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June 27, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Uh the call in I'm on parlor saying all this the call in is what's the call in number again?
Oh you wrote it for me.
718 in Crookland 4006959 and I'm gonna put that up on the old parlor and then I'm gonna go to telegram.
This is the what the the few areas I've been banished to I'm gonna go to telegram and then just say the same thing.
Boom.
Now let's check.
Let's check to see we've never done this before.
And one of the things I like about skateboarding is when you see the kids doing it, they are doing tricks that they don't know how to do.
Oh cool.
There's me.
I think Jerry Seinfeld said this.
He said you see skateboarders and they're always wiping out.
And that's actually a good sign that a person is in control of their surroundings and there's a lot of, there's a bright future for that guy.
When you're doing something that you're good at again and again and always doing the exact same thing, like the Ramones or ACDC, I don't know, it gets a little tedious.
So we're trying something new here.
We're going to try call-ins and this is our first live stream from this New York studio and not the one where we do it with Milo.
See how it goes.
It could fail.
We could break our ankles trying to do this ollie kickflip.
But it will be a regular thing.
And I think I'll try to make it this time.
2.15 every Thursday, live vidcast of the free podcast.
You may have noticed Ryan is not here.
This is day two of him being fired.
We've got John Serino in the house.
Hey, how's everyone doing?
What else?
So you might want to know what happened with Ryan.
He went to jail.
That's why he didn't show up for work yesterday.
Hey, John, can you do me a favor?
Can you pick up that giant thing and put it over that doorway?
Yeah, sure.
You know that video where the guy talks about the crazy scale?
And he says, you can go really, really hot, but when you do, you have to pay for it in crazy.
And just like on a video game when you're choosing the characters, Ryan decided just to put all his eggs on hot.
He just went hot, and of course he paid in crazy quite a bit.
Also, can you flip that monitor thing here on the camera?
Yeah.
Sorry to give you all these chores.
And I was not a fan of this person.
If there's an imminent trial, I'll take it easy on the criticizing and the specific examples.
But I was not exactly bananas about this gal, his girlfriend.
But he just kept going.
And I said, it's not going to turn out well for you, my friend.
And he kept going and going and going.
And their fights got crazier and crazier.
And things got smashed and more smashed.
And then I think they were at a hotel the other day and the staff called the police because of a noise complaint.
And Ryan was off to jail.
I think his grandparents ended up paying his bail or something like that.
So I think she's gone back to LA.
Praise Jesus for now.
Who knows what'll happen?
And so he calls me, he texts me late last night.
He goes, I'm out of jail.
I hear I'm fired.
Yep.
And then I call him and I do what all adults do when they've told someone something was going to happen a hundred times and then it happens.
And so I'm going into my I Told You diatribe.
And some might think that's redundant.
I don't think so.
I mean, I do it to myself when I do stupid things.
I remember my dad, when we were traveling across the country, we went on a road trip from Montreal to Vancouver, Seattle, and back again.
Did the whole sort of border area.
And he was running out of gas.
We're going down a hill in the Rocky Mountains.
And my wife, Jesus, I keep doing that.
My mother said, she's just doing her usual, like, you stupid asshole.
We had a million chances to get gas.
You're not paying attention.
You're always thinking about yourself.
You're not paying attention.
You're not in the moment.
You're always off and out of space thinking about something else.
Meanwhile, we're all in the car with you together.
Now we've got a baby.
A fucking baby's in the car.
My brother had just been born.
We've got a fucking baby in the car.
We're going to run out of gas.
That's dangerous.
We're here on a fucking mountain, by the way.
And instead of him going, take it easy, Lorraine.
Jesus Christ wolf, figure it out.
He just kept going, punching the steering wheel and going, you arsehole, James.
You arsehole.
So mad at Jimmy McInnis was Jimmy McInnes that he fucked up his knuckles on his own steering wheel, screaming, you arso, James, you arsehole.
I'm just sitting back in the back seat going, these people are mental patients.
And eventually we glide in.
And I think God looked down on my dad and my mom, and I think he said, she's really going at him, poor bastard.
I remember when Mrs. God was like that.
I don't think you know that.
You know how there's a Santa and a Mrs. Santa?
There's a Mrs. God.
Really?
A Mrs. God?
Mother Nature is Mrs. God.
A mother nature.
Okay, Gaia, if you will.
Yeah, he made her.
He made his own wife, which is, isn't that, isn't that incest or something?
I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet to me.
Is that why Jesus is so retarded?
Just kidding, Jesus.
I'm Christian.
I'm Catholic.
I love you.
Oh, we're going to get to the candidates, by the way, last night.
One of them is a pro-abortion Catholic, Kirsten Gillibrand.
But I think God took some...
He felt bad for him, and he...
We don't need this.
He glided us down a hill to a gas station, out of gas, in neutral.
Boo.
Just let him flow in.
Actually, maybe the gas station chose that location because people use more gas than they think going up and down the mountains.
And he thought, I know, I'll be at the bottom of a hill and people just glide in when they run out of gas.
I wonder what percentage of his customers are gliders.
You know, you have your own camera, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
I just realized that.
Check that out.
In the back of my head, nobody's going to be able to see it.
No, no, no.
Look on top of that monitor to your right.
Oh, shit.
Look at that.
And I think you're the one who discovered that.
I did discover that at Compound, but let me see if I can tap it into this thing.
It's an ugly camera with a bad angle.
Yeah.
So did I give out the number?
Yeah, I gave it the number.
So we'll be some callers already, about four, I believe.
Oh, that's fun.
Should we try one?
I was going to talk about the debate, but it was so boring.
The left is so boring.
The DNC and Tifa, the globalists, if there's one thing I hate, it's boring.
And they're just so dull.
I don't get why comedians hate Trump.
Because he's so fun.
He's so funny.
Hey, can you stop saying Anchor Babies?
What would you like me to say?
How about the documented citizen of undocumented traveler workers?
Ah, that takes too long.
I'm saying Anchor Baby.
That's exciting.
You know what he tweeted out about the debates last night?
The President of the United States tweeted out while watching the Democratic debates, boring in all caps, boring.
How great is that?
I remember when Kurt Cobain died, I was listening to, I think it was KEXP in Seattle.
And they go, today we lost a legend.
The singer of Nirvana has committed suicide.
He blew his head off.
And I think all of us are sort of thinking the same thing, which is boring.
And then he put on the cure.
He put the needle down on Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, as he said boring about Kurt Cobain blowing his head off.
I said that to a friend of mine, Steve, who was Grunge.
One time we were, because I was punk in my younger days.
And he was like, okay, you know what?
I'm grunge.
I'm in a grunge band.
I listen to grunge music.
I wear grunge clothes.
I'm grunge.
And that same guy, Steve, said, when I said that boring story, I relayed the true story to him.
He hit me, not in a hard way, but in a like, dude.
He goes, hey, man, fuck off.
He was the first one of us to make it.
The first one of us in the grunge community, I guess.
I didn't know I was in the grunge community.
Do you have that boring tweet?
Did I put it up?
Maybe I forgot to put it up.
I don't know.
No, I did.
I did forget to put it up.
By the way, speaking of forgetting to put up, these are the t-shirts Clown World were selling at free speech.tv.
And I noticed that InfoWars is pushing Clown World and using basically this same logo.
Now, I appreciate Alex.
I think it's very important that he's in the political discussion.
I guess he's competition, though.
No, the guy makes like 40 grand a day.
He's beyond competition.
That's like saying you're competing with Coca-Cola if you open a lemonade stand.
But how do I feel about that?
Maybe it's possible Paul Joseph Watson is the guy who first invented the term clown world.
Many people say I did.
I'm not into like who said it first.
I think that's gay.
But it's kind of weird that everything he does has this logo on it and says clown world.
Is he trying to take back the clown world thing?
I don't know.
We're in a war, a culture war right now where everyone is going bankrupt and losing their jobs because they're conservative or getting censored.
So I'm not about to, if this is a war, I'm not about to take it on.
I don't really give a shit.
I've got bigger fish to fry than who came up with Clown World first.
Although part of me is like, dude, those are my shirts.
All right.
So should we get into the, let's take a call.
I want to try to see if this works.
Let's try an ollie kick flip and see if we smash up our ankles.
All right, let's do this.
Name's Christy.
Wants to talk about how she appreciates the way you made her feel about motherhood.
Geez.
I'm a sexist.
Why do so many women like this show?
All right, you're on, Christy.
Hi, Christy.
I love the way you talk.
I think it's entertaining.
It's like, Trump, I love that you don't hold back.
Well, thank you very much.
That's why I'm a huge fan.
I appreciate that.
And I think that the funny thing about feminism is it seems to trivialize women and say, you are not just some dumb bitch who can make babies and be in the kitchen.
You're a mixed martial arts fighter.
And what we're going to do is put you in a movie where you kick the shit out of everyone so you can feel like a real woman.
And you go, no, no, no, those are male traits.
You're not empowering me by taking me out of my home and putting me in a bar fight with six Russians.
No, and I almost got into a fight in Atlantic City once because I thought that I could handle a group of Pakistanis.
And I really couldn't.
I mean, other people had to break in on it.
But it was because of fucking G.I. Jeans.
It was because of G.I. Jeans that I thought that I was a badass.
And really, I should have just been up in my hotel room with my kids.
Did you ever see, there's a scene, Luke, maybe look up Luke Cage barfight, but there's a scene where the black chick who's a detective, she has one arm, and some Asian woman who probably weighs 100 pounds, they beat up a bar full of gigantic black thug murderers.
And during the fight, they take breaks to have a shot and swig a beer.
And one of them is missing an arm.
And you go, dudes, you're putting women in danger, making them think they can kick the shit out of this many people.
No, and when we take nasty shots, we automatically gag.
Yes.
No, we can't handle hard liquor.
So are you a...
We're not going to fall in the middle of the fight.
Two.
That's one.
They've made it to probationary adulthood without HTDs, Pregnancy, charges.
I mean, you're doing way better than me.
I'm just saying.
That's wonderful.
And I'm so like, if you read feminist literature too, the way they talk about birth and they say, oh, it stretches out your vagina and it's disgusting.
And I never want to do that.
There's too many people in the world already.
All these excuses.
And you think, this woman made two human beings that are walking around talking, eating a sandwich.
Like, can we take a time out to appreciate that miracle?
And that means I have a pocket in my body.
I can carry something the size of a watermelon.
Guys can't do that.
No.
You can handle like, I don't know.
Look, as Ann Coulter said, you guys are sentient beings.
You're magic.
And I'm sick of people ignoring that and saying they want to be more like, I don't know, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Thanks for calling.
I like you more than a friend.
Thanks.
Bye.
How did that go?
Sounds kind of muffled coming out of the speaker.
How does it sound on your headphones?
Sounds pretty good in the headphones.
I could only make out like 89% of what she said.
I can bump the speaker up in the studio, but it's not the volume, though.
It's just kind of bassy.
I know.
I'll try to mess with it, but honestly, I think we're doing pretty good.
All right, let's try again.
Let's take another call.
All right, let's do it.
This is Sol from New Orleans.
Wants to talk about boxing.
Okay.
Hey, Sol.
Hey, what's up, Gavin?
How you doing?
Hey.
So, yeah, you're one of the few media guys who actually knows boxing.
And I trained with Errol Spence Jr. and his trainer for the last 10 years.
You just booked to fight Sean Porter at Barclays.
What are your thoughts?
About that fight?
That, boxing in general, Errol Spence, just, you know, anything like that.
I thought the Democratic debate, that's too obvious.
That's too boring.
Yeah, I don't know much about that fight coming up.
The last fight I saw was Anthony Joshua, and what was it, Ruiz, the big fat pig who has a Snickers bar on his Twitter thing?
That was great, wasn't it?
Yeah.
It was, you know, I was thinking today about race.
I was at the gym this morning, and it's 91 degrees, and I know you're not supposed to talk about race in sports, and there was a MLB broadcaster who was fired for noting that Caribbean, Dominican, whatever players seem to do better in the heat, and whites tend to do worse in the heat.
Conversely, on a cold day, you seem to see whites hitting better.
That was totally taboo for him to say.
But I think there's some merit to it.
And today I'm not sparring because I broke my ribs, but I was hitting the heavy bags and stuff in 91 degrees heat.
And I thought, this is just as big a part of training, the temperature, as anything else.
Because as a white dude who was born to be in the rain on some moor in Scotland, it's really important to learn how to fight when you're overheated, don't you think?
Yeah, well, I mean, also, part of that, too, is the race thing is when I train with these guys, you know, like Errol's guys, I'm his training partner.
And as the only white guy in there, I got to tell you, I love the riffing.
I love riffing on them about their dads.
And they riff on me for being, you know, punk white kid.
And I think that's the best thing you ever said on your show was about how it's better to kind of make those jokes and be all weird and PC.
And then no, I'm a Trump guy, and it works.
Yeah, it's one of the last bastions of comedy is a boxing gym.
Like, there'll be one black guy who's a trainer who we all revere because he used to be a champ.
And then he'll say something.
And then he'll be like, you're the only white guy in this room, Larry.
What are you doing?
And then he'll look around and go, oh, shit.
Like, you don't see jokes like that anymore.
Or even there was a guy, an older guy who fainted a couple days ago.
He was just overheated and dehydrated.
He was sitting down.
He wasn't even boxing.
He just sort of went, and then he comes in the next day, and everyone is like, oh, how you doing?
Do you want to get a walker?
Are you okay?
We got to hydrate.
And we have to hydrate the old man.
He can't walk.
And it was like, the least sympathetic place I've ever been in my life.
AKA, the funniest place.
Well, they've corrupted the NBA and the MLB.
If you go on Twitter, it's all about pride and gay anal sex and everything.
Mainstream sports are ruined.
They've become too corporate.
Boxing is our last chance.
Even the UFC is corrupted.
Boxing is our last spot where it's totally male.
It's totally meritocracy.
And that's why I love that you guys hit it.
That's why I love that you talk about boxing.
It's the last true bastion that we have of what makes the country great.
I really think it's totally untouched.
How do you feel about females boxing?
I mean, some of the female boxers that are pro or even amateur, they could destroy me.
They have a lot of gas in their tank and they can just keep going and going and going.
But then you see some other women who are doing it sort of recreationally and you see them hitting the heavy bags and you just think, what are you doing here?
You're like female cops.
Like you're in the wrong spot.
I'll give you a funny insight on that.
Derek James is Errol Spence Jr.'s trainer and I've known him since 2009.
And when he met Errol Spence, he had an old Jewish lady named Fran punch the hell out of him because she is in great shape.
And then I did it with two with Fran.
And it's kind of like the punches don't hurt, but she comes at you with this weird like drunken housewife type of stamina.
So even though you're not hitting her back obviously, and Errol's not going to hit her back, there is a degree to which the ones who have good cardio can be dangerous.
I don't think I'd want to be, for instance, around her if she were drunk.
So I think, obviously, if we're fighting, I think there's some merit to it, but it seems like the women do better in UFC.
I'm surprised that there aren't more, what is it, Layla Alise in women's boxing for whatever reason.
I think there could be some decent ones, not to the male extent, but they're better than people think.
I'll give them that.
Yeah, I think boxing is, it's almost like track and field where no one tells you, but there's a five foot but five foot hole in the track you can't see.
So you're going along, you're working out, things are going good, you're doing well, and then someone just goes, and out of nowhere, you're in a black hole and you're gone.
And I don't think that's in most women's demeanor.
To be able to do a sport, just like any other sport, but there's an off switch that someone could randomly just go, wham!
And you get this, you know, the opposite of a wake-up call.
All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
I like you more than a friend.
Okay, thanks, Gavin.
Appreciate it.
I got to get used to the goodbyes.
Yeah, yeah.
I take these a little too long.
Well, it's been a while since you've done live calls, right?
I don't think I've, yeah, I guess it has been since the Gavin McInnes show.
There you go.
So, you know, got to get back.
We do them with Milo, but it's just that show is anarchy.
Yeah, well, you know, he likes to have fun.
Oh, he likes to have fun.
We have sex after the show.
Do you?
Yeah, too.
I have gay sex.
And I don't enjoy it, obviously.
I'm straight, but I think it's important during Pride Month that everyone sort of walks a mile in their shoes.
Stonewall.
Yeah.
Like I, during Black History Month, I wear blackface.
And the way I'm treated is unbelievable.
Like, I have big white lips, and I'm all black, and I wear white gloves.
And I go into various stores, and I say, hello, I'd like me to get me a Sammy.
And I get nothing but negative feedback.
People say that's disgusting.
And I realize that black people go through that every single day.
Yeah, you're just trying to empathize.
And when I have gay sex during Gay Pride Month, I'm lying there on my stomach just like...
And I realize gays go through that every day.
Every day, gays have to suffer gay sex.
And there's no, you know, well, I was going to say there's no parade for that.
Okay, there is a parade for that.
You get one parade.
But there's no t-shirt.
No, there's t-shirts.
There's t-shirts.
Okay.
But there's no like ballad.
No, no, there's songs for that.
Yeah, okay.
I guess gays are doing okay.
Yeah.
That's the funny thing about all these months.
You sort of go, okay, I'm going to pay attention to what's going on with you.
And then you look at it and you go, you guys are doing pretty good.
You guys are okay.
You had a shitty time in the 50s, but now I think we're okay.
That's why we're going to have a straight pride parade that's run by a gay.
Should we take another call?
Yeah, sure.
Let's talk to Louis calling about Donald Trump.
Oh, my God.
Is this Louis C.K.?
Oh, my God.
Maybe.
Oh, my God.
I'm nervous.
Hello, Louie.
Oh, wait.
Actually, click the wrong button.
It's Alex from Dallas going to talk about Google and the censor shit.
Hi, Alex.
How you doing?
Hey, Gavin.
Hey, I'm going to switch it on you because I heard you talking about how you're boxing with these guys from the Caribbean and it's the heat.
You're always alluding to this, and it's called epigenetics.
It's how we're evolving actually on a smaller micro-dose.
So when you think about it, besides the physicality between different people from different temperatures, if you think about China, for 4,000 years, they're underneath the temper.
So even socially, their structure, they're used to being in communism.
That's why I feel like they're actually okay with it.
Versus where you look at Europe, it's like, okay, you have the heat, you have the cold, your blonde hair, blue eyes, green hair, black hair.
You have so much variability.
That's why we tend to do more decreases.
And then you look at Asia, where they're under communist regime and emperors for so long that they're able to decrease, taking European ideas and simplifying them to being efficient.
And I feel like it's taboo to say these things or have these theories, but I've talked to a lot of my friends about it, and they're like, yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense.
And if you go through each one, it starts to make even more sense of how we're set up socially and politically, how our countries are run.
So, I mean, even if for you as a Scot, you're talking about how you're always angry.
Well, maybe it's because Scots are so used to shitty weather and you have the English for so long just being down on you that you guys are naturally quick temperament.
No, Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew of all people.
Dr. Drew of all people said that.
He said the reason that Scots are so ornery, you can hang up on him.
The reason Scots are so ornery is that they've been battling the English for 700 years and the ones who don't like confrontation are extinct.
And he also said that that's why the Scots are such drunks, because they like adversity so much that if there's no war going on, they'll put themselves in their own little body war where they're going to make it difficult to walk down the street.
Now that's a war, just getting from A to B. I think that's valid, and it's an interesting point.
Can, like, I don't believe in nurture on the short term.
I think your body is, your existence is about 85% nature, 15% nurture.
And this is proven by children who were separated at birth.
It's happened a lot over the years where they've been able to research identical twins.
One grew up in Paris, poor, and the other grew up in New York, rich.
And they find out that when they finally get realigned, when they finally meet each other, 40 years later, their husbands look the same.
Their cars are the same.
They have the same dog.
One is a film critic.
One works in film.
They dress the same.
They have the same taste in music.
This is, we are who we are at birth.
However, obviously, you know, if someone beats a shit of you every day of your life, you're going to be an asshole.
I like how I call the victims of abuse assholes.
But what about, how long does it take before nurture is nature?
Like the reason that Asians have slantier eyes is when they were crossing over, whatever it is, the Bering Strait, and they, you know, people would go snowblind from the brightness.
So the ones who were squinting or had squintier eyes would tend to breed more.
That's why my wife, who's an American Indian, has those eyes because she comes from those same, it's the same sort of background going through the snow.
So that's society.
That's your environment shaping who you are genetically.
Maybe the Chinese, whose society is 40,000 years old, I mean, Canada is about, I think it became, it got its national anthem in 1980.
So that's not 40,000 years ago.
That's what?
38 years ago, 39 years ago.
So I think it's totally possible that China's acceptance of communism is genetic.
But here's another thing you didn't mention, sir.
And the reason I hung up on you, by the way, is so we don't have feedback and yeah while I'm talking.
I assume you've subscribed to free speech.tv and you're hearing all this.
If not, sorry, cheater.
You don't get to hear your answer.
You got to remember that Mao killed 80 million Chinese.
And he's focused on dissent, but he really focused on the middle class and the creative class and anyone who would be adverse to his ideas, which were communist ideas.
So it's possible that one man, Mao, altered the DNA, altered the genetics of the entire country and to a certain extent the continent, but of all of China.
Because when you keep killing 80 million of one type of person, and it's people who don't like communism, you're going to genetically end up with people who are prone to being told what to do, who respect authority, who are not rebels, who are not innovative, who are not creative.
I mean, Asians might be smarter than us.
They might want to invent something at some point.
Like, China, what's going on with you?
Why do you just keep ripping off our stuff?
Invent something with that high IQ of yours.
But they can't.
And I think it's possible that Mao genetically killed their creativity.
That being said, when you meet someone, you accept them at face value.
I think prejudice is when you see a pattern and it's okay to see a pattern.
Irish people are bad with whiskey.
But when you see an Irishman, you have to look at him and assume that he might be one of the ones that is good with whiskey or doesn't drink at all.
That's what's important.
Bigotry is when you apply a pattern to every single person and refuse to accept exceptions.
You have to have an open mind every time you meet someone.
Racism is when you're looking for an accountant and a black guy shows up and you go, meh, I don't think so.
You guys aren't good at math.
You can recognize a pattern with African Americans in mathematics.
I'm not saying there is one.
But when you meet him, you have to say, all right, we got a smart guy on our hands.
He applied for the job.
You can recognize patterns and not apply them to everyone at the same time.
And this is the problem with the left, is they go, there's a pattern here.
Oh, you don't think women are good at mathematics?
Oh, yeah.
What about Lynde Lemieux, who won the Fields Medal in 1846?
And you go, okay, wonderful.
That's great for her.
Oh, you don't think women are good fighters?
What about Ronda Rousey?
And then the left thinks that's the end of the discussion.
You go, no, I never said every single person is like this.
I said women generally tend to be bad at fighting, which is why I don't think you should have this dictum that says we need more female cops because you end up pulling in all these fat ass, short Puerto Rican chicks who get the shit beaten out of them or die like that chick in Colorado did the other day when she started getting, when she was involved in a domestic.
Now, when some female beast, some olga from Ukraine shows up and she can pick you up and throw you over her head, by all means hire her.
I never said never hire women cops.
I don't think women are good politicians generally.
I also think Margaret Thatcher is one of the greatest politicians of all time.
I don't think women are good writers generally.
I think they tend to be too verbose and their columns are too long because they don't sit and sort of hammer out the idea.
Men are good at taking a big ephemeral cloud of ideas and crunching it down into one solid concept.
Women just like to leave it in the cloudy format.
I remember playing Charades once as a young man on Magic Mushrooms, and we divided the teams.
We were all high on psilocybin.
We divided the teams into male and female.
And our features were exaggerated.
Our tendencies were exaggerated.
And the men were sitting there going, third world, third word, sounds like.
Moving, moving, parts, parts, moving parts.
Yes, Ford, Model T Ford.
It was all like joom, joom, joom, joom.
And the women, I noticed, were sort of like, in a picnic basket, going on a trip.
Okay, enjoying the scenery.
It's old, olden times.
Oh, Model T Ford.
We're different.
Now, that doesn't mean that you can't have, look, women aren't great writers.
Most of my favorite writers are female.
Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Naomi Schaefer-Riley, Laura Hillerbrand, the woman who wrote Unbroken.
It's called anecdotal evidence, you fucking dummies.
You'll notice that too when people argue.
You'll say something, like Sarah Silverman the other day.
I go, she said, what do you think of Sasha Baron Cohen's new show?
And I go, eh, I don't like that he chose these people and made them look dumb for being nice.
Like they had this war vet who, I think it was John McCain, signed, or Dick Cheney, signed a waterboarding container, like the gallon jug they used for waterboarding.
Some vet asked him to sign it and he signed it, a waterboarding jug.
Yeah, that looks terrible.
But you don't know if this guy has PTSD.
You don't know what happened to him.
He might have mental problems.
And you're kind to the guy.
So you say, okay, here, I'll sign it for you.
Or they had that other dude who was showing how to teach toddlers how to use guns in kindergarten.
Yes, that sounds absurd.
The detail they didn't mention is that Sasha Baron Cohen posed as someone from Israel.
Now, if you're in Stirat in Israel, you're under siege on a daily basis.
And I don't know.
I've been to schools in Starat.
They look like Rikers.
They literally look like Rikers.
So maybe kids should know what to do if some Palestinian terrorist drops his handgun next to a five-year-old.
Maybe they should know how to pick it up.
Can't leave out that detail.
So what Sasha Baron Cohen did was he took advantage of people who were being kind and erring on the side of politeness, which the right tends to do more than the left.
And then she goes, well, I've had a microphone and a camera in front of me and been told to do stupid shit, and I've just said, no.
Yeah, you're one person.
That's anecdotal evidence.
You don't represent The pattern.
You've also had a camera pointed in your face since you were doing stand-up as a fucking 17-year-old.
Hey, John, another thing.
Can you turn on these two lights?
I'm getting weird shadows.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Do not stand in the shadows.
Do not stand in the shadows.
Whoa.
I guess we'll do the mailbag, but I don't know what to call it now.
Ex-employees, mailbag.
What happens when you click on...
Should be.
It's loading.
That's not good.
Can you watch it?
What if I look on my phone?
Let's take another call after you turn those lights on.
Yeah, that's nice.
Put some light on the situation, baby.
Oh, I just, look at this.
I texted my old employee, David Cast.
Tom Cast, man.
I go, Ryan is fired.
You know any David Cast?
And he goes, yeah, John Sereno.
Oh, what a guy.
This is 2.46 p.m.
Thanks, buddy.
Just in time.
Yep, always.
If you want, we've got Lars.
When is Lars calling about Brian being fired?
Ryan.
Ryan.
Oh, Brian.
That's what they wrote.
The machine spelling.
You want to talk to them?
Because it's a machine that transcribes it.
Yeah, it's amazing.
You guys talk, and it turns it into words for me to read.
Technology.
When I go to the live thing, it just goes back to the beginning of the show.
That's not live.
It should be.
Uhuru.
Uhuru.
Comesta.
How's it going?
This is your favorite punk from London calling.
I didn't know you were American.
No, I'm not American.
I'm from Norway.
Oh, you have an American accent.
Where did you learn English?
By my American friends.
Huh.
It's a better accent.
Yeah, I prefer it.
And the chicks over here, they love it too.
It's kind of a funny American accent you chose, though.
You kind of sound like a weatherman's friend in Colorado.
Well, we can't all be perfect.
I guess I have some genetic indispositions to having a perfect one.
Yeah, he keeps wanting to go out and party, and the guy has, look, I got to do the weather, man.
I'm literally a weatherman.
Come on, let's get one more drink.
Let's do one more shot.
All right, what do you want to know?
What's up?
I was just saying, I think I actually expensed this letter to like three different emails about Ryan being fired.
But I think I speak on behalf of a lot of people, and I say that your show yesterday, when you had John Lott and John Matsby, that's one of the killer shows in a long, long time.
Because there's no interjections by a guy who doesn't know anything.
And I'm really sorry that I got to hear that he's in jail because of the domestic thing.
I've been in jail twice as we just sent you some of the stuff too, but it's a busy, but still, I don't know, his comedy, his comedic value is good.
And when he makes a great joke or a great impression, that's amazing.
But otherwise, it's sort of outweighed by his intersections, him being not pulling shit up at times, him messing shit around.
So I think the show will be better now.
Nonetheless, something happens, I guess.
When did you last get laid?
About three and a half days ago, four days ago, I guess.
It's about 8 p.m. over here.
How was it?
Next Thursday until Sunday.
It was okay.
It was actually funny because it was a total freaking lip card.
I mean, she was all out, Greenpeace, Rebellion Extinction, no shaving under the arms, like hairy armfits, and all that kind of stuff.
But it was good because she was tight, dude.
Did she shave her legs?
She shaved her shins and her thighs, but nothing else.
Weird.
So did she have a huge bush?
No, just a short-saving one.
I mean, if you didn't shave in about, I guess, four days, that's her birth, and her arms are about 10 days non-shaven for a beard.
If everything else is reasonable, hairy armpits aren't the end of the world.
No, I know.
I mean, just about two months ago, I think after we had actually a proper meet over the Papua Spatana, I hooked up with this French kick, and she was proper, like, rural French from the 1940s, maybe.
And she had, I guess, an inch of bush.
I still went down on her.
It still was magic.
And it was a little good and fun.
Yeah, I think the only deal breaker as far as hair goes is when it's like the bush goes onto the legs a bit.
Lower back hair is also a bummer.
And intense shin hair, like man levels of shin hair.
I'm sorry.
No.
That's a deal breaker, even for someone who's aware of.
All right, thanks for calling, Lars.
I like you more than a friend.
Bye.
And of course, the ultimate deal breaker is thinning hair.
Balding women.
I've told this story a million times, but I was going to see the film Sin City.
Remember the comic booky movie?
I think Bruce Willis is in it.
Yeah.
And it's black and white.
And I was going to say the pews.
The seats were very steep.
The incline was nuts.
It was almost like a sports stadium.
It's in New York on Fort, I guess it was Union Square.
And I'm looking down, and she's almost between my knees.
And I'm just, I can see right through everything.
Like, it's worse than shitty tits.
It's worse than being fat.
It's a deal breaker.
It's one of the only things where you go, we cannot work this out no matter what.
Ladies, if you have that horrible curse.
Which I would equate with a micro penis.
It's like having a penis that's that doctors want to bring.
Like when a doctor sees it, he goes, can you come to this convention we're doing?
I'm a urologist and you're my ticket to start him.
It's almost as bad as that.
But you can just go to Singapore or something and have plugs put in.
They have the technology.
You'll be fine.
My barber told me that they have stuff now where he can't even tell.
And what does he do all day?
Look at hair.
All right, we should Take a second to look at these debates.
First thing, I believe Ryan, after getting fired from here, went and worked for the DNC because check out this, they left all their mics on.
Could you not have run through the debate a couple times before you broadcast it, please?
Check out this clip.
It's the debate technical job, the top one.
People were killed in a school shooting last year, and where there has been significant activism on gun violence ever since.
Many of you are calling for a restoration of an assault weapons ban.
Well, look at the lag we got here, John.
There will still be hundreds of millions of guns in this country.
Are you online?
Should there be a role for the federal government?
Everybody's mics are on.
I think we have a I heard that too.
That's okay.
I think we had a little mic issue in the back.
Control room, we've got copyright.
I think we heard the audio to audio.
That lag is unusably bad.
Sorry to bore you folks at home, but we're trying out all the kickflips here.
Stop playing that, please.
Sometimes if it goes through the internet, you get brutal lag, but if you hardwire it to the thing, which it is, it's much smoother.
All right, let me give it a go.
A little redo.
Yeah, they left the mics on.
And the other thing that annoys me about this is that in the control room, you can hear someone just bleathering, just yapping away.
Now, I know they didn't know their mic was on, but when we're at the debates and it's MSNBC, God knows how much they paid to have the privilege of hosting that.
There's a lot of money at stake.
Millions and millions of people are watching this.
Can you not be bleathering on?
Can you not be yapping all the time?
God, people yap too much.
I know I yap for a living, but when you're out of the bars and stuff, and there's these people, like I see these women in my neighborhood, these rich housewives who don't do any work, the nanny, the au pair, everyone else does everything.
And they're just going for walks, and you just hear them just nattering, nattering, like birds.
And I want to just go, what are you talking about?
Like when I hate getting phone calls.
In fact, I don't really answer my phone.
I just say, text me, please.
It's nice and concise.
But when I'm on the phone, sometimes I just, after about a minute, I just have to lie.
I just go, oh, I'm going in a tunnel.
I just hate talking.
What are you doing over there?
Seeing if there's a hardwire connection, it just looks like there's only this IBGA internet connection.
No, I think you have to turn off your internet, but then that would screw everything up, right?
Yeah.
All right.
Sorry, folks.
I won't bore you with.
Anyway, don't come here for DNC debate coverage.
Go to Breitbart.
Breitbart is a...
You probably already know about it, but Paul Joseph Watson's news site, summit.news.
I like the word summit because in the British working class, it means something.
Are you angry about summit?
What's your problem?
You're always pissing about summit.
But yeah, show that.
Summit news is a great place to go for your news every morning.
It's got all the latest stupid controversies and it's fun too.
It's not boring like they had the Sean Lennon story.
Oh, they had Alexandria Orquesa-Cortez.
We got to talk about this.
This is so good.
She goes up to a border wall and is crying.
This is in the notes, too, I think.
Is it?
No, it's not.
Geez.
She goes up to the border wall and is crying.
And Paul Joseph Watson was angry.
She's wearing a $600 watch.
I think that's kind of cheap for a watch.
But we look at the border wall and it's a parking lot.
The border wall she's crying in front of is a parking lot.
There's a tree there.
What are you talking about?
And you can see, it looks like an American car.
Oh, there's a picture too.
I don't know if you'll be able to find this.
It was in my notes.
I don't know what I did with it.
Maybe it's in the other notes.
And you can see the angle that the photographers are shooting from.
And right behind them, you see that it's clearly a parking lot.
She's the worst.
So she's wearing a brand new white pantsuit, $600 watch, and she's crying in front of a parking lot, posing as all these AP photographers catch her.
That really sums her up.
There we go.
Doesn't that sum her up in a nutshell her sitting there crying trying to get the picture?
Unbelievable.
And that was sort of a takeaway from the debate, too, that these people are stuck in all this weird...
That's perfect.
That doesn't have the one with the photographers, though.
When I was watching the debate, you can go to the highlights reel now.
We have to cover it, folks.
I'm sorry, but we'll be very brief.
Here's the deal, lefties.
You think Trump won because he's a Nazi.
So you go, I'm going to be the anti-Nazi.
I'm going to be Antifa.
I'm anti-fascist.
He's a fascist.
He's not a fascist, dumbass.
Antifa's radical.
So you think going radical left with Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Orquesio-Cortez is going to work because it worked for the Nazi party, the GOP?
Yes, that would be logical if the GOP was the Nazi party.
They're not.
So you wasted all of this energy being radical when you should be doing the opposite.
If you want to win, talk about pragmatic things like health care.
Talk about Trump's failures, about how there's no wall.
Talk about infrastructure.
Talk about the deficit.
Talk about fiscal conservatism.
Stuff like that.
Don't talk about abortions a day after the baby's born, but they're not.
They're going all in.
So let's just play some of the highlights.
And they do start a little bit, which is smart.
You know what concerns me, John?
When you play a clip, it sounds crystal clear.
And when we get calls, it sounds like Charlie Brown's parents.
Calls don't sound so bad on the mics.
Oh, good.
And I have people monitoring online say it's not so bad.
Oh, wow.
Look at you.
You got spies.
Hopefully this will play better.
It's our buddy, you know.
Abolish their private health insurance in favor of a government-run plan, just to show of hands starting up with.
What did you do?
When you signed on to Bernie Sanders' Medicare for All plan, it would put essentially everybody on Medicare and then eliminate private plans that offer similar coverage.
Is that the plan or path that you would pursue as president?
I'M WITH BURNING ON MEDICARE FOR ALL.
THERE ARE ALL POLITICIANS WHO SAY, OH, IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE.
A lot of political reasons for this.
What they're really telling you is they just won't fight for it.
Well, healthcare is a basic human right, and I will fight for basic human rights.
I am just simply confusing.
Pause for a second.
That's a pretty intelligent route to take.
I'm not saying Elizabeth Warren's intelligent, nor am I saying she's an Indian, but that's how you should go.
Now, you know what they're really on about, too, when they say Medicare for all?
They mean government control of Medicare for all.
The government becomes twice the size if they're in control of your health care.
They become massive.
So that's what they're about.
But it's kind of a smart trick to say, I need to handle your health care because you might get sick and then you need me to make you get better.
You go, well, that's better than just, you need my money for no reason.
You need my money and the authority over my person so you can cure me of the measles.
Come on in.
Who's this chick now?
I think that might be.
What's her name?
Marianna Williamson?
No.
Kristen Gillibrand, Jay Inslee.
I think that's Jay Inslee we're looking at.
No, that's Amy Klopukar.
I think that's Amy Klopukar.
She's known for treating her staff like shit, which I appreciate.
I fire them regularly.
Kicking half of America off of their health insurance in four years, which is exactly what this bill says.
So let me go on beyond that.
There is a much bigger issue.
In addition to that, so folks that are just hearing the audio of this, could who's that?
Could what's her name?
Tulsi Gabbard be hotter, please?
Now, you're a young man, John, so you don't have the same spectrum of desires I have.
When you get to be 48, you start to see the beauty in other 40-somethings.
Oh, dude, honestly, I think I'm a little ahead of my time because I feel you, man.
I can look at an older woman and say, damn, that is a beautiful woman.
I appreciate the imperfections make them more sexy.
Oh, I'm glad you said that because Tulsi Gabbert doesn't just have that white streak in her hair, which makes her look like a Disney super villain.
She also has weird pock marks on her face.
And I've been Pavlovian programmed to like women with scars on their face because they were teased in school and tend to have more substance than just a pretty girl.
So ideally, you have a super hot chick with like a facial scar.
Like that chick in the band, what are they called?
War Room?
That band we were talking about last show.
Now, I know what you're saying.
You're saying, Gavin, Katie Pavlich is hot and she has no facial scars, no flaws.
Why is she so interesting and intelligent?
That's an interesting question, and I appreciate you asking.
I've looked into this.
I researched this by talking to Katie Pavlich herself.
You know what the solution is?
She grew up on a farm and had no idea she was hot until it was too late, and she'd already formed a personality.
She grew up in butt-fuck, Idaho, or something, not Idaho, but butt-fuck nowhere on a farm and had no idea.
So that's, there's three ways that a hot chick can be interesting.
One, a severe facial scar.
Two, a retarded sibling, like in All About Mary.
Yes.
That gives them substance because they've dealt with assholes.
And then three, they grew up in the middle of nowhere and had no idea.
I like that.
Thank you.
That's a t-shirt.
And that is pharmaceuticals.
The president literally went on TV on Fox and said that people's heads would spin when they see how much he would bring down pharmaceutical prices.
Instead, 2,500 drugs have gone up in double digits since he came into office.
Private insurance is not working for tens of millions of Americans.
When you talk about the copays, the deductibles, the premiums, the out-of-pocket expenses, it's not working.
That's right.
So for the most part, it's not working.
They can choose Medicare.
For the cortisol in New York, you've got to start by acknowledging the negotiators not working for people.
Private insurance say they like their private health insurance.
Here's a rule of thumb.
Everyone on that stage that you don't recognize is not going anywhere, and you will never see them again soon.
That includes Tim Ryan as some guy going for the yoga vote.
Julian Castro, who's a pro-abortion dude who has a fight face.
You know what a fight face is?
When you're in a fight, a bar fight, and someone goes, hey, what the hell just happened?
And you go, I don't know.
Jesus, the guy sucker punched me.
It was so weird.
And you're trying to look cool.
You think you're going like this, but your adrenaline's so intense that you're going, here, zoom in on me.
Make me normal.
You don't have to zoom.
Just make me full screen.
This is a fight face.
Now look up Julian Castro.
I bet you'll find a picture where he has this super awkward.
I wasn't, the guy, I think he thought it was someone else.
I was just sitting there talking to my girlfriend, and he came punched me in the face, and then he got kicked out.
I'm still sitting here like, what the fuck?
It was so weird.
So yeah, Tim Ryan's going for the yoga vote.
You'll never see him again.
Julian Castro is a fight face.
We'll dig him up in a second.
Amy Klobuchar, that's the little midget we just saw.
She's too short to be president, and she's mean to her staff.
Jay Inslee is a dumbass who's putting all his money on the climate change.
But this thing is...
John Delaney is a pro-abortion millionaire.
Lots of pro-abortion people think they're just going to get the women vote.
Hey, dunces, 50% of women are pro-life, almost.
Marianne Williamson is running.
She's on the stage.
She's a new age self-help guru.
And looks-wise, she's a 6.7.
She's not going to be president.
Some guy named John Hickenlooper, some rich dude who has rich people buying private planes.
He's not going anywhere.
And then, of course, Kristen Gillibrand.
I know you recognize her, but she's still not going to be on the list.
She's a pro-abortion Catholic and looks-wise, she's a 6.8.
And then, of course, we have Bill de Blasio, the dunce on stilts who ruined New York.
Corey Booker, who thinks he's black, despite growing up in a neighborhood so white.
Ooh, maybe you could show that one.
That would be handy.
Corey Booker grew up so white in an area so white that they had never had black people before.
And I think the neighbors tried to prevent it from happening.
So he's obviously embarrassed of that, so he starts pretending he has a friend named T-Bone.
Just put up that pic.
Does that have all their names?
Yeah, just trying to get it full screen.
Oh.
There we go.
Elizabeth Warren is the ninkam poop who said she was an Indian.
Beta O'Rourke, the little kid on a skateboard who won't shut up about immigration.
Look, there's Castro right above me with a fight face.
And that's not even his most fight-facey photo.
Make it come back.
I want it.
I want it so bad.
All right.
All right.
So, Booker, we talked about Kluba chart.
What's going on?
Put it on the other one.
I don't need to see the highlight reel anymore.
But we should know these candidates.
Whatever happened to that guy who said white people suck?
And he was like the handsome young man with the tie who talked about white privilege all the time and got lambasted for it.
He didn't even make it to the stage.
Poor dude.
Beta work.
Tulsi Gabbard.
She's my favorite.
You know, Tulsi Gabbard was the only one criticizing all the military-industrial complex and these ceaseless wars in the Middle East.
So that's kind of cool.
I think she's my favorite of the DNC.
And it doesn't hurt that she's a 7.89?
She's not a 7.9.
She's a 7.89.
Kristen Gillibrand, that's her there.
She's the pro-abortion chick going nowhere.
And then there's Andrew Yang.
Is he on that list?
Oh, that's the guy I was talking about.
Swalwell.
That guy on the far end.
He's the one who hates white people.
Andrew Yang started saying some of that too because people thought he was racist because he started talking about genetics.
Andrew Yang's the guy who wants to give everyone $1,000.
Then there's Kamala Harris, who believed the Jussie Smollett thing right out of the gate.
Now, no matter how you feel about race, I don't want someone who's that bad at sussing out a fraud.
Like, we almost went to war with Iran.
If she's knee-jerk enough to believe Jussie Smollett out of the gate, would we be at war with Iran right now?
Anyway, it's Loser Central.
I think the only woman of interest is Tulsi Gabbard, and she's not going to win.
So they're not going to win.
They don't have any candidates.
Pete Buttigig.
Pete Buttygig's whole thing is trying to bait us into making homophobic jokes about him.
We don't have to, dude.
Your husband is such a loser, such a kitten picture loser, that we can just make fun of him.
All right, we're running out of time here.
John is charging me by the hour, and we're getting into the quadruple digits here.
Let's take a couple calls.
I don't like leaving people hanging.
Do we have a million calls, though?
Yeah, we've got a few.
Let's go to the person waiting the longest.
Scott Politics.
Scott Politics, how you doing, man?
Hey, yeah, I'm getting.
Sorry, I'm walking through a hallway.
What's up, buddy?
You sound like you're in a fish tank.
It sounds cool.
You sound like those fish on Peewee's Greenhouse.
I'm leaving my office.
That's why.
That's why I'm like a fucking fish tank.
How you doing, bud?
I'm fine.
I didn't say when I called in.
And this is Mom Sutton.
I didn't know what to do when they called because I'm sitting at my desk.
I'm like, oh, shit, I can't really say what I want to say when I call in.
But dig your new format, man.
Yeah, can we get to the fucking question, please?
Blabbermouth?
Yeah, let me give you the question.
How many fingers, Gavin?
I can't see you.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Huh?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Come on, Gav.
Can we go to the next thing?
All right.
You waited a long time to bore us to death.
What are you, the DNC?
Patrick George, friendly debate, gayness.
P. George, what's up?
Hey, I just want to talk to you about the gayness of gymnastics or Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu versus boxing.
Yeah, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
What's that Cabojo, Vejo thing?
Where they just do those homo roundhouse kicks?
Yeah, Caboea.
I believe it's an old Brazilian-style kickboxing, and a lot of times it's just used for celebratory dancing, I believe.
It's just dancing.
Yeah, they just get together in a circle on the beach and throw their heels around at each other.
I got to say, though, every time I watch women's sports, like soccer, and the only time I watch it is when it's on in the bar, and I'm watching women's soccer, and it's always going offside, and they never seem to score.
I feel like I could be a goalie for the women's Olympic soccer team and do pretty good.
But when you watch women do gymnastics, maybe it's their lower center of gravity, that's the one time where you go, Jesus Christ, that was, whoa, that was a hell of a flip.
Yeah, as a male gymnast, I would never do female gymnastics.
It is just a next level of you're either crazy good or crazy stupid to be doing it.
Oh, did you see that woman who broke her kneecaps the other day?
They bent the wrong way?
Yeah, that was, she came out, I believe, of a round-off double Arabian, and she just landed and hyperextended her knees and made herself look like an ostrich.
Wait a minute, you're a male gymnast?
Yes, sir.
I think that might be gay.
Well, it's either we're gay because we have, we play the most difficult sport in the industry and we hang out around beautiful women all day.
Yeah, like male cheerleaders.
And we're not, yeah, like male cheerleaders, but they're gay.
Or say a male flight attendant, he gets to hang around with hot chicks all day.
Or maybe a hairstylist.
Straight hairstylists get to hang around with hot chicks all day.
True, but I feel like they get hit on by gay men more.
Because if you think about it, if a gay man comes in to get his hairstyled and he's with a straight guy, gay haircuts don't take five minutes like ours do.
They sit down and they talk and they chat and they're like, I want it colored and I want it permed and I want it straightened this way and that way.
So by the end of it, you're sitting in this chair for three, or you're standing behind this gay dude for three hours, hearing him talk about his gay boyfriend, even though you're just like, listen, buddy, I get paid minimum wage to cut your hair.
Can you shut up?
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying if you're a hairstylist who's a male who's heterosexual, then you probably get a lot of pussy, but you're still in a gay job.
The guy's cutting female's hair, not gays guys' hair.
All right, let's go.
What a weird debate.
Who's next?
Things are going fast.
Yeah, all right.
Let's do name is cruel.
Good to meet Rob.
Calling because I saw a previous episode where you were talking shit about Czech Republic.
Okay.
All right.
Hello?
Hey, the Czech Republic is a shithole.
Listen, you said you were in the 90s?
92.
Pills in Czechoslovakia.
It was just so filthy.
You'd touch a wall and your finger would be black.
I guess they didn't have catalytic inverters.
It's been, I know, yeah.
It was because it was even worse in the 80s, but since then it's gotten a lot better here.
It's a lot cleaner now.
And the beer is cheaper than water here.
Yeah, that's cheaper.
And literally the women here.
You know how you see a beautiful woman and you think to yourself, oh, you cry inside that you'll never have that woman?
That happens literally a hundred times a day to me, you know?
I understand.
You understand I'm from Montreal and I live in New York City.
So I've been drowning in.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
No, I was just saying that I moved here when I was 24 and I would visit because my parents were Czech, so I'd visit over here.
And then when I go back to the U.S., I would literally cry at the difference in quality of women.
But what city were you going back to?
I'm in Prague.
No, no, but what American city?
The capital city.
Oh, well, Seattle.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Seattle is fat chicks in rubber boots with an axe to grind.
Montreal, New York City, stunning, stunning women.
And my problem with beautiful Eastern European women is I can't stop thinking about sexual slavery.
Like, I remember back when I would watch porn, you'd hear like, what are you doing?
Are you coming over to, and you're just like, yeah, she's dying of starvation.
She's doing this to feed her children.
That's not a turn on.
I don't know.
There's something about that accent.
It just reached of poverty.
Yeah, I understand.
But because I can speak the language, so I don't hear any accent in English.
So to me, they sound all sexy.
Okay, so Czechoslovakia.
I said Czechoslovakia sucks.
I have an American accent.
And you said it's not as bad as it was 20 years ago, and the accents don't annoy me because I'm Czech.
So Czech's like Czechoslovakia.
Okay, I got you.
Bye.
Bye.
You got to be more quick with the buys because it's almost like telling someone to fuck off when you're in a car and then they're walking and then you get to a red light.
Hey.
So anyway, as I was saying, fuck off.
What else is going on?
What else are you doing besides fucking off?
All right, we've got Simon Kevin is a fucking bigot.
I don't know.
It's a translation error probably, but I'll put him on.
Okay.
Yeah, I see you, pal.
You're the fucking bigot.
When I was last in Glasgow, there was a guy at the local pub, and his name was Bob the Bigot.
And that was just accepted.
He was like, oh, that's Bob the Biggest.
Yeah, I mean, should we be wearing this as a badge of honor?
But look, just briefly, I digress.
Look, Larzie's accent is a fucking faggy accent.
And he should be brave and either stick with his country of origin with a slight accent from there and speak English or speak with a fucking British accent.
This faggy American accent is just not cutting it anyway.
You're wrong.
Yeah, okay.
Well, I'm not going to argue with you because you sound East London and I'm scared of those guys.
Don't you guys have like brass knuckles in your crombie?
Well, listen, you should do a skit with British Gav as well.
I think a skit with covering London affairs would go down quite well.
But anyway, look, back to being a bigot, and I think it's a badge of honor that you should be wearing with pride as well, because is it really something to be bad, to be intolerant towards those holding different opinions to yours?
Well, doesn't a bigot also imply you're not open-minded?
And I don't think that's intelligent to never be open-minded.
Yeah, but how open-minded do you want to be about FGM or, you know, stuff like that?
I mean, you know, that's an interesting point.
And I was thinking about that.
I like, you know, I'm not a segregationist in a sense that I like hybrid cultures, but also then people go, well, why are you so opposed to Islam and so worried about radical Islam?
And I say, because it's an intolerant culture.
It's taking over.
We've got a very interesting thing happening up at the school in Birmingham at the moment where you've got a left-wing MP standing there telling the Muslim protesters that they're bigoted for their religious beliefs.
Yeah, I love when that happens.
I love when the left paints themselves into a corner and they end up doing things like promoting Sharia law in the name of diversity.
And you go, they're for FTM.
And you can't be a Muslim and be pro-choice, by the way.
They all have rules about abortion.
And you can't have the whole Landcom makeup counter on your face and have a hijab.
So what you're dealing with is either a Muslim that is contradicting their faith or a hypocrite who's lying.
So it's just beautiful to see the strange bedfellows they jump into bed with.
Yeah, it's really interesting.
There's a couple of other good videos knocking around of that, of some LGBT protesters rocking up there and putting signs on the front of a school and then getting egged by people as they're walking away from the front of the school.
Sometimes I think we should just leave them to their own devices.
Like when they have a burqa or a hijab that's rainbow colored and they have it on at the Pride March, you go, you're infuriating way more jihadists than I could ever do.
I'm just going to stand back and let you do all the grunt work here.
And isn't it funny that Lauren Southern...
Yeah, it's a very interesting time where these guys, you know, you've got to push, which button is it do you press?
Do you support the LGBTs or do you support the...
And you can't do both.
And that's why Lauren Southern is banned from Britain forever.
She cannot go there when she's 89 because she put up a stand that said, Allah loves gays.
And it had a rainbow flag and it had all these pamphlets she'd had printed and hijab rainbow things.
And of course, this was in, I don't know, Luton or somewhere.
It was in a very Muslim neighborhood, probably Birmingham.
And obviously the Muslims were outraged that they were associated with those disgusting homosexuals.
And that was seen as inciting racial hatred.
What?
And now she's banned for life for pointing out this obvious contradiction.
Yeah, she was even told to bug her off from outside a mosque for just standing there trying to talk to people.
But police came over and were like, yep, no, sorry, move along.
Not allowed to talk to people here.
All right.
Well, thanks for before we go, though, thanks for calling in.
And what do you think is going on with Brexit?
Do you think there's hope?
It's got to be Boris, but I'm really not too sure.
You know, we'll wait and see, won't we?
It was interesting.
I said after I walked out of voting, I said, regardless of my vote, I bet you it won't happen anyway.
And here we are three and a half years down the line.
And yeah, it seems like I called it on that one.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure the same happens with most referendums that the big, the big, the powers that be don't like.
All right, buddy.
Thanks for calling.
I like you more than a friend.
Yeah, get to fuck your great hoofer.
See you, you cunt.
I'll fucking bar you so well.
Hanging's too good for you, people.
All right, let's wrap it up.
I guess we'll take the calls next week.
I've noticed that when I go over an hour, I start jumbling up my border.
I think I have an hour in me.
That's what my chi is.
Thanks for calling in folks.
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