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GOML LIVE #18 - VIN DIESEL CRINGE

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
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	Hello, folks.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	Oh, I just got a notification that GOML Live is starting now, according to free speech.tv.
	That's just generic music we had playing because this is not going to last, this YouTube channel.
	It's only a matter of time.
	Right?
	Well, yeah, if we really believe that, why not just go play like Stairway to Heaven, though?
	I don't know.
	Should we go into Blaze of Glory?
	Hell yeah.
	I already was kicked off, and they cited all these copyright violations, and then I noticed they were all Vans commercials that Vance had asked me to put up.
	So I contacted Vans, or the company that was handling it, and they said, we didn't do that.
	So I said to YouTube's legal team, you said they said they didn't do that.
	And they said, no, we'll contact them, Vans said.
	We'll contact them and we'll fix it.
	And they did.
	I guess censoring a Trump supporter is not quite as important as keeping your clients happy.
	Vans was bankrupt.
	Did you know that?
	I didn't.
	Vans, there's only one van at Vans, and he does the promotion stuff, and I think he just gets paid a salary.
	But all the original owners broke.
	And then the hit song, I got my vans on, but they look like sneakers, came out.
	Oh, I can't even put that on.
	I was looking for it.
	Because African American people of color determine youth culture, which I'm not saying is a bad thing.
	That became the thing.
	I think that song single-handedly destroyed the whole sneaker pimp shit.
	Although that's back now.
	But there was a while when that song came out where all kids just wore Chucks and Vans eras.
	And those are 40 bucks each.
	Yeah, sneaker, sneaker reviews, that really did just blow up in the past like five years, I think.
	Well, it was huge when I was in my 20s.
	In fact, there was a band called Sneaker Pimps.
	And they were the guys that was their job.
	I always thought that was so lame.
	It is lame.
	You're one of those people.
	No.
	Yes, you got waterproof Air Force Ones in the studio right now.
	Yeah, I got those.
	I got waterproof fans.
	You watch those reviews.
	Sometimes.
	When I'm buying a pair of shoes, yeah, sure.
	Okay, so you are part of that scene.
	Well, no, I'm talking about the resellers and the people that collect every Air Jordan 1.
	I only have one pair of Air Jordan 1s.
	sacrilege if I was a real sneaker pimp.
	I have the Jordan 11's Concord, Jordan 11's Space Jam, and then some other Since you're $12,000 in debt, you can't afford it.
	If you won the lottery, this whole studio and your whole apartment and everywhere else would be wall-to-wall, stupid shoes.
	No, now I'm getting into LARPing as a white-collar.
	That's why I'm wearing this.
	And these are my new shoes.
	Pardon me, Roy.
	Is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
	Why are you dressing like that?
	I'm LARPing as white-collar.
	So you get on the train, you come to the studio.
	People think you have a real job.
	I was doing the blue-collar Stolen Valor for a while because I have.
	You got to show your face when people are talking to you.
	It's getting to be like that show where the guy lives the next door neighbors like you.
	You're becoming Wilson.
	Yes.
	Yeah, no, I just felt that I was LARPing as a blue-collar for too long because I hadn't had a blue-collar job since maybe the greenhouse that I worked at.
	So we'll take calls in an hour or so.
	This will be free.
	This will be also the audio podcast you can get on iTunes or everywhere else for now.
	And then we'll go offline when we take calls, and that'll be behind the paywall.
	This show is out every day, Monday to Thursday.
	Milo does this show Fridays.
	We also have free speech where we have a righty and lefty sit together.
	The most recent one was Candace Owens and Cornell West.
	Very interesting.
	It's funny how when I spoke to Ann Coulter and Gina Belafonte, after we were done, Ann goes, why didn't we talk about sex?
	And, you know, Ann's got very traditional views on sex.
	I mean, she thinks feminism has ruined it.
	And then Gina's got a daughter who's 23, so she's right in the eye of the storm.
	And I didn't ask them.
	And I was punching the steering wheel for two days after that going, you asshole, Kevin, you asshole.
	Shit.
	And then I thought, oh, let's bring it up with Cornell and Candace.
	They're probably sick of talking about Martin Luther King and slavery.
	And I said, blah, blah, blah.
	We have these stalwarts in the discussion about slavery and racism, both black, one conservative, one.
	Let's talk about what we're really here for, sex.
	And they both went.
	It wasn't going to happen.
	Luckily, we switched it to trans and everything went okay.
	Yeah, I'm still reeling from Max and John's arrest, putting together a fundraiser for their appeal.
	Their appeal has to be outside of Manhattan.
	It's tricky, though, because you're dealing, obviously, with a very delicate situation.
	And there's Max's parents.
	There's John's parents.
	There's John's mother.
	I have John's wife and his three kids, his beautiful newborn daughter, Liberty.
	And you think, I got to get permission from all these people before I move forward.
	You know what I mean?
	It's one of those things where it's kind of all or nothing.
	Like either I handle this and fire lawyers or hire lawyers, or I just stand back and let you do it.
	But at the end of the day, no one can refuse money.
	So are we just throwing money at the problem, though?
	What if they get a retrial and the sentencing is worse?
	That is possible?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	What if they get a retrial and it's 15 years this time?
	I don't think anybody agrees with this decision here.
	Well, even the prosecutor Steinglass wanted five years.
	So I assume that's the worst case, five years.
	Getting hate off the streets.
	It's so funny, too, reading all these articles about their arrests saying far-right group who attacked counter-protesters.
	You just gave away your bias there.
	You'd either say protesters and counter-protesters, or you'd say far-right group versus far-left group.
	But if you say far-right group and counter-protesters, we know where you stand.
	You're not a journalist.
	You're an activist.
	When you say black-clad like Colin Moynihan at the New York Times, when you say black-clad protesters, we know you're full of shit.
	Black clad.
	Oh, they have.
	I'm black clad.
	I'm a black-clad TV host.
	Yeah.
	Black and yellow clad would be the Proud Boys.
	Yeah.
	Black and yellow, black and yellow.
	Are we allowed to sing songs on YouTube without getting copyright strikes?
	Well, you, like when you do the Jimi Hendrix All Along the Watchtower.
	We obviously can't do All Along the Watchtower.
	Yeah.
	Because no computer would even know that that was a human.
	You mimic the waveform.
	I mimic the waveform.
	If you were to take a picture of the waveform and put it next to All Along the Watchtower, it'd be indecipherable.
	I know.
	I've done it.
	Watch this.
	I'll just prove it.
	I'll get a copyright strike right now.
	You ready?
	Mm-hmm.
	Oh, we just got a notification for you.
	Did we just get a notification?
	We just did.
	Spooky.
	Oh, man.
	Shit.
	That was pretty fast.
	I'm working on it.
	We're making our own, you realize.
	Because that person who put up that YouTube video rewound it a bit.
	Yeah.
	So the original is probably spooky.
	Doesn't do that.
	But when you rewind it, it becomes spooky.
	Spook him.
	We get a little at the end.
	Kind of fun.
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	It's a pun on Johnny Apple seed.
	Get it?
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	That's ja like Johnny Apple.
	And then CBD.
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	It sent us a bunch.
	We use it, and it does take the jitters out of the coffee.
	You still get the caffeine, but you lose that sort of anxiety that coffee gives you.
	It's also a great anti-inflammatory.
	All the guys at my gym use it.
	By the way, a guy in my gym today, he drove his motorbike in, and he got a flat.
	So he was waiting for the guys to come tow it.
	So he wasn't getting dressed in his gym gear.
	And then they were taking so long, he thought, oh, I'll just put some wraps on and hit the speed bag.
	And then they were taking so long, he goes, I might as well step into the gym.
	And he's there in the ring in his jeans.
	I go, dude, you can't do that.
	And he goes, why the fuck not?
	And I go, you look like an orphan.
	You look like somebody who moved out of their house at 12 because he was in an abusive room.
	His parents were abusive.
	And then he got foster parents, but they were even worse.
	So now he just lives on the street.
	Sometimes he's allowed to sleep at the gym if he does some sweeping up and stuff and gets to use the shower.
	And when he's not there, he's out selling underwear and various little street hustles, street vendor stuff.
	He cut his own hair.
	He cuts his own hair.
	He buys like a thing of pencils, like a big box of pencils, and he goes to these offices and sells them each for a dollar.
	That's one hustle he's got.
	He sells Gatorade to people in traffic jams.
	He dresses like a greeter for Walmart just to get some human interaction.
	Yeah.
	He's a great guy, but you got to watch when he's eating.
	Don't go near him because he's used to having to guard his food.
	He's almost feral.
	KG feral.
	He's a feral child.
	Who wears jeans?
	It's such a weird thing to see.
	Plus, you think of like your sweating and your legs getting all wet.
	That's why I hate the South.
	I love Southerners, but having wet legs is not tolerable for me.
	I'm against it.
	You can't wear jeans to the gym.
	You definitely can't wear a regular wife beater undershirt in public.
	I'm kind of over jeans.
	I remember this kid, Dominic, in Britain, this mod dude, he said, you're not allowed to wear a blue denim between the ages of 20 and 50.
	And I told him to go fuck himself.
	But, you know, the truth, lies run sprints and the truth runs marathons.
	Oh, it's a thing?
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	Look at that guy.
	I've been out before and I bought a pair of shorts or just, I just didn't go to the gym, but I was like, man, it's right there.
	I want to go to the gym.
	It's such a bad thing.
	I can't wear jeans.
	It's not.
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	I had a great idea at the gym this morning.
	You go to these rich suburbs outside of New York, like Scarsdale, and the women there are bored shitless.
	That's why they're busybodies.
	That's why they get involved in Trump and Hillary.
	We're having a dinner at our house to talk about refugees and what we can do for the refugees.
	They're never taking any refugees in.
	The funniest prank you could do would be to bring a bunch of Mexican guys and say, you're not Mexican, you're Arabic.
	Put them in weird clothing with Arabic writing or something.
	And then say, Muhammad here is looking for a place to stay.
	Could he maybe stay at your house?
	Could he stay here?
	And watch them shit themselves.
	Or even just show up with a clipboard and say, okay, I'm signing up people for refugee Status, they would stay at your house for six months and then we'll shift them around.
	Can I put you down on the list?
	Or do you say that?
	They'd have to physically be there because they probably would put their name down on the list and then say, Oh, wait, I can't.
	Yeah.
	Or make them think they're signing something completely different.
	This is for the support of refugees.
	And they're like, Oh, of course I'll sign it.
	I'd be like, Great.
	Okay, so he'll be here on Thursday.
	You just let him, he's staying at your house for six months.
	Oh, he, who's he?
	So anyway, this is what you do if you're a trainer.
	You go to these suburbs and your logo is a boxing glove that says, resist.
	And it says, want to let off steam in the age of Trump?
	Come down and learn how to fight or get in shape, lose weight.
	Those things that women care about.
	Because that's the only job, these rich women, is not to be fat.
	The au pair does the driving and the loving, the nanny does the cooking and cleaning and the loving.
	The maid does all the cleaning.
	So you've got nothing to do.
	You drop off the kids, you have brunch.
	They go to Equinox, but they hate Equinox now because the guy who runs it funded Trump.
	So they had a massive, I love that though.
	They had a massive boycott of Equinox.
	So guess who suffers?
	Trainers and the, what's it called?
	Soul cycle dudes.
	Soul cycle dudes are mostly gays, but some women, a couple blacks and Hispanics, trainers tend to be predominantly black and Hispanic.
	So you punished gays, women, blacks, and Hispanics in the name of Trump.
	Yes.
	We threw John Kinsman in jail, took him away from his three black kids to stop hate.
	Good work.
	That's going to turn out great for those three black kids.
	I saw one comment on the New York Times article about them where they said, Antifa has to be there to stand in their way.
	If they weren't there that night, those guys probably would have gone out and beat up a homeless man.
	What the hell?
	I was talking to a cop about this.
	He goes, imagine your brain seeing the world like that.
	Thinking that there's Nazis everywhere who want to kill people and hurt trans people.
	Oh, that brings me to my first story.
	So we did a, I'll catch you up for you cheapskates who don't pay for this show.
	We did a thing, we were talking about the myth of radicalization online and this assumption that people will listen to someone like Paul Joseph Watson, Ann Coulter, Candace Owens, any of these people, and it's not harmless.
	No.
	They'll listen to these people and they will become radicalized.
	And what these radical people will do then is go and do a mass shooting or something.
	So what we did was we went over the past 10 years.
	I've lost my notes on this.
	That's poopy.
	We went through the past 10 years.
	Ryan spelled white supremacy wrong, which was shocking.
	Because I'm so unfamiliar with it.
	Because you're not white.
	You're not good enough to spell it.
	I can spell white.
	Yeah.
	You have to be supreme to be able to spell it.
	I guess you're right.
	I have a supreme speech.
	So we went through the past 14, and where's my stats on that?
	God damn it.
	I think I tossed them in the garbage.
	In the garbage?
	Okay, I can remember it.
	So we went through them all.
	I just put that there one second ago, genie ars.
	We went through them all, and there was, I think, two white supremacist shootings.
	There was the Pittsburgh Synagogue, and there was the Dylan Roof thing.
	There was one Antifa shooting that was in Ohio.
	That was 10 dead, right?
	Dayton, Ohio.
	He was an Antifa guy.
	The rest were radical Islam and mental illness.
	Radical Islam was about four different shooting.
	The one thing that wasn't a shooting was the truck attack on the West Side Highway.
	That was eight dead.
	So four shootings, I think about 85 people dead.
	And then mental illness was about five shootings and about 130 people dead.
	Six shootings, 137.
	137 with mental illness.
	And I included things that, like the FBI will take the Las Vegas shooting and make it, oh, he was a nationalist, and then they'll make it white supremacy.
	No.
	Or they'll also take, they'll take something like Fort Hood and they'll call it workplace violence.
	That was, I think, the first one we did, because that was 10 years ago.
	So, yeah, go back to that.
	I think that's an interesting little chart.
	Three shootings, 42 dead with Nazis.
	One shooting, 10 dead with Antifa.
	Radicalism's got four shootings.
	And then mental illness has six shootings.
	And just under half, I mean, twice as much as radicalism.
	But here's the spooky thing.
	Muslims are 1% of the population in America.
	That's 3.6 million people.
	Mentally ill, well, more than half of Americans have undergone some sort of mental health care.
	So that's 170 million Americans.
	So why is a group that constitutes 170 million competing with a group that constitutes 3.5 million?
	This is a word the left has a lot of trouble with.
	Disproportionate.
	A disproportionate number of Muslims are responsible for mass killings.
	That's what I did when I was in a rap battle with proportionate.
	I had to disproportionate.
	Do you purposely not show your face when you have these terrible jokes?
	You can.
	How is it spooky?
	No, the stats.
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	It's insurance, dudes.
	You know, if you don't need it, that's great.
	Just carry it around, especially in the winter now that we have pockets.
	You're not walking around those stupid basketball shorts with a wife beater on.
	God, I hate that look.
	Guys, when you have big shorts and a small shirt, you look like a bell.
	Stop it.
	Your shirt Has to be bigger than your shorts.
	Or else you go like this.
	This is you.
	That's you with the tight shirt and big shorts.
	But yeah, why not have it in your jacket?
	You have a flashlight in your car.
	You need this as a backup plan in case, God forbid, something severs your relationship with your big brain and your little brain.
	And I've been there many times.
	Actually, not since I was married, but I remember the rage I would feel if I couldn't get it up.
	Because your penis is sort of like your brother.
	And you trust your brother to have your back.
	And it was sort of like getting beat up by guys and then looking over at my brother and he's just going, what?
	I'm like, dude, help me, help me.
	And actually, it's worse than that because the line's cut off so you can't even feel your dick.
	It's just like it's been severed.
	There's zero communication whatsoever.
	So it's more like you're getting beat up and you look up at your brother and he's just going in a trance.
	Blue Chew activates your brother.
	Power Twin, Super Alert.
	He comes over.
	Do these people choose their icons for their review?
	Probably not.
	That's kind of weird, though, to think of your penis as your brother.
	It's always an ancestral threesome you're having.
	Yeah, yeah, that's weird.
	Well, Sarah Silverman brought that up about sexy twins.
	Like when they have, like in the Budweiser ad, it'll have two girls.
	They don't really do this anymore now that the war on men is in full swing, but they used to have two sexy, hot, identical twins.
	Yeah.
	And twins.
	Yeah, twins wearing a Budweiser bikini.
	So you get to go to bed with those hot two twins.
	That's twice the chick.
	And Sarah goes, yeah, I want to go to bed with two male twins.
	I want to be nude with these two brothers and their dinks hanging out.
	So it's two things.
	It's insurance if nothing happens, but it's also great to enhance the normal time.
	You get a more severe erection.
	And when you're at my age, 49, it's not exactly a coconut smasher.
	Unless Monica Lewinsky was to walk in wearing high-heeled shoes.
	She can't get a date to save her life.
	She is hotter today than she's ever been.
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	Can you pull up a picture of Monica Lewinsky?
	She's looking good.
	You have a Latino lust for her?
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah, doesn't she look fantastic?
	Those bright eyes.
	I like laugh lines.
	Yeah.
	Like her compared to Cassie Griffin.
	Are they both Jewish?
	Lewinsky.
	Lewinsky's kind of Eastern European, I guess.
	Whatever race that is, they age great.
	What is Griffin?
	Oh, yeah.
	Griffin is like the gargoyle dragon.
	I think that must be Scotch-Irish.
	That's her when she's 20.
	No, thanks.
	Yeah, weird, huh?
	She looks like Rose O'Donnell.
	Yeah.
	She looks like an imbecile.
	Now look at her.
	Now look at her.
	You know who is it?
	A woman in control of her destiny.
	Susan Sarandon aged very well.
	So did Sigourney Weaver.
	Like those were called Benjamin Buttons babes.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's funny.
	Kennedy.
	Who's the other chick from Fox that saw me wiping my ass by accident?
	She walked into the bathroom because the door didn't lock properly and I just had a severe accident.
	She's dating Donald Trump Jr.
	I'm drawing a blank here.
	Let me see.
	How come you don't?
	Oh, oh, Kimberly Gilfwell.
	Kimberly Gilfwell.
	She looks hotter now than she did when she was young.
	Plus, you know, sexually, when you're with someone like that, they're going to have more moves.
	You know what I mean?
	They're going to have their own thing that they like to do.
	Yeah.
	You're going, oh, okay, let me try to get my leg up there.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Ow, ow.
	So meme.
	I'm not going to, okay.
	So meme of like an older MILF, and it said she doesn't give hand jobs, she gives hand careers.
	It's so good.
	That's quality.
	Quality.
	So yeah, that's all yesterday's stuff.
	Yesterday's news.
	So while we were doing all that stuff, talking about the radicalization online, we cut to a clip of this woman.
	Let me see Susan Sarandon.
	Old versus young.
	Okay.
	Okay, so I see young with her little kid there, very 70s.
	She was super hot in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
	Remember?
	Damn it, Janet.
	Oh, she was Janet, sure.
	Yeah.
	I'm not sure this is a Benjamin Buttons babe, my friend.
	She's an attractive older lady.
	Yeah, she is attracted.
	She was insane when she was young.
	Sigourney Weaver.
	Young.
	Sigourney Weaver?
	Are you a homo?
	No, I don't like Sigourny.
	She's one of the grossest chicks in the world.
	She's so masculine.
	She's grody, but older, it's less bad.
	And I was impressed.
	I was like, good for you.
	Less bad.
	Yeah, whatever.
	Less bad.
	You're ruining this show.
	I like when I just have hot chicks on, and then people think of my show, and they have a Pavlovian response.
	They think of hot chicks.
	You just brought up the skag from Ghostbusters.
	Blech.
	Skag.
	Anyway, while we were talking about the myth of online radicalization and how really the only problems with mass shootings and mass killings is radical Islam and mental illness to any great degree, 1.4 mass killings a year for the past 14 years.
	10 years, sorry, 10 years.
	There's been 14.
	But this narrative that what's really going on here, and this is why we have to fight Trump, is people like me and this microphone.
	This microphone's a machine gun and it's getting people killed because I spread hate.
	And we talked about this woman on it who was, what the hell was her name?
	Joanna Schroeder.
	This is 1.6.
	And she, they go, Miss Schroeder is look at that.
	Miss Schroeder is a writer.
	What the fuck?
	What is that?
	Yeah, I figured she wrote the article, didn't she?
	So it says, racists are recruiting.
	Watch your white son.
	So this was on CNN.
	And she sat down there and she said that there's all these secret messages that white supremacists are putting into games in order to recruit your kids and make them into mass shooters.
	An easily debunked set of myths.
	But it's amazing who she is.
	So I'm reading it going, who is this bitch?
	So go to 1.7.
	There's a thing called Babel, and it's like medium, right, for moms, which is just anyone can write there.
	So this writer is really just someone who writes in her diary online.
	That's what Babel is.
	It's Babel.
	And you look at her articles.
	What do we got here?
	I had no idea postpartum shingles.
	Okay, an introductory guide.
	Five things kids should know with food allergies.
	Okay, keep going.
	Like just garbage, right?
	Six ways we accidentally teach our kids rape culture.
	What?
	Nice authority.
	Mom wins petition to end school sexist uniforms because yes, girls wear pants too.
	Wow.
	You better not wear pants.
	You, every time I see a woman wearing pants on the street, I just go, you.
	Oh, wait, I didn't finish my resist thing.
	All right, we got to stop.
	Stop the show.
	So it says resist, get revenge in the age of Trump, right?
	The boxing gloves?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And then they go into my gym.
	I can't be there, so I'll tell the trainers the hours I'm not there.
	And what you do is you take them into the, we have this separate training room.
	You take them into that room for most of the time, and you just do stupid exercises, whatever.
	Push-ups, planks.
	High knees, girls, high knees.
	And they just get a normal workout that they get anywhere else, right?
	That's really basic.
	But they have their boxing gloves in their bag, and they walk through the gym, and there's black guys there, and it's kind of smelly.
	And they're like, I'm standing up against Trump.
	I'm learning how to fight in the age of Trump.
	So 90% of it is just high-needs garbage, right?
	In some silly room, throwing a medicine ball back and forth.
	But then at the end of the class, you take them over to the heavy bags and you wrap, you give them their wraps.
	Oh, my wrap.
	I've got my wraps on.
	And then their gloves, which are brand new.
	You tape them up.
	You get all real sort of boxing about it.
	And then you just have them hit the heavy bags for like fucking two minutes, right?
	And you kiss their ass.
	You go, whoa, Donna, that is some power.
	She goes, I'm just, I hate Trump.
	Maybe you put Trump, oh my God, you guys.
	You could print out pictures of Trump and put them on the bag and they get to punch it.
	And then, all right, ladies, wrap it up.
	You take the Trump pictures, throw them in the garbage, whatever.
	And you charge them each, not a lot, like 20 bucks for an hour sesh.
	You could probably condense it to 40 minutes.
	You get 10 chicks.
	That's 20 bucks for 40 minutes work.
	I mean, 200 bucks for 40 minutes work.
	Oh, that is clean.
	I thought there was a prank at the end of this.
	No.
	I don't know.
	I want the guy to make money.
	I don't give a shit about these bitches.
	It was so empowering.
	They probably bring their own Trump things.
	They're like, can I put this on the...
	They're made of vinyl so you don't shred them.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You can just see their boxing gloves too, like lying in the front room.
	Oh, whoops.
	I got to put these away.
	I just want to go boxing.
	They leave them there.
	Kind of a badass.
	And then the husband, too, would brag.
	Yeah, she's a feisty one.
	If she's not at the boxing gym, you know who was like that a lot?
	Anthony Bourdain.
	Oh, really?
	Yep.
	Met him a couple times because I had a failed show.
	And God, it was so irritating.
	He goes, actually, my wife is a triple black belt taekwondo, so she could probably beat the shit out of both of you with her hands tied behind her back.
	Yeah.
	So if I don't wash the dishes, she's not your average wife.
	Like she could murder Conor McGregor with her baby toe.
	So, I mean, it wasn't that annoying, but it was that kind of stuff.
	And I was just like, stop talking.
	That's as gay as talking about your wife's tits or something.
	Like, we had this thing Saul back in Vice days, and we were all talking about chicks at lunch, which is a healthy endeavor for men, right?
	And we're like, yeah, I'm not like nipples and the, oh, you're titman, ass man.
	Oh, cankles aren't a deal breaker.
	Thinning hair is, all that normal stuff.
	And then we're talking about asses and the types of asses there are and two little buddies hanging out is the ideal.
	And then Saul goes, oh, my, well, my wife's half Brazilian.
	So she's got like a normal body, but then this big fat ass, it's fucking perfect.
	And we all went, dude, you don't bring your wife into a conversation about chicks.
	Now we're all violating her.
	Yeah.
	You just, why don't you show us nudes of her, too?
	Why don't you show us a video of you guys horsing around?
	What you can do is talk about exes, though, be like.
	Of course, exes are off the table.
	Yeah.
	On the table.
	On the table.
	Yeah.
	On the beds.
	What's next?
	Your daughter's great legs?
	That's a great band.
	So my daughter's going to be half Brazilian, which means her ass is going to be awesome too.
	And I assume my granddaughter will also have a perfect ass.
	I can just see it now coming out of her womb.
	Just a family of great buns.
	My granddaughter was born.
	I could tell she had a perfect ass from the day she was born.
	You could just tell.
	That's our leg assy.
	I remember one time Terry Richardson, when he was shooting for us in Vice Days, I said, let's do a photo shoot of sexy babies.
	So you have babies, like newborns, with fishnets on and will make little high-heel shoes and tons of lipstick and then long wigs.
	And I go, it's like, obviously that's depraved if it's like a four-year-old or a five-year-old not, right?
	But it's a baby.
	So it's so absurd that it's, and his assistant Seth Goldfarb, who's still a friend of mine, was getting really pissed off.
	It wasn't a great idea.
	Sometimes not everything, we're spitballing.
	Not every idea is a great idea.
	And I go, it's funny because it can't be linked to pedophilia because no one Fucks babies.
	And he just goes, he bangs his hand on the table and he goes, people fuck babies, Gavin.
	Dogs don't have knives.
	It was exactly like dogs don't have knives.
	Holy shit, was he mad?
	That's crazy, man.
	I was like, consider that idea dropped.
	Gold farb.
	That'd be very lucrative, though, because baby shoes and clothes are so cheap.
	They do have high-heel shoes for babies.
	No.
	Yes, they're hilarious.
	It's a little shoe, and then the high heel is like a little like you can flick it.
	Oh, it's not strong.
	No.
	Okay.
	It's like a little rubber heel.
	And no one wants children sexualized.
	Obviously, that's a huge problem at this stage.
	That looks ridiculous.
	But it looks so ridiculous.
	That's hilarious.
	That's not sexual, right?
	No.
	I mean, usually on this show, we vehemently criticize anyone remotely sexualizing children, but this is just ridiculous.
	It's a parody.
	Anyway, so let's get back to Joanna Schroeder, who's just an SJW mom who babbles on babble, but the New York Times goes, oh, Nazis.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, no, no, no.
	You can write an article for us.
	Come on in, mom.
	And then CNN has her on.
	Remember, in the video we showed yesterday, she's talking about words that white supremacists sneak into your children's brain via video games.
	What?
	And the words included triggered, snowflake.
	Again, these two lefties don't seem to understand that just because a Nazi does do it, and Nazis do do this.
	I just said do-do.
	Yes, you did.
	Nazis do do this.
	But so does everyone who hates liberals and politically correct culture.
	Hitler used toilet paper.
	If you use toilet paper, you're not Hitler.
	But one of the terms that she listed as, there she is, one of the terms she listed as dangerous and used to brainwash your children is, you ready for the most crippling avalanche of irony you've ever experienced?
	Too sensitive.
	Of course.
	Too sensitive.
	This woman is being too sensitive in a discussion wherein she brings an example of a Nazi insult as the words too sensitive.
	This is like when I was in China and local police in Beijing beat a journalist to death for writing an article about police brutality.
	Like the myopic, total inability to see yourself, the lack of self-awareness is gobsmacking.
	If someone says you're too sensitive, they're a Nazi.
	That's actually, it's sort of like when you have a couple and she's like that, what's his name, Gorgeous?
	Gigi Gorgeous is in a relationship with a lesbian because she's a lesbian, but she's a he who has a penis and the guy that she's dating has a vagina.
	So they're just a heterosexual couple having sex at the end of the day.
	They've gone so crazy that they're normal.
	But they can't have a kid.
	So the one with the penis went to a gynecologist to check what's going on with her ovaries.
	And the woman, the gynecologist, was very rude to her and made her feel not like a woman at all.
	No, I'm not fucking kidding.
	And secondly, Gigi Gorgeous, if you're watching, use the penis thing that you didn't cut off, put it into your husband's vagina, and it'll work.
	Unfortunately, you won't be the one getting the baby bump.
	He will be.
	Do you think that lesbian blows her?
	Do you think the lesbian blows Gigi Gorgeous?
	I think so.
	Because it's so efficient.
	Why not?
	I mean, sexually, they must do this.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	It's just too efficient.
	Well, hold on a second.
	That's like, I'm a donut.
	You're a cop.
	What should we do?
	If Gigi starts playing with the nipple or butt area of her trans guy, would the guy be like, hey, is he masculine?
	Like, that's kind of gay.
	Hey, that's gay.
	That would be hilarious.
	I'm not a queer.
	You think I am a fag?
	Don't fucking touch me there.
	And then Gigi doesn't consider himself a gay.
	No.
	He's a lesbian.
	He's a lesbian.
	So he wouldn't say that's offensive.
	Just be like, no, I don't think you're gay, dude.
	Like, well, don't, some people would be offended by that word because it pertains to them.
	However, I think, like, that could be the only sex I would watch where it wouldn't be sexual to me.
	I'd just be going.
	Oh, geez.
	Okay, I get that.
	Oh, I see what's going on.
	YouTube, don't kill this channel.
	We haven't passed any judgment, you'll notice.
	Yes.
	We're just confused.
	And I think that's relatively normal.
	To be confused by a scenario.
	No.
	Tony, it's not a very difficult situation.
	So, sorry, go back to this article.
	100% 100% of this article is about white supremacy.
	Zero mention of radical Islam.
	Zero mention of mental illness.
	Zero mention of Antifa.
	And here's the question I always ask with these kind of things.
	Heather Heyer, catastrophe, horrific disaster.
	Always mentioned in these articles.
	What about the victims of the West Side Highway?
	Why did they not make it?
	That man was radicalized.
	But of course, it's not just that we want to prevent our sons from becoming perpetrators of mass shootings.
	I got to be honest, when I did that video yesterday, I thought, is this a stretch that I'm saying that red pill pundits like myself lead to mass shootings, that that's the accusation?
	But it is the Matt.
	It is the accusation.
	I just said it.
	But of course, it's not just that we want to prevent our sons from becoming perpetrators of mass shootings.
	Go back to that chart, Ryan.
	Mass shooters are basically two main groups.
	Radical Islamists, 84 dead, and mentally Ill people.
	137 dead.
	When I listed these people as mentally ill, I did not include them if they had a political agenda.
	For example, up at the top there, white supremacy, Dylan Roof.
	Let's cut the shit.
	This guy is not an activist in the alt-right community.
	He does not have books that he's written about his views.
	I don't think he's written anything besides that insane manifesto.
	So I was inclined to put him in mentally ill, but I didn't because he listed a political agenda.
	And terrorism is when someone does violence for political gains.
	So I put him up in white supremacy.
	Three shootings in 10 years.
	Radical Islam.
	Four shootings, but twice the death toll.
	So if this woman really cared about mass killings, she would have mentioned all four of these groups.
	But no, it's all about people who are too sensitive.
	We replace, oh, yeah, we replace, we want to raise them to be the kind of men who would never march with the neo-Nazis who chanted Jews will not replace us in Charlottesville before one of them killed counter-protester Heather Heyer.
	Beyond that, we want to keep them from supporters, from becoming supporters of the racism, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, and gender or sexuality-based hatred that is on the rise.
	That's just a fact.
	It's on the rise.
	You know what's on the rise is people questioning trans tyranny.
	And that includes this guy in Texas who had his children taken away because he refused to call his son a girl.
	Oh, by the way, I read an interesting thing by Matt Walsh where he said this boy, when he was asked what his trans name is, he said Starfire because he got it from, I think, Teen Titans.
	I think there's a character on Teen Titans called Starfire who's female.
	And the mother goes, I think Luna.
	Luna's your name.
	Yeah, that was fast, Ryan.
	I'm impressed.
	Yeah.
	So the mother made the name Luna.
	And Matt Walsh goes, that's huge.
	That is fucking huge.
	Because she doesn't think her son is mature enough to choose his own name.
	Whoa.
	Because if you're a kid and you're asked what your name is, Superman, you're going to say Pirate Poop Butt, I think was the example he put in.
	No way, really.
	My son, my youngest boy, has an Indian middle name.
	And I go, what's your middle name?
	And he goes, my full name is Johnny Eats Worms Innes.
	Pirate Poop Butt.
	Yeah, so he changes it.
	She makes it Luna because he's not old enough to make his own decisions.
	But he is old enough to get hormone treatment, hormone therapy, estrogen.
	And that will make him infertile, I believe.
	Can he pick what he wants?
	You know what?
	You understand what these hormones do.
	They prevent puberty, so you don't go grow pubes.
	And it stunts your growth, too.
	There's all kinds of serious permanent effects.
	Hormonal imbalances are the things that make people shoot things up and kill themselves.
	Isn't that what PMS is?
	You're having a hormone.
	Or it's definitely what menopause is.
	You're having a hormone fluctuation.
	Yeah, hormones determine a lot of behavior.
	So that's dangerous.
	Dangies.
	And also, they probably aren't picking what they eat for dinner.
	I'll have to say that wanted to be a different gender, I'd say, cool, gotcha.
	Let's wait till we're 18.
	Try being gay.
	See what fits.
	We're not going to do anything drastic.
	You can't have a tattoo till you're 18.
	You can't permanently alter your sexuality when you're fucking seven.
	How old was that kid?
	Seven?
	Seven.
	Jesus Christ.
	That really is a lot of fun.
	Folks at home, viewers, tell us what you think of this new invention we have where it's video sound bites.
	Why are you gay?
	Actually, I don't care.
	I like them.
	Just doing the thing.
	Action, Orson.
	Orson.
	Action.
	Ah, the front.
	That's my thing.
	The French champagne is brutal in the finest excellence.
	On wine.
	You're really good at that, man.
	He sounds like he's falling out of a plane.
	The French champagne is brutal and finest excellence.
	He's a fat tub, and he's clearly drunk on wine.
	So you must have had like 10 bottles.
	I'm normal size, and I can handle a bottle of wine.
	Zero problem.
	Action Olsen.
	He looks drunk.
	He's making me feel drunk.
	Action Olsen, please.
	It doesn't do anything?
	You're rolling.
	$10 a minute.
	Ah, the French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence.
	There's a California champagne by Paul Masson.
	Inspired by that same French excellence.
	It's fermented in the bottle, and like the best French champagne, it's vintage-dated.
	Wait, he's drunk on champagne.
	Yeah.
	Was he belching up a thunderstorm?
	He might have pre-gamed.
	He might have been drinking his own stash.
	It's not a champagne drunk.
	No, no, it's not.
	It would take two bottles of champagne.
	If you had two bottles of champagne, you'd be burping people bald.
	It would be like a Maxell tape ad.
	Maybe her hair was in her face when they started that commercial.
	That guy's tie would just be.
	Yeah, he was goth.
	He had his bangs in his eyes, and then Arsenal was just like, I apologize.
	I've had too much problem.
	That's on.
	Champagne brood in the finest excellence.
	Man, he was drunk, huh?
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	You know, we got tattoos legal in like 2005 or something?
	What?
	Yeah.
	No way.
	Yes, it was illegal.
	When I moved here in the 90s, it was illegal to get a tattoo.
	All my tattoos were from way out near Fire Island.
	That sounded gay.
	Contemporary tattoo in the Civarelli.
	Lotus Studios are way the fuck out.
	Oh, shit.
	Joe Biggs just texted me.
	He says he wears jeans at the gym.
	What do we do?
	Just text Pexer.
	Pixar, it didn't happen.
	Pixar didn't happen.
	Pexer, it didn't happen.
	Well, he's watching.
	I don't know if I have to text that.
	Well, you know, he can get away with it.
	I mean, what are you going to get?
	No, Joe Biggs cannot.
	In fact, Joe Biggs is a war hero.
	So when he wears jeans to the gym, he's not just shaming himself.
	He's shaming the country and the founding fathers.
	He's going to kick your ass.
	He's shaming the flag.
	I got a lot of hubris when I'm several thousand miles away from Joe.
	Absolutely.
	Joe, car accident, Biggs.
	He's going to beat you up with jeans on.
	No, jeans are good for beating up.
	The only thing better than beating up someone with jeans on is with a cigarette in your mouth.
	That's pretty fun.
	Of course, I have to watch all talk like that now that people are getting thrown in prison for four years at a time.
	Somebody fights with a cigarette in your mouth.
	They're listening to me.
	They're like, yeah.
	How about the judge saying, I'm sick of people like Gavin jumping up and down on a podium and then having their soldiers do their dirty work?
	Referring to my speech that he hadn't heard.
	They really don't get what the hell anything is.
	I'm sick of that speech I haven't heard leading to all this death and destruction.
	Right.
	The one that, yeah.
	It reminds me of Europe in the 30s.
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	Oh, we're at 48 minutes.
	Do we...
	We don't sign off.
	Okay.
	We sign off at 3.
	And then we take calls for the subscribers.
	Cool.
	But some news items.
	Everyone is talking about McCamey Manor.
	By the way, Ryan knows nothing.
	I don't.
	So he's like, every time I show him something that's huge, Detective Shitty goes, how'd you find out about this?
	I don't know.
	It's trending on Twitter.
	It's trending on the New York Post's homepage, CNN's homepage.
	You know, it's what's happening right now.
	Look at the.
	Plausible.
	Proceed with confidence.
	When I told him he spelled white supremacy wrong yesterday, it took him 13 hours to get to it.
	I didn't see that email.
	I didn't see the email.
	Oh, this is one that we just got.
	Dude, if you drew this, if you're watching the show, I want you to know you suck at drawing.
	That is terrible.
	So mean.
	You're not good.
	I appreciate him.
	You're a terrible artist.
	You suck.
	You don't suck as a person.
	Don't kill yourself.
	But as an artist, you're not good at your job.
	That is terrible.
	You've got a long ways to go.
	You shouldn't show that to people.
	His name is Tonno Clay.
	Okay, Tonneau, get back to work.
	You need to practice a lot more.
	You know what I would suggest you do, Tonneau?
	Invest in a light board.
	Okay?
	Here's a tip for all you talentless artists out there.
	Invest in a light board.
	They're nothing, right?
	And it's a big square box with lights in it.
	Now take a comic that you like.
	Maybe an artist, Peter Bagg, Dan Klowse, someone a little more subtle.
	And put that down.
	Comics are great to learn to draw with because it's nine pictures per page.
	So you may have to photocopy and print it out because if you put a comic book page on a light table, it shines through the back and you get too many images.
	But if you print it out, you're obviously just going to have one side piece of paper.
	So put that down on the lightboard.
	Now put a blank piece of paper on top of the lightboard.
	I guess you could skip the whole thing with tracing paper.
	Perhaps, yeah.
	Tape, tape, tape, tape.
	Then get a nice marker like this.
	When you're seeing through or you're using really thick paper, just try turning the lights off.
	I know you'll all say that's obvious, but honestly, for me, I spent days with it.
	He said he's so amazed at that camera.
	And then just trace the...
	Hicksville.
	Yeah.
	Then you just, you, you sit there, you have the face there.
	Trace the nose, the mouth, eye, eye, ear, ear.
	Right?
	You're doing that.
	You're training, tracing the shirt, the tie, right?
	Yeah.
	As you sit and trace this...
	Oh, that's cool.
	You will start developing a pictorial vocabulary, and it'll go into your subconscious.
	And the next thing you know, when you go to draw a dog or you go to draw a plaid shirt or a lighthouse or clouds, your brain will remember that you copied this from Dylan Horrocks.
	And now you have a vocabulary.
	Now you can start doing your own thing.
	But, you know, the Beatles started copying bands, the Rolling Stones started copying bands, and then they started writing their own songs.
	So just copy till you get good.
	The artist that just showed that picture, you could tell, was putting the cart before the horse.
	And he hadn't paid his dues.
	And that's why that image sucks so much.
	And by the way, people at home that were mad at me for criticizing that guy with cerebral palsy and getting mad at me for getting mad at Ryan for defending himself.
	It's called Tough Love, guys.
	That guy was a cripple who was obsessed with all his incredible accomplishments, and it was under the auspices of showing people that you can do it, and I should be an inspiration to you.
	That's megalomania, and it's crippling.
	So, what I was trying to do was show that guy that he's not his disability.
	Just go do your thing.
	You know hockey, write about hockey.
	We'll talk about the fact that you're in a wheelchair some other time.
	But don't become wheelchair guy.
	That's basically identity politics.
	And that's fucking lame.
	Why are you gay?
	I'm not gay.
	Someone told me that entire interview is heaven.
	Yeah, yeah, I didn't get to see the whole thing.
	It's sort of like Terrence, what's his name?
	Yeah, we need to finish this.
	We watch the whole thing because it keeps getting better and better and better.
	The thing I love about people like that is you go to them, well, why are we being denied this information?
	Like, they say there's machines that can just harbor the energy of the universe just from the air, but the oil companies and Con Ed won't let us use them because they'll go bankrupt.
	That's retarded, but I get your point.
	At least it's logical.
	But when you say to flat earthers, why are we being prevented from knowing that the earth is flat?
	And they go, well, they don't want us traveling and discovering.
	And I go, we just travel and discover the living shit out of this country.
	It's everywhere.
	Well, they don't want us moving around.
	Yes, they do.
	They want our population down, don't they?
	Oh, yeah, that reminds me, by the way, the other thing that woman was talking about was white genocide, Joanna Schroeder.
	White genocide is a thing that white supremacists are really mad at.
	White supremacists represent a minute sliver of the political spectrum.
	You and I will probably never see one in our entire life.
	A bona fide anti-Semite who wants blacks to go back to Africa, they exist.
	You won't bump into them.
	They are as common and prevalent as albino skateboarders.
	Not a thing.
	Those guys are concerned that whites will be a minority in like 30 years.
	I've never met anyone that has brought this up or thinks it's an issue.
	Yet, they're so sure that it's a thing that they say to me, I married an American Indian and made three American Indian kids.
	I'm clearly not concerned about the distribution of my race.
	I'm clearly not concerned about race mixing.
	Yet, in that Netflix video, the guy who plays me slash Alex Jones brainwashes an incel who goes and kills a mixed race couple.
	What?
	And when that giraffe neck professor, the guy who was on Tucker, who is fired for saying he likes killing cops, he doxed my phone number and he said, tell Gavin McInnes that you love white genocide.
	So I got 50,000 messages, texts.
	It drained my phone battery.
	I had to turn my phone off because if I turn it on, it's just going, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl.
	And besides the obvious death threats and everything else, it was like, I love white genocide.
	Okay.
	No one asked us if that's a thing, as conservatives, as new rights, as normal, socially liberal libertarians for closed borders.
	No one asked us that.
	It's like fake tits.
	White genocide is the fake tits of the left.
	No one asks us if we want fake tits.
	We don't want fake tits.
	We're not concerned with white genocide.
	It's not a thing.
	It doesn't come up.
	And again, as Jim Goad said on Tuesday's show, if white supremacy and anti-Semitism were so prevalent, then why is it if you were to bring up such abhorrent thoughts at, say, a dinner party, everyone at the dinner party would leave and be mortified?
	Why is it you will lose sponsors at NASCAR if your dad used the N-word 30 years ago?
	Clearly, it's not a mainstream thing.
	Clearly, it's not accepted in our society.
	And I'm not pushing for it to be accepted, obviously.
	Jesus Christ.
	All right.
	Last story before we go.
	McCamey Manor.
	So this is this crazy place.
	It's done by a theater major.
	I don't know, graduate.
	He's an old dude.
	And he takes you through a haunted house.
	No one's ever finished it.
	The price to get in is dog food.
	There's a waiting list of 27,000 people.
	This is one of the weirdest stories in the country.
	Enter the haunted house.
	It seems like I could actually make a ghost out of its visitors.
	McCame Manners is the extreme haunt that is so extreme that potential visitors must apply to enter, sign a 40-page waiver, create a safe word.
	Mine would be boogaloo.
	What's yours?
	Mine would be.
	Just in case I make that noise.
	My safe word would be, I'm not scared.
	I want to continue.
	Do not stop.
	My safe word would be, is that all you got, pussy?
	More intense.
	No, no, no.
	That's my safe word.
	Is that all you got, pussy?
	No, no, no, stop.
	This is lame.
	This is lame.
	Weakest haunted house ever is my safety word.
	You think that's scary is my safety word.
	Anyway.
	All it costs to get in is some dog food.
	Okay.
	And anyone who makes it all the way through the entire eight-hour atrocity exhibition gets $20,000.
	But to date, Nomi's made it all the way through.
	Can we not get some green berets?
	Terry Shapert must be able to survive a spooky house.
	What's that guy saying?
	He assured me that everything's going to be okay.
	He's going to try to, you know, he's going to be there with me.
	He's going to keep me safe and everything.
	But I don't know.
	I'm very nervous.
	Yeah, you look nervous.
	You're kind of moist.
	What the fuck is on his face, literally?
	I think a lot of pussies are attracted to this because they're masochists.
	Yeah.
	They want to be hurt.
	It's like BDSM, basically.
	Sort of.
	But then they can't take it.
	Because there's tons of women going to this.
	Young, small, frail women.
	So what he does is it looks like it's more just a torture chamber.
	It's not like a bunch of people go boo and you have to make it to the end without running away.
	They bury you in mud.
	They temporarily drown you.
	They blindfold you.
	They fold you.
	Temporarily drown.
	Yeah.
	It makes it sound okay.
	And people tried to sue him.
	People have called the cops on him.
	Wow.
	But he has a 40-page wager and he videotapes everything.
	So I don't understand what's in it for this guy.
	Dog food?
	Man, you sure love dog food.
	I'll get you some dog food.
	He likes torturing.
	How much is it?
	Eight bucks?
	I got that on me.
	That's the ending, yeah.
	Oh my God.
	Someone has a phone off the hook?
	I can't sleep.
	I think they feed you barf at one point.
	No.
	Yeah.
	They put barf in your mouth.
	They drown you like waterboard torture.
	And they also bury you alive and pour mud all over your face.
	This is the guy at the beginning explaining it all.
	A typical haunted house delivers its thrills and chills, blah, blah, blah.
	Confine you with spiders and cockroaches into a rather convincing impression of trying to drown you.
	According to the Guardian, some past guests have called the authorities to complain about the treatment, but owner Russ McCamey tapes every scare, and the footage has never quite matched up with anyone's accusations.
	I wonder what's his endgame here?
	Is he going to use the footage for some sort of horror movie or something?
	So here he is filming himself, introducing it with some sort of bizarre back brace personal handicam instead of like a selfie stick.
	What is he doing?
	I guess he uses that in the haunted house.
	Turn it up.
	What is it called?
	It's called Mind Over Manner.
	Depending upon when you're watching this, it may or may not be.
	Those dogs, I speak dog.
	And those dogs are saying, stop your fucking chatter and get us more food, bitch.
	And it's a short movie for you folks with, you know, short attention spans, right?
	Which I understand.
	And then there's another movie called, which is released right now.
	It's two hours.
	It's called Pro Haunter.
	Now that's a thing.
	It's a two-hour video that he makes you watch before you go.
	It's a 30-minute movie.
	I don't think.
	They get 20,000 to eat a bunch of barf and have mud poured on your face.
	So just jump in the middle of it and you can see the kind of stuff they have to do.
	They all seem like pussies, too.
	I'm not saying that I could easily glide through this.
	I just assume if it's 20 grand, everyone entering would be a War vet.
	Right.
	McKinney and Manor kick my ass and I quit.
	Like her.
	Why did she decide she could go up against something no one's ever finished because it's too painful and intense?
	See, look, the baby bit.
	Does that imply masochism?
	I'm Jeffrey Questenberry.
	I came all the way from Grand Rapids, Michigan.
	I traveled through Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Georgia, Tennessee.
	Just to come here and get laughed at.
	Tell Russ at the honor.
	Ate my lunch, took time elk, honey, kicked my butt.
	I quit.
	You don't want to do this.
	I quit right.
	Okay, we're in.
	All right, that's enough.
	I have a mean carod.
	All right, let's turn on the phones, switch off the free, and answer some questions.
	All right.
	We're back.
	All right, we're back.
	Okay, what's up?
	Why are you being weird?
	Nothing much.
	I'm just getting some stuff ready.
	Oh, okay.
	We tested this before, right?
	What else do we have in the news?
	Oh, check out this new Vin Diesel movie.
	Can you simultaneously show us shit while you set up the phones?
	Um, no, but which one?
	We could do this first.
	It's uh 1-1.
	Okay.
	By the way, can I just tell you something?
	Stop.
	You can stop right there.
	I did How to Be a Man with a group called Fox Digital.
	That's a division of 20th Century Fox.
	They also did my other movie, You're Stupid, spelled wrong, that we can't get released now because I'm bad.
	So the powers would be have killed an entire movie.
	There's an entire movie at 20th Century Fox that's from my book, Death of Cool, that is dead and will never see the light of day.
	That's so weird to me.
	It's like that Jerry Lewis movie, The Day the Clown Cried or whatever.
	But Vin Diesel also did a movie with them.
	This is back before his career was what it is today.
	Sort of Fast and Furious hadn't really taken off back then.
	And the people, one of the guys who worked there goes, did you know that Vin Diesel thinks he's in a movie?
	And I said, pardon me.
	And he goes, the dude that is in the movies that you see, like, you know how Daniel Day-Lewis will be, like when he did My Left Foot and he was a cripple, he actually was a cripple the entire movie.
	Like he'd go home a cripple and cripple himself to bed and just be crippled all the time.
	Crippled at the hotel, which is a pain in the ass for all the PAs and the people who work on the film because they're going to carry this non-invalid invalid up and downstairs and stuff and feed him.
	And he's like, Vin Diesel is similar, but he doesn't know it.
	So he has brainwashed himself into thinking that he's one of these characters.
	And that's how he acts 24 hours a day.
	So he would come to Fox Digital, which is on the Fox lot, like, with a posse of like seven other guys that were either the funniest dudes in the world or also stupid assholes.
	And he'd drive up, take off his helmet, throw it at someone who would catch it.
	And then he'd walk in and then everyone else would follow him in like this and stand in the office.
	And then he would sit down and he'd grab a toothpick, print in his mouth, and put his feet up on the desk.
	And he'd go, I'm here for my check.
	Meanwhile, Vin, we just wire you the money.
	Like you, we mail out the checks.
	You don't, this isn't the 50s anymore.
	You don't have to show up for your check.
	So they go, I guess we could print one out and then just cancel the wire.
	So they give him a check and then he'd go, flick it, put in his leather jacket.
	And then he'd say to his friends, he's the Fawns, basically.
	He'd say to his friends, let's ride.
	And then the hot chick would give him his motorbike, his helmet back on, and he'd kick down and then just be like, let's go, like, let's go to the fucking Rusty Cove or whatever.
	And then that's how he acts.
	Like, if it's a saloon door, he pushes it open and looks around the room.
	He's a fucking douche.
	He fancies himself a Lothario, too.
	You see that interview where he's like trying to hit on that chick?
	Yeah.
	And it was not going well?
	He might be one of the worst people in America.
	Anyway, here he's getting his face blown off.
	And initiate sequence.
	This movie looks awesome.
	Tina, I'm hoping.
	You know what?
	I just realized.
	Can you just pause it for a sec?
	One thing I miss about being single, I used to only watch movies to hate watch them with my buddy Derek Beckles.
	90% of my joy was watching terrible stuff, terrible TV shows, horrible interviews, and terrible movies.
	You don't really do that with your wife because you guys have such limited time that when she does get time, she doesn't want to see things ironically.
	She just wants to watch a good movie.
	So this is one of the only times I've lamented marriage.
	Because back in the day, I would be in the theaters the day this came out and stoned out of my mind.
	And we would be laughing our heads off the entire time.
	RST.
	Where do people like Guy Pierce manage to bring back?
	I interviewed him once.
	He's childless.
	Probably do.
	They will heal you instantly.
	Or they should.
	Now tell me, do you remember anything?
	Chin house.
	So they keep tricking him into thinking someone killed his wife, and he goes and kills a guy, but it's just a giant hit list of guys.
	What a waste of money.
	Why did my wife kill him?
	CIA?
	How much did you spend on the Vin Diesel program to make these cells that can rebuild?
	Like, how much is that?
	This is why I hate robots.
	That Bionic man is probably worth, what, would you say a billion dollars with total research, R ⁇ D, and everything?
	Do you know the kind of fucking weapon you can make?
	The biological weapon?
	People are human fodder.
	We just threw Do you know how easy it is to get someone to go kill someone?
	I don't know.
	Ex-cons do it for 500 bucks.
	Why would the government spend billions making a super dude?
	And then who's this clown?
	Spider arms.
	Sometimes I turn it up.
	What?
	You just initiated the shit out of that sequence.
	Spider arms.
	spider arms you can't control me forever Revenge is what it means of a man like you.
	You told that already.
	Bloods and crypts have people killed for dimes.
	For a hundred bucks.
	And we're spending billions and billions to get this guy.
	He's just killing regular folks?
	Why would you invest in humans?
	You'd invest in some sort of F-14 super fighter jet with heat-seeking missiles.
	That's cheap.
	That's only like 17 million.
	Maybe they're just boredom.
	They're just bored.
	Bored.
	What the heck?
	Hold on, I keep getting kicked out here.
	I thought you tested it before we started the show.
	I did.
	I did that, Charles.
	Oh, did we run out of money or something?
	Well, this isn't a good time to be discovering that we found our money on our account.
	All right, guy.
	What are we going to do about me?
	What a boob.
	Also in the news, there was.
	Edward Snowden was on Joe Rogan.
	I highly recommend checking it out.
	I don't know.
	How do you quantify Edward Snowden's damage?
	I love the idea of transparency.
	I don't love the idea of our people who do translation for us being murdered by ISIS because we gave them up.
	That was the rumor with Julian Assange, although I'm told, no, there was no translators killed because of Julian Assange.
	And every time you hear about the damage Edward Snowden has done and how our enemies have more fodder, it's coming from the deep state.
	It's coming from the elites, the Soros types, the people who don't want, oh no, sorry, I shouldn't say Soros.
	The people who don't want the truth to get out.
	So I don't trust them.
	So Snowden talks a lot in this Joe Rogan interview about how the government's supposed to work for us, and now we're working for the government.
	It's all rhetoric.
	It's like talking to a chick.
	We need to love each other.
	It's like Cornell West all over again.
	We need to have an open conversation.
	We need to be good people.
	Yeah, I agree.
	And then his enemies say that he's full of shit.
	He's got a new book coming out where he explains his side, but I predict a lot of rhetoric within the book.
	I think this is one of the first ones that they would via Skype or whatever, right?
	Yeah.
	Because he can't obviously go there.
	He's in Moscow in hiding.
	But I think what they do is he records it and then he sends Joe the file.
	Oh, because otherwise they would get his IP or whatever.
	No, No, they'll be able to search him.
	Or maybe it's Skype Live.
	I don't know.
	It's just so sharp.
	They would be able to track him down maybe if they did it live.
	They're on social media forever, and they can be judged horribly by something they did when they were 13.
	It's exactly that.
	Joe's got a powder that skull of his.
	Our worst mistakes, our deepest shames, were forgotten.
	They were lost.
	They were ephemeral.
	Even the things we did get caught for, they were known for a time.
	Maybe they're still remembered by people who are closest to us, whether we like them or dislike them.
	But they were people who were coming to us now.
	Yeah, we're full.
	Not a very likable person.
	We're way naked before power.
	Whether we're talking about Facebook, whether we're talking about Google, whether we're talking about the government of any country, they know everything about us, or much about us, rather.
	And we know very little about them.
	And we're not allowed to know more.
	Everything that we do now.
	Not because we want.
	Of course we agree with them.
	Of course we do.
	But I need more concrete shit than that.
	All right.
	Do we got calls?
	What's going on?
	Yep.
	We're going to take a lot of calls.
	Oh, there we go.
	I'm going to call back Joe.
	You're calling back someone?
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	Your incompetence is becoming impossible to ignore.
	I believe we have Joe on the left.
	Is it Joe Biggs?
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Hey, what's going on?
	How's it going?
	Going.
	Good.
	So you wear jeans to the gym?
	Am I what?
	You wear denim to the gym?
	Yeah.
	Every day?
	Not every day, but you know, think about this.
	When you join the military, one of the things they tell you is you train how you fight.
	You're not going to go into combat wearing fucking tactical pants and like a cool polo and one of those hats with a patch on it.
	No, you're going to have all this gear or whatever.
	So think about the same mindset.
	When you're out, you know, you're over at your chip's house or whatever, she needs you to pick up something heavy.
	What are you going to be wearing?
	More than likely, like jeans, your boots, and a shirt.
	So you need to learn how to pick up heavy shit and move shit around while you're wearing pants like that.
	And more than likely, you're going to get into a fight.
	You can't go, hold on, dude.
	I got to get my gym shit on real quick.
	You can't punch me right now.
	You know, so you need to learn how to be comfortable in the shit that's kind of uncomfortable, which makes you more adaptable and easier.
	You know, it's easier to overcome those situations.
	Okay, by those rights, you should be wearing combat boots and khaki camo when you work out.
	I do.
	Sometimes at the gym, I will wear stuff like that.
	I'll even wear my Kevlar vest.
	Okay, that's reasonable.
	That makes sense.
	That's different, though.
	Now this is military training.
	And also, I don't lift stuff at the gym.
	I'm not in combat anymore, so I don't really need to train for that type of fight.
	Now my fight is in the streets wearing my normal civilian clothing.
	So you should then, you know, therefore, train in that type of clothing for your environment.
	That's a great point.
	I don't know.
	When you spar in the ring, you wear a mouth guard, a headpiece, you wear the belt, all because you want to be able to spar tomorrow and not have broken ribs and fucked up teeth.
	If you just bare knuckle boxed every day in the gym, your face would be all fucked up.
	One hard, badass.
	What?
	He might look like an NFL player at the end of the day, but hey, you're going to have more respect.
	I'm starting to worry, Joe, that you might be mentally ill.
	Ha ha ha!
	Yeah, probably.
	Really glad you're in Florida and can't get here.
	Thanks for the call, dude.
	Thanks, Joe.
	That's a great point, though.
	No, it's not.
	He said you have to work out, you lift stuff, but when you're at home lifting stuff, you're wearing jeans.
	I don't lift stuff at the gym to train myself to lift a box at home.
	But what do you wear at home?
	I lift stuff at the gym to get ripped.
	Okay, so now that you're ripped, right?
	What about when you're boxing like this?
	Yes?
	Boxing gloves exist.
	Sure.
	So you can live to fight another day.
	Well, not the gloves, but like the pants.
	Well, the gloves are 100% of this argument.
	You wear boxing gloves so you can punch someone and not fuck them up and have your knuckles all fucked up.
	People have brain damage from sparring, by the way, even with all this shit on.
	What do you wear pants-wise?
	Just curious.
	Shorts?
	When I go to the gym.
	Do you wear shorts?
	I wear leotards.
	All right.
	We got Michael from Los Angeles.
	What are you, a leotard?
	Michael, you're on the line.
	Hey, how you doing, Gavin?
	What's up, Ryan?
	Hey, hey, man.
	Yeah, I know you had, Gavin, I know you had Ghazi Kazo on your show a while back.
	Yeah.
	I just wanted to get your take or for you guys to react to.
	I don't know if you saw him on Jesse B. Peterson's Fallen State, and he pulled a stunt, mentioned a lot of personal things.
	I just wanted to get to your reaction on that.
	What did he do?
	What did he do?
	I guess Jesse flew him out to get on the show.
	And midway, maybe like 10 minutes in, he had to cut off.
	And Ghazi posted up a video of him talking about his son and his mom abandoned him.
	And they had to escort him out of the building.
	So Ghazi.
	Ghazi said his mother abandoned him and put up a video of his son?
	Or he was talking about Jesse's son?
	He was talking about Jesse's son not taking his name and talking about Jesse's mom and Jesse just, you know, he got real personal with him and acted like a real bitch, you know, and they had to escort him out of the building.
	There's a video up.
	It's only like seven minutes long.
	Oh, check it out.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, that's the problem with these lefties, though.
	I remember talking about Greg Gutfeld back in Red Eye days.
	He'd say, I got Glenn Danzig.
	I got Andrew W.K. Louis C.K. came in, but he was shooting a movie, and he wanted to do a scene where he pretended he was on Fox News.
	But he said, if I start getting into like David Cross, Sam Seder areas, then I have to understand that they could just push the microphones off the table and fuck up the whole venue.
	Yeah, like you're saying, hey, I fucked up.
	I ruined a show.
	And then you kick them out, and now you don't have a guest.
	And it's antifa on a show.
	They're going to come and blow up the place.
	And no matter what your reaction, it's their show.
	Unless they completely embarrass themselves.
	That is the beauty of Skype.
	That is why I love Skype.
	Everybody, I'm here.
	Aquava Y'all.
	Zla Power.
	Yes, you guys.
	I'm just here.
	Stell out ass niggas.
	So I'm just going to talk to him real quick.
	Make sure to view his page.
	Be right back.
	All right.
	Zach Power, you want, oh, hey, Gigi.
	Aquava Y'all.
	11 minutes later.
	I'm supposed to interview with you.
	You need to calm down.
	I'm very calm.
	No, you're not.
	I'm very calm.
	I think you're not calm because I talked about your son not wanting anything to do with you.
	You're acting like a little human.
	I'm acting like somebody that if I had a child, they'd want my last name, unlike your child that doesn't want your last name.
	How does that feel?
	Is that why you attack African and colonized people?
	Is it because your mother and father didn't want anything to do with you and they left you with your mother in Alabama, a lynching state, while she went to Chicago and started another family and didn't want nothing to do with you until she found out she can get a welfare check on your ass and that's what brought you back to Chicago?
	Get him out.
	Get him out.
	Y'all kicking me out now.
	It's over.
	Peace out.
	So you can talk shit about black people, black men, black women, black transport.
	He's about to get dragged out now.
	But when it's time for me to say the things about you, the truth about you, let's talk about money laundering.
	Let's talk about you.
	You want to talk about people you can find juicy.
	But you use grants.
	You use people's grants.
	Don't touch me.
	I'm right here.
	Don't touch me.
	Don't touch me.
	Are they going to touch me, DP?
	Are they going to touch me, DP?
	No.
	I'm going to let them have the mic.
	They call it the police now.
	This man is retarded.
	You are so mad because your son does not want anything to do with you, unlike me.
	Barrel-chested Jesse would squash this little dude.
	Because your son was not to do with you.
	I didn't realize how barrel-chested he was.
	Every day on this show that is paid for by grant money.
	Thank you.
	This is a very interesting segment because my whole point with free speech is let's bring the left and the right together.
	But this segment is clearly saying they can't be put together.
	Well, this is not.
	He's not the left.
	He's outer space.
	This Godzy.
	Well, Jesse's can be pretty eccentric, too.
	Right, right.
	Push the book, bitch.
	Push the book, bitch.
	See, he's self-sabotaging because he can't hang.
	You know what I mean?
	He's creating a new arena which he could possibly.
	I think Gazzi got kicked out of the Uhuru movement for being gay.
	Yeah, that's right.
	And it's funny, too, because every time the SPLC will have something about us, it'll say hate group, and it'll have me like this, walking with a bunch of Proud Boys.
	And they're like, that must be white power, clearly.
	I'm going Uhuru because of Gazzi Kanzo.
	It's a fucking inside meme joke.
	Based on Aladdin, the Proud Boys.
	It's a joke.
	It's sort of like that kid who came out to me on the train.
	He goes, I heard you hate Jews.
	I go, whoever told you that is taking a joke out of context.
	So they're depriving you of a joke.
	So go to wherever you got that from and say, hey, you robbed me of a joke.
	That's what these people are doing to you.
	It's like taking food out of someone's mouth.
	You're depriving them of humor.
	All right, next call.
	Okay, we got Mark.
	Mark, you're on the line.
	Hello.
	Yeah, I'm not going to go through all the bullshit of can you hear me?
	Because I know you could fucking hear me.
	It's the people who are like, oh, can you hear me?
	Yeah, clearly you could hear me.
	I don't stutter and you're not deaf.
	That's longer than what they say, though.
	I'm sorry?
	That's longer than what they say.
	That's longer than what they say when they said, can you hear me?
	But go ahead.
	An hour, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, seriously, when they go, oh, can you hear me?
	Can you hear me?
	Who gives a shit?
	Who the fuck are you?
	Anyways, here's my thing for Kevin.
	All right, I grew up, I was born in 19, I'm not going to, believe me, this is going to be a really short thing.
	Yeah, no, I was born in 1979.
	And I immediately grew up, the first punk band I ever heard was Death Kennedys.
	And then you fast forward to 2004, and I got to play with the Death Kennedys, Sam's Jellebiafra.
	And, oh, God, East Bay Ray was a complete cock soccer.
	I mean, he was like the biggest dick.
	Everyone else in the band was really nice, weirdly enough.
	And then I, you know, I went on and I was like, all right, that's cool.
	Thanks for calling.
	We're straight here in front of you.
	That was a fun call.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't mean to interrupt you.
	No, no, I was just saying thanks for calling.
	Let's get to the next call.
	It was kind of all over the place.
	And, you know, interesting call.
	I think we called into the Mark Show.
	My name is Brian from the Bay.
	Calling about FreeSpeech TV.
	Hey, Ryan, I have some thoughts on the FreeSpeech.tv app.
	It's a hot little app.
	The guy at the Apple store said I look good with that app.
	Nice.
	But frankly, while I'm driving to work and it's playing in the background, it's not just using up megabytes, it's using up gigabytes.
	Many gigabytes.
	Plenty of gigabytes.
	Many gigabytes.
	Plenty of gigabytes.
	My question is, if you can program the app, please, to download only the audio for driving.
	Thanks, Carl.
	Great, Carl.
	First of all, it's been too long.
	We've been promising it for a long time, but we're really working on some things.
	It's going to blow your mind.
	Really, great things.
	We're going to have background play, which we already have.
	We have the background play.
	We said we were going to get background play.
	Now we have it.
	And the media's going to say, oh, but we're still working on that.
	And then also changing the quality.
	You can do that now.
	You can change the quality.
	You have to understand that free speech.tv has been under siege.
	I know I overused that term since we began.
	So everything shut down.
	Four months ago, four months, we've been shut down.
	We've had this video player leave.
	We'd have this payment process shut down.
	So we have to build this sort of tank, this XM1 tank to move forward here.
	So every time we want to make a change, it's incredibly complicated.
	But we're on it, and I sympathize with you, sir, because I'd like to do the same thing for driving.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Hey, my name is Marcus.
	Curious about Gavin thinks about girls.
	And the professional sports?
	Yeah.
	So what I meant to say is chicks that are into professional sports.
	Chicks that watch professional sports, for some reason I find it a big turnoff.
	Just curious on your take on that.
	Oh, that's interesting.
	So when you're like watching the game with a girl and she knows more players than you and stuff and says his batting average is 320 and it's gone way down and one of the problems is that he was working with Mickey Calloway last year and Brandon Owen and they start name-dropping all these people.
	Yeah, I find that emasculating and I don't know a lot about sports.
	So I think it is weird.
	But I also knew a girl at Fox News who wouldn't date men that weren't into sports because she grew up every Sunday watching football with her family.
	And if you look up the male-female ratio of football fans, it's actually about 50-50.
	Wow.
	So, and my wife likes baseball more than I do.
	I totally understand, sir, that you find it to be a turnoff when they know too much because it's ultimately about math.
	And math is a male thing predominantly.
	Testosterone is a concentration drug, and men tend to be better at math because they're better at concentrating.
	When women are good at concentrating and can remember stats and scores, it's a masculine trait.
	I find it.
	I don't mind if they got their face painted and they're cheering.
	That's called a cheerleader.
	But yeah, I agree with you, dude.
	It is weird when they know too much.
	Yeah.
	They always have...
	Brian, we don't need you going...
	No, but they always have...
	They always have great thighs, though.
	Really?
	Sports girl.
	I think Mets fans, female Mets fans are harder than female Yankees fans.
	Maybe.
	Harder?
	Hotter.
	Oh, hotter.
	Yeah, man.
	Harder.
	What do you mean?
	Like, tougher?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Why are you wearing a fucking tie?
	Because I'm a worker.
	I'm a man of the piece.
	I'm a worker.
	I'm LARPing.
	Jason, issues with the app?
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead, boy.
	Just getting beeps.
	You know what?
	I think he's on a different line.
	Here we go.
	Same call.
	All right, Jason.
	Jason, problems with the app.
	Hello.
	Hey, guys.
	Yeah, well, basically, same issue as the other guy.
	You know, lots of gigs when I'm using data.
	But also, I had a list written at home.
	I'm just out driving now.
	So when you pause it, like when you're watching the video, it'll just start over when you play it again, which drives me nuts because then I got to find my place.
	And yeah.
	Is that Android?
	Is that Android?
	Go ahead.
	Is that Android?
	It's an Android, yep.
	Okay, yeah, I don't notice that with the iPhone, but yeah, no, that...
	But go to Reddit Gavin.
	I know our tech guy obsessively combs through that.
	I don't have time.
	But when you put complaints...
	Well, it did not...
	When you put complaints there, they go straight to him.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
	And he's watching this show, obviously.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's funny because I actually had a question to do with my relationship.
	But you know what?
	I took the opportunity to bring this up because I did pay $100 for the year.
	And I'm like, man, if I can't figure this out, because I use it at work and I use data a lot at work, right?
	I'm sure a lot of people do that as well.
	All right, let's do the relationship question, too.
	We'll work on that.
	I've noticed that with a few different shows, not just free speech.
	But what's your relationship question?
	By the way, Ray just said it'll be fixed in the next release.
	My relationship question.
	Well, okay, so it's pretty complicated.
	Her and I have been together for, well, on and off for about 12 years.
	Like we went to school in different cities.
	How old are you?
	We actually, Gavin and I went to the same high school.
	We went to Earl of March.
	Oh, cool.
	To Earl.
	So, yeah, we went to Earl.
	And it's funny because I found that out listening to you, which I found pretty funny.
	But anyway, yeah, so we've been together on and off since 2007.
	We both live out west now.
	And we both want to have kids, but she's really concerned about, well, first of all, my job takes me away from home for like anywhere from 24 to 30, 32 hours at a time.
	And we're all alone out here.
	We don't know anybody, really, and we don't have family to support.
	So she wants to move back to Ottawa, but I can't really find any work in Ottawa.
	And my job out here pays me anywhere from, well, I make decent money out here, and I wouldn't be able to support anything back in Ottawa.
	Yeah, she's just got to be able to.
	How old is she?
	Oh, she's 29, and I'm 32.
	All right.
	Easy peas.
	You can't move back to Ottawa.
	So it's not conducive to your career.
	And your career is all that matters right now because it's paying the bills.
	She can be a stay-at-home mom.
	I live in a community that hates me.
	And I still have a posse, and I've got my hangouts and my buddies, and my wife has her little scene.
	So you figure it out eventually.
	You go to the local dive bar, you meet your friends.
	That's easy.
	If you're charming and sociable, you'll make friends.
	I know it sucks not having your in-laws there to rely on, but c'est la vie, that's life now for everyone after the boomers.
	You just have to sort of smile and say, yes, I understand your fear, and then just plow forward.
	Remember, a marriage is you driving the boat.
	So if you get divorced, the boat crashed, the captain is.
	Here's the issue, though.
	Like, if we do have kids, like, say we have one kid, and then, you know, because I want to do the Irish twin thing, I want to have three.
	I don't want to be like, you know, bang, bang, bang, get the hard parts all out of the way at once.
	And, uh, are you there?
	Yep.
	I'm here.
	I'm here.
	Oh, I thought I lost you there.
	Yeah, so I'm just scared of her being like, you know what?
	I can't do this, and I'm moving back to Ottawa.
	I'm taking the kid, put the check in the mail kind of thing, right?
	No, no, that's not going to happen, dude.
	That's not going to happen.
	That's basically my fear, really.
	No, that's crazy talk.
	Grow some balls.
	Make the baby.
	Once a woman sees a baby, and once she sees you holding that baby and smelling his hair, she's going to realize how lucky she is.
	And, you know, when she says, I'm having trouble, I'm thinking about going back to Ottawa, you just say no.
	You got to be a benevolent dictator in a marriage.
	There's too much democracy going on.
	Thanks for the call, sir.
	Why'd you hang up on him?
	Oh, you wanted to keep going?
	Yeah, you don't decide when calls end.
	Oh, that sounded like a final thing.
	What is he going to say?
	Yes?
	No, wait till I say thanks for the call.
	Okay.
	What if he's like, well, I'm going to kill myself?
	Sorry, Ryan hung up on you.
	Well, hopefully he wouldn't.
	More updates on tech.
	This is good stuff.
	Okay.
	Fix up.
	Downloads are ready.
	They're just being tested and reviewed by App Stores.
	Tell people to email support at free speech.tv and he'll get it and fix it.
	Next call.
	So the tech guy is watching this show now.
	Yeah.
	And he just responded.
	Jim, talking about Vin D's.
	Hey, Desaro.
	Have you guys seen Vin Diesel's pictures that he makes of himself on Facebook?
	Oh, my God.
	Can I just say something?
	Thank you.
	I did not know such a thing exists.
	You just enriched my life.
	I don't even have to see them to know how awesome they are.
	So he sits and Photoshops his own face into different things.
	Yeah, and he writes things like, liking someone is great, but loving someone is amazing.
	Are you sure he's not just like reposting someone else's fan picture?
	No, he makes them.
	They're all like the same type of picture.
	Just type it in on Google.
	Type Finn Diesel.
	Dude, I'm becoming obsessed with this guy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, let's cut to that.
	He's with our boy.
	Who?
	Robert Deaney Jr.
	Oh, Robert Downey Jr.
	I think Finn Diesel just went into my top spot.
	Let's see his picks.
	I want to see his pics, his inspirational messages.
	Let me guess.
	Hate is bad.
	Love is good.
	You don't know what you got till it's gone.
	A stitch in time saves nine.
	Love the people around you.
	Those are mobile uploads.
	All right.
	Not seeing anyone with like text.
	Oh, you know what?
	Maybe.
	Well, he said he puts them on Facebook.
	They wouldn't be in mobile uploads, would it?
	Is he Groot?
	I don't know how that makes sense because Groot's like a little kid.
	Why did you waste money having Vin Diesel be Groot?
	You could have just had a PA go, I am Groot.
	Oh, this caption's pretty bad.
	It says, the journey continues.
	Okay.
	Yeah, we know, Vin.
	Everyone's journey can.
	Blessed to have a career of so many iconic characters.
	However, with the fast mythology, every frame is a little more sacred.
	Always.
	Yeah, this is Finn Diesel.
	Smile.
	Is this what the caller was talking?
	No, no.
	The caller was talking about Photoshop things.
	Yeah, I'm trying to see here.
	Oh, my God.
	He's the best.
	Let's see his albums.
	I heard you were talking shit about me, McKinnis.
	You better apologize, or we're going to have a problem.
	I'm going to ride over to your house with my motorbike, and I'm going to throw my motorcycle helmet at some hot chick.
	She'll catch it.
	I'll beat the shit out of you.
	Then I'll light a cigarette.
	And then she'll throw me my helmet back.
	And I'll jump back on my bike and we'll all do wheelies.
	So that wasn't an exaggeration before?
	Oh, I wasn't kidding.
	Did you think I was kidding?
	I thought that was an exaggeration.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	I'm sorry.
	That was a 100% verbatim.
	Threw the helmet.
	Somebody caught it.
	Yes.
	No.
	That's crazy.
	And the people at Fox Digital would just be like, why does he keep coming here for his check?
	We send the check.
	Oh, wait, let's see what he has to say.
	Crime want.
	He looks like something from Ice Age.
	Like the cartoon.
	My partner in crime want to say a message to Venezuela from Dom and Letty.
	What is that?
	We are with you.
	Always.
	Y Polante Confé.
	Okay, that was really creepy.
	And I think that was Satanic.
	We should move on.
	Yeah, I don't see any Photoshop things, dude.
	Anyway, we'll look that up.
	And send them to us.
	Send them to the mailbag.
	Oh.
	I think I got one.
	Happy Creative Sunday.
	Okay.
	That's really creative, fancy.
	You click some filters.
	The Paint Daubs Photoshop effect.
	I'm feeling creative.
	I think I'll click, click, and click.
	Black and white, grayscale, contrast.
	Oh.
	Oh, my God.
	Imagine his conversations with his hot girlfriend with Trump.
	Look at Robert Douchebang Jr.
	Stop, stop.
	Stop, stop.
	Is it too much?
	Wait, before?
	Stop.
	Before I can hear him talk, I have to take in this fucking outfit.
	I have to take on the wool condom he has on his head, the fucking claw game sunglasses that the machine dispensed, the ridiculous pink t-shirt, and then this pajama top blazer he threw on at the end with his weird dying mustache.
	Well, he has a fusion core in his chest.
	I hope maybe that makes my outfit maybe a little more cool.
	What does Thor wear?
	Metal armbands?
	What is that about?
	God, he's the worst.
	Jarvis, dress me like a child with downs and do.
	Man, what a privilege it is in conjunction.
	The way he says man, just get a little bit.
	Man, what a privilege it is in conjunction with Charity Buzz to be doing this on behalf of the Rohat Association auctioning Vin Diesel's one-of-a-kind group jacket that he wore just part of the red carpet picture.
	I want you to know that when rich and famous people are involved in charity, it's a douchebag move that gets them more money and has nothing to do with sincerity.
	It's all about showboarding, it's all about promoting, it's all about them making more money.
	Fuck them.
	Turns to the premiere of Infinity War.
	Man, it's Groot.
	I didn't know that.
	I guess he's Groot.
	And listen, we're going to auction it off.
	I think it's autographed by every Avenger that wasn't too tipsy to handle a Sharpie.
	And you have until June 14th.
	I'm going to be bidding on this myself.
	I need this.
	See if you can outbid me, huh?
	And here's the four words I've been dying to say all day.
	Quick.
	Click my link.
	Okay, wait, first of all.
	Was that a shot?
	Look at your face.
	Wait, go back to that face.
	Look at that face.
	Was that like a shot at because he's sober?
	And then maybe like he felt left out at parties when everybody else is drinking and having fun?
	No, he's trying to make Avengers seem like super cool, crazy partiers to get totally hammered.
	Oh.
	Look at that fucking face.
	Wow, does he suck?
	Yeah, he's bad.
	Wow.
	It feels like we haven't spent enough time on that, but we should probably move on.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	You know, everyone says people that are conservative, their worst nightmare is their daughter coming on with a black guy or something like that.
	If my daughter was his age and she came home, she goes, Dad, I have a boyfriend and he's fucking low-dead and really fun and he's kind of like you.
	Like he's funny and he's weird.
	Okay, and he's in Hollywood.
	You'll recognize him when you meet him.
	Okay, cool.
	And then she shows up and it's either Vin Diesel or Robert Denny Jr.
	I would just go.
	I would take a knife and he'd say, calm down, Mr. McInnis.
	And I'd say, it's okay, Robert.
	This isn't about you.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	Yeah.
	Just bleed out in some Italian restaurant.
	That was a bit dramatic.
	Should we go?
	Okay, he's dying.
	A lot of sauce.
	All right, it says, all right, Morpheus in the Red Hill.
	That's crazy.
	Sir.
	You're on.
	Hey, how's it going?
	Hello.
	How you doing?
	Miss, I just wanted to talk about how close you are to being actually red pill.
	Okay.
	Let me guess.
	We've got some anti-Semitism on the horizon.
	No, no, no, no.
	No, no, no, no.
	That's not what I'm talking about at all.
	Red pill, meaning you are awake to the real world.
	I can't wait.
	Tell me what I'm missing.
	Well, right now you're getting close to Mr. Biggs level.
	Then you'll be at SOAP level, and then you'll be at my level.
	Right now, you're seeing 5% of the world.
	Okay.
	That doesn't seem to be the same.
	Then the other 95% is the deep web.
	It's like the deep web where WWW, the World Wide Web, is only 5% of everything that's on the Internet.
	Okay.
	So would you say that my love of Zionism and Jews is thwarting my awareness?
	No, I don't care about Jews.
	I'm a staunch individualist.
	I look at everybody as an individual.
	And when you take the red pill, that's eventually what you end up on.
	So what am I missing?
	Race and IQ?
	I should think less of African Americans?
	IQ is different because IQ measures how well you can process abstract as well as retention.
	So there are other aspects to human life like creativity and everything like that.
	That's why white people are really good at, they have IQs because they have developed the ability to process abstract thought, but that's not everything.
	Right, little puzzles and stuff.
	So can you give me an example?
	We don't have a lot of time for you to explain to me the other 95% of the things I don't know, but could you give me an anecdotal example of the kind of thing I don't know or embrace or understand that's preventing me from being fully woke?
	Oh, okay.
	Look up Fabian Socialist.
	Can you just tell me, please, rather than give me a homework assignment?
	Tell me an example of a piece of evidence that I don't like.
	For example, if I was talking to someone who knew nothing, I'd say more guns, less crime is a woke thing that you probably don't think.
	Not you, but this person, the Gavin equivalent in this analogy, the super dumb loser.
	I would say, hey, look it up.
	More guns, less crime.
	You'd be surprised.
	Then explain that.
	Why don't you do that to me based on all the shit I don't know?
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	So look up master.
	No, no, don't give me a fucking homework assignment.
	You use your incredible brain and your deft wokeness to explain to me one concept that I don't seem to understand.
	That there's no such thing as left and right.
	This is all a shell game.
	There we go.
	Nice.
	The way to control you is education and money.
	If you eliminate those things, then you are truly free.
	And by eliminate, I mean decentralized money.
	Okay.
	So cryptocurrencies is one way to do that.
	Don't acknowledge the paper that you have in your wallet right now.
	Don't acknowledge that as currency.
	It has zero value.
	What about going to get a beer today after the show?
	How do I buy beer?
	Well, that's the problem.
	That's the crux of it is we need more people to know they need to be red-pilled and everybody at the same time.
	I know it sounds crazy.
	I know it sounds impossible.
	But everybody or a massive amount of people need to acknowledge that the money that they have in their wallet right now is not real.
	But I want a beer today.
	I want to go drink a beer after this show.
	Say that one more time.
	I want to drink a beer after this show.
	Should my bar have a crypto card where they can accept cryptocurrency?
	Is that what we're going for?
	Yeah, that'd be great.
	But they don't even take credit cards.
	Well, they don't need it.
	What about gold?
	What about silver?
	All right.
	Thank you for calling.
	Caller.
	This was very edifying, and it's good to know that I can't have a beer if I go your way.
	Well, I think it's that it would need to start somewhere, I guess.
	Yeah.
	If there's a point to it.
	I don't know.
	That's right.
	I'm just saying it.
	You know what?
	Don't get a tie.
	Get a haircut.
	You want to LARP as a working person with a real life?
	Don't have a fucking bird's nest on your head.
	You look like you're wearing an Azakstanian hat.
	I look like an Indian tech guy.
	No, you look like some weird Mongolian who hunts for food.
	Savage Sam-based AAA trying to fucking Mongol, northern China.
	You look like a guy who lives in a ute.
	That's Mandarin.
	I don't think they speak that in Mongol.
	You look like Attila the Hun abortion.
	Attila the Huni.
	You should have said hunk, you fucking moron.
	Fudge.
	Savage Sam Bass, AAA, and I'm trying to help the pee-pee dot.
	That's literally what it says.
	Okay, what's up, peepee dot?
	Hey, um, no, the thing was translated, but it's heading up.
	I, on what you said, just the cerebral palsy guy, I have cerebral palsy as well, and I do agree with you.
	Sounds like your phone has cerebral palsy, dude.
	Sir, thanks for calling.
	You're going to have to call back.
	We'll try to move you to the front of the line.
	But I can kind of.
	Yeah, apparently it's contagious, and your phone got it.
	Thanks.
	No, we get it.
	No, he's saying he agrees with you.
	I did make that out.
	You think I got cerebral palsy?
	Like, ah, ah.
	That's my favorite Red Man line.
	And when I met him, I made sure we did a sketch about that where I pretended I had cerebral palsy, and I liked that line.
	It's actually so fucking brilliant.
	Because all raps rhyme, and then Red Man makes a sound, and he has cerebral palsy in the lyrics.
	So he's like, you think I got cerebral palsy?
	Like, ah, nice.
	He's good.
	He's good.
	Method Man and Red Man are very fun rappers.
	So is Buster rappers.
	Okay, Ryan, you don't need to contribute to 100% of the show, okay?
	Keith, get a little more Jamie on my ass.
	Keith?
	Hi, Keith.
	Hey, Ryan.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Hey, previous caller, not the terrible falls you got the previous one.
	Please just don't kill Gavin and Ryan today.
	You were pretty creepy.
	But hey, I called you guys last week thanking you for the sex position tip and how it appeared to have worked to get my wife pregnant, et cetera.
	And it kind of got me thinking.
	And actually, I'm glad that one of the other previous callers called in with a relationship question.
	Over the years, I've heard you give great relationship advice on how to get women, men, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
	If you ever wanted to break up the monotony of political talk, would you be open to the idea of a dedicated relationship segment, kind of a do's and don'ts, if you may?
	Like, for instance, take Ryan, for example.
	He's a nice guy, great personality, funny, but he's just kind of just missing that it factor.
	Sorry, Ryan.
	And I know if he had a few pointers from you, I think he could be a real lady killer.
	And trust me when I say this, trust me, there are plenty of Ryans out there.
	Again, sorry, Ryan.
	That's right there.
	Ryan dick hits a lot of pussy, by the way.
	Thanks.
	Much to my chagrin.
	He does really well.
	Thanks.
	I would like him to do much better.
	I'm picky.
	He's kind of just missing that one little thing, but I think you could help him out.
	I'm missing a sword to fight these hoes off, no?
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, let's make this.
	Thanks, guys.
	Look, to answer your question, we'll happily make this the relations portion of the show, relationship portion of the show.
	Ryan does well.
	My arm hurts.
	He lives right above a bar.
	Can you what?
	Ryan, okay.
	All right, this is gonna be cool.
	Um, Katrina, you're on the line?
	With Gavin?
	Hey, Katrina, how are you?
	Hey, guys.
	How are you good?
	How are you?
	How are you guys doing?
	Not bad.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Arkansas.
	Okay, go ahead.
	What's your question?
	Well, actually, it's not a question.
	I was just calling because my husband and I have a podcast.
	And the last time we went live on YouTube, my husband knows that I love you, Gavin, with all my heart.
	And so he was joking around about getting in a fight with you in the boxing.
	It would take two seconds.
	It'll be over.
	Oh, yeah?
	Ryan.
	I dare you, buddy.
	Ryan, I sent you.
	Ryan, on your Facebook account, I sent you guys the video with the time stamp.
	Okay, he'll pull it up right now.
	How long has your husband been boxing for?
	He's never boxed in his life.
	Wow.
	Dude, I train every day.
	I would crush your husband.
	Gavin, I have about six inches and 40 pounds on you.
	I would embarrass you in front of you and all your friends.
	Dude, I've got six inches in you, homo.
	Typical Gavin.
	I've got seven and a half in you.
	What?
	Now what?
	Yeah, all right.
	All day, seven and a half.
	All right, so you want to box me?
	That's that's yeah.
	I'm Gavin.
	Gavin, listen.
	I would, listen.
	I know you're not really going to do it because this is all like lip service, but trust me on this, your beard's not going to save you, dude.
	All right.
	Well, I'll look.
	I'll try to train harder.
	And thanks for the call.
	And by the way, this wasn't Gavin.
	Ha ha, you just got pranked.
	It's running.
	I knew that did not sound like Gavin.
	What the fuck, man?
	Yeah, and wanting to fight me, by the way.
	Now this is really Gavin back on the show.
	Wanting to fight me is kind of gay.
	Thank you.
	That's kind of homo.
	Like you want to get in a physical altercation with a 49-year-old man because your wife appreciates some of the things he says.
	Do you want to suck me off to it?
	First of all, you're being kind of homo now because I actually really enjoy your content too.
	It was playful, but now I really will hurt you.
	Oh, no. 28 minutes.
	What am I looking for here?
	Well, we'll check out your link.
	Thank you.
	Oh, I like your wife.
	Are we good there?
	She's nice and plump.
	Are we?
	Yeah.
	Oh, Kevin, thank you so much.
	I want you to rape me.
	Guys want to fight me.
	Their girls want to rape me.
	That's a t-shirt.
	Yeah.
	Women want me to rape them.
	And guys want to box me.
	You know wonder why he wants to box you.
	Wow.
	That's some stuff right there, boy.
	Let me see here.
	You don't really want that on July 5th during a heat wave, but from September to, what, June?
	It's ideal.
	I learned a lot.
	You learned how to roll.
	I learned how to come home all tired and pissed off.
	Sleep with the title.
	That's enough.
	Yeah, yes, young men who are well trained in jiu-jitsu.
	Yes, you may be able to beat up a 49-year-old man.
	And congratulations.
	You're just weird.
	This assumption that I'm Conor McGregor just pouring through these different opponents.
	Right, right.
	And I might finally find one who can take me, that's not my job.
	Yeah, you're like that haunted house.
	You know why I box every morning?
	To not go insane.
	I have so much fucking rage at these assholes putting my friends in prison, getting people fired, destroying lives, lying, doing ridiculous articles like, the term too sensitive is white supremacists trying to brainwash your children into becoming mass shooters.
	That kind of shit triggers me, and I'm a snowflake.
	So, in order to not lose my shit, I go and I beat up men and bags and double-ended bags and there's some footage of people after they've boxed you.
	There's a long line.
	There's some of the testimonials.
	You after you try to fuck with me.
	Zero.
	I'm with the brotherhood of zero.
	Do you even remember fighting that guy?
	No, I don't remember fighting him.
	Why does everyone I fight cover their eyes?
	Am I that ugly?
	By the way, that woman yelling, thank you, Gavin, I want you to rape me.
	She's clearly trying to rile up her husband.
	I'm never going to meet either of these people.
	So why is she trying to rile up her husband?
	Because he's not rough enough.
	Oh, snap.
	She's trying to get him crazy.
	I think she said raped, by the way.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's much less funny.
	My name is Ryan.
	I'm calling about the Canadian election.
	Hey there, fucker.
	Or whatever.
	Huru, bro.
	How are you guys?
	Good.
	How are you?
	I'm good.
	I'm from Pittsburgh.
	But man, I see what happened in Canada.
	I mean, holy shit.
	That is something, huh?
	Poor people up there.
	Yeah, you can wear blackface on a regular basis, and there's zero controversy.
	Exactly.
	The first black prime minister.
	Incredible, huh?
	Yeah.
	I really like that Max Bernier guy, Mad Max, even though he could barely speak English.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And from America, my view of Canada is just trailer park boys.
	That's all I think about Canada.
	Well, that's a large contingent of working class.
	And I think there's some truth to you radicalizing some youth.
	I'm in Chicago with some friends, and these kind of French accent-speaking people come up to me, and they ask me for directions.
	So, of course, if I never watched your videos, I would have gave them the right directions, but I don't know.
	I sent them wherever I wanted.
	Yeah, French Canadians give English people wrong directions.
	So if you ever see a French Canadian in your town, lie to him and call him a Pepsi while you're at it.
	Hey, you guys have a good one.
	All right.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	That call had nothing to it.
	How about that, eh?
	That felt.
	He must have been on hold for an hour.
	And he just goes, how about that, huh?
	I thought that was a setup to prank.
	Hey, how about that thunderstorm we had there on Thursday?
	It was like battering down.
	I heard some of the people had their basements flooded.
	Were we stuck in an elevator with that guy just now?
	You wait an hour to talk to someone.
	They're like, hey, man, I noticed your shirt's got pockets.
	Yeah?
	You can put a pencil in there, whatever you want.
	A receipt.
	Whatever you want.
	Yeah, fucking.
	Not an orange, obviously.
	They're not big enough, but maybe a granola bar, maybe a snack.
	Anyway, bye.
	Love the show.
	He calls back.
	You can cut the orange up.
	You could have a powdered orange drink.
	Yeah.
	But I don't see fruit in front pockets.
	It looks too much like teenage tits.
	All right.
	Anyway, bye.
	Ray from Florida.
	Fiancé won't take his last name.
	Oh, dude.
	Damn.
	Hey, guys.
	What's up?
	Hey, man.
	So, yeah, we're engaged, and she said she won't take my last name until we're married for five years.
	And she said when we do get married, that she'll change it on Facebook, but she won't legally change it until we're married for five years.
	Yeah, she's full of shit.
	This is bullshit.
	This is a bluff.
	She's just sort of making sure you're the right guy.
	You're going to get married.
	You're going to fill out the paperwork.
	You're going to put her new name there, by the way.
	You handle this.
	And you just change your name.
	And you say, yeah, yeah, I understand.
	Oh, it's just Facebook.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Just string her along.
	This isn't happening.
	This isn't real.
	This is like women.
	I was like this.
	When I met my wife, I said, I don't want kids that's fucked up.
	I'm not a kid guy.
	And she was sort of went, yeah, yeah, whatever.
	Just come and me.
	And then kids started coming out and I went, wow, these are cute.
	Like, sometimes you just have to take over the conversation.
	She's taking your name, dude.
	This is not a democracy.
	Doesn't she have to doesn't she have to like sign, like change her name legally herself?
	You know, I can't exactly remember how it went, but I just remember like after you're married, you're just signing shit and yeah, yeah, yeah, and bank accounts.
	And there's just so much shit to do.
	There's so much signing and going to City Hall and stuff that it'll just be part of the paperwork.
	All right.
	I hope that's how it works out.
	Yeah.
	Don't Definitely don't not marry her because of this shit.
	Women have crazy notions sometimes.
	I'm going to wear a top hat and a corset every day of our marriage.
	Yeah, yeah, okay, fine.
	After one day, she's like, this is like.
	What if we get married and do the paperwork and she doesn't change her name?
	Callback.
	Yeah, callback.
	But I don't see it happening.
	Okay, bye.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Yeah, we know her pretty well.
	That's not something she would say for sure.
	It's something women say because her sister told them to say that.
	Then they have their old stupid name and they feel weird.
	But it does look really bad on a dude.
	Like Bill de Blasio is the mayor of New York.
	He's like seven feet tall, this big giant.
	I'm the king of New York.
	But my wife prefers Charlene McRae, which is like, isn't that a slave name?
	Isn't that just randomly attributed to her from a Scottish slave guy?
	Holy smokes.
	And now you're like, I'm not a de Blasio.
	I'm a McRae.
	I have my own thing going on, like a $1 billion fund called Thrive that does nothing.
	This is Haley.
	We came to talk about Gavin and his book.
	Hey, girl name?
	No, yo, it's Hazy.
	Oh, my bad, dog.
	It's alright, man.
	All right, real quick.
	Gavin, Small Soldiers, perfect movie for the kids.
	Second thing, what's the difference between Death of Cool and How to Piss in Public?
	And the last thing is, it just, it sounds wrong to say that John's kinsman's wife pushed him to join the Proud Boys.
	It's almost like you're shifting the blame on her.
	I'm not a Proud Boy, but it just sounds bad.
	I love you guys.
	Peace.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, I guess you're right.
	But I wasn't trying to say, oh, John's wife is the one who started this mess.
	I was trying to say that this guy, John Kidsman, is being depicted as a racist.
	And so you go, oh, he has a black wife.
	And I saw Michael Ian Black on Twitter say, well, lots of slave owners had black mistresses that they would love, even though they thought blacks were garbage.
	So it's possible that a racist could love a black person.
	Twisted, bizarre logic that they have to go back hundreds of years to find an example of.
	However, it's relevant to mention that in John's thing because what we're trying to say is, I won't say her name, but John's wife isn't some dumb little pawn who's like, oh, my husband's a Nazi.
	I guess I'll sit here and cook and clean like a slave.
	She is the matriarch, and she goes, this is a good group.
	You should join this group.
	I talk to her every day.
	She's in control.
	She's not a victim in this scenario.
	So that is the message that we're going for, but maybe that's getting lost and people are turning it into.
	She started it.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	That's a good call, though.
	And by the way, Small Soldiers is a really good.
	Have you seen that?
	David Cross is in it.
	Yeah, he is.
	That's right.
	You know what he told me about Tommy Lee Jones Jones?
	He was a drunken idiot back when he got this gig, and he didn't take movies seriously and didn't realize that this would be his future.
	And he was more interested in booze.
	So he didn't show up on time.
	He was a total asshole.
	And there's one scene in it where he went out and he got super sunburned during the filming.
	So all of a sudden, he's just red.
	No weapon scenes.
	And he said, there's another scene where I broke my ankle partying.
	I got so wasted I tripped.
	And I said, I can't stand on my ankle.
	And they go, well, you have to walk across this office in this scene.
	And he said, I can't.
	I have a cast on.
	They go, you have to.
	So there's a scene, and we're not going to sit here and sift through it where he walks like 12 feet on a broken ankle, just going, no way.
	Yeah.
	Could it be that?
	I wonder.
	He said I was walking across a room.
	Oh, dude, he's absolutely...
	I know, but he's doing his nerd character.
	Are you sure?
	Clamped?
	Maybe you're right.
	He said he was walking across a room in it.
	Oh, that looks painful.
	All right, next call.
	All right.
	Topher.
	Topher?
	Hey, guys.
	Hello.
	Hey, congratulations on Limes, Ryan.
	Thanks, sir.
	That's Lime.
	About that plump gal that called that her husband wanted to buy you.
	She did sound like she said, oh, Kevin, please rape me.
	But I could be wrong.
	And it sounded like, please rate me.
	And the reason my brain automatically went to rate was because when I was in junior high, a popular thing for the gals to do is have their friend call a guy to see what they thought.
	Say, can you rate 10 girls for me?
	Well, I was late to the game and my friends were around.
	And when I got that phone call, I'm sure I'll rate 10 girls.
	And I took a lot of shit for that for many years.
	So I think it could be rate instead of rape.
	But I don't know.
	Maybe that's just my brain from all the shit I took.
	Thanks for calling, sir.
	And in this day and age, rape and raid are basically considered the same things.
	All right, we're into overtime here.
	Yeah.
	We got three more calls.
	Okay, let's do them.
	Vin Diesel, this is Devin, right?
	Yeah.
	So, I hope I'm not telling you any old news because I didn't catch the very beginning of this, but I thought the guy that told you about Vin Diesel's Facebook wasn't too fruitful, but you got to check out his fucking Instagram.
	He forces these people to stand behind him and all he's talking all this crazy positive vibe shit.
	And they're just standing there.
	They could not be more uncomfortable.
	But check out the Vendies and John Cena video.
	Yes, please.
	All right, thanks for calling, sir.
	We have a new fave.
	Let me see that.
	All right, everyone see that.
	Come on, get around.
	Gather around.
	He looks like he's fed up.
	He's like, come on, you guys.
	We're doing a fucking video.
	Let's do this.
	Come on.
	Yeah, you super fed up.
	It's a charity for breast cancer and self-awareness.
	You are what you make.
	You have to work hard every day.
	Put in 110%.
	Right, everyone?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, Vin.
	Knew it.
	Peace.
	Wait, that wasn't good.
	That wasn't good.
	But one more.
	Yeah, let's do one more.
	Hold on.
	Week 16, Fast 9.
	And it truly is, as Jordana says, a bittersweet moment because someone who I've had the great pleasure of working with, John Cena, is finally filming his last day.
	And I have to tell you, world, when you see him in this movie, when you see his character come to life, you will be blown.
	This is very uncomfortable.
	You are going to be ecstatic about what he's contributing.
	He's so uncomfortable.
	You know what?
	Can you just pause it for a second?
	There is a saying on the set where they call it a Venn moment.
	Really?
	And I just made this up, but I bet you.
	And so they go, John, where do you get your Venn moment?
	And he's like, I don't know what you mean.
	They go, oh, you'll know.
	You'll know.
	And then he just went back to the lunchroom where they have the buffet.
	And he's getting his chili and putting it on a paper plate.
	And he goes, I just had my Venn moment.
	And then they're like, what?
	And then they go, what'd you think?
	He goes, uh, it sucks.
	Venn moment alert.
	That's perfect.
	I think it's a good thing.
	He's got his hands in his coat pocket.
	He's not even kind of amused.
	All right, Finn, let's wrap it up.
	That's what it was.
	I can't even put it in the words.
	John Cena's last day.
	Oh, this just restarted.
	He looks like a white version of my dad, John Cena.
	Okay.
	Legitimately.
	I'll show you one day.
	He's got more.
	Should we get through these callers?
	Look more diesel?
	I want to see him with a celebrity in the background.
	Let me see.
	Maybe he takes steroids and it's rotting his brain.
	Remember, I told you that there was going to be a really intense scene?
	Yeah.
	So I'm in the middle of the scene.
	Remember, I told you that there was going to be a really intense scene?
	Uh-huh.
	It's a different take on a tuna party.
	This is past nine.
	What?
	We're at the end of week 10.
	And this is a unique European take on an opulent version of a tuna party.
	And you know, this is like nothing you've ever seen.
	Wait.
	That's nice.
	Yeah, he means like a sausage party, but chicks.
	I think they're not smart enough to make fun of NDPs.
	No, I knew that.
	But is that like Me Too shit?
	You can't say tuna party.
	Shut up, Brian.
	Week 10.
	I was in the gym all morning listening to this song by French Montana and A1 they sent to me that they want me to do a verse on, so I got this song on my head.
	We're on set here in Fast 9, and it is another amazing location.
	The locations in this movie have been incredible from Thailand to LA, all through Europe.
	I'm doing an intense scene today with John Cena, who is so bad, and he will not take the bait.
	Did you ever see him in Triple X where he jumps off?
	He wants the local village children to be able to watch the world soccer match, but the state won't allow them.
	So he climbs up a radio tower, gets the game somehow, like the tower, like a radio tower just has a game in a box, and it's got nothing to do with electrowaves broadcasting it.
	So he grabs it, and then he jumps into the forest.
	You're going to die, Vin.
	No.
	He lands or he has skis on him somehow.
	And then he's skiing down the mountain wearing cargo shorts and Timberland boots.
	And then he somehow switches from the skis to a longboard.
	And then he's going down the mountain on a longboard.
	No, that's not even close, dude.
	Yeah, just look at Vin Diesel skiing in jungle triple X. I think he just kickfliped the car.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Jungle skiing scene.
	Jungle skiing.
	Miguan go a jungle ski.
	Mikuana go a jungle ski.
	Here they leg and rock out your god.
	Koof.
	Oh, it's DEF CON 1.
	So, but he's not skiing anymore.
	Hey, you can have my skateboard, Mr. Diesel.
	Thanks, dude.
	Let's go.
	Yay, we love you.
	You're the best.
	We can do anything.
	Skateboard, ski.
	Yay!
	This is the beginning of the movie, and it shows you how he was hiding out in like Costa Rica or something, and is instantly the coolest guy in town, getting all the kids' soccer games by breaking the law and fucking up the state.
	Anyway, sorry.
	What a long tangent that was.
	That's our new favorite guy, Vin Diesel.
	His tattoos are depressing.
	I think that's the word.
	All right.
	All right, more people started calling.
	So, um.
	What do we do here?
	Oh, we got Nick.
	Should we just take those three that we're going to take?
	Yep.
	All right.
	Nick.
	What feedline would you want?
	Shout out to Zoe.
	What's up, Gavin?
	I don't know if you're going to remember this, but a while back on the Gavin McKinnon show, you had Malice on, and I think there was a caller, and Michael was like, oh, you got to hang up, or I'm going to leave.
	I always wondered, like, what that was about.
	Oh, the grandpa.
	I don't know if you remember or not.
	Yeah, I think it was his grandfather, and they have a bad relationship and they don't speak.
	And the grandfather wants Michael back in his life.
	And Michael will probably never speak to me again because I'm just saying this.
	Wow.
	But yeah, that was very unusual.
	Yeah, I just always like, what the hell happened there?
	But yeah, it's not as exciting as I thought.
	Yeah, sorry.
	Yeah, you think that's the thing.
	Occam's razor means it's always the most boring thing.
	Brian, don't bother trying to find it.
	It's sort of like when I left Vice, everyone thought there was this incredible gossip, but it was more just like, man, we don't like each other anymore.
	Next call.
	All right, Brandon, electrician.
	Hey, guys.
	Hello.
	Hey, so Gavin, I just want to call you and tell you, a couple months ago, you referenced becoming an electrician as a trade.
	And I was working at a gym when you said it, and it got me thinking, I started doing research.
	So I ended up taking a test, and I became an electrician apprentice, and I just got in.
	So now I'm making more money than I ever have.
	I have great benefits.
	And honestly, I probably wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for your show.
	So thank you.
	Wow.
	That's the best call we had all day.
	What great news.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's awesome.
	Sick.
	He's going to be making tons of money.
	His kid's going to have an ATV.
	Benefits.
	Benefits.
	Country House.
	Go to Breezy Point.
	You'll get in, unlike me.
	The dopest vacays.
	It's basically just down to plumber and electrician.
	I hear Welder's good too, but those are your top things.
	Or you could spend a quarter million dollars getting a degree at NYU in speech pathology that pays $0 a year.
	Your call.
	My passion's photography.
	Marcel.
	Hey, man.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Hey, what's up?
	What's up with you?
	It's all good, man.
	Hey, I don't know if you know, but you do have a following in Brazil, Ryan.
	And Gavin.
	Oh.
	What was that?
	Someone dressed up as me in Brazil for Halloween?
	Yeah, you got the accent wrong, man.
	You got to practice a little more.
	No, you have to practice a little more, man.
	What is you saying?
	That someone dressed as me in Brazil for Halloween?
	You have a following.
	Oh, yeah, I know that.
	I've been on my show there in Brazil.
	Brazil is one of the last bastions of masculinity in the Western world.
	You got Bolsonaro.
	And then what else is there?
	There's Hungary, there's Poland, there's Italy.
	There's hope for the West.
	Yeah, you should come down sometime.
	I'd love to.
	That's awesome.
	Thanks, sir.
	Thanks for calling, gorgeous.
	Did you have anything on Mugabe, by the way?
	Anything on him?
	Mugabe, yeah.
	I don't know if you had any comments.
	I love him.
	Yeah, he's my favorite dictator of all time.
	I love that he...
	Like, I want to have a Mugabe shirt.
	I love that it.
	But you know, he died.
	Yes, he died.
	But he had already stopped running Zimbabwe.
	He gave it to his mistress, his secretary, which caused riots in the streets, obviously.
	But I like when he turned, whatever it was, 90, he had, for dinner, he had a lion, a 400-year-old turtle, like all of these endangered species that he's just munching away on.
	He has a fucking Hitler mustache.
	Yeah, he's great.
	He's like the Vin Diesel of Africa.
	Anyway, thanks for calling, dude.
	All right, we got to wrap this up here.
	This is going...
	Mugabe.
	I love you, Mugabe.
	We love you.
	I do, too.
	All right, this is the last call.
	Oh, wait.
	I dropped them.
	Oh, you dropped the ball.
	Yeah.
	Well, that was the last call.
	That was the last three that were.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop.

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