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July 24, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E41 - LEFT WING CENSORSHIP
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Music.
Charlie always takes more than he eats.
knows a couple chords Viewers sent in that song, also from Sorry Maw to take out Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out The Trash, which was the replacement's debut album in 1981.
Tommy Stinson, the bassist, joined that band when he was 11.
He was 15 when that song came out.
And the viewer said, I like it with the chain out.
Thanks, me.
This is me, you know, like wiggers are trying to be rappers.
I wear Cuban links trying to be a Brooklyn blue-collar guy.
Yeah, I like that.
It's a good aesthetic.
I go for the same aesthetic.
Yeah, it's like retired cop look.
Yeah, yeah, but Italian, though.
Sure.
Do the Irish do it?
No, they do with a cross.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he said, that song is a rip-off of Dreams by Fleetwood Mac.
I'm not sure I agree.
Let's hear Dreams.
There's no D-L.
Same key, and you get those drills.
Some of the Dill.
Yeah.
The vibe is extraordinarily similar.
The bass and drum grooves are very similar.
Well, the bassist is 15.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sue me.
Yeah, it's almost Fleetwood Mac's fault for being immature bass-wise.
You're playing a 15-year-old's bass line, stupid.
But you learn bass at 11.
You're 15, and someone goes, that's a rip off.
Sorry, I'm just trying to put an album out.
I'm a child.
So here's theirs.
And you hear that same.
Yeah.
You know what?
Their mom probably played Fleetwood Mac.
Tommy Stitson, the bassist, and the guitarist Bob were brothers.
Okay, yeah, so they heard that song and they don't know that.
And they started out playing covers when he was 11.
Yeah.
I ripped something off unintentionally before.
It's very easy to do.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And it's hard for bassists because there's only so many riffs.
Right.
I'll never forget Anal Chinook.
This would be 1988.
And our bassist comes storming into our practice space, which was actually Blake's basement.
We killed his dog.
Why?
Because we had this song called Fuck You.
We had to practice at home.
His mother was French Canadian.
They're very Catholic.
So we changed the song to God Bless You and made it about religion.
So it was like, God bless you.
God bless you.
Anyway, it was so loud that the dog had a heart attack upstairs and died.
Wow.
Sorry about that, mom.
Sorry, mom.
Forgot to take out the dog.
No, I did not forget to take out the dog.
I took out the dog.
You're welcome, Mom.
But he came storming into the practice space and he puts on his bass really fast and points it and he goes, check it out, dude.
I have a riff so awesome that you can write a song around it.
And then Blake just goes, Mr. Cab Driver don't like the color of my skin.
And the bassist just took it off, went, fuck!
And threw it away because he thought he invented.
What is that, Mr. Craig?
Lenny Kravitz's song, Mr. Cab Driver.
Oh, you got it there?
I hate these fucking intros.
Mr. Cab Driver won't stop to let me in.
Mr. Cab Driver don't like my kind of skin.
Yeah, Lenny, the cab driver that doesn't want to let you in is black.
And he's noticed a pattern in the Bronx where he keeps getting mugged.
Yeah, he's Nigerian, dude.
Yeah.
Nigerian Rastafarian.
And New York was a war zone back then.
It's pre-Giuliani.
Oh, speaking of pre-Giuliani and speaking of free speech, here's a fun video.
The police are having a great time in de Blasios, New York.
Here is what they go through.
Sitting on the train, ready to die for their job, ready to save lives, ready to stop women from getting raped.
This is what you heard about the water thing the other day where they were getting water poured on them.
Well, that's nothing.
This is their day to day now being a cop.
It's hot.
Are they wearing gold?
That's...
What the f*** is that?
My father is...
It's...
Suck my fingers brain.
Suck my dick.
Cops should be saying, stand back.
Suck my fingers.
Suck my dick.
Suck my fingers.
Freedom of speech.
I'm not doing nothing.
Freedom of speech.
I understand, sir.
You're just an asshole.
Free to be an asshole.
Suck my ass.
Put hands on me.
Put your hands on me.
Put your hands on me.
Oh, that's enraging.
Pretty great.
I mean, technically, legally, he is correct.
That is legal.
You can go up to a cop and say, fuck you, pig.
Yes.
And I know our politics, personally, that rubs us the wrong way, and we just want the guy arrested.
But free speech includes speech you don't like.
And that includes speech I don't like.
And I don't like when people tell the cops to suck their dick.
I don't like disrespect.
Unless the cop is a female and they're in a loving relationship and they're in the privacy of their own bedroom and she's looking forward to having sexual relations with that gentleman.
By all means, tell a cop that.
But I don't think that was the case in that video.
I do not believe it was romantic.
No.
I don't think those two are dating.
That'd be funny if he said, suck my dick.
And the cop was like, I'm on my shift.
Honey.
Give me your number.
Will you stop showing up at my work?
Yeah, if you play into it.
Yes, I love you too.
He would get so creeped out if the cop played in with it.
He's like, all right, you look cute.
He's like, I loved him at work right now.
Oh, that's the water thing?
Yeah.
Here's another thing about these cops saying, what are we supposed to do?
It was 110 degrees.
It felt like 110.
It was like 105 on Saturday last week.
Imagine you're walking drenched with all that equipment, all that crap, those notebooks you need.
Oh, yeah.
And you're just like scrunch, strench, shrinch for the rest of the day.
Look at that.
Yeah, that's fucked.
Look at this.
And look at them have to walk away.
They're both Asian cops, by the way.
Now, that's different.
They look it, at least.
Well, I think the second one definitely was.
But that's different.
Freedom of speech includes suck my dick.
But this thing, you're making a cop less capable of doing his job.
That's assault.
If you attack.
Yeah, that's pouring water on somebody.
Is it assault?
Sure it is.
Because he's not as nimble now.
What if there's someone raping someone and he has to run over there?
You're like, squank, scrank, scrank, scrank, scrank, scrank.
Gotta say, you Americans, you ever talk about soakers?
I've mentioned this in a video about the difference between Americans and Canadians.
In Canada, soakers are kryptonite.
And if you find out another guy got a soaker, it's like meeting someone who is at Pearl Harbor.
Like you take a knee and you just go, I'm sorry to hear that, brother.
Sometimes you don't know what to say.
It's like when someone has lost their parents in a car crash, you just can say, I'm so sorry for your loss.
It's a single tier.
So yeah, when you get a soaker, because maybe we have more like cold water and puddles and stuff, but that's your day done.
And because it's cold out, we have boots on and stuff that absorb more.
You guys got your flip-flops on and your chucks, but even wet chucks.
That's your day toasted.
Misery.
Oh, but you know what's sweeter than heaven?
What?
How about when you get back?
Finally, you're back home.
Squeech, squench, squench.
You take off your wet boot, plop.
Damn it.
You peel off your sock.
Oh, God, fuck.
Pruny toes.
Pruny toes.
And then you get a nice, fresh cotton gray Haines from the dryer even.
Yeah, that is pretty luxury.
I shower first.
I get the whole body wet to join the feet because this is a group.
You just ruined it.
I'll go back.
I'm going to have to replenish my good vibes by telling you an even hotter, more sensual feeling.
How about when you have a wet bathing suit on for hours and hours and you're starting to get crotch rot and stuff and you take off your big thing and then you get a pair of undies.
What's that thing called where people talk like this and make sense?
ASMR.
ASMR?
Yeah.
I'm going to do an ASMR video.
And then you get some fresh, dry undies, tidy whiteies from the dryer.
And the heat from the tidy whiteys is on your cool white buns.
Or if you're African-American, cool beige buns.
Or yellow buns.
Or yellow buns in the Oriental community, in Lion's case.
And you just feel those hot undies on your cold butt cheeks.
It's the best.
It's better than removing your stress strands.
Yes, that's true.
People of all dimensions.
True.
On the fourth plantation of Mars.
That's true.
Where we will all reside and have to answer for our soul.
Holy crap.
Oh, my God.
I got to find it.
You know, I shouldn't bring it up because I don't have it ready, but somebody DM'd me a video.
It's mother-daughter.
And so they do an interview with this person or something, and they're sending emails back and forth.
Actually, my friend Jesse of Pod Offel did an interview with them.
And they are that.
They're that.
Isn't this borderline child abuse?
Yeah.
Like, if you take your kid and brainwash her into thinking that there's people of multi-dimensions and you can remove stress by pulling strands out of your head, you've brainwashed your child.
Here's where it's dangerous.
If they try to remove from somebody else, be like, hey, let me remove some stress from you.
And they're like, what are you doing?
And then they think you're attacking them.
Then it's a problem.
Like, say she goes up to somebody who's like a clearly insane person.
They're like, we need to remove your stress.
Shut up, Brian.
I'm just saying.
I was having such good feelings with my warm buns and hot socks.
And then you just, you bring in some crazy cockamami theory that a girl's going to get killed because she went like this to a stranger.
Yep.
That's a great theory.
Twitter has suspended culture.
This was big news.
Is that today's news?
I just saw it this morning.
Yes.
Twitter suspends conservative media website with no explanation.
Now, this totally coincidentally is a site that supports me and Laura Loomer and Milo, criticizes the DNC.
That's a coincidence.
They've been banned for some sort of copyright problem while they were talking about Hollywood movies or something.
Yeah, something that is done pretty often.
Yeah, they're associated with the SPLC suit.
I did a big interview with them when I declared war on the SPLC.
And they're gone now.
They featured a picture of me recently and were banned.
Again, not only am I banned, anyone who supports me is banned.
And why is that?
Because it's stamping out hate?
Really?
It's got nothing to do with 2020 and Trump and the fact that Antifa has infiltrated.
In that article, they talk about Twitter actually has members of Antifa on their staff as the corporate tech giant actively harbors the anti-American domestic terrorist sleeper cell that viciously attacks journalists in the streets.
And they also talk about Joe Biggs, a prominent Antifa critic who frequently organized with the Proud Boys, had his verification removed, and then just hours later was suspended entirely.
This is a military vet, But he was critical of Antifa, and that violates their policies.
It is alt-right to be against the alt-left in clown world.
Clown world.
Clown world.
Yeah.
Oh, you know the whole thing.
Clown world.
Does everyone know about this?
We should just tell, because we probably have some boomer viewers who aren't familiar with all the latest clown world things.
But there's a thing for people who have very sensitive ears where they like to hear sounds.
So pretty girls, and I think some guys, just do things like put fur on the mic or talk like this really quietly.
And there's hours and hours and hours and millions and millions of views of people like breaking a cucumber or scraping their fingernail along a popsicle stick.
You know all of the things.
You're very aware of the small.
I know everything except modern pop music.
Alternative music.
But show me more.
I like the ones where there's a mic there.
Alright, we got some.
And they talk super quiet.
Oh, no, okay.
We need microphones.
I want to see some fake ferns get crumpled.
What did you do today?
Oh, sorry, I'm late.
I was watching some plastic ferns get crumpled.
I have something to admit.
There's a thing on Instagram where it's like playing with slime, and it looks very good.
Okay, but just show the AM.
We got to get on with this show.
We've got a lot to do.
There we go.
This is it.
It's multiracial.
Look at that.
Piercing.
Is she talking?
I can't hear.
Yes, she can.
What's that lady?
I don't know what other people...
Probably.
I mean, they masturbate to just about everything, don't they?
Wow, you know, you got good hearing when you masturbate to sounds.
You should be a sound engineer, sir.
Anyway, I want to talk to Allie because he's one of the main guys behind it.
And Culture is the only outlet that constantly covered social media censorship and amplified banned voices.
That's wrote Bostic.
That's the guy who started, I believe.
Today, our Twitter account was suspended.
Stop the bias.
Let's talk to Allie right now.
Well, actually, I should say we have to call him first.
Try to find Ali while you have him.
Yeah, but wait, you want...
But while we do what?
Well, while we do what?
You sound like Kamala Harris.
But while we do what?
For who?
Oh, I got to find that video where she's being Ebonic.
And that relates to Ali.
I got to ask him about that.
Okay, let's get him on the line, shall we?
And Johnny's gonna die.
Johnny's gonna die.
Ali, are you there?
I'm here.
What's up, my man?
I just saw on the news this morning that you've been suspended or culture has been suspended.
Yeah, so we got a flood of DMCA notices from mainly one Hollywood firm, and they took down our account on Twitter, which is unusual because DMCA notices, like as you know, they usually take down the copyrighted content or whatever.
But Culture is a news outlet that covers newsworthy things.
We link those things, and none of this is original content, but they took down our entire account.
So we're appealing and we'll see what ends up happening.
But this feels like we're being targeted.
Yeah.
So all you did, it's not like you stole from a movie and said, here's my animal house.
You just reported on things that were Hollywood-based and linked to them.
Were they embedded?
Yeah, some of them were embedded and some of them were linked.
And what's really strange about it is that Twitter ends up sending you a report.
And I've never seen a DMCA notice like this where they showed us other people who had violated the same content.
And, you know, one of those people is LeBron James.
So LeBron James still has his content.
And one of the latest offending, you know, whatever thing that we put out there was several months ago, Milo had posted this Avengers type clip that showed you, Alex Jones, Laura Loomer, himself all being banned and kind of advertised as the Avengers.
Well, this used like a six-second clip, a six-second clip from the audio soundtrack.
And as you know, that's fair use.
So it's not covered under the DMCA.
And that was the final strike.
That's what's going on here.
This is what's going on.
And it's ironic because you guys started this thing to say, all right, these people are getting banned.
They don't have a voice.
Let's give them a voice.
Then you gave them a voice, and now you're banned.
Yeah, you know, I think it was a good experiment.
And I think that we're going to get our account back.
I think, you know, I have some relationships at Twitter and we'll try to go through the regular appeals process and see, you know, if that works or not works.
But, you know, my goal is to create a paper trail here.
There is somebody in mid-management at Twitter who is hunting us down.
And culture, look, you're newsworthy.
Milo's newsworthy.
Alex Jones is newsworthy.
And even more than newsworthy, if what is happening to y'all is affecting public policy and members of Congress or the president is making policy based off of what's happening to y'all or what y'all believe, then the public ought to be able to hear that and know that.
And I believe that it shouldn't just come from media matters.
So if why is culture banned, but not media matters?
Recovering the same people.
We just have a different perspective on it.
We like to report and not dox.
Well, I think it can't be a coincidence that you also were on the radar recently for pointing out that Kamala Harris doesn't have the black experience.
She's a Montrealer.
Her dad is Jamaican-owned slaves.
He was not around for most of her life.
And that made you a target because that's the new Biden, I think.
Yeah, 16 days of nonstop news coverage.
And, you know, there's a difference between cable news and broadcast news.
And so, not only was this in the journal list Twitter sphere, this made cable news, and then it was, you know, on Face the Nation, ABC nightly news.
It was, it's really kind of alarming that, you know, I'm a biracial guy, but I'm African American calling out an Indian Jamaican saying, hey, this is Becky with the good hair.
This isn't, you know, you know, this isn't.
She wouldn't get that reference, though.
She doesn't know what Becky is.
No, but she went to Howard.
That makes her black.
Her and Rachel Dozel went to Howard at the same time.
But, you know, I forgot there was this interview where, you know, Chris Matthews is asking someone, well, is she really, you know, black or African American?
And the reporter responds back, well, she went to Harvard or she went to Howard as if, okay, well, that's a substitute.
There we go.
You learned all your blackness in just four years.
Does that imply that if white people go to Howard, they can become black in just four years?
I guess so.
I guess so.
Well, remember when she was at Howard, she was smoking a bong and listening to Eminem and Tupac, who hadn't yet released any music.
That's how she had her finger on the pulse.
Yeah, doesn't she remind you a little bit of Hillary Clinton, though?
You know, I've got hot sauce in my bag.
And, you know, just kind of faking this whole experience when voters really just want you to be yourself.
And I think that that's what's awesome about black people is they like authentic white dudes.
They like authentic, you know, whatever you are.
And these Democrats, they're never authentic about it.
And we know why, because they lock up blacks.
They promise blacks, you know, 40 acres and a mule.
They do nothing for them.
They're trying to turn this country into a Latinx country while promising black people, you know, that they'll give them whatever for their votes.
And they still need black votes for the next decade or two.
And it's just lie after lie.
This is the kind of talk that gets you banned.
You should stop it now.
Allie, thanks for coming to the show.
We know exactly what's going on here.
This has nothing to do with Hollywood copyrights and everything to do with you daring to utilize free speech.
Yeah, I think so.
And we're not going to stop, though.
We're going to build our email list.
We're on Parlor.
We're on Telegram.
And if they keep us banned on Twitter, then we'll just start new Twitter accounts.
We're going to flood the zone and make sure that de-platform people get re-platformed as much as we can.
Do it.
Fighting solves everything, man.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Thanks.
Everybody snares and everybody hoots.
Johnny always needs.
Very few people hoot.
What is a hoot?
The lead singer of the blowfish.
Hooting and hollering?
I know what hollering is.
What's hooting?
Hooting.
Whoo!
People don't hoot.
Or they go, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot.
People don't hoot.
People don't hoot no more.
All they do is diss.
We need to get these motherfuckers hooting no more.
Is that a thing?
No, I just made that up.
Okay.
Did you like it?
Yes.
Maybe for not reasons that you don't.
There's that song, People Don't Dance No More.
All They Do Is Dis.
All They Do Is Diss.
All They Do Is This.
That's by Big Boy and Andre 3000, who were in the band Outcast with a K. So Allie was talking about Kamala Harris blacking it up.
Find the video where it says black community rags on Kamala Harris for pretending to be black.
Oh, that's a song?
Yeah.
What are happening?
I don't know.
100 2000 has vanished.
They're really creative, though.
You know what?
He was in a show or something recently.
Like, he did acting for a little bit.
That's here.
Didn't he play fucking?
Shut up.
Jimi Hendrix?
Shut up.
Stay good for tasting malls and leaving the broken glass when you call.
The two heads white walls that was lit by the cat eyes.
Who's calling?
Well, yeah, hellcast was a bunch of guys.
Anyway, that wasn't the chorus, so it wasn't interesting.
Total waste of time.
I've never heard that before.
Andre 2000 was in a movie where he was Jimi Hendrix.
But the Jimi Hendrix estate, his sister, I think, might be see you next Tuesday.
Oh.
And she refused to give them the rights for the music.
That's right.
Which is, I don't want to see it anymore.
Imagine watching Queen and it's just queen-type music.
There's no such thing as queen-ish music.
There's no such thing as Jimi Hendrix-ish music.
It has to be that wasn't me playing the radio.
That was a cappella.
I've got to be in.
I'm going to ask Pentatonics.
I'm going to send a tape of that to Pentatonics with a legal contract saying this is not a recording of Jimmy.
This is a human mouth.
I'd patent it first.
So that way they can't see it.
Yeah, you're right.
I should do that.
But I can't patent it because it's indistinguishable even by computer from the actual song.
So the movie tanked.
And then I think Andre 3000, I don't know, he got his feelers hurt and he just stopped being a dude.
Maybe.
Just vanished.
Oh, that's too hot, man.
Stop being a dude.
So play her.
Do you find it yet?
Yep.
Mr. Run All Over the Place with Andre 3000?
Okay, play the beginning and then I want to show you a certain part of it where she sounds like me being a black person.
So after the debates, the issue of race became a heated topic specifically between Kamala and Joe Biden.
Now, of course, in true Kamala Harris fashion, she decided to try and capitalize on her newly found blackness, the blackness that really didn't exist or was ever talked about, Kamala, or in regard to Kamala until she ran this race.
Prior to this race, all she ever discussed was her Indian family and how close she was to them.
So of course, people feel a little bit skeptical about Kamala weaponizing the black experience for her own personal political Agenda.
And the black community specifically, they're not buying it.
They're not buying it.
So I'm going to do a free speech TV presents about this, about all the black people whose black dad peaced out when they were a kid, like Kamala Harris, Tom Arello from Rage Against the Machine, Jordan Peele, Mariah Carey, Barack Hussein Obama.
The list goes on and on and on.
And then they were raised by white people in totally white communities like Corey Booker.
And then they come back and like, yo, what's up?
I'm Corey Booker.
I was just talking about my anti-bone.
And you go, you're a white person.
So, okay, go to three minutes in.
And Camilla Harris starts being, don't give me no jab.
She's from Montreal.
We're from the same place.
Benefit black people?
Well, benefit all society.
Let's be clear about that.
Check this out.
Let's really be clear about that.
So I'm not going to sit here and say I'm going to do something that's only going to benefit black people.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kamala.
That was cringy.
So I ain't going to sit here and tell you something I'm going to do something that's only going to benefit black people.
Play that again.
I ain't going to sit here.
You ain't going to sit here and say that.
And we understand that that's part of why we're doing it.
Listen, the reality also is this.
Any policy that will benefit black people will benefit all society.
Let's be clear about that.
Let's really be clear about that.
So I'm not going to sit here and say I'm going to do something that's only going to benefit black people.
Just pause.
Or stop it.
She sounds like Gary Coleman.
Yeah.
Like actually likes Gary Coleman.
She learned her blackness from 80s television.
She's short circuit.
She's in Canada.
She's number Johnny 5.
Oh my God, that's literally true.
She was in Canada, in Montreal, and the black experience we had there was either French Haitians or we would watch different strokes.
And the next thing you know, we started dating and only getting good at it, if you will.
Cine, I'm doing the whole urban combat thing.
You know, I got to keep it.
I mean, myself.
I was, what, 13 when that show came out?
So I only started dating.
I only started doing it and getting good at it, if you will.
Oh, your head's going to fall off.
The couch has moved.
Gary, you.
It sounds like he's farting, but it's just scooching all over the leather chair.
Using the couch as a wheelchair, if you will.
The rap.
Can we get Gary Coleman back here in the shot?
He scooched right out of frame.
Kamal Harris is going to start doing that.
So yeah, that guy's going to get demonetized for criticizing Kamala Harris.
Culture got demonetized for mentioning me for the G-Dog.
And David Pachman has been talking a lot of shit about me and calling me Proud Boys Extremists.
And he wants me banned.
And not only, I've been demonetized on YouTube forever, but I'm still allowed to purchase advertisements for my private site.
Just like if I owned a lawn care company, I would be allowed to procure an advertisement for my lawn care.
You got me demonetized.
I can't make money through your program.
Can I start my own thing and can I advertise?
No.
So check out David Packman.
That number is 219-2DavidP.
Gavin McInnes is one of the founders of an extremist right-wing group called Extremist.
He has a new program.
That program is advertising on YouTube, interestingly.
And here's a voicemail I got pointing out a very strange double standard.
Take a listen.
Hey, Dave, this is Tyler from Alexandria, Virginia.
Call him because I was just watching YouTube and I saw an ad for Gavin McGinnis's show and was just completely shocked that with all the demonetization going on that someone like him is allowed to advertise.
YouTube clearly doesn't care anymore about what content successful people make money off of.
And I just wanted to say I've been a member since 2016.
And anyone who values the work you do should pitch in any way they can.
Wait a minute, just pause.
Just noticed something.
He knew what that call was before the call arrived.
So it's pre-recorded?
Or the guy's just repeating what he'd already told Pac-Man?
No, maybe it's a voicemail.
Apparently it's a voicemail.
Okay, why did he say thank you to a voicemail?
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, what?
Thank you.
That is weird.
So anyway, so he's pissed off that I'm allowed to advertise because I started an extremist group.
And he's someone who disseminates information for a living, but wants others not to be able to disseminate information.
It's like when Google kills searches.
It's so weird to be in the information business and also be on your high horse saying, don't let them talk.
But he keeps talking about it and keeps saying, get rid of him, get rid of him, get rid of him.
And guess what happens?
I guess the robots hear him saying my name, so they demonetize him.
Check it out.
75% of our videos.
I don't think he's talking about all his videos.
I think he's talking about one particular group of videos.
It's clickbait.
But it's clickbait.
But check out the next link where I show you exactly where he talks about.
If things keep going this way, he may have to start his own thing, like, I don't know, called FreeSpeech2.tv?
We might be in a position to have to change our story choices in order to save our revenue.
And what I mean by that is if we didn't have revenue coming in through membership or through Patreon, I might have to start each day thinking, okay, here's the six stories I want to do, but four of those are likely not to make any money on YouTube.
I guess I'll pick some different stories.
Are you aware of the shithole you designed for yourself, you retard?
Exactly.
Ban Gavin.
He's offensive.
Hey, I'm getting banned.
This is bad.
It's censorship.
Right.
Wow.
Like they call, they create this mess for themselves and they go, what is this shit I'm in?
It's like Ilhan Omar or Linda Sarseur.
She wants Sharia law in America.
And then next thing you know, America's Afghanistan.
She'll go, this place sucks.
I need permission to drive a car.
So that's funny.
It's always Funny when people are hoisted on their own petard, especially when they are a retard.
Also, in the news, this is getting kind of old now.
I'm tempted to skip it, but I'm just so amazed that this terrorist who attacked the ICE facility in Tacoma is getting positive press.
He's a hero.
Yeah, that's the one.
What does the title say?
It says the Guardian celebrates the same Antifa group that firebombed an ICE facility days prior.
And then you scroll down and you see Antifa saying, you know, rest in power.
And he did it in the parking lot.
And he was a wonderful guy and very helpful guy.
And he was murdered by the police for wanting to liberate people.
Again, what kind of spy versus spy mad magazine plan did you have, according to them?
Like, you're just going to blow up the side and then they're all going to scurry out like mice and then go make little homes and no one will know where they are?
They're all just going to get jobs and homes?
How do you think it works?
They're not parakeets.
They're not just going to fly away and have a life.
But I don't think that was his plan.
He had two plans.
Two separate mass killings were stopped that day by law enforcement.
One was the bomb.
The bomb that he had could easily kill 100 people.
And when I say kill, I don't mean hurt.
I mean heads flying everywhere, arms, total decapitation, brutal murders.
But he also had an AR-15 with six clips.
Now, on the previous show, on a previous show with John Cardillo, we learned that he got the shift change wrong.
So he was there too early.
If he had gotten there six minutes later, there would have been the shift change.
All these people in a gun-free zone come pouring out.
This could have been a 250-person murder, mass shooting, Bataclan, Paris shooting day level of terrorism.
but law enforcement thwarted it.
And the mainstream...
There's a tweet there from this girl named Kim Kelly.
Oh, your tweets don't mount as tweets.
Why don't they do that?
I don't know.
That's weird.
Maybe you're logged into Twitter on that computer through me and I'm banned.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe.
Anyway, Kim Kelly says, he targeted the parking lot.
No, he got shot in the parking lot where the vehicles used to deport prisoners are kept, not the prison building itself.
This was an act of righteous sabotage.
No, he had a massive bomb that was going to kill people.
Why would he bring an AR-15 to beat up a car in case the car's tires turned into transformers and then started shooting at him?
And guess who that woman is?
She's a top contributor at Teen Vogue.
And yes, she's Antifa.
So we have Antifa at Twitter, Antifa talking to our teenage daughters.
And by the way, Antifa's totally infiltrated Wikipedia.
My Wikipedia and Proud Boys Wikipedia are literally written by Antifa.
If you go to Proud Boys Mag, you can see an article called Wikipedia has been compromised.
And you can see when they put the editors on their about, they put their likes, and Antifa is listed.
That's one of the groups that they're a part of.
And they're not ashamed of it.
That Kim Kelly chick at Teen Vogue is very happy to be associated with, to be in Antifa.
Kim Kelly.
Speaking of Antifa, there was a big rally in Hamilton, Ontario, where all these people show up on a Pride Day to wave rainbow flags and say, we're gay.
I'm a free speech guy.
I would never go to something like that.
I don't care.
But these Christians see it as a sin.
They see it as a sign of the degradation of society.
So they go there and they say, I don't think God hates fags.
That group is dead.
But they say things like, you'll burn in, I don't know if they said you'll burn in hell.
God saves, I think.
I think it was pretty pro-Christian stuff.
Anyway, there's an altercation and arrests were made.
And many arrests were made on the Antifa side.
Antifa was at the gay parade and they started antagonizing the Christians.
And plenty of the Christians got arrested, but so did Antifa.
And Antifa's take is, let's go to the court hearing and just scream our heads off.
And that'll exonerate everyone because that's how justice works.
All you have to do is go to court and yell.
It has to be loud enough, though.
Yeah.
If you chant enough, usually the judge will go, you know what?
Forget it.
So are we going to adhere to that or are we not?
How are you going to clear it?
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Detective.
That's warning number three, four.
Remember, Tommy is doing two separate prison sentences for questioning people on their way to sentencing.
This, however, is not contempt to court.
This is fine.
What are the police doing at the top there?
Oh, wow.
Drop the charges!
Drop the charges.
They're just standing there yelling, drop the charges.
I can't hear you.
And the prosecutor right now is going, please not three more times or I'm done.
All right.
Well, the cops will be dragging them out of the courtroom, I see.
Here we go.
And no, the cops just leave.
And they're eating.
Like, you need a tea break during your chant?
I think we're a little too comfortable here.
I love free speech, but you're disrupting a trial and you're so relaxed about it.
Can you turn off your bloody notifications, please?
100% of them?
I tried.
We do a show, correct?
Look, they just keep going.
Just had a tea break.
And then if you go scroll forward a bit, there's another guy screaming at them and he brought a bag of chips.
Look at this.
This sums up Clown World.
This is the society we're living in.
Fuckers.
Grown men.
Come and arrest me as they're eating chips and drinking tea.
God, they're really snacking like crazy kids.
Yeah, look at the kid in the green with the sunglasses.
He's like a bad boy.
He's in detention.
Did you hear what I said?
Been fagged back more in the last month than I have in my entire life.
I'm 55 years old.
Terrible, sir.
Press charges.
Right.
if you've been fagged back.
Here, have some chips.
Get out of the room, they said.
And anyway, I think they just stopped the court.
Wow.
Isn't that weird?
Clown World in full effect.
Speaking of Clown World, I got two more doozies.
Will Summer is trying to dox a whistleblower who is, this is what Will Summer does.
He's an activist.
He's not a journalist.
He comes to all my things and combs through.
He's the guy who said that my handcuffs thing wasn't on purpose.
Oh, wow.
I just went, what the fuck?
I didn't know these were rubber.
I thought they were going to shatter.
I didn't feel them.
I don't have nerve endings or eyeballs.
I'm the Helen Keller of free speech.
Anyway, so someone has proof that Ilhan Omar left her husband, divorced her husband, married her gay brother to get him citizenship.
Then when he was naturalized, dumped him and went back with the old guy.
It's a story we all know to be true.
But the guy trying to get the proof is being hindered by Will Summers trying to dox him.
Again, just like David Pac-Man, you have people who disseminate information for a living trying to prevent information.
And then in that article, check it out, oh, the pastry chef, yeah.
In that article, they talk about other doxes he's done recently, like some guy meme Donkyamimula, not Count Donkula, but like Meme Donker, some guy.
And this woman who's a pastry chef at Mar-a-Lago who believes in that QAnon thing.
So?
You know how I feel about QAnon?
I don't know shit about it.
I hear it might be true.
I hear it might not be true.
Just got to trust the plan, man.
But I could still do my job.
Actually, that's a terrible analogy because my job is to say news.
But she makes pastries.
And then in Will Summers' docs, he points out that some of her pastries contain the letter Q. Oh my God.
Like a cue sant.
Now, these are private little things she's done for fun for herself and sent to her friends.
But he's like, still, people are eating Q. Look at that.
She took out a slice to make a Q. Well, she clearly should be in prison.
And then that gingerbread.
I can't believe they could even show that picture.
Well, we're obviously going to be deplatforming.
She made a gingerbread house and put a Q on it.
Ergo, here's her home address.
Here's her name.
Oh, my God.
Like, why don't you want information to come out?
Well, you're a journalist.
Let's get it out there.
Hey, Pac-Man, I'm demonetized just like you from YouTube.
May I advertise a new solution that you don't have to go to if you don't want to?
No, I don't want you talking at all.
Can I talk in the privacy of my own home?
Can I make myself a gingerbread house and put a Q on it?
Because I'm into Q?
No.
Okay.
You're a clown.
And apparently you're in charge.
Hong Kong.
Speaking of peak clown world, Jessica Yanov is back.
Remember that guy who talked about his tight pussy?
He has a penis and balls.
You misgendered him.
Her.
Sorry.
No.
He has a penis and balls, but he talks about his vagina all the time and how tight it is and how awesome it is.
And he's suing several different wax places for not waxing his penis and balls.
Wait a minute.
Didn't I do a joke about this?
Yeah.
About three months ago when I was trying desperately to exaggerate, which I can't do anymore, I talked about a gynecologist being forced to examine a penis and balls.
I think I did it at the Toya Yamaguchi talk.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, your clictoris is engorged.
It seems to be elongated.
That's going to be a problem.
And you have these large ball-like things in your labia.
Also, your vaginal canal appears to have sealed shut.
And been replaced with a vasadepherens.
In fact, the only hole I hear I see is the p-hole that's coming out of the tip of your giant clitoris.
This is very serious.
This is the worst, most deformed vagina I've seen in my entire career.
It almost looks like a penis.
You familiar with those?
No?
No?
I'm a lady.
I don't know what those look like.
Okay, well, you've, your penis, yep, sorry.
Your vagina is so grossly deformed.
It's reaching penile proportions.
It's an Audi.
So anyway, this guy with a very penis-like vagina has organized a youth all-body swim event at the Al Anderson Memorial Pool in Langley, British Columbia.
The promotion material for the event states, parents and or caregivers are not permitted in the event.
This cannot be truth.
This has to be a 4chan troll.
It's hard to read that.
So he says that 13-year-olds, what's the age range?
I think it's 12.
12 plus.
12 plus.
But no parents alone.
No parents, yes.
And he wants to be there.
This is the guy, by the way, who talks to his female, sorry, talks to her female friends about, there we go.
Is that from him?
Yeah.
That's from Genev.
Trusted nerd.
How ironic.
The least trustworthy nerd in the entire country.
So he's asking about asking 12-year-old girls.
Like he's saying, I need advice as a new woman who started my period.
He talks about his period all the time, even though there's nothing happening down there.
Clearly, even if you have a sex change, you don't get your period.
And he's saying, would it be okay if I ask another 12-year-old girl for a pad?
And he's also the guy who said, took a picture of himself at a woman's changing room and said, I thought all those boobies would be out.
No, those are verified, true.
So whether this is a hoax or not, the point is that this is totally believable in clown world.
See if you can find that Andy.
No, who's it?
Ian Miles Chong tweet.
No, no, it's in the same article.
Okay, gotcha.
Where he says, woke personified.
That's it.
Click on that series of conversations with him.
Wokeness personified.
Just read any one of those.
I can't read them.
I can't see him.
Yeah, it's a so at the gym, do girls bear all?
Do you ever see tits And pussy ever.
Have you ever seen a tampon string hanging out of another girl's thing?
If she wants a tampon, though, should I give her one instructor how to use it?
Like, would I have to go into the stall with her and help her?
That sounds so weird.
Went really well.
I expected more, though.
I only saw one girl in her panties.
How old are you?
This is the kind of thing women say to other women about changing rooms.
Oh, yeah, of course.
It's totally normal female conversation.
And in some of the tweets, he's Jonathan Yanov.
In some of the tweets, he's Jessica Yanov.
So these are obviously before and after.
This guy is taken seriously as a legitimate trans activist.
If you criticize him like Lindsay Shepard did, you're banned.
Someone please help me get her on the show.
And he's suing several countries, several waxing places, I don't know what they're called, thanks to the Canadian Human Rights Council for not waxing his bollocks.
I think Ricky Gervais talked about that.
Is that in that article?
Yeah.
Yeah, he got some flack.
Where's Ricky Gervais?
You know you've made it when Ricky Gervais cares.
How do we get to the point where you're going to get away?
Oh, wait, can I do it?
What?
Yeah, you read it.
How did we get to the point where women are having to fight for the right to choose whether they wax some big ol' hairy cock in balls or not?
It's not a human right to have your meat into veg polish.
Do you know what I mean?
That wasn't great.
And you have to do the high-pitched giggling.
How do we get to the point where women have to fight for the right to choose whether or not they wax their balls, mate?
Do you know what I mean?
Did you see him on the new Canadians with cars?
Canadians with cars eating coffee?
Canadians in Canada.
Canadians in cars eating coffee beans.
I'm not going to move past that one too quick.
That would be a great show.
Yeah.
I didn't eat lunch today.
Oh, man.
I'm disoriented.
I'm disoriental.
You must be disoriental to read.
Seinfeld and Gervais discuss difficulty of being comedians in Snowflake Society.
Seinfeld and Ricky Gervais are liberals, likely both atheist, though Jerry may be sort of partially Jewish.
Probably does two or three Jewish things a year.
They both hate Trump.
They are left-wing people, and that's not good enough.
This is what we talked about with Glenn Beck, how Martin Luther King, no, not good enough for the left.
You have to be alt-left or you're out.
If you're not Antifa, you're not writing for Teen Vogue.
You're not working at Twitter.
We don't need you.
So this is a great litmus test.
This is a great canary in the coal mine.
The canary just died, and we got to get the hell out of this coal mine.
So they're in a car together, and they're talking.
Well, I'll just let you play the video.
What is that, a rules?
It's one of those where you click, and then it fucking disappears.
Well, you would have it ready, of course.
It was in the small player, and then you go big screen.
No, don't go big.
Why do you always do this?
People like to see all the junk around the video.
We're not in the movie.
They don't have the way they do.
Yes, they don't mind that.
It shows them that this is on InfoWars.
You can do what you want.
There's no two people the same.
I just people everywhere.
Where are people the same?
All the same.
China, maybe?
I knew you were the same.
I knew you were saying that.
I knew you were going to say that.
I knew you were going to say that.
And I just.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to leave that in?
Why?
Are you going to leave that in?
Look at that nice little mini.
Where was it?
What is that?
China maybe.
I mean They're just, that's, I don't know what to do.
That's one of the...
What?
So that becomes the whole show.
Them discussing that.
That becomes a good example of what you would censor and why are you censoring it?
By the way, facial recognition software is having trouble in China.
Big trouble in little China.
That's just a fact.
I'm sorry.
And China isn't Japan.
There's a lot of variety in Japan.
There's the rockabillies who go to that little square and dance around.
There's all that gunie-gushu, whatever, where they dress up weird and have the platform pink shoes on and stuff.
There's incredible variety in Tokyo.
China, Mao spent a lot of time and energy destroying 80 million creative people.
Mass conformism is encouraged and often mandated.
So yes, there is a lot more homogeneity in China.
Also, he got in trouble in that same episode for saying Chinese people aren't funny.
China doesn't have a stand-up comedy scene.
There is one successful stand-up in all of China, and he's a Canadian guy who moved there and learned Mandarin and does comedy, and he does Chinese occentric jokes.
It's not part of the Chinese culture.
I lived there.
I know what I'm talking about.
Everything they said was perfectly reasonable.
And anyone who agrees has never been disagreeable.
Now the big question I think the last couple of years, I mean, it's always been around, but the last couple of years is, you know, the fight for freedom of speech.
I joke about really terrible things.
Yeah.
And I know they're terrible.
Of course, of course.
And whenever a new thing comes out that's raw and sensitive, people say, you don't understand.
No, I do understand.
I know this is bad.
I know the Holocaust was bad.
I know AIDS is bad.
It's the joking about it that you don't like because it's your thing.
I was saying about freedom of speech.
Everybody should ever joke about anything.
And they say things like, oh, you agreed with Hitler then?
I go, well, no, it wasn't so much what he said as what he did.
If he'd have just said shitty things.
It would have been a lot better for all of us.
Our fight for the right to joke about anything.
Do you think it's ebbing away in this culture?
Why did he just turn British right there?
That was so weird.
Did you hear that?
Yeah, I thought it was Ricky Gerais talking.
No, it was not.
that's That's American insecurity about Europe and especially with Britain and France.
That's why they hate the French, that language, so much, because they see it as hoity-toity.
But whenever they're on British people, they think all British people are smart.
So you could have like some fucking plumber from Corona going, what are you talking about, Mukapout?
And they'll go, ooh, he's a professor at Oxford.
He's a pipe professor.
Plumbing.
He's an ooligan.
In this culture, this motherfucker and the right to joke about anything.
Do you think it's ebbing away in this culture?
Wow.
Wow.
That's fucking rich.
That's richer than Kamala Harris.
Wow.
I got to do that one more time if you don't mind.
He's a Zealig.
Do you think it's going to be a lot of people?
Do you think it's ebbing away in this culture?
I'm British Jeremy Songfeld.
Do you know what I mean?
Crimer.
About anything.
Do you think it's ebbing away in this culture?
It's about the thing about freedom of speech.
However, we take anybody until they hear something they don't like.
So do we leave the China job in or not?
What will they do?
If you were quite without a context, would they risk defending the Chinese?
It would be very, very difficult.
It's not the Chinese, they have to rub it.
It's tricky.
It's so subjective.
It's sticky.
I can never hurt the Chinese.
It's ricky.
You don't really think all Chinese people are the same.
No, what if people make comments on the internet?
Just because you're defensive doesn't mean you're right.
So they did.
Yeah.
The young, I don't, I guess they're not millennials anymore, but we'll just call them that because it's easier.
But the kids today who don't like free speech and want things monitored and banned, don't let that person advertise unless it's me.
Then let me advertise.
They don't like this.
And there's this guy, actually, he's in the original article there.
He's the biggest cock pussy I've ever seen, maybe in my life.
Greg Moribito.
You got to see this guy's face.
Click on his.
Okay.
If you click on that actual tweet, I hate that your Twitter doesn't load his tweets.
Yeah, it opens up the other article that he did.
Okay, well, just find him then.
Okay.
But he's really mad about this show.
Because of that China thing, he's mad.
He's got to be Chinese, right?
Oh.
Look at that guy.
Doesn't that just sort of summarize the trouble we are in right now?
This is the guy controlling the conversation.
This is the guy that will never be censored.
This is the guy who's what we consider a reasonable person who should be able to talk to people.
Not me.
This guy.
And this guy would like you to know that Jerry Seinfeld is racist and offensive.
His show, some of those tweets are so amazing.
Go back to the original article.
Super unfortunate was my favorite one.
Yeah, it's a maddening TV show, but go to the Infowars one.
Just stop getting panicked.
Okay, okay.
Just be a normal human being.
God, you just start skipping around like a rat in an experiment.
Okay.
All right.
Now go down on that page.
It's okay.
No, you don't have to resize it.
Don't worry about sizing.
But just read some of those tweets in order, too.
Okay.
Seinfeld and Gervez talk about how Chinese people look the same.
A low point for 2019 TV.
Also, Jerry and Eddie Murphy making jokes about homeless people while zooming around in LA and a Porsche.
That was Greg Morbi.
I don't have to hear that joke to know that it's funny and totally fine.
Susanna Kivilsiaka says, I get what they're trying to do, but in the end, the Jerry Seinfeld episodes of Comedian Cars with Ricky Gervasis, two white dudes comforting each other about how not racist they are, and it's super unfortunate.
What a horrible term that is.
Super unfortunate.
To the rescue.
That's what's going on in Clown World.
We have these super unfortunate people coming to the rescue.
Like they're defending the Chinese and the homeless.
They don't need you to.
Why don't you donate money to homeless folks or something?
The Ricky Gervais episode of Comedians and Cars Getting Coffee Single-Handedly make me think that Jerry Seinfeld is a racist and a psychopath.
He really should have stuck the China joke out.
He is a psycho in this new set of rules.
If you're not a clown, you're a psycho.
I can't believe these people won't clown it up with me in super unfortunate worlds.
He should be driving a motor psycho instead of cars.
All right, back to the piece.
I'm with you on the latter being offensive, but you missed the point of what they're trying to do with the Chinese joke.
It's a joke about the Chinese.
It isn't a joke about the Chinese.
It's a joke about racists and how awful it is to make comparisons like that by Carl Wasserman.
A little bit of reason, right?
Why do you have to justify the impetus for the joke?
Like, it's okay to have that joke if the motives are right.
Why do they want to get into our motives?
Why do they want to get into our heads?
Why do they want to find out what we think?
That's the part that disturbs me about all this.
Yes, a big part of this censorship is making sure that charming people on the right don't have access to their audience, so they can't help Trump get re-elected.
So we can't red pill.
A lot of this is red pill prohibition, but a big part of it is control, and they want to control the conversation because that's controlling your mind.
And I find that deeply offensive.
I would like that to be censored.
No, just kidding.
But I do find the concept very twisted and bizarre.
This idea that I want to know your motive for saying that.
Remember, Ezra Levant printed the Muhammad cartoons, and they said, what was your motive for publishing them?
And Ezra said, that's none of your business.
If you were my friend at a bar or something, I might tell you that, but you're the government.
It's none of your business what my motives are to do anything.
That's my brain.
This is my happy place, my private place.
And so much of this censorship and this criticism of jokes and discussions seems contingent on controlling your impulses and your desires.
That's just depraved.
That's Maoist, ironically.
That's communist.
Anyway, we are out of time.
We've said so much.
Oh my God.
I got a lot to talk about tomorrow.
You've got to hear Bella Thorne on Howard.
No, we got to end the show, my friend.
Bella Thorne.
Bella Thorne.
Tomorrow, let's go through some viral videos together just to punish the people who are only hearing the podcast audio-wise.
That'll be a fun trip, right?
Yeah, I like that kind of thing.
I like that punishing them.
And we'll look at a picture and laugh.
Ha ha ha.
This is such a good picture.
But yeah, tomorrow around...
Monday was just an audio podcast, but they thought they got ripped off.
Like, why am I signing up if you're just going to put stuff out for free?
Oh, no.
The audio podcast, I just put, I will put up sporadically just for fun.
But all the Get Off My Line content, the only Get Off My Line content here that's free was just that one time.
We're not doing that on a regular basis either.
So I'm also confused by the schedule I came up with.
But it's the audio podcast, free, nothing to do with this show, except it has the same name, but it won't be televised.
That'll be maybe some Mondays.
I'll always have a real show on Monday that won't be that.
But then on Thursday, I'm getting confused as this comes out on mouth.
But then on Thursday, we do a vidcast of the podcast.
So the people who are cheap don't get to see the video.
So if you don't sign up for anything, you will hear my audio podcast on Thursday and maybe sometimes Monday.
If you sign up, you get all of these shows, frankly.
And you get to see...
You get to see what happens when we make the podcast on Thursdays.
Great shows.
Great shows.
My Trump sucks.
Amazing shows.
A little cookie.
I like that little thing that he does.
I felt the same frustration today.
I was fighting a tall guy, this giant cop, and I just, I can't spar with tall people.
I can't get to the head.
And they always go, I know.
You got to go body blows, body blows.
Okay, I'm down here.
He just sees me and goes, boom, boom, boom.
So you're supposed to go and get up?
And they go, just get him in a body.
And then when he goes down, you come up.
But they don't go down.
Like, they don't go down like this.
They never know.
I could talk about it for hours, but it's just like a Rubik's Cube.
I just can't seem to get to that.
You just say frankly.
Noggin on this.
And then do this hand.
Frankly?
For too long.
For too long.
And I'm not even doing it good, folks.
And I'm not even doing it good, folks.
It's all mannerisms for me.
I sound nothing like the man.
For too long.
Frankly.
No, he doesn't go like, what's this thing he does with his hand?
It's not this.
He does a little bit of that.
He goes like this.
It's crazy.
Moving the hand.
Like this.
He does a lot of hand stuff.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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