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July 22, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E39 - TAKIN A RIDE
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That was taken a ride by the replacements from the 1981 album.
Sorry, Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash, which includes the hit, Fuck School, Fuck School, Fuck My High School.
This jacket sleeves are too short, but I had it tailor-made, right?
It says my name.
So did I grow longer arms?
What's happening here?
No, that's ridiculous.
Maybe you got measured when you had shorter arms.
Oh, they were short that day.
That makes more sense.
I haven't got longer arms.
I had shorter arms.
Yes.
God, you're smart.
Wow, we're lucky to have you and your insight.
That's a tough album.
It's hard to tell if it's hardcore or not.
Hardcore was just being invented at the time.
I think it is.
I put it in hardcore in my records.
Turn that up.
Let's go.
Fuck my school.
Fuck school.
Fuck the fuck my school.
Fuck school.
Fuck the fuck my school.
I hate your school.
I hate school.
I think it should be abolished.
I was just saying this on today's podcast.
It's just a glorified daycare with brainwashing snuck in.
So you're worse than not going.
Kids should just play until it's time for them to work.
Now, there will be curious scientists of tomorrow who don't enjoy sports and want to learn about chemistry.
Come on in.
We've got a room for that.
We've got people obsessed with sharks.
Hmm.
You might become a marine biologist.
Come here.
Here's some books on sharks.
Here's a marine biologist.
Talk to you.
5% of people are scholarly and have a predisposition to academia.
Those people should be educated.
They are our scientists, our doctors.
But the other 95, we could have labor back in America.
We could have people working in factories.
You talk to people in construction plumbing.
They're desperate for workers.
Especially when it comes to fixing major machines like tool and die makers.
That's a very complex thing.
You can't farm out to your average illegal.
But we can't find them because kids are in school going $200,000 in debt and taking speech pathology.
But I digress.
The artists behind the song Fuck School are called The Replacements, head by Paul Westerberg.
And I heard a song I'd never heard before, a 1966 hit called Shapes of Things.
And I go, hey, that's taking a ride.
And I realize I caught someone dipping their hands in the cookie jar.
So listen to this Jeff Beck intro, just the beginning.
By the way, that sounds like Paul Westerberg.
Paul Westerberg stole Jeff Beck's voice.
But go back to the beginning.
I want total silence and play just the very beginning of Shapes of Things.
Shapes.
Okay, stop.
So right up until Seg, that dunno.
The replacements one is just that, but faster.
Now play the replacements.
The beginning.
No, that's fuck school, you freaker!
God damn it!
Ryan, this was in the notes!
Stop.
Okay, let's do it one more time since you ruined everything like you always do.
Starting with Beck.
Starting with Beck.
So...
Phil.
Hmm.
And when you listen to Paul Westerberg, he has that Jeff Beck kind of Rod Stewart horse thing.
Go back to that song.
Yeah, and just listen to him sing.
Yeah, and just listen to him.
He's doing a Rod Stewart, Jeff Beck thing.
Hmm.
Which brings me to a famous one I bet you never heard before.
You ever heard the Jimmy Page rip-off of Bert Janch?
Burt Janch, I highly recommend.
A Scottish folk singer.
And he did a song, what's it called?
Black Water Slide.
is 1966, okay?
Plucker, eh?
One morning fire Okay.
Now listen to Jimmy Page, three years later, doing Black Mountain Song.
So we have Black Waterside and Black Mountain Sun.
What do you think?
That's very close.
Now, in Jimmy Page's defense, which I can't believe I'm doing, by the way, everyone talks about how white rock and rollers like Elvis ripped off black music.
No one talks about an English rock and roller ripping off a scot.
It doesn't fit the narrative.
But this is how it was explained to me by Matt Sweeney, the guitarist for Iggy Pop.
He said, back then, in the 60s, it wasn't, it was like being that good of a guitarist was so rare, and especially in an isolated Britain, without social media or anything, so no one's going to, outside of their little circle, is going to know about this.
But it was sort of like an homage to Bert and saying, I can do that crazy shit that Bert Jansch does.
So it's almost like a basketball player doing some sort of a slam dunk that is usually typified by a different player like, I don't know anything about basketball.
Alan Iverson?
Alan Iverson.
You do an Alan Iverson dunk.
You're not stealing from Alan Iverson.
You're saying, I'm as good as Alan Iverson.
I'm so good.
look at it i'm doing it Or kickflip, and then you involve your little twist on the kickflip.
No, that's a terrible analogy.
Skateboarders, one trick in skateboarding, 10 million people will do.
Same thing with a dunk, though, right?
No, a type of dunk, like some sort of doohickey where you'd spin around or something.
Some sort of stylized version.
Please don't interject when we're doing analogies.
So, that's some people ripping off music.
We've got a lot to discuss in the news today.
I don't have any guests.
We put out a podcast.
I stopped doing the Monday podcast, but it's paying well.
And it seems dumb not to do it.
Plus, on Monday, there's a four-day break, so I got a lot of stuff to say.
And it's a good way to promote the show.
Actually, you know what we should do on the podcast is talk about this show more.
Yeah.
So people are inclined to come by and check it out.
Tease him.
Tease him.
Yeah.
Is this bothering you, these giant plaid cuffs?
It's a lot of shirt.
It's a lot of extra.
It actually goes beyond the cuff.
You can see the fluffy part that goes beyond the base of the cuff.
We saw this article.
We try not to overswear.
We overshare, but we try not to overswear on this show.
And I think that's a good pattern.
I want you to be able to watch this if the kids are roaming around the house.
So if there's nudity or something really disgusting, we'll warn you in advance.
And we don't generally swear, but sometimes, like in the example of the replacement song, Fuck My School, Fuck School, it's relevant, right?
I'm not going to say F school.
But this article took my fancy.
Foul-mouthed couple are slammed for their very rude wedding invitation, peppered with four-letter words, swear words, including greeting guests as, hey, fuckface.
Sorry, that's funny.
Can you scroll down to the wedding invite?
Hey, fuckface.
And then it says, what does it say?
As you know, we got fucking engaged, and now we got to plan a motherfucking wedding.
So you're fucking amazing.
You made the cut.
So are you fucking coming?
Fuck yes.
Shit, a fuck no.
Fuck you.
Please arrive at 3.30 for a 4 p.m. garden ceremony at our house.
Second page, shit you need to know.
Children, leave your little shits behind.
We want to get fucked up, I'm guessing.
Dress code, wear the, whatever the fuck you like.
Smart, casual, go butt fuck naked for all we care.
Hotels, Google it.
It's a tiny bit excessive.
They could have had a few less Fs.
Yeah.
Hotels.
Or maybe that's part of the joke.
Yeah, it's supposed to be over the top.
Yeah.
You can't just put one in there.
Like, whoa.
Hotels, Google it, you lazy fuck.
Taxis, as above, parking, blah, blah, blah.
Wedding gifts, wedding gifts.
If you did want to give a wedding gift, a small contribution to our honeymoon would be perfect.
Now back to the customers.
Dietary requirements.
Eat what the fuck you're giving, you fat fuck.
Hmm.
I love it.
Yeah, that is fun.
But that brings up an interesting subject, which is wedding gifts.
You have to get a wedding gift.
It costs the couple money to have you there.
At our wedding, I think the plate per person ended up being like 300 bucks.
So it was about, I think, 45, 50 grand, and we had something like 300 people, whatever that math is.
So when you say you're coming and then you cancel, you just cost me 300 bucks.
And as far as presents go, 300 bucks would be reasonable, but I understand that's a lot of money for some people.
So 100 bucks, I think, is the bare minimum, and it's not offensive, 100 bucks.
But a lot of people don't buy you a gift.
And so I thought, well, I spent 300 bucks on you.
I'm only asking for 100 bucks.
I started emailing guests, because you have a year, by the way, and saying, what the fuck?
What's going on?
Is there a problem with the present?
Did it not arrive?
And they go, oh, yeah.
I got some shitty presents, like Blake Jacobs, the guitarist from my old band Enal Chinook.
He got me a children's book on Eddie Murphy.
That's all.
Oh, and an Enal Chinook t-shirt.
I mean, those are rare, but I wasn't impressed.
Maybe if I pull here and sort of bunch it up out of camera.
A children's book about Eddie Murphy, not written by?
No, about.
So it would be for like black kids to be inspired.
Eddie Murphy grew up in whatever it is.
I think he grew up where Howard Stern grew up in Long Island somewhere.
That was a weird concept.
That was a gym.
Although it happened to me, Dave Cast, who had your job previous to you, he had a wedding, and I committed to get him something.
And then he said, Keska Fukavec, my wedding present.
And he was right.
I had screwed up.
I had spaced.
It wasn't, I still had the year, but I kind of forgot.
So you know what I got him?
I highly recommend this.
Two Waterford Crystal glasses.
That's the most expensive glass you can get.
And it's very pleasant to have a bourbon in Waterford Crystal.
It was my favorite wedding present.
And I got it from Chris, what's his name at Matador Records?
Crystal and Bardy.
Anyway, who cares?
Speaking of weddings, Trump showed up to a wedding.
Can you imagine The stories, I mean, they're set.
They're never getting divorced.
President shows up, kisses bride at MAGA-themed wedding.
Look, there he is.
Look, he gets out of this hug very easily.
This is a smart thing to do.
Notice that move?
So the guy's hugging him.
Usually, when I do selfies, I put my hand on the shoulder, but this guy's putting it on the waist, which is kind of intimate.
So, and Trump is one of these germaphobes who doesn't like being hugged.
He's like Jerry Seinfeld.
But Trump, check out what he does.
He moves the hand away, but not in a gross way.
He moves it away in a gesture that says, oh my God, I love having your hand there, but I'd like even better to shake it because it's such an awesome hand and I'm dying to shake your hand.
That's a good move.
Look at this.
Hey, can I just shake that?
No hugs.
You're with him?
Yeah, but guys.
Keep it short and sweet.
All right, you don't all have to hug them.
Oh, they've had some wine.
All right.
And then we pose for a picture.
Oh, she's a catch.
She looks great.
Ladies, please leave your shoes on at weddings.
Why does the dance one have to be a barefoot convention?
This is not Woodstock.
Here's another wedding tip I'll give you.
When you're doing the list, obviously there's the core relatives you have to invite.
I don't know if you have to invite all your cousins, especially if you have a lot and you want to save some money.
You can make a cheap wedding.
Just barbecue and then a big bucket of beers and ice.
Have it outside.
Get a priest there or an officiator.
I'm an officiant.
And you could probably get it down to like $3,000, $4,000.
People don't have to sit down.
They can just hang out outside.
A hillbilly wedding.
And if you do it in September, it won't be too hot.
But when you're coming up with the list and trying to whittle down the list, here's a good litmus test to cross guys off the list.
If I were to call you and say, hey, I'm going to go buy pants, want to come?
Now, if I were to say that to you, you'd go, yeah, I guess.
Are we going out for a beer after or something?
I mean, it's not the most exciting thing to do in the world, but if you're very close with some, it's like saying that to your brother.
If you said to your brother, I'm going to go buy pants.
He might go, yeah, I kind of need pants too.
Okay, I'll come.
If that were to sound totally insane, then don't have them at your wedding.
For example, my buddy Gerard, he's like the grand poobah or whatever of the Knights of Columbus in Hell's Kitchen.
I love him.
Wonderful guy.
Great stories.
You know, he grew up in Hell's Kitchen, so he can tell you about the 70s and the 80s and the Westies and all that stuff.
But if I were to call him and his 72-year-old ass and say, hey, Gerard, do you want to go buy pants with me?
He would think it was a prank call.
He wouldn't know what to do.
He's not wedding material.
I don't know him that well.
And if you find the pants thing too intense and it whittles you down to three, then you can do a wider net.
And that wider net is, hey, man, you want to go grab a beer?
Now, I have lawyers I've worked with, accountants, good guys that I would think maybe I should invite them.
They've helped my life.
They've improved my existence.
But if you were to call that accountant and say, hey, man, you want to grab a beer?
He'd go, what?
Are we having a meeting?
Don't have him at the wedding.
And careful with work.
Everyone at my wedding was working at Vice at the time, including interns.
So now I look at my wedding picture and like, oh, that dick was a dick.
What was the Trump thing you pulled up?
Here's another angle.
Frank angle.
I'm the father.
I'm the father.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I love the father.
Show him a modicum of decorum.
It's at his golf club.
Where's the groom?
Where's the groom?
Handsome.
Look at his slender shoulders.
Thank you, sir.
Nobody going to mess with him, right?
They're the best.
I love his small talk.
We love you so much.
We have all supporters here.
Well, you've been through the press.
You have a class act.
That's a guy that said that.
Please, okay, guys.
You're making me uncomfortable.
We love you.
God bless America.
You're a class act that you came in.
Thank you so much.
All right, bye.
I love when an Italian woman tells you you're a class act.
That's high break.
You're a class act.
Almost like she's mad at you.
She's so happy.
You're a real class act for coming here.
You know that?
Meanwhile, she has a tattoo of her kids and the American flag and her baby and then like a microphone because she likes karaoke.
Speaking of people being inappropriate at events, have we seen this Rashida Talib footage that just, I guess it was already out, but people didn't realize it was her.
But in 2016, during the campaign, she made a complete ass of herself.
I'm calling this the re-elect Trump squad because these four horsewomen of the apocalypse are the best thing that ever happened to Trump, and they are getting him re-elected.
Ilhan, Rashid, Cortez, and the black lady.
That's how they're known.
Look at her.
That's Rashid.
Impeach this motherfucker.
You're an animal.
Get a job.
She has a job.
She's about to become a congresswoman.
Look at her weird jumping.
I know.
That is weird, isn't it?
Badoing, boing, boing.
She had a bouncy castle.
And then this one here.
Why is Trump having rallies on a trampoline?
She puts the tramp and trampoline.
Wow, yeah, her movement is really stunning and odd.
It's mental illness.
Yeah.
You don't do that.
Jumping.
Remember that, I don't think you worked for me at the time, but there was that woman who stormed.
She was at like a town hall and she was saying, shame, shame.
What you're doing is wrong.
You are evil, evil.
And then she starts to get kicked out and she wants to say, can I get my bag?
That's right there.
But she was in protest mode.
She goes, can I get my purse?
And they kick her out anyway.
She doesn't get her purse.
No, you may not.
Mike, check, Mike, check.
Where are the restrooms?
Where are the restrooms?
Can I get my purse?
Can I get a whoop, whoop.
Rashid Talib, who is, she's a Palestinian, right?
She's pro-Hamas.
The re-elect Trump squad has at least two people who are pro-Hamas.
Hamas are not moderate Muslims.
Actually, I don't think I can name a group that is.
Like even CARE, the Canadian, what is it?
No, the Center for American Immigration Reform.
No, Islam.
I don't know what the hell that CARE stands for.
Look that up.
But even they get caught with ties to Hamas and TARE.
It's amazing how far-left radicals can become so normalized in our government.
Like Ilhan Omar married her gay brother to give him citizenship, divorced her husband, married her gay brother to give him citizenship.
Then after he was naturalized, went back with the husband.
And she got away with it.
She also giggles at al-Qaeda and Taliban and America's fear of these groups.
Sorry, I think it's a pretty valid phobia.
And she's in there.
It's literally the equivalent of Richard Spencer being a congressman.
Like, they are the alt-left.
Council on American Islamic Relations.
Council on American Islamic Relations.
Yeah.
Oh, the council.
So anyway, Talib wants you to know, and the funny thing about all four of these women, although I don't know much about the black lady, every time they get caught acting like an asshole, the right goes, well, Ilhan, in fact, Sabo texted me and he goes, looks like Ilhan really put her foot in her mouth this time.
No, it's all a victory for them.
Like when Antifa beat up those two Marines and we're calling them wetbacks, they think that's badass.
Or when Antifa called that ice black guy the N-word and called him a slave, you'd go, well, you guys just showed your true colors.
No, they think they're kicking ass and taking names.
So what we see as a victory is for us, they consider it a victory for them.
That's how radical they are.
Like when Pelosi says, I can't deal with these people.
They're mental.
They go, fucking right, bitch.
We're mental.
I'm a psycho.
Suicidal.
That's a good jam, psycho by suicidal tendencies.
By the way, you'll notice all my music that I'm pulling up is like punk and rock and stuff and maybe some rap, but not a lot of dance.
I think it's because my dance years from 92 to whatever it is, 99, it was all on CD and I don't listen to CDs anymore.
But secondly, we're all doing GHB and MDMA and I don't really remember it that well.
And I think the music sucked and we just liked it because we were high.
Okay?
I got to get better posture.
Maybe if my mic was a little higher.
Is this the highest mic there is?
In the world, probably not.
What's that?
You dancing?
Oh.
Go back to the beginning.
Oh, look at those beats.
It is really fucking good, dude.
Wait, wait, go back.
This is nuts.
Look at this fierceness.
Wow!
That was ambitious.
Wait, I think I do a front flip over a chair.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
You just made them stop dancing.
You think upstairs with his bounce?
Well, Shucky will have some moves here.
He's always.
And he points to Trevor.
It's like, I gotta see.
Yeah, you go.
This is at work.
That's a great-looking place.
That's the first vice office in New York.
Damn.
Looks dope.
It was dope.
By the way, the woman's name is Ayana.
That was after we went bankrupt and lived in the back room of Triple Five Souls Loft in Williamsburg, when Williamsburg was very dangerous.
Eesh.
Ayana Presley is the name of the woman of African color and descent.
Africa is a myriad of colors.
Yes.
I don't know if you've seen any of their patterned dresses.
Yes.
But it's not just one.
In fact, it's the unity of all colors come together.
It's the tartan of the East.
We should go there hitchhiking.
I hear it's really safe in the Congo.
No, Somalia.
We should go to Somalia to prove to everyone how beautiful and safe it is there.
Well, that didn't work out for a lot of people.
It's actually, they're kind of dangerous places.
You know when Blackhawk Down, you know that movie that was about the civil war in Somalia?
You know what we were doing in Somalia?
No.
So they had a despot who was taking over the country and murdering, I think he murdered a thousand Somalians.
So we sent them aid.
He took the aid and saw that as a great power grab because now I'm holding your food and you're starving to death.
So we've, I don't know why we bothered even sending aid in the first place.
We were trying to prevent genocide.
I don't know if you can to prevent genocide in Africa.
It's ubiquitous.
Look at Boko Haram.
Have we done anything to stop Boko Haram?
Anyway, the Muslim terrorists in Somalia are absolute savages.
And we sent our boys over there in Mogadishu to get the relief aid away from this despot and to the people who needed it.
I believe another thousand died in that civil war, whatever you want to call that, that aid battle.
It was a Mogadishu.
We lost 20.
I just said Mogadishu.
Somali Civil War.
Yep, you got it.
Thanks.
Oh, Ryan has something to add.
I'm correct.
We lost 19 men trying to get them the aid that we sent them.
And Ilhan Omar's take is that we were oppressing Somalians and murdering them.
Well, we were sort of, sort of true.
We were murdering the guys who were murdering everyone and trying to get food and supplies to starving people.
Didn't work out.
It was like Vietnam.
Vietnam was given to the French, and then the Vietnamese communists said, no, we're keeping it.
And then I don't know why France didn't have to do this.
We had to go there and lose 60,000 men trying to straighten out some paperwork.
Anyway, Ilhan Omar hates that we went to Somalia.
We'd like to apologize right now.
I actually would like to apologize to the 20 men who died trying to fix that disgusting mess.
That is a shithole.
Somalia is arguably a shithole.
I'm sure there's countries, I've heard Kenya's nice, I'm sure there are countries that are not shitholes in Africa, but Congo and Somalia, sorry, that's inarguable.
Go look at, you know, the worst quality of life, and it's all African countries at the top of the worst list.
But anyway, Rashida Tlaib wants us to know she's not going anywhere.
She's going to impeach the motherfucker, was her words.
What would you say she is out of 10?
A monster.
Considering your age and everything.
Why aren't you playing that video?
It stopped loading for a second.
But she's like a 5.
Oh, you're getting good, dude.
You're getting good.
5.3.
I happen to know because I talked to the National 1 out of 10 almanac, and she is listed as 5.3.
Nice.
Hi, I rock.
Hello!
Ilhan has a 9% approval rating.
I think they all hover around that.
She has plastic bag collecting homeless women here.
I want to welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome the incredible NAACP to Detroit, my home where I was born and raised.
I want you to know in every corner, I always tell people in Washington, D.C., in every corner, there is a reminder of a movement.
If it's the labor rights movement, the civil rights movement, every corner is a reminder to demand justice, opportunity.
And every corner.
Opportunity.
I think she was the black girl in the facts of life.
I'm opportunity.
I think that's a Van Halen song about a guy liking his teacher.
I'm Opportunity.
I'm Opportunity.
I'm Downer Tootie.
I'm hot for Tootie.
Tootie was the least attractive one on that show.
It was Blair and the butchy one.
Blue.
Blo.
Hi, Blau.
Wait a minute.
Oh, yeah.
Let's jump ahead.
So the narrative with the re-elect Trump squad is that he has created Nazi America and white supremacists who were already everywhere.
They were just like zombies waiting in the ground.
They've now been empowered and they can come out.
So in order to prove that, you need examples of racism.
And what a lot of these alt-left nuts who are in office are doing is taking every tiny incident and blowing it up into a Klan rally.
So I'm sure you've heard of all this.
This is Erica Thomas.
She appears to be a totally incompetent and uneducated politician.
She went to some weird Seventh-day Adventist black college.
I think she even dropped out of it.
I don't know what her degree is.
But I just look at her and I think, how are you there?
Like, what did you do to get there?
How many jobs did you have before you ended up there?
She started something that's a voice for foster children.
That sounds great.
But have an account?
Gavin McInnes?
Nope.
But scroll down.
So she went to a grocery store.
And yeah, we can't see that, Ryan.
Aren't you supposed to have these videos loaded, sir?
It is.
It's on the page, and it's there.
It's just, I didn't expect it to be signed out.
Now, I want to watch this closely.
Let's see if we see actual moisture in her eyes.
Because I'll be impressed.
So you know what I decided?
Wait, that's not the problem.
I decided to go live.
So you know what I decided?
You're starting mid-sentence?
Not you, her?
Let me see if there's another one.
Yeah, that's the one.
That is the one here.
Okay.
All right.
Who starts a video with?
So you know what I decided?
So you know what I decided?
I decided to go live because I'm very upset because people are getting really out of control with this.
Okay, pause.
Two things going on here.
One, I have a hunch that this is her career.
That the way she got to where she is was by complaining and saying, I live in a horrible racist world and it's hell.
And you need to elect me and get me stuff.
Secondly, she says things are getting out of hand.
The implication there is that it's just daily abuse.
What are you doing here, Negro?
Get back to Africa.
No one says that.
Blacks have been here for 400 years.
When was the last time in your life you heard anyone, not in a joke, say, I wish they'd send blacks back to Africa?
I guess Marcus Garvey, the revolutionary Liberians who started a country in Africa, radical black activists, Richard Spencer, Professor Griff.
No, Professor Griff wants to stay here and have black states.
It's a very rare thing to want, to believe, to assume is plausible.
It doesn't come out of mouths.
The racists focus on things like, we got to get them off welfare.
Sorry to always do a southern accent.
It's just easier for people to making an episode black and white.
It's just easier to differentiate.
Sorry, I apologize.
But like, we got to get them off welfare.
And they're violent.
They're always breaking the law.
Those kind of things.
No one says, I wish we could get a bunch of cruise ships to go into port and then we'd fill them up with people of color.
I guess we'd have to split up mixed marriages.
And I guess with mulattoes, we'd say, what do you want to do?
What do you think?
And then we get, and then black guys who grew up in black neighborhood, white guys who grew up in black neighborhoods, I guess they get on.
And then black guys who grew up in white neighborhoods, like that Jordan Peale dude who does the scary movies, he could stay.
And some of them will have a choice.
Some of them we should just round up, like guys in prison and stuff.
And then I guess we'll do that.
That'll be like, well, they're 14% of the population.
So that's like 14 million times.
So there's about 45, 50 million of them.
So that's going to be a lot of cruise ships.
But anyway, then we get them down to Africa.
I guess we negotiate with the individual countries, probably along the west, because plane rides is going to be a hell of a journey.
But maybe we do some plane rides too.
I'm not sure where the money's coming for this.
I guess we do like a fundraiser, like a telethon.
And then we negotiate with individual countries for these guys to stay.
And then if they want to come back, I guess we'd have them on a list, a 50 million person list, that the airports would all have.
And they'd say, no, you're number 48,356,482.
And then I guess we'd fly him back, or maybe he'd be a refugee.
What?
It's a totally bizarre fantasy.
And it's a really cartoon Andy Capper, not even Archie Bunker version of a racist.
But she's pushing it and she is pretending to cry about it.
with this white privilege stuff.
Wait, why'd you...
Why do you dry your tears on the top of your left eyebrow?
You cry out of your eyebrows?
Is she upside down?
Yeah, she does it because it gives her mile-high cheekbones to do her videos upside down.
Totally.
Am I as red as a tomato, by the way?
I have seen my boys.
That's where I am when I'm not here.
I'm in a baseball game.
All weekend, double headers.
Bam.
Bam.
Grocery store.
There is moisture.
There's a 10 out.
The owl that says 10 items or less.
Yes, I have 15 items, but I'm nine months pregnant and I can't stand up for long.
And this white man comes.
And this white man comes up to me and says, you lazy son of a bitch.
He says, you lazy son of a bad person.
Those are real tears.
You need to go back to the game.
Oh, that was a real tear.
I am impressed.
And he says that.
I said, sorry, you don't even know me.
I'm not lazy.
I'm not much pregnant.
He says, you're ignorant.
Oh, will you stop doing that?
I'm not doing shit.
You're ignorant.
Go back.
And I'm not ignorant.
You're ignorant.
And it hurt me so bad.
I'm sorry.
Can I say something else?
Ignorant is a term I've heard black people use to talk about other black people.
And it usually means like you're not aware of civil rights or Jim Crow or something.
I've never heard a white person say it about a black person or a white person say it about anyone.
It's kind of a black word.
Ignorant, yeah.
As an insult.
Like I've never called a person ignorant in my life.
He's so ignorant.
Okay, go ahead.
He wanted to just tell him who I am and how I know.
But I couldn't.
I couldn't get anything.
Now I could just tell him, please leave me alone, please.
And my child is just sitting right there.
Is it mama?
Why would he call you that?
Why would he?
Just pause.
Okay.
This is just my opinion, obviously.
But that is the most egregious part of the lie.
That as this man is like, you're ignorant, you lazy need to go back to Africa.
I don't know why I'm doing Martin Luther King.
And the kid said, Mama, Mama, why does he call you those things?
Come on.
What's his name, mama?
My son didn't know what racism was until this man started yelling at me.
Until I made it up.
Until I created a character.
A horrible man.
I can't even explain to her why he has so much hate in his heart.
Okay, so he has so much hate in his heart.
He told her to go back to Africa.
Right.
He wouldn't shut up until his daughter was...
Until, I guess, the daughter or her other child eventually coerced him to stop.
Then we find the guy.
He's a Cuban Democrat who hates Trump.
And he's, as Mike Cernovich pointed out, Mike Cernovich is a great periscope on this.
You got to go to Cernovich.com.
He always does his homework.
The guy who she's talking about is not a racist, but he is a douche.
I mean, why do you give a shit if someone has too many items in the express checkout?
That's a cuck move.
That's proof he's a Democrat.
By the way, is there a man who needs a mustache more in the world?
Well, because there was two open lines.
Right.
So, yeah, the only time, okay, say it was a mob of people and I was stuck in a lineup in my express lane and there was some woman who wasn't pregnant and was just annoying and had like 60 items and it was costing us 10 minutes and it was pissing everyone off.
I would go, that's a lot of 10 items.
That's the worst I would get.
Right?
Some sort of jokey sarcastic remark.
And you know, everyone else in the lineup would be going, oh, for crying out loud.
So this guy, well, I'll see if he explains it.
Dude, get a mustache.
Can you tell us on camera?
He has the same top lip as the lions.
Their two were empty.
I kept my tongue shut.
I kept my tongue shut.
On the conveyor.
Okay.
Oh, she's right there, too.
Yeah.
Well, so she stayed to complain.
A news van showed up immediately.
So she must have made that crying video on the premises, maybe in her car.
Maybe.
So boom, a news van shows up because this is a small town.
I don't think she's in D.C. I think she's in Miami.
So they whipped down to get there.
He's still there to say, yeah, that never happened.
Yeah.
I walked up to the two customer service associations from Publix, asked them what can be done in a nice manner.
They said, corporate policy, we can't do anything, but you as a customer can say something.
I took a step outside the store, thought about it, turned around, walked up to Miss Thomas, and said, ma'am, not to be rude, my exact first words, pointed at the sign, which you need to go back to.
Point at the sign, 10 items or less.
She berates me after that.
I don't remember exactly what she said, but on camera, she approached me, came towards me, as I took a couple steps back.
She said a few words.
I do not recall exactly What those words were.
I said yourself.
There was clapping between each word.
Well, look, you do have to do that clap talk because he's not remembering it.
Right.
Listen to me.
Yes.
I will use extra items if I am pregnant, which is a good point.
I don't like either of these people.
And of course, they're both Democrats.
Can you find the video of her taking it back, too?
Because to publicly imply that a man told you to go back to Africa is a very serious allegation.
Oh, wait, they've gotten each other's faith.
Did you need to go back where you came from?
Do you feel bad about yesterday?
Did I say that?
Yes, you.
Were you serious?
So you didn't say that.
Did I say that?
What did you say to me then?
Is it on video?
What did you say to me?
I called you a lazy fucking PH.
Okay, that's all I said.
That's the worst thing I said.
That's all you said to me.
Yes.
Okay, because that makes you look better because everybody's after you now.
So that makes you look better to say that.
Well, that's a different point.
That's a totally different argument.
It is rude, but it's got nothing to do with white supremacy in Trump's America.
But there's one where she's outside and she says, I wouldn't say it was exactly go back to Africa, but it was go back.
Yeah, he means go back to the other lineup.
Why don't you go back to the non-express lane where you came from?
He's using words like that.
Yeah, that's what she said.
Words like that.
You mean like nouns and verbs?
Words of that nature.
But as Cernovich points out, that's a 10th, what is it?
One fourth of the four Congress.
That's a six-figure settlement you're asking for when you make up lies like that.
You still feel like you can get out there and call me names and call me out of my character.
That is wrong.
And that is hate.
Yes, I do believe that it's incited from the top.
Representative Erica Thomas says she believes Spark's comments to her were racially charged.
But I don't know what he said.
He said, go back, you know, those types of words.
I don't want to say he said, go back to your country or go back to where you came from, but he was making those types of references is what I remember.
Okay, so just pause.
So that's the crux of the story right there.
So according to her logic, to say to a woman, you lazy fat bitch, in an argument is the same as, if she's black, is the same as saying, go back to Africa.
Bit of a stretch.
I don't believe he said fat, by the way.
He admitted to that.
Well, it was a bit of a bad thing.
He's lazy fat bitch.
What could be the blank?
Because on the news that he's spelling a bad word.
Fat is okay to say on the news, but lazy fucking bitch.
No, no, if you say B-I-T-C-H, you could now spell it.
Like, you can't say F-U-C-K on the news.
So they believe.
All right.
Well, look, we're really getting into the weeds here, but he didn't say fat bitch.
You don't think he said bitch either?
No, he said bitch.
Lazy bitch.
He spelt it out.
That's why they believed it.
Because kids could spell, and you're not allowed to hear bitch on the news.
Did you want to go to the Cernovich thing?
Did Cernovich mention that too?
No, no.
Cernovich is just saying what we're doing.
In fact, if you follow Cernovich, all you just saw was the Gavin McInnis version of the Cernovich territory.
But I'm not going to not do it.
Right?
That's an interesting question, though.
Should I not do stories that have already been covered?
No, I think you should.
Because people want to get off my lawn take.
Trump is getting involved with rapper ASAP Rocky.
Which is exciting, is it not?
He wants him freed.
He's in jail in Sweden for getting into a fight with a migrant Muslim refugee, I believe.
That's the way I remember it.
And he threw the guy across.
I think the refugee wouldn't leave him alone.
I don't know if he wanted money or what the story was.
I should maybe double confirm that.
But I saw him throw the guy across the street.
You can tell ASAP's been in some brawls.
And Trump commented, if you go down, you can see Trump's take that he called.
I think he said he also talked to Kanye.
Yes.
Just got off a very good call with Swedish PM Stefan Lovefin, who ensured me that American citizen ASAP Rocky will be treated fairly.
Likewise, I assured him that ASAP was not a flight risk and offered to personally vouch for his bail or an alternative.
Our teams will be talking further, and we agreed to speak again in the next 48 hours.
Isn't that awesome?
Nice.
And then, G-Easy, whatever that white rapper said, that the fact that ASAP was jailed and he wasn't jailed when he was in Sweden is an example of toxic racism.
You can't really talk about racism in Sweden.
They don't really have the background.
They don't really have slavery and all that stuff.
Is that the place that has Black Pete?
Who's Santa's blackface helper?
I think that's the Netherlands.
You know, I know ASAP Rocky.
Really?
Yes.
I did a commercial with him.
Huh.
I did a commercial with him for Alexander Wang.
One of the few times I directed, I'm not a very good director because I kind of just feel like, all right, let's get over it.
That was fine.
But you're supposed to keep staying and let's try again.
Another take, another take.
My attitude with directing is you're either a good actor or you're not.
You're not going to get better in the next four minutes.
So it's the casting department's fault.
But this was this, what's her name?
This actress.
She does a character called Bonquiqui that was on Mad TV.
She's a Hispanic.
She's got a really successful career.
She's not that funny.
She was okay to work with, though.
Everyone was pretty cool to work with on this commercial.
So the conceit is Bonquiqui, who's like this ghetto Hispanic woman, is working at Alexander Wang and treating everyone like shit because she's trash.
She's a total thought.
So you want to help the customer, but you don't want to get in their way.
You don't want to harass them.
Kind of like how you harassing me right now with all these demands.
Do you have this in a nine?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got this.
I got this.
What did you say?
A nine?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come with me.
Come with me.
Sit still.
Can you just give me the right size, please?
Can you just give me the right size?
They got like 300 shoes down there.
I'm going to get lost.
No, girl, this gonna work.
Look, right here.
See?
Boom.
See this right here?
How come you can?
It was one of the girls who was working on the commercial.
What a smoke.
I want to help you anyway.
I like to work with nice people.
Excuse me.
You're excused.
Angela Johnson.
Yes.
That color don't look real good on you.
You don't want that.
Yes, I do want that.
I just need it in a lot of time.
Everyone's famous in this.
That was Alexandra Ambrosio.
This is another famous moment.
Like a starving kid needs some food, or like a homeless man need a house, you need it.
Actually, I guess I don't.
That's what I thought.
You are rude.
No, no, no, no.
You don't say rude.
I say rude.
Rude need to go.
It's not funny.
It's just, um...
I think the model's performance is very fun.
Johnson came back and made me add a record scratch.
Hey, how you doing?
There he is.
I'm good.
I know who you is.
God, the way women flock.
I mean, flock all around him is disturbing.
Okay, he hit up by your shirt, so he too good to flirt.
What?
I wrote that.
Listen, do you have anything large?
Okay, look, let me tell you something right now.
I'm about to hook you up, okay?
This right here, this is my CD.
This bone quick weed to come up.
Have you heard my song?
I'ma cut you?
No, I never heard it, but I'm gonna cut it.
You never heard I'm gonna cut you?
No.
Boom, I got you right here.
Watch.
Five, six, seven.
I'ma cut you.
Hey, you know just who it is.
Straight up out the hood and steal some of you.
The creative community has kicked me out.
And they're missing out on all this great content.
That's right.
I was making funny commercials, funny movies.
I see you trying to steal this purse.
I was just looking at it.
Oh, really?
That's funny.
You know who that is?
Tommy Hilfiger or some shit?
Tommy Hilfiger, you know.
It's a gay fashion guy.
Yeah, Tommy Hilfiger is lower.
This is Alexander Wang.
That's Simon Noonan.
He's the creative director for Barney's, I think.
Yeah.
And his husband is Jonathan.
That's his name, Aldred or something.
I did threaten a thief.
Adler.
Oh, it's this lady.
I'm so sorry about that.
That's Natasha Lena.
Yeah.
My last day.
No, this is my first day.
I think it's pretty clear that this isn't working out.
Okay, so you just got on fire, Bomb Quickweed?
Oh, that's real funny.
Because, like, I'm about to go on my break anyway.
Like, I don't need you, okay?
I don't need you.
I don't need that cute jacket right over there that try to earn it and look real cute on me.
I don't need this bag right here.
Simon Noonan, by the way, fascinating guy.
I mean, being the creative director of Barney's is a huge deal.
Being married to Jonathan Adler, he's one of the biggest furniture designers in the world.
But he's also like a cool guy.
And it's fun to sit and talk with him about the politics and the economics of fashion.
And he's the one who told me, he goes, purses have ruined everything.
He said a purse, I wrote an article for Tacky Mag about this, by the way.
You should look up.
He said, a purse used to just be one little thing a woman had.
It wasn't a big deal.
And it was the same attention as a belt or one of your favorite blazers.
He said, now purses dominate retail.
The first two floors of any shop, like prod or whatever, are all purses.
And even if you look up on Google Maps retail stores, the logo that defines a retail fashion outlet is a purse.
Sometimes even for a sunglasses place, I think, it'll have a purse.
And they just mark up the price, and women just keep buying and buying and buying because it's a status symbol.
All right, I think we're out of time.
I'm almost out of time.
That was really good.
But before we go, I promise you a funny video.
I want to, remember those two who were sucking out the negative energy strains through the top of their heads?
I was looking at this video then, and I couldn't help but think, how the fuck did these two find each other?
They are both the two weirdest people in the world.
They both happen to be in Florida.
They both happen to be involved in holistic healing.
I thought they were related.
They're not?
I don't know.
Maybe, well, that would make more sense.
But even then, when your mom is that insane, you're going to have the same lunatic proclivities.
You really raised that kid.
Like, if these two ever separate, they're going to have nobody to talk to to the day they die.
Well, the trees.
It's like that dude we used to have call in who was a lesbian who had been taking a trans woman who'd been taking hormones for so long.
He was just a little bald guy who looked like your mechanic.
So he's with a dude who is gay, but likes men without dicks.
He likes women that look like men.
Well, he likes men, but doesn't care if they have a penis or not, which is, in the gay community, I'm assuming, is the rarest imaginable thing.
Because gays hate vaginas.
And this is a dude with a vagina.
Yeah.
So he's never going to find another lover if he ever gets dumped.
And similarly, these two, I don't know what their relationship is, but if they ever get separated, they're going to have nobody to talk to.
Check them out.
Planet Earth Dating.
It's Sunday, March 18th, 2018.
In both the Lynn Life and the Jamie Body Mind, the authorized search is the only child.
What are they looking at?
From the deeper, denser dimensions, and all other souls from all other dimensions, as long as they are already living by all the rules given to the Search for Truth community by wiser minds above all of us, including the rule to contribute more to completing the Search for Truth assignments given to the Search for Truth community by wiser minds above all of us.
So many words that are seeing or using borrowing in Search for Truth resources.
Truth is basically in this work, the energy gets really thick and stuck.
It's like trying to walk through clay.
And we have that experience of sentience going on right now.
Gotta say, their audio is really good.
You see the miraculous bringers of messages known as lives and bodies.
As always, our foundation is to do.
Why is there a jump cut there?
Did they have to cut out a part where they weren't making sense?
I don't like that one part where I was babbling.
I want to focus on the really important.
We've got to edit this down to just the meat and bones.
There's like different lighting and everything, too.
Maybe they experienced some kind of energy blockage.
I bet.
I bet that's what happened.
I bet.
Her name's Black Wolf, apparently, the one lying down.
I bet she went, stop, stop recording.
I just lost my chakra.
I need a second.
And then she maybe sat there for, well, long enough for the lighting to change and said, okay, we can start again.
Meanwhile, Bug Eyes is still doing that the whole time.
Three hours go by.
Enough for daylight to change.
Are you ever done this, by the way?
Are you ever like, and that's the last of it?
No.
Like with food poisoning, you have explosive diarrhea and you can't stop vomiting.
And then there's the last one and you're done.
There must be a last, eh.
I'm totally clean and positive.
As always, our foundational intention is to do what is ours to do right now in all dimensions to create.
There doesn't exist a good enough explanation to why I want to understand one sentence.
Just let's listen for a second.
And with that, the formally videoed, and somebody's asking why we would do such a thing, and we would do such a thing because that's what our soul contracts commit us to doing, and that we know that these experiences of sentience will one day end, and that we will be held accountable for our soul plans, as are we all.
We're not going to be the one exception in all of creation.
That's just unlikely.
We're going with the odds that we will be held accountable for our soul plans.
And we're not denying that, and that's why we're working on that big problem.
I got it.
Why do you ask?
I got that one point.
She's talking about a judgment day.
She's saying, I'm not Christian, but like all religions, there's a judgment day, and you have to go to the St. Peter of whatever group you're in, and they will say, what were your soul plans?
She's renaming the Bible.
She's basically renaming the Bible.
So, St. Peter, you have to go there and explain your previous sins, and they're just preparing for that.
They're actually starting to become a member of their call.
I'm going to start removing my strands.
This is like lack of Scientology.
Get fired, be brave, get in trouble, and never stop fighting.
Whoa, that happened too quick.
What are you doing?
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