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Sept. 9, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E56 - SPLC AND ME
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Who that is, ho, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a dune boy.
Who that is, ho, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a tool boy, who that is ho, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a dune boy, who that is ho, that girl is a dune boy, That girl is a Trump boy, that girl is a Trump boy With my little titties and my fat belly, I can tell your man if you thin the la-*Bang*
That was Tomboy by Princess Nokia, a fellow Puerto Rican of yours.
Do you know her?
I don't personally know her, nor a lot of Puerto Ricans.
What?
Probably the majority of Puerto Ricans I don't know.
Why not?
I just haven't met him yet.
I like calling people ho.
Me too.
Hudad is, ho.
That girl is a ton.
I'm going to call you ho from now on.
To be fair, it's who daddy, ho.
Hudad e, ho?
Yeah, there you go.
Hey, ho, play that video.
All right.
Yeah, she's.
What do you call your grandmother in Puerto Rican?
I call her.
Personally, I call her mama.
Is that what she calls hers?
No, it might be like a nana or like a umi or some goofy shit.
It's gotta be something that's easy to say.
They really like cereal in the hood.
Yes.
It is an efficient way to get hydrated and a nice dose of starch.
Talk about blues clues?
Papa Powell.
Papa Powell, blues clues.
You can tell that she's not big on the titty rabbits.
The boobs.
She's not big on influences.
Like, not a lot of literature in there, not a lot of different culture.
It's just blues clues and cereal.
Yes.
Someone hasn't really graduated from being 11.
11 to 18 in the projects.
There's not a lot going on there.
You reference.
So the reason I brought that up is because Cro-Mat is having a 10-year anniversary.
Cro-Mat is a body positive bathing suit line.
And, oh, that's Jordan Woods.
Jordan Woods models for Cro-Mat.
And Jordan Woods is a friend of Kylie Jenner.
Go back to that.
She's considered plus size.
Now, I want to make something clear here.
I think we're on the same page, feminists.
When you say normal plus size, we like that.
In fact, we like that more than model models.
We're not into 12-year-old boys.
We're not into the anorexics.
That's gays who did the whole heroin cheek thing.
You just need to consult us, ladies.
We were not consulted about fake boobs.
We would have said no.
Why didn't you ask?
It's like all these Proud Boys articles.
They go, or that movie Cuck that we'll get to in a second.
No one asks us.
They just go, yeah, the Proud Boys, they think illegal aliens run the show.
No, we don't.
What are you talking about?
So there's this misunderstanding that we have an unattainable body image for you ladies and we want you to be 12.
No, we just don't like enormous pigs who are dying.
But when I look at the CroMat website, or there was an article in the Post today, it's not online.
The New York Post and their online counterpart really got to get together, guys.
You don't even use the same headlines for the same article.
It's very frustrating as a New York Post reader who wants to talk online to people.
I have to dig up the article.
You know what you should do, New York Post?
Have a tiny URL at the end of your print edition, right?
That people can write out and send to someone else.
Because it takes me about five minutes to find the online version.
Anyway, I sent you the picture in the post today of this woman who is considered plus size.
There's their website.
There are a lot of huge tubs on their website, by the way.
But there's also a lot of super hot chicks.
I airdropped you the picture.
Yeah.
So this is like a feminist thing saying, hey, guys, you got to learn to expand your horizons.
We actually think this woman is pretty.
And she is.
Okay?
In your face, sexists.
Who are you talking to?
She's pretty awesome.
Right, Ho?
What do you think, Ho?
I don't know.
But whoever wrote this, I'm like, who that is?
Who that is?
Hey, Cro-Mat, who that is, Ho?
That girl is a perfect woman.
We are not complaining.
Ladies, have a big fat ass, please.
We just don't want you to have a gunt.
We just don't like it when you have a third breast that hangs way over your belt.
Excuse me.
My hoe here is allergic to it.
Oh, you know the problem with me calling you hoe?
Yes, I immediately understand.
What?
Well, first of all.
That you're a sex worker.
Yes.
That I am your hoe, yes.
No, but that Asian doctor dude.
Oh, it's racist.
No?
Oh.
His stand-up comedy routine is called I Love You Ho because his wife's I think his wife's last name is Ho.
Gotcha.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's his joke.
His joke is always like, hi, ho, I love you, ho.
I thought it was like Pocahontas Racist, where you're like, you call somebody of the same ethnicity ho.
Like, this is my hoe.
What?
Yeah.
Like, this is my Bruce Lee.
I don't understand you.
Like, you're my Mick or something.
Like, you're using like a regular name.
Yeah, yeah, we're well aware of that, reference, dude.
That's the joke.
But a hoe.
Anyway, go to their.
I think I sent you a link, didn't I?
For their clothing line, their fashion show.
Did I hit the Guardian?
Nope.
Maybe I didn't.
I can search it.
Well, I'm on the website here, Chromat.
Okay, go to the website.
Scroll down.
Is that the main main page?
Yes.
Okay, look at that.
This one?
Yeah.
Well, it keeps vacillating from Gina Munkini.
That are we supposed to not like that?
Are you brave for being that?
Because again, that is mind-blowing.
That puts me in a coma.
I am coveting thy neighbor's wife right now.
Ho Lee Tali Do.
Asian, not so much.
But she's also on the other side next to her, ho.
Yep.
Just go to the next one over.
I can't at least, you're kind of blocking it.
Wow.
That is some stuff.
And then this Jordan Woods is another plus-size model.
And she's Kylie Jenner's BFF.
And you look her up, Google Image Jordan Woods, J-O-R-D-Y-N.
She is a person of color.
And she's a person of delicious.
Yeah, there she is.
That is a hell of a knockout, is it not?
Pretty righteous.
Wow.
What would you say she is at a 10?
Let me see a little bit.
obviously she just had her hair did and her nails and you can talk to the man the hand cause you ain't got no man, but that's, For me, sub-five.
What?
Yeah, is that her also?
Okay, that's a bad picture of her.
You're an imbecile, ho.
That's face-wise.
Face?
What's a face?
A face?
Face-wise?
She's at least a seven.
I don't like her.
She's an eight.
Shut up.
I hate you.
No.
I'm not even going.
I might.
If you held a gun to my head and said you were going to burn my house down, I might go to 7.9, but I'd be bawling my eyes out when I did it.
This picture's not very good, though.
No, that's not great.
So it leaves you to think that there's some...
Sub 5?
You're an idiot, ho.
That's, I mean...
We have a serious news show and we're sitting around looking at pictures of plump chicks.
But you get my point is that we are accused of not accepting plump.
We're good with plump.
Very different.
Anyway, today is a very important day for us.
Today is Ashura.
And let me assure you that it is one of our most sacred days of the year here at Get Off Milan.
You may not be familiar with Ashura.
It's also called Yom Ashura.
And it is the 10th day of Muharram, the first month of the Islamic calendar.
It marks the day that Husayn Ibn Ali, the grandson of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, was killed in the Battle of Karbala.
And I think it's important that we all, we're not going to do it right now because I have my suit on and everything, but after this, me and Ho are going to be whipping ourselves with an interesting kind of a whip.
It's got about five things on it, and they're kind of steel on the back.
And we're just going to be outside.
I guess we'll go to Times Square or maybe Bryant Park.
Let's go to Bryant Park.
Harold Square is another option.
And we're just going to be whipping ourselves as a way of sort of saying, hey, we wish that Muhammad's grandson wasn't killed in the Battle of Karbala.
Seem reasonable?
Right?
Yeah.
Well, they said when they take a shower, they don't see any injuries in their body.
Really?
Yeah.
So you just wash the blood away.
Is that divine intervention?
Does Allah make the scars go away?
Yeah, he's probably very busy that day.
Shoo, shoo.
This would be a good time to get up to some Islamic mischief if you want.
Because Allah is so busy healing these people.
Well, who are the weirdos that just come to watch?
And why are they covering their faces like that?
You want to breathe in the blood dust?
There they go.
Yup, Gavin, but Christians self-flagellate too.
Yeah, like three of them.
And when we used to do that, what was it, like 500 years ago, we used to do that?
Ouch.
I get nostalgic when I watch Islam because they remind me of us 500 years ago.
It's like a little blast from the past, isn't it?
You remind me of a young me.
You remind me of a prehistoric me.
You remind me of me in the dark ages.
Do you still throw gays off buildings?
We used to do that.
Oh, those were the days.
Do you still behead people who blaspheme the Lord?
We used to do that.
Seems like just yesterday, but it wasn't.
It was hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
So retro.
Oh, God.
I've got a lot of news in the world of the G-Dog.
A lot of Gavi news.
There's a movie about me.
I did a thing with Michelle Malkin last night.
And Copper Cab, I think it's going to rape me.
Right?
Is that the plan?
It looks and sounds like it.
Is he still a woman?
I'll tell you what.
I don't know.
Doesn't look like it would be.
It's a lot better than I thought it would.
What are you talking about?
I told you I'd find him.
All of you watching right now, I told you I'd find Gavin.
And I'd fuck him.
I wasn't aware of this.
Me neither.
Look at that.
Don't let me do shots or coke.
That was a t-shirt I used to wear as a young man.
It's okay.
Oh, you nervous?
I know you're shy.
I know.
People are going to get the wrong idea.
Let them.
This guy lost his temper, what, 10 years ago when someone said gingers have no soul.
He made a viral video, and now he does the same thing.
He's being nice, though.
Oh, treating me well.
What's happening?
Well, not for long.
You're so sweet.
Fuck you.
That's right, you little bitch.
That's right, Gavin.
I know you're watching right now.
I know your little fucking bitch boy.
Ryan is going to show you this.
And when he does, let it serve as a warning to you and all the prowl boys, okay, all around the fucking world.
I've got all these little fuckers here thinking that I'm one of them.
They all believe that I like them right now.
Not anymore.
Didn't you just give it away?
How easily the sheep are lit.
That's a very good spot.
How easily your little flocks have been manipulated by me.
The truth, love, kindness will shine, will take out the darkness.
And I will hunt you down, Gavin.
Okay, and I will give you a fistful of my love.
That doesn't sound very pleasant.
No, I deserve a rematch.
Is that a GoPro?
I think it's the GoPro Hero 7, yes.
You fucking cheated.
You fucking cheated, you asshole!
All right, we got the idea.
He's gonna hunt me down and kill me.
Didn't I have to pay about $2,000 to fly him to New York and make sure he had food money?
Sounds like somebody didn't get the food money.
He's hangry.
I need food money.
I just...
Yeah, I got a car service to pick you up at the airport.
He's going to take you to the hotel.
All right, what about food?
Pardon?
Yeah, I'm starving.
I haven't eaten since we left.
And my buddy's here, too.
We both haven't eaten.
Oh, I keep forgetting you're goldfish.
And I have to come by and sprinkle some food on top of your tank.
What's going on with your goldfish, by the way, ho?
Tropical flakes.
I never had goldfish.
Chiata.
I had guppies.
I still have my guppies.
Show the world your face, by the way.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm working on that.
This app crashed.
Here we are.
Ah, yes.
I sound like Jeff Goldblum, but I sound like Ezra Levant.
Yes.
I'm going to be having a camera.
Well, that's the thing, Gavin.
Now, you wonder why the goldfish aren't fed, right?
Well, they are fed.
They had their flakes, tropical flakes, different colors.
Green, red, blue, so on and so forth.
Now, does that still sound like Ezra to you?
A little bit.
You're losing it.
When you, you know, That's fine.
Is there a thing, a way around that?
Well, you get...
Maybe we should have one in the studio.
Yeah, that would be a good idea.
What if the Menise was a fish tank?
That would be sick.
Dude, what?
Best boss ever.
I love fish.
And you would love it too.
They make you feel good.
Well, hold on.
Show the full screen picture here.
Which one?
Because it'd be very distracting if it was one of these.
It could be on top.
You just see the bottom.
Well, that would be kind of weird.
Or maybe like one of these.
Like maybe this one?
Yeah, that's a little...
Maybe.
You don't think the one on the right with the bell?
Right here?
Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.
Yeah.
You know what ones I like?
The jumbo shrimp that has that thing that can smash glass?
Oh, pistol shrimp?
I don't know if you could get those.
Why not?
Because they could smash stuff.
No, that's a myth.
Oh, okay.
It's arguable that they could smash their own tank, but they don't smash their own tank.
But these are those guys.
there are a million different colors and they smash open clams and they smash open turtles.
They just smash you on the head.
Yeah, when they're angry.
Yeah.
They're like, fuck you.
Can fish get angry?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They get pretty aggressive and territorial.
Tiger pistol shrimp initial pairing first time.
Boring.
I have boring, boring.
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
It's big and it's 8,000 different colors.
Oh, snap.
Ew.
Wait, what's happening here?
Is this interspecies intercourse?
It's called Agabi and a Tiger Pistle Shrimp Initial Pairing for the first time.
So why are they pairing?
I don't think God likes that.
God doesn't mind race mixing.
In fact, you get hybrid vigor.
So that's God saying good work.
But I don't think he likes interspecies stuff.
Isn't this kind of bestiality?
This is kind of weird, yes.
Oh, we're watching bestiality porn.
Welcome to GOML, where we try to focus on what matters, namely bestiality porn.
No, it's a jumbo shrimp.
Okay, jumbo shrimp.
Yeah.
Is it?
I don't know.
Anyway, we'll look that up in a minute.
My tank's really cool.
I got coolie loaches, which are like little eel-looking guys.
And then I got a separate tank, which is my.
But this isn't at your house.
This is at your grandmother's house.
Yes.
Which you think is your house, because you don't know that you moved out.
Well, it's more of a house.
Apartments, apartment, house is house.
All right, I did a live stream with Michelle Malkin last night to promote her book, Open Borders Inc.
And one thing I want to be clear about this book is it looks, and I kind of have a problem with the cover, not to criticize.
There's a lot of things I like about it.
I like that the sign is trampled on because it shows that we've totally ignored how generous we are as a country.
We let in more immigrants than any other country combined, yet we're the bad guys.
And I'm an immigrant twice over.
I immigrated to Canada, then I immigrated to America.
Michelle's family are immigrants, and we are very appreciative of our immigration experience.
And by them diluting it and letting any Tom Dickenharian, it trivializes our experience.
And that seems to be a big thing with the left.
Like this whole he's a Nazi.
You're trivializing the Holocaust.
You're trivializing actual Nazis.
Or with me too, when you say, yeah, I had a bad date.
It was basically rape.
You're trivializing rape.
You're trivializing women who at knife point had a stranger put their penis into his body.
They had to go get AIDS tests after that.
And go on AIDS medication.
Sometimes these women will have to go on like a HIV program for months on the off chance that the rapist had AIDS If they haven't caught him, that's rape.
Having a bad date with Aziz Ansari is not.
But these leftists, in their insatiable lust to create a horrible America and depict this as a shithole, means you have to take bad dates and make them gang rape.
You have to take a jerk and make them the Holocaust.
And you have to take immigration and just dilute it to nothing.
But she doesn't just cover immigration.
Look at the subhead.
It says, who's funding America's destruction?
So she gets into the Southern Poverty Law Center in a big way.
She gets into this globalist funding in a big way.
And not just Soros, although that's blasphemous to even mention him.
Okay, I'm mentioning him.
George Soros is not a Holocaust survivor and he's not a Jew.
His father was an atheist who eschewed religion.
He is an atheist who thinks religion is disgusting.
Globalists are not religious by trade.
They want us all to be the same.
Remember the Tower of Babel where we built it up and up and up and we got too close to God?
They have a very hyperbolic worldview that is similar to that, which is let's make everyone gray, everyone beige.
The elites will run the show and we will control everyone.
They have basically a science fiction Terminator view of the world.
And if you discuss this, which I have done and Ezra Levant has done, your life, your reputation will be consistently attacked because that's what he does.
And right now he's working with Greta Thornberg.
And, you know, there's sort of two get off my lawns.
There's the normal show where we only deal with facts and we tell you things that we have verified.
Then there's also the Alex Jonesian tangents I go on.
But I always warn you first before I go off in a tangent.
Here's a tangent.
I obviously think George Soros is evil.
I think his plan is right up there with the devils when it comes to making us all the same and having the elites control the show.
But the way they're using this girl is dangerous and sinister because, and this is Ezra Levant's idea I'm stealing.
Suicide is contagious.
Laughter is contagious.
Divorce is contagious.
When one guy gets divorced, you'll notice other people in that community and friends of theirs go, yeah, my marriage isn't perfect either.
And they start getting divorced.
When one girl at a high school commits suicide, you start seeing it in her friendship, in her circle, sorry, where other girls start considering or even trying friendship.
I mean, trying suicide.
And I think Soros likes this.
This is my opinion.
This is not a fact.
I think Soros likes this.
I think the globalists like this.
They like that she has mental problems.
They like that she's suicidal.
And she is.
That's a fact.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow.
She's severely autistic.
She has serious mental problems.
And if she hasn't attempted suicide, she's disgusted.
And her parents recognize that she is for euthanasia.
And in Northern Europe, in Europe in general, suicide's great.
Oh, they'll let anyone die at the drop of a hat.
Someone's having a bad week.
Let's let them starve to death.
There was just a woman all over the news where they said the state killed her.
And then the left defense was, no, no, no, the state didn't kill her.
They just let her starve to death.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I apologize.
So here's the big picture.
Greta Thornburg doesn't just represent the environmentalist movement.
She represents a sect of the environmentalist movement that is about depopulation.
And depopulation is becoming very fashionable with the European elites, and it's about death.
It's about dying.
It's about destruction.
It's about abortion.
It's about euthanasia.
it's about suicide.
So that picture of Soros and Greta Thunberg looks like one of the scariest.
This This is a swastika on fire being held by Satan as he rapes someone, a baby.
Like this is, this is not cute.
This is exceedingly dark.
And it is about the overlord, the dark one, George Soros, using her as a tool to spread this idea of ending humanity.
I know.
Pretty intense, right?
Wait, I don't know if that's a real picture.
Oh, really?
I'm looking at it.
Yeah, his face looks to be different lighting and quality than her face.
Yeah, that doesn't really matter.
he is, but he is backing her though.
It's making your job very challenging, ho.
But I kind of like it.
I don't know why, I do.
It's like David Cross told me him and the guy who was Stephen Colbert's boyfriend in Strangers with Candy, Paul Danello.
They used to, when they would order, they would try to slip the word bitch into their order.
So they'd be like, can I guys anything?
Yeah, I'll just get a coffee.
Also, bitch, I was wondering, is there going to be more specials?
Because I seemed like there was more last time.
And sometimes she wouldn't notice.
And sometimes she'd go, what did you just say?
And then they would deny it, of course.
That dude?
Yes.
That relationship on the show Strangers With Candy is the funniest thing in the world.
And Paul Danello, his character on that show, is the funniest guy on earth.
He talked to his students.
He was an art teacher and he talked to his students about pot and how dangerous it is.
And he said, if you want to keep smoking pot, you want to keep doing something legal, go nuts.
But be prepared to laugh your head off with your friends and enjoy movies a lot more.
That's right.
Great guy.
He dated Amy Sederis.
Dumped her.
Dumped her ass.
Amy Sederis.
You don't know who Amy Sedaris?
Oh, that's the one who played.
How do you know anything?
It's the one who played Jerry.
Why don't you know nothing, ho?
Isn't that her?
Yes, she's one of the most famous.
I think she's got her own show.
She's in commercials all the time.
You should know about Amy Sederis.
You should have a minimal understanding of pop culture.
I know her face.
Name three actors from the movie Animal House.
We got...
I'm trying not to name him, but John Belushi.
Okay, you know, I haven't seen that movie, right?
You haven't seen Animal House?
No, I have not seen Rocky.
This is a consequential day.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ho is fired.
Second time.
I haven't seen Rocky.
I just saw Godfather two years ago.
God, you're gay.
Anyway, let's find this Swedish guy who suggested, and this is all part of the same sort of ethnocide, this sort of self-flagellating that we do on Ashura.
It's all this ethnomastochism, sorry, was the word I was looking for.
This is all the same sort of self-hatred, this hatred of humanity.
And it's a Swedish sign.
It's right before mailbag in the notes.
Okay.
Wait, we're moving on from Malcolm, right?
Because there's a timestamp for 2.40.
Yeah, we'll get back to Malkin.
Okay, this is all part of the same.
This is all in her book.
Not the suicide is contagious stuff, but globalism, Soros, the funding of this.
And the open borders is also sort of about making us all beige, making us all one.
They don't like culture.
They don't like individuals.
They want everyone to be the same.
And the left is happy to do it.
Swedish behavioral scientists suggests we eat each other, eating humans to save the planet.
Look at him.
Can you believe this?
This is literally the definition of satire.
Jonathan Swift, when you think of satire, you think of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.
In fact, when I had a satirical column at Tachymag, which we'll get to in a second, it was called A Modest Proposal.
So that essay, I don't know when it's from, 1800s, is so seminal that it's used to describe satire itself.
And what Jonathan Swift was saying is we have a problem with the Irish in London.
They're overpopulating and they're changing the demography of London.
There's been a huge influx here.
And I think the solution is to have the elders start eating their babies.
And he wrote this seemingly serious article about the Irish eating their babies.
And it was kind of the first look at sarcasm.
He kind of invented sarcasm with that essay.
And it was a brilliant essay because it showed how we saw the Irish as inhuman at the time.
It was a great lampoon of the elites.
Brilliant essay.
And it was sort of like a wake-up call.
Like from when it was written till now, find out when it was written.
From when it was written till now, it's sort of a way for us to go, if you ever get so crazy that you say that people should be eating each other, it's time to do a reality check.
It's time to slap yourself in the face.
And here we are in Clown World, where we are talking about eating each other to curb the population.
1729?
1729.
We've got Greta Thornberg spreading suicide culture across Europe.
And then we have Swedish professors suggesting we eat each other.
And we have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez saying, I'm going to have one child less than I was going to have to save the world.
If you have less children, you save the world.
Put up the world population.
See if you can find this.
Just population of the world.
They show the chart.
I wish I could show this to every 20-year-old in the country who thinks they're saving.
I was one of them, by the way.
No, dude, it's a website where you see the number just going bloop, bloop, bloop, blop, blop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
I was one of those.
When I was, I think, 21, I went into a doctor.
There we go.
To see if he could tie my tubes.
I said, I never want to have kids.
The world's overpopulated.
I'm an environmentalist and I'm 21 and I know for a fact.
And the doctor, I think he had to do it by law because I was requesting it in Canada, free healthcare.
And he just goes, yeah, no.
I'm not doing that.
Get out of my office.
Thank God he did.
Go up to the top, though.
So you not having a kid, Alexandria Orquesio-Cortez, what are you doing to this chart?
Look, it's literally going up more than one a second.
So you are saving the world from your brethren to the tune of less than a second.
Totally irrelevant gesture.
And I shouldn't mention AOC because it probably would be best that she didn't spread her seed.
She's getting kind of old too, especially for a recon.
Is she Puerto Rican?
Yeah.
I mean, if a Puerto Rican doesn't have kids when she's 20, they're like, who that is, ho?
Yeah.
Who that e-ho?
Who de ho?
Prude-ass, nun-ass bitch.
That's what they would say.
I'm going to say that.
Next time, there's a stranger, like my friend has his aunt in town.
I'm going to go, who that e-ho?
You get away with it.
They'd be like, I guess that's fine.
Oh, it's my aunt.
Yeah.
Aunt?
This is Gavin.
So yeah, the globalism in her book is fascinating.
Let's show a little brief.
We did this last night.
Lower Manhattan.
It was a live stream on her Facebook, which might get shut down.
It's weird.
It's weird to have a woman that is exactly your type, who's incredibly attractive, be a super fan of you.
I'm sorry.
I'm a huge fan of her.
She's like my mentor.
She read Pill Me.
Liberals Unhinged changed my life.
I think Who Built That is one of the greatest books of all time.
It's a book she wrote about entrepreneurs.
But she also thinks that I'm an inspiration.
That sounds so unbelievably gay.
But it's just weird.
You know, I've been married for 20 years.
It's still weird to see a beautiful woman go, you rock, and have it be totally platonic.
I guess I got to get used to that at some point, right?
Now that I'm half a century old.
Hello, colleague.
Hello, gorgeous colleague.
God, I'm juvenile.
Anyway, this is a little thing we did last night where she was signing books and answering questions from her fans.
And at one point, she teared up towards the end.
Oh, snap.
Talking about Proud Boys getting fired and all these patriots.
Anyway, turn it up.
I'm going to say masked man.
Marked man.
Marked man, yeah.
Gavin McGinnis, thank you so much for joining me.
Thanks for having me.
I'm thrilled to be here.
This is going to be fun.
So, you have to work.
Oh, yeah, I'll work.
You are going to moderate and be reading off questions that people are sending in.
So, make sure you submit those QA's and hopefully we'll get to you in this hour.
But we also get to talk.
Yes, and we should also mention that this is a pilot we're doing for a Central Morning Show.
Yes, that's right.
Called M ⁇ M, where we're on coffee cups, and then we get to the M ⁇ M on the set.
It's going to be fun.
So, like, we're going to have to do grilling segments.
Yeah, watch celebrities.
It'll be like that little woman and then the guy with the black guy with the scap in his teeth.
He doesn't do it with her anymore.
He got booted off.
Well, then there's an opening.
Michael Stray.
Michael Stray.
So, yeah, this is a pilot.
Yes.
All right.
Okay, let's do it.
Awesome.
So there's a whole chapter in the book on the SPLC.
And the book is about the money, the massive amount of money and the global financiers behind the war on our borders and our sovereignty.
But they're sort of crocheted in with it is the war on free speech that's happening in America.
And I open up a chapter, because you haven't read it yet, all the way through.
I can't read.
So I'm waiting for the audio.
Where I talk about something that, of course, people who are in the immigration enforcement community have been familiar with for years now.
But really the roots of this deplatforming, for me at least, I trace to 2006 and 2007.
And I had appeared in an early video that was put out by the National Council of La Lata.
Did I say that right?
La Lata.
The race.
Fucking name.
Yes, they're allowed to get away with that.
Targeting people like me who have been forceful advocates for strict immigration control and enforcement.
So the YouTube channel was called We Can Stop the Hate, and there was a menu of code words of hate that were part of the very first dictionary of banned words, essentially.
And I was guilty because at the time I had come out with invasion in 2002.
And in the next four to five years, kept pounding away at this theme that immigration should be treated as a national security issue.
And I was fairly unapologetic about calling attention to groups like Larasa and essentially these militant ethnic separatists who even at that time, people forget that during the Bush amnesty years of 2006 and 2007, these people were like pre-Antifa.
It was so strange too because they would have these rallies with these signs saying we're sick of being in the shadows.
You're right there.
That's right.
Like imagine cocaine dealers going out and saying we're sick of being vilified.
We're just selling Coke, dude.
It's going to get busted.
Right.
We're so terrified that we are, you know, trampling over private property and yanking down American flags at high schools.
Chinese illegals are looking at them going, what are you doing?
Shut the house.
And so I talked about, especially having cut my teeth in newspaper journalism at the Los Angeles Daily News in the early 1990s, the ideological roots of azatlan, band word.
Band word.
Reconquista.
Oh.
I listed these words in the code.
I'm offended that those words are offensive.
Wait a minute.
It gets better.
Crime.
Crime.
Yes.
That's a band word.
Demographics.
Disease.
Of course, illegal aliens.
Yep.
Which is in legal documents.
Yes.
Of course.
It's in the federal code, right?
Invaders.
Invasion, which, of course, was the title of my book.
And yet this group going around calling itself the race was designating who was hateful and who was not.
So sound familiar, my friend?
Sure does.
And the race, La Raza, is the exact same as having a...
Yeah.
La Raza, the race.
And they don't mean different races, they mean brown people.
Identity politics is fine when it comes from non-white people.
But yeah, she talked about this Steve Saylor article that's in Tacky Mag, which I highly recommend, where Steve goes, what happened?
The SPLC is flushed down the toilet.
I'm a little annoyed, by the way.
He didn't mention my lawsuit.
But after I declared a lawsuit and said I'm suing the SPLC, Morris D's entire life exploded.
We discovered that he's a piece of shit, that he's racist, that he's sexist, that he touches his employees.
And then the president, Richard Cohen, who had been laughing at my lawsuit, he literally called it laughable, a week later, he stepped down.
And then at the same time, the head of legal at the SPLC stepped down.
They are imploding.
And what happens?
The press doesn't bat an eye.
They don't mention Morris D's.
And in this article, Steve Saylor lists at least 12 articles this month that cite the SPLC as a source and say blah, blah, blah, was listed as a hate group by the SPLC.
Only one of them says the liberal SPLC.
And the Babylon Be, which is like The Onion, a satirical newspaper, did a joke about the SPLC listing itself as a hate group, which is what it should be.
They should list themselves as a hate group.
But that was it.
The rest are all just moving on Like nothing happened.
And when I sue, say I win 4 million, like Majid Nawaz, who they called a Muslim extremist, I guarantee you that the press will continue.
They'll just be like, oh, Mr. McKinnis sued them and he won.
And it'll be treated as like a typo.
Like they said, I stabbed someone, but they got a different Gavin or something like that.
That's the way the press will treat it.
Oh, they made an honest mistake and they had to pay for it.
And that's fine, but they're still very credible.
But go back to the intro to that article because it's perfect.
It is widely assumed in thriller movies that if ever the truth is allowed to leak out about a powerful institution's fundamental corruption, then its reputation must come crashing down once and for all.
That's the way it works in movies.
But in real life, multiple disgraces can have a negligible impact on an organization's reputation in the prestige press as long as it continues to serve its function, furthering the narrative.
It's amazing.
Not just the head illegal Richard Cohn and Morris Dees.
So they brought in Tina Chen.
And they said, Tina Chen is a visible minority and a woman.
Boom, boom.
And she's going to fix the SPLC.
So she's our new, forget Morris Dees, now it's Tina Chen.
Then we discover within a week that it was Chen, and she was, by the way, Michelle Obama's chief of staff, that it was Chen who had made the phone call to Chicago DA Kim Fox to tell her to let hate hoaxing actor Juicy Smolley walk.
So now their Tina, and even their fix-up crew was corrupt.
And by the way, I have a theory about that.
I think Michelle Obama is a fan of Empire.
And she saw the Juicy Smoole thing.
And she said, she called her chief of staff, Tina, and said, Tina, make this go away.
You got to remember, Chicago is even more corrupt than New York.
So New York, we've got Hillary murders out the wazoo.
It's not inconceivable that Michelle Obama would just say to Tina, make this go away.
And in the past, I bet it did make things go away.
But Juicy was too much in the spotlight at the time, and it didn't work.
In fact, it hurt, well, let me rephrase that.
It should have hurt the SBLC.
That's four.
They have three catastrophes.
Three people leave.
Their cleanup crew comes in.
She's totally corrupt.
But they keep getting quoted.
Even that last show we did on CBS where they go, a Google search reveals.
And then the show before that, or no, this was a bunch of shows ago.
Remember Enrique Tario was being interviewed by CNN and he totally destroyed her show, exposed her agenda and knocked it out of the water.
Beautifully.
Good work, Enrique.
And then they come back to the CNN report and she says, for the record, it should be mentioned that the Proud Boys have been listed by the SPLC as a hate group.
The SPL, what?
Or even that trial with the Proud Boys, the ADL were used as a source.
That was their main source, was an ADL expert who came in and said, yeah, they're evil.
Oh, good.
You got it.
Go to the very end.
So I'm letting you speak about it.
The reason why I keep showing up is because this is a that was Erico Tario of the Crowdboys explaining why they keep coming here.
And basically, at the end, he says, Look, we're just trying to whittle down and waste the resources of Portland.
That will make a lot of the residents here very unhappy to hear that.
He says they're going to keep coming, and there is going to always be a reaction from the left.
It happens every time.
It is a way to engage them.
That will not make the city happy.
Sarah, a lot to digest there from your interview.
I just want to be very clear, though.
The Southern Poverty Law Center does classify that group, the leader whom you were talking to, as a hate group.
There's a lot to digest there.
I'm talking about what you ate for lunch.
What do you think that woman is, the CNN one who's at the main office?
By the way, when we were at the, I was at a hotel a couple weeks ago for a, well, at the free speech rally, but also, anyway, I had just had the TV on in the hotel for like five hours.
She was there the entire time.
The hot one.
She's not hot.
You are weird.
She's a weak, fragile, she looks like a What are you talking about?
Like plastic surgery?
No, that's makeup and stuff like that.
She's got a frail, weird body.
Her neck's long, and her face is fake.
What?
Yeah, there's way more lines on that face than it looks.
You're a mental patient, Hope.
She's great.
She's easily an 8.3.
No, she has nice eyes.
What is she?
A 2 to you, you weird?
No, she's a 4.
But look at her body.
She's a four.
She's got like the Gia Paloma body.
There's so many women out there.
I could be picky.
Shut up.
She's a nothing out of nothing.
Speaking of nothing, oh, in that article, by the way, they talk about Tucker Carlson, who dared to say white supremacy is a hoax and was totally consumed by the far left.
They went nuts because that's all their eggs are in that basket.
So don't question that.
That's their number one narrative, and it's how they're going to win the election.
And then, of course, the New York Times says, Bob Hopkinson, a spokesman for the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks hate groups, said tracking membership numbers is extremely difficult.
Precise numbers aside, the center says hate crimes and hate groups are on the rise in America.
And then Steve Saylor adds, sure they are.
Just look at how a certain hate group has added over $150 million to its endowment in two years.
Hate pays.
And Morris Dees realized one day that if I guilt trip northern liberals, I get hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars.
Anyway, speaking of this myth, the white supremacy hoax, there's a new movie out called Cuck, and everything in it is wrong.
Everything.
First of all, it's shot in LA.
The greatest threat to our nation is this false sense of diversity.
That is the greatest fallacy of the past century.
Look, stop.
That's me.
Is that supposed to be you?
Yes.
But you know what's really cool about it?
They got one of the most breathtaking hunks In Hollywood to play me.
His name is Travis Hammer.
He's in the notes.
Now, you're gay, so you're probably going to get a boner when you see this guy.
Hoe?
Totally untrue.
The hoe part, will stand.
No, no, it's in the notes, Ryan.
Travis D. There we go.
Oh, no.
Look at the guy playing me.
He makes Tom Brady look Tom Hardy look like Tom Brady.
Look at that gorgeous hunk.
Thank you.
No, you have a bad taste in both men and women.
Look at that guy.
Wait, is that him too?
Yeah, that's him without a beard.
Well, I didn't see.
In the very first one.
He's pretty hunky there.
I would not.
That hat is pathetic.
I would not use a gay pass for this gent.
Look at his weak face.
He's like, ah, you're taking pictures, man.
Thanks.
I didn't ask you to show other pictures, dude.
You like to live in the fantasy?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
He's a three.
He makes Will Forte look like, you know, fucking Decatur.
Good one.
Good one.
It didn't come out good, but your guy's ugly.
Your guy's ugly.
I like your new sunglasses.
The guy playing you is ugly.
Hey, pointy chin McGillicuddy.
When we went to that anti-Sharia rally, we were protesting Linda Sarsour.
Some guy yelled out when we were walking away.
He goes, way to get owned by my girlfriend on Twitter.
Exactly like, I like your new sunglasses.
So I chased him.
We turned around, we went, you can't just yell at people and not expect shit to happen.
So we chased him on the street, and he went into full panic mode and ran into a building, passed security.
He thought, fine, I'll get arrested.
At least I'll be safe.
Yeah, he probably yelled at his girlfriend.
He's like, way to go.
That almost got me killed.
You and your little cute tweet.
All right, so continue.
He looks like a hunt there.
The movie's called Cuck, and it is about basically a proud boy combined with a mass shooter.
And it's about how, well, they talk about it.
In the write-up, they say it's about a young, disenfranchised, incel cuck, basically, who becomes radicalized by the alt-right internet bubble.
Are they trying to put the word cuck on us?
Yeah.
Cuck is a lefty, Andrew.
No, no, they're saying when someone calls, like, that chance Dalmain is the name of me, and I call you a cuck and you go, I'm not a cuck.
Then you get a gun and you go shoot some black people or something.
Oh, I see.
That's how it works.
Meanwhile, oh, yeah, echo chamber, the right-wing echo chamber, they called it.
Right-wing echo chamber, we're all banned.
Not alt-right, normal right are banned.
Laura Loomer, banned.
Milo, banned.
These guys are not radical.
I'm banned from PayPal.
I can't bank.
That's not an echo chamber.
You're the echo chamber.
This movie is part of the echo chamber.
I lost a lot of money and I lost a car and I lost a job.
But everywhere I go, there's illegals and they're running the show.
Just pause.
Have you ever heard anyone say illegals are running the show in your life?
The people who employ them are running the show.
The globalists are running the show.
But no one looks at an illegal alien mopping a store and goes, those bastards.
That's why I'm unemployed.
Because he took my mopping job.
That's a myth.
The other myth they always say, too, is that they say we're mad they're taking our jobs.
And they also say we're mad that they're outnumbering us.
And soon whites will be a minority and we can't handle it.
I've heard the left say that a million times.
I've never heard a conservative say that once.
Yeah.
It's just a thing they assume because they don't talk to us because they are in a bubble.
We'll be right back.
Our country is shifting, not just in terms of politics or morality, but culturally.
You can't be proud to.
See, that's the part where he says we're becoming a minority and we hate it.
It's sort of like fake tits.
Everyone just assumed that that's what we want without, they just made an assumption without talking to us.
White conservatives are not sitting here panicked that they're going to become a minority.
I've never heard it come up.
We're panicked about much other things.
Our problem with open borders is not race and demographics.
Our problem with open borders is you are totally obliterating the country.
A country without borders doesn't exist.
From Palestine to Mexico, all the walls have got to go.
What do you guys chant?
You say, no borders, no walls, no USA at all.
It's not that we're worried about white people getting lost.
We're worried about American people getting lost.
To be white, good male anymore.
It's not politically correct.
Wait, go back.
Just a little bit.
You can't be proud to be white and male anymore.
It's just not politically correct.
What do you mean anymore?
When was the last time you could wear a shirt that said white prize?
1940?
1940?
Recorded.
All you've got to do is follow the show.
He shoots cuck porn as a job.
I can't beat anything I need to beat!
Who is this character?
A proud boy.
A no-but?
Wait, no, but nobody does any of the things that's happening.
Exactly.
He shoots cuck porn.
It's a Charlottesville guy, I guess.
But he's even, but he's even more mentally damaged.
Oh, they're in Anaheim, so this must be their Charlottesville.
Meanwhile, writers in Hollywood are all from LA, right?
So every story they write is in LA.
So now it's about a white supremacist murderer in LA.
Yeah.
I don't think you've been to LA.
45.
Pretty, isn't it?
Hell yeah.
He starts using guns.
They need you.
Are you ready to take the red pill?
Are you just another cocker?
That looks like shit.
Just let me make you some promises here.
That movie is going to bomb.
It will not make a penny, but as Andy No points out, it will receive 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Did you see the Dave Chappelle one?
Yeah.
What's the one below it there?
The stunts?
Let me see.
Because it's a fun game.
I assume you're familiar with this, where there'll be a social justice warrior movie, and it'll do incredibly well with Rotten Tomatoes and Incredibly bad with the audience.
Yeah, there it is.
Audience score 99%.
Yeah, because it's hilarious.
All right, what should we do now?
Oh, I got to include this story.
Let's lighten the things up a little bit here in Clown World.
We got to remember, ho, that Clown World's about having fun.
We should be enjoying this.
I don't want to look back at the craziest time in our history and think, why didn't we laugh our heads off at those fools?
So I would like you to laugh your head off with the following.
It's a Canadian ad for to warn women about cervical cancer and to really ramp up the political correctness and I assume get more money for the government.
They use a trans woman on the ad.
That is a dude right there who does not have a cervix.
Now, there's a lot of arguments.
I identify as a woman.
I feel like a woman.
You're not a woman.
Uh-oh.
That's going to be a problem, isn't it?
Yes.
Go shut the window, please.
Okay, check this out.
So they say, if you are a trans woman and you haven't had bottom surgery, then you're probably okay.
You know, because you don't have a cervix and all.
Are you following me here?
So a cervical cancer PSA is saying, hey, men, I want you to know that if you don't have a cervix, you're unlikely to get cervical cancer.
Thank you.
Thank you for that wake-up call.
But then it gets even crazier.
Hold on to your hats.
Go back to the commercial.
If, however, you're a trans woman who has had bottom surgery to create a vagina, in brackets, vaginoplasty, and possibly a cervix, there's a very small risk that you can develop cancer in the tissues of your neo-vagina.
Is that a vagina that dodges bullets?
It's like a neo-Nazi, but it's a vagina.
Or neocervix.
The risk depends on the type of surgery you had, the type of tissue used to create your vagina and cervix, and your personal health history.
Talk to your healthcare provider to figure out your specific cancer screening rates needs as part of your overall pelvic health following surgery.
I would like to add to this, if you have had bottom surgery, you still don't have a cervix.
And if your neocervix starts developing cancer cells, that's still not cervical cancer.
That is you getting, I don't know, some other kind of cancer in an area where you've massacred your innards and made what you seem to think is a cervix, but is not.
Should we just let that settle for a second?
When you make a vagina out of a penis, it's not a vagina.
It's a hole.
You made a hole in your body.
Not dissimilar from, say, a shotgun wound.
And when you tool around in there and shape something that you think is a cervix, you're basically modern primitive.
You're basically the guy with the huge earrings with the cork in them.
That's what you are.
You're not a woman.
Neo-cervix.
Like a less creative lizard man.
The one with the split tongue.
Yeah, I met him, Eric.
Yeah.
He makes more sense.
All right, let's do, should we do the mailbag quickly?
We shall.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Eye bag is more like.
C. Oh, because the picture.
Yeah.
Frankly.
still vain and still disappointed that I'm old.
By the way, the Mailbag Show, that'll be...
You mean the second pilot?
Will you get those stupid Pez things?
No!
No, don't touch my Pez!
No, Daddy, no!
Big Daddy.
Oh no, it's Mr. Deans.
I like these.
They keep getting knocked over by your cord.
Yeah, I know.
Well, I'll move them.
I'll move them.
I'm going to smash them.
How am I going to get my little candy?
I'm going to smash them.
You're going to come to work and they're going to be smashed.
I'll hide them.
Oh, no.
What a punishment for these things I'm sick of looking at.
Wait, hold on.
It's Buzz and Woody.
It's supposed to be this way.
This is from Will.
Gavin, just like you always talk about, some kid overpowered this female cop and shot her.
Wouldn't have happened to a 160-pound male cop.
Keep up the good work, G-Dog.
Will.
I talked to firemen who have these women that are 90 pounds.
They can't carry anyone.
You know what they do?
They're called like door somethings, where they just guard the door and make sure that it stays open so you guys can get in and out.
Door something.
You're basically a fire intern.
But they still get the same pension as the guys who risk their lives.
Remember, I had that bar argument where I had to leave because she was like, bargum, barguments.
And she was like, can you get him, please get him away from me?
And it was this chick that I went to high school.
And it was about firewoman.
I was like, I don't think they really have a place in a thing.
And she's like, well, can you speak English?
Are you saying that you got into an argument with a woman and someone said, get him away from me?
No, she did.
I told you about this before.
It was the one where she was like, get him away from me.
And then I had to leave the bar because she was all triggered.
Yeah, I know.
That's kind of a stretch.
The conversation was, this is the point is that I said, I don't know if women could carry men down the thing.
She's like, I don't think you could carry.
And I said, yes, exactly.
That's why I'm not a fireman.
Yeah, that's why I didn't pass the physical for FDNY.
So there is a standard.
And what I'm doing to say.
I'm not a fireman, by the way.
Right.
Like, that's not an argument.
Right.
You're not going to get me fired for my five.
Okay, so I've seen this video before.
It's kind of old news now, but it's worth checking out.
I like how he leaves that in the edit.
Yeah.
I'm going to shoot you.
He's beating up a female cop right now.
He grabbed her gun.
You got to empty that clip out.
Another cop runs away, and he sees it.
terrifying.
Now, more cops show up.
He puts up his hands, I think.
Now, then he gets shot.
We can't see his hands when the shot happens.
Oh, wait a minute.
Go back a bit.
I think he shot first.
Maybe.
Everyone, because I saw lots of comments on this, and they go, hey, he had his hands up.
Why was he shot?
Okay, so there he has his hands up.
He's got a gun in his hand, though.
Yeah, but I think he shot off the gun.
Listen.
Yeah, maybe.
Listen.
Pause.
Yeah.
That's him.
Yeah, yeah.
They haven't left their car.
They haven't started shooting yet.
Yeah.
Now they get out of their cars and they start shooting.
Right, right, right.
He definitely did.
Damn.
I hated that.
The officer's okay, though.
She didn't die.
Oh, good.
Well, you'll notice the takeaway with these things is always like, they shouldn't have shot that guy.
Like, there's just no sympathy.
I read a great article in the Post this morning saying the job is not dead.
And it talked about how crime is down.
It was defending the police.
Of course, it's part of a committee that the union pays for to say, no, cops are doing awesome and we still need to encourage people to become cops.
Okay, that's true, but the job is dead.
Talk to any cop and say the same question.
Would you want your son to be a cop?
And they all say no.
That's new.
Suicide a month so far this year, kiddies.
And it's because they are no longer valued by society.
Throw water on them.
They're a joke.
They're not heroes.
And now it's milk.
Did you see this?
Water's done.
Now it's milk.
It's milk on cops?
Yep.
Now it's milk.
Coming up next is milkshakes.
Antifa is very clear about this.
They say it starts with pies, starts with water, whatever, then we slowly move up until you're dead.
Like Pim Fortin.
What the hell?
What's the matter?
The video that we're going to show at the end.
Oh, it's gone?
Yeah, what the heck?
That's awkward because I don't have a plan B. Well, I could try to find it.
All right, well, you don't have time.
Here is a message from a guy named Jared.
And he says, hey, Gavin and hoe.
You said arguing in a pub is fine, but arguing on Reddit seems pointless.
I agree.
I think the reason my arguments with the left are more civil and seem to get somewhere when face to face is because I think that beta twerp has a realistic fear that if he tried to yell over me or insult me, he may lose a few teeth.
That fear isn't there when you're anonymous online.
Yeah, I've noticed that.
There's a lot more hubris online.
But is it even worth arguing in bars?
It's fun, but are you changing anything?
I know my local, in my little suburban town, I don't want to get an argument that's political because if that bar is gone, that's like I'm a calf and those are my udders.
I have to be very nice to my mommy and massage her udders with Vaseline.
I don't want to be banned from there.
So I don't want tension at my bar.
But if it's not my bar, if it's not my local, I'm happy to get into it with someone.
But are you changing anything?
That's the real question.
Soph's last video, her free speech one, whatever, changed my mind.
That traumatized me.
I'm going to have to fire her.
She's changing my life.
She changed me.
All right, let's end the show with a fun video.
This is DJ Khaled on the Barstool Sports Show Eating Hot Chicken.
Totally, totally incorrect.
What's it called?
It's called Hot Ones by First We Feast.
Okay.
What, his name is First We Feast?
No, his name is Sean Evans.
Oh.
Hi, I'm Sean Evans, and we're here with DJ Khaled.
You'll notice he has weird pauses in how he talks.
Now, this is the original video.
This is not the clip.
So where, what was he talking about?
We'll just have to hop around.
Okay.
Ryan loves this show.
It's a show where they get celebrities to eat hot wings.
And the celebrities are going, ooh, this is really hot.
Doesn't interest me.
But Ryan is obsessed with it, and he keeps trying to get us to do a thing where we have hot sauce on chicken wings, like he's running to go get right now.
And I go, Ryan, ho, that's someone else's bit.
What are we going to do?
Just repeat their show?
It's a great idea for a show.
It's a successful concept.
And it's their concept.
Well, my thing is that we don't steal the format.
Originally, that was the idea.
It's just that you try super hot hot sauce.
Sauce hot enough to be the last challenge on the show.
We have the, you know, we'll see, is it really as hot as people say?
You know, you do some imbecilic things, but this, the fact that you are so thrilled that you bought some hot sauce.
No, it's not hot sauce.
This is killer stuff right here.
This is the last, you know, the final boss of the show.
Yeah, sometimes I understand your stupidity, but sometimes I just go, why is he so locked in?
You're so thrilled that you bought some hot sauce.
I could buy it on Amazon in one second.
It's good.
Anyway, so DJ Khaled is on the show, and he's losing.
He can't handle it.
And I really enjoyed watching this because you're watching a guy lose.
And his point was, DJ Khaled's takeaway from this isn't like, oh, well, you know, like I was sparring in the gym today and I got annihilated by this kid, Frankie.
And I was like, oh, well, he's a really good fighter.
And that hurt.
And I have a headache now because he rattled my cage.
I clearly lost by a landslide.
But that's what when you have these spoiled brats like him and his big fat fat ego, he tries to twist it into, no, no, look, I'm not losing this.
I just don't want to hurt myself.
And there's a lot of people that will hurt themselves.
And that, so that Sean dude is like, well, you're kind of losing.
This is what the challenge is.
And he just couldn't accept it.
He refused to.
Because he's DJ Gallen.
We the best.
Let me see.
I'm just being very disappointed.
Because this is crazy.
All right, number nine, not Dave's temporary insanity, just full-blown Dave's insanity hot sauce, 36 times hotter than a jalapeno.
I know you've checked out, but if you just want to, like, if you want to just.
I'm not doing that, my brother.
Let me tell you something.
I'm very smart.
And let me tell you something.
I'm kind of stupid.
What I'm trying to tell you is there's certain things.
I'm going to be real with you.
The people that ate all this in your show, I don't haven't watched it.
And it might be my friends.
Gunplug.
Okay, he's crazy.
Let me tell you about gunplay.
And that's my friend.
He's crazy.
I know, this is why I brought it up.
This is exactly...
I expect him to eat this and drink this shit.
Like, that's what he do.
He was fucking poking.
You lost.
This isn't good.
I feel like we're, this is a very anticlimactic ending to the show.
If you go back a bit, you see him, That got deleted, yeah.
Keep playing it, though.
Maybe we can find it by hopping around.
I'm very embarrassed.
This is horrible.
I can't do it, my brother.
Throwing a pretzel hole.
I'm full, too.
I gotta take it easy, Taylor.
I'm full, too.
Full.
The DJ counting is brand, it tells a clear story.
Yeah.
That they climbed to the talent's life.
To have happened at least once.
And I'm not saying roadblocks.
Oh, there we go.
Have I experienced roadblocks, road bumps, shields, and people trying to stop the wind?
Of course.
The only difference with me is I'll rip the fucking door off, ripped it off its hinges and put the hinges in the fuck boy's hands.
Like that.
And then I go through and do what I got to do.
I never expect nobody to open the door to let me just go through.
Yeah, but you're losing.
In time, after respect, they open the door.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's cool.
But then after you open the door, you got to see who's behind the door.
Because that's when it becomes a different type of doors.
Well, I was with you for a while.
What does that mean?
You break through the door, you break through the ceiling.
You rip the door off.
The one that's trying to stop you.
You rip the door off.
Take the hinges.
You don't want them to put the door back on.
Take the hinges.
You put the hinges on.
It's in the fuckboy's boy's hands.
But then if you give them the hinges, now the power is in the fuckboy's hands.
Like those hinges back.
It's called frame.
It's called congratulations.
You played yourself.
You got the hinges now.
I ripped it off.
What you think?
I wasn't getting through?
By the way, my friend.
I hate the term fuckboy.
It sounds like a male process.
Sounds like a hope.
I promise you, I'm not right right now.
Like, this is like, I don't know if this must be like a show called Punked or something?
Because this shit, I'm fucked up.
Other than a jalapeno.
No, no, you know.
Now you're back to the beginning.
This is the worst ending we've ever had to the show.
We should have prepared all the clips.
That just led into what we were saying.
I'm deeply embarrassed right now.
This could be the end of free speech.
People are canceling their prescription subscriptions in droves and getting prescriptions for Xanax because they're so freaked out.
We're just hanging out, bud.
You can't find the part where he's...
You find the part where he denies that he's losing, or we can't end this show.
And I'll stay here all night.
I'll stay here all night.
Quite the fucking scene, but he got all the way through.
But guys, I just think you're a hype, man.
What do you say to those people?
I'm fucked up.
They say 71.4 times hotter than a jalapeno.
Wait, 95?
No, that was 83 times hotter than a jalapeno.
This is 174 times hotter than a jalapeno.
And it's a different part of the video.
On any of my food.
Looks like he's already quit here.
Yes, he is.
Well, that's not interesting.
It's when he decides to quit that he says, I'm not quitting.
I'm not a quitter.
As he quits.
And then the Sean guy goes, well, you actually are.
It's probably around there.
Yeah, it's probably around there.
You're kidding.
I'm telling you, like, on everything.
It's not even like, it's supposed to be funny.
It's for real.
I'm glad you said that.
It's before that.
No, this ain't no fun.
Quite himself.
So black.
No, it's around there.
I don't really like too much hot theories on the theory.
Really?
All right, right before the bee flavor.
Like, if you thought these two were like kind of hot, which they're not, I don't know where Texas peat hot sauce is like enough.
I don't really like too much hot theories on the theory.
Really?
You say you've changed a lot.
I see you out in the gym.
If you just busted it and left it all on the track, what's the fastest you could run a mile right now?
I can run.
Okay.
You can run?
Yeah.
So are you two?
Under eight minutes?
Oh, man.
Oh.
Oh, man.
That's numbers.
Yo, bro, is yours different than mine?
Yeah, there we go.
No, if you want to switch, we could switch.
I want to switch.
All right.
All right.
You know what I was thinking about though?
Somebody write.
This is the right spot, by the way.
Remember, I uncovered Jackass and realized that they were all on Xanax and Painkillers.
Oh, really?
This is just a theory of mine.
Oh.
But that's what I think.
That's why they were so brave, too, because they had no inhibitions.
I think with this, it's possible that that Sean dude puts Vaseline on his tongue and his gums.
That's crazy, too.
It's possible.
Some sort of barrier.
Well, I do the hottest hot sauce, and it's not that crazy.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just got to not be a basic ass batch.
All right.
Show a little bit more.
Okay.
No, I promise.
Here you go.
Listen, and I'm going to tell you something right now for all my fans.
I promise you, if I stop, it doesn't mean I gave up.
Yes, it does.
There we go.
By definition.
Yeah, but that's exactly what I was looking at.
And then here's his hold up.
That's a perfect answer.
Let me explain.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me explain why I'm not giving up by stopping.
Now, I know I look like one of the bad guy extras in the movie Aladdin.
But now, I know that everything I said sounds like I'm contradicting myself, but allow me to explain.
Okay, explain.
Ah.
Go.
Let me teach you something today.
Okay.
We can't play ourselves.
We can't play our health.
We can't hurt ourselves.
See, that's the key.
Now, there's people that would do dumb shit, fuck around, hurt themselves trying to get to that, what you call a victory.
This shit ain't no victory to me, my brother.
This shit ain't doing nothing but me, but causing problems to me.
You're losing the game.
Keep going.
Can't stop yet, but right now, it's getting close.
Just take a bite.
Just take a bite.
All right.
How about getting fat?
Like you did that and you hurt yourself in the long run.
How about get fired?
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
My little chitty's in my fat belly.
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