Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E78 - HUNTING FOR TYPOS

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Oct. 28, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E78 - HUNTING FOR TYPOS

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	We don't went through too much bubbling.
	Train that muddy, train that muddy.
	We're recovering.
	It's get off my walk.
	with Gavin McInnes.
	That's for the other bitches.
	That ain't for you, dog.
	That's for them other niggas.
	Ain't for you, shot.
	That's for that other bitch.
	I'm going crazy about it.
	I'm going to call me crazy.
	That's how I'm living it.
	Yo, I'm feeling lovely.
	I'm drinking bubbly.
	I'm drinking bubbly.
	Take out my problems, break out the bottom and fuck on them out of here.
	Out of my destiny, the colonel, but I tell the lawyer old car to hear.
	Don't period, I get no from a grown action so foot around.
	I pull up with my That didn't work out.
	What?
	I was trying to draw a boxer.
	But the nose looks like two noses.
	That's yeah, it doesn't look like much.
	I think I'm gonna carve it today.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yes.
	You know what's really handy for carving pumpkins is power tools.
	You can just pound them out in no time.
	Yeah, I bet.
	Or the Leatherman saw, the new Leatherman's, the saw is really skinny, and you can really just get in there and smoke a dirt.
	That's way cooler than the plastic orange ones that you gotta.
	I saw some tweet.
	It was a lesbian.
	And she was saying, I'm gonna add pumpkin carving to one of my few talents.
	And she's there with an Edgar Allan Poe pumpkin.
	And it looks really good.
	And then I take a closer look and I go, wait a minute, that's plastic.
	It's not a pumpkin that you carved.
	Yeah.
	Is that it?
	Well, everyone's done them.
	It's like the most generic thing you can do.
	But this one, I looked closer at it, and you can tell that it wasn't thick.
	It was like as thin as cardboard.
	And if you go to that blaze thing that's by your grandparents' house, you know what I'm talking about?
	The pumpkin display thing?
	No.
	I talked about it on the previous show.
	About half the pumpkins, or more than half, I'd say 80% of them are fake.
	They're these little, I don't know how to describe it, like foam, kind of a cardstock kind of a thing that you could just use a normal knife.
	That's not, the whole thing with pumpkin carving is it's really hard.
	You've got to get it in and out, in and out.
	Yeah.
	And it's like a thick chunk, so it's small details very hard.
	Yeah.
	It's like using a dildo on Oprah.
	You got to get some back grease into it.
	That song was Codeine Crazy by Alabama's Future, the rapper Future.
	Very popular gentleman, 35-year-old married man with a kid.
	Actually, I don't know if he's married.
	He made a kid, but children out of wedlock in that community isn't great.
	That was just released on Spotify today.
	I've been kind of sick.
	I'm very rarely sick, but I've been bedridden for about 24 hours.
	And when you're like that, even watching TV seems too intense.
	There's too many colors and stuff.
	So I've just been sitting on my phone for 15 hours, I would say.
	I finished the internet.
	I'm all caught up with Sean Lennon's career.
	That's how deep I went.
	I was looking at this hashtag WAPOOBITS, and then I ended up with Greg Gottfeld.
	And then I saw he had retweeted something that Sean Lennon said about Tulsi Gabbard, where he said, calling someone a Russian asset is a huge allegation.
	You should maybe have a shred of evidence.
	And then I thought, oh, I'll check in on Sean.
	And he just did a band called the Claypool Lennon Psychic Delirium or something, which is a Prague rock band, not my cup of tea, but he's, you know, great band.
	The Claypool Lennon Delirium.
	um um You might like him.
	I mean, everyone up in Westchester, all the rich people are obsessed with Grateful Dead and fish.
	So maybe they'd like this.
	I don't know.
	It's very weird.
	I don't know why we're playing it, actually.
	Turn it up.
	I can't hear it.
	Sounds great.
	But it's actually pretty cool.
	It's not exactly my vibe.
	And Sean just loves music and touring, and he hates when he's not on tour.
	And I just thought, no, it's like talking to a gay.
	God, I just love cocks, and I hate when I'm not at a gay pride parade or at a club at four in the morning.
	No, thank you.
	I can't think of something I would like to do less than touring.
	I hate traveling.
	I hate everywhere.
	I've lived all over the world.
	I ended up in New York City because I like it best.
	And yes, it hates me, but that can be interesting.
	I think I might love hate.
	So, Ryan is a woman today.
	Oh, yes.
	Oh, I forgot to number all these.
	Poop.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, man.
	Should we show you?
	Why don't you get up and swish around for us?
	Let's do my reveal.
	Sure.
	Here I am.
	That's not much of a reveal.
	Let's do the other camera angle.
	So you are a 50s woman?
	Yes, I am.
	Is it showing?
	So you went to Walmart upstate?
	Yep.
	But what's with the whatever those are, Air Jordans?
	The Jordan 11s.
	Yeah, what's with the Jordan 11s?
	They're just the most healish looking.
	Like they're shiny.
	I don't know if they can hear me.
	They're the shiniest looking shoes I have.
	So you went to Walmart and you got a 50s girl outfit.
	$10.
	And you're going to be a different costume every day this week.
	Yes, that's right.
	Well remember Halloween.
	We got to scare the living shit out of the kids.
	I think it'd be cute to be like a big Pikachu that scares them because whatever you are doesn't matter.
	As long as you jump...
	When you have white makeup on, Asian guy with all white, and they're not used to seeing those eyes, it's a freak attack.
	What about the...
	Right, but the immediate non-humanness of Pikachu.
	No, I think we should do, I should get a guy from the gym, Tommy, who's a beast.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That chick, you know, you, just three people, wearing all white, white dress shirt, white pants, all white face.
	Interesting.
	Maybe get white bathing caps or something.
	And then you come out going, ah, and it'll just be so weird because, you know, kids go, oh, it's a werewolf.
	Oh, it's a zombie.
	It's a thing.
	But this won't be a thing.
	It'll be the weirdo white people.
	Oh, you know what I did once?
	I wore latex gloves inside out and made my face white with my mustache black.
	I worked in a haunted house.
	It scared the shit out of people.
	Anything that is incongruous, that they don't have a mental vocabulary of.
	Your tip to scaring people was the best and it worked really well for me where people are expecting boo, but if you just come out loudly starting a conversation, you're just like.
	Anyway, so I was telling the guy, they just like.
	Yeah, because it's not.
	I don't think you should be doing that at my house.
	No, no, no.
	But I do.
	But yeah, that's a really good one.
	Like when I did the latex gloves guy, it was in Brooklyn at this haunted park.
	And instead of just going, rah, and then you can see I'm stationary and I'm not going to attack you anymore.
	I'd come like, hey, ra, what's going on?
	What are you guys doing?
	What are you guys?
	And then so they would go, and they'd start going backwards and always fall.
	That's awesome.
	We have a lot of hay around.
	We can't make them fall, I suppose.
	But I have an idea.
	What if you have somebody in the corner creepily laying there?
	And then you're like, go ahead, you got to take the candy from him.
	And yet he has a bucket.
	And then as they're like trepidatiously going towards him, you get jump scared from the back.
	Yeah, that might work.
	Misdirect.
	I was thinking about that actually in the shower this morning.
	I get a realistic mannequin with like a straw hat on.
	So they're convinced that it's going to go.
	Right.
	Or even I still have that cardboard coffin.
	So I could put a bunch of lights in that.
	And so they see light coming out and they're like, well, something's coming out of that.
	And then the other thing, of course, we do is when I say thanks for coming, or whatever my keyword is, you guys run in and then I go, what the hell is going on?
	Yeah.
	So it's getting screamed at stereo.
	Thank God none of those, none of the kids that'll be trick-or-treating watch this show.
	Guys, I found out the plant.
	What did you do this weekend?
	What did I do?
	I ate good food, smoked some cigars.
	I've been sick.
	I just kicked the last of my cold.
	I think you gave it to me.
	I had AIDS.
	I think.
	Yeah, we got the cold, I think, around the same time.
	And then I did something else cool I was going to tell you about, totally forgot.
	But I also got a new video game.
	I don't care.
	Yeah, this illness, your head feels like it's made of lead, headaches.
	Yes, and then just like weak lethargy.
	I'm always weak and lethargic, so I'm not quite sure.
	But a lot of congestion here, a lot of coughing and hurting.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Swallowing felt like broken glass.
	But I take no medicine.
	You take medicine?
	No.
	Me neither.
	Yep.
	Well, I was worried that I got it from this barfer on the train.
	You should have seen this.
	It was right out of a fucking movie.
	And by the way, if you start barfing uncontrollably and you're on a train, go like this.
	Tuck your shirt in and just go.
	Oh my God.
	Just fill your shirt.
	Especially if you have two shirts, like a t-shirt and a sweatshirt.
	Then pull the t-shirt, the sweatshirt up over your nose and then fold the bottom and just fill it up like you have a beer belly.
	And then get off for the next stop.
	I'm not sure what's going to happen to you now, but at least you're not puke.
	This guy.
	Remember the movie where the, was it the sand lot or something?
	Where the one kid pukes at the pie eating contest?
	That's stand by me.
	Stand by me and then everyone else starts puking.
	Yeah.
	That's what, well, this guy wasn't contagious in that he wasn't making other people barf, but it was that level of cartoon barf.
	So we hear, oh my God, oh, and people overreact about shit.
	So I was like, what happened?
	Some guy spilled a pizza toppings first in the ground.
	Get over it, people.
	And then I see this woman walking and her son is like this.
	Her son is about 11.
	And what's this?
	Oh, no, go ahead.
	I just got something tremendous queued up.
	Okay.
	So the son is maybe 11 years old, handsome young man, looks like me.
	The mom looks like a good mom, Jewish.
	And she's sort of walking him backwards, I guess to get away from people, right?
	So when you get to the sort of the part of the train where there's the door, stay there.
	But she just keeps walking.
	And he's having his...
	Oh, no.
	This is probably some sort of Japanese porn fetish.
	She's got oatmeal all over her chest.
	And well, I'm going to barf if I keep talking about it.
	He's holding it.
	It's coming out of his fingers, and it's...
	It's drapig.
	Like bowls of porridge are all over it.
	That's what Nito British voice is.
	It's holding back puke.
	Oh, God.
	Let's drop it over about to barf.
	He's been MIA.
	I'm worried about him.
	I talked to him right after his hospital thing, but now I'm worried.
	Speaking of.
	So then she starts coming.
	He's coming towards us.
	And my wife is to the left of me, thank God.
	So she's the buffer.
	And then just as he's passing our family, I was bringing all my kids to Hell's Kitchen because there's fun little food markets there and stuff.
	As we get closer, just as he passes us, he goes, Oh, and because he's holding it in, it sort of splashes, and she gets a bunch on her coat and on her boot, her new suede boot.
	Yeah, and we screamed.
	Well, I didn't scream, but the family screamed.
	And then she goes, Oh, Peter, and she takes him to the, like, you know, the doors that separate the cars.
	She takes him there, and he just continues to barf on his mother there.
	And we just walk to the very end of the train.
	I mean, what are you going to do?
	If you have a bag, you could help out, but otherwise, just get out of there.
	Yeah.
	But my wife, when we got back, she packed every purse with a folded up plastic bag just in case.
	Barfing, man.
	Yeah, it was really barfy.
	Can't live with it.
	Can't live without it.
	You're going to show us some barf?
	Yeah, this is from Opie and Anthony.
	It's called Baby Bird.
	This is the most cartoonish puking ever to be.
	And they did really gross stuff with it.
	Like, that's a guy's mouth.
	Oh, my God.
	Joe Rogan was there.
	Bill Burr was there.
	And Joe Rogan says he can still smell it.
	They drink eggnog.
	Stop, stop.
	Okay.
	He's not stopping, by the way.
	It keeps going.
	It keeps going.
	It never ends.
	It's two minutes and 38 seconds of that.
	Oh, my God.
	Where was it?
	Serious?
	Bill Burr and Joe Rogan brought me here.
	Yeah.
	They have the floor.
	It's funny because I'm reading all these court transcripts about the Proud Boys.
	And then, obviously, I have nightmares all night about it.
	People who went to my talk are in jail for four years, prison.
	And all of my stuff, my quotes in the show, is just all over the transcripts.
	It was Gavin McInnes that was on trial, not those two guys.
	And I'm reading all these, and I'm like, this is the same place where we had porn stars nude and a homeless guy come in and guest host the show and mentally disturbed people and a blind guy and we broke stuff and there was fist fights.
	And they're treating it like this man at a podium saying, we have a problem in this country with the gender Negroes.
	I also went to Davin Buster's on the weekend and I saw one of the most annoying young men I've ever seen in my life.
	This is in the pics I sent you.
	Oh, that picture's good too.
	I was just looking at this and I'm thinking that game probably cost me three bucks and it's my wife bouncing a ping pong ball off of the little platform where they go into solo cups.
	I'm like, thank God we drove out to Dave and Buster's so we can spend money on something that we could never have in our own home.
	Why we don't have six cups and a ping pong ball.
	But look at this kid.
	Is this a trend?
	Is that a shower cap or a baggie yarmulke?
	No, it's a do-rag, right?
	And do-rags are pretty annoying, especially you see these black dudes on the train in the city and they're on their way to work in a suit.
	So they have a suit on with like dress pants and slag and dress shoes and a nice button down the tie and then a do-rag.
	So anyway, what this guy's done is he's taken his white do-rag, taken the back and flopped it over the top.
	That's nihilistic.
	And the problem with, you know, me being scrutinized and all my friends going to jail is I can't Larry David anymore because I might get in a fight and then I'll be arrested and I'll go to jail.
	So I couldn't, I just wanted to say, what are you doing?
	What is going on?
	Is it an accident?
	Was it windy?
	You were going backwards in a car and it blew there and you don't know that it's like that?
	Is that a disease?
	There's another picture of him.
	That's just his ass.
	Oh, you like, you focused on his butt?
	Well, I'm a woman.
	He's playing with a giant ball, too.
	What are you doing?
	It's like 14.
	Well, that's just fun, you know?
	But the dew rag, it looks like a shower cap to me.
	I don't see any of it resembling a dew rag.
	Well, I'm telling you, it's the tail.
	You know, the dew rag has a flap on the head.
	That's the entire flap pulled over the front of your head.
	Wow.
	I also go to this dive bar near my house, and it's all old men.
	One guy, the bartender, has a tattoo on his hand that says, your throat here.
	I'm at home.
	The owner's an ex-cop.
	Good.
	We're fine here.
	And then there's some teacher from a charter school who goes, McInnes.
	And I go, hey, how you doing, man?
	I've met him before.
	And he's got a scarf on that doesn't touch his neck.
	So what are you trying to do?
	Warm your tits?
	What is this?
	It only touches this area.
	Is that just in case things get freezing cold?
	Well, you don't have a jacket on.
	It's really irritating.
	Any kind of scarf that isn't a scarf.
	In fact, it's pretty rare a scarf does anything.
	Like maybe one of those soccer scarves, if you have a crombie on, it's really chilly.
	It helps keep the heat here.
	But I think I'm anti-scarf in all cases, but especially the superfluous ones.
	Oh, you're going to love that one.
	And I go, how you doing?
	Let me see.
	Yeah, that's kind of what he had on.
	That's just to have something flowy on.
	Is he on a skateboard?
	No, barefoot.
	I fucking hate him.
	In the streets.
	How's he walking?
	Like a drunk Aladdin.
	So he, I know everyone thinks I'm a cocaine addict because I'm constantly going like this.
	I have allergies and I'm sick and my nose is itchy because I'm supposed to be in Scotland where it's just wet all the time.
	I'm not used to this shit.
	So I go, how you doing, man?
	He goes, live in the dream.
	Living the dream.
	That's a bad sign.
	That means someone is drunk.
	If they're being too cool for school.
	Living the dream.
	And he had his knees up on the bar, you know, the way one does.
	Yeah.
	So then he goes, you know, first time I met you, you said, you told me this pie in the sky story about how your new project is bringing the left and the right together to meld minds.
	Meld minds?
	Are you thinking of X-Men?
	I'm not melt.
	Isn't that like combining minds?
	I think so.
	Isn't a mind melder?
	So I go, yeah.
	I just had Candace Owens and Cornell West.
	And he goes, I didn't see that.
	Oh, so you didn't go to free speech.tv?
	No, I'm not paying for that.
	Oh, okay.
	So you're talking about a show you haven't seen.
	Look, I saw your show on YouTube.
	I saw it on, my show's not on YouTube.
	You maybe clips, that master clipper guy has clips, or maybe you're talking about different shows over time.
	You're probably talking about rebel videos, is what you're probably talking about.
	And he goes, It was just more politics is theater.
	How irritating is that?
	Politics is theater.
	What does that mean?
	They never say anything that means anything.
	It's always like, it was just more divisiveness.
	You said you were about coming together.
	Actually, that's more articulate than anything you said.
	And then I go, I go, well, you'd have to, you're seeing basically what my critics have said about me, and that's not going to be good.
	If you want to learn about a man, you don't talk to his ex-wife during the divorce is about to be ex-wife.
	And then, I don't know, this is one of the most irritating parts of the whole conversation.
	I said, I can't remember how we got here, but I was talking about how Antifa are the paramilitary wing of the DNC, and they do all their dirty work, and they get away with it.
	But if we fight back, we go to prison.
	And he goes, Trump has that exact same thing.
	And I go, what?
	Trump has a violent group that follows him to events and destroys people's property and attacks random people, Hillary supporters, and gets away with it?
	He goes, yeah, the KKK.
	And I met eyes with the bartender, and he sort of looks at me and we both go, what?
	The KKK are showing up in droves to Trump rallies.
	Every time you see Antifa in Portland, there's the KKK somewhere else messing with just regular cool socialists.
	And the frustrating thing is this guy's a charter school teacher in the Bronx.
	Public schools in the Bronx are a madhouse.
	Total and utter.
	Ryan went there.
	You know what his teachers did when he was a bad boy?
	They took him to the fat room and sat on him.
	Any room they were in, there was the fat room.
	They took him to a little bed and fat black woman almost suffocated him.
	That's right.
	That was discipline in the Bronx.
	And that's when it was good.
	But I stole treats.
	Lord knows what it's like now.
	What streets did you steal?
	Dicks?
	No, not dicks.
	Little snakes and lizards and frogs.
	Are you drunk?
	No.
	Are you PMSing?
	I'm a girl.
	I'm a girl.
	It's a pain in the ass to be a jerk.
	But yeah, it was a crappy school.
	Way more of a pain in the ass to be a gay dude, believe me.
	Literally.
	So yeah, that was irritating.
	And then I just said, I can't even come to my local shithole tavern without getting attacked.
	Not attacked, but lectured.
	Lectured is a better word.
	I'm now at 100%.
	And it's this past month that's been really bad.
	It's also lots of handshakes and, hey, man, love what you do.
	Black, white, Dave and Buster, some black dude.
	Oh, holy shit.
	Yo, I watch you on YouTubes.
	Nice.
	Thanks.
	Well, you must know that the guy I work with has Limes.
	Limes's.
	Limes's.
	So let's get down to the news.
	Zombie Boy fell.
	He did not OD.
	Lady Gaga said he OD'd.
	This is the first link.
	This is a guy from my hometown who tattooed that on his face.
	So when he died, everyone just assumed it was suicide.
	I mean, wouldn't you kill yourself?
	Yeah, you look disturbed.
	You clearly have mental problems.
	In fact, in the 70s in Britain, if you had a facial tattoo, you got free welfare for life because it proved you were mentally ill.
	Wow.
	That's not even what brains look like.
	No.
	It's denser than that.
	Yeah, way denser.
	Maybe that's how stupid he was.
	The tattoo artist is probably lazy.
	He's like, oh, it's going to get bunchy over time, so we'll just make it big and lazy.
	Here, scroll down.
	There's a lot of pictures of him.
	He was in a lot of movies as a bad guy.
	What else are you going to be the love interest in you got male?
	Right.
	Yeah, and you know, guys like this, most of them, they're kind of like straight edge.
	You know, like leave it to a guy like this that looks like he'll be overdosing to be completely straight edge.
	Well, Montreal has these balconies outside.
	And it was the initial French Catholics who were concerned about infidelity.
	And if apartments were indoors, well, it would be so easy for a man to scooch up the stairs and go screw his neighbor.
	So they put all the stairs outside.
	Look up Montreal apartment.
	It's a very strange look you don't really see anywhere else.
	I mean, you see it.
	It's a French thing.
	But it's pretty rare.
	Yeah.
	Just click on one of those, the old tiny ones.
	Yeah, you see that?
	All the stairs are outside.
	Usually there's several floors, though.
	Go to them with different floors.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	That is a thing I've never seen.
	So you fell off one of those, probably got wasted.
	I mean, clearly, if you tattoo your face, you're good at bad decisions, and getting wasted must be a big part of that.
	The death of Rick Ganesse, better known as Zombie Boys in Accident.
	All right, let's get serious here.
	I'm sorry to be wasting your time with boring news.
	Speaking of dressing up, there was a Twitter moment about celebrity costumes.
	And I think it's a good example of how unbelievably vapid and boring most famous people are.
	Like, click on Cardi B there.
	Can you click on the top picture?
	Sometimes it doesn't work.
	Yeah, I know.
	She just bought a sexy nurse costume.
	How is that interesting?
	I thought you were creative.
	I thought you were an artist.
	You just, and I bet you didn't even buy it.
	You just told your assistant to go click on a sexy nurse.
	She showed you a picture, a screen grab.
	You said, yeah, that's it, the red one.
	And I'll get a red wig and shit.
	And that's it.
	Yeah.
	How boring can you get?
	Keep scrolling down.
	No, they're all boring.
	Who's this now?
	Yeah, this is super.
	Gabrielle Liu.
	It's Gabrielle Union.
	Yeah, yeah, she's famous.
	She also sees me missing a belly button.
	Go back there?
	What's going on with her belly button?
	It's just a tumor.
	Do you really want to show off your belly if you replace your belly button with a tumor?
	What is that?
	I remember, I don't know.
	Click on that?
	I remember a lot of Audis when growing up in the Bronx, we would go to camp and swim in the pools.
	And I remember a lot of my friends at Audis.
	Zoom in on that.
	Zooming.
	What is going on there?
	It's there.
	There's just a lump on top.
	What removed?
	Is it fallen skin?
	Is it skin that's bunching up on top of the opening?
	Jesus.
	I think women have a self-esteem problem, and it's too much.
	They have too much self-esteem.
	What's this one now?
	That is Nikki Minaj and husband go as Harley Quinn and the Joker.
	Oh, my God.
	How corny can you get?
	That's hack.
	And look at what a shitty Joker he is, too.
	Yeah.
	How is that the Joker?
	Which Joker is that?
	I think it's a combo.
	They're going back to the Jared Leto one that everyone hated.
	Yeah, basically.
	Can you click on that?
	You should be able to click on the first picture and then just click on them all.
	Harley?
	So that's a movie that's two years old.
	Yeah.
	So that's unbelievably lame.
	Now next.
	No, you should be able to just keep swiping.
	Yeah, I don't see a next button here, though.
	All right.
	Then there's my favorite, the fat model, Ashley Graham.
	But what did she do?
	Everyone dresses as Jessica Rabbit.
	Let me see.
	Let's see if I can find that.
	What are you doing?
	See if I could find it?
	Jessica Rabbit?
	No, no, no.
	Just go click on the pick.
	Okay.
	I want a full body.
	Oh, she looks fat.
	I want a full body on that.
	Is she pregnant or something?
	No.
	Yeah, let's see if we can find full body.
	Yeah.
	But again, you just went into the store and bought a costume.
	Ashley Graham.
	I'm not impressed.
	And then these are the same celebrities that tell us about politics and what's important in life and talk about the Kurds.
	Speaking of Kurds.
	Oh, she's pregnant.
	Okay.
	Phew.
	Well, that's not very sexy, Ashley.
	Like, if you're pregnant, don't try to turn us on.
	That's gross.
	Maybe cut a hole where the belly is, paint that white, and then be an avocado.
	And that's the avocado pit.
	That's great.
	That would have been funny.
	You just thought of that right on the spot?
	Yep.
	It's perfect.
	That's how cool I am.
	Pregnant-specific costumes.
	All right, go to the next celebrity.
	You're a millionaire now.
	Oh, this is the worst one.
	How lame is this?
	Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beale dressed up as Justin Timberlake and he's a microphone.
	I saw some comedian tweet.
	The worst thing about Halloween is how people who think they're funny get to show you how unfunny they are.
	Could that be less interesting, please?
	And again, it's just a bunch of shit their assistants bought.
	Cardi B sucks.
	Okay, I have to admit, this did kind of give me a boner.
	Yeah, that was pretty cool.
	Oh, that's Demi Lovato?
	Yeah.
	Click on the picture.
	There's Tits.
	She's one of my faves.
	Perfect level of plump.
	But yeah, it.
	And again, she just paid some makeup artists to come by.
	Probably, what, 300 bucks?
	And sit there going, sss, sss.
	She's dressed as tit.
	Keep going.
	Oh, she was hot when she was that.
	Marie Antoinette.
	You know, Marie Antoinette, they said that Revolution was about let them eat cake, but I think the real problem was that she was marrying her brother or something.
	The real problem with Mary Antoinette and the thing that outraged the locals was her incestuous family relationship.
	If I click on these, bad things happen.
	Okay, then don't.
	What's this now?
	Oh, Kill Bill.
	You see what I'm getting at here?
	Could this be lamer?
	Wait, why is there endorsements on that thing, though?
	That's not the Killbill uniform.
	I know.
	Is it like some NASCAR Killbill?
	And that she put a wig on?
	I mean, what are you doing?
	You're so boring.
	Who is that?
	So uninteresting.
	Go ahead.
	Keep going.
	And then this guy, look, you can tell by the cheapness of the costume that it's just one of those ones they buy in the box.
	I mean, I'm getting so bored just looking at these fucking.
	That wouldn't ain't bad.
	Yeah, they just bought it.
	They just clicked.
	I bet they don't even dress themselves.
	I was insane clown posse 15 years ago.
	Come on, guys.
	Have you ever went to the Juggalo Fest?
	Gathering of the Juggalos?
	No.
	Oh.
	We should send you, though, this year.
	That would be red.
	Oh, my God.
	This is depressing.
	But he looks like Buttigig.
	The fat, ugly chick is Bernie Sanders, and then the dude is Elizabeth Warren.
	Why can't he be Bernie Sanders and she be Elizabeth Warren?
	Because gender doesn't exist.
	That Buttigig looks like Buddy Gig, though.
	Actually, speaking of gender not existing, let's have a look via green screen at this couple who are raising their children as babies.
	No gender in our house.
	Let's go check them out.
	We bought them around.
	I take everything triple time.
	Holy APU blow triple time.
	Oh, cute.
	There's a little girl putting on her boots.
	No, we don't know if it's a girl.
	Allow me to explain.
	Are we a normal family?
	We have two kids.
	Order dominoes for dinner sometime.
	All right, I'm ready to go.
	In many cases, this is outside of Portland, I believe.
	Oh, no, no.
	Sorry, it's in southern Massachusetts.
	And it's funny that these guys think that they're outside the box.
	Meanwhile, right down to the shoes their children wear are so liberal, conformist, lefty uniforms.
	Those sort of like wet shoes for climbing up a river are the exact shoes you're supposed to wear when you're a progressive.
	So they're conformists.
	Kind of like punks in the sense that they have a uniform.
	Our kids, Kane and Zeiler, are three and a half years old, and we're raising them using Dave and Zeiler and what?
	Kane Zeiler.
	Your name's Zeiler.
	Look at this guy.
	Castrated by a single mom.
	Look at their gross cans.
	Wait, wait, go back.
	Is that part of saving the environment, having disgusting rags hanging on the wall?
	Is that for changing your transmission in the kitchen?
	So they can decide for themselves when, if, and how they want to identify as a gender.
	Just pause.
	Can we not recognize the fact that this was never a thing with kids until we made it a thing?
	You might as well say Republican or Democrat.
	We want our kids to choose.
	So we're telling them that they don't have to choose Republican or Democrat until they're older.
	And they go, okay, what?
	Like, kids, I'm not going to call you he.
	I'm going to call you they because gender is amorphous.
	Oh, okay.
	Can we go to Dave and Buster's?
	Yes, if you promise to understand that gender doesn't matter.
	Gender doesn't matter.
	There, are we good now?
	Like this isn't based on what the children want.
	It's based on us and how it makes us look.
	Or the recreation center.
	No sexual preference there.
	Just for recreation.
	Just pause.
	Just pause.
	What the fuck are gender norms?
	You know why little girls have princess dresses?
	Because they said, mommy, can I get a princess dress?
	Or daddy?
	And daddy went, I don't give a fuck.
	Sure.
	Little boys tend not to ask for princess dresses, but if they did, okay, I guess my son might be gay.
	I don't know.
	You get them what they want.
	My daughter was obsessed with stuffed animals when she was a little kid.
	She wasn't into dollies or princesses.
	I didn't give a fuck.
	My other boy, he's really into FGTV on YouTube.
	That channel.
	And that kid who opens toys.
	All kids love him.
	My other boy, before baseball, he was really into making little things out of cardboard and stuff.
	He was obsessed with Ghostbusters, Slimer.
	That's why I got, like, there was no agenda there.
	You're thinking of the 1950s.
	You have some weird 1950s Brooklyn Italian thing.
	Hey, my son's not wearing pink rubber boots.
	No way.
	Who, like, even Italians go to South Brooklyn right now and say, hey, your son wants to wear pink rubber boots.
	Oh, okay.
	You want to go to Breezy later on?
	I'm not allowed to go to Breezy.
	See, look, gender-free playing.
	It's just a mat.
	And toes.
	Everyone has toes.
	Oh, they're toes.
	Okay, this is where it gets bizarre.
	Look, we played kids.
	We're nice.
	The sex or the gender of your child is important to other people, partially just because it's part of the social script.
	Just pause.
	Just because she's clearly totally abandoned gender.
	These are some of the most genderless adults I've ever seen in my life.
	Could she have less sex appeal, please?
	Jesus Christ.
	What do they wear on date night?
	Does she put makeup on?
	Does she even try?
	Just because it's part of the social script, they don't notice that they're any different from any other children.
	They're not.
	They have no idea that some children are she and some children are he.
	All right.
	To them, they're all children.
	So like they don't notice any difference in the other.
	Did you hear that?
	They don't notice this bullshit.
	They're just kids.
	They're playing the game.
	Yeah, that's what I'm screaming.
	Why are you wasting everyone's time with this bullshit?
	So you came up with a new rule.
	We don't say he and she in this house.
	Okay.
	Congratulations.
	Our kids that they're with don't notice any difference.
	They didn't notice any difference.
	Yeah, that's what I'm screaming.
	They do not disclose the biological sex of their children.
	This is possible.
	This is exactly like that dude in high school who said he's asexual.
	Do you remember those guys?
	He's usually kind of tall.
	He's bangs her in his eyes.
	And then he comes up with something like, he's some sort of atheist you've never heard of.
	Like, I'm a skeptic agnostic.
	And everyone goes, ooh, that sounds weird.
	I'm actually asexual.
	I have no sexual preference.
	Yeah, we're a thing.
	So she's like, yeah, my children, I don't disclose their biological.
	No one asks your biological sex of your child if it's not obvious.
	They're just like, oh, that's Zayden.
	Hey, Zayden, how you doing?
	High five.
	You don't go, what is that?
	Oh, that's a girl.
	She should have a dress on.
	That's not fathomable.
	They grow up.
	They're told, you know, don't get dirty.
	Don't do that.
	That's not safe.
	Be careful.
	Those kinds of things.
	That is the crux of it right now.
	It's just like that other video we did where they go, some boys like dressing up, some girls like catching snakes.
	Gender doesn't decide the choices we make.
	Remember that?
	And then we found out the people involved were really into serial killers.
	I'm not saying this woman is secretly a serial killer, but it's the same assumption that we sit there and say to girls, hey, hey, don't get dirty.
	You're a girl.
	Yes, boys, you go in there and you get dirty.
	No one gives a shit.
	When you're at a place like that and there's wet mud everywhere, you think there's any parent holding the daughter back going, hey, hey, stay away from that super fun mud here on this Saturday where we're all partying.
	You sit here with your little bobby socks and your pigtails while the boys get muddy.
	You're more than a half a century out of date.
	She thinks she's brave for letting her daughter get dirty.
	By the way, you just gave away who the girl was.
	Girl to think that they're not capable of doing all these things.
	And then the young boys are told, oh, don't cry, you're okay, be strong.
	And then they aren't comfortable having emotions.
	Which pause a lot.
	Okay, that's kind of a valid point.
	I do think, actually, I don't like it when any of my kids cry for a stupid reason.
	Like we ran out of chocolate ice cream.
	If I saw boys or girls doing that, I'd say, oh, relax.
	Jesus Christ.
	People dying all over the world.
	And you're complaining about ice cream.
	But I think it's conceivable that a lot of fathers are more uncomfortable with their son bawling his eyes out all the time for no reason than his daughter.
	It's disturbing in both cases.
	In both cases, you only want them to cry when it's something serious.
	But for the most part, men end up being leaders.
	They end up being breadwinners.
	Sorry, we haven't achieved full utopian equality.
	And if your job is to keep a roof over four people's heads And make sure they have health care and make sure there's food in the fridge.
	You can't afford to be too weak and self-indulgent.
	You got to be kind of tough.
	It's not, or at least let me put it this way: you have yet to prove to me that it's perfectly good for men to be constantly bawling their eyes out all the fucking time.
	No, stiffen up, keep a stiff upper lip.
	You're stronger.
	You're physically stronger.
	And you tend to be better at work.
	You tend to be more eager to stay at the office all night and work.
	So you're still kind of related to the caveman in that you have this predisposition to be stronger and tougher and more of a provider.
	Providers can't bawl their eyes out at work.
	It annoys their boss.
	In fact, I've noticed that now that women are getting into the workforce, they're being criticized for crying.
	And the boss from hell, Kelly Catrone, who had her own show, who was my wife's old boss, I think she wrote a book called No Crying at Work.
	Men tend to be more dominant at work, especially after there's kids in the picture, so less crying.
	So anyway, a sliver of a point there, but with no data to back it up, too.
	This is just her assumption.
	And she's changing the way the entire world or everyone, sorry, she's changing her entire children's universe based on this assumption that it's bad to tell boys not to cry too much.
	I disagree with her.
	Gender is not something that we have discussed with either of them at all, really.
	We're as nervous about that as most parents are about like how our baby's made.
	They haven't really asked about it, so we're waiting until that question comes up.
	Whoa, just plug.
	So I thought you were all natural and cool and progressive, and you can't even explain to your kid the birds and the bees, you fucking pussies.
	We're really scared of that talk.
	You know how much normal parents have talked to their kids about gender?
	Zero.
	Why would you talk to your kids about gender?
	What a waste of time.
	I think we're just kind of going to wing it a little bit when we get there.
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	telling them that gender is something that's fluid.
	And a lot of people have penises, identify as being boys, but that's not something that...
	Yeah, about 3.5 billion.
	A lot.
	In fact, it's probably easier to count the ones that have penises that think they're women.
	That five years ago was about 30.
	Now it's probably 3 million, thanks to this fad that is going on right now.
	No, it's not science.
	It's a fad.
	You're imposing fashion on your children.
	And you're doing it.
	I'm just guessing here, but because they're weak.
	They're followers.
	They're clearly conformists.
	They're scared of the birds and the bees.
	These people are just trying to acquiesce as much as possible because, like the runt of the litter, they don't want to get eaten.
	They don't want to get beaten with the hammer.
	So they're like, can I just do that and hide here in political correctness?
	It's necessary if you feel like you're a girl and vice versa.
	Why are you appearing on the news too with this if you care about their well-being so much?
	There is research that shows when you use gender binaries in our language, when we say good morning, boys and girls, or when we just say to our kids, come on, girls, or what a smart boy you are, using gender to sort and categorize and label kids.
	We do know that that increases gender stereotypes.
	Going to the hair co-op in your hair?
	It says who?
	Saying good morning, boys and girls increases gender stereotypes.
	People are going to look back on 2019 and just go, what the fuck?
	How was Trump president then?
	I thought it sounds like a social justice warrior was president.
	You said that saying good morning boys and girls perpetuates gender stereotypes.
	Have you noticed they're always about controlling language?
	Good morning people.
	Good morning, humans.
	Yeah, that doesn't enforce any that enforces a stereotype that your teacher has lost her mind.
	Jane, how are you going to do it yourself?
	There, I'm a girl today.
	So no one gives a shit if their son puts a bullet in his hair.
	I did it!
	You did it!
	Now we're...
	220 members are in this club.
	And now, bedtime.
	As a result of raising these babies, I'm hoping that they'll grow up and be supportive of other people and who they are and how they feel and really confident and happy in who they are themselves.
	Imagine the books they read their kids.
	Vabies.
	Well, the parents are raising babies, but the parents themselves are fucking babies.
	How is this show going so far?
	It's going pretty good.
	Liking the costume talk.
	Could be a little kookier, I think.
	Of course.
	Could always be a little kooky.
	Well, pet peeve of mine with compound media is people with their bottles all over the table.
	I used to always rail against that.
	You're the one who made the cups happen, I think, right?
	Yep.
	Kanye is red-pilled, and it's funny hearing people talk about him because the left doesn't care about the truth anymore.
	They just want to win.
	So when one of their guys that they worship, and believe me, they worship Kanye, I think he's just one below Beyonce, maybe one above Kim Kardashian.
	When he goes Trump, or not even Trump, but just like respects traditionalism, Jesus, and thinks that you should be able to vote non-liberal if you dare, just that is so radical that he's mentally ill.
	He's a nut bar.
	What does Zubi say?
	Kanye has white liberals and the Democratic agenda for black people totally figured out.
	That's why they tried to ruin him last year.
	I've been trying to explain this to all of my black friends.
	Yeah, he was literally, I don't like to overuse the word literally.
	He was literally whisked away during a concert, put in a straitjacket and brought to a loony bin.
	He was brought to a mental institution.
	We're living in a time when there's, I think, we're up to 80,000 homeless in the streets of New York.
	We totally ignore mental illness.
	As we described on the other show, it's the number one cause of mass shootings, right above radical Islam.
	And all of a sudden, when someone cool likes Trump, we have access to mental health care.
	So listen to him talk and sound pretty reasonable, actually.
	For us to have the...
	They were fighting for us to have the right to our opinion, not the right to vote for whoever the white liberals said black people are supposed to vote for.
	You get what I'm saying?
	Then James Corden went in and said, well, this president, you're Christian, and this president, I don't see anything Christian about him.
	I said, okay, so last year y'all tried to tell me who I was supposed to vote for because I'm black.
	Now this year, white liberals trying to tell me who I'm supposed to vote for because I'm Christian.
	That would be like, I live in Calabasa, so everyone in my car has got to be a convertible, huh?
	It's just all based on y'all vision of what I'm supposed to do.
	And I understand like a lot of people, it's not a matter of whether you like it or who like it.
	We are in a country where we allowed to like whatever we like.
	What do you say to people that say you turned your back on the culture or exactly?
	100%.
	I have turned my back on the idea of victimization mentality.
	We are locked up.
	We went from one and four.
	We went from one and four to one and three.
	But we always pointing at the white people.
	But yet we want to spend all of our money on foreigns.
	We want to spend all our money on luxury as opposed to going and buying some land.
	America is for sale and there's a lot of barren land.
	Disney bought a lot of it in Florida.
	But the culture has you focused so much on fucking somebody, bitch, and pulling up in a foreign and rapping about things that could get you locked up and then saying you about prison reform.
	Like, it's, bro, we brainwashed out here, bro.
	Come on, man.
	This is a free man talking.
	Democrats had us voting Democrats for food staffs for years, bro.
	What is you talking about?
	Guns in the 80s, taking the fathers out the home, plan B, lowering our votes, making us abort our children?
	Gosh and that kill.
	Dude, I mean, obviously there's slang in there because that's his culture, but could that have sounded saner?
	Yeah.
	These are all very salient points.
	This is not someone going, as well, as well, as well.
	I wish I had that ready.
	You know, what are the chances he hasn't stumbled across a Gavin McInnis video on his right-wing YouTube rabbit holes?
	I've written some pretty shitty things about him in the past.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.
	And he's just a harmless retard.
	I forgive him because that was old Kanye.
	That's true.
	So the way the left defines him now is he said slavery is a choice.
	So he's Mr. Slavery is a choice.
	I'm sorry he misspoke.
	He later clarified and said, I meant talking about slavery all the time and making it your existence.
	That's a choice.
	And this goes back to this obsession with typos, where they go, like there was the guy with the Straight Pride Parade, where he said, we are a racist organization.
	Sorry, a non-racist organization.
	And everyone went, ah, and that was a huge Twitter moment that he accidentally said racist instead of non-racist.
	It's called a typo.
	He forgot non and he corrected it.
	Oh, Freudian slip.
	Jesus.
	Or like I said, and this also appeared in the court documents.
	I said, oh, yeah.
	And then when we're fighting for the Constitution, the day that it's the 14th Amendment, I may have a tummy ache fighting for that.
	And then maybe it's because I'm Canadian, but I thought that was the women's voting thing, but that was the freed slaves being able to vote.
	I made a mistake.
	It's not a dictum.
	I'm not Mao.
	Millions of people didn't go out in the streets and start killing black people because of that.
	It really, it's anti-free speech.
	When they hover over these typos and define you by the time you misspoke, what they're really doing is saying, don't speak.
	This is all about free speech.
	All of this vilification for saying the wrong thing, the end result, what they're going for is so you don't say the right thing, which our old boy Nick Cave said.
	I didn't get to this last week, but remember the devil's right hand.
	Gong.
	Also, birthday party deep in the woods, scariest song ever made.
	But Nick Cave slams woke culture as an assault on free speech.
	Thank you, Nicholas.
	He says, I tend to be uncomfortable in all ideologies that brand themselves as the truth or the way.
	This not only includes most religions, but also atheism, radical bipartisan politics, or any system of thought, including woke culture, that finds its energy in self-righteous belief and the suppression of contrary systems of thought.
	Regardless of the virtuous intentions of many woke issues, it is its lack of humility and the paternalistic and doctrinal sureness of its claims that repel me.
	That's another thing, too, by the way.
	On this show, we don't say it's our way or the highway.
	We can't enforce anything.
	So we're all about freedom, all about meritocracy.
	Have we sat here and said that Antifa can never have a rally?
	Do we give a shit?
	I wish the courts would recognize this more.
	Proud boys don't go to Antifa things.
	Mark Bray put out the Anarchist Handbook.
	He went on an entire book tour of the country.
	Not once did patriots show up and try to shut it down.
	I go to NYU to do a talk, the consensual speech that the local Republicans set up.
	I get pepper sprayed in the face.
	So you can say that we're dogmatic and we have this, we're the way, we talk about the truth.
	No, we're saying our opinions and ironically, we're fighting for you to have your stupid opinions too.
	And I noticed this too when Judd Lagoon.
	Oh, wait, sorry, before that, remember we were talking about how they want to shut us up because listening to people like me and whatever, Paul Joseph, Watson, Ben Shapiro, leads to radicalization.
	This subtext being that the radicalization will be a mass shooting and we'll all die.
	But a study came out where they discovered that having voices like mine actually prevents radicalization.
	See, before it was just liberals, and then this is what they want, ironically.
	That's the funny thing about all this control is you end up worse, you end up with less freedom and more Nazis when we do it your way, the socialist way.
	Socialism leads to Nazism, and here's why.
	When you shut down me and everyone that's normal right, slightly moderate, right of center, socially liberal, libertarian, closed border, paleocon conservatives, when you shut us down, then the landscape is just AOC, radical left, and that weird little sliver of Nazis in the far, far corner.
	When you wipe out everything else, then where are they going to end up?
	They're either going to end up with your crazy ass, where it's a hate crime to not want to fuck a tranny, or you end up here in the alt-right.
	Have you found this link yet?
	It's chronologically next.
	Can con YouTube content leads to de-radicalization?
	Okay.
	Oh, man.
	1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 7, 1,000.
	What are you doing, dude?
	It's in order.
	It's the next link.
	There was Nick Cave.
	Okay, gotcha.
	The font was very tiny on that.
	Because the bold font was not what it had said.
	Contrary to Gateway Drug Narrative, new study shows intellectual dark web, i.e., Jordan Peterson, Prager, U. Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, Ruben Report is de-radicalizing potential alt-right viewers.
	And thanks for reading that so eloquently.
	So click on that graph.
	Commercely, despite the alt-light, which is, I guess, does, and alt-right stepping up its content creation activity in 27-2018, viewership of such content has been declining.
	Wait a minute.
	I don't think this guy knows what alt-light means.
	Increased competition from traditional, conservative, and liberal viewpoints enticed large portions of this audience to abandon what was once the only game in town.
	Now, go back to the chart before that.
	This is a very interesting chart.
	Alt-right is the red.
	Is that alt-light?
	Okay.
	Alt-light is the red, and alt-right is that sort of puky green.
	It's at the very bottom, right?
	It goes up as they get more informed.
	And then when they ultimately get more informed, it goes back down.
	And it's at the bottom there with skeptics.
	And skeptics, really, it's healthy to be skeptical, obviously, but you haven't done your homework yet.
	You know, you can be skeptical about certain creams curing cancer, but eventually you're going to read enough and realize it's bullshit.
	The only way to cure cancer is early detection.
	It's like when you're a kid and you try berries, and you know those berries that aren't good to eat, you're just like, oh, guess that's a gross berry, but you got to try the gross berries.
	Thank you for that analogy, Ryan.
	Back to the chart, please.
	I don't know why you left it.
	So, alt-light, which I guess is us, and conservative, they all start splattering up as they get more and more information, as they do more and more research.
	And who's the winner at the top of this chart?
	A smattering of liberals, a lot of alt-light, although that's going down, and predominantly conservative voices.
	So this chart directly contradicts their agenda.
	Their agenda is the more of those green guys at the top we have, the more the puke green flourishes.
	The puke green dies.
	That's what I've always said about fascism.
	It dies on its own.
	When Winston Churchill declared war on Germany, the head of the UK Fascist Party said, I'm with you, Churchill.
	I'm with Britain.
	He was a fascist, but he didn't like Hitler because Hitler's German.
	Fascists are very local.
	They don't spread well.
	Communism spreads well because it's like every free shit for everyone.
	Of course, that free shit ends up being actual shit.
	And this is why they want to shut us up, because charts like that kill the narrative.
	And the truth is, sunlight is the best disinfectant.
	And the more information you have, the more speech you have, the more normal you are, not the more radical.
	But I thought this was interesting.
	Judd Legum, who, by the way, Judd means river in Hebrew, I believe.
	Legum is French for vegetables.
	So his is a river of vegetables, which is explosive diarrhea.
	The guy's name means diarrhea.
	So I call him diarrhea.
	Diarrhea hates open discussions.
	Look at this.
	Facebook's new section of trusted news sources will include Breitbart, a website that featured a section on black crime and laundered white nationalist talking points.
	Is black crime not a thing?
	Is 14% of the population not responsible for 50% of the violent crimes, as Candace Owens pointed out?
	People talk about white-collar crime.
	They tend to mean white people when they say that.
	But when you think of black crime, you think of the shootings in Chicago.
	I think it deserves a category.
	It's not like some random black guy gets in a fight with his wife and shoots her, and that's in black crime.
	They clearly mean gangs.
	And we're up to, Judd, in case you're curious, you seem to genuinely care about black people.
	19 are murdered a day, every single day, in gang violence.
	So I guess we won't talk about that.
	Let's stick to Dylan Roof and Heather Heyer.
	That's where the conversation has to go.
	But I just thought that tweet was interesting because Facebook lists a whole bunch of right-wing and left-wing sites.
	They're going to now be including as trusted news sources, and Judd's bitching that there's conservatives on it.
	In other words, he only wants one side of the argument.
	In other words, Diarrhea Boy here is against free speech.
	Why would you be against free speech?
	The more, the Merrier.
	Let a thousand flowers bloom.
	So now we're skipping down to the real story here.
	I got a lot on this shit.
	952 links coming up.
	Maybe we should have a break.
	Oh, we don't have commercials here.
	And we don't have a guest today.
	You know who I want to talk to is Tommy Sotomayor.
	That'd be cool.
	About all of this.
	The fact that we're still talking about race in a time when we had kind of moved on.
	Like by the 90s, we were pretty good.
	And I think with gender and sexism, we became so feminist that girls were ugly.
	Girls had Doc Martin shoes on.
	Look at Kennedy when she was a VJ in MTV.
	She looked like shit.
	Now she's way hotter.
	Anyway, okay, so this weekend, we had, what do you got?
	No, that's her now.
	She's a Benjamin Buttons babe.
	She was hideous in the 80s.
	I didn't even think she was that old to be popular in the 80s.
	I thought she was like in her 90s.
	90s.
	Sorry, 90s.
	Oh, okay.
	She's probably about 40.
	She looked younger.
	She always looked younger to me.
	She's a catch.
	Such a great person.
	And just fun to grab a beer with.
	She's one of the most relaxing people I've ever hung out with.
	All right, so SNL had a thing on the, and I don't know what is happening with their weekend updates, but I can't say it's affirmative action because it's a white guy.
	But look how stiff and awkward this is.
	Go back to the beginning.
	Well, it's been another less than ideal week for President Trump.
	A top diplomat confirmed the quid pro quo with Ukraine.
	Public support for impeachment rose to over half the country, and they even took Trump's name off his own.
	I would love to interrogate him and have him explain to me what the quid pro quo controversy with Ukraine was.
	skating rinks in New York.
	You know you're losing support among white voters when you're He said you guys should investigate Biden's dealings in Ukraine.
	They said we did.
	Actually, we tried to.
	The guy in charge of the investigation was fired.
	Huh.
	And then we find out that Biden was bragging that he insisted on a quid pro quo and denied them hundreds of millions unless they dropped the case.
	Trump suggested you redo the case.
	That became Trump is trying to sabotage his political opponents.
	Well, no, look, you're the guys who had Trump bugged in Trump Tower during the election.
	May we not investigate an actual crime?
	And that becomes he's fucked with Ukraine.
	Keep going.
	I'm going to appeal to ice skaters.
	Earlier today, Trump fired back at all his critics with this tweet.
	Four dots.
	That was the whole tweet.
	And while you might think it's a mistake, it's still up on his account and it's got 41,000 likes.
	Four dots is maybe the most ominous thing you could possibly tweet when you're president, except what he tweeted just an hour ago, which was, something very big has just happened.
	With no further explanation.
	Which with Trump could either mean we just invaded Mexico or the McRib is back.
	But still, Trump has his supporters increasing House Republicans.
	So of course, the big news was, okay, you're going to have to jump down now.
	You see pics, Donald Trump Jr.
	Go to the picture was fake.
	The big news was that he got, what's his name again?
	ISIL Baghdadi Akbar Malakbik.
	I thought Baghdad was amazing.
	Everything you need to know about Trump is in these two picks.
	The Osama bin Laden raid pick was taken in real time.
	The Baghdad raid pick was taken hours later.
	Trump was playing golf when it happened.
	I love this because guess what?
	Obama was playing golf when it happened.
	That's why he's wearing a fucking golf jacket, you stupid bitch.
	Look at him.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's dressed in his golf attire and he's wearing golf shoes.
	He heard about this on the ninth hole and hurried in.
	And apparently Trump also left his ninth hole to come and join this.
	I don't really give a shit if the picture was staged.
	Who cares?
	Why are you so obsessed with typos?
	The point is that those men helped facilitate the capture of the head of ISIS.
	And the last takeaway has been.
	And not only are they, they go, actually, he was kind of a jerk about how he killed him.
	And you should see the way they're describing this guy.
	They're calling him cunning and enigmatic.
	Check out the New York Times quote here.
	Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the cunning and enigmatic black-clad leader.
	Oh, it's just like what's his name?
	Moynihan, Colin Moynihan describing Antifa as black-clad protesters of the Islamic State who transformed.
	Is that the New York Times link like I asked?
	Or is that Newsweek?
	Oh, here we go.
	Here we go.
	Who transformed a flagging insurgency into a global terrorist network that drew tens of thousands of recruits from 100 countries, has died at 48.
	Cunning and enigmatic.
	Wow.
	I would love it if somebody called me that.
	Yeah.
	If you called me that in the New York Times, you would get tons of hate mail and they'd eventually change it.
	Wow, that's so true.
	And then Newsweek, the previous link you had, they go, this isn't really a big deal.
	They go, he wasn't really the leader.
	Like he just, he would just call the shot.
	Like someone else would say, should we bomb this place?
	And he'd say yes or no.
	Yeah, that's what leaders do, dude.
	And then they go, plus, they already have a new guy anyway.
	So it's not that big of a deal.
	Can you imagine us saying that about Osama bin Laden after Barack Obama stopped his golf game to take him out?
	I'm saying that to the soldiers that perform the thing.
	They're all sweaty.
	He wasn't really the leader.
	It would be like when I joke with Joe Biggs and say, yeah, so your Purple Heart's for a car accident?
	But check out this InfoWars montage of people going, I mean, It's not that big of a deal.
	Go through the main door because that was booby-trapped.
	And it was something really amazing to see.
	I got to watch it along with General Milley, Vice President Pence, others in the situation room.
	And we watched it.
	It's so clearly.
	How did you watch the camera?
	Well, I don't want to say how, but we had absolutely problematic.
	Imagine the head of ISIS is killed, and your question is, are you sure you saw it?
	What kind of cameras was it on?
	I bet you're lying.
	It's the hunt for typos.
	That's the name of the story.
	The technology there alone is really good.
	It bothered me a little bit, some of what the president did in providing detail about taking back to the United States pieces of Baghdadi's body.
	It bothered me a little bit hearing the president talk about some of that Syrian oil being ours.
	Your Thai bothers me.
	I wouldn't want to desecrate the head of ISIS.
	Yeah, unreal.
	This reminds me of when Osama bin Laden was buried at sea.
	His sons complained that it was disrespectful.
	Yeah, was 9-11 respectful?
	Yeah.
	That's what inspires some extremists.
	I wonder here if this type of killing only reinforces the ideology of Baghdadi's followers and in fact strengthens it.
	My understanding, interestingly enough, and trustfully enough, that pause.
	Where are they in a Venezuelan grocery store?
	How perfect that the two socialists are standing in an empty grocery store.
	That's so the arena for a Hillary Clinton book signing.
	Guys, whoever allowed that video to happen needs to be fired.
	is that that mission was accomplished with information supplied by the Kurds.
	Nothing?
	No, actually, maybe not.
	Trump has turned his back and betrayed the Kurds.
	Samantha, overnight, this news of the raid, the president obviously speaking at great length, sharing incredible detail about this mission in Syria.
	What strikes you?
	Well, this is obviously a major accomplishment, but from a counterterrorism perspective, the president's engagement with the media on this, Brian, is pretty surprising to me.
	This is a high-risk period.
	Immediately after a special operation like this, there is increased risk of retaliatory attacks and risk to human sources on the ground in Syria, for example.
	The level of insight that President Trump went into in that press conference increases the risk to sources that may still be on the ground.
	It's really interesting.
	I remember my friend David Cross's cousin, Aviva, said to me, I was talking about borders and how we need a wall and stuff.
	And this is way before Trump.
	This is Obama days.
	And she goes, but don't you understand that by building that wall and keeping them out, it's just going to make them more angry?
	Okay.
	The wall in Israel made Palestinians more angry.
	That was kind of flattery.
	Keep going with her.
	And by the way, they were making fun of Trump on SNL for saying something big is about to happen and then not explaining it.
	And then she is saying he gave too much away.
	He should have waited.
	He did wait.
	He sent out that cryptic tweet, got us all excited, and then hit us with the neutron bomb of info after it was safe to tell us.
	She goes on and on and on.
	You may have to dread.
	Are you saying it's irresponsible?
	I think it is irresponsible.
	I think it puts sources at risk.
	And it's unnecessary at this point.
	He could have been much more succinct in what he said.
	Typically, you have all these talking points scrubbed by the intelligence community.
	He played a very aftermath.
	Oh, Susan Rice.
	Well, obviously it's a major milestone, and it's one that we all should be welcoming, quite plainly.
	But it doesn't mean that the fight against ISIS is over.
	What?
	And it doesn't mean that we can declare mission accomplished and just walk away.
	What we've seen time and time.
	Just pause.
	This is exactly like charter schools, where de Blasio says, yes, charter schools are effective, but not every kid in Harlem gets to go to a charter school.
	Yeah, because you won't allow them shit for brains.
	Susan Rice.
	Again, in this part of the world, is that when the pressure is relieved on terrorist organizations, whether al-Qaeda or ISIS, they are able to reconstitute.
	So we need to be vigilant.
	We need to maintain a minimal presence in order to ensure that the pressure stays on ISIS.
	Moments of Baghdadi's life that he repeatedly characterized, called him a dog, whimpering, crying.
	He wanted ISIS's followers to see him like that.
	Margaret, would you advise this?
	This is piling on.
	The one part of the president's remarks that did bother me was this continual piling on of humiliation.
	Pile on.
	The humiliation.
	The head of ISIS.
	Oh my God.
	They were really, he was really shocked to call the head of ISIS a dog.
	You know that's going to anger Arabs and make them hate us more, like that's possible.
	Appropriate.
	But you're sending a signal to some of his followers around the world that could cause them to lash out possibly more harshly in the wake of the world.
	You don't want a locker room kind of feel to this.
	Right.
	And that was one thing we worked really hard on after the bin Laden raid is don't make those kind of statements because it does inspire other people.
	Yeah, there were lots of moments during Donald Trump's speech which jarred to some degree.
	It was extraordinary how the communications were managed.
	There's a long trail ahead of him actually finally releasing details, explicit details, some of which sort of echoed, and frankly, the crudeness you would often expect to hear maybe from ISIS about the whimpering, screaming Baghdadi pinned down in a sealed tunnel, killing himself and his three children.
	It was sort of disturbing.
	You just let something slip there, dude.
	I don't think you meant to say that.
	That he brought his wife and his children down with him to prevent himself from getting shot.
	That's right.
	His own three children as a shield.
	And then when he realized that wasn't going to happen, he blew up his entire family.
	No mention of that.
	Besides that accidental flub, this is The problem with this country in a nutshell.
	This is Trump derangement syndrome.
	He can do no right.
	And this is why he will win in 2020 because you guys are all assholes.
	You're spoiled brats and pussies.
	Here, go to some of these pics.
	So, WAPO, Washington Post, has an obit for him.
	And what do they call him?
	They call him cunning and brave or something.
	So people started mocking the obituary.
	I guess I should have started with the obituary, but there was a couple of them.
	He was described fondly by a lot of people.
	Jason Bloomberg had a brutal one.
	Oh, fuck, Brian.
	A lot of pictures.
	Nope.
	Not Jen Kirkman.
	Nope.
	Okay.
	Yeah, there's one.
	Well, here, go to the next one, the Bloomberg.
	So Islamic State Leader Abu Barak Baghdadi transformed himself from little-known teacher of Quranic recitation into the self-proclaimed ruler of an entity that covered swaths of Syria and Iraq.
	Frankly.
	So that's Bloomberg.
	That's not even who they're making fun of.
	So we have Cunning and Enigmatic from the New York Times.
	We have, what was the Bloomberg one?
	Bloomberg was basically he came for electricity.
	He transformed himself.
	Little-known teacher.
	And so, and then the Washington Post, I don't think I included the Washington Post.
	Maybe we'll get to that.
	Yeah, yeah, there it is.
	Go back, go back.
	There.
	So Donald Trump Jr. points it out.
	And he goes, enemy of the people, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, austere religious scholar at Helm of Islamic State, dies.
	He just died.
	No, he blew himself up with his children, you cunts.
	Austere.
	Austere.
	There's reverence in that word.
	I've never heard anyone described as austere before, besides maybe like Greta Garbo.
	It's from the 1920s.
	Flappers were austere.
	It's cold and austere.
	Have you ever heard anyone described as austere?
	No, no.
	No.
	So anyway, everyone starts making fun of them for that.
	Oh, Fred.
	Some of them are pretty good.
	Like this one.
	Mao Zedong, who saved 20 to 45 million of his own people from having to suffer through the struggle of existence, dies at 82.
	I emailed Jason after that and said, dude, it's 80 million.
	It's not 20 to 45.
	And then Lauren Chen.
	Adolf Hitler, dedicated art enthusiast, animal rights activist, and talented orator, dies at 56.
	Keep going.
	By the way, Trump was in trouble for calling the press the enemy of the people, and this is how they describe a mass murderer who murdered his own children.
	They call him austere, cunning, enigmatic.
	Osama bin Laden, religious philanthropist, leader, and inspiration, dead at 54.
	Bin Laden was most recognized for his inspiration in New York City's financial rebuilding and revitalization.
	Wow.
	I think that's the winner, right?
	What is Ben Shapiro?
	Charles Manson, famous songwriter and meditation leader, dead at 83.
	That's pretty good.
	But the winner is definitely that.
	Oh, Sebastian Gorka had a good one, didn't he?
	Sebastian Gorka.
	We got to do something better about these pictures.
	This is not a good thing.
	I wanted to order them out with you.
	Yeah, that was it.
	So, Ilhan Omar, the day of this, doesn't mention it at all, and then just posts a picture of her wearing a shirt from CARE, the unindicted co-conspirator in the largest mass killing in American history.
	Is she talking about 9-11?
	I guess I cropped it there.
	She does this a few times.
	When there's something going on like that, she'll just send this sort of cryptic message that has nothing to do with the thing, but is irreverent in and of itself, in that she's just posting something that's irrelevant.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, this is how not important it is to me.
	Yeah, this is her little game.
	She did something on 9-11.
	She put something out on Instagram like, hey, just enjoying my garden.
	I can't remember exactly what it was, but it was something like that.
	I'm going to blow my nose.
	That's a weird name.
	I'm taking a big risk here.
	Was this from nose blowing?
	Because one time at Rooster, I had a man pon because it was July.
	Oh, and I threw it in the garbage.
	And my co-worker had to blow his nose.
	And he reached and he found that, and he blew his nose, and he put my man pon on his actual nose.
	I think he was bleeding after he scrubbed his nose so hard.
	Anyway, this is the end.
	This is a whole Baghdadi segment.
	At the end of all this, Trump went to the World Series where the Nats are wrapping it up with the Astros.
	I think tonight is the last game.
	Now, Manhattan voted 1%.
	1% of Manhattan voters voted for Trump.
	D.C. is pretty much the same at 4%.
	Everyone in DC hates Trump.
	You wear a MAGA hat in D.C. and you're a very brave person, but you go, wait a minute, isn't the government there?
	Yeah, the Republicans hate him too.
	What are you doing over there?
	Following along, seeing what's going on.
	I'm going to the last below Sebastian Gorka.
	We have Booing at Trump.
	Gotcha.
	So the reason that he's hated in Washington, D.C., and it's only 4%, even though it should be 50-50 there, is because Republicans hate him too.
	Because he wants to drain the swamp.
	He's getting them fired also.
	He's an enemy of the establishment.
	That means both sides.
	So he goes to the game, which I don't think most presidents do, especially not the final game.
	He goes to the game, and we hear some booing.
	It's kind of hard to tell, but...
	Can you hear that?
	Yeah.
	I've heard others where it's clearer.
	The lock him up chants, I don't hear.
	never heard the lock them up chant But I think this was 4D chess.
	...
	Not even a big game, really.
	Not V game, right?
	So here's what I think he did.
	He goes, I know I'll never get DC.
	4% is never going up to 51.
	So why don't I go there the day I kill the head of ISIS and I'll get booed.
	Maybe someone will throw a milkshake at me.
	And all the other towns in the country will go, those fucking DC, LA, and New York, those elitist snob cities with no respect for the government and for order are booing me the day I kill the head of ISIS.
	You see, you can't please these lunatics.
	And that's what gets them votes.
	You know what gets Trump re-elected?
	Is Trump derangement syndrome.
	All right, let's wrap it up here.
	We've been chatting for quite a while.
	But before we go, let's do the mailbag.
	I haven't checked in on the mail in quite a bit, and you can read it for the first time together.
	Does that sound fun to you?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	All right.
	That one seems complicated.
	This guy, Jesse Roach, says, it's not a Venn moment.
	It's your VD.
	Hey, John, did you get your VD yet?
	Yeah, it was awful.
	No, thank you.
	I think Vin moment was good.
	It was hilarious.
	Crippled Bear.
	It's not a good time for people to put money on John and Max's commissary.
	If other inmates find that out, they have a lot of money.
	They'll become targets.
	They really only need a decent amount for the first month so they can buy television or radio pillow sneakers.
	After that, more than $100 a month is asking for trouble.
	I did time because I killed black transsexual prostitutes.
	No.
	Okay.
	I believe them.
	That's an interesting point, though.
	But we have also talked to people who say what you do is you just don't flaunt it.
	And when you get stuff, you hide it.
	Lorentz.
	I think this is coming from far away because there's a lot of umlots and stuff.
	I just watched Gavin McInnis is a fucking asshole, and I loved it.
	It was great.
	Your kids are going to love it when they're 18.
	I heard from Kenny Hotz that used to steal Goth's kids' notebooks when they refused to play the how-much game.
	If that is true, please elaborate.
	I've done the same.
	Myself and my friend Dryhee from laughter when we read those small notebooks, compounded of miseries of their bosses and drugged girlfriends.
	Sincerely, P.S., you should let Ryan go on sickly for a week, do a solo show a week.
	He, Ryan, does not sound well.
	Yeah, he was sick.
	We were both sick.
	Gavin McKinnis is a fucking asshole.
	It's a compilation of sketches I put out a long time ago that I stopped selling because I realized it was just really vain because it's just me, me, me, me, me.
	But they weren't goths.
	No, I would steal people's diaries when I found them.
	And I have about three or four at home.
	And they are a joy, including this one book I found of black and white photographs where this young girl, she's probably about 19, is writing about herself like she's some sort of, I don't know, relevant figure.
	And she talks about herself in the second person for the whole thing.
	And it's like, Mark was the first to befriend her.
	Veronica, the second.
	I love them still.
	And the silly smiles.
	And then it has a picture of like a bunch of teens.
	I have that somewhere.
	Maybe I'll bring those on the show and we can go through them.
	There's another one I found where this guy was like madly in love with this girl and he would talk about Batman all the time and how awesome Batman was.
	And then she dumped him.
	And you could see the next diary entries were just the date, the time, and some guy who owes him money.
	And then it was just the weather.
	It was like Thursday, October 31st, rainy, the end.
	Wow.
	Not much to say after that.
	Feeling pretty blue.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	Caleb, Judeo-Christian Ethics.
	Hello, help me out with a philosophical question I've been dealing with regarding ethics in our Western world.
	I smell anti-Semitism coming up around the corner.
	How can we justify to people of all beliefs and lack thereof the need to follow Judeo-Christian values upon which our Western society, best on earth, was founded and is also the basis for our common law?
	Thanks.
	How do we get people to embrace Christianity?
	I don't know.
	I just say to people, maybe embrace deism first and just respect that you're sitting on a miracle.
	You can't fathom it.
	Space goes on for infinity, right?
	Right.
	Okay.
	So you accept that there's things you can't fathom, right?
	Yes.
	Well, you can't fathom this.
	It's an incredible miracle.
	Just look at it.
	Now, how it was made, who, Jesus, Jewish people not believing in Jesus, this tribe in New Guinea who thinks that there's cargo planes.
	That's all people trying to grasp deism and coming up with their own versions of it.
	And it's kind of a weird coincidence that everyone in the world naturally found religion, isn't it?
	Every tribe, every group with no communication whatsoever.
	They all just recognize that something special is coming from above.
	So I would say baby steps, deism first.
	Muslim boxing.
	This is about Denmark, done by a radical journalist, and it covers Muslim boxing.
	Watch it.
	Talk about it.
	Don't use my full name.
	And that is Ryan Pepe-Le Pure Lemieux.
	He told you not to use his full name and you said it.
	Understanding Denmark's anti-immigration stance.
	I call, okay, I'll check that out on my own time, I guess.
	I call bullshit on this.
	I think what they do is they take terrible things refugees have done, they show people mad about it, and then they say, uh-oh, anti-Semitism is on the rise.
	It's the same thing they do with like transphobia.
	They come up with something crazy, like you have to suck off my weird penis underneath my dress.
	And when you go, no, that's gross, they go, see?
	I'm sorry, what's weird about that?
	As a woman in a dress, I think that's pretty cool.
	Free speech.
	This guy won't use his name at all.
	Totally anonymous.
	Why do guests for free speech need to be famous?
	Well known.
	You could get random people for cheaper.
	Yeah, I guess the mentality is when they tweet it out, then we get subscribers and it ends up paying for itself.
	But that might be diluting.
	I think anyone who's going to buy kind of knows what this is by now.
	And you're right.
	It should be just regular guests.
	But let's make it a sit-down where I'm the bartender and there's a guest there and we just sit and talk like the one I did with Ezra.
	That's what I think the future of free speech is.
	And I'll still get, I'll get like a boxer.
	I'll get like a janitor, stuff like that.
	That's the future, I think.
	And it's more in tune with how I think.
	We saw from those costumes that celebrities suck.
	I don't think they're interesting.
	I'm not saying Candace and Cornell are not interesting that I'm not.
	Mine is legitimately better than theirs.
	You're what?
	My costume.
	Better than whose?
	Than those celebs.
	No, it's terrible.
	You have Jordan 11s on.
	And you just bought a dress.
	In fact, you're doing everything that I criticize them for.
	You didn't even shave your facial hair.
	You're worse than a celebrity, which is pretty bad.
	It's from Eric.
	Can you do a segment where you review Ryan's credit card statement each month?
	It would be interesting to watch his debt grow or shrink and see how much he pays in interest and late fees.
	That's a great idea.
	Just do anything?
	We should definitely do that.
	This is from Dave.
	I was looking forward to this new Netflix doc, Echoes in the Canyon, about the music scene in 60s LA.
	I had a feeling it was going to be cringy, but I wasn't expecting my dick to fall off.
	The hosts, Jacob Dylan, Beck, and two other weird-ass chicks sit on a couch and whisper to each other about how awesome the 60s were, sounding like they just woke up from a 10-year coma and they were getting their bearings.
	Then they play the most castrating acoustic cover I've ever heard.
	I felt every cell in my body mutating from male to female.
	Then Dylan, who comes across as a fucking serial killer, I met him once, tours around and plays various covers which put the original songs to shame.
	You might want to check it out.
	Prepare for some nice emasculating cringe.
	Yeah, Jacob Dillon is a real...
	Where he was really, really facetious and sarcastic about how, oh yeah, yeah, no, America's never had immigrants before.
	Yeah, that's not how this entire country was made.
	That old chestnut.
	Is this it?
	We really are dealing with a masculinity recession right now.
	And it might come from all the single moms.
	It might come from all these union brainwashed teachers who tell our boys that they suck.
	It might come from like a fear of bullying and homophobia, and you don't want to hurt people, so you overdo it and make everyone into a fucking pussy.
	But right now, anything remotely masculine is bad.
	And I'm watching these men who are more feminine than women.
	Let's see them on the couch.
	They've stolen our suits.
	laughs
	Where people come to make a conscious mind, and this seems to be more coming in touch with the subconscious, which is on the way to psychedelia, probably.
	Just that in between.
	Well, I think we talk about expecting to fly, and maybe that's the end of it.
	You know?
	I'm not sure I would be the one to say why it's the end of it, but that's very different than everything else we listen to.
	And I wouldn't say more ambitious, but it seemed like something cracked open maybe right then.
	Everyone in LA is dumb.
	And to hear them pontificate is physically painful.
	I wasn't paying attention to what they were saying.
	I tuned out so quick after the word psychedelic.
	They look like women, don't they?
	Isn't that your mom's friends?
	Isn't that Michael Sarah's mom?
	Are they having menopausal hot flashes?
	This is a collective idea of these musicians and this creative force coming together to make something bigger, and then the era ends when it becomes more actual searching their own life.
	He sounds just like the Kevin.
	You get all these groups breaking up.
	When you have strong-minded people and they're having these visions of a new type of art and they start to compromise, it just doesn't last.
	What do you remember about Expecting to Fly?
	Because we recorded that for the record.
	What do you remember about recording that song?
	Actually, I wasn't a little session.
	I'm not watching that.
	No way.
	That's not even fun for a cringe factor.
	Okay, we're out of time.
	We'll get Tommy tomorrow.
	But I wanted to end with the deep throat.
	So do I. Hey, shit, I'm high as balls.
	I'm high as balls.
	Oh my God.
	Well, no, no.
	I'm Italian, my friend.
	This reminds me of a drunk woman.
	That's good.
	That's what we're supposed to do.
	Was she my special talent?
	That's a special talent that you can stick that all the way to the back of your neck.
	Don't act like you haven't done it before mom.
	Now, the question I have.
	That's hilarious, obviously.
	But why was that brought to my eyes?
	Like, who recorded that and who let it out?
	That's your daughter, lady.
	Like, if your daughter does something that slutty, you were trying to keep them off the pole.
	So, you don't show anyone that, you weirdo.
	Dad be like.
	When I said get in trouble, I don't mean get your young daughter in trouble.
	Boyfriend walks in like get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Don't tell me you sell the band to the ruler.
	I just went rap the ruler with the jeweler.
	I just went sell the paying like the bullet.
	I've been diving niggas straight out the shore.
	Like a logo chopper, I'm out of shooter.

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