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June 25, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E27 - THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Just give me some truth.
I'm sick.
*thud*
That was my favorite band, Generation X, and they were covering the Beatles.
Give me some truth, Total Jam.
They actually improved it vastly.
That's rare with covers.
And that's sort of the theme of today's show.
I noticed the left has given up on truth.
They have gone full peak, dirty pool.
And they know they're wrong.
They know they're lying.
But Google and the DNC, obviously Antifa, and they're all the same, by the way, they're all linked, have just gone full on.
I don't care what the truth is.
I'm going to destroy the left.
I have to win at all costs.
We have to get Trump out.
Even if we ruin lies, even if we lie, we must win at all costs.
And part of me, the old me, used to say, fine, you want to play Dirty Pool?
Let's play Dirty Pool and then kick them in the balls.
But that doesn't feel right.
That doesn't feel good.
That's not who we are.
We got here pursuing truth and to say, all right, let's be liars like you.
I don't know.
I'm not comfortable with it.
But that's a great jam.
That's Billie Idol's old band Generation X, my favorite band, wonderful band.
But I think it's worth noting how much Ryan's taste in music is garbage.
I mean, I call him, I like to accuse him of having single mother's taste in music because he grew up with a single mom.
But I think it's worse.
I got a stray hair there.
What song did you want to do, Ryan?
What were you thinking?
It was Burning Up by the Jonas.
By the Jonas.
The Jonas team.
The Jonas team.
The Jonas Brothers.
Yeah.
Why don't we put that on and just see the kind of music you like?
Okay, well I don't...
Where?
The toilet?
No, we were driving around my family.
Well, it's shit.
Oh, I see.
You're not interested in the truth.
You're just trying to rip on me.
Oh, I'm interested in the truth.
the Jonas brothers are for children, little girls, sub single mom.
You like that.
You have the same musical taste as no, It has a story to it.
Oh, a story.
Yes.
You want a story put on Wayland Jennings or Johnny Cash?
Well, not the song.
the way it popped into my life.
We were...
This Show the video.
I don't like the video.
This is your brain.
It doesn't do it justice.
This is Ryan's brain.
A little kid taking a girl to plum in a James Bond theme.
Come on, girl.
Come on, girl.
Come on, dude.
Ooh.
He's mad at a child.
A gambling law.
David Carradine is in this.
Look at that.
Ryan Loserdean is on this show.
Ha ha ha.
That was not a smooth pump, but I get it.
Look, there you go.
Oh, you get it.
Good.
Congratulations.
Well, yeah.
It reminds me of a family vacation.
I couldn't help it was on the radio, but it just so happened we just came back to the You don't have a family?
Yeah, I do.
Your grandmother and her friend?
No, my grandmother, my grandfather, my little cousin, my uncle, my aunt, we're all in this rental car that we got in Wildwood, New Jersey.
That reminds me, I forgot to mention this.
Do you have my parlay?
What do you mean?
Do I have it?
Are you on parlay?
Yeah, I'm on parlay as of a couple days ago.
Do you have that picture I sent of the high-heel shoes?
When we did the show, there was a girl wearing my favorite kind of heels, and I took a picture of them.
I wanted to get her on the show, but she'd gone to the bathroom or something.
I'll text you.
No, I'll email you right now.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Okay.
And I thought it was interesting because I had had a few ales and a few Roger ales.
And remember I was talking about the Johnny girlfriend where my son, my youngest son, he thinks his babysitter is his girlfriend.
Yeah.
And it's cute and silly and he gets mad if you bring it up.
He's only six, right?
But we as men have that in us.
Like you'll go to the liquor store and the girl who's always there, you think she likes you or she's really nice to you and you're like, hi.
And then when she's nice to another guy, you catch yourself going, well, why are you being so nice to him?
I thought we were an item.
And it's embarrassing.
And it reminds me of that cringe where you said to your Vietnam vet uncle, on your feet, soldier.
Grandfather.
Grandfather.
On your feet, soldier.
Yeah.
There's too much cuff on this.
And I did the same thing.
I had a Johnny girlfriend with her, and she's a little cankly, which I like, by the way.
I'm pro-kankles.
And when we were done the show, I said, okay, oh, those shoes are great.
I'm so glad girls started wearing these types of really skinny stilettos.
They're my favorite kind of shoe.
That's fantastic.
Blah, blah, blah.
She's like, okay, whatever.
And then I said, all right, bye.
And then I hugged her goodbye.
Uh-oh.
Like, I didn't hug anyone else goodbye, but I'm like, okay, bye.
And gave her this drunken Johnny hug.
And then I saw on the street later on when we were trying to catch the train, and she's like, oh, I'm waiting for my Uber.
And I go, oh, we're waiting for your Uber.
Okay, well, let's, bye-bye again.
She's like, okay, bye.
And I go, another goodbye hug?
No.
You didn't do that.
Dude, I gave her another goodbye hug and she's just like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, oh, there we go.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, bye-bye.
And you hope you get your Uber.
Like, I have no game, obviously, because I've been out of the game for 20 years.
And when my drunken subconscious goes, do some flirting.
I like her shoes.
I'm like, okay, I got it.
Bye-bye.
Huggy, huggies.
Oh, God.
The entire next day, I would remember it and just go, bruh.
I'd be driving.
Oh, that's nice.
I wonder if anyone's going golfing.
It would just come to me and give me a full-body shiver at all times.
I tend to whistle.
I'm actually getting it now, just remembering.
You got to shake it off.
My dog does that too.
If things get too freaky, he just goes, We have that in common.
Bachelor did some naked bungee jumping last night.
And I want to tell men, the men watching this show, how dangerous that is.
Guys, I don't think you understand what adrenaline does to your genitalia.
Your penis and your balls are scared of being hurt.
And you'll notice this if you stand next to the edge of a building, you'll feel your scrotum goop because your genitalia is naive enough to think that I can handle this.
If he jumps off this building and my balls, I pull in the balls close to the body, everything will be fine and they won't be damaged.
No, the host is dead, balls.
You have no brains, balls.
And the penis is on the same boat.
Don't stop, start playing the same loop.
Go down, Jonas brother.
So there they are.
They jump out.
Now, the penis does the same thing the balls do.
It shrinks to save itself.
So his dink, no matter what God gave him, I guarantee you was like that.
And then his bag looks like a fat almond.
So it's really your penis and balls at their very worst.
You might just want to take some sialis and try to get a semi before you do that.
And then it'll just be reduced to slightly below normal.
But I mean, thank God for the black square because that was not a black oval.
That was not a black rectangle by the time he was landing on the bottom there.
Cool idea otherwise, though, huh?
If you had undergarments on, like Speedos, I think it might be a good move.
Got some reactions coming in.
Why is that so funny?
I don't know.
I don't know why that's so funny.
Because she looks like she's kind of like just stunned, but she's also comfy.
Stunned and comfy.
Stunned and comfy.
That's America in a nutshell.
Welcome to America.
We're stunned and comfy.
All right.
So that's just a warning, an important sports warning.
Also, if you have a jacket that's a little short, maybe don't wear giant white cuffs with it or you'll look like Peewee Herman turning into the Hulk.
Also in the news, now this gets back to the whole theme of today's show, which is the truth.
And Jussie Smollett, so he's back on the news.
And he's so smug and dumb.
He's basically dumb.
Let's cut the crap.
He's so smug and dumb that when the whole thing was swept under the rug, he decided to puff his chest out and go, I told you I was telling the truth about this hate crime.
And I think everyone went, dude, what are you doing?
So now the police get so mad because they were totally ridiculed by all this.
They had to do all that fake work to pursue a fake hate crime.
And then when it was over, they were called incompetent and useless.
And it pissed them off.
So they want revenge.
And I totally support that.
I'd want revenge too.
So now they're going, yeah, you can puff your chest at all you want.
We're starting to release shit.
Now, here's what I heard from a homosexual I know who goes to Chicago regularly, a New Yorker.
And he said, that strip where Jussie said it happened is like a gay druggy spot where Tweaker Twinks, high gay young people, will meet some old dude, perform acts, and get money for more drugs.
So it's where old, rich gays take advantage of young gay drug.
I won't say addicts, but heavy users.
So my theory is that Jussie was high out of his mind that night.
He was one of these, actually he's both rich and kind of a Twinker.
But he was high out of his mind that night, horsing around.
And then he just got in his head, tonight's night, I'm going to do that hate crime I've been thinking about.
But he was too high to pull it off.
And this footage is of him showing the police his noose around his neck.
And it is so obviously fake.
It is so obviously untrue.
Look, it's just a mess.
It's a cobweb of rope around his neck.
I've never tied a noose, believe it or not, but it looks really tricky.
All those little circles on it.
I don't know how you do that.
The slip knot, yeah.
The slip knot and then you got the thing that tightens and all that.
Looks like it takes a second.
And I'm sure it's not the kind of thing you can just wing.
You probably have to watch it on YouTube like 20 times.
I'm sure YouTube would take that video down, too.
Is there audio on that?
Oh, good.
Go back.
Go back a little bit.
I didn't know there was audio.
Look at it.
It looks, it's It's literally the rope you used to hang clothes on from a hardware store.
And then there's just other stray threads coming from it.
Look at that.
Look at that mess.
It's just a pile of string.
It's in this house.
You're being audio.
Go back.
He said something about audio.
I can't hear the dialogue.
I wonder if he's audibly streaming.
If you want, if it's in this house, you're being audio every time.
What a loser.
This goes back to what I was saying yesterday about not having worthy adversaries.
Speaking of a totally unworthy adversary, have you seen this mental patient?
So she's on the cover of New York Mag.
Here's what happened, I think.
This woman, she was a cheerleader when she was young in the 60s.
Then she became a columnist for L Magazine.
I think she has mental illness.
But you don't really need to be sane to write for L magazine.
Just say girly stuff that is slightly unusual.
Like women have rape fantasies.
Say something outside the box like that that is linked to truth and people go, I like her.
She's fun.
Like women read the articles in L anyway.
So she's got a history of being a complete nut bar.
And I think she said, hey, when I was at a store 23 years ago, find the New York Magazine cover of her.
When I was in a store 23 years ago, Trump molested me.
And then she's got a book out, coincidentally.
And instead of the DNC being dubious, this goes back to what I was saying about truth.
They're so desperate for ammunition that they go, fine, let's do it.
Yeah.
So the story is that she's in a changing room dressed like that, and Trump jumps on her like a St. Bernard in heat and starts humping her and possibly ejaculates.
She doesn't know.
And she saw it as an asexual assault that was technically sexual.
What?
And they're so desperate for evidence that he's an evil rapist and they want to win so bad that they just grab her, grab this mental patient, put her on the front page of New York magazine and bombard her with advice and let's get you on the news.
And I'm sure she was just like, what?
What's happening now?
Like if you took a homeless woman who was on the train and she's like, Kraken is stupid.
And they're like, we need you to run this Black Lives Matter conference.
And she's like, what?
What's happening?
And they sit her on a pedestal and brush out her dreads and give her a microphone and a Michael Kors dress.
And she's just like, hi, I just think Kraken sunk.
And they're like, that's great.
Keep with that.
Keep going with that.
Okay, burn them all.
What now?
And then inevitably, what happens is they start going, yeah, she's a little more nuts than we thought.
Actually, I heard this happen with Rosa Parks.
I heard there was a woman before Rosa Parks who was arrested for being on the back of the bus.
And they go, perfect, let's make you the head of this movement.
And she's like, good, because these motherfuckers need to die.
I'm sick of these white cracker bastards fucking around.
And they go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's a little too harsh.
And then they go, yeah, actually, we're not using you anymore.
And they shoot her away.
And then they go, Rosa Parks, who's much more sophisticated.
I have a theory, by the way, that Rosa Parks might just be an Indian and not really black at all.
Yeah, she doesn't look very black, this Rosa.
No, and nor do her parents.
And you know how when black women straighten their hair, there's a little kink here?
There's no kink for her.
She's an Octoroon, right?
I don't know what she is.
I think she might be a Cherokee or something.
That could be an Indian, no problem.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
I'm seeing it.
I know a lot of Indians.
And they look like that.
Anyway.
That's kind of Spanish there, too.
Yeah, a bit of Spanish.
So, oh, do I have the New York Post thing?
Yep.
Wait, are these old notes?
Bam.
I think I printed these out too soon.
Oh, snap.
New York Post removes story about E. Gene Carroll's sex assault claim against Trump.
Now, the subtext of a lot of these articles is that the New York Post loves Trump and didn't want him embarrassed.
But no.
What happened was everyone is realizing this person is a nut bar.
A nut bar.
And I've got some receipts.
Trump's, by the way, his reaction is, I've never met this person in my life.
She's trying to sell a new book.
That should indicate her motivation.
It should be sold in the fiction section.
So first, let's check her on Anderson Cooper.
And I love, by the way, I love the left playing dirty pool.
And this sort of happened with the transnies.
They said, all right, trans, you're our heroes now.
Stand in front of us.
We gave up on blacks because they're against gay marriage.
Now you're our new pet.
And then the trans started going, hello.
And they went, get her out of here.
So watching this happen, watching the left go, this isn't helping my agenda.
It's a real treasure to watch.
Look at this body language, too.
Yeah, look at him recoil.
I did not know you were nuts.
This is not going to work out.
You're actually bad for us.
And you're getting Trump re-elected, which is not what we were going for.
I was not thrown on the ground.
You don't feel like a victim.
I was not thrown on the ground and ravished.
Which, the word rape carries so many sexual connotations.
This was not sexual.
It just, it hurt.
It just, it just, I think most people think of rape as a, I mean, it is a violent assault.
It is not.
I think most people think of rape as being sexy.
Let's take a short break.
Think of the fantasies.
You know how I want to take a quick break.
If you can stick around, we'll talk more on the other side.
You're fascinating to talk to.
Oh, great.
Is that Jane Lynch?
I swear it does look like Jane Lynch.
I heard Judd Appetal go, cut, perfect.
I think people think of rape as sexy.
You'll notice on Halloween, they'll have like a sexy fireman and a sexy Ghostbuster and a sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and a sexy rape.
Which, if you notice, it's just a rapist.
The sexy is already built in.
It's redundant.
Rare.
Rape.
What a loser.
Yes, she does look like Jane Lynch.
But then people start asking her about the dress.
It worked with Monica Lewinsky.
Let's have our own dress.
This is great because we'll indict Trump.
And then at the same time, we will eradicate the stigma that Bill Clinton has with dress.
Now all the presidents have a dress.
Win, win.
There's only one risk.
What if we're using a nut bar?
You have said that the dress, the coat dress that you were wearing, and we have a picture of it because you're on the front page of New York Magazine, this is exactly the outfit that you were wearing the day that you say the attack happened.
You have kept that dress.
You've never worn it again, you say.
Have you ever dry cleaned it?
No.
The thing is, we all have dresses.
You just hang them in the closet.
Something bad.
You didn't have a good time wearing it.
And you never had to drink it.
Haven't you moved like six times?
This is a bad luck dress.
I never felt like putting it on again.
I did not turn it into a talisman.
I didn't wrap it in plastic.
I didn't think.
I just didn't put it on again.
I guess my question is, is there any details?
Yeah, just pods.
Just pods.
I have no idea.
I do not.
Sometimes, just like a clock is right twice a day, sometimes you say something that's actually valid.
Turn it into a talisman?
So you have like a little, you know, like the thing where you have you and your twin or whatever, or your two kids.
Oh, yeah.
A little heart locket.
A little heart locket.
So you have some sort of a medallion and you cut a piece of the dress and you stick it in there.
I don't know if you freeze it in amber, but you have some sort of medallion.
You wear it around your neck, right?
And people go, that's nice.
What is that?
Looks like a piece of cloth.
Yeah, it's from when I was raped by Donald Trump.
Goodbye.
Oh, I have to purel my hands now.
I touched your rape talisman.
Your sexy rape talisman, by the way.
Well, technically, you didn't touch it.
It was in petrified wood.
Yes.
So we're fine.
As most talismans are.
Petrified wood?
Yeah.
How do you get the dress into the petrified wood?
Ask her, man.
I don't know.
I don't make talismans.
I'm petrified of your IQ.
Ejaculated.
have no idea.
I guess the reason I'm asking is because...
And then he may have ejaculated.
A dog doesn't even do that.
A dog jumps on someone.
It's going, and you go, get off.
It doesn't have time to ejaculate.
So this animal she's talking about, this animal is sub-dog.
He's just like, it's like the Sasquatch that raped that guy on the other episode.
Should we still go with that?
Yeah, keep going.
Because the mayor of New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio, who of course is running against President Trump, has said that if you were to bring a case forward, he will pursue it.
He will have the New York City Police Department pursue it.
So do you want to pursue this?
It is the greatest police department in the world.
The detectives are great in New York.
The thing is, it's past the time.
It's not experts.
I've been talking to experts, and they say that we passed limitations.
Yes, there was a statute of limitations in place at the time that this happened in late 1995 or 96.
That has since changed.
And Mayor de Blasio, when he heard your story, said that he would pursue on your behalf an investigation.
And so you have the dress that you are wearing.
You don't, I'm sure, still have the tights.
But would you consider doing that?
I consider it, but the experts are telling me that Yeah.
Well, they've written to me.
I've never consulted a lawyer in my life.
It's not something I would do.
They have emailed me to tell me that, you know, it just.
That is the crux of this whole thing.
They have emailed to tell me.
So some lunatic who has a garbage book out, one of her many shit books, indicates that Donald Trump jumped on her and humped her like a St. Bernard.
And she goes, I'll just say that.
That might be good for the book.
Maybe he did something.
Maybe he's like, you look fantastic and hit her ass or something, as was almost acceptable in 1995, especially when you run the city.
And she goes, I'll use that event.
I'll drum it up a bit and see how it goes.
And then she gets inundated with calls and emails.
And they go, okay, how are we going to do this?
It's not looking good for a rape charge.
I don't think we'll be able to do that.
So don't say you're going to try.
And they're probably just filling her head with all this stuff.
And she's like, wow, this really exploded?
Holy Toledo.
This is her when she was younger.
Yeah, not my cup of tea, but definitely attractive.
Undeniably attractive.
What would you say that is?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, that's old now.
Yeah, that is old.
But at her peak, I'd say she was a solid, definitely over an eight.
Wow.
At her peak.
Well, that's her right there.
She's in her 40s there, dude.
She was a cheerleader.
Oh.
Oh, there she is.
She looks kind of silly there.
Well, yeah, cheerleaders look silly.
Isn't that kind of the point?
I suppose.
But we have more.
Because we had this footage of this woman that the DNC.
And guys, show some trepidation.
By the way, we're guilty of this too.
We're going to talk to a Nazi that we referenced in yesterday's show, and it'll show you that we sort of jumped the gun a little bit too, but not like this, not cover of New York magazine levels.
They just threw her on the cover.
And New York Magazine is ultimately run by gays.
So it's just gay drama queens going, get her on the cover.
This is a scoop of the century, girls.
Would you consider bringing a rape charge against Donald Trump for this?
Why not?
It's too sexy.
I would find it disrespectful to the women who are down on the border who are being raped around the clock down there without any protection.
Just pause.
Just pause.
That's true.
Women who cross the border are getting raped to the tune of 80% by Mexicans.
Right.
The border guards, the implication there is that the border guards are raping them at detention centers and raping them on the border.
Just rape it, rape, rape, rape.
Without protection.
No.
And is it our job to go to Mexico and protect these people on Mexican soil and make sure they don't get raped?
What are we, the world rape police now?
Sorry, we have to draw the line somewhere.
And I think a great place to draw a line, despite what the DNC wants you to believe, is at a border.
That seems like a good place to draw a line.
At a line.
Isn't it weird that somebody who's being raped would think it's disrespectful that you would pursue your rape charge?
Yeah.
Ladies, pursue all rape charges.
If you're raped, don't worry about the context.
Don't worry about how it may look on the global stage.
If you are rape, call the police.
If you were shot, if you were stabbed, call the police.
Don't worry about how it looks to Guatemalans.
She's got a drunk uncle demeanor.
Charge against Donald Trump for this?
Why not?
I would find it disrespectful to the women who are down on the border when you're being raped around the clock.
She talks like a drunk driver who's been caught and is saying, I had two beers and I was at my niece's recital and I am heading home now feeling perfectly good.
And I would not, the reason I'm not going to do a breathalyzer is because I think it would be disrespectful to people who can't breathe.
To people who are suffocating right now around the world, by the way.
I'd be wasting my breath to prove you?
There's too much CO2 in the atmosphere, and I believe breathing out would add to that, and that'd be bad for the environment.
So I'm holding my breath for the duration of our conversation.
I hope you don't mind.
Go ahead.
Out on the border who are being raped around the clock down there without any protection.
They're young women.
They've, you know, tried to come into the as you know, they're there by the way.
She said that with the subtlety of like a New Jersey plumber.
They're just down there Getting raped around the clock, fucking raped and raped and raped.
You know, I thought it would be funny if she's this much of a loose cannon where she's like, they're just getting raped around the clock.
Well, it's sexy, though.
Oh, that's true.
Is that it for that one?
Does she say anything else good?
Because we have more, believe it or not.
Women have very little protection.
That's the problem being a blabber mouth for a quarter century.
There's a lot of fodder.
Yeah, she's fodderful.
I'm a mature woman.
I can handle it.
I can keep going.
You know, my life has gone on.
I'm a happy woman.
But for the women down there, and for the women, actually, around the world, you know, in every culture this is going on.
In Peru?
No matter how high in society or low in society, it just seems disrespectful that I would bring a...
That's Mark Dice adding the cuckoo clock.
So she was an alcalmist, and she was on Charlie Rose with some guy named Jimmy.
And they were talking about, again, how sexy rape is.
Screwing twisted things women do to prove that we love you.
Like what?
Bikini wax.
Yeah, but there's a lot of rules.
You can't walk out of the cave of the club and drag a woman back to the water.
But Jimmy, women love that.
Or near equality has made it a lot.
Just pause.
You know what she's saying?
So he's saying, you know, you can't, it's whatever it is, 1980.
You can't just get out of your cave with your club and club a woman and then drag her back to your cave.
And then she says, but Jimmy, we love that.
We love being bonked on the head with a giant club like Captain Caveman.
And then the last thing I just looked on her Wikipedia.
Here's true insanity in a nutshell, and it's a danger with feminism.
When she worked at Playboy, she told her editors that modern women run around complaining that they want a primitive man, back to the cave thing.
So I thought it would be fun to come to New Guinea and find a real one.
Papua New Guinea, where they have these untouched tribes of people who are often cannibals and who do things like bungee jump onto the ground.
In New Guinea, the Aboriginal tribes will bungee jump, but they don't have bridges, so they just hit the ground fairly hard.
Maybe you can find that.
Carol hiked into the Star Mountains with an at Balmen tracker and Telfomen warrior.
She became the first white woman to walk from Telfomen to Moonbill in the former West Irian Jaya and nearly died.
That's your source, folks.
There she is.
You got it.
Bonk.
Oops.
Oops.
Whew, that's very painful.
How long ago were we doing stuff like that?
250,000 years?
Jumping off a bamboo thing and smashing our heads on the ground?
It's a show of your manhood, too, to hit the ground.
Really, really hard.
Six Flags Wakanda.
All right.
In other news.
Oh, God, there's so much we got to get to today.
Remember the girls we were talking about?
I have an eating disorder mentally when it comes to remembering their names.
It's Beatrice Grant and Alice Grant.
Yes.
Yes.
So we were talking about how hot they are and how cool it is that they love Brexit and how they personify what young women can be.
But there's rumors, and we had them for the show, and then now they're gone, vanished.
You should be showing pictures when I'm talking about people, by the way.
Just go to the picture of her.
Scroll down.
This is on-the-site learning.
Keeps going down to her little boots.
She's showing her buttocks there.
That's her young post-pubescent sister, Beatrice.
And they said yes to coming on the show, but I said, you're underage.
Can you get an email from your dad?
And then all of a sudden, I can't be on the show.
And this is around the time that we see, this is not a reliable source.
This is just a message board.
But they say they've hired at least four or five brand ambassadors.
He's talking about the Brexit party from an agency, Bomber UK Limited, also hire brand ambassadors from various agencies from time to time for various marketing promotions and the like.
So what they're saying is that these girls were just hired guns.
They were brand ambassadors to make Brexit look good.
Now, on the one hand, part of me goes, good, they're playing Dirty Pool.
Let's play Dirty Pool.
The girls are models now.
Let's have some models on our side.
They hire people to go to protests who don't even know what the protest is.
But then on the other hand, I go, no, we're about truth.
We don't hire people from brand management companies to make Brexit look good.
Brexit looks good because it is good.
We don't need to lie.
At the end of the day, we don't need to lie and we always err on the side of truth.
That's who we are.
I know it's tempting to cheat when they cheat so much, but it's not who we are.
Which brings us to another mistake we had.
That's an alleged mistake.
This is a real mistake.
Yesterday, we were talking about Joey Saladin.
Oh, we didn't know it was Joey Saladin.
So I had a picture of me and Tucker and Stephen Campbell, I believe it was.
And it was pictures that are posters that are all over DC right now called Block the Alt-Right and about all these evil Nazis.
And there was a picture of a guy with swastika on his arm.
And I said, you see, they have these Nazis, actual Nazis, that they put next to us to make us look like Nazis.
And then we get a message from a viewer that goes, hey, dumbass, that's Joey Salads.
And I'm well versed in the video they're talking about.
What are you doing?
Go to a cut shot.
Go to the DC shot.
The DC posters that I'm talking about right now?
It's in the notes, dude.
Joey Salads.
Nazi Wasn't Nazi.
It's the second one.
I told you to have all these up.
I guess you're too busy listening to the Jonas brothers.
Where is it?
There we go.
Finally.
That's what I've been talking about for the past five minutes.
So you see, there's me on the far right, on the far right.
Then there's Roger Stone.
Then there's a Nazi, then there's Tucker Carlson.
That Nazi isn't a Nazi.
That's the guy running for Congress in Staten Island and our friend who's been on the show many times, Joey Salads, good buddy, a guy that I'm going to be working with.
Show the video they're talking about.
What he did was when he was wearing a swastika, he was going to a Trump rally and saying, all right, Trump supporters are Nazis.
Then I guess if I wear a swastika at a Trump rally, people go, hey, man, high five.
And I've always said that, too.
If white supremacy is so accepted in conservative society, then why, when you say you're a white nationalist or accused even of it, people go, get the hell away from me.
Play some of that audio.
CNN told me we are.
Why are you watching CNN?
To the mainstream media.
I thought we were all Nazis, so shouldn't we all salute?
No, no.
No?
He's not.
I thought he was Hitler, so I thought it was only fitting.
Oh, all right, wow.
That's depressing.
Hail to the Nazis today?
By the way, Nazis don't wear cargo shirts.
This is a Trump rally, right?
No?
Well, what about the liberals?
They said we're all Nazis for supporting Trump.
So why aren't we hailing Hitler right now?
All right, you get Hazard.
He's very unpopular at this particular rally because they're not Nazis.
And people are using that against Joey Seltz.
Even people who know it was a joke and it was an important...
That's an important prank with a message.
As Orwell said within every joke, it's a tiny revolution.
There's a tiny revolution in that joke.
But people are saying, okay, so what if it's a joke?
You never wear a swastika ever.
Really?
Not even to mock swastikas?
To moctikas?
Anyway, can we get Joey Salads on?
Yes, we can.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Before he gets on, let's talk about people using that joke to pillory him and prevent him from running for Congress because they don't care about the truth.
White supremist.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
That guy's verified?
Yeah.
Who is he?
Jerry Saltz.
That's the New York Times, dude.
You guys don't know how to spell supremacist?
Or is that a joke?
Is it supremist?
Even that isn't correct.
Look up Jerry Salt's.
Because I've seen people mispronounce white supremacist and call it white supremist, but they're usually making fun of the less obsession with making everything racist.
Oh, he's an old cod.
What a clown.
Click on him.
Whoa, ew.
Why are you going ew and not showing people?
Oh.
God, you're retarded.
We're sitting here listening to you look at the internet.
Oh, ew.
So, I think this dumbass...
I don't think he knows how to spell supremacist.
What a boob.
What a useless boob.
Hey, New York Times, this is why we laugh in your face.
Okay, go to the next one.
I mean, go back to the examples of people taking falling for the same Nazi trap that we fell into.
This kind of prank social experiment is fueling the partisan split.
Joey did this as a prank.
He's saying, and he's responding to Tim Poole.
And Krakow.
Yeah, and Tim Poole came to his defense.
Yep.
Who else?
Joey's not a Nazi.
He's doing undercover video.
Context.
His fans have to tell people what's what.
Nazi at Trump rally, social experiment.
All right, let's go to a bumper and get to our J-Dog.
J-Dog.
Joey, are you there, sir?
Yes, I'm here.
So I fell for an Antifa trick yesterday.
Not good.
Isn't it amazing how it's the DNC, too?
They're all playing this level of dirty pool that's so disingenuous.
I'll be honest, when I saw those photos, I was pretty honored to be up there with you.
Well, you're blurry, you see.
And I've seen this before.
I've seen other people fall for it.
And not just a blurry photo where you see a swastika and you can barely make out the silhouette.
But I've seen people say, known neo-Nazi Joey salads.
Yeah, the crazy thing is that photo is being used like crazy, especially now that I'm running for Congress in New York.
They're constantly promoting it, retweeting it, sharing it out.
Whenever I have a popular tweet, whenever I tweet to another Congressperson, they'll share that photo calling me a Nazi.
Very popular Twitter accounts, even celebrities have been tweeting that out.
Even I think this guy, Jerry Saltz, apparently he's a respected New York Times art critic or something like that.
Apparently he's really big in like the Ivory Tower liberal community.
And not one, not a single one issued a correction on that photo or even issued any context to the photo.
Well, I think it's because they don't care about the truth.
I think the left has given up on the truth a long time ago, and now it's about winning at any cost.
They'll Photoshop a swastika on someone at this point.
Exactly.
That's what a lot of my followers say.
Half of them that don't know the context is saying that's probably Photoshopped.
The ones that do know the context, they're going around just correcting everybody that falls lately, promotes that photo.
And I should have been more dubious, but like, when was the last time you saw a Nazi wearing a swastika, dressed in that kind of regalia?
I mean, I remember there was some kid who named, some guy who named his kid Adolph.
That was like five or six years ago, and the guy was clearly mentally ill.
When was the last time you saw an actual Nazi?
I don't think I ever saw one.
I remember there was some guy that was punched at a rally, and he had on these big, fat, wide red suspenders, which skinheads don't wear, and he had, I think, three, two or three gigantic swastikas stenciled to his t-shirt with these big sideburns.
And you think, that guy's a fake, too.
It's almost like the left wants there to be Nazis so they can justify this lunacy.
Yeah, they're trying to take a photo like me out Of context, obviously, and then they're trying to obviously equate that to you in order to discredit you.
And that's pretty much their playbook that they've been doing since Trump came into office.
But I think the general public doesn't fall for that anymore.
And I think they're doing more harm than good to their cause and constantly promoting their fake agenda.
Yeah, I think in the end, it's going to take Middle America to the right.
And they'll say, you know what, I don't want to deal with Cortez and Ilhan Omar and all you freaks because you're going to ruin the country.
What are your odds looking like for Congress?
There are no polling.
There's no polling done yet.
But just going around town, everybody is just, I'm so glad you're running.
I hate this guy, Max Rose.
I hate the Republican, Nicole Maliatakis.
I'm so glad I have another option.
And I'm a hometown hero in Staten Island.
Everywhere I go, fans come flooding over to me.
I get them to sign my petitions, whatever they need to sign.
And that's my campaigning.
I just walk out of my house and people start coming to me.
So I honestly think my odds are pretty good.
Yeah, it's funny that they banish us from mainstream media.
They won't give us a fair chance.
They put weird photos out of context.
So then we're sort of driven to the outskirts of social media.
Then we use YouTube and Trump, too, uses Twitter.
And then they go, okay, we don't want you on that anymore.
It's too effective.
And you've got, what, like a billion views a year?
You've still got a hell of a platform.
Yeah, my platform is pretty big, mainly because I mix it up perfectly with comedy and politics.
I try to shoe into politics little by little here.
And I also make separate political pages.
So I try to keep everything within the rule book as much as possible.
So this way I don't give them any reasons to ban me or delete me.
I have seen them go after tweets from 2012.
And I got a couple suspensions from tweets from nearly a decade ago.
That's amazing.
You know, you don't strike me as your typical conservative.
You seem more like this on the, you are to the right, what Dave Rubin is to the left.
Like, you just seem like a normal guy who wants to have open discussions.
But in this day and age, that's considered far right.
Yeah, that's what happened when I went to the counter protests that were AOC, Elon Omar, Max Rose supporters.
I went there.
I literally, because my girlfriend, she is in the middle, more in the middle.
She's more right-leaning now just from me taking her to these things.
And we went over.
I just wanted to understand their side.
I went over there.
I'm like, hey, can you just explain your sign to me?
All hell broke loose.
They ended up shoving and pushing my girlfriend away because she was recording with the camera.
I got in the guy's face, threatening to knock him out.
And we left.
Oh, that was the APAC.
Yeah.
And afterwards, my girlfriend was like, hey, I came here.
I just wanted to know what they're talking about.
I want to understand them.
And she said, she was pretty left-wing, and she pretty much got red-pilled just by me taking her to these protests and these rallies.
And she just sees how the left acts.
And she's saying to herself, these people are clearly mentally ill.
They're clearly crazy.
And she does not want to be associated with that.
So she pretty much got red-pilled because of the left.
Yeah, you know, you're perfect to have on the show because you personify the radical left's agenda, which is anyone who wants an open discussion is a far-right lunatic.
And I'm totally sane as I scream and attack people and censor discussions.
Joey, thanks for coming on the show.
It's great having you.
And I apologize for falling for their stupid trap yesterday.
It's all good.
Thanks for having me.
tears You have the girlfriend getting attacked?
I do.
I do.
That is something that I have.
I would like to have a comically East Indian co-star.
Me too.
Like Jimmy Kimmel gets the Mexican guy.
I want a guy going, I agree, buddy.
You are my buddy.
What are you doing?
Get off my lawn, buddy.
And he's wearing a silly outfit.
And he sits cross-legged like a swami on a pile of boxes.
And it's not for adding your platform, so you can Beta males love strikes.
Yeah.
I guess because they shop at Urban Outfitters.
Just pause.
They also love to say, just go, just go.
And Joey Salads is there.
It's at an APAC event, which is the American Israeli something politicians for Congress.
And they are protesting APAC.
That's a pro-Muslim group who are all, a lot of Jews seem to be there protesting Israel.
Okay.
And Joey just wanted to talk to them.
And they're like, go, go.
And then they start, his girlfriend was filming it and they start manhandling his girl.
That's when Joey flips out because you don't do that to Italians, especially Italian New Yorkers.
But he touches my girl.
You know what?
I wig out a little bit.
I'm not going to lie.
When you touch my girl.
And anti-Muslim hate.
24-68.
And anti-Muslim hate.
2468.
And anti-Muslim don't want to have.
I don't know why they came on.
I am on the chanting.
Anti-Muslim hate.
24-6.
2468.
This chanting is so juvenile.
I'm not on your side because I'm here to go, you guys.
Okay, here we go.
You guys just need to go.
Go.
Just go.
This is the problem with the left.
They don't want to have conversations.
Perfect.
They want to yell at you.
Anti-Muslim hate.
Yellow at you.
I just want to chant anti-Muslim hate.
There we go.
Don't do that.
It's my girl for him.
You can't fuck you up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Anti-Muslim hate.
She's pretty hot, too.
Italians always do well with chicks.
I guess because they're always tanning and working out and doing laundry.
They're cavemen, basically.
Women love that.
They love cavemen.
Women, that's sexy rape.
Okay, that's enough of that.
Do you have the skinhead I was talking about?
He's wearing a t-shirt.
Oh, he's getting punched.
Yes.
There is something really fishy going on.
Journalists let us down.
Investigative journalists let us down by not pursuing this guy.
Wait, is that a mic?
Oh no, it's his headphones.
Skinheads don't wear big wide red suspenders.
Those are from a hardware store.
Those are what plumbers wear.
They wear skinny red suspenders.
Also, a shirt with one, two, three, four swastikas like that, I guarantee you, you will never see anyone wearing that ever again.
This is some dude, this is my theory.
This is some dude who got paid 500 bucks to go to a rally dressed like that and get beat up.
I guarantee it.
I've never, I've seen it.
We used to get beat up by skinheads in the 80s.
I know what skinheads look like.
And you take any picture of a Nazi skinhead, a real one, and you'll find 50 others that look exactly like him wearing the same clothes, same everything.
That's their whole thing is they're like mods and punks where they have the rules of what you can wear.
In fact, there's a book.
I forget what it's called, but it has a whole glossary, not glossary, but it has a whole insert on skinheads and mods and what the suspenders can be and how high the cuffs can be and what shoes you have to wear.
There's a whole litany of rules.
And I saw other pictures of that guy.
See if you can find other pictures of him.
He has on like work boots, like brown Timberland work boots and cargo shorts, cargo pants, sorry.
It's not a skinhead.
Something very fishy.
It's like these Nazi skinheads you see at rallies where they have a brand new Nazi flag that still has the creases in it.
And you go, wow, what a coincidence.
The day of this rally, you happen to have your brand new Nazi flag.
Even though you've been a Nazi for decades, today you've got a brand new flag.
Papa's got a brand new bag.
All right.
I have to get this in.
Project Veritas, because it's an important part of the truth.
This scoop came out a couple days ago.
We're not exactly breaking news central over here, but this is crucial to the sort of thesis of the whole show, where a whistleblower has conceded that Google is disappointed with the 2016 election.
By the way, I think it's worth noting that all the people in this video are broads.
Google is unhappy.
Their whole idea of fairness led to Trump getting elected.
They're not happy about that.
So they're changing their algorithms to go against fairness and into getting a liberal elected.
They're bent on never letting somebody like Trump come to power ever again.
So let's finally, James has started putting all the juice at the beginning of the video so we don't have to watch all 25 minutes.
Oh, this is only two minutes, but let's see.
The reason why I decided to come to Project Veritas is because people need to know what's actually going on with Google.
There's this facade about what they're doing, but what they're actually doing, what the employees are actually seeing inside the company, is different.
But the reason we want very active is because people were not putting that line in the Senate.
They were not saying it's very objective.
They were like, well, we are a big company.
We're going to say it.
People vote for the current president who do not agree with our definition of the power of the people.
Can you just pause?
You notice how many women hate him, especially liberal women?
I think one of the big reasons, go to me, shit for brains.
People want to stare at a black silhouette.
I think a lot of the animosity is that he represents testosterone.
He represents alpha males.
And a lot of these spinster chicks, like that shit chest, thinks that that kind of guy is the reason she's old and lonely and considered unattractive.
And that's why they love, conversely, Justin Trudeau.
So I think a lot of this animosity towards him has zero to do with policy and everything to do with testosterone versus estrogen and feelings that a lot of women have when they get older that they're inadequate and unattractive.
That's not fair.
But then there are teams, which are called ML Fairness.
ML Fairness, the teams?
You know, you need to be fair.
If you're also training our algorithms, like if 2016 happened again, would we have the I could be different?
They are a highly biased political machine that is bent on never letting somebody like Donald Trump come to power again.
2020 is certainly on top of now my old organization, Social Safety, is top of mind.
They've been working on it since 2016 to make sure we're ready for 2020.
This is a Goliath on button David.
All right, you can look that up.
You get the idea.
So Google has given up on fairness.
They've given up on truth.
They're now a political entity that is determined to take down Trump.
That's why I'm banned from social media, by the way.
Not because of anything I've done, not because of anything offensive.
I did a video that showed my last 20 tweets, which I think I had to take down.
I'm banned from social media because I'm effective.
And you can't be effective and pro-Trump because that might get Trump re-elected.
They're all about controlling the narrative now.
It's not about truth.
All right, we're out of time, but I want to leave on an up note.
And by the way, that woman was a very unattractive woman, and I can't help but think she doesn't like the fact that she's considered unattractive.
That's why she hates Trump.
But let's look at my mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
All right, we've got a letter here from a guy calling me Canada Face, which I think is an insult, and that hurts.
He is not impressed with our list of 25 hottest women in the world.
He wants an overhaul.
I think he's right in the sense that it's time to overhaul that.
I looked at it recently and was just going, wow, what's she doing there?
What's the girl from Eastbound and Down doing there from American Housewife?
She's past her prime.
So we're going to overhaul that for tomorrow's episode and have a whole new look at the 25, and it might get reduced.
It might be 10.
I'll tell you later.
But he suggests a girl from the LA band War Paint.
That's her there.
Turn it up.
She's kind of a gross babe.
Ugly hot.
Which I like?
Like a trailer park queen?
No, not at all, dumbass.
That's what I call it.
You think these art school girls are trailer park?
They're all rich.
That's trailer park to you?
It's trailer park chic.
Yeah, which is what rich girls do.
Her.
I don't think she's going to make it in the top 25.
You know what she has, though?
On her chin is a serious scar.
Yeah.
Which is great because that's when hot girls...
That's when hot girls aren't shallow and they're cool because they were made fun of in grade school.
She's pretty hot too.
I'll consider it, sir.
I do think she's high sevens and I would want her as a wife, but putting her in the top 25 seems a bit rich.
And by the way, go back to that video.
We were talking the other day about sluts and that sort of, what's her name, Bella Thorne culture of just hip hop, like gross ghetto talk.
Like, I'm a fuck you up, bust a cap in your ass, girl.
I'm Bella Thorne.
And all that YouTuber shit.
That's depressing and disgusting.
But these girls, these LA art school girls, they're doing it right.
You know what I mean?
They're not whores in this video.
They're making cool music.
They're making great art.
And that's what young girls should be doing.
That's inspiring.
That's not depressing.
They're not prostituting themselves to make music or to entertain.
And they're not being something they're not.
These are all quality wives, gentlemen, if you're out there looking for Mrs. Wright.
Although, the problem with the girl in a band is she's likely going to cheat on you.
They're touring the whole country.
They're bored.
They get hit on like crazy every night.
So I would get her when she's starting to get bored of the band, maybe, and try to swoop her off her feet then because fidelity is tough in rock and roll.
Especially, ladies, when it comes to men.
He's cheating on you if he's in a band.
If he's a comedian, he's cheating on you.
Do not date comedians, musicians, or photographers.
They are cheating on you.
He also says, by the way, your list sucks because you're missing Alexis Krauss.
And it's not 58% redheads.
But no one is perfect.
Alexis Krauss is the hot chick in the band.
What are they called?
Lightning Bolt?
No.
Sleigh Bells.
Everything about her is really cool.
Play that song.
What's that song?
Guitar Infinite Guitars?
Guitar Infinite.
You're always correcting me and you're always wrong.
Infinity Guitars?
What did I say?
Infinity Guitars.
And you go, try Guitar Infinite?
I just wanted to see what it sounded like.
Well, say it in your head.
That should be your motto, Ryan.
Say it in your head.
I can't hear it if it's in there.
So she's definitely got great style.
By the way, this dude, I know him.
He was an old hardcore guy.
And he started this band because he fell in love with her.
And he thought, I need something where we can be together all the time.
Interesting.
I hope he got her.
That's a lot of effort to get a chick.
Play it.
It sounds like noise.
Now, you can't play a song like this at the end.
Go back to the beginning.
It builds up.
So you're hearing something at the end that sounds like a cacophony, but it's got a great build-up.
Oh my God, we're way over time.
She's awesome, but I'm not putting her in the top 25.
Or maybe I will.
I don't think so, though.
But if she's not in, she's right on the edge.
You're right, sir.
So yeah, let's focus on truth, guys.
And Ryan, you should focus on saying things in your head.
That should be your new slogan.
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