provides scholarships to children of our fallen heroes.
	To every Gold Star family, we will stand by your side forever.
	It is very fitting that the Veterans Day parade begin right here in New York City.
	Since the earliest days of our nation, New York has exemplified the American spirit and has been at the heart of our nation's story of daring and defiance.
	On July 2, 1776, the British Armada sailed into New York Harbor, numbering more than 400 ships and carrying more than 30,000 men.
	The British came here to snuff out what they thought was just a minor American revolution.
	Didn't turn out to be that way.
	But the Redcoats did know, what they did know was they were going to have a problem, but they didn't know that New York would meet them with the fearsome power of American patriots.
	Can you just pause?
	Or is it over?
	Yep.
	It's interesting, too, that the Brits, their final solution back then was to burn down your house and kill your wife and kids.
	Really?
	Yep.
	Wow, that's brutal.
	They did that with the South Africans in, what was it, 1800 when they took over South Africa.
	And the South Africans were kicking their ass.
	They were mobile.
	They'd go to Germany and buy the latest guns.
	And the Brits were so top-heavy back then, they would bring actual workout gyms with them, giant kitchen tents, and they'd build a little village.
	Meanwhile, the Boers would just jump on their horse, shoot everyone, and then vanish into the night.
	And so they were losing.
	And then Churchill's boys said, all right, let's put in Operation Worst Humans Alive, Operation Nightmare.
	And so they killed all the women and children that were waiting back home for their Boer husbands.
	And it worked.
	It demoralized the men and they crushed them.
	They did the same to the Americans in the 1700s.
	And it didn't work.
	America is unique that way.
	They said, you're going to fucking kill my family?
	Then they get into punisher mode.
	And instead of them being demoralized, it made them more ruthless.
	And that's when they were able to overpower the English.
	The English played dirty pool.
	And Americans are a unique country.
	Maybe because it takes a lot of grit to get over here.
	I'm not trivializing the boars.
	But it takes a lot of grit to get here and survive the Indians and survive the climate.
	So when they started kicking at this wounded dog, it started snarling and it bit their head off.
	I'm dead!
	Dead!
	Oh!
	Brrrr!
	That was a noble war.
	How many died there?
	You know.
	Death's Revolutionary War was 6,800 Americans killed in action, 6,100 wounded, and upwards of 20,000 were taken prisoner.
	Historians believe that an additional 17,000 deaths were the result of disease, including about 8,000 to 12,000 who died while prisoners of war.
	Well, yeah, they put them on these barges.
	I'm sorry to be rubbing my nose like this.
	Ryan swept the studio before we started, turned the whole thing into dust particles.
	So we're sitting here sneezing and itching our eyes.
	Yeah.
	Trying to survive this.
	It's the least discomfort we could put ourselves through to try to.
	Yeah, you think fighting the American Revolution was bad.
	You think World War I was bad.
	Try having an itchy nose.
	Casualties two.
	Strongest two you ever seen.
	Is that all we have for that war stuff?
	Oh, I did want to add.
	Everyone shits on Trump for not going to Vietnam.
	Oh, he dodged the draft in Vietnam.
	Isn't that such a weird insult?
	Because you think Vietnam was D-Day in the jungle, and now you're a pussy if you weren't there.
	It was like your grandfather still can't talk about it.
	It was so horrific.
	They would call in airstrikes on themselves because they were so close to the enemy.
	They would say, you know, the coordinates basically here.
	And I'll just jump backwards when I hear the bombs drop.
	Yeah, and I don't know.
	Here's the thing, it's like they fight for the freedom to be just kind of a guy who's in America doing what Trump does.
	The freedom to do that, you know?
	So as long as you respect the soldiers fighting for that.
	That's another curious thing where they have people, comedians and liberals going, actually, you know what?
	I don't support the troops.
	Fuck the troops.
	Someone who signs up to do that for a living to go kill innocent people.
	Okay, so what scenario, again, it always comes back to this.
	What scenario are you suggesting?
	We don't Have an army at all, like you said.
	No borders, right?
	Now, if there's an invasion, we have no army, and you don't want us to have guns.
	So, what do we have?
	And you hate the police, oink, oink, you monsters.
	We still got to make that t-shirt.
	Uh, we've talked about this.
	That one I don't remember.
	You don't know what I'm talking about?
	Oink, oink you monsters.
	Oh my god, maybe we didn't talk about on the show.
	That one I'm not, I'm really this we're not.
	I'm obsessed.
	And every time I see a cop, I show them this picture.
	They never laugh, too.
	Maybe they don't trust me and they think I'm about to throw a milkshake on them or something.
	But there was a massive protest in Brooklyn when the MTA decided they'd had enough of turnstile jumping.
	Oh, yes.
	Right?
	Here it is.
	You prefer email, right?
	Yes.
	And so they said that became the police are just terrorizing black people.
	And AOC said, the reason they're jumping the turnstile is because they can't afford the subway to get to work.
	You dicks.
	And also, de Blasio made it not a thing.
	You could just go ahead and do that and poo-poo in the streets.
	Right.
	So I go, what's your scenario?
	The MTA is free.
	No civilians have guns.
	And there's no military.
	Like, what country doesn't have a military?
	Some stupid fake country like Switzerland or like Nepal or something.
	America's not going to have a military?
	So once you concede that America has to have a military, then how can you not see the bravery of the men signing up?
	And then you also want to get rid of guns.
	So the people aren't even armed themselves.
	You admit that they have to have a military.
	You know that it's very brave to be willing to die for your job.
	I'm not willing to die to come here and do this show.
	Well, almost.
	I am.
	And then you still call them, you still don't revere them.
	Like, you understand that soldiers don't sit there at the board meetings going, can I say something, Captain?
	What about if we invade Afghanistan?
	Do you want to try that?
	Right.
	So have you never seen this photograph?
	It's one of my, Okay, here we go.
	Free speech t-shirt.
	All right.
	So there's wonderful things in this.
	The only least uninteresting thing is in the foreground.
	Poverty is not a crime.
	Yes, that's true, lady.
	But jumping turnstiles is.
	But this is my favorite.
	Zoom in on the bottom right there.
	Oink, oink, you monster.
	And she's crying.
	A rich white girl.
	Look at the dumb white girl with the blood.
	I mean, the Crips bandana on.
	You know that you're calling bloods pussies when you wear that color around your neck, don't you?
	Anyway, she's got, she sat there on a piece of two inch by two inch cardboard and wrote, oink, oink, you monsters.
	Then she's holding it up and crying.
	Oink, oink is probably the cutest onomatopoeia duplicate.
	Oink, oink, you monsters.
	There's so much going on with this photo.
	Like, imagine a cop seeing that and going, fuck.
	Yeah.
	Fuck you.
	Oink, oink.
	That's a pig reference, isn't it?
	But also imagine going to a rally with a sign this big.
	You packed your sign?
	Yep.
	Where is it?
	It's in my pocket.
	Okay.
	What are you going to hold it up?
	Yeah.
	I'm going to be crying, so I'll have that.
	And then this picture is the gift that keeps on giving.
	If you look in the background, we see a sign that says, make the MTA free.
	Just make it free.
	Free subway.
	The sandwich chain subway should also be free.
	$3 foot long.
	And this goes back, by the way, to the British Health Service saying, I don't want racists.
	This is all about power.
	So the MTA is free.
	School is free.
	Healthcare is free.
	Who controls it?
	The government.
	I'll be your mommy.
	I'll feed you.
	I'll decide what you get.
	If you oppose me, you'll get less.
	I'll call you a racist.
	And then you'll bleed to death or you won't get food or you won't be able to ride the subway.
	I mean, we had the Amtrak cancel Milo's ticket.
	We had to cause a stink to get it back.
	All right.
	I wanted to get to this.
	Yeah, there's nothing too pressing right now.
	Oh, there's all those videos I sent you.
	Shit.
	So much, so much to cover.
	Let's just, maybe we could cover that tomorrow.
	Let's, I've been working on some inventions, and I don't have time to pursue these.
	I don't want to start a new career as an inventor.
	So I've decided it would be generous to give them to you.
	I am about to give you 15 free inventions that I came up with off the dome.
	I'll explain to you why they're relevant.
	It's basically like I'm sending you to Shark Tank with a great idea, and it's up to you to take it from here.
	And I'm not going to sue you when you make a billion dollars with these.
	Go nuts.
	Ladies and gentlemen, 15 free inventions.
	15 free inventions.
	15 free inventions.
	These are a gift to you.
	Wait, why'd you say 10 free inventions?
	On the card?
	Yeah, there's 15 here.
	No, some of them aren't.
	Well, you'll see.
	You're contesting my inventions?
	Yeah, I mean, some of them are very close to things that might exist.
	Wow.
	You want a jump frog?
	Jump.
	I don't know what that means, but yeah, I'll jump.
	I appreciate the nuts.
	You got nuts, kid.
	Thanks.
	You got nuts.
	The Italians call it Moxie.
	These inventions, I'm not going to sue you when you invent them.
	You will make tons of money.
	They are brilliant ideas that I have had.
	And I don't want to put the money down and get the trademark and go through all that crap.
	I don't have time for that shit.
	So you have to get the venture capital.
	I'm not funding it, by the way.
	Don't ask me for any money.
	And I've already invented a bunch of stuff.
	I'm done with inventings, But I still have an inventor's brain.
	So I'm passing these on to you as a gift.
	All right.
	Number one.
	You're like a shark tank cuck.
	This is a free shark tank cuck.
	I'm like shark tank Santa.
	Cuck.
	Oh my a cuck.
	Because you're watching other people pitch your inventions.
	Yeah.
	Whatever.
	You're really sassy today.
	Yeah.
	When it comes to inventions, you know.
	Number one, this place in history.
	It's an app for your phone.
	And what you do is, you know how there's those, I was going to say astrology apps.
	Astronomy apps.
	Not girls, boys.
	Where you can lie down in your backyard at night and you shine your phone up and it tells you what all the constellations are.
	Oops.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	You just disappeared.
	Hold on, one second.
	Well done.
	Your arrogance seems really justified.
	Arrogance.
	So yeah, it tells you what the planets are, what the stars are, what the constellations are.
	And if it's any constellation, I don't know a lot of them either.
	And you can move your phone all over the place, and it automatically maps where you're going.
	Play that video.
	Has everyone seen this before?
	I mean, it's not great for us city folks because we rarely see the stars, but for the rest of the people out there, we don't need the audio.
	I just think it would be nice if it was moving.
	For some reason, they kept it on a pause here.
	Really?
	Nothing moves here.
	Yeah.
	This guy's got a lame video.
	Huh.
	Anyway, so it's that, but you're in New York and you scan it down.
	Like I went to Aldo's Shoes on Broadway because Bill the Butcher was killed there.
	And I told the people at Aldo, I go, did you know Bill the Butcher died here?
	And they go, I don't like that.
	We don't care.
	It was the manager.
	And I guess she didn't want tourists coming by and wasting her time.
	I kind of get where she's coming from.
	She was like, shut up.
	I don't want people to know.
	But Ryan claims there's a problem with this investment.
	Wait, let me finish it before you poo-poo it.
	So there's a Gangster New York tour on your phone.
	And you look at a topographical map and you can see like where the Know-Nothings were, where the Bowery boys were, what the various TERFs were.
	And then you can go to the spot where this guy died or this battle was.
	And then there's a separate one for jazz.
	And you have a topographical map and it shows you where Louis Armstrong got in a fist fight with Clarence Clements.
	I don't know anything about jazz.
	Nor should anyone.
	And all the photography, whatever you want.
	There's different apps for different things.
	And you just shine your phone around.
	And it could even show you what the building looked like back when Bill the Butcher was killed.
	So throughout history, it'll show you what stuff looks like.
	Yes.
	Well, this is the Freedom Tower elevator.
	So it takes you up.
	It shows you when it was merely grasslands and swamplands.
	Real estate was much cheaper then, obviously.
	A couple beads.
	We bought that for some beads and $14, but that was a fuck ton of money back then.
	And there's no evidence that the Indians we bought Manhattan from owned Manhattan.
	They may have just been passing through and they went, thanks for the $14.
	And so now they're going through the history of built.
	That's okay, that is a lot of my idea.
	But my idea is more about this location, this happened.
	But all right, fine.
	Someone's thought of that before.
	You have some building blocks.
	You may have to talk to the Freedom Tower people about copyrights.
	So that one's crossed out.
	Number two, I was going to call this the child safety feature filter, sorry, but that's confusing.
	It's basically a no kids hurt filter.
	I don't like children in peril.
	I hate it and it ruins my day.
	Like this story, some kid fell down a well and died.
	A three-year-old was trapped there for three days.
	That cripples my soul.
	That makes me feel like someone has shearing scissors and they're cutting from the inside of my body up my rib cage and then I'm in pain all day.
	I don't want to know that.
	It's in Spain.
	So I want there to be a filter on my phone.
	Actually, can you get that off?
	I want there to be a filter on my phone where if I go to dailymail.uk or whatever and there's some baby found in a dumpster or something, that's just gray.
	I don't want to know.
	And I hate it in movies too.
	Like Manchester by the Sea starts out with dead children that died in a house fire and we see their charred bodies being put in an ambulance because a log rolled out of the fireplace onto the carpet.
	How many times does that happen?
	What family with kids doesn't have a fire guard in front of their fireplace?
	Anyway, I don't like it in movies, but I can look it up first and make sure I don't see those movies, but I hate it in news, so get it out of my news.
	But you go, Gavin, what about patterns like these drag queen story hours for kids or these hormone blockers they're giving kids to prevent trans kids from going through puberty?
	That's a war on children you need to know about.
	Yes.
	If it is indicative of a pattern, then yes, do include it in my newsfeed.
	But if it's some freak accident or freak sicko that did something horrible to a baby or a child in another part of the world or even in Florida, I don't want to hear about it.
	Please invent that filter.
	And that one has not been invented.
	That's correct.
	That's mine.
	All right, so that's essentially number one, but we'll go with the original numbering system.
	Number three, fight consent app.
	Now, because we live in the least romantic time possibly in history, when two young people want to get together, they dig up their phones and it says, we will be screwing now.
	And I guess you click up various boxes.
	Like, what about, is there an anal box or an oral?
	Shall we do 69s?
	No, I'm not checking the 69 box.
	And then you sign it or click on it, whatever.
	Okay, fine.
	I'm not horny anymore, but fine.
	But what about the same thing for fights?
	Two guys don't like each other.
	They want to take it outside.
	They don't want to get arrested.
	They don't want to go to jail.
	They don't want to get sued.
	You look at Max and John in prison right now for four years for fighting Antifa.
	Voluntary fight.
	Both sides wanted to do that.
	And now one side, even though the Antifa side said, fuck off, pig, One side is in prison for four years.
	They wouldn't have had as easy of a case if there was an app that Antifa had signed saying, Yes, let's do this.
	The mods and the rockers in Brighton Beaches were voluntarily fighting.
	No one got in trouble because it was consensual.
	So I want a fight app that says, Let's do this.
	Although it's going to be weird because we're now going from, you want to step outside to, you want me to get the app?
	I'll load it up.
	It's loading up right now.
	Here it is.
	Oh, I got updated.
	Okay, hold up.
	Updating the app?
	Yeah, as soon as that updates, it's going down.
	You're helping each other?
	No, no, dude, it's that button.
	Yeah.
	You see the update.
	No, no, that's not on the main menu anymore.
	You know, you can sign up with your Touch ID, right?
	Here.
	I didn't know that.
	No, this is what you do.
	And then you can go right to the consent form without, you skip the intro here.
	Yeah, there you go.
	It'll call you the accidentally make friends app.
	Yeah, they totally simmer down during the thing.
	Like, oh, that's pretty cool.
	What is that?
	An iPhone 11?
	Yeah, it's an iPhone 11, yeah.
	It's not much better.
	Like, it's not worth the extra money.
	I would have stuck with that if I could have.
	In the way that, like, the sex apps take away all the romance, the fight apps take away all the heat.
	Yeah.
	We can use this unromantic behavior to calm down more incendiary impulses.
	It's amazing.
	It's like a contraceptive and a fight simmer downer.
	All right.
	Number four, depending who's counting, portable drink holder.
	So I came up with some of these while drinking, and I'm not proud of the drunk ones.
	They're not good.
	It's like when you have a brilliant idea, when you're dreaming, and you go, I'm going to be fucking rich.
	And then you wake up and you're like, a sedu, a sedu for sand?
	What?
	So this was, we're standing on the train drinking beer and you're getting jostled around.
	You want to check your phone or whatever.
	And you got this beer in your hand and you wish you could just put it somewhere.
	So I thought, what about a sticky pad that's flat, right?
	You put it in your briefcase, whatever.
	It folds out and it can carry a beer on it, but it's soft, light cardboard and it's got an adhesive backing.
	And then I realized, if this is later, I realized that if it's got an adhesive backing, it's strong enough to hold a beer, it's probably going to be really hard to get off the wall.
	Now you're leaving stick all over the wall.
	You would have to be plastic and it'd have to be screwed in, and those have been invented.
	Kind of like that, yeah.
	Yeah, I basically invented this, but cardboard.
	And it's like, what are you doing?
	And it's not going to be strong enough.
	And the best case scenario is that you vandalize the train, and now everyone has this weird texture of sticky tape.
	All right, they're not all gems.
	They're not all going to get you rich.
	This one I'm very proud of.
	And it's numbered here as number five.
	Thick pockets.
	Now, in the summer, if you're like me, you hate being hot.
	I hate the heat.
	And one thing I really hate about the heat is I'm not a shorts guy when it's work time, obviously.
	And when you're wearing pants, suit pants, any kind of pants, in Manhattan in July, your legs sweat so much, you have wet legs.
	Now, if you have thin material on your pants, then you can breathe and you get some air up there, and it's livable.
	But the problem is, and by the way, this article is written by a woman.
	I guarantee you, the art department, whatever, who did this is a gay.
	And no one tucks their shirt in like that.
	And when they say bulging pockets, the visual they just made here isn't a bulging pocket.
	This is the problem with these gay magazines like GQ.
	The final product isn't what the writer was going for.
	But they just sort of like this, I have a magazine background, so I'm pretty finicky about this.
	They farm it all out to the different departments, and then they make something like this.
	This is not what bulging pockets look like.
	Bulging pockets have the pocket, and I can't do it here, but you have like your car keys are ridiculously big now, right?
	So you have your car keys, it's got all your house keys, all your other crap on, you got your AirPods, and you end up with a pretty sizable fist of crap.
	Now, when you have thin materialed pants, those bulge out like crazy, not like this at all, GQ.
	And it looks like you have these two tumors on your upper thighs.
	And we can see the exact shape of your keys.
	It's annoying.
	So most people give up on thin pants just because of that.
	Here's my solution.
	The material, your pocket, actual material, this stuff, right, is thick as denim.
	Thick as thieves.
	So you have thin material pants, but with a pocket that is like industrial denim.
	Like the kind that the union was using in 1832.
	Thick as shit, fucking canvas.
	And now that thick pocket will sort of hold in the bulge of the keys.
	I mean, there'll still be a part that goes out, but it won't be all like jaggedy and shapey.
	It'll be more like a boo.
	You get me?
	And then you still get the thin-skinned legs.
	That's good.
	I'm really happy with that one.
	That's why I took so long on it.
	Number six, depending who's counting.
	Why can't you dial 911 on your computer?
	What if there's an emergency, you have no phone, and you want to dial 911?
	Well, you got to go on Skype or something?
	There should be a 911 URL you can just go to and that calls your local 911.
	And the 911 operator should come on as a chat and you can talk to her.
	Like, what if there's a shooting on the train, right?
	You don't want to go, hi, 911, there's a guy with a gun here and he's killing people.
	You're underneath a chair.
	You're freaking out.
	Bullets are whizzing overhead.
	You open up your laptop and you call 911 on your computer and then you chat with her.
	And yeah, he's Muslim and he's screaming Ala Akbar and we're all going to die.
	We're on the G train headed to Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
	Help.
	No problem.
	We'll be right there.
	Thank you for your URL contact.
	This is just 911.gov.
	Oh, shit.
	Wait a minute.
	Need to call or text 911?
	Holy shit.
	We're down to nine.
	Well, no, no, no.
	Look, emergency assistance not available through this website.
	There you go.
	Oh, so when you click on that, they go, well, you should get on a phone then and call them.
	Yeah, that's terrible.
	Phew.
	Okay, we're back up to 10.
	Or at least, I don't know why you say 10, but I'm going to take Your word for it.
	This one, charge me.
	I invented this.
	It's a cord where you plug in your phone to your girl's phone and it usurps the power.
	So, say she's at zero and you're at 100.
	You use this magic cable and it drains your power and gives it to her.
	Now you're both at 50.
	And that's as simple as that.
	It's a way to turn your phone into an external battery.
	It's amazing.
	It would look something like this, I suppose.
	That is my invention.
	Did you make a video for this one already?
	No, someone has gone into a time machine.
	Oh.
	watched this video.
	This is weird, because the reason they stole this idea from me is because of this video, yet we're using their...
	Oh, this is them reviewing your product in the future?
	Basically, yes.
	Okay, so those aren't your hands?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I gave away this idea.
	Oh, that's right.
	Is that an Indian guy?
	And he can do it.
	I never even thought of that.
	Different phones.
	Yeah.
	Not bad, buddy.
	You are on duty, buddy.
	Okay, here's one.
	It's a bird app.
	You know, Shazam, where you can just hold up your phone?
	A lot of these are media phone related.
	There's not a lot of cool man stuff here.
	Like a sledgehammer with ergonomic grip so your hands don't get blisters.
	You can tell what a pussy I am by my inventions.
	Like this one.
	It's a bird app.
	Like you know Shazam when you're just like, I love that Tyler, the Creator song.
	Well, this one is like, you know how you want to identify birds?
	And you're like, what is that?
	Is that a keel build mot mot?
	And you can't tell, right?
	You're like, the J has like the meanest call ever.
	It's like, rah, rah.
	Oh, that's a dove.
	And you just hold it out.
	And then you can hear, your phone will hear what that bird is.
	It'll identify it, show it to you.
	I have a bird.
	I'm into birds.
	But the problem with birds is it's like learning guitar.
	There's just so many species that you just cannot get a grip on it.
	And I have this $17 app that I can look up a bird.
	It'll tell me everything there is to know about it.
	But if I have a call, it can't sort the call.
	It can tell me every bird's call.
	But that's the horse before the cart.
	I feel like the cart before the horse.
	This kind of maybe you were inspired from this when I showed you this app on my phone where you could you point your camera to a tree or a plant and it tells you what it is.
	No, I've thought of this for years.
	Oh, because somebody else might have been inspired.
	If they can do that with plants, why can't they do it with birds?
	What's this?
	Oh, they can.
	You see.
	ID birds by their songs.
	Fuck.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	In my defense, I invented this about three years ago, maybe more.
	And I scoured the web for one because I wanted one.
	It wasn't like I didn't want to be identified.
	But at that time, there was one school that was doing it for just a few local birds.
	I wanted an app for all birds everywhere and they weren't done.
	But apparently they finished their work and pursued my invention.
	Okay.
	I'm going to buy it.
	So it can do any species hit species there.
	Because it better not be like four blue jays and an owl.
	a great movie that's when i play bird poker that's the the best hand you could possibly get that's the full house yeah okay so they just got a lot of birds so you you can just point it to the any bird sound and it'll do it i'm gonna buy this i'm gonna buy this and get back to you but if it's a ripoff then i'm up to 11 and not down to 10.
	All right.
	Number quote-unquote nine.
	It's called Live Feed Bar.
	Now, I was going to call it Bar Feed, but it looks like Bar Feed, like someone puked on you.
	I am an old man.
	Will you stop showing our phone number, Tardo?
	Sorry.
	I'm an old man, and I have my three local bars, and there's certain bartenders I like, certain bartenders I don't like, certain patrons, regulars I like, certain I avoid like the plague.
	And if there's one thing as old guys hate, it's a bar jam-packed with millennials.
	I am a Klansman in Harlem when there are millennials in a bar.
	It makes my skin crawl.
	I'd rather die.
	I'll open the door, I'll see it's packed with millennials, and just close the door, and I don't care if I have to walk 10 miles back.
	And as a guy who doesn't like to drink and drive, I often walk to these bars or take my bicycle if it's in the next town three miles away.
	Now, I don't want to trek all the hell out there if there's a douchey, boring bartender, some chick who's always looking at her phone, and the regulars are retards.
	So you sign up to an app.
	Now, my kids'baseball games have this.
	There's stadiums that have these little cameras, and you can watch your son's games.
	So you've got to work that day or something, you're not in town.
	You can watch your son at work.
	I mean, sorry.
	You can watch your son play baseball via this app.
	So your bar should have a camera where you can see, like this setup, there's a bunch of normies playing pool.
	Bartender looks kind of okay.
	He's engaging the staff.
	Yes, I want to go here.
	I'll just ignore Tubby two times over there.
	The pool whale.
	She's no pool shark.
	And I'll enjoy myself here, makers.
	Maybe watch the game or something.
	I won't pay any attention to him.
	I would go to that bar.
	That's an ideal scenario.
	And I know people are probably saying, well, no, no.
	You don't want to do that because it could discourage people from going to the bar if they see that it sucks.
	No.
	Honesty is the best policy.
	Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
	You don't want people to be duped.
	If your bar is so shitty that you have to hide the fact that it's empty and you hope someone stumbles in and you get them like you're some sort of fish trap, then you're a shitty bar.
	You should be proud of whatever is going on in your bar at whatever time.
	And the more information, the better.
	The more interesting.
	I believe, ultimately, it will make more people come to your bar.
	And another thing they'll do is they'll start organizing their time better.
	They'll be like, oh, Tuesday, November.
	nights is like uh ladies night i know not to go there it'll be jam-packed with horny dudes and annoying young girls wednesday people are too hungover to come in and wednesday is a good time to go Sorry, that took way too long for a very simple concept.
	Hope that hasn't been invented.
	All right, number 10, but probably not number 10.
	New York Post URL.
	This one is incredibly boring, so hear me out.
	Ryan, if you show the fucking phone number one more time, I'm going to whip that at your head.
	Do you need to put stickers on your buttons?
	No.
	Why do you keep doing that?
	Just get rid of that.
	Okay.
	Jesus Lord.
	It's okay to make a mistake, but to make the same mistake three times is Homer Simpson shit.
	Dough.
	The problem, I love reading the New York Post.
	I love reading the paper.
	Okay, boomer, you got me.
	I like actual paper.
	But the problem with the New York Post is you read some crazy article.
	Like I read about this guy who runs a fruit stand.
	His name's Muhammad.
	He runs a fruit stand in the Upper West Side, and there's no fruit in it.
	And all the bourgeois, rich white people are totally verclamped because they go, oh, he's not making money.
	And they want to have a fundraiser for him.
	And I'm reading it going, a Muslim is on your corner every day with a giant fruit cart with just empty boxes.
	Can we investigate this guy, please?
	This is sounding a little spooky.
	No one, that hasn't occurred to anyone in the article.
	So I thought it was an interesting article.
	Now, I want to put that out on my ghetto social media, the few places I'm still allowed, like Telegram and Parlor.
	But I need the URL.
	The New York Post doesn't have the same URL as the paper.
	So the moment Hong Kong protesters set man on fire, in the newspaper, it'll be called Fires in Hong Kong.
	Protesters do this to a dude.
	And you can't find it.
	So you have to look up the author and then see their most recent articles, then click on it.
	It's a huge pain in the ass.
	So what the New York Post paper should do is they have the article at the very end, there's a tiny URL.
	And it says tinyurl e4xb.com.
	And then you just manually type that out in your social media and you get straight to the article.
	And now you can computer tweet whatever about what you read in the actual physical paper.
	So you can have that for free, New York Post.
	Number 11.
	This one's pretty drastic and it might freak you out.
	But it's called Medically Dangerous.
	Number 11 is a special, probably a skull.
	Yeah, it's a skull logo that you put on products that are FDA unapproved and incredibly dangerous.
	Like I remember I had that water problem with my ear?
	I had wished, and I was considering using actual pliers, I wished there was some pliers I could use to pry open my ear and to drain it out.
	That's incredibly dangerous and really stupid, and no doctor would do that.
	But I would like the prerogative to do my own hillbilly medicine.
	In Canada, we'd call it hoser medicine.
	I performed an ingrown toenail operation on myself using pliers in a six-pack and a pair of tiny Swiss Army knife scissors.
	Cured it.
	We cut out a guy's tumor once with just a knife and some scraper.
	It came out like goristle.
	Yeah.
	It was in the vice party issue.
	He just got to numb it.
	Anyway, I'm not, please don't try that at home.
	But I understand that we have the FDA and it doesn't want us doing things.
	They don't want some company selling you some eye shit that's going to make you go blind.
	But that should be your prerogative.
	And especially if you're dying of cancer.
	If you're dying of cancer, you should be able to take the skull route where there's this incredibly dangerous radioactive heavy shit where you know you're going to die anyway and you voluntarily agree to try it out.
	And the great thing about that is we have all these free guinea pigs, all these free bunnies that are willing to die to test our product.
	Now, we know if it works probably 15 years before the FDA, the FDA, by the way, takes forever to approve something.
	You know how they have a cochlear implant that cured deafness?
	We had a similar thing going for blindness, but the FDA approval time was going to be about 15 years.
	John Stossel talks about this.
	So the investors, they don't wait 15 years for a return on their investment, and they just said, ah, fuck it.
	And now blind people are still blind.
	If blind people want to sign up for the skull program, maybe we should call it the skull program.
	Medically dangerous, isn't that catchy?
	Make it the skull program.
	They should have the right to.
	It's a free country.
	You're allowed to kill yourself.
	Number 12.
	This one's kind of weird.
	I call this the bouncer wall.
	Now, I went to Israel and I saw the wall that they built that brought terrorism in Israel down to zilch.
	Zero.
	From about one a day, about an attack a day, to absolutely nothing.
	And you've seen the big wall that Banksy is scared of, and it's like 11 meters high.
	I met the guy who built it, fascinating guy.
	But that giant part of the wall that you see, that's right, you know, downtown Tel Aviv, whatever, that's only 5% of the wall.
	Most of the wall is this.
	It's just a smart fence.
	And it's pretty easy to get over.
	But as soon as you go within, like, where those dogs are, we have an alarm and we have a Jeep there within a minute and a half that will get those guys and put them back over the wall or detain them or whatever.
	So I want to duplicate that.
	And I know you go, Gavin, that's not an invention you made.
	That's an invention that, oh, God, what was his name?
	Rod Tarzer?
	Anyway, that's an invention that he made.
	Well, here's my twist.
	This whole detaining illegals after they cross the border and putting children in cages.
	Ooh, I just did air quotes unironically.
	Putting children in cages and the whole stop separating families.
	That's us taking on this massive burden of millions of illegals crossing the border and then trying to ethically house them while we figure out what to do with them.
	Now, the left solution is just let them run free.
	No borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	That's their solution for turnstile jumpers.
	Make the subway free.
	Okay, that's a great solution.
	I like that too.
	Can we make hot chick pussy free?
	Like all the plus size models at Victoria's Secret, can I just have them?
	Because I want those.
	Oh, and my wife can't get mad.
	Can you make my wife like that too?
	I want everything.
	I don't like responsibility.
	I don't like having to pay.
	I don't like getting things I deserve.
	I want things I don't deserve.
	Anyway, so don't do that with them.
	Don't Detain them and take them somewhere safe.
	You catch them at the border wall because we have the same setup as Israel.
	Then you put them back over the wall and you stand there.
	Now, I know that sounds infantile, but I've been bringing this up for a long time, and no one can really give me a solution.
	Why not?
	It's sort of like I was saying recently: why did we colonize the world?
	Like, why bother?
	Why not just buy shit from them, buy tobacco?
	We could set up a tobacco factory over there.
	They're too stupid.
	And then we'll just pay them a dividend, a stipend, and not have to deal with all this conquering crap.
	Anyway.
	Danny Tierza, by the way.
	Danny Tierza, that's his name.
	And how do you spell that?
	It's a weird name.
	T-I-R-Z-A, I think.
	Yeah, Danny Tierza.
	T-I-R-Z-A.
	Great guy.
	And Trump should have him working around the clock in America right now, building this.
	So you just put them back over the edge.
	Oh, there's little kids there?
	Sorry, kids.
	I wish you nothing but the best.
	And then say the kid dies, God forbid.
	It wouldn't be on my newsfeed because I have a filter for that.
	Kid died in Mexico.
	Parents brought kid to border, was turned away at border, kid died in desert.
	Don't bring kids to a border.
	Sounds reasonable to me.
	That's what we do at Yankee Stadium.
	Someone sneaks in, you catch him, oh, you don't have a ticket, you kick him back out, and then the bouncer stands there until he's sure he's gone.
	Now we don't have to worry about cages or separating families.
	All the problems that illegals are doing are kept in Mexico.
	Now Mexico has a problem with people dying, not us.
	Why bring them here and then risk them dying?
	They brought a fucking baby on a trek through the desert, and now it gets sick and it's our fault?
	Let's keep the culpability where it belongs.
	All right, this one is fun.
	Motorcycle backpack.
	This is number 13, although I'm having a lot knocked off the charts here.
	So you got a bicycle.
	It's a normal bicycle, right?
	But say you have to go long distances and you really need to not be peddling like a lunatic all day.
	You put on this backpack and it's got wires that go to these little cogs on the wheel and you start her up.
	It could be electric, could be gas-powered, I don't know.
	And now you have a portable engine that turns your bike into a motorcycle.
	Drive it around, you're going 60 miles an hour.
	I'm not sure you're going to be allowed to go that fast.
	And then when you're done, you want your bicycle back, you just take off the backpack.
	Huh.
	I'm just wondering if this one's electric or gas-powered.
	Alrighty then.
	The one that he's driving.
	So this has been invented, unfortunately.
	That's actually way better than mine, because mine means you have to lug a backpack around.
	Oh, that's cool.
	So they screw it onto the back tire and then it's got big rubber treads that, uh...
	Okay.
	A lot of time travelers watching this show.
	We've got a very elite demographic.
	Now, okay, let me just say one thing.
	That's a lot of manufacture.
	With my thing, the cogs are there, and you just put the backpack on.
	I'm going to make mine battery-powered now, because they've ruined it with their gas shit.
	And mine, you just plug in two wires, and everything else is already there.
	These guys have a lot of setting up to do.
	You got some setting up to do.
	But I guess no matter what, setting up a rotating sort of a wheel that spins your actual bicycle wheel is going to take a few bolts.
	You don't just like magically turn your tires into magic.
	All right.
	I don't get that one.
	God, there's a lot of people on this planet inventing stuff that I'm trying to invent.
	Okay, here's an esoteric one I don't think has been invented.
	I'm 99% sure.
	It's called Nosy.
	Again, it's not a very masculine invention, but it's my number 14 here.
	You know how when you personally go to YouTube, you see things that you like?
	Well, when I go to YouTube, I see this.
	I see a lot of cops.
	I see a lot of comedy sketches.
	I see myself a lot, that master clipper guy.
	I'll see comedians, Kian Pee and stuff, maybe some weird animal stuff, lots of cops.
	I love watching slingshot videos.
	I always get my Trump stuff, my subscriptions, like Crowder, Red Letter Media, a lot of Don Trump Jr. stuff, my own, or my own company.
	Sorry, that's not mine.
	Don't shut it down.
	I can't believe I'm still on YouTube.
	It's got to be seconds before they cut me loose, right?
	We're also hearing, by the way, that after they shut down your YouTube, they can shut down your Google account.
	And now you lose all your kids' pictures.
	They just, I don't know, do they delete them or they hold them for ransom?
	Anyway, we'll be figuring that out.
	I think we have till December 10th.
	So say you're curious about someone else's algorithms.
	Like, I was kind of surprised that there's so much cop shit in my feed.
	Maybe some celebrity like Taylor Swift could go, hey, check out my algorithms.
	And you can see, like, girls would love this.
	They'd love to see what Taylor Swift's Pinterest recommendations are.
	I mean, that's probably worth money.
	So it's called Nosy, and you get to see your computer the way, you get to see things that are algorithm-based, like YouTube, Pinterest, I don't know, all the others, Snapchat.
	You get to see those based on someone else's data.
	Of course, they have to give permission first and say, yeah, you can peer at my algorithms.
	What's so funny?
	It's kind of romantic.
	You can peer at my algorithms.
	I want to peer at your algorithms.
	Number 15, which apparently is number 10.
	This one is super nerdy.
	Ad stories.
	Now, if you were to have an ad for diarrhea, right?
	And it showed someone going, oh, oh, oh.
	And then the next ad is an ad for a Italian restaurant, local Italian restaurant.
	I'm not hungry, dude.
	I just watched some black chick have explosive diarrhea.
	I'm not going to be hungry for like a day.
	So I understand that a lot of shows are desperate for commercials and they'll take whatever they can get.
	But in a scenario wherein this show or this internet site or something is already drowning in ads, we sell a separate feature that's called ad stories.
	And what we do is we spend about 2 million bucks researching how ads play together.
	And we notice that, like, an ad for a sexy dress, if the next ad is about a Weight Watcher's thing, a working out, going to a gym, Equinox, it does much better.
	So now they're both helping each other.
	So the Equinox and the Sexy Dress ad are working together in the exact opposite way the diarrhea ad and the restaurant ad are working together.
	And it could even be in threes.
	Like there's a sexy dress ad, then there's an Equinox ad, and then there's a dating site ad.
	Now we're building what I like to call, oh, I almost did it again, ad stories.
	And you sell that to the advertiser.
	So you say to Equinox, we're not just going to throw you in next to some diarrhea.
	We're going to put you in an ad story where you will follow a bunch of sexy dresses and you'll be right before dating apps.
	And it'll be a really nice environment for you to be in.
	And that's extra.
	It's extra.
	And the advertiser will want to do it.
	Oh, look at this.
	It's always a black woman and a white guy.
	I've seen that couple like three times in my life.
	But on TV, it's about 90%.
	What is there?
	I don't understand the agenda.
	White women want white men to be with black women.
	Or maybe they want to fantasize that they're black women.
	Yeah, that's probably it.
	White women see themselves as boring, and they're like, no, I'm a sista.
	I have a big afro with a black power pick fist in it.
	So yeah, the ad stories is contingent on you having more ads than you know what to do with and you're not desperate.
	But I think a lot of companies are in that situation and it's something where it's win-win for everyone involved.
	I don't think the diarrhea wants to be next to an Italian restaurant.
	I know if I was diarrhea, I wouldn't want to be next to an Italian restaurant.
	So this appears to be 10 free inventions that you can have.
	Go get rich, and you're welcome.
	Go get rich, and you're welcome.
	She don't want to go study.
	She's only 17, so she's probably not ready.
	A.M. A.M. Please know again.
	I saw you on the cover.
	Backstreet Boulevard.
	Be no, me, no.
	Whee.
	You know what I thought about for the boy?
	Oh, one thing I want to make clear about that last one, which I thought was number 15, but apparently is number 10.
	Ad stories.
	They're not all one commercial.
	We already have that.
	We have Sesame Street with State Farm.
	This is the same commercials you always saw.
	It's just the way they're stacked is determined by computers.
	So computers have noticed that these stack better in this order than that order.
	And the algorithms go this kind, this kind, this kind, this kind.
	So it's the playlist that the computer comes up with.
	And you pay for a more effective playlist.
	I see.
	I thought it was one story that was like, guy eats a mentos, and then a woman comes out of the bathroom because she has her regular game.
	Maybe I should have called it ad playlists.
	Yeah.
	Also, the bar one, too.
	What about, you know, you want to sneak away from your wife and go to this bar?
	You're probably not going to go to that bar.
	It's not like a, I got to go to the street.
	That's a valid point.
	But if your wife is so domineering that she is tuned into your bar's app, you got other problems.
	Right.
	That's a good point.
	You know?
	That's a good point.
	Man, I don't see...
	Why are you hiding?
	Like that kind of guy who sneaks off to the bar and his wife can't know, and now she knows if he has a...
	That does present other problems, though.
	Like I've noticed there's certain bars I go to that don't have a big window in the front and men like it there because not everyone knows how much they drink.
	Or there's another person that I'm very close to who spreads out his visits in bars.
	So people at each bar think he goes to the bar like once every couple days or once every four days, but he's actually going once a day to three different ones.
	That's genius.
	That guy, by the way, I'm so close with him that I washed his penis this morning.
	Do you piss his bed sometimes?
	He has done.
	That's funny.
	I think those days are gone, though.
	There's a guy that I know that.
	That's funny.
	There's a guy that I know who occasionally wets the bed.
	I want to talk about two things.
	One is Drake getting booed off stage.
	Do you have that?
	That's 1-4.
	Always running with my motherfucking voice.
	But you gotta understand when it's yours.
	They don't really need your ass with a motherfucking choice, man.
	Blow no make some noise for yourself tonight.
	Doesn't sound like much of a boo.
	You know.
	No.
	I'm gonna tell you.
	Maybe it's a wait for it thing?
	Like I said, I'm here for you tonight.
	If you wanna keep going, I will keep going tonight.
	If you wanna keep going, I will keep going tonight.
	No.
	As he's named from Trump, booze are hard to hear.
	What the hell?
	That's weird.
	I would hate if a group of people were speaking for me, and I was like, no, I would like you to continue.
	Hey, who helped him?
	Yeah.
	So I have a theory about this.
	It goes back to the gays.
	They wanted, that was at a Tyler the Creator concert.
	He's a gay.
	They wanted Frank Ocean to come on.
	Yeah.
	Tyler the Creator's gay?
	Wow.
	I don't know.
	I thought he was straight.
	Detective shitty strikes again.
	I thought Frank Ocean was the gay one.
	He's not the gay one.
	He is another gay one.
	I had no idea well.
	But it's all these young teenage girls, like 13-year-old girls, that go to these concerts.
	Now, rap is now for young hipster white girls who like black gays.
	It's no longer the masculinity, the war on masculinity has finally hit rap.
	And now they want homosexuality in their rap.
	What are you looking at?
	Gay rappers?
	You're just learning this now?
	And I think it's sort of like, you know, like two generations ago, girls were really into horses when they would start out.
	And it's because they genetically feel this compulsion where they're attracted to men, but like, oh man, hey, how's it going?
	Want to kiss one?
	That's way too gross.
	So they would, would, they liked horses because it seemed male and it's muscular and strong, but it's my slave and I get to decide what it does.
	And I'll just ride it around.
	And I sort of, I get to sort of almost know what gays are like.
	I mean, sorry, what men are like.
	And then you see this with boy bands too.
	It's like, I'm a guy, but I'm kind of a girl.
	Hi, I love you.
	And I have blonde hair and stuff.
	And then even like Motley Crew and those glam bands, they all looked like sexy women.
	So it was a way to sort of like almost be attracted to men.
	I would say the glam is more of a working class version of the boy band.
	But in both cases, it's these incredibly feminized men.
	And now they're like, I like men.
	Black men seem virile and masculine, but I don't want a black man.
	How about a gay black who's silly, like Tyler the Creator?
	And then Drake comes on and is like, yo, I'm a badass.
	I'm a fuck up.
	A motherfucker.
	And they go, ew, gross.
	Why is he even here?
	That's crazy.
	He's not kooky enough.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	He's just a dude.
	Just a dude.
	Also in the news, this is a subject I've kind of been avoiding, but it's become unavoidable.
	There was a schism in the new right.
	And the sort of the remember about three or four years ago, we heard that Generation Z, or whatever they're called, the Zoomers, 25% of them identify as conservative.
	They go, great.
	But that's more than ever.
	But there's a schism going on now where we have sort of these trad con, paleocon types who are disgusted by Drag Queen Story Hour and all that and say a lot of anti-Semitic shit that makes me very uncomfortable.
	And then there's the sort of Charlie Kirk, Prager USA, Dave Rubin, Jordan Peterson turning point group that is like okay with gays and loves Israel.
	I would put myself, I'm not a Charlie Kirk guy, but I would put myself more in that camp.
	And I know it doesn't sound very Catholic to not give a shit who's gay, but sorry, that's just where I'm at.
	That's my upbringing.
	It actually does sound Catholic because you don't judge other people.
	Right.
	If you're Christian.
	Well, the Groipers are really clinging to the Joker and the incoming Boogaloo, the imminent Boogaloo, which is the huge civil war that's supposed to be happening.
	And there's a schism there.
	And I'm not a schism guy.
	I want Nick Fuentes to be friends with Charlie Kirk.
	Milo is the opposite.
	Milo wants all out war.
	He loves this.
	In fact, I think he's going to have Nick Fuentes on his show.
	And I was uncomfortable with that because I think he said some things denying the Holocaust.
	And I said, all right, well, it's your show, not mine.
	But if you have him on, you have to address those quotes and those things.
	You can't just have them on.
	Because then if you don't bring it up, you're normalizing it, validating it.
	And he was talking about pairing him with a very left-wing guess.
	I won't give it away yet.
	I don't want to jinx it.
	But that would be a cool combination.
	So if you're my age, if you're almost half a century, you're probably not familiar with the schism that's happening, but I would be remiss not to report it.
	So here's a fun little montage of what's been going on with the Charlie Kirk.
	And I would put like Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, maybe even Steven Crowder.
	These guys are being vilified by this sort of a trad Catholic right who says things like, why do you worship Israel so much?
	And how is the West going to be saved by anal sex?
	Yeah.
	This is the pendulum swinging back the other way.
	Right.
	All the way the other way.
	I think we lose with the schism.
	Yeah, we do.
	A quick and fun, light-hearted question for you, Charlie.
	So I know you gave a speech in Jerusalem early this year.
	Were there any like awesome, fun dance parties that you guys hit afterwards?
	Because I heard that Israelis are some of the best dancers in the world.
	I mean, if you guys don't believe me, just Google Dancing Israelis.
	It's insane how good the dance is.
	Would you agree or disappoint?
	So he's saying that Israelis were dancing after 9-11.
	Oh, I see.
	Right, right.
	Charlie, I speak for not insignificant coalition of students in your organization that believes that your movement is utterly toothless.
	I don't really think it matters how many young leadership, whatever conferences you hold, Demographics are going to catch up to you and you're going to lose.
	This is a culture where you're going to get rocketed in.
	They're smart.
	Maybe I do like this.
	They're kind of smart.
	I mean, it's hard because, you know, I don't like...
	I don't like being pushed around.
	Like, if I don't say shit about Jews, now I'm not part of your thing.
	Like, fuck you.
	So, as long as I can think whatever I want, which I don't really think anything.
	I'm a joker.
	I don't believe in anything.
	But, you know, it's fucking gay.
	Well, I can't get past not supporting Israel.
	Yeah.
	And then they go, oh, so we should give them $3.5 billion a year.
	That's about a day and a half of government spending.
	And I've met plenty of Israelis that go, yeah, Ezra Levant included, don't send $3.5 billion.
	We're a successful country, viable on our own, and it's generating too much animosity, and it's generating anti-Semitism.
	So I think a lot of these people who hate Israel need to go there and see that there's a lot of like-minded people there.
	There's a lot of pro-Trump people there.
	I'm very frustrated by the anti-Trump people in Israel, but that's another story.
	Yeah, there's a lot of problems out there and to like nitpick what the right's doing that they should be doing.
	Like, it's not the time for that right now.
	There's leftists that want us dead, you know?
	Yeah.
	And we're going to be talking about it.
	You don't exactly fucking think this, do you?
	Like, shut the fuck up.
	I'm of two, I really, and one of the reasons I've made me been avoiding this subject is I'm of two minds.
	Like, I like raucous debate and I like seeing people brawl, but I'm also petrified of losing 2020.
	Play some more of it.
	My wife just texted me about someone hurting a finger.
	Advocated on behalf of accepting homosexuality, accepting homosexual acts as normative in the conservative movement.
	How does anal sex help us win the culture war?
	So my name is Patrick Casey.
	I'm an American nationalist and America first patriot.
	And thanks guys.
	ATPUSA did improve its relationship with Ashley St. Clair, who all she really did was take a picture with Nick Quentin.
	It was in the same room.
	That was a bummer.
	My question to you, Carly, is as someone who, you know, purports to be pro-debate and free speech and change of ideas, do you support black body people based on having controversy or people?
	Yeah, because I think that's what started that whole thing.
	I'm not sure.
	Yes.
	It is.
	Who's Ashley St. Clair again?
	I'm too old for this shit.
	She's, it's kind of...
	No.
	Well, no, they got some controversial.
	They're just a little extreme about certain things.
	But yet again, I don't know.
	I think they kind of focus on certain things, and that's their whole thing now.
	So I don't know if I'm doing what leftists do when you say one thing, now they're those people.
	Because you made a black joke, now you're the racist guy.
	I don't know.
	I don't watch enough of it.
	I know Nick Francis is funny.
	He's intelligent.
	We hung out in DC.
	It was very funny.
	Well, it was mostly funny.
	He was laughing at the shit that I was saying.
	But he's smart.
	And I think it's the fans, yet again, it's losers that will sit there and watch too much shit, and then they'll attack you.
	That's leftist behavior, you know?
	Yeah.
	Trolls.
	Right.
	Well, my one problem with the Tradcast 2 is they say, hey, you're for free speech, but you don't want to talk about the JQ or you don't want to talk about the Holocaust.
	And Mike Cernovich put it best.
	He goes, you know what?
	I'll happily talk about that like once a month.
	But you want to talk about it every fucking time and you just keep pushing it and pushing it.
	And it becomes like an obsession.
	It's like vegans and Bitcoin guys.
	They just get locked into that fucking rut and it's all they want to talk about again and again.
	And here's another thing I've noticed.
	They're all into trad cath and all tradition and marriage and gays are gross.
	Where's your girlfriend?
	Like you're 27.
	Shouldn't you be married by now?
	That's pretty darn traditional.
	Get married.
	Make babies.
	Stop calling everyone else a hedonist when you're basically living the same life, but just with less Coke and less gay friends.
	I thought you were going to find a new way to end the show.
	Get married.
	Make babies.
	Chill the fuck out.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, I'm taking out of it for now.
	And when you think about all that, I don't know.
	It just owns too much real estate in your head.
	Like I was telling a friend that was complaining the other day, I was like, you know, you complain about this person all the time.
	They own your mind.
	They're in your brain all the time.
	Yeah, good point.
	You know what I mean?
	So, I don't know.
	Just relax, folks.
	All right.
	I think we're out of time.
	We'll do a mailbag tomorrow.
	But let's end with this shocking video.
	This is the very last video I sent you.
	This is shocking, and it shows you when you know how to fly a plane, how a high IQ can save your life.
	Just knowing the tricks of the trade and being aware of what's around you can really help save your life.
	This was terrifying.
	This is shocking to see.
	A first real emergency.
	I shouldn't be filming this, but if anything happens, I want everybody to know.
	You know what?
	Cut this out.
	See?
	I'm not even sure it's legal for us to show a man dying.
	That's snuff.
	I don't know if that's snuff is.
	And we don't know the circumstances of what happened to him in that plane.
	Maybe someone rigged up the plane and he was murdered.
	Or maybe he was killing himself.
	What if you save it for last?
	Oh.
	You mean we come back to it?
	Yeah.
	No.
	Maybe we could show it tomorrow.
	We'll talk to our lawyers and show it tomorrow.
	But I wanted to show you this.
	Tara LaRosa is this MMA chick.
	She seems quite big for an MMA chick, but whatever.
	So the Patriot Prayer in Seattle, which has become ground zero for this Antifa versus Patriots thing, for Veterans Day, they were waving American flags.
	This sort of loops back nicely to that British guy at the beginning.
	No, I sent this to you as a separate video, Genie R.C. Yeah, I'm looking.
	I don't think I got it.
	No, I sent it to Airdrop.
	Oh, gotcha.
	And all they were doing is standing on a bridge waving American flags, which is verboten in these Antifa towns.
	So this professor comes up and starts beating on them.
	And Tara knows how to fight.
	So she doesn't want to get arrested.
	So she doesn't knock out the chick, but she breaks up the fight where someone was already retaliating against the Antifa professor and just takes her down.
	And this is after she's taken down the Antifa professor.
	And you can see what these people are like.
	You see that these people, these Antifa types, they've never really experienced conflict.
	So when they actually get in a serious situation that they started, they have a complete meltdown.
	So this is a woman, you know how there's a man, you can tell when a man hasn't been punched in the face in his life?
	This is a woman who hasn't experienced physical conflict yet seems to push for it on a regular basis with the revolution.
	I heard somebody was saying that calling.
	Shut up.
	Good, good.
	But the guys are staying away.
	I'm calling.
	I'm calling this girl assaulted.
	I can't quit.
	You couldn't breathe.
	You couldn't talk.
	You're going to jail.
	Let's go be able to pull you.
	You're going to jail.
	How do you like brown boys now?
	We didn't fuck with this.
	This fucking girl.
	Let's say.
	Stop going to jail.
	We lost you.
	You had to have it.
	Now you.
	You lost it.
	No.
	You're going to jail.
	I am the professor.
	It doesn't matter.
	Oh my God, you're a professor.
	Oh, let's go.
	Wait, I had no idea.
	Get off of her.
	That's a professor.
	Yeah, Professor Boobite.
	Oh, yeah, she bit her tip.
	And broke her skin.
	Yeah.
	She doesn't know about her that.
	You need to get it.
	You're going to jail.
	Ruin this country.
	I'm going to jail.
	Stay calm.
	Stay calm.
	Stay calm from the police game, mom.
	She's having a panic attack.
	Why confront a mob of people when you lack constitution?
	You should vaguely know the consequence of doing something.
	You should vaguely know, like, yeah, this kind of makes sense.
	Yeah, it's like If you think this group is MS-13, then why are you going up to them and punching them in the face?
	What do you think you're going to do?
	Beat them all up?
	Look at his boots.
	He works hard for a living.
	I can't breathe.
	You can't do it.
	Please.
	I'm not moving.
	Just get out of me.
	No, you are moving.
	Stop.
	You assaulted me.
	I did assault.
	Yeah, you did.
	There's a periscope showing her pulling the hair of one of the girls there.
	Please!
	I can't breathe.
	Have you seen that angle?
	Get off of this.
	I just saw the end of the fight where the Patriot girl is fighting back.
	Don't fucking attack anybody, if She gets- If you get up, don't attack her!
	You're breathing, stop!
	I can't breathe.
	Shut up.
	Is that a clump of hair, dude?
	Oh, from the other chip?
	Wowzers.
	And these aren't black girls with weaves.
	No, that's real hair.
	That's a clump.
	That's real hair.
	Get up, don't attack me.
	That's a good hair.
	You're breathing, stop.
	Just relax.
	Get off.
	Relax.
	Get off.
	Relax.
	Relax.
	Get off me.
	I don't like consequences.
	Get off.
	This is America.
	This is the West that that War vet was talking about.
	She looks like a boner.
	She does look like a boner.
	Just let me breathe.
	Then fucking stop.
	Stop fucking talking about this.
	This is the interesting part.
	Stop.
	I mean, I didn't mean stop.
	I meant stop talking me.
	You see their bizarre psychosis that goes on here.
	It's possible that Portland and these Antifa towns and Antifa the organization is actually attracting mentally ill people who are violent, vindictive, and bizarre because this woman is acting like a lunatic.
	We're not trying to do anything.
	We're just here waiting for you.
	Hear that?
	She goes racism and then she gets hot and has to take her jacket off.
	So what?
	I know.
	I can't believe this.
	Why would you do this?
	This has been my whole life.
	I've always had to be the person.
	Yes, sir.
	What?
	To show.
	What?
	You're not doing anything.
	You don't know what Donald Trump is.
	This has been my whole life.
	I've always been the person that has to show you don't know what Donald Trump is.
	So there's been all these people just like eating something racist, and she's had to jump in and go, stop.
	That's a noose.
	You're eating noose cake.
	If she auditioned for the part of the crazy religious lady in the movie The Mist, they'd be like, nah, that's too much.
	A little too on the nose.
	Too cartoony.
	Take it for our alien movie.
	Trump.
	We're not about Trump.
	We're left over right now.
	This is about our veterans.
	I know.
	Why do you gotta assault me, boys?
	I know.
	You're wrong.
	You're wrong.
	We're not racist.
	All of us are racist.
	Proud boys, please.
	Help me.
	Proud boys racism.
	Help me.
	Proud boys, please.
	Proud boys, please.
	Proud boys racism.
	Me, professor.
	You shame radio professor and teaching cave talk?
	jeez Oh, I think police were there?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And on her periscope, the MMA girl that took her down, the Proud Girl, she was talking to the police and blah, blah, and giving them the whole report.
	And they're like, all right, well, and, you know.
	So I think all of them the professor did.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	And they showed that that hair pulling was pretty brutal.
	Well, we have to show it now.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm going to find it.
	Her name is Tara La Roca, right?
	La Rosa.
	La Rosa.
	But this is what happened in Portland, too.
	Proud boys crossed the bridge, planted one American flag on the ground, and then walked away and came back over the bridge.
	So that picture you see is them crossing back over the bridge after they've planted an American flag and done nothing else.
	The whole event that they advertised for days and days was about showing that Antifa are reckless mental patients, and they just left the flag there, went back over the bridge, and Antifa proceeded to just destroy Portland.
	There's the professor in slow motion attacking a woman at the Veterans Day.
	All right, grabs her flag on Veterans Day.
	Right.
	Goes in for the kill.
	You can hear Tara going, calm down, calm down.
	And then you hear her go, all right, here we go.
	Yeah, there we go.
	New video.
	This is the new video of the.
	Not exactly.
	This one isn't slow motion.
	This is regular.
	And then there's her periscope.
	Oh, snap.
	There's the damage.
	Wow.
	She really bit her good.
	It looks kind of like the professor grabbed the flag and then they both punched each other at the same time.
	Yeah.
	That wasn't Tara, by the way, who had the flag grabbed.
	Tara was over a bit and then went over when they started fighting.
	Yeah, I saw this one too.
	Oh, you did?
	Okay.
	What's up, everybody?
	This is right when it happens.
	We're live in Portland.
	We're live in Portland.
	Waving Americans flag on Veterans Day.
	Hey!
	Yo, guys, stop.
	Stop!
	Hey!
	Stop!
	Hey, stop!
	Bring it up!
	Bring it up!
	Come on!
	Break it up!
	Alright, break it up!
	And then we see, and then the next part is what you just saw.
	Alright, we have to get that out.
	Oh, I felt like I was going to be able to do it for Veterans Day.
	Way over time here.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Let's see if I can punch this pen right into the camera.

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