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Oct. 25, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #18 | VIN DIESEL CRINGE

Before taking calls and laughing at Vin, we briefly revisit the myth of online radicalization and laugh at some mommy blogger who thinks "too sensitive" is a hate term that turns kids into mass shooters. We also check out a spooky house and wonder if Edward Snowden ultimately helped the country more than he hurt it.

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Live from New York,
it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. .
Hello folks, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
Oh, I just got a notification that GOML Live is starting now, according to freespeech.tv.
That's just generic music we had playing because this is not gonna last, this YouTube channel.
It's only a matter of tisime.
Right?
Well yeah, if we really believe that, why not just go play like Stairway to Heaven though?
I don't know.
Should we go out in a blaze of glory?
Hell yeah.
I already was kicked off, and they cited all these copyright violations, and then I noticed they were all Vans commercials that Vans had asked me to put up.
So I contacted Vans, or the company that was handling it, and they said, we didn't do that.
So I said to YouTube's legal team, they said they didn't do that.
And they said, no, we'll contact them, Vans said.
We'll contact them, and we'll fix it.
And they did.
I guess they did.
Censorship... Censoring a Trump supporter is not quite as important as keeping your clients happy.
Vans was bankrupt.
Did you know that?
I didn't.
Vans?
There's only one van at Vans and he does the promotion stuff and I think he just gets paid a salary.
But all the original owners... broke.
And then...
The hit song, I Got My Vans On, But They Look Like Sneakers, came out.
Oh, I can't even put that on.
I was looking for it.
Because African-American people of color determine youth culture, which I'm not saying is a bad thing, that became the thing.
I think that song single-handedly destroyed the whole sneaker pimp shit, although that's back now.
But there was a while when that song came out where all kids just wore Chucks and Vans eras.
And those are 40 bucks each.
Yeah, Sneaker Sneaker Reviews, that really did just blow up in the past, like, five years, I think.
Well, it was huge when I was in my twenties.
In fact, there was a band called Sneaker Pimps, and they were the guys that was their job.
I always thought that was so lame.
It is lame.
You're one of those people.
No.
Yes, you got waterproof Air Force Ones in the studio right now.
Yeah, I got those.
I got waterproof fans.
You watch those reviews?
Sometimes.
When I'm buying a pair of shoes, yeah, sure.
Okay, so you are part of that scene.
Well, no, I'm talking about the resellers and the people that collect every Air Jordan 1.
I only have one pair of Air Jordan 1s.
That's sacrilege if I was a real sneaker pimp.
I have the Jordan 11's Concord, Jordan 11's Space Jam, and then some other... I got the three... Because you're $12,000 in debt, you can't afford it.
If you won the lottery, this whole... your whole... this whole studio and your whole apartment and everywhere else would be wall-to-wall stupid shoes.
No, now I'm getting into LARPing as a white collar.
That's why I'm wearing this.
And these are my new shoes.
Why are you dressing like that?
at the cat who chewed your new shoes.
Why are you dressing like that?
I'm LARPing as white collar.
So you get on the train, you come to the studio.
Yeah.
People think you have a real job.
I, um...
I was doing the blue collar Stolen Valor for a while.
You gotta show your face when people are talking to you.
It's getting to be like that show where the guy lives, the next door neighbor is like this by the fence.
Oh, Wilson?
Yeah.
You're becoming Wilson.
Yes.
Yeah, no, I just felt that I was LARPing as a blue collar for too long because I hadn't had a blue collar job since maybe the greenhouse that I worked at.
So we'll take calls in an hour or so.
This will be free.
This will be also the audio podcast you can get on iTunes or everywhere else for now.
And then we'll go offline when we take calls and that'll be behind the paywall.
This show is out every day.
Monday to Thursday.
Milo does his show Fridays.
We also have free speech where we have a righty and a lefty sit together.
The most recent one was Candace Owens and Cornel West.
Very interesting.
It's funny how when I spoke to Ann Coulter and Gina Belafonte, after we were done, Ann goes, why didn't we talk about sex?
And, you know, Anne's got very traditional views on sex.
I mean, she thinks feminism has ruined it.
And then Gina's got a daughter who's 23, so she's right in the eye of the storm.
And I didn't ask them.
And I was punching the steering wheel for two days after that, going, you asshole, Kevin.
You asshole.
Shit!
And then I thought, oh, let's pick it up with Cornell and Candace.
They're probably sick of talking about Martin Luther King and slavery.
And I said, blah, blah, blah, we have these, you know, stalwarts in the discussion about slavery and racism, both black, one conservative, one... Let's talk about what we're really here for, sex!
And they both went... It wasn't gonna happen.
Luckily, we switched it to trans and everything went okay.
Yeah, I'm still reeling from Max and John's arrest, putting together a fundraiser for their appeal.
Their appeal has to be outside of Manhattan.
It's tricky, though, because you're dealing, obviously, with a very delicate situation.
And there's Max's parents, there's John's parents, there's John's mother, John's wife, and his three kids, his beautiful newborn daughter, Liberty.
And you think, I gotta get permission from all these people before I move forward.
You know what I mean?
It's one of those things where it's kind of all or nothing.
Like either I handle this and fire lawyers or hire lawyers or I just stand back and let you do it.
But at the end of the day, no one can refuse money.
So... Are we just throwing money at the problem though?
What if they get a retrial and the sentencing is worse?
That it's possible?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What if they get a retrial and it's 15 years this time?
I don't think anybody agrees with this decision here.
Well, even the prosecutor, Steinglass, wanted five years.
So that, I assume that's the worst case, five years.
Getting hate off the streets.
It's so funny too, reading all these articles about their arrest saying, far-right group who attacked counter-protesters.
You just gave away your bias there.
If you'd either say, uh, protesters and counter-protesters, or you'd say far-right group versus far-left group, but if you say far-right group and counter-protesters, we know where you stand.
You're not a journalist.
You're an activist.
When you say black-clad, like Colin Moynihan at the New York Times, when you say black-clad protesters, we know you're full of shit.
Black clad.
I'm black clad.
I'm a black clad TV host.
Black and yellow clad would be the Proud Boys.
Black and yellow, black and yellow.
Are we allowed to sing songs on YouTube without getting copyright strikes?
Well, you, like when you do the Jimi Hendrix All Along the Watchtower.
I obviously can't do All Along the Watchtower.
Yeah.
Because that, no computer would even know that that was a human.
You mimicked the waveform.
I mimicked the waveform.
If you were to take a picture of the waveform and put it next to All Along the Watchtower, it'd be indecipherable.
I know.
I've done it.
Watch this.
I'll just prove it.
I'll get a copyright strike right now.
You ready?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, we just got a notification.
Did we just get a notification?
We just did.
Spooky.
Oh, we just got a notification from YouTube.
Did we just get a notification?
We just did.
Spooky.
Oh, man.
Shit.
That was pretty fast.
and...
Spooky.
I'm working on it.
We're making our own, you realize, because that person who put up that YouTube video rewound it a bit.
Yeah.
So the original is probably spooky.
It doesn't do that.
But when you rewind it, it becomes spooky.
Spooky.
We get a little... at the end.
Kind of fun.
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By the way, a guy at my gym today, he rode his motorbike in and he got a flat.
So he was waiting for the guys to come tow it.
So he wasn't getting dressed in his gym gear.
And then they were taking so long, he thought, oh, I'll just put some wraps on and hit the speed bag.
And then they were taking so long, he goes, I might as well step into the gym.
And he's there in the ring in his jeans.
I go, dude, you can't do that.
And he goes, why the fuck not?
And I go, you look like an orphan.
You look like, you look like somebody who moved out of their house at 12 because he was in an abusive, his parents were abusive.
And then he got foster parents, but they were even worse.
So now he just lives on the street.
Sometimes he's allowed to sleep at the gym if he does some sweeping up and stuff.
He gets to use the shower and when he's not there he's out selling underwear and various little street hustles, street vendor stuff.
He cut his own hair.
He cuts his own hair.
He buys like a thing of pencils, like a big box of pencils, then he goes to these offices and sells them each for a dollar.
That's one hustle he's got.
He sells Gatorade to people in traffic jams.
He dresses like a greeter for Walmart just to get some human interaction.
Yeah.
He's a great guy, but you gotta watch when he's eating.
Don't go near him, because he's used to having to guard his food.
He's almost feral.
Agey feral.
He's a feral child.
Or who wears jeans?
It's such a weird thing to see.
Plus, you think of your sweating and your legs getting all wet.
That's why I hate the South.
I love Southerners, but having wet legs is not tolerable for me.
I'm against it.
I can't wear jeans to the gym.
You definitely can't wear a regular wife beater undershirt.
In public.
I'm kind of over jeans.
I remember this kid Dominic in Britain, this mod dude, he said, you're not allowed to wear blue denim between the ages of 20 and 50.
And I told him to go fuck himself.
But you know, the truth, lies run sprints and the truth runs marathons.
Oh, it's a thing?
Yeah.
I, you know what?
Look at that guy.
I've been out before and I bought a pair of shorts or just, I just didn't go to the gym, but I was like, man, it's right there.
Wanna go to the gym?
It's such a bad look.
Can't wear jeans.
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We've got a lot to discuss.
I had a great idea at the gym this morning.
You go to these rich suburbs outside of New York, like Scarsdale, and the women there are bored shitless.
That's why they're busybodies.
That's why they get involved in Trump and Hillary.
We're having a dinner at our house to talk about refugees and what we can do for the refugees.
They're never taking any refugees in.
The funniest prank you could do would be to bring a bunch of Mexican guys and say, you're not Mexican, you're Arabic, put them in weird clothing with Arabic writing or something, and then say, Muhammad here is looking for a place to stay, could he maybe stay at your house?
Could he stay here?
And watch them shit themselves?
Or even just show up with a clipboard and say, okay, I'm signing up people for refugee status, they could stay at your house for six months and then we'll shift them around, can I put you down on the list?
No, they'd have to physically be there.
Cause they probably would put their name down on the list and then say, oh wait, I can't.
Yeah.
Or make them think they're signing something completely different.
This is for the support of refugees.
And like, oh, of course I'll sign it.
And be like, great.
Okay.
So he'll be here on Thursday.
You just let him, he's staying at your house for six months.
Oh, he, who's he?
So anyway, this is what you do.
If you're a trainer, you go to these suburbs and you, your logo is a boxing glove that says resist.
And it says, want to let off steam in the age of Trump?
Come down and learn how to fight, or get in shape, lose weight.
Those things that women care about.
Because that's the only job, these rich women, is not to be fat.
The au pair does the driving and the loving.
The nanny does the cooking and cleaning and the loving.
The maid does all the cleaning.
So you've got nothing to do.
You drop off the kids.
You have brunch.
They go to Equinox, but they hate Equinox now because the guy who runs it funded Trump.
So they had a massive, I love that though.
They, they had a massive boycott of Equinox.
So guess who suffers trainers and, uh, the, uh, what's it called?
SoulCycle dudes.
SoulCycle dudes are mostly gays.
Uh, but some women, a couple of blacks and Hispanics trainers tend to be predominantly black and Hispanic.
So you punished gays, women, blacks, and Hispanics in the name of Trump.
Yes.
We threw John Kinsman in jail, took him away from his three black kids to stop hate.
Good work.
That's gonna turn out great for those three black kids.
I saw one comment in the New York Times article about them and they said, Antifa has to be there to stand in their way.
If they weren't there that night, those guys probably would have gone out and beat up a homeless man.
What the hell?
Like, I was talking to a cop about this.
He goes, imagine your brain seeing the world like that.
Thinking that there's Nazis everywhere who want to kill people and hurt trans people.
Oh, that brings me to my first story.
So we did a, I'll catch you up for you cheapskates who don't pay for this show.
We did a thing, we were talking about the myth of radicalization online.
And this assumption that people will listen to someone like Paul Joseph Watson, Ann Coulter, Candace Owens, any of these people, and it's not harmless.
No!
They'll listen to these people and they will become radicalized.
And what these radical people will do then is go and do a mass shooting or something.
So what we did was we went over the past 10 years.
I've lost my notes on this.
That's poopy.
We went through the past 10 years.
Ryan spelled white supremacy wrong, which was shocking.
Because I'm so unfamiliar with it.
Because you're not white.
You're not good enough to spell it.
I can spell white.
Yeah.
You have to be Supreme to be able to spell it.
I guess you're right.
I have a Supreme sticker.
So we went through the past 14, and... Where are my stats on that?
God damn it!
I think I tossed them in the garbage.
They're in the garbage?!
Okay, I can remember it.
So we went through them all.
I just put that there one second ago, geniars.
We went through them all and there was, I think, two white supremacist shootings.
There was the Pittsburgh Synagogue and there was the Dylann Roof thing.
There was one Antifa shooting that was in Ohio that was 10 dead, right?
Dayton, Ohio.
He was an Antifa guy.
The rest were radical Islam and mental illness.
Radical Islam was about four different, the one thing that wasn't a shooting was the truck attack on the West Side Highway.
That was eight dead.
So four shootings, I think about 85 people dead.
And then mental illness was about five shootings and about 130 people dead.
Six shootings 137.
137 with mental illness and I included things that like the FBI will take the Las Vegas shooting and make it he oh he was a nationalist and then they'll make it white supremacy.
No.
Or they'll also take uh they'll take something like Fort Hood and they'll call it workplace violence.
That was I think the first one we did because that was 10 years ago.
So yeah, go back to that.
I think that's an interesting little chart.
Three shootings, 42 dead with Nazis.
One shooting, 10 dead with Antifa.
Radicalism's got four shootings.
And then mental illness has six shootings.
And just under half, I mean twice as much as radicalism.
But here's the spooky thing.
Muslims are 1% of the population in America.
That's 3.6 million people.
Mentally ill?
Well, more than half of Americans have undergone some sort of mental health care.
So that's 170 million Americans.
So why is a group that constitutes 170 million competing with a group that constitutes 3.5 million?
This is a word the left has a lot of trouble with.
Disproportionate.
A disproportionate number of Muslims are responsible for mass killings.
That's what I did when I was in a rap battle with Proportionate.
I had to disproportionate.
Do you purposely not show your face when you have these terrible jokes?
Because you can.
How is it spooky?
No, the stats.
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It's insurance, dudes.
You know, if you don't need it, that's great.
Just carry it around.
Especially in the winter now that we have pockets.
You're not walking around in those stupid basketball shorts with a wife beater on.
God, I hate that look.
Guys, when you have big shorts and a small shirt, you look like a bell.
Stop it.
Your shirt has to be bigger than your shorts.
Or else you go like this.
This is you.
That's you with the tight shirt and big shorts.
But yeah, why not have it in your jacket?
You have a flashlight in your car.
You need this as a backup plan in case, God forbid, something severs your relationship with your big brain and your little brain.
And I've been there many times.
Actually, not since I was married, but I remember the rage I would feel if I couldn't get it up.
Because your penis is sort of like your brother.
And you trust your brother to have your back.
And it was sort of like getting beat up by guys, and then looking over at my brother, and he's just going, what?
I'm like, dude, help me, help me!
And actually, it's worse than that, because the line's cut off, so you can't even feel your dick.
It's just like, it's been severed.
There's zero communication whatsoever.
So it's more like you're getting beat up, and you look up at your brother, and he's just going, in a trance.
Bluetooth activates your brother.
Power Twins, super alert!
He comes over.
Do these people choose their icons for their review?
Probably not.
That's kind of a weird thought to think of your penis as your brother.
It's always an ancestral threesome you're having.
Yeah, yeah, that's weird.
Well, Sarah Silverman brought that up about sexy twins.
Like when they have, like in the Budweiser ad, it'll have two girls.
They don't really do this anymore.
Now that the War of Men is in full swing, but they used to have two sexy, hot, identical twins.
Yeah.
And twins.
Yeah.
Twins wearing a Budweiser bikini.
So you get to go to bed with those hot two twins.
That's twice the chick.
And then Sarah goes, yeah, I want to go to bed with two male twins.
I want to be nude with these two brothers and their dinks hanging out.
So it's two things.
It's insurance if nothing happens, but it's also great to enhance the normal time.
You get a more severe erection.
And when you're my age, 49, it's not exactly a coconut smasher.
Unless Monica Lewinsky was to walk in wearing high heel shoes.
She can't get a date to save her life.
She is hotter today than she's ever been.
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She's looking good!
You have a Latino lust for her?
Oh wow!
Yeah, doesn't she look fantastic?
Those bright eyes.
I like laugh lines.
Yeah, like her compared to Cassie Griffin.
Are they both Jewish?
Lewinsky?
Lewinsky's kind of Eastern European, I guess.
Whatever race that is, they age great.
What is Griffin?
Griffin is like the gargoyle dragon.
I think that must be Scotch-Irish.
Are you serious?
That's her when she's 20, no thanks.
Yeah, weird, huh?
She looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
Yeah.
She looks like an imbecile.
Now look at her.
Now look at her.
You know who aged?
A woman in control of her destiny.
Susan Sarandon aged very well.
So did Sigourney Weaver.
Yeah, I call them Benjamin Buttons babes.
Oh yeah, that's fun.
Kennedy.
Who's the other chick from Fox that saw me wiping my ass by accident?
She walked into the bathroom because the door didn't lock properly and I just had a severe accident.
She's dating Donald Trump Jr.
I'm drawing a blank here.
Let me see here.
How come you don't know?
Oh, Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Kimberly Guilfoyle.
She looks hotter now than she did when she was young.
Plus, you know, sexually, when you're with someone like that, they're going to have more moves.
You know what I mean?
They're going to have their own thing that they like to do.
Yeah.
And you go, Oh, okay.
Let me try to get my leg up there.
Whoa.
Ow, ow, I can't do that, I'm not gonna, okay.
So I'm with like an older MILF and it said she doesn't give hand jobs she gives hand careers.
It's so good.
That's quality.
Quality!
So yeah, that's all yesterday's stuff.
Yesterday's news.
So while we were doing all that stuff, talking about the radicalization online, we cut to a clip of this woman.
Let me see Susan Sarandon.
Old versus young.
Okay.
So I see young with a little kid there, very 70s.
She was super hot in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Remember?
Damn it, Janet.
Oh, she was Janet, sure.
Yeah.
Uh, I'm not sure this is a Benjamin Buttons babe, my friend.
She's an attractive older lady.
Yeah, she's attractive.
She was insane when she was young.
Sigourney Weaver.
Sigourney Weaver?
Are you a homo?
No, I don't like Sigourney.
She's one of the grossest chicks in the world, I'd say.
She's so masculine.
She's grody, but older, it's less bad.
And I was impressed.
I was like, good for you.
Less bad.
Yeah, whatever.
Less bad.
You're ruining this show.
I like when I just have hot chicks on and then people think of my show and they have a Pavlovian response.
They think of hot chicks.
You just brought up the skag from Ghostbusters.
Blech.
Skag.
Anyway, while we were talking about the myth of online radicalization, And how really the only problems with mass shootings and mass killings is radical Islam and mental illness to any great degree.
1.4 mass killings a year for the past 14 years.
10 years, sorry.
10 years.
There's been 14.
But this narrative that what's really going on here and this is why we have to fight Trump is people like me and this microphone.
This microphone is a machine gun and it's getting people killed because I spread hate.
And we talked about this woman on it who was, what the hell was her name?
Joanna Schroeder, this is 1-6.
And she, they go, Ms.
Schroeder is a, look at that, Ms.
Schroeder is a writer.
What the fuck?
What is that?
Yeah, I figured.
She wrote the article, didn't she?
So it says racists are recruiting.
Watch your white son.
So this was on CNN and she sat down there and she said that there's all these secret messages that white supremacists are putting into games in order to recruit your kids and make them into mass shooters.
An easily debunked set of myths.
But it's amazing who she is.
So I'm reading it going, who is this bitch?
So go to 1-7.
There's a thing called Babble, and it's like Medium, right, for moms, which is just anyone can write there.
So this writer is really just someone who writes in her diary online.
That's what Babble is.
It's Babble.
And you look at her articles.
What do we got here?
I had no idea postpartum shingles.
Okay, an intro to this guide.
Five things kids should know with food allergies.
Okay, keep going.
Like, just garbage, right?
Six ways we accidentally teach our kids rape culture.
What?
Nice authority.
Mom wins petition to end school sexist uniforms because yes, girls wear pants too.
Wow.
You better not wear pants.
You!
Every time I see a woman wearing pants on the screen, I just go, you!
Oh wait, I didn't finish my resist thing.
Alright, we gotta stop.
Stop the show.
So it says resist, get revenge in the age of Trump, right?
The boxing gloves?
Yeah.
And then they go into my gym.
I can't be there, so I'll tell them, I'll tell the trainers the hours I'm not there.
And what you do is, you take them into the, we have this separate training room, you take them into that room for most of the time.
And you just do stupid exercises, whatever.
Push-ups, planks, high knees girls, high knees.
And they just get a normal workout that they get anywhere else, right?
That's really basic.
But they have their boxing gloves in their bag and they walk through the gym and there's black guys there and it's kind of smelly.
And they're like, I'm standing up against Trump.
I'm learning how to fight.
In the age of Trump.
So 90% of it is just high-knees garbage, right?
In some silly room, throwing a medicine ball back and forth.
But then at the end of the class, you take them over to the heavy bags.
And you wrap, give them their wraps.
Oh, I've got my wraps on.
And then their gloves, which are brand new.
You tape them up.
You get all real sort of boxing about it.
And then you just have them hit the heavy bags for like fucking two minutes.
Right.
And you kiss their ass.
You go, whoa, Donna, that is some power.
She goes, I'm just, I hate Trump.
Maybe you put Trump.
Oh my God.
You could print out pictures of Trump and put them on the bag and they get to punch it.
And then, all right ladies, wrap it up.
You take the Trump pictures, throw them in the garbage, whatever.
And you charge them each, not a lot, like 20 bucks for an hour sesh.
You could probably condense it to 40 minutes.
You get 10 chicks, that's 20 bucks for 40 minutes work.
I mean, 200 bucks for 40 minutes work.
Oh, that is clean, but I thought there was a prank at the end of this.
No.
I don't know.
I want the guy to make money.
I don't give a shit about these bitches.
It was like so empowering.
They probably bring their own trumpet.
Can I put this on?
We have them here.
They're made of vinyl so you don't shred them.
Yeah.
You can just see their boxing gloves too, like lying in the front room.
Oh, whoops.
I got to put these away.
I just want to go boxing.
They leave them there.
Kind of a badass.
And then the husband, too, would brag.
Yeah, she's a feisty one.
If she's not at the boxing gym... You know who is like that a lot?
Who?
Anthony Bourdain.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Met him a couple times because I had a field show.
God, it was so irritating.
He goes, actually, my wife is a triple black belt taekwondo, so she could probably beat the shit out of both of you with her hands tied behind her back.
Yeah.
So if I don't wash the dishes, whoops.
She's not your average wife.
Like, uh, she could murder Conor McGregor with her baby toe.
So, I mean, it wasn't that annoying, but it was that kind of stuff.
And I was just like, stop talking.
That's, that's as gay as talking about your wife's tits or something.
Like we had this thing, Saul, back in vice days.
And we were all talking about chicks at lunch, which is a healthy endeavor for men.
Right?
And, uh, we're like, yeah, I like, I'm not a, like, nipples, and the, oh, you're a tit man, ass man, oh, cankles aren't a deal breaker, thinning hair is, all that normal stuff.
And then we're talking about asses, and the types of asses there are, and two little buddies hanging out is the ideal.
And then she, and then Saul goes, oh, my, well, my wife's half Brazilian, so, uh, she's got, like, like, a normal body, but then this big fat ass, it's fucking perfect.
And we all went, Dude, you don't bring your wife into a conversation about chicks.
Now we're all violating her.
Yeah.
Why don't you show us nudes of her, too?
Why don't you show us a video of you guys horsing around?
What you can do is talk about exes, though.
Be like... Of course!
Exes are off the table!
Yeah, on the table.
On the table?
Yeah, on the beds.
What's next, your daughter's great legs?
That's a great man.
So my daughter's going to be half Brazilian, which means her ass is going to be awesome too.
And I assume my granddaughter will also have a perfect ass.
I can just see it now coming out of her womb.
Just a family of great buns.
When my granddaughter was born, I could tell she had a perfect ass from the day she was born.
You could just tell.
That's our leg assy.
I remember one time, Terry Richardson, when he was shooting for us in Vice Days, I said, let's do a photo shoot of sexy babies.
So you have babies, like newborns, with fishnets on, and we'll make little high-heeled shoes and tons of lipstick, and then long wigs.
And I go, it's like, obviously that's depraved if it's like a four year old or a five year old nop, right?
But it's a baby.
So it's so absurd that it's, and his assistant, Seth Goldfarb, who's still a friend of mine, was getting really pissed off.
It wasn't a great idea.
Sometimes not everything, we're spitballing.
Not every idea is a great idea.
Yeah.
And I go, it's funny because it, it can't be linked to pedophilia because no one fucks babies.
And he just goes, he bangs his hand on the table and he goes, people fuck babies!
Stop it!
Dogs don't have knives.
It was exactly like dogs don't have knives.
Holy shit, was he mad.
That's crazy, man.
I was like, consider that idea dropped, Goldfarb.
That'd be very lucrative, though, because baby shoes and clothes are so cheap.
They do have high heel shoes for babies.
No.
Yes, they're hilarious.
It's a little shoe, and then the high heel is like a little, like you can flick it.
Oh, it's not strong.
No.
Okay.
It's like a little rubber heel.
And no one wants children sexualized, obviously, that's a huge problem.
That looks ridiculous.
But it looks so ridiculous.
That's hilarious.
That's not sexual, right?
No.
I mean, usually on this show, we vehemently criticize anyone remotely sexualizing children, but this is just ridiculous.
It's a parody.
That's funny.
Anyway, so let's get back to Joanna Schroeder, who's just an SJW mom who babbles on Babbel, but the New York Times goes, oh, Nazis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
You can write an article for us.
Come on in, mom.
And then CNN has her on.
Remember in the video we showed yesterday, she's talking about words that white supremacists sneak into your children's brain via video games.
What?
And the words included triggered, snowflake, Again, these lefties don't seem to understand that just because a Nazi does do it, and Nazis do do this.
I just said do do.
Yes you did.
Nazis do do this.
But so does everyone who hates liberals and politically correct culture.
Hitler used toilet paper.
If you use toilet paper, you're not Hitler.
But one of the terms that she listed as, there she is, one of the terms she listed as dangerous and used to brainwash her children is, you ready, for the most crippling avalanche of irony you've ever experienced?
Too sensitive.
Of course.
Too sensitive.
This woman is being too sensitive in a discussion wherein she brings an example of a Nazi insult That's the words, too sensitive.
This is like when I was in China and local police in Beijing beat a journalist to death for writing an article about police brutality.
Like the myopic total inability to see yourself.
The lack of self-awareness is gobsmacking.
If someone says you're too sensitive, they're a Nazi.
That's actually, it's sort of like when you have a couple and she's like that, what's his name, Gorgeous?
Gigi Gorgeous is in a relationship with a lesbian because she's a lesbian but she's a he who has a penis and the guy that she's dating has a vagina so they're just a heterosexual couple having sex.
At the end of the day, they've gone so crazy that they're normal.
But they can't have a kid, so the one with the penis went to a gynecologist to check what's going on with her ovaries.
And the woman, the gynecologist, was very rude to her and made her feel not like a woman at all.
No, I'm not fucking kidding.
And secondly, Gigi Gorgeous, if you're watching, use the penis thing that you didn't cut off, put it into your husband's vagina, and it'll work.
Unfortunately, you won't be the one getting the baby bump.
He will be.
Do you think that lesbian blows her?
Maybe.
Do you think the lesbian blows Gigi Gorgeous?
I think so.
Because it's so efficient.
Why not?
I mean, sexually, they must do this.
Right?
Yeah.
It's just too efficient.
Well, hold on a second.
That's like, I'm a donut.
You're a cop.
What should we do?
If Gigi starts playing with the nipple or butt area of her trans guy, would the guy be like, Hey, is he masculine?
Like, that's kind of gay.
Hey, that's gay.
That would be hilarious.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a queer.
You think I am a fag?
Don't fucking touch me there.
Isn't that weird?
And then Gigi doesn't consider himself a gay.
No.
He's a lesbian.
He's a lesbian.
So he wouldn't say that's offensive.
He'd just be like, no, I don't think you're gay, dude.
Some people would be offended by that word because it pertains to them.
I think that could be the only sex I would watch where it wouldn't be sexual to me.
I'd just be going...
Oh, jeez.
Okay, I get that.
Oh, I see what's going on.
YouTube, don't kill this channel.
We haven't passed any judgment, you'll notice.
Yes.
We're just confused.
And I think that's relatively normal.
He's a freak!
No.
Tony, it's not a very difficult situation.
So, sorry.
Go back to this article.
100%, no that's her, but the article she wrote was on the New York Times.
100% of this article is about white supremacy.
Zero mention of radical Islam.
Zero mention of mental illness.
Zero mention of Antifa.
And here's the question I always ask with these kind of things.
Heather Heyer.
Catastrophe.
Horrific disaster.
Always mentioned in these articles.
What about the victims of the West Side Highway?
Why did they not make it?
That man was radicalized.
But of course, it's not just that we want to prevent our sons from becoming perpetrators of mass shootings.
I gotta be honest, when I did that video yesterday, I thought, is this a stretch that I'm saying that red pill pundits like myself lead to mass shootings, that that's the accusation?
But it is the accusation, Matt.
It is the accusation.
I just said it.
But of course, it's not just that we want to prevent our sons from becoming perpetrators of mass shootings.
Go back to that chart, Ryan.
Mass shooters are basically two main groups.
Radical Islamists, 84 dead.
And mentally ill people, 137 dead.
When I listed these people as mentally ill, I did not include them if they had a political agenda.
For example, up at the top there, white supremacy, Dylan Roof.
Let's cut the shit.
This guy is not an activist in the alt-right community.
He does not have books that he's written about his views.
I don't think he's written anything besides that insane manifesto.
So I was inclined to put him in mentally ill, but I didn't because he listed a political agenda and Terrorism is when someone does violence to for political gains, so I put him up in white supremacy three shootings in ten years Radical Islam four shootings, but twice the death toll So if this woman really cared about mass killings, she would have mentioned all four of these groups.
But no.
It's all about people who are too sensitive.
Yeah, we want to raise them to be the kind of men who would never march with the neo-Nazis who chanted, Jews will not replace us in Charlottesville, before one of them killed counter-protester Heather Heyer.
Beyond that, we want to keep them from becoming supporters of the racism, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, and gender or sexuality-based hatred that is on the rise.
That's just a fact, it's on the rise.
You know what's on the rise is people questioning trans tyranny.
And that includes this guy in Texas who had his children taken away because he refused to call his son a girl.
Oh, by the way, I read an interesting thing by Matt Walsh where he said this boy, when he was asked what his trans name is, he said Starfire because he got it from, I think, Teen Titans.
I think there's a character on Teen Titans called Starfire who's female.
And the mother goes, I think Luna.
Luna's your name.
Yeah, that was fast, Ryan.
I'm impressed.
Yeah.
So the mother made the name Luna.
And Matt Walsh goes, that's huge.
That is fucking huge.
Because she doesn't think her son is mature enough to choose his own name.
Whoa.
Because if you're a kid and you're asked what your name is, Superman, you're going to say Pirate Poop Butt, I think was the example he put in.
No way, really?
My son, my youngest boy, has an Indian middle name and I go, what's your middle name?
And he goes, my full name is Johnny Eats Worms Innes.
Pirate poop butt.
Yeah, so he changes it.
She makes it Luna because he's not old enough to make his own decisions.
But he is old enough to get hormone treatment, hormone therapy, estrogen.
And that will make him Uh, infertile, I believe.
Can he pick what he- You know what, you understand what these hormones do.
They prevent puberty, so you don't go grow pubes.
Yeah.
And it stunts your growth, too.
There's all kinds of serious permanent effects.
Hormonal imbalances are the things that make people shoot things up and kill themselves and- Isn't that what PMS is?
You're having a hor- or it's definitely what menopause is.
You're having a hormone fluctuation.
Yeah, hormones determine a lot of behavior.
So that's dangies.
Dangies.
And also, They probably aren't picking what they eat for dinner.
I'll have candy and cereal.
If any of my kids wanted to be a different gender, I'd say, cool, gotcha.
Let's wait till we're 18, try being gay, see what fits.
We're not going to do anything drastic.
You can't have a tattoo till you're 18.
You can't permanently alter your sexuality when you're fucking seven.
How old was I, kid?
Seven.
Seven.
Jesus Christ.
That really is a lioness.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
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You're really good at that, man.
It sounds like he's falling out of a plane.
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He's a fat tub.
And he's clearly drunk on wine.
So you must have had like ten bottles.
I'm normal sized and I can handle a bottle of wine zero problem.
Action, Orson.
He looks drunk.
He's making me feel drunk.
Action, Orson, please.
Did I just do anything?
No, sorry, cut.
Y'all rolling?
102, take two.
Ah, the French Champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence.
There is a California Champagne by Paul Masson, inspired by that same French excellence.
It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French Champagne, it's vintage dated.
Wait, he's drunk on Champagne.
Yeah.
Was he belching up a thunderstorm?
He might have pre-gamed.
He might have been drinking his own stash.
Maybe he's just got a bottle of scotch.
That's not a champagne drink.
No, no it's not.
It would take two bottles of champagne.
If you had two bottles of champagne, you'd be burping people bald.
It would be like a Maxell tape ad.
Maybe her hair was in her face when they started that commercial.
That guy's tie would just be... Yeah, he was goth.
He had his fangs in his eyes, and then Orson Welles was just like... I apologize.
I've had too much Paul Masson.
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Man.
He was drunk, huh?
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You know we got tattoos legal in like 2005 or something?
What?
Yeah.
No way.
Yes, it was illegal to- when I moved here in the 90s, it was illegal to get a tattoo.
That's wild.
I had to- all my tattoos went- were from way out, like, near Fire Island.
That sounded gay.
There were temporary tattoos.
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Joe- Joe Biggs just texted me, he says he wears jeans to the gym.
What do we do?
Just text Pex or it didn't happen.
Pex or it didn't happen.
Well, he's watching.
I don't know if I have to text that.
Well, you know, he can get away with it.
I mean, are you going to walk up to him?
No, Joe Biggs cannot.
In fact, Joe Biggs is a war hero.
So when he wears jeans to the gym, he's not just shaming himself, he's shaming the country and the founding fathers.
He's going to kick your ass.
He's shaming the flag.
I get a lot of hubris when I'm several thousand miles away from Joe.
Absolutely.
Joe car accident bigs.
He's gonna beat you up with jeans on.
No, jeans are good for beating up.
The only thing better than beating up someone with jeans on is with a cigarette in your mouth.
That's pretty fun.
Of course, I have to watch all talk like that now that people are getting thrown in prison for four years at a time.
Somebody fights with a cigarette in their mouth.
After listening to me.
They're like, yeah.
How about the judge saying, I'm sick of people like Gavin jumping up and down on a podium and then having their soldiers do their dirty work.
Referring to my speech that he hadn't heard.
Yeah.
They really don't get what the hell anything is.
I'm sick of that speech I haven't heard leading to all this death and destruction.
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Oh, we're at 48 minutes, do we?
We're not gonna cut everyone off yet.
We don't sign off, okay.
We sign off at three, and then we take calls for the subscribers.
Okay, cool.
But some news items.
Everyone is talking about McCamey Manor.
By the way, Ryan knows nothing.
I don't.
So he's like, every time I show him something that's huge, Detective Shitty goes, how'd you find out about this?
I don't know.
It's trending on Twitter.
It's trending on the New York Post homepage, CNN's homepage.
You know, it's, it's what's happening right now.
Look at the plausible proceed with confidence.
When I told him he spelled white supremacy wrong yesterday, it took him 13 hours to get to it.
I didn't see that email.
I didn't see the email.
Oh, this is one that we just got.
Dude, if you drew this, if you're watching the show, I want you to know you suck at drawing.
That is terrible.
So mean.
You're not good.
I appreciate him.
You're a terrible artist.
You suck.
You don't suck as a person.
Don't kill yourself.
But as an artist, you're not good at your job.
That is terrible.
You've got a long ways to go.
You shouldn't show that to people.
His name is Tunnel Clay.
Okay, Tunnel, get back to work.
You need to practice a lot more.
You know what I would suggest you do, Tunnel?
Invest in a light board.
Okay?
Here's a tip for all you talentless artists out there.
Invest in a light board.
They're nothing, right?
And it's a big square box with lights in it.
Now take a comic that you like.
Maybe an artist, Peter Bagg, Dan Clowes, someone a little more subtle.
And put that down.
Comics are great to learn to draw with because it's nine pictures per page.
So you may have to photocopy and print it out because if you put a comic book page on a light table, it shines through the back and you get too many images.
But if you print it out, you're obviously just gonna have one side piece of paper.
So put that down on the light board.
Now put a blank piece of paper on top of the light board.
I guess you could skip the whole thing with tracing paper.
Perhaps, yeah.
Tape, tape, tape, tape.
Then get a nice marker like this.
this.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Just try turning the lights off.
Now, I know you'll all say that's obvious, but honestly, for me, I spent days with it.
He said he's so amazed at the camera.
And then just trace the, yeah, look up the comic Hicksville.
Hicksville?
Yeah.
Then you just, you sit there and you have the face there, trace the nose, the mouth, eye, eye, ear, ear, right?
You're doing that.
You're training, tracing the shirt, the tie, right?
Put on a podcast while you're doing it, right?
Yeah.
As you sit and trace this...
That's cool.
You will start developing a pictorial vocabulary and it'll go into your subconscious and the next thing you know when you go to draw a dog or you go to draw a plaid shirt or a lighthouse or clouds your brain will remember that you copied this from Dylan Horrocks.
And now you have a vocabulary, and now you can start doing your own thing.
But, you know, the Beatles started copying bands, the Rolling Stones started copying bands, and then they started writing their own songs.
So just copy till you get good.
The artist that just showed that picture, you could tell, was putting the cart before the horse.
And he hadn't paid his dues, and that's why that...
He's probably watching.
The image sucks so much.
And by the way, people at home that were mad at me for criticizing that guy with cerebral palsy and getting mad at me for getting mad at Ryan for defending himself.
It's called tough love, guys.
That guy was a cripple who was obsessed with all his incredible accomplishments and it was under the auspices of showing people that you can do it and I should be an inspiration to you.
That's...
Megalomania.
And it's crippling.
So what I was trying to do was show that guy that he's not his disability.
Just go do your thing.
You know hockey?
Write about hockey.
We'll talk about the fact that you're in a wheelchair some other time.
But don't become wheelchair guy.
That's basically identity politics.
And that's fucking lame.
Why are you gay?
I'm not gay.
Someone told me that entire interview is heaven.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't get to see the whole thing.
It's sort of like Terrence, what's his name with that?
Yeah, we need to finish that.
We watch the whole thing because it keeps getting better and better and better.
The thing I love about people like that is you go to them, well, why are we being denied this information?
Like they say, there's machines that can just harbor the energy of the universe just from the air, but the oil companies and Con Ed won't let us use them because they'll go bankrupt.
That's retarded, but I get your point.
At least it's logical.
But when you say to flat earthers, why are we being prevented from knowing that the earth is flat?
And they go, well, we don't, they don't want us traveling and discovering.
And I go, we just travel and discover the living shit out of this country.
It's everywhere.
Well, they don't want us moving around.
Yes, they do.
They want our population down, don't they?
Oh yeah, that reminds me, by the way.
The other thing that woman was talking about was white genocide.
Joanna Schroeder.
White genocide is a thing that white supremacists are really mad at.
White supremacists represent a minute sliver of the political spectrum.
You and I will probably never see one in our entire life.
A bonafide anti-Semite who wants blacks to go back to Africa?
They exist!
You won't bump into them.
They are as common and prevalent as albino skateboarders.
Not a thing.
Those guys are concerned that whites will be a minority in like 30 years.
I've never met anyone that has brought this up or thinks it's an issue.
Yet they're so sure that it's a thing that they say to me, I married an American Indian and made three American Indian kids.
I'm clearly not concerned about the distribution of my race.
I'm clearly not concerned about race mixing.
Yet in that Netflix video, the guy who plays me, Slash Alex Jones brainwashes an incel who goes and kills a mixed-race couple.
What?
And when that giraffe-neck professor, the guy who was on Tucker, who is fired for saying he likes killing cops, he doxed my phone number and he said, tell Gavin McInnes that white, that you love white genocide.
So I got 50,000 messages, texts.
It drained my phone battery.
I had to turn my phone off because if I turn it on, it's just going boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
And besides the obvious death threats and everything else, it was like, I love white genocide.
Okay.
No one asked us if that's a thing, us conservatives.
As new rights, as normal socially liberal libertarians for closed borders.
No one asked us that.
It's like fake tits.
White genocide is the fake tits of the left.
No one asked us if we want fake tits.
We don't want fake tits.
We're not concerned with white genocide.
It's not a thing.
It doesn't come up.
And again, as Jim Goetz said on Tuesday's show, if white supremacy and anti-Semitism were so prevalent, then why is it if you were to bring up such abhorrent thoughts at, say, a dinner party, everyone at the dinner party would leave and be mortified?
Why is it if you will lose sponsors at NASCAR if your dad used the N-word 30 years ago?
Clearly it's not a mainstream thing.
Clearly it's not accepted in our society.
And I'm not pushing for it to be accepted, obviously.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Last story before we go.
McKamey Manor.
So this is this crazy place.
It's been it's done by a theater major.
I don't know graduate.
He's an old dude and he takes you through a haunted house.
No one's ever finished it.
The price to get in is dog food.
There's a waiting list of 27,000 people.
This is one of the weirdest stories in the country.
Enter the haunted house that seems like it could actually make a ghost out of its visitors.
McKamey Manor is the extreme haunt that is so extreme that potential visitors must apply to enter, sign a 40-page waiver, create a safe word... Mine would be boogaloo.
What's yours?
Mine would be...
Just in case I make that noise.
My safe word would be, I'm not scared, I want to continue.
Do not stop.
My safe word would be, is that all you got, pussy?
More intense.
No, no, no, that's my safe word!
Is that all you got, pussy?
No, no, no, stop!
This is lame.
This is lame.
Weakest haunted house ever is my safety word.
You think that's scary is my safety?
Anyway.
All it costs to get in is some dog food, okay?
And anyone who makes it all the way through the entire eight-hour atrocity exhibition gets $20,000.
But to date, nobody's made it all the way through.
Can we not get some green berets?
Terry Shepard must be able to survive a spooky house.
What's that guy saying?
He assured me that everything's gonna be okay.
He's gonna try to Yeah, you look nervous.
You're kind of moist.
What the fuck is on his face?
Glitter?
I think a lot of pussies are attracted to this because they're masochists.
And they want to be hurt.
It's like BDSM basically.
Sort of.
But then they can't take it because there's tons of women going to this.
Young, small, frail women.
So what he does is, it looks like it's more just a torture chamber.
It's not like a bunch of people go boo and you have to make it to the end without running away.
They bury you in mud.
They temporarily drown you.
They blindfold you.
Temporarily drown.
Yeah, it makes it sound okay.
And people have tried to sue him.
People have called the cops on him.
Wow.
But he has a 40-page wager, and he videotapes everything.
So, I don't understand what's in it for this guy.
Dog food?
Man, you sure love dog food.
I'll get you some dog food.
He likes torturing them.
How much is it?
Eight bucks?
I got that on me.
That's the ending, yeah.
Oh my god, someone has a phone off the hook?
I can't sleep.
I think they feed you barf at one point.
No.
Yeah.
They put barf in your mouth, they drown you like waterboard torture, and they also bury you alive and pour mud all over your face.
This is the guy at the beginning explaining it all.
A typical haunted house delivers its thrills and chills blah blah blah.
Confine you with spiders and cockroaches and do a rather convincing impression of trying to drown you.
According to The Guardian, some past guests have called the authorities to complain about the treatment, but owner Russ McCamey...
Uh, tapes every scare, and the footage is never quite matched up with anyone's accusations.
I wonder, what's his endgame here?
Is he gonna use the footage for some sort of horror movie or something?
So here he is, filming himself, introducing it, with some sort of bizarre back brace personal handycam, instead of like a selfie stick.
What is he doing?
I guess he uses that in the haunted house.
Turn it up.
What is it called?
It's called Mind Over Manor.
Depending upon when you're watching this, it may or may not be.
Those dogs, I speak dog, and those dogs are saying, stop your fucking chatter and get us more food, bitch.
And it's a short movie for you folks with, you know, short attention spans, right?
Which I understand.
And then there's another movie called, which is released right now.
It's two hours.
It's called Pro Haunter.
Now that's a three hour.
It's a two hour video that he makes you watch before you go.
And it's a 30 minute movie.
Really?
I don't get it.
Pay you 20,000 to eat a bunch of barf and have mud poured on your face.
So jump, just jump in the middle of it and you can see the kind of stuff they have to do.
They're all, they all seem like pussies too.
I'm not saying that I could easily glide through this.
I just assume for if it's 20 grand, everyone entering would be a war vet.
Right.
Bikini Manor kicked my ass and I quit.
Like her!
Why did she decide she could go up against something no one's ever finished?
Because it's too painful and intense.
See look, the baby bib.
Does that imply masochism?
Hi, I'm Jeffrey Questenberry.
I came all the way from Grand Rapids, Michigan.
I traveled through Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Georgia, and Tennessee.
I don't care.
Just to come here.
And get laughed at?
To tell Russ at the honor.
Ate my lunch, took my milk honey, kicked my butt.
I quit.
You don't want to do this.
I quit right away.
Okay, we're in.
Alright, that's enough.
Alright, let's turn on the phones, switch off the free.
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