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May 19, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E12 - SUCKER PUNCH A NAZI
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Clonings come, now leave a separation, success for an elimination, extermination, degradation, essential, hard things, stop it.
Thank you.
I hadn't pressed stop breaking the fourth wall.
God, that was the band Conflict.
Can you flip the doohickey for me, please, Ryan?
They are a British band inspired by the band Krass, but they didn't sound like Krass very much.
They're probably on my shirt somewhere on this vest.
This vest is not from when I was a punker.
I made this for a Halloween costume and kind of fell in love.
But that's an interesting song.
Play some more of it on the Ghetto Blaster.
Is that loud on the...
But I thought that was interesting, that song, because it's pro-life.
And what happens with a lot of these vegan, super anarcho-punk political bands is they start going, don't kill animals, it's wrong.
Don't even have cheese.
Don't do milk.
Don't do eggs.
Don't kill anything.
Shit, don't even kill a human baby.
That's how serious I am about this.
Don't even kill human babies.
And the Christians are sitting there going, yeah, welcome aboard.
Welcome to logic.
Look at the lip.
See if you can dig up the lyrics to that.
The chord is cut.
Conflict.
There's a few songs like that.
There's another song by Flatfoot56, who are a punk band.
And they have a song.
What the hell is it called?
Be a Man, Don't Spare the Child or something like that.
Do you want to recite the lyrics to us?
Here comes Ryan reciting pro-life punk songs.
Yes.
The cord is cut, no need for separation.
Successful elimination, extermination of degradation, question mark?
Essential heart feeds stopping.
She strives on alone and makes the best of no one.
Set fast, clamped, fucked, thinking of nothing, nothing of tossing away a life like fucked spunk in a condom.
Damn.
Yesh.
Easy, boys.
Easy.
I met them once.
Anyway, we've got a lot to talk about.
The thing about the Monday shows is a lot of news piles up because I don't see you on Thursdays.
And if there's a free speech that week, I haven't seen you since Tuesday.
And we did have a free speech this week.
We had Cornell West and Milo Yiannopoulos, which is available on the site.
If you're seeing this, then it's available to you.
You paid for it.
Boy, those guys have read a lot of books.
Yeah, yeah.
I felt like a dum-dum around Cornell and Milo.
First, they get off, they're talking about Chaucer and Tolstoy and Chekhov and all these Russian philosophers.
Then they get into history, the Civil War.
Cornell West brought up an interesting point I never thought of where he goes, yeah, slavery doesn't piss me off that much.
It's Jim Crow that pisses me off.
I'm paraphrasing.
Obviously, the man doesn't swear.
Very religious dude.
But he said, you know, Jamaica, all these British colonies had slaves and they stopped it.
And we don't really bust Britain's balls.
But America had slavery.
Then they waited a bit and then they instituted all these second-class citizen laws.
That's my beef.
And I was like, good point.
But still, it's a long time ago.
Maybe it's time to move on, America.
Maybe it's time to move on from Jim Crow.
Let's just start America in the 80s, shall we?
Women have the vote.
We're all good now.
No more complaining, no more whining, no more white supremacy.
He brought up another good point, too.
He said, you ever notice there's no black KKK?
Like, there was no black vigilante group that went around murdering white people just because of their race.
Now, there's lots of black on white crime, but there's not really were the BBP, the black-black band.
Yeah.
The Black Panthers, they weren't like that.
Well, there's two Black Panthers, and it's important to differentiate the two.
There's the new Black Panther Party, and they are definitely linked to the five cops who were killed in Dallas.
But there's the original Black Panthers in the 60s, which now my knowledge on this is pretty left-wing.
It's from that book that Ward Churchill wrote.
What's it called?
Ward Churchill Black Panther book?
It's got a really stupid long academic name, like the Agents of Oppression or something like that.
But Agents of Oppression.
There it is.
Agents of Oppression.
Show that book.
Okay.
We all had to read that book as young anarchists.
Well, you don't have to be fancy.
You can show the whole Google thing.
Yeah.
The FBI's secret wars against the Black Panther Party and the American India Movement.
Legit, not paranoid, true facts about the FBI sending in goons to mess up AIM, the American India Movement, and the Black Panthers, who, yes, were militant, but it was a rocky time back in there, back there in the 60s.
And they had free breakfast programs and good stuff.
Anyway, that's going to be exciting.
I also, I hope by the time you see this, we got Roger Stone and Noam Chomsky.
I think Noam's getting old, so it's hard to get him out of Arizona.
But I'm trying.
I'm trying very hard.
And once you get a few of these, and people can see it's not a bait and switch where we're trying to lure in liberals to destroy them, I think we can get some more.
The goal of free speech is to reunite the country and show that we're allowed to have conversations again.
All right.
No guests today because we've got so much important news to get to.
I'm having some trouble with the 25 hottest chicks.
I've noticed it's not sitting right with me.
Like that motorcycle repair woman.
Can you just pull up some 25 hot chicks.
Sure.
Doodly, doodle, doodly little.
Doodle on the motorcycle.
Like, why is she there?
I haven't thought.
I saw her once and I never thought about her again.
Why is she up there with the hottest woman in the world, like Kimberly Guilfoil?
Kimberly Guilfoyle, you think about it again and again.
So I don't think it's right to have a list like this, especially with all the detritus in it.
There's a lot of just loose pieces floating around.
Like, here, pull it up.
Do you have it in like a PowerPoint or something?
Yeah, it's coming up.
Okay.
So what are we looking at?
Just put the whole thing up.
I want to sort of like Thanos a lot of these and just sort of evaporate them into the...
No, start at the bottom.
Yeah.
25.
She can go.
I've never thought about her once.
Go to 24.
Man, she looks good on Shark Tank, but she doesn't...
She's very old.
Go ahead.
Bah.
You know what I mean?
Like Liz Plank.
So what?
Why are we spending time talking about Liz Plank?
And then that chick from American Housewife is way too old.
That chick with the big schnaws.
I don't care about her.
I think what would be, but I do like ogling broads, and I think it's healthy that we do this.
Wow, that doodle on a motorcycle is something else, isn't she?
I took my motorcycle out this weekend, and I realized I'm a tough pussy.
I box every day.
I ride my motorbike, but I suck at boxing and get beat up.
And after 60 miles an hour, I'm pooping in my panties.
I'm scared to go 65.
And all I can think about is accidents while I'm going 65.
That must be terrible.
So maybe we should change it to just like hottie of the month, hottie of the week.
That's interesting.
What do you think of that?
Because they come and go.
And some of them, you realize that you were totally wrong.
For example, our number one hottest chicken in the world, Kimbra, is hideous.
Yes, that's right.
Pull up the pic.
She is an absolute monster.
That's not the pic.
That's her looking really fantastic.
There's the interview.
Look at this.
Her head is too big for her body.
She looks like a puppet.
Maybe McJagger puppet.
Yeah, she looks like one of those things on stilts at the fair.
Okay, she's pretty there, but look, see the screen grab I sent you?
I sent it in a separate email.
I see.
She really looks really bad.
A lot of these people that we have on this list are just photogenic.
But then you get a few more looks and you go, you're not pretty.
I don't love you anymore.
Look at this.
This was get off my lawns, number one most attractive woman in the world.
And here we are looking at someone that you would sleep with as a dare.
That's what my hair's going to look like if I don't cut it.
That's a man in drag, an ugly man in drag, with zits and bumps all over his face.
Blech.
Again, thank God I didn't sell my soul to the devil to have her, right?
That's been a bummer.
So we have to think of a cute name like get on my lawn or something like that.
How about the feminist corner where we appreciate women and their right to, you know, be included into the show?
I don't hate that.
I don't hate that.
That's an interesting angle.
All right, so let me just show you two hotties that I'm not adding to the 25 hottest list.
We're going to revamp the list, maybe make it a top 10 or something.
But I have discovered two doozies.
One of them you already know of, but I regret not putting her on the list.
Uma Abidin.
Now, I know what you're saying.
Her mother's a terrorist.
Her mother ran basically an ISIS magazine.
But man, those Arabs age nice, don't they?
With the little laugh lines they get?
Like that's when you get to be my age, you like those little signs of age on a woman.
You don't want to be with a child.
Because what the hell are you going to talk about?
But Uma, well, first, it would be cool to, you know, argue with her all the time.
But I like the way she's aging.
I'd rather have her now than back when she was young.
Although I just got a bad fear about her boobs.
I just got a flash.
Why, like that?
That just gave me like a spooky premonition.
Yeah, that dress just made me go, oh my God, uh-oh, what have I done?
It must be tough.
I don't remember dating.
It was so long ago that I was dating, but it must be, it must suck to invest all this time and energy into someone, and then they're nude, and there's just something that you just cannot stand.
Like per breasts are pancakes.
What the hell do you do then?
If they're pancakes, you gotta go.
Oh, I remember that did happen to me when I was a single man.
They had nothing in them.
They were just like two skin berets.
Oh, wow.
That's such a great.
Yes.
What I did is I tried to get over it, and it just became a deal breaker.
Sorry.
All right.
Here's a fun one, though, I discovered just for you.
My wife makes me watch Project Runway with the kids, and they have this Treseme thing.
It's like a plug.
what do they call it, an advertorial, where they inject it into the...
So at the Treseme Lounge, there's this hair expert named Justine Marjon.
Now, thank God we found her just as we discovered that we had Kimbra wrong.
But she is something else.
And it's always fun when you have video with someone so you can tell they're not trying to cheat you.
You know what I mean?
Like Kimbra, Kimbra cheated us.
Yeah, but that was a video.
That's why it's tough.
Well, she was covered in paint.
Yeah, that's true.
But look at Justine in action.
You can see her move around.
What a quality wife this would be.
What is Marjan?
Is that, like, is she Iranian?
Turkish, maybe?
Maybe I'm attracted to Middle Eastern women.
Oh, look at how women do stuff.
So, such a long intro.
If you have too much curl in your hair or you notice you curl your hair and it looks a little bit too prom-like, I just use the DHD platinum iron to run the iron over the curls in large sections.
And this just edges it up a little bit.
How do we feel about that schnoz?
It gives it more of a cool girl wave.
I see huge hands.
And then you also want to have a...
I'm not saying nor here, nor there.
I'm just saying.
They're big.
Okay, so now that I've relaxed my waves, I'm just going to spray a toothbrush.
Okay, show the other video I sent you of too many flyaways.
Oh, they're not that big.
No, they're not crazy, but I mean, you know.
Okay, look how pretty she is in this one.
I'm going to get a super cute half-up ponytail.
This is a look that I've done on Olivia Culpa.
Chantel Jeffries, and Chloe Kardashian.
So I hope you'll love it.
Braggard.
So the first step for this look is to spray Tresemme Micro-Mist hairspray and extend.
Screaming free ads to Treceman.
Look how pretty she is.
Okay, go look up Marjan.
Okay.
I need to know the ethnicity of that thing.
Let me see.
Because that might explain the big hands.
Marjan.
Gotta be Arabic.
Anyway, sorry, folks.
We're not really getting down to the news.
It's a Dutch and Iranian version of the feminine given name Marianne, as well as Macedonian.
So pretty much.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You did.
I found the country she's from just by looking at her face.
Look how hard my nipples became.
Wow.
This is old news for you.
This is already an ancient Chinese secret.
Oh, this is already very ancient Chinese.
Chinese.
Chinese.
Chinese secret.
Ancient.
Is this the ancient Chinese sicker?
My eyes aren't even anymore.
Now I just have weird zombie eyes.
This is the email.
This is a sicker.
I'm doing Japanese boys.
Yeah.
That's the thing about racism, folks.
It's not accurate.
For example, racists in Britain call anyone brown a packy.
Whether they're from Pakistan or not, they'll often call Indians Bangladeshis and even Sikhs packies.
You know, I can make an intro for this so we don't have to do this again.
No, I like doing that.
As long as it's ironic.
So, Saturday night, Deontay Wilder and Dominic Brazil, Brazile, Brazil, had a fight that was about a minute and 20 seconds.
And this guy, Deontay Wilder, is a beast.
He's the second best heavyweight fighter in the world.
He's so huge and such a beast that when he gets into the ring, he goes over the top.
He doesn't go under the thing.
He steps over all three little ropey-doohickeys, over the ropes.
And he's got a 95% knockout rate, 42 fights, 41 wins, zero losses, one draw.
And this guy, Dominic Brazil, is like a fat jock with moobs who used to play football.
And he goes, I got a great right.
Yeah, but Deontay has bricks in his hand.
Anyway, someone sent me fake commentary on the fight.
So I thought it'd be a fun way to watch the fight.
Watch how fast this fight is from Monster King.
Deontay Wad, Dominic Brazil's Deontay's Black Rise.
Brazil is dealing with Deontay Wad's power pretty good.
He's trying to clinch him up and get him, you know, just he don't want to get hurt, but I think it's going to be a good fight.
Could be a long fight.
Who knows what's going to happen?
I reverently gets him out of the clinch right here, and they're going to come out together.
Let's see what we have here.
God, damn it.
Good Lord.
Sweet baby Jesus and a Gucci onesie.
He hit that son of a bitch harder than a Mac truck coming off the off-ramp on 995.
Sir, you can count to 150.
That son of a bitch is done.
He is.
You can put a fork in his ass.
Turn him over, brazen with a little marinade.
He is done.
Deontay Wilder has done it again.
41 knockouts.
He is not a man to be trifled with.
good lord they hit him on the other side of july 4th now it's going to hit you with a little bit of that old It's going to lip it up there old Milly Rock is what the boys there there call it.
Good Lord, he hit that son of a bitch harder than a layoff at the steel mill.
Is he all right?
Hell no, he's not all right.
You can shine that light and you can shine the light of Jesus in his eyes board and see that.
He has no idea what he is.
You know, at first he wasn't delivering it with a lot of confidence.
And I was like, ah, this is a good amateur tip.
No, those are all funny.
Yeah.
That's not analyzed comedy.
It ruins it.
But you got to see this punch.
So first with his left, he just sort of doesn't give him much of a jab.
He just sort of says, okay, is that where your face is?
All right, here it comes.
And then his whole body, like one trick with rights is you move your foot, your right foot, like you're grinding out a cigarette.
And he just put his whole back into it.
You got to see it.
But didn't I send it to you in slow motion?
Yeah, the one that says, look at his ear.
You got to see, look at Dominic Brazil's ear when he gets hit.
It goes bloom.
Like, I didn't know an ear could do that.
He got hit so hard, his ear was stretched to its maximum capacity.
Watch his ear.
Look at his earlobe.
Can we see that one more time?
Yeah.
Sub.
I mean, the first fucking, the first row of the play is probably going to look like a bunch of people.
I got knocked out once in Oakland.
It's on the internet.
But I remember I woke up.
I didn't know that I had kids.
I knew the name Emily was important, but I didn't know who she was.
I had no idea what the hell I was doing in Oakland.
And I could feel my brain.
You know how if you get punched in the arm, you can sort of feel the knuckles of the guy where he punched you?
I could feel my exact shape of my brain, like the mullet that is your brain.
I could feel it in my head.
Like I could feel the contours.
I guess because it got rattled and it was like a smack.
It was throbbing.
I like the idea that you're wearing a mullet like in your skull.
Our brains are mullets.
You ought to see what Deontay Waldo was wearing too when he got in.
He showed up.
I was watching with my wife and she said, I hope you don't dislike this.
Because I was kind of rolling my eyes, but she goes, this is awesome.
They're like drag queens.
Yeah, it's like WWE as fuck.
Watch your language, please, Potty Mouth.
Sorry.
Is there any footage of it?
That's a chest plate.
He's shredded.
That's the diamond crown.
Wow.
There was another guy, Jeffrey Ross or something, the featherweight.
He came out dressed as a Zulu.
See if you can find that.
He had a spear.
Anthony Joshua?
No, Anthony Joshua was the best heavyweight boxer in the world.
What was the one dressed as Zero?
Oh, Deontay Wilder's number two.
I think his name was Jeffrey Ross, Jeffrey Rush.
But just look up Undercard Wilder Brazil Zulu Warrior.
He had a little kid playing war drum, and the kids sucked, too.
All he could do was go.
That's not good.
Get a kid.
But he came out.
Yeah, just look up Zulu Warriors.
Yeah, Undercard Warrior.
Jeffrey Boxer, Undercard, Wilder, Zulu Warrior.
So Undercard, Wilder.
How do I have to help you do this?
Undercard, Wilder, Zulu Warrior.
So I guess Anthony Joshua and Deontay Wilder have to fight now, and they're both insane monsters with a 95% knockout rate.
So it's really, it just comes down to a flip of the coin.
Who's going to be vulnerable first?
Who's going to let their guard down?
is going to find an opening.
Like, you think Brazil's career is over, but they're just going to...
I don't think he was humiliated.
But man, what an intense knockout.
Can you not find this?
Yeah, undercarder.
Zulu warrior.
Undercard wilder Zulu warrior.
Or just maybe people don't know that they're Zulus.
Yeah.
Okay, we're going to abandon this then?
I mean, we're trying to entertain folks at home.
They don't want to see us doing our homework.
But if I find it on my phone, I'm going to take this thing and smash you in the back of the head so hard that you're going to make Dominic Brazil look like he was given a smooch on the cheek.
Well, I wouldn't like that at all.
Perceila for Allah said.
I'm trying to look at the whole thing.
Let's just time how long it takes you to do this.
This could be interesting here.
All right, I'm going to take out my stopwatch.
You've already been trying to do this for a while.
And start.
Okay, we are two seconds in.
You could abandon the Zulu Warrior thing, walk on 10 seconds.
And 10 seconds when you're watching a show is like a million years.
You know, in radio, one of the reasons they talk like that and say all kinds of funny stuff is they really want to pack it in because Howard Stern was the first guy to ever invent dead air where you're allowed to stop and look at something.
Still going.
30 seconds now.
Harry Russell, Kiko Martinez.
Dude, go into Google Images.
There he is.
And that is, I'm going to say a minute.
All right.
There's the kid that sucked.
Russell family friend, Kwasi Davis, playing the drums for...
Just one drum.
What are you doing?
This is WWE.
Can't you go like...
And tonight he is back in a minute.
What's the point of having a bungal if you're just going to go bonk bonk?
That could be a can.
Look at these guys!
And they can't have...
So they had to use plastic.
Good job, though, huh?
That looks like a merchant craft school.
The shields are pretty authentic looking.
There he is.
He's the smallest one out of all of them.
Boy, the featherweight, you have to be like 112 pounders in.
Big mouth though.
That looks silly.
He looks like a midge.
He looks very silly.
He wore that in the fight.
Those shorts are his fighting shorts.
Wow.
With fur on them.
What the fuck?
All right.
Let's get serious now.
It's worth, I got to talk to Ezra Levant and Tommy Robinson about what's going on over there.
It is totally and utterly insane.
And Ezra Levant, my old boss, said the most brilliant thing.
He said, I see going to Britain as getting in a dystopian time machine because you get to see what life is going to be like here in America in a few years.
In fact, I bet me showing that Zulu thing will be perceived as racist because it's me.
And in the context of being a hate figure, it's obviously a racist thing to show.
We're lampooning him.
That's where we're headed.
So the idea of the police, like in Britain, if you make a rude joke on Twitter, the police will come to your house.
We are not far from that at all.
But anyway.
My friend got arrested for what he said on YouTube.
What he did say he was going to go kill people?
No, he said something of her finishing the job.
He made a joke that was obviously a joke about.
Oh, he was talking about the YouTube chick who killed people.
And he said maybe she could finish the job or she could have finished the job.
Something like that.
Yeah, that's pretty weak.
Yeah.
All right, so what's going on over there is Tommy's running for basically the equivalent of Congress for all of Europe.
And he would be a representative of Britain, I guess, in the European Union.
And it's an F you to the people who rejected Brexit.
It's an F you to the European Union.
It's an FU to everyone who hates him.
And he really personifies the separation, the polarization of Britain.
There's two Britons going on right now.
And one of them is working class and sees Islam as an issue.
And the other doesn't know anyone who's been to Luton, where it's predominantly Muslim and incredibly dangerous, or Birmingham, or a lot of these cities, they've ignored those cities and they think everything's going fine.
They think London's great.
They don't care about the rampant knife attacks and the acid attacks and the Pakistani grooming gangs.
They ignore all of that and say, Tommy's a racist for noticing that.
So the second group is the mainstream.
But the first group, the Tommy group, they may be the majority.
So the new big thing is here, start with happened to Tommy.
Okay.
Or you could just show up Nigel Farage.
So they threw a milkshake on Nigel Farage.
Right?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Throw it from behind.
You ever notice that?
Oh no, that wasn't the one.
Oh no, no, no.
Take away, get back to the car.
Get back to the car.
So Nigel Farage has committed the sin of supporting Brexit.
Now, this all started, this has become a thing now in Britain because it started with Tommy.
This is what started it all.
Tommy was talking to a Muslim man who had been following Tommy on his entire tour.
I managed to find it online through some other Muslims' commentary.
He finally gets to Tommy, and Tommy's sitting there explaining himself, explaining the troubles with Islam and Muslims in his community, why this is an issue.
And he's being very sincere and open to this guy, giving him the time of day, and the kid just goes, gets him.
Can you hear it?
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you that big.
That's what you get for being a fascist.
You fascist!
You fucking lumpy prick.
That's what you get for being a fascist.
Look how much she loves it.
We don't care what she has to say.
We know what she has to say.
Actually, let's hear what she has to say.
Let me guess.
he deserved it.
Why are you coming in a group to attack one man by himself?
That's a bit delusional and a bit cruel.
You need that whole group of supporters with you.
Go yourself, mate.
So he talks about how he can only oppress women and stuff like that.
So he's basically saying that Muslim women are oppressed.
But Tommy Robinson, aren't you actually oppressing women?
You're the one, you know, telling them to dress in a way that's pleasurable for your benefits?
It's a reaction, reaction.
Yeah, it's a reaction to reaction.
Wow.
All right, that's enough.
And by the way, the thing with the hijab, we always say, is if it's such a choice, then don't wear it and see how that works out for you.
We are not telling women to wear hot pants and dress like Farah Fawcett posters.
We are saying women should have the choice.
Oh, so you're pro-choice now.
Well, when it comes to headdresses, what do you mean?
Oh, but you're not pro-choice when it comes to a baby.
Well, yeah, I don't want women, they shouldn't have the choice to kill babies.
Don't 50% of women agree with me, by the way?
Why are you making it a sexism thing?
We'll get to that shortly.
So it's a mainstream thing now, and it happened to him again.
Now they hurl milkshakes at him.
And I bet the charge for this is nothing.
Look at this one.
That's a fucking bummer.
Get it!
Get it!
That's your attack, throwing a milkshake from 50 feet away.
But Burger King is jumping on board with this.
They want to get involved.
So Burger King tweeted out a tweet that said, dear people of Scotland, we're selling milkshakes all weekend.
Have fun.
Love Burger King.
What?
Hashtag just saying.
What the F is going on in Clown World where Burger King is encouraging people to throw their milkshakes at conservatives?
What?
So if you, we got to get Tommy on the show because to check in on this trial, to check in on what's going on with him is incredible.
It is so bizarre.
He went to well, first he was attacked by a gang.
Do you have that?
About 100 Muslims showed up and were hurling things at the Tommy supporters.
It's bizarre.
It's bizarre how polarized this country is.
Look at that mob.
Come on.
You know, this is kind of the great thing about Tommy is he shows that these people are not just sweet little Muslims sitting around reciting the Quran.
They are looking for a brawl.
This is this cool chick, Jessica, unpronounceable name.
Change your name to Jessica Sweet.
The protesters are behind us.
Police did have to push them back.
All right, so that's one thing.
You can look that up on your own.
Muslims showing up attacking, not just milkshakes, but shirvants.
You see, what happens when you say, throw a milkshake on them?
You start that sort of condoning of violence.
And now we ramp up from milkshakes to beating the crap out of people.
And now they have credible threats and have to move their families.
It's all part of the dehumanizing.
Deplatform, dehumanize, kill.
That's where they're going with all of this.
So he goes to Carlisle to campaign, like all political people do.
You have to go to the different cities.
The police are told to shut down the town.
They block off the entire city so no one can come in and out of the main square.
And they say it's for traffic.
Look at this.
Carlisle is a tiny, tiny town at the very top of England, just south of Scotland.
Look, all the police officers.
What are you filming?
We're just filming yourselves, guys.
I saw.
Why are you filming this?
Exactly the same reason you're filming us.
They're filming.
I'm filming now.
So exactly the same as what you're filming us.
What's the reason?
The reasons are on that.
So you're filming.
Why are you filming me for the prevention of crime?
You're filming me for the prevention of crime.
Can you explain?
You've got 38 officers in this small square.
There's a few more things on that list.
Do you not get any crime in Carlisle?
Is there no crime?
Go show that Tommy Robinson haters.
This really sums up what we're up against.
It's nothing to do with truth anymore.
It's nothing to do with policy.
Look at Hillary.
They wanted to elect her because she's a woman.
And now all the lefties are saying, white men, step aside.
We're only interested in women and people of color.
That's who should run for office.
What?
What are their policies?
Dumbass?
That's racist and sexist by definition.
So look at the typical...
Ed, can you name your current MEP?
If anything.
And why is that?
No idea.
My friend tells me so.
Ed, can you name your current MEP right now?
No.
Not at all.
Sounds reasonable.
I hate Tommy too.
I'm Jessica Shantanyovsky with Rebel.media out in Manchester today trying to talk to people out here.
One thing you have to understand too is British people are so ugly that they're freaking out talking to her because she's so hot.
What they may have heard of the candidate Tommy Robinson for this region.
Let's go take a look.
Have you heard anything about Tommy Robinson running for MEP in the region?
Yeah, he's a con.
Why is that?
You know why she won't be asking.
That's why I'm asking.
Why give her the vote?
He's racist, he's Islamophobic, and he's a cunt.
Can you give me an example, though?
Like something he's said or done that shows that he's racist or Islamophobic?
Anything that comes out of his mouth is relatively racist.
Always say that.
Same with Trump.
You know?
You guys know anything about Tommy Robinson running?
Every time I talk about Trump to liberals, I'll say, what specific sentence did he say?
And they'll always say, everything.
I don't even know where to start.
Every time he opens his mouth.
So 100% of the thing, well, then it should be easy for you to pluck one out then and give me an example.
And they always have things like Mexicans are rapists and you can grab women by the genitalia.
All things he's never said.
We have totally given up on truth now.
And everything is just aesthetics.
It's one big, huge fashion show where you have your team.
No, go back to that guy.
He's amazing.
Running for MEP in the area.
Why is he that word?
He deserves to have milkshake thrown over him.
He's just offensively offensive.
I'll be honest.
It just boils my bubbles.
So, in your opinion, do you think it's somewhat racist to criticize Islam the way he does?
I think it's racist to criticize Islam full stop.
I mean, it's just wrong.
To be fair, though, if a racist person was in charge of a country or a state or a county or that man, that would be weird.
Imagine if that happened somewhere else in the world.
Oh, nothing springing into.
Oh, yeah, Trump.
That's it.
Have you heard of Tommy Robinson running for MET?
I have like actual aids.
Delivery was so corny.
Let me think about that real quick.
That's the type of person you really need to avoid in politics.
Anyone who says, hmm, let me think, or don't you think, or that kind of stuff, that really smug sarcasm.
Ugh.
So tedious.
Go back to that.
I want to see one more.
Yeah, he's a fascist.
What makes him a fascist?
His views.
Like what?
Can you give me a specific example?
He seems to believe that all people of the Islamic faith are awful, generally.
He's an awful man.
Is it racist to criticize Islam?
I think Tommy Robinson's an awful person.
Thank you.
So you guys are both anti-Tommy?
Can I ask why?
Don't support fascism.
What makes him a fascist exactly?
Well, just some views that I wouldn't agree with.
I don't know.
Have you heard anything about Tommy Robinson running for MEP in this region?
I have.
Yes, I have heard about it.
And so what exactly have you heard?
He's it the Brexit Party they're calling themselves?
But it's just another name for racism.
It makes no difference to me because racism, racism.
I want you voting him and Noel, anyone I know.
Can you give me an example?
What's something racist that he's said or done in the past?
Well, I know that he was a former Conservative and now he's on the Brexit Party and Brexit by nature is racist.
What?
Because they want to like the Brexit Party, right?
All right, that's enough of that.
How tiresome is that?
I really feel like a weight on my shoulders.
I actually feel dehydrated.
It feels hopeless from talking to that guy.
But I wanted to get back to the milkshake thing briefly.
Isn't it shocking how lame their attacks are?
Like when I got pepper sprayed at NYU, cut to that big, cut to the wide.
There you see it, wild NYU protest.
So that night, I got pepper sprayed.
The way they pepper sprayed me was a guy snuck in sort of through, you know, you know, in boxing where the referee is holding them and then he has the mic come up from under his armpit and says, let's make this a fair fight?
It was.
What are you getting audio on there?
I'm sorry.
It was like that.
It was like someone went in through someone's arm, went, and then ran back out and vanished.
Or this Richard Spencer punch they can't get over.
For the record, I'm against Richard Spencer's views.
I am not a white nationalist, not even close.
But this, like, go back.
They're so proud of it.
It's on CBS.
Turn it up.
Video of the white nationalist Richard Spencer being punched in the face during an interview, and I realized Spencer was in a pressed suit, wearing a tie, being interviewed like his opinion mattered, like he should be considered part of the conversation, like neo-Nazism was just one political point of view.
And then I realized there's no better way to show some speech is not equal.
Some speech requires a more visceral response.
It's like Overton's window.
That's determined which ideas of politics.
I can't.
They're all so clearly written by a white man.
And yeah, Richard Spencer's views do belong in the public discourse.
All views belong in the public discourse, no matter how reprehensible.
Fascism is when you don't allow certain views in.
And for the record, Richard Spencer's views are somewhat mainstream.
Yeah, that's right.
Segregation is being practiced all over college campus, where black students are insisting that they have a separate graduation, a separate inauguration, a separate whatever that freshman week thing is, where you get to know, I think they call it Invitation Day.
They are practicing self-segregation all over the country.
So to laugh at Richard Spencer's views and then see them practiced everywhere.
What do you think white flight is?
People are self-segregating all over the country.
And I talked to Cornell about this actually because I was denying racism and he was saying black families, they've done studies where black families will apply to buy a house and they will get responded to much less than when white families apply to buy the house.
And I didn't think of this at the time, and that is true.
That's irrevocable.
But I bet in black areas, white people applying to buy the house would be rejected more often than black people because Americans self-segregate.
I'm against segregation.
That's a radical view I have.
But it's very common.
So this idea that Richard Spencer is some sort of freak, and no, he doesn't want, I can't believe I'm sitting here defending him.
He doesn't want genocide.
That never came up.
He just has a ridiculous belief that you can make America all white.
I think it's silly.
I think it's implausible, but I'm happy to discuss it at any time.
But, sorry, the real reason I keep bringing this up is the attacks.
Like that sucker punch, it's everyone's Twitter feed and punch a Nazi and, oh, I punch Nazis for a living and you always got to punch a Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
And it seems so pathetic.
Like, would you, you guys can't fight.
That's why you run from behind.
Even remember bike lock guy?
That was someone sneaking out, bonking him with a bike lock, and then running away.
That's always the way it is.
This is how we fight, by the way.
This is proud boy Rufio Panman, who had his wedding terrorized, by the way, for this.
This centipede is a predator.
Centipede.
Look at her getting a cigarette in her hand.
And she's trying to get in it with him.
All right, that's enough.
You know, that's a hell of a knockout when you get knocked out and you're standing up still.
I don't approve of right hooks, but boy, can he throw them.
Yeah, I think he approves.
Maybe we should give them a whirl.
All right.
Let's have a...
Yeah, I think we do.
Let's check out the mail bag for a second, shall we?
By the way, Archie Bunker's coming tonight.
No, no, Wednesday night.
I dread it.
I see it looming.
It's like winter is coming.
And they've been advertising it, singing Deluxe Apotman in the sky.
They've been singing that on the show, Woody Harrelson and Jamie Foxx.
I absolutely dread it.
I can't wait.
Here we go.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dare.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
Welcome to the mailbag, folks.
This first letter is from a guy calling himself Edward Edward.
It'll be old news to you when you see this.
It'll be an ancient Chinese secret.
When you get it, it'll be an ancient Chinese cigarette.
Oh, ancient.
It'll be an ancient Chinese cigarette.
Oh, ancient Chinese.
That'll show up as some Huffington Post thing about how I terrorize my Asian employee against his will.
This message is about broadcaster Danny Baker.
He's a really interesting person.
His family are from the Isle of Dogs, blah, blah, blah.
He left school at 14 to work in a record shop owned by Elton John at 72.
He started sniffing glue, the fanzine, not actually the act.
Sniffing Glue was the punk fanzine.
America, New York had punk, and Britain had sniffing glue.
He flew around the world interviewing rock stars for NME, age 18 to 25, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Best broadcaster in the UK.
Because he's not controllable, he's been sacked repeatedly by radio station after radio station.
He's had a number of best-selling novels and sold out tours, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He was recently banned by the BBC because of an accusation of racism without anyone really accusing him of racism.
He is one of the most intelligent people I know of.
Signed Edward Edward.
Now, the reason I chose this letter is because this is a great example of Clown World.
Can you click on the story?
So Megan Markle and Prince Harry had a baby.
And Megan Markle is technically black, but not really.
Like, does anyone see her as black?
You'd have to be the most racist person on earth to see her as black.
But anyway, he finds some old picture of two aristocrats leaving the hospital with a little monkey just in a blazer.
That is so wrong and so funny at the same time.
Imagine hanging out with a little monkey wearing a peacoat and a bowler hat.
I would like to just be at the pub drinking my beer with that monkey and not tell anyone what it's about or why I'm doing it or anything.
So that was seen as racism.
Now, I talked about this with Cornell West and Milo on the free speech episode that you can go to right now.
He was actually fired for not being racist because he wasn't thinking monkey baby when Megan Markle had a baby.
He doesn't see her as black and he doesn't see her as a baby.
And we saw this.
Sorry, he doesn't see her as a monkey.
No one's called a black person a monkey for like a hundred years.
It's not a thing that occurs to us.
What is that?
A Christmas pentagram he's got on his head?
Yeah.
So because it didn't occur to him, he made the joke, and that's why he was fired.
You following me?
Yeah.
Now, this has happened a few times.
There was an H ⁇ M story, and it's why Owen Benjamin always wears a shirt that said the coolest monkey in the jungle.
And it was a black kid, and H ⁇ M got in huge trouble for this.
And they for using a black kid for that shirt.
And they went, it never occurred to us.
I guess technically, yeah, he is black.
We don't see him as a monkey, though.
And then they talk to the model's mother, and she goes, yeah, he's not a monkey.
What are you talking about?
He's my handsome son who's a model.
Why are you getting monkey out of this?
Everyone calls their kids monkeys.
All kids of every race act like monkeys when they're little kids.
And then there was another example of this when there was a writer and he was talking about Jeremy Lin and he said, a chink in the armor.
And he was fired from ESPN because he wasn't racist, because it didn't occur to him that he had used the word chink.
Chink in the armor clearly goes back to the days of armor.
It's much older than chink as an epithet.
And he had used it a million times before, too, by the way, in other articles about weak links on certain teams.
Uh-oh, you've used up all your Washington Posts?
God, man.
It's like they don't want to be good papers.
It's like they don't want to be good papers.
You should have a show.
ESPN fires writer offensive headline about Jeremy Lynn.
Like, they wouldn't even dare say it.
So, you get what I'm saying here?
These guys, Danny Baker, that dude, the H ⁇ M thing, all of these people got in trouble for not either seeing blacks as monkeys or Jeremy Lynn as a chink.
That was their crime.
It's Clown World, Pete Clown World.
Okay, next letter.
You ready for this one?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, we're out of time.
It's from Clayton Howard.
Hey, Gav, I'm 21 years old, although I've wasted the better part of the last five years.
Got wrapped up in a nasty Coke and pill habit, kicked out of school, pretty much wasting every opportunity I've had to party and continue putting off the future with my friends.
I don't really have any animosity towards these people.
I've forged very deep-rooted bonds with these people over the past 10 years.
I love these people, but I know, in fact, they're pulling me down.
I want a life of moderate success to make a name for myself while all of my friends are content living day-to-day, paycheck to paycheck.
I need to distance myself both medical and geographically.
I'm looking to relocate myself in the near future, but I'm worried I'll never have a group of friends like this again.
We all know each other like the back of our hands and care for each other so much, but I can't stick around all these drugs and such.
Any insight?
Quit your friends.
Read this letter, first of all.
They're talking about pulling you down.
Brian's buddy died of an opioid epidemic.
I've had about 12 acquaintances, maybe six close friends, die of heroin or oxy or some other opioid.
I don't know what pills you're doing, but if you're bouncing off Coke, then it's probably Downers and there's probably Oxy in the mix.
Move to Kansas.
Kansas is an awesome scene.
It's sort of got this burgeoning new creative class that's like Williamsburg in the early aughts or the East Village in the 80s, but without the crime.
Kansas is an awesome city with a lot of employment and a lot going on.
Yeah, dump your friends.
Never speak to them again.
Don't tell them where you're going.
And don't hang out with them when you come back to visit because they will still be partying.
Your tolerance will go down and you will die.
Almost every junkie I know died from a can of Budweiser.
Bud kills junkies dead because they start partying and then they have two beers, then they have three beers, and the next thing you know, they buy some Coke and then they get some heroin and then they do a dosage like they were doing back in their party days and they OD.
All right, we're out of time, but I do want to end on a cringe note.
You've probably seen this by now, but I want to watch it together with you.
Jim Carrey is the worst guy in the world.
I knew someone who worked with him on the Lemony Snicket movie, and he hogged all the kids' lines.
He demanded to do 80 takes.
He bullied the kids in Lemony Snicket.
At one point, the little boy, one of the boys on it, it was one of the most overpriced movies of all time.
I think they spent like $70 million or something like that.
And they had a set where they just had a shop building stuff all day.
They built a lake.
They built a concrete lake in that movie.
And so the crew made him a cool bike, like a Pee-Wee's big adventure bike with like rockets on the side and lights and stuff.
And they spent days on it because they had time to kill and plenty of money.
So they made this bike.
And the little kid wants to see it.
$125 million.
Holy crap.
And he shows Jim Carrey, who never looked at him once the whole movie.
And he goes, hey, Jim, look.
And Jim Carrey goes, oh, nah, that's nothing.
Hey, kid, check this out.
And then he shows the little boy his customized BMW with voice activation and this stereo and these speakers in the back.
He had to one-up a little kid.
Now, I know that's not the cruelest thing in the world.
In fact, it's probably much worse that he gave a woman so many STDs, she killed herself.
That's probably worse.
But I think it's a good example of the kind of person he is.
I mean, can you imagine yourself, some little kid shows you something cool and your first instinct is to show him that you have cooler stuff as a famous Hollywood actor?
Anyway, his ego made him make this Video to Emma Stone, and it is the cringiest thing I think I've ever seen.
What do you think, Ryan?
It's pretty bad, and I like the guy.
You like Jim Carrey?
You're fired.
Well, not currently.
I like his movies.
Like what?
You know, when he says, P-A-R-T-Y, cause I gotta.
That kind of stuff.
I guess the cable guy was okay.
Yeah, it was great.
I think that whole Andy Kaufman movie he did, where he said I was pretending to be an asshole the whole time, I think he is an asshole, and he just pretended it was all an act.
See, that's what I'm thinking here.
Like, maybe he's being a snicket.
He's in character as Snicket Man.
And he's like, I got to be mean to kids.
That's one of the worst theories I've ever heard.
Well, he's a method actor, maybe.
Wow.
You should open a factory of bad ideas.
Because you are just an endless turbine.
Assembly line of garbage.
All right, let's watch this.
It's a message for Emma Stone.
Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kind-hearted.
And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you.
Actors think they're in movies all the time.
Chubby little freckle-faced kids.
We'd laugh all day.
She is a chubby freckle-faced kid.
You're a child, you disgusting old man.
Tell ghost stories by the fire.
What?
What?
sex, doof.
And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you.
What?
Oh, boy.
God, I'm not.
I'm 49.
I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard.
Did he write this?
It takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to.
These are the only discernible signs that I've been doing.
Just pause for a second here.
So she's supposed to see this and go and fall madly in love with him?
And they start dating.
Is this the plan?
When he says the pee stuff, this is supposed to be her.
Is he imagining her going...
Crying?
Yeah.
She does one of those cry laughs.
And then he says the pee thing, and she goes, pee.
Yeah.
That's so, so, so bad.
It really is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
And I've seen footage of every World War.
Like, I bet Vietnam vets would rather go back to Phnom Penh than watch this entire thing.
I'd rather throw that Stelgray in that schoolhouse again.
Anyway, baloney.
I'd rather rescue burnt babies from a village inferno.
Continued success and artistic fulfillment.
But most of all, I wish you love and contentment.
That's all.
Do you think it's a joke?
I looked it up.
I wouldn't bring it to you if I hadn't done a bit of research.
There is no evidence that this is like part of a prank or a scene from a movie.
What?
What's the chin?
He's crying.
Well, what?
What?
He's crying.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dude, I haven't seen the whole thing.
You're kidding.
He said, I love you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I do.
Bro.
Just kill him.
Just shoot him.
Yeah.
Just shoot him.
Yeah, that's death.
It's like a horse.
You know, when it breaks its leg, like he's.
We don't need him anymore.
We got the cable guy.
We got a couple good movies.
He's done.
He's finished.
He's broken.
He's damaged.
This isn't real, though, is it?
Wait a minute.
I, Olive Pendergast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size, and the occasional corny knock-knock joke, do enter this video blog as evidence in the case against me.
And because I'm being judged by a jury of my peers.
No, that's an audition tape, but they labeled it response to Jim Carrey.
Oh.
It's pretty funny, but.
Wait, wait, maybe it's not.
Oh, no, no, it's not.
Don't do live research, dude.
We already punished them with a one-minute break to find the Zulu warrior.
That was bad.
All right, we're out of time, folks.
I want to get that little girl on Sophie, who's like 14 and making very incendiary videos.
I want to warn her that she's stepping in dangerous territory.
And there's this cop I want to talk to, Vincent Parko, I think his name is.
He's the guy who inspired the movie Fatal Attraction.
He gave the crazy bitch the gun that shot that lover's husband.
I'm not doing the story very well, but he's going to jail, I believe, because he is accused of entrapping a Hasidic Jew who was molesting kids, and he got the guy to see a prostitute, and then the prostitute ended up pegging him with the strap on, this Hasidic Jewish pedophile.
And then I think they abandoned the story and decided to just extort him because the tape was so shocking.
This is all just paraphrasing stuff.
I haven't done the research yet, but I was going to get him on as a Skype, and I realized, dude, I need to sit down with this guy.
He's one of the most story.
He's like 75 years old.
He's been a cop all these years, NYPD.
Or he's a detective, sorry.
And I need to have like an hour and a half long discussion with him.
Usually people have one doozy in their life.
He's got like 10.
He used to have a show called like Vincent PD or something.
Anyway, that's enough for today, folks.
We'll probably have a guest tomorrow.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Why are you laughing at me?
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