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June 10, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E19 - THREE CRAZY STORIES
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Soft focus fade from sight into nothing at all.
*thunk*
That went eerily well with the live from New York, didn't it?
Yeah.
That was mega dope, dudes.
It synchronizes to something different every show.
It's like a little different, but it's always magical.
Welcome back to the show.
This is our first show post-soft launch.
So if you're watching this, you somehow sussed out what this new site is.
I haven't told anyone yet.
We're still ironing out some kinks.
And I want to get the history of punk finished before we launch formally.
I can't box anymore because my ribs were smashed in.
So thanks, dude.
Well, actually, I'm going to show you the guy that shattered my rib cage.
But before we do, that was Greys.
And the song was called Kill Appeal.
Relatively new jam.
I think it was out in April.
And Greys are a sort of a post-punk Toronto band that would hate to know that I used their song for this show.
It's funny.
All of the music I listen to is by people that would love me to die.
In fact, they've tweeted as much.
I did a whole thing on my record collection trying to kill me.
Like, Chuck D made a video where my head was exploding.
Thurston Moore said that he was happy I got pepper sprayed.
It's the guy from Sonic Youth.
I had Talib Kweli that I used to listen to all the time calling me a...
And I would never use that word.
Hey, enemies.
I understand that you want to offend me or people on the right, but don't say that word.
It sounds very gay.
Operation Ivy was a band I love that the singer was bitching about.
Anyway, it's weird when your records hate you.
We've got a lot of stuff to talk about.
Three major stories dropped this weekend.
So I got no guest, no homeless Gav.
We might do the mailbag.
Maybe if we can cram it in to this show.
But before we start anything, the reason I chose a Toronto band is because a Canadian has picked a fight with a guy who lived in Ottawa for a little bit.
Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise.
Why?
Why?
Can you flip my thing?
You flipped it away from me.
Always flip it back.
I'm going to start leaving.
I left a sign on my kids' bathroom this morning.
The boys have one bathroom and the girls in another room.
And I just said, put up the lid and flush the toilet.
Every single day, I have to clean boy urine off of that toilet because I use it too.
Like the bottom of the seat is dripping yellow every single day.
And I think that's a failure on my part.
My boys can't pee.
It's probably the youngest.
It's not the oldest boy, but still, if my six-year-old can't pee, that's because I screwed up.
But yeah, speaking of little kids, Justin Bieber, who I think's 25 or so, and Tom Cruise, who's in his 50s, I don't understand.
I want to challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon.
Tom, comma, by the way, Justin, if you don't take this fight, another comma, your should be apostrophe RE.
Jesus, these pop stars, they drop out early.
You're scared and you will never live it down.
Who is willing to put on the fight?
Conor McGregor, by the way, if you scroll down, Conor McGregor's offered to host the fight and also asked Tom Cruise if he has the guts.
You got the guts to fight?
What is this thing where you get to challenge people to a fight?
I don't understand it.
Now, I did it with Copper Cab, but that was because I thought it would help push this new site.
If Tom Cruise is mad enough to accept this challenge, McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Cruz have the sprouts to fight like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find it.
Why is he obligated?
What's in it for Tom?
Yeah.
What was that?
Yeah.
Well, I'm also wondering, like, why is McGregor on Bieber's side?
Because he just wants to see.
Connor's on the side of anyone who wants to fight.
Oh, I see.
But, like, what if I challenge Connor McGregor to a fight?
Let's do it.
Connor, I challenge you to fight.
I mean, it wouldn't last very long.
But why would he bother?
The guy gets paid.
When he fought Mayweather, I think he made $10 million.
If he fights me, he'd make bus fare.
Why?
There's this guy on YouTube.
His name's like...
Oh my God.
Who's the number two heavyweight in the world?
Mart.
Oh, my God.
Deontay Wilder.
Jesus.
There's something about when you're recording a show, your brain forgets names like crazy.
But he's this guy.
He calls out these boxers.
Charlie Zelenov.
Charlie Zonov, I challenge you to a fight.
And these boxers go, okay.
And they fight him and they beat him up.
I don't get it.
Why'd you say, okay?
That's like I challenge Mick Jagger to a sing-off.
And there he is.
Turn it up.
This is it.
Don't back out this time.
You're a fucking clown.
Let me tell you something.
When I was locked up in County Jail, I thought the Southsiders had a fight.
I knocked out a Southsider teardrop.
2013, I knocked out an Aryan brother, cold, motherfucker.
Three left hooks.
The motherfucker was laying face down.
I don't believe you.
I looked up his boxing record.
He's been in one fight.
And I watched it, and it was terrible.
He's just running.
He runs away from his opponents, and he spits out the muth card.
The joke's on whoever he's challenging, because this guy isn't serious.
He's just joking around.
And then on that same video, you'll see Deontay Wilder says, yes.
So now Mick Jagger's going to meet me for a sing-off.
What will we do?
We'll see who knows satisfaction better.
This is it.
He ran out of the ring, so Deontay had to chase him around the gym, punching him in the head and knocking him down, which obviously that's what's going to happen.
The guy's got bricks for hands, and he fights better than Mike Tyson.
One theory I have is that this guy's viral, and Deontay Wilder's PR people said, Look, 50 million people will click on this, it'll be great.
Free advertising, you might as well do it.
It's it's like a minute out of your day.
You think that's it?
Yep, it's like a publicity stunt.
There's no way he could like lose or he has nothing to lose.
He looks like the hero, first of all.
Second of all, he can't physically lose.
It's an honor to fight Deontay Wilder.
I think I would do it just so I could say he would knock me out instantly, but it would be cool to say I fought Deontay Wilder.
Jack Dempsey used to beat up guys, and it was a courtesy.
Like they were honored.
They could say, I got knocked out by Jack Dempsey.
There's millions of people that would like to fight Deontay Wilder.
Anyway, that brings me to something else, by the way.
There's a fight at my gym, at Champ's Gym, this weekend, and I think it was a very, very important fight.
I took it really seriously.
I think everyone else was just like, two cops with beef decide to settle their beef in the ring, like men do.
But here's why I think it was really relevant.
One of the dudes doesn't like that the other dude was making fun of him.
So I took it very personally because I saw it as jokes versus non-jokes.
People having fun and joking around versus humorless dudes that can't take a joke.
Now, that's a bummer.
Humorless dudes that can't take a joke in your day-to-day walking around.
But if you're a cop and you can't take a joke, it's deadly.
And I think this cop suicide rate in NYPD is going up right when they're cracking down on inappropriate language and inappropriate behavior.
Look, here's the example I always use.
If you get hit by a subway and the pieces are shattered everywhere, the cops are the ones who have to clean up those body parts and put them in a bag.
Now, if that cop isn't allowed to pick up a head like Kathy Griffin with Kathy Griffith?
Kathy Griffith.
Griffith?
The Griffith?
Like she did with Donald Trump.
If you're not allowed to pick up that head and go, hey, it does kind of feel like a bowling ball.
That joke might sound silly to you, and it's probably very offensive to the dead man's family, but doing a joke like that is crucial to your survival and prevents suicide.
I'm not saying that she needs to do that to release the stress.
Of being her.
If she can't joke around about being her, then you'll be miserable.
But yeah, if cops can't joke around, there's no pressure release.
That's why I thought this was such an important fight.
So do you have video of the fight?
I believe this is the first.
This is my iPhone, by the way.
The quality of cameras these days is ridiculous.
Obviously, they don't freeze great, but...
Are you online?
Yeah, there's a couple of things.
Oh, okay.
You were online?
It's just a couple of things open right now.
Okay, so the guy in the black is the guy who was joking around.
The guy in the white is the guy, super Christian, doesn't drink.
He can't take a joke.
You'll notice they're not professionals because they throw nothing but haymakers and no cardio.
The guy in the black is already exhausted.
I think this.
And, oh, stop.
You see the guy in the kilt?
That is the reason that I am going to be incapacitated for two months.
He shattered my ribs.
Very eccentric gentleman, Doc.
Doc Ock, because his punches come from everywhere.
He's wearing a kilt.
All right.
Go back to the fight.
He's a very good fighter.
I'm not disparaging Doc.
Very impressive.
But you don't have to be impressive when you're fighting a stupid old drunk amateur like me.
It's not your time to shine.
This is your time.
Look at these.
Look how courageous they are, too.
There's no fear in there.
It's just a, this is a brawl.
Yeah.
And the guy in the white just keeps nailing.
Oh, that.
Look at them.
They're not even looking at each other.
White guy is joke guy, right?
White guy is can't take a joke guy.
Black guy is joke around guy.
It was a pretty close fight, but black guy lost.
And he had his eye all cut up, which is not easy to do with headgear on.
Look at that.
I see that as like joke.
I'm joking.
It's just, it's a joke, dude.
Relax.
Why is there no audio?
I'm not sure.
It came like that.
Really?
Yep.
Oh, my phone's all messed up.
That's what it is.
Oh, yes.
It's actually awesome.
My phone doesn't take calls anymore.
I can only text.
Heaven on earth.
I hate talking on the phone.
There's a lot of people in white guy's corner.
And then all but where I'm standing was all uniformed cops, like maybe 15.
And I think all the cops were on the black t-shirt guy's side.
Alright, have we seen enough of that?
Yeah, we have.
There's another video.
What's the second one?
I think the second one is the last round when they're exhausted.
Well, black guy's exhausted.
White guy's got good stance there.
It looks like they got a second wind.
Or maybe this is in reverse order.
Yeah, they seem a little faster.
Yeah, this is the first round.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
I showed it to you out of sync.
It's like a pulp fiction viewing.
I think cops make better fighters because they're not scared, and I think fear is what exhausts you because your whole body tenses up.
I think it's 80% mental, 20% physical.
He's got some great ones in there, black shirt guy.
Look at their form.
It's just boom, boom.
No.
Hands are not up.
All right.
Should we get to the gossip?
Lots of gossip.
Remember Chris Rock where he comes on.
He's like, a lot of racial shit this year.
A lot of racial shit.
Every Monday.
And Mondays are unique.
These past two episodes have been unique.
One I went on a long rant and couldn't shut up.
And then this one is a Monday.
And Mondays are unique because we're catching up on often the rest of Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
So that's like seven days.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
No, three.
Three days of stuff going on.
One of the more annoying things that happened this weekend is I was on the cover of the New York Times.
Have you got that picture?
I sent you the actual picture.
Well, there's the thumbnail.
If you look it up online, yeah, there's the newspaper.
So I'm in the bottom left there.
Front page of the New York Times.
Radicals.
Look at these radicals who are radicalizing our youth.
Look at the picture they chose of Stefan Molyneux.
But I love how non-radical these people are.
We got Ben Shapiro.
We got Jordan Peterson, Sargon of Akkad, Paul Joseph Watson.
Philip DeFranco.
Philip DeFranco.
I saw Philip DeFranco tweet it out.
He goes, New York Times, WTF.
Is that Baked Alaska?
I'm not sure.
Is that Jimmy Kimmel?
Jimmy Kimmel.
Or Jimmy Fallon is radicalizing people.
Go through these videos.
Steven Crowder.
Yeah, he's really radicalizing people.
By the way, I think we'll have him on Wednesday.
I don't know why Jim Norton gets him the day of, but I have to wait a week.
But anyway, Sam Roberts.
So all of these people, it's one of the worst articles I've ever read.
And here's the thesis.
Here, go back to the thumbnail.
I'm not mentioning it once, but if you look it up, you see, do you know what a thumbnail is?
Yes.
Yes.
There we go.
You see, I'm 25% of the radicalization of youth.
Molynya is not radical.
I haven't tuned in on Molynia recently, by the way.
Maybe he's gone off on some sort of Holocaust shit.
I doubt it very much.
Lauren Southern, I interviewed her on this site.
You can see CRTV tonight.
I said, are you racist?
She explains why she isn't.
Paul Joseph Watson, what is radical about Paul Joseph Watson?
Here's what you have to do, writer.
Before you say these are radicals, and then this is how it's affecting everyone, you have to prove that the guys are radicals in the first place.
This is what the left always does.
They go, guys, can you believe this shit?
There's Gavin McInnes, Paul Joseph Watson, and Lawrence Southern and Stephan Molyneux.
People have access to them.
And so everyone's becoming radical.
And you go, wait a minute, you have to explain the them first.
You can't just dive in.
So he lists all these articles and all these things this kid watched.
And it's a very interactive site, by the way.
Look at, they really used all their technology.
Look, scroll down.
Ooh.
Look at all the squares change.
Soon he was pulled into a far-right universe.
Prove to me they're far right.
Watching thousands of videos filled with conspiracy theories, misogyny, and racism.
No evidence, by the way, in this entire article of any of that.
It's just a given.
And then they go to step.
They start at step two.
It's like playing in a board game.
They start on the third square.
No, you got to start at the beginning.
I was Bremar.
See, he even admits it.
Here's what really happened.
Mr. Kane, this young man that the whole article is about, and by the way, you just have to take it as a given that this is a trend.
Because the author said, I've seen this thousands of times.
Okay.
I guess I'll take your word for it, front page of the New York Times.
By the way, you've got to see this journalist.
He is such a beta male.
He looks like a snowboarder's friend.
And he wears these little, soft, little sneakers.
Will you stop doing that, please?
Stop zooming in.
It was pre-zoomed in.
I just want to get to a quick.
No, that's how it should start.
Right.
There's reasons why I don't.
Look how weak he is.
Look how soft he is.
Look at his little shoesies.
Does he have leather laces?
He looks like a person.
You know when they have brand new clothes in low-budget movies?
Yeah, he's an extra.
He looks like a G.I. Joe.
Society's extra in the movie of life.
What a pussy.
Look at his new jeans and his new shirt.
Confident hands, though.
Look at those.
Yeah, he's ready to smash.
Smash you, Hulk, smash.
So this is the authority now.
And it says, Mr. Kane, 26, recently swore off the alt-right.
What?
Where's the alt-right?
Anywhere in your montage or anywhere in your article.
Nearly five years after discovering it, and he's become a vocal critic of the movement.
Caleb Kane.
He is scarred by his experience of being radicalized by what he calls a decentralized cult of far-right YouTube personalities who convinced him that Western civilization was under threat from Muslim immigrants.
Prove it isn't.
And cultural Marxists, prove it's not.
That innate IQ differences explained racial disparities.
Who said that?
That's a very radical thing.
I think Stefan Molyneux might have brought it up once.
That's not common.
It's rarely discussed.
And by the way, as a libertarian, I don't care what the general patterns are with an IQ.
I treat every individual the same.
It's called meritocracy.
Are you qualified for the job?
You're in.
It's the left and the socialists that want to change policy based on patterns.
We want as little policy as possible.
And that feminism was a dangerous ideology.
Prove it isn't.
I just kept falling deeper and deeper into this, and it appealed to me because it made me feel a sense of belonging, he said.
I was brainwashed.
We got our pull quote.
This is what really happened, okay?
It's the same as that Christian Picciolini guy who was a skinhead, and now he's like, I recovered from hate, and now I go around the world telling people how dangerous hate is.
That's his identity now.
His identity was Nazi skinhead.
Now his identity is ex-Nazi skinhead.
This guy, Caleb Kane, was probably getting ostracized by his liberal millennial friends.
So he said, I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm not getting laid.
I'm not getting invited to parties.
I'm going to disavow.
And then he goes, wait a minute.
This is my new persona.
I'm the ex-radicalized guy.
And then he's posing in photos.
Look at that photo of him where he's all ex-radicalized at the top.
Yeah, that one.
Look at him.
I used to be radical.
Now I sort of sit in the desert and look out of the horizon and wonder who's next.
Who else will get sucked into this decentralized cult?
And then they Proceed to show, like, there's this one montage, it's very impressive technology, by the way, on the New York Times site.
They really shut out some dough.
Look at this, yeah.
Show that thing you're just looking at.
They have this whole all the videos he watched, and you're like, Stefan Molyneux, reasonable guy.
Um, what else horrible stuff has he watched?
Oh, Mercedes Carrera, uh, Bud Dwyer shooting himself, um, music industry exposed, a salon article, Gad Sad, Lauren Southern, like, show me the things that Fiamingo, this is the woman, I had her on the Gavin McInnes show, she's an Ottawa professor who was chased out of her school for daring to say that there aren't infinite genders.
So the left's idea of far right is anyone who doesn't swallow the ridiculous claptrap of the far radical left.
If you think there are only two genders, you are far right and part of a decentralized cult.
Front page, New York Times.
Ballerina hiking boots calls the shots.
Clown world.
Also, this weekend, Milo released a smoking gun, super scandalous, shocking story.
It's at dangerous.com right now.
Callin Robertson and his boyfriend George have been exposed for, among other things, stole Bitcoin worth 20K from Tommy Robinson while the activist was in jail to fund their Jetset lifestyle, booked a luxury Airbnb and six bottles of Dom Perignon on Tommy Robinson's wife's credit card.
They also did this thing where they, through the Tommy Robinson fund, they would buy super fancy equipment like cameras and stuff, and then sell it and buy cheap secondhand stuff.
This is Tommy Robinson, who was literally starving to death in jail at the time.
He worked with Hope Not Hate, an Antifa-affiliated far-left organization.
They would sell Hope Not Hate information.
I hope sell.
I hope they didn't give it for free, including if you scroll down, they gave them my itinerary.
So now Antifa, when I'm in London, knows what hotel I'm staying at, what flight I'm coming in.
Scroll down, shit for brains.
What are you doing?
Literally picking your ear?
Are you listening to this show?
Yeah, nothing that you said made me think to move on.
What about the part where I said scroll down?
That made me scroll down.
No, you missed it the first time.
There's me at the airport, a very hung-over-looking McKinnis.
By the way, this is supposed to be some evil paparazzi shot that's a threat.
I think I look gorgeous.
This is going home after drinking with Tommy Robinson and his soccer hooligan friends for five days.
I think I look absolutely gorgeous.
Look at that.
Defrauded Alex Jones with inflated expense claims.
Risked the life of Tommy Robinson by sharing his location with Hope Not Hate.
Risked the life of Gavin McInnis by sharing his travel iterate with the same group.
I'm all over the news this weekend.
Circulated a fake email leak about Milo Yiannopoulos doxing his husband while being paid.
So now Milo's husband is endangered by these clowns.
Defrauded Lauren Southern with inflated invoices while being paid to do.
This goes on and on and on.
Fake rape claim.
Bragged about having TV shows canceled with bogus suicide threats.
Oh yeah, he was on some BBC talk show and he said, I didn't like how that went.
I'm going to kill myself if you release it.
And I think legally they have to kibosh the interview if it's going to kill someone.
Doctored clients' videos to embarrass them, shared their misdeeds with Lauren Southern, who laughed and egged them on.
This is where the gossip takes a whole new level.
Lauren Southern has just retired from the public eye.
And it was right before this.
So one can assume, I think, that she saw this shitstorm coming and said, I'm just going to vanish.
This is embarrassing.
But if you look on that article, you'll see a YouTube video of Tommy confronting Lauren on the phone and her, I think, admitting that she did that.
It's just got like a gray background.
Maybe it got taken down already.
No, it's just a really big article.
It's 10,000 words.
I'm giving you the abbreviated version.
But there's a phone message of Tommy going, so you knew they were going to Hope Not Hate, yeah?
I think Lauren Southern went to Hope Not Hate.
Not good.
Wait, what is this?
What's that?
Play that.
Well, we'll just see.
I don't hear anything.
Your shitty blog.
I've spoken to Alex and multiple other people who still don't believe anything that you say, who think it's just gay Milo.
Oh, just stop.
Go back to the beginning of that.
That's Callan calling Milo and saying, turn it up.
Way up.
This is the last message you'll get from me.
I have no interest in talking to you and your shitty blog.
I've spoken to Alex and multiple other people who still don't believe anything that you say, who think it's just gay Milo drama, typical.
I'm really not interested in engaging with you anymore.
So you're completely over.
You have failed at everything.
And this is your last grasp at sort of getting attention.
And it's not going to affect me.
I mean, it might upset my relationship with the far right, but there's a whole world out there outside the far right.
And I'm going to exist in that.
Enjoy your hole.
Now, I was, people say, I think everyone's saying, I didn't see this coming.
You got to find that Lauren message.
It's got to be somewhere on there.
It was this morning.
Anyway, so I remember these guys, Ezra Levant hired them at Rebel after they said they were fired for being right-wing.
Why are you showing us you looking for it?
And then they said, then they started to blackmail Ezra.
He sent them tons of money for equipment and a studio, and they started blackmailing him, saying they had secret recordings of him threatening them and stuff like that, because they were an absolute nightmare to work with and clearly stealing money from Ezra.
So then Ezra put out a video saying, look, this has been the worst day of my life.
I'm being blackmailed.
They recorded all these conversations where, yeah, I do sound pretty threatening.
That's it.
Slowest man alive.
Bit of a strange one here, yeah.
Wait a minute.
I know.
Sorry, man.
I know it's four o'clock in the morning here, but I've just got off the phone to Kalin for an hour, yeah.
How much have they told you about Hope Not Hate?
Not much.
Why?
You're aware they've been meeting with them regularly.
I've met Joe too before.
Yeah, like I know, I know that Kalin and George have met with them before.
Continually met with them when you was doing your borderless documentary, Hope Not Hate, flew out to Italy to meet them.
I don't know what they were talking about.
That's pretty bad.
Meeting with Hope Not Hate.
And Lauren Southern met with Hope Not Hate.
Why did she meet with Hope Not Hate?
Is this why she's retired?
Anyway, so I said, I'm on your side, Ezra.
Fuck them.
And then I got a call from Tommy Robinson saying, oy Mike, we're doing this speech thing.
Die of Freedom.
Can you come out and do a talk?
Okay.
Of course, I'll be drinking with you and your friends for three days, so my speech is going to suck, which it did.
And then I had to go do this video where you're filmed with duct tape over your mouth, and I show up for the video, and it's Kalen.
So I go, oh, hello, Newman.
We do the thing, and then I just walk out the door and don't say goodbye.
Then I get a call from Alex Jones saying, hey, man, we're doing this video.
Can you shoot this movie with us?
And I go, I'm back with these Kalen boys and Kalen and George.
And the next thing I know, I'm betraying Ezra by being friendly with them.
And I even invited them into my home.
And they say, no, Tommy's good with us now.
Everything's good.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I'll do the video for Alex, but I'm not excited about this and hanging out with you guys.
And then I just sort of ignored Ezra and just sort of forgot the whole thing.
And the next thing you know, they're in my home drinking my beers.
And I was wrong to do that.
I should have trusted Ezra and my gut the whole time and not be so forgiving.
You know, you can usually tell.
You should always give people a second chance.
But that being said, you can always tell when someone is just a shit right down to their core.
And that's what these bastards are.
So that was juicy.
I'm still not done.
There was three neutron bombs dropped this weekend.
And I'm not just talking about Justin challenging Tim, Tom, to a fight.
New York Times, Radicalized Youth, worst article I've ever read.
Right-wing rip-off artist, great article.
It's 10,000 words and it feels like a paragraph.
You just breeze through it.
He's smart enough to bury his own animosity and put all the juice at the top so you have a reason to read, but it's an incredible story.
And then third story, Tim Poole puts this out.
The reason that Enrique Tario of the Proud Boys and other conservatives were debanked by Chase was this journalist from Slate, I believe, named April Glazer.
And this email came to light.
And this is what journalists do.
I'm so glad this happened because this is exactly the way they act.
They pretend they're asking a question, but their question is a threat.
So the way Antifa does it is they say, maybe you should ask McDonald's why they're allowing an employee who's a member of a hate group to flip their burgers.
Might he put spit in a black guy's burger or something?
It's posed as an interrogative, but what it means is, McDonald's, if you don't fire this guy, we're going to blow this up.
So April Glazer, hi there, I'm April, an innocent little journalist at Slate, writing to ask if GPMorgan Chase is aware that the Proud Boys affiliated online store 1776 Shop uses Chase payments as its payment processor.
1776 Shop is what's redirected from fundthewest.org, which Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnis cited as the legal defense fund of the Proud Boys.
This is another weird thing I don't get.
Jeffrey Dahmer had legal defense.
Jerry Sandusky had legal defense.
I assume we wanted both of those evil, horrible human beings to have legal defense.
So even if you hate Proud Boys, why are you against them getting a lawyer?
Like, I'd understand if it was raising money for their guns, for their imminent race war or something, genuinely dangerous, or you don't want money going to jihadists, who that first thing was a joke.
The jihadist thing is real.
Spending money on bombs, but you're not allowed to get a lawyer?
I even want jihadists to have lawyers.
Anyway, go back to the Proud Boys are designated by the Southern Poverty Law Center as a hate group, and members have engaged in group violence in Portland and New York City.
Yeah, it's called defending yourself.
The group has been suspended by Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
Isn't this a long question?
Is the usage of chase payments in support of such groups against Chase's policy?
On a deadline.
Many thanks.
April.
She's just asking questions.
She just wants to know.
That was a leading question.
Yeah.
Are you aware that you're a Nazi, Chase Bank, and I'm going to expose you if you don't fix it right now?
So go to the Tim Poole video.
What you are seeing on your screen right now is an email from a slate journalist named April Blazer.
For those that are listening on the podcast, I'll just be describing what we're showing.
This email, in my opinion, shows the tactic of activists in media to de-platform their political rivals through loaded questions and language meant to create maximum pressure and increase the cost of businesses to work with certain political groups.
I will make a few caveats.
I wrestled with publishing the name of the video.
You can look that up when you initially have redacted.
I haven't watched the whole thing.
Do you think Tim Poole is bald?
Yep.
But why do bald people wear hats?
And why do I wear a hat?
You know why I'm wearing this hat?
Because I've noticed when you look at the thumbnails, when you have a kooky outfit on, it's easier to find the thing that you're looking for.
Oh, yeah.
So now when you're going, what was that one where they talked about debanking?
He had like a red pom-pom on his head.
Boom.
Yep.
So I'll be wearing it as elaborate as I can.
I'll be wearing the most elaborate outfits I can for the duration of this show.
So those are my three neutron bombs.
I want to talk now to Homeless Me about Nazi graffiti and how I don't believe you that you've invented a magic thing.
This guy is running.
I'm sorry, you said homeless graffiti?
Nazi graffiti.
Nazi graffiti, sorry.
This is a grift.
This is the grifter episode.
This is a hustle.
Anyone who's tried to remove spray paint knows that there's no magical chemical outside of like hydrochloric acid that's just going to erase the wall entirely.
There's no imagine.
I think this guy, well, you'll see.
watch the video.
*music*
Salu la Savien de Montréal.
Juviende Montréal.
This is a video going around.
It says it's from Montreal.
I'm from Montreal.
And it's such an obvious scam.
And it's a great example of how the bourgeoisie, of which I think you and I are a part of, tend not to have done blue-collar jobs and tend not to know how things like spray paint works.
So this hustler, this, I'm going to call him a criminal.
This criminal takes advantage of the fact that we don't truly understand cleaning up spray paint.
We don't understand cleaning up.
Let's cut the crap.
And why he has a bulletproof vest on is particularly annoying.
I think what goes on in Montreal is how I started Vice, which is there's all these grants to promote equality and diversity and multiculturalism.
So he saw that going on and he goes, yeah, I'm really good at cleaning up swastikas, spray-painted swastikas.
And he pretends that he has this special formula and this special machine.
Look at that.
It's just a $140 water pressure thing, compressed air water pressure doohickey that you get from Walmart, that you plug into a wall and a garden hose.
And then he cleans up these swastikas, which are backwards, by the way.
And what is that made of?
Is that made of spray paint, do you think?
Okay, let's see how it's cleaned up.
Because this is so clearly a lie.
And it's gone.
This man removes hate graffiti for free in his spare time with a grant from Erase Hate.
Look at this.
Just pause.
Look at that thing.
Look at this.
So this is a dark blue swastika that was spray painted on some granite.
And using his magic jet, do me a favor.
Do me a favor.
Go get some spray paint of any color and go and then take anything.
Take a wire scrub brush.
Take a fire hose.
Try to get that paint off.
The only way to get that paint off is to corrode the stone, to chip away at the stone.
It's like a Sharpie on wood.
The only way to get it off is to sand it off.
The idea that there's some sort of magical jet that is going to spray paint off this paint is a complete fucking lie.
And everyone fell for this.
Go ahead, spray it off.
Today we got a report of a swastika that was carved into a sidewalk.
This guy's such a hustler.
Now, let me just pause it here.
I love this Batman thing.
New York and Montreal are very similar, especially if you're an Anglophone like this guy, an English person.
Look at all those little light switches up there.
Click, click.
One's an oil slick.
You've got to hustle to survive in Montreal if you're not French and you're not working for the government.
So what you're watching here is a hustle.
This guy has a hustle, and it just blew up online because people are so desperate for A, this myth of Nazis, and B, this myth of guys that are magically erasing their evil swastikas from the streets using a magical fucking potion that no one else seems to have.
He just has this potion.
You don't think that if there was a potion to erase graffiti, New York would be buying it in VAT upon VAT?
Do the math.
That's what drives me nuts about this.
No one's done the math.
He got a call from a swastika.
What hotline?
I was passing over the carry.
When I stopped at the light, I looked right and there was a swastika spray-painted on it.
I wish the story was that I saw the swastika.
I pulled over my truck and I popped out and I whipped out my power washer and I blasted away my first piece of hate.
But that's not what happened.
I drove by it.
So we're in the middle of the job in this pod.
This is a great thing with hustlers.
What you do is you say, the first time I saw it, I wish I could tell you that I erased it, but I didn't.
And then it haunted me later.
So they add a little bit of honesty, fake honesty, to make you think they're sincere.
Tin men used to do this.
They would drop a $5 bill on the floor of the woman's living room.
And she'd go, oh, is that your $5 bill?
And he'd go, nope, it's not mine.
And he'd keep refusing that it was his.
And she would think he was honest, even though he secretly dropped that $5 bill there.
This is like 1950s grifter shit.
What else do you believe in?
The coconut things?
The coconut half shells with the little peas in them?
We are the victim of 1800s level hustlers here.
You know, in the suburbs, and like in the middle, something came over me where I just stopped everything.
I told the lady whose house we were at that, you know, our machines had broken down and that we'd come back the next day.
I went back to Monkland and I arranged that my first swastika.
These pressure washers are just water.
Graffiti-wise, or if it's like marker, I have the tools, right?
I mean, I'm a graffiti removal expert.
So, you know, I have all this tools.
I'm a graffiti removal expert.
And if it's marker, I have the tools.
Can't you tell?
I mean, maybe I'm introduced to more liars than you.
Maybe I grew up with more junkies.
But when I hear shit like this, I can hear the lies in his speech.
Go ahead.
In order to kind of get rid of that.
But when it's in wood, when it's in Cement, when it's in plastic, you know, you don't know where it's going.
Sometimes it's in glass.
So, you know, there are always different tools that you can use.
And so, you come in here and you kind of just try to be creative.
$52 for a bottle of water and some cement cover-up and my new spatula.
Wait, just pause.
What?
What'd you just say?
A bottle of water.
Yeah, we have access to water.
I thought you said you have to be creative.
Cement cover-up, he said.
Now, I understand that's actually true.
If you see a swastika on cement, a great way to cover it up is cement.
Yes, that's effective.
You have gotten rid of the swastika.
Sure.
But spraying it with a pressure washer?
I thought you'd have like nine things of bleach and some weird turpentine and all kinds.
You should have been at a chemist's if you were going to perpetuate this lie.
But a spakla thing and water and quick-drying cement, that's not your grift, dude.
You forgot your own hustle.
I remember this highway growing up in Montreal.
What a dunce.
What?
What is he doing?
Dedicating this to the 11 people that were massacred at the synagogue in Pittsburgh.
You know, it's an extremely...
Euphoric feeling.
It's something that I've never been able to explain.
It's, you know, my heart's beating.
You know, sometimes my hands are shaking.
Wait a minute.
This is pause.
And obviously our hearts go out to the 17 people that were murdered in Pittsburgh.
We're not trivializing their deaths, but this guy is capitalizing on their deaths.
And if you have a spray jet machine, why didn't you just spray jet out that?
Why did you cover it up with cement?
And also, I didn't see a swastika there.
How half-assed is this?
Go back a bit.
Did he have, was there even a swastika there?
Oh, I sort of see it now, right?
Look at that.
It's like a weak marker.
Surely your water pressure machine can take care of that.
You don't have to lay cement down.
How half-assed can these media reporters get?
Go ahead.
This is that.
It's an extremely euphoric feeling.
It's something that I've never been able to explain.
It's, you know, my heart's beating.
You know, sometimes my hands are shaking.
And this is what I live for.
This is that 15-second.
This is a bulletproof vest.
This is what makes me feel complete as a person.
Thanks for helping out, by the way.
That's it.
CBC Canada in a nutshell.
And that's socialism in a nutshell, where you're so desperate for a story, you will fall for anything.
Can you dig up that State Farm ad?
I could look for it, yeah.
State Farm She Shed.
Let me tell you, I worked in advertising for many years before my ad agency was shut down because I said trans people are mentally ill-gays, which is a hate fact.
And I thoroughly enjoyed being a villain during that time because it's something I actually believe.
This new wave of villainry, this new wave of pillaring where I'm accused of being a hate guy, a hate group leader and a hate monger and whatever, that's not as fun because it's not true.
So being called a racist when you're not a racist is annoying.
Being called a transphobe when you're like, well, if being transphobic means you don't take them seriously, then yeah, sure, you got me.
Islamophobe, yeah, I like that.
Misogynist, sort of homophobe.
No one's phobic of homos.
But anyway, so I bet you this ad was written for a white couple, right?
And that's insulting to men because it's another cuck commercial.
But they made them black at the last second, which changes the context and it becomes even weirder.
So let's just watch some of this commercial.
Lightning struck her she-shed.
She-sheds are a myth, and no black woman on earth has a she-shed.
Somebody burned down my she-shed.
Nobody burned down your she-shed, Cheryl.
Well, my she-shed's on fire.
Your she-shed was struck by lightning.
Zachary, is my she-shed covered by State Farm?
Your she-shed's covered, Cheryl.
You hear that, Victor?
I'm getting a new she-shear she-shed.
She-shear?
Mm-hmm.
That's wonderful news.
Okay.
When'd you last see a black guy attending to a rosebush?
But just go back there for a second.
First of all, why isn't he putting out the fire with the hose?
He has a hose.
You have a hose in your hand.
It's on the lowest possible setting.
I think it's meant to symbolize his flaccid penis.
Yeah.
Look at him.
He's holding a flaccid penis that can't do its job.
A hose's job, besides tending to rose bushes, is to put out fires.
And he can't use it.
He's incapable.
Right.
And now then they make it a black guy.
And by the way, this is how it works in advertising.
You finish the commercial, you write it all out, the client approves it, and then someone in the room goes, how are we doing for diversity?
And you go, oh, duh, duh.
Okay, let's make the postman black and this person Asian.
And you go, well, now it's an Asian guy and he's working on a railroad.
That might be a coolie thing.
And they go, oh, yeah, damn it.
So they keep trying to move the chess pieces around and make people as non-white as possible.
In this one, they said, you know what?
Just make them both black.
But the writer was trying to cuck a white guy.
And now he's cucking a black guy who's still married to his wife, despite 75% of black children being born out of wedlock.
So he represents a small group in that sense, assuming they have kids.
And you've changed the whole context.
So now you're cucking this black man, which I don't think PC culture wants to do.
They want to cuck white guys.
And now they've got some black guy with a flaccid penis dribbling.
I have a theory that they're just going for men altogether.
First, it was men of color, now it's just men.
They're joining us.
First, it was white men, you mean?
Yeah.
Now they want to eviscerate and deball black men.
Diversity amongst emasculation, yeah.
No.
They're going to diversify their emasculation.
They will never focus on black men and make them stupid dummies.
Their agenda is anti-racism is at the very top.
Then fighting Anti-Semitism and then emasculating males.
And you see this, by the way, in sports with all this pink crap where they go, find a catcher in the MLB wearing pink for breast cancer.
Who the fuck doesn't know about breast cancer?
I don't understand breast cancer awareness.
Breast cancer kills about 40,000 women a year, I believe.
That's a lot of women.
Everyone knows about it.
It's always someone's aunt or something.
It's hard to find someone who's not familiar with someone who's died of breast cancer.
Yay!
We need awareness.
Awareness?
I don't believe this.
I think their goal is to make men look like pussies.
Look at this.
There we go.
Ha ha, bitch.
Look at that.
Look at that catcher's mask.
Come on.
You know what's weird is that they say don't look at women like an object of sexuality.
So, you know, let us go topless.
Don't look at us like a sexual item.
So, but you pay attention to our breasts when they're all sick and gross.
That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.
Like, you can't appreciate them when they're healthy, but you can appreciate a sickly breast.
Oh, my God.
That's really, truly the stupidest thing you've ever said in your life.
It's like a Seinfeld bit.
Oh.
Yeah, if Seinfeld was in Tracy Morgan's truck.
So I was watching hockey on the weekend, and I was watching Canadian and American hockey on the weekend.
And I'm watching the American hockey, and there's all of this propaganda through the NHL telling the kids, gay kids, they can play hockey too.
I talked to some guy about this, and he goes, yeah, there's a new initiative with the NHL where they want to show gay kids that gay kids can get involved.
What?
Why?
Who's telling gay kids they can't get involved in hockey?
And then I'm watching Canadian hockey and someone sent this in too.
There's a little commercial sort of playing inside a little bug.
You know how they have those ads for shows?
Like, check out Seinfeld.
And he walks sort of along the bottom of the screen, like a green screen kind of look.
There's a little bug in the corner to promote a new British show called Butterfly about a little boy transitioning into a female.
And you're watching going, why is this on hockey?
This is CBC, right?
It's taxpayer funded.
Why is gay propaganda being forced down our throats when we're trying to watch the hockey game?
These are not particularly homophobic sports.
Hockey is basically just the hardest thing in the world.
It's like moshing.
I think it's harder than boxing.
It killed Alan Thick.
Alan Thick had a heart attack because he was doing the hardest sport there is.
No audio again?
Who is screwing up today?
You're speaking.
Okay, touche.
I want a hopper daughter, not a dead soul.
So let your boys be girls over, or they'll kill themselves.
Do you want your child to die?
No.
Then dress him up as a girl at his slightest whim.
Why is this hockey?
I just wasn't ready to release it.
Maybe for like the women sitting next to their men.
Well, here's my theory.
You ready for this?
Yes.
Women are in the workforce.
Women work at MLB.
They work at the NHL.
They're not really that interested.
So with our money, they go, what should I spend this on?
Oh, I like this show where the little boy's gay.
Can we spend some money on that?
And so they're sitting there.
It's like, I'm finally not in the kitchen anymore.
I'm a liberated woman and I'm not at home spending my husband's money.
I'm out at work spending, wasting my boss's money.
And I think they just do this because the woman who works at ITV and has that little bug to sell is talking to another woman who works at the NHL and they're just like spending men's money.
They're almost like divorced women who get their alimony and are just like, what should I blow this on?
You want to go out for lunch?
And meanwhile, we're sitting at home going, why are there so many homosexuals in my sports?
Meanwhile, you need a reason, just like that New York Times article where it's beholden upon him to prove that these groups are radical.
It's beholden upon you to prove that hockey and baseball is homophobic before you emasculate them by making them wear pink and show everyone that it's okay to be gay.
It's like, you might as well, why don't you go into rap?
Why don't you start attacking the hip-hop community and their homophobic slurs?
And during rap videos, maybe have a bug for the show.
Oh, you don't want to do that?
Okay.
I wonder why, you pussies.
Okay, we're out of time, but before we leave, we started with a fight.
I want to end with a fight.
This was a fight at a sub-place.
I don't mean a place that's below another place.
I mean a place you actually can procure submarine sandwiches.
And it is the most intense fight I've ever seen.
If this fight was in an action movie, it would be Fast and Furious, and you'd probably go, I think Fast and Furious is going a little over the top.
This is a bit rich for the franchise, but it's not rich for the subway store.
Shub shop.
No audio?
Pause it after the headbutt.
Just pause.
I've never seen a headbutt like that.
Now, I'm from Glasgow.
We call it the Glasgow Kiss.
And you're supposed to go and get his nose right on your forehead.
Sometimes you screw up and you hit your nose on his forehead, or sometimes you just headbutt each other like two goats.
But ideally, you're breaking his nose.
Using the top of the head, that is very crafty.
I'm impressed, sir.
This is only the beginning, however, gentlemen.
He does his magic headbutt.
And it works beautifully.
Splits the nose open.
So now he's bleeding.
Now it's on.
And now they're doing these weird moves.
What is that?
Look, he's pretending that he's joking.
He's like, he's pretending to be speakable.
Now he's giggling like the Joker.
And then...
Oh my god!
Holy shit.
Oh, that's a bloodbath.
Oh, that's a bloodbath.
I think the guy who pushed him out the window has a great case.
I was defending myself.
They each got one fantastic.
Well, no, throwing a guy out of plate glass window beats a fairly good headbutt.
That suck.
Look at that.
He must have sliced his legs up too, right?
Because he was sitting on the broken glass.
Yeah, that would suck.
We got to get that guy to ER.
That's all stitched up.
That's all bad.
He's not.
Look at him just pouring with blood.
I haven't seen this part.
By the way, if you're at Subway, you want to get the Italian BMT and Provolone cheese and get lots of jalapenos and banana peppers and then oil and vinegar, but don't add salt because you already got salt with the meat.
Just add pepper.
And wow, I actually might go get one right now.
Thanks for tuning in.
We'll see you tomorrow.
This week, I think we have four episodes.
I should put up a calendar on the site.
But I can't recommend this enough.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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