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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	I was advised not to use the song Sam Hain to start the show because we're on thin ice here on the tube.
	And anything could be the straw that breaks the YouTube's back.
	But yeah, that song by Glenn Danzig of Misfits, Mother.
	Tell your sister that I'm coming her way.
	I forget how it goes.
	Mother!
	Yeah, tell your children not to come my way.
	Tell your children not to come my way.
	You should do it as Trump.
	Frankly.
	Mother, tell your children not to come my way.
	Wait, wait, hold on.
	Bone.
	Don't do bone, bone, bone.
	Frankly.
	Mother, tell your children not to come my way.
	Tell them not to hear my words.
	What I do, what I say.
	Mama, go back home to mama.
	A lot of people, a lot of people come through the front door.
	He's kind of like Chris Rock.
	Lot of people.
	Come through the front.
	Knock, knock.
	How could Terrorist be like hiding in caves?
	I love that.
	A lot of people would come through the front door.
	Knock, knock.
	Hello.
	Anyone home?
	Not these guys.
	We're talking, of course, about Trump's press conference.
	We mentioned earlier in the week, this is you cheapskates who watch the free show.
	You think we spend all week making this show?
	No, we spend like an hour making this show.
	We do one a day.
	We just give you a free one on Thursdays because we're copying it from Steven Growder.
	Another song I wanted to do was Massacred and Dismembered Culture by MDC.
	That's a song about the Indians and starts with, Hey, Hey Haya, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Oh!
	Hey, Hiya!
	I'll tell you what.
	I did a sweat lodge with my wife's tribe, and I can handle anything if we know the ending.
	Like at the gym today, we did these, what's it called, a circuit.
	So you take a whatever it is, a barbell thingamedoodle.
	The weight?
	Did I get paint on me here?
	And you go like that, and you do that for 45 seconds, then push-ups for 45 seconds, then plank for 45 seconds, and the kettlebell for 45 seconds, and then slam the medicine ball for 45 seconds.
	So I know what's coming up, and I know we do that three times, and it takes about half an hour.
	Ease peas.
	But in the sweat lodge, they go, we'll do one more song, and then we'll open.
	When they open up the front, it's just like cold air comes in, and it's heaven on earth.
	But before that, it's hell.
	And they go, okay, we're just going to do, and I think, I say, okay, I can live with that if I know what's coming.
	It's like if you're on a plane, some people don't want to be woken up.
	I want to wake up.
	Wake me up before crashing.
	I want to know what's going on.
	We don't want to go softly into that good night.
	But the songs were, hey, hey, yah, no, hey, no.
	You're like, all right, let's wrap it up.
	Hey, ah, hey, hi-yah.
	They could also have been fucking with me.
	Another distinct possibility.
	It's hard to know where to take the beginning of the show.
	Should we go the Indian route?
	Is that white guys doing it?
	The other thing I was thinking in the sweat lodge is, how do you know that we're not dying?
	You're not a doctor.
	I want a doctor here to measure my temperature.
	I think we're dying.
	And I did hear a story about there's these one-man sweat lodges where this guy cooked himself.
	And they went to pull him out and his meat came off the bone like a delicious rib.
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	I was getting the horrors, or as they call them in Ireland, the hires.
	And it helped immensely with that.
	And as we discussed on another show this week, we learned what the hires are.
	I thought the horrors were your body saying, I've run out of water to clean this blood.
	Can you go have a glass of water?
	No.
	There's two drugs in your body.
	One is to mellow you out.
	One is to freak you out.
	And when you take, when you drink a lot of booze, the one to mellow you out takes over because it's chemically infused with booze.
	But then the one to freak you out goes down here.
	So the body goes, uh-oh, the one to mellow you out is too powerful.
	We need to up the one to freak you out.
	And then when the booze wears off, it's just freak out.
	And that's usually around 4 a.m.
	What's the name of those?
	Either of those drugs?
	It's like Gohart, Bat?
	I was looking into it all.
	If you look up the horrors in our email, you should get to that.
	The horrors.
	because it's helped me when I have the horrors realize, oh, I know what's going on right now.
	The bat hat.
	Look, am I have to fucking do this, Ryan?
	Why are you so useless at everything?
	Watch how fast this is.
	Go over to the email.
	You look in the search bar.
	Horror horrors.
	Oh, here we go.
	Horrors are from this letter from James, and the drugs are GABA and glutamate.
	Why is that so hard?
	The horrors.
	Were you spelling it like prostitutes?
	Nope.
	Well, what happened?
	Let's get to the bottom of this.
	Let me see.
	Horrors.
	It should be the first thing that pops up no matter what's our code.
	It wasn't searching all.
	Oh, Vay.
	You believe what I have to go through, people?
	And I guess you do, because you probably are associated with millennials in some way.
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	I'm boiling already, and I don't have a shirt on.
	Why is this studio so hot?
	I don't know.
	I'm doing all right.
	Why is Halloween so hot?
	It's 70 degrees today.
	Sheesh.
	When is this going to end?
	I didn't know I lived in fucking Florida.
	Now I'm in a pissy mood.
	This is dry heat, though.
	Oh, shut up.
	It's not dry heat at all.
	I'm soaking.
	And if we put on the AC, then it'll bother the viewers.
	All right.
	Let's start the show, shall we?
	Sam Hain.
	I love Halloween, and I know that a lot of people see this and they go, hey, you're appropriating native culture.
	I would like everyone to know that if you celebrate Halloween, you are appropriating my culture.
	Sam Hain is a celebration that goes back, they say 2,000 years.
	I think prehistoric Ireland is more like Neolithic.
	It's more like 5,000 years old.
	And we had guys in Ireland, pre-Celtics, pre-the Scottish soccer team, who had little grass huts and they had, there we go, and they had mud huts and they had those huts that are just grass.
	It sort of looks like Africa today, basically.
	I guess I'm implying that some countries are a thousand years behind others.
	But anyway.
	And during that time, we were pagans.
	People say they want to end the patriarchy.
	We tried that.
	Paganism was a matriarchy.
	And what did we do?
	We sacrificed babies.
	We gave virgins to the gods.
	And we had this bizarre celebration called Samhane, wherein I guess there's a sort of an opaque wall between the dead and the living, and it fluctuates over time according to the sun.
	The pagans are all about the sun, right?
	So on October 31st, the day of the harvest, the line between dead and alive is at its most thin.
	And sometimes some ghosts can come through the barrier and plop onto your front doorstep.
	So there's many things you can do to thwart that.
	You can put food in the front of your house.
	Maybe they'll go grab an apple.
	Why the fuck would a ghost want an apple?
	I'm going to go invade that.
	Whoa!
	Forget it.
	And then he's trying to bite it.
	He can't get his teeth in.
	You could also walk around dressed as a ghost so they wouldn't recognize you.
	I personally think the Irish are drunks, so they're getting pissed on meat or whatever.
	And when you're partying, you want to be with your dead friends.
	And, you know, the death rate back then was probably like 20.
	So you want to hang out with your fellow 20-year-olds who died so they can come.
	We write it into the contract that as the dead are moving around, some of your buddies can come party with you.
	And they would have these big ceremonies with antlers and big headdresses made of leaves.
	And they'd have fire with this one fire that everyone had to get their bonfire from, travel for miles.
	You couldn't have your own fire.
	It all had to come from the same place.
	And you'd have these big cryptic ceremonies.
	Oh, it was all spooky and weird.
	And your dead relatives would show up and party with you.
	And then sometimes bad relatives would be there.
	So you dress as a demon.
	So if the bad ghosts came to talk to you, you'd just be like, I'm also dead.
	And then when you saw your uncle, you'd go, pst, Strachan, it's me.
	You go, you're Eitan.
	Yeah, I'm okay.
	Hey, why didn't you tell anyone you're gay?
	No one cares.
	It was like, well, you died in 2017.
	I mean, you could have come out anytime after 1980, and it would have been pretty reasonable.
	The fuck?
	You could have been smoking hogs the whole time.
	Instead, you live with Nana.
	What was that about?
	Look, are we going to dwell on the past here?
	You think I come back to Earth for one night to get interrogated about homosexuality?
	Do you fuck male dudes?
	Male ghosts?
	Look, that's enough!
	And then, And then the Catholics showed up.
	The Romans, I think this is about the 7th century now.
	So it's been thousands of years.
	Sam Hain has been going on.
	Thousands.
	Let's say, isn't that 9,000 years?
	2,000 years ago, 7th century AD?
	Am I stupid?
	Yeah, I think I am.
	That sounds good to me.
	700 years ago.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	If it was 2,000 years ago when it started, then it probably went, the birth of Christ, right, was 2,000 years ago.
	So it started around the same time as Christ?
	I'm having some trouble.
	Sounds about right.
	But it took a while for the Christies to make it up to Ireland.
	Maybe the year 700 AD?
	Is that the 7th century?
	Fuck, I'm dumb.
	600 AD?
	Anyway, so it's been around for like 2.5,000 years.
	And the Catholics had a good trick, which I support, where they said, this is a little dark.
	So we'll let you do your spooky monster night.
	But then we're going to match it to Hallows Eve, where we worship saints the next day.
	And then the day after that, I forget the name of that day.
	All Saints Day.
	That's Hallow Day.
	That's the night before.
	That's the day after Halloween.
	But there's another one after that where they worship dead Christians.
	They pray for dead Christians.
	Can we get back to that, please?
	We're at 250 Christians being murdered every single fucking day.
	Nobody's talking about that.
	90,000 Christians a year are murdered by Islamicists.
	How about a day to recognize that?
	We had one, right?
	It's, what do we take?
	It's Thursday?
	It would have been Saturday.
	Hey, Saturday.
	Can we pour a little bit out for our dead homies?
	Our dead Christian homies.
	And then the Irish brought it to, so it became a European thing.
	The Spanish brought it to Mexico, which is why they do Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead thing with their skull masks, which look really cool, by the way.
	And then the Irish and the Scots brought it to America during the potato famine 1850s.
	And they brought their silly little customs like playing pranks and getting wasted and vandalizing people's homes.
	And that went on for almost 100 years.
	And like in the 1930s, Halloween in America was sort of like the purge.
	You were dead if you were caught walking in the streets.
	And you know who ran the streets?
	You know what gang ran the streets?
	Children.
	It was their purge night.
	So they would vandalize your property, scare the living shit out of you, run around at night, terrorizing people.
	They ran the show.
	And eventually the tricks became a bribe.
	Here's some candy.
	This is extortion.
	Oh.
	Please don't vandalize my house.
	And I think that's Scotch-Irish culture.
	Trick or treat?
	Yes.
	One or the other.
	You pick.
	And the trick is like your windows are smashed.
	Just a trick.
	But so that's Scotch-Irish culture.
	But then the German Protestants wund van come to town and the Germans like order.
	So after World War II, when we had some prosperity, the Germans decided that, or I shouldn't say the Germans, the people of Germanic descent, they were no longer very proud of being German.
	We just had a world war.
	But in the 50s, the people with German DNA, the Protestants, said, yeah, no more of this.
	And they imposed order.
	And then it became a much more family-friendly, less purgy kind of a night.
	That's 1950 till now.
	But it's still kind of true.
	Like, I'm going to have this rule tonight at the house.
	If you have a shitty costume, you're getting a smarty.
	I'm going to have full bars for people with good costumes.
	And I bet you I get vandalized.
	I bet they smash this pumpkin for it.
	That's the price you pay.
	It's called justice.
	Anyway.
	That's the price you pay.
	Oh, speaking of the price you pay, have you heard about this Deadspin controversy going around?
	What number is that on my notes?
	I think it might be the end.
	Or did I even include it?
	Deadspin employees.
	Deadspin is a sports site.
	And they were told.
	Yeah, 13.
	They were told, look, stop writing about social justice warrior shit.
	Have you ever heard the term get woke, go broke?
	It doesn't pay the bills.
	It's annoying.
	When you say intersectionality and shit like that, you bore the shit out of people.
	When you talk about how everyone is a Nazi and how if you're talking about football, you got to talk about the Redskins and how their name is racist.
	Or if you're talking about football, you got to talk about Colin Kaepernick kneeling down.
	Or if you talk about soccer, you have to talk about the fascists at games and how Antifa is fighting the good fight.
	Or if you talk about women's soccer, you have to talk about how they're getting paid less than men.
	It might have something to do with the fact that they suck.
	Or if you're talking about cyclists, you got to talk about this wonderful trans cyclist who is totally kicking ass and dominating at female sports and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	When you do that, you go broke because people can't relate to you because it's only interesting to the select few who took these crazy classes in high school.
	Like Philosophy of Self was one when I was in school.
	Philosophy of Love was another.
	There was one called Rock and Roll.
	I'm taking, that was crazy to me in 1988 when I started going to college.
	But now, rock and roll is basically math to them.
	And so they said, we're either fighting for justice and defending ourselves against President Donald Trump, or we quit.
	And the editor said, fine, I don't think you get this.
	We're going bankrupt if we keep with this esoteric shit.
	A mass exodus is happening at Dead Spin in real time.
	Right now, it's breaking my heart.
	Even if these people, a group of boarders, commentators, and critics I have profound respect for, are doing something brave and noble.
	Now, you ready for a kookie take?
	Trump?
	Of course I am.
	Love kookie takes.
	Most people.
	And taking kookie takes.
	They go through the front door.
	They knock on the door.
	Hello?
	Anybody home?
	I come around the side.
	I'm going to flank it.
	I agree with them.
	What do we say at this show?
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	These people are convinced that they're doing the right thing.
	They're convinced that their editor is doing the wrong thing.
	They may be factually wrong.
	But if that's your conviction, then stand by your convictions.
	Die with your boots on.
	If you're a flat earther and you work at NASA and they said you either could agree that the Earth is a sphere or you're fired, say, fuck you.
	I'm a flat earther.
	See, when I say stand up for yourself, I'm including people who are wrong.
	And I still think it's relatively healthy.
	I think they will realize that they were wrong and that it wasn't hardcore as hell and that they were pushing for their boss to go bankrupt.
	And that's a good lesson to learn.
	My grandfather, Johnny McInnes, was the head of the Communist Party in Glasgow.
	He was head of the union at his paper mill, and they kept pushing up the workers' wages until not just that paper mill went under, that newspaper, but the entire newspaper industry.
	Glasgow used to be where all tabloids came from.
	They invented the concept of the tabloid, the New York Post, that's Goswegian.
	They blew it.
	So this is a good lesson to learn capitalism.
	Like I saw this woman on Shark Tank, and she had spent about $200,000 of her brother's money on fridge decals.
	It's a giant laminant you put on your fridge, and it could be anything.
	It could be a night sky.
	It could be a horse.
	What?
	And it's going to make your fridge look better.
	Basically, she just bought a bunch of sheets of magnetic paper that were fridge-shaped.
	And fridges are all shaped different, too.
	And I just thought, you learned a good lesson.
	It's unfortunate that you blew $250,000 of your brother's savings.
	But that's capitalism.
	You try shit out.
	I had a restaurant.
	It failed.
	I had an app with the rapper NAS, where you get to use the store's Wi-Fi.
	And we were very successful with that.
	Sold it for a fortune.
	Swarm.
	Is that what it was called?
	Did I forget the name of my own company?
	Fridge Fronts.
	No, yeah, there's Fridge Fronts.
	Look at that.
	No.
	The answer is no.
	Every time I watch that show, too, I'm just going, fucking say yes, you bitch.
	Say yes to anything.
	You're already in a free commercial that's taking up five minutes of a major network's time.
	So yeah, they're wrong, but I support this.
	What was the name of my company with NAS?
	NAS?
	Let me just do it myself.
	Swarm?
	Yes.
	Was it?
	Swarm, a mobile tool for retailers, raises $1 million from NAS.
	And co-founder of Vice, Gavin Gimmis.
	That went great.
	The ad agency that went under when I said trannies are just mentally old gays, that went great.
	We sold that to Havas for a fortune.
	Learned lessons.
	I'm not a restaurateur.
	I wrote comedy shows, pilots for comedy TV.
	None of them got picked up.
	I mean, they paid for me to write them, but they never went to air.
	Okay.
	That's not for me.
	You know what I'm saying here?
	Anyway, any his.
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	Let me think.
	I'll think about it.
	Rosie O'Donnell.
	Easy.
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	Sepsis, yeah.
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	I'm getting really good at these.
	Did you hear that?
	That wasn't one stutter.
	I have a gift.
	Hoo, ha, hoo, hoo.
	Ba-da-da-da-da.
	Speaking of Trump, you're not going to believe this.
	So that bitch who we all love, the German shepherd who killed Baghdadi, right?
	She's literally a bitch.
	Someone tweeted out this picture of...
	How come we don't know her name?
	Are they keeping it private so she doesn't get doxxed?
	She doesn't get doxed.
	Yeah.
	I've heard that.
	Really?
	I scrolled past something like that on Instagram, yes.
	I guess that makes sense.
	It's about releasing the dog.
	If they find her name, then they go to that particular canine unit and look at the whole thing.
	Look in the phone book.
	Yeah.
	In the yellow pages.
	So someone, and I cannot say this word clearly enough, clearly photoshopped a picture of the dog receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor, right?
	And the New York Times' headline is, that's not real.
	This is like, I love that Greg Guttfeld called Brian Stettler a turgid tattletale.
	And Ezra Levance said, I go to report on Tommy Robinson and I pull my phone out.
	And everyone's talking about how I broke the law of journalism, because journalists are allowed to have their phone in the old bill, the old Bailey or whatever it's called in London.
	And he goes, they're all tattletales.
	That's what journalists do now.
	They're tattletales.
	They're even sub-activists.
	Journalists were journalists.
	Then they became activists.
	Now they're just snarky little bitchy snitches.
	And so they see this, and instead of going, I don't find that funny, they're totally humorless.
	They're like that fat lesbian you knew in college that was offended by everything.
	They're offended by this, and they call it Trump tweets faked photo of Hero Dog Getting.
	It's not a real picture.
	And everyone with even a grain of a sense of humor goes, What are you doing, journalists?
	Is that who it is?
	What a pussy.
	Niraj Choksky and this chick.
	Karen.
	Imagine how gross their sex is.
	You think it is?
	No, they don't fuck.
	I mean, they're individual sex.
	Oh, God.
	Anyway, so they're a little flummoxed because when they say it's fake, people go, yeah, thanks for the news flash.
	And then they go, well, it's degrading to the original guy.
	What's his name?
	James McLaughlin.
	McLoughan?
	I wonder how James McLaughlin feels.
	And he goes, you know what he said?
	He goes, I thought it was pretty funny.
	I thought it was good.
	I got to be honest, though, I'm kind of worried about the dog.
	Did he get hurt?
	I mean, I'm a medic.
	I was a medic in Vietnam.
	So once a medic, I was a medic.
	But I know it sounds kind of school mommy-ish, but I am worried about the dog's health.
	But the picture, that was funny.
	Fucking idiots.
	The humorless left.
	Um.
	I love you.
	Bye.
	I was returning.
	I bought, I've been getting more and more perverted.
	It might be this testosterone supplement I started.
	Chalicepinamine or something.
	It's to help women be more fertile.
	But with men, it tricks your balls into making more testosterone.
	And I've noticed at the gym, the heavy bags just, I punch the heavy bag and sand comes pouring out.
	Wow.
	What?
	You punch it so hard that the filling of the thing leaks?
	You are worrying me now.
	This is like the Vimeo video.
	That's very strong.
	I got a strange notice from Vimeo this morning that said I'm banned for violating.
	And I thought, oh yeah, I forgot I even had a Vimeo account.
	I haven't used it in eight years.
	And so I went, I found it on my computer.
	I go, wait, it's still up.
	You said I violated your guidelines.
	So I thought, maybe they're about to take it down.
	They're giving me 24 hours.
	So I go, let's unload everything.
	And the only thing I had there of value is this documentary I made with Penny Rimbaud of the anarcho-punk band Crass.
	And he's talking about what inspired Crass and argued the anarcho-punk movement and unfortunately Antifa was his friend Wally Hope was this sort of revolutionary hippie back in the 60s.
	And he started the whole, let's go to Stonehenge and have parties around Stonehenge.
	Before Stonehenge was just rocks.
	And the authorities, there he is, Wally Hope.
	They saw him as a threat and they took him to a mental institution and sort of lobotomized him to death.
	The state murdered Wally Hope.
	Anyway, it's a good story.
	I downloaded it.
	But then I was looking at the other videos I have there and it's all garbage.
	But one of them was this thing that got taken down immediately.
	This was big in like 2008.
	And yeah, it was these, I think they're Christian, but they're hipsters.
	And wait, Brian, stop.
	You're wasting all of this gold.
	They were pushing, it was a GoFundMe to push forts.
	Oh, I wonder if I'll get a strike on YouTube because of this.
	It's inevitable.
	We can't not do the show.
	This is my problem with Clown World.
	Clown World is gray.
	There's no mistakes.
	There's no typos.
	You don't wear this headdress.
	That's offending people.
	You can dress up as a Scotsman because you're Scottish.
	No swearing.
	No wondering.
	Larry Summers can't say, I wonder if men have more of a predilection to math and science than women.
	No.
	Claivin Bundy can't wonder about slavery.
	No interrogatives.
	Rouche V can't wonder if women would be a lot more careful about who they brought home if you weren't allowed to press rape charges after someone was invited into a home.
	He brought that up as a hypothetical.
	No hypotheticals.
	No color.
	Ain't nobody got time for that.
	I literally don't have time for that.
	So I guess I'll risk playing this video that probably got me banned from Vimeo.
	But it's worth it, man.
	Get fired.
	Hi, I'm Wes.
	Hi, Les.
	I'm Ash.
	I'm Emmy.
	I'm Max.
	We all have the same amount of testosterone, which is zero.
	...change the way you live.
	Can afford to profoundly change the way you listen.
	Interact.
	Engage.
	Give.
	Explore.
	Teach.
	Create.
	Share.
	Ask, act, and empower.
	This is like 2008.
	This is 10 years old.
	We've been doing this shit for a while now.
	This is not brand new.
	This is pre-Trump.
	Let me hear them.
	You're asking questions, you're putting action to those questions, and you're learning to empower and be empowered.
	By participating in this asking, acting, and empowering, you're living out the in-between moments of your life.
	After all, your life isn't made up of bold exclamations, but days, hours, minutes, and seconds.
	Days, hours, minutes, seconds.
	Okay, now, speaking of Ryan worrying me, his takeaway from this is that these people are badasses and this looks super cool.
	No, that looks like a long fall.
	Ryan, when you fall at an angle like that, it doesn't hurt, especially when it's sort of British pastoral grass and those look like those.
	Cactus grass things.
	Yeah, that, what do you call it?
	The plants that hold a lot of water?
	Succulents?
	Those look like succulents.
	They're coming down at a crazy angle.
	That looks going down gravel.
	As somebody who basically broke my Cossacks, that just triggers me.
	I see landing on butts.
	Bad news.
	So when I say I punched a heavy bag and sand came out, I have no idea if Ryan thinks I'm serious or not.
	He believed me that my wife got, what's it called?
	Fireball.
	Fireball.
	Tattooed on her neck.
	And I said, we're having a big fight about it.
	I'm really pissed.
	And he's like, wow, that's fucked up, man.
	He believed me for days.
	Yeah.
	And you believe me that I, do you believe me that I destroyed a punching bag?
	No.
	Okay.
	I wouldn't be surprised.
	The fireball seemed realistic, though, for some reason.
	I don't know.
	She's a mother in the suburbs, a middle-class woman with three children, and she picks them up from school.
	It was like, she's kind of kooky.
	And then she wound up thinking that we were joking her because they're like, there's no way he believes this.
	That's my favorite part.
	No, that's not really a part, Ryan.
	All she did was go, really?
	That's it.
	I thought she was laughing her head off.
	Yeah, she was laughing her head off in the car at you because we were on speakerphone and you kept going, no way.
	Holy shit, that's intense.
	So what are you doing now?
	And I go, well, I'm staying in a motel.
	But I understand.
	She's the one who fucked up.
	And I'm staying in a motel?
	And you're like, oh, that sucks.
	What motel?
	And she was laughing her head off in the car hearing you ask that.
	Right.
	I thought you told me that she thought she was being pranked.
	She was like, you guys are setting me up.
	No.
	Well, yes, for eight seconds.
	You were like four days.
	Anyway, the reason I bring up that punching bag thing and everything and how horny I am is I've been buying lingerie and stuff.
	And I bought these stilettos that are fucking intense.
	They classy.
	You know, they're not like the cheesy stripper shoes, but I got them a size too small.
	So I go to Amazon and I go, I've never done this before, but can I take these shoes back?
	And they go, yeah.
	You click here and then it goes, done.
	And I said, what?
	Okay.
	And I thought, this can't be that simple.
	It didn't even tell me to print anything out.
	So I took a picture of the weird little icon it sends you.
	And then they go, go to a UPS store.
	We're good.
	And it was exactly like Eddie Murphy's sketch, white like me, where he's white for a day and everything works out for him.
	So I go to the UPS store and I go, hey, these shoes are too small.
	I just give them to you.
	And he goes, well, do you got the symbol?
	And I go, I took a picture of this on my phone.
	And he goes, boop.
	All right, you're good.
	Bye.
	He's going to wrap them.
	He'll send them back.
	Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.
	I was in that UPS store.
	I'm not going to exaggerate for 17 seconds.
	That's amazing.
	As long as the Proud Boys fight that got two men in prison for four years.
	And I just thought, fuck, fuck capitalism.
	Like, you compare that free market setup that UPS has to the post office, where I'm told they don't even pay tax because they were around before the government.
	So they got some deal where there's no tax.
	They definitely don't pay as much tax as UPS and FedEx.
	I thought, you compare the torture chamber that is the post office.
	Going to the post office in America is like getting in a time space portal and being zapped to Czechoslovakia or Stalingrad or some shit or Venezuela.
	Some shit, shitty shithole socialist country.
	Even their shirts are kind of dirty and they have like things, their sleeves are coming out of the bottom of their things and they go back and they're gone for an hour back there finding the thing.
	And they're always like, that'll be $140, please.
	What?
	Sending books to Canada is way more expensive than the books.
	Anyway, so I thought I should tell you about my sex life.
	I actually, my wife put on this outfit with garter belts and everything.
	And I actually have footage of myself seeing her come out of her changing area and into the main part of the bedroom.
	This is not numbered, actually.
	So you'll just have to figure it out.
	This is when I just, the door opened and she was standing there.
	Oh my.
	That's her putting on the garter belt, like attaching the stockings.
	Oh my god!
	Yeah, and then that's when I noticed the way it supports the boobs.
	And then this is her turning around, just coming up.
	Not yet.
	She hasn't turned around yet, but I can tell she's about to turn around.
	That's her turning around.
	Taking one last look, sir.
	Oh, no!
	No!
	What?
	That's her going just to go pee first.
	She said, hold on, I'll be right back.
	I got to go to go pee.
	So that's me waiting for her to come back from the bathroom.
	What a fucking loser you are, sir.
	It's not even a good movie.
	Imagine being that excited about a chick.
	A magic chick kicking ass.
	Kicking monsters' asses.
	It's a children's book.
	What?
	What?
	What is going on?
	What a loser.
	Imagine being in a fight with him.
	Dude, I need help over here.
	I'm trying.
	He would just faint.
	You'd show up, you'd leave the bar, and these two guys would go, yo, we got a problem with you, motherfucker.
	And I go, holy shit, this is it, dude.
	Okay, I'll try to take this guy.
	And you'd look over at him and he would just go, vlumph.
	He would definitely just be out.
	It would be, what's those animals that faint all the time?
	Those goats?
	Yeah.
	Or I think there's, don't mice constantly faint?
	They're so high strung that they get freaked out and just collapse.
	So that's how I feel when she's wearing lingerie.
	And then I also have videotape of the actual act when we make love.
	This is how I feel.
	And I think this is how most men feel when they're my age, 49, and your beautiful wife is paying attention to you.
	No, that was it.
	I just, I guess I didn't queue it up well enough.
	Maybe go like way in there.
	A little more.
	Yeah, that's about it.
	Yeah, there we go.
	We always share a laugh.
	So with all my clients, you speak about what's going on in your immediate life or things that you're planning for in the future.
	This is her saying, what kind of stuff do you want to do?
	Expectations.
	You want to force around first or just get right into it?
	Whatever you got.
	What?
	To be the first time you've made a bed space.
	What the hell is she making there?
	This is his parents helping them out.
	That was a weird bed.
	Did you see that?
	Maybe it wasn't fully extended.
	And then my mom would lay out rose petals for us.
	Here, jump ahead a bit.
	Never seen anything like this before.
	Thank you.
	This is them on their date.
	I'm going to go home and probably get a little bit of a break.
	It looks so expensive, By the way, I think the Australian dollar is about 60 cents on the American, and she's got all these 50s.
	The mom, it's a wad.
	I think it's like 3,000 bucks or more.
	Nice.
	This is my honeymoon.
	"A rough day, too.
	Jump ahead a bit.
	This is how men feel.
	It's beautiful.
	And we'll make a movie.
	I want to show people.
	Make a movie?
	No, thank you.
	She's in a relationship, by the way.
	She washes in first.
	I better get a washing if it's them.
	Okay, here's the question, Ryan.
	You're a dimwit.
	It's not good at philosophical questions.
	How do you feel about this?
	Is this more politically correct BS or should it be legal?
	Is it prostitution?
	What should we do here?
	Yeah, why not?
	Say it as Trump.
	Frankly, I think it doesn't hurt anybody.
	And the little guy has to get it wet.
	Got to get the pee-pee wet.
	Otherwise, he's going to be a sad guy.
	Why not?
	You have to.
	Apparently, you have to ejaculate about 50 times a year to avoid prostate cancer.
	So that's just helping him.
	And it doesn't look like he can beat off.
	Is his mom supposed to beat him off?
	I don't know.
	No.
	The answer to that's no.
	I don't know, maybe.
	So prostitution should be legal.
	I agree.
	Oh, no.
	Were there boobs there?
	Probably going to have to censor.
	I think I saw boobs, dude.
	All right, we'll censor those.
	Yeah, I remember we were talking once about the Shame the Johns campaign, and the angle was, we don't like prostitutes.
	The reason they really don't like prostitutes is because it lowers the property value in that area.
	But anyway, these women were saying, we're going to shame the Johns.
	And that sounds okay, because it's like, we're going to make these perverts suffer, and we won't touch the prostitutes or hurt them.
	We understand they're drug addicts and sex slaves.
	But you go, okay, your vision of a John is like this dad with kids and stuff going to get some prostitutes.
	What about the burn victim?
	What about the guy with stubs?
	What can he, can he get a prostitute, please?
	He can't get laid.
	It's hard enough for normal people to get laid.
	Imagine your whole face was Freddy Krueger.
	That guy has, now, two people worked out a business deal where he gets something he needs, she gets something she needs.
	Mind your own beeswax.
	I'm being very politically correct this episode, aren't I?
	The beeswax.
	That's not very sensitive towards bees.
	But otherwise, yes.
	That was so unfunny.
	It was funny.
	That reminds me, by the way, speaking of trannies and stubs, Soph has a new video on the site.
	It's very good.
	And she created, I think invented this word, autoandrophobia.
	Now, autoandrophilia is the sexual turn-on you get, or very, very, very tiny number of people get, from the paraphilic tendency of a biological female to be sexually aroused by the thought of becoming a male.
	It's weird seeing a 14-year-old talk about sexual arousal, but whatever.
	And I guess in this metaphor, she's an auto-androphobe because she's phobic of the normalization of this tendency.
	But it's a pretty interesting video because she acknowledges that gender dysphoria exists.
	She goes, it is a thing.
	I'm not saying, she said, the problem is the way we treat it.
	And the way we treat it is we encourage it.
	So we say, oh, you're a woman who wants to become a man?
	Let's get started.
	And her contention appears to be in this video that it's not unlike a body integrity dysphoria, which is analogy I've always used, where I believe it exists, but genuinely exists.
	40 people.
	There's 40 people in America who genuinely have, are women who want to be men or men who want to be women.
	Who have genuine gender dysphoria.
	The rest are just, as far as I'm concerned, are just playing dress up.
	Why are you bidding me?
	I think it's an important analogy to bring up.
	Because what happens when you encourage bid body integrity dysphoria?
	Let's just call it body dysphoria.
	This is still, oh, sorry, this isn't numbered, but it's right before Math is Racist.
	Right below Soph New Video.
	Technically, it would be around 18.5.
	It would be the equivalent of someone who is growing an extra limb.
	It does not belong there.
	Okay, look, just pause.
	I never noticed that before.
	So he's talking about why he wants to amputate his leg.
	And these people do it.
	They do it themselves.
	They bind it up sometimes so the leg atrophies because it doesn't get any water to it.
	They freeze it to death.
	They saw it off.
	Yeah, there was one Hollywood actor who said he was a war vet who had lost his arm.
	And he was cast in all these machismo veteran Marine roles, mostly out of sympathy.
	And then later it comes out, yeah, I lied.
	I lied.
	I just chopped it off.
	It's out of look good on TV.
	Better call us all actor.
	Confesses to cutting off his own arm.
	What a freak about being a wounded war veteran.
	That is body dysphoria.
	How is that different from trans?
	You're literally chopping off a dick, or I don't know, turning it into a cheese blitz or something.
	But go back to that video.
	When that guy says that my leg doesn't belong, you can see him in his eyes going, what the fuck am I talking about?
	Let me see.
	Extra limb.
	It does not belong there.
	I could watch that one million times.
	That looks like he was at gunpoint.
	It's like he's never heard it before.
	And he goes, wow, that does sound insane.
	Maybe I'm insane.
	Maybe the problem is mental illness, not this pesky leg.
	It does not belong there.
	Holy shit.
	Imagine that was your brother.
	What's new, Max?
	Oh, you know, still the thing with the leg.
	Wait, you weren't kidding about that?
	Oh, no, I'm removing my leg.
	Oh.
	You'd start Crying, yeah.
	If your brother cut his leg off, you would cry.
	That's what I meant when I wrote that article, Transphobia is perfectly natural.
	I said, if your dad showed up and he was Christine at Thanksgiving, everyone wouldn't be high-fiving, they'd be bawling their eyes out.
	It's because you're mourning the death of your manfather.
	Now he's no elite.
	What this guy does is, well, keep playing the video.
	He folds it up and then stuffs it in his pant leg.
	Before he came out to me with that, I didn't even know about that.
	That's his gay lover.
	It felt like someone was coming out to me as gay or trans.
	Oh, so gay is a mental health.
	My first thoughts were, that's unbelievable that my friend is having to go through this.
	Oh, I thought that was his gay lover.
	I was myself a few times by injecting medical-grade alcohol into the limb, but there was intense pain.
	More pain than I anticipated because you could actually feel the alcohol drying up the muscles.
	There was a sense of feeling of success.
	You couldn't move it, but after eight hours, it was fine.
	I've also been in contact with a man who was regarded as what's called a gatekeeper, and he knows names of surgeons who are willing to do an amputation for a set fee.
	And what they would do then is they would give you documentation to say it was an accident.
	All right, I can't take this anymore.
	I can't take this anymore.
	I've seen guys, though, who have done it.
	Like in other videos.
	It seems more common in Britain for some reason.
	Maybe because it's raining outside and they're bored.
	I'm going to chop my leg off.
	There's something to do.
	You know?
	I've already watched these senders.
	I'm just sort of getting sick of mucking about.
	If I chop my leg off, right, it would take longer to get ready in the morning.
	I'd have to get my little prosthetic put on.
	And I've already got a walking stick.
	Okay, I'm not sure I can wear this anymore.
	Oh, look, he's already mapped out where he's going to put it.
	I don't really know the ins and outs of these headdresses.
	Is it blasphemous to put it on the ground like it is with a mask?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Oh, look, what he's done.
	Also, during the week, I also want to get to this because we're about to cut off the freebies and take calls.
	But before we go, I want to get to it.
	No, I should put this back on.
	This is stupid.
	I'm fucking nervous about my wife's family wanting to kill me.
	We should get to the epiphany of the week, which was I had Tommy Sotomayer on the show.
	Basically, he took up the entire show.
	And we were talking about how politics is downstream from culture, but we're realizing now that justice is downstream from culture.
	And judges, when there's a popular case and it's in the news, they now have to go by narratives, not evidence.
	And I think I have to be very careful here because I don't want to disparage the judge.
	But when it came time for the judge to sentence those Proud Boys, the only narrative that was in the press was hate group roaming the streets, beating up random people for no reason.
	Probably some old Jewish gay woman, trans, getting her groceries.
	And she was just like, oh, I almost dropped that orange.
	Oh, yeah, bitch.
	That was the narrative going on.
	So, and that narrative was very carefully manipulated.
	Whenever John Kinsman's black wife was with him or touching him, the photographers were just like this.
	Then she has to go pee.
	He goes like this to get them out of his face.
	They get down on the ground to make it look like a Z-Kile, which I can't even do on this show or someone will freeze it.
	I always go like this when I'm talking about Ezekiel now.
	So they're out there, Zeke Isling.
	And so at the end, if you're the judge and you say, I'm freeing these guys, this is bullshit.
	Then the narrative is judge allows hate group to continue their wanton, reckless abuse of anyone who doesn't agree with them in the age of Trump.
	You always have to say in the age of Trump at the end.
	So that's why it's important to get out there.
	Like, I wish his wife, John Kinsman's black wife, had done a million interviews.
	So then when the judge is there and he says, I'm letting them free, it's not as simple as letting hate group free.
	It can be like, obviously, this guy's not a hate monger.
	Anyway, I may have just given away, but this is Tommy and I discovering that in our conversation and realizing that's why we have to keep blabbing.
	That's why we need free speech to obfuscate their narratives.
	Because when we're silenced, they do things like take the cameras away when John's wife shows up.
	Well, you know, there's two things amazing going on here.
	One, I want to go back to what you said earlier where you go, imagine this was 20 years ago.
	Like, imagine when we were 14.
	We found out that there was this guy on our block who thought his son was a girl and had been feeding her these estrogen pills to prevent puberty or feeding him these estrogen.
	We would be freaking out.
	It would be international news.
	There'd be Germans in Stuttgart reading, we would be freaking out.
	And now it's just normal news.
	But the second thing I want to say is I think that judge, justice now, just goes by, well, what does everyone think of me?
	There's no more slamming the gavel down because you want the law.
	So at first it was like, oh, trans is big, right?
	Yeah, everyone's talking about that.
	Oh, if I stop this kid becoming a girl, I'll probably be made fun of and it'll draw a lot of attention.
	Okay, the boy can be a girl.
	And then all this other attention came and everyone went, what are you doing, you lunatic?
	And she went, oh, wait, wait, no.
	The boy can also not be a girl.
	What?
	Just don't be mad at me.
	And you go, that shouldn't drive policy.
	Right.
	They wake up.
	Our politicians, our judges, hell, even the lawyers in many cases.
	They wake up and they do this.
	And whatever way, in the words of Freddie Mercury, any way the wind blows.
	Um...
	I think you cut that too short.
	Because then we said, you have to keep, well, don't look It up yet, but that's why we have to keep being the wind that blows.
	There has to be more wind.
	And also, to be clear, with the judge we were talking about at the beginning, there was that trans judge case where they said this woman said, It was big last week that this woman said, I want to keep my daughter away from you because you won't let her admit that she's a girl.
	And the dad was saying it's a boy.
	You better not fucking give my son hormone therapy.
	And she said, Oh, he's getting hormone therapy, all right.
	And you have no saying it.
	And the judge went, okay, she's right.
	Because she thought, everyone, I don't want to be like a transphobe judge.
	And then there was a massive backlash.
	And everyone went, what the fuck are you doing?
	You're taking a little boy away from his father and letting this psycho turn the boy at seven years old into a girl?
	And then she went, oh, no, I'm not.
	No, he can, he has rights to see the kid.
	So if we're going to have a system where judges are swayed by narratives, then we need our narrative out there.
	Or else, we just have the left controlling the judicial system.
	It's bad enough that they control the media system.
	Now they're controlling justice.
	Oh, yeah, what about Fox News?
	Yes, okay.
	You're only saying that because it's a terrifying right-wing talking point.
	It's terrifying for you not to dose a little boy with estrogen and make him permanently infertile.
	Like those puberty blockers, they do some serious damage to a kid.
	It's only hurting kids more.
	You know, when they watch Fox News, these kids, these trans kids, they crack open a newspaper, let's say.
	Trans kids hurts their feelings.
	Why is that a word?
	Anyway, we should wrap it up.
	We're going to stay live for the subscribers and start taking calls.
	And callers.
	One point.
	None of this, like my first question is in two parts.
	Also, I don't need big fan or any of that stuff.
	No preamble.
	Just like homeless people in New York.
	Can I have some change?
	No.
	Bye.
	Boom, boom, boom.
	Let's keep it short, fast, and sweet.
	Then we can get through them all.
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	I like you more than that.
	I like you more than that.
	Got rid of those losers.
	Now we can really party.
	You know, one time I was so high in Costa Rica with my wife.
	We were just getting wasted.
	And I had a house there at the time, but the guy who looked after a house looked after other people's houses.
	And there was this one super duper rich couple that had a massive swimming pool.
	And he said, why don't you stay there for a few days?
	So we did.
	And that was the same trip where we're lying in bed in their huge bed watching their TV.
	And TV was a real luxury back then.
	And we bought a hippie's house.
	It was solar powered and shit.
	But a bat came in the room and hit the ceiling fan.
	And then what happens with bats is they're knocked unconscious really easy.
	So it just went and it was just like that on the floor.
	And I just couldn't, it was totally involuntary.
	But I couldn't just, I couldn't stop going, holy fucking shit, there's a bat right there.
	Holy fucking shit, there's a bat right there.
	Holy fucking shit, there's a bat right there.
	Like honestly, 1,000 times.
	I didn't know what to do.
	So eventually we wrapped it in a towel, brought it out to the front porch, untoweled it, and it just, like birds, it was able to regain its consciousness and flew away back into the night.
	The wee beastie.
	The wee leather mouse.
	The wee winged rodent.
	Wonged.
	Winged rodent?
	How no?
	I remember my parents always saying that.
	Do you want the, should we go out there?
	Go snow hell down there with the toboggins?
	Nah, how no?
	How no means I don't understand why you would say no to such a thing.
	Do you want to do a shot?
	No.
	How no?
	Right.
	I say it to my six-year-old all the time, and he started repeating it back to me.
	Makes a lot of sense, actually.
	How no?
	How no?
	Wait, there's something.
	We have an unturned stone here.
	Oh, yeah.
	So at that place, I was so baked that I look up to her and I say, oh my God, I'm so fucking glad that bald guy was gone.
	And she goes, what?
	He was so annoying.
	It's nice.
	It's just you and I. She goes, no one has visited us in 24 hours.
	Oh, my God.
	That's terrifying.
	It's like this girl I know who drove from Minneapolis to Wisconsin.
	I think it was Madison.
	And she was on meth, and she drove like nine hours.
	And all these people were bit.
	She was driving two people in the car.
	And they were talking about what a slut she is and how she's overrated and everyone, blah, blah, blah.
	And she's kind of fat.
	And she just kept taking it and taking it.
	And then eventually when she pulled into her driveway, she just turned around and goes, you people are a fucking nightmare.
	I'm never driving you anywhere.
	There's no one there.
	That's terrifying to me.
	I don't know why.
	You ever wake up thinking you're in one place and then you're in another place?
	Like even another room?
	Oh, imagine John and Max waking up in prison.
	Oh my God.
	Imagine the first morning at Rikers.
	They're like, wow, I just had this weird nightmares.
	Jesus Christ.
	That's the most depressing thing.
	A 17-second consensual brawl, and I'm looking at four fucking years in this shithole.
	And they keep moving them.
	They're going to move them up to Buffalo.
	You know why?
	Because this is deep, deep state shit, and that's a great way to torture someone because it's harder to visit.
	So now his wife and kids have to fly to Chicago and then drive another six hours up to Buffalo.
	This is what happens when you piss off the top brass.
	This is what happens when you piss off Cuomo.
	Can you show that pic?
	Speaking of solar, that solar car, imagine a woman came up to you and said, look, I want to end fossil fuels.
	Because I saw Greta Thunberg say that, how dare you?
	How dare you?
	And then you'd go, what?
	A fossil, I mean, a solar car?
	Do you know how big the panel would have to be to get any?
	Like, say you made the lightest, tiniest, weakest car.
	It would have to be 100% panels on the top.
	Where the fuck is your head going to go?
	And she's like, well, I got a grant.
	I got a $7 million grant.
	No, $700 million grant to try it.
	Okay, that's idiotic, Moira.
	I'm done.
	I'm finished.
	Would you like to go for a ride?
	Oh, yeah, you can't.
	It's a one-person car.
	It's good with those windshield wipers.
	It looks really safe, too.
	I'd love to get in a head-on collision or no, no, a perpendicular collision with an 18-wheeler.
	Yeah, it just chops your head off.
	You know that operation where you can see perfectly and it has like a credit card thing that goes.
	It cuts off the very tip of your eyeball.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's grody.
	That's what it would be.
	Just, you know, an easy way to You could be driving 45 miles an hour perfect day, and then just a goose just shits right where you're supposed to be looking.
	That's over for you.
	I'd be very claustrophobic in that thing.
	No kidding.
	I mean, I would say, you know what?
	Let's not have the glass top on.
	It looks like if Iron Man was a 600-pound life, this is what would happen if Tony Stark was a woman.
	I've invented a solar car.
	Thor, great design on the solar car.
	Wait, I keep getting blown up by this number.
	I'm kind of worried.
	What do you mean?
	I don't know why I'm getting a call from this number consistently.
	Anyway, it looks like 600 pounds.
	It's like a voicemail.
	600-pound life.
	If it's an emergency, they usually leave a voicemail.
	True.
	Tony, I told you to stop eating food and building mechanic electronics around you.
	Why are you getting fatter and more digital?
	Yeah.
	I put on all the weight back again after I lost 600 pounds.
	But the good news is it's all digital weight.
	It's all technology.
	It's all mechanical.
	Tony, you're losing body, man.
	What a fucking idiotic piece of shit that is.
	Now I'm getting kind of obsessed.
	Do you have any other pictures of it?
	Laura Morton.
	Maggie Ford.
	Who did that?
	Ironic last name.
	What if she's the great-great-granddaughter?
	Oh, that's terrible.
	And he's squandering her fortune.
	I mean, she's squandering his fortune.
	Not that it matters.
	Pronouns are bullshit.
	Solar car.
	Sorry, callers are making you wait.
	What?
	A solar.
	That Costa Rican house, I fucking hated.
	We eventually got real power because we got a pool and we had a filter.
	So it obviously can't handle a fridge.
	The fridge is a propane tank.
	But all the other electricity was solar.
	God forbid you should want...
	This is what they do in their spare time to take koalas.
	We're the koala team.
	We make solar cars.
	Oh my God, that's annoying.
	So God forbid you should want to wash your clothes because that takes up so much of the battery.
	We had this tiny little thing, this tiny little washing machine, and you could fit maybe four shirts in there.
	You'd made sure they reeked like homeless person bad before you put them on.
	And then and now that night, you can't look at that thing.
	It's a shitty boat.
	And I bet it's so fucking fragile, too.
	One drunk teenager sits on it.
	Oh, shit.
	Look at the size.
	It's so useless.
	That's crazy.
	It's way, way worse than a bicycle.
	Look at all the sponsors poured millions into that.
	Boeing.
	It looks exactly like the retarded car that Homer Simpson made.
	Remember?
	His brother let him take over the car company, and Homer comes up with this car that was so bad it bankrupted the entire car company.
	Was it this?
	It was that, wasn't it?
	It was something like that.
	Yeah, it had a bubble.
	Yeah, that's it.
	That's the Homer car.
	Hey, lady, you are indistinguishable from Homer Simpson.
	All right, let's start taking some kizzalls.
	All right, Christy.
	Alrighty, then.
	Christy, talking about women in bars.
	Hi, I started going out on dance with my husband to a local bar, and usually I'm the only woman around.
	I'm super quiet.
	We went last week, and some bitches showed up that ruined it.
	They were sitting across the bar from each other, and they were laughing and cackling so hard it was physically painful.
	So I'm with you.
	Women shouldn't be allowed in bars.
	Thank you very much, Carla.
	Yeah, it really reaches levels.
	If you want to check the loudest bird of that flock, you may want to check out Glasgow, Scotland.
	Preferably not downtown where they're a little more sophisticated.
	Go a little bit out to the outskirts, like Pollock Shaws.
	And these big, hefty, drunk Scottish women, when they get really souse, it's like a, ah, I can't, I don't have the ability to do it.
	And being allowed in a bar is so fucking obnoxious.
	It's like people on the train going, yeah, I don't know if we will be there.
	hope so.
	The culture of bars is, I don't know, but you know, so And then, all right, that was my moment.
	It's like heckling a movie.
	You're just like very quietly.
	Next call.
	We got Kick from Oklahoma.
	Yeah, it's Kick.
	Hey, David, you hit the nail on the head about two or three episodes ago about these beta ass males sitting in their vehicles on their phones, whatever the hell they're looking at.
	Their wives are out there pumping the gas, opening doors, even in bad neighborhoods where you don't really want to get gas or let your wife out of the vehicle.
	They're while their wives are going in and out of the store, out of the gas station.
	What the hell?
	And you're not on a little silly little pedal boat or something in a lake.
	You're on a vehicle where everyone could die.
	One bad decision.
	What if someone comes over the median?
	Now your wife is like, oh, shit, she's not fucking Kitty O'Neill.
	I'd get robbed.
	Yes.
	You know, assholes stay around them gas stations like that at night to rob people, and then they're letting their wives out there.
	And I've seen it, and I thought, you are such a dick and an idiot.
	Yeah.
	I heard about, you sound southern.
	I heard about a scam in rural Alabama where they'll put down a giant log on a dirt road so you have to stop and then people jump out of the bushes.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's pretty common.
	But I guarantee you, that asshole that's sitting over there in the pastor seat will let his wife get out of the vehicle and go move it and take a chance on the whole family dying.
	Like you said, you're on a boat.
	You're the captain.
	Yeah.
	Even on a bicycle built for two.
	I couldn't imagine just being on the back.
	Where are we going next, honey?
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, man.
	Oops, sorry, sir.
	Y'all come back now.
	You hear?
	Andrew, guest request, free speech.
	Yeah, so, you know, the previous episodes, I think, have focused a lot on race.
	And I think it would be interesting if he changed it up a little and did an episode about the topic of abortion.
	And the guy I think you should get for that is Dave Smith, because I don't know if you know this, but after his daughter was born, he became super pro-life.
	And I think it'd be interesting if you had an abortion conversation with him, you know, coming from the libertarian perspective against abortion.
	Yeah, that's a great idea.
	We should do that.
	You know, that happened with Dave Smith.
	It happened with Kanye.
	He's now Mr. Pro-Life.
	And it happened with me.
	I don't really think I gave a shit about abortion until I saw my daughter.
	But it's funny how many men change their views when they actually see one of these things.
	Thanks for calling.
	Okay, we got Nick.
	Ooh, spooky.
	Nick.
	Hey, I don't know if you've noticed the drama between Nick Flintheads and Turning Point recently.
	I don't know if you've seen that stream at Ohio State, but I think you'd be great to debate Candace maybe since Candace is real big at the Turning Point.
	I should probably get Candace on free speech.
	Yeah, I think so.
	But Nick, he's kind of, he identifies as a traditional conservative.
	I know he's got some questionable views on Judaism and stuff.
	How did you get this?
	How did you get this number?
	The live stream?
	But we don't.
	Oh, so you got it back when it was free, like on YouTube?
	And then you just save it?
	No, I'm a subscriber.
	Well, you didn't see Candace and Dr. Cornell West on the show?
	No, I did.
	I did see Candace.
	But Nick has problems with the turning point organization, and I know Candace is real involved with the Turning Point.
	Ah, okay.
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Do you think that's our demographic?
	I see that so turning point, Nick Fuentes, Charlie Kirk bashing, as much farther right than where we tend to go.
	But maybe I'm wrong.
	Do you think that's our wheelhouse?
	He's gone.
	Don't hang up until I say thanks for calling.
	Okay?
	Okay.
	Okay, Caleb.
	Hey, how's it going, guys?
	Hey, man, how you doing?
	Good.
	I'm a combat infantryman and a former drug addict.
	And I wrote you a letter about me going to film school on the GI Bill.
	And actually, my short film was playing at a local veterans film festival.
	And I was just wondering if y'all wouldn't mind taking a look at it sometime.
	I've sent it to y'all a couple times now.
	You have sent it many times.
	I'm familiar with the film.
	Not my cup of tea.
	Seemed a little rough around the edges, to be honest.
	But I appreciate your service, and I wish you nothing but the best.
	All right, appreciate it.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Awkward.
	Jim Felton calling about free speech, baby.
	Felton, Ryan, you can't get the last name right.
	It's all good.
	It's all good.
	Bro, I just want to congratulate you on hitting the camera the other day with your papers if that's what you're trying to do.
	That was awesome, man.
	You just nailed it.
	And I'd love to interview you, brother.
	Spoke to Ryan about it offline.
	If you're ever down with doing that, love to get you.
	And, brother, where are you finding the time to quarterback the Miami Dolphins?
	Please tell me.
	And can get a couple Pelt pads maybe for that microphone base so when you slide it across the table, we don't get the rumble jumble in the jungle.
	Oh, yeah.
	I love you, brother.
	Well, that was short and sweet.
	Yeah, I should probably address this as it's come up quite a bit.
	For some people, to get into the NFL is the hardest thing in the world, and they struggle and they struggle.
	But for others, it doesn't even register.
	Me playing football for the Miami Dolphins is something I consider a hobby.
	I don't bore you with it on the show because I'm not a big football guy.
	It's just something that I'm good at.
	I thought we had a great year this year.
	I think we're having a great year this year.
	I'm very optimistic about the future.
	The Dolphins are not even my favorite team.
	But I am just really good at the game.
	I don't particularly enjoy the game.
	Like, you know those idiot Savants who are just tickling the ivories?
	And they don't really seem that into it?
	That's how I am in football.
	Just something I'm good at.
	And I don't talk about it much because I'm not one of these touchdown, woo, do a funny dance guys.
	I just, if you notice, when I get a touchdown, I'm just sort of like, that was good.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	This video thing is turning out.
	We got Jake calling about tips on your girlfriend.
	Hello.
	Hi, Jay.
	Hey, yeah.
	so I was just calling about, you know, my girlfriend, she's pretty liberal, and I know your wife is, too.
	So I was just wondering what your tips are on that, and any points you have that she might, you know, come to the other side on.
	Yes.
	And also, when will the audio downloads be available on Android?
	We're still working on that maybe next week.
	But to answer your first question, I think Epstein is a great gateway drug.
	No one on either side thinks he committed suicide.
	And what you're looking for is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
	So what you want to do is just show, like, hey, you see that thread hanging out there?
	Why don't we give that a tug and see what happens?
	And then you're like, wow, this is long.
	And next thing you know, the sweater is gone.
	So Jeffrey Epstein is a great way to ask him.
	And what's his name?
	David Shortel?
	David Shortel was the guy from CNN who was at Roger Stone's house doing a stakeout 15 minutes before the feds.
	Huh.
	Isn't that kind of weird, honey?
	Don't you think it's possible that CNN and the feds were working together?
	I've never heard of a 15-minute stakeout before.
	They're usually about a week.
	And if the feds are calling CNN, that means that the deep state and the media are in bed together, and maybe that can help unfurl things.
	Here's another handy trick I like to do.
	This is how I got a lot of liberals to give a shit about illegal immigration.
	Illegal immigration only benefits white people.
	White, rich Mexicans, like Vincente Fox.
	He's not brown, he's white.
	And rich white people in America.
	It hurts the working class.
	It hurts blacks in California.
	You can't flip burgers in South Central if you don't speak Spanish.
	So by you being pro-open borders, you're pro-Soros, you're pro-rich white people on both sides.
	So basically what I'm saying is you got to use tricks.
	Thanks for calling.
	Okay, we got Matt.
	Like guys are sissy.
	Hey, just wanted to call in.
	You touched on it yesterday about how white, I think you said white males are pretty sissified now with their political views.
	Just wanted to give you some opinions on why are we so scared to be politically out there and they're afraid to lose friends, afraid to lose Facebook followers.
	It's just time to grow up.
	Don't be scared.
	Red Pill, appreciate your help.
	Red Pill the youth.
	You're doing a great job.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	I mean, it is pretty harrowing when my friends are in prison.
	And it's not just John and Max that are in prison.
	Jeff Young is in Rikers every weekend for the foreseeable future.
	And Trigger Tommy over in Chicago is facing five years for pulling out a knife fed when Antifa jumped him and stabbing two of them.
	So not to mention my children being attacked and my home being attacked and all that other shit, getting fired constantly.
	It's harrowing, but I think I remember a quote from some guy said, man should do everything he can to promote freedom short of ending his marriage, losing, going bankrupt, or ending up in prison.
	Now, sometimes I push those envelopes.
	You know, a lot of people we know are in prison.
	A lot of people, Roger Stone has gone bankrupt.
	But you have to at least try.
	All these people, like, I remember this guy, this Jewish friend I had, Ben, he used to always go, yeah, I don't know why you bother, man.
	I'm a pussy.
	And he was like a proud pussy who said, I never want to rock the boat.
	Meanwhile, he became this character, blog nigger.
	That was actually the name of the character.
	He blogged under that name.
	So he was very brave when he was black.
	But when he was a white Jewish guy, he didn't have the balls to say anything.
	Isn't that so much of pop culture these days?
	People pretending to be something they're not.
	We got Z. This is your bed while you're drunk.
	Okay.
	Hello.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	Hey, guys.
	Yeah, I got a question, actually, about when, Gavin, you said it a couple of times.
	When you get too drunk, you piss your bed.
	How the fuck do you stop that?
	That's a great question.
	I've tried a million things.
	I even tried duct taping adult diapers to my body.
	I've never peed when I did that.
	I've talked to some long-term drunks who stuff like a t-shirt down the front of their pants when they go to bed.
	It's interesting that I've never done it when I've had any kind of precaution set up.
	But if you've been really hitting the liquor hard and you know what's going to happen, sleep in a leather chair or sleep on the floor, something that can be easily fixed.
	Because a mattress is a nightmare.
	However, on my bed, I have this really thin, it doesn't feel like plastic, but it's like three sheets down and it's this sort of impermeable membrane that prevents anything from going into the tempurpedic.
	I even tried this thing where like I would I would get up in the night when I wasn't drunk and say, I have to pee.
	I'm getting up.
	I will go pee.
	Talking to myself, trying to brainwash myself doesn't work.
	Basically, I think the only thing you can do is to like hold a gun to your head and say, when you're wasted, don't go into bed.
	Sleep in the tub or on the couch on a leather chair or you're dead.
	And maybe he might listen to you.
	No easy solutions.
	Thanks for calling.
	I have a solution.
	What?
	The door to your bedroom is locked until you can fill up the sensor, the door lock, with peat.
	And unless you fill it up with your P and it knows your P, it's almost like when you blow in a car to drive it when you get the DUI, you have to blow into the thing.
	That's ridiculous and would cost about $80,000 to invent.
	But you gave me another idea.
	You have a code.
	You know how our previous studio had a digital code out front?
	Yes.
	The code is like 11 numbers.
	So to get into your own bedroom, you have to go peep, beep, boop, boop, beep, beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, boop.
	And a guy who pisses his bed is not going to remember 11 numbers.
	So you'll be locked out.
	Yeah.
	You'll pee in the hallway, perhaps, or something.
	That's fine.
	It sucks, though.
	Oh, another tip, sir, if you're still listening, is I've been sort of telling myself you're not allowed to have makers, Mark, unless you've earned them, and the way you earn them is three beers.
	So you have a maker's, and then you have three beers.
	And while you're having those three beers, uh-oh, while you're having those three beers, the maker's has time to settle.
	Because the problem with hard liquor is it really sneaks up on you.
	So you have like four in an hour, and you go, wow, I'm not drunk.
	By the time you get home, you're like, whoa.
	So it spreads it out.
	It's sort of like having potato, lots of potatoes with your meat.
	We got Michael from LA.
	Hi, Michael.
	What's up, guys?
	Spooky.
	What's up, Gavin?
	What's up, Bernard?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, yeah.
	I pissed the bed last night, too.
	But I'm the Hispanic from Los Angeles, and the media out here makes it seem like blacks and Hispanics are real united.
	I had an idea for free speech TV for you to get just a regular guy, or it could be a former gang member, black and Hispanic from LA, and with security.
	And then some pretty calm guys, I guess, reformed or whatever.
	And to expose that, because on the media, it makes it seem like we're all united and there's a lot of racism that happens between the two groups.
	Well, I heard on Cinco de Mayo in schools that are about the same population of black and Hispanic, black kids don't even go that day because there's going to be major brawls if the Hispanics feel slightly disrespected.
	Yeah, I went to school out there in the Compton area.
	I don't know if you're familiar with Cinco de Mayo.
	There was like race riots.
	You know, police would come in and everything.
	And on Martin Luther King Day, Hispanics would walk out of the auditoriums.
	Really?
	Total and utter silence from the media on that.
	There is a race war going on.
	And Hispanics are cleaning out entire parts of South Central with Molotov cocktails and murder because they don't want blacks in those neighborhoods.
	Yeah, they tag Hispanic gangs tag on the wall, NK, and that doesn't stand for Nubian Kings.
	They're NK, which is N-word killers.
	And the media says that they're white supremacist Mexican gangs.
	No, they're not.
	They're just racist Mexican gangs.
	White supremacist Mexican gangs.
	Who don't like white people, by the way.
	These white supremacists are not a fan of whites.
	They say they're part of the KKK.
	The gay, gay, gay.
	That's pretty good.
	Hey, who's winning right now in this California race war with blacks and Hispanics?
	Hispanics, because of numbers.
	I mean, in jail, they outnumber them five to one.
	And it's funny because any skin, I've seen a couple more skinheads than you in my time.
	And they roll with Hispanics, like Nazi Lowriders and the Orange County white guys, the Purple Woods.
	In prison or in real life?
	In jail, and in prison.
	Right, but not on the streets.
	No, because there's no white people out here.
	There's no white people going to vandalize in South Central or Compton.
	Of course.
	Yeah, I've only ever heard one guy write about that, Ryan Serdakis.
	No, Gerduski.
	Ryan Gurduski is the only journalist I've seen writing about that.
	It seems like it's a pretty major story, especially in California news.
	Yeah, it is.
	And nobody ever talks about it either.
	You know, so I just thought if you free speech TV, if you get two regular guys on there from out here, I'm pretty sure they'll tell the truth about it.
	And it's not anywhere, it's not the white man's fault at all.
	You know, like there's no white people out here in L.A. Right, right.
	I take a picture whenever I see one.
	Okay, thanks for calling, man.
	Thanks.
	That was a good call.
	Yeah, that's wild stuff.
	We have Gabriel Frogman's stupid words.
	Hey, Kevin.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, buddy.
	So in your video yesterday, you talked about how you hate the word atrocious.
	Yes.
	Now, that's fine.
	The word that I can't stand is the word proverbial.
	Anytime that there's a use for the word proverbial, it's already implied.
	Whenever somebody says, oh, yeah, well, they're talking about the proverbial mother, you know, when they make a yo mama joke, that sounds very similar to ending that with going by going, if you will, or so I'm saying.
	Well, it's the same with like.
	For example, they will say there was like 10 people in the room, and you go, it's not a court of law.
	I know there could have been eight.
	There could have been 11.
	Don't worry about it.
	We're not submitting evidence.
	I can picture about 10 people.
	You don't have to fucking say like.
	Proverbial.
	That is fucking annoying.
	And it's always people who don't read trying to sound smarter than they are.
	And you're like, why are you playing a character?
	Well, if you will, these proverbial individuals are only just this picture of the nerd.
	Yeah, it's irritating.
	All right, thanks for calling, dude.
	We will be sure not to do that.
	I have some annoying words that I use, like misnomer, and I always use it in the wrong context.
	Misnomer is when a word is used wrong, like when Alanis Morris had sings ironic.
	She's never, she got the word ironic wrong.
	I think that's even bad use of misnomer.
	Brian calling about whiskey.
	Whiskey, Brian.
	What's up, dude?
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	I don't want to slow down the show or anything, but there's this great video of this Scottish dude drinking whiskey.
	It's called How to Drink Whiskey Like a Sir.
	And I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.
	Thank you very much for that advice.
	Thank you for calling.
	Next call.
	Okay, Devin, talking about episode 77.
	Hey, so at the end of episode 77, when we showed the two store clerks shooting it out with a robber, I just thought that's a Perfect example of people that complain: you didn't have to shoot that guy, or you didn't have to shoot that guy that many times.
	The fact that he comes back in the store after he's already been shot, and the fact that he's been shot and he just keeps coming, you really don't know what it's like to be in that situation.
	And you don't know how many times it takes getting shot with a small caliber handgun before you actually go down.
	I just thought it was a good example of, you know, people have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to.
	Right, unless you get him in the heart or in the brain, which is not easy to do.
	And if they're little 22 bullets, I was told never to shoot a bear with a handgun that has 22 bullets in it because it just makes them mad.
	Well, I mean, even in assault rifle rounds, people really shouldn't use for deer hunting, you know, like unless it's pretty close because the size of the round really matters a lot.
	And a guy can get shot with a 38 or a 380 or a 9mm or 22mm several times before he goes down.
	And speaking of women driving, why do you have in what appears to be a bad neighborhood two women running the store?
	Like, where's the dad?
	Where's the man of the house?
	I wouldn't let my daughter and my wife run my liquor store with the gun in it.
	Isn't that weird?
	Yeah, yeah, like, just, you know, wife and daughter running a liquor store in the middle of somewhere that, you know, gets robbed.
	Oh, this doesn't seem right.
	I'm sick of that shit.
	Thanks for your call, sir.
	Yeah, I keep seeing these, like, the young girl, 18-year-old employee of homeless shelter murdered by one of the...
	I cannot think of a more dangerous place than a homeless shelter.
	I don't think, I think it's much safer to be a CO than a person, a corrections officer, than a person who works at a homeless shelter.
	You're dealing with the craziest people in one of the most dangerous cities in the country.
	We got talking about scrapbooking for Detective Shitty.
	Go ahead.
	Okay.
	No, I was hoping to hire Detective Shitty for a case.
	Okay.
	What's the case?
	Is that okay?
	So this is a.
	You know the guy who has a podcast named Joe Rogan?
	Joe Rogan?
	Joe Rogan.
	You met him the other day.
	Funny guy.
	Yeah, funny guy.
	And he had a guy named Kyle Kalinsky on it.
	And this is what I want Dr. Shitty or Professor Shitty to cut the bottom to.
	Is Kyle Kalinsky just Tim Pool without a hat?
	Good point.
	I'll look into it and I'll get back to you.
	Let me tell you, thank you for the lead.
	I like leads.
	Hey, man, what's going on?
	What's going on, buddy?
	Good to see you.
	Tim Poole without a hat is a golf ball.
	You're a good combo.
	So he's balder than Joe Rogan.
	I was supposed to get this dry cleaned.
	No, I don't think so.
	His nose is too pointy, too.
	That doesn't look like Tim.
	In the write-up, Joe calls him like his favorite newscaster.
	I've never even heard of him before.
	Am I stupid?
	I've never heard of the guy either, but that doesn't say much.
	Let's see if we could chop off his forehead.
	No.
	No, his nose is too pointy, Color.
	All right, next call.
	I'm drinking a water.
	All right, here.
	We have Ryan from Pittsburgh.
	He's our second to last call.
	Oh, good.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	We were stuck in an elevator last week.
	Okay.
	We were?
	Okay.
	I got a question.
	Have you guys ever thought about the term black market?
	Is that like kind of racist?
	Yes, it is.
	Thank you for bringing it up.
	What about if you know, like, if you say the Chinese black market?
	I've never seen a Chinese black person.
	I have.
	Yeah, me neither.
	Like a black person who was born and raised in Chinese and doesn't really speak English very well.
	That would be a trip to see, right?
	Yeah.
	I'd like it.
	That would be racist.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's a great point.
	It looks like we have tons more calls.
	No, those are the terminated calls, meaning.
	Cool.
	So we've cleared off the calls.
	Good?
	Good.
	Feels great.
	I mean, I'm fine with it.
	Yeah, no, that's good.
	Not a bad thing.
	Don't feel lonely.
	Certainly not wishing there were more.
	All right, let's go.
	Come on.
	That's it.
	Oh, that's it.
	We're done.
	Yeah.
	Great.

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