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Oct. 9, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E70 - UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Get Off My Lawn
	Scary I thought the Factor Scott's boring for the Spanish kind of gay in the fifth grade sense of the word scary music.
	It's like jokey music.
	I was never into wean because I don't like jokes, but I'm not scared of you.
	You have makeup on.
	What am I, five?
	What am I?
	Ten?
	What am I two years old?
	Like, it's sort of like when Black Sabbath, I go, Satan laughing spreads his wings.
	Oh, Lord, yeah.
	I just go, ooh, I'm scared.
	Is a dragon going to get me, Harry Potter?
	And then this guy puts his big crucifix thing on his head and sings scary?
	I don't know.
	This just occurred to me right now.
	Oh, is a wolf going to eat me?
	I'm scared of MS-13.
	I'm scared of cancer.
	I'm scared of my kids being hurt.
	But I'm not scared of dragons or wolves.
	Or a guy who put white makeup on.
	You know what I mean?
	I don't know.
	It's more like a badass thing.
	It's not.
	Look, those are costumes.
	What's lamer than dressing up in a costume?
	There's like, you could be all the Satanist you want.
	You're not bringing anyone back from the dead.
	Like, those are plastic.
	Yeah.
	Those are plastic horns.
	You know, The Others was a scary horror movie because I don't know what happens after you die.
	And it's possible, even within Christianity, there's some sense of purgatory.
	And you don't get to go where you're going right away.
	So that was freaky to me.
	Or maybe the purgatory that you think last year's is just a split second in your brain.
	There's all kinds of kooky things.
	Or Jaws is scary because you go, maybe there is a big great white down there that's going to eat me.
	I don't know.
	There have been giant sharks.
	Well, what the f- What is this?
	Oh, no.
	There's a monster in the wheat fields.
	And he worships Satan.
	I think we're going to be Satanists for our Christmas card this year.
	A wonderful.
	You said Christmas.
	Did you say Christmas or Halloween?
	Christmas.
	For a Christmas card.
	Do you have Halloween cards?
	No.
	You should start that.
	Happy Halloween.
	Just thought I'd give you an update.
	I'm working on a new show.
	That's fun.
	That sort of cacophony stuff is why I gave up on punk.
	It just became too hard to hear.
	I got into punk when it was pop, like bow, wow, wow, in Generation X. And then it was just like, napalm death.
	So that was Behemoth, and they're in the news today because they just put out a t-shirt that I just bought.
	It cost me 30 bucks.
	And it says, black metal against Antifa.
	Show no mercy.
	Kill Antifa.
	And then if you scroll down, the t-shirt's pretty over the top.
	Look, it's him shooting Antifa in the head.
	Oh, my Lord.
	But it's kind of an interesting, he's an interesting guy to read about.
	He was saying, look, I'm Polish.
	And when I say fuck Antifa, I understand it's not pro-government.
	And I'm not anti-Polish.
	I criticize the government because I love Poland and think it can do better.
	But as far as Antifa goes, their execution is just shit.
	So they take a good concept like anti-government and they turn it into crap.
	So we're going to talk about that today.
	We're going to talk about the utopia mess that the left creates for themselves and the damage it does.
	We're going to have some very unpopular opinions.
	But while preparing for the show, we saw there was a horrific shooting near a synagogue in Germany.
	It appears two people are dead.
	And I am one of those people.
	You know how the left, when they see these shootings, they go, please be right-wing, please be right-wing, please be right-wing.
	I'm one of these people who goes, please be ni Muhammad, please be ni Muhammad, please be ni Muhammad.
	And those two are different.
	Because Nazi shootings are not a thing.
	That's a lie that they use.
	We talked about this yesterday.
	So it appears this guy is an anti-Semitic, alt-right, right-wing, evil piece of shit who should be killed immediately.
	But that's not indicative of a pattern.
	We have the Philly shooting in the synagogue.
	We have this.
	It's still incredibly rare.
	However, Islam's war on Judaism is not rare.
	In fact, I guarantee you today, in Jihad, there were more victims than two in Germany.
	And those victims are Jewish.
	Those victims are Muslim mostly.
	Those victims are Christian in northern Iraq.
	They're just randomly killing Christian kids.
	I don't want to trivialize the synagogue shooting, obviously.
	And I don't want to take away from how horrific it is.
	That doesn't mean it's a pattern, however.
	And this will be, I mean, there was that mentally ill Israeli teenager that called in a bunch of bomb threats to like 50 synagogues, and the FBI keeps using that as a crime stat that shows anti-Semitism is on the rise.
	Anti-Semitism is on the rise in colleges where someone like Dennis Prager can't do a talk.
	Ben Shapiro, Alan Dershowitz are all called Nazis.
	So it's big there.
	And it's big within Islam.
	And the biggest it is in the West is with Islam.
	There's no-go zones all over Paris, all over France, all over Germany, all over the Scandinavia, almost every European city now has an area that is a no-go zone, especially for Jews.
	But the narrative is obsessed with the Nazi archetype, and it affects every conservative's life.
	So, this will just give more fuel to the fire, unfortunately.
	And it's a waste of resources.
	If you want Jews to be safe, focus on Islam.
	We all hate Nazis.
	We're all on the same page with that.
	It's just that some of us have a realistic idea of how many there are.
	It's very, very rare.
	Anyway, that's a bummer.
	To start the show off with, our heart goes out to the victims.
	And on Yom Kippur, no less, my favorite Jewish holiday, where you acknowledge the six words that save a marriage.
	I love you and I am sorry.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	But for them, it's more of a biblical sense.
	I love you, God.
	I'm sorry, God.
	Yes.
	But they also reiterate in Judaism that that is how do you make a marriage last?
	I'm not big on the sorry in my marriage.
	Oh, you know?
	No.
	I'm big on lying and saying that wasn't me.
	Yeah.
	That's not good, right?
	That seems to be better than admitting I did wrong.
	It's like the cops.
	You don't talk to the cops.
	You don't say, yeah, I've had a lot of beers, but I'm almost home.
	I haven't had anything to drink, officer.
	Why would I give you artillery to hurt me?
	All right, shall we dive right into Clown World?
	Yeah, I don't want to be disrespectful of the shooting, but there's no more new news.
	He had a helmet on.
	He was launching what appeared to be a grenade.
	Sheesh.
	What are you doing?
	What the hell?
	You have like the worst systems.
	Oh, you're finding your Clown World thing.
	Why wouldn't you just have that all on your desktop as opposed to 50 useless screen grabs?
	But wait, maybe we should go back to the German thing to make sure we have it.
	It's not looking like a Muslim terrorist.
	He definitely wasn't dressed like it.
	He looked like a World War II soldier.
	It's strange when you're looking at the interviews, too, how stoic everyone is.
	It appears that he was going for the Jewish cemetery and the synagogue.
	It doesn't look like a coincidence.
	Yeah, look how calm this guy is.
	The person behind him died.
	What was like a grenade, it had a Klebebandfolie around.
	different from us.
	The Germans.
	This is not a hide your kids, hide your wife kind of an interview.
	So we'll keep you updated on that if there's any new news.
	But it's looking like another example of right-wing racist Nazi violence.
	And that is obviously horrific, but it is not indicative of a pattern.
	This is not common.
	If you're looking for anti-Semitism, look to Islam.
	All right.
	So yesterday we were talking about the idiot utopia that is clown world and how they make things worse for themselves.
	And it's funny because when you think of the world that they are creating for themselves, it's worse for them.
	Like me and you and everyone at my gym will be fine in the gulags.
	Petulant art fags, on the other hand, there's no room for them in a communist country, so they'll be the first to go.
	So this crazy world that they create makes them the victims.
	And there's no better example of that than the trans community, wherein women are trying to have a march to talk about feminism and equality, and men show up to harass and abuse them.
	Shall we cut to the tape?
	Why are you worrying when our sisters are dying?
	Why are you waiting when our sisters are dying?
	Why are you waiting when our sisters are dying?
	Protect fairness for women.
	Why are you yelling at me?
	Go help, homophobe!
	It means biological sex.
	Go help, homophobe!
	Plants are now demanding protection for gender identity and sexual orientation.
	John Gersh was just in the court.
	Trans women are women.
	So that man who doesn't look like he's not even clean shaven.
	So these are TERFs, I guess, trans-exclusionary radical feminists, and I'm on their side.
	Let's hear what she's saying.
	So these TERFs are there to say, we don't like this idea that if you have lesbian tendencies, you must be a man and immediately cut your tits off at the age of 14.
	We want you to try being a lesbian.
	This need for trans equality and trans awareness and trans rights is turning into a war on women, a war on lesbians.
	The left are their own worst enemies.
	It's amazing the shit.
	It's sort of like if your kids are just left to their own devices, which they kind of were.
	My wife was away the past four days, and I'm not great with cooking.
	And I tend to listen to them too.
	I go, what should we do for dinner?
	And they go, we'll just snack.
	And I should say, no, we're not doing that.
	We're going to a restaurant or we'll make some spaghetti or something because they're starving.
	And my son is like eating these little hummus things you have for lunch.
	He has like five of those.
	My daughter's making pudding for herself.
	And my other boy, what did he have?
	I think he had like three bowls of cereal.
	So they all have stomachaches at the end of the night because I let them run the show.
	I let their clown world reign.
	I let their shit utopia.
	Oh, he only says it once?
	Yep.
	We should have a clown nose and a rainbow wig.
	Just for that sound of the sound.
	From now on, all clown world segments will depict a clown.
	That's cool.
	How about the Joker?
	Which Paul Joseph Watson gets into in his review of The Joker, which it's his best work.
	this review.
	It is so good.
	But we'll get to that in a sec.
	I want to stick on the trans thing.
	So, yeah, if you're a young lady and you feel like you lust other women, you're called a lesbian.
	Don't chop your tits off.
	Be gay.
	It's okay.
	If you are a man and you're 13 and you feel very feminine, you're probably a homo.
	So enjoy that.
	Wear some short shorts.
	Listen to disco, twerk if you must, but don't start taking hormones that will become hormone blockers to prevent puberty because that'll make you infertile.
	And you might end up a relationship where you're GG gorgeous and you're a lady up top, but you have a penis.
	And then you discover you're a lesbian and you're the luckiest lesbian in the world.
	You're a lesbian with a functioning penis.
	Then you start dating Natty Goetz of Goetz Oil and you can put your female penis into her male vagina.
	To most doctors in the medical community, they would call that a heterosexual relationship.
	But if you want to call it a trans-lesbian relationship, go bananas.
	Just leave kids out of it and don't mangle yourself when you're young.
	That's what they do in Saudi Arabia.
	In Saudi Arabia, they say we don't have gays.
	And they're right.
	They don't have gays because they make gays get sex changes and become women.
	Wow.
	And we won't do this on this show, but I have looked into what the man-made vagina looks like.
	It's a war wound.
	It is like something out of a triage in World War II.
	It ain't no pussy.
	Anyway, speaking of deformed vaginas, Tricia Payton, who looks like a labia that just finished a six-week porn shoot.
	This is not a victim of domestic abuse.
	This is her actual face.
	And she, I don't know much about her, but she does crappy sort of gay disco stuff.
	It's a woman.
	But she recently announced that she's going to become a man.
	Which, look at her lips.
	They really do look like very nice labia, which is not good for a human face.
	The best labia in the world are the worst human lips.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	I think that was Nietzsche who said that.
	I'm not really hungry for a dinner, but I am feeling a little Nietzsche.
	That's funny.
	Like peschy.
	I'm feeling a little peshy.
	I bought that.
	I thought you were dead serious.
	I was about to offer you my rap.
	I have half a wrap.
	Oh, you have a rap about dieting?
	Yo, you don't want to get fat.
	It's not about that.
	It's actually like a food rap.
	Yeah, I'm going to start a new diet where we have different wraps for different hunger, different cravings.
	Yo, you don't want a milkshake?
	That's not for you.
	You need something savory.
	You have an iPad on your fridge, and if you feel like ice cream, you push the ice cream button, and then Ryan and I come out and we do our anti-ice cream wrap.
	You want to stay healthy.
	You want to stay fit.
	You don't need that fucking ice cream shit.
	And you're like, you're right, guys.
	Thanks.
	But the secret is the fridge is actually empty because we don't trust you.
	All right.
	So, Tricia Payton, read what she's saying, but read it like a rapper.
	All right.
	In the new video titled, I am Transgender, Female to Male, the YouTuber said, in my head, I feel like I'm transgender, female to male, but I'm also a drag queen.
	Upload receive backlash.
	So this is their world.
	This is the kids having pudding for dinner.
	You go, you're going to get sick.
	Well, being any gender is just made up.
	Okay, but that's going to lead to some nut like Tricia Payton saying that she's a dude, even though she's a woman.
	So she's a drag queen, lesbian, straight, whatever.
	Rapper.
	It's going to be a mess.
	No, it's fine.
	I think he cut me off at like the best part.
	It was like Paytas defended the video saying, you don't know me, my journey, my struggle, my transition.
	Yeah, thank God we got that in, Ryan.
	Nice work.
	All right, so go a little lower because what's happening now is the woke community realizes that they're nuts and they're getting a little too close to the third rail.
	So they start lashing out against her.
	Go a little lower.
	Yeah, look at Vicki Vox.
	What does she say?
	Report this treat.
	Using gender identity as clickbait is a privileged act of violence.
	I'm not going to stand for it.
	I don't care what it's actually about.
	The headline and photo use cannot be serious.
	Trans people are murdered for quietly trying to live their life.
	Big nope.
	I thought that was a joke.
	Like, look at the picture of the person of Vicki Vox.
	This person is serious.
	In what sense?
	He's had enough.
	Zeus on the loose has had enough.
	That's probably a porno he's in.
	So yeah, click on the video where she announces that she's becoming a man.
	Is she going to have like a mustache and a construction helmet?
	Hey guys, what is up?
	Hey guys, I was just run over by a car.
	Today, I'm going to be doing...
	Guys, I was a bullfrog and I got kissed by a prince and I turned into a woman, but now I want to turn into a man.
	Or I'm setting back like a movement or something like that.
	But I want to talk about this because it's something that I actually have felt for a long time.
	Someone in the comments will know, like, leave in the comments below.
	Like, someone will know.
	I did a video, like, maybe it was right before I started dating Jason.
	It was like in January of like 20.
	That sucks.
	Your girl becomes a dude when you're dating her?
	Yeah.
	Your honor.
	That's girl.
	What about our giant show?
	I think it is, where I wanted to be referred to only as T because I didn't know.
	I didn't.
	Thank God we gave women a voice, huh?
	I identified as a girl.
	Now this seems cosplay.
	Yeah.
	Smash the patriarchy.
	Let women control the show.
	Ultra girly now.
	I'm very like, I'm very girly, right?
	Because when I was younger, I was TV.
	She looks like someone out of the Star Wars bar.
	I had a white hair that I had, you know, probably.
	Look at the little midget.
	Yeah.
	So people would call me like a man.
	Is she?
	What is she from?
	Is she from something?
	I think she's just a musical performer that does shitty sort of disco dance songs for kind of gay bars.
	Oh my god.
	But they would just be like that I was like a man and I didn't get it.
	Anyway, just jump in the middle of this.
	God, they love talking with themselves.
	Why don't you write a book called Becoming Michelle?
	Yeah.
	Or put an album called Me.
	When I was young, that might be unpopular opinion because I know this is a good thing.
	Now, those who are familiar with my work will remember that 17 years ago, I did a video where I had a sideways baseball hat.
	That was me becoming a boy.
	Oh my God, you're right.
	Yeah, that's so not even far-fetched.
	Turn it up.
	I can't hear it.
	I think, like, I don't think you have to necessarily choose one gender.
	I think you can be a guy some days, and I think you could be a girl some days, and that's how I feel.
	So while I love the term, like, girly and femme, I think that applies to me as a gay man.
	Oh, my God.
	She's a gay man.
	The problem with identifying her as a gay man when you have female body parts is that you're not going to be able to fully satisfy yourself by being with a gay man.
	No, nor am I going to be able to satisfy a partner, like a gay man partner.
	And that's what's frustrating.
	Does this mean she only wants it in the butt from now on?
	Yeah, it's all just.
	Wait a minute.
	Just pause.
	I love trying to parse their lunatic world.
	Is she saying that she's a gay?
	Isn't she the luckiest gay in the world?
	Like she has a perfect sex change.
	She has a functioning vagina.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So her gay, she can say to her gay boyfriend, not into the butt, I have something that feels way better and there's no mess, no fuss.
	It's called a vagina.
	And also I have tits, but does she hate her tits now?
	Can someone explain this?
	Well, she's frustrated that she owns female parts because she feels like she's a female.
	Oh, she calls herself a drag queen, too.
	So she's a man, a gay man dressed as a woman, and she's very effective.
	Yeah.
	She did a great, look how great this gay man is at being a woman.
	Dating, it's very difficult because people, even if you are, even if, let's say you fully transition, right?
	I'm saying you just have a very broad, generic transgender person, like male to female, and you have that full transformation, you are a, you have breasts and you have a vagina and you have all of that.
	Wow, you called vagina.
	You called the way she pronounces vagina.
	Wow.
	You have that full transformation.
	You are a, you have breasts and you have a vagina and you have all of that.
	Even if you have all of that and you tell a guy like, hey, I was born a male, like guys will be pissed.
	Drake guys, gay guys, whatever.
	And same, but same like in my terms, I'm fucking a crazy bitch.
	Or female to male.
	She could say you're a fucking zebra.
	She could say.
	Yeah, she could in mid-sex.
	By the way, we're having gay sex right now.
	Wait, you used to be a man?
	No, but I am in my head.
	Okay, just stop talking.
	But let's say I went full transition and got a lot of money.
	I'm killing my boner.
	And I said, hey, I was actually born a female.
	That would turn off a lot of guys as well.
	And I know this because I've talked to guys about this.
	I think that's what's turning them off, my dear.
	It's your crippling mental illness.
	So anyway, let's check in on our favorite tranny.
	I got to get Blair White on the show.
	Blau.
	Blau.
	My cousin Blair.
	She uses lots of symbols.
	When Terrence Howard says symbols, he doesn't, like when I say symbols, I'm in and out of there.
	Hey, there's a lot of symbols on that drum kit.
	I don't have time to waste on the word symbols.
	But when he says...
	He doesn't say, you look at Egyptian science and math.
	There's a lot of symbols that are used in there.
	He goes, you can see in the pyramids that the symbols...
	We got a letter into the show that said, you're an idiot for leaving that video early.
	Really?
	They go, it gets better and better and better and more teriology.
	We swore we would watch that together.
	Maybe we should, let's pull it up after this.
	Okay.
	Oh, let's pull it up right now.
	All right.
	Let's go off on a tangent.
	This isn't Laura Ingram.
	This isn't Bill O'Reilly.
	We're not waiting for a commercial from My Pillow.
	My Pillow.
	I was a meth head.
	The patented fail.
	It was crack, actually, back in the 1980s.
	The way you do My Pillow, guys, you just do Jesse Ventura.
	Just go Oxford Q ⁇ A, I believe it was.
	Okay.
	What is he talking about?
	I assume everyone's familiar with this.
	Maybe you didn't see the episode where we were looking at Terrence Howard.
	He's retiring from acting.
	He was Jesse Smolley's, Juicy Smalley's friend in Empire.
	And he's retiring from acting to pursue a new kind of mathematics he's invented slash discovered called teriology.
	And it involves the fact that one times one equals two.
	So we watched some of this last time, and then we got bored.
	But we've been told by you, our customers, that we would be remiss if we were not to check it out for a little bit longer.
	Okay.
	What's he going to pull out now?
	He's got the paper now.
	It'd be cool if he just started floating.
	Oh, sorry about that.
	And he just levitated and said, what I'm harnessing right now is the symbos of the Egyptian mathematics.
	And just killed 50% of the room with lightning.
	All right, you got me.
	I'm interested.
	I'm all ears.
	I'll bite.
	What's he pulling out now?
	Symbo.
	My God, I won't have the time to do it.
	I couldn't show you.
	What happened?
	Wait.
	That are so hard to even express here.
	Afterwards, you're going to have to just take a look at these.
	My God, I won't have the time to do it.
	I couldn't show you.
	Wait, go back.
	He pulled out a box, and I don't think what was supposed to be in it was in it.
	Let me see.
	I don't have that.
	Wait, go back.
	Okay.
	Now, all of this was supposed to be on a projector for you guys.
	I don't have that.
	So what I do have is a bit of a Chanel bag.
	Or an old Chanel bag.
	Old.
	A box.
	It's an old Chanel bag.
	That's it.
	That's a true Chanel bag.
	And we're going to talk about a couple of items in here that are so hard to even express here.
	Afterwards, y'all are going to have to just take a look at these.
	My God, I only have the time to do it.
	The kids in the class are starting to realize this is...
	Remember our theory that everybody's in on the joke but him?
	Have you noticed it's been mental illness since we started the show?
	Even like that singer who wants to shoot Antifa in the head, then we had the horrific shooting in Germany.
	Clearly that man is mentally ill.
	And then we had these mentally ill men yelling at women for not inviting them to A woman's march.
	And then we had the woman who looked like she was in a burn accident, talking about becoming a man because she's a gay man.
	She's still going to enjoy penises.
	And now we have Terrence.
	This is the Looney Bin episode.
	Yeah.
	I couldn't show you, but I am going to show you.
	Okay.
	I didn't come here not to show you.
	I didn't come here not to show you.
	Now, whether you guys are able to...
	I think so.
	Is he like this?
	They're so politically correct, the British elites, that they probably hate this because it's making a black person look bad.
	They're just going to have a terrorist.
	This is a shit show.
	This is going to be seen as racist because we've got a mentally ill black man.
	We finally get a black man to come and do a talk and he's mentally ill.
	Fucking hell.
	Some of these things.
	Lord help me.
	Good confused.
	What I've done is I've figured out about 70 different seven different elementary particles, fundamental particles.
	Not 71.
	Secondary generation of particles that seem to occur.
	And when these things began to build up more and more, they began to create their own systems.
	Do you mean the periodic table of the elements?
	Look at the guy's face behind him.
	He's worried he's going to get fired.
	He's so aware of how bananas this is.
	Yeah.
	More and more.
	Here, it'll zoom in on his face.
	They began to create their own systems.
	What the fuck did we do?
	These systems is what I've brought to Oxford because I would like for you guys...
	He's like, is this guy having a stroke?
	What are the ethics of this?
	Is this exploitation?
	Am I going to jail?
	Am I doing something wrong?
	Moral philosophy goes against everything that's happening.
	To do so.
	But the flower of life has been opened.
	And when we get an opportunity, I'd love to show you some of these things.
	You're good?
	I can't.
	Without being able to show the pieces, it's a whole different monster.
	But all of these wavecups.
	All of these states of matter.
	All of these things, it's time for that to be changed now.
	We have changed all of our buildings to be aerodynamic.
	Our airplanes.
	Our buildings are aerodynamic.
	The flying buildings you're talking about are planes.
	Well, no, technically we are flying through space.
	Earth is a flying building.
	I guess it's aerodynamic.
	It's not going to be a cruise.
	So let's get back to the important news, which is what does Gigi Gorgeous think of Trisha Payton saying she wants to go male?
	The trans community is outraged by this.
	I don't understand their rules.
	And by the way, just to get back to Gigi for a second, she thinks in this particular video that she looks like a gorgeous model woman who is dressing down because she just has to do a video.
	So I didn't have time to do my hair, so I just wear this hat.
	And she thinks she looks like Sophia Loren who's like shopping in Morocco.
	No, dude.
	You look like a damaged gay man who has shit in your lips that you've paid someone to do.
	And you still look like a dude to me.
	I see a massacred homosexual.
	Great band.
	I just got home.
	I was on set all day and I checked my phone after literally not having it for like 12 hours.
	And I had so many text messages and so many missed calls about this video that was posted today from Tricia Paytas.
	I am transgender.
	I was shocked.
	I was a little bit offended.
	I was a little bit confused.
	was a lot confused and I was just flabbergasted because now- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Wow, Ryan said something not stupid.
	It's like these girls get in the in crowd.
	They're the ugly ducklings.
	They get in the in crowd and then they're like, no one else is coming after me.
	That's really twisted.
	When I do it, it's real.
	Yeah, this is fake.
	You know, like YouTube videos, there's clickbait, there's shock culture, there's all this stuff.
	You never know what is real.
	How about you, Miss Shock culture and clickbait?
	I'm just an authentic, beautiful woman with a penis who went to a gynecologist and said, I'm having trouble with my non-existent ovaries.
	What makes more sense?
	This or teriology?
	The Oxford professor would be like, man, well, technically, she too.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Did Clown World enable teriology?
	Like, if this was 10 years ago, would they ask him what he wants to talk about?
	And he says, I want to talk about symbos and how one times one is two.
	And they go, oh, you're mentally ill.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	We can't, we don't do mentally ill things.
	But in Clown World, where Gigi Gorgeous is gorgeous, they go, yeah, come on in.
	Wow.
	You're a person of color.
	You're offering a new perspective.
	I had about like 45 minutes in the car and I was like, I have to watch this for myself because this is just like insane.
	Like, literally, I'm talking like hundreds and hundreds of people hit me up about this.
	I try to stay out of the drama.
	I try to keep everything positive, keep it.
	They do long intros, these lefties.
	I kind of understood why people were asking me so much about it.
	I mean, obviously, being transgender and sharing my story for so many years here on YouTube, I've had my own journey.
	I've had my own struggles.
	I've gone through the highs and the lows.
	By the way, when we do a show, we try to include different media and make it colorful.
	These people just sit on the floor or sit in a chair.
	Yeah.
	And does she even have a lav?
	No, this is just.
	We work really hard to keep you entertained.
	These people are so half-assed.
	Yeah, this is low budget.
	So this just goes on and on and on.
	Can you just jump in the middle?
	Can we get to a conclusion?
	How do you feel about this, Gigi?
	Is she as legit as you?
	And I think the things that Tricia was referring to in the video, specifically talking about genitals, saying, you know, I've hooked up with people who were partially transitioned and then people who were fully transitioned.
	It's like, that didn't sit well with me.
	What?
	Because I know looking back at the beginning of my transition, if I had seen a video like that online, I would have thought, you know what?
	I'm not going to be done unless I have the surgery.
	I'm not going to be done unless I fix myself.
	But you don't have to have anything done to be transgender.
	It's who you are.
	I feel that that was a little confusing to me.
	Yeah, that's a good word for me.
	Disrespectful towards the community.
	Whatever you have in between your legs does not define who you are.
	You do not need to have sexual reassignment surgery.
	I kind of agree.
	I mean, that's the thing.
	If you're gay, it doesn't define who you are.
	If you're trans, like you are, it seems to totally define who you are.
	It's all you talk about.
	You're obsessed with your made-up identity of yourself.
	You're like a pothead who wears hemp pants and won't shut up about legalization.
	Why don't you just be a normal person and have thoughts and desires and not talk about trans all the fuck?
	Now I'm the one talking about trans.
	The community.
	I have a lot of unpopular opinions, and I think it's time we cut to a segment wherein we discuss said opinions in a new part of the show that I like to call Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.
	Okay, it's coming.
	We have to go to the Green Room.
	It's time for unpopular opinions.
	Opinions.
	Number one, fuck tits.
	Yeah, you heard me.
	Fuck tits.
	I mean, I'm not against them or anything.
	They're sort of like my dog.
	I feel nothing.
	Now, this is one of my favorite models.
	I feel like she's probably really dumb, but aesthetically, she's very pleasing.
	Perfect body, perfect amount of chub, big fat thighs.
	But she has these boobs.
	And I don't know, my mother was a big titted blonde, and I just grew up having that not be my thing.
	I have a reverse eatable complex.
	I like only brunettes.
	And as far as tits go, I can take them or leave them.
	They're not a deal breaker.
	I would hate total and utter pancakes.
	But as far as like tits being too small, I've never said that in my life.
	I don't really get what you're supposed to do with them.
	Like, do you lick them?
	That feels like I might as well lick her shoulder.
	It's not like she's going to go, oh yeah, thanks for licking my nipples.
	What?
	And I've heard you can fornicate with them.
	That seems silly.
	Plus, she'd be looking down.
	She'd be looking up at you and you'd have that looking down face, you know, where you couldn't be less attractive.
	Not that I'm trying to be gorgeous when I fornicate, but I don't want to come back.
	You know what I mean?
	So those, like, you flop them around, or I don't even know what to do with them.
	Should I just bonk them together like two naughty twins that are being punished for dipping into the cookie jar?
	Bonk.
	You flap them around.
	What do you do?
	I had a guy explain to me once, he goes, you just look at them.
	Okay, I'll just look at them.
	Tiny tits are cool to look at too, though.
	They don't have to be flopping around.
	Why does what you like have to be flopping around?
	Number two, Felicity Huffman did nothing wrong.
	Now, obviously, she did something wrong.
	But as far as legally, I know this is an unpopular opinion, especially amongst our peers, you, the viewer, you hate celebrities, you hate liberals, you hate the woke left, you hate clown world.
	She personifies all of that shit.
	I'm sure she's one of the most irritating people to speak to.
	I want LA to sink into the sea, don't get me wrong.
	However, I'm not just going to jump on a bandwagon because everyone else is.
	No one can tell me specifically what she did that was legally wrong.
	Private institutions, like colleges, they're just like the Proud Boys.
	It's just a club.
	So if the Proud Boys let a guy in who didn't do the silly rituals, then they're diluting their brand.
	It's not illegal.
	What is that?
	Fraud?
	Why?
	Because you deserve to be in the Proud Boys.
	Now, if you commit fraud and you get into a public school, you lie about where you live or something, that makes sense.
	But this chick paid a guy off to get her daughter into a fancy college.
	What's the crime there?
	That college fucked up by allowing there to be this sort of backdoor scam.
	They've diluted their brand.
	Their diplomas are worth less.
	I mean, I've talked about this on the show before.
	The students who have diplomas from that school, they could have a great class action suit.
	But as far as this woman, someone said, hey, come here.
	And she said, okay.
	And she did it.
	Fraud, just fraud, isn't enough for me.
	I don't understand this whole thing.
	You could be playing that in the background, could you not?
	That'd be a little more dynamic.
	Why would we just have it frozen like that?
	I thought maybe you would want to actually play the video and listen to it.
	No, it's just going to be, it's explaining blah, blah, blah, U.S. attorney.
	Oh, she's wanted and she's got 10 days.
	You know what's funny about this?
	The backlash isn't enough.
	Like they're saying, white privilege.
	She should have been, what, a year?
	She should get a year for paying a guy to get a backdoor invite to a school?
	This is just jealous people, really, that don't like that she's rich and famous.
	And they want to punish her.
	And that's petty.
	I like to, I like it when the left suffers, but it doesn't mean I'm totally blind to injustice.
	All right.
	Number three, the Amber Geiger hug was lame.
	Now, if you remember Amber Geiger, she's the cop who went into the wrong apartment, saw a black guy eating ice cream, sorry to laugh, and shot him because she thought he was in her apartment, or that's the story.
	And she got 10 years.
	She'll be out in seven.
	Minimum security.
	She did very well for herself.
	If it was a guy, if it was a white male, he'd be looking at 30.
	But anyway, this is the guy's brother.
	Who'd she shoot?
	I forget his name.
	He's got a French name.
	I think he's Haitian.
	And this is the brother.
	And the brother did this talk where he said, I forgive you.
	And then he gave her a hug.
	Now, when I read this as a Christian, I thought, that's pretty cool.
	I guess you're, you know, today's Yom Kippur, it's all about, I'm sorry, and I love you, God.
	You're saying sorry and that you love God.
	I respect that.
	It's Judeo-Christian values, folks.
	But Then I saw the video, and then I started thinking a bunch of weird thoughts that are unpopular opinions.
	One, he seems to sort of be hamming it up and enjoying the attention he's getting doing this thing.
	It seems very melodramatic.
	And then I started thinking, someone kills my brother?
	I'm not hugging him.
	I'm ripping his face off.
	In fact, I might do a speech like this so I could get over to the guy and bite his nose off.
	What if you find out that Amber Geiger knew this guy?
	Not him, but the guy that she killed.
	And he had cheated on her.
	And it was a revenge murder.
	And you just hugged that bitch.
	So there's a lot of unpopular opinions going on here.
	And actually, I could throw a third one in, into the same one, which is, in a way, she's a victim.
	You know what she's a victim of?
	She's a victim of affirmative action.
	They love pushing through the female recruits in the academy.
	They love giving female cops a gun, giving minority cops a gun.
	They do it at the fire stations too.
	We got to get our numbers up.
	We got to get our numbers up.
	So they often have women who are not qualified.
	And if this woman is shooting a guy, if she's so panic stricken by a black man eating ice cream, she's clearly not qualified to be a cop.
	So political correctness ushered her through and she ended up in jail.
	But anyway, let's focus on the main one about this hug and this speech.
	Tell me if this doesn't seem a little bit phony.
	I would say twice or for the hundredth time what you've or how much you've taken from us.
	I think you know that.
	But I just what's with the deer and the headlights and the dramatic pauses?
	I hope you go to God with all what all the guilt.
	Why is he dragging it out so long?
	I hope you go to God.
	The bad things you may have done in the past, each and every one of us may have been.
	Oh, now he's speaking for me, each and every one of us.
	If you truly are sorry, I know I can speak for myself.
	I forgive you.
	Hear how he says that?
	I forgive you.
	I know if you go to God.
	Are you trying to seduce me?
	He will forgive you.
	If you go to God, you will forgive.
	It's almost like a godfather speech.
	And I don't think anyone could say it.
	Again, I'm speaking for myself, not even behind for my family.
	But I love you just like anyone else.
	And I'm not going to say I hope you rot and die just like my brother did.
	You're the bigger man.
	I personally want the best for you.
	And I wasn't going to ever say this in front of my family or anyone, but I don't even want you to go to jail.
	I want the best.
	Hearing a lot of almost crying, but I'd see a lot of tears.
	Because I know that's exactly what both them would want you to do.
	Oh yeah, both in Jean.
	And the best would be, give your life to Christ.
	You know what?
	If you really feel this way, just get up there and say, I forgive you, give your life to Christ, and leave.
	Why this Academy Awards speech?
	That botham would want you to do.
	Again, I love you as a person.
	You love her?
	I don't think even Christ would expect that of you.
	I don't wish anything bad, are you?
	I don't wish anything bad, are you?
	I'm checking.
	I don't know if this is possible, but can I give her a hug, please?
	Now, of course, the judge just devours this, and she starts sobbing, too.
	Yes.
	And she's in trouble, by the way, because people go, you're being too nice to Amber.
	It's just like the Felicity Huffman thing.
	They wanted this white bitch to suffer.
	And this poor woman is headed to prison for 10 years.
	So you can make her cry just by farting in the wind.
	Alright, so I could be wrong.
	Maybe it's just a beautiful Christian moment.
	And what I read in the newspaper is what I'm watching in video.
	But something just smelled fishy about that speech and this hug.
	And it just rubs me the wrong way.
	It's an unpopular opinion.
	I'm very ashamed of all these opinions, by the way.
	I should make that clear.
	I'm not proud of feeling this way, but I'm allowed to feel this way.
	These are my feelings.
	I'm not telling you any actual facts.
	Why are you going to this background?
	Number four, Burger King, greater than Chick-fil-A.
	Now, obviously, not totally.
	They have shitty fries.
	I like Chick-fil-A's, little waffle fries.
	Those are yummy.
	And I get you, fellow conservatives.
	I get that we love their brazen attitude and how they're clothes on Sundays, and they treat you amazing.
	I brought my kids' baseball team there after they won a tournament, and they were taking Instagram pictures, and they were giving them free ice cream, and this customer service is amazing.
	I love Chick-fil-A.
	I love them.
	I love having the spicy, crispy chicken there, too.
	But this spicy, crispy chicken is better.
	And if you eat this when you're hungry, do me a favor tomorrow, if you're near a Burger King, skip breakfast and don't eat lunch till two.
	So you're starving.
	Dude, you will inhale this.
	It's crispier.
	It's not spicier.
	It's juicier and their buns are nicer.
	The way the buns absorb the juice, you'll sort of go, holy shit.
	Like it's shocking.
	It's how I would imagine a closeted gay feels after bottling it all in.
	And then he finally turns 18, moves to the West Village in New York and gets his first dick in his butt and is like, what the wowie?
	That's how it tastes.
	It tastes like you've been waiting for this moment your entire life.
	That's not really selling it very well, is it?
	I don't think Burger King's going to put that in a commercial.
	Better than getting butt-fucked.
	Number five, Antifa are victims.
	They're victims too, you know.
	We've got Proud Boys going to jail, looking at 15 years in prison for fighting back against Antifa.
	They're obviously buffoons.
	They're obviously violent.
	They're domestic terrorists.
	They are the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
	But their propaganda also brainwashes them.
	You know how no one kills more Muslims than Muslims?
	No one fucks with more Antifa's lives than Antifa.
	For example, this absolute buffoon, David Campbell, at Mike Cernovich's Night for Freedom, where, by the way, him and his cronies were calling down, calling up there for me and Mike Cernovich's kids.
	Jack Pasobic has them on video saying, bring their kids down.
	And Pasobic's going, you want to hurt their children?
	Yeah, we want to hurt their children.
	Okay?
	They're in a cult.
	They're in a deranged cult.
	So this dumbass attacks an old Jewish man he assumes is a Nazi because he's been brainwashed by all this Nazi, Nazi, Nazi propaganda.
	So he thinks they're everywhere.
	It's sort of like this Black Lives Matter shit where they go, cops are hunting you for sport.
	So the next time a black criminal's in trouble, he thinks, well, I might as well shoot to the death.
	I'm going to get killed anyway.
	Cops are racist.
	You, Black Lives Matter propaganda, just killed a black man.
	You proud of yourselves?
	This is their shit utopia.
	This is what happens in Clown World.
	They play God, they make up their own truths, and lies get people killed.
	So a lie is getting this guy, I think he's got 18 months.
	So he's in a situation where it might get down to 12, so that might be Rikers, but it will likely be upstate in a shitty prison where he's going to get fucked in the ass.
	Antifa's not popular in prison, especially with the COs.
	So he's not going to be getting any privileges, and he's likely going to be getting a lot of abuse, and it will likely be sexual abuse.
	Why?
	Because he was cleaning the streets of Nazis.
	He almost murdered an old Jewish man.
	And by the way, you'll notice that Antifa only really gets prosecuted when he also beat up a cop and put him in the headlock and punched him.
	So that's why you're seeing this case.
	If he didn't beat up cops and the guy wasn't Jewish and he was rumored to be a white nationalist or something, this wouldn't be a case.
	But David Campbell's a victim of Antifa.
	Another victim of Antifa, Tom Keenan, equally stupid case.
	This buffoon believed Antifa propaganda and when he saw some Marines in Philly on a day where they were celebrating the Constitution, I think it was called a Day for Freedom, actually.
	The previous one was a night for freedom.
	He assumed they were there for a Proud Boys rally and he believed the lies that the Proud Boys rally was a celebration of a synagogue shooting, which, by the way, the mayor would give a permit to.
	Interesting mask, guys.
	The mayor goes, yeah, that sounds good.
	Let's celebrate the synagogue shooting.
	Do it in front of the Jewish Museum.
	There's your permit.
	What?
	Some of these fucking lies are just spellbinding.
	Anyway, this poor bastard is also going to get fucked up the ass because he beat up a Marine, called him a wetback and a spic, by the way, this anti-racist activist.
	He's going to be losing a lot of this weight fighting.
	And he's going to jail for God knows how long.
	I don't think he's been sentenced yet, but he's looking at approximately 15 years.
	Why?
	Because he believed Antifa's propaganda, Antifa's lies.
	So that's two ruined lies, David Campbell, Tom Keenan.
	Nathan Hose, I've always discussed.
	This dummy believed Antifa's propaganda and followed them into battle when they had the Disrupt J-20 to protest Trump getting elected.
	He committed felony vandalism, was looking at prison time, realized he can't handle that, probably a junkie, and realized he couldn't be away from his precious smack.
	And he killed himself.
	There he is.
	Rest in power, Nathan.
	So Nathan Hose, in the bullshit war against mythical Nazis, is now dead because he got in over his head.
	That's Antifa propaganda that killed him.
	So we've had two ruined lives and a death.
	Let's do another death.
	Let's only do death from now on while I talk about Antifa or the victims.
	And I'm going to do another free speech presents where I tally the exact death count of Antifa.
	And I believe I'm up to 15.
	Dayton, Ohio was 10 of those.
	This poor bastard, this imbecile, maybe it's my Christianness, my Christianity, Christianness.
	I feel benevolence towards these people.
	He's still God's creature.
	And he was so brainwashed by Antifa that he was going to commit a mass murder.
	So he went there.
	The lies you'll hear is that he was going to blow up a car.
	No, you don't have infinite rounds to go blow up a car.
	And he was unable to carry out his mass murder.
	And so he got shot by the cops while trying to destroy an ICE facility.
	The alt left says destroy a car.
	The rest of us curious types have looked it up and realized it's the inevitable truth that he was there to kill as many people as possible.
	So I guess it's good that he's dead.
	But he's still a victim of Antifa propaganda, and he's dead because of it.
	And then finally, Charles Landeros wearing a shirt that said, smash, what is it, destroy the patriarchy?
	And then he's a father at a school who believed in evil cops so much, believed Antifa propaganda so much that he decided to shoot back.
	No, sorry, to shoot at a cop.
	That guy, what does his shirt say?
	Smash the patriarchy.
	He's a patriarch.
	He's a father, right?
	It comes from the Latin paper?
	Pater?
	Yeah, pater.
	Patriarchy.
	So he is just about to get himself killed, and he's literally smashing patriarchy.
	So he shot at a cop because he believed all this bullshit about how the cops are evil.
	Antifa propaganda.
	In this video, you see him get more and more disrespectful to the cops until he ends up pulling a gun out.
	And so they shoot him.
	And thank God, unlike our man in the Bronx, Friendly Fire didn't kill the cop.
	Again, Antifa are the victims of Antifa.
	They're also shitheads who try to destroy your life.
	These are unpopular opinions.
	They're not facts.
	You're allowed to have offensive opinions in 2019.
	Actually, you're always allowed to have unpopular opinions.
	That's what thinking is.
	Put up or shut up.
	Put up or shut up.
	You know the song already?
	No, that's an MDC song.
	I'm looking at the headline of the post.
	Ah.
	What do you think about mindless self-indulgence?
	MSI.
	Mindless self-indulgence.
	You never heard of them?
	That's after your time, but I figured you would have been...
	Yeah.
	Oh, I don't know about them.
	Oh.
	Never heard that before.
	They're weird.
	But maybe that's another word for clown world.
	Mindless self-indulgence.
	Shit utopia was another thing I was thinking of.
	That's good.
	I'm just watching them have pudding for dinner.
	Maybe that should be the name of it, dinner pudding.
	Pudding for dinner.
	Because you go, okay, genders don't exist.
	And then they have Gigi Gorgeous at the gynecologist.
	And then this woman goes, I feel kind of like a man.
	So then she becomes a man.
	And then they go, no, you can't do it.
	And she goes, well, why not?
	Like, it's just, it's chaos.
	It reminds me of me when I was in fifth grade.
	I had this puppet.
	And then my neighbor, Alexis, got the same, like a similar puppet.
	And she was like, I got one too.
	And she named it something similar.
	And I was like, you're copying me.
	It's like, who cares?
	She bought a puppet to get along with me.
	Be like, look, we both have a puppet now.
	Well, that goes back to the French comedians.
	What's an homage and what's a rip-off?
	I was like, bitch.
	You were saying, yeah, I like the hug.
	You liked that hug.
	Yeah.
	You saw it as authentic.
	didn't he have any tears?
	Okay, well, whether or not...
	Holy shit.
	I don't know.
	Remember I used to call you shit detective?
	Detective shitty.
	Detective shitty?
	That's the worst theory I've ever heard.
	I don't know.
	But I'll tell you what, it gave me an idea.
	If anyone ever murders my brother, I'm going to do a really solipsystic.
	Can you look up solipsistic?
	Let's see, you're so slow.
	I bet I can get to it first.
	I was lining up my camera, too.
	Solipsistic.
	Yeah, done.
	Holding that the self can know nothing but its own modifications, that the self is the only existent thing.
	So it's, yeah, it's linked to vanity.
	And that was sort of, did seem a little vain.
	Did.
	But what he just taught us.
	Because I put on my gold chain for the camera.
	You get up there and you go, I don't want to hurt you.
	Nice touch with the neck.
	I don't even want you to go to jail.
	I just want you to.
	I want you to find Christ.
	I want you to find God in your heart.
	I'm not going to sit here and talk about ways you hurt my family.
	You know that.
	How many times did you watch this?
	But I'll tell you what.
	The only way any of us can move forward is to accept Christ.
	Can I?
	would you mind if I, if I give her a hug, your honor?
	I'll allow it.
	Okay.
	And then I'm going to fucking walk over and then just sit there right.
	Just bite his nose.
	Right off.
	And the COs are punching you in the back of the head.
	Yeah, the court clerks or whatever.
	You feel like a pit bull.
	And you're just like, because that's the problem with these court things.
	You can never get to the guy.
	Although, remember that?
	I had this guy on my show once.
	There was a little boy who was kidnapped.
	Not kidnapped.
	Was he kidnapped?
	He was taken by his karate instructor on a tour.
	I can't remember if it was on a mixed martial arts, I mean, a karate tour, or if he kidnapped him, but he raped the 11-year-old boy many, many times over the course of months.
	Wow.
	And the dad heard from the media, which they may have called the dad, and he said, was this in Maine?
	No, he shot the pedophile in the head.
	Oh.
	Remember that?
	Whoa.
	And we found the kid all grown up, and we had him on our show.
	Just say man shoots pedophile.
	God damn it, Ryan.
	And you should already know this story.
	So it was in the 80s.
	Nope, that ain't it.
	That ain't it.
	Let me find it.
	Let me go over here and do your fucking job for a change.
	music
	A father's justice.
	Where was this?
	Where was it coming from?
	Jerry Sanderski was lucky.
	Maybe I'm having to deal with it now.
	This isn't very good.
	I don't think so.
	Shot him.
	This is...
	Yeah, no, I got it.
	You got it?
	You got it the mall?
	Yeah, there it is.
	Yeah, this guy.
	He got away with it, too.
	Because you know what his argument was?
	Well, first of all, the jury and the judge was like, thanks for doing that.
	But what are you doing?
	Highlighting.
	Why are you highlighting?
	Find the video.
	Oh, you could actually see him get shot.
	Holy shit.
	Well, that screen grab is clearly from a video.
	Yeah, here we go.
	That guy.
	That kid, I have him on my phone.
	He's like 45 now.
	Looks like he's your producer now.
	No, he's white.
	oh we didn't know what to do you just feel helpless 10 days later when the police flew doucet back to face trial gary plochet was waiting with a gun there's a Suspect piece of shit.
	I read my camera and raced it up.
	I think you called the dead.
	She could get a scoop.
	This is the Wild West in the 80s, too.
	There he is.
	Just one shot?
	Yep.
	You've got to dump that whole thing.
	Not if you're good at your job.
	Yeah, but the anger bullets.
	Wait a minute.
	Now I'm thinking that you did this to me.
	I'm starting to look racist because I'm suspicious of two black guys in the same shot.
	This is the book where it says you could let the dad know if you're just walking down the swell.
	This is where it says call the dad and get a career.
	I'm winning a Nobel Peace Prize for journalism this year.
	I'm pretty excited.
	There he is.
	Two lucky shots.
	Me with the camera, him with the gun.
	All right.
	That's a boom.
	Life's ended.
	Don't you feel like the pedophile is sort of like...
	Yeah.
	I mean, it was going to happen in prison anyway, and you're clearly not a human.
	And that's not very Christian.
	Well, he didn't know if he was going to die.
	It's not very Judeo-Christian on Yom Kippur.
	That's what I said.
	But see, go back to...
	They're not very fruitful, which I guess that's the design, right?
	You don't want them to be fruitful.
	That's why we have court officers.
	Was this a separate email or in the build?
	Oh, God.
	I got all the emails open from the show that you sent me.
	You know what?
	You didn't send them to me.
	Really?
	That's correct.
	Does it not say courtroom attacks under green screen unpopular opinions?
	Nope.
	So it goes green screen unpopular opinions right to video old man asleep?
	No, unpopular opinions goes fucked hits.
	No, that's the separate email that contains the unpopular opinions.
	Today's notes.
	Now scroll down.
	Underneath green screen unpopular opinions, what do you see?
	Oh, okay.
	I got it.
	Because I opened up a lot of things in order.
	I had all the tabs ready that if you were to go in order, that they would be ready for you.
	And then I had to refer back to the thing.
	Yeah, but you're saying something isn't there that's there.
	All right.
	It was just a lot of stuff that we...
	Because it's just fucking up your shitty job.
	Like, why do you open all those fucking tabs?
	All they do is slow down the computer.
	You have the email.
	Maybe we should do that thing they do on Strum where it's like, 1-3.
	They do that?
	Yeah.
	They probably do that for a reason.
	Because it's efficient.
	From now on, we're doing that.
	1-3.
	Yeah, if you number it, then it would be...
	That's not...
	Now you're on Reddit?
	So, that's the second one, but okay, we'll do the second one first.
	Is that all we have?
	No, there's too many.
	No, no, I mean as far as the video goes.
	I might start crying if you keep being incompetent.
	Right, so that's what I meant.
	This is all we have.
	Well, we missed the action.
	That is a full-on temperature.
	What does it say?
	By the way, you zoomed in so much our viewers can't read the text.
	Bounced up in Ohio courtroom when two brothers lunge at the man convicted of murdering their mother.
	Wow.
	I mean, come on, courtroom, you got to know that something's about to go down.
	There's something wrong with a man who doesn't want to kill the person who killed his mother.
	So you should have done a soppy speech and then said, can I hug him?
	I forgive him.
	Although it'd be pretty hard.
	You'd have to be the actor of the century to talk about how wonderful the guy who murdered your mother is and how you forgive him.
	Yeah, that's tough.
	Oh, look at him.
	Tased, he's fine.
	Founce took place as Dale Williams 62 was about to be sentenced after pleading guilty in the shooting death.
	All right.
	And then there's the other one, number 13.
	Oh, I won't say number.
	They don't say number.
	1-3 1.
	No, I'm joking.
	We don't have numbers yet, Ryan.
	Why are you looking up 1-3?
	You think I flew into your computer and put a number in front of it?
	Minutes after we said we're going to start numbering them in the future?
	Folks at home, Ryan was just looking for clip number 13.
	Because now that we've numbered them, I went back in time and numbered them all.
	I'll agree with that.
	Please tell me you were shocked by yourself.
	I was just saying what you were saying.
	You said 1-3, and I was like, Oh, that's less stupid?
	I just repeat sounds I hear.
	Yeah, because when you walk down the street, you go rough, rough at the dog barking at you.
	Yes.
	What's this one now?
	Wait, go back to the beginning.
	He jumps over.
	Ah, see, that was my point.
	You never get close.
	Look, they got him.
	I don't even think he got to touch the guy who murdered whatever.
	Son of Slain Woman tries to attack accused killer in court.
	The video shows London Thomas, son of Jamie, blah, blah, blah.
	All right.
	It looks like we're out of Tazyme.
	I've got so much stuff we could do a whole other show.
	You should probably do the second episode of Mailbag.
	What's going on with that?
	Oh, now I can.
	Yeah.
	Before I was doing the free speech app and the Biggs intro and then the Roger Stone video, all in one thing.
	There was one more thing, too.
	I forgot.
	But now I got a clean slate and I could do it.
	All right.
	This video cracked me up.
	It's an old man who almost kills himself and a fat man.
	And instead of going, holy shit, what's the matter with me?
	He lies and invents a scenario that didn't happen to cover his ass.
	You're too close.
	All right.
	Zoomed out all the way.
	But look at the black borders coming in.
	Bang.
	We'll go full screen.
	It's really long.
	Don't sleep in the car with a man that old.
	Don't even let him drive.
	The holiday that celebrated is gaining steam.
	The Halloween and Costume Association is proposing the holiday be celebrated on the last Saturday in October, rather than October 31st.
	Just pause here.
	No, put me back.
	You got to show me.
	This is pretty hard on the newsman.
	Now zoom out.
	Bring in the blackboarders.
	This is pretty hard on the newsman's feelings, right?
	You're talking about changing some holiday, making it five days.
	And the guy's like, holy shit, this guy's voice and this news, this so-called news.
	Snooze more like news.
	Welcome back to Snooze News.
	Some irrelevant people are discussing possibly changing a holiday, but they probably won't, so don't worry about it.
	It's not actually news.
	Also in the news, it's going to be sunny today and normal, and we're going to be doing lots of different stuff.
	Play it.
	Trigger-treating.
	Trick-treating is pushed into the nighttime hours after school, leading to a higher risk of injury.
	The goop says once they get to 75,000 signatures, they'll send the petition.
	He's going down.
	Hush, little baby.
	Don't you cry.
	That guy pushed me in the damn road.
	Get over.
	Get off.
	Son of a bitch.
	Get off.
	Get over.
	Get off.
	No, he's not buying it.
	Get off.
	Yeah.
	You're getting crushed by cars.
	Fucking shit.
	Get off.
	Get off.
	That guy came.
	That white guy came and hit me.
	Who tried to hit you?
	Mr. Sleepy Man?
	And Mr. Sandman?
	You almost died.
	He fucking threw a lullaby right in the back of my car.
	That newsman was talking about the dangers of Halloween.
	Halloween hasn't dangerous.
	There's no razor blades in apples.
	It was so boring.
	Damn near tucked me in.
	Kissed me on the forehead.
	I was like, who the hell?
	Damn it.
	And you'd care about Halloween.
	I haven't even seen Halloween in about 60 years.
	Pull over.
	He told you to pull over.
	He's driving now.
	Fatty's taking the wheel.
	Fatty and Sleepy.
	Two of the Seven Dwarves.
	Is it over?
	Yeah.
	But yeah, he was not buying it at all because probably before he was like, are you sure?
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.

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