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Oct. 1, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E66 - THE FROZEN TUNDRA

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	I don't wanna go to school tomorrow, I can study.
	Thinking about you, and you know I always do.
	I don't wanna go to sleep tonight when I can stay up thinking.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McInnes.
	I'm Faro'Niiiight.
	I'm Faro'Niiiight.
	I was pretty late.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	It's old technology.
	I mean, that's why they replaced it with MP3s.
	I guess sometimes you pause a boom box, portable stereo, and it takes a second for the cassette wheels to figure out.
	Spring does spring.
	It's a lot of springs with analog.
	Where's the springs?
	A lot of springs.
	These springs, frankly, they're not very good.
	We're getting them from China.
	I mean, China does a great job, but we could do a better job with this spring.
	I don't carry a boom box.
	I find it's invasive.
	It bothers people on the train.
	I'd rather use my AirPods.
	Bad for the shoulders.
	I'm pretty impressed with Radio Rahim.
	Yeah.
	The way he carried that big stereo on his shoulder in the movie Do the Right Thing, which was kind of a weird film.
	You know what the right thing is?
	Start a riot if a cop accidentally kills a black dude.
	So in the case of, say, Eric Holder, no, who was the guy that got strangled for selling cigarettes?
	What was his name?
	I know.
	I never know anything.
	I do know.
	Eric.
	Garner.
	Eric Garner.
	Yeah.
	So, Radio Raheem would throw something through the window of wherever was near Eric Garner's death, and then that would start a riot, and people would die, and that's doing the right thing, according to Mr. Lee.
	I heard, I have a buddy who has a restaurant that Spike Lee went to, and he's a weird little midget man.
	Looks like he's from a bug's life, the cartoon.
	He says, it's all on me, Spike.
	And then after he has this big Italian meal, he says, Spike, man, thanks for coming to the restaurant.
	It was great to see you.
	We love your work.
	And Spike Lee just goes like this.
	Doesn't say yes, no, thanks, anything.
	He just looks at the guy who just gave him the free meal and walks away.
	Wow.
	That's the level of dick I have trouble getting into my cranium.
	I mean, I'm an asshole.
	Look at him.
	Oh, God.
	That movie, too, the America Ka K black, what's it called?
	Black Klansman, where I'm not going to see it, but I heard that at the end they show Heather Heyer being killed and slavery, and they go on and on about how racist we all are.
	Look, he's got Klansman on his fucking clothes.
	And he's got the love-hate things on his radio rahim.
	He's got on his knuckles.
	Yep.
	I like that, but that's stolen from an old white movie where this priest had love and hate on his knuckles.
	But anyway, and the person who went to the movie said to me, I don't know, I got up in the theater, it was in D.C., and the black people were just looking at the white people with animosity and shame.
	Like the white people have obviously felt shame, and the black people were looking at them with animosity.
	And there's just, she went, thanks, Spike, for creating this incredible tension in the room and making a movie about how horrible we all are.
	Again and again.
	That gets people killed, by the way.
	Like this Bronx cop who was shot.
	How much of this fight over the gun was this man, the criminal, brainwashed by all this propaganda about cops hunting blacks and him thinking we live in a racist society and him thinking, fuck this.
	I'm fighting back on behalf of all my brothers, on behalf of Eric Garner and Mike Brown and all these innocent people.
	I'm fighting back.
	You know what's horrible about that?
	We just found out yesterday that it was friendly fire that killed him.
	So as they're wrestling, another cop was like, pew.
	And I think he shot Brian Mochean in the head.
	He had just been shot through the stomach and the leg by the criminal, but those didn't take.
	That was a horrible term to use.
	That song, by the way, was Marlborough Nights by a kid near out in Rockville, which is next to Baltimore, Maryland.
	And I think that's his only hit.
	It's the only song.
	It's just one little kid.
	He looks like a goof, looks like a Huffington Post blogger.
	He looks kind of like the Work for Peace guy.
	That's just a random video someone made with the lyrics.
	But he's really good.
	It's a good jam, isn't it?
	Yeah, like it.
	Real 50s vibe.
	Lonely God.
	Yeah, you're not going to find anything.
	We've got a fun jam-packed show for you today.
	We're going to delve into Trump's homophobia and all the other phobias we all have.
	We're also going to look at 10 ways to save the Western world.
	And then we'll do the mailbag.
	We'll catch up on the mailbag.
	And then I also, for the final videos, I'm just going to watch a bunch of dude porn, which is, if you're straight, it's kids beating up men who beat their mothers.
	So stepfathers getting the shit kicked out of them.
	I love it.
	I like stepfathers, though.
	I should say something here.
	A lot of people see, I've heard people call stepfathers literal cucks.
	Look, this is a guy who made the best of a bad situation.
	And he's taken in, he's essentially not the ones, obviously, who beat the wives and molest the kids.
	Those should be put to death.
	But the ones who are cool to the girl, and like I had this neighbor, well, I can tell you, her name's Samantha Moeller.
	She used to do Misbehave magazine.
	Her stepfather adopted her, gave her his Rolex when she got older.
	You know, that's a dumb example, but treated her great and became a father, stood up where the previous father wasn't.
	That's amazing.
	That's not a cuck, asshole.
	That's a good way to tell if someone's racist, too.
	You say, how do you feel about a woman who meets this guy, white guy, they're in love, but she has a black kid?
	Is that cool for him?
	Is he a cuck?
	Or even, how do you feel about white couples adopting black kids?
	Yeah, that's a better one.
	Sorry.
	And a rational person goes, adopting a black kid?
	yeah, there's a kid that's an orphan, you guys can't breed for whatever reason, you're making the best of a bad situation, and you created a family from scratch, all the power to you.
	But a racist goes, I don't know, what you're just like, black guys are making babies everywhere, and then we're cleaning up after them.
	That's a racist thought.
	Splitting hairs.
	Speaking of splitting hairs, I would like to apologize to our viewers for yesterday's episode.
	It sucked.
	It was boring.
	I don't know.
	Sunday I'd had a few beers and I thought, let's start thinking outside of the box and doing really kooky stuff.
	And let's make a whole episode on how terrible Robert Downey Jr. looks in movies.
	He doesn't look that bad in Iron Man.
	He does look like a goof.
	He is the worst dressed man in Hollywood.
	But this show prides itself on prep work.
	And every time we show you stuff, we've thought about it for hours.
	That one I thought, let's just fucking get spooky and just do it off the dome.
	Let's just wing it, man.
	Free jazz.
	Who knows what we'll find?
	We'll go exploring together.
	No.
	That's like take your daughter to work day.
	Your daughter doesn't want to watch you sit there emailing.
	I'm sorry about this, too.
	We don't have bud.
	Nate Ober.
	Nate Ober is a guy I'm obsessed with.
	Ryan, I hereby task you with getting him on the show.
	You so far have brought us zero guests, but I noticed.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Did you know this, folks at home?
	Ryan hasn't read one of your letters.
	That's not true.
	We had a mailbag set up, and he hasn't been looking at them.
	So they've just been sitting there rotting.
	The mailbags that I've been reading are ones that are sent to me personally.
	That is a cute way to try to throw me under the bus.
	Meanwhile, I offered to give you access to the mailbag so we could both look at the mailbag.
	And I actually have gone through them.
	I have a Google Doc.
	When did you last read the mailbag?
	Not counting today.
	The other day.
	I have a whole list of emails, which I'll be doing the second mailbag show.
	Oh, yeah, that's another thing you just totally slept on.
	I had a lot of other stuff to do.
	It's like, it almost seems as if when there's another task, I just multiply and then I could do everything I was tying up and finishing this new stuff.
	What have you done so far today?
	Today, I did all the social media stuff.
	I made a thumbnail for the YouTube video.
	I posted a YouTube video on your thing.
	I cut out another clip.
	I'm starting the artwork for the intro for Joe Biggs.
	You're starting the artwork for that.
	Yeah, I gathered all the elements to play with that.
	Just like what we did for the first time.
	There's working hard and working smart.
	Sure.
	Like, building, say, a frozen tundra backdrop, hypothetically, that is a 11-minute job.
	It didn't take long for me to do that.
	I wanted to put snow effects.
	Right.
	Well, let's not talk about it too much because you're winning the surprise.
	Dang it.
	But yeah, that swelled up about an hour and a half.
	No, it did not.
	Yeah, it did.
	That is false.
	That is 100% false.
	Actually, I can go into the project and it'll tell me how much time I was in the project.
	Okay, well, let's do that later on our own time.
	Let's not iron in this episode, too.
	No, I want to do that.
	Believe me.
	Okay.
	But I also want to watch Nate Ober reading a magazine.
	And you can redeem yourself for all of your sins if you get as Nate Ober by tomorrow.
	Okay, by tomorrow.
	I got to see what his schedule is like.
	His schedule?
	He's doing a bunch of stuff.
	Oh, really?
	Like what?
	Because I see what he's getting for.
	Millennials are so good at excuses.
	There's two ways to wash a pot.
	One is you get in there and say it's got cheese stuck on it, a bunch of crap.
	You may have to use steel wool.
	You get in there, you get the cheese off and you wash it.
	Sometimes it's hard.
	Sometimes it's easy.
	Millennials will let it steep.
	They'll go, oh, there's cheese all over that.
	I got to let it sit.
	And they'll let the pan, the cheese pan sit there for like 12 hours.
	I'm just saying.
	He's tied up in some stuff.
	No, he's not.
	Where are you getting this from?
	He's mentioned it in his videos.
	If you do the deep dive like I've been doing, he's got some, there's some legal things going on.
	He needs rides to the hospital sometimes.
	He's got things going on.
	No, he has nothing going on.
	Look at him.
	This is a typical Nate Ober video.
	Let's watch it.
	Wait, go to the beginning.
	Just because so people know there's no context reason.
	First impressions.
	First impressions.
	Thanks.
	You're a chill.
	You're a...
	Not feeling anything today.
	What's that marker on his face?
	It's a little design.
	He drew a line from his eyebrows around his head.
	He likes to cover a girl.
	That makeup is an homage to his former goth self.
	Okay.
	Used to go all out with the white makeup and all that.
	I see.
	He's not goth anymore.
	No, he's kind of like evolved.
	He has to remove his sunglasses.
	Oh, he's got a dot on his forehead.
	I have an iPhone 4 in the lime green case.
	I bought this now obsolete phone, refurbished, years ago as a gift for my son on his 11th birthday.
	He's just reading random paragraphs from the new issue of Vogue.
	Never brought blazing to life as I hoped it would be.
	With group text.
	Why?
	This makes me feel better about yesterday's episode.
	Super sick man.
	Golf, the Irish saved.
	Come off the razor.
	He's out of razors.
	Out of razors.
	So he didn't shave.
	But I think it's a good look, honestly.
	Sure.
	Bearded Ober.
	When you get older as a white man, you should start hiding all this wrinkly crap.
	But let's look at a previous video, because that's one of the worst ones he's ever done.
	I want him to become our one-man whackpack.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, the one right before the newest one I was really enjoying this morning.
	Unamused Purse?
	Or politics is fashion.
	Unamused purse.
	Let's go back Confused by the enemies first of the goddess's lips What?
	Ober slapped himself.
	Oh, pause.
	Unamused purse.
	Then he says, Ober slapped, his name's Innate Ober.
	Ober slaps himself, right?
	Confused by the unamused purse.
	Okay.
	I'm equally confused by the unimused purse.
	And again.
	No, That is what she wanted.
	So I don't know if he's reading from Vogue again or if that was an original poem because he did do poems before.
	Well, let's hear your Nate Ober.
	I do have a Nate Ober impression, and it's not very good, but...
	Gavin McInnes.
	Sorry, sometimes I...
	Of course.
	He should be a normal correspondent.
	Our news correspondent.
	So we'll have some news story.
	Not like the cop who got shot, but something else.
	And then we'll ask him, you know, what he thinks of climate change and this new summit in the Paris Accord and how that relates to – That looks expensive.
	Those pants, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Those boots, too.
	I completely believe that, like, the military and ultra-reds can see me through my computer screens when I'm online, at least.
	Is he gay?
	No.
	I think maybe I'm like a DJ or a VJ.
	VJ boots, socks.
	What?
	Oh, he's listening to music we can't hear.
	It's hard to speak when you're doing that, when you have music blasting in your ears that the camera can now pick up.
	He talks like a kid, doesn't he?
	He reminds me of my five-year-old.
	A little bit.
	Yeah, he's got a kiddish thing to it.
	Yeah.
	Also in the news, something very important.
	I fucked up the other day.
	By the way, I'm boiling.
	It's hot.
	I'm wearing a t-shirt.
	It's kind of hot in here.
	I'm worried about inconsistencies.
	But if I'm not comfortable, I'm not doing a good show.
	Also, I thought these sleeves were too long, so I tried taping them up.
	That didn't work.
	Let's just liberate ourselves, shall we?
	I've got a tape on my arms.
	Not anymore.
	I'm throwing the tape in the garbage.
	There we go.
	Okay.
	On another episode, I said that it was good that Roger Stone was prevented from bringing in Hillary's emails to the trial.
	Sorry.
	That was dumb.
	So I've read up on this, and I would like to clarify that the judge's orders in the Roger Stone case are draconian.
	They are not reasonable.
	And she, first of all, she has said, this is the New York Daily News here, as a condition of Stone's pretrial freedom, his judge has issued a gag order prohibiting Stone from making any public statement about the Mueller team, their investigation, or his case.
	I mean, I kind of get the his case.
	That's about it.
	The prohibition includes any comment on any form of social media or even retweeting, reposting, or forwarding anyone else's comment.
	The gag order does not just bar Stone, it also bars any public comment by any family member or volunteer who supports Stone.
	Is that me?
	I'm a volunteer.
	I support Stone.
	Oh.
	Do I have to volunteer on his campaign to be considered a volunteer?
	So that's the draconian gag order.
	Now, one of the things the draconian gag order doesn't let you know is that this judge has said you cannot include any talk of Russia.
	Now, I thought that was good when I first brought it up.
	I was wrong.
	That's bad because what he's going to do is say, look, there's no evidence that there was Russian collusion.
	So why is my email behavior so important?
	If a bank was robbed and they had all of this email correspondence with him and the bank robbers, you have a point.
	If the bank was never robbed, then it's just your theory that these guys were bank robbers.
	And that's not a crime.
	This was from Gateway Pundit.
	Much of Stone's legal defense was rooted in an effort to suppress all the evidence obtained in 18 search warrants, citing a conservative conspiracy theory that he argued invalidates the warrants.
	The theory contends that the 44,000 stolen emails from the DNC and John Podesta, the chairman of Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, were leaked by an insider, not hacked by the Russians operating as Gustav 2.0.
	You got that?
	So Stone's point is the Russians didn't hack you, bitch.
	Your people hacked you because you're a cunt.
	And it was probably Bernie Bro, Seth Rich, who hated seeing you do illegal shit.
	So he ratted on you and you killed him.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly killed him.
	It looks pretty bad, though.
	He looks like he'd had enough working for the corrupt DNC.
	And soon after, he was murdered on the street and they didn't take his money.
	Just like that guy who issued a subpoena, I think, to the DNC.
	And he said, this was fun.
	This is one of the best days of my life.
	And soon after, he was found dead in his bathroom of a heart attack.
	This is not uncommon with Hillary.
	There was the other guy who had dirt on Hillary, and he was working out.
	And you can look all this up on your own.
	I thought it was conspiracy garbage when I first looked into it.
	And then I just started seeing case after case, like the Clinton chef drowned face down in a tiny creek.
	Or this guy who had stuff on her and could have contributed to a case against her.
	He was working out and his barbells crushed his neck and choked him to death.
	How many times has that happened?
	I don't know.
	But you know what's really kind of common and people would be surprised is you pack your bags before you commit suicide and you shoot yourself in the back of the head naturally.
	Yeah, there was that guy.
	That was another guy, a guy who wanted to write a book on it was called Hillary Doesn't Belong in the White House or something.
	He committed suicide on a camping trip.
	Writing books is stressful.
	Now, I'm sorry we've been over this a million times, but three deaths is silly to talk about too much, unless, you know, there's a mountain of evidence.
	With Ted Kennedy, that was only one death, and that was worth talking about.
	But a few, you know, you're a famous person, this person died, used to work for you, I get it.
	But when it gets up to the tune of 35, what's that second one?
	35.
	12 Clinton bodyguards are dead.
	Now, here's the ultimate takeaway with all of these.
	Okay.
	That might not be uncommon.
	Let's do the same for Obama, for George W. Bush, for Bill Clinton, not Bill Clinton, for Jimmy Carter.
	And I bet you're going to see like three with one guy, one with another guy, zero with another guy, one with another guy.
	How many of Jimmy Carter's bodyguards are dead?
	That's the takeaway.
	All right.
	Also in the news, I was thinking about this on the way here.
	And I was actually watching a previous episode.
	It's important to read your own writing and to watch your own show occasionally.
	You can tell what works and what doesn't work.
	It takes a very high level of megalomania.
	But I was thinking about that work-for-peace guy who, like all gays in America, or let's say 98%, hate Trump.
	Gays hate Trump.
	They hate pence because of that misunderstanding about electrotherapy.
	But they hate Trump because of Trump's beliefs about homosexuals.
	Now, I should put my coat back on here.
	I feel bad about underdressing.
	Sorry about that.
	I'm very sensitive to temperatures.
	I thought, you know what we should do?
	We had Amy Siskin document all of Trump's lies, and that became her entire career.
	I want to get serious on all of these subjects.
	So we are going to spend, I don't care if we're here all night.
	This could go longer than Iron Man.
	But I've got research here, and we are going to find out exactly what Trump thinks of homosexuals.
	Let's get deep.
	Ready?
	Go.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Okay.
	Well, that wasn't very fruitful.
	Apparently, Trump does not think of homosexuals.
	They're not on his radar.
	We just went deep, deep into that subject and found nothing.
	But let's confront America's bigotry and America's prejudice.
	For example, they all hate gay dads and they don't think gays should adopt.
	Let's look deep, deep at how Americans feel about gay adoption.
	Let's get deep.
	Come on.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Okay.
	I guess that's not big on their radar.
	Do you, do you, what do you have on a, That's a big thing, right?
	When I was doxed by Antifa, I got maybe 500 texts saying, I love white genocide, like it's going to make me mad, because apparently whites are going to be minorities in 20 years.
	And according to Roland Martin on our own network here, free speech.tv, he said the impetus for all this new racism is white conservatives mad that they're going to be a minority by 2035 or something.
	So let's go look at white people angry about becoming a minority in 20 years.
	What about people mad about gay adoption?
	Hello!
	Women doing the same work as men, but making less money?
	How'd the Eskimos survive this shit?
	Okay, come on.
	How about racist cops arresting black people for no reason?
	It's cold.
	Racist cops?
	Can you feel my feet?
	Oh, racists?
	It's so bright out here that maybe there is something and I just can't see it.
	Maybe that's the problem.
	I feel like I'm getting kind of inuidized out here.
	Okay, this has got to have something going on.
	What about people who don't want trans people to exist?
	Maybe I'm too early?
	Is there something coming later?
	What is people who honestly believe being fat is healthy?
	Yeah, there's nothing here I give up.
	Oh.
	Well, that was kind of a wake-up call.
	I have to admit, I'm surprised.
	Because we spend a hell of a lot of time talking about these major problems and how they define America.
	But when I go out there, I'm not seeing a whole lot of racist cops hunting black people for sport.
	I'm not seeing a lot of two people, one male and one female, doing the exact same job, but her getting less money.
	There's entire women's marches based on it.
	But when you go to look it up, you don't really see that.
	You know why?
	Oh, I know why.
	Because it's fucking illegal.
	If you pay a woman less money for the same work as a man, you're fucked.
	Your business is over.
	You're going to get sued into bankruptcy.
	And we've had that law for a long ass time.
	I'm starting to think that gays resent how little Trump thinks of them.
	I think that homosexuals are angry that we don't care anymore.
	Sorry.
	Gay people are getting killed in the streets.
	Remember when that chick was on Stephen Colbert?
	And she was talking about Juicy Smollet?
	Yeah, you just showed it.
	That's it.
	The first two seconds is crucial, so make sure you're listening closely.
	We have a media that's saying it's a debate whether or not what just happened to Jesse Smollett is a hate crime.
	It's absurd.
	This isn't a debate.
	There's no debate?
	I agree.
	I agree.
	She said this shit isn't a debate.
	This is how you have to be fired up tonight.
	It feels impossible to not feel this way right now.
	Imagine her IQ.
	My alma mater vice gave her a show called Gay Cation.
	Where, just pause.
	She goes around the world finding homophobia.
	And guess what?
	It's rampant outside of the West.
	It's illegal in the Middle East.
	It is the lowest form of life in Russia.
	It's completely denied in major parts of China and East Asia.
	But in America, no, Jussie Smalley was not a hate crime, and we all knew that.
	But you want it to be so.
	I think gays, a lot of gays want to be black because they see Stonewall and they see Matthew Shepard and they go, I want to be part of a revolution because our people are dying.
	Matthew Shepard was a drug dealer and he got killed by his fellow meth heads in a drug deal gone bad.
	And Stonewall was the police cracking down on illegal booze that the mafia was running through bars and they tended to use gay bars, such as Stonewall.
	The cops didn't care that they were fags.
	Excuse my epithet.
	Anyway, show more of that.
	It's so ridiculous.
	I couldn't hear with my wife.
	The Vice President of America wishes I didn't have the love with my wife.
	He wanted to ban that in Indiana.
	He believes in conversion therapy.
	No.
	What is this?
	He has hurt LGBTQ people so badly as the government of Indiana.
	And I think the thing we need to know, and I hope my show Gaycation did this, in terms of connecting the dots, in terms of what happened the other day to show Don Mon personally, I saw Ice and all the people.
	Connect the dots.
	This is what happens.
	If you are in a position of power and you hate people and you want to cause suffering to them, you go through the trouble.
	You spend your career trying to cause suffering.
	Just pause.
	What are you thinking?
	Do you understand what she's saying?
	She's talking about Donald Trump.
	You spend your career hating gays, trying to make gays suffer.
	Eventually, someone like Jossie Smollet, Juicy Smollet, is going to get bleach poured on him by two guys wearing balaclavas and MAGA hats.
	And they're going to put a tiny, thin little rope around his neck.
	That's the problem with getting Africans to do your hate crimes.
	They don't know what lynching is.
	So they get you like a laundry cord.
	Did you see the little string?
	It looked like he had a bolero tire.
	It was strong rope.
	And they lynched a lot of black men.
	They lynched a ton of white men.
	All you needed to be lynched was 12 of your peers saying, we should lynch that guy.
	And they lynched hundreds of white people.
	Yeah, there he is.
	It looks like cobwebs.
	It's so thin.
	You see it there with the sweater?
	Yeah, like he went to a spooky mansion.
	No, that is literally, because we have pictures of them at the hardware store.
	That's the actual stuff that they sell at the hardware store for drying your towels and stuff.
	Anywho.
	Yeah, so she's sitting there saying Trump's whole life has been about hate and violence.
	And of course that's going to lead to...
	And it was an abandoned wasteland where nothing grows.
	It looked like a Ricola commercial.
	We're the lozenges.
	We're not homophobic.
	We're homo-bored.
	All right, keep going.
	I want to see more of her.
	Yeah.
	I think it's going to happen.
	Kids are going to be abused and they're going to kill themselves.
	And people are going to be beaten on the street.
	What?
	I have traveled the world and I have met the most marginalized people you could meet.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I am lucky to have this time and the privilege to say this.
	This needs to stop.
	She thinks she's in a movie.
	And they clap like that because they're chicks.
	Wait, show the applause.
	That was it.
	I think it was Ezra Levan who said this.
	He goes, and we talked about it before on the show, where these actors say profound and beautiful things for a living.
	And they tend to be dumb, right?
	They're not going to be, they're pretty.
	So they were never invited.
	So they never had to do homework because they were invited to parties.
	So they never developed any sort of delayed gratification.
	So they're just like people who basically poo and pee their pants when it comes to their day-to-day life.
	I mean, they do whatever they want.
	And that tends to not include books because books are hard.
	And so they go, I guess I am a god.
	And then they talk there.
	Like, she sounded like Don't Cry for Me, Argentina.
	She sounded like she was doing a superhero movie or something.
	Or she was Cleopatra leading the troops.
	Are you not entertained?
	Larry Barnes can recite all of Gladiator.
	And all I have to do is go up to him and go, are you not entertained?
	And then he'll go up to me and go, Spaniard, we used to be nothing when Marco, I'm not, I'm paraphrasing, I'm just remembering what he's told me.
	And now look at us.
	The Colosseums are back.
	50,000 Romans have left their flea-ridden villages to come and watch you fight.
	He goes on and on.
	I eventually have to go, I got to go over here.
	And he's still doing it.
	It's possible that instead of getting punchy, they opened up a valve in his brain.
	Because he'll also say, 25 years ago today, Larry, I always mix up Merle Haggard and what's his name, the boxer?
	Larry Haggard?
	That one I don't know.
	Merle Haggard, Marvin Hagler.
	Marvin Hagler and Leon Spinks is in the Coliseum September 30th.
	It was a Tuesday.
	Marvin Hagler.
	He keeps telling me Marvin Hagler's going to come fight me.
	And I always go, I'm not concerned with Merle Haggard.
	He's an old country singer.
	Not him.
	I've noticed I've been yelling a lot at the gym.
	And I think it might be a genetic trait.
	Like if you're really suffering, and I don't give a shit anymore.
	People make fun of me.
	They go, what are you making a sex tape?
	Because I'm going, but if I have to do like 10 burpees after 40 push-ups, I'll just go, and no one else does it.
	Does it help?
	Yes, a thousand percent.
	And when I did that sweat lodge with my wife and I was sitting there baking, I was just going, hating it.
	And everyone, I mean, it was a very important ceremony and there was, you know, big deal Indian relatives of hers.
	And it's like doing that at church, basically.
	Right.
	I was like, fuck it.
	I can either leave and it'll be quiet in here, or if you make me stay in this oven, I'm going to be going, ah, ah.
	Yeah, your choice.
	It's your call.
	You started this.
	You drew first blood.
	I'm the Rambo of moaning.
	Rambo.
	Peepo.
	Ram moan.
	But I realized that's my personality.
	Like when I was a kid, I was the class clown because I just had to let it out.
	I couldn't hold it in.
	It kind of makes me less brave when it comes to free speech when I don't have an option.
	But I remember my dad, because I was sent to the class for retards.
	I was in the special class for slow people, even though my marks were good.
	And he says, you fucking get out of that class.
	You get back to a normal class or I'm going to murder you.
	It's like, okay, okay, I won't be the class clown.
	And I remember literally sitting on my hands and going, come on, just shut your gab, McKinnis.
	Just shut your mouth.
	Shut your mouth.
	Couldn't do it.
	Not gonna do it.
	I had the exact same thing.
	Really?
	Yeah, remember we spoke about that.
	We spooked about that.
	Oh, to Peepo.
	Yeah, after, like, I think the thing that broke the Campbell's back, the straw, if you will, it was that I peed under the desk in front of my girlfriend Zakia.
	Because she was like, let's see your pee-pee.
	And I said, all right.
	And I was like, here's, by the way, this is what it does.
	And I just started urinating.
	Because that was an example of, she was like, if you think looking at it is cool, we see what it does.
	Check this out.
	And not for nothing, if you're showing a penis to someone who hasn't seen it, you might want to show one of its main tricks.
	The grand tour.
	Yeah, like say someone wants to see your bike, you might want to do a wheelie.
	So I did a wheelie, basically, frankly.
	Yeah, and then I went to a special ed class after that.
	And nothing to do with being retarded, but there sure are a lot of people.
	What?
	Ryan, if someone says, can I see your dick?
	And you go, yes, and you pull it out and start going pee-pee on the ground, you're retarded.
	That's so good.
	So I think they got the right guy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I think they did the right thing.
	It's like Ariana Huffington's ex-husband when she married a man.
	I think she made the right decision.
	That did sound retarded, but I would always.
	It always.
	Yeah.
	But that was the only fluids thing that I did.
	I would just make people laugh, and I would be the class clown guy.
	I would be the and class clown guy, but this is, by the way, in a pitch where Ryan is telling the studio audience that he's not retarded.
	I just don't speak a lot these days.
	I keep to myself.
	So when you come over here, you know how I get excited to see you?
	It's like a dog in captivity.
	Yeah.
	I'm here waiting at the office and I'm like, hey, dude, so this weekend, I actually spoke to people.
	It gets weird over here in the old Ryland.
	Okay.
	And if you will.
	But speaking of that.
	Here's something I want to bring up before we get serious again.
	One little dumb tweet I saw going around, and I cannot get it the fuck out of my head because I don't know what the answer is.
	Why are iPhones not in our dreams?
	Hmm.
	We all, I make fun of people for being on their phones too much.
	I am on my phone too much.
	Again, sorry, I'm boiling.
	I have the same problem you do, where every moment, even when, like if I'm at a bar and someone gets up and goes to the bathroom, I'm almost happy because I can look at my phone while they're going pee.
	And then the second they come back, I put it away.
	Or there's times, and I'm totally against this.
	This is morally wrong, but there's times when I'll be at the bar and me and four other guys will all be on our phones not talking.
	That's not what bars are for.
	You're going against the grain.
	So, it's an appendage, right?
	It's always in our hands.
	We're always looking at it.
	How come, have you found the tweet yet?
	Why aren't you showing it?
	I saw a TikTok of a guy saying, for as much as we use our phones, it's weird they aren't in any of our dreams.
	And I can't fucking stop thinking about it.
	Me neither, Tatiana.
	Yeah.
	And I can't stop thinking about it because there's no explanation.
	It's sort of like yesterday where we discovered that the new face of Everlast is a trans boxer, and she's got those weird teenage pubes on her face that women get when they take testosterone too much.
	And I just think, this woman is about to get the shit kicked out of her by every boxer in the league, and she's representing Everlast?
	And the part I don't get, the reason it haunts me all day is I think, why?
	What are you going for?
	I genuinely don't know.
	Muay Thai boxers?
	That's a chick, by the way.
	Are you going for like those weird Indonesian Thai trannies?
	Everlast, by the way, no boxers wear it anymore.
	They farmed out all their shit to China and the gloves fall apart in no time.
	So maybe they're desperate.
	But this person that you're seeing there has had one fight.
	One fight.
	And they're representing Everlast.
	It confuses me.
	And this confuses me too.
	So Ryan, as someone who is always wrong about everything and doesn't know a thing, why do you think iPhones are not in our dreams?
	I don't know, but I remember seeing this movie, Waking Life, that said you can't look at clocks.
	Like, you can't look at a clock that would tell you the time.
	It just looks like a bunch of nonsense.
	And you can't click on or off The lights.
	So there may be just something mechanical, anything mechanical about it.
	But I've seen TV in my dreams.
	You have?
	Yeah.
	I don't remember seeing TV in there.
	Or just imagining that there's something on TV, and I guess that's your whole frame.
	Instead of I'm watching a TV.
	That's a lot of shit.
	It's sort of like that movie yesterday where there's no Coca-Cola, cigarettes, Oasis, or the Beatles.
	I don't think I've ever driven a car in my dreams.
	Oh, that was part of the whole Beatles thing?
	There was no Coca-Cola and others.
	Oh.
	I don't think I've ever driven a car.
	I don't think I've done it.
	Oh, I have.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, so I know it's doable, but that's weird that you haven't.
	Not that I can remember.
	Maybe it's because when we're on our phones, it's kind of embarrassing.
	It's like taking a shit, which I had to do yesterday, and that might have been why the show was so bad.
	Oh, you did?
	I had to make a poo immediately, yes.
	Maybe it's because it's sort of shameful, and we like to see ourselves better.
	Like, are you ugly in your dreams?
	Not really.
	It's like you at your best, isn't it?
	But there's some shame that when you try to punch, you suck.
	When you try to run away, you suck.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So you're not Superman.
	All right, we don't have time to research this.
	It's too philosophical.
	We're busy.
	We're making this show.
	We're building a whole network here.
	We've got Milo.
	He's going to be weekly.
	Joe Biggs.
	Soph just put out a video.
	Still working on Laura Loomer and Sargon.
	Maybe we'll get Jim Goad at some point.
	I think I'm going to repost the stream of the demandfreespeech.org thing that they did in Miami.
	Oh, yeah.
	We've got all the stuff that Joe shot down there.
	We've got that.
	I think there's some drama going on because Kathy Zhu was in a photograph with someone who might be alt-right, and that means we have to end her whole career because she can't be in a photograph with someone.
	And Mike Cernovich was tweeting out.
	He goes, so let me get this right.
	Dems want to release convicted felons and let them vote.
	Yet, if you're in a photo with someone who you deem as a bad man, then your career is over.
	Meanwhile, back in Sane Land, there is a woman who wants to spoil her husband and be a good housewife.
	This is highly radical in this day and age.
	And I think it's funny that this article is shocking.
	And she's just decided, by the way, they're going to have so many fucking kids so fast.
	Your wife does not dress up, keep a nice home, and I assume make love whenever you want.
	And you don't have a ton of kids.
	So there's about to be an avalanche of children falling out of that woman's vagina.
	When Lars gets home, he actually likes to hang up his own coat, but Holti doesn't mind.
	I read in a 1950s book that if a man wants to hang his own coat up, you should not feel it makes you a bad housewife.
	Now, she's mocked for that, for being too doting.
	And you can just hear all the women in New York going, oh, hell no.
	I'd way rather be a blogger at Salon and watch my life get flushed down the toilet as my ovaries rot.
	And I'm a colostomy bag for everyone's come in my 40s where I get the occasional booty call and then he really wants me to leave right after.
	But sometimes I manage to stay over the whole night.
	I prefer that, that and my French pug, to being this loser.
	And then she said, I think we as women should support each other.
	If a woman says she wants to be a homemaker, we should not say that's not right.
	What's right for me might not be right for someone else.
	We all have to do what's right for ourselves.
	Her ultimate goal is to embody a timeless, do to others what you want them to do to you mantra.
	Except for BJs, am I right?
	You COD.
	Wait, what?
	Wait, is it COD?
	You COD?
	CAD.
	Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
	COD is a fish.
	That's right.
	Can I grab a beer?
	Yeah, sure.
	Thank you.
	Get me one, actually.
	No decade is perfect.
	Definitely we had big social problems in the 50s, but the people I talked to who lived through the era say it was a time when you could leave your door unlocked and you didn't need to worry about people breaking in, she says.
	People today have forgotten how to talk to people they don't agree with and they have lost all their manners.
	This is esoteric.
	This is unusual that she's doing this.
	And it reminded me of a mantra we used to have back pre-Proud Boys days where I would talk about 10 ways to save America.
	And I want to get back to that because I think I still stand by it all.
	And I mean, we should have, maybe we should have them framed and put them up like here.
	That's more important than Groundskeeper Willie, isn't it?
	I got him.
	You want to see him?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So let's go through them briefly, shall we?
	Abolish prison.
	Can you show me and it at the same time?
	No, make it a thing here.
	Yep.
	That's one of the advantages of me being scooched over here.
	Abolish prison.
	Now, I obviously don't mean release everyone from prison.
	Prison didn't happen, but I've spoken to ex-cons and people doing time, like our buddy Jeff doing weekends for the Antifa fight.
	He just got out of Rikers yesterday.
	And I always say the same question.
	How many people there are incompatible with society?
	And they always say the same number, five.
	Everyone else, 95% of them are there for domestic violence, which in many cases they did not do, and for drug-related bullshit, drug wars, turf wars, robbing a drug dealer to get money for drugs, blah, blah, blah.
	So about 95% of the people in prison don't belong there.
	And we have a problem in this country where it's become a business.
	And we have this roundabout thing.
	Now you say, wait a minute, Gavin, there's a real problem with black crime in this country.
	Yeah, there is.
	And it comes from fatherlessness.
	Blacks committed crimes about the same as whites in the 20s and 30s before divorce became the hot new thing.
	Shit, right up to the 50s and 60s.
	It's really, if you look at crime and incarceration, it really spiked in 1980.
	And that was 18 years after welfare had become demystified and coolified and normalized.
	We've had welfare for a long time.
	We've had food stamps for a long time.
	But food stamps used to be flour and cheese And stuff to make basics.
	Now, for the second day, not in a row, but in a week, I've seen a Dominican wheeling a giant blue tub down the street by my boxing gym.
	And you know what that is.
	They use food stamps to fill up those blue tubs, then they ship them to the Dominican Republic, and then Bodega uses it as its stock and charges people.
	So we are buying inventory for Dominican stores.
	So a lot of these utilize intersectionality.
	And when we end welfare, which is number four, we will stop the scourge of fatherlessness in the black community.
	Right now, one in four blacks is born to a single mom in an unwed family.
	One in four.
	No, no, wait a minute.
	Three in four, 75% of black children, and it's worse than the Bronx where you're from, Mr. Fatherless.
	Yes.
	Are born without dads.
	Would you consider my dad running away assimilation into Puerto Rican culture?
	Yeah, he was definitely more Bronx than 25%.
	He always used to say, when in Lom.
	Wen in Lom.
	Did you just make that up?
	It's pretty good.
	Stick to humor.
	So let's kill this constant.
	Let's kill welfare.
	And legalize drugs is number three.
	Once you kill welfare and legalize drugs, crime will plummet.
	And when everyone has a gun, crime will plummet.
	As John Lott said, in more gun, less crime.
	So one seems reckless.
	Everything is reversed.
	One seems reckless, but when combined with two, three, and four, it's not so reckless.
	We also have to worry about ending welfare when we have all these people dependent on it.
	Not when you close the borders and we lose 30 million illegal aliens.
	I know it's illegal to say the word illegal aliens in New York, but we have a lot of illegal aliens and there's a myth that they contribute so much to the tax code.
	They pay so much in tax.
	No, they don't.
	That's a lie.
	They cost America billions and billions of dollars.
	Now, we could talk about all this and I could explain to you exactly how much they cost us and why if I wasn't constantly censored and kicked off of social media and deplatformed.
	The First Amendment is the most important amendment because you can tell people that more guns equal less crime and now you're empowering the Second Amendment.
	So the Second Amendment and the First Amendment are interdependent, but I believe that the First Amendment does a lot more for all the other amendments because you can talk about them.
	And then number seven, venerate the housewife, which is what we spoke to here.
	When you have a strong family and you don't tell these women that being a housewife is shitty and lazy and a cop-out, then you have strong families.
	When you have strong families, strong homes, you have strong communities.
	Can you show her home, that chick?
	So everything's 50s.
	She's got a record player there.
	Scroll down.
	Yeah, look at her.
	High-heel shoes in the house.
	Is this kind of LARPing?
	I mean, it's beneficial.
	Yeah.
	But it's kind of like LARPing.
	Look at that big, delicious meal.
	Look at her fucking living room.
	Can you see the meal?
	I can click in there.
	That's just a meal that he gets when he comes home.
	Oh, I got a letter like that.
	She won't let me show her face.
	But she said, yeah, I married my college sweetheart, and we started breeding right away.
	We have five kids, and I support him, and I make sure the home is nice.
	And she said, the more I support him, the more empowered he feels at work, the more driven he is, the more he stays late, and the more he takes risks that pay off, and the more money we have, and the nicer home we have, and it keeps going in a cycle.
	The more I support him, the more he produces.
	It's like a plant.
	You got to feed it with love.
	These Antifa lefties, they go, yeah, I don't like that system.
	And you go, okay, it's a pretty good system, but what do you got?
	They go, nothing.
	It's not yours.
	Do you have a way like where, what is it, polygamy, where there's two couples and they're both generating?
	It's just nothing.
	Okay.
	So you're replacing no borders, no walls, and your solution is no USA at all.
	That's not very inspiring.
	But anyway, let's go back to the list.
	Should we go through this every day?
	No, that's tedious.
	Glorify the entrepreneur.
	And I've noticed, that sounds redundant, but I've noticed this.
	Like, 60 Minutes had a thing on Groupon, and the tone was really odd.
	Like, this guy created a wonderful, incredibly successful business.
	It's publicly traded.
	He's employed dozens, if not hundreds of people.
	And the tone with Leslie Stahl was, so people say that you can be kind of weird to work with.
	Do you think you're autistic?
	Oh, you're trying to find a mental illness in him?
	So we should, when we hear that Ralph Lorraine used to be Ralph Lipschitz and he used to sleep with his brothers three in a bed, you go, dude, you kicked ass.
	That's amazing.
	And every time you see an entrepreneur, you should go, wow, you built that and it's still standing?
	That's awesome.
	Because we don't know about all the thousands and millions of businesses that failed, like our fucking Japanese buddy who took over his dad's sushi restaurant.
	And it's gone now.
	He couldn't pay the bills.
	And if it was kicking ass and making money, people would go, oh, whatever, dude.
	Your daddy bought you a sushi restaurant.
	It's hard to run a sushi restaurant.
	Well, he's starting his own sneaker thing now.
	Yeah, I don't want to talk about that.
	He's doing good.
	He's actually doing pretty good.
	He is?
	Yeah.
	He's selling them.
	Yeah.
	Oh, really?
	Or he's going to be?
	Okay, so he's not doing good if he hasn't sold any, you fuck.
	No, but he's motivated.
	No, that doesn't matter.
	Anyway, I don't want to talk about him.
	Number nine, recognize the West as the best.
	And that's crucial, too, because we stopped talking about the rest of the world and climate change and how, for example, Greta Thunberg says, how dare you?
	India and China are doing all of the pollution.
	Europe, America, we're way down here.
	Yet they keep trying to get us to pay $100 billion.
	In fact, there's an incredible video that Dr. Shiva put out.
	We'll go to this after that, and I'll try to keep it short because it's Very heavy, but it really explains what a racket this whole Paris Accord is and how it's a lie.
	And I think if we were a little more Western chauvinist, we wouldn't be so open to these stupid ideas that involve us paying billions of dollars where China and India do nothing.
	And then, of course, shut down the government.
	Department of Energy, gone.
	Department of Education, gone.
	Infrastructure, gone.
	That should all be tolls.
	The infrastructure in this country sucks because the government sucks.
	So let's privatize basically everything.
	Law enforcement?
	Okay, maybe not.
	The military?
	Yeah, that should probably be government.
	The rest?
	You know why I like going on this list?
	Because I feel re, I was going to say, regurgitated.
	Ew.
	I feel like Barf.
	No, I feel reinvigorated.
	You know, it reminds me of what I'm fighting for.
	It felt like the show just started right there when you said that.
	Well, maybe we should cut everything else out.
	So go to Dr. Shiva and make sure you sort of don't go too close so we can see the tweet so other people can go to it.
	Gotcha.
	Right there.
	Yeah.
	So you can see, I mean, it doesn't really have a name.
	What's the date on it?
	Scroll down.
	The dates at the bottom.
	Okay, 24th of September, 2019.
	All right, so now you can find it yourself.
	But anyway.
	Oh, wait, there's a title.
	It's Why Real Donald Trump Did the Right Thing on Pulling Out of the Paris Accords.
	All right, so you may have to skip forward.
	I'm going to give you like a dumb Cole's notes.
	But he says, look, here was the original system.
	You had a circle with these businesses in it.
	They produced pollution, but they also produced products people would buy, and then people would give them money.
	That was the thing.
	Now, if you scroll ahead, he goes, we have that exact same system now.
	But when they pollute, they have to pay the IPCC.
	So they're making not just the same amount of pollution, but much more.
	And we get the same product, and we pay the same money.
	So the original system is still the same, but now there's this tumor on it called the IPCC that gets billions.
	And then in exchange for the money, they give you carbon credits.
	Now they start trading these carbon credits on the stock exchange.
	And they say, okay, let's get more people trying to buy carbon credits for us.
	This punishment for pollution, where companies just go, well, I'm still going to pollute.
	I'll just pay my carbon credits.
	And they probably take that, by the way, from the worker's salary.
	So these leftists who love all this climate shit are actually taking money out of wages.
	So then he says, if you skip ahead even more, he says, all right, there's all these other countries like China and India who are actually doing the polluting way more than us.
	So how do we get them involved?
	Well, they just told us to fuck off.
	All right, so we tell the U.S., we push the U.S. to spend $100 billion on other countries.
	So here, India, here's $10 billion, but spend it on carbon credits.
	So now they've forced India into this stupid racket, but it's on our dime.
	So Trump was the first one to say, how about none of that?
	I don't want anything to do with any of this.
	And no, you're not going to make me give $100 billion of my money, my country's money, to these random shit stains.
	Random shit stains playing at the Mercury Lounge, by the way.
	And they're good.
	They're pretty good.
	Their older stuff's awesome.
	All right, we're running out of time here, right?
	How long have we been going for?
	I've been going for about 55.
	I want to show you this fucking chick I'm in love with.
	Oh, here's one more thought.
	No, no, we'll get to that another time.
	Her name is Marie Sinfiltré.
	Infiltré means infiltrate.
	It's a tough one to say because you've got to really roll that out.
	Infiltré.
	Marie Infiltré.
	Marie Infiltré.
	Yeah.
	And she's just funny and cool.
	And you can click on any of those.
	Click on the yellow vests.
	So she goes and talks to the yellow vests.
	Yes, I think so.
	Maybe if you do closed captions.
	Yeah, closed caption English.
	It should be here.
	This is a wife, guys.
	If you live anywhere near Paris, get a ring on that now.
	Auto-translate.
	Philippe in the United States or American.
	So anyway, they all think she's funny.
	English.
	Oh, cool.
	So she takes the side of Macron, who's a cunt.
	So she's not advocating for him, but she shows how absurd he is.
	But look at some of the other ones.
	Go back to her main page.
	She did this thing.
	Now, it's probably a parody on bigotry, but I still liked it literally.
	Les Prénon Francais, the fourth one down.
	Oh, it's this one right here.
	She goes to people and asks them what their name is, and if it's not French enough, she says no, which is what I do all the time.
	And she goes, yeah, no, we're not doing that.
	You need something more French.
	You want me to apply those subtitles?
	Yeah, no, go back to the beginning.
	French auto-generator.
	She's dressed super Frenchy, too.
	Auto-translate in English.
	Bam.
	I can translate, my French.
	Okay.
	It's one thing.
	Sophie, it's going to go to Sophie?
	No.
	Hello, can I ask you your name?
	Sadia.
	Sadia.
	It's not possible today in France, you know?
	You're French?
	Yes.
	It's going to change.
	Sophie, it's going to go to Sophie?
	No.
	Her name's Sadia.
	And he goes, no, you're Sophie.
	That's a better French name.
	You're Sophie.
	Look how cool she is.
	Young man, how do you call yourself?
	You ask your name.
	Ayub.
	Ayub, mis patu tu français Ayub.
	His name's Ayoube, and she goes, Yeah, no, you're Patrick.
	He's German.
	She doesn't like that.
	What does au piton mean?
	It's all shit.
	Oh fuck.
	I can ask you your name.
	Yes, Juan.
	Juan, it's not serious, Juan.
	Juan, that's not serious.
	Michel, parfait, Michel on the dark.
	Just française, eh?
	No, yes, my friends.
	No, no, baby.
	No, baby.
	No baby Oh putain T'es français?
	Non je suis pas français Ah t'es pas français Parce qu'avec un prénom de cas pareil On peut plus être français tu sais aujourd'hui en franche She's got balls.
	In one of the videos, she gets her car towed and she's pissed off, so she dresses up like a cop, which is not legal, and she starts giving people tickets.
	Just harassing people on the street, dressed up in a fake cop uniform that she made.
	This is it?
	Yeah, so there she is getting towed.
	And then if you just skip way ahead, she's just giving out tickets.
	She's got a clipboard.
	No, it's not good enough.
	You did it on the app, pay by phone.
	It's not happening.
	Is that super illegal?
	Yeah.
	Oh, really?
	You can't impersonate a police officer anywhere.
	But is that not the uniform, or that is the uniform?
	I don't think it's the uniform.
	I don't know.
	Well, I think you could do that then.
	No, she's impersonating a police officer.
	That's a crime.
	Did you ever do anything like that?
	Like you pretend it works someplace or something?
	Oh, yeah, a million times.
	In one of the videos, she goes to the Apple store and she asks everyone a million questions about Apple and how it works.
	And then she comes back wearing the Apple shirt and just starts working there and answering questions.
	I used to do that with Dick Sporting Goods because I had a green shirt.
	And I put my name tag on it from ROTC and I used to go around helping.
	Look how stylish and cool she is.
	She is pretty cool.
	Her voice is nice.
	She's not too pretty.
	It's like the right amount of pretty for a wife.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's wife pretty.
	You don't want to.
	She's not going to be trouble.
	She might cheat on you, though.
	You think so?
	I get a slight cheaty vibe if she gets wasted on vacation.
	You know the French.
	No one in Paris is monogamous.
	And that's clearly Paris.
	So now skip ahead.
	This is getting boring.
	Yeah, there she is.
	So she just sits there shooting shit with me.
	Anyway, she was in the news today.
	This is how I discovered her.
	It's because she's a Twitter moment.
	And she was mocking the Chanel fashion show that Cardi B was at.
	And I love the angle from the Twitter people who it's probably the chicks who handle this thing.
	And shitting on a Chanel fashion show, a runway show during Fashion Week in Paris is just like, don't trivialize it.
	Remember when Ricky Gervais did the awards and it totally flopped because he was peeling back the curtain and going, these people are all losers.
	Racist.
	Racist.
	They take themselves seriously.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Yeah, that was pretty good.
	Thanks.
	So what does the headline there say?
	Woman crashes the Chanel Runway until Gigi Hadid puts an end to her fashion dreams.
	Yeah, Gigi Hadid puts an end to her fashion dreams.
	She's kind of like, she's mocking you.
	This is, again, people don't get humor.
	Oh, you know what a letter said?
	We'll get to the mailbag in a second.
	They said, dummy, this Charlice Throne Budweiser ad, it's a joke.
	They're making fun of those kind of ads.
	How do you, how do, it's a stretch.
	It's conceivable.
	Wait, I don't know, dude.
	It's conceivable.
	Maybe the guy who did it, but I don't think, I think there's one guy in on that and his friend.
	And they're like, we'll do one that's real over the top.
	Well, and they're sick of it.
	As we sit here and make fun of people for not getting jokes, we should always be aware that someone might be kidding.
	There is a 1% chance.
	That goes real far against the grain, though.
	Do you remember what the company was?
	Budweiser.
	No, no, because they did the cans.
	Yeah, they did the whole Seth, what's his name, and Amy Schumer thing where they were super woke, but also the cans.
	Remember the cans?
	That's why you're drinking Miller right now, my friend.
	Oh, yeah, the cans had that whole LGBT.
	Yeah, sorry, viewer.
	You're wrong.
	Fuck off.
	They had a different color for every sexual proclivity.
	Pansexual.
	Are they kidding?
	They're not kidding with those cans.
	I know, but how over the top was it?
	There were nine of them.
	And all the colors meant different things.
	Whoa, dude.
	Dude, I think.
	Budweiser's messing with my mind.
	Fly the flag cups.
	these things, I think That's heavy Americana right there.
	Is it a...
	That was British Budweiser who started that whole thing.
	And they're not known for their making fun of homos.
	Yeah, this was for Pride.
	To make fun of Pride and to be Budweiser?
	No.
	Wow.
	That was a trippy little wormhole we went into.
	And I almost believed that Budweiser were the funniest, most dangerous, edgy, rebellious company in the world.
	That would have been awesome, but I guess not.
	Sorry.
	Life isn't like that.
	But anyway, go back to her.
	So she's making fun of this stupid Chanel fashion show because she's awesome.
	And check her out.
	This is her.
	Excuse me.
	That's so clumsy and funny.
	Yeah.
	I love women.
	Look at that.
	Oops.
	Is she wearing Chanel, I wonder?
	Those shoes look kind of clunky.
	I like the correction where she takes the left.
	Well, it's probably a pretty high-up little ledge, but there's more footage of that.
	Not the same one.
	But you see later, like, this one's fun.
	Gigi Hadid.
	Gigi Hadid, by the way, is the one who said she will sleep with men if they have the proper sneakers on.
	And she said, if he's wearing these, that'll be kind of quiet.
	But if he's wearing those, then he's going to get some.
	He's going to get it.
	He's going to get it.
	Yeah, that's what she said.
	If he wears some Jordans or some Air Max, it's going to like get it.
	Oh, there she is.
	Okay.
	She's here now.
	She's the best.
	She's our new favorite chick.
	What?
	And she's super short, too.
	They're all six feet tall.
	All right.
	There she is.
	Where she is.
	That's a cool little app with a fun arrow.
	I think that's Instagram.
	A Chanel Official.
	Look at this shitty reporting, too.
	No one looks her up or finds out that this is what she does.
	This is her YouTube channel.
	Mary the Infiltrator.
	She has thousands of views and hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
	They didn't look into it a little bit.
	All right, we have a new way to do the mailbag now where since Ryan doesn't actually read your emails, I get them now, and I will be reading them.
	I have a whole collection of emails.
	Can't wait to answer them.
	You'll be surprised.
	Whatever, you got caught.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	This one is from Nate Ober.
	Inevitably, you're going to make a little bit of cash with free speech.
	I have an idea about how to waste some of it.
	Hello, Al.
	Do you want to do this one?
	I'm not doing very good, Nate Ober.
	I got it.
	Let me see, Nate Ober.
	What?
	You don't.
	Oh, you can't find it?
	No, it's right here.
	Oh, he's not too late.
	He'd be honored.
	Wait, we can get him on the show.
	Let's call him right now.
	Wait, 12 to 30.
	It's 2.30, I think.
	12 is.
	Okay, wait, hold on.
	We got to get him Skyped, right?
	Yeah, what's your Skype?
	Let's do it now, say.
	Okay.
	All right, so you finish the letter.
	I'll set this up.
	And that'll be you're going to make a bit of cast of free speech.
	I have an idea how to waste some of that movie called TBA about a band in the early 90s.
	Picture a cross between Social Deed and Green Day with a bit of skin headery happening.
	I don't know.
	Drummers of Skin or something.
	Anyway, LOL.
	They call themselves TBA and just pull up to shows with TB on the flyer as the opener and just play before anyone goes on.
	And they get crazy famous.
	MTV videos and all that.
	Then the movie is like the original hardcore fans, Liz versus the new Poser fans or something.
	That's all I got.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, that's a great idea.
	Let's waste millions of dollars.
	And this is Gavin McInnes, by the way, who has already finished an amazing film called You're Stupid, Why Are You Are, that was based on my book, Death of Kuhl.
	And it's been kiboshed.
	Part of being depersoned is you get demovied and you cannot release your film.
	The film is done.
	Vice is in it.
	Anthony Kumia plays Richard Sawinski, the investor who brought Vice to New York City.
	There's orgies, sex scenes.
	You know the scene I had with the New Wave hookers, the prostitutes?
	That's in there.
	That's part of the movie.
	It's awesome.
	And every time I get an investor who might pay that, I could probably buy it for like 700 grand.
	They send it with that big watermark because they don't trust me and they think I'm going to leak it.
	And I want it for myself.
	My wife is in it.
	Not my wife in real life, but the story of my life is in it.
	And that includes me meeting my wife and courting her.
	So I want it as like a romantic memory.
	I want my kids to see me meeting my wife.
	I can hear him talking to Nate Ober in the other room.
	All right.
	Gotcha.
	So it'll probably take a couple of minutes.
	I mean, let me ask Evan, how much longer do we have on the show, guys?
	We're out of time.
	Just hurry up.
	What's the problem?
	He's getting Skype.
	He doesn't have Skype.
	Well, hurry up and get it.
	He's installing Skype.
	Alright, cool.
	So yeah, I'll text you our name here so that way you can get us up.
	It will give it a dozen if he is installed in time.
	Awesome.
	Okay, yeah.
	All right, man.
	Come on.
	That's all.
	I'm starstruck.
	He sounded disappointingly normal.
	No, there's nothing disappointing about that.
	He is normal.
	But he didn't go.
	No, because there's nothing funny, to be fair.
	Ober slaps himself.
	Well, that's the second slap.
	That's why that's funny.
	The first slap, not really funny, but.
	First slap, not really funny.
	Second slap, everybody gets a laugh, frankly.
	Hi, Ryan and Gavin.
	So I fought in Afghanistan with the 45th Infantry.
	There was no 45th Infantry.
	We have clearly some stolen valor here, folks.
	Got my combat infantryman's badge.
	It's called a Combat Infantryman's Crest, not a badge.
	You just got caught.
	Nice try.
	Got most of my 80% combat wages garnished.
	They don't garnish wages if you have a combat crest.
	So, no.
	Was addicted to methane heroin.
	My older brother faked his death.
	Wait, did we read this before?
	That sounds vaguely familiar.
	Yeah, we've already read that.
	What's going on with this?
	How about an update?
	Did everything?
	Wait, everything went into podcast here.
	Sorry.
	We're new.
	I'm cleaning up Brian's disgusting mess.
	What are we here?
	I was a little overwhelmed.
	I had a lot of other stuff to do, but I did make a huge list.
	Yeah, making lists is a waste of time.
	I picked out good ones.
	All right, maybe I have better mail in my actual printouts.
	This is a shit show.
	I almost want to see if we can cut this out and post.
	This is embarrassing.
	Oh, here's an interesting one.
	Yeah, you should be able to dig this up too.
	Check out this tweet, it says.
	And this is a guy who's remaining anonymous.
	And the tweets is from Ford Fisher.
	And it says, so Nerd City ran an analysis reading terms to YouTube to see what would trigger automatic demonetization.
	Soft censorship, they call it.
	There are a lot of terms I could analyze in this content, particularly automation discrimination against LGBT.
	Automation discrimination.
	Very difficult discrimination.
	I think, by the way, there isn't necessarily discrimination against LGBT on YouTube.
	Anything that says gay probably leads to gay porn.
	And you know they're against porn.
	So they're probably, I can't believe I'm defending them, but they're probably disproportionately concerned about like gay singles, lesbian this, gay that, because it tends to be linked to porn.
	That's just my theory.
	But I want to point out Palestine.
	So, Palestine and Palestinian are right up there with pedophile, panty, pussy, porn, oriental.
	Yeah, that's a good example, too.
	Oriental doesn't sound offensive, that's just an old outdated word for Asian, but they probably ban it because it leads to porn.
	Anyway, he says, then search for Gavin in their Google Doc.
	So, this, the guy we just heard from was a liberal.
	The tweet was a liberal, but he said, go check your own name on that.
	Okay, so I do that, and I go G-A-V-I-N, and there I am.
	My name is listed as a demonetization name.
	So if not just my videos, but if you mention me in your video, I don't know what this means for Gavin Newsom and Gavin Rossdale and Gavin McLeod of The Love Boat, but you're going to be demonetized.
	I'm right there with gash, gassy ass.
	Oh, Gateway is there.
	That's probably Gateway Pundit.
	I don't know why Gator is there.
	Gay Lord, gay marriage, gay pride.
	It has asterisks.
	Gay sex, gay ass, gay bob.
	So I'm basically gay.
	Gator, gato, gay fuck, gay fuckist?
	Is that people who are prejudiced against gay fucks?
	I'm not homophobic.
	I'm gay fuckest.
	Or is that just someone spelling gay focused wrong?
	All right, that was a good one.
	Gay wonk.
	Gay tard.
	Gay tart?
	You're a gay tart.
	And gazette.
	This recent self-contribution is great.
	That's why the channel exists.
	Hi, my name is Mark Marchaw.
	I'm 40 years old, sober 18 years.
	Published author and Republican.
	I'm an outspoken guy.
	I can relate to Gavin on many levels.
	I live in San Francisco, which means I'm a bit isolated since I cannot relate to all the feminine, far-left men, and extremely masculine, left women in this town, but I work for hotels.
	Why are you emailing me?
	And I'm a writer.
	Liberal cities are the places that I make the best living.
	I'm reaching out to Gavin in order to see if maybe if I may be able to contribute somehow to his new channel.
	No, dude.
	You're just a random dude named Marc Marchal who lives in San Francisco?
	What a weirdo.
	He doesn't have anything to offer.
	Like, Soph came over.
	She had 16 amazing videos.
	And we said, now that you're blackballed everywhere, we'd love to host them.
	This guy's never made anything.
	Just like, I wrote some stuff.
	Maybe we could be a team.
	Dufouc.
	Pouton, mer vachier.
	This is from Scott.
	Hey, Gav, Scotty here.
	Yesterday on G-O-M-L, you were talking with stylists and how great they did in JAWS.
	You mentioned how great Rob Schneider was dressed in Jaws.
	Thought you may get a kick.
	Why aren't you pulling this up?
	Is that in the notes?
	I'm sorry.
	One second.
	No, it's in the mailbag.
	See, now that you get mail and I get it, then when I'm talking about a letter and I'm reading it on my computer screen, you can just pull it up on yours.
	Rob Schneider.
	So you just have to look up Roy Schneider now.
	Thought you may get a kick out of the behind-the-scenes pics of Rob Schneider in Jaws.
	I see it.
	Tell Rygai I said, what ups?
	I like your new sunglasses.
	Bye-bye.
	Love all the content, by the way.
	Oh, there he is.
	This is some of the worst Photoshopping I've ever seen.
	What are you talking about?
	What Photoshop?
	This is terrible, dude.
	You're not good at your job.
	What's the matter with that?
	Keep going.
	You did a great job.
	Nope.
	It's not even black and white.
	There's two more there, shit lips.
	That's pretty good.
	Great outfits.
	You have awful glasses, though.
	For Richard Dreyfus' character.
	Yeah, you suck.
	Photoshop has to be good to be funny.
	Why don't you pull up the Photoshop I did today?
	Because I knew you would spend an hour and a half on it.
	This is the G-Dog at work.
	Oh.
	We are getting an Ober alert.
	Okay.
	Yes, we are answering.
	You didn't push the video button.
	Yes, I did.
	Uh-oh.
	Hello.
	Hey, Nate.
	Hello.
	Hey, how's it going, man?
	Let me turn this off.
	It's good.
	How are you?
	Oh, great.
	Just, you know, cleaning.
	Just cleaning or cleaning up a bit, you know.
	Is that line on your head from yesterday, or did you add it today?
	Replacing it.
	My eyebrows.
	Does that go all the way around?
	No, it's because that's my headphones.
	Where do you live?
	I'm in New Mexico by Alamogordo.
	And you're in an RV?
	Yeah, I'm in an RV right now, and that is noisy as hell in here right now.
	Heck in here right now.
	But I'm on my mom's property.
	We have a little vineyard down here.
	And so I'm staying in a little fifth wheel, you know, across the property from the house.
	How do you air condition a place like that in New Mexico?
	Is it a generator?
	Yeah, well, no, we have, well, see, this thing over here, that thing in the corner, that's what's kicking out all that noise right now.
	I don't hear any noise.
	Yeah, it gets hot.
	So you use gas to power your RV.
	I mean, the air conditioning.
	We use propane for cooking and for heat.
	But the AC is electric.
	The AC is electric.
	So you need, you know, you plug in somewhere.
	So you need a cord that goes all the way from your RV over to your mom's whatever.
	No, we have power supplies out here.
	We have a winery and, you know.
	Ah.
	That's awesome.
	That was my question.
	I wondered how you stayed not boiling, especially in those big black leather boots.
	You were talking about one of your videos about being on probation.
	crime did you commit?
	Well, I...
	Okay, in 2006, I asked the guy if he was...
	And I asked the guy if he was from Mexico.
	And I got six from the club.
	I went back in to try to talk to the manager because I thought the DJ was DJ Drama, you know.
	Yeah.
	And they tackled me And held me down, and then between six, I've heard stories between six and twelve police cars showed up.
	They threw me in the paddy wagon, took me to Denver City for three days for trespassing.
	And then it kind of just went, you know, for what's this certain DJ.
	I'm not allowed to say her name.
	What's your name?
	No, don't say it.
	What's your name?
	Don't say your name.
	What's your name?
	I am not going to say her.
	I will go to prison for two years.
	Do not do it yet.
	Okay.
	Were you attracted to her?
	You know, a little bit, but not really sexually.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I admired her.
	Oh, okay.
	You looked up to her.
	She was a good DJ.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I looked up to her, you know.
	And then for, you know, until 2013, nothing really happened.
	She had her nights.
	I went to the church and whatever, you know.
	Yeah.
	Has anyone ever told you you look like a and sound like a Fred Armison character?
	Yeah, that's what you were saying.
	We're off.
	Yeah.
	laughter laughter I don't know.
	What do you do all day?
	Where do you get your money from?
	Oh, I'm on disability for psych.
	What happened?
	Was there an accident or you just became weird mentally?
	I just, well, I, um, well, this is a long story.
	I'll make it real short.
	I got married.
	Okay, I was growing weed for a few years, so I had no employment record.
	And then I got married.
	I got this girl pregnant who told me she couldn't get pregnant.
	Don't ever believe that, kids.
	Wear protection, no matter what she says.
	Okay.
	And she's a little bit more horrible, abusive, blah, blah, blah.
	You have a kid floating around somewhere.
	There's a little Nate.
	Yeah.
	Or a bigger Nate.
	He's taller.
	Oh, he's a man now.
	How old are you?
	I'm 45.
	44.
	What's your mental diagnosis called?
	Bipolar, and then sometimes they diagnose me as schizoeffective, and sometimes they don't.
	Are you on medication for that?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But I noticed you got quite an appetite.
	Usually those meds kill your appetite.
	You got the sauerkraut, hot dogs.
	Which was cheese.
	No, they really increased my appetite.
	Like, if I wasn't on meds, I'd probably be like 180, 190.
	Oh.
	I'm still 6'4, but I'm really, you know.
	Yeah, you look tall.
	I was going to say, you look tall.
	Your head almost touches the top of the trailer.
	So there wasn't one particular event that rotted your brain.
	You just sort of became crazy over time?
	Well, I ended up homeless.
	She lied to the cops and said that I hit her.
	The cops come over.
	There was an eight-pound little blonde girl.
	And then big me and my black and my big engineer boots and stuff.
	And they're like, well, you're the one that fought here.
	And, you know, she was just, you know, just her little bat-bam-bams.
	You know what I mean?
	So I didn't say, you know, I put my arms around her.
	I was so trassy in the trailer even.
	I put my arms around her and put her out front of the.
	Okay, I get it.
	I get it.
	We're running out of time.
	I'd like to have you back on tomorrow's episode to discuss.
	Paris Accord.
	What's your plans for the future?
	Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
	10 years from now, I hope to have my own fashion line.
	You guys know I like the Vogue.
	And I'd like to get some recognition for my artwork.
	Maybe not money necessarily, you know.
	But art really is my thing.
	I'm going to Germany in a year.
	Can you send us some of your drawings so we can show them on the show?
	Send some?
	Yeah.
	Okay, send those to Ryan now.
	We'll put them up while we wrap it this up.
	Okay.
	All right, Nate, thanks for calling in.
	Let's get back to you soon.
	Yeah, hey, thanks, Gavin.
	It's very nice to meet you.
	And I'm just a normal dude, you know?
	I mean, you know, cool.
	All right.
	Bye.
	Great.
	Bye.
	I'm just a normal dude.
	I'm starstruck.
	I almost stopped the recording and everything.
	Oh, really?
	I didn't.
	Yeah, I got nervous.
	Yeah, I met Gary Coleman once.
	Did you?
	Yeah.
	And we've been doing that If You Will.
	I mean, I've been doing If You Will for like 25 years.
	Yeah.
	So I saw him.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's amazing.
	Well, since he was on Arsenio, which was probably 1995.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And I saw him, and I don't get starstruck.
	I'm not impressed by celebrities.
	They tend to be boring losers.
	But I saw him, and I thought, this is the first time I've ever been starstruck.
	Wow.
	I got him to sign a, I had a 12-inch rap record with me from a Canadian rapper named Stinkin' Rich, and I got him to sign it.
	I don't know why.
	Probably suited something to.
	Yeah, just to have a piece of Gary.
	That's cool, man.
	Then his wife murdered him.
	Fucking murdered.
	Cold blood.
	That's another cause I want to get back on, besides the 10 Ways to Save America.
	Free Gary.
	Or fucking fry whatever his girlfriend's name is.
	All right, that was a very thorough show.
	We still want to end with some fun videos.
	Oh, yeah, the Photoshop I was showing is because Ronan Farrell has a new book out called Catch and Kill, and he means basically I catch sexual predators and you kill the story.
	That's in the notes, Ryan.
	Okay.
	Let's just go into the Photoshop.
	Sorry about that.
	And I realized that the MS-30, so catch and kill, you get it, right?
	And he's going to fry Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein in his new book.
	Good.
	Way to go.
	I'm very disappointed in the ladies involved in these cases because if you fucked him or you let him, I don't know what they would do, eat you out, and you got the movie gig, you're an expensive prostitute.
	You're not a victim.
	You turned a trick.
	You're a whore.
	Now, there's people like my friend who he jizz in a plant.
	What the hell was her name?
	I can't do a name.
	Either jizz in the plant was the guy or the Harvey Weinstein jizz in a plant in front of.
	We've had her on the show before, super hot, friends with Bill Schultz.
	Oh, shit.
	I don't know.
	Not Joanna.
	She's a smoke.
	No, shit.
	I'm not going to forget his co-host.
	Oh.
	Laura Derva.
	Anyway, look that up.
	Harvey Weinstein plant victim.
	That's different.
	She didn't get anything off him.
	She's going to get a movie role, and she couldn't get away from him because he had blocked away and was beating off into a play.
	Laura Sivon.
	Laura Sivan.
	Lauren Sivon.
	Ooh, Lauren Sivon's a good example, too.
	We were talking the other day about chicks that are super hot and have zero sex appeal, and then chicks that are just attractive but have insane sex appeal.
	So Lady Gaga, Katie Perry, very, very attractive woman.
	I got nothing.
	My dick is just like, who?
	Laurence Sivon, she's not like, she's just a normal, obviously in Google image, she's going to look insanely hot.
	But her sex appeal is just mental.
	Like her toes, her shoulders, her fucking ears, everything about her is just incredible.
	Those pictures aren't really doing her justice.
	I've partied with her, and she's super hilarious and raunchy, and she parties her ass off, and she's funny, and she wants to go do fun stuff.
	Let's get out of here.
	This is boring.
	And then runs down this alleyway and up this fire escape.
	You know, that kind of chick?
	She sounds like she grew up with a lot of a couple brothers.
	But she's always with homos.
	She's always in Greece with like 10 fags.
	Girls with like two or three brothers.
	She's a fag.
	Okay.
	But girls with two or three brothers, they're like the only girl in the family, but like they usually are really adventurous, really badass, really funny.
	Yeah, that's true.
	The best chick in the world, though, and we learned this from something about Mary, best chick in the world has a handicapped brother.
	You know what?
	If you see a chick who's attractive and her brother's severely handicapped, get a ring on that ASAP.
	Holy shit, though.
	What?
	I'm just rolling that around my head for a second.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so I'm thinking about Harvey Weinstein because I like the catch and kill concept.
	And MS-13's motto is kill, rape, control.
	That's what Harvey Weinstein does.
	He's MS-13.
	Kill, rape, control.
	I rape you.
	I control your career.
	If you don't want to blow me, I will kill your career.
	So it's a ruthless, mercenary motto that is saved for these El Salvadorian scumbags who will murder anyone at the drop of a hat.
	But it's Harvey Weinstein's same MO.
	And it's an effective MO at the end of the day.
	It works.
	Anyway, that was kind of a surreal concept.
	Boy, we got a lot done today, probably because the video was, this show is so long.
	Before we go, though, speaking of justice.
	And Harvey Weinstein and rape and women being taken advantage of, I wanted to go over to the green screen studio and watch some videos with you of angry young men beating the shit out of guys that beat their mothers.
	It's kind of porn in a way.
	Revenge porn.
	It's what real revenge porn should be.
	Let's go check it out, shall we?
	I don't want to go to school tomorrow.
	I'm too tired.
	I don't want to go to sleep tonight.
	I'll see the fire.
	Violence is wrong.
	I've been accused of advocating violence in the past, and I hope people don't think I mean just run out in the streets and start murdering people or to beat the shit out of a woman.
	But what if someone beats the shit out of your mom?
	Should you beat the shit out of them?
	I don't know.
	Let's see how you feel when we see this happening.
	Oh, this is a guy who has been told, that's the stepdad.
	He's been told to get out of there because he beats the mom, which that's pretty good if you're getting away with just to get out of there and you're not getting the shit beaten out of you.
	The father says, no, he will not be doing that.
	all the rage of a son protecting his mother comes out in these puppies.
	You need to get the fuck back of it because it's my mom's house.
	If you spring on me, I'm going to hurt you.
	Or swing on me.
	I ain't leaving no motherfucker.
	You ain't leaving.
	Boom, boom.
	So he's concussed at that point.
	Boom, boom.
	Is that violence wrong?
	What should you do?
	Call the police?
	Yeah.
	Just keep calling the police for everything.
	They love taking care of all the minutiae of your life.
	What's this one?
	Oh, this one's long.
	So he's been told to get lost.
	He shoves the sun around.
	The sun ain't having it.
	The sun is right at that age, like 16, when you're six feet tall and you go, I'm a pussy.
	I'm just a little kid.
	Or maybe I'm not.
	Maybe I'm a man.
	What would be a good way to test this?
	I don't know.
	Someone assaulting my mother?
	So you can see him having second thoughts here, wondering when to strike, wondering if he should get involved.
	You might want to skip ahead because this goes on.
	He says, I'll roll hotter than this, nigga.
	He puts on, that's the stepdad talking.
	And then he gets, the boy gets his weight behind it coming up now.
	And kerang.
	Oh, this is it.
	Boom.
	It's a running punch, and he's asleep.
	I hate seeing people hit after they're unconscious.
	I almost said after they're self-conscious.
	I was knocked self-conscious.
	He hit me so hard, I felt kind of uncomfortable about my outfits after that.
	All right, what's next?
	All right.
	Come on, dude.
	There's a huge gap.
	Oh, this is an easy one.
	He had heard that the guy was beating his mother.
	He came over, wallop, Pam, and then did one of those ones after he's self-conscious.
	Don't hit people after they're self-conscious.
	That's our new rule.
	Next.
	Are you enjoying these as much as I am?
	Is this condoning violence?
	If we don't condone someone beating someone who beats your mother, what's left?
	This one you got to really watch carefully.
	The guy slaps her.
	There, he just did it.
	Did you catch that?
	We can play it again.
	You're watching this on a video player.
	You could just play it again.
	Wait, you just sort of see her post-slap there.
	Go back farther.
	What are you doing?
	I guess you don't get to see the slap.
	I thought you could see the slap in this.
	God, you got to be careful punching people on roads.
	I mean, you don't want anyone to hit your mom, obviously, but you don't want to go to jail for murder.
	Like, it's a difference between a burp and a you know what I mean?
	This one's super long.
	This one made me cry the first time I saw it.
	It doesn't make me cry anymore.
	I've become tougher.
	And it's about this lazy bitch who's a drunk who'd never let her father come around to see her daughter, his granddaughter, and they're forgiving now.
	But in the course of the show, we learn that she's a drunken fool who beats the daughter, and she's in an abusive relationship with a guy who beats her and also molests the girls.
	Specifically the blonde chick, her.
	So she's getting molested by her stepdad.
	And the grandfather is finding out on live TV in Ukraine.
	Could these people be actors?
	Oh, he just hit his daughter.
	Yeah, he hit his daughter because he found out.
	When he was drunk, he mixed up the two girls.
	Whoa, she's not happy with that.
	He never told me anything like that.
	Didn't he tell you that?
	We don't even sleep close.
	I never heard that before.
	Why are you wearing jeans and sandals to a TV appearance?
	Oh, he gets her again.
	He's not really trying to hit him though.
	So then the stepfather shows up and the stepfather implies that he's been sleeping with the dog.
	Oh, you went too far.
	There we go.
	Is that?
	That's the goal, yes.
	No, of course.
	Nadia, do you like this?
	Yes.
	So, you didn't do sex here before the day before coming here?
	Get him.
	Hurt him.
	It's a new kind of punch.
	You start here and then you push.
	Enough, Mr. Zanovi, enough.
	I'll give you a lie detector, bitch.
	didn't happen.
	I mean, this guy's lucky he's not getting murdered.
	What should we do as a society?
	I say murder him.
	You murder someone who raps kids.
	What do you want to do?
	Teach them to love properly?
	Sometimes you have to go back to the greatest generation to find real men still existing in modern society.
	You know, you take a risk when you fight for justice, when you attack someone who is attacking your granddaughter or attacking your mother or your sister.
	You risk getting criminally charged.
	You risk being accused of wanton violence.
	You risk going to jail.
	If you bring up an injustice at work, hey, Harvey Weinstein is fucking my co-workers.
	Hey, the director hit on someone.
	Or you've been hit on.
	Hey, my boss grabbed my ass.
	I don't want to bring it up, though.
	I don't want to get fired.
	Cheers.
	I thought it would look cool like I was previewing the angle.
	So the beer.
	I'm doing my closing monologue.
	I'm talking about women getting raped.
	And you interrupted to cheers me?
	Hell yeah, man.
	I mean, that was way beyond awkward.
	It was offensive.
	What a bizarre mind.
	Thank God I have a big enough brain to remember what the fuck I was talking about.
	If your boss grabs your ass and you think, uh-oh, I could get fired.
	I was molested.
	You should get fired.
	You should get in trouble.
	You need to be brave.

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