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Oct. 21, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E75 - PEAKY BLINDERS

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	From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	To the edge of town, go across the track.
	Where the vine duct looms like a bird of doom.
	Rising shoes off and crack.
	Where secrets line, the border fires, and the humming wisdom, you know you're never going back.
	Prost the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks.
	And on a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man In a dusty black coat with a red right hand Slow You alright geezers?
	Welcome back to get off my bloody lawn.
	And when I say get off my lawn, I'm speaking mostly to you fucking people who are mucking about.
	Don't muck about.
	I know what you're thinking, why do you have a watch?
	Don't been invented yet?
	Because I'm a time-traveling blinder, mate.
	You may have noticed my razor blade that I carry around in my hat is modern type.
	That will, it's kind of tricky to cut.
	You gotta really, you gotta really get in there.
	Might help if you remove the conditioning strip.
	The conditioning strip is getting in the way.
	Yes.
	I gave up on peaky blinders for a long time because the guy's too hot.
	What's so funny?
	It's a weird reason to not watch a thing.
	You think I'm gay?
	You think I got too horny?
	I didn't say that.
	No, it's distracting.
	If you look at mugshots from 1919 in England, they're all, first of all, all mug shots from back then.
	Everyone is cross-eyed.
	And I think it's from fighting.
	I think they have their cataracts separated.
	You should make this the thumbnail, by the way.
	But yeah, I think they get in fights.
	That's what people looked like back then.
	Do you see a lot of hunks?
	Look at that guy's nose.
	It's been flattened 1,000 times.
	It's gone.
	Oh my god, that guy's been punched a lot.
	That kind of looks like my dad.
	His name is Artemis Lang.
	See, that makes sense.
	And then this is America, right?
	Yeah.
	I'm not sure.
	Let me see.
	Why would you do that?
	I was talking about England.
	Peaky Blinders takes place in England, Ryan.
	It's not a Wild West show.
	Yeah, that one was from...
	And they got that Irish big lower lip.
	I think it comes from inbreeding.
	No offense, Ryan.
	Not you, another friend I have.
	So those make more sense to me.
	Why are you clicking on a little kid?
	That's an actor.
	Okay, that guy's about as handsome as it gets.
	And then you turn on peaky blinders, and the guy is melting your mouth, breathtakingly gorgeous, with mile-high cheekbones, perfect lips.
	He looks like a hot chick.
	Doesn't he?
	Good features, man.
	It's just distracting.
	Look at him.
	Look at him.
	If he had long hair and lipstick on and was advertising Ajant provocateur, you'd buy it.
	He could be in the Victoria's Secrets fucking runway show.
	And you'd just be like, she has small tits.
	I don't know.
	But I'm disciplining myself because all the guys at the gym are into it.
	And I thought, okay, I got to get past this.
	And then I thought, well, he's kind of a freak.
	You know, he's like the ladyboy of wherever they're from.
	Are they in Liverpool?
	I don't even know where it's from.
	I think it's like Manchester or something.
	They talk about taking over London.
	So I guess they're north of London.
	We went on a Peaky Blinders pub crawl over the weekend.
	All English pubs.
	I was disappointing.
	I had an Irish goodbye, as is my want.
	I love, I can't, like, I should love this show because it's about bookies with Irish backgrounds in Britain.
	That was my dad, Johnny McGinnis, not Johnny McInnes.
	He changed his name to sound more Scottish.
	And Johnny McGinnis was a bookie back when you had to do it all in your head, Bet DSI.
	And change the odds as you got more things.
	And he was a communist.
	He ran the communist labor union, head of the union at the paper merchant company, at the printer's press in Glasgow.
	There we are.
	That's pretty low res.
	I look amazing.
	The guy behind me with the beard, the white guy, okay, that's fine.
	What's with the denim, boys?
	Yeah.
	I was a little disappointed in the denim.
	Black guy, pretty good, Terrence, but he had, he reminded me of a state trooper.
	In fact, as I got drunker, the more I would repeat the joke saying, I was in a rush.
	My wife's very sick.
	Please just give me this one chance.
	And then keep going.
	Fireman boxer in the middle there.
	That's the guy with the jeans and the bag is the coach.
	What's with people bringing bags too?
	I go, what's in your fucking bag?
	A jacket if it gets colder later.
	What do you, you want to be all snug as a bug in a rug?
	Tommy was the winner, though.
	That's great.
	His vest is a jacket and his pocket watch worked.
	And then the Italian dude in the very background there with the ball, he was just wearing a giant's jacket.
	I go, what are you doing?
	He's like, what?
	I didn't play fucking dress up with you.
	Well, we're at a dress up party.
	And then Max, the guy in the middle there, his hat said Kango on the back.
	Oh, no.
	I'm like, dude, can you not get a Sharpie out, please?
	Look at my vest Working overtime.
	My vest is working overtime.
	Anyway, that was fun.
	Beginning of the night, though, some kid on the train comes up to me.
	He's like, he's about 20 and curly hair, probably Jewish.
	And he goes, Hey, how's it going?
	You guys going for the gangster thing?
	20s gangster?
	And all these guys are murderers that I'm with, right?
	They're all from my boxing gym.
	And the problem with murderers is they're very nice because they're not used to people fucking with them because people who fuck with them die.
	So Ryan goes, Yeah, look up the show Peaky.
	It was almost like, do you ever see a heavy metal parking lot where they're interviewing these kids and they're at a Jewish priest concert?
	And he goes, we got tickets.
	This Mexican kid, we got tickets.
	And then they go, why?
	Oh, our friend was killed in an accident and the mother got him tickets.
	What is this little thing here?
	I got to get rid of that.
	That was sort of Ryan.
	He's like, hey, look up Peaky Binders.
	It's a show.
	This guy could kill a room full of people, but his attitude is like an eight-year-old.
	Look up Peaky Binders.
	That's what we're dressed as.
	Talking to a 20-year-old.
	And the kid goes, oh, cool.
	Click on heavy metal parking lot.
	Okay.
	Maybe go heavy metal parking lot.
	We got tickets.
	You don't know about this?
	No.
	You don't know anything.
	Have you seen Animal House?
	This looks before my time.
	Well, duh.
	But the Rolling Stones are before your time.
	How can you not have heard of this?
	Jesus Priest explode into the Capital Center this Saturday.
	You will be.
	Time for this long.
	You will be.
	The fits across the mouth.
	Everybody's smoking.
	I'm going to get alive for now.
	Looks like you're dressed for a concert, right?
	Get a shot at this.
	That's back when gear got you wasted.
	I have a question.
	What's that?
	Don't ever get it in a car.
	Did your boyfriend do it to you?
	Yeah, he did.
	He's brutal.
	How about your bandana?
	What's this?
	This is back when chicks were duped.
	I don't know.
	It doesn't mean anything, does it?
	This is back when they were starting to figure out Rob Halford's gay and they're like, Glenn Tipton, you rock.
	Rob Halford don't know about you.
	What would you do if you met Rob Halford?
	I'd jump his bounce.
	Oh, this guy, Madonna's a dick.
	Go back to the beginning of this guy.
	What's your philosophy on the road?
	No, it's me.
	Oh, yeah.
	It sucks shit.
	Heavy metal rules.
	Heavy metal rules.
	Oh, that punk shit sucks.
	Punk shit sucks.
	It belongs on fucking Mars, man.
	What the hell is punk shit?
	And Madonna.
	Madonna can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.
	She's a dick.
	Seriously, she's heavy metal.
	Heavy metal definitely.
	That was on my bucket list.
	To get word to Madonna about this guy and ask her what she thinks that he said she's a dick.
	That's great.
	That and to go up to Brad Pitt and go, so you're Brad Pitt.
	That don't impress me much.
	Walk away.
	Anyway, there's a kid on that who goes, we got tickets.
	And it reminded me of Ryan talking about the little kid.
	Anyway, so he goes, hey, man, can we?
	He's being really cool.
	Maybe he's on opioids or something.
	But he goes, he was a rich kid.
	And he goes, hey, man, can we get a picture?
	Okay, cool guy.
	So he's like, yeah.
	And then he goes, maybe we'll be like this.
	So he's fucking with me.
	My spidey senses are tingling at this point.
	So I'm going to sit with him and be like this and be like, yeah, we say fuck you to society.
	So he's like this in the picture and he can't see me, but I'm like this making a hole.
	So it's like that.
	And then I'm just out of his range going, like I'm licking him.
	And then he was getting off at Harlem, God knows why.
	And he said, so you hate Jews?
	Oh, before that, he said, I've seen you on YouTube.
	Absolutely.
	And I go, what?
	No.
	And he goes, yeah, I've seen the video.
	And I go, no, you didn't.
	You're talking about something you have not seen.
	You're talking about a joke.
	And he goes, yeah, right.
	And I go, you got a lot of hubris right as the door is opening, don't you?
	And I go, by the way, whoever told you that that was what it is is wrecking jokes.
	So your side is ruining jokes for you, you fucking loser.
	And all the boxing guys, they're not used to this.
	They're not used to people fucking with them.
	So they're like, what the hell's going on?
	And then he goes, have a good day.
	And then as he's stepping, as the door's closing, I hear him mumble.
	Without looking at me, he goes, fuck you.
	And then he turns around.
	He goes, no, seriously, have a good day.
	What?
	You?
	What a waste.
	What a waste of time.
	But I thought I was going to last to all 14 bars.
	That's only 14 beers.
	On Keith's boat, I can have 14 beers.
	We're doing a pint per bar.
	And there's a lot of walking in between bars.
	There's only English pubs in New York City.
	Not Scottish, not Irish.
	Only English.
	With Scotch eggs and all kinds of stuff.
	And English food, which is all disgusting, of course, except when you're drinking.
	But I only made it from like three to nine.
	That's six hours.
	And then I Irish goodbye.
	Everyone knows how to Irish goodbye, right?
	You're sitting at the bar, you sort of give yourself some space.
	Usually you should do this when you feel like you're going to fall asleep on the floor, which is where I was at.
	And then you start walking in there and you go, hello?
	What?
	Wait, when?
	This looks like an emergency now.
	My wife is calling.
	Someone's on fire.
	So now it explains how you're outside for like 40 minutes because you're dealing with this crisis.
	Then you get out there, call an Uber, still stay on the phone, pretending to be on the phone, and then hop in the Uber and fucking get some Z's.
	So that's what we did.
	I'm getting kind of warm here in this jacket.
	Do you mind, Ryan?
	No, no, I do not.
	Put a little music.
	That's Nick Cave.
	He's got a new album out.
	Ghost Teen.
	Now, I'm a dad.
	So whenever I see Nick Cave, I can't help but think, your son died.
	Your son did LSD.
	He jumped off a cliff thinking he could fly or some shit.
	And it's just the elephant in the room.
	If he's playing a show or something, I'm Like that guy's son died.
	This song's about his dead son.
	He's doing this as therapy because his son's dead.
	I just can't get it out of my head because I couldn't imagine being in that scenario.
	And even this album, Ghost Teen, is that your son?
	Is he the ghost teenager?
	I'm sorry, I'm obsessed.
	Is it ruined Nick Cave for me?
	No.
	It's added a layer.
	My wife always puts on Nikkei when she's drunk really loud.
	And then I become...
	I'm like, all right, that's far too loud.
	Dad husband.
	Far too loud.
	No, no, we're not doing that.
	Young lady, get back in bed.
	No, we're not listening to your iPhone in bed.
	And then she'll blare and put it under a pillow to add bass.
	What's he saying?
	Sitting at the kitchen table, listening to the radio.
	Listening to hear about dead kids.
	Like my son who died.
	Listening about LSD.
	You think you'd be an anti-LSD crusader after that?
	He loves his son.
	It's a song to his son.
	Who died?
	Who died?
	It's LSD's son.
	Right.
	He still loves his son.
	He can't forget his son who died.
	Even though he died.
	And I love you, dead son.
	Son died.
	His son died.
	He loves it because he's alive to love.
	When my daughter was much younger, it'd be bedtime.
	And it would be summer, like end of July.
	And her bedtime was, you know, 7.38 when she was five.
	And the sun would be blaring in bed.
	That's confusing.
	And she'd always like, no, I'm not going to bed.
	The sun's back, dad.
	The sun's back.
	It's funny.
	You lock into those things and then you keep saying them when they're old.
	And you go, I suppose you're mad that the sun's back and it's time to head home.
	So I don't know what you're talking about.
	I'm quoting you, dummy.
	But I wanted to play The Final Countdown by Europe because I was at the gym today doing a class, which is very intense.
	The trainer there does this thing where he just wears you out for 40 minutes, 35 minutes, and that's as good as the usual workout, which is an hour and 20 minutes.
	I'm fine with that.
	Let's condense it.
	But he just puts a rock on a playlist.
	He's Puerto Rican, right?
	They're just like, I guess we won't listen to, what's that shit you guys listen to?
	I don't listen to trap, but are you talking about trap?
	No.
	It's like Puerto Rican disco.
	Oh, reggaetone?
	Reggaetone.
	I don't want to put on reggaetone.
	These white people don't.
	He's wearing a jacket, by the way, in the gym.
	And I go, what are you doing?
	And he goes, yeah, that's true, right?
	White people don't get cold.
	It's like 68 degrees in the gym.
	Anyway, he puts on rock because he knows white people like rock and the class is 90% white.
	And it was the final countdown.
	Put on the final countdown by Europe.
	I couldn't stop laughing.
	Because when you're working out and doing planks and push-ups, you are in a montage of a guy getting in shape.
	What's this big intro about the...
	Why are Europeans so corny?
	Is it because we have blacks?
	Do blacks make us cool?
	Is Europe what white people would be like if they never had black people in their lives?
	I have a feeling it's to do with the mixes of all the races because you could judge things more since it's not like built into you.
	These are nothing.
	Well, I guess there's a lot of Hispanics.
	Well.
	But Jews, Asians, Lebanese, Arabs, they're all under 3-4%.
	Wait, this isn't as funny as it was at the gym.
	Turn it up, maybe.
	Yeah, there.
	And you're doing the leg things on the ladder?
	Yeah, that is pretty funny.
	You see the calendar going off in the background as you get more and more in shape.
	The coach shaking his head, then he's like nodding his head.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And your opponent's being super lazy on a cigarette, laughing, drinking a beer.
	He's like, he's the tortoise in the hare.
	He's going to win because he's trying hard.
	slow motion, sweat down the brow.
	On a serious note, This boxer who died?
	No.
	Dude, heaviest shit ever.
	Black guy, but not poor.
	Not your typical from the streets boxer.
	Middle-class kid, parents who loved him, well-educated, had a master's in nutrition.
	He came by our gym all the time.
	He's from Long Island.
	And the guy across the street from him was a coach.
	So he's like, yo, this is cool.
	What's this?
	You do?
	Boxing?
	I want to try that.
	So he takes boxing the way my kids would, like out of curiosity.
	Half the real boxers are guys who go, wait a minute, I can get in a fight with big pads on my hands that don't hurt.
	And when it gets too far, people stop it.
	There's a bell.
	This is paradise.
	This is like a sleepover.
	The rest of us are just going, ow, ow.
	But he died.
	Wasn't I talking about how they should call a fight if the guy's getting worse and worse and worse?
	He's not going to get better.
	It's not like baseball, the Rocky fantasy where they think, oh, Rocky's going to get up off the mat after losing nine rounds and then win.
	That's a dangerous myth because this poor bastard got pounded.
	And so one of the guys at my gym was saying, look, if he's been knocked down twice, not bad, but had to take a knee, and it keeps going like this and like this, just call the fight.
	It's not going to come back up yelling, Adrian, Adrian.
	And another thing, I don't know anything about boxing, but another smart guy was saying, look at the previous fight.
	Because sometimes you didn't give the cerebral cortex or whatever enough time to heal.
	So maybe it's the previous fight that killed him.
	But spoiler alert, no, spoiler alert.
	Warning, NSFW, horrific content.
	We're about to watch a snuff film.
	We're about to watch a man die.
	So You may want to turn away.
	That's Patrick Day with the fancy hair.
	And you could say, oh, he's out of gas.
	I'll show you his box rec in a sec.
	He's a very accomplished boxer.
	Damn.
	Bang.
	That wasn't it, though.
	Was it?
	No, no, no.
	No, those are the previous ones, right?
	Look how good he is.
	So you can't get him.
	He's too good.
	He's moving around.
	Who's the guy who got him?
	Conwell?
	Conwell.
	Yep.
	What round is this?
	Round 10.
	Ow!
	He's already going there.
	So that left hook was actually here.
	Go back and show it again.
	Apparently he hit the mat wrong.
	How can he hit the mat wrong?
	I don't know.
	It's just the way his head met the thing.
	Yeah, that was ouch.
	See, he's already fading there.
	Oh, he did do a bong, bong, bong.
	Yeah.
	It's just, you know, it was like maximum velocity whipping.
	It was like a whip into the ground.
	Yeah, that's it.
	He was in a coma for four days.
	This happened a week ago.
	Then he's in a coma for four days, and he died, I think, Wednesday night.
	Forgot to talk about it.
	His funeral is this Friday in Long Island, Freeport, New York.
	I think it's open to everyone.
	What a nightmare.
	But then I saw Sheriff Clark on Parlor because I'm on ghetto social media.
	I'm going to slowly be stripping throughout the show.
	So get ready for some Sirius Nips.
	Oh, Siri Nips are playing at Mercury Lounge, by the way, if you want to check them out.
	They just canceled it, too, because they're bassist, yeah.
	I think he's sick or something like that.
	He does background vocals, and I think he got laryngitis.
	Oh, well, they could just forgo without the background vocals.
	That's what I said.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Actually, that's who was opening for them.
	Forgone vocals.
	So that sucks.
	What were you saying about Sheriff?
	Oh, he was all about how this is boxing is dangerous and, you know, we have to end it and all that shit.
	I mean, people die.
	How many boxes die a year?
	Look that up.
	It's not a lot.
	But what about my kids?
	Like, I want my son to, my son, my youngest son loves it.
	He's only six.
	What about when he's 12?
	That's really the peak.
	You watch 12-year-old spar, it's as fun as watching a match that you paid $100 for.
	They are like bumblebees.
	They can't hit each other.
	It's like everything slows down for them.
	It's like the Matrix.
	So I want my son to enjoy that.
	But then he starts getting 18, 19, and you go, okay, it's a lot of blows to the head.
	Maybe let's pack it in now.
	From 1995, since boxing started in 1884, the Queensbury rules, 500 have died in total.
	In the ring or as a result of boxing.
	How far back?
	You gave me two starting dates.
	Oh, so from 1884 to 1995.
	That was a list of deaths.
	1894?
	Mm-hmm.
	But then this...
	1995 minus 1894 equals 100 years, right?
	Yeah.
	And 500 have died.
	500, that's five a year.
	Then I would say that the average is 13 deaths a year.
	Well, that's very different.
	Between when it started in 2001.
	So don't go on this show for news, folks.
	You will get burned.
	So the updated one is 13 a year.
	What else is in the news?
	Oh, yeah.
	Look at his box wreck before we abandon Patrick Day forever.
	What about you, Ryan?
	If you had a kid, would you let him box?
	Yeah.
	Unless it, you know, that's what he loved to do.
	That's what he loved to spend his life doing.
	Look at that.
	17 wins, six of them KOs.
	He's been knocked out twice, four losses.
	This was not a rookie.
	You know what's weird, though?
	You look at Box Rec, which, by the way, has every fight ever in the world.
	Like back to John Sullivan, you're a bum.
	Even before that, you're a bum is like the 20s.
	It has the 1800s.
	But if you look at Box Rec and you look at his stats, no mention that he boxed to death.
	It's just like scroll down.
	There's the fight with Conwell.
	There's no special little thing on that.
	He lost.
	It was a KO.
	Three stars.
	Wow.
	Last six.
	There's the arena it was in.
	No mention that the poor bastard died.
	Only the good die young.
	Only the good die young.
	What else should we talk about?
	I sent you some pics I want to go over.
	I thought that would be fun.
	Oh, this is interesting.
	So I went to buy this hat.
	This hat is a Stetson hat.
	It cost me $105.
	Now, why would a cheap person spend this much money on a hat that you find all over Times Square?
	These are hanging by the thousands.
	I'm probably only ever going to wear it for this show and the Peaky Blinders thing.
	I'm never going to wear it again.
	It looks ridiculous.
	So why did I buy a hat so quickly with no questions asked?
	Why was I so verklimp?
	Why was I so frantic at the hat store?
	Well, it was Stetson by Chick-fil-A there on 31st and 5th, I think.
	And this African-American person of color without a home was outside yelling at two Indian gentlemen about Trump or something, screaming at them.
	caught the tail of it.
	My cotsucker.
	By cotsucker.
	He was really hard on that.
	So that's all I have of that.
	And I came up with a great, if I want to record things, I pretend I'm doing FaceTime.
	Yep.
	So I'm recording him, but I'm like this, hey, what's going on?
	No, we're going to be over there.
	That's kind of sophisticated for 1% of the population.
	99% go, oh, he's on FaceTime.
	Lunatics, deranged homeless lunatics, just see a phone and they think that I'm recording Him, which I was.
	So they're actually so dumb, they're smart again.
	Anyway, he goes like this: ew no, yes, dude.
	No, about two feet from my face.
	Oh, no, his face explodes with spit.
	I have my glasses on, praise Jesus.
	So there's boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, speckles.
	I feel it all over my head, my face.
	I feel it in my beard.
	And every time I tell this story too, people go, you kick the shit out of him?
	No, dude.
	It's like being maced.
	Right.
	Or tased.
	You just go, oh.
	And I had my jacket on.
	I was trying to dry my face with my jacket.
	I'm sort of disoriented.
	I get my glasses.
	I don't want to spread it around.
	So I'm like dabbing my face with the inside of my jacket.
	And the Stetson star was right there.
	And I don't know if he's going to follow me in there and keep spitting in my face.
	And I get in there and I push through the crowd and I see that hat.
	I give me that hat.
	Okay.
	I don't care if it's $105 or whatever it is.
	Only after did I realize how much money I'd wasted on a fucking stupid hat.
	I wonder if they employ that man, the hat store.
	Yeah, he's got a Spitrounder.
	Oh, shit, give me a derby.
	Business was slow, Dad, but we got a Spit Rounder, and you're right.
	It's worth the money.
	We paid him 20 bucks, and we sold 32 hats.
	He comes in and he's like, excuse me.
	By the way, this is how I, you know how I'm always touching my hair and you hate it?
	Yeah?
	Like this, you film somebody like this.
	Oh, that's a good idea.
	You're not, oh, you're showing them.
	You just think that you're.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	So you film it and you're like.
	But for me, the hair especially, because like.
	But I can't afford to must this.
	I know.
	That's why it comes naturally for me, and it's not going to make a difference whenever I touch it.
	Maybe I could be like...
	Yeah, like your teeth.
	Yeah.
	What is that in my tooth?
	Yeah.
	You could really get the phone up high, too.
	Yeah.
	What is that?
	Right there.
	Yeah.
	Or if you do a peace sign in front of it, perhaps?
	Like this, like...
	That's good.
	Let me practice that.
	Yeah, you could be gay.
	Why not be gay?
	It's not like they're going to go, that guy's a fag.
	I thought he was married.
	People who only listen to the audio of this.
	Be sexy, too.
	Like, look, I'm pointing it right at you.
	That's great.
	I think we helped people.
	I think we did, too.
	So the pictures you sent, I'm sorry, that wasn't...
	And it peaky blindered your interest.
	What if this was your face?
	Like, I wouldn't be married to my wife.
	I would have a...
	I'd have to have some kind of foreigner for a wife.
	Some court of fob.
	There's something cool about that.
	This is my wife, Hintia.
	I'd have to write it out every time.
	I have no offer lip.
	I was in a car accident.
	You're so ugly your wife has to have no vowels in her name?
	H-Y-X-X-V-E-N-N-E-A.
	Oh, my God.
	So there's an A at the end.
	She's from Kazakhstan.
	Probably smoking hot, but I couldn't imagine being married to someone having to hear an accent.
	Go ahead.
	Let's see more pics.
	Okay.
	I sent you a whole bunch of pics.
	Yeah, there's a bunch of these pics.
	Monday's pick day.
	Oh, why is there only one there?
	Oh, there we go.
	Here's the pics.
	That was cool.
	So there was a, well, you're giving away the other pics.
	Frozen.
	Okay, there we go.
	That's basically what he did to me.
	Someone sent us a t-shirt version of Tom of Finland.
	Their poor butts.
	I showed this to my wife and I said, is this homophobic?
	And she goes, yes.
	Why?
	Their butts are, if this was a real scenario, and it's an exaggerated drawing of three gays, their butts would be ravaged.
	My heart's going out to their poor butts.
	I'm kind of, this idea of dropping, spending a goddamn fortune on liberal guests means that we don't have to seduce them anymore, which means the merch store can be off the chains.
	So I think I might bring in that shirt I always wanted, Titzer for Fags.
	Their poor butts could be there now.
	I want to make a pin that says, don't let me do shots or Coke.
	Hey, graphic design guys out there, make us some stuff.
	I also want a pencil that says, don't do drugs, and put the don't do drugs very close to the front.
	So after two sharpenings, it just says do drugs.
	I see.
	That happened at my school when I was a kid.
	Oh, they had those pencils?
	Yeah, it said, hey, kids, don't do drugs.
	And then hey, kids was gone, don't do drugs.
	Do drugs.
	If you get a small pencil, it said do drugs.
	What else do we got in the pick sack?
	Oh, this was a brilliant point by Michael Malice that I've noticed.
	Every anti-Chappelle article can be summed up in one sentence.
	Don't forget your place, boy.
	Wait, why did he hashtag it with two...
	You have to put both.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I've noticed this with the Chappelle backlash.
	And you know where else you notice this?
	In the Twitter.
	I mean, sorry, the Joker backlash.
	Where the hell did I put that?
	Oh, there we go.
	Something happening with Joker.
	Got it?
	18?
	18.
	Wow, you're faster than me.
	Yes, there we go.
	So someone says this is a magnificent scene, right?
	And someone points out that there's a continuity problem where he's smoking at the end.
	Yep, I noticed that.
	I don't think it's a continuity problem.
	You just jumped some time.
	Yeah.
	You know, should we show him lighting this new cigarette?
	That's what happened.
	A new cigarette.
	Yeah, those are long stairs.
	Look at those stairs.
	Right.
	So I guess the director should have had him pull out a new cigarette at some point.
	Anyway, this is kind of subtle.
	So you'll be forgiven if you don't agree with me.
	But go back to that tweet.
	She goes, he begins this magnificent sequence, sarcastically, by throwing away his cigarette.
	It ends this sublime, extraordinary scene by having it suddenly appear in his mouth again.
	That's Heather Ann Campbell, one of these affirmative action comedy writers who is only writing for comedy shows because they have to get their chick numbers up.
	And those kind of women resent anyone, as Michael Malice said about the Chappelle critics, stepping out of line.
	Don't acknowledge masculinity.
	Don't acknowledge what white men go through or men in general because that threatens my job.
	And if you scroll down to the retweets on that, you notice a general cuntiness.
	Like that can be blamed on being made to live in a society.
	Yeah, it's sort of like the straight pride parade where everyone hated these people for celebrating being normal.
	What else does he say?
	I got this stupid camera in the way.
	It's a two-plus cigarette kind of staircase.
	Is this all in my head?
	I don't know.
	I just feel like liberal men, guys like what's his name, Paul F. Tompkins, really resent Joker for daring to give someone else a platform, someone who's not a person of color or a woman.
	I mean, that's where they're at now.
	Pure identity politics.
	In fact, they say that.
	That cunt who lives near me, Amy Siskind, said, if you are a male or white, no, if you're a white male, no, if you're a male, if you're a white male, sorry, and it comes to running for office, step aside.
	Step aside.
	We need a woman and a person of color now.
	Really?
	What about a woman like Margaret Thatcher?
	What about a person of color like Thomas Sowell?
	All right, next pick.
	That one was kind of a flop.
	It seemed a lot better, man.
	It's weird.
	Just check it out.
	It's a strange tone.
	I could be injecting this tone on my own with Tony Barone.
	With your own tone?
	What else do we got?
	All right.
	Oh, this is a doozy.
	So this is this chick.
	Congresswoman Katie Hill of California, who is also the vice chair of the House Committee on Oversight and Reform, had a long-term sexual relationship with a female campaign staffer.
	In other words, someone who was below her as far as the work hierarchy goes.
	There she is, nude, brushing her employee's hair.
	Can you get more me too than that, please?
	You're kind of snug on it as usual, Rygai.
	Can you just get it right, please?
	Yeah.
	And now, go to the other one with her.
	Yeah, that's what I was looking for.
	It's going to be out of order here.
	Because she was big on the anti-Kavanaugh stuff.
	You don't got it.
	Oh, there she is.
	Yeah.
	There is Katie Hill complaining about Kavanaugh abusing his power as a white male.
	Kavanaugh was accused of...
	Even the actual accusation when I read about it, I go, meh.
	He was accused of...
	Someone shoved him when he had his pants down and he fell and his penis touched a woman's hand.
	This woman has no recollection of that, but other people claim they remember that.
	I've done a way worse.
	And the other one was what?
	Jumping on a girl and kissing her.
	Betsy Kavanaugh, what her name?
	No, not Betsy Kavanaugh.
	Christine Blasey Ford.
	Yeah, his wife.
	Yeah, Blasey Ford.
	Like, what was her accusation that he was really trying to get with her and was kissing her and stuff?
	And she said no and ran away and everyone was laughing.
	Yeah, they tumbled on the bed.
	Yeah, what?
	And somebody was laughing in the door.
	Anyway, the ones screaming, keep it real the loudest are the ones the most full of shit.
	Again.
	Let me see more pics.
	Oh, this is, I thought, an interesting example of me yelling at you for not finding the right thing.
	This is when you take more than, say, 20 seconds to find something on Google.
	This one, you know what this is, right?
	Like National Geographic, like best picture.
	Yeah.
	National Geographic.
	I guess we can't make that a mug, huh?
	I don't think it belongs to it.
	We can cartoonize it or something.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Now, there's a lot of pictures in there I don't want you to show.
	Like those cartoons?
	No.
	No?
	Okay.
	Yeah, I think we might be done.
	Let me see.
	Let me see what else you got there.
	Did you show the Justin Trudeau one?
	Oh, this one.
	That one's a good one.
	This was going around.
	The hashtag was things seen at a Trump rally, and it was assholes who are okay with racism.
	Let me just explain this for once and for all, what this means.
	This means I enjoy triggering liberals who are snowflakes.
	I enjoy the fact that they can be convinced that anything is racist.
	They are fucking dummies.
	They are babies.
	And not only am I happy to trigger them, I'm not falling for their made-up clown world.
	This is an anti-clown world gesture.
	It was invented on 4chan where they said, let's randomly find something and call it racist.
	And then we'll convince the right, sorry, the left to be scared of it.
	Now, the ADL recognized that and said it's a prank.
	Later, they started noticing Nazis were actually doing it.
	So they said it was a prank.
	Now it's white power.
	All right.
	Let me explain something you should have learned in junior high.
	All cats are mammals.
	All dogs are mammals.
	All dogs are not cats.
	Yes, actual white supremacists, all 320 of them in America, also like triggering liberals.
	They also think liberals are babies.
	They also enjoy making them crazy over a silly gesture.
	Yes, that doesn't mean the gesture is racist.
	Just because racists use it.
	Do you use toilet paper?
	Racists also use toilet paper.
	You see, lots of people hate liberals, especially the new modern psycho-left.
	Tradcons, neocons, paleocons, Israelis, Orthodox Jews, HOTEP, blacks, libertarians, classical liberals.
	Pretty much everyone but that particular group of the alt-left hates liberals.
	They all can enjoy this gesture because it means this to the alt-left.
	Yeah, but the alt-right hates the alt-left.
	Yeah.
	It's this to the alt-left.
	You have a lot of enemies, alt-left.
	So this doesn't mean you're racist just because racists also happen to do it.
	I also thought it was funny that it was Joe Biggs.
	Airborne Biggs of Free Speech TV.
	His last episode ruled.
	Yes, it was.
	It was fantastic.
	And definitely.
	You're getting better.
	Same with Milo.
	And then also the free speech episode.
	We dropped a clip of that so you could see that on YouTube.
	If for some reason.
	Milo's changing his show.
	Yeah.
	He's taking it seriously now.
	I think it's going to be a sit-down show.
	Different location.
	Same fun.
	Very exciting.
	Let's see.
	There's some more pictures I wanted to get to.
	There's also all these riots in Chile.
	I thought the Chilean riots are a great example of how little I give a shit about the rest of the world.
	It's just like staring at my dog.
	I feel nothing.
	Nothing.
	Hong Kong, I got all these people mad at me.
	They go, you better start caring about Hong Kong.
	That shit goes down.
	The economy tanks here in America.
	All right.
	Well, call me when that happens.
	Because right now, I just think, oh, you're going through a revolution.
	Yeah, we had a bunch of those.
	Catch up with us.
	Oh, this was a pumpkin carving contest I had at home with the family.
	That's my wife's.
	You'll notice our house is very Indian-based.
	But you should have seen how fast I made this.
	We go to CVS.
	First, I choose a pumpkin that already has a face, right?
	We go to CVS on the way home.
	I buy that wig.
	I buy those eyeballs.
	And then I come by the studio.
	Sorry, I come by my friend's home podcast studio, where I do the podcast sometimes.
	Grab a black plasticine.
	Come home.
	Take a screw, cut the tip off, stick one half of the screw in the plasticine, the other in the pumpkin.
	Do the same with the eyes.
	Pop, pop.
	Paint the nose orange.
	Done.
	My kids hadn't even brought their pumpkins into the house yet.
	Rub the wig on some leaves.
	Done.
	Oh, that's a nice effect.
	What is plasticine?
	What?
	Yeah.
	You never heard of the term plasticine?
	I have, but I thought it was something.
	Is that an American-Canadian thing or is it a retarded normal person?
	It's clay.
	Yeah.
	No, clay's different.
	I know what you mean, though.
	It's like a show.
	Show the people.
	Stop doing, like, stop Googling stuff like you're listening at home.
	I figured everybody else but me knows what plasticine is.
	Well, I don't know that.
	Does this all look familiar to you guys or is it Canadian?
	Yeah, we call them clay.
	Well, clay is like the brown stuff that hardens.
	Plasticine never really hardens.
	It's just like Native Americans and Indians.
	Like Americans are just like, ah, it's clay.
	That's lazy.
	I know.
	Okay, more pics.
	Okay, more picks.
	Do you have any dick pics?
	No.
	What?
	We cannot do that.
	Sydney, Straight World.
	Is that one you want to show?
	Oh, I thought this was kind of cool.
	I support this.
	Sydney is hosting World Pride in 2023.
	We should go to that because I think, not only do I think the West is the best, I think Earth is the best planet in the galaxy.
	And the more we explore other planets, the more we realize how much they suck.
	The moon is just a pile of dust.
	Mars has an infinite range of temperatures.
	The sun is on fire.
	I am incredibly proud to be an earthling of this world.
	You know, they're using the same flag as the gay pride, which is weird, huh?
	Yeah, that's only one tiny part of our world.
	Yeah.
	Maybe that's gay day.
	And then the next day is animals of our world.
	Then the next day is our various rocks.
	That could take forever.
	The lakes.
	What you'd have to do is a lottery or a dartboard and be like, all right, while we're talking about how great Earth is, let's do our gays, animals, water bodies, and rocks.
	What about gay animals?
	That's where it gets tough.
	That's in animals.
	Okay.
	We got this.
	This is also kind of interesting.
	Two Muslim refugees buying dozens of bags of oranges in tandem together, communicating and paying with EBT cards.
	The hijabed Sharmuta pitched a fit when I took her picture.
	I red-pilled three other people in line as well.
	They were furious as they watched it happen.
	Significance of this, these girls work in tandem, buying up huge amounts of salams on EBT cards, stocking their families' friend store shelves.
	Your tax dollars, their profit is a major scam in all American cities with a refugee influx right now.
	Then they take the cash they own and they send it back to their countries.
	They get our free will fare.
	We get them and we get nothing in return.
	This also happens with Dominicans in New York City.
	They get these, if you ever see a Hispanic-looking person with a giant blue tub, they are filling it up with EBT cards.
	That would be a boatload to ship.
	Like I tried to ship that free speech sign to Joe Biggs, and it was $65.
	And it's only this big.
	Oh, I see what you're saying.
	Imagine a 10-gallon drum.
	But I guess it's cheaper than buying stuff.
	I thought the friend stores were domestic.
	What?
	Oh, yeah, no, yeah.
	They do send that out.
	There's two different things going on here.
	Those Muslim refugees are buying groceries at a store with EBT cards, then taking the groceries to their friends in the same country, selling that, making tons of money, and sending money back.
	Separately, Dominicans do a thing with these blue tubs, and you'll see them in Dominican areas where they'll fill the blue tubs.
	You could be looking this up, as I say.
	Okay.
	With groceries and send them to Dominican Republic or those stores.
	You know another thing no one talks about with illegals?
	All these guys who make money and they make pretty good money.
	Go try to hire an illegal at Home Depot for 15 bucks an hour.
	He'll tell you to fuck off.
	25, 20, 25.
	White guys, Americans make 25 if they're just running the mill.
	What are you looking up?
	Food stamp scam, New York, blue barrel.
	He looks up Dominican Republic?
	Watch how fast I do this, Ryan.
	First, I'm logging in.
	Okay.
	We are officially racing food stamp scam.
	Let's try New York Stamp.
	Food stamp fraud.
	Blue.
	Here we go.
	New York food stamp recipients are shipping welfare funded.
	How long did that take me?
	Not very.
	New York food stamp recipients are shipping welfare funded groceries to relatives in Jamaica, Dominican Republic, and Haiti.
	Bin over their heads.
	Look, Ryan, this is how you do your job.
	Thank you.
	Bin over their heads, Pioneer Supermarket in Brooklyn sells plastic barrels that customers use to ship food.
	Sometimes these grocery stores will ship it from the actual store, which I don't get.
	Anyway, we'll let Ryan find that on his own time.
	Could be days.
	There we go.
	So be wary of those blue tubs.
	They're taking advantage of you.
	But sorry, the interesting thing about the illegal sending all that money back is what a strange, shitty twist for our economics.
	Like you think of one of my favorite ways to make money as a country is tourism.
	It's awesome.
	People come here, they come to Disneyland, they come to Times Square, they spend all of their hard-earned cash that they made somewhere else and just give it to you, and then they fucking leave.
	Perfect.
	It's sustained the entire Caribbean.
	They've got a few other dumb industries like sugar or some weird thing that's used to make batteries or some crap.
	But basically, they don't have anything but tourism.
	And illegal sending money home is the opposite.
	They come here, they do our jobs for slightly cheaper.
	So they compete with the working class.
	They totally screw over blacks.
	And especially in Southern California, you can't flip a burger now if you can't speak Spanish.
	So the less financially sound you are, the more you suffer.
	Of course, the rich love it.
	They get free, sorry, they get cheap lawn care and nannies and au-pairs, which is why you see hate has no home here on their lawn, because what it means is I love diversity of servants.
	But this idea of taking money from the economy and taking jobs and then just shipping it away.
	And it's billions, billions.
	Why do you think Carlos Slim is so rich?
	Carlos Slim is this guy who's in the cell phone industry in Mexico.
	He's actually Lebanese genetically, but he grew up as a Mexican.
	And he takes a little cut every time you send money back.
	He also owns the cell phone towers and cell phone services in Mexico and helps them communicate with their families back home.
	He makes a cut.
	And he's so rich.
	He's one of the richest men in the world.
	Definitely the richest men in Central America.
	He's so rich that in order to control the narrative, he just bought the New York Times.
	The New York Times was on the cusp of bankruptcy until Carlos Slim came in and bailed them out.
	And now you'll notice several fawning pieces on Carlos Slim and how awesome he is.
	It's just a propaganda machine.
	That's what most of these news outlets are as they go bankrupt.
	Vice is suffering.
	Huffington Post, Verizon is trying to sell Huffington Post.
	They're all suffering.
	So what they do to stay afloat is they sell themselves.
	Like the Washington Post sold themselves to Jeff Bezos like whores.
	And now Jeff makes sure that all his political agendas are funneled through the Washington Post.
	Or there must be something going on with 60 Minutes because I was watching that last night, one, two.
	And it was shocking how far it's drifted into globalist propaganda.
	I remember watching this show in the 70s.
	It was like a family tradition with the kids.
	And it was just journalism.
	Now, the first segment after the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting, you go, okay, how can you fuck that up?
	It was all about hate and Nazis and white nationalism and how anti-Semitism in America is on the rise.
	Zero mention of Muslims.
	In fact, the only time they mentioned Muslims in this was to show Muslims coming together to help them through the suffering and hug them and hold them tight.
	Anti-Semitism is on the rise if you focus exclusively on Islam in America.
	It's not on the rise if you look at average Joes.
	And they cherry pick a few shootings and make it look like Jews are in danger.
	And then, of course, they link it to Trump.
	It's these Trump fans that are white nationalists.
	And I've noticed this with the BBC too.
	If you're ever in Britain and you watch TV, they'll have like some documentary on, I don't know, knives or eye cancer or anal fissures.
	And you go, this is interesting, what they did for surgery back in the 1800s.
	And then, of course, it'll go, but in Trump's America, we are living in a time where, hey, is, and then they'll show a bunch of videos of 1980s Italian Nazi skinheads and then Trump's face with the American flag.
	Everything dovetails into how evil Trump is.
	So they did that with the synagogue thing.
	And then they did it with this cunt.
	What's her name?
	Lagar?
	What's her name?
	Something Lagar.
	Christine Lagarde.
	And she is full-on raging globalist who funnels money to her rich friends.
	But she's a woman.
	Everything is about feminism and climate change.
	And she controls the European Union IMF.
	$1 trillion she's the boss of.
	And she's totally agenda-driven.
	Her priorities are climate change, getting more women involved in her business, banking, preventing Brexit, and keeping borders down.
	And then at one point in it, you're like, where's the logic here?
	Of course, that thing you just showed was her funneling money to her friends.
	That was not touched on.
	But she goes, we have to make sure these other countries are doing well because when something terrible happens over there, it starts affecting us.
	Like, say, a pandemic.
	That was her one example.
	And you go, this is the shittiest logic I've ever heard.
	So you can't be isolationist because if there's terrorism that thrives in Yemen, it'll eventually come to our doors.
	No.
	In fact, bringing our guys there fosters it to grow more, and the odds of an American are much getting hurt by terrorism are much higher when we send our American boys there to die.
	So, no, Lagar, you have shitty logic.
	Why are you controlling the entire Western world?
	What a cow.
	And the fawning, the fawning they were doing in it.
	Oh, at one point they go, she was nationalists are very dangerous.
	You know, Donald Trump.
	Oh, I'm so worried.
	Oh, sorry, I was doing German.
	She's French.
	I'm so worried about him.
	He's a nationalist.
	Here, let's see some of it.
	You wonder what comes next.
	That's not propitious to economic development.
	People stop taking risks.
	Yeah, they sit on their cash.
	The IMF, the International Monetary Fund, which Christine Lagarde led for eight years, says the instability caused by the U.S.-China trade war is the main reason why global growth is estimated to fall this year to its slowest pace since the 2008.
	Trump can't fight back on tariffs.
	That's the most timid it got, though.
	Scroll forward.
	So they talk about him being a nationalist, and they show a clip of him saying, I'm a nationalist.
	And she goes, this is very dangerous.
	We've seen what happens in Europe with nationalism.
	They never say, oh, go back, go back, go back to the water.
	They never say Hitler, but they say nationalism in Europe not too long ago led to many problems.
	Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
	Guess where they say that?
	On the beaches of Normandy.
	Literally on the beach.
	With pictures of them.
	Pictures of the soldiers who died while they're talking about Trump.
	I mean, it was alarming.
	It really, if it looked like it was Soros TV, like, you know, when you're in a dictatorship or somewhere shitty, like, I've watched TV in China or Russian TV and you're just going, well, this is dull.
	This is completely fabricated.
	I'm just watching propaganda.
	There they are.
	That's the beach.
	That's D-Day right there where the Nazis were shooting at our guys.
	And that's where she chooses to sit on a rock and talk to 60 minutes.
	I mean, is that over the top or what?
	It's that we're all in this.
	This is where we killed the Nazis and this is where hypothetically we could kill Trump.
	It was here on Omaha Beach where Americans landed on D-Day in 1944.
	Today, Lagarde hears echoes of the anger that led to World War II in nationalist leaders who turn their countries inward, shoving everyone else away.
	Nationalism in Europe is associated with very, very horrible developments that always led to war.
	You know what I am?
	I'm a nationalist, okay?
	President Trump has called himself a nationalist.
	He's proud of the nationalist label.
	This is a big debate.
	This is the central.
	They're just calling him Hitler.
	60 Minutes is calling him Hitler.
	Do you know why?
	Because they're globalists.
	Do you know why?
	Because rich people get bored and they want to virtue signal.
	You know what rich people do?
	Very rich people, which is all the geriatric producers at 60 Minutes and Christine Lagarde and all the globalists.
	They go to charity events.
	It's how you launder money.
	When you're old and rich and you have a bunch of hedge funds, you want to pay yourself money, but you don't want to pay tax.
	So what you do is you set up the Gavin McInnes Charity Division of Saving the World from Starving and Refugee Love.
	It spells some acronym like Procl Breu.
	And then you have these big to-dos with champagne and you meet celebrities and artists are there and you wine and cheese and you have a big dinner and oh, this is delicious.
	Then you fly in a private jet to another thing and you pay yourself $800,000 a year and it's tax-free because you're working at a charity.
	It's all fucking lies.
	And I get it.
	I get that 60 Minutes and Christine Lagarde are going to lie to us.
	But the fact that it gets swallowed up, like the fact that everyone is believing this false narrative of the myth, sorry, of the radicalization online, where we're breeding mass shooters by complaining about globalism.
	Don't criticize us or people will die.
	Is that a threat?
	Is that a threat, 60 Minutes?
	All right.
	That's enough ranting for one day.
	Are we done our picks?
	We've got this one right here.
	Just sharing your video today of a friend.
	Let me crop that in.
	Sure.
	I don't think it's that important.
	Full name?
	Yeah, that's fine.
	Just sharing a video today with a friend who stopped an armed robbery 7-11 with his CC last week.
	He's a member of Proud Boys, a proud Hispanic American.
	Read that.
	To me, it sounds like an amazing news story that will get zero attention.
	Right?
	Yeah, it sounds like an amazing story that will never happen.
	Nobody cares.
	He requested the footage, and I doubt he will get it.
	If you have any thoughts, it would be greatly appreciated.
	Now, show me the one about John and Max.
	So The Guardian had a list.
	It's clear that we're under siege, right?
	That Trump supporters are getting attacked everywhere they go.
	Every time they go to a rally, they're walking home.
	Antifa surrounds them, hits their hats off, punches them.
	They're lucky if they're not knocked unconscious.
	That's the world we're living in.
	The Guardian's take is, let's give some examples of Trump-inspired violence in the past.
	They go back to 2016.
	Then they talk about, zoom out, please, for the three billionth time.
	Oh, that's everything in there.
	Oh, it is?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	That's everything in there?
	Yeah.
	No, that's everything in there.
	Oh, The Guardian?
	The Guardian is relevant.
	Kirikosi there.
	I figured it'd be hard to read.
	Max Hare, John Kinsman, and David Kurikowski.
	That's the guys they just listed there.
	Hare and Kinsman, by the way, these guys are getting sentenced tomorrow.
	The minimum they can get is three and a half years.
	The maximum they can get is 15 years.
	That's a potential of 30 years in prison.
	Hare, Kinsman, and Kirikosi were among members of the far-right Proud Boys group who allegedly attacked an A, anti-fascist protester on a Manhattan Street on October 2018.
	Now, the video clearly shows six, six Antifa ambushed them.
	They threw a glass bottle of piss at them.
	Max Hare was the first to confront the, what would you call it, ambush?
	The human wall.
	Max grabbed the guy, pulled his mask off.
	Jeff, I think, was next.
	The six Antifa saw two Proud Boys, Max and Jeff.
	Jeff is in Rikers every weekend now and will be for a long time.
	Max is getting sentenced tomorrow.
	Then the rest of the Proud Boys came around the corner.
	Two of the six Antifa left, leaving four.
	This is why Max can be heard after yelling, there was fucking four of them, which the Daily Beast reported as him saying, they were fucking foreigners, which no one has ever said about Antifa.
	Yeah.
	The group was recorded kicking the man after an event where their founder, Gavin McInnis, gave a speech.
	Hare, Kinsman, and Kirikosi were all wearing red Make America Great Again baseball hats.
	That's true.
	Hair, 26, and Kinsman, 39.
	Kinsman, of course, with a black wife and four black kids.
	Were charged with several counts, including felony, attempted gang assault.
	Now, we'll talk about this tomorrow, but you know what that means?
	That means, oh, he also has Max is also facing a felony, gang assault with a deadly weapon.
	You know what the deadly weapon is?
	What?
	I'm not lying.
	His boot.
	Are you kidding me?
	Nope.
	And though he only fought one guy, he probably, no, not probably, according to the doubt, beyond a shadow, according to the court, beyond a shadow of a doubt, he definitely wanted to kick all of the Antifa.
	Oh, six.
	So he had the intent.
	So that's six counts of attempted assault.
	Also, if there was 30 Antifa there, he would be facing 30 counts of attempted assault because he wants to beat up all of them.
	Jesus.
	I live in New York City, or I work in New York City.
	I live in New York.
	I want to beat up several million people a day.
	Is that attempted gang assault?
	Yeah, try walking around New York City and not wanting to hurt people.
	That's not attempted gang assault.
	Anyway, go back to it.
	Kirikowski, I don't know if I'm pronouncing David's name right, by the way.
	He's Indian.
	He's brown.
	We'll see how it goes with him and his charge.
	Kirikowski DiFris was charged with misdemeanor, attempted assault, and rioting.
	Hair and Kinsman were convicted in August.
	Kirikowski, who denies wrongdoing, is awaiting trial.
	He's awaiting trial because his first lawyer told David to flip on everyone and say that I had said, go kill them and just lie, and you'll get away scot-free, and they'll get much worse sentences.
	And he said, fuck you, you're fired.
	Nice.
	Clown world, clown world.
	It's not a funny joke, though, when they're all in just, they'll have Jeff in jail, fat tois Jeff.
	There'll be Max Hare, John Kinsman in jail, prison.
	And then Tommy triggered Tommy on Wednesday, gets sentenced for pulling out a knife when he was attacked by a mob of Antifa who refused to let him leave and actually cornered him, literally cornered him.
	And he said, get back, get back.
	And then they charged him.
	30 pounds heavier than him.
	Oh, here's another clown world.
	Show that Justin Trudeau tweet.
	God, how clueless is he?
	Hatred and threats of violence have no place in Canada.
	We're always stronger together than when we're divided.
	He's talking about that Sufi restaurant that closed down.
	Oh.
	And it closed down due to the children being in Antifa and threatening old ladies.
	But somehow the media twisted that into they were shut down because they're people of color and the racists hated them.
	And then the fucking prime minister, essentially the president of the country, falls for that?
	Hookline and sinker?
	Jesus H. All right, let's get cooking here.
	We should get to the mailbag.
	We're done with pictures, right?
	Unless you do not want to show that cartoon?
	No, the cartoon's part of a different thing.
	All right.
	Dude a little.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Do a little.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	Um...
	Sean Mitchell.
	G'day, mate.
	Sean from Perth.
	Tell me, mate.
	Tell me how you feel about unions.
	Personally, I think they're cunts, but interested in what you think.
	I think public unions, like the Teachers' Union and things that force us to use them, are corrupt and evil and wrong.
	Private unions, however, I don't really have a beef with, like the Electricians Union in New York.
	They're very expensive.
	But if you want to build a building and you don't want to use the Electricians Union, go nuts.
	They'll put an inflatable rat in front of your building.
	Oh, well, there's an inflatable rat in front of my building.
	Your building might not be built that well.
	We just had an entire block in the East Village blow up because they were using illegals, illegal pole acts, who had circumvented the gas with a garden hose.
	But I'm not going to, I don't have a problem with private unions.
	Now, if you are lazy and you want to trade, no, sorry, you want to trade, drop out of school now.
	We should put that in the Proud Boys tenants.
	Anti-college.
	But if you're very ambitious, you can become a trade, a union plumber or a union electrician.
	That's really hard and takes a long time.
	If you don't want to do that, just become a normal one who isn't union certified.
	You'll still make $70,000 a year, have zero debt, riff with your buddies all day.
	You're not underground.
	You're not covered in dirt and shit.
	Like being a mechanic, I admire mechanics quite a bit, but you always have these cuts with oil in them.
	There's lots of downsides to a lot of these jobs.
	Being a cop sucks in 2019.
	But plumber electrician, that's the way to go.
	Welder too is fun.
	This is from Ryan.
	Nope.
	I'm not doing that one.
	I'll make that blue.
	Hey, I'm Steve.
	I'm a cop.
	I want to talk to Gavin on the air.
	As a bachelor in MIC, I have numerous horror stories about dating the desperate liberal woman of Manhattan.
	I've been defending Gavin and Prowboys for a while now.
	Doesn't help us.
	We appreciate it.
	But these guys, every cop I know, and I'm well connected with the MIPD.
	And I go, what the fuck's going on?
	Can you help me here?
	and they go, I don't know who you pissed off, but...
	Like, they have zero power.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So, he wants to be on the show.
	I recall when Gavin stressed that cowering or begging doesn't work when dealing with these asshole Antifa.
	He says, When a kid in a ski mask who lives in a loft apartment at NYU that his father bought for him starts throwing haymakers at the back of your head, you don't beg them to stop.
	You turn around and fucking smash them back.
	That's a far cry from what the liars in the press convinced the world of.
	I second the gap.
	The second the Gavin Defense Fund began, I donated money.
	Still no word on that, by the way.
	We filed a brief with the judge in Montgomery, Alabama.
	The SPLC said, no, we should throw this out.
	And we still don't have a response.
	I thought we were going to get it in August.
	I'll try to find out about that.
	Anyway, so that's an interesting one.
	Here's a brand new one that just came in as we're talking.
	Ready?
	From Tyler.
	Barefoot Beta in Brooklyn.
	I went to a party at a friend's apartment in Brooklyn and they made us take off our fucking shoes at the door.
	After I took them off, I walked into the living room and saw a bearded hipster with a soft little zippy sweater sitting on the couch with his legs crossed and his hand stroking his, in all caps, barefoot.
	I know you're thinking that this guy had been wearing flip-flops, thus was barefoot after the front door shoe removal, but no, it gets worse.
	As he was leaving, I spotted him putting on closed-toed shoes and socks.
	That means that upon arrival to the party, he decided not to take his shoes off and walk around in socks like everyone else.
	He instead decided to take his socks off as well so his little toes could be open and free.
	I believe this guy is the worst guy in the world and should be put in Rikers immediately.
	Do you agree?
	No, that is way too kind.
	He should be put in a rocket, like a little pod, that doesn't make it to outer space.
	It just shoots up really high.
	And actually, let's do it in the Bonneville Salt Flats because we don't want him to fall down and hit a kid.
	But some open area like the Rockies.
	Just shoot him up, blast him up into the Rockies, and then let him land in some canyon somewhere.
	I think you should leave.
	If you are a weirdo, you're Japanese or something, and you insist we do that, then tell us in advance so we can bring other shoes.
	But if I have to take my shoes off when I go somewhere, I don't want to be there.
	That was a big problem growing up in Canada.
	You'd be at a party, a house party, and everyone is in their socks.
	Yeah.
	Because it's wet out there Piles and piles of galoshes at the front, big snow boots.
	And girls are all pretty in their nice dress and then just like nylons and fucking barefoot.
	That deletes a lot of your style right there.
	I know.
	Dang.
	Can't do it.
	This is weird.
	From England.
	Hello, good date.
	Only recently discovered free speech.tv.
	Will you cover the political persecution of Tommy Robinson has faced in England?
	That's an interesting idea, viewer.
	Thank you for that tip.
	I assume you haven't been on the site yet.
	The mainstream media has gleefully mocked and spread lies about him.
	If anyone cares to examine the actual facts of his case and blah, blah, blah, blah, he's telling me all about Tommy Robinson.
	Thank you so much for that wake-up call.
	Oh, you have that one about the hot chicks that that guy sent?
	Yeah.
	But they have the exact same taste in women's?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	This guy thinks he has the exact same taste as me when it comes to chicks.
	So there's the first one.
	Her name is Annette Mahenduru.
	Mahendru.
	She's 30.
	That's his personal fave.
	Not my cup of tea.
	What about you?
	She's a little too doughy, but she's pretty.
	She looks like a really nice girlfriend.
	Like when your friend is dating her, you feel really happy for him.
	She looks Italian, but she has like a Middle Eastern.
	Yeah, it's a Mediterranean type of thing.
	Yeah, you can already see what she's going to look like when she's 60, which is pretty good.
	But I don't know what this guy's talking about.
	That's his number one?
	That's pretty wild.
	Oh, yeah.
	She's very too Korean looking right there.
	A lot of variety with her.
	Yeah.
	I would say she is a...
	So I'm going down a bit, you know?
	I'm going to say she is a 6.98.
	6.98.
	I cannot do 7.
	Sub-7.
	Sub-7, but the closest anyone's ever been to 7.
	That's still one of my dreams.
	I want to do 6 magazine.
	It's a magazine called 6.
	You're on the cover of 6.
	There was a magazine called Perfect 10, and it was all about the hottest woman in the world.
	I want to put on a magazine called Six, and it's just like the hottest 6es in the world.
	That's genius.
	She's technically in the 6 range.
	She's just a very high six.
	Oh, everything within that, yeah.
	She's on the cover of Six magazine.
	And would a woman brag about it?
	I'm considered one of the sexiest sixes in the world.
	Jennifer Anison broke the internet this weekend.
	She went on Instagram, and within like two days, she has 15 million followers.
	And you know what?
	I've stayed at Jennifer Anison's many times.
	I've name-dropped that story a little too often.
	Hung out with her many evenings when she was dating Justin Thoreau.
	That's what set it off.
	She did a friend's reunion picture.
	But you know what I was thinking?
	Why?
	Jennifer Anison's so appealing?
	Lady Gaga is beautiful, but my dick feels nothing for her.
	I don't know what it is.
	Katy Perry, also gorgeous.
	I feel absolutely nothing.
	Jennifer Anison, now, obviously because of the, not that we're best friends, but there's some context here that's confusing.
	But as far as the average Joe goes, she's not that technically beautiful.
	Like even Mendez has a beautiful, crazy face.
	Hi, I'm gorgeous.
	Jennifer Anison is kind of plain Jane, but there's just something so sexually appealing about her.
	She has a brightness to her.
	You know that her toes are perfect and stuff?
	Like she doesn't poo.
	She's just wonderful.
	Her butt feels like porcelain.
	She's fantastic.
	And that's why men love her so much.
	You know that her butt feels like porcelain?
	I can imagine.
	Okay.
	I've never touched it.
	Okay.
	That's what I was getting at.
	But like, she's technically pretty plain.
	She's like a hot math teacher.
	Yeah.
	She's like every guy's first crush.
	She's got bright eyes and bushy tail.
	Got occasionally.
	She's up to 15 million and made Instagram crash.
	All right.
	His second favorite is a 55-year-old.
	This dude's weird.
	Monica Bellucci.
	I can lust a 55-year-old.
	That's only six years older than me.
	You can't lust a 55-year-old, you weird pig.
	Guys, stop being attracted to much older women.
	You want a woman who you can breed with.
	If you're divorced and you have enough kids, fine.
	Go ahead, lust these.
	If you're coveting thy neighbor's wife, fine.
	Go nuts.
	But a young man like yourself, I assume you're young if you're sending me stupid messages like this.
	You should not be.
	And then he says, here's a couple for Riot.
	Wow, she is a smoke show.
	French women are just so perpetually horny, they're fantastic.
	Although you got to listen to that accent your whole life.
	I think that would bother me.
	We do it in a patno.
	I have to go later to get milk.
	On your way home, can you get milk or no?
	Can you shut up and just text me, please?
	Why?
	You don't want to get milk?
	I want you to buy milk because we are a lot on groceries.
	Yeah, a little bit, actually.
	So you'll find the milk on the road.
	At the road.
	And it's over the...
	It's a good idea.
	And then this guy sent you two.
	You're supposed to like.
	Oh.
	Let's see here what we got.
	By the way, that.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, that's ancient Chinese secret.
	What is this?
	That's that crackhead.
	You don't know this video?
	No.
	Your Possibly language is all over your fing brother.
	Why?
	Because we're standing against you.
	My grandma's right behind you.
	Fing trider.
	She's metal as fuck.
	She's fudge, sorry.
	She's crossing her eyes.
	Uh-oh.
	You're possessed by somebody.
	Who are you?
	Who are you?
	I'm Napuolani of Guam.
	Are they Hawaiian?
	She is cute.
	Why do all natives everywhere sound the same?
	American Indians, Hawaiians?
	I don't know about you.
	Where are you?
	Maggie Longclaws is pregnant, eh?
	That's a girl I could only like if I break her heart.
	You got to get that girl to cry.
	She's got too much colour.
	She seems like the kind of girl when you're young, you're madly in love with, you guys are going to get married, and you have this whirlwind romance for two weeks, and then you're just, you sort of go, man.
	That's it, right?
	And all the bullshit you said about us having kids.
	And she's like, what happened?
	You said you were going to have kids.
	And you go, don't call me anymore.
	I got a little ripped up there.
	This is the other one?
	What's your name?
	It's none of your business.
	Exactly.
	Oh, no, no.
	Okay, so go to the next link.
	So that guy wants you to have her, Ryan.
	Okay, I disagree.
	No, thank you.
	Crack is whack.
	I guess a Jap and a Puerto Rican.
	Is that what we're going for?
	This is kind of what feminism is.
	Women have this false hubris that's inspired by drugs.
	It's a challenge of feminism.
	Feminism is crack.
	It makes you go like this.
	Yo, bitch.
	Crack kill.
	Look at her gut.
	Yes.
	Oh, what is for missiles?
	And that's a decent face.
	What'd she say?
	...and blowing the cover of ketchup, mustard, and yes, of an architect company that is for international.
	You can face the federal pinterest.
	Now U.S. Marshals, you have the rights to remain silent.
	Anything you say or do would be easier you can square law.
	Now Newt just fucked up.
	Now, right here.
	That's amazing.
	I would be petrified if we.
	She's going to start wrestling you and then fall over and die?
	Yeah, that's terrible.
	I would run.
	I think, would you play along and be like, no, according to my institution, the law inviting In fact, look into mayonnaise if you want to see corruption.
	I would immediately pretend to be her superior.
	I work with the FBI.
	We already solved this mystery.
	Like, you passed your test.
	I'm your superior.
	You now are Sergeant General thing.
	Wow.
	Yeah, you got a tricker.
	She would believe that.
	No, I'm saying, wow, because you suck.
	No, you need crack.
	Okay.
	Let's end this with a fun video.
	So Steve Asante is our new favorite guy.
	He's in New Bedford Rehab Clinic in this clip, which is actually a few years old, I'm afraid.
	We're sorry, we're late to the party.
	What a dick.
	I remember hearing about this guy when he was on 650 Pound Life, but I ignored it.
	But you guys have been sending me lots of Steve Asante footage, and he is a winner.
	You may not know New Bedford.
	It's south of Boston in mass.
	It's known mostly for rape.
	And Steve Asante seems to be the typical New Bedford resident.
	What a dick this guy is.
	He's a bigger dick than Madonna, physically.
	Go ahead.
	I am on shit.
	A bedpan.
	I don't like that nigga.
	I don't like her.
	You fucking cut.
	You want to hang her?
	You son of a bitch.
	Just pause here.
	Yeah, you're lying and shit.
	Your shit.
	You shit yourself and you pissed yourself.
	This is sort of the liberal mentality, too, in a nutshell, is I do something wrong and I'm the victim.
	Why don't you help me?
	Why did you let me get so much shit on myself?
	It's like when my son was about three, he'd have his chocolate milk from his happy meal in the back seat.
	And I'd go, dude, you're going to spill that.
	You're going to spill it all over yourself.
	And he'd go, and then we hit a bump or something.
	And he would just cover himself in chocolate milk.
	And they'd always say the same thing.
	He'd go, see?
	See?
	That's exactly what they act like.
	They act like two-year-olds who spill chocolate milk on themselves.
	Apollo!
	That's how people in Boston pronounce lawyer.
	Hi, I'm one of the top lads.
	It sucks.
	New Bedford Rehab.
	Who gave him a fucking?
	Take your fucking promotion, you cunt?
	Right there.
	Imagine dealing with this guy.
	I would just quit.
	Listen to Miss Chirpy.
	I can care less who the fuck you are.
	That dumb nigga, Danny, that was in here, okay?
	I'm on the bed pair for a half an hour.
	I got pissed all over my fucking bed.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Who pissed on your bed?
	I need help.
	I'll call the fucking cops.
	Don't fuck with me, Brod.
	Hi, police.
	I shit my bed, and they're not cleaning it up.
	If you're hollering at me.
	Don't fuck with me, Brod.
	I have been on this thing for a half an hour.
	Here, people, half an hour.
	New Benfit.
	We got hospital, rehab, half an hour.
	I'm not going there for my 650-pound problem when I'm shitting and pissing the bed.
	No way.
	Hospital, rehab, half an hour.
	Half an hour.
	I just came in.
	Yep.
	I'm the nursing supervisor.
	I don't care who you are.
	I just want to know if I'm going to be able to do that.
	Design special things for these people, like big tubs with big drainage tubes on the bottom and a grate.
	A grate, exactly.
	A plastic grate.
	And you can just shit and piss all you want.
	It goes right into the sewer system.
	Hose it down.
	Just hose them.
	Actually, they could just send them to a pig farm.
	And they could go in one of the pig cages.
	And they can have hay and whatever.
	And then we just hose them down with all the other pigs.
	Keep them company.
	Yeah.
	And they can yell into a little plastic phone.
	Care about your name or anything else.
	All right, but with you hollering is not going to get us.
	Because I'm sitting on shit and pissed.
	Okay, so we're going to.
	For half an hour.
	When?
	Right now.
	When?
	Right now.
	I don't see the nigga do it.
	Where is Jake?
	Where is everybody?
	Yeah, well, I'm not going to tolerate sitting on shit and piss all fucking day either.
	Got that bitch?
	These guys are also in trouble for dealing drugs, right?
	These brothers.
	Or one of them was bullying the other guy, and they got arrested.
	I think Steve got arrested for selling drugs.
	Wow.
	Yeah, we got to research this more.
	We have a new show mascot, Steve Asante.
	Free speech.tv, home of Steve Asante.
	I bet he didn't deliver the drugs.

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