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July 23, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E40 - THANKS FOR THE $100K!

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	Get off my lawn with my fucking bitches though.
	Who are you?
	I'm out of getting riches though.
	Who are you?
	I'm out of fucking bitches, though.
	Who are you?
	I'm out of getting it.
	Hey.
	Thank you.
	Hello.
	How are you?
	That was Lil Zan.
	Named after Zanax.
	That's nice.
	Nice culture, young people.
	We have 100 opioid epidemics every day in this country.
	And the kids today are singing about pills.
	There was another one like Lil Lil Flip or something.
	He OD'd on pills.
	And in his video, you look at his feet and the foot of his car is full of pill bottles.
	It's actually kind of good that he died.
	Yeah, he's because he's saying, hey, kids do pills.
	And they check in on him.
	Oops, I died.
	Yeah, I guess that's the best role model you can be if you're going to be that guy.
	Why haven't you found that yet?
	Oh, I didn't know you wanted me to.
	What do you mean you don't know?
	I wanted you to find that.
	Rapper, Little, and then drugs.
	Drug overdose.
	And then if you click on him on YouTube, folks at home.
	I feel like we have a bond where you see him fucking up and you're like, Ryan.
	And it brings me closer to you with unified.
	Hey, a friend of mine told me that about boarding school.
	I wanted my kid to go to boarding school and my wife wouldn't allow it.
	She loves her little babies too much.
	My babes.
	But the guy explained it to me.
	He goes, the beauty of it is you're no longer fighting with your kid because you have a mutual enemy, the school.
	As a parent, you are dubious of the school.
	You hate the school.
	You're monitoring the school because they're taking all your money.
	So you want to hear, does anyone fuck up?
	Because I don't like how much money this is costing.
	And then the kid doesn't like school because kids don't like school.
	So now you're unified.
	It brings you together.
	The same way you and I brought together hating Ryan.
	Yeah, this is it.
	Look at his face.
	I'm officially old, but I'm right to hate young people.
	That's ridiculous.
	That guy's dead.
	He growed all over his face permanently, and the front of his car is full of pill bottles.
	Now he's died.
	Now he's recently died of a pill overdose.
	Yeah, I'm that guy.
	I'm the bully who hates him.
	I'm the bad guy in the video.
	He's like, dude, I tried to bully the drugs out of you, didn't we?
	Yeah, I tried to wedgie your life.
	I tried to save you with a wedgie.
	Life-saving wedgie.
	So there's been some gossip here at the show as of late.
	And Sam, I have to, I hired a company to help me get liberal guests and I gave them a budget.
	And some of them, Anna Kasparian refused.
	I don't want your stinking money, you bum.
	Kasparian, Targaryen.
	I got some dragons on that.
	Kanascarian.
	Anna Kasparian.
	Isn't she, what's the story with her now and the Young Turks?
	Young Turks were genocidal murderers who killed a million, was it Armenians?
	Yeah, the Armenian genocide.
	And I think she's Armenian.
	Oh, wow.
	That's good.
	Bringing people together.
	Oh, yeah, Kasparian.
	Yeah, sure.
	A Nazi and a Jew are best friends on the show.
	A Turk and an Armenian.
	But she doesn't seem that worried about the Armenian genocide, and she's happy to work, be on a show called The Young Turks.
	That's like a Jew being on a show called The Young Nazis.
	Elephant in the room.
	So she's not picky there, but she's picky when it comes to her show.
	So I get Sam Cedar, David Pacman, and her have been talking about this, the fact that I dare allocate a budget for liberal guests.
	It's the only way to get liberals on the show.
	But her video brings in Pacman and Cedar.
	So I'm just going to go through that note for note on this show.
	It's going to take up the whole show, really.
	Then we'll come back.
	We'll do some funny videos and go through the mailbag.
	I just wanted to show you a couple things that I thought were interesting.
	Well, let's talk about the drag queens, shall we?
	We shall.
	So the left isn't trying to normalize the sexualization of children.
	Could have fooled me.
	Future drag queen.
	Okay, I'll say this again.
	A drag queen is a sexual thing.
	It's not just like, if that said future homosexual, that would be kind of weird, wouldn't it?
	Right.
	Well, drag queens are a weird group of homosexuals who, I have a whole theory about I discussed on the other show, who feel weird because they do womanly stuff, but they're not woman, and it starts to fuck with their heads.
	So to lampoon that awkwardness, they do this almost a minstrel show where they parody women.
	And I don't think it's an attack on women.
	It's not.
	I think it's a way to ridicule something weird about them.
	And they're like, I have these woman feelings when I'm not a woman.
	All right, I'm a crazy woman.
	It's a gay coping mechanism.
	I'm not against it with gays, by the way.
	Whatever, guys, just party.
	I don't like when I bump into you at a party because I don't know if I'm talking to you or like Lilmas Darty Fang or Hot Mess.
	I used to have a friend who was a drag queen and I think he was called Lady Hot Mess.
	And so it's like talking to a clown.
	Like, are you the clown now or are you you in a clown suit?
	I don't know.
	So it's not relaxing.
	But yeah, this reading, this drag queen's reading to kids is exactly like SNM.
	Is that him, her?
	No, I don't think so.
	Little Miss Hot Mess?
	Yeah.
	It's hard to tell, right?
	Because they have so much to make up on.
	If this person lives in upstate New York, then yes.
	Anyway.
	Wow, you're really fast with the drag queens, not so fast with the trap music.
	I had that up from my music.
	That song was Lil Zan.
	Yes.
	And I put it on here because you were listening to it and you think it's good.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I just, you know.
	Oh, you make a great case.
	You should write for Rolling Stone.
	There's another track that's really good.
	It's called Betrayed 2.
	He sounds like he's on Xanax.
	It's nice.
	Yeah, it sounds awesome.
	It's real relaxing.
	It is.
	It's like taking a Xanax.
	I despise that music, too, but it's just, I don't know why it bypassed my radar.
	So, what's this article?
	Library deletes photos of children fondling drag queens during story hour.
	That's it.
	Can you point the mic down a slit?
	More towards the mouth.
	There you go.
	What does fondling mean?
	That's got a wide range of music.
	Well, they did delete this picture.
	This was supplied.
	I saw this on Mindy Hoover.
	I think every gay I know her Instagram.
	Oh, she posted that a bit much.
	Oh, my God.
	And look at the face.
	You're going to be able to rotate this.
	Look at how demonic.
	Oh, it is.
	It's turning me.
	The world is turning me into Alex Jones.
	I mean, guys, if you're trying to normalize drag queens, you just got the entire Bible belt against you.
	That's actual demon.
	Is that what you're going for?
	Are they trying to polarize the country?
	Terrifying.
	Because I'm sure a lot of pro-drag queen story people are seeing this going, oh, yeah, no.
	Creepy.
	Maybe I just know too many conservative gays, but I bet I could...
	Yeah.
	What's the point?
	You want kids to be more comfortable around drag queens?
	Why?
	Where do they see drag queens?
	I've only ever seen drag queens at two in the morning.
	Like, they're not at the post office.
	Yeah.
	It's not like we have to stop all this drag queenophobia in the kindergarten community.
	Is it so four-year-old gays can feel okay about themselves?
	Four-year-old gays don't know they're gay.
	Children don't know that there's sexuality until they start puberty, obviously.
	It's like a weird thing.
	We're so concerned with prepubescent children and their sexual proclivities.
	It just seems like a weird thing to focus on.
	Yeah.
	Like I'm an ass man, onesie for a baby.
	Yeah.
	Future assman.
	A four-year-old is an ass man.
	He should feel comfortable with that.
	We're bringing some asses to the local library that you can honk.
	Crazy.
	Crazy.
	Crazy times.
	All right.
	Should we just get to this?
	Yeah, let's get to it.
	I got a bunch of other stories, but I really want to talk about this.
	So let me get up, go to the green screen, and let's go through this whole idea that you shouldn't appear on my show because I'm just inviting liberals on to launder my image.
	And my show, Free Speech, apparently has nothing to do with free speech.
	Who knew?
	I believe that we come in so hot 2K17 I'm a bomber Anna Kasparian has a show called No Filter that no people watch.
	And she's got some videos.
	Her videos usually make, I mean, get about a thousand views.
	But she's a liberal, and I tried to get her on my show.
	Or I should say the company that I hired to get guests tried to get her on my show.
	I subcontract that out.
	I don't have time to sit there trying to get the squirrels to nibble.
	But it really is like that with liberal guests.
	Folks, in case you don't know, if you have a show that is not 1000% Antifa, you cannot get liberal guests.
	Everyone pays liberal guests if you're conservative.
	Tucker Carlson, you ever wonder how he gets all those libs and Antifa guys on his show?
	He has to pay them money.
	They don't like going on right-wing shows because they tend to lose.
	Now, I've so far managed to find the only liberals with balls like Cornell West and Mark Lamont Hill and Dr. Michael Dyson.
	But it takes work and it often takes money.
	So I gave these guys a budget.
	I said, go get me some liberal guests.
	Getting conservative guests will be a cinch.
	They don't even, the conservatives never even ask who they're on with.
	They're like, I'll debate anyone.
	I'll talk to anyone.
	But the left doesn't like free speech.
	They don't like the show in general because they can't control the narrative.
	My problem with America today is it's polarized and the left is managing to separate us.
	And we're canceling Thanksgiving.
	We're canceling Christmas.
	So the impetus for this show is, let's get the left and the right in a room and see what they disagree on.
	They often agree.
	Milo and Dr. West both want reparations.
	Malkin and Dyson fought about that and didn't get along when it came to that subject.
	And often I will lose.
	Like Mark Lamont Hill got me on my definition of racism where I use an analogy to describe the Irish.
	And then when he used Islam, I said, Islam isn't a race.
	And he goes, oh, but Irish is a race?
	Ta-da, you got me.
	That's healthy.
	But in this epoch of mental obesity, the left doesn't want to discuss.
	And they hide their cowardice by saying, I don't want to give Nazism a platform.
	I've already got a platform, babe.
	And by the way, the reason I'm doing this video is because these people just made me, I think, about $100,000, right?
	I got 1,000 new subscribers since this controversy came up.
	And the controversy is David Pachman, Sam Seder, and Anna Kasparian saying they're not coming on my show.
	Even though David and Sam said yes.
	And Anna, I believe she said yes also.
	I can't really remember.
	These guys relay it to me and they go, I think we got blah, blah, blah.
	And we have many more liberals coming on the show, but I'm not going to tell you their names because they will get harassed by their fun-loving friends on the left.
	So here are three people that my interview guest, whatever company, tried to get, and they are spilling all the beans.
	Let's spill them.
	I received an offer to appear as a guest on Gavin McGinnis's new show.
	The offer was different from other interview requests for two reasons.
	First, it came from someone I have absolutely no respect for and would never want to be associated with.
	I'll explain.
	You're not associated with me if you're on my show.
	Like, is Richard Spencer associated with CNN?
	Because he went on CNN.
	David Duke was in CNN.
	Are they now associated with CNN?
	I don't understand.
	You're just debating someone.
	It doesn't matter that I happen to be the one hosting the debate.
	Why is that relevant?
	Anyway.
	And why in just a minute?
	Second, he offered me $7,000 plus paid travel and accommodations to New York.
	I rejected the request as much as I could use the money and I could use the money.
	I'm way too savvy to how excited they were to see such a large bill and how freaked out they were.
	Well, there's money in this, I guess.
	I mean, you guys made me 100 grand by talking about it with free advertising.
	Thank you.
	Help a despicable human being launder his image and reputation for promoting violence.
	So let me contextualize this.
	You've heard me talk about the entire thesis of this video is that I'm trying to launder my image.
	I've got my own platform here.
	I'm not reaching out to anyone.
	I don't have a publicist trying to get me on shows.
	I've got my show.
	So this whole hypothesis that I'm out to launder my image is patently false.
	The reason that I was getting these guests on is, in a sense, to launder their image.
	When I say they, I don't mean the individuals.
	I mean the left in general.
	I'm saying let's get you guys talking and let's humanize both sides.
	It's got nothing to do with me.
	I'm done.
	I'm fine.
	I'm set for life.
	I'm not out there trying to hustle and get talked about.
	I got three kids, plenty of money.
	I don't understand what you're talking about.
	You're the one who needs to get out there.
	You got 1,000 views per video.
	I have 350,000 subscribers on YouTube.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	Supportive nature of the right-wing grift.
	Donald Trump's demagogic nature emboldened the worst elements of the right wing to unleash their worst characteristics for attention and profit seeking.
	This is also a common thing, right?
	The zombies, the white supremacist zombies were lying under the soil.
	Then Trump said, and said a chant, and they all went, damn it, said I can finally do this.
	And then they always say they're doing it for money.
	I've always made money, but it's despite being an outspoken and controversial person.
	Obviously, like losing my ad agency, getting fired from the blaze, getting ousted from vice.
	Was that all a ploy to make money?
	It's not profitable to not tow the liberal line.
	You don't get on shows.
	You don't get invited to things.
	Look at Alan Dershowitz.
	He dared to defend Trump and had his finances flushed down the toilet.
	Like, I can't go on a tour of Australia because of all this controversy.
	So it's not lucrative to support Trump.
	That's a real hole in your pot.
	But you know what just popped into my head?
	David, Sam, and Anna, well, mostly David and Sam, brought me 1,000 subscribers.
	We just broke 10,000.
	This one controversy, David and Sam made me 10% of my annual gross.
	Am I doing the math right?
	We have 10,000.
	They brought me 1,000.
	Yeah.
	This video is a thank you to them.
	And I'm sure Anna is going to add another few hundred, which when you multiply by 100 is thousands.
	Abbot McGinnis falls under this new wave of deplorable shock jocks.
	McGinnis started the so-called Proud Boys, where he publicly.
	How are we so-called?
	She's saying they're called the Proud Boys, but they're either not proud or not boys.
	That's what the group is called.
	The so-called Trinitarios.
	They're not really the Trinitarios.
	Go ahead.
	Encouraged violence, spewed misogynistic rhetoric, and viciously attacked powerless and dis.
	The first two are true.
	I did encourage violence, but in the context of self-defense, I said when we get attacked, we need to start fighting back.
	We're letting people beat the crap of us.
	And if you can recall, this is during the 2016 election where people with MAGA hats were getting bottled in the face, were getting violently attacked all over the country, and they were sitting there and taking it.
	And I was saying, don't just take it.
	Now, this part about viciously attacked powerless.
	And by the way, why does this have subtitles?
	What is the point of this?
	I don't understand.
	You can click subtitles on YouTube, can't you?
	Why is our subtitles basically 50% of the visuals here?
	But yeah, when did we viciously attack powerless and disenfranchised groups of people?
	You mean like handicapped people?
	I said, let's go out and kill some cripples.
	Or like albinos?
	Who are the disenfranchised people I was attacking?
	But yes, definitely by her definition of misogyny, I did say woman wouldn't be happier at home.
	That's considered misogynist rhetoric.
	And did she say misogynistic, by the way, in the previous thing?
	I hate that word.
	Anyway, and as far as encouraging violence, you got to put it into context, babe.
	But anyway, go ahead.
	Disenfranchised groups of people.
	Their rallying cry is what they call Western chauvinism.
	Look at this, by the way.
	Listen, look, just stop.
	They're talking about how deadly this group is.
	And they're showing a bunch of guys, this division of Proud Boys, by the way, call themselves the Margarita Boys.
	And they don't wear Fred Perry's, they wear Hawaiian shirts.
	And they say, I refuse to apologize for having a margarita or something like that, for ordering mixed drinks.
	I forget their mantra, but they, and they're singing Proud of Your Boy from Aladdin.
	Is it conceivable that there is an element of humor to this group?
	And they are not the scary looming threat you're making them out to be.
	Like, you might want to check your video before you release it.
	Probably you can find some scary video of a punch or something.
	Not proud of your boy with Hawaiian shirts.
	Ooh, I'm scared of these guys.
	They're going to drink all my margaritas.
	Hey, we're out of salt.
	Were the margarita boys here?
	Is Gavin McGinnis known for what some call incendiary claims like these from his rebel media show?
	Be dubious of Muslims.
	If you see something, say something.
	Just pause.
	One in four American Muslim men think suicide bombing, between the ages of 18 and 25, think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.
	That is a wildly disproportionate number for this small group.
	So you should be aware of that statistic.
	And when you see a Muslim person discussing something that sounds terroristic, that's not as bad as misogynistic.
	It's a real word.
	You should be a little more dubious.
	Say there's an Amish guy and a Muslim guy.
	Who is more likely to commit terror?
	Remember, what's his name?
	Wan Williams got fired From NPR, because he said he feels uncomfortable when he sees Muslims praying in the gate of his airplane, like waiting at the gate, and he sees them all wearing Muslim gear and praying.
	He says it makes me uncomfortable.
	Fired?
	Fired for what?
	Being savvy?
	Anyway, go ahead.
	The data says that women have become less happy.
	That's a fact since feminists.
	I can show you the study.
	And I blame them being ripped out of the kitchen.
	Yeah, that's my opinion.
	And what's so scary about my opinion, by the way?
	I think they'd be happier at home.
	I will not appear in your show.
	And by the way, point number 652, my show is just you, a liberal, talking to a conservative.
	I'm just the bartender sitting in the background.
	So if we're so evil and so useless, why won't you talk to us?
	Why won't you destroy our ideas?
	Because they can't survive in the marketplace of ideas.
	They cannot win.
	They know they'll lose.
	So they say, I'm not going to step in the ring with him because it gives his boxing gloves hate juice.
	That's why it's not because I'm scared to fight.
	And that's a metaphor.
	Relax.
	In the two years since the Proud Boys founding, fair or not, violence has seemed to follow.
	Violence has seemed to follow.
	So they'll just go to a restaurant and violence will appear.
	Now you're showing a riot, by the way.
	I think that's, is that Berkeley?
	I'm not sure.
	But in places like the Pacific Northwest, Antifa are terrorizing people.
	We just had a guy that almost committed a mass shooting, almost killed 100 people.
	If that bomb had gone off and there was a crowd there, it would have killed 100 people.
	So Portland is already incredibly violent.
	What you're showing here is someone who dared to fight back against people who were terrorists, that were destroying property, that were attacking conservative speakers.
	So yeah, if they defend Ann Coulter at a talk and there's a kerfuffle as Antifa try to pepper spray her like they pepper sprayed me, is that violence seeming to follow?
	At NYU, when I was pepper sprayed and Proud Boys fought back against the Antifa mobs who were trying to kill me, is that violence following us everywhere we go?
	Yeah, I guess.
	Violence follows Proud Boys because Antifa follow Proud Boys.
	Here's the thing.
	Proud Boys don't go to their things.
	Antifa comes to our things.
	Is that one little detail alone not proof that the violence is on the other side?
	In Portland, Seattle.
	Portland, Seattle.
	And then Puzzle.
	So Portland and Seattle, two Antifa-run towns, as we just saw with that terrorist attack.
	And then you're showing a talk I did in New York where Antifa ambushed Proud Boys, threw bottles, glass bottles of urine at them, and are now facing years in prison for defending themselves.
	That's an example of a reckless, violent hate group.
	Nice math.
	In New York, where after a speech McInnes gave at the Metropolitan Republican Club, this violent confrontation broke out.
	Correct.
	The Southern Poverty Law Center labeled the Proud Boys as a hate group.
	Pause.
	The Southern Poverty Law Center is also being sued, and 7,000 people raised a total of $261,000, I believe.
	So 7,000 people agree with me that I should sue them because they are a hate group.
	Since I have launched that suit, the founder was fired, the president quit, and the head of legal quit.
	They are a corrupt and the evil hate group.
	And they are crumbling after I've pushed back at their ridiculous allegations.
	And why is my suit going forward?
	And why does my suit have so much support if their criticism is valid?
	Shouldn't it just be thrown out?
	Explain this to me, please, Anna.
	And when comedy video editor Vic Berger put out compilation showing how often McGinnis incited physical violence, the group actually retaliated by sending members to Berger's home as an act of intimidation.
	According to Huffington Post, a tipster sent Berger an internal document from within the Proud Boys' network, which called on all members to find Berger's personal information and threaten him.
	The message specifically read, quote, let's get the social media process.
	This is what Antifa does on a daily basis.
	They dox people.
	So Proud Boys apparently said we should dox them back.
	They also come to people's homes.
	The guy who organized that pro-Constitution rally in Philly got a brick thrown through his window.
	So these guys, and I don't advocate this, by the way, these guys said, let's go to his house.
	And this was after, by the way, not the video that Vic Berger made that she's talking about, but after Vic Berger doxed a night for freedom and almost had a man killed by Antifa.
	So he got doxxed after doxing.
	That's the way these things work, unfortunately.
	Phone numbers and addresses for their bosses, mothers, fathers, boyfriends, sisters.
	I have a list that I'll be bringing up in court of 35 Proud Boys who have been fired because they were doxed by Antifa and Antifa and the alt left and people that support the young Turks bombarded their bosses.
	Sometimes they were fired not because the boss thought they were part of a hate group, but because they just couldn't take the harassment anymore.
	They said, you got to get out of here.
	As Ezra Levant said about me after I was fired from the blaze, you got a swarm of bees around you, dude.
	Get away from me.
	But when you stick bees on people, bees come to you, too.
	Brothers and get to work.
	Let's show them there are consequences.
	Soon, a member of the group showed up to Berger's home.
	Berger told the Huffington Post that, quote, when I answered the door, he seemed nervous, like he wasn't expecting me.
	It was the middle of the day, and my wife was home.
	He said, Are you Vic?
	Your videos are hurting a lot of people.
	You're really hurting the proud boys.
	You need to stop making these videos.
	Berger yelled for his wife to call 911 and reported the guy.
	Eventually, McGinnis.
	Wait a minute.
	For what?
	What was the report?
	I don't advocate going to anyone's house ever.
	I'm very against doxing.
	I've been doxxed.
	But this guy, apparently, after Vic Berger was doxing things, getting people almost killed, someone went to his house and said, you should stop doing that.
	This is an example of this horrific hate group That encourages violence to disenfranchise individuals.
	And what is the implication she's saying here, too, when he was surprised to see Vic Berger home?
	Which is just his theory, by the way, that he was going there to beat up his wife?
	No.
	And by the way, Antifa did this to Tucker Carlson.
	A mob of them went to his house and did terrorize his wife.
	She had to lock herself in the pantry and call 911 as they vandalized his home, broke in his door, and spray painted on his driveway, chanting, no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	That's a violent group.
	This is the worst you got that someone said, hey man, you need to stop making those videos.
	You're really hurting people.
	Brand became so toxic that he was fired from the right-wing website The Blaze, and the Proud Boys were deplatformed from social media sites.
	True.
	Let me just show you what that toxicity really looks like.
	Okay.
	If you're wearing a MAGA hat, as Sal is right now, Sal's in the studio, folks.
	Oh my God, it's Sal Cipola.
	Where are you from?
	On here.
	Why?
	You came along line.
	If you're wearing a MAGA hat and some guy with a slightly punk demeanor comes up to you and says, hey, are you Sal or are you pro-Trump?
	Choke him.
	Trust your instincts.
	Don't listen to the minor detail.
	The DA just subpoenaed all my show.
	They got a judge's order from Compound Media to get all these tapes.
	So I think what happened is they had the Vic Berger video and now they're using this video.
	Isn't this funny?
	The guy went to his house and said, you should stop making these videos.
	You're getting a lot of people in trouble.
	Now there are three men who are facing a long prison term, possibly 14 years, 7 to 14 of the numbers they're throwing around.
	This is for defending themselves in an ambush.
	And they want to use Vic Berger's video, but they can't because he's a comedy editor who takes things out of context for a living.
	So the judge's order is to get all of these shows so they can show these clips individually.
	And the irony is, if you are to show this clip individually, I'm talking about rallies where Antifa comes up and pretends they want to talk and then they bottle you or spray you in the face.
	So I'm saying don't fall for it.
	If someone seems like they're from the other side of the rally, they're there to choke you.
	So you should choke them back.
	And we've seen this happen a million times.
	Did you see the weapons confiscated in Portland?
	I don't think, I think these people are bourgeois and they don't, they've never been to one of these things and they think that it's just me saying, go get them, go get them, go get him.
	I'm saying, defend yourself, defend yourself.
	These people are psycho.
	Like, have they seen the bike lock?
	Have they seen the murders?
	We talked about this in another show.
	The people that have been killed by Antifa?
	That, that, uh, that Dutch guy who was against immigration, murdered.
	Frank Magnets, near dead.
	And then, of course, there's all the suicides when Antifa realizes that they're going to jail for the stupid terrorism that they were forced to do or brainwashed into doing.
	Anyway, tangent.
	If I do a video where I say, how about we start throwing bricks?
	Is that legal?
	You can't call for violence on a specific person, but can you say they're throwing bricks?
	We should throw bricks.
	What's the matter with it?
	Can you call for violence generally?
	Because I am.
	Fighting solves everything.
	This also shows how bourgeois they are.
	Go look up fighting solves everything.
	It's on every boxing gym.
	It's on every t-shirt.
	It's a blue-collar saying, but they've never heard it anywhere but from my mouth.
	So they think that I'm saying, go out there and just fucking fuck them up.
	Just kill people.
	Fighting solves everything.
	Fighting back solves everything.
	And that's what is implied in the very common and well-known phrase, fighting solves everything.
	Every boxing gym I've ever been to says it on the wall.
	And I'm fighting right now.
	And I'll never stop fighting for free speech.
	We need more violence from the Trump people.
	Just showing a comedy editor's video.
	And then, just pause.
	This that you just saw, right?
	We need more vaunts.
	Then I brandish a sword.
	It's a plastic toy sword that's broken that was from a comedy sketch I did where we lampooned the socialist movement and reenacted an assassination.
	The same kind of joke with Pinochet and the helicopters that no one on the left gets.
	And that's why they do that joke.
	They do the Pinochet joke because it triggers them.
	They do this because it triggers the left.
	Do you know what this means?
	It means I like triggering the left because they're psychos.
	The trunk of people.
	And sorry, everyone there that when I got to the car, they threw a bottle of piss at the car, which will be coming up in court.
	And to defend these guys, I mean.
	And they're screaming fascist, like bloodthirsty screams.
	I think they were getting paid to get a fight going because they were determined.
	And so I pull out a plastic sword and I yell, Otoya Yamaguchi forever, making fun of them.
	The left has lost its sense of humor.
	This was a very funny moment, believe it or not.
	Supporters, choke.
	After McGinnis faced some consequences for his actions, he decided to announce his exit from the Proud Boys.
	As of today, November 21st, 2018.
	Some consequences.
	Yeah, just some pretty minor consequences.
	Like this guy with a black wife and black kids, John, losing his job and facing 14 years in prison for defending himself.
	Just a few consequences.
	I had to separate myself from them because they were trying to make out that Proud Boys were a gang and you can't have a gang without a leader.
	I was never the leader of the Proud Boys.
	I was the founder.
	I liked drinking with those guys.
	But if me saying that I'm not the leader hurts their gang case, then I'm a doing it.
	That's a pretty big consequence.
	10 men arrested, all facing serious prison time.
	We're down to three now.
	Everyone got away with community service and probation.
	Now we have three facing serious prison time.
	That's a pretty serious consequence, my dear.
	Have you ever faced an iota of consequence in your life?
	Do you know what it's like to be constantly attacked, to be doxxed, to have your children and your wife attacked?
	No, I don't think you do.
	And you never will because you're on the left.
	You're on the side of the insane mob.
	Now, I don't want this video to come across as I see all of the left as the alt left.
	I am talking about the freaks who seem to have polluted much of the left.
	But again, on my show, I am in a quest to find the sane left.
	If the metaphor was jihadism, I'd be looking for the moderate Muslims and show that The moderate Muslims, I mean, yeah, the moderate Muslims, the moderate left and the right can discuss things.
	The TIFA stuff, getting these guys thrown in jail, that's not moderate.
	That's extremism.
	And these are not small consequences.
	Go ahead.
	I'm officially disassociating myself from the Proud Boys.
	In all capacities, forever, I quit.
	I do all of this reluctantly because I still see it as the greatest fraternal organization in the world.
	But rumors and lies and terrible journalism isn't it funny that we're in a piece of terrible journalism?
	As I say, rumors and lies and terrible journalism, as she spreads rumors and lies and does terrible journalism, made its way to the court system.
	And the NYC9.
	Is this a video for me?
	I feel like I'm coming across pretty good in this.
	Proud boys arrested after I did a talk here in New York on October 12th are facing serious charges.
	I'm told by my legal team and law enforcement that this gesture could help alleviate their sentencing.
	I've noticed that a lot of Trump-era trash in digital media is doing its best to save whatever's left of their reputations.
	In other words, they're trying to clean up their images.
	Just pause.
	I'm not trying to clean up shit.
	I haven't changed my mind about anything.
	I've always said what I feel, and when people push back on it, I explain it.
	I still think trans people are mentally old gays.
	I'm not going on some apology tour saying, no, no, no, now I think there are multiple agendas.
	I've changed.
	I never said I changed.
	All I ever said was, you got the story wrong.
	One of the ways they seek to do that is by having legitimate people in media or politics go on their shows to launder their dirt-stained past.
	I wasn't the only person on the left who was offered thousands of dollars to make a guest appearance on McIntys's show.
	Pause.
	I think the story should be here that liberals are so reluctant to have a discussion that you have to pay them thousands of dollars to come on a show.
	And they still refuse.
	And is my image laundered if Anna Kasparian has a debate on my platform?
	Am I good now?
	Am I cool with the Anna crowd?
	I don't think I'll ever be cool with the Anna Card.
	And by the way, I've noticed on the comments on Pac-Man and Cedar and her videos, actually haven't seen the comments on her, but on Cedars and Pac-Man's, it's all their fans going, why don't you just do it, you pussy?
	Why don't you just take the money, give it to charity if you think the money's so disgusting, and just go there and have a discussion and win the debate.
	I think they've genuinely lost this tattletaling.
	Here's Sam Cedar from the Majority Report discussing a similar offer he received.
	We were wondering if Sam would accept our invite to be on the show.
	He did.
	The show is a panel discussion that will have a conservative and a liberal on every show to discuss the current events and politics for about an hour.
	We can pay for Sam's travel and stay.
	Yeah.
	Plus pay him $5,000 to be on the show.
	David Pachman the way these guys talk about money implies that they don't have a lot.
	If $5,000 makes your eyeballs bulge and your hair fall out, you have an income problem.
	Another progressive member of the media who I've had on this show recently also received an offer.
	What's going on behind the scenes is that Gavin McInnes' program, I don't know where they get the money, but they just gave me $100,000, so that's where we get the money.
	Offering to pay guests to come on.
	Now, this is not typically done.
	We have never paid a guest.
	We've had, what, 1,500 interviews that have leftist show.
	We've had like two or three people ask for money.
	We've never paid.
	We just never pay for guests.
	Every time I appear on CNN Fox News, I'm never paid for those appearances.
	Okay.
	The Gavin McInnes program is apparently so desperate to get people to appear on this.
	That's correct.
	We are desperate for liberals.
	It's everyone is desperate for liberals.
	Liberals tend to be cowardly.
	And so you have to, they also tend to be broke, apparently.
	And so you're forced to pay money to get them on the show.
	Talk to Tucker's people.
	It's a huge pain in the ass, which is why I farmed it out to a separate company.
	Program.
	And they have a hell of a time, by the way.
	That they reached out to me through my manager and offered, I'm not going to say how much, but a lot of money for me to appear on the program.
	What made the offer to Pac-Man so incredible is that as he was considering appearing on the show, McGinnis called into his program pretending to be a liberal fan of Pac-Man's in an effort to persuade him that McGinnis is okay, that his show is great.
	I believe that I have caught extremist right-winger and proud boy founder Gavin McInnes calling into the show pretending to be someone else in order to promote his new program.
	A guy I despise came up on my YouTube the other day on a commercial, Gavin McInnes, on this new show, Free Speech.
	And I was trying to click out of it right.
	Now, no one thinks that someone who they're told sounds like them sounds like them.
	So I'm obviously biased here, but that doesn't sound like me at all.
	Ryan, what do you think?
	I've never thought that that sounded like you.
	And then I tried to force myself and I was like, maybe kind of.
	Like, here, play it back and I'll say what he said.
	All right.
	Plus, doesn't Pac-Man have caller ID?
	Put my number up.
	Yeah.
	McInnes on this new show, Free Speech.
	And I was trying to click out of it right away.
	And then all of a sudden I saw Dr. Cornell.
	I was trying to click out of it right away.
	And all of a sudden, Dr. Cornell West tried to go like, and I was trying to click out of it.
	I was trying to, hey, I was trying to click out of it right away.
	West and Mark Lamont Hill on the show.
	Yeah.
	And I actually checked it out.
	And it's a cool show in regards to just liberals.
	In regards to liberals, that's Gavin.
	And it was so.
	Luckily.
	Let me pause here.
	We can go back and forth.
	You know, I never lie.
	I'm brutally honest.
	I swear to God.
	I don't want to swear on my children's lives because I hate when people say that, but I almost would.
	I swear on a stack of Bibles.
	I swear on my reputation.
	I promise you.
	How about this?
	I will give anyone $10,000 for evidence that I called Into that show.
	I accept this as a legally binding contract.
	I promise you, I did not go on that show.
	I would never watch David Pachman's show.
	He called me a white supremacist a few years ago, and I just went.
	And that's another reason I farm out these things because, like, I've always thought of David Pachman and Sam Cedar and Anna Kasparian as way below me.
	They've never created anything of consequence.
	I think Sam has a family.
	He's probably the only one.
	And that's something, but I believe he's fucked that up and he's divorced.
	These people are inconsequential.
	One tiny part of my life making videos like this is their entire careers.
	They don't have vice or proud boys or ad energy or all the restaurants I've started.
	I'm a very accomplished individual.
	They're just talking head pundits.
	So I don't want to disparage them too much because I don't want to lose future liberal guests, but I would never watch David Pachman's show.
	And I've never, ever seen Sam Cedar's show.
	I've seen a clip on YouTube where he talked to a spam caller.
	I saw that.
	I've never sat down and watched any of these shows.
	I didn't know this show, no filter existed.
	And I've never watched Young Turks.
	I can't.
	Sometimes I'll punish myself with CNN or MSNBC, but I barely have enough time for the shows I like.
	Why would I watch David Pacman's show?
	Realized what was going on and detailed McGinnis's intentions.
	What appears that happened is that knowing that there is a conversation taking place with my manager about will David Pacman appear with Gavin McInnes, Gavin thought, hey, here's an idea.
	I'll call David as Jim and pretend to be a leftist who really wants to see David appear on Gavin McInnes' show.
	It's so, so sad.
	McInnes isn't the only person.
	So they take a stupid theory.
	By the way, David Pacman would have caller ID.
	He could see the number.
	Call it.
	Like he would see that it's not me.
	So is he knowingly telling a lie there?
	Dude, you and Sammy made me $100,000.
	Judging by the way your hair goes white when you say $5,000, that's way more money than you're going to see in a long ass time.
	So what exactly is so, so sad here?
	Tell me.
	And here's a little tip, folks at home.
	If you're going to gloat, make sure you're right.
	Make sure you're better than the person.
	Make sure you have more money.
	Make sure you're more accomplished.
	Hey, make sure you're smarter than the person that you're looking down on because he's likely above you.
	On the far right, who's trying to trick people into buying into their unearned redemption?
	Islamophobe conspiracy theorist Lauren Southern violently harassed and intimidated refugees by throwing flares at their boats, announced that she was going away for a while and disengaging from politics.
	Here's Anna trying to say that Lauren Southern is trying to re clean up her image by totally retiring and quitting politics.
	How is that cleaning up your image?
	That's ending your image.
	And by the way, Lauren got death threats, was relentlessly harassed.
	She's had urine thrown on her several times.
	Name someone else who has been drenched in urine more than once.
	It's fucking insane.
	And she's the bitch now?
	The one drenched in urine is a bitch because she finally gave up.
	She's a young, pretty girl, and she didn't like being constantly harassed, attacked, violently attacked on a regular basis.
	She talks about proud boys being violent.
	This woman has been the victim of, or I should say the target of brutal violence again and again and again.
	And eventually she just had enough.
	And Anna's take on it is, what a bitch.
	Nice try.
	Like, this is why I want to get you on shows.
	I want to discuss shit like this with you because you don't make any sense.
	In a blog post, she wrote, quote, I intend on returning to school and pursuing my academics again.
	In so doing, I doubt that this will be the last of me.
	Who knows?
	Maybe you'll read my name in papers, in journals, or as a byline in articles.
	The story of my political career may have more chapters one day, but they will not be in the same televised firebrand capacity you've seen before.
	Yeah.
	Look, clowns like Lauren Southern and Gavin McInnis.
	Clowns.
	And speaking of accomplishments, Anna, you go to South Africa and do a documentary about the violence there.
	You try to stomach the pictures that you see and you try to make it back alive and not get brutally.
	I'm not going to say what I was going to say because it would sound like I'm trivializing the violence down there.
	But Lauren's remarkably brave and her two documentaries alone totally dwarf anything her critics could ever come up with.
	Like they're spellbinding.
	I was bawling my eyes out in her documentaries.
	Well, the South African one in particular.
	But to call her like this silly, useless, sad bitch who's who's trying to revamp her image is so beyond false.
	Used to be able to go on shows like Dave Rubens to legitimize and launder their hate.
	Just pause.
	This is the whole crux of this video.
	To have an open and honest discussion is trying to launder hate.
	The point of my show is to say that hypothesis is false.
	I'm saying that these people have legitimate views and some people disagree.
	Let's have them discuss it in the marketplace of ideas, just like Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley.
	I'm trying to get back to that common sense decency.
	I'm not trying to launder hate.
	All the things I've said, I'm happy to stand by.
	I'm happy to discuss them with you.
	I'm discussing them right now.
	There's no laundering going on.
	There's no apologies.
	An apology is a laundering.
	And you're not seeing any from me.
	You're not seeing any from Lauren.
	You're not seeing any from any of these people she's criticizing.
	Strategy eventually proved to fail as Rubin's little right-wing laundromat scheme was called out for what it is.
	Southern hopes to go away for a while and eventually you know why Dave Rubin became persona non-grata?
	Because he had open and honest discussions.
	Not that because it was a hate laundromat, because the left doesn't want that because they can't win in the marketplace of ideas.
	So what they do is they have this one-sided, myopic platform where they make up stories like, say, I called into shows and someone's trying to launder hate, and no one can criticize them because there's no open discussion.
	So they just make up, it's laundering hate.
	And Dave Rubin was ostracized for being open, not for being a Nazi, not for hosting Nazis, but for having open and honest discussions.
	Free speech is offensive to the left in America today.
	Make a return to public life as a new and improved member of independent media who might be more palatable to reasonable people who aren't fueled by their disdain for people of color.
	What?
	But here's the thing.
	Fueled by their disdain for people of color.
	Is she talking about me and using that Muslims quote?
	Muslims aren't a race.
	I'm not a fan of Eastern European Muslims, Chechnyans, the Sarnev brothers in Boston.
	Why do you get to make it a racial thing?
	And when we say the West is the best, the East includes Russia.
	Russia sucks.
	The West is the opposite of Russia.
	Got it?
	They're white.
	That happened.
	We know who they are, and we know how they've profited off of exploiting racial and religious divisions.
	People like McGinnis and Southern- I have profited off of what you call divisions, but are just open and honest discussions, despite it being the least lucrative thing.
	Do you understand what I'm getting at here?
	It's sort of like when someone says, I have to work twice as hard as everyone else because of, let's say, the way that Catholics are seen in Scotland.
	A Catholic would have to work twice as hard in a Protestant area or in Northern Ireland.
	If you were British, you would have to work twice as hard as an Irishman because there's disdain for the Brits there.
	So a successful Brit in Northern Ireland is basically what I am.
	I have managed to make money despite getting fired from every single job I've ever had.
	I'm persona non grata even at Fox News.
	And I still managed to dust myself off and get back on my feet.
	After Rooster was killed, I was making zero money doing free speech, the podcast at Stand Up New York.
	Slowly started to accrue people.
	Then I eventually made it to Rebel where I could make some money.
	Then I went to Compound and then I got scooped up by CRTV.
	Always like a Sisyphician task, crawling my way back up.
	When Vice went bankrupt in 2000, because we were run by a pyramid scheme lunatic rich guy, we went to the warehouse of Triple Five Soul in Williamsburg, which was a dangerous place at the time, and we crawled our way back up.
	So you dummies keep thinking everything is about just, I'm doing the fastest, quick, rich scheme.
	That's because you've never made your own money.
	You're not an entrepreneur.
	You've never struggled.
	And that is also why you're broke and totally freaked out by the number 5,000.
	I saw dollar signs in pushing hate in the Trump era.
	And once they were met with-By the way, just pause.
	Is that hate?
	I understand you're dubious of Muslims thing, but I back that up with data.
	But is it hate to say most women, isn't that love?
	I'm saying most women would love to be loved in a loving marriage.
	By the way, none of these people are married.
	Have you noticed that?
	Consequences.
	They just sorry for promoting the families that you can't have.
	Their strategy.
	Can people change?
	Of course.
	No one's trying to change.
	I'm trying to change America.
	I'm trying to get the conversation back up.
	I have no intention of changing.
	I'm half a century old.
	What are you going to do?
	You can change my mind on a certain subject, but you're not going to change my fundamental core.
	I don't want to change.
	I don't want mainstream acceptance.
	I don't want to be invited to MSNBC.
	I don't want to be an NPR and say, you were right to fire Juan Williams.
	High five.
	Can I be part of your crew?
	Change.
	And by the way, the only time I've seen anyone really pushing to totally change their image would be Howard Stern on this recent book tour where he totally shat on free speech and totally licked the ass of celebrity culture.
	And everyone was disgusted by it.
	When Howard Stern was on the view, everyone puked.
	So this phenomenon you're talking about where people want to totally revamp their image and totally change isn't really a thing.
	You have to ask yourself why someone claims to have changed in the first place.
	I never claimed to change.
	Is it because they genuinely re-evaluated their views and came to a different conclusion?
	Or is it because rebranding their hateful reputation would help get them accepted back into a society that rejected them?
	There are so many people in independent media who continue to do the right thing, regardless of how much it might hurt them financially.
	Just possibly Sam said yes.
	The conservative he wanted, didn't want to waste time with him.
	David Pachman said yes.
	And as far as I know, I didn't deal with any of these people.
	I'm pretty sure Anna said yes.
	I don't know what happened with Anna.
	They go through like hundreds and hundreds of liberals as they all check it out.
	They even asked Sean King, if you can believe it, who had a heart attack, just that someone dared to suggest such a horrific thing.
	But I don't think these three are exactly the stalwarts of refusal.
	King is a great way to earn a lot of money, but it's short-term gain.
	No, possibly.
	It's a terrible way to make a lot of money, yet I still manage to do it.
	Isn't it funny that I can do something so unpopular and make so much more money than you?
	Can you imagine if I rejected Trump and kissed the left's ass?
	I'd literally have hundreds of millions of dollars, but I'm willing to handicap myself just so we can play golf together.
	I'm willing to take a few.
	If this is a par five, for me, it's a par three.
	For you, it's a par seven.
	Let's play.
	Go ahead.
	Chameleons for their actions encourages more of this disgusting behavior.
	What?
	Trying to get people to talk?
	Guy, he gets it.
	Desperately needs some lefties on his show.
	Yes, correct.
	To get back into the community in some way.
	What?
	What community?
	To get back into the YouTube.
	The YouTube.
	I have 350,000 subscribers.
	I've been demonetized since forever.
	I'm never going to get monetized again.
	And even when I was monetized, like, I guess How to Fight a Baby did well.
	But I remember getting checks for like 300 bucks a month.
	It was, you know what I would use it for?
	It was on PayPal.
	So I would go on eBay and buy myself some dumb little trinket like a hoof lighter.
	I mean, sorry, ashtray that you can put your joints in.
	It was never part of my orbit.
	So what am I trying to get back into?
	To get back and be able to be seen as non-toxic.
	The zeitgeist.
	What deitgeist are you talking about?
	Zeitgeist.
	He just wants to be, he wants to get normalized.
	That's not true.
	Exactly.
	Dude, just pause.
	In 1988, I was a singer of the punk band Anal Chinook.
	I left that band to pursue a career singing for the band Leatherass Budfuck.
	On my back is tattooed a gigantic jellyfish eating Chunk Kai Shek and Fidel Castro with the terms destruction creates.
	There's no hope of mainstream going on here.
	I have never changed.
	I did vice at our 10-year anniversary.
	We had Japanese puke porn and we were having midget tossing.
	There's never been a normal moment here.
	I'm not looking for mainstream.
	You guys clearly are.
	And I don't think you're going to get it because you don't seem very good at your jobs.
	100% right.
	And anyone who gets an offer to appear on a show like McGinnis's for thousands of dollars should ask themselves why he's willing to pay such a premium.
	And by the way, just pause.
	Because I want an open discussion that badly.
	It's basically a charity.
	It's basically philanthropy.
	I am so for free speech.
	I'm spending tons of my money to get an open and honest discussion.
	I don't attack the guests.
	I sit back.
	I'm the bartender.
	They have it out.
	And with the Malkin and Dyson argument, I bet a lot of people on the right thought Dyson won.
	I bet a lot of people on the left thought Malkin won.
	That's the opposite of mental obesity.
	I'm trying to have interesting discussions because you very rarely today see the left and the right talking.
	That right there is the goal of FreeSpeech.tv.
	That is what we're going for.
	Get that money from.
	No filter.
	all bullshit.
	You know, I always wondered when I would become that grumpy old man who can't hear music, can't hear the merit in young people's music.
	And I think I made it pretty far.
	Half a century, I managed to stave off this feeling.
	But that sounds like shit.
	You do like Get Better and Mac Miller Trump.
	So you like some stuff.
	But that's very accessible rap.
	Yeah, this is some other shit.
	That's this trap music, and all my kids love it, and all their friends love it.
	Yeah.
	They like that.
	Who's that guy with the barbed wire on his forehead?
	A Machine Gun Kelly?
	No, fuckface.
	Well, he's got something like that.
	The main trap guy, the most popular one.
	Celebration.
	Oh, I don't know anything about these people.
	Yes, you do.
	He's the most popular guy.
	Little Wayne?
	Oh, fuck.
	You made me mad.
	What's your role here if you're not aware of what young people like?
	Father Mason Pater man.
	He's got barbed wire across his forehead.
	He's got a mustache.
	He wears crocs.
	He's the most popular rapper in the fucking world.
	Well, why don't you know it?
	Because it's not my field.
	I'm 49 years old.
	Well, you know his tattoos and all this.
	He's a trap guy.
	He's white.
	He has a mustache.
	He's on that show where that Jewish guy puts his chin in a lot.
	You're not talking about.
	You're looking up mustaches?
	No, no, no.
	Top trap white wrapper mustache.
	Yeah, there he is.
	Oh, he doesn't have barbed wire.
	Yeah, that's with a postmalone.
	Post Malone.
	Yes, he does have barbed wire across his forehead.
	That's an old picture.
	Oh.
	He wasn't born with a barbed wire tattoo on his forehead, obviously.
	I don't see one picture with him with this barbed.
	Well, and you should know that.
	Just go postmalone.
	You should show people what you're looking at, too, genius.
	I see braids.
	Go post Malone.
	How much work was that, folks at home?
	I don't know who postpone.
	I'm proud.
	No, you're not.
	That's not your job is to know pop culture.
	I can't know pop culture anymore.
	All right.
	I got to do politics and man stuff.
	You should know postponement.
	Like, you should go to rollingstone.com and know at least the basic gossip.
	I will keep up on it from now on and I will report it to you.
	You know what I'm starting to think?
	What?
	That your dad, when you were born, he sensed that you were going to turn into this and he thought, I should go now.
	Maybe.
	This is not good.
	That he will not know Post Malone.
	He will not know Post Malone's Barbois tattoo.
	So why waste my time?
	Well, speaking of dads and stuff, you want to see this fan-submitted pic?
	Yes, I'd love to see it.
	Oh, you know what?
	This is a problem.
	I used to be a cartoonist, so I'm aware of your flaws here, artist.
	This is when you do the faces first, and you basically almost trace the face, and you do it perfectly, but you put so much heart into the realism of the face that you fill in the bodies later, and it has no passion.
	And you can tell that he's not a good artist by the shirts, and you can tell that the faces were probably traced on a light board or something.
	Ouch.
	So he cheated.
	He probably did it on a pad where you can have the picture behind it, and you trace the picture.
	So that sucked.
	There's another.
	Okay, if you want to change this one.
	This one's pretty funny.
	The Virgin Gavin and the Chad Ryan.
	That's mean.
	Created some magazine that's now liberal propaganda.
	Doesn't have a chin.
	Has to grow beard to compensate.
	Correct.
	Grew up in some random Canadian town in the middle of nowhere.
	Correct.
	Speaks French, which is a gay language.
	These are accurate.
	Super cheap.
	Won't even fork over the dough for some good air conditioning.
	Hold on a sec.
	I take ish umbrage with that one.
	My air conditioning at the studio here cost me $250.
	We're not supposed to have these in the building, by the way, so it's illegal.
	Don't rat us out.
	I won't.
	The proper air conditioning was to the tune of $7,000 to $10,000.
	That's just a dumb thing to waste.
	I'd rather waste money On guests.
	Spoken like a super cheap Scotsman.
	And when you hear how much I've been spending on guests or trying to spend on guests, that doesn't sound very super cheap.
	I gave that agency a hell of a budget.
	Generic white man, Scottish, Irish ancestry is constantly in hot water for saying something inflammatory, has a bunch of shitty visible tattoos.
	Valid.
	Goes off on numerous tangents and keep forgetting.
	I never forget my point.
	I forgot my point maybe three times.
	I agree.
	98% of the time, I steer the ship back.
	That's the whole beauty of the G-Dog.
	That's true.
	Is that he'll go rambling on a tangent.
	And I'm working on a book right now, and I want to maintain that in the book.
	Yeah, you should.
	But I was thinking, maybe do a footnote.
	But then I never liked footnotes.
	Now just go for it.
	Just go for the tangents.
	People could read it in your voice, I think.
	The Chad Ryan, every show he's worked on has been funny and grossing.
	What about that Lunches with Larry thing?
	Last with Larry, cooking with comics.
	Well, I don't direct it.
	I never watched it.
	It's good.
	It says worked on.
	Oh, I see.
	Well, yeah.
	I would categorize that unfunny and engrossing.
	Okay.
	Strong, sharp jawline with stylish facial hair.
	Valid.
	Grew up in the Bronx, which sounds cool because it's in movies and hip-hop slash rap.
	Cool.
	Is learning German, which sounds cool and shows that he's trying to improve himself.
	Valid.
	Doesn't mind buying new clothes even though he's in debt.
	Not sure that's a good thing.
	Interesting.
	Visible minority Puerto Rican Japanese ancestry.
	Isn't famous.
	No one gives a shit what he says.
	Has a few thoughtful tattoos that aren't visible.
	What's the matter with visible tattoos?
	Why get them if no one gives a shit?
	I don't know.
	And he has a tattoo.
	Ryan has a tattoo in his hand.
	But look at that mound of a pubic area I have, too.
	And then interjects with his own thoughts and theories like an alpha.
	Okay, that's it.
	Interesting.
	But let's.
	And that's provided by.
	Let me see.
	Oh, Jaden Clarence on Twitter, and then Justy Comic was the first one.
	No one's going to look that up.
	They don't know how to spell it.
	Yeah, they'll have made a lower third or something.
	I'll put it up there.
	We're out of time, so let's check the mailbag.
	Okay, we shall do that.
	Okay.
	Shut up, you don't have a dance.
	Show the playing thing.
	Stop.
	Why was that playing thing showing?
	I ran into it real hasty because I had it prepared, but for some reason, it wasn't as fast as I would like.
	Don't play it again.
	Don't do it again.
	Don't do it again.
	Okay.
	Dear Gavin, I've been following your podcast for quite a while.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I don't agree with you on everything politically.
	Everyone who says that.
	I don't give a shit.
	Does anyone agree with anyone politically on everything?
	I don't even agree with myself.
	My parents have been together since before I was born, something like 55 years.
	And they're pretty darn close, but they still have arguments about political issues.
	I must say, I don't enjoy your show with Milo.
	You should ditch that fag.
	He's almost never funny.
	And you guys seem to become very negative when you get together.
	Too clever by half, as my granny used to say.
	I wonder if this guy's British.
	This letter's way too long, sir, but I'll see if I can skim it.
	Why are you letting this fuckface...
	Sam Cedar rag on you without response.
	One moment he's challenging you to debate.
	Next, he's saying he won't do your show for anything under 250 grand.
	Wow.
	That better be entertaining.
	Yeah.
	Although I owe him 100 grand because it doesn't want to give a platform for your far-right views.
	I do not understand this argument.
	It's like Lacey Macaulay said she doesn't want to debate Richard Spencer on NBC, even though I think she did, because she doesn't want to give his genocide a platform.
	In other words, people will see Lacey Macaulay and go, Richard Spencer must be cool.
	I'm going to join him as he eradicates entire races of people.
	Like, that is some stretching going on there.
	What a goof.
	Also, he's done many hit pieces on you and the Proud Boys.
	Total Democratic Party establishment, Soros back, fuckhead, and you're letting him go on challenge.
	Why?
	I've been ignoring all of these guys, these yapping dogs.
	In fact, I didn't even know that this group reached out to any of these people.
	I just said, find any lefties who you see on TV or anything with any notoriety, even some without, and try to get them on the show.
	And then they tell me, we got this guy, but it's going to cost five grand.
	And I'll say, really?
	So if they want to blow this much money on that guy, that's up to them.
	Oh, I love this.
	I have to disagree with your statement, the West is the best.
	It may have once have been, but no longer.
	I've been living in Thailand for the last 10 years.
	This is the thing.
	I have a buddy who lives in Jamaica.
	And I think I mentioned this on the show.
	We're driving around, and he's saying to me, I can't believe you think the West is the best.
	By the way, have I told the story already?
	I can't.
	I'm not sure Jamaica isn't the West.
	It's pretty darn Western.
	But as he's telling me that Jamaica is way better than America, I'm seeing past him in the taxi, and it's just rows and rows of concrete.
	Everything is built with cinderblocks down there, with rebar poking out, like unfinished building projects everywhere.
	And you'll see like a cinderblock house that sucks with a Range Rover next to it because that's their priorities down there.
	Jamaica blows.
	I mean, I love going down there and hanging out there and visit them once a year, but it cannot hold a candle to any European or American country.
	It's totally backwards, ludicrously violent, and it just sucks.
	Like you'll go by a port and there'll just be a boat on its side or you'll see someone talking in their lawn to their neighbor and there's just garbage all over their yard.
	In fact, this woman we spoke to at our resort, she had to go, her shift's done, but she had to wait for someone to go in her car because it's illegal for a woman to drive alone because they keep getting carjacked and raped.
	And the town that she lived in had a 9 p.m. curfew because the crime had gotten so bad.
	Anyway, Thailand is a place.
	I've told this story before, but I was at a Thai restaurant once and my dad is a very smart guy and I don't take advantage.
	We usually just insult each other and I get along with him great.
	But I thought, I'm going to start using my dad as a Google and just ask him stuff and he can tell me.
	So we're in the Thai restaurant and I go, I go, dad, Thailand, what's the story with that?
	Is it a monarchy?
	Like, how far does it go back?
	It's an interesting place.
	I don't know anything about it.
	It's Buddhist.
	I know they're not very nice to Muslims down there.
	What's Thailand about?
	Like, what's the GDP?
	What's their big export?
	And he goes, he was drunk.
	And he yells in a Thai restaurant: Well, let's see.
	You can fuck a child for the price of a pint.
	So it's probably not a good place to be.
	And I think that's a very valid point.
	So this guy goes on to list all the reasons Thailand is superior.
	And it's basically that they have tradition and they're a patriarchy and women are feminine and they want to please their men and men are the boss of the house and they promote religion, Buddhism, and the food is delicious, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, the pedophilia thing kind of puts a damper on it.
	Oh, what's that picture?
	Looks like it's holding me.
	Doing some laundry.
	It's so weird when Westerners go to these other places and they become nationalists.
	There's a tourist right there.
	There's a tourist going swimming, sampling the local fair.
	It looks fun.
	But have you noticed that when Americans or Canadians go somewhere, they become really nationalistic?
	Like about China and they only speak Chinese and they really overdo it.
	Like when Americans move to Japan and they're big, they take their shoes off and they pick up all the traditions.
	They're like silly putty on a newspaper.
	Yeah.
	The worst part of them is when they come back to America and they'll be at like a Japanese restaurant and they'll be like, oh, so cool.
	And you're like, dude, just order English.
	She's Buddhist.
	I mean, she's Thai, by the way.
	Like at those Japanese restaurants where they just hire anyone remotely Asian.
	Wait, what was that whale doing?
	I think that's an art installment.
	So you're wrong.
	This letter gets boring.
	How can your family be from the Gorbils?
	The Gorbles is a soap dodge plant of Hun Prod Central.
	He's talking about Protestants.
	My family are from Belfast.
	It's like Catholic, from the Shank Hill Road.
	Doesn't happen.
	What kids?
	My parents, my dad's family are from the Gorbles.
	They were deeply ashamed of their Catholic heritage, which is why my grandfather changed his name from McGinnis, which is a predominantly Irish name, to McInnes, which is known as more Scottish.
	But he was an atheist who hated all religion and didn't even drive my grandmother to her brother's funeral because he didn't want to go to a church.
	That was a big fight.
	And then he died.
	Mid-fight.
	And my parents are atheists.
	I only discovered Catholicism when my daughter was born, and that would be 2006.
	So that is why.
	Oh, this is Thailand too, by the way.
	But don't show that.
	Oh.
	That's fake.
	That's bread.
	Okay.
	They make body part bread.
	K few.
	Yes.
	You know not to show actual dead bodies on porn or anything like that?
	Yes.
	Do you like the Real McKenzie?
	I'm more of a Daglo Abortions guy.
	I like both those bands.
	In fact, the Daglo Abortions were our friends, and they have a song called Anal Chinook, which was my band.
	We opened for them many times.
	And I remember we're drinking beer with them backstage, and the bassist is playing, and he was too drunk.
	And as he's playing, he vomits.
	So he's like, and just keeps playing.
	Doesn't miss a beat.
	I think they're from Vancouver.
	Yeah, that's the album with Anil Chinook on it.
	All right, what else do we got here?
	Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.
	Well, it sounds like you're looking through that.
	So in the meantime, people definitely check this out on your own time because it's a bit lengthy, I suppose, right?
	But it's that video where they like the life of pets or something like that.
	Stone Defense fund, is it?
	I'll look it up and make sure.
	I think it is Stone Defendable.
	Why don't you look it up right now?
	Stone.
	You're giving up on that.
	You failed that mission.
	Stone.
	Defense.
	Fun dot foxes, the viewers are so torpid.
	But they're smiling.
	Stone.
	You're so lugubrious.
	Stone.
	Why are you still with fun lyrics?
	This is torture.
	Stone.
	Okay, that's enough.
	That was really weird.
	And who did that?
	Well, I'll tell you.
	It's a person by the name of No Chance.
	So the YouTuber.
	YouTuber.
	You're showing it.
	No chance.
	Did you show it?
	Nope.
	Just show it, dude.
	Just show it.
	No chance.
	All right, I'll read two more.
	This is like reading my books, My Kids, My Youngest Stories Before Bed.
	Oh my God, that almost made me cry.
	Oh.
	Because I realized I used to read them all books, and then they get too old to be read stories.
	And I'm down to the last story, kid.
	Damn.
	That sucks.
	Read me stories.
	Thanks.
	This one's called Deschooling Society by Ivan Illich.
	Have either of you guys read the book Deschooling Society by Ivan Illich?
	When I was 19, I'm 32 now, my philosophy professor at community college was thrown out of school for having a mental episode and screaming at a nun.
	Turns out he didn't take his medication that day.
	I had met him about a week before at lunch.
	He was a scraggly old dude telling my friend stories about taking LSD way back when.
	You know, I used to work at this anarchist cafe called EFAC, which is Cafe Backwards.
	We were attacked by Nazi skinheads there once.
	They stormed in, smashed everyone in the head with baseball bats, including Aiden Gert, our drummer, and then they ran out the back and jumped in a car.
	So all you people talking about Nazis, I've fought real, actual Nazis and been beaten with baseball bats.
	But I remember that it would attract the sort of weirdos in town.
	And in the day, about half the clientele would be severely mentally ill.
	Homeless people, just freaks, weirdos.
	This one guy would rub the Bible like this until it was like a leather thing that he would just rub all day.
	But when I would talk to them about ACID, almost without exception, they told me that they used to do acid in the early 70s and the late 60s.
	And back then, it was as big as a lifesaver.
	And I realized LSD must have made millions of people completely insane, permanently damaged.
	As soon as I found he was a professor, not a homeless person, I signed up for all his classes.
	Anyway, the dude got booted from school, and I saw him walking down the street 10 years later talking to himself.
	I ran across the street and told him the same story he didn't remember.
	We had coffee and he recommended the book by Illich.
	By the way, I'm not endorsing this.
	This guy might be some crazy Nazi.
	I don't know.
	But it might be a good book.
	If he's a viewer of our show, the odds are it's a good book.
	Look it up.
	Why wouldn't you be looking that up?
	I was queuing some of the.
	What is the name of it?
	Deschooling Society by Ivan Illich.
	Got it.
	Got it.
	Oh, I don't like books with ugly covers.
	I judge books by their covers, and when they look homemade, they usually suck.
	When they look self-published, you think, why couldn't you find a publisher?
	That's not too bad.
	Oh, but maybe it's a book about, what's it about?
	Just abolishing school?
	That's my new kick.
	Oh, that's why he's recommending.
	Most controversial educational revolutionary gives his prescription for remaking schools to meet our human needs.
	Hmm.
	I will check that out.
	And that is a cool cover.
	I guess I was looking at maybe a reprint.
	Yep, looks like it.
	The current education system blows and so does my story.
	No, it's a good story.
	But this book has some cool ideas I think you would be interested in if you haven't discovered it.
	It's a real quick read, 1971.
	Talks about the technocrats ruling society.
	P.S. I'm $60,000 in debt.
	That's actually good, dude.
	Wow.
	That's a low number.
	The numbers I'm hearing now from Generation Y or whatever, Z, is like 200.
	From studying at Dumb Liberal Arts College and currently in welding school because there's no way I will vote for one of those psychos who want to forgive student loans.
	I wish I had done this 14 years ago because I would have a house right now and wouldn't be paying $800 a month to live in a fucking garage.
	Thank you, sir.
	Get a trade.
	Weld.
	If you are remarkably curious about chemistry and you're fascinated by your lab work and on the weekends, you will come in and get permission from the prof to do an experiment and check the Petri dish all excited on Monday, see what happened, then yes, you should be at school.
	You're part of the 5%, the STEM people.
	The other 95 need a trade.
	Become a plumber.
	You're not drenched in shit every day as a plumber.
	You have a new little conundrum every day.
	It's a very, if you're mechanically inclined and you're good at little puzzles and stuff, you should become a plumber.
	It's different every day.
	And everyone needs a plumber.
	I've never called someone with a speech pathology degree at four in the morning, but I have called when my sump pump exploded and I needed him badly then and I was willing to pay anything because my house was being destroyed.
	Some debt averages.
	You're also very valid, too, in society, you know?
	Someone like me, does society really need me?
	Everyone needs a plumber.
	When he's done, they feel good.
	Dentists tend to have a high suicide rate because everyone hates being around them.
	Everyone is happy when their plumber shows up.
	And yeah, the bill is a bummer, but that's separate.
	You don't see them when they're writing the check.
	Okay, last letter.
	On your show the other day, you guys were talking about exploring stupid people and the Down syndrome girl that got prom queen, etc.
	It reminded me of this website that always irritates me.
	So airy is the bra underwear part of American Eagle.
	They recently started this campaign to stop photoshopping their models.
	Here's why I'm against not photoshopping models.
	When you make a woman look perfect in a magazine, you are simulating the way we see women when we're in love.
	If you're in love with a girl you just met and she has a zit on her ass, it's invisible.
	You don't see it.
	And someone will go, hey, you know that girl you love?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I just did a 69 with her.
	She has a zit on her ass.
	He'd go, no, she doesn't.
	And then he'd show you the zit and go, there it is right there.
	And he goes, holy shit, I never noticed that.
	Because you make them perfect.
	So that's what they're simulating.
	Then they started bringing on very strange-looking women to represent the diverse population.
	Now it's gotten out of control.
	God forbid we have good-looking women modeling underwear.
	Please see attachments.
	Remember there was a controversy where these girls, skinny girls, they had to show models wearing super fat pig brown nylons?
	Why aren't you looking to saw?
	Got it.
	No, I'm talking about a new thing.
	Is it attachments?
	He said, please see attachments.
	Okay, first of all, this is in the notes in the mailbag, what I just read.
	Yes.
	What do you mean, yes?
	I just read it.
	You should have been ready with the hay on your show the other day, Down syndrome.
	Got it.
	Oh, you got it?
	I did.
	Wow.
	That only took a long time.
	But I'm talking about something different now.
	Now I'm talking about this controversy where they have to show giant fat pig brown nylons so they would get skinny girls to stand in them and stretch them out.
	And the fat girls were mad because they wanted to be in them.
	I'm not a giant fat woman, so I don't know, but I think women like looking at pretty women just as much.
	Holy crap, you're really not on your game today.
	I think you're going to get your period tomorrow.
	You have to add the word controversy to find these things.
	Folks at home, I call you now the fox.
	Hey, cartoon fox.
	You guys believe this shit?
	There we go.
	I'm weakened.
	Plus size brand slammed for using thin models to show how big lingerie is.
	But is that so bad?
	Should you just have a giant fat pig there?
	Maybe.
	Maybe you should.
	I mean, you're showing how the thing works, and you're trying to make fat girls happy.
	Yeah, I think I agree with this controversy.
	I think I'm on the social justice warrior side with this.
	False advertising.
	No, that's not why.
	If you're a fat pig, then you want to see fat pigs.
	You don't be reminded of how unbelievable, I'm so unbelievably fat.
	A pretty girl can fit in one of my legs.
	That's not appealing.
	So that was a dumb move.
	You're right, feminists.
	But I think this woman might be wrong also.
	Let me see what she was talking about.
	1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,000.
	What are you doing?
	I found another article.
	No, no, we've moved on, my dear.
	Whistling Thank you.
	Please put these together.
	Put together a compilation of me saying to Ryan, can you find that?
	Can you look that up?
	Can you?
	Wait, you already lost the previous link?
	No.
	Why isn't it up?
	I got a bunch of tabs and now I'm sweating from flop, sweat, and pressure.
	Holy crap, that's your only hope is that you can't handle pressure.
	Because the alternative is that you're an imbecile.
	There it is.
	No?
	Why'd you go buy it?
	I didn't buy that.
	Alright, so that woman is kind of old.
	That woman has freckles.
	She looks pretty good.
	These women look fine.
	Maybe they've changed it since she sent the link.
	No.
	These women all look great.
	Okay, that one's kind of chubby.
	But you're marketing yourself to chubby things.
	Chubby women.
	I don't think...
	I think these women look pretty normal, and you want normal girls to buy your underwear.
	You're looking at what you would, you want to imagine what the bra would look like on you, so you want some variety.
	And if it's a big, huge, fat tit bra, then you're going to use someone with gigantic fat tits.
	Now, that one's a little different, but whatever.
	They've been using that underwear.
	Yeah, they're really big on that cow patch thing these days.
	You know, you look up Warby Parker.
	This might have changed, but I buy my glasses from them.
	And every single model is black.
	Like very, very black.
	At least they were when I last bought glasses.
	No, just go to Warby Parker itself.
	Holy crap, I'm going to shoot you.
	Wouldn't that be an amazing?
	Oh, we've already done that.
	I was going to say that would be great to have the last show.
	And then you hear, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
	And you just see me get taken away.
	And I'm like, I couldn't take it anymore.
	That is a spoiler.
	Okay, that is not a black person.
	Shop men.
	That person is a Caucasian.
	All right, so they changed it.
	But I just thought with glasses and you're on a sort of a hipstery site, shouldn't you look like, okay, shop men, shouldn't you look like the majority of the customers?
	Huh.
	They changed it.
	It used to be all, every single person on that site used to be a very dark black African.
	Maybe on your phone.
	And I just thought it was weird.
	The mobile version was different.
	That's when spontaneity doesn't help.
	They seem to have changed that.
	Let's just, I think the big point is when they say they're talking about real models in magazine, they say redefining beauty and they have someone who's like a burn victim or has some strange like cleft palate or has a strange birth defect disease.
	Like they'd have some woman like this who was born with like a squished head and they go redefining beauty.
	And you're watching it going, no, I'm sorry.
	I love you.
	You're probably a great person, but you're not beautiful.
	Beauty is a thing that you can't acquire.
	That's why supermodels make so much money.
	I'm sorry.
	Not everyone can be in the NBA.
	That's why we like, that's like why we like watching baseball.
	I'm going to the baseball game.
	Yeah, you don't want to see some average pitching.
	I don't want to see someone throw a fastball at 40 miles an hour.
	I want it to go so fast that they represent a fraction of the percent of the baseball world.
	That's 30 miles an hour pitch right there.
	But I feel differently.
	I'm with the feminists in the social justice wars when it comes to modeling underwear on a retail site where you buy underwear.
	What are you going to do with a big, huge bra and a big, huge panties?
	You shouldn't stick a skinny girl in them.
	I'm a feminist now.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I've been converted.
	All right, we got to go.
	Let's end with a funny video.
	Why don't we end with The Lion Attacking That Girl?
	I think I called it TV Host Career is Over.
	I'm sure you're familiar with it.
	I think from now on, Ryan, I'm going to send you all the stories in advance.
	You have to read them all, click on all the links, watch them, and be familiar.
	You have to spend like an hour with our stories.
	Wait, stop, stop, stop.
	I usually don't look through the mailbag one, though, because it's usually just text.
	That hasn't been a problem.
	The one thing you don't handle hasn't been a problem.
	So this seems to be some Spanish show where for some reason they have a delicious snack of a child next to a fucking tiger.
	Lion.
	Liger.
	No, that's a, what is that?
	A female lion?
	It's a lion and a tiger combined.
	No, it's a lion.
	Can you hear the audio?
	Is there any audio?
	Nope.
	Animals love children because they're easy prey.
	Oh, my.
	Oh, my God.
	Look at him smiling.
	Look at her smiling and looking at the camera.
	Wow.
	I think it's time to panic.
	Why is everyone trying to be cool?
	Oh, I don't want to wreck this TV show.
	Wreck the TV show.
	You would really wreck the TV show?
	A mauling of a child.
	Yeah.
	I hate every person in that room.
	Yeah, that is Rodardo.
	But she took the child from the mom, and look at the mom fake smiling.
	His career is over.
	Look at that face.
	I'm screwed.
	My show is over.
	Maybe this network is over.
	Sheesh.
	This network, however, is thriving.
	We just broke 10,000.
	I'd like to thank my sponsors, Sam Cedar and David Pachman, for giving me that 1,000 tipping point.
	10% of our subscribers, by the way.
	That's incredible.
	I've been fired from every job I've ever had, and I just keep coming out on top because America is a wonderful place when you work your fucking ass off and produce, you eventually make money.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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