#154 | The DA asked for copies of all my old shows
We begin the show by discussing NYC’s DA who told my old boss they want every episode of The Gavin McInnes Show. They are trying to get evidence to prosecute the Proud Boys, particularly our buddy Big John. He has a black wife and black kids so proving he’s a member of a hate group is going to be a stretch. Especially because she’s the one who suggested it. Then, we switch gears and talk about Ryan going to a nude beach, which is gross. Finally, a Mail Bag special where we examine the worst letters we’ve ever received.
The DA asked for copies of all my old show the Gavin McInnes show They contacted compound media and said we need all his shows That's 700 hours of shows So And it's for what's-his-name.
We call him Big John and John, what's his name?
Uh, sorry to bore everyone with the same old thing.
John Kinsman.
That's it.
So John Kinsman trials next week, I believe.
I think they're all being tried together the last three and the trials next week.
Maybe it's Max, John and Doug, Dave.
I'm not sure.
Um, but, uh, They didn't have a subpoena.
They just said, go get that for me.
And I think it was a legal aid who called and just said, hey, can you get that for me?
And Compound is run by a lieutenant, ex-lieutenant from the NYPD, who just said no.
Nice.
That's awesome.
You gotta have the or what gene.
It's a genetic thing you have to have in your body.
When someone says something, you go, or what?
Yeah.
Like when someone says, get out of my way, or what?
Even with what you said offends me, you go, so?
So is a derivative of or what?
Or what are you, or what's gonna happen?
I don't understand.
Like when the DA came to my house, they go, we wanna talk to you.
Okay, or what if I don't wanna talk to you?
Oh, you don't have to talk to us.
Okay, well, you're the prosecution.
So it's like talking to an ex-girlfriend of your friend and she goes, I want to talk to you about Mark.
I'm not going to convince you to love Mark.
He cheated on you.
No, that's a bad analogy because it implies that these guys are guilty, but they're not guilty.
John Kinsman is on trial, felony riot, facing years in prison for being part of a hate group and beating someone mercilessly on the street, basically.
Now, that's the same charge that David Campbell is facing, the Antifa guy who beat up that old Jewish guy he thought was a Nazi.
It's a pretty serious charge.
He's a member of a hate group.
His wife is black.
His kids are black.
His black wife told him to join this club.
She said, they seem Christian, really patriotic.
You should join.
Okay.
Then, when he's in the club, After a week of terror from Antifa, Antifa finally corners them and ambushes them, throws bottles of expensive piss.
I say bottles of expensive piss because it was P. Diddy's vodka that the piss was in.
They start beating Proud Boys, then other Proud Boys show up and beat up Antifa.
Not severely, just like a normal brawl.
There's no like collapsed eye socket or anything.
And more importantly, there's no victims.
When Antifa was asked by the police, do you want to press charges?
They said, fuck you, pig.
I just got hit 70 times.
And yes, the boys were pumped after.
Max yelled out, there was fucking four of them!
And the Huffington Post and BuzzFeed and Daily Beast changed that to, they were fucking foreigners!
And I believe the main witness for the prosecution is this woman, Sandy Backham.
She looks like Annie Hall with the aging app on her face.
She's like 70 million years old.
And for some reason in her final years, she's chosen to become an Antifa activist.
No, that's not her.
It's S-A-N-D-I.
S-A-N-D-I.
B-A-C-H-A-M, I think?
Just like Antifa photographer or something.
But she works with Antifa.
She's an activist, not a journalist.
And when she shows footage of that night, that fight, which was the fighting back the ambush after my talk, she cuts out clips where Antifa are throwing bottles of piss and she edits it.
That's not a journalist.
And that's your number one witness?
She's not competent.
I saw her at the DC train station.
She smiled at me in a really nice way.
And I think it's because she's seen my face a million times when she's editing and thought we were friends.
You know when you see a celebrity sometimes, you go, hey, I remember hanging out with you.
You're the Fonz.
No, that was on TV.
Oh.
And then I think she realized that we're enemies.
And I didn't know at the time that she was the prosecution.
And we walked by each other so fast that I didn't say anything either.
But then I tried to find her after.
Anyway, I think I've already told you that.
But here's the deal.
I had an epiphany at the boxing gym today.
Which, by the way, in this heat, SUCKS!
Holy shit does it suck.
And Hydro-Man, I told you about Hydro-Man?
Tommy?
You've mentioned Hydro-Man, yep.
In December it sucks to spar with him because you drink his sweat.
Because drops will fly off him and go in your mouth.
But at this time of year, I would never spar with him.
I refuse to spar with him until September.
Because every time he throws a hook or something, sweat explodes off his body.
Like if you have glitter on a tom drum, or a snare, and you go poof, and it goes pshaw!
But anyway, you do still get good thinking done because you can't go near your phone with your boxing gloves on.
And I realized, wait a minute.
So her raison d'etre, her impetus for existing, her fight, and she's broke by the way.
So she has no money.
So she's wasting her money on this fight.
Is to stop this hate group.
Stop them!
Alright, so you hate hate.
Which is a cool thing to do.
I totally support that.
I assume you've confronted the hatred with the Black Hebrew Israelites.
Or Melanin Nation.
Or the New Black Panthers.
Or the brutal anti-Semitism in Hamas.
Actually, Hamas is great because you get homophobia in there too.
All kinds of shit.
Hey, do you want to go make a pot of covfefe?
Coffee?
It's making coffee great.
Yes.
And that's a little plug.
Would you like to drain the swamp blend, uh, blend, uh, the MAGA roast or the?
Drain the swamp does not make me want to drink something.
Makes me think of a bot fly larvae.
I'll do the build the wall.
Uh, it's called build the wall, this package.
So, She's lying, right?
She's not against hate or she'd have none of these people are all of this.
Whenever you see like a hate group fighting hate, they never list any other hate.
They always are focused on rednecks.
And sometimes they get the right ones.
There are Nazis in the world.
There's, you know, the KKK, blah, blah, blah.
But that's all they care about.
Sean King will never mention any hate, but KKK stuff, which is tedious.
And you go, all right, well, she's against gangs, too.
Like hate is a big problem and gangs are a big problem.
Oh, okay.
So I assume she's confronted DDP, the brutal killings in Long Island with MS-13, the slaughter of innocent men by Trinitarios in the East Village, Manhattan.
Just killed a kid the other day because they mistook him for someone else.
And I think that was, Related to like, uh, revenge porn.
Some guy printed a- showed a picture of some other Trinitario's ex-girlfriend.
And so he killed him.
I'm scared of all these gangs, by the way.
Um, Latin Kings.
There's Bloods and Crips in New York.
Not a lot of Crips, but there's a hell of a lot of Bloods.
I assume you've done your research on that.
Do you hate the Chingalings?
Are they just an innocent biker gang?
Because you're a gang expert, right?
Nope, just this one gang.
Huh.
I think I know what's going on here.
You know this isn't a violent hate group because you'd be dead.
The reason that these people chose the Proud Boys to vilify and make their enemies is because they know that these guys are fair, decent, working class dudes who will not hurt them.
In other words, it's a lose-lose for this testimony.
Because either you're lying and this isn't a violent hate group, or this is a violent hate group and your life's in danger and somehow, I don't know, you're just good at mixed martial arts?
Or you spend $2,000 a day on a personal bodyguard?
Or you live in a bunker?
So by your very existence, we've disproved your allegations.
You know, I talked about that with Glenn Beck.
Penn Jillette said he didn't go near Islam in his anti-religion book because he's scared of them.
And he picked on Christians because Christians are kind, which is ironic because the angle for a lot of atheists is that Christians are, well, stupid, naive, but also cruel, homophobes.
Yet they tolerate this constant abuse.
So the DA's in a bad situation, but sometimes I think maybe he recognizes that it's a bad situation and is just throwing softballs so the top brass like the mayor, the attorney general, and the governor are appeased and they see that there was an investigation but they don't really want to go through with it.
Is that what it is?
I mean, I'm kind of new to these major trials.
I'm new to lawfare.
We used to be able to just to argue it out before the big tech censorship apocalypse.
And now you have to get legal to get anything done.
Like even I was reading, uh, something that Ann Coulter, uh, sent me and it was a really old article from 2015 by PolitiFact.
And it said, uh, It said that my pants were on fire because I said undocumented immigrants, even the title of this article, undocumented immigrants, we know where you stand.
No, undocumented immigrants are not tied to 50% of Texas murders.
And it goes on to quote me on, um, Greg Gutfeld's show saying, uh, we're not getting their best.
Trump is not racist.
He's just saying a bunch of hate facts.
The crime rate with illegals is through the roof.
When Gutfeld pressed McInnes to give some facts of his own, McInnes delivered one.
50% of murders in Texas have been linked to illegal aliens.
And so then they go dig in and they claim that there was about 3,500 deaths and only a mere 827 of them, sorry, 879 of them were illegal aliens.
And then they go, this is relevant.
We contacted McInnes on Twitter and he directed us to an excerpt from Ann Coulter's latest book, uh, And then they go to the book and it says, she was lambasting a 2014 fact check by our colleagues at PolitiFact Texas, examining a claim that in a seven year period, illegal aliens were responsible for 3,000 murders.
Fact checkers rated the claim pants on fire because the figure was based on arrests, not convictions.
No, but I said linked to.
50% of murders are linked to illegal aliens.
It included a quote from Northeastern University criminologist Romero Martinez, who did some back of the envelope math and estimated that if Perry were right, undocumented immigrants were 46% of the murders.
Martinez said that made no sense.
It just boggles the imagination that level of aliens were involved to that extent over time and nobody noticed.
And then Coulter adds, strictly speaking, boggling the mind of a professor is not data.
So just to clarify here, I know I can feel you sort of fading away in this story.
A criminologist was presented with brutal numbers for illegal alien crime and he thought about it for a second and said, no, that's way too high.
I mean it boggles the mind that it would be that high.
So PolitiFact had accepted that as an example of it not being that high.
But then in their research they go on to say Gavin's wrong.
It's not 1,500 out of 3,000.
It's more like 800 something.
So half of that.
So I said 50% and they refused to say this.
In their writings, right?
They just say it's not even close to that.
Gavin exaggerated.
But let's say it's their right and it's 25%.
Illegal aliens are 6% of the population of Texas.
So you have 6% of the population committing 25% of the murders.
Now the reason I drag you through that whole long thing is because they say we contacted McInnes on Twitter.
And I was able to refute that, or at least explain where I got my data from, and now the public can see, alright, the radical lunatic Gavin McInnes says 50% of the murders in Texas, but the politifact liberal pussies who use the word undocumented immigrants, even their stats say 25.
So the answer probably lies somewhere between 25 and 50.
And we're talking about 6% of the population.
We got a major problem here.
Trump was right.
So that's why they have to censor us because we stimulated a discussion and we often lead them to believe, holy shit.
It is bad.
They do have a point and we can't have a point if they're going to beat Trump in 2020.
So they silence us and shut us up and we can't defend ourselves.
So what do you do?
You sue.
Or you criminally charge them.
And that's another thing that's going to come up in this lawsuit.
They're going to say, sorry, this trial, because these guys are refusing plea deals.
They say that they know they're innocent and they're not about to, um, To go to prison for something they didn't do.
They're not a hate group and they were not roaming the streets beating up random people.
They were defending themselves in a fight that has no victim.
When you get charged with assault, you need a police report.
You need a hospital report.
Are we really able to politicize the justice system so much that we can just throw random people in jail because it's convenient?
If you recall, during this fight, it's when Chadwick Moore had just invented the hashtag, jobs not mobs, which the president then retweeted, and the left were being known as violent and unhinged.
So, they provoked a group, kept pushing them and pushing them, got them to fight, and said, see?
It's the right that's unhinged!
Look at them beating us!
All we did was terrorize them for a week, ambush them, and whip bottles of piss at their heads.
And beat up random people that night.
And terrorize old ladies and tell them that you're going to rape them.
Calls from all over the country were coming into the Manhattan Republican Club to the old lady that works there.
I mean, this has got to be the biggest miscarriage of justice ever done.
The guy's a steel worker.
He's working in lower Manhattan.
He's from Chicago.
Black wife.
Black kids.
Pregnant black wife.
She tells him to join the club.
He gets attacked.
Defends himself.
Nothing particularly sadistic.
Right?
Just a normal punch-up.
They go home laughing.
The cops are laughing.
No one wants to press charges.
That's it.
Nothing happened.
The cops probably see this a hundred times a day.
Not a hundred times a day, but you know what I mean.
20 times a weekend.
Someone gets in a kerfuffle, do you want to press charges?
No.
Okay.
Move along.
I should ask a cop how many times they see a situation like that.
On a Friday night?
Probably happens a dozen times.
So they've done their job.
Everyone's fine.
And then, wait a minute, the DNC says.
Oh, I don't think they said wait a minute after that.
I think they were always planning that.
Then they see, oh good, there was some sort of event that went down.
Antifa did record some footage.
All right, let's use that.
Let's use that in the midterms.
And they didn't just use it in the midterms.
If you go to official Proud Boys page, Proud Boy mag, There's about a dozen examples of that night being politicized to win political favor.
Like there was a guy, Marty something?
He, uh, he was the only Republican in the Brooklyn legislature for the past 20 years.
And he was well loved.
He'd get all the cop and fireman votes.
And after the Proud Boys night, there was a letter sent to all of his constituents calling him, uh, I gotta have a coffee.
I'm not pronouncing words correctly, calling him a Nazi saying he's a member of the Proud Boys.
Cuomo kept using it, saying, are you a proud boy, Mr. Trump?
It became the big thing that month.
And it was effective.
Marty lost his seat.
After how many?
I think 20 years on the Senate.
Let me try to find it here.
I'm scrolling through all the charity work.
Farts.
Not that easy to find.
So, yeah.
I can't tell what's going on with this troll.
Ten times New York politicians use Proud Boys as a political weapon.
So there was the de Blasio tweets.
There's the Attorney General.
Hate has no place in New York.
Hate will be not tolerated in New York, says Cuomo.
They all have the same verbiage.
And then there's this guy Corey Johnson, gay dude I believe, and New York City Council, he's a speaker of the New York City Council, and he wants to, they want to start these groups to help combat hate in New York, which means we want money.
NYPD disavows.
Yeah, Cuomo uses Proud Boys to attack Ed Cox.
Though the governor was totally silent when the Manhattan Republic was vandalized, he wouldn't shut up after he realized he could use the SPLC's designation to make every New York Republican look bad.
In a conference after the fight, he asked, are you a Proud Boy, Mr. Cox?
Referring to the Republican chairman.
And then Cuomo and de Blasio used it to attack each other, where Cuomo said, hey, de Blasio, you don't have New York City under control.
And de Blasio said, yes, I do.
What do you see this investigation?
We're really going to nail them to the wall.
And then here's the one I was just talking about.
Marty Golden conceded to Andrew Guanardez on Monday.
That's not this Monday.
Marty Goldman had been Brooklyn's lone Republican senator since the late 90s.
He was in the 22nd district.
They loved him.
However, the DNC thought destroying Goldman could help flip the Senate, so they poured tons of money on a Beto-type beta named Andrew Guarnardes.
Cuomo had been a big fundraiser for him.
And the campaign involved sending thousands of letters all over South Brooklyn that said Proud Boys are a hate group.
Lie.
And their founders are white supremacists.
Lie.
And Marty's responsible for bringing hate to New York.
Lie.
Via the October 12th fight.
Oh, and then the other guy, this other guy, uh, Lantzman, New York's Municipal Politics.
Rory Lantzman is a council member for the 24th District, and he wants to get a task force to deal with this new problem.
What about Trinitarios?
What about MS-13?
Nope.
We need a task force to deal with the hate.
The hate group full of black guys, and Jews, and gays.
What do all these, what do these blacks, Jews, and gay proud boys have in common?
They love Trump.
So, they are the enemies of the state.
Because we cannot let Trump win in 2020.
I've got some bad news for you guys.
Trump already won!
You can abuse the justice system all you want.
You can throw guys with black wives and black kids in jail, calling them racists, all you want.
That is, ironically, why Trump is getting re-elected.
So I'm sorry to be so heady, At the beginning of the week, but you know, I've had the DA contact, wake me up at my house last week.
I think that was Friday, Thursday.
And then today I find out they're trying to get all my old shows.
What are the old shows going to say?
If you watch my old shows in context, you obviously see that I'm not a racist, not a sexist, not a, actually you might get sexist.
I'm not an anti-Semite, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And anything that they come up with, I'm going to say, Oh, I'm going to know that that's not that group.
Like I was talking to this dude with the EDL, who was with the EDL, the English Defense League with Tommy Robinson.
And I was talking about a tweet I saw where they said, Oh, really?
We have a problem with pedophilia and Islam in Britain.
What about the EDL?
And it listed about seven pedophiles.
So I started researching and digging deeper and deeper and deeper.
And I talked to someone who was with, at ADL, EDL, English Defense League.
And he said, yeah, it got too Nazi-ish.
So Tommy left.
We couldn't kick him out because we couldn't have membership.
Uh, cause having membership meant there was a database.
And if there's a database, the police would use it against us.
So it was just an open thing.
And inevitably with an open thing, you can't monitor everyone.
Like McDonald's employees, they start zeke-hiling at work.
They're fired.
It's easy.
But you can't do that in an open group.
I mean, Proud Boys have actually been pretty good at it.
And I think it's because they wrote down all their tenets, right?
The bylaws are available online, just like the Boy Scouts, the Knights of Columbus, and any other men's club.
So you see the bylaws, and the bylaws clearly state no anti-Semitism, no racism.
And then, if anyone does that, then you go, well, they violated the bylaws, clearly.
So they're not being part of the group, the club.
It's just a fucking club!
Yeah, but there's violence.
Yeah, because you attack them.
You attack the Knights of Columbus, you're going to see violence from the Knights of Columbus.
Even though they're all in their 70s.
This is delicious cavefe, although you put way too much sugar in it.
Dang it.
It's raw sugar though.
It's good for you.
Yeah.
That's what that means.
Um, you went to a nude beach this week?
Saturday.
You don't see a lot of Asians at nude beaches.
Probably for good reason.
Did you plump it up first?
No, I don't care.
Oh, that's not the correct answer.
You're supposed to say, no, I have a huge cock.
Not, I don't care that my cock is tiny.
I don't really feel, um, Uh, like an outcast, dick-wise.
I was just like, eh.
Let's see your dick.
Alright.
No, I will not show you my dick.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Something to hide.
No, it's just there's a time and a place.
When you're at a nude beach, that's the time.
You could probably sue me for sexual harassment.
That's a good example of things in court out of context.
At one point he asked if he could see my penis.
When we were at work, I told him no.
I went to the bathroom to cry after that for a little while.
For two hours.
I mean, it was fun though.
Where is it?
Gunnison Beach.
It's near Sandy Hook.
So how, which happened by the way, uh, how, how far away, how far away, how long of a drive was that for you?
Uh, I think it was like two hours.
Something somewhere.
Yeah.
So you get there and break down the demographics for us.
All right.
Well, you pull in there.
Um, let me see.
First of all, it's a long walk there.
So everybody's walking there with their clothes on.
Then we start realizing there's people with their clothes on.
And you have to walk to this certain section of it.
And apparently this is the only nude beach on the East Coast.
Besides maybe Fire Island.
So you got a little bit of everything.
It's like New York City.
Demographic and but I would say a lot of gays.
Yes, of course.
There's gonna be a lot of gays There's a lot of homosexuals.
There's a lot of old people.
Yeah There's really I felt like there was like 10% of them were like my age, you know, a lot of them were older boomers swingers any hot hipster chicks there was There was one looker.
I've been one looker.
I've been there twice there was there was Yeah, one that like got my attention.
Like I keep my eyes to myself.
I try not to be... Just tell me no lies and keep your eyes to yourself.
Even though like, you know, everybody's there doing that.
But I mean, this one chick was just kind of dying for attention.
She had like a squirt gun and she was like, yeah, happy birthday.
And she was like shooting people with the thing.
And she had all she was wearing was this like chain around her waist, like very Egyptian looking.
Um, but yeah, I mean, there was literally no flaws about her, but I kept my eyes to myself and there's just dicks everywhere.
But one in particular, really one just particularly, we were in the ocean, me and my lesbian friend.
Um, and right at the edge of the beach is this dude in a Superman pose and he has a cock ring on.
And he's got like a thick chode that he is proudly displaying.
And positively had a cock ring on.
On a hundred percent.
Yeah.
Because it was like black rubber or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, don't they have a guy?
That sort of says, hey, sir, move along.
No, don't do that.
You have to be that guy.
And I, I, I didn't want to, because what if he got my face like chest to chest?
Well, you got a problem?
Now his chode is poking into my leg or something.
Well, yeah, you, I mean, in a perfect world, you just beat him up, but you, you can't do that.
That's just illegal for, well I can't, I'll just... You gotta stay out of trouble.
I just won't beat people up, you know, unless I'm defending myself, so... If a nude guy with cock ring was staring at my girlfriend, I'd say, dude, let's take it easy, move along.
She's not my girlfriend, but I am protective over her.
My female friend.
But I don't know if he was looking at me or her.
He was wearing shades, he looked like the lead singer of Steppenwolf.
I heard this rock song on the radio today and I realized this song is about anal sex.
It's a very popular song.
My mind's blank now.
I'll probably remember and I'll tell you next podcast, but it was like, she said, Whatever lovin' makes you feel good is the lovin' that's right.
Hmm.
What am I, what's it called again?
Plastic Wrasse.
Well, there's Doin' the Butt.
No, no, no.
It's not that obvious, asshole.
Oh.
I was listening to this song called Doin' the Butt and I realized this song's bloody and it sucks.
You gotta read between the lines.
What was it called?
Anything goes.
Any kind of loving is good loving.
If it makes you feel good.
Something like that.
So I'll take what I can get.
I'll take what I can get.
And then she looked me in my big brown eyes and said, you ain't seen nothing yet.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
I'm about to pork in the bum.
No, but you're on the right track.
Thank you.
It's definitely something like BTO.
Classic rock about anal.
No, no, no!
It's not about anal!
I'm the only one who's figured this out.
Oh, so you can't Google it.
Yeah.
Any Kind of Love by R.E.O.
Speedwagon.
Oh, that sounds...
What's the chorus?
Boy, they sure sang about sex a lot in the 70s, huh?
Sure did.
Real horny thumpers back then.
Bunch of thumpers.
So this guy was a boomer.
He's from that age.
"Any kind of love from you is better than no love at all.
"Any kind of love from you is better than no love at all.
"If you got the feeling, it ain't right tonight.
"And if the fire at home ain't as hot as you'd like, "I've got a fire that's burning for you." - No. - No.
Boy, they sure sang about sex a lot in the '70s, huh? - Sure did. - Real horny thumpers back then. - Bunch of thumpers.
So this guy was a boomer.
He's from that age.
He probably had that in his headphones.
And so he's on the beach and we're ignoring him and stuff.
And then we go back to our towel.
He's sitting.
He's like the next towel away from us, but he's facing us.
Everybody's facing the water.
He's facing us.
Did you swim?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That was great.
Were there ways you could body surf?
No, I had to, because of my tattoo, I had to keep above the waves.
Oh, your tattoo's the size of a quarter!
Yeah, I just don't know.
I don't know if it would harm it.
And here's the thing, there's this guy with body tattoos, and he's like my age, and he's with his girlfriend, so he's definitely straight.
So I was right about to be like, hey, do you know if seawater's good for a tattoo?
But you don't want to be naked starting a conversation with a naked guy.
Yeah, seawater's fine for tattoos.
Okay.
So, but you went in the freezing cold water and then got out again?
It was perfect.
So your penis was at its worst.
Oh yeah.
And you publicly showed it.
It was definitely at its worst.
Like it was gone.
It was like a Coke.
It was like that meme of Homer Simpson walking backwards into the bushes.
Yeah.
It was like just an actual turtle with a mouth and head.
It's just like a little yellow button.
Yeah.
No, no.
I don't get buttony.
But there were some buttons that, you know.
If you ever want to go there to get some dignity, I mean... That's the place?
Yeah.
Maybe I'll bring the kids.
Bring the whole family.
You know, it's weird.
First time I went there, there were kids.
I was like, what is going on here?
Kids, like, on the nude section with the parents like, yeah, it's alright.
It's a hippie mentality.
Everything is groovy.
Everyone's the same.
Yeah.
It actually takes the sexuality out of nudity altogether.
Well, yeah, or you're gonna have a boner.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be kind of the most embarrassing.
I'd rather have ultimate shrinkage than a boneski walking around there.
Yep.
And then this guy, yet again, parked in front of us, facing us.
I'm hearing it from my friend, so I'm not looking at him.
And she turns to me, she's like, he's touching it.
He's recording us.
And I look over, and I think he's recording us.
And then she's like, Ryan, he's bobbing his legs and making it plump.
And I was like... You got raped!
This guy's an asshole.
Yeah, it felt very violating.
It was very messed up.
Well, if you're not gonna beat him up, time to go!
Like, why'd you stick around while some lunatic old rock and roll boomer was plumping himself up, staring at you?
And here's the thing, she doesn't get that by looking, giggling, and then looking at me and talking, that's attention.
You're feeding into it.
You know?
You're getting him something.
He knows you're talking about him.
Boy, millennials are weird.
Yeah, we stayed.
He didn't ruin our... You know what you should have done?
What?
You should have bet on...
What he was going to do next.
Oh, I certainly wouldn't want to give him a blue chew.
So yeah, so we would want to bet.
We had to pick a sponsor.
To say if we had to pick a sponsor to Segway.
Are you segwaying to bet DSI?
Let's guess.
We have two sponsors on this show.
One is.
Like a Viagra pill.
Right.
And the other is for betting.
And I said, you should probably bet.
And then you go, well, yeah, then you could take a Blue Chew.
No, no.
I said, I would want to bet.
Thank God you didn't segue into Blue Chew.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
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Maybe we should go to the mailbag.
Yes.
What do you think?
Well, I think that's a great idea.
Oh, good.
Ryan shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's man.
The problem with that story is I now think of you as a nudist, and nudist is a certain type of guy.
Oh, it's gross, yeah.
You know how cops are a certain type of guy?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, if you meet a cop at Disneyland, you can just tell he's a cop.
I love cops, by the way.
It's a certain kind of guy, a good guy.
But you can tell, like, he's got good posture and it doesn't tolerate bullshit.
It's a personality.
A cop is a personality.
Firemen are similar, a little more kooky.
Probably because they get more downtime to riff with their buddies.
But nudists are a kind of person too.
They're very like, well, what have we had?
What have we here?
Kind of an eyebrow cocked.
Creepy.
Open minded.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, hmm.
And everything is like a switcheroo.
Like, oh, you think you're psychic?
Well, maybe you are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's a creep type of thing.
And I was looking around judging everybody.
I was like, why would you come here?
But I'm there.
Did you say that into the mirror?
No.
I was pulled into it.
I was like, can we just go to a regular beach?
He was like, no, Ryan, come on.
That's how she convinced me.
This is your lesbian friend?
Yeah.
You hang out with lesbians.
See that's another type of person you are now.
Well no, she's been a friend for a long time.
You have lesbian friends and you go to nude beaches.
She's a solid gal.
I met her with like, she used to be a part of a group of friends and then she, you know, outlasted mostly all of them.
She's a real solid, real solid chick.
God bless her.
Uh, by the way, for the mailbag, I was, uh, I compiled a bunch of the worst mailbag messages.
So maybe we can get into that eventually.
I don't think.
Okay.
Let's have a special episode of the mailbag and it will be, um, the worst letters we've ever received at get off my lawn.
Yeah.
It's like 70% done.
So, you want to save it for next time?
No, don't introduce something!
Oh, with a teaser?
No, it's not a teaser.
You have to do it now.
Oh, okay.
Save the other 30% for the next time we do this, which will probably be in a month.
Okay, well, here's one from Leia.
Hi guys, obviously Ryan does his job very poorly, or at least not the way Gavin wants it done.
When Ryan's talking, Gavin constantly tells him to put the camera on himself.
When Gavin is mentioning a person, he constantly has to tell Ryan to put up the picture.
When Ryan puts up any picture or headline, Gavin constantly has to tell him that it must be adjusted And not to mention the coloring books, playing games on his phone, and or sending emails during the show.
It would have been cool to have Ryan host a little show, topic, segment, provided by, approved by Gavin, and have Gavin be his engineer.
I bet he would do a really good job.
Do it.
Smiley face emoji.
All right, that's a gay idea, but I think you're a little biased when it comes to choosing the worst letters.
What a coincidence that you choose the one that lists all your faults.
Well, no, that's...
Because it's a suggestion, is the thing.
So why is that a terrible letter?
Because the suggestion is something that would never happen, but she doesn't know it's a bad idea.
Like the one that I read to you the other day, where it's like, why don't you guys do a whole episode on... Okay, I just forwarded you one.
I can't talk today.
Forwarded.
Forwarded.
Forward?
Forwarded.
Forwarded.
I just forwarded.
Edited.
You one.
That says, because we were talking about some nights last week.
Some nights I stay back.
And it goes, you know that some nights is a total ripoff of a Paul Simon song called Cecilia.
First of all, I'm old.
So you don't have to say a Paul Simon song called Cecilia.
I'm obviously familiar with Cecilia, but I looked it up and it's not a ripoff at all.
You stupid, smart-ass millennial shithead.
Play, did you have the link yet?
Or is it doing that thing where it takes an hour for me to send you an email?
Seems to be taking a bit.
What the hell?
Yep.
I don't know.
It's not in your scent box?
Because that happens sometimes.
In my outbox, you mean?
Outbox.
Can I clear up the whole Buzz Lightyear thing?
Usually if you're not... Oh, sorry.
Go ahead.
If we're not pulling up things, I'm just...
I'm just sitting here.
I'm listening to a podcast.
And the best way that I listen, this has been the way in high school too, or any school, is I doodle.
Ryan, no one gives a shit if you doodle.
You were coloring in Buzz Lightyear.
Yeah, let that be.
My son, my youngest son is six.
He might still color in Buzz Lightyear.
That's my point.
Maybe.
My point is.
He's coming to the end of his coloring in Buzz Lightyear years.
My 10 year old, farthest thing from his mind.
Right, but what they're saying is that it's... I'm fucking off.
I'm fucking around.
Whether it be Buzz Lightyear fucking around or playing a video game, you have to admit...
When we're talking here, and there's no visuals to pull up, there's some time.
So I was coloring Buzz Lightyear.
Help me focus.
Uh, adjusting the picture.
I don't want to show the tabs.
We've gotten over it.
Tabs are okay now.
Okay, so I just got the song.
I just got the song.
Are you d- Are you doing it?
Are you gonna?
Okay, you do it.
Okay.
Go a little farther.
Okay, so this is the part they're saying is stolen.
So it's the "woe, woe" part with the drums.
But then he adds this anthem.
This is what, what I'll be waiting for.
Okay, now jump to Cecilia.
She loves me again.
I fall on the floor and I laugh at you.
Not even close.
She loves me again.
You want to hear a really good one I just discovered the other day?
I'm in the car and I hear the replacements taking a ride.
Here, let me check my voice notes.
What the hell is this voice note?
Shit.
What?
This is not good radio.
Also, the camera on myself, either it's showing the screen or showing the camera.
I have to choose.
So if I'm looking something up, there's no way that I can be shown at the same time.
And we're trying to fix that.
I actually came up with a solution, but it's a little choppier.
Anyway, the replacement's ripped off a Jeff Beck song.
I thought I made a voice note of it.
I can't find it.
My wife made a voice note on her phone because I was driving.
And by the way, women should not drive if you're the man in the car.
There is one exception.
My friend Mike, he grew up in the Bronx.
He never had a car his entire life.
When his wife got pregnant, they moved to the Burbs, and he said, I've never driven ever, because I was always taking a subway or a taxi or something.
My wife's been driving her whole life.
She's a suburbanite.
She should drive.
I think that's fair.
Alright, so this song, Taking a Ride.
Yeah, I can't find the Jeff Beckwin, though, dumbass.
Oh.
Are you listening to the show?
Yeah.
I thought maybe you were, uh, no.
Find me another terrible letter.
Okay.
Um.
Okay, new version of the Mailbag Song.
Ryan, you fag, you don't have a dad.
Now get your lips off of Gavin's mail sack.
Let him touch it.
By Sean.
Wow, that sucks.
It fucking stinks.
That letter stinks.
Here's a stinker.
So this guy says to me, hey, you used to hang out with that photographer Ryan McGinley?
And I go, yeah.
And he goes, well, Him and Rachel Chandler have come up recently.
Considering what she's been tied to and the nature of Ryan's work, it's a bit eerie.
She also has pics of Dash and his daughter just weeks before he died.
I've always been fascinated by that scene in their work, so I'm hoping it's just an outer left conspiracy.
And I go, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yes, I did hang out with those guys, Dash Snow and Ryan McGinley in the early aughts.
I think he's a great photographer.
Then he sends me to this thread called God Wins, Satan Loses that says it's all about this conspiracy called Satanwood.
Huh.
Satanwood is like, what's that Alex Jones place where he doesn't like that people go to?
Oh, Bohemian Grove.
Bohemian Grove.
So Satanwood is this thing.
It's one word genius.
Oh.
How would I know?
Those are two separate words.
Satan wants this theory that celebrities fuck kids.
And like the Jeffrey Epstein thing, the Jeffrey Epstein thing, by the way, is politicians and rich people having sex with underage girls like 16.
But this Satanwood thing is way more sinister.
It's more, way more comet pizza.
And it's, and it's like Ryan being photographed.
And by the way, Ryan does photograph naked young people, but they're post pubescent.
They're like 17, 18, no, not 17, 18, 19, 20.
And the Satanwood conspiracy just shows him taking pictures, like he's been a photographer since I met him.
I discovered him by the way, and that was 2000.
So it's been 20 years this guy's been taking pictures.
He's a successful photographer.
Yeah, there's gonna be some celebrities in the mix.
What do you think a photographer does?
So this guy sends me this like massive thread about Satanwood, and of course there's zero evidence.
And outside of Ryan's celebrity pictures, he's got a million fun pictures of people partying.
What are you talking about?
So yes, that's another stinker for the stink bag.
Stink bag.
Gavin's stink bag.
So we have that dumb idea where we switch places.
Paul Simon was not ripped off by Some Nights, by Fun, and Ryan McGinley is not a Satanist, no.
And the syllabic count of your song, your remake of Mailbag, it blows.
Reeks.
Reeks.
It's like a Juggalo song or some shit.
Okay, um, here's another suggestion.
Most of these are like suggestions, because it's like a call to action.
So, these are some things that people want us to do.
And you're getting a suggestion by someone who's not, who doesn't do this for a living.
Like, I've been doing, I started Vice in 1993, and they have some guy who's sitting on his ass, hasn't accomplished anything, and doesn't work in this field, calling Howard Stern and saying, what about instead of a WAC pack, you have a SmartPak?
And you get some of the smartest mathematicians and scientists to call into your show.
I've never tried it, and I've never had a radio show, but why not?
That's pretty good.
Fuck you.
Here's one by Brian.
You have to make a video of mocking AOC for the concentration camp moment.
Do the scene in Schindler's List where the camp- Oh, no problem.
Let me just get my crew together.
Oh shit, great.
My film crew.
This is a gem.
Let me just get my Nazi uniforms rented.
Now we're already at like a $30,000 starting bill.
Just to start this idea.
Look where this goes.
I mean, alright, do the scene in Schindler's List where the camp commandant starts shooting people from his balcony.
Put Trump's head on a Nazi, AOC's head on the girl in his bed, and stereotypical Mexican items on the Jews.
Sombreros, ponchos, Mexican flags in the barracks.
You should start the video with the media agreeing with AOC or saying, this is how AOC knows about the camps.
It's got merit.
But, uh, yikes.
What has merit?
That idea?
I just feel bad.
That's how you know it's a stupid idea, when someone as stupid as you goes, it's actually pretty good.
I just feel bad, like, knocking.
But that is awful.
No, you shouldn't feel bad.
That is a fucking idiotic idea, and it's so unbelievably expensive.
Well, I think it's a video editing thing, like, you know, like a deepfake thing where you put the head on the video.
Oh, oh, I see.
Yeah.
I've got to sit there with After Effects going into that Schindler's List scene and spending like, and I don't do After Effects, but whatever, say someone did.
I do.
Spending like weeks and weeks and weeks adding shit to them.
Yeah, it would take a little bit.
Why don't you learn After Effects, fuckface?
And stop doling it.
You know, the other funny thing about millennials and their ideas is they, when they barf them out to you, they suck.
But sometimes they'll go, I have a fucking amazing idea for a TV show.
It's going to be so good, but I can't tell you because you'll steal it.
I go, your idea sucks.
Don't worry about it.
No one is going to steal it.
Or the opposite, where they're like, dude, feel free to use it, man, you don't even have to credit me.
Or sometimes, someone sent me an email recently, I wonder if I'll find it in the mailbox, that was, um, it was just, hey man, what do you think of my show?
And he'd, in final draft, he'd written a script for a show.
People get paid to do that, I'm not sitting here reading your stupid show.
The worst thing is if you like it, then it's like, fuck, I definitely cannot make this.
I don't have the time.
I don't have, I don't want to find the resources.
The worst thing would be liking the idea.
So here's another one by Epic Gay.
Okay.
How fixed for a bit of how are you getting on?
How are you fixed for a bit of how are you getting on?
What?
I'm already mad.
Okay.
Would you rather, Have your pants and boxers strapped to you for the duration of one week such that you must piss and shit into said pants for the entire week.
Meaning, quite frankly, the piss you take at 11.45 p.m.
on the Sunday will soak through the dump you took at 8.45 the previous Monday OR Go around all day with your face covered in shit.
This is your normal routine.
And obviously, you can't make any attempt to explain the fecal face you're expressing.
Plus, it's profoundly deep covering of shit.
There's nothing of a sketchy pattering of... Nothing of a sketchy pattering of shite.
What's with the way this guy talks?
It's kind of odd, yeah.
It's a wicked shit face, so to speak.
I expect your answers promptly, bitch tits.
Where you at?
Regards, Epic Gay.
It's actually pretty good.
It's not a bad would-you-read.
I thought you compiled all the worst letters we've ever gotten.
Maybe this one was exceptional.
No, not really.
The best and the worst.
Oh, that's your idea?
Hey guys, welcome to the very best and very worst letters we've received and we won't tell you which till we're done reading them.
You are so half-assed!
Have you even read this letter before?
Yes, I did.
So why is it in the worst letter?
It's actually a pretty good one.
I don't know the answer.
Hmm.
You want to think about it?
Yes, but why is it there?
I think I accidentally put a good letter in there, too, because I didn't... I was just kind of like put... I didn't organize these.
I was in a bar drinking by myself, and I just figured to do that.
So what, you were cutting and pasting letters?
Yeah.
And you weren't reading them at all, were you?
No, I was, but I just... I had to organize them later.
Okay, here, the problem with the pooing your pants in the same pants forever, for a week, is serious skin damage.
Like, I knew a woman who worked in ER, and she said there was this junkie who came in, and he had done exactly what this thing just said, and the pants and the shit and the skin had become one.
And to just tear off the pants would rip his skin off.
So what they had to do was steep him in a hot salt bath and try to get things to dissolve.
And when they finally did, you know, get the hard shit to dissolve a little bit and, uh, get the pants off, I think they cut them off.
Um, which as a cheap person, I think that's a waste of pants.
Could you know, just take them off and wash them?
Um, and then he still had brutal skin irritation.
I mean, it's, you, you burn your skin.
So you could be doing permanent damage to your skin.
Uh, as far as the shit face goes, do I have to go to my same local bar and everything?
Like, I don't care about coming to the studio.
I guess you could do whatever you'd want.
Well, didn't they say your normal routine?
Oh.
So I guess I'd be banned from the bar and we'd probably, we might not be, I don't think we'd be banned from this studio, but the people in my neighborhood would see me walking around with poo on my face.
Um, and we'd be ostracized.
It's one, it's one day though.
And that probably would still burn your skin severely.
You could end up disfigured.
Yeah.
Because there's a lot of bad stuff in human feces.
Yeah, it's all waste.
It's all bad stuff.
So there might be stomach acid and bile in there burning your skin.
Yeah, I would think so.
I mean, and it's very different to have burnt leg skin, burnt butt skin, than burnt face skin.
Hi, Burt Buttskin.
Nice to meet you.
How'd you get the last name Buttskin?
Oh, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather did a Would You Rather, and he became known as Buttskin, and that's the family name now.
Ted Buttskin.
All right, I got one more.
Okay.
Unlike you, I'm admitting that I haven't read this yet.
Okay.
And I don't know what I'm doing.
Fair enough.
Noobs who listen to the show religiously needs advice and willing to work for free.
That's a cuck thing to say.
What's up, noobs?
I know you hate the fluff, so I'll get to it.
I'm a drunk who is currently in sober living in California.
My three-year-old son, picture included, there's no picture included, is back home in Indiana.
I'm 34 years old and my relationship with his mother is on the brink.
Yeah, that's pretty clear if you're in a rehab.
She tells me it's over.
I don't believe she has stopped loving me.
This is a gay thing to write a stranger, by the way.
That's me saying that.
But rather, I put her feelings on hold.
This is really gay.
We still say I love you when saying goodbye.
He's writing this to me.
I don't know him.
We still say I love you when saying goodbye.
Can you imagine writing that letter to a stranger?
Like, I listen to Anthony Cumia a lot, but he's a friend of mine.
But even if I didn't know him, the idea of me typing out, we still say I love you when saying goodbye.
However, she can be salvaged once I show her I actually mean business this time.
We have a mortgage together, which she no longer wants me on.
I'm on her side so far.
Paperwork is apparently in the mail.
In fear of losing your patience, I will cut to the chase.
I'll spare you with the details of my admiration for you because I know you don't care.
This guy has mentioned that he's against fluff now for about three paragraphs.
Which I can relate to.
As gay as it sounds, and I know it sounds super gay, we are kindred spirits.
No.
Any hizzle, let me come work for you.
I'll do it for free.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm in New York.
He's in California.
He has a three-year-old son that he's, what, just gonna abandon?
He's talking about how he means business this time, and his first thing to do on the agenda is to go to the other end of the continent, which is as far away as Britain is from New York City.
It's a six-hour plane ride.
You can use me as an example to your listeners that it's never too late to quit being a stereotypical money or shit for brains.
No, I think you just proved that right now.
Obviously, I have a son to support, so some money would be nice.
Dude, you have to go to a construction site and start lifting plywood and drywall, and you have to do it within a two-mile radius of your son, so you can see him as much as possible.
Ideally, every day.
I know your tutelage alone is payment enough.
Gross.
And I'm absolutely desperate to actually do something I enjoy.
Do something you enjoy?
Dude, you're in rehab for overindulging yourself.
Wow, this is the worst letter for sure.
I'm over the factory work.
Yeah, that's... Factory work sucks!
I want to go intern at the other end of the country while my wife raises my son.
She's a stupid bitch who thinks that I'm a loser that's not taking our relationship serious.
Boy, is she wrong, huh?
Come berate me.
Can you berate me on your show?
Jesus Lord, this is a spoiled brat.
I went three years at Indiana University but dropped out because I have zero foresight apparently.
I'm also a degenerate gambler who has been quite successful, at times obviously, sports betting.
Bullshit.
Would love to give your audience some insight especially since you're now sponsored by a betting site.
And of course he's referring to our sponsors at BetDSI.
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Always.
Safely.
And you never have to worry.
Impotence.
You know how deafness is over?
If your kid's born deaf, he gets a cochlear implant, and boom.
The only bummer with being deaf now is you've got a little diode sticking out of the back of your skull that goes into your ear.
Not the best.
Grow your hair long.
Big deal.
And they talk normal.
They hear everything.
Not quite as good as us, I think.
I think it's a little garbled.
But deafness is over.
Impotence is over.
I don't mean permanent impotence.
I don't mean someone in a wheelchair.
I mean that unfortunate, maybe, I don't know, a couple times a year when you're a young man and you maybe overindulge in something and you're just not ready to rock.
Well, this means you're always ready to rock.
And having a reputation as someone who can't get it up, that just decimates a young man's entire life.
What are you doing?
What are those sounds?
I don't think those are me, sir.
I'm hearing doodly-dee?
I heard that too.
You don't think that's you?
No.
Well what the hell could it be?
Where'd you hear it from?
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You don't want to spend five bucks?
Okay.
Then you spend five bucks blowing the best day of your life because you were not prepared.
I cringe when you misuse sports terms.
Okay.
I cringe when you go to rehab, become a gambling addict, and abandon your child.
To the point where I'm almost embarrassed for you.
Guy in rehab is embarrassed for me.
I'll think about that next time I'm on my boat.
Heading to my beach house.
You sound like a woman.
Yes, gotcha.
You have rules for men and not sounding like an ignoramus about sports should be one of them.
Okay, we got it.
I grew up next door to our family-owned funeral home, which I also thought would make for a good father.
Why don't you work there, dude?
A funeral home is a license to print money.
And you're a degenerate gambler in rehab who's happy to abandon his son?
I am basically starting anew and I'm as hungry as your standard subject of a 600 pound life.
No, you're not.
I desperately want to keep my family together.
I still love her as she's labeled as such in my phone.
I know she still loves me too.
I guess you're not willing to hire me as an unpaid intern.
Then here are some questions.
How do I keep my family together?
Or should I just c'est la vie?
No, you should not give up on your fucking son.
I don't know about your relationship with your wife.
If I was her, I'd happily dump you.
But never give up on your children.
Should I really let her go and see if she comes back or fight my ass off?
Fight your ass off.
Is alcoholism a disease or simply a matter of will?
It's a matter of will.
I'm not reading these anymore.
Not at all?
No, no, I meant this letter.
I've agreed to a 60% share of the profit of the house since we bought it worth $20k more together.
Should I accept that even though I made the down payment and continue to pay the mortgage?
No, I would fight for that, too.
Why do I suck at adulting?
Because you're a fucking spoiled brat with no work ethic.
Have you seen Late Night?
Truly one of the few things that should ever have been aborted.
I'm sure you haven't, but I'd love to hear your takes on it.
It'd probably have to be a two-parter.
What is Late Night?
I don't know.
With Jimmy Fallon?
It's been hard, but I think I managed to single-space every sentence I did this set of amends for blah blah blah blah blah blah.
That was Alexander, we won't put his whole name out there, but Jesus Christ, what a fucking dork.
And, the good news is, he single-handedly saved our Worst Letters Ever episode.
Anyway, this is the week that my friends are headed to prison for absolutely fucking nothing, because it is fashion, and the prosecution is a lunatic, geriatric, antifa woman.
And there is no evidence, there is no crime, yet they're facing years in prison.
The DA's been to my house, asked me to rat them out.
I opted not to, because there's no ratting to do, and I don't trust the prosecution.
I don't understand why I'd give the prosecution artillery to take things out of context and hurt my friends.
And now they want to go through 700 hours of my show trying to find something to smear them with.
There is so much evidence out there that the Proud Boys are not a hate group.
Including Proud Boys themselves screaming it again and again on news shows.
Black.
Jewish.
Gay.
Again and again and again.
You know what?
It's much easier to make the case that I'm gay.
You could find pictures of me in drag, making gay jokes.
When you go through 700 hours or something, you can come up with pretty much anything.
But if you want to know how the person feels, why don't you ask them, listen to them.
I did come to ask you.
No, no, no.
You sent the prosecutor.
As Tucker Carlson says, he goes, I got an hour a night for years where you can hear what I have to say in context.
And what I have to say is incredibly tame for the most part.
And the beliefs from where I get radical, no one ever brings up.
For example, I think school is a waste of time.
I think grade school has become a giant daycare.
And I think university is a complete waste of money.
I think kids should be at kids camp their entire youth and then get a job whenever they want.
14, 15.
And up until then, we just teach them how to read.
We do that at home.
And if they're curious, they can get a book.
And if not, don't.
How's that?
That's a radical belief I have.
But no one has a problem with that because it's nothing to do with Trump.
So it doesn't help their own political ideology.
So they're not really worried about extremism.
They're worried about effective right-wing politics in case that gets their enemy Trump elected.
And why do they hate Trump?
Because he's draining the swamp.
Because he doesn't play by the rules.
That's why the left and the right hate him.
5% of the population of Washington DC voted for Trump because Republicans are scared of him too because he's getting them fired.
Like Steve Bannon said, do you think they'd go without a fight?
And they are fighting and they're throwing innocent people in prison for defending themselves.
So what do you do?
You fight.
Fighting solves everything.
Thanks to Coach Ryan and Champs Boxing Gym for reminding me that you have to keep fighting no matter what and it's up to you how much you get hit.
