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June 24, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E26 - OUR ENEMIES ARE LOSERS
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That was Clout 9 by a young artist, millennial artist, or maybe younger, known as Lil Fag.
Now, remember last week where we were talking about John Landis's son, Max Landis, and how he's in hot water.
He's been me too'd.
And it got me researching the kids today.
And boy, do they suck.
Wow.
Lil Fag, there's Bella Thorne.
We'll get to her in a second.
But it's more this same sort of gang.
These LA kids that are really into rap and being complete sluts and doing drugs and ODing and just being prostitutes.
some of it.
Earlier in the song, Lil Fag suggested he could F your mom and your dad.
He's got a Gucci belt on his head.
He can't fuck my dad.
Yeah, good luck.
He's not around.
Good luck seducing my dad.
I guess he means he could do that if your dad was so inclined.
That's Bella Thorne smoking a giant joint.
This camera setting seems a little...
I think we're getting too much up here and not enough down here.
We can adjust that live.
I don't mind.
I got that from Fisher Spooner, the New York City Electroclash band, where they would show everything happen live and show their mistakes, show they're vulnerable.
We're vulnerable.
Also, speaking of on the fly, I don't know what homeless Gavin you want to show today.
Yeah, that feels a little better.
A little more wiggle room.
I don't like feeling cramped.
Oh, does this shirt have a moi?
Yeah.
It does?
A little bit.
A little bit.
You can live with that.
I used to hate that.
I thought it looked so unprofessional.
But now, you know, with all these toys and stuff, I think it adds something new.
There's something else going on.
There's some action.
It's like a little illusion.
Yeah.
Now my shirt's doing stuff.
If you get bored of looking at this, by the way, that's in the mailbag.
Actually, you know what?
In the spirit of just on the fly, don't start the mailbag thing.
But I'm going to jump to a letter I received that's been on my mind.
Okay, you want to play the mailbag?
I was going to.
We're going to jump right into mailbag.
This is not what I intended.
Brian, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
It's from a woman named Agnes.
We have a lot of females in Britain who watch this show, which I'm going to get to when we get back to the Bella Thorne and the little fag.
P-H-A-G.
This is from Agnes.
No offense, but I watched the last episode, and in it, you said you were a 6.9.
A little bit overconfident, Gavin.
This isn't meant as a diss, but that is too high, my love.
That's how I know she's British, right?
There is no way you are only one down from a seven.
And I'm only telling you because you are very honest with others on what they are on the 1 to 10 scale.
You're 50, have no shoulders, no chin, hair is balding, and your facial features aren't anything to write home about.
Wow.
Meaning, like there's no sort of distinction, right?
Yeah.
Hence the kooky mustache to try to give some flair to just like a Caucasian thumb.
I'm a Caucasian.
I'm Asian.
Let's be honest.
And I'm sorry you can't take into account how rich slash funny, et cetera, a guy is when putting them on the scale because you guys don't take that into consideration when placing us girls on the scale.
This is just looks alone.
Ladies, men and women are different.
So your personalities account for less.
I'm sorry.
But, you know, Danny DeVito can get a hotter chick than Rhea Perlman can get.
An ugly woman, they have more worth in their looks.
You can like that or dislike that.
I didn't come up with these rules.
But the way society seems to be is if a guy is rich and ugly, like say Jeff Bezos, the allegedly richest man in the world, he can get a lot hotter chick than say an ugly woman could.
Like say Robin Quivers, Howard Stearns.
She probably makes $10 million a year.
She can't get laid to save her life because she's unattractive.
It's in the Bible.
But I am willing to accept...
Men are better and women mess everything up.
Are men better at finding a webcam that can play smooth video?
Or can they only find webcams that look like it's 1850?
Literally.
1850.
It looks like I bought this webcam from the Bible.
Actually, I bet if you look up film in 1850, it was much better.
You may want to update your equipment there.
Augustus P. Cuck Asian.
This is just looks alone.
So now just going on looks, which I don't think you can do, ladies, for men, but I can take it.
You are between a 5.8, 6.3.
This isn't just my opinion.
This is what me and my three other female colleagues came to whilst figuring out what you are on the scale.
So yeah, just thought you should be told.
All right.
Ouch.
So the reason I jumped to that letter, and I think that's accurate.
I'm willing to accept this.
I'm going to go high on the range you've given me and say 6.3.
I will take it.
I'm a 6.3 because, like, this is hardly unattractive, right?
The wrinkles, and the balding is really accelerated even the past couple months.
Like, I felt my hair this morning in bed, and I felt like I was touching some cobwebs.
I think it might be the stress of boxing.
Yeah, it's stress.
Because you're constantly like, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh.
It's more stressful than like, Jenny hates you.
In fact, I read, or maybe Ben Shapiro said, I can't tell the difference anymore, that being ostracized in your community, like say you were a tranny in an Amish community or something, is the same level of stress as being punched in the face.
Wow.
Now, this is in, no, it was in Ron Swanson's book, So You've Been Publicly Shamed.
And in that book, he talks about these people like that woman who said, going to Africa now, hope I don't get AIDS.
Just kidding.
I'm white.
And they ruined her life for that.
Justine Vacco or something?
And in that book, he talks about how being shamed, being ostracized, is a high stress level, like punched in the face.
He was bringing it up to talk about how horrible it is to be ostracized.
I'm bringing it up to talk about how horrible it is to be punched in the face.
Oh, that's the book.
It's John Ronson.
Right.
What did I say, Ron Johnson?
No, you said this guy.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Ron Swanson.
Whatever.
Same kind of vibe.
Yeah, sure.
All right.
So we opened with Lil Fag.
And wow.
I mean, I'm of two minds about this.
On the one hand, I think, yeah, it's youth culture.
We were in punk bands.
We were called Anal Chinook.
We'd made terrible music.
We had fake feces we threw out on stage.
We had a bucket of Mars bars that we threw into the crowd.
They all thought it was real.
We had fake blood all over our faces and movies of circumcision.
Well, not quite that.
That was the butthole surface.
But we had crazy movies behind us.
So we did crazy over-the-top stuff that I'm sure old people looked at and went, this is disgusting.
And here's another thing in defense of youth.
They get criticized for being slutty and stuff.
And you shouldn't be slutty.
Women have their chastity.
It's their most valuable asset.
And the way they just throw it away and sometimes do sex chats and stuff and pose naked for porn sites is, and just be horrible sluts and talk about how the walk of shame is actually a walk of pride.
Like slut walks, right?
All that is bad for you because you're devaluing yourself.
You're diluting your worth.
However, I sort of think, well, you're young.
You're beautiful.
Don't do porn.
But why not pose naked?
Like Annie Leibowitz took a picture of Lady Gaga when Lady Gaga's body was just banging.
And I'm not attracted to Lady Gaga at all for some strange reason.
That seems to me like a wise move.
Why not have that?
Well, take them for yourself and never publicize them.
I mean, outside of porn, we're like gynecological porn hustler.
Is it so bad for a beautiful young lady to pose naked?
Is that the picture there?
It's a picture.
It's Tony Bennett sketching her.
Yeah, Tony Bennett sketching her naked, right?
Is that Tony Bennett?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, was that a mistake for Lady Gaga to do, to pose?
I don't think so.
She's going to have that when she's 80.
And as society, can't we look at beautiful women when they're naked?
We've been doing it since the Middle Ages.
Seems reasonable to me.
So I guess I'm drifting into the age-old question is what is erotic and what is porn?
And the solution always seems to be, well, I can't write it down, but I know it when I see it.
And these girls seem to be right on the line, right on the line of what is disgusting and sad.
So the reason I'm talking about little fag is because I love saying little fag.
I want to be this, the guy who insists on saying little.
Actually, it's little Wayne.
I refuse to abbreviate.
Little John.
Little fag.
Hello, little fag.
Great to each.
And then he does the handshake.
Yo, what's up?
I'm sorry.
I'm a Caucasian, not a Caucasian.
And I shake hands like this, and I pronounce it properly, Little Fag.
How are you, Little Fag?
Hello, Little.
Yeah.
How do I insult Little Fag?
He's already insulted himself.
So this is kind of old news, but last week, Whoopi Goldberg, this link is the independent link.
Whoopi Goldberg was criticizing not just Bella Thorne for posting pics nude on the internet.
To go one step back, Bella Thorne claims that someone was threatening to blackmail her.
So she put up these nude photos to own the person.
And Whoopi Goldberg's contention is, why did you pose nude in the first place?
Should you not exchange nude photos with your lover?
No, go down.
That's her response to Whoopi.
I don't necessarily have the answer.
But that's my question.
If you're an attractive young person, should you send nude pictures to your significant other?
Hide your face if you do, right?
And don't take porn.
Well, should we deny, should young people be denied the privilege of filming themselves fornicating?
For their own personal use?
Yeah, obviously revenge porn is disgusting.
That's a heinous violation of someone's privacy.
But is the answer to never photograph yourself?
This sort of goes back to my get fired, get in trouble, like Lenore Skinese in the book Free Range Kids.
Not that I want to discuss kids and porn in the same sentence.
But she says, you know, let your six-year-old and your eight-year-old go to the park by themselves.
They can't arrest us all.
It's just glorifying it as the problem, I think.
Some things you should do, but be ashamed about.
Okay, Ryan, no one's asking you.
I'm asking the people out there who have triple your IQ.
Listen, if you're famous, I don't care how old you are.
You don't take new pictures of yourself.
But you only want to share with one person.
But she said, listen, when they're hacking you, they're hacking all of your stuff.
So whether it's one picture or a million pictures, once you take that picture, it goes into the cloud and it's available to any hacker who wants it.
And if you don't know that in 2019 that this is an issue, I'm sorry.
Your age does not, you don't get to do that.
But why not?
You don't get to do it?
Why not just make a hard copy and put it in a frame and send it?
Why does it have to be out there?
Why is she?
Does her husband beat her?
What is going on there?
No, she got eye surgery, so they did a thing where...
Because I went to the deli.
What?
They play the view in the deli, and I just look, and they had trannies on Rachel Ray the other day.
I was like, you just step in there for five minutes to get your breakfast sandwich, and you're just subjected to crazy.
No, that's true.
I'll believe you.
So they all wear sunglasses, or they all did.
You know, now we're going to, a warning, booby alert, booby alert, booby alert.
If you have kids in the room, get the kids out of there.
They shouldn't know what boobies are.
Boobies are evil.
I should also add, by the way, that I come from Montreal.
My adult life, my formative years were in Montreal, which is very free sexually.
So I think it's given me kind of an un-American view on sex and nudity, where I think it's all pretty reasonable.
That being said, when women completely whore themselves out, they lose their value.
That being said, the chick we're about to get to, friends of Bella Thorne and Lil Fag, just got proposed to and is getting married.
And part of it is that she's super hot.
So it's getting complex.
I think what I want to try to differentiate here is it's okay to be sexy.
You don't have to be a slut.
You know what I mean?
And it's okay to pose naked.
You just shouldn't do porn.
And I kind of think Whoopi's right.
If you are famous, then you can't ever let anyone film you having sex or doing anything pornographic.
Should you never pose nude?
No, you should pose nude.
You know what I mean?
It's a fine line.
It's our job as parents to make sure they can navigate this fine line.
And then people just go, what about your daughter?
Let me explain something to you.
Stop saying, what about your daughter, liberals?
I'm not rational when it comes to my own children, okay?
When it comes to my daughter, I want every man in the world to be wearing a chastity belt, and they have to contact me.
And then I'll send her a letter at the monastery where she'll be spending most of her formative years, where I ask permission if someone may court you.
So I think liberals always say, what about your daughter?
Because they're trying to make you irrational.
And they go, no, no, I'm just trying to see how serious you are.
Because once it comes home, then you sing a different tune.
Yeah, of course I do.
Because I'm not rational when it comes to my kids.
I want to go over the line and overprotect them.
You don't define a society by how Gavin McInnes feels about his kids.
Where it'll be free.
Well, first of all, there'll be no netting at MLB games.
You know, they're putting the netting all the way up to the foul line now?
Really?
It's the end of game balls.
Hey, kids, don't bring your glove to the game anymore.
Anyway, that might be a rational thing to do.
I don't like it.
So let's, we're going to show you some boobies.
This is the pictures that Bellothorne leaked.
Now, careful when you're showing them because it might be on a porn site.
All right, should she have taken that photo?
Of course.
It's basically just a bikini.
Who cares?
Next.
I don't know what that is.
All right, these are all pretty reasonable, dude.
The ones I sent you I thought were nude.
Twerking, being slutty.
Okay, these girls are hot.
And they're acting like sluts.
This isn't leaked.
Dude, I sent you pick- Okay, there we go.
These are the more raunchy ones.
So there's some boobies with sparkles on them.
Keep going.
There she's covering her boobies.
I don't know.
This doesn't seem like the end of the world to me.
What do you think?
I mean, in France, you go to topless beaches all the time, and there's girls her age there.
Careful, you got porn up in the top corner, genius ass.
What did I say?
Wait, what?
What?
What are you doing?
Look, banned sex tapes in the corner.
Oh, I see.
That's just boobies, too.
There's no insertion or anything better.
Just the boobs.
So then I start researching.
All right, what's going on here?
First of all, who the hell are these people?
And the answer is nothing.
Like, they're just on YouTube.
They make these terrible, total crap slut songs.
And I think they make pretty good money.
Like, check this one out.
So this is one girl.
This is Tara.
What's her name?
Tara.
Tara Mongo.
Tara Mongo.
Tana Mongo.
Tara or Tana.
Tana Mongo.
Tana Mongo is a girl who dresses up like a complete whore and does this terrible chick rapping.
Where how many views does this have?
Like 14 million?
Let me see.
I think she made probably like $50,000 off of this.
14 mil.
Oh, sorry.
I said 14 million.
Thanks for correcting me.
Oh, clout.
So clout is like irrelevance on YouTube.
That's why that little fag was talking about clout 9.
Yeah, clout is just like street cred and shit in general.
I'm sorry, I'm rich and you're not.
Tenant, Tennet, Tennett.
Oh, that's Bella Thorne.
Oh, yeah.
So the plot of this particular story is that she doesn't want to be a Playboy model.
She wants to be Hugh Hefner and pimp all these bitches.
So it's a strange combination of black ghetto culture and rich white girl culture.
And I remember this when my wife was in fashion, they were always speaking to Nebonics going, he better get here with those dresses soon.
I'm going to pop a cap in his ass.
And they'd use the N-word.
I'll say neighbor in this case.
Neighbors be fronting all the time.
I'm like, I'm ready to like start wiling.
I'm serious.
It's like he's seriously bugging right now.
And so they'd listen to gangster rap and then incorporate into their own upper middle class Hamptons intern white blonde girl vernacular until you have the weirdest mess where you have that woman saying she wants to be Hugh Hefner and run all these bitches.
What are you talking about?
It's just putrid.
But, oh, look at her.
Okay, so here she is.
This is the girl you just saw.
This on her 21st birthday.
She posed now.
Click on those three photos.
So you go, What are you doing?
You lost your chastity.
You're a complete slud.
This is pathetic.
I'm legal, bitches.
And there she is standing on a cake, right?
And look at this last one.
She clearly has fake boobs at her age, 21, which is a thing now.
And you go, well, what have you done?
You just lost your value.
You're a complete whore.
But Jake Paul, and I'm sorry to bore you with all this little kid stuff, but it's relevant because this is where our children are headed.
Jake Paul just married her at the age of 23.
So I guess those pics were two years old.
So I guess it kind of worked.
Now, spinsters out there who are sending me mail, we'll get to, when we get back to the mailbag about the pathetic variety of men available and how lonely they are and how bad the dating scene is and how it's impossible to find someone.
She found, I consider him a total douche, but she doesn't.
Dude.
She found a rich douche that's right up her alley.
It's that guy.
I know.
It's the guy from the last show, the cringe guy.
Dude, he is slow.
Yeah, he's slow.
He's the worst, but he's rich and she's happy.
So her sluttiness panned out.
I'm the joker.
Low IQ people love pretending they're the joker.
Okay, so Bella Thorne, when Whoopi Goldberg said all that and said, don't pose nude, even though it seemed to work for Tana, and Bella Thorne somehow justified it and said that Whoopi was encouraging suicide.
She said, look, well, you'll see the video, but this is the state of our girls today.
It's a mess out there.
And it's relevant to us because we're about to be the parents of these kids.
Because I can only imagine all the kids who have their release and then they commit suicide.
And, you know, you're so crazy for thinking such terrible things on such an awful situation.
Like, you know, I don't really want to go on the view anymore because I don't really want to be beaten down by a bunch of older women for my body and my sexuality.
I don't really feel like that.
And so I'm going to cancel my interview because those are real tears.
Why are you guys talking about your views to young girls?
It's just because I would not want my are you following the plot here?
Yes.
So she released those nudes because she didn't want to get blackmailed.
And then she got criticized by Whoopi Goldberg.
And now she's saying a lot of girls who have their nudes leaked end up killing themselves.
So what you're doing by criticizing me is encouraging suicide?
Yeah.
Bit of a stretch there, young lady.
Not big on the logic, the young ladies.
My daughter to learn that, and I would never say that to her.
You'd never tell your daughter not to pose nude?
I'm not going to lie.
I want to say that I feel pretty disgusting.
You know, I feel pretty disgusting whoopy, knowing everyone's seen.
She looks great.
And I just want to say that me watching this interview made me feel really bad about myself.
And I hope you're happy.
I really do.
I really hope you're happy.
You can see part of her brain is going, my God, my hair looks good today.
Shame on you and shame on you for putting that public opinion just out there like that.
She's on the view.
How dare you share your view on the view?
I'm saying if you take a sexy photo, then it basically deserves to get leaked.
Like, don't be surprised at all and don't feel sorry for yourself.
So if I'm famous drinking and I want to dance on the dance floor, do I deserve to be raped?
Because to me, I see those two things.
You don't get raped on the dance floor, by the way.
You get raped if you go home with a stranger.
There must be a way to be sexy and not be a complete whore and not lose your chastity.
And I saw a young lady recently.
She's not sexy per se, but she's portraying herself as a beautiful young woman.
And it's not slutty.
It's still attractive to young men.
And it's weird because she's just a pretty young lady who's portraying herself well.
And it looks really weird.
Can you find her?
The one we're trying to get on the show?
Oh, yes.
Did she get back to you, by the way?
Check your phone.
Let me check this later.
Well, actually, check your phone later.
Right now, just try to find her.
Look at the, it's these girls following Nigel Farage, their sisters, and they're pro-Brexit upper-class girls.
And so stylish.
And you just see them and you go, that's how a woman should look.
There's a young girl being attractive and not a complete whore.
That's how you do it, ladies.
There, you just had her.
Yep.
What's her name again?
Alice Grant.
Look at this picture.
Can you zoom on that?
Yes.
Look at those little white boots she has on.
It's a woman being incredibly beautiful and feminine, and there's no porn involved.
She's 19, so as a 48-year-old, I'm carefully delineating between sexy and attractive young lady.
Look, even when she's sort of, it's in the rain and she's wearing a t-shirt.
She wrote an article, I think, a couple years ago that said, oh, maybe she's only 17?
I'm 17 and I support Brexit.
And it's funny seeing the upper-class liberals attack her and her sister.
Here, show her and her sister.
I think you were just on there.
Well, you passed it a couple times.
Yeah, her sister's only 15.
So be very careful.
But it's, look up the Daily Mail, UK, and it says privately schooled girls, Nigel Farage, Brexit.
And you think, why do you care that they're privately schooled?
Oh, yeah, because it's Britain where they're steeped in class, and everything has to be about class.
And are you middle class?
Are you upper class?
Maybe put her name in there, too.
We're going to start the show soon, folks.
Yeah, Nigel Farage fangirls are privately educated.
Yeah, we're proud to be Farage's fangirls.
Meet the privately educated.
Can you imagine that in an American headline?
Teenage sisters who were accused of being stooges by Remainers when they appeared at Brexit rallies.
Keep going.
there's tons of great pictures of that.
Look at that style.
That 15-year-old is with the blonde is the 15-year-old.
The other one is the 17 or 18-year-old.
Look, there are feminine young ladies who are attractive, maintaining their chastity without being whores.
Keep going.
Got Dr. Martin's on.
Keep going.
Look at that.
See, you can be that, ladies.
Isn't it funny how unusual she looks, too?
Like, look at her with her little red shoes.
That looks weird to see a woman be attractive and feminine and not a whore.
Well, it's retro, isn't it?
Isn't that a retro type style?
Yeah.
Maybe that's what we're going for.
It's always getting sluttier and sluttier these days.
You know what you see a lot in New York City?
Those European families and the daughter has butt jeans on.
Oh, butt jeans are.
The norm for 12-year-old girls.
Yeah.
And it's like, what's happening?
It's perfectly normal to see 12-year-old girls with the bottoms of their butts hanging out.
And by the way, leggings.
Ladies, you know you're nude, right?
That's obscene.
You're nude.
Your just legs are blue.
And they say Lululemon, and there's some stripes on this side.
I can see Lululemon tattoo.
You have a Lululemon tattoo.
Someone dipped your legs in blue paint.
I can see your labia, everything.
So if you're going to do that, please be of age.
Yeah.
Because seeing 17-year-old girls with their big booties hanging out, it's downright lascivious.
My ex-girlfriend used to wear those, and I didn't even like them.
I was like, that's vulgar.
I don't like other guys seeing your camel toe.
I didn't like seeing it.
I was like, I'm not trying to be aroused at this hour.
I got shit to do.
Which is why we've always said here at the show, ladies, if you must go outside, please wear a burqa.
Yeah.
All right.
To start the show now.
Oh, these are good.
What do you got?
That's fun.
So that's amusing.
Let's start the show.
So Sean Lennon.
I've met Sean a couple times, and he does seem...
You know, he's not racist, not a white nationalist or any of that.
He's not anti-immigration.
He's just a normal liberal dude like Dave Rubin or Jordan Peterson.
And I think he's waiting to come out of the closet as a normal non-liberal because it would shock the world, especially his mother.
That might affect his inheritance.
I don't know.
But it's slowly leaking out.
As everyone goes farther and farther left, all these other people who are centrists are sort of exposed going, hey, why are you calling me right-wing?
Well, you're to the right of me.
So?
You're way the hell over there.
Of course I'm to the right of you.
But he recently tweeted out, when I was young, the most interesting people were left-wing intellectuals, believe it or not.
And then writer and director Paul Dwayne responded by claiming, we are still the most interesting.
And then he said, no, we've become the church lady, as Person Blow says.
It's embarrassing.
I've been screaming that for a while.
Did he get that from you?
Literally the church lady you've been saying, yeah.
I've been saying church lady forever.
Actually, no, I think I stole it from Jim Goad, who did a whole book called The New Church Ladies.
Still, he stole it from me.
He stole my stolen goods.
And you can do that.
If you're dealing Coke and you get robbed, you can call the cops.
You'll get prosecuted for dealing cocaine, but the guy who robbed you will still go to jail.
And drug dealers do that sometimes.
Really?
Because they're so pissed off.
He says, no, we've become the church lady, as Percy Miller says.
It's embarrassing.
We're offended by comedy and science.
It's pathetic, responded Lennon.
And I thought, who's Paul Dwayne?
And I looked him up.
And once again, we are not dealing with worthy adversaries.
The people who are fighting us and censoring us are fucking losers.
Like some of the biggest losers in society.
Totally talentless, devoid of charm, awkward.
And it's why they are censoring us because they can't handle the competition.
I'll never forget Rob Zombie was talking once about how he read all these people saying that white zombies sucked.
And he thought, man, we do have some flaws.
Wow, the guy who wrote this review about how terrible we are, he must have a hell of a band.
And then he heard the guy's band, and they were the shittiest band he'd ever heard in his life.
And that's what we have to understand about these people shutting us down and bitching about the things we say and calling us far right and saying we lead to alt-right and we're dangerous white nationalists.
They are losers.
Shaloo, it's a loser.
So just for fun, this guy Paul Dwayne, who responded to Sean Lennon, why does he get equal time?
This is Paul Dwayne.
He has almost no subscribers and he wears high-heel shoes with nylons in his suit, which is what my friend Sarah was for Halloween once.
She was a sexy man.
You know how there's sexy stormtrooper and sexy this and sexy that?
She chose sexy man.
That's pretty funny.
And she was dressed like this.
But listen to how uninteresting and boring and overrated this loser is.
I don't believe in the Book of Mormon.
I think that Joseph Smith was a fucking fueled.
And I drink coffee like every day for breakfast before I read my scriptures.
And let's talk about this anarchist thing.
The reality is, I think pure anarchy is sophomoric.
So this is him coming out as because he's known as a Mormon anarchist, I guess.
And he's saying, actually, I think Mormons.
I'm not that Mormon and I'm not that anarchist.
Good, hard work.
Fascinating.
Thanks.
You're bad at what you do.
If you're bad at being a Mormon, cool.
Who would build the roads if it weren't for the government?
Thanks.
By the way, this is the guy who was saying...
This is a left-wing intellectual.
And he's there to tell you he's not really that Mormon and he's not really that anarchist.
This is an intellectual.
And he's not that much of a cross-dresser.
He often wears pants.
So, yet again, he's just not convicted on anything he does is the video.
Thanks.
Like, I give a shit about you.
How many views does that have?
886.
And it's one of his most popular videos.
He has 170 subscribers.
Okay, here's another example of what I'm talking about.
Mike Drucker.
He's, you know, when you see Samantha B crouched over like a weird witch, being facetious with her pedantic sarcasm?
And she's like, yeah, well, maybe these stupid bitches, then she'll throw in a fuck to really rock your world.
And she's hunched over like Quasimodo.
He's the guy who writes these rants.
And you see him online, and he comes up quite a bit.
He's got a lot of followers.
Go back, go back to that Twitter one.
There we go.
So you see, oh, he's got a picture of himself when he was a cute kid, and when he's got 166,000 followers, that's a lot of followers.
So this guy is this cool, influential dude who's tearing Trump a new ass and telling Samantha B what to say while she totally destroys us.
And click on a typical tweet from him.
Some people generally believe that history books will be like, immigrants fleeing extreme violence sought refuge in America where they were separated from their families and put into facilities where children died.
But don't worry, they weren't concentration camps or anything.
So this is a guy who we're up against, right?
He's the guy criticizing Trump's detainment, which Obama did much more.
And obviously, when someone sneaks across the border with a little kid, what are you supposed to do?
Throw the kid in jail with the other person, let them go free?
We don't even know that's his kid.
I really don't understand this alarmism about the kids.
And they go, well, there was a baby who died.
Yeah, it's a hell of a trek.
Why are you bringing a baby across a border?
Don't bring a baby across any border illegally.
Don't bring him across the Czechoslovakian border.
You'll be interrogated and held in a room and you'll be separated.
That's the way jails work.
But look at this unbelievable loser.
This is him on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles coming up.
Just pause.
They're mad that in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the guys are changing the origin story.
And now they might be aliens.
My son is 10.
He was obsessed with the Ninja Turtles about three years ago, up until three years ago.
Now he's 10.
So he's too old for Ninja Turtles.
If it's on the TV, he doesn't care.
He'll go look at his baseball cards, even though I used to dress like Michelangelo all the time and know all their names and stuff.
It is for kids age three to seven.
But our adversaries are still very concerned about the portrayal of the Ninja Turtles.
And let's get to Mike Drucker, who was just talking about the concentration camps.
This is who writes Samantha B's Rants coming up.
Here to discuss it with a nerd rant is Mike Drucker.
Michael B. You are.
Whoa.
Look at his fucking face.
So that's where Rick Moranis went.
Look at his glass.
He looks like Rick Moranis had a tumor and it was just removed and it put on a shirt and glasses.
He became the tumor.
Yeah.
Look at this schlub.
Look at this zero.
Can you imagine you were a woman and you were checking a dating app and this is what came up and it was your only option?
You just become gay.
Weak hands.
Oh, baby fingernails.
Fat, pudgy baby hands.
Imagine his nude body, his little orange pubes.
Too late.
I did already.
Oh, devil.
Honey, I shrunk my dick.
Look how awkward.
Honey, I shrunk my dick.
Wait, you're going to have to go back.
His mannerisms are so awkward.
He's reading his own script.
It's such a weak point.
And why do you care about the ninja turtles?
Play it.
Michael Bay, you are the devil.
There are only four things you needed to get right about the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
That they're teenagers, that they're mutants, that they're ninjas, and that they're turtles.
That's it.
Making them aliens literally counsels out two of those.
It's in the title, right?
That's like remaking Thundercats and having it be about underwater dogs.
Don't write that down, Michael Bay, because that's a terrible idea.
Nip that in the bud.
Some fans of the Hunger Games were upset that this is the same thing.
It goes on like that.
And it reminds me, too, of journalism in general.
Because our adversaries are coming out in full force here.
There's this July 6th free speech thing and the DC anarchists, which are all rich kids.
If you're in DC and you're a young person, you're a rich kid.
The hardcore scene of DC, Minor Threat, all those guys, Ian McKay was a rich kid.
And the reason there are such incredible pictures of the bad brains and all these cool bands, said this before, is because they're rich kids with their own dark rooms in the basement.
So they had state-of-the-art camera equipment.
That's why the DC hardcore scene is so prevalent in the history of punk rock and hardcore, because there's beautiful photos because the dads were rich, rich professors, rich politicians.
So anyway, the perfect anarchist, the perfect Antifa is a rich son of a professor.
And so the DC Antifa is very strong, very well-funded, very active because they don't have a job.
So they've been doxing me, Tucker Carlson.
Who's that other guy?
Go to this Antifa doxing.
Jack Pasobic?
No, Jack Pesobic was talking about it.
It's right under Antifa doxing.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I'll just sit here and wait while you load that up.
So what does the headline say?
Antifa targets Tucker Carlson's home again in DC poster campaign.
They've already doxed him before.
And if you scroll down, they're putting all these posters up all over DC.
And it's called Block the Alt-Right.
And what's this one?
Stephen Miller, yeah, that's it.
So they didn't include it here, but they've doxed Stephen Miller's home and Tucker Carlson's home, encouraging people to go back there.
Why'd you go away from it?
Why are you going to new links?
Stay on the link.
So here's copies of the posters.
And it's got me, Tucker, Stephen Miller.
Keep going down.
So there's mine.
And it's zoom out a little bit, please.
It says, block the alt-right.
This video is kind of dark.
If you look at the original article, it doesn't seem that dark.
The posters are really well done.
These guys know graphic design.
And I want this poster.
And you know what's frustrating?
so it says block the alt-right and lists all these people who aren't alt-right.
And it has me in a quote saying, I love being white.
I think it's something to be proud of.
I don't want our culture diluted.
Okay.
Now, that is a quote I said in 2003 to the New York Times, walking down Houston Street in the East Village on my phone.
And the writer, Vanessa Gregoridarius, she's clearly Greek.
She's the one who put Mattress Girl on the front page of New York magazine and said, a different kind of campus sexual revolution.
But she was writing the article about vice and she said, I need an angle here.
You're on the front page of the style section.
I don't have an angle.
Meanwhile, that's not my job.
And I would get this from magazines a lot because magazines feel insecure writing about magazines.
Here, go back to the article.
Why are you showing me all the time?
Who do they got there?
It's Tucker Carlson.
Who are the other guys in the middle?
That looks like Christopher Walking to me, but they got it.
Zoom in.
Okay.
I thought I saw AOC on the left, no?
No, no.
The top posters are stencils of their favorite people.
I'm talking about those guys there.
Oh, that's hard to see.
Oh, they got Roger Stone.
And then who's the actual Nazi that they...
They accuse you of something, and then they just throw a real Nazi in the mix.
SPLC and ADL do this all the time.
By the way, this used to drive me nuts to see this kind of crap.
Now it's just more fodder for the lawsuit, more damages.
Thanks, guys.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard my ARC, my SPLC ARC, ARC and ARK.
So I said that quote because I was trying to give her an angle.
I said, what about this for an angle?
I said, you got Sharoosh, a brown guy, loves being brown, loves being Pakistani.
He wears a ring that says jihad.
He loves Islam and thinks it should dominate the West.
I, on the other hand, am white.
I think that's great too.
I don't want Western culture diluted.
And we have these opposing views, yet we sit together and we built this magazine together.
So that's kind of an interesting angle.
So she puts that in the article, allegedly.
And then she tells me that her editor took out the Brown part, the Saroosh part, the jihad part.
And then he added a sentence going, this guy is much more right-wing than George W. Bush.
In fact, he sort of leaks into white supremacy and then says that one-sided thing without the Saroosh to counteract it.
Now, Vanessa told me that she's never writing for the New York Times again after that.
I'm not sure if she did or not.
But these are our adversaries.
They cheat.
They lie.
They take things out of context.
I thought this was interesting, too.
The Proud Boys were in Florida, and they were going like this on their way to a Trump rally, on the way to his re-election announcement.
And the way the media just says white supremacist and white supremacist symbol, including Chris Hayes, by the way, saying that.
And you wonder, do you really believe this crap?
This is under Proud Boys in Florida.
Clearly.
Nope.
So that's the Media Matters one.
Oh, yeah.
So there was a bunch of articles about this.
And I don't know if you have them there.
But anyway, this was this one woman.
You see her on the right there?
Christina Lopez.
So she writes, she's mad that she could only find two people that were calling us white supremacists.
Sorry, Proud Boys white supremacists and saying they were flashing a white supremacist signal.
And that's her beef.
And she says, you guys should have reported on it more.
There wasn't enough fake news about the people who went there.
How many times do we have to say that this means liberals are easily triggered?
And I love doing it because it makes them crazy because they think everything is racist.
And we can go like this.
It makes them crazy.
What's next?
This?
But they keep falling for it again and again.
And there's a picture, too, on that article if you scroll down.
Yeah, there.
So this is that gay dude who runs, what's it called?
No, no, go up.
Me with the get off my lawn look.
Angelo Caruson.
He's this angry homosexual.
What are you doing?
My thing touched the thing.
Gavin McInnes brags that the Proud Boys is a gang and explains the levels of this gang.
Says the highest degree is you get arrested or in a serious violent fight for the cause.
Has it occurred to you, sir, Angelo, that a guy wearing the same thing that Michael Douglas wore in the movie Falling Down and on a comedy podcast, has it occurred to you that there's a sense of hyperbole, possibly, in this discussion he was having with Joe?
I'm not saying I was lying, but when I said gang, as I've explained before, it would be like someone saying, who works at Mountain Dew who started Mountain Dew saying, I started a cult.
I started a high-energy drink cult.
And the best thing you can do is get maimed for the Mountain Dew cause.
Now, you love Mountain Dew, and you're being hyperbolic.
Anyway, I thought it was interesting in that article.
Go back to it.
Like, go to the second one.
Second article.
That's this chick, same chick.
She says, yeah, sorry, in the first article, it's talking about all the terrible things that proud boys believe.
And one of them is that women should stay home.
She puts this in quotes.
Go back to the first one.
See if you can find, stay home and make more babies.
So her beef is that this group believes that women, society, a role in society is to stay home and make more babies.
It's in quotes, right?
But there's no source for the quote.
So I looked it up in quotes in Google, and it just goes to a bunch of articles by her about the Proud Boys where she says they all say women should stay home and make more babies.
They do this all the time.
Like the SPLC will have an article and they'll say, blah, blah, blah, white nationalists.
And you go, Jesus, really?
And you click on the link, white nationalists, which I think very few people do.
And it brings you to another SPLC Article written by the same person.
And this is how they get your Wikipedia thing screwed up because they just have these sort of incestuous sources where they're quoting themselves or their own organization again and again and again on a loop.
Because I guess no one clicks links.
Anyway, we got to get to the mailbag because we're out of time.
I guess we won't be doing homeless gavin today.
So this will be our second visit to the mailbag in one show.
That's never been done before.
Yeah, I did not expect.
I did not foresee this.
Well, better get used to it.
We're going to keep doing that?
I'm stalling.
What are you stalling for?
Just.
How are you doing?
You put it away in a little box?
Yeah.
It should be somehow right on your desktop.
Just drag it onto your desktop.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Okay, so we've got a few here.
And I'm getting a lot of letters from chicks.
I think I sent you a bunch separately, but there was this girl who said what's available to her now in the dating world.
And it kind of makes you want to be a slut and pose with a cake that says, I'm legal now, bitches, because when you wait too long, whoa.
Look at the quality of man that is available to women today.
And Ryan's going to have that ready any sec.
Now, this makes me look racist because I'm like, the only men available have black babies.
I'm more concerned about his footwear and the fact that showing all those kids makes him seem like a viable option.
By the way, what happened to your chick?
What happened to your three different races of wives?
Did you adopt all those kids?
That's not the one I was talking about, though.
This one, the next one, is much more serious.
First of all, why aren't you sitting in a chair?
There's two, yeah.
Like, I don't know if you know how furniture works, sir, but you sit on the blue chair and you put your tea down, maybe pull that little thing closer to the chair.
Why are you on the floor like that?
And the future of female is a disturbing slogan that really means there's no place for me in society.
I'm a loser.
I will never vote for anyone who's a man, especially a white man.
That's the subtext too.
And to have your crotch, are those his underwear?
Those are his undies.
Both guys, by the way, you notice, are showing their toesies.
Imagine putting your toes in a photo where you were trying to get laid.
Like, compare this to Lemmy from Motorhead and try not to have nightmares all night.
I think I sent you another one, didn't I?
About how terrible dating is?
You have another recent email?
Yep.
That's about knitting.
That's about pubes.
Okay.
Those are the ones I got.
All right, let's show the pubes.
So this guy was...
This guy has a theory that maybe one of my psi hairs got caught on one of my bag hairs and became intertangled.
He was lucky enough to get scissors and cut them free.
I'm sorry to tell you, guy with twisted pubes, I don't know.
That could very well be because I know it was excruciatingly painful.
And I went down there and did some like, you know, you can't itch like that on a bag because it's too pliable and the skin just goes with you.
So you have to itch away from the problem.
Yes, you do.
And I was doing the itch away and then it just stopped like that.
So I don't know if I killed a spider or undid a knot, but thank you for your input, sir.
And then here was something that really disturbed me.
I sent this to Tucker Carlson, actually.
This guy sent me an email.
My mom who knits just showed me this.
Ravelry.com, a knitting website form where millions of people share knitting patterns slash instructions, just banned any support of the Trump administration on their website.
Thought I'd let you guys know absolute insanity that a fucking knitting website is doing this.
If they said we don't want politics being discussed on our website, I would understand.
But to ban any discussion only from one side, and I was looking at this, we are banning support of Donald Trump and his administration on rivalry.
This includes the support in the forum of posts, blah, blah, blah here.
Scroll down, it gets better.
We will make sure you receive your data.
We cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy.
Support of the Trump administration is undeniably support for white supremacy.
See, this is a great, I'm glad that we have this letter on the show because it kind of summarizes the second part where I'm saying we're not dealing with worthy adversaries.
You say something is undeniably support for white supremacy.
The end.
And I got that.
Like when I said there's no rise in anti-Semitism, it's really based on there's more organizations.
There isn't a rise in hate crimes.
There's more groups now because it's become lucrative.
There's more groups fighting hate.
But there isn't more hate.
And there is no increase in anti-Semitism.
I'm sorry.
I'll show you Jewish links from Jewish writers like John Podhertz at the New York Post who say, you're basing this on the fact that there's more organizations fighting it.
So there's going to be more cases, obviously, because they need supply and demand.
And the 45% increase the FBI is talking about is based on this one Israeli teenager who was prank calling synagogues for whatever reason, probably mental illness, or maybe to get the numbers up.
So it's a complete myth.
Yet you have writers like this woman, Cumberland News, talking about me, saying, some experts believe the rise in hate crimes is the result of polarizing politics.
The push by some, this is, do you know what this one is?
It's the push by some against immigration and the impact of nationalistic sounds made by the leader of the country to the South seems to have made hate of others acceptable.
Then we have the homegrown movement, the Proud Boys.
This is the creation of the far-right political commentator Gavin McInnis.
McKinnis moved to Canada from Great Britain at the age of four.
The reason for the move was to find a better quality of life.
Says who?
Like, what are you talking about?
They just, this is how people write.
This is the level of amateur we are dealing with.
And the only way amateurs can get away with rants about teenage mutant ninja hurdles and Samantha B is to erase us so we can't say, no, that's wrong.
That's terrible logic.
You don't know what you're talking about.
His being able to obtain degrees from Carleton University and Concordia University speaks to the quality of his life.
While he has benefited from his life in Canada and now the United States, he does not seem to be willing to share his good fortune with all others.
That's true.
All others is 4 billion people.
And where do you get that I was like this poor, impoverished little English boy who moved to Canada so I could become educated?
When you were four.
England, I think, has a higher GDP than Canada.
His organization is considered to be white nationalistic.
Some use the words neo-fascist to describe it.
Women might want to be aware that McInnes refers to himself as a Western chauvinist.
We likely remember the Canada Day 2017 incident in Halifax when five members of the Canadian Armed Forces, who identified as Proud Boys, disrupted an Indigenous ceremony.
That didn't happen.
It would seem that the persons in that group somehow didn't realize the only people who were true citizens of Canada were those they were taunting and pushing around.
That didn't happen.
They have always been here.
The rest of us are immigrants.
Hate is so destructive.
Sorry, destructive.
I'm having trouble enunciating all this idiocy.
Well, we're out of time, folks.
That was a hell of a long rant.
But what the hell is going on?
We've got young people who are complete slut losers barfing out ghetto jargon in a imbecilic and self-degradating way that makes no sense.
And it seems to be the only job they're interested in getting.
These people are not getting a trade.
They're becoming a little fag and saying, I can fuck your mom and your dad.
And then we have Amateur Hour at the Apollo with these pathetic journalists making total fools out of themselves, trying to take on people who actually care and have actually done their homework and actually have some experience in the field.
Well, you think you've censored us, but you haven't because we're not going away.
We're here at free speech.tv and we're going to be around for a long ass time, kiddies.
I've been doing this since the early 90s.
I've been doing this for a quarter of a century.
Being banned from Twitter or getting fired does not hold me back.
And I say the same to you.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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