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June 7, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E18 - ALL I WANNA DO IS FIGHT

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	All I wanna do is leave it with the Saturday, don't you fucking talk to me.
	Thank you.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
	So we're trying out a new thing.
	This is we're trying out the live software stuff, but the technician on the other end is on speakerphone, Ryan.
	Is that going to come through on the mics?
	A little bit.
	Okay.
	He might have bled through a little.
	I got in a fight this morning.
	I think that, ah, oh, oh, oh.
	Here's what happened.
	One of the guys that spars is like this world champion, sort of a senior guy, which I know doesn't sound very threatening to you because he's 50, but I think he sort of like considers himself the bell of the ball at the gym.
	And since the copper cap fight, everyone's been asking me about the fight.
	When are we going to see the footage and blah, blah, blah.
	And so it's sort of like when a toddler has to deal with a newborn and he's like grumpy because everyone is looking at the new, the new baby and I'm the new baby.
	And we're sparring and he had a bloody nose and he had already sparred with...
	In fact, I'm actually worried that they splintered into my lungs and I'm going to have a collapsed lung.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	And he had blood all over his face.
	And he said, he said, the coach goes, all right, you're out.
	And then Huey's in.
	And you know, you just sort of take shifts.
	And he goes, no, with his mouth going, no, I won't camp neck.
	I won't camp it.
	So then he just started wailing on me.
	And he put me in, here, I'll send you a picture of my face right after.
	He put me in a really bad way, dude.
	Like it's okay to smash someone's face up.
	I don't care, especially at this age.
	I don't really have a face.
	But to smash someone's ribs is a death sentence.
	It is, it's like giving someone AIDS, basically.
	I'm a bug chaser.
	Did I just text it to you or did I email it to you?
	Hopefully email.
	Okay, I'm going to email it to you.
	Yes, please.
	That's smarter.
	Because now, for a month, every time I sneeze, it's honestly like being tased.
	And I've had slightly fractured ribs.
	This is definitely cracked, like broken.
	And sneezing on this, dude, it was kind of interesting.
	It was so painful that it was like a bad acid trip.
	Like I couldn't see.
	I couldn't breathe.
	I was scared.
	This wasn't like, oh, that's gotta smart.
	It was just like a, oh, oh.
	It was like getting a colonoscopy and being tased as a 600-pound woman sits on your face out of the blue.
	So you're just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
	I'll show you.
	Don't play that sample anymore.
	Okay.
	Ever again?
	No.
	I don't want to have swear.
	I don't mind if we swear on this show and you look so insecure and ridiculous.
	It's unbelievable.
	You look like a Turkish, like the coolest Turkish dude in Uzbekistan, and you moved here.
	I know that's a separate country.
	And you moved here and you were like the king of the hill in your stupid little dumb Turkish village.
	And now you're in New York City and you're a joke.
	Actually, that's kind of true.
	You're from upstate.
	Look at my nose.
	You'll have to talk while we get there.
	I don't think he broke my nose, but.
	He might have.
	He said, look at this weird Rudolph thing.
	What is that?
	You want to grab the mic behind you?
	Oh.
	What is that?
	That's odd.
	It's like you gave me gin blossoms in one punch.
	I'm going to be walking like George Burns in, oh God, for two months.
	So don't get your hopes up for this show.
	It's going to suck.
	We're going to have Steven Crowder on to talk about this Vox adpocalypse, and I'll explain that in a second.
	But he's very busy, so we'll get him tomorrow.
	But we'll definitely get him.
	I also want to shoot...
	I have a new show idea where...
	I swear to God, I'm not.
	It sounds like I'm on the verge of tears.
	Yeah.
	Like where he would just be like, and I look like you're trying to get her back and you don't want to sound like a pussy.
	And you're like, and you know that I loved you since the first time I ever saw you.
	And I never stopped loving you from that day forward to now.
	And everything that's happened between us has made our relationship stronger.
	And I'm not that into being with you.
	I just got punched in the ribs really hard.
	So if you want a horse around tonight, fine, but I got a spare and a pair.
	And you're like my booty call.
	I know I sound like I'm crying.
	I'm just in pain.
	You know, things that you would normally tell me like very demandingly and a matter-of-factly, you're just like, you think we could start the show soon?
	And I'm like, hmm, well, Mr. McInnes, look what we have.
	You're all weak.
	A, what's your joke?
	I don't get it.
	B, what is on your head and what is on your face?
	You look like a total fool.
	I look awesome.
	Yeah.
	You know what you look like?
	I look like a dark guy.
	Badass, cool, fun six-year-old.
	You look like a really fun guy to play t-ball with.
	I look like Eric Church when he was six.
	So before we drop this incredibly interesting topic of me, me, me, oh, we have to talk about the songs so we don't have to pay them.
	Lars Fredrickson, the bassist, I think, from Rancid, old punk.
	He literally has punk tattooed to his forehead.
	And that song's about fighting.
	All I want to do is fight.
	Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose.
	Yeah, but this is a heavy price to pay.
	In fact, when I feel it, it feels lumpy.
	I think I can feel a fragment sticking out.
	But check your email.
	I sent you a picture of my shattered face.
	Everyone was bleeding today.
	It was a weird day.
	It's a very aggro day today.
	Okay, now zoom in on my nose.
	Look at that.
	My headgear, first of all, has been punched off my head.
	And there's blood, not just on my nose, but my headgear.
	And that's not a cut.
	So the blood was splashing up the nose.
	And it hurts to push on.
	But if you get lost delivering presents on Christmas night.
	I ruined the joke.
	Comedy is so unforgiving.
	You get one little detail wrong.
	I meant to say December 24th.
	That would have been a cute little joke, nice clean joke, a nice family-friendly joke.
	And I said, Christmas, gone.
	Gone.
	With rock and punk, you can screw up all kinds of wrists when people go, that guy's about us.
	All right, let's start the show.
	I want to start the show with this major story.
	Again, I apologize.
	This major story.
	There's a team in basketball, apparently, called the Golden Gate Somethings, Golden State Warriors in Oakland.
	You don't want to say Oakland if you're from Oakland.
	It's sort of like people from Iran.
	They say, I'm actually Persian.
	Oh, you mean you're embarrassed of post-revolution Iran in 1960?
	When was it 1979?
	79 was the revolution there.
	So this is an Oakland game, and Jay-Z is there.
	He recently became a billionaire, by the way, the first hip-hop person to become a billionaire.
	But the reason I bring this up is people are so obsessed with Beyonce.
	Liberals, white liberals see her as Jesus Christ.
	If the president said, yeah, Beyonce is kind of overrated, he would be assassinated tomorrow.
	The beehive.
	It kills a lot of good jokes.
	Here's a good joke.
	I was watching a commercial the other day and Beyonce was talking about shampoo for blonde heads.
	Shampoo for blondes.
	For blonde hair.
	I already ruined the joke.
	And I said, what is she doing?
	That's not her hair and she can't get it wet.
	Isn't that cultural appropriation that she has some woman's head, some woman's hair stitched to her head?
	Yeah.
	Sorry, you're going to notice that my delivery is a little off today because someone's stabbing me.
	I'm basically Jesus on the cross and that Pontius dude from Jackass.
	Chris Pontius.
	Chris Pontius is just stabbing me.
	Hi.
	Hi, I'm Pontius Pilot, and this is Jackass.
	Pontius Pilot.
	That's pretty funny.
	So check out that thread.
	Show the whole thread.
	So that woman, who, by the way, is insanely hot, is the owner of the Golden State Warriors' second wife.
	She asked Jay-Z a question, and this might be different in the black community, as we just saw.
	But you're not supposed to talk to a black woman's husband, especially if you don't acknowledge the wife.
	So Beyonce is not having it.
	Look how pissed off she is.
	Smiling, smiling.
	I'm being ignored.
	Now I'm pissed.
	This is news.
	This is a Twitter moment that has the country up in arms because for, I'm going to say 1-10002, maybe 6,1000s, Beyonce didn't look totally thrilled that the kind of woman that Jay-Z probably wants to have sex with, a rich slut who dresses like a whore.
	Look at her boots.
	Go back up again.
	She wears, because the theme is golden state, right?
	So she wears knee-high golden boots.
	Sorry, thigh-high golden slut boots.
	Rose gold.
	Rose gold.
	I think she's hot as a tamale, by the way.
	Mott as a Hatali.
	Thanks for interrupting the show to just reverse two letters around like that's worth saying.
	Just shut up, please.
	That's what I should say.
	That's a good old cool turk.
	Keep going.
	Of course, you know the name of him.
	See, that's your stuff when you're my age.
	You like a mold.
	Keep going.
	Keep going.
	Look how much there is, how much content there is because Beyonce...
	All right.
	So that's in the stupid chick news today.
	Also, here's a fun little thing.
	I like to start the show kind of light.
	And here's a fun thing you can do to your enemies that's perfectly legal.
	It's called the porn card.
	And I think this is safe for work because we're not being sexual about it.
	But what you do is it's a card that says congratulations.
	Costs 10 bucks, unfortunately.
	And don't start it yet.
	You send it to, they'll send it from their factory so you can send it anonymously.
	But when you open it, it blares porn for four hours and can't be stopped.
	So you should send it to their work, ideally, right?
	Because if some guy's alone at home, it's not that good.
	But okay, let's just check the video.
	I haven't clicked this yet because I was at home and I didn't want anyone to hear it.
	Sorry, family-friendly show.
	So that's what it does?
	Oh, look, someone's ripped it trying to get it to stop.
	And then if you rip it, all these little sparkles, what do you call that glitter comes out?
	Could be mistaken as stripper glitter.
	Surely you can just smash it with a hammer.
	Or just dunk it in water.
	So that is at dickatyourdoor.com.
	Not a sponsor, by the way.
	Not a sponsor.
	They should be.
	Go to dickatyourdoor.com slash gavin.
	Let's try to get them.
	You know who I want to get for tomorrow night?
	Is the guys.
	Have you heard about this straight parade?
	No.
	They're having a straight parade in, I believe, Boston.
	And it's a trick.
	You know, we do this trick all the time, us righties.
	The left does it too.
	I mean, pro-life and pro-choice is a trick.
	When you say pro-choice, whoops, what you're saying is you're anti-choice.
	When you say pro-life, what you're saying is you're anti-life.
	Anti-fascist is a trick.
	If you're against it, well, then you're pro-fascist.
	And the trick we would do at Sharia rallies is say we'd have an anti-Sharia rally.
	So then Antifa shows up defending Sharia.
	We didn't say anti-Muslim.
	We didn't say anti-Quran.
	We said anti-Sharia, which is dictionary definition, sexist, Homophobic, dark ages, women are second-class citizens.
	You can't not oppose it and be a left-winger.
	It opposes all liberal values.
	Although they're pretty good at pretzeling themselves into some logical lie where they go, actually, hi, I'm a dude.
	At the woman's march, I'm going to wear a rainbow hijab.
	And you go, you know what, dude?
	Perfect.
	Please do that.
	You're my greatest ally.
	I can sit here and try to explain the trouble with radical Islam for weeks.
	When some dunce puts on a rainbow, some male puts on a rainbow hijab at a pro-choice rally, you just angered Islam more than the Crusades.
	So thank you for that.
	But yeah, so there's these straight guys having a parade in Boston.
	And if you're against it, well, then you're against prides that celebrate sexuality.
	Please articulate.
	Oh, Chris Evans, Captain America's had enough.
	This guy is, you know how we have the 25 hottest babes?
	We need to have a douche list.
	Oh, yeah, yes.
	Chris Evans, Jeremy Piven, Alan Cumming.
	They don't have to be evil.
	Obviously, Michael Moore is going to be at the top of your shit list.
	It's not a shit list.
	It's a douche list.
	And some of them are harmless.
	Like Jeremy Piven, he's never tried to censor anyone.
	This is pretty funny.
	Chris DeLia says, straight pride parade.
	Hey, guys, if you're in a parade, you're gay.
	That's pretty funny.
	That's pretty funny.
	Wow, cool initiative, fellas.
	Just a thought.
	Instead of straight pride parade, how about this?
	The desperately trying to bury your own gay thoughts by being homophobic because no one taught us how to access our emotions as children parade.
	What you think?
	Two on the nose?
	Why are you homophobic?
	Yeah, wait, that sounds very homophobe, doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	This is a weird thing that the left does is they go, they hate you because you're a bigot, you're a homophobe, transformed, and then they go, and you're probably a fag.
	And you go, I thought that was a compliment.
	Why is that a pejorative?
	Like they have big murals of Trump and Hitler making out, and they talk about, they say Trump, remember Stephen Colbert said Trump is Putin's cockholster.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, isn't that a good thing?
	They're two gay men making love.
	I thought that's what the Pride Parade is.
	Two very powerful gay men.
	And they say, well, the straight Pride Parade is redundant.
	Is there anything more redundant than walking around the West Village on a giant float and screaming, we're here, we're queer, get used to it?
	Yeah.
	Let's go to an Amish community with beards and say, we're here, we have beards, get used to it, Amish.
	Amish men with beards have had enough of you freaking out over their beards.
	No, I'm pretty used to your beards.
	Ah.
	Ah.
	Ugh.
	All right.
	I think we can start the show now.
	Are we ready?
	Yeah.
	If you ever go to Britain, you need to turn on the television and see how they talk about Trump.
	It is absolutely mental.
	And everything, every time they talk about him, no, sorry, they include him into the end of every discussion no matter what.
	So it could be about, I saw this documentary there, and I think it was about South Africa and the Boer War in the 1800s or something like that, something totally unrelated.
	And you go, okay, that was a tough time.
	England was really rough on the Boers and Gandhi was there rescuing people, fascinated and all that.
	And then they inevitably end the piece with, of course, in Trump's America, hate has become mobilized.
	And you're like, what the hell?
	This was about the history of licorice.
	And then they show, I'm not going to do it, but they show old Italian skinheads from the 80s, Zeig Heiling.
	This is how I do Zeig Heiling on the show, so you can't make an edited video.
	And you go, what are you talking about?
	So this is propaganda.
	It's British government propaganda.
	The BBC is owned by the government.
	And Brits hate them in an irrational way.
	Also, the working class loves them.
	And Brits hate the working class.
	They hate their own working class.
	That's unique about them.
	We're not like that.
	Like, if you say, well, they crap on rednecks and southerners, but if you say something like, look at that loser plumber, people would be mortified.
	You don't even abuse the wait staff in America because people were waiters and waitresses.
	So that's a very uniquely British thing.
	But I saw there was a guy who dared to defend Trump in Britain.
	What are you doing?
	What are you pissing around with headphones?
	Don't worry.
	We're live.
	Yeah.
	Check this out.
	Some geriatric dares to defend Trump in Britain, which is not a wise move for anyone.
	And they just can't wait to beat his ass.
	Guard your ribs, dude.
	You got to work on your core, old man.
	Not in my name.
	Trump is a racist.
	Say no to race.
	Can you give me a specific example of Trump's racism?
	Is it the border wall?
	Is that racist?
	And then there was this woman.
	I've met her, actually.
	There's the giant baby balloon of Trump that they flew around Buckingham Palace.
	And no, go to the video footage first.
	You just ruined the ending.
	Classics.
	They're all here in order, my friend.
	All you have to do is your job.
	That's it.
	Oh, I got it.
	This can't be edited out either.
	This is live.
	This woman, was it Tommy Robinson?
	She's known as like Free Speech Sally or something.
	And God, middle-aged women, they're like your mom, believe it or not.
	And boy, can they talk their asses off.
	And I just remember, you ever do this?
	You write on your leg, like, please shut up with your finger, like, please shut up.
	Or on your other leg, you're writing, Bo Ring, as you go.
	Anyway, she's on the right side of history, as they say.
	And she went up with a carpet cutter, I believe, and just sliced into the Trump balloon.
	What took you so long, by the way, Britain, British Conservatives?
	Go ahead.
	The resolution is not great.
	Based Amy, maybe that's her name?
	Wow!
	What took you so long?
	It's a national disgrace.
	The president of the United States is the best president ever.
	Shame on you.
	Don't touch me.
	She's American.
	She's done it, guys.
	She's got American Wall Checks and she's lived there for a long time.
	I remember her.
	You better go check out.
	I think Donald Trump's balloon is not very well.
	I think it's going to be a good idea.
	This is their idea of crime now.
	Milkshake.
	Like they have Muslim gangs throwing acid on people's faces and stabbing each other and machete attacks.
	But as far as the bourgeoisie, it's just cutting your hand on a carpet cutter and getting arrested for popping a balloon.
	Wait, isn't she pro-Trump?
	Yeah.
	She's bleeding.
	Yeah, I'm allowed to say that people who are pro-Trump occasionally bore the living shit out of me.
	Now you can show the deflated balloon, sir.
	There we go.
	It looks cool.
	Yeah.
	Doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	Like, if I was a billionaire, I would have that put on top of glass, like really thick glass, and then another piece of glass put on top of it, like Damien Hearst, and then have that as some sort of two-ton piece in one of my lobbies at my ski house in Aspen.
	That is pretty cool.
	Or like the floor.
	Or the floor, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Could be a carpet.
	No, then you're walking all over Trump.
	If it's in glass.
	And then the beauty of having it on the wall, again, you're wrong about everything possible.
	If you have it on the wall, people go, oh, you don't like Trump?
	No, I do.
	I do.
	This boring old lady that I like popped him.
	All right, we've got to get to this Vox adpocalypse.
	I'm actually kind of glad Crowder isn't on this show because we have so much to get to.
	We can sort of establish it, give you the education.
	You can ruminate.
	And then the next show, you're like, oh, there's the dude I've been thinking about since the last show.
	How's it going, dude?
	Like, one question I want to ask him is, did they win?
	Is Carlos Maza happy?
	But before we get to that, I want to show you something that is very, very, very graphic.
	And please don't show it without me giving the cue.
	Now, on this show, I don't want to show you porn.
	I try to keep swearing to a minimum.
	It's not a family-friendly show in that your kids should be around.
	But if you accidentally are playing it and there's an eight-year-old in the car, I don't think it's the end of the world.
	It's sort of like rock, this show.
	It's a hard rock show.
	Welcome to the Hard Rock Studio from Hard Rock Studios.
	Then I never think of the Hard Rock Cafe and then I get a summons.
	Shoot, that actually happened.
	On my old show, I had a thing called Sports Talk.
	Yeah.
	Remember we had Kale Hartman on the show and I was like, sports talk, sports talk, sports talk, sports talk.
	And that was flashing.
	And Kale Hartman goes, why did you just steal Wayne's World?
	And I had subconsciously done it.
	It's like when I was in a band, our bassist in Anal Chinook, this bassist came over, this bassist.
	Chillo, it's a bassist.
	And he comes over and he's like, guys, you're going to die.
	I came up in my sleep with the most intensely awesome bass line that has ever been written.
	With the songs written, you can just dance around it.
	but here is the spine of our first big hit.
	And And then the guitarist just goes up to the mic, Mr. Cab Driver, don't like the color of my skin.
	And then the bassist went, fuck, and threw his bass down and didn't realize that he had accidentally stolen a Lenny Kravitz riff.
	Oh.
	So I'm about to show you something that is the harshest thing we will ever see on this show.
	So if anyone's around, like that's young, stop watching.
	Skip ahead five minutes.
	If you have a particularly weak stomach or don't like seeing dead babies, then skip ahead and I'm with you.
	But I feel this is newsworthy and I feel that it's important.
	And Miley Cyrus drew first blood when she licked a big cake that said, what does the cake say?
	Don't show anything yet.
	The cake says abortion is healthcare.
	All right, so when you lick a cake that says abortion is healthcare, what you're doing is trivializing what almost 50% of the country thinks is murder.
	Ergo, we're allowed to go this far with our retort.
	It's sort of like Dove Charney was accused of molesting these women and he ended up publishing all the sexts they had sent him, including a video of him having sex with one of them and her loving it.
	And that's an invasion of privacy and I don't like revenge porn, but you drew first blood when you said he raped you and you showed up on Good Morning America wearing like a little blouse and a sweater vest saying, we're so innocent.
	So you started this.
	All right.
	So warnings, everyone skipped ahead.
	This is the harshest thing we will ever show on this show.
	But Sabo, so show the cake first.
	Oh, you blew it.
	Did you?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Classic Rye guy.
	I'm going to change your name to Blue It.
	And you just keep blowing it.
	That's amazing.
	Because it was faded in there.
	You have a gift when it comes to screwing up.
	It's hard to see the just the cake.
	Okay, I got just the cake.
	Okay, so here's the cake.
	This started this whole mess.
	Miley Cyrus saying, I want to get into the abortion discussion.
	Sabo, who is pro-life, says, okay, welcome aboard.
	Here's my retaliation.
	And I guess he's putting these, he's selling these posters, but I guess he's also putting them around LA.
	Zeek back a bit a little bit.
	What an incredible artist he is.
	Can you zoom back, please?
	Zoom out.
	You can have space on either side, dude.
	That's why.
	What?
	The screen shows up?
	Yeah.
	All the nasty little buttons.
	But here, we can do this.
	yeah, why didn't you do that before?
	I don't want to show my buttons.
	Yeah, we don't have to see your buttons.
	Just show that.
	God damn.
	You are an idiot Saval without the Saval.
	What is that?
	Is that a painting?
	Or he's just taken a horrible image into Photoshop and tweaked it so much that it looks like a painting.
	It looks like a physical thing.
	Yeah, well, it definitely comes from a real photo.
	I've always said about abortion, ladies, don't do anything you can't Google image.
	And then someone came back to me and said, oh, yeah, how about processing meat?
	Can you watch hot dogs being made?
	Yep.
	Oh, yeah, can you watch a deer being skinned?
	Yeah, I've done it.
	I'm fine with it.
	It's kind of gross, But it's no abortion.
	All right.
	How long have we been talking for?
	I can't gauge it.
	This is going to be a totally different show because the Vox adpocalypse is so huge that it's going to take a long time to explain it all.
	So I'll just give you the Coles notes, or I think they're called Crib notes here in America.
	Carlos Maza is the guy from Vox who talks like this all the time.
	He's a very effeminate gay.
	Gay is a huge part of his persona.
	It's not like you just found out he's gay.
	I talked about this on the other show.
	So when you call him a lispy queer, it's not like you're going up to some guy at a bank who's like, can I help you with your checks?
	And you go, whatever, lispy queer.
	This is his identity.
	So say you're called fat black mama and someone calls you a fat black woman.
	That's a different context.
	You started it again, just like the Miley Cyrus thing.
	So that's the context.
	And Crowder has been picking on him quite a bit.
	But it's because he picks fights with not just conservatives, but America.
	Like he'll make a whole argument on how Tucker Carlson is a Nazi.
	He'll make a whole argument about how more guns equal more crime.
	He'll make a whole argument about how being pro-life means you want babies to die and you want women to die doing false abortion.
	So he stepped into the ring and said, you guys are murderers.
	You guys are white nationalists.
	Conservatives are white nationalists.
	He's attacked me.
	He says YouTube enables white nationalists, including me and Lauren Southern.
	So you can't jump into the ring and then cry when you get your ribs cracked.
	You can cry after, privately, after you get your ribs cracked, but you can't, like, I'm not happy about what this guy did to me.
	But what am I going to do?
	I said yes.
	I agreed when I stepped into the ring.
	Them's the fighting rules.
	So that's the context.
	And he started this email, and we might get to this out of order.
	But he said, look, I've got thick skin.
	See, I'm making fun of him now.
	I've got thick skin, but this is out of hand.
	Twitter, take down Steven Crowder.
	So you call us Nazis, which by the way, I think calling someone a Nazi is worse than calling someone a fag.
	Because calling someone a fag is just a rude way to say gay.
	But being gay is not the end of the world, especially if you're gay.
	Like, you can call me a jock.
	That's one of the things the English call Scots.
	And a jock is considered a derogatory term for Scots.
	But I am Scottish, so I'll sleep that night.
	But calling someone a Nazi when they're not, which they never seem to be, is saying you are the enemy of the Western world.
	You are responsible for 6 million dead Jewish people.
	You are, in American history, the worst person we've had so far.
	That's pretty bad, isn't it?
	Anyway, Nick Monroe is this guy who was just booted off of Twitter.
	He's a really good journalist.
	He started as a Gamergate guy, which is not my cup of tea.
	But he since he'll go on, he used to have these long Twitter threads, which are now all deleted, where he'd link Soros to Antifa and prove it.
	And it would go down and down and down.
	It'd be like a 10-foot long thread.
	And he was just, and he wasn't particularly partisan, but he was just booted off.
	So he's on Gab now and he's on Telegram.
	And he has this thread now on Gab called, Go Back Up.
	Vox adpocalypse situation is the evolution of the Crowder controversy.
	So I got to adapt it to a new thread.
	Oh, yeah.
	So first, Carlos Maza said, get rid of Crowder.
	And then everyone at Vox and Vox itself and all their followers just started pinging not just him, but everyone conservative.
	I got in trouble for this video I did called Robots or Bullshit.
	It just got taken down by YouTube during this flurry.
	And that video is like, what, a year old?
	Look at this is me complaining about robots.
	Oh, oh, it got taken down.
	Damn.
	I was just watching that a second ago.
	See if you can find robots or bullshit.
	Wow.
	That was almost...
	Oh, shit.
	I can watch it.
	That was daunting.
	By the way, I was watching that about an hour ago.
	In fact, maybe it's still on my phone.
	Yeah, look, it's on my phone.
	I don't trust the government.
	Yeah, because it's all buffered up.
	I don't trust the government.
	I have a problem with big business.
	I'm not a blind capitalist.
	I don't think it's fair that the Neo's salaries have become so distant from the salaries of the men on the factory floor.
	Now, I don't want the government enforcing that and changing that.
	So that's me just saying punks are like conservatives?
	And then here I am ragging on a robot.
	You're like that cool Honda guy who can walk around with his little legs?
	She just gets wheeled out there and has a bunch of robotics in her face and goes, Hi, I'm pretending that I have intelligence.
	Thank you, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
	Clearly, that is just an ad for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
	That's what I hate when I say.
	It's actually kind of politically correct where I'm criticizing Saudi Arabia and big business for pretending that robots actually exist and they have AI and they can go to conferences and talk.
	Sophia is her name, if you want to look her up and get really annoyed.
	So yeah, I got caught up in that.
	It's amazing everyone who's been banned.
	People I never heard of.
	Even some people on the left who report on Antifa occasionally, but are actually liberal, they got shut down.
	But Nick Monroe has compiled all these in a gab thread.
	Do you want to just go through some of them?
	Because it's fun seeing all of these, the Knight of the Long Knives, sorry to use a Nazi analogy, where they're just so happy that all these people are getting shut down.
	Go down.
	We should also look at Carlos Maz's past statements, betterness and his motives.
	Here's what he said about Milo.
	Deplatforming works and we should use it way more aggressively.
	This is a journalist.
	This is journalism in 2019.
	They want to shut you down.
	They want less voices, less information.
	Journalists want less information.
	You know what that means?
	They want to control the narrative.
	That's not a journalist.
	That's a propagandist.
	Go back to that thread.
	YouTube seems to be more concerned with being a publisher than being a platform.
	That's Kevin McCarthy.
	I thought he was a, isn't he a Nazi?
	No, that's McDonald.
	So first they deplatformed Crowder.
	And Crowder, by the way, has a million lawyers.
	So the second they make a move, he attacks YouTube.
	And Carlos Mazza was very angry about that.
	He said, That's not good enough.
	I want more.
	He said he can still make money selling his t-shirts.
	Socialism is for fags.
	No, don't show that yet.
	Show me, just so people know.
	I've made fun of Carlos Maza before, but I can't be deplatformed because I've already been deplatformed.
	This is episode 168 of the Get Off My Lawn archives that was started by the guy from Daily Coast and Ezra Klein.
	Clearly just funded by some far-left zillionaires.
	Yeah, just popped.
	Vox, by the way, while it's talking about deplatforming and these people shouldn't be able to make money, they have $200 million in the bank supplied by mainstream media.
	I think it's, I just said it there.
	I think it's MSNBC or something.
	I can't remember, or Media Matters.
	It's one of these big, rich media companies has poured in 200 million.
	So you can boycott them all you want.
	You can demonetize them.
	They don't give a shit.
	Go ahead, me.
	Don't like it.
	That's a lot of wave we're seeing with young people.
	So they liberal splain everything.
	And the liberal splaining for this latest trend in deplatforming is Alex Jones is just the tip of the iceberg, which is kind of what we're saying too, but we're saying it as a bad thing.
	They're saying it as a good thing.
	And they're like, you can't just start.
	You can't stop with Alex Jones.
	Deplatform everyone.
	And the evidence they have is some people have opinions that I don't like.
	So this is kind of an older person.
	So jump to Carlos Mazza.
	It's funny.
	This is very prophetic.
	And pathetic.
	There he is bitching about how white nationalists can use YouTube.
	But his definition of white nationalism includes Paul Joseph Watson, Lauren Southern, and me.
	Who stopped making videos now, right?
	Yeah, but that's not related.
	The YouTube right.
	A growing collection of right-wing vloggers, media operations, conspiracy theorists, and activists who built sizable followings on YouTube.
	They warn about mass immigration, decry political correctness, and mock out-of-control social justice warriors.
	Why am I on camera for this?
	They also represent a fascinating challenge for YouTube.
	A company that wants to make this is a trend I've noticed before.
	Wow, this is heavy.
	Just pause.
	Pause me, me.
	A fascinating problem for YouTube that he appears to have solved in the Vox adpocalypse, where everyone on the thousands.
	YouTube, I should have said this at the very beginning.
	YouTube has demonetized thousands of sites.
	Mazza said, go to Mazza's not satisfied.
	When they de-platformed Crowder, they said, Mazza came back with, no, that's not good enough, bitch.
	So, a fake apology video where he gratuitously repeats every gross thing he's done on his show, making a joke out of it.
	He's daring YouTube to do something about it.
	That's not the exact one I was thinking of.
	Actually, show Crowder's apology.
	That's just below it.
	It's really smart.
	He did a very good job.
	It's been brought to my attention that many of the comments, videos, and overall tenor and tone of this program have been considered hurtful and offensive to many.
	And while not in violation of policy guidelines, certainly started the line of human decency.
	I, along with everyone here at Ladderworth Crowder, am not above recognizing my mistakes and attempting to rectify them.
	So I'd like to take this opportunity to formally apologize to all parties involved.
	Firstly, my heartfelt apologies to practicing socialists offended by the Checovera socialism is for Figs t-shirt.
	I know that we should fight bad ideas with good ideas and respectfully debate the merits, virtues, and shortcomings of socialism as opposed to merely mocking it with a hysterical t-shirt available at lotterycreditorshop.com.
	Also, I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
	This really pisses off Mazza that he's allowed to sell those shirts.
	I would also like to apologize to Drake, the rapper, for referring to him as a, quote, buttersoft bitch and claiming that his only redeeming quality as a performer was when he was shot into permanent paralysis on degrassi.
	I'd also like to apologize to Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg for implying that she's long been deceased.
	And even though I don't have verifiable proof to the contrary, I do realize my observations were conducted in poor taste and ill-time.
	I also apologize to you.
	Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
	No, the way Crowder's talking.
	To you, he goes on like Nathaniel Cornwallis.
	And what he, it's a very smart way of saying these were all clearly jokes.
	Ruth Bader Ginsburg is not dead.
	When you pretend that she is, you are joking.
	So the question I want to ask Crowder when we get him on, which won't be this episode, I'm afraid, is what does this mean for conservatives?
	What does this mean for the right?
	It's obviously a very bad thing for free speech.
	It's very good for me, by the way.
	It's good for free speech.tv because the rain has begun and we already built an ark.
	So you can come on board.
	We need two of everything, male, female, no trans giraffes.
	They have to be a male giraffe and a female giraffe.
	And we're going to set sail.
	Ow, it even hurts to pick my nose.
	So in a way, isn't this a victory for the left, controlling the narrative?
	It's a loss for America.
	It's totally un-American.
	But, you know, speaking of the revolution in 1969 in Iran, the Muslims were just sort of placeholders while the communists had a revolution.
	And they took over the country after the revolution and they made it a radical Muslim country.
	They won.
	It sucked for Iran.
	It made the place a hellhole.
	It's one of the worst places in the world.
	And before the revolution, it looked like Northern California.
	It looked like a thriving American city.
	They had short shorts and little women were in chemistry classes with their long blonde go-go boot hair.
	But you couldn't deny it was a victory.
	It's sort of like 9-11.
	One of the worst things.
	It changed my life forever.
	But if I'm totally sober and stoic about it, it was one of the most efficient attacks ever conducted against America.
	I think they spent $12,000 separating the world into two sides, which is what they were going for.
	And we spent how many trillion Retaliating?
	I'm not, I hate radical Islam.
	I'm radical Islamophobic.
	Ow.
	But yeah, I think this might be a win for the left.
	Now, all of these social media platforms that now have this bubble have lost all their color.
	They're gray, their NPC.
	So it's a loss for the social media platforms too.
	Twitter, I go on it sometimes and it's just so banal.
	There's no color on it anymore.
	Now, here's a funny little side note with all this.
	The right has been fighting back, not against YouTube, of course, mostly against YouTube, but some guys on the right have been applauding this.
	And they're both my friends.
	By the way, I'm not a punch-right guy.
	So when Crowder and Shapiro were never Trumpers, I just would go, guys, come on.
	I never said bad shit about them.
	Cernovich and all the other, you know, Pesobic and Loomer and all those types, they vexed them for life.
	So there's a huge rift post-Trump in the conservative movement.
	This is my cup of tea.
	All right.
	I'm a hippie when it comes to hating hippies.
	And if you want less government, we're in.
	We're buddies.
	Now, I have trouble with libertarians because they want open borders, but you still want less government.
	So I love you.
	I love Owen.
	I love Ben Shapiro, even though he's kind of said some shit about me.
	But I'm not looking for a dinner party friend.
	If I was going to go camping with Ben Shapiro, I'd say, dude, you were talking shit about me or something?
	But I don't need Constant Allegiance.
	Owen Benjamin, on the other hand, has decided that Crowder backstabbed me and Not Gay Jared, and it's encouraging me to ax him and rejoice in this demonetization.
	Have you got some of that video?
	But as you can see, when I used to be like, oh, Crowder's a good guy, I want to believe the best in people.
	And my biggest weakness of self-deception is with other people.
	Kind of keeps changing the contrast as his hand gets closer to the camera.
	He's not keeping up other people's lives and failures.
	So we had a couple people say, Big Bear, you're saying he can't, he's not having kids by choice.
	But what if they can't have kids?
	What if they lost a kid?
	I bet you're going to feel like an idiot.
	That's two personality.
	Go back to the very beginning, though.
	The very, very beginning of this video.
	So Owen's contention is that Crowder told him not to support me after I was fired from CRTV.
	possible.
	Maybe he said...
	I don't really care.
	But I do know that Crowder was busting his ass like the day after I got fired trying to get me on the show, begging me to come on the show.
	And I just said, I don't feel like giving Blaze TV clicks.
	I don't want it.
	Glenn Beck, too, was begging me to come on.
	And I said, I don't like the idea of saying, hey, you fired me.
	Like, that's a cuck move.
	I'm happy about it.
	But, dude, I'm going to have to put more ice on this.
	Okay, I'm about to cough.
	This is going to be like being murdered by your mom.
	That wasn't so bad.
	That was no sneeze.
	Milo Yiannopoulos, another friend of the show, who I'll be doing a live show with tomorrow night, loves this too and wants Steven Crowder pilloried because Crowder didn't have Trump's back, because Crowder didn't have Milo's back.
	Loomer also is enjoying, I think, enjoying Crowder because her attitude is, where were you when I was getting pilloried?
	And their attitude is, you pussied out because you thought they'd eat you last.
	And now they're eating you.
	I don't know.
	And Milo has another layer.
	He wants to debate me about it tomorrow night, which he probably will.
	I'm happy to debate anyone.
	As you can tell by the hole in my chest, I'm happy to fight anyone.
	But he's also got a super deep voice, this guy who beat me up.
	And he's like, you know what I did in there is a black guy, I was pushing you.
	And you know how you get revenge is you push the next person.
	You see, the way we work is we beat you up in here so you don't get beat up out there.
	And I'm like, that's very patronizing, dude.
	And you went a little far, okay, with this thing.
	You stabbed me.
	But Milo's attitude is, I love this because it's showing everyone that the milquetoast conservatives, and this is Milo's verbiage, not specifically, but I'm paraphrasing, they can see that they are out to kill each and every one of us.
	So yes, Richard Spencer and David Duke are bad and you can disavow them, but then you disavow Proud Boys, then you disavow Lauren Southern, and then you're sort of stuck over here in the bench of Piro Crowder, sort of just right of center, and you think you'll be safe.
	I'm not saying any of this, by the way.
	This is Milo's idea.
	And now that they get eaten alive, you can see that this monster is eating absolutely everyone, and capitulation doesn't work.
	Playing Mr. Nice Guy doesn't work.
	Being reasonable doesn't work.
	That's Milo's point.
	And it's kind of valid.
	I just don't like seeing Milo shoved up against the firing range.
	But it kind of reminds me of the idea that they'll eat you last and being nice, hoping everyone will be cool.
	Oh my God.
	I'm in so much pain.
	It just fried my brain that I forgot what I was talking about.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	It's like it reboots your hard drive.
	It's like if your kid was poking you with a pin and you're at work and you're like, stop it.
	Stop it.
	I mean, this is true of Islam too, with this whole like, we'll placate them and then during terrorism, it won't, we'll, we'll be safe.
	Or the way a lot of secular Jews will say, we're a race and we're being persecuted and they'll go to some like Ferguson riot and be with blacks that are out to kill everything that moves because they're in a bad mood.
	And I remember there was one video, a 70-year-old Jewish guy was like, they were smashing a bank window and they're like, fuck Whitey and fuck everyone.
	And this Jewish guy comes up and he goes, that's a bit rich, guys.
	Let's not damage banks.
	It's not doing us any good.
	And they're like, fuck you, Whitey.
	And they start beating the crap out of him.
	And he's like, I'm Jewish.
	I'm Jewish.
	No, they're still going to eat you last.
	I mean, they're still going to eat you.
	This thing that is out to get the right is a monster.
	And it's a lot like radical Islam.
	Like, look at Iran right now.
	If you have some bangs sticking out of your hijab, then you're going to get 20 lashes.
	Those radical Muslim clerics got what they wanted.
	They got a Muslim country.
	And they're still not happy.
	Look at Pakistan.
	The British gave them the top of India and said, here, here's a Muslim country.
	There's more Muslims killed there than anywhere else in the world.
	Placating tyranny just breeds more tyranny.
	You give blood to a vampire and he doesn't go, all right, thanks, we're good.
	I'll never bother you again.
	Even the NRA, I became a lifetime member and they're always blowing up my phone asking for more money.
	All right, we're out of time.
	This is a very unique episode to be the first time we try the live equipment.
	But we didn't do mailbag.
	We didn't end on a funny video.
	Because I'm dying.
	I am dying of self-inflicted AIDS.

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