After carefully discussing a visit by the DA and two detectives at 8 in the morning, we talk about women in that weird part of the world where China meets Eastern Europe. Turns out, their feminists are fat and ugly too. This leads to a discussion on shithole countries and the idiots who get murdered there while trying to prove they’re actually wonderful places to be. When we get to the call in portion of the show, it goes so poorly it becomes funny in a so-bad-it’s-good way.
*BANG* *BANG* *Dramatic music* *Dramatic music* Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Kevin McKinnis!
*Dramatic music* *Dramatic music* *Dramatic music* *Dramatic music* That song's kind of gay.
You think so?
Stand strong, stand proud, state your feelings loud.
Oh wait, we're supposed to be in black and white.
Oh, we are?
Sorry guys.
We're gonna steal the color from you right now.
Stealing the color from your eyes!
Oh, now my shirt's just a white shirt.
Yes.
Yeah, state your feelings loud.
I'm lonely!
I feel scared inside!
Don't state your feelings loud.
Do not listen to that band.
Yeah.
Keep your feelings to yourself if you're a man.
And you know what?
If you're a woman, I wouldn't mind if you just would keep your feelings to yourself too.
How about nobody states their feelings loud.
Definitely stand strong.
Support that.
Stand proud.
Yes.
Don't state your feelings at all.
You know, two generations ago, there was no me.
There was no self.
If you went up to the docks in New Jersey and you said, how are you doing?
Are you depressed?
They'd go, what?
How do you feel?
Are you fulfilled?
What are your feelings?
What are you talking about?
I work my ass off all day.
I come home.
I read the paper.
My wife makes dinner.
Hungry?
What are your feelings?
A little parched, I guess.
Yeah, I guess I'd like a sandwich later.
I like subs.
Is that what you're asking?
I like salami.
Is that what you mean?
No, I want to know if you've found yourself.
I'm right here.
That was Vice Squad, they're a band from Bristol.
Still going.
That song was probably, what was that?
1977 or something?
1982 it says.
1982.
It's, I don't know if you know this, but if you could check in on Justin Trudeau.
It's 2019.
She's 58 years old.
know this, but if you could check in on Justin Trudeau, it's 2019.
She's 58 years old.
She's 10 years older than me.
It's my birthday today, by the way.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
Oh, this is the podcast, also.
So, I just broke the rule.
What?
Don't say happy birthday?
No, my first sentence wasn't the title of the show.
Oh.
Whoops.
First mistake, strike one.
The first sentence of this show, the show's starting now.
Actually, don't start the show now.
Okay, yeah.
Start the show when it started.
My first sentence was going to be, and make this the title of the show, I was awoken by the police this morning.
The district attorney came by my house with two detectives, woke me up at eight.
I hadn't even put my outfit together yet and shown off my new Louis Vuitton belt.
When I was in DC doing the free speech thing, Milo, he said, you cannot wear that belt because I just have a cheap shitty belt because I'm a man and we're cheap.
And he gave me this Louis Vuitton belt.
I'm not giving it back.
I'm like Homer Simpson with Ned Flanders tools.
You also took hats from your friend in Texas too.
Two of them.
Like fucking Stetsons.
Yeah.
I'm a thief.
I will steal your shit.
Do not loan me anything.
You will never see it back.
And you'll notice, this is common among thieves, I never loan anyone anything.
It could be a thunderstorm outside, I could have 50 umbrellas in my front room and I'd say, sucks to be wet, it's just water, you'll make it, bye.
That's from having junkie friends in the punk days and getting all my CDs ripped off.
But yeah, I'm keeping this awesome belt.
But yeah, they came by, they wanted to talk about this imminent trial of the Proud Boys.
I gotta tread really lightly here because I don't want to jeopardize their judgment by saying anything bad about the prosecution.
But suffice to say, I think this is ridiculous that there was ten of them and I think about seven got away with community service and they're really hammering hard on these last three who refuse to take a deal and want to go to trial because they're innocent because they were ambushed.
And I think that one of the charges is like felony riot with Several years in prison for beating up someone who ambushed you.
And it's not just a regular ambush.
It's not like someone ambushed you when you're going to pick up your fries.
Guess who fucked up my fries?
This is after a week of we're going to get you, we are not civil, vandalizing the venue, we're going to kill you, signs outside, beating up reporters, getting arrested for beating up reporters.
So it's coming and coming and coming.
And if you have trouble having sympathy for these persecuted gentlemen, pretend they're gay.
Pretend that a gay guy, me, make me gay, a gay guy was doing a talk on October 12th.
The venue was smashed.
We don't want homos here.
The homos had to hide in the venue.
The police made them hide in the venue so they didn't get attacked.
People reporting on the homosexuals were beaten up.
And then these homos, eventually the crowd was dispersed so the homosexuals could go home.
And on the way home, these homos who were being escorted by cops, a group of homophobes had circled the block And then through, they were throwing bottles of urine at the gays, and then they threw a bottle of urine at these, this group of gays, and the gays finally fought back, and won.
And when they went up to the homophobes, the police said, do you want to press charges on these gay guys?
And they said, fuck you, pig, to the police, and then left.
Should these gay men spend three years in prison?
There would be t-shirts of them if they were gay.
But of course I didn't say anything to the DA, because though I love cops, I'm not going to make it easy for someone who is trying to hurt my friends or me.
So if any cop ever comes to your house, God bless his cotton socks, but you're not talking to him.
Don't talk to him.
Get a lawyer.
Cops will tell you that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cops will say, yeah, don't talk to me, dude.
What are you, stupid?
Yeah, every cop I've ever said goes, sometimes when they're talking, I just think, well, you just made my job way easier.
And same with cop shows, where they go, I know why you killed her.
You killed her because you were jealous.
And eventually he just goes, I wasn't jealous.
I killed her because she's a smart ass.
And I'm watching the show going, dude, what did you just do?
You just confessed to a murder.
You're fucked.
And you see it on the first 48 too, which is not a drama.
That's a docu-series.
And they just go, yeah, it was me.
I would understand someone going to the cops if there was a dangerous person in their neighborhood, because they don't want that person to hurt them or their family.
But the other way around?
No.
Anyway, so that'll be handled at some point.
By the way, felony riot, which is what they're being accused of, was what that Antifa guy David Campbell did.
David Campbell was the Antifa kid who almost murdered, beat the shit out of an old man because he thought he was a Nazi.
The man was an old Jewish conservative, strangled him, beat him so severely he went into cardiac arrest, was then rushed to the hospital.
Then this gentleman, Dave Campbell, started beating up the cops and put a cop in a headlock.
The proud boy who defended himself is facing that same charge.
How about that Nathan Hose?
Wasn't that also, he was facing riot charges?
Oh yeah, I think he was facing felony riot.
He hanged himself.
Did he hung himself?
I don't know, I got the obituary here, I doubt they'll put that.
No, no, no.
You're not listening, Ryan.
Oh.
Did he hanged himself?
He hanged himself.
Is that?
Humans hanged themselves.
Things are hung.
So that song, Richard hung himself, is grammatically incorrect.
Richard hanged himself.
He hang himself.
No?
He hanged?
You are my one man whack pack.
How did you get hang out of hanged?
With a nice hard D at the end.
He hanged himself.
Okay, so he hang himself.
Jesus.
I don't think I sound that way.
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Hmm.
What is that NAACP?
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It's so weird when these old acronyms have the word Negro in them.
Well, Negro would be the first one would be Negro All-American... Just look it up, dude.
You're the research guy.
I have a computer.
You're sitting here guessing and your job is to Google stuff.
I don't know, it might be like Hang the Negro?
No, that sounds pretty racist.
Why would they name it that?
That's negative.
Well, they didn't.
It's the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, frankly.
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What is that?
When did they come up with that name?
It should be people of color.
1920?
Yeah, it should be N-double-A-P-C.
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We've got a lot to talk about today.
I want to talk to this guy, Walk Don't Run Productions.
Have you seen these videos?
His videos are so good that I get depressed.
Allow me to explain.
He'll destroy some myth that's in the mainstream news and it gets so decimated and the myth is so wrong that I just fear for the incurious majority that they won't be looking this up.
Like he did this one on the pink tax where Some body waxing company who waxes women?
European.
They pretend to be feminists, right?
It's run by dudes and they say women are spending $1,431 more on the same shit than men every year.
And so this guy looks it up.
We should make him a lower third when he's on.
Because we're live, my man.
That's true.
And he looks it up and he goes, no, that's not true.
Some, some razors are more expensive when they're all shapely and pink, but you don't have to buy that ladies.
And they say things like, there's one part of the video where she goes, um, a pink teddy bear and a blue teddy bear are different prices.
The pink teddy bears more.
That sounds insane, but it's true.
It's not true.
We just looked it up online.
They're all around 20 bucks.
The six-foot ones are 160 bucks, but the pink and blue ones are the same price.
So she's saying something insane.
She's saying it sounds insane.
And then saying, but it's true.
No, it ain't.
So many of these things that we're told that just become buzzfeed facts, you just have to sit to disprove them.
Like, uh, Red, like white nationalist terrorism is just as prevalent as jihadist terrorism.
You just sit in a chair and you go, hmm, West Side Highway, Bataclan, 9-11, Fort Hood, San Bernardino.
You just go through them all and then you think there was Charlottesville, there was, what else?
And then they try to cram stuff like Ted Kaczynski, they try to make him a right-wing KKK guy to get their numbers up.
Another trick they do is they start on September 12th.
You just know that's not true.
So when you hear something insane like pink teddy bear, blue teddy bear, pink one's more expensive, go, hmm, that seems insane.
I think I'll check it.
Nope.
They just run with it.
And then they offer all these bonuses.
So that's his sort of a pinned video if you go to his site, which is, what's it called again?
Walk Don't Run Productions?
That's correct.
No, it's called Don't Walk, Run Productions.
Don't Walk, Run Productions.
Who puts a comma in their brand?
A brave ass dude.
Brave ass African American.
So here's just a little sweet taste of Andrew.
Dude, you just showed the screen.
No, I don't know.
I was trying to show you the title of his show.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
It's your birthday.
We're allowed to... Hey, hey, it's your birthday!
Don't state your feelings loud and don't say when it's your birthday if you're... unless it's 50.
50 is a biggie.
Yeah.
You ask them, how are you measuring the greatness of this economy of yours?
And they point to the jobless numbers and the unemployment numbers.
Well, yeah, people in America are working.
They're working two and three jobs.
Where have I heard this one before?
Well, unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.
As I have pointed out in a past video, the percentage of American workers who have multiple jobs is at about 5%.
This has been the average for the past 10 years.
Can you just pause it?
Yeah, I figured.
You know what I mean?
It's sort of like when you listen to Howard Stern and you go, I wonder what this person looks like?
And then you Google them and you see the voice, the face of the voice you were just listening to and you go, yeah, that's about what I figured they look like.
Yeah.
Like we don't trust our instincts anymore.
And two or three jobs, three jobs, a shift is eight hours.
There's 24 hours in a day.
Eight times three is 24.
How do you get to your job and how do you sleep or eat?
Three jobs?
You mean three part-time jobs?
What are you talking about?
Oh, you know, there was a, um, remember when I gave you a really dumb answer, uh, for how many hours that Chinese guy you worked with was?
And I said 13.
You never mentioned the real number.
Oh.
So what was the real number there?
I worked with a Chinese man in Montreal, St.
Viator Bagel.
He worked, ready for this one?
24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
Get the hell out of here.
He was rich.
No sleep.
Making minimum wage.
Here's what he'd do.
He'd save up his breaks.
He'd just eat bagels as he was making them, like working in the bagel factory.
And then he would save up his breaks, and he'd get to like five hours, because you got like a 20-minute break every hour or something, forget the math.
And he had a lawn chair upstairs in the break room, and he would just have a five-hour nap, because it was a 24-hour bagel place.
He would have a five-hour nap.
So he'd get this check every year that was like 200 grand.
Jeez.
I remember I had some Russian car driver taking me from Fox News one day, and he's like, we work so hard, it's impossible to make money here.
You know, they slave drive us here, and I am working 12-hour shift, 13-hour shift.
And I'm thinking, wait a minute.
I know how much Fox News gets charged for this, and it's really expensive.
It's like 150 bucks to drive me home.
I assume you get, what, half of that?
And then I did the math.
I was sitting there with my calculator doing the math.
I worked out he makes about 180 grand a year.
Work less and be with your family more, dude.
Anyway, sorry.
That's a crazy, long-winded tangent.
Let's go back to Andrew's video.
Please, everyone on Earth, watch 100% of his stuff.
But Kamala said everyone.
been higher than 6.5% in the last 25 years.
And according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, out of a workforce of roughly 150 million, only 316,000 workers in the United States have two full-time jobs-- But Kamala said everyone.
AOC said everyone.
300-- she's talking about 316 people.
Every one of those 316 people can really, yeah.
Yeah.
She's right about those.
4.3 million have one full-time job and one part-time job.
They're working two and three jobs.
The vast majority of working Americans hold a single job, so talking about people working two and three jobs isn't going to connect with 95% of the workforce.
Okay, that's enough.
All right, let's talk to Andrew.
Can we get him on the phone?
I believe.
Can we get him on the skip?
I believe we can.
Frankly, God, I wish I could do a Trump.
You could pretty much do it.
No.
Frankly, I can't do Trump.
Not very good at it.
For too long.
For too long.
We haven't been doing a good job.
Bad job.
Bad job.
Real losers.
Frankly, I've got to twist my face almost off.
Wouldn't that suck if you were in World War II and you came back alive, but this is your face for the rest of your life?
I guess.
Oh, can I hold your baby?
Oh, it's crying.
Forget it.
I'm sorry.
It's not interested.
I love kids, but they're not a fan of me.
I give them nightmares.
But you know, we're sweet guys and that's the end of the day.
Dating sites are not great for me.
I try to get a good angle.
Or them!
I try to go like this, maybe.
They're not bad.
They're not good for me, but even worse for them.
We have Andrew on the line.
Andrew, are you there, sir?
I think I'm here.
Yep.
You look here.
Nice glasses, by the way.
Thank you.
I'm wearing them because you're wearing glasses.
I like your glasses too.
Are you also wearing no bottoms?
Because I have no pants on.
Uh, no, I'm wearing skinny jeans, so I don't think you'd approve that one.
Oh, no.
That's like, uh, so ten years ago.
Yeah, we call this, the name of the show is Piglet News, and everyone is pantless.
Well, I live in Bushwick, I have to kind of play the part, you know.
Men look so bad bottomless.
Isn't it funny?
Women look so good when they just have a shirt on and nothing else, and they look ridiculous when they have jeans and no shirt.
Conversely, men look ridiculous with just a shirt, but they look pretty good with, like, when they're a Florida man on the show Cops and he just has jeans on.
Looks pretty good.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, it's a look.
It's a look.
So we were talking about the pink tax, and we were talking about the video with the three jobs, and here's what scares me about this.
Your videos are great, they're very informative, but I think we're in an epoch of mental obesity And I think people are just too incurious, too lazy to go look up stuff.
So you just say a lie, an absurd lie, like most Americans have three jobs.
What?
And people just write it down.
It becomes a fact.
Well, it sounds good on paper, I guess.
It's like if you're trying to say that the economy's doing terrible and everybody has to have three jobs and work 80, 100 hours a week, then some people are going to fall for that and go, yeah, this economy's terrible.
There's people out there that are working three jobs.
It's all a tactic.
It's a bad tactic.
I think it's going to backfire, you know, eventually.
Yeah.
Well, that's why Trump won is because the people that he was running against hadn't met anyone.
Maybe it's this bubble society we have where we don't talk to people.
But, you know, I've met probably a million people in my life.
I can remember when some guy would have maybe two part-time jobs and then maybe freelance something on the side once a month.
But a man with three full-time jobs?
I mean, you'd put him in a museum.
He'd be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
There's not enough hours in the week.
Like, who has enough time?
You know, when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says, you know, that it's a crime to work 100 hours a week and not be able to feed your kids.
Well, first of all, How many kids do you have?
How many children do you have that you need to work 100 hours a week?
Second, if you're working 100 hours a week, then you're not going to be able to see your kids anyway.
And I don't know.
It's just bizarre.
I don't understand, first of all, why people can blame, well, I have to work so much because I have three children.
Like, yeah, because you have three children.
It's kind of, you know, be a bachelor.
That's the deal.
You know, you'll be fine.
I remember my dad used to yell that at me and my brother.
I paid for this house!
I'll put a roof over your head!
I'm the one who provides you with food!
And we go, yeah, that's the deal.
That's what you're supposed to do.
That's what you signed up for, dude.
But it's just time after time, people don't do the math.
Like in that pink tax video you did, they're saying a blue teddy bear is much cheaper than a pink teddy bear.
That's not true.
But secondly, then buy the blue teddy bear.
Or when Obama says women get paid, what, 72 cents on the dollar for men?
That's not true.
But if it was, then just hire women.
You just got cheap labor.
You have to pay them three quarters.
It's bizarre to me that the President of the United States, who has all of this He has access to government statistics and people who are experts in the field, and he's still saying, oh yeah, women make less than men by a lot.
And then he goes, and I don't know why Michelle has to pay more to dry clean a shirt than I do.
Ask somebody.
You're the president.
Just ask somebody.
I don't understand.
Or just be competent enough to go to the dry cleaners and say, hey, just curious.
Just curious why my shirt doesn't cost as much to get cleaned.
I can do one better.
Sit in a chair and go, Think!
Like, hmm.
My shirt is pretty rugged.
This shirt I'm wearing right now, it's pretty tough.
It can survive coffee, wine.
It's a tough guy.
And at worst case scenario, I'll wash it at home.
It will survive.
My wife's frilly blouse, you can't throw that around.
It gets a stain.
I could tear it like this.
It's very fragile.
That must take... So the subtext I think they're saying is... Did you ever see that Eddie Murphy skit, White Like Me?
Oh, I don't think I have.
It was on SNL.
It was brilliant.
We'll show it after this.
But, uh, Eddie Murphy makes his face white, and he has a blonde wig, and he starts walking around, and every time there's no black people around, everything is free, and people are dancing, and people are... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, take the newspaper.
There's no one around.
It's free.
Take it.
Gives him his money back.
The conceit with the dry cleaning thing is that it's just man land.
And, uh, you show up with your shirts like, what's up, dude?
Yeah, yeah, I'll do these for, like, two bucks.
And then a woman shows up and you're like, oh great, another bitch is here.
Uh, it's 50 bucks.
Like, what world are you talking about?
I think men tend to get their stuff dry cleaned anyway because they also have a suit.
You can't throw a suit jacket in the washer and dryer, but you can do it with your cotton, your tough cotton shirt.
So it's like, you know what?
I'm going to the dry cleaners anyway, dropping them off my jacket and pants.
Might as well just give them the shirts too.
Less work for me.
Time is money.
We're, you know, we're raised to see men as these oppressive, you know, patriarchs.
And I was brainwashed that way too.
And I remember when I first had kids, I saw a dad picking up his two girls from figure skating, and he's got all their frilly tutus with him and stuff.
And I realized, wait a minute.
Men love their daughters.
Men are sweeties.
Men will happily get involved in figure skating.
I don't know why we're painted to be the bad guys, because we're absolute adorable sweethearts.
Us men.
Oh yeah, this is funny.
Yeah, this is classic.
The guy who handed him the money is the guy who wrote the bit, by the way.
Well, sorry, my questions are really just me talking on a soapbox, but I wanted to ask you if we'll ever figure out what the motive is.
When Obama said that, I think a little bit of A and a little bit of B. I think in her world, yes.
was knowingly saying an untruth because it's popular and it gets him votes, or is he an imbecile who doesn't do any research?
I think a little bit of A, a little bit of B.
Really?
Like AOC, does she really think that most Americans have three jobs?
I think in her world, yes.
I think that she lives in a bubble.
You know, when she goes to Jackson Heights or she goes to the Bronx and she sees all of these illegal immigrants who are working two and three jobs, you know, probably not full-time jobs anyway.
And they're working hard to A, feed their gigantic families, and B, to send money back to their home countries.
Of course they need to make a lot of money.
Of course they're going to be working two and three jobs.
But statistically, that's all – I guess that kind of falls under the gig economy if you're not paying taxes and you're not officially supposed to be here.
But I guess my point is that she talks to people here in probably poor neighborhoods who are driving an Uber in a poor neighborhood.
and complaining that they're not making a lot of money.
On the other hand, when I went to San Francisco back in October, all I did was ride Lyft and Uber and I kept asking, I said, how are you guys doing?
And they're like, we're doing really good.
Like this is, you know, Salesforce is here.
You see that Salesforce building here?
That's where we're making all of our money.
So, I think it really depends.
Like, fine, if you're going to live in rural Pennsylvania, you're probably not going to make a lot of money driving an Uber, but, you know, in a city, you know, in the middle of Manhattan, you're probably going to do fine.
You're probably going to be able to buy a custom license plate, you know, get a really nice car if you're going to be in the car all day.
I don't know.
I think that she I don't know if she's ignorant or not.
I think that she, it's part of her bubble and also part of the talking points that, like, the Justice Democrats give her, like, say this, do this, you know, be this.
It might be one of those things that you just let yourself believe in but you don't believe in it, like astrology.
Women seem to love astrology, but I have a feeling if you did heroin with them or something was really important, like, your son's gonna be really sick if you follow this stupid thing.
She'll go, oh yeah, yeah, that was bullshit.
Or on heroin she'd be like, no, I don't really believe it.
It's just kind of a fun thing.
And I think if you gave AOC a big line of smack, she'd go, yeah, I know a lot of people don't have three jobs.
It's just, it's just something that sounds good.
It's for the greater good.
Well, I mean, Trump, uh, Trump said at his rally last night that, These four, the squad or the four horse women of the apocalypse, whatever you want to call it, that they don't have anything nice to say.
And, and he's right.
When have you, she couldn't go around and go, yeah, you know, people are doing okay.
We're doing better than a lot of other countries.
You know, there's things to improve on.
Absolutely.
But You know, we're alright.
Racism isn't... People aren't being... Like when Cory Booker and Kamala Harris come out with an anti-lynching bill, it's like, who's getting lynched?
When was the last time you were lynched?
And then when Jesse Smollett... Wait, are you saying you're for lynching?
Because if you're against the bill, that means you're pro-lynching.
You got me.
Yeah, they paint this evil, racist, Nazi, sexist, homophobic, transphobic view of America, and you go, wow, your worldview, your national view is really dark.
Like, what a shitty life you have if you think the KKK is looming on every corner.
You've made your life shitty.
It's bizarre.
It just blows my mind that we're easily living in the greatest country in the world.
The greatest country in the world!
And the only way that some people feel that they're going to stay in power or connect with people is to say, We're doing awful.
It's terrible.
When Elizabeth Warren said, she was asked a question, he said, 60% of Democrats think that the economy's fine.
She's like, no.
Yeah, she tells them they're wrong.
No, you're wrong.
Unemployment is really bad.
Andrew, we're out of time here.
Thanks for coming on the show, and I implore everyone on earth to watch all of your videos, and you will not only learn a lot, but you'll see how incredibly dishonest the mainstream media and mainstream politicians have become.
Well, I agree with you.
I think everybody should watch my videos, too.
But thank you for having me on.
It was a pleasure.
Let's have you back soon.
Cheers, buddy.
All right.
Bye bye.
Do you ever forget how to say goodbye?
No, that's not something that I've done.
I've done that.
I didn't there.
But sometimes I just lose a skill.
Yeah.
Like I'll be on the phone and I'll be, okay, yeah, we'll see.
Bye.
Yeah.
And that was too soon.
Or the other day I was parking by the studio.
I came back to get something late at night and there was parking and I couldn't parallel park.
You should have seen the parallel park.
It was the worst.
It was a woman's parallel park.
That's how bad it was.
Ouch.
I just sort of went in and then by the time I lined up I was like three feet from the curb and I used to be the king of parallel parking.
I could like squeeze in so both bumpers were touching another car.
Like Ace Ventura when nature calls it, like, like a glove, just.
I'm not familiar with Ace Ventura references.
Say what?
Some people are out there and they're going to be happy.
We have a lot of news to cover today, and we are taking calls eventually, but I want to get this news out of the way.
First of all, the first thing I want to cover is there was a priest, and we priest bash all the time in this culture, and this poor bastard is out there working his ass off trying to get satanic demons out of people, which can't be easy.
We've seen the movie The Exorcist.
It involves a lot of stuff.
You get barfed on.
You get attacked.
Yep.
Cuss words.
Cuss words.
I sent you this in a later email because I thought of it after.
I saw you had it up, though.
This guy is doing everything he can to help get demons out of people, including... Will you find it, you turd?
Yes.
You've already had it up, and you keep going to the original... Oh, I got it.
It's a tweet.
Oh, that only took 20 seconds.
Sometimes, this includes having to blow dudes.
Now, I'm not gay, so that's pretty much one of the worst things I could think of doing, besides like eating poo.
No offense, gays, just not my bag.
I'm sure you feel the same way about eating pussy.
But this poor bastard swallows his pride, and New Jersey Presbyterian minister accused of using oral sex to suck out men's evil during ritual exorcisms.
And he's the bad guy?
Is there a video?
Can we see the video, please?
The video is available on YouPorn.
Click on that link, though.
Does it say anything else?
I'm feeling a bit possessed.
Honey, bad news.
I've been possessed.
I need to go to Joe.
That's just really unfair.
Joe Blow.
Joe Blow.
Joe my God.
Sucks the demons out.
Wait a minute, who fell for this?
If this is little kids, then this joke is no longer funny and I totally regret doing it.
Okay, now I'm scared.
If they were like eight years old, this is the worst show in the history of man.
Yeah, we might have to go back in time to hit the dump button.
Evil spirits, Native American exorcism rituals, gemstones, oral sex to extract evil spirits from men undergoing crisis in their lives.
Oh, men.
Okay, good.
Okay.
Young man, I gotta do a little more.
I mean, we sat and prepared for this show for like five hours.
I spent so much time this morning preparing for this show and it was, you wouldn't have believed how stupid it was.
Let me just tell you about my trip in the rabbit hole.
I was thinking, what kind of chicks do I like?
Maybe I'll research that.
That's the beauty of being your own boss.
Today, Gavin, your job is to try to find a country with your favorite types of chicks in them.
And then I was thinking, I kind of like Eastern Europe, where it's sort of is touching China.
You know, like Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan and that kind of stuff?
Where like the gyros come from?
Yeah, that place.
The safe stands, I think they're called.
We'll be talking about unsafe stands shortly.
And then I'm looking up Krizegstan!
Maybe I like those kind of chicks.
And then I find some feminist that, look how terrible her boobs are.
Those are the deal-breaker boobs.
There's two deal-breakers men have, and they don't include cankles, believe it or not.
It's very, very thinning hair, which you can fix.
Although it's kind of duplicitous.
If you are a woman who has very thin hair, then some guy marries you after you get plugs, and then he has a girl and she's got thin hair.
You kind of cheated him.
I got a way to fix it.
Part of attraction is the babies you're gonna make.
That's what a part of beauty is.
Um, that's why no one's attracted to hunks who have terminal cancer.
Do you know what my fix is?
What?
Your Uber's outside.
Beat it.
Thin hair?
Yeah.
And those boobs have no meat in them.
They're just empty pancakes.
Yeah.
It's like God forgot to put your presents in your stockings on December 24th.
You're missing your stocking stuffers.
That's a naughty list stocking.
You got two socks lying there.
Anyway, you'll notice that a lot of socialists are people who are broke and they want free stuff.
And you'll notice a lot of feminists are ugly and have no tits and they don't like beauty standards.
They want to have a world where, say, pancakes are attractive.
So this woman is bro pancake tits for no reason.
And this is their music in Kyrgyzstan.
Feminist anthems in Kyrgyzstan.
Look, she looks the same as feminists here.
Yeah.
It's a type of face.
It's a fat person, really.
She's called the Beyonce of Kyrgyzstan.
Everywhere outside of the West sucks.
Your food sucks, your music sucks, and it's not a racist thing, you'll be happy to hear.
Because Russia is in the East, it's all white, and it blows.
It blows harder than a priest trying to exorcise demons from your urethra.
No laugh on that one?
I was just thinking of... Yeah, and I'm the Jean-Claude Van Damme of Guam.
And, uh... So just... What did you say?
Something about urethra.
I said Russia blows harder than a priest trying to get demons out of your urethra.
I get it.
Okay, good.
Folks at home, I'm sorry you had to hear a joke twice, but someone who works here on the show doesn't watch the show that he's on.
I was coming up with a zinger.
Yeah, it was great.
He let a zinger die while trying to save a zinger.
Anyway, music sucks.
And so then I start looking at Uyghur woman.
That's another country around there.
There's Chinese Muslims, apparently, and China's human rights.
Look, look, everyone loves Muslims here.
If you really love Muslims, check in on China.
They're murdering Muslims there and stealing their fucking organs.
Just robbing livers left and right.
Just taking a Muslim off the streets, putting him in a cell and taking his liver out.
That's China.
China sucks.
Hey, social justice warriors, you want to see some social injustice?
Check out the Orient.
It is hell.
Human life has no value.
Remember there was that art display?
Bodies?
Oh yes.
I went there with my wife and it's like bodies cut in half and stuff and you can see like what it looks like in an eyeball or how about a cross-cut section of someone you know vertically so you get to see the skull and everything and I'm looking at these bodies going these are all Asians.
That's kind of a coincidence.
Then it comes out that we don't really know the origin Of these bodies at the body display.
I think China just grabbed a bunch of human beings, cut them up into bits, and then I'm looking at it going, ah, you could have just used plasticine.
Like, I don't need to see actual human bones with actual human eyeballs in them.
Just use, go to the taxidermist and get some wolf eyeballs.
Stick those in.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna make you a star.
I have an idea.
Let's make a bunch of bodies so people can see what it looks like when a pregnant woman has her baby ripped out.
And then we'll put her entrails there.
Okay, where are we going to get them?
I don't know.
You?
What?
No, I don't want to.
Too late.
Get him.
Get him.
Help!
- Help, help. - So that's all rude.
That man was screaming, I am a teacher, goodbye, I am a vegetarian.
Vegetarian.
Targaryen.
I got some dragons on the Coniscarion.
That's just a thing, huh?
I watched a second of that Han Solo movie last night with my boy because I was bored of being a good dad.
And it's past his bedtime.
Wait, Maj Tor is calling in.
No, we're doing a show.
Should we take the call?
Why don't we take the call?
Alright.
I'm not very spontaneous.
Oh.
Okay, just, he hung up.
Oh.
I guess he heard that and he, we scared him off.
Sorry, Madge.
Uh, we're on a roll.
But I would love to talk to you, and I regret not taking your call.
That's, there's a moral to there, by the way.
The moral to that story is always say yes.
You always regret saying no.
Your friend calls you, hey, you wanna come on my, on my boat tonight?
Now your first instinct is like, nah, I don't know.
Say yes!
Can I borrow your car tonight?
Yes!
Sick!
Happy birthday to me!
I'm giving you the gift of generosity.
And when you're on the plane or somewhere and someone goes, you want a macadamia nut?
Say yes.
Even though your first instinct is like, I don't even know what that is really.
Say yes.
It's a gesture.
It's an exchange.
That's what life is.
Experience.
In fact, I think these politicians are getting away with stupid lies because people don't experience things.
So they don't go, really?
I talk to people everywhere I go.
At the bar.
I always ask people, how's business?
Whenever I buy anything and I'm like bringing my six pack to the front, how's business?
That's a good way to gauge the economy.
They always say good, except yellow cab drivers.
They're not having a good time, but fuck them.
A little racist.
That was a stupid plan that we had.
We had one Israeli dude who owned all the taxi medallions in all of New York City, and then with his monopoly, he kept raising the price, raising the price, until they were worth a million dollars.
How the hell does a cab driver pay off a million dollar medallion?
Now, thanks to Uber and Lyft, I think they're down to like, 50 grand?
But people bought- they're still paying off their medallions.
Yeah.
When they bought- Jesus.
Well, they just quit.
Oh, by the way, Maj says happy born day.
Oh.
Here's another reason why I said no, because he probably thought he was calling me personally.
Oh, okay.
And so he could be like, I don't know, rolling a joint or doing something illegal.
And here I am putting him on blast.
That's really why I was thinking.
But stop communicating with people and saying, hey, thanks.
Okay.
And get back to work, you dunce.
Sorry.
Did you show any of the body stuff?
You did, right?
Yes, I did.
Okay, so anyway, this is still on this ridiculous tangent.
I went down a rabbit hole and now I'm dragging you down it like Alice in Wonderland.
So I start looking up Uyghur women.
Let's look at those.
What race are they?
So I'm looking at them and I'm thinking, what would it be like to be married to them?
I think the accent would get on my nerves.
Also, them having nothing in common with you.
They don't know what Happy Days is.
Probably never even seen Star Wars.
Like, what are you going to joke about?
Yeah, it tends to be a bummer.
So we're scrolling down.
Keep scrolling down.
Oh, they're pretty.
Oh, she's a knockout.
So I'm looking at them.
I'm going, oh, so that this country makes a lot of knockouts, right?
They make Koreans.
That's like a Korean, basically.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Oh, she's she's now.
No, thanks.
Keep going.
Stop.
Then this nightmare appears.
This is the weirdest I've felt in a long time.
And folks just hearing the audio podcast, I told you to subscribe to freespeech.tv.
I'm not putting this one on YouTube.
What?
This face makes my stomach like, I want to just kill her.
Happy birthday to you.
She's the boogeyman.
If she's under your bed, I'm just as scared as anything on Monsters, Inc.
She should work for Monsters, Inc.
Well, isn't her face... doesn't it give you the heebie-jeebies?
Something about it.
Do you feel the same way as me?
Yeah, because you see her eyes?
They look like there's parentheses.
Like, side note, eyeballs.
There's that.
Top parentheses, bottom parentheses.
The fact that her chin is one millimeter long.
Yeah.
And her weird eight mile long nose.
The nose is long.
I never noticed that.
I've never been more scared of a person.
Like, I would rather date some, a burn victim.
Yeah, her thumb's kind of creepy too.
There's something.
Ew, it's really big.
Yeah, there's a big, and then the nail's small.
It's like a man.
It's like my thumb.
Yeah.
No, it's bigger than my thumb.
My thumb.
My thumb.
My pillow.
Disadventurous thumb.
Um.
And then I'm just thinking, yeah, you are kind of pretty, you girls, but just as I predicted, you suck.
I saw this video yesterday that was talking about a tattoo studio that discovered they had a Proud Boy working there, and they immediately fired him.
And he said, I didn't know he was a Proud Boy.
I'm so glad I got rid of him.
And then in the same news piece, they don't call them racists, thank God, but they also say, this group is against racial guilt, And thinks the West is the best.
That's why a guy got fired?
They didn't even say what race.
So if you don't feel terrible about your race and you think the West is the best, then you're fired.
What kind of clown world is that?
But I'm not racist.
Yeah, that doesn't matter.
Do you hate white people?
Well, I don't think I should feel bad.
I'm 20.
What did I do?
You're fired.
Can you imagine a black person getting fired for not being guilty?
And the West is the best.
Have you seen this freak show we've been on?
I just showed you a monster from Uyghur.
And then I look at this video of Kyrgyzstan and it's drone footage.
So this is the very best they have to offer, right?
And they're showing you Kyrgyzstan and I just look at it go, yep, your country sucks.
We got so much cooler shit here.
Have you checked out the Rockies?
You checked out the Bonneville Salt Flats?
Or, you know, Arizona, Sedona with these weird rock formations?
Or the Dells in Wisconsin?
Or even just the forests in upstate New York.
They're breathtaking.
Look at all this crap.
Just a bunch of shrubs.
They ain't got no amber waves of green.
Yeah, like we have that, but with more grass.
We have everything you have to offer, but not with this, like, dead lawn.
Like, look at that.
There's all these patches.
Your nature's patchy, Kyrgyzstan.
It's like a balding landscape.
Look at that.
Look at that shithole.
It's a shithole.
Do you want to be there?
And it's probably nine billion degrees.
There's one beach with, like, rotten water.
Oh, look at this.
The tower.
What's that called?
Burana Tower.
It's just a crappy smokestack with swastika bricks.
That's the Taranaburk of towers.
Ooh, that's pretty nice.
Ooh, a lake.
It's a lake.
Why are you lake?
Look some wild horses.
We got wild horses out the wazoo.
We got that's kind of a cool waterfall.
Yeah, but we got all that Yeah, it looks like California or something.
That's okay Yeah, so there's like two or three okay shots, and we all don't travel burn your passport the world sucks everywhere sucks even Europe sucks Europe's been ruined.
And I'm using all of this to segue...
To a Somalian journalist.
This is the crux of the show.
The title is about the cops coming to my door.
But the crux of the show is this article.
By the way, I cannot say enough about Paul Joseph Watson's site, Summit News.
It is the best.
Great stories.
He's a great writer.
Short and sweet.
The opposite of chick writing that seems to go on and on and on.
Journalist travels to Ilhan Omar's homeland to prove Somalia's beautiful.
Promptly gets killed by terrorists.
They're always Canadian, these people who say, oh yeah, you think the Middle East is dangerous?
Watch this.
And then they go there and get promptly killed, or raped, or kidnapped, or murdered.
But it's a trend, and it's people getting killed by leftist propaganda.
So these myths that they say where they go, the West isn't the best, you're fired if you think the West is the best.
Somalia, for example, is heaven on earth.
And we have a Somalian congresswoman come here and say, this place sucks.
America blows.
We need to impeach the president because he's ruining this place.
I come from the wonderful country of Somalia.
Go back to that article.
So she goes there and she's saying, scroll down.
She's like, oh, this is Somalian tea.
Here's some Somalian fishermen.
It's so safe here.
There's so many myths.
Look, she shows that tea.
Go back up.
This tea is very strong.
I didn't know that this area of Somalia has their own tea.
Yeah, it's strong so people can stay awake all night and not get killed by terrorists.
And then scroll down, boom, she's dead.
Fudge.
Just ashes.
And so they're having a ceremony for her in Toronto to celebrate her life and all her hard work trying to prove lies like Somalia is safe.
No, I'm not celebrating your work.
Your work sucks.
Somalia sucks.
That could be harming other people too if you happen to survive going to a nice place.
This is my point.
Socialism is blasphemy.
I don't know how many priests try to suck it out of you.
Socialism is against God and what they do is for the greater good they tell lies like People have three jobs, or women make less than men for the same work, or there's a pink tax that women have to pay more for things that men get.
The exact same thing will be blue and pink, and the blue one's cheaper.
That's just a lie.
And you go, oh well, it's just a silly little lie to help sell products.
No, these lies have serious ramifications.
And the lie that the West is not the best, and America sucks, and it's just as good as Somalia, just got a woman killed.
And then that leads us to a bunch of these cases I was thinking of.
And please call in and tell me more.
But it's kind of a tricky thing because there's people going there to prove that the place is safe.
And then there's people who admit it sucks and they go there for humanitarian reasons.
Different story.
But let's start with the more obvious one.
So Edith Blase.
Is that her name?
Yep.
Now, she's from Sherbrooke, Montreal, where I'm from.
I'm from Montreal, but not Sherbrooke.
Sherbrooke is a weird town.
It's like a suburb of Montreal, but it's all English, which is as weird as having a French suburb in your town.
It's one of the last enclaves where you could be unilingual English in a totally French province where it's actually illegal to have English signs.
They have language police in Quebec.
I should do a whole thing on how weird that is.
Anyway, Her and her stupid boyfriend go on a bicycle trip to show the world that the Middle East is safe.
Is that it?
Where did she get killed?
Um, that would be Mollie?
Mollie.
Oh, she was kidnapped and taken to Mollie.
Oh, I think she might be alive still, actually.
Really?
Yeah, she goes on a bike trip to show you how safe Mollie is, and she's just been kidnapped.
From West Africa, taken to Mollie.
Yeah.
She's in West Africa.
People think Africa's dangerous.
You know, people think it's homophobic, the way they always say, why are you gay?
They eat the poo-poo.
The homosexuals eat the poo-poo.
So she goes there to prove a A myth is false, and she gets abducted, is likely being raped right now, and will likely be killed because she wanted to prove a lie.
That it's a safe place to go.
Again, another Canadian.
And the perfect example of this, of course, is Pippa Becka.
I can't remember if, I think she's Italian.
I think she's Northern Italian.
So she dresses up.
She's so convinced that the Middle East is safe, Turkey, I think specifically, that she wears a wedding dress and hitchhikes to Turkey to show everyone.
See, look, I'm not harmed.
Not only did she get raped, but they burned her body and dismembered her, I believe.
So when they discover her, they find remnants of the wedding dress, they find a singed torso that had been raped.
Peppa Becca, you once say, and liberals always do this, they end up proving the exact thing they're going, they're trying to disprove.
I just remembered another one.
That chick, I'm not sure if this counts, that Antifa chick in DC, She, look her up, she met a guy, some Turkish dude or something, Muslim, remember her?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he takes her back to, I don't know, Turkey or somewhere, maybe it was Iran, and he proceeds to beat the shit out of her on a regular basis.
And so she reports it to the police, who then arrest her for being a lippy bitch, because she's in the most sexist place on earth.
She was the one that met with Richard Spencer, right?
Yep, on an ABC show.
She also doxes everyone and what the hell's her name again?
She's got half her head shaved.
I think she's the head of D.C.
Antifa.
And she comes back from that experience in the Middle East going, I hate American white men.
They're sexist.
What?
Didn't you just get?
Lucy McAuley.
Lacey McAuley.
Lacey McAuley.
That's her.
So sometimes these people come out of this experience More steadfast in their crazy beliefs, if they don't get raped and killed first.
There was a study done a couple years ago that said, when people are confronted with data that contradicts their beliefs, they become more steadfast in their beliefs.
Sort of like these death cults that say the world's gonna end on August 29th, and then September 1st rolls around, you go, well, I guess you guys are disbanding now.
They go, no, now there's more of us.
We got a bunch of new followers.
You go, okay, I officially give up on you.
I officially give up on Lacey McCauley.
I tried to get her on my show once.
Oh yeah?
But she doesn't give a platform to genocide.
Do you understand that?
Want me to explain that to you?
Well, because you're a genocide guy.
Because if you're a Trump guy, you don't just hate trans and people of color, you want them all to die.
So your agenda involves concentration camps, ethnic cleansing.
So half the country wants to have these giant factories where trans people are just like lining up and then falling off an assembly line into a vat of lava like a Pink Floyd video.
And, she goes farther, I don't want to give you a platform and justify you.
Why don't you first figure out if your theory is true or not?
There she is.
Do you have the article?
That's her on your show now.
Yeah, anti-Trump protester moves to Turkey.
I think she ended up in jail over there.
Because slapping the shit out of a bitch is not esoteric there, it's part of their culture.
So she went to complain and then she went to jail.
Yeah.
Right, right.
And she didn't come out of it with any kind of different thing.
Now here's an example.
This is similar, but it's not exactly the same.
Lara Logan.
Remember her?
Not Wolverine's daughter.
This is farther down on the list, dude.
Okay?
It's one of the last ones.
Lara Logan sees Muslims in Egypt.
And she thinks that everyone's the same and there's no such thing as a shithole and the West is not the best.
She doesn't want to get fired by being a Western chauvinist.
So she goes to this riot and these boomer journalists, when they see a riot they think of like the flower going in the gun.
They think, oh these are my fellow revolutionaries fighting for justice and freedom.
It hasn't occurred to her that Muslim culture is totally different.
And I heard an interesting theory once that said when they see blondes, these guys who are used to seeing women in burqas, the only time they've seen a blonde is in porn, which they consume on a minutely basis.
So they go, oh, here's this whore that I was just watching on TV.
They love getting slapped around and raped and abused because they saw it on porn.
But when you have your blonde hair there, porn or no porn, it sends a message to these guys that you're up for it.
Like Pippa Becca with her wedding dress going, hi!
The Muslims that she met went, oh, you're into being raped and killed?
Okay, come over here.
So she got abducted, pulled into that crowd you just saw, that was right before she got yanked in, and then a mob Fingered her in her vagina in her anus grabbed her tits.
They were licking her It was like I'm not biting her too, right?
Yeah, they were biting her like imagine a hundred head it's sort of like what would have happened to the Beatles if they didn't run and She took a year off and she came back and she goes I'm conservative now.
Oh Yeah, they say what is that conservatives a liberal who got mugged?
That's really good.
But here's naivete tenfold.
And then another blonde 60 Minutes employee, this is 60 Minutes Australia, they hear that there's refugees in, where is it, in Sweden?
Yeah, they hear about some Swedish refugees, so they go, I'm gonna go check that out.
That'd be great for me.
It's not like a blonde 60 Minutes employee has ever been molested by Muslim refugees, or Muslims in general, so that nothing could possibly go wrong.
What's the tag here?
It's just below the one we just looked at.
Oh, I see.
What are you doing, dude?
I thought we might go back to the list.
Look at this, look at this.
This is a year after Lara Logan, a blonde 60 Minutes employee, just starts relaxing with Muslim refugees, thinking it'll go great.
Turn the volume up.
You're doing good.
Yeah.
Okay, very good.
Okay, you too.
And attack.
Whoa.
- What do you think was gonna happen?
- Excuse me.
- This thing where everyone is equal and everyone's the same and we're all, it's just, what do they call it, cultural relativity?
- There's no need to be equal.
- There's no need to be equal.
- There's no need to be equal. - There's no need to be equal. - There's no need to be equal. - There's no need to be equal. - There's no need to be equal.
There's different cultures and some of them are violent.
And some of them see women as human garbage, especially blondes that don't have their head covered.
They ran over one of the cameraman's foot with a moped.
Oh, shit.
You know what that was?
That was just like in the other... The fire start?
Yeah, the guy and the rascal who put out the fire.
That was rascal.
Rascal vigilantes.
And look, she's facing the camera now.
You stupid bitch.
She thinks she's some kind of hero.
What did you think was gonna happen?
We obviously startled them.
It was our fault.
I mean, you have to... Hey, 60 Minutes employees, watch 60 Minutes occasionally and see what happens.
There's some good information on there.
Might want to get high on the old supply there.
So now you say, well what are you saying Gavin, that you shouldn't report on things?
You shouldn't go to a refugee camp in Sweden?
Well you can if you're Tommy Robinson.
Tommy Robinson heard about this tent city in Italy where they had just taken over a huge portion of the town and they were defecating on the ground and getting violent and mugging people and the police had just made it a no-go zone.
They just handed it over to the refugees.
So Tommy Robinson went to check it out and he got attacked.
Now, Tommy Robinson can handle himself, as you'll see in this clip. - I can kill your wife. as you'll see in this clip. - I can kill I can kill your what?
Yeah, that's... Sorry, that's every man, buddy.
Look at his, look at his eyes change, too.
He's like, excuse me?
You gonna, you gonna kill a what?
Alright, that's enough.
He said, in the clip, I've seen a longer version of that, where he says, he keeps telling the refugee to leave him alone.
Don't want trouble, don't want trouble.
There's going to be two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
That's how it's going to go down.
And the guy's like, no, I will kill you.
I told you exactly what was going to happen.
I did call it.
You know, you're a good fighter when you just plead with someone not to be knocked out.
Please, I don't want to hurt you.
Okay, so let's go back to the list.
So we got... I should make a separate YouTube video of this.
We got one, Edith Blais.
We got two, the Somalian reporter.
We got three, Pippa Becker.
Here's kind of a different one for Joshua Boyle and his family.
I think Joshua Boyle might be the worst guy in the world.
Okay, there's the Guardian.
Like Osama Bin Laden's dead.
This guy took his wife on a hiking trip into what?
Taliban territory in Afghanistan.
Hey kids!
Like my kids get mad at me when I take them camping because my daughter doesn't like waking up in a tent.
She likes to have her little amenities.
Hey kids!
Hi sweetie!
She's pregnant by the way.
You want to come to a Taliban?
This guy by the way, he worked with Omar Khadr.
Omar Khadr is that terrorist who killed an American serviceman and ripped the eye out of another medic who was coming to save him.
And Canada felt so bad that Omar Khadr went to Abu Ghraib, that he gave him, Justin Trudeau gave him $10 million.
So this guy worked with that disgusting terrorist, who is now a multi-millionaire, thanks to political correctness, and he married Omar Khadr's sister.
They got divorced, then he meets this hippie chick, and he goes, let's go on a fun hike in Afghanistan, brings their toddler children, They're promptly kidnapped.
They rape her on a regular basis and beat her.
And guess what?
It gets better.
Joshua Boyle helps them rape and beat her.
Sheesh.
She has a miscarriage from the beatings.
She keeps getting pregnant because she keeps getting raped.
Then Joshua Boyle comes out and he's like an activist and he's getting sympathy from the Canadian left.
See if you can find an interview.
There might be a video on that same link if you go down.
No?
You see interviews with him when he came out and he keeps talking about, he's bitching about the Taliban and the extreme ignorance and stupidity of our captors and how they don't represent Islam, still defending Islam.
He's a Muslim convert.
But see if you can find any video of him because he's one of those guys, just like that chick I showed earlier.
No, the chick I showed earlier, that was a joke.
But honestly with this guy, when I see him talking, I feel like I'm looking into the devil's eyes.
There's certain people like that where you just go, I feel like we're getting close to the sort of gray area between human and demon.
This is the kind of guy that's in a urethra that a Presbyterian minister has to remove.
Yeah, this would need a suck job.
Look at him.
Look at the way he's sitting.
He's the worst guy in the world.
Yeah, looks like an actual pilgrim.
In the beginning, his kidnappers just wanted money, he said, believing the U.S.
government would pay quickly, especially because his American wife, Caitlin, was pregnant.
The very first time that they came in to interrogate me and they said, who do we contact that will pay for you?
Tell us who you work for.
Tell us, are you ICRC?
And they will give us money and you go home.
Are you Army?
Tell us, they'll give us money, you'll go home.
Tell us who you work for.
Oh, they sound like sweethearts.
And I said, I have bad news for you.
Because the first is that I only work for God and God does not have a briefcase.
Just pause for a second here.
See what I mean?
Yep.
Worst guy ever.
That's a weird way to sit as well.
It's the worst way to sit ever, besides sitting back with your back to her.
There's something real foreign about the way he's sitting.
That's his shtick.
He's like, basically he's subsumed the character of the Taliban and he's basking in all this attention he's getting after putting his family in danger and killing his baby.
If you put your pregnant wife in a situation where she's almost definitely gonna have a miscarriage, you just killed your baby.
And, you know, we keep talking about these kids in cages.
Why are illegal aliens bringing babies and toddlers across the border?
Give it a few years.
Let his immune system build up a little bit.
Later, the captors used his family as political leverage, making demands, moving them 23 times between huts, dungeons, and abandoned houses on both sides of the Afghan-Pakistan border.
No, that's it.
No, no, go back!
- The field on Friday exacting their brutal will.
- The stupidity and evil-- - No, that's it.
- Of author-- - No, no, go back.
- Oh, oh. - The murder of my infant daughter, Martyr Boyle, and the stupidity and evil of the subsequent rape of my wife-- - That you did. - Today, Boyle strongly rejected any Taliban claims that his wife naturally miscarried.
Anybody who reads their actual report... No, you did it, dude!
Alright, that's enough of him.
See what I mean, though?
He's doing close-up acting.
Aren't you scared of him?
Where you know there's a close-up on you?
Yeah, it's all very meticulous the ways.
Well, he's clearly a homicidal lunatic.
Yeah, I am I'm actually scared that I just talked about him because I don't want him to know.
Are you more scared of him or that creepy chick?
The creepy chick just gives me the heebs like the uncanny valley like a weird blobfish or something, you know, but he Looks like a demon.
He seems like he's Satan.
Wait, what's this link here with the NPR with the cyclists?
Those are the ones we talked about?
No, we did not.
Is that another cycling couple?
Yeah, this is a DC couple.
The first couple cycling were from Montreal.
DC couple killed in Tajikistan attack were spiking around the world together to show that we're all one big Kumbaya.
There we go, we're all friends, even in war-torn, Muslim, jihadist hellholes.
Everyone's friends.
That guy said, uh, badness exists, sure, but even that's quite rare.
By and large, humans are kind, self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind.
They're dead, right?
Yes.
I killed you because I was a little myopic that day.
They're myopic when it comes to murdering me, did that.
And then there's Kayla Mueller.
Now this one is, this one I think is different.
So I've been listing ones that go to prove that everyone is equal and we're all loving, wonderful people and they get promptly killed.
But then there's this girl.
So she was an activist in some normal Ohio middle class town.
And she says, I will not tolerate this injustice that is going on in, where was it now?
Where was she?
Syria.
Oh.
She says, I will not tolerate the human rights violations of Syria.
I'm going there to fix it.
It's sort of like Heather Heyer where she goes, these people are Nazis.
I'm going to show up with my flip flops and take them down.
If they are who you say they are, then have equipment and be in shape and stay far away.
Yell from far away.
Throw a can.
You guys suck.
You suck Nazis.
Do voodoo.
So she goes there and she immediately is kidnapped.
And then while I think it was Obama is bombing them.
Yeah, it must have been Obama.
When he's bombing them, she ends up getting killed in the bombing as collateral damage.
What were you doing there?
There was injustice.
Yeah, I know.
Our soldiers are there fully armed with flak vests and they are shitting bricks.
You're going there in a H&M dress and clogs.
I had to say clogs because I'd already said flip-flops once on this show.
I hear you.
So that's kind of different, right?
I'm not sure I should put that on the list.
And then we have Rachel Corey.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Now this one is... Kayla and Rachel are different categories.
They didn't go there to prove that people are good.
They went there to fight, and they're not equipped.
So Rachel Corey, it shouldn't matter how you feel about Israel to be angered by this story.
She goes there because, I guess in the settlements, the Jews in Israel were taking over Palestinian territory, or what the Palestinians believed was their territory, and that involves bulldozing, right?
If they refuse to leave, you bulldoze the house.
Because it's now owned by a different country.
And so these bulldozers are constantly getting attacked, Molotov cocktails.
So they look like something out of Marvel Comics.
They have a tiny little burka slit that you can see out of and the rest is all tank.
It's a bulldozer tank, really.
And she refuses to move, stands in front of the house.
And there's this three hour standoff.
And the guy, well, the anti-Israeli version is that he killed her on purpose.
The Israeli version is that he couldn't see her and bulldozed the house.
But what were you doing there?
You just jumped, you literally jumped into the middle of a war.
With some scarves on and cargo shorts and your Teva hiking boots and said, I will not tolerate this.
She had the same kind of verbiage as this Kayla Mueller.
And why?
Where are the parents?
Don't let your daughters go to war in their, in their swim trunks.
I don't know why I said swim trunks.
She might've been in swim trunks.
It's very hot out there.
But to be fair, nothing you can wear will save you from a tank bulldozer.
A house can't survive.
You might as well wear nothing.
Fuck it.
Okay.
Here's the last one.
And it's a totally different category now.
So I'm not sure what to call this.
I guess the West is the best.
Stay out of the East.
Yeah.
Stay out of everywhere non-Western.
Everywhere non-Western sucks.
And a lot of the West kind of sucks too.
Germany blows.
Okay, this woman, she was going to Somalia to do charity work and she got kidnapped.
Don't go there to fight.
Don't go there to do charity work.
Don't go there to report if you're not fully equipped.
This is, yet again, another pretty little blonde girl and she gets kidnapped and they have to fly in, what was it, Navy SEALs?
Green Berets?
They fly over Somalia and jump from the plane and then go rescue her.
They kill all the bad guys.
How much did that cost?
And by the way, you put those men's life in jeopardy when you went to Somalia and got yourself kidnapped.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
A little ironic.
That's all I got for that subject, but...
As Paul Joseph Watson put it when that journalist got killed, it happened again.
Because you keep seeing this again and again and again.
Leftist naivete leading to suicidal behavior.
And I don't like it.
That's for you, Gavin.
Don't waste my time, please.
It's a happy birthday.
Fuck off.
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I just realized you didn't have a lower third for... No, that's stuff that you have to like load in there.
But this is live.
I know.
So you neglected... It couldn't do it.
It couldn't do it?
It couldn't do it.
You'd have to take a USB, I'd have to make one in Photoshop, throw it into the dry caster.
But I tried to think about doing it a different way.
Well do it that way!
A lower third for the number or for our guest?
For our guest!
Yeah, that would have been... there was not enough time.
All right, I think we can start taking calls now.
All right.
I'm boiling and hungry and hungover.
Everybody call back.
This is Brett.
He has a question about the all.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's put... Let's put... Let's put the number on social media.
Because there's nothing more embarrassing than having a call-in show and no one calls.
We get a good amount of calls.
Can you put the number on the screen?
Yes.
Please.
We're taking calls.
We're taking calls at 718-400-6959.
And if you're hearing this audio podcast, we're not taking calls.
Because you missed out on the live stream.
Oh, I didn't hit send.
I always do that.
I complain to someone that they didn't respond to my email and then I see I never clicked send.
That was a draft.
Send.
And then I'm going to copy that.
Copy.
And then I'm going to go to another app.
Let's see if my clipboard... This is a really boring segment for you folks at home.
Paste.
There we go.
God, it's hot in here!
I remember whenever I would have to carry in things from the car as a kid, I would do it all in one trip.
And then I would end up dropping stuff, because I would have nine suitcases and stuff.
And my dad would get so mad.
He'd go, you've always got the lazy man's burden!
Lazy man's burden.
He's trying to carry too much stuff.
And the AC in the studio, I opted for the cheapest possible air conditioning package.
And I am suffering from it.
This is a cheap man's burden, is the intense heat in here right now.
I'd always grab too much food because I grew up, my parents were so cheap that I was starving as a kid.
I was a skinny kid because I was starving to death.
There'd be like one carrot.
I'd have to eat like four apples after dinner just to get some food.
So then whenever I had an opportunity I would totally hoard and then I wouldn't be able to finish it.
At a restaurant or something and my dad would always go, your eyes are bigger than your belly!
He was always mad, that guy.
And I know every time you hear him, he's very polite.
Yeah, that's what lunatics do.
Like Tony Soprano.
Very difficult situation.
He's always like, hello, good to meet you.
This is where you come in with Tony Soprano, you inept boob.
Oh, you know, I'm having a nice time with everybody.
It's a great, let me just talk to you for a second.
And then that's bad.
Yeah, he's bad, Tony.
Right.
You know, you're supposed to roll up your sleeves like this.
So you maintain your monogram?
Didn't I teach you that?
Maybe you did.
I did teach you that.
That was at the Crime Report Awards.
Well, I unlearned it because I don't know how to do it anymore.
Really?
I could teach you.
No, no, no.
Let's not do that.
All right.
We've already bored people enough watching me type stuff out.
All right, let's take a call.
First call, don't care.
And here's another thing, Ryan.
After we get the question or whatever, Unless I say otherwise, just hang up on him.
Because we don't need to hear a guy going, uh-huh, yeah.
As soon as you take the, okay, gotcha.
Yeah, I don't want to thank him for calling and say goodbye.
We're not talking to our Nana.
Gotcha.
Okay, let's talk to Alvin.
Education comment, and it's stupid.
Alvin, go ahead.
Alvin, you're online.
Hey, am I on?
Yep.
Yes, you are.
Can you hear me?
I don't know what that beep was for.
Hey Al, can you hear us?
Hey man, you're on.
What's going on?
Is this a him thing or an us thing?
Remember I said when we started the show, I said, are you nervous?
And you go, no, I got it.
This could be an Alvin thing.
Hey Alvin.
Well, let's find out with the next caller.
Return him the cue.
Sorry, bud.
Question about the all.
I don't know what that means.
Okay, go ahead.
Hey Brett, you there?
He might be listening to the show.
He's been on for a long time.
Okay.
Let's talk to... Hey, can you hear us?
That was Marcel.
So this can't all be them, dumbass.
I hate that you're so confident all the fucking time.
Hello?
Keaton, are you there?
So it doesn't work, dude!
And you sit there going, no, no, I got it, man.
I'm not worried.
I don't even have to do a test before the show.
That's how cool I am.
Keaton, can you hear us?
We've done this before, he says.
I don't know if you guys can hear me, but I don't hear anything.
You don't hear anything.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Fuck, you're an idiot!
Yes.
Why didn't you test it first?
Well, we just had a nice Skype call, didn't we?
Yeah, this isn't Skype.
It is Skype, actually.
Well, it's clearly not simply Skype.
There's clearly another factor in there.
So why don't you sit and try to figure out that fucking shit?
Um, I'm gonna try it again.
So what, are you quitting and now starting up?
And now I hurt my hand.
Well, you shouldn't have done that.
You know, this is sort of how we do GOML, where we have news.
And it's not supposed to be like that.
The podcast is supposed to just be off the dome.
Random talking.
What are you doing now?
I can't go talk when you're testing this out.
So we'll just imagine how shitty this sounds for the people who are just listening to the audio podcast later on.
They just hear a guy being mad and a bunch of people going, hello?
Hello?
Hmm.
It couldn't be worse radio.
What are you doing now?
Let's try.
I want to kill you so bad.
Keaton, are you there?
Nope, not there.
I can feel the knife going into your spine.
I feel it in my hand and I feel the resistance that I would get because it's bone right there.
And I feel my strength pushing through that resistance and I can feel the nerve ending severing with the blade.
And then you're just a head, but not dead.
I would prefer paralysis.
I want you to be Stephen Hawking.
I heard a beeping sound, but I don't hear anything.
He hears a beeping sound, but he doesn't hear anything because you didn't test it before we went live because you were totally confident that it would rock.
And we've been talking about taking calls for all week now.
True.
All right, let me restart the whole thing.
And we're still live.
All right.
But yeah, I think next week will be more normal.
I don't just mean the calls, I mean the tone.
Because I prefer to do the newsy pieces on the show when you can see the references.
But I also wanted to punish you for not signing up to freespeech.tv.
And I wanted you to hear what you're missing.
You don't know, you have to go look up Pippa Becka on your own.
And that freaky chick at the beginning I was talking about, you don't get to see her.
If you're just listening to the audio podcast.
You also don't get to see me boil my ass off live on air.
And we may just have to end the show if you don't fix this, you fucking horrible human being.
I don't see what the problem would be.
That's the problem!
But we had a Skype that our audio was going to another human being and now these human beings are on the same platform but they cannot hear us and nothing has changed.
No, it's not just the same platform.
There's another piece of the puzzle there that's called the software that they call in on.
It's called we've had Skype problems and we always have to restart the actual computer to get Skype working.
No, but this wasn't a typical Skype problem.
They hear beeping.
Yeah, they hear us.
Why wouldn't you test it?
You had all day.
Actually, this is a very common problem.
This is what happened with Pat Coffin and everything where we could hear them.
He's like, sorry, I can't hear you guys.
No, no, no one's ever said they heard beeping.
No, that's, that's them getting patched in.
What?
That is the service patching them in.
It's like, boop, you're on the radio.
You know, when you call into like a radio and they... Here, hand me the Covfefe mug.
No.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were going to smash me with it.
No, no, I don't want to just bonk you on the head.
That would just cut your head open.
You'd have maybe five stitches.
I want you to be paralyzed for the rest of your life and have to have some government program, because you don't have any money, come here and like wipe your butt and use wet wipes to clean your sores.
That's gonna waste taxpayer money.
It's worth it.
That's where I want my tax dollars going.
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So make sure you eat a nice breakfast with it and you're in a normal temperature zone.
If you're in an unfortunate situation where you had tons of coffee, you didn't eat lunch, the studio that you're in is maybe 90 degrees, and you're ensconced in incompetence, where some arrogant millennial refuses to try something because he's so confident, and then exactly what you predicted would happen, Happens.
If you're in a situation like that, I'd understand you having fantasies about permanently crippling the person.
I'd understand you punching your desk so hard that you break your hand.
All of that would be perfectly reasonable.
But I'd like you to avoid that.
You just seem to be randomly clicking buttons, too.
What?
Like, do you not know now what setting is our mics?
Why try different mic settings?
Oh, I'm not.
What are you doing, dude?
I am putting in the number.
This is the worst.
Why don't I tell you the story about how I discovered Tom Green?
We were just watching Tom Green tell a story about being on the Celebrity Apprentice.
And I remembered that I discovered him.
Now I had nothing to do with his success.
You know, when you come up with a, an idea and someone else does it, you still invented that thing.
It's just someone else did it too and better.
So I must've been about 19, 1989.
And I was in my car listening to the local college radio station, CKCU, which by the way, Was created by Dan Aykroyd.
He's from my same alma mater.
It was a school for retards called Carleton University.
It was also called Hogsback High and Cartoon University.
It was for stupid people.
And I was stupid.
I am a stupid person.
Anyway, um, I'm driving around and I hear him.
He's got his own show and he has a call-in show.
Incidentally, a call-in show that worked.
And this was 1989.
Now with the future technology, we have call-in shows that don't work because someone doesn't feel the need to test them out and is confident they're going to totally rock.
That person also has to reboot his computer twice now.
That is what we get for not having Fios.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's the width of the broadband.
It actually is, yeah.
That is true.
That is a true statement that you have said.
No, it is not true because I spoke to our technician and he said, no, you've got plenty of room in there.
It's a routing, it's a routing issue and a, yeah, that's what it is.
Anyway, I'm listening to this show and he, this is 1989, one of his callers, he goes, can you go into a pizza place?
Let's get a pizza.
And I'm listening going, this guy's got it.
Like this guy, I don't know what it is, but he has it.
He can think outside the box.
He's adventurous.
He's got big balls.
He's crazy.
And he's funny and weird.
And you've got a boring thing like a call-in show on a small college radio station and you turn it into this elaborate prank so he makes the guy go buy pizza and this guy does and he orders he tells Tom tells him what to order the guy orders that and then he goes give the pizza guy the phone so he gives the pizza guy the phone and then Tom says to the pizza guy I'm kidnapped I'm in this man's car he's going to kill me help call the police right now this man is a murderer
And then the guy gets the phone back and he goes, what did you say to him?
He's acting weird now.
So the next time I, Tom was younger than me.
He's probably about two years younger than me, which when you're 19 is 800 years younger than me.
And I had a punk band called Anal Chinook at the time.
And we were big on props, clown punk, carrot top type stuff.
We had a lot of things on stage.
We showed movies on stage.
We had slime and we would throw things into the crowd.
It was sort of like guar kind of stuff.
You know, fake blood and everything and we had actors come on and play different parts and we'd have fights and it was crazy.
And Tom copied that for his band.
He was in a rap band.
Organized Rhyme.
This is right when punk was being replaced by rap as what young people are into.
And in Organized Rhyme they would have tons of props and weird shit and he'd put a ski boot on his head and uh...
I saw him at a show once and I said, dude, you are going places.
I heard your pizza prank.
It was fucking hilarious.
And I see bright things in your future.
You're going to be a huge star one day.
And then he's maybe this was because of my pep talk because his band definitely was sort of like below us, less accomplished.
And then he started doing a show.
On, uh, on local cable access, which is just as small of an audience as the, the college radio call-in show.
And that show was over the top lunacy and making fun of his friend.
And then they took that package to MTV because MTV was looking for a talk show.
And the beauty of doing that is you're not pitching in the room.
I've pitched a million TV shows, sold a ton of pilots.
Not one of them ever got picked up, but it's still good money.
You get 40 grand for a pilot.
Um, You have $40,000 to write it, and then you get another $250,000 if they make it.
And then they'll inevitably throw it in the garbage.
They take like one in $200,000.
What are you saying, Ryan?
I'm seeing if our call here, talking about homeless Gavin.
Okay.
Can you hear us?
Can you hear us, sir?
Or ma'am?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear me.
I can hear you.
Hey.
Well, good deal.
Homeless Gavin went out with a bank.
Oh, you like that last one?
What was it about again?
Snakes.
And what was he saying about snakes again?
Snake.
Female.
God, I got such bad feet on this.
Our call-in show sucks!
What were we going to say, sir?
I keep hearing myself over and over again.
Anyways, I'm just going to speak about it.
I'm a retired Green Beret, and you couldn't be more spot-on when you were describing, oh, we've got to do this email, putting it on the scene, and you wanted to comment on it.
It's one of the reasons I got out.
Yeah, I'm hearing that from a lot of military guys, that the Marines just aren't the Marines anymore.
Yeah, essentially.
I mean, it's PT culture, and it was pushed forever.
Now it's over the top.
And the thing that drives me nuts, too, is the top brass seems to totally abuse the grunts and throw them under the bus at the slightest risk of embarrassment.
And you go, I understand that if it's like America's Got Talent and it's not very important what they're doing and you want the best singers and the Spice Girls or whatever.
But we're talking about guys that you're telling to go die.
So you want this guy to die for your command.
Yet, if you need anything from him, you're just like, fuck you, you're a bitch.
You said something homophobic once.
You want to take another call?
Sure.
Keaton from Texas, Joe Rogan.
Keaton, are you there?
Hey, can you guys hear me?
Yep.
Yep.
I saw from a subreddit that they were talking about Rogan Part 3, and I don't know if that's going to happen or not, but if not, do you hold it against them, and is it possible?
Rogan for free?
What do you mean?
Rogan part three.
You and Rogan for the third time.
Oh.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Rogan part three.
You're talking about trying to get back on the show.
I would love to get on that show again.
I haven't asked him because someone put out some feelers and he didn't jump at it.
So I don't want to personally jeopardize my relationship with him by being too needy.
I'm sure if you're Joe Rogan, the second you say hi to anyone, you get an onslaught of, can I come on the show?
Can I come on the show?
But the reason I want to get on that show is, The reach that it has is fucking insane.
I've never experienced anything like it.
If I go to London, England, I'm known as the Joe Rogan guy.
I've done a billion videos.
I've written more than Jack Kerouac.
I've written thousands of articles.
I've done movies, books, nothing.
That doesn't affect anything.
You aren't Joe Rogan once.
And I'm not going to exaggerate.
I think hundreds of millions of people hear about it.
Okay, that's exaggerated.
I'm going to say Tens of millions.
Maybe tens of millions?
I know his Alex Jones one was viewed something like 400 million times.
Now the Super Bowl, I think a good night for the Super Bowl is maybe 50 million or something.
I know Hannity is the number one show and he'll get maybe 5 million.
Hundreds and hundreds of millions.
And it's funny too, because that gives everything you're saying such gravitas.
So when I'm joking around with him and I go, yeah, the Proud Boys, I started a gang called the Proud Boys.
Now that's taken as some sort of thing I've said in court to a stenographer.
Meanwhile, I'm dressed like Michael Douglas in Falling Down and I have a Lucite briefcase with me, Samsonite briefcase.
Who are you texting?
Tech.
And we got a Donnie, calling about hipsters.
You want to say Donnie?
Donnie, are you there?
Oh, I gotta take him first.
Hey, Donnie!
Yeah, hello gentlemen.
Hey, man.
Proceed.
So, I have a question, too.
What are your thoughts on Gen Z and millennial hipsters, and where do you see the future of hipsterdom going?
Thanks, Gavin.
I like you more than a friend.
Uh, where do I see hipsterdom going?
I don't know.
I think youth culture is, has been destroyed by political correctness.
When we started, when I started the hipster thing in the early aughts, uh, you could still be dangerous.
You know, like there was still offensiveness.
I dressed like a Nazi skinhead at the Vice 10 year anniversary.
We were playing Japanese puke porn on the wall.
Like 50 feet wide, a massive projection of Japanese puke and shit porn and we were tossing midgets.
Like you could joke around and be ludicrous.
Especially 2000 to 2005.
Michael Malice in his new book thinks that's absurd and thinks that we were very uptight because 9-11 had just happened.
No.
I don't remember that.
Maybe because 9-11... You could make comedy was funny.
Jokes were rude.
Not every superhero had to be a black woman.
Not everyone had to be gay.
The pride parade was relatively esoteric.
Not that I think that's a problem.
It's just...
The constant gay pandering all June with the corporations and their rainbows.
It's tedious and ridiculous.
And now with this Me Too thing where you know Aziz Ansari has sex that a woman decides wasn't fun weeks later.
Now that's rape.
I mean they've totally diluted the word rape to nothing.
So they've ruined sex.
They've ruined music.
Now if you think Think it's okay that Trump rounds up criminals?
Remember like that gang Dream Machine?
That band Dream Machine?
They lost their entire career because the immigrant keyboardist said, yeah, I'm kind of glad he's rounding up MS-13, they're criminals.
That was her radical belief.
Ruined!
Or, uh, what's his name?
I want to say Tyler Durden?
The guy who did the Western Chauvinist song?
Um, Ty, yeah.
Shit.
Let me see.
Ty Richards.
Ty Richards.
Sings a song about being a Western Chauvinist.
Kind of an allusion to Proud Boys.
They go, are you making fun of them?
Or do you like them?
He didn't say either.
He said, it's none of your business.
I'm an artist.
You interpret it how you like.
I just put out art there.
I don't want to talk about my art.
Persona non grata.
So, movies ruined, music ruined, sex ruined.
How can you have fun?
Youth culture has to be irreverent and dangerous by nature.
Maybe that's why there's so many young people are getting red-pilled.
So I guess my answer to your question is, hipsterdom, fun, kooky youth culture is dying and I think the only place left where it's any fun is on the right.
Not the alt-right.
But on the woke, libertarian, new right, as we call it.
The Paul Joseph Watsons of the world.
The Laura Loomers.
The Milo Yiannopoulos.
The Sabos.
The people being banned.
They are the new Animal House.
Yeah, things that are mainstream ain't cool.
What happened to the frat and Animal House?
They got kicked off a campus.
What happens to Milo and I?
We get kicked off a campus.
We are Animal House.
Next, let's see if... We got Don.
Because this was getting so bad, this talk show, that I was thinking it could be good because it's called the worst talk show ever.
We could make a graphic and everything.
That's how bad it is.
It's becoming good.
It could only exist well in irony.
Yeah, it's like shitty music.
Well, we got Don, and he wants to talk about shitty music, i.e.
Danzig.
And I'm not talking about you callers, by the way.
I'm talking about me, the technology here.
Danzig.
Go ahead, Danzig.
Don.
Hello, can you hear me?
Yes.
Alright, I was wondering, who's the better... I've got two questions really.
Obviously they pumped back in the 70s, but Misfits are pumped and they came way after the 70s.
And is Dan Veidt or Graves were better centered for the Misfits?
Or who were better?
I've heard this new Graves guy's politics are pretty cool and he likes Trump, so I'd probably like him better than Danzig, who I hear is a complete dick.
But no one can hold a candle to Danzig.
That's like saying is Sammy Hagar Van Halen better than David Lee Roth Van Halen?
Of course it's Danzig.
But I would present you with a conundrum, sir.
I don't think the misfits are punk.
I mean, they're just a... I think they're a metal band or a hard rock band.
Yeah.
I mean, do they have solos?
Do they have guitar solos?
Yeah.
They're like horror rockabilly.
I want your stuff.
It's almost like Billy Idol.
Yeah.
And what's Billy Idol?
He's like pop punk or pop... He's like dance punk.
And they're more like, maybe rock punk or something?
I just feel weird calling them punk.
Like when you think of punk, American punk, and there's very little of it by the way, you think of the Dead Kennedys, maybe the Dead Boys, and then the rest, Bad Brains and all that, that's all hardcore.
And we were in a 80s hardcore cover band, and we discussed this at length.
Ad nauseum.
Ad nauseum.
And it was, should we include the Misfits?
And the band said, no.
They're not a hardcore band.
They're a punk band.
I'm going farther and saying they're not a punk band.
Just because you look kooky doesn't mean you're a punk band.
I think they have more in common with Gwar.
Or with the Stray Cats.
The Stray Cats?
Yeah, because they're like rock and roll-y.
And I think there's a case to be made that the Ramones aren't punk.
I think that'll be coming out soon, the case that you'll make for that.
Maybe we should invent a new genre called punk and roll, where you're just fast rock and roll.
But I think the Misfits are a fucking wonderful band.
I can't believe how many awesome hits they are.
I'll put on a Misfits record tonight and it ages beautifully.
And Danzig too.
Mother.
I love that song.
Now that's a solo.
Mother!
Not bad.
All right, next.
We got Brett on the line.
Ryan's a fucking retard.
Go ahead, sir.
Can you hear me, Brett?
I should have gone to the mailbag when we were having technical difficulties.
Hey, Brett.
Can you see me?
Hello?
Hey, Brett.
Hey, man.
Can you hear me?
All I can hear is the ringing again.
The buzzing.
Oh, that's you.
So you can't hear me.
Hey, Ryan is a fucking retard.
Yep.
Fuck you, Brett.
You're the shit.
All I hear is buzzing.
I'm sorry.
I can't hear anything.
Hopefully it's just him.
So he can't hear anything.
This reminds me of a letter we got about yesterday's show that we'll read in the mailbag.
Are you ready for the MG?
Sure.
We're still taking calls, by the way.
I just read this one letter.
We can do both.
Because the calls are working so badly that we have time to read letters in between calls.
While you figure out stuff and reboot it.
Oh.
Yeah, we need a second in again.
Why?
What have you done now?
Since I restarted the computer, I just need two seconds.
One one thousand, two one thousand.
Is this an actual bad message to me, or is it like, is it fun?
No, it's very cruel and accurate.
Look at you screwing this up.
Dad!
I don't hear any music.
The thing is, in order to, I'd have to switch off the, um... Alright, then don't play it!
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Alright.
This is from a chicken.
Shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
This is from a woman named Samantha, and the subject on the letter is, why is Ryan the actual worst?
The actual worst.
I believe that means out of seven billion people, including Joshua Boyle, the man who took his family on a camping trip to the Taliban, you are below him as the number zero.
That's horrible.
Worst person in the world.
Maybe of all time.
I think this includes Hitler.
Let's hear it, Sue.
Samantha.
Hello, I've been a long time listener of your show, watching your new site.
Last episode where you were talking about the clip of that woman freaking out because her boyfriend had wasted her time really made me feel some type of way, especially listening to Ryan being stupid.
Listening to Ryan talk about that made me more furious than I've been in a while, which is saying a lot.
Perhaps it's because I'm pregnant right now and everything makes me angry, but how dense can you be?
If you're older than 25, why are you dating someone you can't see yourself marrying?
That's in all caps.
In my opinion, if you date someone for a couple of months and you don't see it going anywhere, and she's over 25, get the fuck out and don't waste her time or yours, ESPECIALLY if you know that she ultimately wants to get married and have kids.
Also, who cares about the description on that video?
He wrote it!
Oh, she has serious mental health issues?
Well, pal, those don't just pop out of nowhere.
I'd imagine that if that is true, Then any serious mental illness would be one she's dealt with for some time and I'd imagine it wasn't just some surprise that he'd be dating for 11 months and suddenly she's fucking crazy.
Listening to Ryan try to defend this made me roll my eyes so far into the back of my skull.
That dude sucks for wasting her time, especially since he admits that they had been having serious talks of marriage.
Being pregnant now and being married, I fucking thank my lucky stars every day that I found someone to start a family with.
Because when I think about being in this woman's position, I cannot imagine the soul-crushing sadness and rage I'd feel knowing I wasted the prime of my adulthood on some douchebag who decided after talking about getting married that he didn't want to anymore because, well, you gave me an ultimatum.
I normally love you both, but Ryan sucked this episode and made me mad, and you should throw something at him for being the worst!
Well... Okay, thanks.
I like you more than a friend, Samantha.
That sounds like pregnant rage.
So when you're not pregnant, I will respond.
That sounds like an accurate woman with a good head on her shoulders depicting the truth.
You both make me sick.
You don't know any context of that whatsoever.
I waited too long to have kids.
I only have three.
So there's five kids that I wanted and I realize now in retrospect that I just blew it.
That's two human beings.
That's two entire lives.
And then them having kids and them having kids.
I mean, you cannot get more consequential than that.
We're talking about thousands of lives.
And we poo-poo it like, oh well, I guess she's not having kids.
It's like, oh well, she's not wearing white jeans this summer.
Now, why would you want to have kids with someone who has manic bipolar episodes?
If that- let's say that's the case.
Oh, come on!
You could just leave your kid with a maniac who's gonna- Why did you waste someone's time when they have manic bipolar episodes for 11 months?
Why did you try to hold back that you're crazy for so long?
And then now you're giving me an- Why didn't you give the ultimatum in six months in?
Lady?
I'm just saying, I'm not even saying I'm right.
The woman made it very clear here that it does not just, quote unquote, pop out of nowhere.
Oh, it kind of does.
I've been with a couple of women.
A couple of women have had a mental issue.
Yeah, it does kind of pop.
They kind of hide it.
It's like not having a fart.
It's kind of, they keep a fart in and it's a psycho fart.
It's like, I'm crazy.
It's like, whoa.
I met one of your previous ladies and it was obvious within maybe 10 minutes.
No.
In fact, I believe I burst out laughing.
Because of what she was wearing.
Let's not get into that.
Because I'll always err on the side of defending, but overall it's not anyone's fault that they're mentally ill, but why would you want to have a kid with one of those people that cannot control themselves?
Being mentally ill does not pop out of nowhere.
Okay, that's the problem with your point.
You can hide being mentally ill, just like that guy who sent his kids to the fucking thing.
He's hidden his mental illness enough to have an interview and people feel bad for him.
No, no one, everyone sane hates that guy and can tell the second he opens his mouth that he is the devil.
But the peace is airing on his side.
Anyway, I'm just tired of talking to you.
I'm mad that you're not paralyzed.
I don't want to talk to you again unless you're in a wheelchair.
Alright, well let's talk about Marcel from Brazil.
Hey, Marcel.
Marcel, are you there?
Can you hear us?
Hey, Ryan.
Hello.
Yeah.
What's your question, buddy?
Hey.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
Just showing some love from Brazil.
You know, it must be great to be in Brazil.
...are threatening members of the mainstream media and big tech.
Sorry, can you repeat that?
I was talking over you.
Would you say that radical jihadists are somehow threatening members of the mainstream media and the big tech for them to be so biased?
You know, that's a great question.
And I think they are inadvertently.
It's not overt.
Penn Jillette said this when he was doing his book about how stupid religion is.
And he spent most of it just Catholic bashing and Christian bashing.
And someone said, why didn't you include Islam in that?
You talk about Judaism and Christianity.
You barely mentioned Islam.
And he goes, because I'm scared.
I have kids and I don't want them to be threatened.
So I just avoided that subject because I'm not brave enough.
And I think the reason that the media will attack Proud Boys and Trump and Patriots is because they know we won't kill them.
But they don't have the courage to confront homophobia, transphobia, intolerance of Islam because they're pussies.
So they're so weak that you don't even have to threaten them.
You just have to be threatening and they will cower.
Next caller.
We finally got a good question in and a proper response with the technology working.
Okay, DJ... DJ Khaled!
We the best!
W-E-T-H-E-B-E-S-T We the best!
Are you there, sir?
I don't know what that's about.
Okay, I'm making a graphic that says the worst Colin show in the world.
This is about hotties on the left.
I'm trying to take it...
You know what?
We'll just talk to Emily about Lenin.
Hottie's on the left though.
Liz Plank is the winner of that one.
I would tolerate her politics just to be able to touch her butt cheek once.
Just like this.
I would listen to her talk about Trump and feminism for four hours if I could just go boink and just boink her butt with my finger.
One butt poke.
Not in the butthole!
Just the butt cheek.
With clothes on?
Oh yeah!
I could be wearing a snowsuit.
I came wearing a snowmobile suit in July, sweating my ass off, drinking hot vodka, and just... With, like, those gloves with, like, the finger that you could use your iPhone with?
Yeah.
It's like a plastic.
Um, so, question about Lennon?
Okay.
Go ahead, sir.
You on there?
It's the 715 number.
Are you there, sir?
Lennon?
If you're listening to this to start... There you go.
There you go.
Hey, actually, my question is about women.
So... Go ahead.
Do you ever notice that women just love to be barefoot?
Like, even at the office, they can't wait to take off their shoes.
I don't understand why.
Yeah, that drives me nuts.
Also, do you also notice they love shitty music and movies simply because the guy is hot?
I noticed that a lot of times guys will be like, oh yeah, Katy Perry's hot, but I don't want to ever fuck with her music.
But she seems to be the opposite way with women.
I'm just curious what your thoughts are on that.
I think a lot of modern women are spoiled.
And in the old days, they wear high-heeled shoes all day in the house.
Do the vacuuming in the house.
Now you go to a wedding, and the dance floor has high-heeled shoes on it for maybe a third of one song, and then it's just...
Bare toes everywhere, and it looks so stupid to have this beautiful Academy Awards dress, and then just their toes are on the dance floor all twisting, and then they get black dirt on the bottom.
Remember that we saw that woman at the train station the other day?
And she takes two steps, she gets out of her Uber, comes down the stairs, and then stops and takes off her shoes.
And they weren't even normal high heels, they were wedges.
But she's like, no, these aren't comfortable, I'll just plop, plop, plop, plop.
This is like three in the afternoon too, it's not like four in the morning.
But you always see them too, drunk, Not just leaving a wedding, but walking around in bars with their shoes in their hand, their dirty feet, walking in the dog shit and syringes and glass.
Can you not tolerate some pain?
Oh yeah, you try it.
I did try it.
I walked a mile in high heel shoes for a Jezebel article in 2008.
And it's uncomfortable at first, but you get over it.
Ladies, do you know how painful it is to wear a suit with a tie in New York City?
Yesterday, we were in the city yesterday, 95 degrees it was, and I was wearing a suit, dying.
We're going from meeting to meeting.
I'm cheap, so I'm not taking cabs.
I'm walking like five blocks.
You should have seen my armpit rings.
And in the subways, the air-conditioned subways, that heat has to go somewhere, so it goes on to the tracks and the station.
So the station is molten lava.
When you're on the platform waiting for a train, it's gotta be 100 degrees.
And you're sitting there with your neck like this.
So we're uncomfortable in order to look decent and have a modicum of decorum.
Can you not just, like, why are you always barefoot everywhere?
Especially at home in the house.
God damn it.
It's not attractive at all.
And men, I don't want to see your fucking toes ever.
Wear Chuck Taylors to the beach.
There are so many man toes this summer in New York City that I'm going to start, I'm going to have a heart attack.
I can't take it anymore.
I'm going to have a fart attack and start farting on some feet.
What do you think of that?
Alright, Devin, this is about Howard Stern.
You're on the air.
Hi, Devin.
Hey, you mentioned Howard Stern yesterday.
It had me thinking about just how far we've come with what's considered mainstream comedy.
Howard Stern used to have the head of the KKK on regularly.
Yeah.
And he used to make girls, like famous women, sit on the Sibian.
Yeah.
Like a horse saddle that basically just makes them come.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had the Grand Poobah, the KKK, he had him, gave him a bunch of cards and they said like Eskimo, black person, gay, Jew.
And he had to order them in, in levels of disgustingness.
So like gays were above mulattoes, I think.
And he had a whole, And it was a great way to lampoon the idiocy of racism.
You could never do that today.
And what's worse is Howard Stern, as comedy gets flushed down the toilet, he's sitting there with everyone else, flushing it.
He's a cuck.
He's going on The View and saying, I don't know who, that was old me.
I hate that guy.
He was so arrogant.
Ugh.
Gross.
I hate free speech.
You know what he said about Alex Jones?
He goes, well, free speech doesn't include hate speech, and it doesn't include no consequences.
And he threw Alex Jones under the bus.
This is a guy who had been fined by the FCC, probably to the tune of millions.
He was regularly paying $100,000, $200,000 fines for the things he said.
And then, because Alex Jones had an unfortunate guest, made a dumb mistake seven years ago about Sandy Hook, he should not have a platform.
Is what Howard Stern said.
What a pussy.
You know, the only thing worse than things going to shit is seeing people stand by and watch it all go to shit and going, good, hey, better you than me.
Fuck you, Howard Stern, you pussy, cuck, hypocrite.
Next.
We're running out of time, I gotta wrap this up.
Tommy in the left or right pillars.
Yo, Tommy.
Tommy, 513?
What's up, Tommy?
Yo.
Yo.
Boom, boom, ching, ching, booga, booga, ching.
Boom, boom, ching, ching, booga, booga, ching.
Oh, sir, you seem to have the radio on and it's playing All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix.
Do you think you could turn off your radio?
Hold on.
Let me turn it down.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll turn it down.
Great song.
Hey, man.
You know, early on, you guys, you know, I was pretty much red-pilled by Gavin.
a few years back, but now the left is so radical that we can kind of just pick back in our lazy boys a little bit and let the left red pill everybody with their radical ideologies.
I mean, it's, it's mad.
No more fossil fuels, free healthcare for illegals, which they say at a, at a debate in Spanish, uh, abortions a day after the baby's born.
I mean, why, why show up for work They're doing all our hard work.
It's sick.
You know, I'm reminded of Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols.
He was talking about Princess Diana.
And he said, he said, everything we did to mock the monarchy with God bless the Queen and all that, God save the Queen.
He goes, Princess Diana did so much better at smashing the monarchy than we did.
And I feel the same way with these four horsewomen of the apocalypse.
They're doing such a good job of destroying the DNC.
We can almost relax.
The thing that scares me though is, That we still have these lies that catch so much wind.
Like that cover of the Daily Mail the other day where they show Trump and Epstein together at Mar-a-Lago, which Trump, I believe, owns?
Yeah, he owns that, doesn't he?
So yeah, a billionaire was at my awesome country club where anyone can join if they have 300 grand.
And yeah, we came across each other.
I also kicked him out for being inappropriate with the masseuse, which isn't mentioned.
And so I know that people are seeing that and believing it.
So they've resorted to total and utter lies, and I just don't like that, especially with women, I'm afraid to say, they catch.
Like this whole lie that he said, these immigrant congresswomen need to go back where they came from.
He didn't say that.
He said, hey, Ilhan Omar, you come from Somalia, the worst place on earth.
You're coming here and saying we suck?
Why don't you go fix Somalia, if you're so great at fixing places?
Why did you come here, if it's such a horrible place?
He didn't say, go back where you came from, Docky.
But people believe that because they read Mediaite and HuffPo and BuzzFeed.
Like adults read those.
I'm so embarrassed when I see adults talk about Daily Beast and BuzzFeed.
Those are for little kids.
They're for college students.
I don't even think BuzzFeed expects...
Adults to read those.
We're like Vox.
Or Vox.
Vox is like Vagina Fox.
You know what?
If you're 20, yeah, go nuts.
Read Vox.
And little girls, read pin-up magazines.
Read Tiger Beat.
Go put up a picture of some Korean boy band on your wall.
Great, great, great.
That's little kid stuff.
It's wonderful.
Read Huffington Post if you're 20.
Yeah, yeah, shake your fists.
I love it.
Go over there.
But adults?
Now we got a TikTok from Portland, Maine.
He's offering us guys have talked about.
I don't know.
It's auto screener.
You don't need to do these introductions.
Just take the fucking call.
Hey caller.
What's up, dude?
Hey guys, need to know what the best hangover cure is.
I'm really suffering today.
And Pat wants to know where his coffee is.
Pat wants to know where his coffee is?
Maybe we own coffee?
I don't, I don't know anything about that.
I don't, we don't actually sell Covfefe coffee.
No.
But, um, the best hangover cure, sir, there's all these lies.
A lot of lies out there.
Frankly.
A lot of lies.
A lot of lies.
And they'll tell you, they say the research is conclusive.
And they'll say all those hangover cures, they just basically simulate the same thing, which is caffeine and hydration.
That's all a lie.
They spent billions, billions, with B.
With a B. Hair of the dog, my friend.
I know the last thing you want is beer.
It's like if you had sex 300 times and your penis was worn raw because you got Blue Chew at bluechew.com using the promo code GAVIN.
Nice.
The last thing you'd want to do is have sex.
So when you punish yourself and you feel like hell, the last thing you want is to get drunk.
Of course.
Don't get drunk, have a beer.
Have a beer.
Now what's going on with your body is they go, all right, we gotta get rid of these toxins, we're gonna punish them, we're oozing out garbage.
A hangover, by the way, is your liver's cleaning your blood, right?
But you give it all this extra work, all this extra stuff to clean.
So it starts going, I need water to clean blood, I'm gonna start taking water from other parts of the body, including the brain.
So your brain doesn't have the normal amount of water, it gets dehydrated, it hurts.
Now, when you have a beer, your body goes, what?
He's not done?
Okay, stop the cleanup.
Hey, cleanup crew, stop, stop.
Everyone stop.
Then you have that beer and they say, we'll get them later.
Now you still have to suffer, but suffer when you're asleep.
So just milk beers.
Maybe have like five.
So start right now.
It's like, what is it?
Four o'clock?
Have maybe five more beers.
Five more beers, frankly.
Until you go to bed at 10 p.m., nice and early, and most of the suffering will happen while you're asleep.
You'll probably wake up with dehars, the horrors, the terrors, and you'll think all these horrible things.
You'll see your family members dying and you'll think about getting sued to death and being arrested and going to prison for something you didn't do.
All that horrific stuff will happen, but at least it'll happen when you're lying down and you can get on with your day.
All right, we're running out of time.
We got two minutes left in the card here.
We got Anonymous from Wheelchair Madrid.
Ryan's biggest fan.
Oh, go on.
Someone thinks Ryan is smart.
Hello.
Hi there.
Hello.
You're somebody who likes Ryan?
I'm Renata from Spain.
I'm Ryan's biggest fan.
I did all these memes about Ryan getting fired.
Oh, yeah.
But for some reason, I cannot tag Gavin because I guess he blocked me or something.
And the biggest news, like the breaking news, is that I'm a female who lived three years in the Middle East.
Thank you.
Wow, congratulations.
You spent three years in the Middle East?
Thank you.
You spent three?
Yeah.
Why?
Yeah, and basically, oh, because I was studying there and I really liked it, because if you are basically not a retard, like, you don't become friends with people, you wouldn't be friends in your country, then everything is fine.
Where in the Middle East are we talking?
Turkey.
Okay, where Pippa Becca was raped and dismembered.
Oh yeah, and they are very, they are actually very ashamed of that.
Yeah, they should be!
But doesn't Turkey suck?
Yeah, I mean they are, and like, those were the best years in my life, and the Turks are the kind of people that if they are your friend, they are really your friend until the end, so... Are you Muslim?
No.
Huh.
So you're saying I should give Turkey a chance.
It is delicious.
Indeed.
No.
Thanks for the call.
Best food, best everything, but if you don't feel like going, then it's your... I mean, I watch your show, I don't agree with everything you say, but I think it's... what you do is important and that humor is important.
Thank you very much for calling.
Thank you.
Oh, by the way, by the way, one last thing.
I remember that show in which you talked about your father, that he had to sleep with his siblings on some... on only a single bed.
Yes.
Yeah, okay.
Basically, I have to sleep with my sister and my grandma on a single bed.
And this is quite common over here.
Okay, so no wonder you like Turkey.
Your life sucks.
Yeah, and we don't get to have our rooms.
Like, the other day I wanted to play some PlayStation in my living room's TV.
I'm already 30, you know, but I live with my mom.
And she said, OK, and I said the TV is mine.
So I want to play some PlayStation.
And she says, OK, the house is mine.
Then just go to the street and try to play with your PlayStation and your TV.
So this is the way things are.
OK, thanks for calling.
Best of luck.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
OK, but don't block me.
Bye bye now.
Bye bye.
We won't block you.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Well, that was a wake up call.
I used to say that the West is the best and Turkey sucks and everything.
But that caller just made it very clear that Spain also sucks.
So, let's include Spain in the East, carve out a little section there.
Sorry Spain, you just got kicked out of the West is the best, because it sounds like it really blows over there.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
