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June 11, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E20 - AGAIN WITH THE FAKE NEWS
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Go to the video.
She's a Seattle rapper who just recorded her video in a boat show.
I thought that song was cool because, you know, rap is so repetitive and unadventurous, especially this new sort of lazy, what's it called, trap stuff.
And then she takes Disney classical, whatever, band music, and adds her raps to that.
That's unique.
That was a rapper named Do Normal, D-U-N-O-R-M-A-A-L.
And that song was buddy.
I'm launching a site today.
I'm sick of hiding.
We're ready to rock.
I just bought some stickers.
I think it's important when you launch something to buy stuff on the site, to see if it arrives.
I subscribe with my own money and buy my own stickers.
I just got these in the mail.
I only ordered one.
I thought, that's kind of expensive.
But I got a whole bunch of these.
I got about five of each.
Maybe we should make that clear.
Still ironing out some kinks.
I got Joe Biggs on the show today.
Remember him?
Warvet?
Adrenaline junkie.
I wanted to talk to him about a bunch of stuff, but we'll just see what happens when we get there.
Before that, however, maybe we should do a homeless Gavin.
Should we do a homeless Gavin too?
Sure.
All right.
Maybe not.
I got to research when the next one is.
I really want to focus on fake news, though, because it's getting, I don't want to use the word depressing because that's depressing, but it's getting to be a concern when so much of what they put out there, including books,
including the ex-executive editor of the New York Times, writes a piece of absolute garbage where the chapters about me and Vice, I counted 20 major errors, including Vice was started because they got a grant from Haiti.
Yeah, that's what happened.
Dear Haiti, can we have some money to start a newspaper in Montreal?
Yes, no problem.
You can do that.
We will help you.
What?
Haiti's got to be in the bottom 10 worst, shittiest places to be on earth.
I think Port-au-Prince is the rape capital of the world, neck and neck with South Africa and Caracas, Venezuela for crime.
But yeah, they do out grants like it's raining money.
So I want to talk about that, and that's going to take a while.
But before we get heavy and before we talk to Joe, let's look at the news.
Number one story today is Jonathan Van Nies is non-binary.
This is quite a handsome gentleman, raging homosexual.
That's not him there, from the show Queer Eye.
And what's the headline?
God, these ads are getting out of control.
Look at that page.
It's like something out of idiocracy.
Yeah, they don't want you to see the news.
And sometimes they'll start with two ads.
You're looking at an ad.
You go to Daily Mail, and they're showing the videos there spontaneously without you having any say in it.
What's the headline, though?
Queer Eye star Jonathan Van Nee says he's non-binary.
Some days I feel like a woman.
So I'm having trouble understanding this.
What does it mean when someone says that?
Can we see, can you Google image him?
Sure.
Oh, this is the trailer for whatever.
Oh, that so that's Yeah, that's the queer eye trailer.
And those guys, none of them are Jonathan Van Neese.
No, Google image him.
He's got a big kooky mustache like me and a beard and long hair.
Wears a bun, I think, sometimes.
Maybe he's one of the first man-bun dudes.
And he's a gay man.
Let me just guess what this headline means.
Some days I'm a gay man.
And if you have sex with me, you're a gay.
Other days, though, he kind of looks like Ty Richards, doesn't he?
Yeah.
Yes, he does.
See if he can dig up Ty Richards.
So if you have sex with him on those days, you're a homosexual.
And I'm not criticizing you, but you should know that you just had gay sex.
However, if, oh no, it looks nothing like him.
Yeah, it does.
We're doing that thing that people do.
They always do it to me, too.
They'll find someone with glasses and a beard, and they'll go, I found your doppelganger.
And you'll go, no, that's just someone with similar glasses and facial hair, dude.
Yeah, or any Asian with me.
Yeah.
I'll show you a picture of Kim Jong-un.
Yeah, I didn't know Ryan was the president of North Korea.
Exactly.
Anyway, so I want to see more Google image pictures of him.
But some days, if you have sex with him, you're having anal sex with a woman who has a beard.
So sort of like the bearded lady at the circus.
Now, I don't think anyone would call you gay if you had sex with the freak show bearded lady at the circus, right?
God, these t-shirts.
The problem with wearing a t-shirt on a show is you naturally lean forward and you get these bad posture wrinkles.
I kind of puff my chest out.
These shirts are also available on this site, by the way.
So when I see him in drag there, keep showing me pics.
Like that, that's a dude, I think.
He's probably a dude that day.
But let me see another picture of him when he's just like wearing a dress or something.
That's probably a chick.
A chick in a beard.
What if you were attracted to very hairy women with no tits and you would just sort of have an app?
It was part of your grinder app.
And it would sort of send you an alert when Jonathan Van Nietzsch is a woman and you'd go, Oh, good.
I get to have sex with a woman who has an engorged clit and is very hairy.
It's like dating a werewolf.
Like, when the moon comes out, you got to get lost.
What if you're having sex with him and he's like, Oh, yeah, you got me on my woman day.
And then just as you're like really getting into it, he goes, just kidding, I'm a dude today.
And you're like, Yeah, this is him first.
You got to wash your hands and stuff with that.
Is that rape?
Peekaboo.
Yeah, yeah.
See, what a tangled web these people weave with all these made-up terms.
Like Caitlin Jenner, he said he's always been a woman, right?
So his wife, Chris Jenner, whatever, was having sex with a woman in a man's body.
Isn't that kind of rape?
You got to be honest about who you're with.
Patrice O'Neill has that joke that Amy Schumer stole about how when you're having sex with a girl, you swap her out with your buddy.
You swap you out with your buddy.
And there's some funny name for Houdini or something, which is just rape, by the way.
It's a rape joke, I guess.
Go back, go back.
I want to see that one.
That's definitely a woman day.
Yes.
I mean, there are guys that are into female bodybuilders and stuff, so you like the broad shoulders.
Well, it's even more complicated.
The broad shoulders.
Right.
It's even more complicated because couldn't he be identifying as a man and just dressing like a woman that day?
Yeah, that's the other problem.
And the third problem, I think we're being generous when we say three.
The 3,000s and 36ths problem is, I'm not meant to laugh.
Like, is he supposed to, is there an element of humor when he dresses up in drag?
Like, let's see another picture where he's just dancing around.
There's some where he's just dancing and he's got high-heeled shoes on, but he's dressed like me.
And you go, is there an element of fun to that?
I'm sure he'd say yes.
Okay.
Well, now that it's fun, is there humor associated with that fun?
Like, am I supposed to look at him and be dead serious?
Because I'm sorry, for better or for worse, I've been brainwashed to think you look funny.
Like, that's amusing to me.
What are we supposed to do when we see that?
That's not a gay man.
That's a hairy woman for the day.
Tomorrow, it might not be.
God, have you noticed?
I think there's an element of megalomania to all this.
When you say, these are the pronouns you use when you talk to me, you have to tune in to know what gender I am that day.
It's very me, me, me, me, isn't it?
Yeah.
And the look, like I grew up with MASH.
MASH is funny.
Remember Klinger?
He was a guy who was trying to be, to look crazy.
So he dressed up in drag and it was on a comedy show.
So you would see this.
He looks Iranian.
It's funny now that you're older, you know, like the ethnicity of everyone.
Back then, he was just like had a big nose and black hair.
So that's funny.
You're supposed to laugh your head off at that.
Okay?
Got it?
Or Mrs. Deltfire.
That was funny.
You're supposed to laugh your head off at that.
Or Chris Farley.
Chris Farley, most of what Chris Farley did was crack up Adam Sandler by dressing in drag.
So that's that.
Like, what if he was being serious there?
Am I supposed to say, hi, how's it going?
That's what I meant in that article I wrote years ago, Transphobia is Perfectly Natural, about how, come on, the idea that we're just like, oh, hi, Jill, how's it going?
You would be very uncomfortable.
If your dad showed up, what if your dad was Caitlin Jenner?
Or what if you were Caitlin Jenner, Sophia's dad?
Remember him?
That was a guy.
He looked like kind of a nerdy.
He was a nerdy Ben Shapiro dude who was a little too Christian, a little too Catholic, a little too conservative for dad.
Dad was like, wow, you got to take it easy.
And then the next day, like in no time, he goes from, hey, man, we have to really stop this rock and roll.
It's getting out of control.
People are dancing in the streets.
I think it should be illegal, but especially gays.
They should be illegal.
And you go, wow, you sure care about gays a lot.
And then the next day, now he's like 22 and Caitlin Jenner is 100.
So it's already a bummer that your young daughter is dating such an older dude.
But I mean, inevitably at some point, this sex act is going to creep into dad's head.
And he's going to think, a man's penis goes in my son's bum and they both have tits.
It's like a Hieronymus Bosch painting.
Sounds like a bad thing.
Yeah, there he is.
Show that.
Hieronymus Bosch.
So like you, you haven't seen him in a while and you're like, how's your son?
Things have changed.
Oh, what's going on?
He's a weird looking.
She looks like a Jar Jar Binks had a baby with Paris Hilton.
Oh, okay.
Well, at least has he found someone he loves?
Yeah, Geriatric who talks weird.
Harry, how are your boys?
We're fine.
We're fine.
There was a fire.
The dogs, they're always into their dogs, these weirdos, right?
Yeah.
Sanskrit and Donovan are fine.
Come here, boy.
And of course, Shelly's outside chasing squirrels again.
That's sort of her want.
Sorry, you're weird.
Or Jack and Jill.
We've talked about this before.
Jack and Jill, you're meant to laugh your head off at that.
But not if they're not kidding.
So again, with this whole attention thing, you see something that has been funny for centuries.
I'm sure cavemen put hay on their hair and was like, hug, hug, ooga, ooga, pooka.
And everyone went, oh, that's not a cave lady.
And then all of a sudden we have to go, wait, are you kidding?
By the way, Jack and Jill, I'm starting this new thesis, new hypothesis.
I may have to get a PhD in it.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Adam Sandler is not remotely funny at all.
Like after Chris Farley died, no, after he did that song on SNL, a beautiful song about Chris Farley, that's my buddy, Chris Farley.
I started watching old, and we did it on the show, right?
We used watching old sketches of Chris Farley and Adam Sandler, and I'm going, what's, there's no riff here.
They're just, it's Adam Sandler giggling at Chris Farley and Dreg every single sketch.
They're not funny.
Chris Farley's funny.
He stands up.
But Adam's.
And then I started looking at the old movies, like Little Chucky and this piece of crap.
Look at this piece of crap.
Turn it up.
I don't know.
I promise you.
She isn't subtle.
Joe, this is Otto.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
He's homeless, right?
Are you whispering with a bullhorn or something?
Everybody here is a little bit more.
It's kind of senior's humor.
I put a little list together of things I want to do before I leave.
Studio tour, beach, horseback riding.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
I just cracked it.
He's humor for 80-year-olds.
He's a very funny guy that you would watch at a senior center.
He's geriatric humor.
Yeah.
And same with all the SNL stuff.
Adam Sandler is for people in hospice.
What else?
In other important news, lemonade stands are legal in Texas.
I know what you're saying.
Gav, did you pluck that from the boring tree?
That's jokes.
That sucks.
Did you pick that from the sucky joke tree?
Well, I thought, ooh, wait a minute, Gav.
Lemons come from trees.
Why don't you throw that in somehow?
And then I got muddled up.
You took lemons and made a shitty joke.
You give me lemonade and I make lemons.
Yeah, there's a video of this.
And this is great because it's the government fighting back against the government, which used to be commonplace.
That was Reagan's thing all the time.
I hate the government.
And it just, this is symbolic.
I find it very symbolic because we have illegals doing kids jobs.
They're losing their economic libido.
We don't encourage them to be entrepreneurs.
The whole culture of lemonade stands is get out there, do something, talk to people, deal with business, give change.
All those little things are kind of a way of saying to your kids, capitalism is cool.
And in an era where Alexandria Orquezio-Cortez is telling everyone that socialism is cool and it's working, it's nice to see someone saying, no, actually, making money, exchanging money, giving change is cool.
Let's hear that.
Kids to sell lemonade at lemonade stands.
We had to pass it because police shut down a lemonade stand here in Texas.
So kids.
no.
What an informative video.
Thanks, politician.
Cheers.
He needs his own show.
That sucked.
No, but I'm really excited and happy to see that.
Remember, John Stossel did something in New York where he tried to sell lemonade, and he was allowed to set up the stand.
He was allowed to have the lemonade, and he could exchange money, I believe, as long as he gave the money back and they didn't touch their lips.
Wow.
Because people might get poisoned.
Oh, you might be selling poison there.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
For years, kids have set up stands like this.
But today, watch out.
The police may bust you.
I was like really scared because I didn't know what was going to happen.
We were just selling luminade in our front yard for about three days.
She looks like she's 35.
Yeah, is that Rachel Trash?
Wait, is that a little girl with tons of makeup on?
Yeah.
What are you doing, lady?
Kids shouldn't wear makeup till they're at least 14.
She's got more makeup than her mom.
Girls, you have to make it.
Anyway, we get it.
We get it.
We get it.
All right.
Let's talk to Joe briefly about, I don't know what.
I just missed the guy.
And we're going to be Did I?
Yes.
No, no, on the podcast.
On the podcast.
It's right.
Yes.
Well, I want to announce it here.
Do you have the logo, the picture?
Free speech.
It's going to be July 6th.
I hate wearing suits in July.
I'm very sensitive to the heat as a Scottish person.
I could be nude in the snow.
Zero problem.
But there we go.
So that's going to be a real roaster.
I bet Antifa's going to show up and try to fight us, which is so boring.
They're not a worthy adversary.
You can fistfight them and just kill them, or they can bring weapons and pepper spray you and smash you in the back of the head with a lock or a stick.
It's not really the ideal fighting scenario.
You either get stabbed from behind or you beat up some child with skinny arms because his professor dad never taught him anything about sports.
Yeah, I do not miss those guys at all.
What do you mean?
They used to be a big part of your life?
Yeah, I forgot they existed.
They might be there again.
Yep.
Yeah, they're going to be back in your life, dude.
I hope the hell not.
All right, let's talk to Joe.
Bumper.
Oh, yes.
Let me bump it up.
My face mask on.
Joe Biggs, are you there, sir?
Hell yeah.
What's going on, brother?
What, you got a Harley behind you there?
Yeah, it's a Softail Slim S. It's a limited edition World War II messenger bike that they kind of did.
It's got the OD green, the beige, you know, Army star to it, and then it's got a leather satchel where you would hold the messages to deliver, you know, on enemy lines or whatever.
It's pretty gnarly, but I added some custom pipes and shit like that.
You know, I think that was the origin of Cool.
The World War II vets came back to small-town America, and they had their motorcycles.
They were riding all over North Africa, and they were badasses, and they've seen death and violence and had prostitutes, and they've lived life.
And then they come back, and everyone's a nerd, and they think they go rebel without a cause, and the wild ones, they get leather jackets, and they get into trouble.
And the next thing you know, you have biker gangs and tough guys.
Yeah, I live like right in the middle of all that in Daytona Beach.
I mean, you've got the Outlaw Motorcycle Club, you've got the Nomads, you've got everybody.
I mean, this is like the pinnacle of outlaw motorcycle gang territory.
Are they really that bad?
Every time I watch a documentary about organized crime, even the mafia, I go, well, what?
Some guy owed you a bunch of money for gambling, you broke his kneecaps.
Or more specifically, bikers.
The worst it seems to get is that they sell speed.
Okay, so does CBS.
Pretty much sense about it.
I mean, other than that, it's just like one giant family that will never betray you.
And if that guy does betray you, he's dealt with.
Outside of that, it's, you know, these guys are tight, man.
I mean, they roll together in big groups.
They go riding all the time, have cookouts, party, naked chicks everywhere, drinking.
I mean, it's really a good time.
What a horrible threat to society.
We need to throw these men in prison.
How dare they?
Look at every single kid in college right now is on Adderall.
If you look at a bottle of Adderall, it says methamphetamine sulfate.
It is speed.
So the government is selling speed.
Why can't the gangs?
I don't know.
They don't like them cutting into their territory and taking money away from their pockets.
I mean, really, that's all it is.
Until they can get a grasp on how to control marijuana and make their money off of it, that's why it's going to be illegal.
Yeah.
And I love drugs.
They come in very handy sometimes.
Hey, man, sometimes you just got to take some ecstasy, you know?
Well, Steve Jobs said that acid is why Apple exists because it expanded his mind.
Now, I can't take drugs now.
I'm too old.
But what's that weird cricket sound?
Is that going to be on the final tape?
I can't take drugs now because I'm too old and I can't handle it.
But in your heydays, expanding your mind with psilocybin and LSD, I don't know.
Kind of made me.
Wait, so there's like a, you get to a point where you can't take him anymore?
I haven't, I've never heard of that.
Oh, yeah.
Well, first of all, cocaine would give me a heart attack.
But when you have a mortgage and taxes and lawsuits, being on LSD, I'm getting butterflies just talking about it.
Yeah, I never got into that.
I mean, mushrooms, on the other hand, I think that's an amazing experience.
And yeah, I mean, the things you think about, the things, the conversations you have, the places you go, the way that you look at stuff in an, you know, at a way that you never would have thought about looking at something, it really expands a lot.
I mean, hey, I'm not saying I've ever done it, but I've definitely done it.
Well, also, it gives you this mental strength.
Like, if I have hiccups, I'll just go, I don't want these anymore.
And then they're gone.
I just can't.
I got to try that con.
Also, Joe, with you, I don't think you could bad trip because you've had your fear glands removed by being overseas in battle.
Yeah, I don't have those bad trips.
I've always heard about people doing that.
Like my ex-wife, I remember the first time I gave her mushroom, she just cried the whole time.
I was like, you're depressing.
Go lock yourself in the bedroom and leave you alone while I watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and, you know, like have a riot.
But that stuff for me is fun.
Remember last year we were talking about that accident you had with the Humvee where you went over an IED?
I was confusing with IUDs.
And you're in the air, your pens going like this.
Then you land, you think you're dead.
Do you think that changed you forever?
Well, of course.
I mean, all these experiences like that, I mean, that definitely changes your outlook on stuff too.
I mean, once you've kind of been to the edge, you know, the rest of your life, you're kind of either okay with it or you're trying to chase that again.
And I've kind of find myself trying to chase that now.
Like I'm always trying to push the limits to get myself back to that exhilarating moment, that rush of almost dying.
And you never can.
I think the closest I got to it was spending like a month in Ferguson when I was being shot at by both the cops and the, you know, the freaking locals and stuff.
And being in the middle of that filming that, you know, and Maltov cocktails going over your head and shit like that.
I mean, that was pretty intense.
I mean, I won't lie, but still, that'll never be as close as to being in a vehicle and being launched through the air and, you know, your heads ricocheting off metal and shrapnels going through the vehicle and your friends' faces caving in from smashing into a .50 caliber machine gun.
You know, that's kind of hard to get back to, but I find myself on that spectrum where I'm trying to chase that near-death high because I think that's the only time I really ever felt alive is when I actually survived that rush you get afterwards.
I mean, it really, it's intense, man.
It's really intense.
So when I see you down by the border and you're filming illegals coming over and you're risking getting shot by the cartels because they're the ones that are profiting off of this, you're really just chasing that adrenaline high that you got in, where was it, Iraq?
Yeah, and Afghanistan as well.
Is that why you're doing all this?
Pretty much.
I mean, I think when I got offered that job at InfoWars and Alex said, hey, I want to put you out there in the streets, out there in the field doing stuff.
And I, you know, this was kind of right at this time when all this violence was erupting all over the country and all these terror attacks all over the world were happening.
You know, I kind of got to throw myself back into that without being in the military.
And I kind of got to chase that rush again.
And it kind of made me fall in love with something I never thought I'd ever be doing.
I mean, quite honestly, if you would have asked me when I first got to Iraq what I'd see myself doing 10, 15 years down the road, it'd be like a welder, you know, or something like that.
You know, a wannabe professional surfer who just never made the pros, but just surfs all day and smokes pot and like, you know, like lays on the beach stoned out of his mind.
I never thought I'd actually be like in Paris, you know, covering the Paris attacks and going on raids with police and shit like that.
I mean, that's it's this intensity and you want to go follow it.
You want the chaos and you want to be in the middle of it because it makes you feel alive.
Maybe that's why journalism sucks so badly these days is because they're all pussies.
Yeah, they are.
I mean, that's the fucking truth, hands down.
There's way too many pussies out there, way too many people scared.
Like when you go to like, for Ferguson, for instance, when we would go out there and we're in the middle of the riots and all that, the cops would have this, you know, the do-not-cross police tape everywhere.
And the little journalists, they would sit there and they go, okay, we won't go out there.
And me and Jakari would say, F that.
We'd sneak under that shit.
The cops would be like aiming their guns with the red dots on it, going, hey, get back here, get back here.
We're like, screw you.
We're going to go out here where it's actually fun.
You know, that's what you're supposed to do when you did this job.
That's what you should have wanted to do when he became a journalist is to go find out what's going on, what's really happening, not sitting here going, okay, officer, I'll just sit over here.
Thank you.
Just please hand me the paper on what to say afterwards.
Like, no, you're a huge vagina if you do that.
I'm not going to call it fake news anymore.
I'm going to call it pussy news.
Yeah, exactly.
No pussy gets news.
And journalists today don't get pussy.
Joe, thanks for coming on the show.
It's good seeing you.
Let's check back again soon.
Hell yeah, dude.
Thanksgiving Day, that's sweet like a pumpkin.
That's how it tastes, time every night.
I love that guy.
You know, I heard a cop saying that to me the other day, too.
He used to work in the projects in the Lower East Side when they were really bad in the 80s, and he goes, I kind of miss it.
It was like hunting humans.
He would have to go up the stairs in the blackness, worried about getting shot at.
And he misses it.
Different kind of dude.
I'm not that brave.
We have some breaking news.
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All right.
James O'Keeffe just released this right now.
We'll get him on the show, if not today, probably tomorrow.
And Pinterest has just been caught shadow banning anything remotely conservative or Christian.
Play that video.
Megan.
What are we looking at here?
It seems to be a bunch of XXX and porn websites, and then there appears to be the live action website.
What are we looking at here?
You're looking at pins with domains that are blocked.
Any domain on the porn block list, you can't make a pin like that.
And I happened to discover this because of a Slack thread talking about pro-life content, and somebody happened to notice that liveaction.org was blocked.
And so I was pretty surprised, and I went to our porn domain block list, and then sure enough, I found live action on there.
LiveAction is a group founded by Lila Rose that tries to educate people about the pro-life movement.
Liveaction.org was added to a porn block list.
That means that if you try to make a pin that links to liveaction.org, you won't be allowed to.
The pin won't be created.
Okay.
Megan works.
God, that guy is not exactly following our get fire.
Wait, who's this, Megan?
Chick?
Every time I say go away is when it gets juicy.
Who's that now?
Megan McClellan, Law Enforcement and Government Operations, Lego Program Manager.
Okay, so she's behind all this censorship?
Go back just to pube.
One pube going.
I don't hear anything.
The pin won't be created.
Can you try to make a pin that links to liveaction.org?
You won't be allowed to.
Okay.
Megan works on the trust and safety team and on government operations, and she was the one who added liveaction.org to the porn domain block list.
After reaching out to the past, doesn't this, are we seeing a pattern here too?
It's a lot of childless women talking about how important abortion is and how we have to kill.
I'm going to send you an article right now I just saw when we were setting up the show.
It's a feminine, well, maybe you can find it, LifeSite News.
Okay, the headline is, feminist author, abortion is a form of killing that we need to be able to defend.
Sophie Lewis, who teaches at the Brooklyn Institute for Social Research, touts her book, Full Surrogate Now, Feminism Against Family, as a radical feminist defense of abortion and maternal surrogacy.
She argues that more paid maternal surrogacy is needed.
You got that?
So we see that woman, Megan, who I'll bet the farm she's childless and alone and thinks it's empowering to be used as a slut.
This woman, I guarantee, is the same, just a booty call.
Who, by the way, all you feminists who think you cracked the code, you are the victims.
It's the males that have cracked the code.
They get free sex.
They get the milk for free and they don't have to buy the cow.
So you got bamboozled by your own rhetoric.
And then similarly, we had April Glazer was the one who got Proud Boys and all the conservatives kicked off Chase Bank, including, by the way, Joe Biggs.
Joe Biggs was booted from Chase, thanks to April Glazer, who I also will bet a farm is childless.
Hell of a pattern here.
And by the way, before we get on to April Glazer, there she is.
Oh, wait, what's that picture with me and her together?
Email leak show, quote-unquote, journalists reportedly blah, blah, blah.
Huh.
By the way, before we abandon the previous Pinterest thing, another thing on their banned list was not just a pro-life site, but white supremacists, which you understand, you don't want the Pinterest to be polluted with swastikas and stuff, was white supremacist Ben Shapiro.
Go back to James' Twitter.
Ben Shapiro is apparently a dangerous white supremacist.
And when I first read it, I was naive enough to go, wait, really?
Was he caught on some secret chat going, we all know the whites are superior even to me, the Jew?
But no, he's one.
No, no, it's not in that video, I don't think.
It's in another one of his tweets.
You can show them.
There we go.
There we go.
Turn it up, dude.
Like Ben Shapiro's commentary, for instance, goes from identified to censored.
So we actually have an image from this.
I guess this is a Slack thread that you've uncovered, right?
It is.
And this is Ifioma or Ify Ozoma calling Ben Shapiro a white supremacist.
Some would say that, well, that's just her giving her opinion on a private Slack board.
What do you say to that?
So this was actually in a war room where policymakers were making decisions about content.
And there was follow-up action made to these posts.
And she even references the action in that thread.
Yeah, we got it.
We believe you.
We understand.
James wouldn't be talking about it if it was just a rumor.
Wouldn't it suck if you worked at Pinterest in web development and you coincidentally had a voice that was like that?
And people would come up to you today and go, Hey, asshole, I saw what you did.
I saw you on James O'Keefe's show.
Oh, that wasn't me.
I just have a witness protection voice.
We paid him in cookies.
And the guy's also, he's African, and he's super, super, super dark black.
One of the blackest guy you've ever seen.
He's like, look, I know that there's going to be a lot of people accusing me of talking to James O'Keefe.
That was not me.
You would have been able to see my eyes and my teeth at the very least.
Okay, so April, and by the way, that black woman, I bet you she's childless too.
But the April Glazer thing brings us back to yesterday's news and where we were also talking about this New York Times story that said that Paul Joseph Watson, I mean, go back to that.
Go to that link.
I was looking at some of the faces on this link, and one of them is Milton Friedman.
The New York Times thing.
New YorkTimes.com.
The top.
This is the New York Times one.
That's not the New York Times, you fucking dunce.
Oh.
Have you ever seen the New York Times?
Here's one little clue, Ryan, that you're looking at the New York Times.
Oh.
The font is Times.
Times Record.
Do you ever heard of Times Square?
They're both named after the New York Times.
Got it.
He's looking at some cheap blog.
Is this the largest news institution in the history of man?
No, dude.
Anyway, I was looking at this again today, and there's so much benign stuff.
Like, first of all, at the bottom, you've got Chank Uger and Alex Jones having a discussion.
Isn't that a good thing?
Or underneath, yeah, look at that.
You see the bald guy right underneath the header there with the glasses?
That's Milton Friedman, the most well-respected economist, definitely in modern history, but possibly in all of history.
And then you've got Bill Whittle right above me there, who's an absolute genius, not remotely radical.
There's Cowlin, who was also in trouble yesterday.
Of course, there's the white supremacist Ben Shapiro.
And Philip DeFranco is really pissed off.
You've got it zoomed in on this, so we can't see it.
But the guy on the left there, whose face is cropped, no, way, way over there.
Hello?
Yep, yep, yep, hold on.
Why are you zooming in so much?
Oh, good.
There.
That's Philip DeFranco in the blue shirt.
And you see the woman in the green right below him with the green body?
That's a liberal commentator.
And if you read the article itself, and Paul Joseph Watson, as usual, really hit the nail on the head on this.
If you read the article itself, that's all the evidence you need.
It shows you a guy who was curious.
He felt alone and embarrassed for himself.
He's a white, young white male, and the media tells those people they suck.
Then they started seeing YouTubers that say, no, don't trust the media.
There's a lot of fake news out there.
Be dubious.
And then he starts going, huh?
Then he starts going really dangerously far right, like Milton Friedman, ooh, and me and Lauren Southern, Stephan Molyneux, and blah, blah, blah.
And then those same algorithms that brought him there bring him to liberal commentators, like the green lady I just showed you, and he becomes a liberal.
So the point of this article was meant to be, I got sucked into this, what's it called, a decentralized cult.
I got sucked into this decentralized cult, and I was alt-right, and it was scary.
And then somehow, magically, I was saved.
I don't know.
I guess Mormons showed up in the middle of the night and threw me in a van and deprogrammed me.
No, YouTube's algorithms saved you.
So the premise of this entire piece is wrong.
And here's two more things.
One, he admits he was never alt-right.
He never went that far.
He checked it out.
He saw a Jared Taylor video.
God forbid you heard someone radical say a radical thing.
Get this innocent child away from those ideas.
And secondly, one of the criticisms with all these videos he saw was that he learned that Muslim immigrants are ruining the West.
And one of the videos he saw was by this woman who says, that's her right there.
What's her name?
According to Kevin Roos' New York Times piece, Kane watched videos that convinced him that Western civilization was under threat from Muslim immigrants.
Mimi al-Laham.
Three of those videos were produced by Mimi al-Laham, a Muslim immigrant living in Australia.
I am a Muslim immigrant, she says.
So the writer of this article, Kevin Roos, is implying that I somehow caused Caleb to hate myself.
What an absolute shit show.
And this is why I wanted to bring this up, because it's not a freak accident.
I mean, we just had that Gamergate guy.
I think he calls himself Dr. Pizza.
Not related to Pizzagate, but weird.
And he was a guy, very left-wing dude, and he was talking about fascism in gaming and blah, blah, blah, a liberal guy.
And he's just been arrested for soliciting child porn.
That doesn't make the left look very good.
And it makes the alt-right, I'm using their verbiage, like Cernovich and Cassandra Fairbanks.
They're not alt-right, but they were seen as alt-right by places like the Times.
It makes them look good because they were right that pedophiles loom in these far-left places.
That's the guy.
That guy wants to see your children naked.
And the Times totally ignored it.
The Times chose this idiotic YouTube is dangerous piece, which contradicts itself, over a prominent pedophile.
What is going on?
And I'll tell you what's going on.
It goes back to April Glazer saying to Chase Bank, did you know that you were helping a hate group spread hate?
It's journalists as activists, and they're telling lies.
If you read an Antifa blog, it's going down, it's called, you'll just see nothing but lies.
And journalists are now not just working With Antifa, they are Antifa and they use the same tactics and they're lazy and they're pussies.
So all these things your parents are reading about what you do or the people that you like or all of these Thanksgivings that are ruined, all these Christmases that are ruined because that guy's he supports Trump and he's a Nazi now.
It's all based on lies.
And I just, I got a sort of a bad feeling this morning.
Sorry to bum everyone out, but I was just thinking, like that New York Times story is nothing.
Almost everything that all these liberals say in bars and stuff and spout out is all bullshit.
And I talk to people, I get letters to the mailbag.
Oh, I hope we have time for that.
Where people say, yeah, my friends aren't speaking anymore.
My sister isn't speaking to me anymore because I said that, you know, guns in Australia or they said gays are getting killed all the time.
They brought up Stonewall and Matthew Shepard.
And I'm reading it, going, yeah, but all of that shit your cousin is saying is fake news.
Like the Matthew Shepard story, for example.
Matthew Shepard was not crucified by homophobes who hated gays.
That was a total and utter lie.
Matthew Shepard was a meth head, and he was murdered by two other meth heads in a drug deal gone wrong because he was hanging out with...
So he went to hell and got burned.
And one of the guys that killed him, he used to have sex with when they would do meth together.
Similarly, I think we talked about this about Chadwick the other day, Chadwick Moore.
I was trying to get Chadwick Moore to write a book about these, but he doesn't want to be the gay guy, even though he's a gay guy.
Stonewall.
So Stonewall, the chief of police in New York just apologized to, I don't know, gays, non-binary people with beards and dresses about Stonewall because the police busted Stonewall because it was a gay bar.
No, that's not true.
The mafia ran every slightly weird bar, right?
And gay bars were considered weird.
So the mafia would steal liquor from trucks and they'd sell it at gay bars.
Obviously at a huge markup, zero to whatever you make off a bottle of booze.
The cop who turned his back on the mob's payoffs, this is a cop who facilitated the murder.
Go back to that article.
He's the one who busted Stonewall.
And he did it after refusing money from the mob.
He led the raid.
Deputy Inspector Seymour Pine was his name.
And he said later, we weren't concerned about the gays.
We were concerned about the mafia.
So that wasn't a gay.
And it was a riot that went on, I don't know, for two days, three days, and gays just wrecking everything.
So the latest news with that, see if you can dig this up.
You know the problem with that now?
The statue that's there is a white male.
So they're going to erect two more statues.
One is a black guy and the other is trans.
Now, it turns out that the trans guy wasn't there for the beginning of the riot and he just got a call that there's a riot going on like eight hours in.
He's like, yeah, let's go and fuck shit up.
That sounds fun.
And he just went there and started smashing stuff.
The black dude has a similar story where he was on drugs and he fell asleep for half the thing.
He wasn't this great arbiter of rioting back then.
He was not the spearhead of this political action.
Both the trans guy and the black guy were ancillary loafers who just, oh, God, who just happened to be around that day.
And by the way, it was 1969.
Kind of a horny number.
Can we move on?
It's before I was born, and I'm old as hell.
So that got me going, too.
So Stonewall was BS.
Matthew Shepard was BS.
This New York Times story is BS.
I was in a bar the other day and some guy was a liver pudlian.
What do they call those, a scouser?
And he lives in Australia.
And he's like, yeah, your gun laws here.
You know that sing-song-y voice they have?
Your gun laws here lead to mouth shootings.
It's a lilt.
And the gun laws in Australia, they stopped all the shootings.
And there hasn't been one since.
And I'm like, are you in the fucking Beatles?
Shut up.
And I said, you're wrong.
Here's the thing.
Here's the truth about Australia's gun laws.
And I'm sorry to bore you with all this minutiae about these hate facts, but it's indicative of a much bigger pattern.
This was mass shootings and crime in Australia.
In 1996, there was a horrific shooting.
I think it was in Tasmania.
Could have been the Tasmanian Devil for all we know.
And they had a big buyback where they bought back the guns.
Leave the charts up there.
And the crime kept...
And go to the armed robberies there.
Armed robberies skyrocketed after this.
Now, mass shootings did go down.
That's a shooting involving four or more people.
That went down.
But they were already going down.
If you look at the chart, it's like this.
And the gun buyback is here.
And yeah, they bought guns from a bunch of innocent people that weren't going to use them for crime.
And then Australians started buying guns again because they missed their gun that the government bought back.
So they bought new guns.
Now they have more guns than they had before the buyback.
So the Australian gun law did not work.
But they won't shut up about it.
It's a fucking myth.
All of these things are myths.
Myth after myth after myth.
And the frustrating thing about being remotely on the right is you have to have all these things memorized and know their mistakes.
It's sort of like flat earthers, where they'll go, oh yeah, how come on a hot day I can see Chicago from Detroit or blah, blah, blah, whatever their stupid thing is?
You have to already be familiar with that and say, well, what's happening there is you have the condensation of the lake and that is refracting your vision and the light up to make you see the skyline.
I don't want to memorize all the reasons the earth is not flat, but you have to because these people go off in tangents and they make policy based on tangents.
Look at the NYC 9 facing prison time due to lies.
The same lie that April Glazer said to get Chase Bank to debank conservatives, where she said they engaged in political violence.
No, they defended themselves after they were ambushed.
And by the way, the EPA does the same thing.
they say, air quality has done nothing but improve since the Environmental Protection Agency showed up to save the day.
Yeah, it was going up like this at 45 degrees.
You're plonked in the middle here.
The cleaner air was inevitable.
You don't get to take credit for that.
Yeah, I started drinking beer, and then I got really old over the course of 30 years.
I wrote a skateboard for 10 years, and the next thing I know, I'm bald.
Skating makes you bald.
And so that brings us to Jill Abramson's book, Merchants of Truth.
It's ironically titled.
What's that?
It's the Merchants of Truth Sting.
And just to explain Ryan's terrible joke, he thinks it's funny to play the Sultans of Swing from Dire Straits when I mention Jill Abramson's book.
What?
What is it called?
Because Sultans of Swing sounds like Merchants of Truth.
Merchants of Truth.
It's like a thing, like a Sultan, a merchant.
You and Adam Sandler need to go on a seniors tour.
The shuffleboard tour.
The Bocce Ball Boys.
Bocce Ball Boys.
And it just takes me back to Naomi Wolf, who said, did you know that back in the day, they used to kill guys just for being gay?
And she learns on air during an interview.
Oh, Jesus with the ads, that what's going on is death was recorded, is written down in the legal documents, in the court papers.
It doesn't mean they were killed.
It means they were going for the death penalty and it didn't happen.
So death was recorded as an option, but it wasn't used.
So they weren't killing them.
And they weren't killed for being gay.
They were gays who had raped children, murdered people.
Sodomy happened to be part of their crime.
And Naomi Wolf, by the way, has fucked up many times before.
She wrote a book back in Bill Clinton days that said something like 80% of women have an eating disorder.
I think she just meant 80% of women are careful about what they eat.
And she turned that into bulimia.
But the bigotry of low expectations and female privilege means that we let these broads get away with it.
When I write a book, I have to spend like two hours with a lawyer going through every sentence, fact-checking, talking to people, changing names if they don't give me permission to tell that particular story.
That's what all normal authors have to do.
But for some reason, Jill and Naomi get to just barf out gossip based on hunches.
And it's a fact.
And this just happened today with this guy, who wrote this marriage book.
You got to see his face, his glasses.
You just want to crush them.
Let's see.
Go down.
Look at his face.
Look at that face.
That's like Tony Stark glasses.
Paul Dolan's here, everyone.
Oh, no.
You know, when you're sitting at the bar and you hear someone come in and you're like, oh, I hope this is Dennis.
And then he pokes his head in and he goes, hey, guys.
And you go, oh, fuck.
Paul Dolan?
Jesus, I got to get his schedule so I'm never here at the same time as him.
He's like, what's good?
Yeah.
Hi, Gary.
Can I get a Vaikatonic and a large water and a frozen raspberry margarita?
And a dildo.
He looks like he can't make up his mind whether he wants to be like a dog trainer or a stylist.
Yeah, he's both.
Dog stylist.
Your dog comes back with a fucking buffon.
So he does this study and he writes a book that proves to you that marriage sucks and women are less happy when they're married.
I love that title.
It's total bullshit.
It's total shisa.
So here's what happened.
Here's his unbelievable mistake.
And I guess I just said woman privilege and here is a man getting away with it.
So I just contradicted myself.
But there's this study that says, hey, how are you doing in this marriage?
And she goes, fine, great.
And then when he's, what's the word they use?
Absent.
Like when he goes to the other room, they say, now, how do you feel?
And she goes, I'm fucking miserable.
And they go, oh, so women only said they were happy in marriage when the guy's right there ready to smack her, as men always do.
So she has, when he's in the other room, we get the real truth.
He misread the definition of absent.
He's not in the other room.
He's in the other state.
They're divorced.
So this entire book is based on the mistake, the misnomer that absent means over there.
No, absent, gone, not in the picture anymore at all.
Which means she's more happy when she's married and less happy when she's unmarried.
Your whole book's crap.
Jill Abramson's whole book is crap.
Nomi Wolfe's death recorded.
Whole book is crap.
New York Times, front page story.
This guy was radicalized.
What?
He's a liberal now.
Whole story's crap.
Whole front page is crap.
The statues in Stonewall, all based on lies.
All based on crap.
Matthew Shepard is the Jesus, the martyr of gay violence, all based on crap.
crap crap fake news clown world Anyway, let's look at the mailbag.
We're over time.
Brian, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
I'm getting to know that song now.
He's layered his own voice and made it sound like a beautiful chorus of five young men with perfect thighs.
Short shorts.
By the way, new rules, speaking of shorts.
You may not wear shorts.
Men may not wear shorts if the high of the day goes below 84.
So if it's going to be, if the high is 84 and up, go bananas.
I'm not going to tell you what to do.
But 83, just tough it out and wear pants.
You can wear thin materialed pants.
And I know that makes your keys look weird.
It makes them bulge out.
Here's a solution to that.
And you can have this, Fashion Designers.
This is a free tip.
Make the pocket material As thick as denim.
The pants can be as thin as gauze.
But if the don't take me literally, you know what I'm saying.
But if the pocket material was super thick, you wouldn't have these bulging keys.
Like, you know, when you wear thin pants and your keys are all like this, like tumors?
You can avoid that with thick pocket material.
So yeah, I want to make that clear.
No shorts if it's under 84 degrees at any point during the day.
And no flip-flops ever.
What about the beach?
Wear your chucks to where you're going to put your towel down, and then the sand will be warm enough or cool enough that you can walk on.
Wear your chucks to the beach.
I don't want to see your stupid flip-flops ever.
Ever.
They're abolished.
The title of this letter is Brad Pitt, 10 out of 10, Kink Guy and POYB, Update on Getting Late Experiment.
In case you missed it, not only am I the guy Ryan now has a man crush on, but I'm also the guy that was assaulted when standing with two black Israelites.
Every time I see that word, I think of that song.
Get up in the morning, don't find it, don't they?
I want to hunt it with the food.
Hey, Israelites.
I want to hunt it with the food.
Desmond Decker?
Yeah.
I want to hunt it with the food.
I want to hunt it with the food.
So that every mouth can be fed.
Oh, me Israelites.
What a nice day.
a jam that is holy crud.
That's pretty nice.
That's the original ska that's that's the rude boys that's the origin of skinheads and mods and the specials and all that stuff goes back to Desmond Decker.
He was the OG So he says this so the guy we were talking about yesterday in the letters page the melt-in-your-mouth gorgeous ah just swimming pools for eyes breathtakingly hot man Lars was also the guy assaulted with two black Israelites when Trump visited London last week and he said we were also featured in the only unbiased Vox.com article ever written now you know you'll notice that sometimes you'll see liberal
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