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Sept. 10, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E57 - LOOMERED

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	You got to hand it to the left.
	They are so good at being outraged that they manage to deny themselves Morrissey because of his political beliefs.
	He's gay.
	He's vegetarian.
	He checks off those boxes, but he loves England too much.
	And that means you have a problem with Islam, especially the part where they throw gays off buildings.
	Look at this Homo.
	He's dancing on, he's too right wing for the modern left.
	What a jam.
	Do you know he's a nerd?
	I should do a free speech presents about all the fanboys who became seminal pop icons.
	Morrissey was a fan who just loved pop music in Britain at the time during the beginning of punk and new wave and all that stuff.
	He wanted to be a writer for NME and write about all these pop stars because he wanted to get to meet them all.
	And then he just became one.
	Chuck D used to design flyers for shows.
	Ludacris was a DJ who would play parties.
	No, he was on the radio and he'd interview all these stars, these rap stars.
	And he thought, I want to be one too.
	Iggy Pop was a fanboy who put together a super group called the Stooges.
	A lot of them were.
	Was Henry Rollins one of those?
	No, I don't know if you could include Rollins.
	Sort of.
	I mean, he was part of the scene.
	But these other ones I listed were fans, like fanatics.
	And they loved the music.
	What were they called?
	Gun Club?
	Gun Club?
	It's not an easy thing to Google.
	Three Gun Club.
	No, just look up Gun Club Band.
	No?
	The Gun Club.
	Yeah, The Gun Club.
	Elizabeth Montague?
	Is that her?
	The singer was a male, wasn't he?
	Jeffrey Lee Pierce?
	Yeah, that sounds right.
	All right.
	He was the head of Blondie's Fan Club.
	I've got a fun show for you today.
	We got Laura Loomer on the line.
	Laura was just talking about...
	I like.
	Same with Paul Joseph Watson's site, Summit.news.
	But she was today talking about Milo's book, How to Be Straight, which has just been banned by Amazon.
	It's selling like hotcakes.
	It's a fun book.
	He's a great writer.
	Very Oscar Wildean.
	And this book, Amazon is now sold out, but they've decided not to reorder it.
	So now you can only get it used, and that takes weeks at a time.
	Yeah, it's book burning.
	Isn't it funny how the left uses the Nazi metaphor exhaustively?
	Yet we're the ones who are having our windows smashed like Kristal Nacht.
	When I did the Manhattan Republican talk, they smashed the windows.
	We're the ones that are having our venues listed with posters.
	Like if there's a Proud Boys meetup, then that venue is banned.
	And Antifa will put posters all over the place saying don't go to this venue or deplatformed, marked.
	That's terrible, isn't it no?
	You know what's funny about Laura Loomer?
	She was banned.
	Her big surge of banning happened after she supported me.
	She supported the defendgavin.com site.
	And they said, well, Gavin's banned, so you're supporting the leader of a hate group.
	So now you're banned.
	And Michelle Malkin was also almost banned because she put up a picture of me and Laura Loomer.
	very incestuous, aren't we?
	Laura's on this show.
	Michelle's Asian.
	You're also Asian.
	Yes, I am.
	It's a very tight circle.
	A lot of Asians.
	A lot of Asians.
	Not gonna lie.
	Great people.
	Very smooth skin.
	Bad eyesight.
	Not the best drivers.
	Feels like porcelain.
	Very bad drivers.
	Bums are small for the most part.
	Rarely big boobs, but when they are, they're always fairly good.
	No badonka dunks to speak of.
	Really?
	Disaster.
	Very rare an Asian has bad tits.
	Very rare.
	Berkey.
	Even the big ones.
	They know he's talking about.
	This guy knows.
	They know.
	They know.
	That's how Trump wants to talk, too.
	I can't wait for him to not be in office to see what he's going to just be a stand-up.
	You know what Trump would love to do right now?
	Sit down with us on this show.
	Not in this studio, a nicer studio, right?
	With better bottle service and have a nice Perrier or whatever he likes and McDonald's and just talk about different races and their body types.
	And their butts.
	The blacks tend to have nice butts.
	Not butts.
	Not always perfect boobs.
	Not reliable with the boobs.
	Conversely, with the Asians, always great boobs.
	Not a lot of butts.
	So if you took one and you bred it with an African man.
	What's her name?
	The black Asian tennis player.
	She probably has a fantastic body.
	I haven't checked out her body.
	He used to do that.
	He would go in Stern and they would go through various people for hours.
	and he'd just be like no you can't be an eight if you have I think he said small boobs.
	I think he said you can't be an eight if you have small tits, which I strongly disagree with as a non-tit man.
	Just to be clear, by the way, when I say I'm a non-tit man, I fully respect tit men.
	And I think they're wonderful people.
	Some of my best friends are tit men.
	I understand them, But it's just not my cup of tea.
	Oh, and then CNN thinks it's a scoop.
	I'm friends with people that are wrong, too.
	I actually don't even know if you're a tit or an Asmit.
	I'm an Aspen.
	Can I say this one tea?
	I believe it's pronounced Aspen.
	I'm an Aspman.
	What are you doing?
	And she's studying algebra.
	And it's like, it was always embarrassing for me to walk in.
	It's too young.
	30 is like a perfect age.
	Absolutely.
	She has enough flat experience.
	She's 35.
	Too much flat experience.
	What is this at 35, Howard?
	It's called checkout time.
	And you possibly say the greatest judge of beauty on this planet.
	In fact, I would create a TV show for you where all you did was just judge women.
	Now, that may be the best idea of all.
	That might be the best idea.
	Hey, liberals, has it occurred to you that there is a modicum of humor in what he's saying there?
	Was he designing policy on that Howard Stern episode, or was he messing around on a comedy show?
	They do the same with Tucker on Bubba the Love Sponge, where he said, yes, I'm an elitist.
	I think he said he has like gold limousine or something.
	There's something gold in his house that his butlers bring him.
	And the Daily Beast just like quoted it verbatim, like we caught him.
	He says he's against elitism.
	He admitted to Bubba the Love Sponge that he's an elitist.
	Whoa.
	By the way, you can be incredibly rich and against the elite.
	It's possible.
	Ronald Reagan was the president of the United States and hated politicians.
	Is it possible that you can be part of a group and say, this group is full of shit?
	I got my frustration with the Glaswegians and the Scots.
	Another book that we just got in the mail, we talked about this with Jim.
	The Bomb Inside My Brain.
	This is Jim Goad's podcast, which I highly recommend, Group Hug.
	And it's just a collection of some of his most profound essays.
	It's relatively apolitical.
	The first essay, of course, is Ode to Bucky Goad about his gay brother who was murdered in Paris.
	If you don't cry when you read The Ode to Bucky Goad, which is available online, you're not a good person.
	You're a shitstain.
	You're a bad man.
	So we've got book burning.
	Jim is avoiding book burning, but if this sells well, he will also be banned.
	Both available at Amazon.
	I was thinking, do we ever bother plugging URLs anymore?
	That seems like a very boomer thing to do.
	No, they could just Google it.
	I'm working on a book right now about all this crazy shit that's happened in the past year.
	And I go, why would I put footnotes?
	Like when I cite an article, all I have to do is say how to be straight.
	Or even if I just said that Milo Yiannapouse was, Amazon refused to buy his book, I don't need a footnote for that.
	Go look it up.
	It's a fact.
	In fact, I'd encourage you to look it up.
	I like doing stuff like that where everything is verifiable.
	For example, that Antifa video we showed last week.
	Go look up Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, Finn Bar Sloanem.
	It's all there for you.
	Go look up the fight.
	I always make it clear on the show when I'm going to go off at a Jonesian tangent and it's just my particular, my personal theories.
	But for the most part, I'm just telling you facts.
	You see that big pause?
	Yes.
	Howard Stern invented those.
	Dead air?
	He's cool with it.
	He invented it.
	He's the first one to say it's okay to have dead air.
	Yeah.
	And in radio, that was verboten.
	That's where they made up that crazy talk.
	All right, guys, coming in live at you.
	We are on WNBR 380 FM.
	We got a great show for doing an amazing.
	They just had to come up with this way where they're constantly chattering.
	Yeah.
	Like in two seconds of dead air was, uh-oh, they're going to change the channel.
	Not anymore.
	You're not going to change the channel.
	We're allowed to breathe on the show.
	Just to let you know how cheap we are, by the way.
	Not only is the AC an issue, not anymore, thank God, because we're getting into fall here and it's 70 degrees, but we also are so cheap we don't have a maid coming into the studio.
	So it'll be totally normal to just see a fly go by.
	We've let the garbage pile up.
	It's only two men here, and men are not great at cleaning up.
	I mean, I'm looking at a dry cleaning receipt and a pen and a little bag from a pin right in front of me here.
	I see two empty cases of white claw.
	There's a strange box in a blue recycling bag.
	What is that?
	That was attracting flies.
	When I touched it, that's just all empty claw.
	But I didn't bother to rinse them out.
	Well, you don't have to bother to rinse them out.
	Throw them in the garbage.
	Take them to the elevators.
	Yeah.
	So that's white claw fruit flies are what we're infested with.
	Yes.
	It's a certain brand of white.
	You know what white claw is?
	It's vodka and soda.
	It's called a vodka soda.
	I don't know why you young people think it's some sort of new invention.
	No, we're too lazy to get vodka and sodi.
	Plus, they don't have ruby grapefruit soda.
	I know at my local pub in the burbs, they're out of white claw and they cannot order it.
	And so the bartenders will go, well, I could try making you this.
	It's called a vodka soda here.
	Bloop, bloop, bloop.
	And these 20-somethings are going, oh my God, this is exactly like White Claw.
	Yeah, it is White Claw.
	Homestyle White Claw.
	It's not like White Claw.
	I'm wearing the new, I like your new sunglasses shirt available at free speech.tv.
	Kind of looks like boobies.
	It's kind of a pro, there's almost like a booby innuendo here.
	But what does this shirt mean besides the story?
	I think it is a representation of just the story, no?
	Yeah, I think it's deeper than that.
	I think it's a mockery of opioid addicts.
	It's a mockery of junkies.
	It's a mockery of phony people.
	It's a mockery of effeminate men.
	The death of testosterone is definitely part of this shirt.
	You know, Michelle was telling me about these jellyfish that have started congregating around this area where freshwater and saltwater collide.
	And for some reason, maybe because it's such a strange part of the universe, the jellyfish have No natural predators.
	So they've lost their ability to sting.
	Now it's still there.
	It exists.
	All the components for the jellyfish sting are there, but if you go and touch it and slap it around and put your hand in there, you won't get stung.
	So they've ceased to sting.
	They've ceased to know how to sting.
	The fact that they don't have a brain might be a part of that.
	But I just thought that's a very telling metaphor for the way us men are in American society.
	We have testosterone.
	It exists, but we don't use it anymore.
	We've lost our ability to sting.
	And one of the reasons might be every time we do, we are severely punished.
	Azizansari, whom I'm not a fan of, by the way, but he goes on a bad date.
	They decide the sex was too aggressive.
	Career vilified.
	Proud boys fight back after being ambushed.
	15 years in prison.
	We're not allowed to be men anymore.
	Little kids run around the playground.
	Little boys.
	Too rambunctious.
	What is that picture of Hooter's chicks you're distracting me with?
	Oh, that's Trump.
	Can you put that up on the screen?
	Yes.
	Because that one on the left is my exact type.
	The two on the right have slight hillbilly vibes.
	Oh, wow.
	But they kind of look like Mad Magazine girls, you know, when the guy's walking behind them and then she turns around and goes, hello.
	Yeah.
	But that one.
	That one right there.
	That one on the left, that's my favorite kind of thing.
	That is a nice thing.
	When an Irish girl has Asiatic eyes.
	Yeah.
	What is that from?
	The Mongols?
	But that black Irish?
	Is that what they're called?
	Yeah, I guess so.
	It must be the Spanish going up there?
	I don't know.
	It's pretty sick, though.
	Anyway, Trump administration is reportedly about to take direct action against big tech giants for their censorship of conservatives and election meddling.
	Little late, Trump, but I'll take it if you can get me back on.
	Last month it was reported that a Trump executive order directed at the likes of Facebook, Google, and Twitter was in the works.
	An announcement could be right around the corner.
	Facebook and Google lawyers are extremely concerned about any potential executive action, but hope to hold it back until after the 2020 election, when they hope Democrats would regain control of the White House and crush any investigations or new powers.
	Texas Attorney General Ken Paxon also recently met with U.S. Attorney General William Barr to discuss a range of options, including antitrust action.
	This is tough for us free speech guys because we hate the idea of the government meddling, right?
	We want total and utter free speech.
	We love the idea of private enterprise.
	And I remember when all of this started, Mark Levin, who helped me get fired at the Blaze, said, why are we complaining?
	We didn't invent these platforms and they don't want us anymore.
	Well, you're not invited.
	You can't complain when you're not invited to a party.
	Make your own party.
	And I understand that mentality.
	But you reach a point where there's a monopoly going on and they start taking over the entire national conversation.
	And we'll talk with Laura about that, about how far-reaching this big tech censorship is.
	But I feel like I'm getting too serious.
	Let's talk about that shrimp we were trying to find yesterday.
	It's not the jumbo shrimp.
	It's the mantis shrimp.
	Mantis shrimp.
	You think we'd need a 20-gallon tank for this?
	I think so.
	Here, go to the wide for a second.
	The wide.
	Wide.
	Where could we put a giant tank if we were to get a mantis shrimp tank?
	We could put it on top, like you said, on top of the thing, but we'd have to raise the camera angle.
	You'd lose desk space.
	Desk space.
	What about somehow here?
	I would love that, but that's really tough.
	Why?
	That shelf would have to be really, really in there.
	And also, it's water next to electronics, which is dangerous.
	We could rebuild this entire area.
	That'd be so good.
	And it could be more of a shelving thing.
	I mean, we'd lose these stupid graphics, but whatever.
	But this could be a whole shelving thing.
	But then we're really dedicating a lot to a mantis shrimp.
	And what messages does that send?
	That we killed.
	We're tough and we punch hard?
	That's kind of cool.
	Yeah.
	He's our mascot.
	He never stops fighting.
	Oh, and that could be cool t-shirts, too.
	The mantis shrimp.
	He never stops fighting.
	The official animal of the G-O-M-L show.
	Yeah, let's do it.
	Well, I'm not sure I want to rebuild that area, but I do like putting more attention to mantis shrimps.
	Yes, we need more attention to mantis shrimps.
	We could have a mantis shrimp cam.
	We'll get another one of these cams.
	Be like, how's the mantis shrimp tank doing?
	And then we'll.
	Dude, that's a way better idea.
	Because there's room over there.
	There's room in the kitchen.
	There's room by the elevators.
	There's 50 other places.
	So all we need is a camera.
	Sorry to have a work meeting live on TV.
	Also, we need more paper.
	And next time you buy ink, you should buy several different ones so we don't have to keep buying it all the time.
	No, it could go in the kitchen where your white claw garbage is.
	And then we could have the mantis cam.
	That would rule.
	What should we, we could name him Eddie.
	Eddie's fine with me.
	You don't sound excited.
	Well, I think we jumped the, I think we're rushing into naming it.
	We have to meet him first.
	Well, I guess that's not the way it works with babies.
	You already have a name in mind before the baby comes out, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, let's take some votes.
	So folks at home, if you're watching, we'd appreciate some Mantis graphics.
	Make sure that it's a very colorful thing.
	It shows how multicultural we are here at the show.
	Of course.
	We're only 75% white here.
	That's right.
	Same as the representation in the population.
	Puppy.
	Representation of the puppy.
	It's a very difficult representation of the papillais.
	And yeah, send us some t-shirt ideas for Eddie the Mantis.
	Don't put a lot of work into Eddie.
	That just came out of my butt.
	It's true.
	But I think we should get...
	That's what I'm guessing because I need 10 gallons for my Cooley loaches and Guppies, and they're tiny guys.
	Tiny guys.
	Little guys.
	Let's watch some of that Mantis shrimp.
	All right.
	The reason I like this video is because you think it's hilarious, And I do not.
	And it's a good example of the difference.
	Also, speaking of colorful.
	Also, speaking of a work meeting, my co-worker here, Ho, spent about two hours working on this today.
	About, no, 30 minutes, I'd say.
	No.
	Why?
	What are you doing with that?
	We have like a huge to-do list, and you think, I'd like to do Gavin's Face on the Joker.
	But it looks so good.
	Does it?
	You can't read Get Off My Lawn.
	That should be a yellow.
	That's not done.
	Yeah, that's not finished.
	I had to stop.
	All right, so let's watch that Mantis video for a sec.
	I wonder if they're expensive.
	You started it at the end.
	That's when it was time coded.
	My bad.
	My bad.
	It's about the mantis shrimp.
	The mantis shrimp is a living fossil of the prehistoric clown that all modern clowns evolved from.
	It is both beautiful and...
	What are you doing to that fish?
	The eyes of the mantis shrimp are among the mantle.
	You think that's funny?
	No, yeah, I wasn't laughing yet.
	I laughed about four times.
	And one of them, when he says, punching the crap out of something, and then he says, it really sucks to be the mantis shrimp's neighbor.
	And then he said, roommate.
	Roommate.
	And then he said, once upon a time, and then he eats a fucking thing.
	He's like, that's it.
	This is like child jokes level.
	Like, clean when kids are watching Nickelodeon or something.
	Or Jim Gaffigan.
	Jim Gaffigan, but Jim Gaffigan's good.
	But he likes bacon.
	Most advanced eyes in the animal kingdom.
	These are very complicated eyes.
	Lots of tiny little eye parts moving in different directions.
	It's impossible to get a read on what these little bastards are thinking.
	Is it bastard?
	No.
	Each of our human eyes creates a single picture, and the two together means that we have binocular vision.
	One of the mantis shrimp's eyes creates three separate images, a trinocular eyeball.
	And it has two of them, which means that it's sex nocular.
	Dirty science.
	Not that.
	Whoa, what was that?
	You can clean your eyeballs?
	That's crazy.
	Human eyes can detect three color wavelengths.
	The mantis shrimp can detect 5,400 of them.
	Just kidding.
	They can detect 12.
	Nine more than we can.
	But it's less impressive now, isn't it?
	Just nine.
	Whatever.
	Imagine.
	That's funny to you?
	Well, it didn't make me laugh now.
	I mean, now this is Morgan Freeman he's doing, right?
	Yes.
	He's trying to do Morgan Freeman.
	Let's hear you're Morgan Freeman.
	Hi.
	I'm Morgan Freeman.
	I like penguins.
	Now watch out, boy.
	I'm Morgan Freeman when I'm young.
	And I'm spicy.
	It's not very great.
	No, do him when he's old.
	Look how cool that shrimp is.
	Yeah, it is pretty cool.
	That is a pretty cool shrimp.
	That's back when God's splooge was just like a complete wild card.
	You didn't know what was going to be born.
	Yeah, they're still lingering.
	That kind of shows you.
	Now, just to be clear, I think animals are losers.
	But the magic goop that started the universe that God used, this is a clear example of just how incredible it is that one little random accidental drop can make a freak like this.
	We have all of the drops in the right spot.
	We're the perfect creations.
	And this is just like one little molecule.
	This is like a teardrop of ours.
	We are like a million mantis shrimps walking around with perfection, thinking, relaying stories, building this camera.
	We are amazing.
	This guy is just kind of okay.
	This is like when you do a cookie cutter out of dough.
	This is like the leftover stuff that isn't a cookie shaped punch.
	Animals are just bebop.
	And what's his name?
	Rocksteady.
	Rocksteady from Ninja Turtles.
	You know what's weird about this mantis shrimp, though?
	Sometimes it looks kind of gray.
	And sometimes it looks awesome.
	I hate if we got one.
	It would gray.
	And it's just sort of like beige.
	That would really shake.
	And they've just been blowing out the colors in these videos.
	Oh, look at this.
	Play it.
	Play it.
	That punch is so powerful that the universe can't even handle it.
	Water moves out of the way so fast that little vacuums are formed called cavitation bubbles.
	These bubbles collapse immediately, and the force of that collapse creates a second shockwave and even generates light and heat.
	That's a Mortal Kombat finishing move shit right there.
	Basically, it sucks to be the Mantis Shrimp's roommate.
	There's just way too much of the punching.
	Wait, there's just way too much of the punching.
	Can't just hand him his own arm?
	That's crazy.
	Have you ever heard the story of the crab and the mantis shrimp?
	One day, that's it.
	That's the whole story.
	Even the octopus, who is quite a badass.
	Who is quite a badass?
	We'll be looking into getting a mantis shrimp.
	There are rumors that they can smash their own fish tank.
	That's not true.
	They're around $100 or around $40 to $100.
	That's quite a range.
	Yep.
	It depends on if you get a female, a male, or a male.
	I want the most colorful one.
	Actually, that would be kind of weird, though, if we made it the mascot and it was a chick, a badass chick who fights.
	That's progressive.
	Yeah, we're not doing that.
	Frankly.
	I think we got to do a whole special.
	This one's cheap.
	On Sweden.
	Well, that's pretty cheap.
	No, that's wall art.
	We just said it's funny if you bought it and goes, I got some good news and some bad news.
	We got our mantis shrimp today.
	It is affordable, but I didn't really read the description, and it's a picture of a mantis shrimp.
	Happy bomber.
	We got to do a whole episode on Sweden.
	They have lost their goddamn minds.
	And I've noticed the left, I saw that New York Times reporter who did the hit piece on Proud Boys.
	I was looking at his Twitter and he was saying that, you'll notice when people criticize Sweden, it's a dog whistle for white nationalism.
	And anyone who has a problem with Sweden is secretly neo-Nazi.
	Dude, they have lost the plot.
	They are ethnomasochist to the point of anti-Semitic.
	They have opened the doors to violent Muslim refugees to the point where Jews are leaving in droves.
	They're going to Israel.
	They're going to Australia.
	They're going all over the world, but Sweden, in the name of tolerance.
	And their big obsession is environmentalism.
	So, not only do they hate themselves for being white and successful, I guess, but they also hate themselves as humans for overpopulating the planet.
	I'm going to try to get Angry Foreigner on the show tomorrow.
	He sent me this video about it where they're actually promoting fascism.
	They want to use fascism to make sure we all follow this climate crap.
	It should be queued up.
	Let's play it.
	It's reaching pretty disastrous levels.
	Pause.
	Because now we have politics.
	Look at her hair.
	Oh, geez.
	Look at her hair.
	What is on your head?
	What is that arrogant beehive you made out of dreads on your goddamn head?
	Look how proud she is of her stupid shith.
	What a loser.
	Can you believe that?
	Look at her.
	Yeah.
	And of course, she's the head of the Environmental Action Protection Committee.
	All right, go back to Foreigner.
	Hey, Angry, if you're watching this, can you find us more info about her?
	I don't read your stupid language.
	She did that after Miss Cleo died as to not get sued.
	That was a language.
	So Alex Jones isn't even a conspiracy theorist anymore, is he?
	Since you smelly climate cretons had to go and prove him right.
	We are now seeing an established term called climate dictatorship.
	Sweden's biggest papers are publishing debate articles advocating that we get rid of democracy and nation states in order to save the climate.
	This one signed by 87 influencers and climate activists has particularly lovely reasoning saying, we obviously can't handle freedom, so please take it away from us, Mr. Prime Minister.
	The headline literally says, run your people over to save the climate.
	End of quote.
	Urging the government to just not let people do anything bad.
	Then when people investigated the offer's social media accounts, they discovered these climate activists use airplanes more than anyone.
	Shitload of fancy trips and flight photos, some even while writing about climate change.
	It's kind of tiresome being right all the time, guys.
	Now I've said for years that the modern left is like the Catholic Church.
	Got a huge, huge, raging hard-on censorship, and of course hypocrisy surrounding all of which is censorship.
	Then you climb clits go advocate for dictatorship and all of a sudden you think you're cleansed from sin.
	You think screeching your shitty opinion is the same as counting 45 Hail Marys.
	And as always, normal people are stuck paying for this shameless projection of upper class assholes.
	Because the irony of it all is that you gotta have money to be environmentally friendly.
	So it's hardly the first thing on a working class mind.
	If someone tries to make you feel guilty about your climate habit.
	What's that called?
	We should make that so other people can see it.
	He talks about Greta Thurnberg in it.
	It's called Greta in the Climate Cult.
	What show is that?
	How many hits?
	It's amazing he's still up.
	He's definitely shadow banned.
	45?
	That's pretty good.
	My insiders at YouTube told me that my Joe Rogan video was shadow banned.
	It made up to 300,000 and then they stopped recommending it.
	Stopped being a recommended video.
	But anyway, he talks about Greta Thurnberg in it, who, in order to show us, maybe you could actually find it in that video because it's pretty good.
	Just scroll through until you see the little kid's face.
	Maybe she's after that.
	When I start lecturing you on how that world works...
	Because it's just a kid.
	How can you be so mean?
	Adults aren't supposed to tell children that they're wrong about something.
	Infopervert.
	Scoundrel.
	Those hate facts away.
	You infopervert.
	Breta has literally been presented as a young prophet, while critique against her is nearly considered hate crime.
	But public figures are supposed to handle tough criticism, satire, and even downright mockery.
	So if Breta really is smart and superior, with a bigger intellect than the entire adult world put together, then how come she can't handle the demands placed on all public figures?
	Oh, it's because she's young.
	You're saying, okay, forget it, forget it, forget it.
	It's weird to play videos like that without people watching the whole thing.
	But yeah, he talks about Greta Thurnberg, who took a yacht, I don't know, from Europe to America or some big long cross-Atlantic trip.
	And it was, you know, just a wind-powered piece of shit.
	I hate sailing.
	I hate it.
	I hate that it exists.
	We have motors now.
	What are we, Polynesians in the year 700?
	I don't want to use a sail.
	A sail?
	What am I, Tom Hanks and Castaway?
	I'm not using a sail.
	I have a motor.
	But she took about six people with her on the trip, the crew members, and they're all flying back.
	So all of those airlines, all of those flights of those six people are obviously way more fuel consumed than if she had just flown by herself with one ticket.
	Nice logic, Broad.
	Nice logic, ladies.
	Is that it?
	It's the zero carbon racing boat.
	Where is it taking her?
	From UK to New York.
	Jesus, that's a brutal trip.
	Yeah.
	I don't want to do that.
	Imagine the waves?
	That could go real wrong.
	It looks like it's all tilty right there, huh?
	That's like a three-week trip, isn't it?
	And that's just with a what that's with like a cruise line that's going.
	I would rather die than do that.
	Can you imagine the blazing sun and then the 50-foot waves that happen in the middle of the Atlantic?
	Or is it the Pacific?
	Most of the crossings are six nights and seven days.
	Look at that.
	No, thank you.
	No thank you.
	By the way, speaking of not knowing if it was the Atlantic or the Pacific.
	Oh, it's Atlantic, by the way.
	Oh, we'll get to that.
	I've got some dumb stuff to tell you in a second.
	Okay, I want to talk about black privilege, and I want to do the mailbag and stuff, but maybe we should talk to Laura.
	Should we talk to Laura?
	Sure.
	Little break there.
	Have you got her on the line?
	Yes.
	I'd like to hit a bumper.
	You want to do cocaine?
	No.
	Because the music of the constantly plays and says nothing to me about my life.
	Laura, are you there?
	I'm here, Gavin.
	How are you?
	I'm good.
	How are you doing?
	I'm doing well.
	I'm running for Congress in Florida's District 21, and so I'm very excited.
	A lot of good things are happening despite the fact that I'm deplatformed.
	What does that mean, running for Congress?
	What will you be doing?
	What will your daily responsibilities be?
	Well, I'll be an elected official, and I'll actually be doing what a representative is supposed to do, and that is be a voice for the constituents and hold people accountable.
	You know, our representatives and elected officials are not supposed to just serve themselves.
	They're supposed to be career public servants.
	And being a career public servant means that you serve your constituents, you serve your country for the greater good of the American people, not just yourself and your own financial and political interests, which is what we see a lot of, if not majority, of the members of Congress currently doing.
	And so people have known me to be an investigative journalist, and they know a lot of things about me.
	And the one thing that is undeniable is the fact that when I say I'm going to do something, I really am going to do that.
	I mean, you've known me for many years now.
	You've known me since I worked at Project Veritas.
	And, you know, I'm a woman of action.
	I don't just talk the talk.
	I actually walk the walk.
	And I'm looking forward to holding people accountable in Congress, just like I've been holding people accountable for many years with my investigative journalism.
	But, you know, now that big tech has silenced me and halted me from doing so, I need to take it to the next level because they think that they can deplatform me.
	But what they don't know is that even if I'm banned on all social media, being an elected official in this country is a bigger platform than all social media combined.
	So here they are deplatforming me, and the end result is going to be me having a bigger platform than I ever had before.
	Because once I'm elected to the United States Congress, and I will be elected to the United States Congress, they're going to be forced to talk about me and the issues that I want to talk about.
	You sound very confident.
	You keep saying I'm going to win.
	You know, I'm going to win, right?
	Yeah, I am.
	I mean, you should just start calling me Congresswoman now, Gavin.
	Okay, Congresswoman Limer.
	What are your priorities when you get into office?
	What do you want to focus on?
	Well, people can go to my campaign website, LauraLumerForCongress.com, and I have several videos that I've already produced that outline a lot of my issues.
	But of course, one of the key components of my campaign, and like I said, why I'm running for Congress, is to address the civil rights violations of Americans that are taking place at the hands of big tech fascists in Silicon Valley.
	And we are losing our constitutional rights down the line from the First Amendment to the Second Amendment until eventually they're all completely eradicated by big tech.
	They're coming for the First Amendment and now through their algorithms and through their censorship, they're trying to come for the Second Amendment by using devices to spy on people in their home to determine.
	I don't know if you saw this proposal that's put forth in something called HARPA.
	It's a policy that they're working on to, I guess, determine whether people are mentally ill or not able to or able to own a weapon based off of data that big tech collects on you.
	And nobody in Congress is addressing this issue.
	People know that Republicans and conservatives really all around the world are being censored and silenced and having their civil rights violated.
	But the conversation is so surface level in this country.
	It's Facebook, it's Google, it's Twitter.
	But it's much more severe, as you and I both know, as some of the most banned people in this country, Gavin.
	The banks are shutting people down.
	The payment processors are shutting people down.
	We're seeing people denied service at restaurants as if we're living in the 1950s during the civil rights era, right?
	People aren't able to get apartments.
	There have been Trump supporters denied leases in apartment buildings because people find out what their political affiliation is.
	You have people being beaten in the streets and pummeled and nearly beaten to death by Antifa because they're wearing MAGA hats.
	I mean, this is a crisis in our country.
	And unfortunately, our civil rights laws on book right now don't really list political affiliation as a protected class.
	But I strongly believe that it should be.
	And when I'm elected to Congress, and I will be elected to Congress, I'm going to make sure that that is something that is changed.
	I think that people need to be protected in this country for their political views.
	And we really need to crack down on big tech and break them up and hold them accountable.
	There is no accountability.
	Jack Dorsey, Mark Zuckerberg, and all the CEOs of these companies like Google, and you can just go down the line, they all deserve to be imprisoned.
	They committed perjury.
	If you or I lied to Congress, we would be in jail for a very long time, if not the rest of our life.
	And so I want to know why these liberal billionaires in Silicon Valley, who are mega donors to the Democrat Party, are above the law.
	Well, Laura, I'm glad you're going to win because it's so rare you hear a politician get brave about big tech censorship.
	I don't think people understand that the First Amendment built this country.
	And when you trample on free speech, you trample on America.
	Yeah, you're absolutely right.
	And when I am elected, I'm really looking forward to hearings because this is something that I would love to address from the very first day that I get sworn in as a member of Congress is the big tech and social media bias.
	Because like I said, it's no longer just a First Amendment issue.
	It is now a civil rights issue in this country.
	And for some people, it's a matter of life or death.
	And it's very scary because every single day you see advancements in this big brother mentality where now they're talking about how by 2023, big tech wants to use biometrics.
	That's for those of you who don't know what biometrics is, that's identification through your bodily features.
	And so a lot of you probably already use like facial recognition on your iPhones or whatever.
	They want that to be a main payment processor.
	So when you go to the grocery store, they want you to just look into the scanner to pay for your groceries.
	They want your ATMs to operate based off of biometrics.
	And so we're getting to a point now where potentially bodies could be banned in the near future.
	And we're not talking about, you know, 50 years from now.
	we're in 2019.
	They're talking about 2023.
	They want to do this.
	So we've already seen that they're banning people from banks, right?
	I and many other conservatives and pro-Trump activists had had our Chase Bank accounts shut down or temporarily suspended.
	We're seeing people banned on PayPal.
	We're seeing people banned on Coinbase as well.
	So even with the rise of cryptocurrency, some people still are being banned on these alternative platforms.
	But the interesting thing about cryptocurrency is that it is a alternative path for people to kind of beat and bypass the censorship.
	Well, the fascists in Silicon Valley can't have that.
	And so that's why Facebook is trying to work on something called Libra, which is their vision of basically controlling cryptocurrency.
	So imagine how disastrous this can be.
	They control the internet.
	They control the news.
	They're already trying to develop news tabs to see what people can see.
	They want to control your currency.
	So once they get control of that and they're in control of payment processors and then we're using a facial recognition system through biometrics, what do you think is going to happen when they decide to deem somebody dangerous through their bodily features, just like you and I have been deemed dangerous?
	Well, it sounds like you're talking about China.
	They have that whole social credit score, and that always sounded absurd and crazy to us, but here we are in the thick of it in America.
	Well, it's worse than the social credit score because what do you do if your currency for getting around and moving in society is your biometrics and you're banned?
	That means your body is banned.
	So what do they do with banned bodies?
	Do we start killing people whose bodies are banned?
	What do we start doing with people whose bodies are effectively banned by these tyrants in Silicon Valley who want to digitally exterminate people?
	What do we do?
	What do you do when a body is banned?
	They starve to death?
	I don't know.
	It's an episode of Black Mirror come to life.
	I don't know.
	But this is what we need to address.
	And, you know, one of the most underreported things that happened in the last few months is when executives from Facebook had to testify in front of Congress and they were talking about Libra and they were being questioned.
	And one representative asked them, so, you know, you recently deemed people dangerous and you banned people like Laura Loomer, Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Gavin McGinnis, and you said that they were dangerous individuals and they can't use your services.
	Well, as an entity, is Libra going to be available?
	Are these financial services going to be available to people deemed dangerous?
	And they said, oh, we don't know.
	We're still trying to figure that out.
	So just imagine, just imagine if we end up getting Democrat leadership and this entire country becomes communist, the value of the dollar plummets and people start relying on cryptocurrency or people start relying on alternative digital forms of currency that are effectively controlled by Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who have interests and are actively trying to acquire these crypto projects.
	What are people who are Republican or are conservative or to the right of Karl Marx, what are they supposed to do to survive?
	How do they get the resources to survive in this society in which the tech tyrants control your livelihood?
	Well, you're in Congress to answer that question, and we look forward to it.
	When will we know whether you've won or lost?
	Sorry, let me rephrase that.
	When will we be celebrating your victory as a member of Congress?
	Well, the election is next year, November of 2020.
	So it's the same day as the presidential election.
	The primary is in August.
	And, you know, it's very interesting because Jack Dorsey had a policy where members, well, people running for Congress would be able to have verified Twitter accounts.
	Well, Twitter literally changed their policy the day after I filed to make it so that you can only get a verified Twitter account after you win your primary.
	Well, gee, that just, you know, what a coincidence that is.
	Florida only happens to have the latest primary in the country out of all the states, their primary being in August of next year, 11 weeks from the general election.
	So you can see that they're targeting me.
	These people are very terrified of me.
	I've already been successful with my litigation.
	My antitrust lawsuit against Google, Apple, Facebook, and Twitter is headed to the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals.
	And big tech tried to get my appeal dismissed, and they were not successful.
	My Facebook defamation case here in Palm Beach has already been moved forward and assigned to a judge, and it will be going to trial next year.
	Facebook tried to get that case dismissed, and the judge said no.
	So I'm taking these people on, and I'm going to win.
	Not only am I going to win my lawsuits, but I will become a member of Congress with people's support, with your followers and your viewers and your subscribers' support.
	And if you want to be a part of this historic effort to break up big tech and finally put a real representative and a real fighter for the silent majority in Congress, you can go to lauralumerforcongress.com, donate today, sign up to volunteer.
	I'm not on social media, obviously, so you'll just have to sign up for my email updates.
	Beautiful, Laura.
	It was fun checking in with you.
	Rock on.
	Thanks, Gavin.
	Thanks, Gavin.
	How could you not like that song?
	Maybe?
	No, one.
	Oh.
	I could understand maybe if you're sort of a 14-year-old who only likes death metal and you think that's gay.
	That's fine.
	You're a young man.
	Your testosterone is coursing through your veins like fire.
	I get it that you don't like anything slow.
	I was the same way.
	I remember on the album I Against Die with Bad Brains, I would skip the needle over the song Secret 77 because it was too soft.
	77, Secret 77.
	I like that one.
	Have mercy on the poor.
	You could tell he was losing his mind even back then.
	But being an adult, say over 20, how could you not love the Smiths?
	Okay, let's take a second here to talk about black privilege.
	I've noticed a lot of stories that don't fit the narrative instantly vanish into thin air.
	And the common understanding with the judicial system is that blacks have it much worse than whites.
	And this is based on the fact that more blacks are in jail than whites.
	It's possible that blacks are committing more crimes than whites, and that's why they're there.
	But then I've had arguments like this with people, informed people, who say, oh, yeah, what about gun laws?
	You know, look, if a white guy with a gun gets caught, it's erased.
	And if a black guy has a gun, he's looking at instantly five years.
	And I looked into it and I didn't notice that.
	I noticed there was a lot more gun charges with black people, but that doesn't mean that black people are being treated unfairly.
	It just means in New York City, more black people have illegal guns than white people, which makes sense.
	And we actually have a buddy, Clark Kemp, we call him.
	I don't even know his real name.
	And he was caught with a handgun in Brooklyn.
	He was dating a girl.
	He came home and she was cheating on him.
	So he fought the guy.
	She freaked out, called the cops.
	The cops came over.
	He said, he was hitting me.
	And they go, they knew it was bullshit right away because the two guys were ripped to shreds and bleeding and she looked perfect.
	And they go, these guys seem pretty messed up, but you seem like no one touched you.
	It's almost like these guys were having a fight and you freaked out.
	And she goes, okay, I just feel unsafe.
	And they go, okay, well, we'll get rid of these guys.
	Did either of them have anything that can hurt you?
	And she goes, he's got a gun.
	And he just goes, oh, shirk.
	So they go to his car, they find the gun.
	He gets, he was looking at five years and eventually gets down to a couple months.
	No, I think it was four months he spent in Rikers.
	We would visit him there pretty regularly.
	And I asked the DA at the time, is that white privilege that he got away with four months instead of five years?
	And he goes, actually, it was the opposite.
	He said that statistically in the Bronx, for example, 80% of people caught with a handgun, first-time offenders, no record, they just get away with probation.
	80%.
	But in this case, he thinks the prosecution, he wasn't involved in the case, he thinks the prosecution was concerned that it would look like white privilege.
	So what they do is so they don't get in shit for being too nice to the white guy, they overdo it and make sure he doesn't get away, even though it's a first-time offense, even though he was headed back to Hawaii.
	He doesn't even live in Brooklyn.
	Yeah, that reminds me of my greenhouse job when I worked at a greenhouse with all Mexicans.
	They hated me.
	They didn't hate me, but they had disdain because they thought I was getting treated better and paid better.
	But my boss would go out of his way to treat me like, you know, worse in front of them.
	So because that's his main crew.
	So I got it on both ends.
	Nice.
	And were you just a better worker?
	I was mediocre.
	I mean, they definitely worked better.
	Wait a minute.
	So they'd work there longer.
	So why do they think you got treated better?
	Because I wasn't Mexican.
	And I was also, my grandfather was a truck driver there.
	He would do the deliveries for like the big trucks full of.
	Sounds like they worked harder than you and you got treated better.
	No, I did not.
	Well, that's not a good story.
	We need like concrete examples of you making your point.
	You can't just say, I didn't.
	I just know I didn't.
	I just know.
	Whatever, ho.
	True dat.
	Okay.
	So I'm going to give us some examples of black privilege in the judicial system.
	And I think it's a...
	The examples I was just talking about could go back a long time.
	But there's definitely a new thing going on in post-Trump era where you really want to bury stories that don't involve MAGA.
	So we had a trans shooter, if you recall, a mass shooting that involved a trans student who was an anchor baby.
	His parents were illegal.
	He was born here.
	He shot up a school.
	How often did you hear about that?
	How many articles were there about the trans shooter who shot up a school?
	Was there any?
	I don't remember any because it doesn't fit the narrative.
	What was this?
	Was the media silent about a Democrat transgender Colorado shooting suspect?
	Yeah, Snopes is such shit.
	It really is like terrible.
	It's unknown whether the political leanings of purported gender identity of either suspect is relevant to the crime.
	That's the answer.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's unbelievably terrible.
	Well, then don't pull it up.
	Snopes has been debunked a million times.
	Yeah, it's terrible.
	Yeah, it was just totally ignored.
	Or how about mentioning the fact that the Dayton shooter was Antifa?
	How about getting into that story that he called Faith Goldie a Nazi and his politics were totally in lined with the alt left?
	No one talked about the dangers of the alt-left and how it can lead to a mass shooting.
	That was totally ignored.
	Or maybe Antifa's first mass killer, and that's the New York Post, which is considered pretty right-wing.
	Or what about the kid at the school who had a shirt that said smash the patriarchy, and then he got in a fight with cops who just told him to leave because he brought a gun to the school.
	And as they were wrestling, he shot at the cops and they killed him.
	Death by cop.
	That was another example of an Antifa death.
	No media reporting whatsoever.
	But when they find someone like George Zimmerman, who's Peruvian, they go, white man murdered someone.
	Or that other weird half-Filipino guy with the hair plugs, they make him white.
	And they literally lighten him in photographs to make him look less, whatever he was, Pilipina?
	It would be Pilipino, but yes.
	Pilipino, yes, you're right.
	How do you feel about the Pilipinos?
	You guys, you Japanese people think they're below you, right?
	Nah I think the Pilipinos are fine They just No, that's Pinocchios.
	Oh, gotcha.
	Okay.
	They're my favorite kind of Asian.
	Because they can drink and they're sort of like the Italians of Asia.
	Speaking of Pinocchio, Jap pedos are my least favorite Asian.
	That's got, I mean, come on.
	It was fine.
	I'm not a pun guy, though.
	It was fine, but.
	What are puns?
	I mean, oh, you said The word to sound like a different word, but that's not what the word means.
	Woo!
	It's basically just using a word wrong.
	If I want to hear words used wrong, I'll call Uber.
	Listen to the guy talk on the way to the airport.
	D'Angelo Parnell, 17, has been charged with nine counts of attempted murder after turning himself into police on Saturday morning, according to a spokesperson for the Mobile Police Department.
	The mainstream media totally ignored, what did I say?
	The mainstream media totally ignored this mass shooting at a football game because the shooter was black.
	He shot at an entire crowd, injured 10 people.
	Good thing he doesn't have good aim.
	And this story died.
	You got to go to InfoWars to hear about D'Angelo Parnell.
	Where did this story go?
	It's now, what are we?
	It's almost September 11th.
	Crazy.
	We should do, I want to do a special for September 11th.
	Special podcast.
	And then we'll do the real podcast also on Thursday.
	Maybe we'll do that today and then release it late tonight.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	Oh, it says tomorrow.
	You're right.
	Right.
	Is it tomorrow?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, every year I get repissed and I watch stuff about it.
	Oh, really?
	Yep.
	Every year I get rapists.
	Oh, Jesus.
	That's a pun, though.
	It's different words that don't mean the thing, but sound like that's funny.
	Or how about this other one?
	35-year-old Celicia Hunt.
	Her brother Mike has had a horrible time in grade school.
	Law enforcement officials apprehended a suspect Friday for reportedly throwing a lit Molotov cocktail in the lobby of a U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services office in Florida.
	She walked into the office, tossed a bottle of gasoline with a lit fuse.
	The fuse, however, detached from the bottle before it could ignite.
	No one was reported as injured.
	How is that not a story everywhere?
	Oh, because she wasn't wearing a MAGA hat.
	Can you conceive of her wearing?
	And you know what was funny?
	The other guy that did get some publicity, the guy who went there to kill ICE members, that story was reported, but it was totally misreported.
	That story was reported as sweet old man, member of the resistance, who died as a martyr trying to destroy an ICE truck so they couldn't round up illegals.
	That's not true.
	So much is going on here.
	I met a guy at this burger joint last night in the Burbs.
	I hadn't seen him in a while.
	He used to be a DA.
	And he said, I'm really sorry to hear about your boys.
	That charge is insane.
	And I go, in the trial, they say that I called Obama a monkey.
	And that made it to the transcripts.
	And he goes, yeah, I read that.
	You didn't say that?
	Can I sue the DA?
	Like, my neighbors think I called Obama a monkey now.
	Right.
	And so it's fake news.
	And fake news isn't just in the news.
	It's in the courts.
	And what happened with that sweet old man who was a man.
	Brans Bronson.
	Yeah.
	Pull him up.
	He went there.
	He had tons of magazines for assault rifles.
	He was going to empty them.
	Cars don't need that.
	So he had the bomb.
	The bomb wasn't necessarily for the truck.
	The bomb could have been for the actual ICE facility itself.
	And why did he have so much ammunition?
	He was going to shoot them as they finished the shift.
	He just got out there too early.
	And he missed the shift change.
	If he got the shift change, and for some reason this facility is a gun-free zone.
	That's disturbing.
	Oh, go back up to that little...
	Which one?
	No, the plaque thing, the beautiful drawing with a little laurel below it.
	Look at that.
	Rest in power.
	Apparently, Sean King, he scrubbed it off his Twitter or something, but he was scrolling.
	He praised it.
	That same group that he was on, I think they're called Redneck Revolt.
	They were well praised by CNN.
	And that guy with the frizzy hair who shot on Tucker, well, Ramos William, what the hell is his name?
	The CNN guy who's got the Wraith Show.
	He did a big puff piece on them.
	Redneck Revolt.
	So, yeah, they did report on that guy, but they turned it into a sweet old martyr.
	That was a major mass killing that was avoided.
	The fact that that man was killed, your sweet Antifa martyr, means that dozens of lives were saved.
	This woman, Celicia Hunt, who threw a Molotov cocktail into the ICE facility, that also was dozens of lives of deaths avoided.
	And then, of course, we have D'Angelo Parnell, who shot up the football game.
	But here's another one.
	Last one I'm going to do.
	Remember that horrific video about two years ago where they took some MAGA supporter who was mentally disabled?
	I think he was about 16.
	And he was wearing a MAGA hat, God forbid.
	And they took him into some apartment, brought him by the window, and beat the shit out of him, cut him, cut his shirt open, cut him till he was bleeding, beat and terrorized him, literally tortured him.
	And they made him drink toilet water, too, right?
	They tied him up.
	So that's kidnapping.
	They made him drink toilet water, made him say a whole bunch of crazy stuff.
	Major felonies there.
	Major felonies for everyone involved.
	What are they facing?
	Nothing.
	Can you play?
	Not one of these four should have got away with it.
	Woman pleads guilty to hate crime in beating of disabled teen live on Facebook.
	So she didn't just beat someone because they had different views than her.
	She beat a mentally disabled man who had different views than her.
	And what did she get away with?
	Probation.
	Let's just show some of that insane.
	They can't show it on the news because it was too horrific.
	What they said on that Facebook video.
	Authorities saying tonight he was targeted because of his disability and his race.
	ABC's Alex Perez in Chicago.
	There was three components there.
	Tonight, police are using this word reprehensible to describe this 30-minute video that was carried live on Facebook.
	In the video, we are blurring the victim's face.
	Authorities say an 18-year-old mentally challenged white man is targeted.
	He can be seen cowering in a corner as he is assaulted by four young black adults.
	Look out.
	Tied up.
	Bound and gagged, you can hear the victim being taunted and beaten, his scalp cut, police say, and the suspects using social media to show what they were doing as they were doing it.
	Today, the four suspects charged with hate crimes.
	Actions in that video are reprehensible.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So there's three components there.
	Actually, there's four.
	One, he was attacked because he was white.
	Two, they didn't care that he was disabled.
	That doesn't give him a pass.
	Three, they attacked him because he was a MAGA supporter.
	And four, imagine being so arrogant, so sure of yourself that you post that live on Facebook.
	That's how sure you are that you're right and they're wrong and there's no such thing as ramifications.
	Imagine living with that little discipline in your life.
	That's the life without fathers.
	And we know they didn't have dads.
	The odds are three in four African Americans in America are born without dads.
	So it's looking like at least three of those four.
	And also, I think some of them did get charges.
	So it's not like everyone got away with probation, but they all should have received felony charges.
	If it was MAGA guys doing it to a disabled teen, I mean, they'd have hundreds of years in prison.
	This looks like if they remade Dick Tracy, but they blackified it.
	Like, these are the villains.
	That's nice.
	It's a motley crew.
	All right.
	Let's lighten things up with the mailbag, shall we?
	Okay, we shall.
	I didn't give you much warning, but you should know by the notes that we're running time.
	Look how cheap I am.
	We're out of ink, so all my notes are in orange.
	Aren't you glad?
	Honor, Mike.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together and sail back.
	Let me touch it.
	This is a letter from Mike.
	Myself, a friend of mine, are speaking at a conference in New Jersey on Friday and Saturday.
	We're wondering, or we're planning arriving in New York City.
	He's bringing his son.
	I think that's great, but I'm obviously going to be a third wheel, so I'm just planning on bowing out and spending the day by myself, seeing cool things.
	I think this guy's British.
	Drinking good coffee, eating good food, and drinking great beer.
	Where would you recommend that I go?
	Is there a neighborhood where I can do all four of those things at once?
	Thanks, Gavin.
	Mike.
	What am I, a fucking tour guide?
	We're not friends, viewers of the show.
	I don't understand this rapport we have with our viewers.
	Maybe it's like a punk thing that started with the clash where you could just go and all be part of a group.
	I'm not punk anymore.
	We're not part of the same group.
	We both have a lot in common.
	And yeah, there's a free speech movement going on.
	That doesn't mean you can just email me for touring tips.
	I'll be your friend.
	I'll help you.
	I'll be your friend.
	I'll help you.
	I'll help you.
	Okay, you tell him what?
	All right.
	Well, I'll respond to them on my mailbag pilot.
	No, tell him now.
	Okay.
	What should he do in New York City?
	First, go to the Strange Love Bar.
	That's our top Proud Boys mega bar.
	Definitely the Strange Love Bar.
	But that's on 53rd and 3rd, where there's not much to do.
	Yeah.
	It's a weird, crazy little strip, 53rd and 3rd, 3rd I'm talking about, where there's tons of bars and nightlife and there's projects and rich people.
	It's like New York just for one block.
	And then it's back to Midtown office buildings all around that.
	It's an island of old school New York in a sea of corporate buildings.
	So unless you're already around there, you wouldn't want to do that.
	I love Bryant Park.
	It's the only privately run park in the city.
	Central Park, of course, requires a promenade, a nice walk, get on the boat.
	It's kind of weird to go by yourself on a boat.
	But if you're meandering, I'm not allowed to do this even though I created it, but I created a place in Brooklyn called Williamsburg.
	When I moved Vice there, it was a dangerous shithole full of crackheads, and we slowly gentrified it, built it up, brought in the gays, made it the hipster spot, and now it's a fantastic place.
	And it sort of spreads all the way to East Williamsburg, which is Bushwick.
	You don't want to go too far, by the way, east, or you'll end up in East New York.
	But Williamsburg, you get off the train, the L train at Bedford, and just wander around.
	Sort of go and consent.
	Concicular?
	Concentric?
	Circular?
	Concentrically away from the Bedford stop.
	And you'll see all kinds of cool bars and venues.
	And it's crime-free.
	It's sort of like the 80s East Village, Sans, Kraken, Heroin.
	And the fucking chicks are all smoke shows without exceptions.
	In fact, when I lived there, I only left there a few years ago.
	I was pushing for Sharia Law in that area because the girls were too hot and it was distracting.
	Besides that, there's the East Village, Lower East Side, and that's about it.
	Right?
	Well, I mean, if you're, if you're, let's say you go to Strange Love, right?
	Right next to it, not too far, a couple blocks up.
	You can go on the, I like free stuff, but it's also like kind of like a ride.
	So you go to the Roosevelt, the Roosevelt Island, like little tram.
	Tram?
	Yeah, it's nice to see a shithole like Roosevelt Island.
	Roosevelt Island's a shithole.
	You come right back.
	And then here's another thing.
	Well, you drink before you do this.
	So you drink at Strange Love, and then you come back.
	Now you're a little tit.
	And then you go to Battery Park, Lower Manhattan.
	They've got a nice view there.
	And then you take the Staten Island Ferry, and it's another nice thing.
	It gives you Statue of Liberty for free.
	You know what I did the first time I took the Staten Island Ferry when I first moved here?
	Me and who's now my wife, my girlfriend at the time, we hid as stowaways so the ticket collectors couldn't catch us.
	And then he parks at Staten Island, and they empty the whole thing, and we're like around a corner, and the ticket collector finally catches us because I'm peeking out, and he goes, what are you doing?
	And I go, oh, shit.
	Hey.
	And he goes, you know, this is free, right?
	Oh, all right.
	Good to know.
	Nice view, though, right?
	I can crawl out from under this bench.
	That's hilarious.
	Yeah, but so.
	But don't do that.
	53 and 3rd is boring.
	Lower Manhattan is kind of cool in the day.
	There's that weird new bronze-looking honeycomb thing.
	Oh, what about the long walk that they opened up recently around the West Village?
	What's it called?
	The Long Mile?
	No.
	The High Line?
	The High Line.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's around the same area where the Honeycomb is, too.
	No, the Honeycomb is way south, Manhattan.
	No, no, no.
	We went through this.
	Oh, we fought about this.
	Yes.
	It wasn't a fight.
	It was a victory on my end, and it was brutal.
	We had a fight, and you won.
	That's fine.
	No, it wasn't a fight.
	Shut up.
	It was pummeling.
	So there, Mike, you got your answer.
	And from now on, if anyone asks that, just go to this clip.
	We're not friends.
	It's like the guy from Australia who said, if you want to save any kind of credibility, you'll explain to me how I get my tickets back.
	I've got 300, with all the different social media I still have, YouTube, Parlor, Telegram, I have about half a million subscribers.
	And before that, I had half a million on Twitter and whatever on Instagram and all that, another 100,000.
	So the fact that someone with like a million people who are familiar with them, at least a million people follow me or are familiar with my stuff, I don't talk to a million people.
	Can you imagine talking to a million people?
	I have a question.
	I want to get a good burrito.
	What do you think, Chipotle?
	I have a question.
	I got another one.
	Oh, actually, we'll just read it here.
	I included it.
	Hello, Gavin.
	This is from some dude named Brian.
	I stuck up for you in my college class when my teacher said white supremacy is alive and well in America.
	Look at the Proud Boys.
	Now, this is different.
	The first guy's asking me for tourism tips.
	This guy's telling a story that's relevant to our show.
	So that's a different type of letter.
	This is a great letter.
	And to be clear, his professor used Proud Boys as proof that white supremacy is alive and well.
	They love the term alive and well when it comes to racism.
	Jim Goad over at Tacky Mag did a whole article on how often they say alive and well.
	It's almost like it's become inseparable from racism.
	Like the word profusely.
	People sometimes say sweating profusely, but they usually say bleeding profusely.
	But no one says like crying profusely.
	So profusely is sort of in an arranged marriage with sweating and bleeding, and you don't really see it anywhere else.
	Alive and well is pretty much racism's bitch and it can't be used for anything else.
	No one says women's lacrosse is alive and well in Alaska.
	I had to stick up for you.
	So I said that you are married to a Native American.
	You used to fight Nazi skinheads and the Proud Boys are a multiracial group.
	I mean the last one is only the only truly relevant one out of all that.
	My teacher laughed at me along with the rest of the class.
	And he told me that the Bolshevik communists used to fight Menshevik communists in Russia during the 1910s.
	So it doesn't mean shit if you were fighting Nazis because you seem like one yourself.
	Oh, I see.
	So communists used to fight communists.
	Muslims fight Muslims.
	So the fact that I used to fight Nazis means I could still be a Nazi.
	Okay.
	That's fair, actually.
	Like that was infighting or something.
	Yeah.
	At that point, there was no reasoning with them and I accepted that the world ended in 2012 and everything since then has been a simulated clown world.
	No, the real evidence here is the multiracial group.
	How the hell the left got away with portraying blacks as members of a white supremacist group boggles the mind.
	And I'm sorry to repeat myself, but I always say to these journalists, there's your story.
	Interview these black white supremacists.
	What do they do?
	When the conversation starts having too many N-words, do they go to the separate part of the bar and just wait it out?
	Are these are the most masochistic?
	That's basically like a BDSM club now.
	They're masochists who like abuse.
	Do they also get on all fours and become tables and the white supremacists rest their beer on their backs?
	What world have you created in your silly fairy land?
	He also adds this addendum where he says, F you and your advice.
	I guess he doesn't want to appear too sycophantic.
	He says, I went three days without using shampoo and my dandruff was so bad, it looked like someone sprinkled a teaspoon of flour all over my head.
	Not to mention the oil and acne on my scalp made me look like a homeless man with maple syrup stuck to his hair.
	You've got to give it some time.
	You have been drying out your scalp with shampoo.
	And someone else asked about this.
	They said, you said never put soap in your hair.
	Do you mean shampoo?
	Yes.
	Don't put anything in your hair when you're in the shower.
	I put Razak in my hair like brill cream.
	But as far as in the shower to wash it, don't use any shampoo, any conditioner, nothing.
	It makes you bald.
	Now, yes, you might find you're a little greasy when you first start it and maybe a little dandruffy.
	That's because your body's readjusting.
	Eventually, the dandruff will stop and your body will stop producing so much grease.
	It's producing so much grease because you were drying it out on a daily basis with your stupid shampoo and conditioner.
	You're a slave to shampoo.
	I just use water.
	Water, baby.
	What are you looking at?
	Oh, what a big man you are.
	Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum.
	I'll show you how to chew it.
	An Al Pacino soundboard?
	So you've been waiting for the right moment to use your Al Pacino soundboard.
	And you said F you to seem like a fan?
	And then I was going to go, fuck you two.
	But there wasn't enough time.
	It's amazing when you listen to Howard Stern how fast Fred is on the soundboard.
	That was fast.
	I want to see his soundboard.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, really.
	Finally, this very verbose writer writes in, and while criticizing me in my show and my fact-checking, he says, you said Corey Booker grew up privileged.
	True.
	But you're ignoring the fact that he voluntarily lived in the shittiest part of Newark, New Jersey for eight years to see what it was like to live as a low-income American.
	Did he now?
	Corey Booker lived in Newark in one of the most crime-ridden shitholes in the Northeast where it's totally normal to see someone get shot in the head.
	You think a rich kid like Corey Booker would live in Newark for more than maybe eight minutes?
	Corey Booker lived in Newark about as much as Bill Clinton went to his famed Harlem office.
	I bet you Bill Clinton has been to his famed Harlem office, I'm going to say three times.
	So Daily Caller actually went there to research this.
	Don't play the first video.
	That's about Whitney Houston's daughter.
	But that video, yeah.
	Let's see how often, and actually, let's talk to Corey Booker's neighbors about their neighbor Corey, who's always coming over with potluck.
	And hey, can I borrow a light bulb?
	He's a real pillar of the community over there in Newark.
	Candidacy to be New Jersey's next United States Senator.
	The reality is I lived in a very tough neighborhood.
	I moved into the place sector of our city with the most shootings.
	It ain't like he's here because he ain't never here.
	Corey is never here.
	Where does Booker live?
	Well, I know he don't live on Hawthorne because when I did the 2010 census and I knocked on the door and asked, you know, introduce myself as the censor taker, I was told by the officers that that was a police station.
	You can't possibly live in a police station.
	Yeah, does he still live here?
	He never did.
	He never did?
	No.
	Why did he say he did live here?
	The security guards live here.
	Are you a tenant?
	No, I'm one of the security.
	The security guards?
	So he's yelling it out from the window.
	We've made real progress.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	I never thought of this.
	Those detectives don't live there.
	People have been to his house, knocked on his door, say it's really sparse, like a mattress on the floor kind of thing.
	So I don't think the detectives even live there.
	I think the detectives are paid to occupy that space just so there's, you know, someone picking up the mail and doing stupid crap like that and walking in with a six pack of beer so it looks lived in.
	Who's paying for that?
	I bet it goes under the budget of a security detail.
	So I'll bet you anything, New Jersey taxpayers are literally paying for this lie.
	What a joke.
	What a scam artist.
	His parents are hardworking black IBM executives who busted their ass their whole lives and made the Booker name what it is today.
	And he's just flushing it down the toilet.
	His parents must be deeply ashamed of their lying piece of shit, son.
	We've raised the quality of life.
	Did he do anything else for the city or not?
	No.
	He has hurt African Americans in this city worse than anyone else.
	Coolibo does not let him.
	Only his bodyguards live in.
	Why did he say he lived there?
	To tell the people in North Day.
	To just keep doing stuff.
	When I took office, people said we couldn't get crime rates down, but today is that folders or records?
	It doesn't look like folders.
	No, they're all the exact same size.
	Those look like LPs.
	Maybe.
	Is he at a radio station?
	People said we couldn't get crime rates down, but today the streets are safer.
	He supposed to stop the violence in Newark, but he don't.
	Everything is all the time.
	But you know what they're called?
	A robbery, theft.
	These people are losing their grandchildren, their children on these streets out here.
	But crime is still down.
	No, it's not.
	In Newark, we brought everybody together.
	He has divided this community.
	He has divided the Latinos and the black community.
	This was the experience I've had as a leader in Newark.
	It is the unique experience I will bring to Washington.
	Democrats are not the one to Corby Booker.
	Isn't it funny?
	Like right out of a comedy sketch when he says, it's the unique experience I will be bringing to Washington.
	And then he has to wipe his brow with sweat.
	That's what I always do when I'm pretending to be a liar.
	I wipe my brow.
	All right, we're out of time.
	We've had a very full show.
	We've learned a lot.
	But I think while shitting on Newark, I should also make a point of shitting on Brooklyn.
	And I plugged it with Williamsburg.
	But there's a lot of Brooklyn that absolutely sucks and produces human garbage.
	Like this guy, for example, the rapper Sub Oxone, who I believe has a tattooed beard?
	I hope not.
	I think he does.
	This is our final going out video.
	This is definitely someone from Rikers.
	In my opinion.
	So he's tattooed his eyelids.
	What's the music coming from?
	A different phone?
	Yeah, or a computer maybe thing?
	Young niggas.
	I forgiving the way they gonna come tighten up your shit.
	I ain't playing around with this bitch, bro.
	You better get your gifts.
	You need my DMs.
	I'ma give it a dick.
	You gonna really be sick.
	Fuck you mean I'm sliding around in trapping room with sticks.
	What you talking about?
	Got some niggas on my pay, bro.
	They killed a whole family, nigga.
	I don't even know.
	Cops ain't coming around here.
	I got to come down.
	They killed a whole family, nigga.
	I don't even know.
	Thanks for is his beard tattooed on?
	I don't think you can shave something that thin.
	What the fuck was that?
	Yeah, what you talking about, nigga?
	Niggas talking about dope.
	They ain't never seen the fake.
	All you scares I move the whole slab, but the fuck you talking about.
	That's your 30 seconds.
	That was really good.
	Thank you, suboxone, for that little piece of New York culture.
	Suboxone should be subhumone.

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