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Oct. 29, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E79 - COMPLICATES THE STORY

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	I can take a man if I want to.
	I can take a man if I want to.
	I can take it man if I want to.
	I can take your man if I want to.
	Get off my lawn.
	Why are you coming at me with the attitude?
	Huh?
	Slapping on my ego, now I'm mad at you.
	Now I gotta do what I gotta do.
	Kind of sad, don't even like the dude.
	Not Mickey D's, but he's loving it.
	Call him RB's, cause he has the meat.
	Not Mickey D's, but he's loving it.
	Call him RB D. She's saying that her naked body is not as nice as a Big Mac.
	I think she's referring specifically to her genitalia.
	And she's saying that my genitalia is no Big Mac.
	You're selling yourself short there, lady.
	Yeah, it's probably worth more than $8 for a meal and fries.
	Look, my pussy's no fillet of fish, but it's something.
	And he likes it.
	He hates the McRibs.
	That's not a great Valentine's card.
	Your pussy's better than a fillet of fish.
	Love you.
	Dennis.
	And then you smear the fillet of fish sauce.
	I like fillet of fish, by the way.
	Yeah, me too.
	Oh, let's debut your fun outfit, Ryan, that you're so proud of.
	Oh, you mean this whole thing?
	Yeah.
	I could take a man if you want to.
	Do the Joker like all incels do.
	I'm the joker!
	And then you spend like an hour painting your face and then your shirt's just a shirt.
	Like you're supposed to have a...
	But he's a nihilist, he doesn't believe in anything, so it's...
	Yeah, he does.
	I suppose you're right.
	Wow.
	Oh, I know what you're dressed up as.
	A loser.
	I wouldn't say that.
	You're doing a great job.
	A joker.
	We've got a fun show for you today.
	We've got Tommy Sotomayor on.
	Should we talk to Sabo?
	That'd be cool.
	He just got kicked off of PayPal, and they...
	Skype on my show.
	Right fucking now.
	Let's see.
	now.
	Audio video session?
	Alright, all looks to be good.
	Typing Sabo.
	Let's see.
	He's texting me back.
	Yeah, he just got shut down.
	And when they shut down Owen Benjamin, he went, uh-oh, this is not looking good.
	When did they do that to Owen Benjamin?
	This is a crazy thought.
	That's very controversial.
	Okay?
	So they're shutting him down because he's making hate.
	He's creating hate stickers and hate posters, right?
	They're wrong.
	He's not doing that.
	He's a political guy.
	I'm just texting him.
	Let me know.
	We're shooting.
	So my mind just went totally blank there.
	He's political.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So they're accusing him of making hate stickers, right?
	In a free country, shouldn't you be allowed to make hate stickers?
	I know, it's a crazy argument, and I can just see the right-wing watch, hate watch, saying Gavin McInnes advocates Nazi stickers.
	This isn't for the faint of heart.
	This is called incongruous.
	This is, what's the word?
	When it's the opposite of what you think it would be, like disinstinctual, contrary to logic?
	No.
	Dissonance, cognitive dissonance?
	No, no, no.
	Oh, man.
	It's the kind of thinking where, like, more guns, less crime.
	That's confusing.
	It's contrary to what you would think, but it's the truth.
	Anyway, whatever that fancy word is.
	I always remember after we stopped shooting, too.
	And then I get 100 emails of people with the word.
	But anyway, counterintuitive.
	There we go.
	It's counterintuitive.
	But in a free society, you should be able to make swastika stickers.
	There I said it.
	I don't want any.
	I think Nazis are bad, along with 99.9999% of the population.
	But like I remember hearing this with Krass, the punk band in the 80s.
	They were against Christianity.
	I have several Krass tattoos, but I don't agree with them on that.
	But the people at the record printing plants would say no.
	And I always, even as a 14-year-old kid, I always thought, that's weird.
	Like a guy in assembly line is like, oh, this says Jesus Christ being desecrated.
	No.
	Stop, stop.
	So they couldn't get the record printed.
	They had to start their own record label.
	Although that still has to go to a factory, of course.
	Anyway, just a kooky thought.
	But we should talk to Sabo today.
	I also want to have a long ass talk with Tommy Sotomayor about the state of censorship today.
	Because he's black and I like being seen with black people so people don't think I'm racist.
	That's why I talk to black people.
	It's all an act.
	That's why you have a job here because you're a race.
	That's why I married Miami Indian wife.
	It's all virtue signaling.
	I'm trying to come across as not racist.
	It's not working.
	My application for this job was just me eating a bowl of rum and a photograph.
	Oh, I saw the name Katsu Rivera and said yes.
	Done.
	I saw some poem on the train yesterday in the subway, and it was like the sky was purple at dusk.
	I saw an owl.
	It's this thing the city just wastes our money putting poems on the subway.
	It's an ad.
	I don't know how much that costs, but that's Why we pay so much tax in New York.
	And then, oh, you found it?
	Did I?
	What does it say?
	It says, well, that's small.
	Oh, I could zoom.
	All right.
	Well, it says, as you swiftly.
	No, that's not it.
	Okay.
	But, but, but, who wrote that?
	Billy Collins, 1941.
	Well, that kind of contradicts what I'm saying.
	Well, this one's 2017.
	I noticed it was by, yeah, Chris Simic.
	I guarantee you these are all visible minorities.
	Oh.
	That's exciting.
	Hello?
	Oh, shit.
	What's up, dude?
	We're recording.
	How are you doing, Gavin?
	How are you?
	I feel free, actually.
	I think I've heard you say that once before.
	We've been having a conversation this morning that PayPal took my account away.
	And I knew it was going to happen.
	It's kind of like you're a chicken and you're standing in line.
	Or what was that movie, Apocalypto, where those guys are waiting in line and they're going, oh shit, they're going to cut my heart out next.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, and it's like you kind of, and once it happens, you're like, fuck, I'm free now.
	You know, what next?
	Yeah, like Paul Joseph Watson, every morning he gets up, the first thing he does before anything is check to see if he's on YouTube.
	The first thing he does is what?
	Check to see if his YouTube account still exists.
	And I was just checking it this morning because it's been acting weird and I've been getting a lot of strikes.
	And I just thought, I don't give a fuck anymore.
	I'll just keep on chugging, you know?
	So they shut down.
	How did you find out they shut down your account, your PayPal account?
	Well, some dude from England wanted to buy a poster and it wasn't going through.
	And, you know, we kind of figured, whatever.
	But then I think we logged onto the page and it had a message that said, we no longer want to do business with you.
	And let me tell you, man, I've been one of PayPal's a fan.
	It's like for years, people say, oh, leave PayPal, leave PayPal.
	And I'm like, you know, they're really easy.
	You can make a button very fast.
	And of course, and I'm wrong in doing what I did when I thought, okay, Owen Benjamin, he really pushes the envelope.
	I get it.
	It's like, I kind of get it.
	I felt for him.
	I don't fucking hate Owen, but it's like the dude is, he's not only on the front line, he's a forward observer, a scout.
	So I understand how they took his fucking scalp.
	But and see, now deep down inside, I wanted to call PayPal and say, hey, man, why are you giving fucking Owen a hard time?
	I realize he's edgy, this, that, and the other.
	But I said, dude, the minute you call those fucking people, they're going to go to your website and they're going to scan it, and your fucking neck is next.
	And we go back to the 1930s where, okay, they took this guy.
	I didn't say anything.
	But eventually they came for me.
	Yeah.
	And look at the world they're pushing for.
	They're going for a gray America where there is no controversy.
	There's nothing offensive.
	Anything that is remotely dangerous is removed.
	And artists are the first to go.
	Comedians, they're getting shut down.
	We're shutting down comedy.
	Movies have to be on message.
	And we're going into your past and checking your tweets from 16 years ago.
	So make sure even as a young man, as a 14-year-old, you're gray and bland and don't say anything.
	What was the poster they were trying to buy?
	You know, it was a Peto wood one.
	But, you know, I don't think that's what it was.
	I just had the BBC here, and the BBC did what those left-leaning people always do.
	They have some really cute-sounding girl say, hey, I want to come and interview you.
	And you Google her name, and she says, pretty 20-something-year-old girl.
	And you figure, okay, whatever.
	And then when they come in with their camera crews and their audio people, it's fucking Muhammad or some other dude that's going to interview you.
	I know when Vice sent people over, the face that they had was this dark-haired, cute, 20-something-year-old girl.
	But when the people rolled in, it was two young guys in their 20s from San Francisco that I have no doubt are from Antifa.
	So I'm like, great, now I've got these fuckers in my apartment.
	So, you know, so I had the BBC here, and, you know, they kind of freaked out, man.
	I had my AR.
	I had my Glock with a 50-round drum.
	And I loved showing it to them.
	I wanted to freak them out.
	But, you know, I kind of figured, okay, who knows?
	Maybe it was them.
	Or maybe they just woke up one day and went to my site and said, yo, fuck this guy.
	So you can't sell a Pedo Wood poster, which was lampooning pedophiles and sexual predators in Hollywood.
	You can't mock them if you're a person who has lots of guns.
	That's what the message I'm getting here is.
	I guess, man, it's like the whole Pedo Wood thing.
	I mean, the Getty was almost on fire yesterday morning and everyone, and normally you would think, hey, man, are you all right?
	Is everything fine?
	But no, all the messages I'm getting is, fuck those pedophile billionaires.
	They have tunnels underneath the Getty.
	I'm like, where is all this insanity coming from?
	This is so bizarre.
	I've seen features on you in the past.
	One time I was in Jamaica and you appeared on the TV.
	Was this thing all about how dangerous you are and how you have guns and you're going to be the next mass shooter or something?
	I don't know.
	I haven't even seen the interview.
	I mean, they've only showed it in England.
	And the BBC's always been smarmy.
	They're like really sharp, quick on their feet.
	Now, the Germans are pretty fucking nasty, man.
	They'll smile in your face and then stab you right in the back afterwards.
	Well, dude, you are the living embodiment of this evil time we're living in.
	Like, I'm looking at the poster behind you where you made Ted Cruz cool.
	This is why they're against you.
	You weren't making swastika stickers.
	You weren't saying, go back to where you came from, immigrants, whatever.
	You were making conservatives look cool.
	You were exposing the elites, Pedalwood, all of this other stuff.
	And that's what pisses them off.
	When you question power, when you question the left's authority, that's why you've been shut down.
	It's sad to think, man.
	I Worked in the startups in the late 90s, early 2000s, and there was a time when a person would run down the hallway going, Oh my god, we got a bad email!
	Change everything!
	And now they're like, Let's just ass rape half the country.
	It's not like they can do anything about it, but uh, it's funny.
	And you know what?
	Uh, these millennials that work at Silicon Valley, they don't, they don't think they've done their history, man, because I've seen a number of big doors close that are, you know, websites, startups.
	And if they don't think it's going to happen to them, they're fucking crazy.
	They're next.
	All right, man.
	Well, thanks for coming on the show, and I like you more than a friend.
	All right, man.
	Well, thank you very much, and have a good day.
	Cheers, bro.
	Let's pull up that Pedowood poster just so people know what we're talking about.
	He put them all over Hollywood.
	Billboards, he put them on benches.
	Every time he does a, what would you call that?
	My vocabulary sucks.
	It's like a bench ad, right?
	No, but a whole campaign.
	Okay.
	He does everything.
	So yeah, he's got Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen in the car, and he's exposing the latent pedophilia and sexual assault and the sexual predators of Hollywood.
	But a British guy can't buy that.
	Oh, what's cool too is he took, he didn't make the whole billboard, you see.
	He just photoshopped the heads, and so all he had to do was put up the face and the title and then the name change.
	That's pretty efficient.
	That's art.
	They're shutting down art.
	That's the world we're living in.
	War on comedy, war on art.
	How is that a swastika?
	Now, my crazy argument earlier about you should be able to make swastika stickers.
	You know what?
	If that's too dangerous for you, let's save it for another day.
	I get it.
	It is a fucking weird thing for me to say.
	It's an intellectual discussion.
	Back in the early aughts, when political correctness took a timeout, you could say shit like that and think about it.
	But now you can't even consider things.
	Like Cliven Bundy, he was looking at this poor black woman on a porch and he said, she's had like six kids with her and the baby daddy was in prison and she was exhausted and she was very, very poor living on food stamps.
	And he said, sometimes I wonder if they were better off as slaves.
	Now, the answer to your wonder, Mr. Bundy, is no.
	No one's better off as a slave.
	No one is better off as property.
	Freedom trumps everything.
	However, all he did was wonder.
	He said, I often wonder.
	That's just called thinking.
	And that was the end of Clivin Bundy.
	Fox News stopped talking to him.
	Sean Hannity stepped away.
	I hate him.
	I hate him.
	Or Larry Summers, the president of Harvard, he said, I think he said, is it possible, something like that, that women are less prevalent in mathematics and science because of a natural predilection?
	Maybe they're not inclined that way.
	He said the same verbiage.
	I wonder, I question, fired from the present, fired from Harvard.
	That was 2005 that happened.
	And I feel like 2000 to 2005, you were allowed to have thoughts.
	Now you may not have thoughts.
	You may not have sinned.
	You may not have a typo.
	If you're on the right, you can't make a mistake.
	Like Kanye West, we were talking yesterday.
	He said, sounds like a choice to me.
	To the left now, he will forever be the slavery is a choice candidate.
	Forever.
	And that's why, as Jim Goad was saying, sometimes it's better to be run by robots.
	We're at a point now where we're more tyrannical than communism.
	I know that sounds crazy too.
	Forgive me for thinking crazy thoughts today.
	In communism, you'd be sent to re-education camp.
	You'd be sent out on a gulag, punished brutally, but you'd be back in society after with a clean slate.
	You could be punished.
	There's no redemption here in this modern tyranny.
	Louis C.K., fuck him forever.
	He's doomed.
	He lost $25 million.
	He was a monster for, hasn't a comedy in, what, five years?
	Nope, not good enough.
	People are mad that he's touring again.
	He masturbated in front of women with their consent.
	25 million isn't a big enough fine for you?
	Or Mel Gibson said horrible anti-Semitic things when he was wasted out of his mind.
	Terrible things.
	What was his punishment?
	10 years.
	He was persona non grata in Hollywood.
	Now he's back, sort of.
	He's made some good films.
	But people still think that's not enough.
	And you go, okay, I don't think the communists would have punished you for 10 years for saying a horrible thing.
	And Louis C.K., I'm not even clear on what he did wrong.
	Like he, I guess the contention is because these girls are new to comedy and he's such a legend, they felt inclined to say yes.
	Is that illegal?
	That's a stretch.
	Didn't Chelsea Handler admit to doing just that?
	Really?
	To sleeping her way to the top or doing...
	And also, by the way, when we started Vice, all the women were cougars in marketing.
	In fact, my friend invented the word cougar, the guy from Heliozilla.
	And fortunately, I wasn't in sales, but the sales guys had to fuck them.
	And they were hideous and old, and we were young and gorgeous.
	And even, so Harvey Weinstein, sleep with me, and you can get this part.
	Don't sleep with me and I'll ruin your career.
	That's disgusting.
	But I've been in that situation.
	I just said no.
	Like, it's not like you're starving to death.
	I had this gay dude when we ran Rooster and he said, if you had fucked me, you know, you would get that.
	You would have got that client.
	And I'm like, well, that client's not that valuable to me.
	Is the client going to pay $7 billion?
	Because that's about how much I'd need to fuck you, sir.
	I wasn't even mad.
	Now, there was a story with Lauren Savon where she couldn't escape, and he was jerking off, and he just in a plant.
	That's disgusting and illegal.
	We have laws for all this stuff.
	So that's sexual assault.
	But like Roger Ailes, He said to Greta, what's her name?
	Gretchen Carlson.
	He said, You know, if you sleep with me, if you had slept with me, your career would be going a lot better.
	And she got $25 million for that.
	I think the tyrants, the Stalins of the world are going, wow, these guys, they'll fuck around.
	There was a little boy who was decapitated on a water slide because it was designed badly.
	His family got 20 million.
	So having your child beheaded is as bad as Roger Hales hitting on you.
	Wow.
	That's the kind of justice system we're living with today.
	That does put into perspective.
	Ryan, you're not allowed to say stuff like that.
	Perspective?
	No, you're not allowed.
	You're basically the co-host.
	You can say that quietly to yourself when you listen to a podcast.
	Right.
	You can add, actually, it was 1983 that happened.
	But you can't go, huh, that puts it in perspective.
	Kind of makes you think.
	It's like bring a listener to work day.
	Yeah, we're not at a campfire.
	We're not roasting marshmallows over here.
	Yeah, well, boys will be boys.
	C'est la vie.
	C'e la vie.
	So we've got a we got a big interview with Tommy I want to get to, but there's a few news items.
	Speaking of punishment and crime, there's this chick named you, and it's a very who's on first kind of thing because you killed him, according to the police.
	This is.
	No, you did.
	No, I didn't.
	This is right before I started numbering the links.
	I think her last name is YOU.
	So it's weird because you're reading the article and it's like, the court alleges that you killed him.
	And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	I don't even know this guy.
	But here's another thought riddle.
	should you go to jail for texting someone to kill themselves if they kill themselves?
	Now, let me explain the way that the, No, go back.
	We can watch it.
	I don't hear anything.
	That's weird.
	Working on it.
	Okay.
	So she sent, they say that she sent 47,000 messages.
	But yeah, they had 75,000 text messages back and forth.
	That's just young people and phones.
	An involuntary manslaughter charge after her college boyfriend died by suicide.
	They allege In Young Yu encouraged him to take his own life.
	Alexander Ertula died in Boston on his graduation day back in May.
	Police say the case focuses on text messages.
	His girlfriend sent him, and it's drawing comparisons to another upsetting case in Massachusetts.
	Mola Lenge is at Boston College.
	That's where the couple went to school.
	So Mola, good morning.
	What else do we know?
	Well, good morning, Tony.
	Prosecutors say that this is a case of domestic violence.
	They claim that Miss Yu engaged in a, quote, utter attack on her boyfriend's will, conscience, and psyche, and did so mostly over text message.
	And they say that she was even tracking his movements on her phone and that she was there when he died.
	What?
	Miss Yu was physically, verbally toward Mr. Ertula during their 18-month-long relationship.
	Suffolk County District Attorney Rachel Rollins claims 21-year-old Inyong Yoo encouraged her boyfriend.
	She is a five.
	An Asian five.
	You don't have to say the race.
	Oh.
	She's a five.
	He's a 6.8.
	Hey, 6.
	This is like when our buddy Clark went to jail for having a loaded handgun in New York.
	Right.
	And because some girl was cheating on him.
	What was she?
	She had breasts that were just two pieces of paper.
	I have them on my phone somewhere.
	No, you don't.
	And I said, Chad, you went to, or Clark, you went to prison for those?
	For paper tips?
	And he just, he texted me back.
	Paper.
	They were absolutely nothing.
	This is too generous.
	Is that a Kiss Med shirt?
	Yes, blind person.
	You just noticed that now?
	That's awesome.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Yeah, but I think it kind of sets a strange precedent.
	Because obviously, say someone has Down syndrome and you say you should jump into traffic and you win a prize or something.
	That's murder and there's laws for that.
	But what if someone is mentally ill?
	Obviously, the total mentally ill ones, that's clear-cut.
	You're responsible for that.
	But is depression a mental illness?
	You know, as I said on a previous show, 51% of Americans have gone through some sort of mental health treatment.
	So is half the population.
	I'm just scared of stuff like this because I'm scared of any restrictions of speech.
	And I know we feel the same way about this.
	It's horrific.
	But I get nervous when the law gets involved.
	Like that other woman, if you scroll down, she's serving 15 months.
	No, that's you.
	Her.
	She's Miss Eyebrows.
	She's doing 15 months for convincing her, successfully convincing her boyfriend he should kill himself.
	What is the crime there?
	Domestic abuse?
	A text can be domestic abuse?
	See, that's what scares me.
	How can a text be domestic abuse?
	What's next?
	Yeah, you could say a lot of things in a text, but I think the thing here is it says hundreds of messages urging him to kill himself.
	Not urging him to kill himself, but amongst them.
	But we got to get to, we should be living in a world where you get that and you block them or you go, Jesus, my ex-girlfriend's fucking insane.
	She has fantastic tits, by the way.
	Almost worth dying for.
	Not quite.
	No, but you see what I'm doing here?
	I want to get back to wondering.
	I want to get back to mental riddles.
	Like Ruch V, he said, if it was illegal for you to, no, sorry, if you couldn't press rape charges after inviting a man into your bedroom and being nude, he may have said apartment.
	Then women will be a lot more careful about who they brought home.
	he was just wondering.
	That was just a mind riddle.
	You don't have to be for or against that.
	And that was the end of his career.
	He's banned from everything.
	Amazon killed all his books.
	And he's the guy, even to people that I like, like Lemmy.
	Remember Lemmy's show?
	Brian Lyman, the Glaswegian comedian?
	He's like, if you see him, just fucking punch him in the face.
	He's advocating reap, then we advocate violence.
	I'm like, he just came up with a mind riddle, dude.
	Anyway.
	I don't want a colorless world.
	And sometimes the colors are ugly and tacky and gaudy.
	Oh, yeah.
	Dr. Ruth said the same thing.
	It didn't hurt her career.
	She's doing just fine.
	Turn on TV not too long ago.
	Anyway, we got Tommy on the line.
	Let's get Tommy.
	Let's get Tommy.
	Tommy, are you there, sir?
	Yes, sir.
	You recording, Ryan, you got this?
	It's good.
	How you been?
	I've been where are you, Avan?
	How you been?
	Shitty.
	And what makes you shitty?
	My friends just went to prison for four years for fighting Antifa outside one of my talks.
	The mayor is trying to get me deported.
	And the entire country has lost their minds.
	Yeah, man, it seems like we just can't, in the immortal words of Eddie Murphy, we just can't get right.
	It seems strange, but we seem more concerned about people's feelings than anything else.
	And I saw a video of Joe Biden today, and that had to be one of the funniest things to hear him talk about how blacks from single-parent households were predators.
	And that's why he wrote the crime bill.
	And now he's trying to walk that back and saying how much better it made the black family, but how racism and institutionalized racism is destroying the black family.
	Yet when he wrote that bill, he didn't say that.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's the problem with someone being 100 years old.
	You go back and there's all kinds of shit.
	I bet there's a million things he said against gay marriage back in the early 2000s.
	He kind of just any politician can't be around for too long because everything changes too fast.
	Hillary and Obama were against gay marriage.
	Now, that would be the end of your career.
	Yeah.
	And it's strange because people like you and I, whereas we take a lot of satire shots at politicians and people in power.
	And now we have a system that says you can't even do that.
	When that was one of the greatest forms of political discourse that there were, the satirist.
	Yeah.
	Justin Trudeau is doing that in Canada.
	He's trying to shut down all criticism of social media.
	But my problem, too, is just the man on the street.
	Like I was at a bar yesterday and this guy was saying that this show is politics as theater.
	And I go, I kind of get what you're saying, but what specifically are you talking about?
	Like Cornell West, we had him on the show with Candace Owens.
	And he was just like, my brother, people have to recognize that it's time to have a conversation.
	And people are all human beings.
	I'm like, what does that mean?
	Of course people are fucking human beings.
	You got to look at it what the left does.
	The left just says a whole bunch of nothing.
	Have you ever sit down and maybe just taken a look at what they were saying in written form and read it to yourself and realize that they say a bunch of words.
	They are impassioned, but they said nothing.
	Exactly.
	Sounding fury, signifying nothing.
	And if you listen to many of their speeches, they say nothing.
	But the constituency that follows them loves hearing it.
	They love hearing Cornell West sound like a preacher.
	And as a matter of fact, the AOC started to do the whole preaching.
	Hillary Clinton did the whole preaching.
	It seems like they'd rather hear feel-good speeches that mean nothing to them.
	I always try to nail on specifics, too.
	Like, how many illegals should be in a country before it's a problem?
	Like, I don't think anyone has a problem with like 2 million out of 360 million.
	But what about 100 million?
	Isn't that an issue?
	That's like another 25, another quarter of the country.
	One in four is now illegal.
	Is that too much?
	And they go, nope.
	No number.
	Well, that's why I love what happened when Cher was complaining about things that were going on.
	They were like, well, why don't we just put all the illegals in your house, in your compound, since it's something that you believe in so much?
	It's a strange thing that a lot of liberals say things that they themselves wouldn't want to do.
	They're against guns, but their bodyguards have guns.
	They make sure that they are protected.
	They want to make sure that the average American citizen, you, me, and anyone else, depends upon them for our safety, for our liberty, for our justice, and that we don't take any of these things into our own hands.
	You have situations to where guns are apparently so bad that we have to talk about them every day.
	But we don't hear the stories about the young woman who was drinking, driving, and killed three people and was so drunk that by the time they even brought it into court, she was still drunk for her initial hearing.
	But we don't talk about that.
	There's several things that the left refuses to talk about because either they have people who are paying them from those groups, i.e.
	big pharma, or they have so many people in their constituency who are getting paid from it that they can't act like those things are an issue.
	But we must talk about guns.
	Let's get rid of these guns.
	When every year alcohol is destroying families, friends, and all types of people, but wise is fun because it's a great commercial.
	I notice you've been confiscating alcohol behind you there.
	Yes.
	I'm waiting on when Prohibition comes back.
	I'm going to already be stocked up.
	You're going to have a speakeasy there.
	I noticed it's just the thing that pisses me off about it is it's so dishonest.
	Like you say, I really care about immigration, and you say, how many illegals are there?
	And they have no idea.
	Well, I don't, I'm not like Alec Trebek, and I have to quiz everyone.
	They have to know the right answer.
	But if this is so important to you, you'd know.
	Or with this whole hate watch thing, you look at anyone who's a group that monitors hate.
	It's always white supremacy.
	We have to find the Nazis.
	And you go, what about like the black Hebrew Israelites who laugh at the Holocaust and say they got the wrong guys?
	We're the real Jews.
	Or what about all the anti-Semitism coming from Islam on a daily basis?
	They totally ignore it and are obsessed with these Nazi skinheads.
	Where I saw one in Maryland the other day, and it was like seeing a ghost.
	I just, I wanted to like tackle him and go, Holy shit, you're the person we've been hearing about for the past 10 years.
	I haven't seen one of you since the 80s.
	Well, the funny thing is, they just make things up.
	I did a story just yesterday about, I don't know if you heard about it, Texas A ⁇ M Commerce College or something like that.
	It's a black college in Texas.
	And a guy at a party decided to take out a gun and shoot about approximately 15 people.
	Well, that story, of course, is not really nationwide because it's a black guy, not a white guy.
	And we don't want to talk about mass shootings because it's not a mass shooting because a black guy did it.
	And what was funny is I went to one of the guys' Facebook page who was, well, his brother was a victim.
	He said his brother had gotten shot and was killed and was laying down in the street for about 30 minutes.
	And he was yelling out how these white people leaving my brothers out in the street and they're not picking him up and he dead and they should pick him up.
	These damn white people.
	Now, the entire audience kept talking about these damn white people in the middle of a live stream that he's streaming his brother laying in the street.
	I guess it's the white people's fault, not the black guy who shot him.
	And they literally took it away from the shooter being black, the victims being black, to the white police and ambulance EMS workers don't care about us black folks.
	You know, I scoured the internet trying to find the race of that guy when I saw that, and I couldn't find it anywhere.
	So I gave up.
	Thank you.
	You won't.
	And here's the best way to figure it out.
	When they don't release the killer's name, it's usually a black guy.
	When they won't describe the killer, it's usually a black guy.
	Because see, we can describe a white guy.
	He's white, he's blonde, he's got blue eyes, he's blah, blah, blah.
	Especially as he's the average white devil that we think about, then of course we got to put that out there because there's more views, there's more clicks that come among with that.
	There are none about the black mass murders that you hear or the mass shooters that you hear about in Chicago every weekend.
	Well, we don't call those mass shooters, but it's mass shootings.
	But if we can find that one white guy or if we can find that one white cop, then that sells papers.
	And I'm telling you, it's not black people's fault.
	I know I can hear me say this.
	It's not black people's fault.
	It's the white liberals.
	The white liberals are the one who keep this stuff going because we don't own any television stations.
	We don't own any radio stations just as blacks.
	So who's putting this information out?
	It's not us.
	Now, I remember in the 90s, there was a big movement in the black community to stop the violence.
	Like KRS1 had that whole stop the violence thing.
	You had Chuck D on an album saying, we need to check ourselves and we got to recognize we have a problem in our community.
	And then you cut to now, and it's just like, though, white people won't even pick us up after we shoot each other.
	Right.
	It was strange that I was the only one to call this out.
	I said, this would be national media, had it been a white guy, went to a black college and shot those people.
	Oh, my God.
	Somehow, this has went under the radar.
	We're not hearing about gun control or anything.
	Have you ever noticed even when black violence happens, you don't hear them talk about let's take away the guns.
	You don't hear the left show up in Chicago saying, and or pointing out that we have these so-called gun laws in place in places where the gun violence is way higher than places where we don't have the gun laws in place.
	That to me should tell us, one, it doesn't work.
	Two, it's not practical because now you're unarming legalized citizens who aren't illegal citizens who aren't going around committing crimes, but you are arming the people who are the criminals because the criminals are not going to obey the law, hence that's why they're called criminals.
	But talking about logical things to illogical people, i.e.
	the left, is where we are now.
	It will frustrate you.
	It will make you pull your hair out.
	As you can see what's going on with my hairline is because I've been dealing with the left.
	And there's people like me.
	It's people like Tiger Woods who got that big ball spot in the back of his head.
	It's because we're dealing with the left.
	Scratching it all the time.
	You know, I think the left, so the left's always treated blacks as their little pets.
	And they go, okay, run along.
	Go get mad at this guy.
	Go bitch about capitalism like you don't enjoy capitalism.
	Just pretend you're a socialist.
	And then they said, oh, go and promote gay marriage.
	And blacks started going, wait, what?
	No, I'm really Christian.
	I can't do that.
	And then they said, this guy with tits is a woman.
	So call him a woman.
	And if you don't have sex with him, you're a transphobe.
	And I think black America is going, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	What's been going on here?
	Who am I following?
	And Blexit is beginning.
	Well, but you know what's strange, though?
	The things that the left are for are typically what blacks are against.
	But they're always able to push blacks to accept it with the whole gay marriage thing.
	Black people call you some form of gay, the homosexual slur if you look at a man wrong.
	So it's the main diss amongst blacks.
	You listen to rap.
	In rap, we still can say it and we don't get boycotted.
	Have you noticed that?
	In rap music, we still can use the F word.
	I don't know exactly how much I can say on the show, but we still can use that word and there's no problem.
	No one calls us out.
	But let you say it.
	You're all over the front of the Huffington Post because you use that word.
	It's strange.
	It's like this black hole, ironically enough, it's this black hole amongst black people, me included.
	It's certain things I can say and get away with that you can't.
	There's certain things that we can do simply because we're black that people won't call us out on that the rest of society will.
	I saw a movie with my daughter because I'm a horror movie fan and now she's become a horror movie fan.
	So I love it.
	How old is this movie called Countdown?
	Oh, she's 14.
	13.
	She'll be 14.
	It's called Countdown.
	And she wanted to see it and she wanted to see it with her friends, but they needed a chaperone.
	So I went.
	It's one of the, it's actually a pretty good scary movie.
	But there's a line in the movie where the guy is saying he's supposed to know when he's going to die.
	And this white guy is going up to a fender bender.
	And he's yelling at this woman saying, bitch, you hit my car.
	You hit my car.
	And the guy takes his jacket off and he said, look, I just found out I'm going to die in a few days.
	So unless you want to be the white man that I kill, you need to get out of here.
	And the white guy goes, okay, I'm sorry, sorry.
	And I said, would that have flown had you reversed the roles?
	and a white guy said the exact same thing?
	Well, the movie wouldn't exist.
	And I think the left will say, Yeah, but that's because we live in a different power structure where the men, white man, has all the power, and then there's these poor, struggling, loser blacks and women, and everyone who are looking up to this great white God.
	And he controls the show.
	So you can criticize him just like a four-year-old can say, daddy's stinky.
	And I'm thinking, no, whites are the seventh most successful ethnic group in America.
	There's all these immigrant groups, including Kenyans above them.
	And when you look at the poor, because whites are the majority of the country, they're the majority of the poor.
	So this whole pedestal they put white males on where they have to be perfect.
	It's like they're Jesus Christ.
	And I find it disturbing as an egalitarian.
	I love how we laugh at whites' misfortune, but white male misfortune.
	Yeah.
	Yet still expect white males to be sympathetic towards everyone else's misfortune.
	I just keep saying to my audience, I say, eventually you're going to keep poking this bear, and this bear is going to rear its ugly head.
	Every day we're telling white men, if white men who are leading in suicide, we laugh at it.
	It serves them right.
	They're doing so and so.
	White guy is poor.
	White guy gets jailed.
	It serves them right.
	Can't cry.
	That's the one group in America that everything that happens to them, they must say, I deserve it.
	White men must walk around every day flogging themselves.
	And if you don't, then you're racist.
	You know, white men are too scared to point any of this out lest they be vilified.
	But I've noticed that AI, artificial intelligence, has started to do these sort of scans.
	And they're discovering things like, oh, actually, minorities are more racist than white males.
	So now people are getting mad at the computers and saying, oh, great, now computers are racist.
	And you go, maybe the truth is racist.
	You know, if being a white supremacist was so common and accepted and mainstream, then people would just walk around and go, what's up?
	Hey, I'm a white supremacist.
	How you doing?
	And your lives wouldn't be over.
	But that's the end of your life.
	Not that white supremacy is a good thing.
	I'm saying we're all on the same page about it.
	Yet the left is just so consumed.
	Like those Proud Boys who went to prison and another one who's on headed to trial now.
	Half of the transcripts are about jokes I've said on this show.
	And this is landing men in jail, the judges calling them my soldiers.
	It's just such a double standard.
	It's getting exhausting.
	Well, just, I know you said it to your audience, and maybe you can say it to my audience because you and I talked offline, and we were talking about how it's the death of comedy.
	We used to be, comedians, used to be the last line of defense against the oligarchs.
	It used to be the last line of defense against the people who wanted to take control.
	We would be able to get the word out to the people, let them know what was going on.
	Now they're shutting down comedy to where it's the death of it.
	You did something with the Proud Boys as a goof.
	Yeah.
	And it's turned into you're a white supremacist.
	They're trying to gather the white people together to put blacks back in slavery.
	And it's just way bigger than you meant it.
	Why is it that we're in that situation, though, to where little things like that can be taken?
	Because I've run into the same thing, just not as far as you.
	But I run into the same thing.
	I'm like, that's a joke.
	And it's an obvious joke.
	Why am I having to explain this joke?
	It really, I think it's just because it's simple and it works.
	Calling someone racist has worked for a long time.
	Now they go Nazi fascist and now they can include black people, just call them black fascists or neo-fascists or whatever.
	I had this joke once on my show that this chick was saying, she was trying to be politically correct.
	And she said, I was with a, I don't know, it was a born woman, but male, but now it seems like I don't know the correct term for trans, trans male.
	And I said, I believe it's gender niggers, but it changes quite a bit.
	So that might not be it.
	And clearly, my joke there is lampooning all these terms and mocking people who are constantly trying to stand on the edge of what the new hot term is.
	I don't honestly think that's what they're called.
	But that became a fact that I say that.
	Like, we got these gender niggers coming in here, taking our jobs.
	And that appears in court, appears in the New York Times.
	And you go, you guys are so desperate for villains that you're taking jokes and putting swastikas on them and sending them back out into the ether.
	So what people do now is they don't do jokes because they don't want to get taken out of context.
	What a gray world we're creating where young people are going to walk around knowing everything is going to be scrutinized.
	So when someone says, what's the trans term?
	The other person won't take the heat off by coming up with an absurd, ridiculous term.
	They'll say, I don't know either.
	But maybe we could both work together and try to figure out the right term.
	Like wearing gray button-downs like Mao.
	What a world we're creating.
	It's a humorless, colorless world.
	I know you're a fan of movies, like I am.
	So I don't know if you remember 19 years ago, there was a movie that came out called Cabin Fever.
	You remember that movie?
	Yes.
	Now I'm kidding.
	There's the cabin where it's a virtual thing where they're making monsters for them, right?
	And they sacrifice them to the gods.
	No, Cabin in the Woods.
	No, that's Cabin in the Woods.
	Cabin Fever is they get this kind of disease and everybody gets.
	Bacteria, yeah.
	It comes out of the toilets and shit.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	There's a line in there.
	And I remember, I didn't see the movie when it came out at the movie theater, but I remember there was a line in it and I said, oh my God, I wish I was at the movie theater when they echoed this line because I would love to see the reaction of the people around me.
	It was one of the funniest lines I'd seen in a movie that they couldn't do today.
	There was an old white guy, Redneck, who's working the store.
	And these white kids come in, the teens, of course, they come in to talk to him and ask him, they're picking up little items from the store and they're asking him what it is.
	They pick up one and he said, oh, that's bear spray.
	You know, let's keep the bears away.
	And he picked up another one.
	And they said, oh, that's an antelope piss or something like that.
	You don't want to spray that on you because the antelopes will come.
	And then they picked up a shotgun.
	And he said, what's this for?
	He said, oh, that's for the niggers.
	And I'm telling you, I said, I wish that I was in the movie theater because what I would have done was made everybody feel uncomfortable.
	Because, number one, it's a good joke, but I would have turned around and looked at all the white people and be like, You better not laugh at that just to make them feel uncomfortable.
	I said, But we lost that because think about it.
	That was just 20 years ago, and they understood that that would be a good joke in a movie.
	Yet today, that won't fly.
	When most blacks who saw that movie were not offended, they actually laughed along with it.
	And it's really also a war on art because when that, and I hate stripping down jokes, it's like watching a woman put on lingerie or shave her beaver or something.
	You're ruining the whole mystery.
	But that guy, I don't remember his character.
	He could have been a buffoon.
	It could have been a parody of rednecks and racists or something.
	But you're just taking that as a hateful, evil, spiteful thing with no humor and making it evil.
	And there was a movie that tried to come out this year called The Manor, nor The Hunt.
	And these people go to a place in Europe called The Manor and they get to hunt rednecks.
	It was banned because they figure, oh, this is too insulting to Trump supporters.
	But as a Trump guy, I was like, no, no, no, that's not my interpretation.
	My interpretation is that you guys fantasize about killing us, you elites.
	So this is kind of a mockery of you and the way you'd love to hunt us and kill us.
	So let me have my interpretation of this movie before you take it away at the risk of offending someone.
	So they're ruining art for both sides by trying to judge us.
	Think about how in Living Color made its money.
	They lampooned all sides.
	It wasn't, let's just lampoon one side.
	But now all we're left with is SNL.
	And all SNL does is make jokes about Trump.
	All they do is make jokes about Bill Marsh.
	I like him as a comedian.
	But I think even he realizes how loony the left has become.
	Because every now and again, you hear him point out that they're making it worse when it comes to political discourse by taking away humor from even someone like him who's a champion of the left.
	Do you remember there was an SNL sketch in the 70s or 80s?
	And it was the regular black guy who's dark-skinned.
	And then they had this civil rights activist who's a famous dude.
	I'm not doing, he looked like Harry Belafonte type of guy.
	And they were talking about the struggle of black men and especially darker men.
	And then the lighter skinned guy said, do you think it has anything to do with the fact that lighter-skinned blacks are smarter than darker-skinned blacks?
	And then the dark black guy goes, say what?
	And it was a hilarious joke that identified the elephant in the room as far as the normal belief system back then.
	And then I read that that guy, that civil rights leader, deeply regrets that joke and how problematic it was.
	Or Robert Crumb.
	I'm just going to say N from now on because I'm uncomfortable saying that word around you.
	But Robert Crum had a comic when the goddamn ends take over America.
	And it was a parody of how racists see the threat of the black man and how he's going to have all our white women enslaved and sex slaves.
	Now we talk about how problematic Crumb's past is.
	Or Chris Rock, who said, I love black people, but I hate N's.
	Chris Rock has said, I regret that joke and it's too incendiary and all this shit.
	Like we're going back into the past and taking blazing saddles and stripping all the color out of that too and apologizing all the time.
	Yeah, you have Dave Chappelle.
	Dave Chappelle is making the same jokes all the time.
	Someone called my show last night and said, don't you understand that you're beating black people down and you're beating them into submission?
	I said, so your idea of beating someone is that you go find my website, you watch my stuff every day and you're getting beaten down.
	Like I'm not forcing you to do this.
	You don't have to.
	And then I gave the analogy.
	I said, that would be like slavery if white people had no borders, they had no fences, and they told them, I don't own you.
	And the black people, instead of walking off of the plantation, they started walking onto the plantation.
	And the guy had a sign that said, if you're on my plantation, I'm going to whip you and put you to work.
	They walked on the plantation, got whipped and went to work and said, but you're enslaving us.
	That's kind of a good analogy for what's going on these days.
	Well, it is.
	These people are purposely going to watch you, Gavin.
	They're purposely going to listen to you.
	If they believe that the things that you say are racist, why would you be able to get their attention five, six, seven days in a row?
	It's ridiculous that they're so soft that they seek out things that bother them.
	They don't seek out things that make them happy.
	They don't seek out the shows.
	There was a show I was doing and I said, you guys say you love this woman I'm talking about.
	Yet more people are watching me talk about her than are watching her currently talk about herself.
	That makes no sense.
	There was literally three times as many people watching me and she's some popular woman, black woman, with nine children by six men and she's a popular YouTuber.
	What's her name?
	Strong.
	She calls herself, of course, when you're black and you have a bunch of kids out of wedlock or you're poor, you call yourself strong.
	So she's strong mommy Chrissy.
	No lie.
	That's her name.
	Nine children by six men.
	She's a popular YouTuber.
	So I couldn't believe she was telling the story about how every one of the men she was with, she was in a relationship.
	Oh, here's the kicker.
	She's 28 years old.
	So here's her stat line.
	It's Kobe-esque.
	28, 9, and 6.
	She's 28 years old, nine kids by six men.
	She almost got a triple double.
	I believe in a few years she'll have a triple double.
	But if you listen to the idea that this woman is still considered a champion amongst black women, in no other society would this, in no other culture, would this be considered the norm.
	Yet it is the norm in one where we're supposed to be so black conscious and that we're blaming white people.
	Well, what white person got into bed with her and had children?
	None.
	What white person got into bed and told her to be that reckless with her own body?
	That's insane.
	But we can't call that out anymore.
	And that's why I was talking about Chris Rock to finish it.
	Chris Rock had a joke.
	Not Chris Rock, but Chris Tucker had a shit.
	Dave Chappelle had a joke.
	And the joke was a good one.
	And it was what black people think about black people.
	And nobody's thought about it and said, well, that's racist.
	Remember when he made the joke and he said blacks were given reparations?
	And then, as soon as we got the reparation money, we gave it right back to white people.
	We bought Cadillacs.
	Cadillac stock went through the roof.
	Sprint bills got paid off.
	And everybody laughed because a black man said the black thing that white people laughed at because they said in their own heads, that is probably true.
	That even if we gave them the money, the number one consumers in the country, black people, would give it right back.
	Statistics prove the joke to be correct.
	Right.
	Yet if a white person were to make that exact same joke with those exact same statistics, they would be called racist.
	Now, the question we must ask ourselves when it comes to comedy, when it comes to political discourse and satire, is why is it that truth has race attached to it?
	It's either true or false.
	Yeah, maybe it's because I come from trash, but I've never really cared what people say about my group.
	Like, I've checked my family tree.
	A lot of my uncles died of alcoholism.
	It's not something where I go, how dare you criticize my group, the Scots, because that reflects badly on me.
	But for some reason, in America, you can only notice positive traits about a group.
	Like, you can't talk about homosexuals' STDs and how they're quadruple what it is of straits, but you can talk about how they're fun and colorful and they like to dance and let's have a pride parade.
	It's a strange female thing.
	Maybe all of this goes back to female.
	Like even the glorification of that strong woman, she said no, basically, or society's helped her say no to six different dads.
	The subtext there is that dads are not important.
	And I think what's happening with all this, bringing up the single mom, especially the black single mom, is pushing down black men.
	It's like you guys are finally invited to the men suck party.
	Yeah.
	We are all bad people.
	Masculine energy, just that idea of toxic masculinity.
	I don't know if you covered it.
	The father who's trying to stop his seven-year-old from being chemically lobotomized, if you wanted to have me say it, but chemically castrated at seven.
	When we were young, anybody who thought about that, the neighborhood probably would have beat them up just for saying that.
	That normal people, didn't matter what you thought, wasn't that you were against gays, you were doing this to a seven-year-old.
	Yet now we have a judge that if it was not for conservatives like you who were at the courthouse and reported what was going on, because I did it the more in depth on it, do you understand that it was a conservative paper that was there during this ruling that reported on it, which made the judge change her mind?
	The judge would refuse to even tell them when they were going to render the decision.
	So they had to just sit there all day and just figure out what courtroom they went in.
	She was trying to hide when she was going to render the decision.
	And that's the only way they overturned it, because he had the nerve to challenge the decision of the mom.
	He went from having split custody to no custody.
	That's crazy.
	So a man fighting for the right of his kid went from having joint custody with the woman to no custody over that female judge's decision.
	Her name is Kim Cooks, for those who want to look her up in Texas.
	Kim Cooks made this decision.
	If it were not for a conservative to point out that the father is being railroaded, it would already be a done deal now.
	So we need to talk about people like you and other independent journalists and other conservatives that at least stand up for the right of fathers.
	Because liberals, if you are a man and you are a leftist, you are one of these liberals, do you understand that they are putting you, especially black men, in the same vein as in the same vein as white males as just as racist, just as homophobic, just as xenophobic because you are a man.
	Masculinity is under attack.
	Yeah, just as useless, just as superfluous.
	Smash the patriarchy.
	Well, you know what's amazing about that case, too, is I believe I read this morning that she's reversed it and said, oh, okay, you can have joint custody after all because it was getting so much media attention.
	And that's huge.
	It was getting so much conservative media attention.
	The left was not reverse.
	That's what I said.
	It was a guy who was in there after it had already been done.
	That's how it got reversed.
	Had he not put it out for the public and let everyone know what's going on behind closed doors.
	Because how many of us would have even been in that courtroom?
	None of us.
	We wouldn't have known.
	And that father would have gotten screwed over simply because he had the nerve to question this woman who is a doctor, by the way, a child psychologist.
	Well, you know, there's two things amazing going on here.
	One, I want to go back to what you said earlier where you go, imagine this was 20 years ago.
	Like, imagine when we were 14.
	We found out that there was this guy on our block who thought his son was a girl and had been feeding her these estrogen pills to prevent puberty or feeding him these estrogen.
	We would be freaking out.
	It would be international news.
	There'd be Germans in Stuttgart reading, und van even und van trans schund von fan, und van chemical castration jund van fanchenstoven.
	We would be freaking out.
	And now it's just normal news.
	But the second thing I want to say is I think that judge, justice now, just goes by, well, what does everyone think of me?
	There's no more slamming the gavel down because you want the law.
	So at first it was like, oh, trans is big, right?
	Yeah, everyone's talking about that.
	Oh, if I stop this kid becoming a girl, I'll probably be made fun of and it'll draw a lot of attention.
	Okay, the boy can be a girl.
	And then all this other attention came and everyone went, what are you doing, you lunatic?
	And she went, oh, wait, wait, no.
	The boy can also not be a girl.
	What?
	Just don't be mad at me.
	And you go, that shouldn't drive policy.
	Right.
	They wake up.
	Our politicians, our judges, hell, even the lawyers in many cases.
	They wake up and they do this.
	And whatever way any, in the words of Freddie Mercury, any way the wind blows, that's where they're going with their policymaking, their decision making, and for her to reverse it based upon the fact that if it was not for this conservative paper,
	this conservative online paper to write this article about what the Decision was she rendered, which was the guy goes from having joint custody to no custody because he questioned the wife chemically castrating a seven-year-old.
	We have to say this really slow, ladies and gentlemen.
	We have to understand what was going to be done in the dark because this judge probably felt like, I'm going to make history.
	I'm going to make it to where this seven-year-old, because we have amazing Desmond out there doing it, and we have all these characters out there that are going viral because they're children that believe they're girls, but they're boys.
	So I can join that wagon and that train.
	People have a problem?
	Wait, people have a problem?
	Let me reverse the story.
	The wind is going down?
	Wait, what?
	But that's why, you know, you talk about where the wind blows.
	We're the wind.
	And that's why they deplatform us.
	They call us Nazis, racists, whatever you can do to silence us.
	And now they can control the narrative.
	Like, sorry to keep coming back to it, but John Kinsman, one of the Prow Boys who went to jail for four years for being in a hate group, his wife is black, Zenoa, three black kids.
	I was just talking to her yesterday.
	She said the photographers, every time she stepped away from John, they'd shoot him.
	At one point, he's like, get out of my face.
	They go really low so this looks higher, like a Ziegail.
	She goes, every time I went to the bathroom, she'd come back and she'd hear, as they were feverishly photographing him.
	And then as soon as she was back with him, cameras down.
	So when it came time for the judge to do the decision, there was nothing to obfuscate the Nazi narrative.
	That's why she's now saying, why was I so quiet?
	I should have been more vocal.
	So at least there's the other side.
	So when the judge is making his decision, there's something to choose from.
	Right now, the media, Twitter, these juvenile blogs, they control the justice system.
	And it's based on rumors, made-up shit.
	That's scary.
	Well, it's just like you and I, okay?
	You're Proud Boys affiliate.
	And well, you're racist and you started this and you're a bad guy.
	And then with me, I'm racist towards black people and I've been whitewashed.
	Well, then when you and I get together, the black people told me, well, I've been brainwashed and that you were paying me so you could not look racist.
	And I was like, well, I missed those checks.
	Like, I didn't get them.
	And you and I have been able to be as, it's like, I think maybe because we're a product of we're born in the 70s, raised in the 80s.
	I think we came from a background and I think the 80s probably was the golden age of you could say whatever you wanted to while doing whatever you wanted to do because we were open with our jokes.
	You had some of the best movies where the jokes were racist and they were funny.
	And it was like you had the androgyny movement to where the girls looked like guys and the guys looked like girls and nobody gave a shit.
	Like when someone told you someone was gay, you like, I never thought about it and I didn't know.
	I just thought he was an entertainer.
	But we didn't care.
	But now we're in an era in which everyone's in everyone's bedroom.
	They're trying to make sure that everyone loses their children.
	And people like you and me who are around each other have no issue with each other.
	The people around us are trying to make us have an issue.
	How can you be his friend?
	He's against blacks.
	How can you be his friends?
	He's homophobic.
	And you're thinking to yourself, look at what they did with Ellen.
	Ellen, a left-leaning lesbian.
	But because she took a picture with George Bush, those same people who were her friends decided to go against her.
	But there's a black woman.
	Still, jury's still out on that.
	But her name is Michelle Obama.
	Michelle Obama took the same picture, laid up with George Bush, but because she's a black woman, you cannot say anything about it.
	I forgot all about that.
	Well, now they just go, they see you with a black person.
	That's no longer a get out of jail free card.
	It worked for Howard Stern in the 80s, but that's not good anymore.
	Well, now you go, well, what if I am black?
	And they go, no, not good enough.
	You're a racist black guy.
	They call it multiracial white supremacy.
	Yeah, I'm a whitewashed black guy.
	Well, the one I love, that there's a misnomer that they love using the phrase and they use it wrong.
	They call a black person Uncle Tom, but if they ever read Uncle Tom's Cabin, they'd understand that Uncle Tom was the hero of the movie.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's Sambo's.
	If you're going to call me a slander, call me Sambo.
	Get it right, people.
	But if you think about it, they've made it to where if you're a black woman, though, you can still say all these things and never get questioned.
	Have you ever heard them question a black woman?
	Have you ever seen someone get fired for being on their blogs or being on their Facebook page saying these damn whites?
	I've actually seen black women who serve white people.
	One of them was a nurse at an old people's home.
	They found her blogs talking about white people and she still wasn't fired.
	And all of the people that she worked, that she served were white.
	She still wasn't fired.
	I mean, I'm combing my brain.
	Condoleezza Rice, she's a black conservative.
	I don't see her getting really criticized.
	Steve Earle had a song about fucking her, but that wasn't really insulting.
	No, I don't think I can think of it.
	I'm glad you brought up like Freddie Mercury and David Bowie and Mick Jagger, they're all sucking each other off and wearing wigs and stuff.
	And how little we cared.
	The left's argument is now we're less progressive, less open-minded than we were a quarter of a century ago.
	So somehow with more gays and more of all this, we're now more Archie Bunker than we were in the 80s?
	How does that, what are you talking about?
	How does someone go back in time and become less progressive?
	What happened was they became more insane.
	Used to just be some guy of the dress who left everyone alone and we're like, whatever floats your boat there, homo.
	And now it's you literally have to blow me.
	Like there was an article about someone being persecuted because they refused to have sex with a tranny and that was transphobic.
	Yeah.
	There was a black artist as well who was on a television show, Love and Hip Hop.
	They said that he was transphobic because he refused to kiss the transsexual on the show.
	Now, imagine if Harvey Weinstein had A show and he was just trying to random kiss women on the show.
	Do you think they'd say the woman is Weinstein phobic, or would you think that they'd say this guy is a sexual predator?
	If the tranny is trying to kiss a man they don't even know, that should be called that's a sexual predator.
	But then again, if I had sex with a woman, I started off with the condom on, took the condom off and continued to have sex, they'd say that was rape.
	Yet I can have sex with a person I thought was a woman, and at the end of it, they say, ha ha, I used to be a man, but that's not called rape.
	I can have sex with a woman who puts holes in the condom, and no one says that's rape.
	What is happening is anything with any type of masculinity attached to it is being destroyed.
	Remember, we only big up little boys who become girls.
	You don't hear them big upping little girls who become boys.
	Yeah, great point.
	And it's funny because we're talking about the death of jokes.
	A big joke back when we were younger was, who do I got to blow to get a drink in here?
	And now it's like, who do I got to blow to not seem homophobic?
	So by their rules, yeah, rape is on the rise.
	It is when you said having drunk sexes is rape.
	Like, I wouldn't be born if drunk sex was rape.
	None of us, I bet a third of the population wouldn't exist if drunk sex was not allowed.
	I can't even remember the last time I had sober sex.
	Go ahead.
	And the definition of racism.
	Yes, racism is on the rise when you define racism as anyone who doesn't, I don't know, rap like everything is fucking racist.
	So yeah, racism is on the rise.
	Rape is on the rise.
	Sexism is on the rise.
	If you think that it's sexist, that I don't want a lesbian couple in the White House.
	Well, then I'm a homophobic sexist.
	No, I don't think they'll really share the values of America.
	Well, here's the thing.
	It's not that these things are on the rise.
	What's falling is tolerance.
	And that's the party of tolerance has no tolerance.
	The left has no tolerance for anyone thinking outside of them.
	And now, if you just wait, they're cannibalizing each other because you can't outleft the left.
	You can't be too left.
	Somebody's trying to be more left than that left guy.
	And it's like, well, maybe if we lived on the flat earth, that maybe one of them will fall off.
	Because if they keep going so far to the left, when does it stop?
	And they're trying to outleft each other.
	And that's why they're fighting.
	Have you noticed you had the representative who she is having to step down because of her dalliances with the people?
	She still blamed her husband.
	The man, her own actions has her stepping down.
	She's blaming her husband and saying that he is abusive because that's how this information got out.
	Oh, so it's not that I did something wrong.
	And then you have Nancy Pelosi, all of these people who want to talk about Donald Trump and how he said grab him in the pee and all of this stuff defending this woman's actions, which there is no defense for this action.
	It was an underling.
	It's against DNC protocol.
	You can't fuck your employees.
	Isn't that like that's sexual harassment in the workplace, I thought.
	Yes, in a school, you can't be a principal and sleep with a teacher.
	There's certain things you cannot do.
	What's that subordinate?
	You cannot sleep with your subordinates and stuff like that.
	This is supposedly a rising lion taught by Nancy Pelosi, and this is what she does.
	And we sweep it under the rug.
	Guarantee you, this is a Republican.
	This is not only national news.
	This is all day, all night.
	We got to talk about it.
	And then they would tie it back to Donald Trump.
	Have you noticed everything someone does somehow gets tied back to Donald Trump to the point of where some fat black woman said that she's fat and black because of Donald Trump?
	And the funny thing about their world, we're running out of time here, but the funny thing about their world is you go, when I play by your rules, I end up not with a more egalitarian society, but with less equality.
	Like with that woman who said that I'm fat because of Trump.
	Now skinny black women have more fortitude and character than fat black women.
	Now skinny black people are just stronger and smarter and better at dealing with adversity than fat women.
	You've totally trivialized all fat black women now as these weak pussies who just can't handle it.
	You know, every time you try to, or you say, okay, men are women, women are men.
	So now all these trans men are winning all these high school track and field meets.
	They're dominating female sports.
	You got Fallon Fox in the octagon just pounding the crap out of a woman.
	Break it back.
	Bam, bam, bam.
	And you're like, this is the world you created.
	I don't like this.
	And you do.
	And I'm watching a man with tits beat the living shit.
	It's disturbing, too, the way he comes down on her face and you see her just sort of bouncing off the mat.
	I don't enjoy looking at that.
	And the left is like, if you play by their rules, they still lose.
	That's how bad it is.
	That's how no logical people that they are.
	If you play by their rules, they still lose.
	Because like you said, I can't wait to a group of guys just start saying, I identify as a woman, and now I want to play in the WNBA.
	A whole bunch of guys who couldn't play in the NBA, I think they should do it.
	I identify as a woman.
	They should also do it in college basketball.
	If you can't make the college male team, just say you identify.
	Because remember, the way the left wants it is you don't have to do any surgery.
	You don't have to do any type of chemical alternation of yourself.
	All you have to do is say you identify.
	So more men need to start saying I identify, need to start walking into female bathrooms, just standing there looking and enjoying yourself.
	And when they come and try to kick you out, say, oh, no, no, I just identify as a woman.
	And when you play by the left rules, the left still loses.
	Because when you have rules and you set rules that are illogical, they only fit in a small area and you cannot apply them anywhere else.
	And the left is even finding that out now.
	That's why you have the Ellen problem.
	That's why you have all of these left who are losing at their own game.
	Sexuality became criminalized.
	Then you find out left guys like to have sex too.
	Shockingly enough, left guys like to whistle at girls when they walk past.
	Left guys like to see Cleavage.
	Oh my God, now we're eating our own.
	It's funny because at the end of the day, when we talk about an equal society and a merit-based society and a libertarian society, we're trying to protect liberals from themselves.
	Because if they ever got what they wanted, it would be like letting kids have whatever they want for dinner.
	They'd eat chocolate bars and get sick.
	So when they say smash the patriarchy, they don't really mean replace it with a superior system.
	They mean replace it with garbage.
	No borders, no walls, no USA at all.
	They want to burn the place to the ground.
	Yep.
	Oh my God, it's like you watched my show last night.
	I swear to God, I used that exact same analogy when they were talking about the seven-year-old.
	I said, we wouldn't allow that seven-year-old to pick his own dinner.
	No.
	But we allowed the seven-year-old to pick his own gender?
	Well, if you recall, the mother didn't let him pick his own name.
	He wanted to be Starfire, and she said, nah, people make fun of me.
	You're too immature.
	You're Luna.
	Now I seem cooler.
	I'm the mother of Luna.
	Right.
	And it's all the one thing about fathers, you just look at fathers.
	We're just not crazy like that.
	My cousin just came on my show and he was talking about how he got custody of his children.
	He said the woman had kept the kids away from him for three years.
	But for the three years, he was keeping all the information of the things she was doing.
	He finally got her back to court and they gave him custody.
	Here's the problem.
	Once he got custody, guess what he wasn't trying to do to her?
	Keep her away from those same kids that he tried to keep, that she tried to keep him away for three years.
	That's the problem with us conservatives.
	We're trying to protect the liberals from themselves, and then we still give them equal rights once we protect them from themselves.
	We don't put them in jail.
	We don't stay on top of them and suppress them.
	We protect them from them fighting us.
	And still, it's almost like when you fight a woman.
	You just hold her hands and hope she stops.
	And when she stops, you let her go and everything goes back to normal.
	But you don't defend yourself.
	And conservative have found themselves in the position that they're in because they refuse to defend themselves.
	And a lot of the women kept getting stronger and were getting in good licks.
	But at the end of the day, when we come back to being regular Americans, when we fix the system, conservative will still welcome back liberals as Americans because at the end of all of this, we're all Americans.
	So if we could convince the liberals to understand that the policies that they are trying to put in and the ones that they have are not only hurting the right and the Trumpians, but it's hurting you.
	And you can watch in almost every one of these situations, the left ends up being hurt too.
	Too true, Tommy.
	Great interview, man.
	Thanks for coming on the show.
	You just summed it up beautifully.
	Thank you, man, for having me on.
	We got to do it more often.
	Yes, definitely.
	But lucky for you, I don't want to.
	Why play tag when you know I'm mid?
	You already lost, shouldn't know to quit.
	Life's a game, and you're taking L's.
	I don't even like the way your coochie smells.
	What's funny?
	Dance.
	My dance is funny?
	That's making me self-conscious.
	That's me expressing myself.
	Well, I thought it was supposed to be fun.
	Me.
	No.
	I was expressing myself.
	I was trying to be seductive to the ladies who watch the show and the gays.
	Seductive.
	And now you made me feel insecure.
	Now I don't want to dance.
	See, I ruined it.
	It's like laughing at someone when they're making the love.
	That's true.
	That's never happened to me before.
	I should expect.
	You know that.
	Let's show that thing I was talking about.
	1-6.
	They've been saying that whites are smarter than blacks for hundreds of years, baby, right?
	And we've only had these IQ tests for, what, 20, 30 years.
	Now, how did the IQ of white intellectual superiority originate in white places?
	Well, that's a very interesting point.
	theory is that it's based on the fact that light-skinned blacks are smarter than dark-skinned Say what?
	Say what?
	So go to the...
	Such a good ending.
	God, SNL was funny, wasn't it?
	Yeah.
	Like, the comic timing of that was so good, and it was short and sweet.
	I don't know how long the original sketch was.
	Probably nine minutes.
	Did we get the joke?
	Are we all on the same page?
	Where did the whites get the idea that they think they're superior?
	And then he goes, well, whitish blacks are better than dark blacks.
	That's clearly a parody of racism in general.
	That's making fun of white supremacy.
	That's a funny fucking sketch with a great message.
	A positive message.
	A non-racist message, believe it or not.
	You see, in this obsession to absolve everyone of any racist thoughts, we are creating more racism because we can't lampoon racism.
	You can't criticize racism.
	Actually, speaking of the Nazi stickers, you know, in Germany, I remember in the late 90s, this company we worked with, they would make stickers that had a swastika crossed out, like the no symbol.
	And they were prevented from doing that because it's illegal to make a swastika in Germany and to print it.
	So even though it was crossed out, you're still making one so that the law still says no.
	I think they're allowing it now.
	Oh, they've changed their mind.
	Finally.
	How brave.
	Right.
	How fucking brave of them.
	That's the society we're in right now.
	We are as bad as Germany.
	We can't cross out swastikas because there's a swastika in it.
	I remember there was a coach who was fired for using the N-word.
	But he said, I don't like that word.
	I don't like the word.
	And I don't like you listening to rap.
	It's not good for us as a team to constantly be using that word.
	But he used the word when he was saying he doesn't like the word.
	Big trouble.
	Oh, and he was black?
	No.
	Yeah.
	I don't think you have the right story.
	Yeah, maybe you do.
	Anyway.
	All I got is two hands!
	Speaking of racism, I got a little, I have a little white, it's not okay to be white compilation.
	Should we put that in this show?
	Why not?
	Oh, I know what I want to get to, though, before we get into that.
	No, I'm going to get into that.
	Okay.
	What's his name?
	Who stormed that impeachment meeting and filmed it, and they played We're Not Going to Take It by Twisted Sister?
	He fought.
	This is the kind of thing you should be doing no matter what race you are.
	And that is taking a long time to pull up a video.
	If you're a Puerto Rican gentleman.
	The Republicans who led that charge is joining me now.
	Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz.
	He sits on the Judiciary and Armed Services Committees and is joining us now from- I think you heard her sound, but I want to give you the chance to respond.
	Go ahead.
	Well, no, did she say it was that we were a bunch of white men?
	What does the fact that we are white men have to do with our desire to represent the millions of constituents that we serve?
	I mean, I was deeply offended by that.
	Like, when Jackie Spear walks in a room, I don't sit there and say, you know, a white woman came in, or when someone of a different race or ethnicity comes in, this is the type of identity politics from the left that seems to permeate any substantive or procedural argument that they make.
	And it's sickening to me that that is how we would be thought of.
	The people we serve are diverse, and it's just, it's really kind of sickening.
	Let me talk about the substantive piece of it then, because there are two pieces of this, right?
	And by the way, are you allowed to notice that?
	That's what political correctness is.
	It's not noticing patterns.
	And there's definitely a pattern there where you can shit on white men, and that's about all you can shit on, which makes them sort of look like they're on a pedestal, like they're somehow special.
	They're the only ones included in the arguments.
	Let's go to 2-3.
	I'm going to go through all of these.
	Yeah, I noticed that only white children were on this piece of propaganda.
	Now go with it.
	Do your part.
	Get sterilized.
	Yay.
	Let's tough is that it.
	Now, as Tommy Sotomera would probably say, can you imagine that poster if the kids were black?
	Isn't that unfathomable?
	And I would argue, this is all about the war on the family.
	It's a globalist thing.
	We take apart religion.
	We take apart family.
	We make the state your nanny.
	And the state controls everyone.
	And for some reason, they're focusing now on white people.
	We got to get rid of white people.
	And let's get rid of white relationships.
	I guess it's because they already destroyed the black family, right?
	We've got three in four.
	Three and four black children in America are born out of wedlock.
	Let's get that number up on the whites.
	Let's see this video.
	Oh, there's Josh.
	Pathetic propaganda.
	Who's Josh?
	Josh LaCash.
	He has a does SadCast.
	He sent me water.
	He's actually interested on being on the network.
	He does a podcast.
	Okay.
	Believe that monogamy is something that we take with like a grain of salt.
	I have a girlfriend.
	Bridget has a boyfriend.
	All right.
	That's enough.
	You get the idea.
	What about the possibility that you go down on her and her boyfriend's fluid is still in her genitalia?
	I'm trying to be as kind as possible.
	How do you avoid drinking his cum?
	Oh.
	That's you being subtle?
	I gave up.
	Okay, so my final example of this weird obsession the left has with identity politics is this crazy article I didn't get to yesterday.
	I think it came out on the weekend.
	Wherein these Indian kids, Indian meaning a dot, not feather, brutally verbally abuse these black girls at a football game, call them the N-word repeatedly, and urinate on them.
	I saw the video where their faces were blurred and they were pissing on them.
	So this author's take, Nell Irvin Painter, she's a geriatric civil rights activist, one of these like NAACP types who just can't get the German Shepherds out of her head, even though that was half a century ago.
	So everything is Jim Crow, Jim Crow, Jim Crow.
	So they go, hey, can you report on this story about the Indian kids who urinated on the girl, called her the N-word?
	You're good at these race stories.
	And she goes, yeah, but the kids were brown who did it?
	Yeah.
	Okay, give me a minute.
	Give me a minute.
	This is going to be tough.
	What about colonization?
	The Brits colonized India.
	No, they have to be recent immigrants.
	I got it.
	These Indian kids were inheriting white racism almost like they were possessed by a ghost, the ghost of Jim Crow.
	And these Indian kids are learning from whites racism.
	And these white people are so good at it.
	This is the weird thing about this mentality, by the way.
	It makes white people into wizards.
	I can just sneak racism into the ether.
	And what they did was they made these, they brainwashed these poor Indian kids and made them into racists.
	Two 17-year-old boys accused of harassing four African-American middle school girls using racial slurs and urinating on one of the victims are facing charges, including bias, intimidation, and lewdness.
	Sounds like the law is doing its job.
	The incident, which took place during an October 18th high school football game in New Jersey, was partly captured on video that's circulated on social media.
	By the way, who's circulating on social media?
	Like, are people going to check out how funny this is?
	It involves a cast of characters that has given some observers pause.
	Police say the boys are of Indian descent, but that doesn't fit the narrative.
	I need to crowbar their narrative back into this story.
	And here comes Irvin Painter, who's taking up painting, by the way, the eponymous Irvin Painter.
	While it's tempting to see the reported ethnicity of the boys suspecting the assault as complicating The story.
	Isn't that perfect?
	It says it right in there, huh?
	Complicating the story.
	That's the name of this app.
	I was going to call it.
	That's great.
	Complicating the story.
	That is perfect.
	That's what Proud Boys, like, that's what John Kinsman's wife is doing.
	She's complicating the story.
	And it gives them pause.
	But when scientists find data that contradicts their belief, they go, hmm, we got to go back to the drawing board on this.
	Not the left, not the media.
	They just get in their bulldozer and go, John Kinsman's wife is a slave.
	She's brainwashed.
	These Indian kids were brainwashed by what?
	I have to make the story.
	Don't complicate the story.
	Oh my God, that's maybe the best thing I've ever seen.
	Tell me to see the voice is complicating the story and raising questions about whether the assault should be thought of as racist.
	I look at it through a different lens.
	Oh, they love the lens.
	It makes them sound like Sherlock Holmes, like they're an explorer.
	Dr. Livingston, I presume?
	Instead of asking what the boys' reported racial identity tells us about the nature of the attack, we should see the boys, we should see, we should think this way.
	Think the way I think.
	Get into my crazy head.
	We should see the boys as enacting American whiteness through anti-black assault in a very traditional way.
	In doing so, the assailants are demonstrating how race is a social construct that people make through their actions.
	They show race in the making and show how race is something we perform, not just something we are in our blood or in the color of our skin.
	Okay, so that is one of the craziest things I've ever read in my life.
	She is saying that racism is a white thing, right?
	So if anyone does it, then they're being white.
	You know, you know how it's like if you work it the other way, it like show your face.
	Is your webcam crashing?
	No, that's good.
	What about like urban culture, hip-hop culture?
	Could that be said that if you do drug crimes or you do the knockout game, is that black culture?
	According to her logic, yes, races can be verbs now.
	So you're blacking, I guess, if you do things.
	That's crazy.
	Or, yeah.
	What is Indianing?
	What's Puerto Rican Japanese?
	Just laying around.
	Being lazy, I guess.
	Laying on your back playing with an abacus, sucking at your job.
	Hey, that's too.
	Okay, we're out of time.
	But before we go, let's have some fun videos.
	We don't have time for the mailbag, I'm afraid.
	want to look at this.
	I think I sent it to you McCamey Manor Exposed.
	Remember, we talked about the spookiest place in the world?
	And I love this story because it shows you how lazy journalists are.
	This story went everywhere, right?
	And it was all, they used all his propaganda and all his stuff.
	And this guy goes, I'm going to check it out.
	No journalist even goes there to ask to see the place.
	They just, they go, I got to get a story out.
	Boop, send.
	So this guy goes, I'm going to go check it out.
	It's not a haunted house at all.
	It's the guy's lawn.
	And what he does is he gives you challenges that are a pain in the ass, like you have to carry around that tire on your head and do 10 laps in under one minute.
	And then you can't do it, so you don't get the $20,000.
	That's it.
	Watch.
	30 seconds.
	Shut your ass and do it.
	Shut up.
	Shut your ass.
	Shut up.
	Do it then.
	30 seconds in the water.
	Go.
	Head all the way into the water.
	Go.
	Let's go.
	30 seconds.
	Go.
	All the way.
	All the way.
	Scary, huh?
	It's in the day.
	Spoogen.
	Spoogen.
	And look, he's got all this dollar store crap.
	Yeah, that's pathetic.
	Cross, please stop.
	He's out there now.
	You're moving those legs.
	Yeah, I'm fine.
	Most people can hold their breath for a minute.
	Yeah.
	Like, I can do over a minute.
	You do.
	It's uncomfortable.
	But it's not scary.
	I could absolutely hold my breath longer than you.
	You know, you can drown from that?
	Okay, whatever.
	Competition?
	Okay, no.
	Not in water, you can drown?
	Yeah, let's go.
	Yeah.
	I just needed a rest.
	Huh?
	Physically?
	And sometimes you won't drown for another like five hours.
	What?
	Yeah, you can almost drown and then go to bed and then die.
	They call it secondary drowning.
	Whoa.
	That's crazy, man.
	And this guy's just a mentally ill dude.
	He lives on a trailer.
	In a trailer where that you're on his lawn right now.
	He lives on a trailer on that same property.
	Nobody helps everybody else.
	Nobody tells them where they're going.
	Why'd you have to go?
	Go.
	I'm trying to find it.
	This takes all the magic right out of it.
	Yeah, look at that.
	Let me see what he said here.
	There is no money, no manner, no actors.
	All it is is some old guy who makes you play around with a bunch of trash in his yard after telling you that you have to stay up the whole night before.
	He makes you do impossible tasks like find your way all around his yard blindfolded by carrying a barrel on your back in a set amount of minutes.
	If you are doing well, he will change the rules on you.
	As you can see in this video, after I was fine crawling around with it, he had me get on my stomach to do it.
	The person videotaping was a friend I brought with me.
	As I said, it's Russ here.
	No other staff.
	This was his backyard.
	He lives in a trailer in this yard.
	You can see his amazing Dollar General props inside the water I was lying in.
	This is not a haunt.
	It's just some guy making you exercise to death after making you stay awake all night.
	It's not really a manor, is it?
	Yeah, nice mana.
	Hello.
	I live at Trailer Park Manor with a barrel on his back.
	That would be hilarious if you were a superhero and you just kept doing all the things he said.
	20 grand.
	He doesn't have 20 grand.
	All right, let's end it with.
	Let's end it with that anchor versus reporter.
	Thank you.
	Oh no, did I not have the brass eye one?
	Hold on a second.
	No, play that while I find the brass eye.
	There's a lot that could be done to have this done a lot sooner.
	I'm here every day.
	Well, she lives on the first floor, so I mean, I don't see...
	Well, I mean, so I mean it's scheduled, it's a contracted job.
	We don't tell the elevator company when to work their people.
	They submit a schedule to us.
	They said they could do the elevator in six weeks.
	So all we're trying to hold them to is meeting their deadline.
	Thank you both.
	Thank you.
	All right, it's back to you, Jim.
	Don't let her go away.
	Does she have a response to that?
	Is she still there?
	What's that?
	Did the lady just leave?
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's too bad.
	You should have kept that discussion.
	She's back if you want her.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	What would you like to know?
	I would like to know a response to what the gentleman said.
	The gentleman's a very effective spokesperson for the company, but obviously the people who live there are not satisfied with his explanations.
	Right.
	So what do you want now?
	Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, Ali, I'll do that later.
	Why don't you do that later, Jim?
	I think the lady expressed herself, and you're not here, you're there.
	Is there any question you'd like me to ask her?
	No, I'll give you lessons on how to become a reporter later.
	I'll give you some lessons on how to be an editor because I was your boss once.
	Yeah, you were and are no longer.
	How did that happen?
	Well, I don't know.
	She's trying to build a millimeter.
	Good morning, Jim.
	I can see both sides.
	Would you call that white?
	White fight?
	Yeah, white fight.
	Yeah, I wish I was there and I would be like, white star.
	That reminds me, though, of a bit from Brass Eye that was really good.
	God, you got to check out.
	If you want to see back when things were funny, check out the show Strangers with Candy on Hulu.
	It's two bucks an episode, worth every penny.
	I watch it with my daughter.
	We bond on it.
	It's great.
	And then this also, Brass Eye, was another masterpiece.
	I think it's 20 years old now.
	A week of far-tempered debate in Europe ended this afternoon as finance ministers agreed new quota rates for trade with the United States.
	In Brussels is our economics correspondent, Peter O'Hanrahan.
	Peter, what is the new rate?
	It's 30%, Chris.
	Agreement was a long time coming, but in the end, the decision was unanimous.
	What was the Germans' reaction?
	Because they've been holding out for 40%, haven't they?
	That's right.
	When I spoke to Finance Minister Reinhardt earlier today, he said he didn't like the deal, but he had to go along with it.
	Really?
	You spoke to him yourself.
	You managed to pin him down.
	He's a pretty tricky man, isn't he?
	That's right.
	Where did you get hold of him?
	He was in the hotel.
	And you conducted a conversation with him about the quota rates.
	That's right.
	He said he didn't like it, but he had to go along with it.
	What language did you conduct this conversation in, Peter?
	German?
	You spoke to him about the technicalities of the deal in German?
	Yes.
	So what's the German for 30%?
	Trenteper.
	Dreitzig Kroßent.
	Yes.
	And what about that quote you attributed to him?
	I don't like it, but I'll have to go along with it.
	That's what he said.
	How did he say it?
	I don't like it, but I'll have to go along with it.
	In German.
	How did he say it?
	Ich nichten lichten.
	Presumably you mean Griffensein taxi bitter sons verpassif menunflurg.
	Yes.
	No, you don't, Peter, because that means get me a taxi.
	I'm late for my plane.
	Now I'm going to ask you a question.
	Did you speak to the German finance minister about the new deal this afternoon?
	No.
	And what was his reaction?
	I don't know.
	Peter, thank you.
	You know what that guy ended up doing?
	Oh, that's great.
	I think he did Four Lions.
	Do you know that movie?
	That sounds very familiar.
	Yeah, it was a movie because they talk about these terrorists like they're these geniuses that we have to be scared of, these big plotters.
	And a lot of them are inbred.
	And they're fucking morons.
	You got tiny little AK.
	What's with the gun?
	Prop replica, man.
	It's too small, man.
	Not too small, brother.
	Big hand.
	Hey, that's a Star Wars guy.
	Yeah.
	Stop the French tracking you.
	It's very simple.
	You eat your SIM card.
	Can I cook, man?
	A total idea to stuff.
	I can't even get them to do the tea without smashing a window.
	My plan is today to put a bomb on a crow.
	We're way beyond Crow's nerf.
	Answered the card, bro.
	Dreaming campaign.
	Chris Morris, that's his name, who does these.
	Who did Brass Eye in this brilliant movie?
	That was fucking ballsy to make.
	Was it the anchor or the reporter?
	The anchor.
	The anchor.
	Chris Morris was the anchor who put the anchor.
	By the way, that reminds me, speaking of terrorist, I know we have to go, but there's a really great article in the Atlantic on Baghdadi.
	Journalism is so bad these days.
	This is 1-3.
	Journalism is so bad these days that when you read a good article, it's like being at an art school in 2019 and seeing someone who can actually paint.
	Like this guy, Graham Wood, one of the best writers I've read in a long time.
	Baghdadi's final humiliation.
	First, the ISIS leader lost his state, then he took his life.
	By the way, again, no one's talking about this.
	He blowed himself up with his children next to him.
	But this guy gets into the whole story with the attack, where this guy came from, how he rose to power, why that was effective.
	It's really well done.
	And I'm actually not doing a very good job of conveying that, am I?
	I'm actually kind of wasting your time right now.
	I like the last sentence of it here.
	Very last sentence.
	The inspiration is gone, and the party's over for now.
	And although Baghdadi has obtained the martyrdom, he sought, and he got it, if you will, in the end is not as caliph, but just as another bloody hairball and a pile of rubble.
	Ooh, that's good.
	Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is the Hirsuit rapist whom hundreds of thousands of Islamic State supporters consider their absolute leader died yesterday during a U.S. military raid in northwestern Syria-Edib province.
	President Donald Trump announced on Sunday morning.
	Baghdadi became the head of ISIS in 2010, but was not seen in public in 2014 when the group designated him caliph and he addressed the world in a florid speech from the pulpit of the Al-Nuri Mosque in Mosul, Iraq.
	Since then, he has shown himself only once on a dull video filmed in a windowless room and released in April.
	Are you hearing the cadence here?
	This guy has the language at his disposal.
	A Hursut rapist.
	That is beautiful.
	As with Osama bin Laden, the most intriguing fact about Baghdadi's assassination was its location, deep in what was considered enemy territory.
	The dominant force in Idlib is not ISIS, which is no longer dominant anywhere, but Haida, an affiliate of Al-Qaeda.
	Anyway, I'm boring you.
	Sorry.
	But he goes into Al-Qaeda and where they split off and how this group is hating that group.
	And part of it, too, is you're reading it, you're just going, oh, this place sounds like a shithole.
	Let's get out of there.
	Let's let them catch up to us.
	They're at least 500 years behind us.
	We had those stupid robes and we fought and we threw gays off buildings and we thought women were witches.
	We've been through all this shit.
	I don't have time for you.
	I don't hang out with eight-year-olds.
	Like, us going over there and trying to show them democracy is like going to a little kid's play park and saying, this is a guitar.
	This is a solo.
	So here, you try it on.
	Now, the solo is, no, no, no, you're not.
	That's not the fret.
	This is the fret hand.
	Why bother?
	Go play.
	Go down the slide.
	When you get interested in the guitar, we'll show you that later on.
	Democracy is an electric guitar.
	That's beautiful.
	That's another good.
	That's an album name.
	Democracy is an electric guitar.
	Are you writing that down?
	Yes.
	And we always end with a video, but I got to end with this other piece of news.
	Go to Andy No's Twitter.
	I don't think I sent you that.
	It's just a great place to check in on.
	He's really good at all the Antifa gossip.
	He's from South Vietnam, by the way, so he's been through a Marxist revolution.
	You know what's funny?
	His dad was sent to a re-education camp.
	If I get sent to a re-education camp, will you take my friends out of prison and stop and re-platform me and make my videos monetizable and get me unfired?
	I'll go to a re-education camp.
	I mean, I've been under siege from these lunatics since Trump.
	I mean, before that, sure, but really heavily since Trump.
	Ruining my children's lives, attacking my family, vandalizing my car.
	So re-education camp sounds like a pretty good deal.
	And that should make you upset because this is someone saying communism would be an improvement.
	When we get too many people saying that, we get communism.
	But scroll down.
	So it looks like, remember the proud boys who murdered that innocent Antifa guy by hitting him with an SUV?
	Turns out, no.
	Turns out it was an Antifa beef because the left will eat their own.
	I think I predicted this when I said their next target will be themselves.
	They are now cannibalizing themselves.
	No, that's a different guy.
	That's another funny story, too.
	That guy, do you remember him?
	The black guy who was in the videos going, we're going to do this.
	We're going to have lunch.
	I'll fuck you up, motherfucker.
	He was arrested for a hate crime, screaming anti-Semitic remarks at Orthodox Jews.
	Yeah, no media attention because that would complicate the story.
	So go back.
	It looks like there was just an argument at Cider Riot amongst Antifa.
	And one of them was like leaving.
	And then what's his name said, fuck you, you bitch.
	You're not a real Antifa or whatever he said.
	We don't know what he said yet.
	We will find out.
	Did a U-turn and went.
	And then those guys, and then one of the guys that we just showed, that's the guy who was killed, started shooting at the car.
	He claims it was in self-defense because they were going to reverse and kill him.
	And he's lawyered up.
	And then everyone ran after the gunshots.
	I believe it was a legal firearm.
	A legal firearm.
	Turns out it wasn't Proud Boys who murdered them.
	But who's in prison now?
	Proud Boys.
	All right.
	I guess we'll end with...
	Let's end with 2-8.
	Eat your heart out, Boston Dynamics, as Compound Boss said.
	Oh.
	Turn it up.
	Is there music?
	Wow.
	What does it shoot, firecrackers?
	This is his RoboCop terror suit to fight like a mass invasion.
	This is CGI.
	This is when shithole countries don't use CGI to make their weapons.
	Look at this thing.
	You can't stub his toes.
	Looks like a prop on the McLean Manor.
	Yeah.
	That's what happens if someone ever tries to invade McCamey Manor or whatever the fuck it's called.
	All right.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I'll take him in, I'll take him in.
	Hold on, my phone, Dream.
	It's your man.
	I can take your man if I want to.
	But lucky for you, I don't want to do I want to.

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