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GOML LIVE #16 - THE FEMALE BRAIN

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Hey guys, that was a song that we have the rights to because it's Ryan's.
	Yep, Ryan made a goth song for our new favorite guy, Nate Ober.
	And we're allowed to use it.
	YouTube can't stop us.
	That's right.
	We're like the SNL cast cracking up at our own joke.
	Yeah, I kind of Jimmy Foul on that one.
	You're going to have to forgive me, but I'm a little nervous.
	So hopefully you can forgive me.
	But, of course, I'm sporting the...
	Yeah.
	These are spiky steampunk goggles.
	And they're coming metallic silver and black, but these are the black ones.
	Why does he always say my name Gavin?
	Like a super villain or something?
	Yeah, like it's like he's saying skeletor.
	Like, I'm not scared of you.
	Yeah.
	We were going to get Nate on the show today, but I think he's at the hospital.
	Gotting medicated, and they want to put him in a mental institution.
	Yeah, the doctors, they prescribe me something for seizures.
	I don't have seizures.
	So you can follow all that on this YouTube, Nate Ober.
	Your camera angle's all fucked up, and it's way too close, and it's showing too much of me.
	We can change it.
	We should show people who Nate Ober is.
	1-1.
	Okay.
	See, we have codes now.
	I copied this from Robin Quivers.
	There's Nate talking about the goggles that we purchased after we saw his show, where he just looks at goth stuff and describes it.
	Yeah, apparently this was a cable access television show.
	It's like an opening thing, but you're not opening it.
	He's just showing a picture of it.
	There he is.
	There's Nate.
	He's much better at makeup than you, by the way.
	Thanks.
	Next, we have black or silver ABS spiked steampunk goggles that come with an extra set of colored lenses that you can insert for only $14.
	Wait, mine didn't come with those?
	Yeah, I didn't get the color inserts.
	The medication he's on looks like it feels really good.
	You know, because he's kind of got an opioid kind of a vibe.
	His face was a little loose.
	It's pretty good.
	Is he on uppers?
	I think we saw an old video of him, and it was from years ago, and he was like, hey guys, what's going on?
	And he sounded like a normal gay.
	Yes.
	And not the sort of like floppy.
	He's not gay.
	I didn't say he was gay.
	Oh.
	Maybe the tone should have, I should have changed it.
	And in the old video, he looked like a normal gay.
	No.
	He looked like a normal gay.
	Normal gay.
	A normal gay.
	Normal gate.
	There are a lot of videos.
	I feel like our viewers aren't as excited about Nate Ober as we are.
	They don't get obsessed.
	Well, they will be.
	But another lunatic I'm obsessed with is, remember the woman who broke into the zoo last week to talk to a lion?
	And not just a lion.
	She went in there with the giraffes because she literally, this is her words, I literally have the same diet as a giraffe.
	So everyone gets this wrong, by the way, this whole story.
	This is how bad journalists are.
	She's high.
	She's a marijuana addict.
	And in this day and age, to do marijuana is like being an LSD addict.
	So she's rotted her mind.
	Her crazy brain is fried on marijuana.
	Should it be legal?
	Yes.
	And the other factor they didn't get on this is she did this for the Graham.
	She did this for Instagram.
	Just like that young man who died trying to find that untouched tribe off the coast of India.
	Yeah.
	The Centennial tribe.
	What are they called?
	Oh, yeah.
	Good memory.
	It's something like Sentinel.
	Sentinel.
	LOL.
	You know what he does in emails to me?
	He writes as LOL.
	So he'd be like, we should do something together.
	LOL.
	Anyway, I give my personal number.
	She did this for the Graham.
	So we'll just update you.
	This is a great place to get yesterday's news.
	We're now going back like two weeks.
	Someone's mad at her because they go, if that lion attacked you, you would have got the lion killed.
	I don't give a shit about animals.
	Like, I don't want a lion to die, but that's more...
	A human's more important than an animal.
	How do we have to...
	Especially Americans.
	We love animals more than humans.
	Yeah, but if they bite a kid, you have to hit it with a hammer until it almost dies.
	You know that those animals you love, you eat all the time, unless you literally have the same diet as a giraffe.
	Anyway, so I looked up her Instagram.
	She's a black Hebrew Israelite, which is a racist organization that hates white people.
	BHI.
	Sometimes they're pretty cool.
	Like in New York, they just yell at people, and in D.C., they're violent.
	That was the Covington Catholic School kids when they got in that shit with the Indian pounding the drum in their face.
	They had just been accosted by black Hebrew Israelites calling them faggots.
	And that didn't go anywhere.
	That story.
	But standing your ground was aggressive.
	Anyway, she's one of those.
	I don't think they can marry white people.
	I think it's illegal.
	And they laugh at the Holocaust, By the way, did you know that?
	Yeah, that's not the real Holocaust or something.
	Yeah, those weren't the real Jews.
	They're the real Jews.
	So the Holocaust, I think, was like an accident.
	Like they got the wrong guys or something.
	It's bizarre.
	It's hard to mistake the two.
	I saw a white guy filming them once dressed as a black Hebrew Israelite.
	They say proud boys are racist, but blacks join them.
	No, that's not the case, but whites will join a racist organization that hates them.
	Can you flip the monitor here?
	All right, so anyway, she calls herself Queen Empress.
	No, what's her name?
	Look up her Instagram.
	13.
	Don.
	Queen Empress Maya Larie.
	Yeah, Maya Larie Israelite.
	Queen Empress Maya Larie Israelite.
	And she's a very aggressive young woman.
	I think she's on the lamb.
	I think there's a warrant out for her arrest for this thing, and she's not going...
	So the normal one, like do that one on the top left.
	This is her most normal video.
	Ain't no days off.
	She looks like the Hodge twins in this.
	You know, those.
	Fucking days off, nigga.
	I'm out here chogging in the rain, folks.
	Who looking for Big Maya?
	The police.
	Big Maya in shape.
	Big Maya ain't getting in shape.
	Mentally, physically, and spiritually.
	Yeah.
	In case somebody try to do some funny shit.
	Yo, Queen Sheba, we here.
	Okay, so that's her being normal.
	But go down, go down a little bit to where she's...
	That one's pretty good.
	Yeah.
	Okay, please.
	I'm addicted.
	And she posts.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, that's terrifying.
	Yeah, she can really bug out her eyes.
	That's a talent.
	Best used in comedy.
	She's eating what giraffes eat.
	She literally has the same diet as a giraffe.
	Look at her.
	It's an apple.
	An apple with like cauliflower on it or something.
	Oh, Jesus.
	You know what she looks like?
	Who?
	She looks like the monster that you have to defeat at the end of Mortal Kombat.
	I don't play video games.
	What are my 10?
	Gordo or something?
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	So we're having fun with Nate Ober and Queen Empress.
	Yeah.
	And it brings up the subject, where's the line with this kind of stuff?
	Like, when are you mocking the mentally ill?
	We were laughing at Terrence Howard's Teriology the other day, where he believes that he's discovered a loophole in mathematics, where one times one equals two.
	And we're laughing and laughing and laughing.
	And it doesn't feel like punching down, probably because he's rich and famous and dropped dead gorgeous.
	But is that ethical?
	Are we wrong to laugh at Nate Ober?
	Oh, yeah, look at this.
	I live in a Beodin thinking about symbos.
	That's Joe Gagan.
	Oh, my God.
	Thanks, Joe.
	Please send me a bunch of people.
	You got to kind of go with your gut.
	Like, Queen Empress, I would like to get her on the show.
	Absolutely.
	But isn't that morally wrong?
	No.
	No?
	She's been in Mortal Kombat before, so.
	Let me see.
	Okay.
	It's more than I thought it was.
	It's more of a likeness than I thought.
	I don't know.
	It feels...
	Okay?
	1-4.
	Boy, this new number system is really.
	This rocks.
	I love it.
	Thank you, Robin.
	Thank you, Robin.
	Hey now.
	In my heart is the love to perform.
	The love to touch the souls of others.
	To exhilarate.
	Oh.
	I thought it did so well right there.
	Probably into it.
	This is clearly mentally ill.
	He has Asperger's.
	To exhilarate, to exultate, to exult in what it is to be human, to be the smallest.
	Did you know in Korea, they judge people by their foreheads?
	Wow.
	Yeah, I met this.
	I was dating this Korean girl once named Min, and we had met wasted, and she didn't really remember it.
	So the Second date, she was nervous.
	She couldn't really remember what I looked like.
	And she said, Yeah, I was really worried that you'd have a small forehead.
	Wow.
	Yeah, apparently, there's some legitimacy to this prejudice.
	So go back to him.
	Until you can let it out, if we were to express you on this show, what was it?
	Like, this was on cringe credit, and I'm watching, and I'm not cringing.
	I feel bad for the kid.
	He's as bad as that guy we used to talk about.
	Playboy Ghost, Daniel Wakeford.
	That's right.
	He's probably the same Asperger, same mental disorder.
	You know, a fan bumped into him and was really starstruck?
	Oh, really?
	After listening.
	She only found out about him through us.
	That's funny.
	I'm Neil Goldstein.
	She's got a picture of him with him.
	How old are you?
	I'm 19, actually.
	I know I look a little older.
	Like, this guy, they're going, what's his problem?
	His problem is his brain doesn't work correctly.
	Now he's looking at them like, wait, did I?
	Well, he's probably used to this.
	He's probably like, uh-oh, I'm freaking people out like I tend to do.
	Oh, man.
	I know.
	It's not funny.
	No.
	It's not.
	Keep going.
	You want to be a singer?
	Absolutely.
	Well, I think I am a singer.
	I want to be a singer on the stage you guys can provide.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay, and what are you going to sing?
	I'm going to sing Rock and Roll Dreams Come True by Meatloaf.
	Okay, thank you.
	Okay.
	Remember everything that I told you.
	And then he forgets.
	That's ironic.
	That's kind of funny.
	That was equipment for a mentally suitable person, though.
	So that's way overkill.
	Well, like, they should have a screening at American Idol where they don't let mentally ill people come in.
	Why are you frozen like that?
	Oh, that's the camera.
	It gets like that.
	When you talk, I like to have the split shot here, but we'll go back to him.
	Okay, look at him laughing.
	Take your time.
	Take your time.
	All right, so the woman are kind and benevolent.
	The man's laughing.
	That maybe wasn't the best example, and it's kind of weird to jump into watching videos.
	So assume we haven't spoken to you cheapskates in a week because you don't watch the show every day.
	But here's a much better example.
	This is actually, this girl inspired me to start going, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Maybe because she's Scottish.
	Why are we mocking the mentally ill and laughing at them?
	Now, the laughing in this is so obscene, it's right out of Slum Dog Millionaire.
	Like thousands of people are laughing at this Asperger's Spectrum-y OCD Scottish girl.
	She's not bad at twirling the baton.
	She can't twirl the baton.
	So it's like right out of the 1800s.
	Like step right up, see the simple girl, make a fool of herself.
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
	You're retarded.
	It looks like one of those nightmare sequences, like in a movie where everybody's going, ha ha.
	That's precisely what I'm getting at.
	Macabre, you said when you first saw it, remember?
	Yeah, it's macabre.
	Like, there should be a guy with a little pin called the mentally ill.
	Well, you can't call him that because they'll know.
	But they should just go, yeah, no.
	Like, would they do this to someone with Down syndrome?
	Look at her.
	Tell me what you're going to be doing today.
	Bat and Prolim.
	I thought so.
	Bit of a clue.
	Yeah.
	I can't hear her.
	How long have you been doing that?
	Eleven years and eight long.
	Eleven?
	That's a long time.
	Wow, so you must be great.
	No eye contact.
	No eye contact?
	That's a big Asperger's thing.
	Yes.
	Oh my god, she gets bullied by all the kids in her school.
	There's me, Jennifer.
	She's a bampot.
	Look at that.
	You're a stupid cunt.
	So you are.
	You can't eat twaddle it, Jenny.
	I forgot what name I gave her.
	You can't eat twaddle it.
	You're useless.
	You know how Jimmy's every guy in Scotland?
	Yeah.
	Jenny's not every guy.
	Oh, okay.
	But okay, now you can skip ahead to her doing the actual thing on stage.
	Yeah.
	So you've seen the patent for a while.
	And does it normally go quite well?
	Are you just going to do that?
	Just pause.
	Scottish people.
	Oh, that's funny that the X's are the Scottish flag.
	Scottish people can't pronounce names.
	Sarah is Sira.
	And you know how they pronounce Hugh?
	Shug.
	Shug.
	Where do they get the SH from?
	Yoda Shug.
	Yeah.
	So you've seen the twirlers on the show before?
	Yes.
	Are you better than them, do you think?
	Yes.
	You're quite confident.
	Yeah, because you've never seen anything apart from yet.
	No.
	That's pretty good.
	All right, off you go.
	Now, watch how terrible this is.
	I wonder if YouTube will find us for this song.
	Hmm, maybe.
	So they're rooting for it.
	This is 11 years she's been doing this.
	She's terrible.
	Look, and she drops it.
	A lot of pressure, though.
	Okay, that's the proper reaction.
	Is, oh my God.
	Yeah.
	And now we have, and this is also really disturbing.
	The fact that this beautiful woman who's a movie star is laughing at this special girl.
	Have we not made any cultural advances in the past 500 years?
	We have beautiful people laughing at ugly retards.
	When was this released?
	I don't know.
	I mean, because there's an argument to be.
	It's not 500 years old.
	2009.
	Okay.
	Okay, look at her.
	Oh, God, you suck, ugly person.
	I'm gorgeous and rich.
	Sarah, the worst bat and twirler we have ever had on this show.
	If bat and twirling is dropping a stick in the middle of Bonnie Tyler, yes, I could do that.
	Simon, I like to see you have a go at.
	Yeah.
	I like the fire there.
	Yeah, it's mental disability.
	It's like you just insulted my being.
	She's simple.
	Yeah.
	She should be working like darning socks or something with a loving caretaker.
	Not being ridiculed on national television.
	By elite adults.
	Yeah.
	By millionaires.
	By attractive millionaires.
	That is so.
	Like, it's the monarchy.
	We've got the court jester, the king, and he's literally on a throne.
	The king is laughing at the simpleton in the court jester's hall.
	Even ancient Roman, like the Colosseum, where just people are dying.
	Have we not made any advances in the past thousand years?
	Flair.
	Rehearsal.
	I was going to say.
	Also, Sarah, you know, in my experience of baton twirling, you've got to actually smile throughout.
	Even at competitions, I've never smiled.
	Is that your thing?
	Oh, fair enough.
	You're like the posh spice of baton twirling, are you?
	Problem is, if you're a bitch.
	You like that part.
	Yeah.
	Just those people laughing and leaning back their heads.
	Or it just has an IQ of 80.
	That's so much dumber than me.
	Sorry to drag out this long video so early in the show.
	Problemies.
	There.
	Doesn't that look like something out of Slum Dog Millionaire?
	It's like theatrically cruel.
	Yeah, it's over the time.
	Keep going.
	They keep laughing at her.
	Do you normally drop it?
	Yeah.
	There.
	It's creepy.
	It's a no.
	Amanda?
	No, Sarah.
	Three no's.
	Sorry, Sarah.
	I think they're realizing she's special there.
	A little late.
	But yeah, that part, that one little molecule is what I dragged you all here for.
	Was that do you always drop it?
	Yeah.
	I do.
	I always drop it and I don't smile.
	That's my thing.
	You used to come up here and do it.
	I've been doing this 11 years.
	I'm normal.
	I'm no special.
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
	She's probably poor, too.
	Wow.
	That was dark.
	Yeah.
	Darker than this.
	I didn't mean color, by the way.
	I'm talking about how evil it looks.
	All right.
	So that was weird of us to do.
	To go.
	By the way, speaking of thousand AD, my wife was just in Santa Fe.
	It's kind of cool being married.
	You wouldn't understand this as a non-married person.
	When your wife goes somewhere, it's like you were there.
	So say like there is a funeral.
	You could just, one of us can go and then the McInneses were there.
	Or when she goes to this Santa Fe thing, I'm just like, I was in Santa Fe.
	I've experienced it as a unit because you're just one.
	Now it also sucks.
	Like say you get sued, then one of you gets sued, you're both sued.
	Or even one of you gets cancer, then you have cancer and you're sitting by the bed.
	It's probably worse for the person who's actually getting chemo.
	But anyway, she went to this thing called Meow Wolf in Santa Fe.
	This guy is...
	Can he hear you?
	Oh, sorry.
	This guy is Blochzzo.
	See him.
	He's like a cool rat.
	And it's a really interesting concept where Santa Fe is all rich old people, right?
	And they've got a million Indian museums.
	They're big on the Indian.
	Oh, yeah, I didn't finish what I was saying.
	She sent me a picture of the Pueblo Indian community.
	And she goes, this community, these mud huts are a thousand years old.
	And I'm looking at them and I'm like, they suck.
	I didn't say this.
	But 1000 AD, that's the Dark Ages for us.
	We had Tudor homes.
	Tudor homes are from 1,000 AD.
	You know those white homes with the slats?
	You want to see a Scottish castle from 1,000 AD with a moat around it?
	They're fucking breathtaking.
	But you know, Scottish people are so cheap, there's not a lot of castles in Scotland.
	Because they took them apart for the stones.
	Holy shit.
	But anyway, so Santa Fe's all rich people and sort of kowtowing to Indians and trying to make them feel better.
	And it's like a white guilt millionaire place.
	And that means shitty art for the most part, right?
	Because old people have terrible tastes.
	Old people, they were the greatest generation, but now that they're boomers, because they used to be the greatest generation, right?
	Those are all dead.
	So now 70-year-olds are baby boomers.
	They're annoying.
	They have shitty taste.
	And they grew up poor.
	And now that they're rich, they don't know how to do anything.
	You ever see a baby boomer eat?
	Like, they attack the food.
	Anyway, so good artists and weird artists are totally ostracized there.
	They can't sell their weird shit.
	Like, what rich old person is going to buy that dangerously cool rat, right?
	A rat rebel.
	That's not going to be in an old lady's house.
	So they built this cool house place here.
	Show some of the pictures that my old lady took.
	It's like Pee Wee's Playhouse.
	There she is in a you'll do something like there's a fridge, you open the fridge, you go inside the fridge, then you're in another room, another world.
	Or you look in some tiny hole and there's like a mini world in there.
	Looks like my room.
	Big dude.
	It's Nate Oberheaven.
	Yeah.
	These pictures aren't really doing it justice.
	Go to that 1.6.
	1.6.
	All right.
	Our new system is so effective.
	It's amazing.
	Here we go.
	1.6 coming right up.
	This better not lag.
	I haven't seen this.
	So this is the origin of the thing I'm talking about in Santa Fe.
	Doesn't look like much right now.
	As you walk down the hallway, you'll turn the corner.
	Eventually, you'll open up the refrigerator and you'll wind up in another world.
	That's awesome.
	Yeah, you go into that fridge.
	That's the front door.
	They built a house.
	Neov is a venue for artists who built like they were on the outside of the art market in Santa Fe looking in.
	The scene for artists who are trying to do something different or weird just didn't really exist.
	We were Santa Fe's orphans of neglect.
	Orphans of neglect.
	It's a bunch of marketing bulls.
	It's time for us to just be an agitator.
	The art world needs to get shaken up a little bit.
	That Bowie?
	We didn't want rules.
	We didn't want hierarchy.
	We had no money.
	We started like pulling stuff out of dumpsters.
	I was tying trash together and fixing it to the wall.
	What kind of people is this going to draw?
	All the types of weirdos.
	All the good and bad weirdos.
	For us, it was just this creative explosion.
	Are we creating something that people are actually going to like?
	Pretty cool.
	Really?
	I think this episode is sucking so far.
	Why?
	I don't know.
	We're just watching a bunch of videos.
	Yeah, but I've never heard of any of this stuff before.
	Nate Ober got us on the wrong foot.
	I don't think so.
	I think people like you and the show, and right now you're using it as a vessel to show them the world.
	I had to show all these videos because we had to explain why you're dressed like that.
	But then that got us into this whole what is mental illness discussion where we're watching videos.
	I thought it was good.
	And now we're talking about sane weirdos.
	Yeah, that was sort of the theme this week was mental illness.
	I mean, we started it talking about this bum who killed four other bums with a giant metal pipe.
	And de Blasio's wife was questioned.
	Because I think de Blasio gave her something like, you should look this up.
	It's called Thrive.
	And the budget for it is in the billions.
	I want to say $8 billion, but that sounds insane.
	Like, how much, you could just buy New York for $8 billion.
	Not billion.
	$850 million.
	No, it's more than that.
	No?
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	So that's the first wave was $850 million.
	So they went up to the mayor's wife and they go, hey, mental illness seems all over the place here.
	Can't we use like that island, Roosevelt Island, that one where they used to put the lepers?
	It's just abandoned now.
	Can't you make that a loony bin?
	And we put people there?
	By the way, a little side note.
	I was reading about this 19-year-old girl who was assaulted at this homeless shelter.
	And it's more this fucking everyone's the same crap where young girls think that they can work in the most dangerous place on earth.
	I would say homeless shelters are more dangerous than jails because every single person there is nuts.
	With jail, some of the guys are sane.
	So why I keep reading about young girls or women being attacked at homeless shelters.
	No woman should work at a homeless shelter.
	It should be six foot tall, beefy, huge cops that are ready to brawl.
	And even then, those cops are in danger.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So there's a total lack of any kind of mental care in this entire country.
	I link it to mass shootings.
	I think that's why people hate the Joker movie because it addresses that.
	And we're going to talk about Joker movie too soon.
	Paul Joseph Watson did an incredible review of it.
	And it's been getting worse and worse in socialist New York City where we have 65,000 homeless people wandering the streets.
	65,000 is a good-sized little village.
	They could have their own loony village.
	Yeah.
	Actually, that's what I was suggesting.
	They can't arrest them, too, by the way.
	Now, one time I got stabbed near Penn Station, I pointed out the guy to the cops, and they were like, if that's him, we can't take him in.
	Because the DA is like, you can't take in homeless people because he doesn't seem of sound mind.
	Wait, are you telling the truth?
	Yep.
	You were stabbed?
	Yeah.
	Are you Nate Ober or Ryan Katsu Rivera doing a Nate Ober imitation?
	I'm Ryan Katsu Rivera doing a Nate Ober.
	Was Ryan or Nate stabbed?
	Ryan.
	You were stabbed?
	How come we've never talked about this?
	I don't know.
	Who cares?
	New York.
	Well, what kind of knife was it?
	I think it was a screwdriver or something blunt, because I had one sweater on, and it bled a little bit, but it didn't penetrate my skin.
	But I was knocked over, and I had...
	Well, I didn't like it.
	Blood is on the inside.
	It didn't like go in me.
	What?
	Blood comes from the...
	Air is on the outside.
	It was a superficial wound.
	If air feels.
	If air gets in contact with blood, that means there was a hole made.
	Yeah.
	It was a superficial wound that broke the skin, but didn't insert itself more than like a quarter of an inch.
	And why was he stabbing you?
	Well, this is my theory.
	I was late for the train, so I was running from Compound Media to Penn Station.
	So I have my guitar case in one hand, and I have my case of beer, like a six-pack.
	And I just start running for the train because I'm late.
	And this guy, I saw putting something in his pocket, so maybe he thought that I was like running to go tell the police on him or something.
	So he starts chasing me.
	I don't know he's chasing me until I feel that, and then I get knocked over, and my guitar falls, and beer falls on the floor.
	And I get up, and I turn around, and he's running away, and I'm just looking at him.
	And then he starts running back to me.
	So I run in the opposite direction and crank my head on a pole, and he grabs a beer and then runs off.
	So he's like, rob me for a beer.
	You tell me the most boring stories in the world.
	Like, I went to White Castle yesterday, and I have two extra.
	You talk like Nate Ober.
	I have two extra burgers.
	That's what he told me this morning.
	Last night, I went to White Castle, and I had two burgers I brought to the studio.
	So I'm really looking forward to those.
	That's a typical Ryan story.
	And then he keeps stories like, I was stabbed by a homeless man.
	Yeah, I didn't participate in that.
	I couldn't help it from happening, so it's not really interesting.
	Yes, it's very interesting.
	Anyway, so de Blasio, the fucking eight-foot-tall, Socialist giant.
	green the jolly green new deal giant uh who turned her out i mean it's not easy to turn a lesbian but she's not a lesbian anymore apparently unless their relationship is just completely for show and she still eats muff but anyway so they go hey uh uh oh there it is 1.8 billion yeah so people go up to to charlene mcrae and say lady what's going on now don't didn't we give you like a billion dollars to stop homeless people and deal with mental health and
	we just had a bum kill four people and there's 65 000 homeless people and you know what she does she goes actually this is working what because look we're you and i are having a conversation about mental illness five years ago no one was talking about mental illness now everyone's talking about it yeah because you increased it because you put it everywhere yeah man that's a genius plan you make it such a problem that it's unignorable yeah it's genius it's like if you Want the streets cleaned up?
	Just start littering and throw shit everywhere, empty garbage everywhere, all over Times Square.
	And then people go, What's all this garbage?
	And then Charlene goes, See, I told you there's a garbage problem in New York.
	Squeaky, we all got degrees.
	Let's deal with the rat problem by importing rats.
	Let's start breeding rats and releasing them so we can at least talk and have a conversation.
	I don't want a conversation.
	I know the problem.
	We need loony bins.
	It looks like a nice couple.
	Doesn't look like a pictures of him.
	You're like, that guy would probably really fuck up New York.
	Yeah, he looks like a picture.
	He looked like a lazy pothead, shit-stained socialist who's really boring at parties.
	And if you were given New York, you would flush it down the toilet.
	He looks like you would fuck up pitching for the Mets playoffs.
	Doesn't he look like a Mets player?
	Kenny Powers?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I was thinking yesterday, my son is such a baseball player.
	He would love Kenny Powers.
	I know, but it's got...
	But isn't there like fucking and stuff?
	Drugs and all sorts of things.
	Wait till he's like.
	I've been keeping him away from 80s Mets.
	He wants to read Lenny Dykstra's book.
	And I'm like, ah, no, there's a little too many horrors in cocaine.
	He's like a boogeyman in there.
	All right, we're going to go inside a woman's brain today.
	That'll be fun.
	And that'll be the green screen.
	We're going to be taking calls shortly.
	You're going to miss that, though, because you don't pay.
	And I'm also just going to briefly talk about Blue Chew, if I may.
	BlueChew.com.
	That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.
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	It's insurance.
	If you don't have a problem with erectile dysfunction, then that's great.
	But you should have Blue Chew available to you just in case there is an issue.
	What if it's the one?
	What if that plus-size model chick I was talking about this week breaks up with her, oh, gets divorced, she's married, and then you're at a party and she's lonely.
	Best time to pick up chicks, by the way, guys, is right after they're dumped.
	Kawa, Kawa!
	The eagle seeks his prey.
	That's how I met my wife.
	She just broken up with her boyfriend and she was drowning her sorrows at the bar.
	Kawa, Ko-wa!
	So you just have this in your wallet in case there's a problem.
	Because you take home the one and you can't get it up, she's not going to call you again.
	And then you'll be known as the impotent guy, and she's going to tell her friends.
	You have to understand, every time you fornicate, you're leaving a calling card inside a woman's vagina.
	And she'll tell two friends, they'll tell two friends.
	You have to do a great job.
	You can only afford to be lame or to not get it up maybe after 10 lays.
	And they better be out of the park.
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	No, this isn't just for guys who can't perform.
	It's for any guy who wants extra function to enhance their performance in the bedroom.
	Reminds me of a cop I was talking to who he said, I know who you are.
	We met on the street on 6th Avenue.
	And I go, oh, and he goes, those proud boys, they're getting really fucked over with that trial.
	That's crazy shit.
	That's so unfair.
	And I go, yeah, it's crazy.
	And I go, so you support Trump?
	Yeah, yeah.
	But I got to be in the closet here because the whole MIPD is going full Muslim, full jihad.
	He told me about this woman, we talked for a while, who went to investigate terrorists.
	She spoke Sufi or Hindu or whatever Arabic language.
	And she ended up radicalized over there.
	She got high on her own supply.
	And came back and they didn't fire her.
	What?
	Not fired.
	Just don't do that.
	Don't do any of that jihad stuff.
	And he goes, yeah, it's getting crazy there.
	It's care, C-A-I-R.
	And he goes, I can't say I like Trump.
	But then he's, and I said, so you like Proud Boys?
	And he goes, oh, no, not at all.
	I mean, I like you guys politically, but my problem with that club is the cocaine.
	I fucking hate drugs.
	Those guys are always doing cocaine.
	They're very open about it.
	And it's not good.
	It's not good for America.
	It's not a good look.
	And I was like, nah, I think they should be legalized.
	And then, oh, that reminds me of another.
	I got a text from Roger Stone today.
	And guess what he said?
	Well, I spoke to a cop the other day who was on the Manhattan DA's quote-unquote get Gavin squad.
	He told me a wild tale and how you came much closer to being put away for 15 years than you think.
	You personally?
	Yes, me personally.
	Prison.
	Wow.
	Not jail, prison.
	What the hell?
	It kind of makes me feel dizzy.
	Like, oh, I'm going to faint.
	Yeah, apparently after the October 12th fight, Cuomo said, get something on this guy.
	So they had to sit and watch hundreds of hours of my show.
	Wow.
	Trying to find something.
	Thank God you're likable.
	I think the Stockholm Syndrome something probably happened.
	Actually, I'm so vain that that did occur to me.
	No, it probably did.
	That there must have been times when they were watching and they're like.
	They laugh their ass.
	Yeah, that's realistic.
	Plus, they must hear me talk about how great cops are in the show.
	No, yeah, you're good.
	Isn't that weird?
	You happen to not be either.
	That the governor can say, get this cop lover, and the cops will have to go, sorry, dude.
	Clink, clink.
	Yeah.
	Take him away.
	But that segues into deep state shit I've been thinking about.
	All right, this is a tangent now.
	Hold on to your hats.
	Is this for the YouTube?
	Because we're at 38 minutes.
	So I don't want to be a bummer and cut people off, but should we save this for the paywall?
	So I'm watching Hong Kong.
	This is 1-7.
	I'm watching Hong Kong videos, and I've been watching them all week.
	And I would like to apologize to compassionate people who care about the non-Western world.
	And Hong Kong is kind of the West, by the way, so I should care about what's going on over there.
	It's not there.
	I'm digging inside, I'm looking all around, trying to find a care.
	I feel nothing.
	I'm sorry.
	And I support what you guys are doing.
	You're revolutionaries.
	Get those off my ass.
	You're revolutionaries.
	You're fighting against communism.
	Those are all awesome things.
	I see them with Pepe, the American flag.
	They even have Make America Great Again hats on, right up my alley.
	But I just don't give a shit about the non-Western world.
	I can't care.
	I feel terrible.
	But it's almost like going to a planet gay and saying, all right, well, you can't be straight anymore.
	And I'm like, okay, let me try.
	Sorry, dude.
	I just, no boner.
	I'm not, I'm not into dicks.
	But show that footage.
	What are you doing wandering all over the place?
	This is very intense.
	This should interest you.
	Oh, they beat a cop.
	Like, even beating a cop there.
	Normally I would support the police, right?
	But I know cops in China.
	I lived in China.
	They beat a journalist to death once for writing about police brutality.
	If you write about censorship, you will get censored.
	If you write about how they kidnap people and send them to jails for re-education camp, you will be kidnapped and sent to jail to a re-education camp.
	So, like, I don't have the energy to give a shit about that disgusting, tyrannical shithole.
	They're murdering Muslims.
	Just willy-nilly.
	And stealing their organs.
	Like, I don't have room on my plate to give a shit about somewhere like that.
	Go a little farther ahead.
	And it is exactly like the trailer.
	Yeah, this.
	Isn't that a movie?
	Wow.
	This is like that movie where you have one night to kick the purge.
	Yeah.
	How long can you be Nate Ober for?
	I did it one time, like, all day, and people on the phone with me were getting pretty upset.
	Doesn't it hurt your mouth?
	I find if I do a Scottish accent for too long, it starts to hurt my throat and my mouth.
	No, the thing about him is you don't have to try very hard.
	Your mouth doesn't have to really do anything.
	Oh, so maybe it's even like more relaxing.
	Yeah, you just relax.
	Now, I do care when China affects the Western world, America.
	And this is ancient news.
	We should call our news segments ancient news.
	Ancient Chinese news.
	So I'm just going to go through these quickly because you're probably familiar with them.
	And for the record, if you want bona fide, interesting news, just watch Tucker Carlson.
	Not only does he explain everything that's going on, he adds a solution to it.
	And there's all kinds of free candy on that show.
	For example, I don't know how the fuck they do this.
	He must have a staff of 15 people just watching left-wing TV.
	But he'll have these compilations.
	Like he had one last night on the word stonewalling.
	And he said, these guys get their DNC talking points, emailed them to them every day, and then they all just parrot it like robots.
	And then he proceeds to do a montage of honestly 15 different talking heads on the left saying that Trump is stonewalling this impeachment using that word stonewalling, which is proof that they're not coming up with this concept organically.
	And he's got a whole series of those, like the word collusion.
	They'll come up with some weird word like double secret probation and then a million people will say it.
	So I can't compete with that.
	I don't have a team watching MSNBC.
	I have zero people watching MSNBC.
	I watch it myself sometimes and it's torture.
	But anyway, let's just get this out of the way as an example of why we hate dictatorships and why I don't fucking care about Hong Kong.
	Sorry.
	So you remember that Cheng Ning Wai?
	This is 19.
	He said his name is Hong Kong Hearthstone and for some gamer conference, he gave a shout out to Hong Kong protesters, banned from the thing.
	NBA coach said, hey, go, go, Hong Kong.
	You guys are awesome as they wave American flags.
	No, you can't do that because China is obsessed with basketball.
	You're one behind me, dude.
	I'm up to 2-0 now.
	No, don't show your fucking email to everyone.
	Oops.
	Tarred pants.
	And you're zoomed in too much, so we can't see.
	La, blah, blah.
	Isn't it funny, by the way?
	China is a great market for the NBA, especially marketing, like Nike shoes and all that, Nies.
	And they could never have basketball the way we do.
	They could never have this sort of glamorous sport with all this marketing behind it and all this value and all this merch.
	That's not their culture.
	So they're sort of staring at us, admiring our capitalism and our gumption and our glamour and our excitement.
	And then when we criticize them, we start apologizing.
	Isn't that fucked up?
	It's like Taylor Swift apologizing to a fan that she's offended her.
	Oh, I guess she kind of does do that.
	And then finally, South Park was making fun of the president because he hates Winnie the Pooh because someone said he looks like Winnie the Pooh.
	So he banned Winnie the Pooh.
	And South Park's, they were told, Matt and Trey were told, you have to apologize, just like the gamer company and just like the NBA.
	And of course, Matt and Trey are the best dudes in the world.
	And they said, fuck you.
	And now they're scrubbed from China.
	Scrubbed.
	Just like Tiananmen Square.
	If you Google image Tiananmen Square in China, just tourism comes up and some nice flower pots.
	No pictures of the tank.
	Nothing happened.
	So that's the times I care.
	And that's the time I care about China.
	But the reason I brought that up was to talk about the deep state.
	Because that text about the cops trying to find a reason to throw me in prison got me thinking about the deep state.
	And it reminded me of Lyndon LaRouche and how similar we are.
	And how similar the whole LaRouche scandal was.
	Now that's going to get pretty long.
	But let me go back 10 steps.
	Do you remember on the show a while ago, I was talking about Jonathan Swift?
	Do you remember that?
	I was talking about that Swedish scientist, and I said that fucking.
	Oh, the thing about eating people, cannibalism?
	Yeah.
	Did I not put that in the notes?
	You did.
	It's number one.
	2-2.
	2-1.
	2-1.
	Sorry.
	So, 2-1, episode 21.
	If you go to 27 minutes, 29 seconds, and you can see that I was saying that that Swedish scientist saying we need to eat ourselves to save the planet is pure Jonathan Swift.
	Right?
	The planet.
	Look at him.
	Can you believe this?
	This is literally the definition of satire.
	Jonathan Swift, when you think of satire, you think of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.
	In fact, when I had a satirical column at Tachymag, which we'll get to in a second, it was called A Modest Proposal.
	So that essay, I don't know when it's from, is so seminal.
	I predicted this.
	I said, you guys are so fucking nuts here in Clown World.
	You can buy these shirts on free speech.tv.
	That you're becoming the definition of satire.
	And the most seminal satirical essay ever written was Jonathan Swiss's A Modest Proposal, where he suggested the problem with the Irish and the poor is that they're overpopulating.
	So if you want to be, if you're hungry and you have too many kids, start eating the babies.
	And it was just a great example of a misdirect.
	Like my 10 Things I Hate About the Jews is the same kind of thing.
	It's satire with a misdirect.
	Like I wrote an article called Divorce Your Wife, where I said, if your marriage is going badly, end it in your head and then recourt your wife from scratch.
	You don't even have to tell her that you mentally divorced her and you're recourting a new girl, but it's just her.
	Reinvent your marriage was what I was really saying, but that doesn't as catchy as divorce your wife.
	You'll notice no one had a problem with divorce your wife.
	That's cool in modern pop culture.
	And the beauty of a modest proposal is it sort of illuminates the truth behind all of this mass environmentalism, which is eugenics.
	And I remembered that the Lyndon LaRouche PAC said that eugenics is, sorry, this Green New Deal is just eugenics for dummies.
	They want the world less populated.
	And when they say less populated, they don't mean themselves.
	They don't mean the elites.
	The elites are doing great.
	They have one kid at the most.
	They mean the scum, the Irish, the trash, the third world.
	They need to stop.
	We need less of them.
	Let's kill them all.
	Let's eat them all.
	And so just let me just pause here because this is all so intertwangled.
	It's getting confusing.
	Lyndon LaRouche is a guy.
	I don't know that much about him, but I heard he was a Marxist.
	They called him an anti-Semite.
	They called him alt-left and alt-right.
	But the more I look into him, the more decent he seems.
	And he said, here, go to that link I have.
	It's a 2-3.
	He was massacred by the deep state.
	Just play this.
	As FBI agents approached LaRouche's estate in Leesburg, Virginia, as FBI agents stormed the LaRouche estate, does that ring any bells?
	Roger Stone.
	Roger fucking stone.
	Exactly the same story.
	And the whole Russia thing.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, it gets better.
	Yeah.
	Keep going.
	From Washington, police lined up outside.
	We have an out-of-control justice department, in my view.
	Just pause.
	Proud boys looking at 15 years in prison for defending themselves in an Antifa attack.
	I apparently was looking at 15 years in prison for inciting violence, according to the alt-left.
	Neither of these people deserve any jail time, but keep going.
	In the appointees as much as it is in the permanent bureaucracy.
	We have a permanent sickness in the permanent bureaucracy of part of our government.
	Good evening.
	When the time came that somebody wanted me out of the way, they were able to rely upon that permanent injustice in the permanent bureaucracy of government to do the job.
	Always, there's that agency inside the Justice Department which works for contract like a hipster.
	Just pause.
	Yes.
	This is so prescient.
	And look who just appeared on our screen.
	Mueller.
	That's the guy who put LaRouche away.
	Yeah.
	And it's the guy that they had attacking Trump.
	Lyndon LaRouche was known as a complete nutbag 30 years ago.
	All his predictions have come true.
	He talked about a deep state.
	He talked about a corrupt justice system.
	All true.
	Keep going.
	When somebody with the right credentials and passwords walks in and says, we want to get this group of people or we want to get this person.
	My case may be as Ramsey described it, Ramsey Clark described it, the most extensive and the highest level of these cases in terms of the duration and scope of the operation.
	And that until we remove from our system of government a rotten, permanent bureaucracy which acts like contract assassins using the authority of the justice system to perpetrate assassination, this country is not free, nor anyone in it.
	Jail him.
	And he was jailed.
	Now remember in my little village in Westchester, the LaRouche Pact set up a big sign and it said, Trump is innocent or something like that.
	Defend Trump.
	And their point was, he's being pilloried for Russian collusion that never happened.
	LaRouche was pilloried for Russian collusion that never happened.
	It's the same cycle.
	If we can't get you on the Nazi thing, we'll get you on the Russian thing.
	It's just a false allegation that seems to get legs.
	And of course, all the local liberals, old ladies were going up to them and saying, fuck you.
	85-year-old women.
	But anyway.
	I thought I had footage of that But I don't It's still I sound like Lyndon LaRouche.
	I don't know everything about this guy.
	So, if he was some weird Holocaust denier or something, I'm not vouching for that, obviously.
	But the little bit I've looked into, he seems like a good dude who was crucified by the deep state.
	But remember when I predicted that I said that Jonathan Swift is, these people have become a satirical essay by Jonathan Swift?
	Coincidentally, that was what the LaRouche PAC did to AOC.
	Fringe Group, they call them.
	You got to always wonder when someone says far right or fringe, I'm always dubious of that, having been called that myself.
	Fringe Group claims it planned to eat the babies stunt.
	It planned to eat the baby stunt at AOC.
	Now go down.
	You can see the actual event where she gets up and she says, we need to start eating the babies to save the environment.
	That's not going to play.
	Oh, yeah, well, okay.
	Don't go full screen.
	Climate crisis.
	We only have a few months left.
	I love that you support the Green Deal, but it's not getting rid of fossil fuel.
	It's not going to solve the problem fast enough.
	A Swedish professor is saying we can eat dead people, but that's not fast enough.
	So I think your next campaign slogan has to be this.
	We got to start eating babies.
	We don't have enough time.
	There's too much CO2.
	All of you, you're a pollutant.
	Too much CO2.
	We have to start now.
	Please.
	He was always against global warming.
	He said it's faker than your girlfriend's or guessing.
	It's not enough.
	LaRussa, though.
	Yeah, but in Russia, we still have too many people, too much pollution.
	So we have to get rid of the babies.
	That's a big problem.
	Just stopping having babies that start or not.
	We need to eat the babies.
	You think it's a great Trojan horse, the fact that she's not American?
	Oh, maybe.
	Where did they get all this money from?
	The LaRouche pack.
	Linda LaRouche is dead, by the way.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	They had a lot of paperwork.
	I remember, you know, I don't know if I can take Nate Ober for an entire two-hour show.
	Speaking of which, we're going to cut you off, non-payers, and I'm going to get into this deep state thing.
	Because you know what's strange about these people?
	They seem to have a disproportionate number of lesbians.
	All these prosecutors, these cop haters, these what he calls the deep state bureaucratic assassins in that clip I just showed, a lot of them seem to be lesbians.
	And Hillary is closely tied to these lesbians.
	I think Hillary might be a lesbian.
	Remember she said to that Benghazi dad, the father of one of the guys who died in Benghazi, she said, we're going to get this guy who did the Muhammad video and we're going to throw him in jail.
	And the father goes, for what crime?
	And she just smiled.
	And he was obviously destroyed.
	He was obviously bereft.
	He was obviously mourning his son.
	But that doesn't give you the right to just randomly say, you're going to arrest this guy on my son's behalf.
	So the Marine's dad came out and said, she guaranteed me an arrest before she knew the crime.
	And then she dug up a crime.
	You know what his crime was, the Mohammed Video Guy?
	He uses a fake name.
	And because he had a problem with identity theft many years ago, part of his parole, his probation was you can never use a fake name.
	And he had a fake name in the credits.
	So they said, all right, that's a probation violation.
	You're in prison.
	And then he came out going, I'd like to say that Barack Obama works very hard.
	And I feel terrible about wasting everyone's time with that terrible video.
	Like Stalinism.
	He was brainwashed.
	And by the way, the guy who made that video, the Muhammad video, he's a Coptic Christian.
	They're literally being crucified in Egypt right now.
	And you're not allowed to make an anti-Islamic video when Islamic jihadists are murdering your people?
	Fucking 60 minutes did a whole thing on Coptic Christians.
	Didn't mention that once.
	That there's an ethnic, a religious genocide going on over there.
	Now I'm getting mad.
	I think they...
	Isn't there...
	I think there's Coptic Christians speak Armaic English.
	Whoa.
	Or maybe that's in Israel.
	Anyway, there's some people who still speak the same language Jesus spoke.
	But they do it in rap.
	All right, so I'm going to get into the deep state.
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	What are you doing?
	What?
	Why are you getting up?
	You got up to get water three times.
	I'm really thirsty.
	I feel like this makeup's drying me out.
	What?
	It's dry.
	You know what they say at my gym?
	Water's for winners.
	Good fighters don't need water.
	Bad fighters don't deserve it.
	Oh, by the way, you know how I hate when they say good when I punch them in the face?
	Yeah.
	I can't get anyone to stop doing that.
	So now you know what I do?
	I say good.
	Now I'm at your level.
	So when you punch me, I go, good, good.
	It's a mind head fuck, which is 80% unboxing anyway.
	All right.
	So we're going to Get into a woman's brain.
	We're going to talk more about the deep state and the strange preponderance of lesbian lawyers who are behind these bureaucratic assassinations that is putting my friends in prison and apparently almost got me put in prison.
	Fuck, that would have sucked.
	Wait a minute.
	I don't think I'd live.
	Right?
	I'm almost 50.
	I'd be at the age of 65.
	No, I'd want to be dead.
	I might just kill myself.
	That's the assassination right there.
	But we're now going to go behind the paywall, and we'll be taking calls.
	So goodbye, Cheapskates, and go to free speech.tv where you can get this show, this shirt, and these laughs every day of the week.
	Also, Joe Biggs, also Soph, also Milo Yiannopoulos, also new shows to come.
	And Free Speech the Show, where we have a lefty and a righty sit down.
	The next episode, we have Candace Owens and Cornell West will be discussing slavery, Jim Crow, and if America is racist today or not.
	I think it isn't.
	I don't know where Cornell West stands.
	I know he's still mad about Jim Crow.
	I think it might be time to get over that.
	Goodbye to you cheapskates and freespeech.tv people.
	Stay on the line.
	Music.
	Oh!
	you you You are broadcasting this live on Freespeech.tv, right?
	Yeah.
	Because wasn't there some problems with the live button?
	Yeah, like the button that lets people know that we're live isn't there, so you just have to go in the live tab.
	Can you just go to a Nate Ober video just so people can see who we're talking about?
	We've only showed a few seconds of him.
	Okay.
	I like when he just eats a sandwich.
	You want to watch me eat a donut?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he's great.
	I really do like him a lot.
	I gave him my number.
	I hope he calls me, but he's not answering.
	Well, he's at a loony bin today.
	I know.
	I hope that he's doing all right.
	And by the way, I didn't answer my question, my own question in the opening.
	What is exploitation?
	And what is whack pack?
	Like, for example, Howard Stern has Leslie the, she was called Leslie the Retard, and now she's Leslie the Slow Adult.
	I'm not sure that's her name, Leslie, actually.
	And I thought, a good way to do sort of a litmus test is, if my sister had Down syndrome, would I want her on Howard Stern?
	And the answer is no.
	But if my sister had Down syndrome, I would want her to do How's Your News with Arthur Bradford.
	Right.
	It's all how you are you glorifying them or exploiting them?
	Basically.
	My wife called.
	I don't usually, I obviously don't answer calls.
	I can hear you in my creation.
	Hi, I'm recording a show live.
	Yeah, I really don't know.
	They'll go, oh, there's cheese all over that.
	I gotta let it steep.
	I'm gonna let the pan, the cheese pan, sit there for like 12 hours.
	That's why I did it home.
	I'm just saying, he's tied up in some stuff.
	No, he's not.
	You can tell my wife is not really into my career or my show.
	I could have an affair.
	I could have a naked lady here fingering her the whole show, and my wife would never know.
	I muted the mic for that.
	Somebody gave me props, too, because one time one of your kids called and I muted the mic because I'm super smart.
	And I was like, that's a private conversation, and I'm not going to let it air.
	In my life, every time my wife calls, I shit my pants.
	I don't know if someone's attacked her or the house or Antifa's there or she's seen something that's making her cry in the news or relatives are calling her.
	And it's funny because I had that woman approach me.
	I found out her name is Ruth.
	Remember I told you the other episode where she's attacked me at the bar and started saying, that's why everyone hates you.
	And I thought, I didn't mention this on that episode, but if you want to look at any kind of violence or any kind of danger, because a lot of these people say, I feel unsafe with you and my community, I'm the only one who's received any kind of tangible assault.
	I'm the one with signs on my lawn.
	I'm the one who had my car vandalized.
	I'm the one who got doxxed.
	I'm the one where they were planning vigils in front of my house.
	I'm the one where they posted the street that goes to my kids' school.
	I'm the one that had the giant flag on the highway at my exit from my town calling me a fascist.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	You scared me.
	Every time you bring something up that I know that we are live.
	Your problem is you're worried about live.
	My problem is I'm worried about my family being killed.
	I'm worried about live.
	You're worried about your lives.
	Can I dance a Wumpscut?
	Can I show you what I was programmed to do?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he does a little path.
	You made your eyes too red, dude.
	You look like an ache up.
	He only has a little bit of red.
	That was.
	You gotta admit, through all the shit, he is good at goth.
	Yeah, dude, he rules.
	Like, his makeup is authentic.
	And what are you trying to say?
	That mine is not?
	Yours sucks.
	Come on, man.
	That was inspired by this video.
	Bing Tons of traffic, thank you, Gave and McInnes.
	McGuinness.
	How did I um...
	I uh...
	Alright, that's enough.
	I can tell the fans hate him.
	I don't know.
	No, they don't.
	This isn't your show, fans.
	It's mine.
	Oh, my God.
	I forgot the arms.
	He kind of moves like Stockbauer.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	He's got a Stockbauer size to him, too.
	Yeah, maybe that's how tall people have to dance.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They're fighting gravity up there.
	Dude, you're doing it really good.
	That's exactly what he's doing.
	laughs
	That's really good.
	All right, let me get back to this.
	2-7.
	Remember, I said Hillary guaranteed an arrest, and it goes with what Lyndon LaRouche was saying.
	God, I hope that guy isn't some weird Nazi and I'm sitting here kissing his ass.
	Who Ober?
	LaRouche.
	Oh.
	All we need now is a picture of LaRouche in a Klansman costume, and I'm fucked.
	You gotta be suspicious when someone uses the word Nazis.
	It doesn't, it's never about what it's about.
	You know what I mean?
	I've never seen them go after bona fide Nazis.
	Just like the hate thing.
	If they really cared about hate, they'd mention ISIS and gays being thrown off buildings once.
	Like, if you look at hate in the Western world, there's all of this stuff from Islam.
	And then there's just this much from the white nationalists.
	But all their energy is focused on this little guy.
	It's sort of like mass shootings.
	They're so worried about guns and mass shootings and deaths.
	And they talk about when it's a white male, yet they don't talk about the, I believe we're up to 19 black males are murdered by guns every fucking day.
	19 a day.
	And that's dead.
	We're not counting all the major injuries, all the paralyzed black men.
	But you said Black Lives Matter.
	It's never about what it's about in this culture.
	So anyway, go back to Hillary's tweet.
	She said, do you want to sue the Nazis with me?
	And I said, absolutely.
	So inspired by the dream team of Amy Spolatnik, Kaplan Robbie, and Karen, who are taking on the structures.
	See, it's all these academic terms.
	Structures of resurgent white supremacy with Mighty for USA.
	So click on the link and you see these girls and they go, we're Jewish and we're going to fight these Nazis and they hate us because we're Jews.
	And I don't see Jews when I look at those three.
	I see lesbians.
	They're clearly lesbians.
	Yeah.
	Well, let's all go as Miss Doubtfire.
	Like three guys.
	Let's go.
	These women are taking, just like that cop told me that Muslims are taking over the NYPD.
	Lesbian lawyers are taking over the prosecution.
	That's why Proud Boys are so fucked in court.
	Because these lesbians seem to have a deep-seated hatred for men, especially white men.
	And she says, when I met Kaplan for the first time and asked about the threat, she also smiles.
	This is the reporter for that article.
	She gets it, how much these men despise her.
	She's talking about Nazis, but I don't think they really are.
	She's a woman who happens to be both a lesbian and Jewish.
	Since the 2016 presidential election, she has worn a small Star of David around her neck.
	Oh, that must piss off Trump.
	He must hate that.
	He must.
	He's the most pro-Jewish president in the history of presidents.
	A personal reminder to keep the fight against hate in all its nefarious forms.
	Really?
	Okay, so I presume you're spending a lot of time on Islam.
	No, zero seconds on Islam.
	And it reminds me of that chick.
	This is now number 28.
	Deborah Lolai.
	Now, she works in the Bronx defending people.
	Oh yeah, that's a separate thing.
	This was this purports to be about breast cancer awareness.
	I've always called bullshit on this pink shit.
	They do it at baseball games, like that's where you want to get women.
	That's really the core audience for women is a baseball game.
	But they dress them up in pink.
	It's about demasculinizing them.
	This war on hate isn't really about hate.
	It's a war on men.
	She says these men despise her.
	It's basically lesbian revenge.
	And some men get caught up in it.
	A lot of gay men.
	But there's this, like, like men give a shit about lesbians too.
	Like, I don't understand why these lesbians hate men so much.
	We don't think about you lesbians.
	We may watch you in a porno, but those lesbians aren't even serious.
	The ugly ones who look like dudes.
	And you don't see, you see a little bit of sexism from gay men towards women, but not like this deep-seated animosity where you want to defeminize them.
	No, it's a lesbian thing.
	Anyway, go back to those badges.
	Doesn't that just look wrong to you?
	Isn't that a fuck you?
	These guys walking around with big, big pink badges on their hearts?
	It looks like edible.
	Like it's some candy.
	Like the actual material looks cheap.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, Deborah Lolai is another example of this.
	This would be 2.9.
	She, after that cop was killed, what was his name again?
	Brian Mulkeen.
	After that cop was killed, this lesbian lawyer, Deborah Lolai, said, tweeted out this joke that another one, I don't know if Andine is a lesbian, but a friend of hers tweeted out.
	So Deborah said, And Dean suggested a much better headline.
	NYPD murders another black man than one of their own.
	Now have a look at Deborah Lolai.
	There she is.
	That's her in the blue shirt.
	That's a woman.
	Oh.
	And her job is she's part of a group called the Bronx Defenders.
	And this is just one tiny example, but it's not anecdotal evidence.
	This is indicative of a pattern.
	And I'm seeing this again and again all over the country, especially in DC and New York, but up in Canada too.
	These lesbians with an axe to grind.
	And what's shocking about her laughing while the body of Brian Mulkeen is still warm, her laughing at his dead body is how public she could make that statement.
	She made it a tweet.
	So it would be one thing if I heard her mumble this in a bar and I go, you bitch, you fucking hate cops, don't you?
	You hate men.
	You hate white men.
	And you think white men hate you.
	White men don't care about you.
	They're not homophobic.
	They're homo could care less.
	And she goes, fuck them all.
	I'll help they die.
	That would be one thing.
	And I go, well, that was a weird barroom conversation.
	No, she just makes it a public thing on Twitter because that kind of hate is mainstream.
	You'll notice, as rapper Karis once said, the ones screaming, keep it real the loudest, are the ones the most full of shit.
	And when people are screaming about hate all the time and putting hate has no home here signs on their lawn, they are seething with hate.
	They hate Republicans.
	They hate Trump supporters.
	And Deb Lolai, I posit, hates men.
	That is my, again, I can't read her mind, but everything is looking like Shakespeare.
	And you know what the Bronx defenders, they get tens of millions of dollars from New York City taxpayers to fight on behalf of gays and lesbians and oppressed minorities, like that Moira Meltzer-Cohen, who got that criminal Caleb Perkins out of jail for punching a fucking cop in the face.
	He's also one of the Antifa guys who did the fight the night the Prowboys were arrested.
	Lawyers like this, these frumpy, grumpy feminists, they show up and they're just totally devoted to non-male things or non-white male things or non-white things.
	And I don't understand why the Bronx defenders exist.
	Like, I'd understand if it was Jim Crow and they'd say, we need extra money, but like, you need a free, gays need a free lawyer?
	Why?
	Because gays are oppressed in New York City?
	Are you fucking kidding me?
	You want to see oppressed?
	Check out Proud Boys.
	Speaking of Proud Boys.
	Shit, we got to still have a fuckload of stuff to cover.
	John Kingsman, kinsman, looking at 15 years for being a member of a hate group and getting into a fight, is one of the only people I know married to a black woman that has kids.
	It's pretty rare with black kids.
	It's pretty rare in this day and age.
	But for some reason, that's a lot of these women's deepest fantasy.
	And I think this is a good segue from the lesbian lawyers to talk about women's brains and how they operate.
	So join me if you wish.
	Wait, what's that?
	I have to find it.
	What do you mean?
	You have no idea where it is?
	You also need the card up.
	I can keep talking.
	I might have to pivot real quick.
	I don't know what happened.
	What's going on, dude?
	You have no idea where it exported?
	This is pre-taped, by the way.
	And when we come back, I want to talk about Paul Joseph Watson's review of...
	I thought you said it was already exported.
	I thought it was.
	It was not.
	So you didn't export it?
	No.
	It's doing real fast, though.
	But why didn't you export it?
	Well, I put it in the queue, and then I forgot to press play on it.
	Another fuck up.
	By Ryan.
	Well, let's go to 3-2 then while we wait.
	If I could, I would just play this entire fucking video that Paul Joseph Watson did.
	It's definitely his best work yet.
	And he talks about why the Joker is unpopular.
	Steven Crowder was talking about this too.
	And basically, because it's woke.
	And this is linked to the video I'm trying to show you that Ryan didn't export.
	Because the Joker's girlfriend is black in it, but that's not good enough.
	Sorry.
	Just like John facing 15 years.
	Loving black women isn't enough.
	You're still evil.
	So we'll just play some of it just so I force you to watch it because it just sort of summarizes the thing.
	I said on Parlor, I said if someone just came out of a coma and I had to explain to them what's going on in the world, I wouldn't show the movie Joker.
	I'd show this.
	Because it just perfectly summarizes the shit we're in right now.
	Joker was undoubtedly one of the most authentic, watershed cultural moments of the last 10 years.
	Which, given how saturated, invapid, banality our culture has become, those moments are few and far between.
	There are very few movies that stay with you, but Joker's claustrophobic nihilism clings on like nothing else.
	But how do we know for sure that it was so good?
	Because all the right people hated it.
	The Guardian Slate, The Wall Street Journal.
	This Guardian Easter implored people to ditch Joker and instead see a movie that was literally about how to become an incel.
	Before the movie's release, we were bombarded with relentless hysteria about how it was going to cause mass shootings, how it was irresponsible, how we needed cops at theaters to keep us safe.
	Why was the establishment so afraid of this movie?
	Why did they try to actively discourage people from seeing it?
	Because Joker points a finger at the true reason why our society produces the diseased minds responsible for mass shootings.
	Because our entire culture is bathed in atomizing consumerist celebrity at all costs nihilism.
	Because the way we've been brainwashed.
	Maybe the reason that these lesbians have such power is because in a world where masculinity is evil, then the opposite of masculinity, which is not really femininity, but lesbians, they're dogmatic about it.
	True women, not that lesbians aren't real women, but true femininity likes masculinity.
	It complements it.
	Lesbians don't like masculinity.
	And that's why Hillary Clinton is so popular.
	That's why these lesbians have so much power.
	And that's why The Joker is such a horrible movie to them.
	Because The Joker says, why are you shitting on masculinity all the time?
	You know, this might seem kind of a weird segue, but Andrew Morantz is this writer for The New Yorker.
	Or maybe it's, yeah, The New Yorker.
	This is 33.
	And he's a cuck and a pussy.
	I met him once.
	He wrote this article, Free Speech is Killing Us.
	Noxious Language Online is creating right-wing violence.
	Again, a whole article about hate and how it's getting out of control in America.
	And totally ignores Islam.
	I think he's Jewish, Morantz.
	Shouldn't you be concerned about a religion that wants your religion dead?
	They want Israel to be obliterated.
	But your biggest concern is Pepe the fucking frog.
	You know this guy who wrote this?
	It's part of like self-hatred and demasculinization.
	There's the lesbians and the feminists pushing all this shit.
	But then there's also these cuck pussies who go, yeah, yeah, I agree with you.
	It's masculinity.
	That's the problem.
	It's hate.
	To have a penis is to hate.
	I hate it too.
	Ooh, self-flagellation.
	I suck.
	When I met him at this party, it was a Gateway Pundit party, and I knew something was up.
	And they said, oh, this is a guy.
	He's a liberal, but he's one of the good ones.
	I go, no, he's not.
	I can tell this guy is here to get dirt.
	You guys are naive for inviting him here.
	You think he wants to hang out with James O'Keefe and me?
	And he did the article.
	And you know what the article was about?
	It was about the black DJ at the party and how uncomfortable she felt.
	And you know why she felt uncomfortable?
	Because he went out there and he said, you know, these are all Trump supporters.
	And Trump supporters are known to be linked to white nationalists.
	And these people are, they're pretty much Nazis.
	And she goes, really?
	Oh, that's weird.
	That was the entire article.
	And then James O'Keefe and I had a dance off.
	And James is very good at 80s dancing.
	And I think it was an 80s themed party.
	So he made that, tried to make that look like it was serious.
	And I was humiliated in my dance off with James O'Keefe.
	Like, they willfully ignore true hate and even jokes and fun and everything that makes America great in order to crowbar in this bizarre, negative, shitty, horrific view of the world where everyone is racist and sexist and horrible.
	And people are mortified by the thought of a black woman marrying a white guy.
	It's just not true.
	It's just fashion.
	It's not real.
	They don't really care about truth.
	They really care about what's hot this month.
	And what's hot this month is shitting on people and pretending we're racist.
	Anyway, let's have a better look at the female brain to truly understand.
	Music
	Want to get inside a woman's brain?
	Look at a commercial.
	Most commercials are directed to women because they do all the buying in the house.
	They buy the car.
	Shit, they choose the house.
	They choose the vacation.
	They do all the shopping for food, computers, everything.
	Us guys are too busy.
	I haven't, I got this shirt for free.
	These glasses I bought like 10 years ago.
	I've repaired them with crazy glue.
	We're not big on buying shit.
	And when you watch commercials, you can learn a lot about women.
	One thing I've learned, and we did a separate video about this, is cuck commercials, where women seem to have a lot of animosity towards their husbands, and men are total, stupid, fucking losers in commercials where the woman is the brains, the badass.
	Remember that one commercial where she goes, women can still wear the pants in the family.
	Yoga pants or pants.
	Remember that one?
	Where she runs it up the gut?
	And he's like, shouldn't we park back there?
	She's driving.
	Yeah, right.
	Anyway, another fun thing that goes on with commercials is this compulsion for diversity.
	And they have to be a mixed-race couple.
	And women, white women, whites are what, 75% of the population, depending how you classify Hispanic whites.
	So it's directed to white women.
	Black women are only 7% of the population.
	Asians are maybe 2%.
	They're going for the big dollars.
	And the big dollars are white women, middle-class white women.
	And these middle-class white women, they don't want to see white and white.
	They want diversity.
	Now, what kind of diversity?
	Well, it can't be Asian because there's too few Asians.
	That's not good for business.
	It can't be a black guy and a white woman.
	I guess that's too porny for them.
	It conjures up too many penile images.
	So it has to be a black woman and a white guy with a mixed race kid.
	There has to be a mixed race kid in the mix with kind of kinky hair.
	And I've noticed this again and again in commercials.
	You don't see it in real life.
	Like the New York Times loves this concept, but barely 3% of people marry outside their race.
	I'm one of the 3%.
	And the only time I've seen a black woman with a white guy married with kids would be that proud boy John Kinsman who's facing 15 years for being in a hate group.
	That's the reality of it.
	But it's not about reality.
	It's about fashion.
	So let's just have a brief look at some of these commercials.
	Yeah, this is a typical one.
	She's black, he's white.
	And this is one of the few times you see a man, a white male in a commercial who's not bumping his head on shit and going, what the fuck?
	Can't we park back there?
	They're cool.
	And babe.
	And today we're talking about mobile plans the real way.
	I'm at the coffee shop on my Walmart Family Mobile Unlimited plan.
	What percentage of the population is.
	We could do this all day.
	Middle-class black women married to white men.
	There's probably like a thousand.
	Wait a minute.
	That contradicts my Asian thing where I said they don't do Asians because they're not big enough apart.
	See, this isn't really, this obviously isn't marketing to this couple.
	It's sort of like Barack Obama.
	Barack Obama wasn't marketed towards black people.
	He was marketed to woke white people.
	And they go, I voted for a black president.
	So when they do this Walmart plan, they're like, I like commercials with black people in them.
	I'm so woke.
	Let's do another one.
	Let's do another one.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, yeah, you know, the white guy taking the black girl to prom with the grumpy black dad who's really worried about them.
	How many times has this happened?
	Why is this a woman's fantasy?
	I don't quite get it.
	Because the woman that this is marketed to is going to marry a white guy.
	Again, barely 3% of people marry outside their race.
	So this is just a fantasy of hers.
	But my contention is it's not really a fantasy.
	It's the fashion of the time and women like being fashionable.
	So this has nothing to do with truth.
	It's all about fashion.
	And is there anything less truthful than fashion?
	I mean, it's fiction by nature.
	All right, let's watch one more, just so.
	My favorite is the last one.
	United Arab Emirates.
	Oh, yeah, this one.
	Yeah, look, it's so incongruous to me to see a cool dad who's good with his kid.
	Look, they play and they have a little handshake and, whoa, I'm feeding you and you're not a moron And you're cool when you blow stuff up.
	It's kind of pandering, too.
	And isn't it funny how these women are more partial to light-skinned black women?
	Like they never have Beyoncé hair, but they're always Cosby black.
	They're always Octoroons or mulattoes or something.
	They don't want you to out-black them.
	Okay, so this United Arab Emirates is my favorite one because it perfectly sums up this bizarre compulsion they have where they need white men married to black women.
	As a family, we always like Emirates.
	Mom and dad are always saying, I love the breakfast.
	It's the lunch for me.
	We always like this last one.
	Lucky he's not an asshole.
	Hey, if I have to marry a black woman and not be a complete idiot asshole, then I'm all for it.
	Is this all we had to do, ladies?
	To get your support?
	Oh, Asian.
	That's rare.
	Don't think women like that.
	What a stupid commercial.
	Speaking of truth, slavery was recently outlawed in Oman, 1970, Qatar, 1952, Saudi Arabia, and Yemen both in 1962.
	So these woke moms love the United Arab Emirates.
	They love Dubai.
	Meanwhile, these people have only very recently outlawed slavery.
	That's the truth.
	That's the truth you don't care about, is that the Arab world is still to this day steeped in slavery.
	There's more slaves today than ever before at any time in history.
	But you don't care about that.
	You don't care about genuine equality.
	You just like the look of things.
	So if we really get into a woman's brain, what do we see?
	They like the look of things.
	How did you make those drum sounds?
	GarageBand.
	Everything there is GarageBand sounds.
	It was a free program.
	Another thing that is behind those commercials is they think Trump supporters are racist.
	So having a mixed-race couple is a fuck you to these racist Republicans.
	But they're wrong.
	It's almost like when they have gay characters, they think it's a haha.
	What do you think now, homophobe?
	And you're like, I don't know.
	I'm not offended.
	Or when you see like a white girl walking down the street with a black guy and she gives this look like, you got a problem with this?
	I bet you do.
	And you go, I don't know what?
	This is revolutionary?
	You fucking someone you're into?
	Wow.
	But I should show you two things.
	So I was talking about Proud Boys.
	That's the guy I was talking about, John Kinsman, looking at 15 years in prison for being in a hate group that she suggested he joined, by the way.
	She looked up Proud Boys and go, these guys seem really Christian and pro-American.
	You should join.
	Then he got ambushed and he fought back.
	And the charges fought back too much.
	Never heard that charge.
	I guess the victims got really fucked up and they were in the hospital.
	The victims are gone.
	They told the cops to fuck off.
	Oh, so it's literally a victimless crime.
	That's never heard of that before.
	And here's the commercial I was talking about, the cuck commercial.
	Totally different part of a woman's brain, but it's worth showing after I discussed it.
	Look at this guy.
	Turn it up.
	We should park back there, babe.
	Great idea.
	Hadn't thought of that.
	Let's just park back in our driveway.
	Or we could, I don't know, run it right up the gut.
	Lady, don't park on the spawn pants in this family.
	Yoga pants or pants.
	He's right.
	What a shitty thing to do.
	How'd the park's grass get all fucked up?
	Some cunt was driving all over it because she didn't want to walk for one minute.
	If you let your wife drive and you're not drunk out of your mind, actually, you shouldn't get drunk out of your mind if your family has to be driven anywhere.
	But letting your wife drive is a sign of a cuck.
	Also, when she doesn't take your name, you're a fucking loser too.
	Like Bill de Blasio.
	Her name is not de Blasio.
	Oh, wow.
	Actually, his name isn't even de Blasio.
	Oh, that's right.
	That's like his stepfather's name or something because he didn't like his original dad, something like that.
	You sure know how to pick him, New York.
	I guess we wanted to punish ourselves after Juliani fixed the city.
	Okay, I basically covered everything I wanted to.
	I'm glad we got that Deborah lolion.
	You have zero chance of getting a fair trial in New York City these days.
	I mean, the jury hates cops.
	They hate Trump.
	They hate.
	You know how many people in Manhattan voted for Trump?
	1%.
	That's worse than D.C. And D.C.'s bad.
	DC I think was 5%.
	That means a lot of And that makes sense because he's against the deep state, getting everyone fired.
	Steve Bannon.
	Steve Bannon is funny because he says that, remember he said, you think they're going to give it up without a fight?
	And I thought that was kind of a profound thing to say.
	But I'm realizing now that Steve Bannon is the deep state.
	He's the one behind this crucifixion of Roger Stone.
	And I should have known something was up when I saw his fucking shirts.
	Anyone who wears three dress shirts, three collared dress shirts, collar, collar, collar.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	Are you trying to pretend you're not fat by having extra clothing on?
	Because you're still fat, you fat pig.
	Steve Bannon.
	Steve Bannon.
	He's now spreading mega across Europe.
	No, he's not.
	He's wasting Raheem Kassan's time.
	Oh, look, someone's done a jokey picture of him with tons of colors.
	Someone noticed it, too.
	He's the only person in the world I've ever seen with two-collared shirts on.
	That's nihilistic.
	What is that?
	Satanic.
	What are you doing?
	It's not comfortable.
	And plus, you know, those dress shirts are cut to fit.
	So that means you'd have to have a snug one and then a loose one.
	It's not easy to wear two dress shirts.
	He has to go buy a medium and a large.
	Yeah.
	Or a large and extra-large.
	Well, when he does three, he's got to have three different sizes on.
	What the fuck are you doing, Steve?
	You pussy.
	He flipped on Trump, too.
	What a cunt.
	What A zombie.
	Cunt.
	Dickhead.
	Alright.
	Do we have any callers?
	Or are we not popular enough?
	No, we do.
	We've got three on the line right now.
	Okay.
	Mark.
	Oh, yeah.
	I was calling about accents, about I also had a statement, but no, my first thing was, I'm from Chicago, and you keep watching like SNL and stuff like that.
	And why do they always go like, oh, it's like from Chicago?
	And I've been here for 40 years in Chicago.
	And no one talks like that.
	Like a complete idiot.
	And it's like when you watch like a cooking show and somebody's like, oh, I'm an avi.
	Give me a, can I have a pepperoni pizza with some matzo?
	And they use these ridiculous accents.
	And like same thing with like a taco and stuff like that.
	I know I've been in Minnesota and I've actually heard people go, kick it a taco.
	So you're calling to tell us that Chicago doesn't have a pronounced accent.
	I'm sorry?
	You're calling to tell us that Chicago does not have a pronounced accent.
	Well, not that I know not that I've heard.
	I pick up a little something there, sir.
	Every part of Chicago, I can't say anything.
	Every part of Chicago.
	Yeah, you have an accent, my friend.
	Every part of Chicago.
	Yeah, I could hear the accent a little bit.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Are you serious?
	All right.
	Can I say one more thing?
	No.
	Bye.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	You don't get two things.
	But the New York accent is real, but it's dying.
	Yeah.
	Nick DiPaolo's got it.
	Nick DiPaolo.
	You hear it occasionally in South Brooklyn.
	A lot of cops still have it.
	You hear it in Breezy Point, where I'm banned.
	But it definitely is dying.
	Keith the cop has one for sure.
	Yeah.
	Long Island going strong on that.
	Long Island going strong.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yoshi?
	Yeah.
	No, dude, he does, though.
	All right.
	Next call.
	We got Chris.
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	What's up?
	Uh, am I on the- Yes.
	Let's go.
	Okay.
	I'm on my 14th day of no nut and I feel like I'm going to die and I want to, I But I also feel the need to bust because there's no girl that I like on an emotional level.
	And I don't know what to do.
	Can't you just get a beach or something?
	I would say you got to fuck some fatties.
	You shouldn't go 14 days.
	When we say no wanks, we don't mean no sex or no ejaculation.
	We just say got to get out there.
	Get something under your belt.
	You should have emotionless, meaningless sex.
	Or at least get into it for the night or something.
	And then the other good thing about no wanks, too, is you go, well, this sucks.
	14 days.
	I want an emotional relationship.
	And it gets you off the couch to go find that woman that you can be emotional with.
	When you jerk off to porn, you don't have that same inclination.
	And you go, I could go another year without having sex.
	It's weird, too.
	I talk to people and go, when did you last get laid?
	You hear it on Howard Stern all the time.
	He'll say to celebrities, when did you last have sex?
	And it's always like a year ago, eight months ago.
	My wife was gone for four days and I noticed I was getting really depressed.
	And then we boned when she got back.
	And the universe felt normal again.
	And I went, oh, that's why I was depressed.
	Because I hadn't had any lovemaking.
	We got Christian online, Christian.
	What's up, Christian?
	Yo, what's up?
	So my brother is dating a Swedish au pair.
	And your theory about Swedish people is absolutely correct.
	I started talking to her about Geretta Thornberg saying why would you get a retard to go around preaching climate change nonsense and why not just get a scientist?
	And back to like exposing retarded people, she was perfectly cool with it, using this retard to push an agenda.
	Yeah.
	And what is the agenda?
	Like the agenda is that we have to spend more money on environmentalism.
	Just like I was saying with hate, why don't they give a shit about Islam?
	If you really care about pollution, why aren't you 99% focused on India and China?
	Like Canadians are obsessed with wind, power, and solar.
	They're responsible for 1.5% of the carbon footprint in the world.
	Yet they're bending over backwards to get that down to what?
	1.2.8%?
	It doesn't make any sense.
	It's not about logic.
	It's about fashion.
	And it's fashionable right now to appease a crying girl who's mentally ill.
	So we do it.
	And I don't like it because it's dishonest.
	Everyone's fucking lying all the time.
	Next.
	Kyle, you're online.
	So, Ryan, you sound like a diet John Benjamin.
	And I was wondering if, Gavin, you could give like a symposium on the rat tail hairstyle, like the difference between 80s and 90s, because I really respect your fashion outlook.
	And I just love the rat tail hairstyle.
	Thank you for calling.
	I fully advocate the rat tail.
	I think the rat tail culture and those hats that have the flaps on the back and the wraparound sunglasses and the mullet and the non-ironic mustache, it really was a time when we had fun.
	Again, when we say make America great again, we mean Reagan-era America.
	We mean the 80s.
	Minus that stupid war on drugs with all the fucking anti-crack shit that Nancy Reagan was pushing.
	But my son had a rat tail for a while When we lived in the city, and then when we moved to the burbs, you know, he wanted to conform, I guess, and he fucking cut it off.
	Broke my heart.
	Your webcam just died, and we have to tell everyone all about it.
	But yeah, 80s was great style.
	Fucking chicks, too.
	You know, the accelerator girls, the ZZ Top Video legs?
	That was when women were at their peak fashion.
	Those little lace, fingerless gloves.
	Oh, my God.
	And socks with heels.
	That was big in the 80s.
	Oh, fuck.
	See if you can dig up the video for legs as we take calls.
	Who's next?
	Jacob.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah, I can hear you.
	What's up, dude?
	Hey, hey, do you think you reacted so emotionally to the little Scottish girl?
	Because on a subconscious level, you know that's what your show is?
	We're a bad baton thrower.
	That's a burn.
	That hurt.
	Oh, my fucking Lord.
	Gee, I'm sorry.
	That's okay.
	Anytime.
	Oops.
	What's your dress?
	Why, what's this?
	Keep going.
	You're bullying a woman?
	What?
	And why?
	Because she has glasses on?
	Hey, four eyes.
	You're a stupid bitch.
	They're sub-Nickelodeon.
	Like this.
	That's below the shows my little kids watch.
	So then the fancy bitches show up and they say, stop bullying her.
	And they make her into us.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Yeah, they're big on her.
	Freaking little hats.
	This is how my wife dressed when I met her.
	She'd have a hat on.
	Oh, isht.
	You know what's good news?
	Women are wearing high-heel shoes again in New York City.
	I'm seeing it everywhere.
	And young girls, too.
	Like in the 90s, that was a real low point for them.
	And I talked to Kennedy about this Fox business, Kennedy.
	And I go, you used to, you're so much hotter now, and you're 20 years older.
	And she goes, back then wearing high-heel shoes, you'd look like a dupe.
	You'd look like a loser.
	We all wore Dr. Martin shoes and big frumpy shirts.
	And it was seen as like empowering.
	It wasn't sexy back then.
	And I go, well, it's sexy now.
	And now it's back.
	It's no more Doc Martin shoes.
	Now they're wearing fucking stilettos.
	And I have a coconut smasher and I didn't even need blue chew for it.
	High Hill Shoes, a poor man's blue chew.
	Next call.
	We got Ryan Comedy.
	Hey, guys.
	Gavin, you're always saying, get fired, get in trouble.
	I was wondering if that applies to comedy as well.
	I'm trying to get into comedy, but I don't want to come out as right wing like I'm coming out as a fag.
	Appreciate it.
	Okay.
	Yeah, you should come out as right wing on stage and bomb and have them boo you.
	Make sure you're funny, of course.
	But that's a perfect example of what I mean by get fired.
	I obviously don't mean when you've got a good job and things are going well, you have to go slap the boss in the face or something stupid.
	What I'm saying is stop living in fear and being anonymous all the time.
	And this whole like, look, I'd love to come out of the closet.
	Even that cop who told me he can't be pro-Trump.
	Then get fired.
	Get kicked out of the NYPD.
	Lose your fucking pension.
	Die with your boots on.
	I'm not saying I want cops to die, obviously.
	Thomas, you're on the show.
	Hi.
	So you ask questions about the show all the time.
	Like, what length of show we prefer.
	I think the two-hour show is better, like, when you go longer.
	And then you also ask about guests.
	I like it better with no guests.
	The show flows so much better.
	There's no interruptions.
	And then finally, why don't you do every show live?
	Why not every single show live?
	Why not every single show live?
	Well, you want to take that one?
	Because I think there's a lot of cool production things we could add in there and make things perfect.
	Because at the end of the day, live happens once.
	It's a one-shot.
	But when we have an archive of hundreds of episodes and they're picture perfect and we make them into this sculpted perfect thing, then the format is like something that is more watchable forever.
	Yeah, we probably should go live, though.
	He's right.
	Okay.
	I mean, today we had a pre-taped thing with the woman's brain.
	But two hours, I don't know.
	Seems long.
	But I get what you're saying about guests.
	And maybe I'm good at interviews with a sit-down.
	Like, I'm really proud of the interview that's on the CRTV archives where I sat down with a retired cop for about an hour.
	I'm good at those Joe Rogany type things, but just like, hey, how you doing?
	So you were arrested yesterday?
	Yeah.
	Liberals are so stupid, right?
	Yeah, they totally are.
	All right, we're living in clown world.
	Clown world.
	Yeah, okay.
	Bye.
	Thanks for coming on the show.
	Although we did have a breakthrough with The Angry Foreigner where I said whites just hate themselves.
	And he goes, no, it's not whites.
	Polish people, Hungarians don't hate themselves.
	It's people who didn't suffer enough in the war.
	Hmm.
	Changed my mind.
	God, you had to struggle to go get that.
	Devin.
	Devin.
	Yeah, man.
	Just to reiterate your great point.
	Your wife should never drive unless she's driving you to the hospital because you can't see.
	So when you're letting her drive, you're basically letting her protect you from point A to point B. Thank you.
	And it's like, what are you doing when she's driving?
	Are you playing on your phone like a woman?
	Thank you.
	Jesus, you just renewed my faith in humanity.
	Another thing I hate about it, too, is she's always in the fast lane.
	Now, if you're driving and someone passes you in the slow lane, you're supposed to feel shame.
	That's the slow shame.
	It's supposed to feel the second someone passes you in the slow lane, you should be going, oh, fuck, what am I doing?
	Sorry, everyone.
	Sorry.
	And then you get over, dick-dun, tick-doon, into the slow lane, get out of people's way.
	But women will just be in the fast Lane with cars going around them, around them, around them, and they're oblivious.
	And the few times I've been in the passenger seat, I'll say, You don't see this as an issue here?
	You just had three people pass you in the slow lane.
	Move over.
	Move over.
	I swear to God, I'm becoming a Muslim.
	I'm becoming a jihadist.
	I want women, I want hot women out of my face because I get too horny and I get in a bad mood.
	Sometimes I'll find myself, like I'll be talking to some fucking smoke show in New York City and I'll be writing on my, with my finger on my hand, on my arm, I'll be writing fucking smoke show.
	Like F-U-C-K.
	Or on my leg, I'll write, holy shit, just to sort of like not drool.
	So we'll put them in fucking burqas.
	And then another great thing about Islam is women can't drive at all.
	They need permission.
	And let's be honest, a lot of gays could do with being thrown off a building.
	Oh, no.
	Just kidding.
	Oh.
	You see, he uses humor to get his hate across.
	It's disingenuous.
	He pretends it's all an act.
	Fuck off.
	By the way, a lot of people say my name when they're watching a certain comedian and they're like flabbergasted by him.
	They're like, oh, Burr.
	He's like, ah, dude, it's just a joke.
	Peyton, you're in line.
	I love having you.
	I'm not even even close to get that shitty joke.
	Thanks for letting us visit.
	Go ahead again.
	Sorry?
	I have a theory about Terrence Howard and Jesse Smollett.
	Okay.
	I think they both got into too much acid or some kind of psychedelic, and that's when all this stuff started.
	And there's also a YouTube video called Nothing to Lose where they sing to each other.
	I think you should check it out.
	Okay, thanks for that.
	But the problem, I think that's a good theory because he's talking exactly like the way meth heads talk.
	And meth heads love mathematics.
	But I've done meth before, and I was talking crazy shit for three days without sleep.
	But then I came to after it all and went, whoa, that was mental.
	What the fuck was I talking about?
	Terrence is doing it.
	He's doing it sober.
	We don't know.
	Actually, that's conceivable.
	He could be on anything.
	You know, Lemmy was never not on speed.
	Wow.
	I knew a guy who went on tour with Motorhead, like open for them, bad wizard, Curtis Brown.
	And he said that Lemmy would have a plate of speed and a switchblade, and he would lick it, touch the knife to the pile of powder, which was the speed, and then lick it again.
	So he was micro-dosing speed all the time.
	And you'll notice Motorhead got faster and faster as their albums continued.
	So what is this?
	Oh, he can actually play a third.
	He's actually playing.
	It's like sky facing and some crazy attention.
	Got it back away.
	Bang, bang, bang, bang.
	Sounds like Len.
	Is that juicy smooth?
	Yep.
	Gotta throw a little country in and whoop the trick.
	What the hell?
	Sometimes you only get one try.
	You gotta give it all you got.
	Gotta give it all you got.
	You gotta give it all you got.
	That's good.
	You know what?
	We have two musicians here.
	One times one equals two.
	I'm seeing it right now.
	But wait, Terryology does two times...
	You know what?
	Another reason that might be true is a gay told me that that strip in Chicago where Juicy was getting his subway is actually where a lot of young twinks go to get money for drugs.
	They'll blow an old rich fag and then he'll pay them in drugs or in money.
	So if you don't have money for Coke or Speed or Meth or Special K, go there, give a few handies and you'll leave with drugs and money.
	They're close.
	What?
	Are they fucking?
	What?
	I never watched that show, but it looks like it really sucks.
	Like really sucks.
	That's the first time we knew that was a lie, right?
	Where they go, these rednecks go, hey, you're that gay empire nigga.
	You know, as they do.
	It was the shittiest lie ever.
	No wonder Sean King can thrive in America.
	We're the biggest wimps when it comes to bullshit.
	52.
	Want to talk about wise driving?
	You're online.
	Go ahead.
	Hey, Gab.
	Hey, man.
	Kind of disagree with you.
	I'm about the same age as you.
	Well, I'll be 50 in December.
	Been married 27 years, and I always let the wife drive on short trips.
	Not long trips, vacation I drive, but short trips, let her drive.
	How do you justify that?
	Cease.
	Well, if we decide to stop and eat, and I decide to have a few beers, she doesn't drink at all, then she has the wheel.
	The other thing is, if I'm driving and I do something, then she starts snagging, complaining, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Hey, I don't have to deal with that.
	You just drive and I just sit here and make fun of your driving.
	No, sorry.
	Answer is no.
	You can't.
	You shouldn't be drinking at all when your family's on a trip.
	That's just unacceptable.
	The first caller was correct.
	It's sort of like, say you're building a house, your dream house, and you had all the major decisions like where the kitchen's going to be and where the living room will be and how many floors And blah, blah, blah.
	What kind of insulation?
	It's like you let your wife do that.
	No.
	A marriage is a ship.
	You're driving the ship.
	If you got divorced, it's your fault, man.
	Even if she cheated on you, it's your fault.
	Because you let the ship go awry.
	You let it hit a rock.
	And that metaphor rings true when it's driving.
	Because you're in control of the marriage.
	You have to be in control of the trips.
	And as far as drinking goes, you can only drink when you know you're not going to drive.
	If I'm at a bar and I look at my watch and I go, oh, fuck, my daughter has guitar tonight.
	I have to stop so I can sober up.
	We'll have John.
	Hey, John.
	Hey, Gabon.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	I'm...
	How's it going?
	You're not a tits guy.
	What?
	Why are you not a tits guy?
	So you like ass?
	Yeah.
	Over tits.
	Obviously, we like both, but you prefer tits more than ass.
	You got to back.
	Prefer ass over tits.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah.
	I mean, an ass, you can do stuff to.
	I'm sorry.
	I just have to explain something.
	Okay.
	So, like, what's the difference then, like, if you just cut the woman and the man off from, like, the waist down, like, what's the difference then?
	Like, for me, a tit, I don't like fake tits.
	I think they are shit.
	I hate them.
	I like a little character.
	I like a little personality to the tit.
	As long as it's not a pizza slice, like you say.
	I want something there.
	Like, God, something distinct about that.
	I don't give a shit.
	But, like, I need to have something there because it's distinct from another dude.
	Like, an ass.
	The difference between a bad pair, like a bad pair of tits and a bad pair of ass is an ass, it's for all you need to do if it's flat is you go to the gym three times a week for 40 bucks.
	Yeah, well, I find Asian girls, especially Chinese girls, they just have zero ass forever for infinity.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, even like women's legs, if you were a leg guy, guys have legs, but they're totally different.
	Female butts are different than guys' butts.
	I get what you're saying, though, Carler, if we're talking about 0.00% tits, like just flat as a board.
	That might make your brain think of a 12-year-old or something.
	The question comes down to decide, is flat tits, nice ass.
	Flat ass, nice tits.
	And you can make the tits however you want or make the ass however you want.
	I just pick tits over ass every single time.
	If you gave me that ultimatum, I would go ask no questions asked right away.
	Now, I don't like zero tits, but that's very, very rare.
	So if a tit is this big and up from this to like fucking my nana's tits, I'm in.
	But I just, I would never like.
	Oh, thank God.
	I'm just seeing it now.
	Oh, I've almost had a heart attack.
	Look at those.
	Oh, you're watching the show.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's pretty ridiculous.
	Yeah, no.
	I'm not a tick guy either, but.
	To be totally honest, Caller, I don't quite get it myself.
	It's just like China and my dog.
	I look inside for something to care, and I just go.
	Go ahead.
	Have small ticks.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Later.
	I couldn't imagine dumping a girl because she didn't have big enough.
	That's the thing.
	That doesn't compute.
	By being an ass man, all you're saying is it's a make or break.
	And I love the smell of an ass.
	My buddy Dan called it a poor man's Viagra.
	Wow.
	I like this, that it's kind of pooey.
	Yeah.
	Wow, I'm ew.
	Watching Slow-Mo lactating.
	I don't know how the hell.
	A stupid epiphany.
	You're online.
	I want to have seven things to bring up here.
	The first one is, no, I'm just joking.
	So I had one of those epiphanies that you mentioned before.
	I don't know what years ago.
	It was just like seven and seven is a rich person or something like that, right?
	What was that one?
	Didn't you have some sort of epiphany when you were sleeping that seven and seven is it was the funniest thing you ever told me?
	Oh, I said how many people want money?
	And then the answer was eight.
	And I dreamt that, and I thought it was the funniest thing that's ever been said because everyone wants money.
	And then I woke up and I went, that's not remotely funny.
	Actually, that's got a little periology to it, but I had an epiphany the other night.
	I was having this dream where I was at a dinner party and I said the most profound thing ever, that people's knees were actually wobbling.
	And we were arguing about outer space.
	And I said, how can we go to outer space if we're in outer space?
	And I thought it was the most profound thing I've ever said or ever heard in my life.
	And I just wanted to pass that along that there's fellow retards out there for you guys.
	Thanks, sir.
	That's good to know.
	It's amazing how convinced you are, too.
	Like, I thought that eight thing was going to make me rich.
	Like, it would be bumper stickers, and it would be like when they first discovered rock and roll.
	Weird.
	Like a new type of comedy.
	Yeah.
	Me and my kids call it stupid thoughts.
	Like I was watching TV once and they said, you can tell a cat is happy because it purrs.
	And I thought to myself, oh, that's sad.
	My dog never purrs.
	I guess he's not happy.
	And then I go, wow, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever thought in my life.
	And now my kids and I tell each other when we have stupid thoughts.
	Pretty good.
	We got Ken.
	Go ahead, Ken.
	Hey, guys.
	Even though it was a month ago, I want to thank you for your 9-11 episode because I think you made the most important point, and that is that we have forgotten who our enemy is and what we're doing.
	So I really appreciate your message on that.
	Yeah.
	I want to talk real quick because you kind of really briefly talked about steel and how jet fuel can soften it, the steel, right?
	But that's not really the argument.
	The argument is whether or not it can melt it.
	I don't know if you Googled molten steel in 9-11, but there's tons of pictures and videos of actual melted steel pouring out of the buildings.
	And even there's some videos of firefighters talking about how there was a river of molten steel that they say looked like lava.
	Have you guys looked at any of those videos before?
	Oh, no, I haven't.
	That's interesting.
	I met a truther recently at my gym that I respect, and his thing wasn't like it was explosives and it was fake, although it might be a bit of that.
	His thing was that George W. Bush knew that there was going to be a terrorist attack and turned the other cheek.
	Now, I hate the government so much that I'm open to something like that.
	I just hate all this, like George Bush did it and started getting good at it, if you will, by sneaking in explosives, like in briefcase.
	I don't know how you get all that, all that, whatever they call that stuff that explodes.
	Thermite thermite.
	How do you get all that thermite in the building?
	But yeah.
	That's the problem.
	I wouldn't say that I'm a truther either, but I mean, those buildings did come straight down.
	You know, I mean, it does look pretty damn suspicious.
	I don't know what happened.
	I don't know how it happened or why it happened, but it just I know that the government is lying to us because they're liars.
	And so I'm with you on that one.
	I don't know.
	But you do think that it was the planes that started the fire and melted the steel, right?
	Well, planes definitely went into the towers.
	There's no question about that.
	But whether or not the buildings came down as a result, I mean, those planes were built specifically to withstand the impact of an airplane.
	I mean, they built them with those exact parameters, and no building has ever collapsed because of an airplane before, except for these ones.
	So I don't know.
	It's fishy.
	I don't know what it was.
	But take a second and look at the molten steel.
	Just Google Molten Steel.
	But that's not 9-11.
	The truthers say the steel didn't melt.
	Well, no, something did, because there's actual video.
	I mean, you can see it before the towers collapsed.
	There's actual molten steel just pouring out of the windows, out of the building.
	There's video of it.
	And there were some of the first responders, the firefighters, they're just talking about what they saw.
	They're like, yeah, we lifted up this huge beam, and underneath it was just this river of molten steel.
	It looked like lava just flowing.
	And there's pictures of it everywhere.
	Yeah, there is.
	Thanks, Jacob.
	Thanks, Jacob.
	Hey, there's a new theory, by the way.
	This is, when was this published?
	All right, this is a little while ago.
	Ryan, don't interject with something you read one second ago and have only read maybe two sentences of.
	Well, I mean, you just kind of conceded to a theory you just heard yourself.
	No, I didn't.
	You did.
	You were like, oh, that makes sense.
	Recently presented his theory at the San Diego Technology Conference that the buildings collapsed due to explosions caused by the chemical and physical reactions of the plane's aluminum hulls had with water from the building sprinkler systems.
	And then the science breaks it down, and it's boring.
	But look at that.
	Show people the link rather than just show a picture of me listening.
	Go to the top.
	Okay, go to the top.
	Now people can look that up on their own.
	Metal liner.
	We're out of time.
	But speaking of breast milk, can I just we end with a stupid video?
	It's 3-5.
	I think this sums up our decadence and where we are as a nation of this gross, literally gross self-indulgence.
	So this is some woman.
	I think she's a new mom and she must be drunk.
	She's looking pretty drunk or stoned.
	Now, I'm sort of spoiler alert giving it away, but if you're capable of doing this, you shouldn't be drunk.
	She looks like that Chelsea handler.
	God, I hate liberals.
	I hate the way they dress.
	Why do they have rubber boots on?
	What's that poof in the pants?
	Oh, there's a button.
	Is that a dude?
	Oh, wowie.
	Is that a dude with a dick?
	No, it is that nipple milk.
	Oh, that, yeah.
	And then they start drinking it.
	What the holy moly.
	I think I might take a little sip.
	This is America.
	This is why Trump won.
	It's like that meme where they go, and then for no reason at all, Hitler was elected in power.

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