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May 20, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E13 - THANK HEAVENS FOR LITTLE GIRLS
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That's Grant Hart.
2541.
It was the first place we had to ourselves.
I didn't know it would be the last.
2540, 25.
That's Grant Hart, heroin addict and drummer for the band Hoosker Doo.
And Ryan and I, our new kick is that rock and roll is the devil's music, and the devil has some jams.
We don't like that it keeps killing our friends.
Heroin, of course.
Satan, heroin, same thing.
But you can't deny that the devil can rock.
Well, yeah.
If you're in rock and roll, you have the power of all of hell behind you.
And he takes you at 27.
That's his thing.
Right.
Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, Amy Winehouse.
Always 27.
That's the age he likes to pluck you.
I guess because that's kind of when you're at your best, and then he wants hell to be his thing.
And then people go, well, Christian rock sucks, so God isn't good.
No, no.
God's music is classical.
It's so good we can't wrap our minds around it.
You know the guy at the shoot, at the Milo Cornell shoot?
Yeah.
What do you say?
Oh, you say, oh, you guys aren't.
Christian music sucks.
You guys aren't Creed fans, are you?
That was very funny.
Creed to the Christian band.
That was a good joke.
That was very funny.
Thank you for indulging us, Ryan.
By the way, Ryan, I just want to throw you a compliment for a change.
Really?
That intro is really just epic.
It's exactly, it's better than what I had in my head when I asked you to make it.
That rules.
Prince Vince and the balance of punk and the ghetto blasters in 80s New York.
It really summarizes what this show is.
And I'm very proud that it's, like, I feel cool when I walk onto the studio.
That's awesome.
And I walk onto the set.
Well, it's a collaborative Ebert, F. Ebert.
No, it's not really.
Oh, well, thank you.
I said, like, Subways would be cool and the clash when they played New York City would be cool, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But I just threw things out.
Hmm.
You assembled it beautifully.
Thank you very much.
I'm proud of that.
You didn't like the one with the sound effects, though, right?
No, that was too much.
That was too Monty Python.
We've got a fun show for you today.
There's this chick, Soph.
According to Joe Bernstein, the alt-right, the newest far-right foul-mouthed red-pilling star is named Soph.
This is the thing with the left.
Anyone who doesn't take their insane trope seriously is far-right.
So if they say we need four bathrooms for all the different genders and we go, that sounds ridiculous, you're far right.
I don't even think most of the people who watch this show or listen to what I have to say would consider themselves conservatives.
I don't think you would consider yourself a conservative.
Tend to be Christian, tend to be pro-life, but those aren't deal breakers.
A lot of guys I know are pro-choice, and my wife is pro-choice.
But like fiscal conservative, closed borders, Islam can be a problem.
But mostly, I'm not listening to all your stupid shit.
Like when AOC says fossil fuels have to be abolished and the world's going to end, or when they say that 9-11 was some people that did something.
Basically, when they say crazy shit and we laugh at it, we're far right.
So this little girl, I hope I'm not trivializing her.
She's 14 and she does pretty good videos.
And you know what's kooky about it?
She's making pretty good money doing it.
And economically, if you want to make money, and Weiss did this after I left, you go for the girls.
The young girl dollar is like no other.
It's better than the gay dollar.
It's better than the black dollar.
They are the biggest spenders in America.
So if you want to make money, have a makeup channel.
Become Joey, what's his name?
James Charles?
Yes.
I think I have him in my notes, by the way.
Yeah, if you're doing makeup tutorials or something, or that's why Kylie Jenner is almost a billionaire.
Do you know how hard you have to work in construction to become a billionaire?
The money is in the girls.
Now, it's not my cup of tea, young girls, so I've avoided it.
But if you really want to be rich, get involved in like makeup and all the chick stuff.
I don't know what the kids are into these days.
So the reason I bring that up is to say the left wants to make her a pariah, but she's about to make a lot more money and be a lot more influential than any of the people criticizing her.
But before we talk to Soph, and I assume you're trying to get her starting now, because it seems to take us about half an hour to get someone on the goddamn horn.
Yes.
I want to talk about Paul's fire pit.
Now, Milo has hired my friend Paul to help him with stuff around the house.
And I made this fatal mistake myself.
He was out of work.
He got doxxed as a proud boy and got fired.
I felt bad about that.
So I said, hey, I got a million odd jobs to do around my house.
And he proceeded to destroy my home.
He painted our guest room and he got paint on the carpet.
And I go, he was using the roller.
He went so low, he touched the carpet.
So there's a strip of paint.
And I go, dude, what the?
I have to replace my whole carpet now.
By the way, there are carpet cleaner guys who can come and they have solvents to remove paint.
So don't do that at any point.
You know what his solution was?
Don't worry, dude.
I let it dry and I sand it off.
I sand a carpet.
Have you ever heard that before?
No.
It turns it into like Buckwheat's hair.
Anyway, so Milo has made the mistake of taking...
I heard Adam Carolla talking about this on Howard Stern.
He said, Carpenters are always employed unless they're terrible.
He said, When you hear someone's out of work, they're usually not talented.
People who are good at something, anything, they're employed, especially people with a trade.
And when you see someone who's unemployed for a long time constantly, they're probably a nightmare to work with.
Like, for example, Mark Stein.
Mark Stein's a genius.
He's one of the greatest writers of our generation.
He's a nightmare to work with, I'm told.
And why isn't the greatest writer of our generation syndicated in every newspaper across the country?
Because people don't like working with him because he's, I've heard, cuckoo.
Anyway, Paul is cuckoo, and he said to Milo, by the way, I had Milo and Cornell West on a show that you can find on this channel.
It's Free Speech Presents.
Great.
And it starts out very heady and academic.
I was just sort of sitting there going, who's Chekhov?
Wow, you guys sure read a lot of books.
What is the Enlightenment again?
Scots were involved in that, weren't they?
Okay.
Wow.
What's the biggest fart you ever had in your life?
I had all these notes and I didn't get to them because those guys were off.
And don't make that into a Z, Kyle.
I didn't see Kyle.
I didn't see my brother Kyle.
Anyway, so Paul goes, I can make you a really cool fire pit and I'll do it for free.
Actually, what I do is I use these rustic sort of tools from the area.
Now that sounds, that should have been your first red flag.
Because to make a fire pit and have all the bricks fit, I mean, I hear these guys, my neighbors are having all this stonework done in their backyard.
And all I hear for the past two months is king, king, king, king, king, as they make these bricks align.
The idea of just finding a bunch of bricks, nah, I'm not buying it.
Now, I used to subscribe to a magazine called Handyman Magazine.
Can you dig that up?
I highly recommend it.
You know these stupid life hacks where they go, take an eraser, cut it in half, glue it to your wall, then put a thumbtack in the eraser, and then you can hang a rubber band on the thumbtack.
It's a life hack.
No, it's not.
You just ruin my wall and my eraser.
But Handyman Magazine has really cool stuff.
I think I let my subscription lapse.
Look at that.
And it's all incredibly talented people showing you how to do really awesome stuff.
And I bet, look up the Family Handyman fire pit.
I bet, because I think I remember them talking about a cheap fire pit.
It's really cheap to make.
Bricks, you can get this many bricks for 20 bucks, right?
You get a bunch of bricks.
You just dig a hole.
It doesn't matter what's in the hole.
Is this from Handyman Magazine?
Is that from Handyman Magazine?
Yeah, it says it's got the Handyman watermark in the bottom left.
And it says Handyman.
Oh, there we go.
Family fire pit.
Okay, so this is perfect.
Thank you, Ryan.
Thank you.
When someone, I'm being really nice to you today for some reason.
It could have been the maker's mark.
I have stomach problems, and I think you feel bad.
Nope.
Okay.
This is what, when someone says, hey, man, I'll build you a fire pit.
This appears in your head.
Okay?
I'm a middle-aged man.
This is what we imagine when we hear a fire pit.
So this was the fire pit that was built for Milo Yiannopoulos.
*laughter*
I feel bad now.
Oh my God.
Milo and I talked about this for, I would say, two hours.
I go, what does your husband think about it?
And he says, black people don't like to go outside.
Thank God.
So he hasn't actually seen it yet.
I go, dude, it looks like a dinosaur took a shit in your yard.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
And the amazing thing was Paul was defending himself.
He goes, what?
It's rustic.
Rustic simplicity.
I go, wait a minute, go back to it.
How deep is it?
Like 12 inches?
It should be a foot deep.
It should be perfectly round.
It's got this sort of like, it's just, it looks like it took 10 seconds and it gets worse.
The gravel you see in it, which is for drainage, whatever the hell that means.
Drainage, what are you talking about?
How do those help drain anything?
He stole that gravel from Milo's neighbor's driveway.
He just got a shovel and a bucket and went stealing from the neighbor.
I'm sure the neighbors enjoyed looking outside and seeing some John Belushi-shaped guy with a mohawk scooping up their gravel.
To be fair.
You said, what is that, 12 inches?
It should be at least, it should be a foot deep.
Yeah?
12 inches is a foot.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
But this is rustic simplicity.
So you're defending him?
I'm not defending anybody.
I'm just saying.
Do you like that?
That's rustic simplicity.
Do you think that's a cool?
That's a cool.
Let me explain this.
That's a cool fire pit if it's 250,000 years ago and your name is Ugg.
Ugh Villa.
That is for cavemen.
That was built by Tim the Fool Man Taylor.
So then I'm like, Paul, you have Down syndrome.
Like, you need to be taken care of.
How do you wash?
And he goes, oh, yeah.
Like, he keeps defending.
He goes, I thought it was pretty good.
It was rustic.
And then he shows me a picture of Donald Trump Jr.
I couldn't find it on his Instagram, so don't bother.
Oh, yeah.
But it goes way back.
You have it?
Yeah, he sent me it.
Oh, my God.
So he's defending himself to you.
To me, yeah.
Because he knew I was going to talk.
I think I told him I'm going to dedicate an entire show to his incompetence.
Well, I don't know.
You know, here's another one.
You see this thing?
I had that delivered to my home in the suburbs, and they delivered the frame first, that silver frame.
While he was helping me with the guest house by painting the rug, I said, can you assemble this bed?
Which he can't do.
He doesn't have the IQ to assemble a bed, I swear to God.
He thought the frame of this was the box spring.
I have a tempur-pedic bed in the guest room.
It doesn't have a box spring.
So he just stuck that frame from this under the mattress.
So when I got the poster board, I go, hey, I got to take this into the studio.
Where is the frame for this?
And I eventually found it stuffed under a mattress because he thought it was a box spring.
It's not even remote.
We have a king bed.
It's Not even remotely the same dimensions.
Okay, so what do you got there?
Okay.
So that's Donald Trump Jr. with a very similar fireplace.
And Paul's contention is that your problem, Gavin, is you're not seeing the genre of what I was doing.
I was doing rustic.
I wasn't doing the fancy handyman one.
Paul, that picture that you showed is from a camping trip.
Donald Trump Jr. is an avid hunter.
So he made that in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere with his son just by grabbing garbage rocks and throwing them down and burning stuff.
So that picture is actually my point.
My point is that your garbage fire pit looks like someone who was hunting and just built something in the woods on a lark.
That's not a fire pit.
That's a you're fired pit.
Didn't you say something where you're going to set up a site from called The Italian Job?
What was the joke?
I forgot.
You said you were a little lit up.
Yeah, I was wasted.
Well, I got drunk because Milo and I sat at a bar for five hours discussing this.
I was destroyed by the time I was finally done talking about Z worst fire pit I've ever seen in a residential home.
And then Milo threw his pipe out the window.
You were beating him up because his pipe, too?
Yeah.
You think it's an affectation?
We rented this bar, right?
We're very lucky.
And it's Cornell West and Milo.
So like we spent a lot of money on this.
And I'm worried someone's not going to show up and someone's going to be late or they're going to get offended or they're going to just say, you know what?
Forget it.
And we only had Cornell West for an hour and a half.
And he comes in reeking of pipe because he smokes a goddamn pipe.
Like, who are you, Sailor Jerry?
And he starts reeking up the bar.
And the bartender goes, what is that?
Is someone smoking a pipe?
And Paul's like, I put it in my pocket.
I'm done.
Who smokes a goddamn pipe?
You can smoke a pipe if you're a professor and you're in your salon at home.
Maybe.
Rustic simplicity.
Rustic simplicity.
Anyway, God, I took up a lot of time talking about that, didn't I?
Yeah.
It's unbelievable.
Not enough.
Stolen gravel.
A pile of rocks.
What is that thing?
I'll tell you what.
Even if we were camping and say like the guy, he couldn't come with us that day.
We were hunting or something.
And he said, I'm way too sunburned.
I'm going to stay home, stay at camp, and nurse my wounds or something.
Okay, pussy.
And then we came back and we saw he built a little that.
I would, even as a camper, I'd go, oh, man, you must be really hungover.
Are you okay?
I would think that he's got some sort of major problem, even as a camper for a fire that we're going to be using for the next three hours.
It's not even worth three hours.
You know what?
I saw that spot that he missed because he kept bragging that he did that, painted your room, whatever.
And I noticed that he missed a spot, and I sent him a picture of it.
So this has been ongoing.
Do you have that in hand?
His good work.
I'm looking for it.
No.
No, I don't.
All right.
I do.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Oh, you found it?
Yeah, I absolutely do have it.
Okay, let's see what you got.
I assume this is a joke, but I don't want to spoil it.
It's not a joke.
So this is him painting my guest room in the burbs.
It looks pretty dark.
I'm going to get in front of this camera.
The point is, he missed his spot.
What is this?
I can't.
Oh, I didn't tell him to paint the ceiling.
He did that.
He did that.
I don't know.
That's the worst delivery.
You've ruined the pace of the show.
Everyone at home is in a bad mood now.
I take back the compliments I gave you at the beginning of the show.
You've ruined everything.
You're fired.
I'm going to kill your family.
That's so bad.
Oh, I want to ask that to Soph, too.
Are they threatening her family?
Do you remember those little kids that would say, fuck you, Trump?
Pull those up because I want to mention that when I'm talking to her.
Okay.
Because I think the undertones with her criticism is that her brother or someone or me or the right is like making her do this, which is why it's good to interview her because you can see that she's a human being who can articulate her own things.
But the left does not hesitate to use kids, much younger than her.
She's 14.
She was an adult two generations ago.
But remember this crap?
It's so depressing and dirty.
Donald Trump?
Screaming, get out of my country.
Republicans use offensive words.
So here's a few of our own.
Fuck you, racist fuck.
What?
I don't remember this at all.
Oh, really?
And we've got something to say.
I'm Rosa.
I'm Ricardo.
My friends call me Rick.
But you keep calling me Anchor, baby?
Wow, racist dick?
When you think Mexican immigrants are rapists, murders, drug viewers, you know it's racist clothes for words like spicks, wet bags, and be nerds.
And you have attacked people for speaking Mexican in this nation.
Did he say speaking Mexican?
Maybe a little less Mexican.
Strawman Heaven.
That's what the left is.
And I've talked about this before.
Like, all the criticisms I get, I hear them and I realize you're listening to someone's interpretation of what I said.
You're listening to my enemy's version of what I have to say.
So you're asking the Yankees about the Boston Red Sox.
And guess what?
The Yankees have a lot of negative shit to say about the Boston Red Sox.
Why don't you go to the Red Sox?
Why don't you watch them play and see how evil they are?
All right, I wanted to get to this, this, this woman, Ava Duvernay.
She was on like Vanity Fair or some L, some dumb magazine.
Oh, I think you should have the link there.
It's the first one under Central Park 5.
She's like, the world's the most powerful women in America.
And it has her and that Asian chick from Crazy Rich Asians who is clearly mental.
Is that?
Oh, no, that's not it.
Okay, so I don't have it, but she's on the cover of some story, is like the most powerful woman, the woman of power.
And she's got this thing coming out.
When you see this, it'll already be out.
And it's about the Central Park V. And they did this with hidden figures, those girls with NASA.
Simmer down.
I'm not done yet.
And they said, oh, the hidden figures are these three black women are the ones who started the space program.
They're the ones behind everything.
And there's lies in it.
Like, there's a scene where she can't use the bathroom because the bathrooms are segregated.
The bathrooms were not segregated at NASA.
They may have been before NASA happened, but NASA had a strict rule about no segregation.
They overrode all Jim Crow.
None of that's going to happen.
But still, they had her walking like a mile to go pee.
Never happened.
And they have her coming up with tweaks for the solar panels and stuff.
Look, I don't care.
I'm not saying I'm mad because you had a woman of color as a successful aeronautics engineer.
I don't care about that.
I care about the lies.
Those women were math janitors.
Black people were cheap labor back then.
So they would have them go through piles and piles and piles of formulas and check the math to make sure it was right because obviously it was important not to have any mistakes and to pay a rich, you know, a well-educated white dude to do it cost too much money.
So they used cheap labor to check the math stats.
There was no magic there.
Now things have gotten way crazier.
That was, they took a lot of liberties with hidden figures, but at least those women did work at NASA.
This new Ava Duvernay special about the Central Park 5 is mind-blowing.
Let me just tell you what happened, okay?
Central Park was a nightmare back in the 80s.
Rape was everywhere.
And these guys, this gang of kids, raped a woman into a coma, but only one of them actually did the penetration.
And they were recently exonerated because there wasn't enough evidence.
They are guilty.
They are rapists.
But because they're exonerated, we're now going back through history and rewriting the story.
Look at this trailer for the Central Park V movie that Ava has got coming up.
She's a liar.
She's lying.
Oh, it's a series.
You watch them grow.
You watch them race.
It's all made up.
Hey, I'm going to go for a fun walk in my collegiate jacket.
Then I step out the door and I'm arrested for no reason at all.
What the hell?
Then I'm thrown in a room with a bunch of strangers I've never met who are also accused of rape.
We're all good kids.
Look, we're wearing little ties.
You go into those projects and you stop every little thug you see.
You bring in every kid who was in the park last night.
What?
They were just in the, what were they doing in the park?
Practicing their bassoon?
Based on the true story of the Central Park 5.
And now we're still just as racist as that racist day.
Okay.
And Coulter has written extensively about this, so we don't have time enough to go through her whole article, but this story is shocking.
The biggest thing in this case is that the DNA didn't convict them.
That's true, but DNA wasn't used back then.
None of the defense DNA was found in the jogger cervix or on her sock, the only samples that were taken.
DNA was very primitive back then.
They didn't understand how to use it yet.
So you're using 2019 forensics on when was this?
What year was it?
April 19th, 1989, 10 years after my birth.
10 days after my, 9 days after my birth.
1989?
Yes.
Why do you have to add your birth in there?
We talked about this the other day.
Stop injecting yourself into stories.
It's very unmanly.
It's a very important day.
On the drive to the precinct, Raymond Santana blurted out, I had nothing to do with the rape.
All I did was feel the woman's tits.
The cops didn't even know about a rape yet.
Minor detail that Ava's left out in her movie about the little collegiate boy.
Yusuf Salam announced to the detective interviewing him, I was there, but I didn't rape her.
Even if true, under the law, anyone who participated in the attack is guilty of a rape.
Two of Corey Wise's friends said that when they ran into him on the street the day after the attack, he told them the cops were after him.
You heard about that woman that was beat up and raped in the park last night?
That was us.
So it goes on and on to talk about quotes and the mountains of evidence taken to the scene of the crime by a detective and a prosecutor.
He said, damn, damn, that's a lot of blood.
I knew she was bleeding, but I didn't know how bad she was.
It was dark.
I couldn't see how much blood there was at night.
What is, like, how is Ava Duvernay getting away with this Netflix series?
Wise also told a detective that someone he thought was named Rudy stole the jogger's Walkman and belt pouch.
The jogger was still in a coma.
The police did not know yet that a Walkman had been stolen from her.
There was a weird one, too, where he thought it was going to help.
Oh yeah, this is my favorite one.
Wise told a friend's sister, Melody Jackson, that he didn't rape the jogger.
He only held her legs down while Kevin Richardson fucked her.
Jackson volunteered this information to the police thinking it would help Weiss.
Man, rape, I just held her legs down.
Why am I the bad guy?
Meanwhile, Netflix has morphed that into they're just boys with little ties on and collegiate jackets who were practicing for band camp and they got thrown in jail for no reason because they were innocent.
Now, the only question that remains with me is how much of that is willful ignorance and just down it straight up lying?
And how much of it is her just being remarkably naive and going, oh, they were innocent?
Okay, I have a good idea for a movie.
Is it laziness?
And it gets to the point, too, where, well, when you're that negligent, that's just as bad.
I mean, if someone told me to do a documentary about the Central Park V or a drama, I would at least look it up and look at what the evidence was.
Like, doesn't she know she's going to get caught?
I'm genuinely confused by this.
I don't know if she's pulling a fast one over on us or if she thinks she's going to get away with it.
It's sort of like it's sort of like Barack Obama when he said the wage gap, when he said women get paid less than men.
I thought, didn't your researchers tell you that that's not for the same amount of work?
Or did you knowingly just say a lie, realizing it would get legs?
Anyway, well, you got to read that article by Ann Coulter because it really summarizes how far you can distort the truth in this day and age, just to sell a narrative that America is a horrible racist hellhole.
And we need to elect a woman of color next as the next president to erase all this horrible prejudice.
Anyway, I'm getting too heavy and it's bumming everyone out.
So I want to talk to homeless me about the funniest Jew in the world.
To last.
Thank you.
We'll be right back.
Hi, George Orwell said, within every joke is a tiny revolution.
And I believe the secret to true comedy is bravery.
And yeah, as John Cleese pointed out, there is inevitably some mean-spiritedness within it.
Which brings me to the funniest Jew in the world.
Yes, Adam Sandler has some great films.
He seems like a good guy.
He's got some stinkers, but he's got some great films and some great sketches and some great characters.
Mel Brooks, obviously, incredibly funny Jew.
I think this might be the funniest Jew in the world.
And I know I'm supposed to say Jewish person, although I spoke to someone in Israel who said, we don't like Jewish because it sounds ish, like I'm just Jew-ish.
We actually like Jew better.
So I'm going to stick with Jew just because I like brevity and brevity is wit.
And I think the bravery that this young Hasid, Hasidic Jew, shows in this clip makes me want to be his very close friend.
Let's check out what he did at this thing.
And they're swinging that way.
And they're about to swing that way and boom.
I like how he has his jacket on first padding.
Does he have vans on?
Now here's, that's my favorite part, actually.
The mad guy.
Because just pause it right, right, right.
That guy.
So that guy's part of the whole wedding party, whatever this thing is.
He's fucking pissed.
And that is a sign of a good joke, is that you got someone mad.
Like to go out there and go, why the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side?
And everyone goes, oh, that's okay.
That's not interesting to me.
That's not good comedy.
This guy pissed off people that were his peers, his family, friends, important people to him.
He pissed off this entire party because he's basically punk rock.
And I think it's impossible to be funny without being punk rock.
And this guy did it at a, I don't know what this is, some sort of very traditional Orthodox Jewish wedding doohickey.
And the fact that he did it so well and so many people fell down, he obviously didn't seriously hurt anyone.
He is the funniest Jew in the world.
BuzzFeed was just talking about this young girl.
Everyone's talking about her actually.
What's her name?
Soph?
Lieutenant Corpus?
Soph.
So show the article here about Soph.
It's the third link.
YouTube's newest far-right, foul-mouthed, red-pilling star is a 14-year-old girl.
They've blurred her face, which is weird because that video is available on the site.
That's her mocking Islam.
Soph's scripts, which she says she writes with a collaborator, are familiar.
A mix of hatred towards Muslims.
It's so weird that these Jewish left-wing activists are so convinced that an attack on a Muslim is an attack on them.
Secular Jews, secular liberal Jews, a large division of them seem to be convinced that Muslims are the same as Jews.
Muslims tend to be disproportionately anti-Semitic, folks.
I don't know if you've ever been to Paris, but Jwiff, which is Jew in French, is written all over Jews' cars.
If you think Jews and Muslims are the same, wear a yarmulke around northern Paris and get back to me.
So secular liberal Jews, come back over here to our side, the sane side, because those guys don't like you.
But anyway, Joan Bernstein is one of these guys, and he's concerned that she is spouting anti-black racism, Byzantine fear-mongering about pedophilia, tissue-thin incel evolutionary psychology.
What the hell are you talking about?
And reflexive misanthropy that could have been copied and pasted from a thousand different 4chan posts.
He's obsessed with 4chan.
Of course, it's all presented in the terminally ironic style, polarized by boundary-pushing comedy groups, like the influential Million Dollar Extreme, and adopted of late by white supremacist mass shooters in Christchurch and San Diego.
Now, if you recall, Joe Bernstein's a guy who shut down, there we go, the alt-right has its very own show in it alt-to-im, same Joe Bernstein.
And he shut down MDE because he convinced the broadcaster that Sam Hyde was hiding swastikas somehow.
He was secretly putting white supremacist messages in the comedy show.
Which I had Sam on my old show discussing that, and the obvious he didn't.
Although, you know what?
There was a Muslim cartoonist who worked for Marvel, and he was sneaking pro-Islamic things into the comic, if you can dig that up.
Things like the address of the building that they were fighting in would be a passage from the Quran.
I'm going to start saying Quran.
No, it's not Muhammad cartoons controversy, you dunce.
Marvel Comics cartoonist smuggled in, whatever.
Anyway, Joe Bernstein is a real he is something else, folks.
What was that?
Muslim Marvel comics artists hid anti-Jewish, anti-Christian messages.
So isn't that funny that the thing that they're accusing the right of is actually happening on the far left and in Islam?
Anyway, and of course, these people can't live up to their own scrutinies.
Joe Bernstein has quite a history of racism.
He seems to think that he's not a white man, I guess because he's Jewish.
But he has tweets like the best thing about being Jewish is never having to say you're sorry.
Ryan, give up on the Marvel Comics thing.
We now got to find this Kill a White Man Today tweet.
It's the second last series of links.
I remember this, yeah.
Oh, God damn it.
Kill a white man.
Kill a straight white man on your way to work tomorrow.
So that's where he's coming from.
What else has he got down there?
Being a Jew means never having to say you're sorry.
Breaking.
White hicks are frequently racist morons.
What's the next one?
Every white person who wears clear frames and writes about what?
Go down?
White Factor should have to be a garbage man for a year.
The only group toucher than white American soccer fans are people who talk about beer like it's wine.
Being a Jew means never having to say sorry you're white.
Fat old diabetic white idiot is racist and so on and so on and so on.
We see where Joe is centered.
But I don't know.
I want to talk to her.
We're trying to call her right now, are we not?
Yep.
We're trying to call her right now and I want to talk to her and just say be careful because this side is a dangerous place to be and we've seen what it's done to Laura Loomer.
She's on the edge.
She's frequently suicidal.
And I've seen it ruin strong men.
I've seen it make their lives unlivable.
I've seen them leave the country.
Like Joey, remember that guy, Joey Bananas, Joey Benitos or something?
He was a proud boy for a while.
He became a cowboy and moved to Colombia.
Joey Benitez?
Or they had, remember Pamela Geller?
Her kids were doxed and their lives became unlivable and Pamela Geller had to vanish.
I mean, people have round-the-clock security.
The left, a lot of the left has been convinced that a lot of the right are homicidal Nazi maniacs, thanks to writers like Joe Bernstein.
And they want us dead.
And young girls are not great at defending themselves.
So I'm going to talk to her about some of the controversial things she's been accused of saying.
Like, check out this.
This is the worst it gets.
So the left is accusing her.
This is, did you really say this?
Third from the bottom?
The left is accusing her of being on this sort of gamer chat room where she was Lieutenant Faggot and she allegedly said, fuck all Muslims, fuck them all.
I wish they would drop an atomic bomb on the Middle East already.
I fucking hate those sand niggers.
That's pretty rich.
And, you know, it's funny that Joe Bernstein can say, kill a straight white man today with reckless abandon.
That's no problem.
But if there's a rumor that this woman said that once, then her career is over for the rest of her life.
So we definitely have a double standard here.
But that being said, don't say stuff like that.
That's a bad thing to say.
Even here on the right.
Even amongst Islamophobes, you'll never hear Robert Spencer, not Richard.
You'll never hear Robert Spencer say something so incendiary.
So let's talk to her.
Please tell me, you got her?
After a bumper.
Alright, let's do a bumper.
It's so much different now.
I'd say that the situation's reversed.
Soph, are you there?
Yes.
How are you doing, little kid?
I'm doing good.
It's a lot of chaos in my environment, a lot of stuff going on at school and whatnot.
So dealing with that.
You don't have to tell me what city you're in.
I actually don't want you to, but what region?
Are you in a liberal region of the country?
Yeah, I'm in California, so it is quite liberal, but it's not that bad because the kids are surprisingly open to free speech, and a lot of them are conservative, and that sort of surprised me because I expected around 50% to at least to be liberal, and that's not the case.
So the cat's out of the bag.
Everyone at school knows you're that right-wing chick.
Yeah.
Would you describe yourself as right-wing?
I mean, I guess so.
I don't like being pinned to ideologies like that, especially being so young.
Yeah.
But, I mean, like, because I just follow what I think is right.
I don't really look at an ideology and then adopt all the beliefs from that.
I just sort of work through it.
So if you want to call me right-wing, that's fine.
I just, I'm not a fan of like political denominations.
I agree with you.
You know, I met a guy at Fox News, an engineer, a black guy, and he said, yo, I don't agree with all the stuff you say, but I respect that you have the balls to say it or something like that.
And I thought, actually, what I said to him was, what views?
And then I thought later, I don't have views.
I don't have political beliefs.
I have an opinion based on the data, but if the data changes, then my opinion will change.
It's just like, this is what I think is going on.
It's not a religion.
Now, you have the dogs after you, and I'm worried because I'm an old rich guy, and it's really hard.
Now that these dogs are after you, I don't want to intimidate you, but they're going to go after your family.
They're going to go after, you know, your dad's job, your mom's friend's restaurant.
Like, they're relentless, this mob.
And they've decided that you're next.
Doesn't that, that worries me on your behalf?
Well, yeah.
And my family is certainly aware of that.
We're looking out for that.
There have been journalists that have tried to contact my dad and say he's harboring a terrorist.
Some even, the one even contacted my grandmother.
Oh, my God.
Okay, go after my parents, but like, leave my grandma alone.
She's like in her late 70s just watching like cable Television, just leave her alone, man.
And yeah, stuff like that and having to work stuff out with law enforcement.
We're, you know, we're definitely conscious of that.
Law enforcement?
So what was that?
Like threats to your family?
Well, law enforcement is aware that there may be threats in the future, so they've approached us on that.
But also, there are some people who were calling them up, pretending that those joke threats I made to the CEO of YouTube were serious, like, oh, she's actually going to go kill Susan.
We got to watch out.
A buddy thrown in jail for that.
He said that weird Turkish woman should have finished the job or something like that when she went shooting up YouTube.
And he spent the night in jail.
Jeez, that's crazy.
But yeah, they just had to ask us questions about that.
If I really had like a Luger in my house or something like that, if I had weaponry or like so.
Well, I was listening to this Joe Bernstein article about you.
We're just talking about it.
And by the way, Joe Bernstein is an idiot who says things like, kill a straight white man on your way to work today with reckless abandon.
That's no problem.
But he's effective because the left, I don't know, the mob is effective.
And he had a Million Dollar Extreme show shut down.
And he set his sights on you saying that, God, the rhetoric around his article, like Byzantine fear-mongering and tissue-thin incel evolutionary psychology.
It sounds like a liberal arts professor, all these allegations.
But one of them disturbed me, and I would be remiss not to bring it up.
Some guy is saying that you're Lieutenant Faggot on a gaming site, and he had some pretty over-the-top quotes.
Like, I wish they would bomb the Middle East, kill all those sand niggers.
Was that you?
Oh, yeah, it was me.
I don't deny that.
But what's put into question is whether that's serious or not, or anything like that.
And, well, it's clearly not.
I mean, look at me.
But, so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And when the person saying that is Lieutenant Faggot, it's hardly like a serious call to action.
Yeah.
The thing that disturbs me, though, is this may follow you for a long time.
It has nothing to do with whether you were joking or not joking.
The truth is ancillary.
Right now, it's about framing people as a Nazi forever.
Like, you know, Tommy Robinson's had to move a bunch of times.
I don't know.
I just worry about you.
I think you may be doing this too soon.
Well, yeah, I'm certainly conscious of that.
They'll use whatever words you have out there against you, whether you really meant it or not.
And those are actually pretty old screenshots before there was all this attention on me that there would be people out there looking to fervently use it against me to build a case against me.
But now I'm aware of that and conscious of that, that I won't say such edgy stuff because there's going to be people who will take it out of context and claim that I was being serious about it.
Yeah.
I mean, and I kind of resent that too, in a sense, because they say, oh, you have to watch everything you say.
It could be taken out of context.
Well, if I was to speak in a way that could survive being taken out of context, I'd be talking like a police officer or the mayor of a small town.
And that's not an interesting way to talk.
Anything you say can be used against you in that sense.
So it just depends on what degree you want to push it and how much you're willing to take stuff for what you say.
Yeah, we're living in a Miranda rights era.
What attracted you to, I don't know what to call it, calling out liberals.
I don't even want to say conservative politics.
What attracted you to lampooning the left?
Just, and I think that's a better way to put it than saying I'm right-wing is more like I am against the far left is a better way to put it.
I guess just as a teenager, I just don't like PC culture.
I like being able to say whatever I think and make whatever jokes I think are funny.
And I think it's just an increasing amount of oppression that is being put upon us.
And the First Amendment is being completely disregarded.
So I thought it was an important topic to talk about.
And I mean, if I'm not going to do it, who's going to do it?
And especially being a 14-year-old, it's very hard for them to make articles about me and get away with it.
So I think I'm a very, you know, useful tool for the cause.
Yeah.
You're like the right Scretta Thunberg.
You can win the Nobel Peace Prize for fighting climate change.
Or that, you ever see that commercial where the little Hispanic kids are saying, fuck you, Trump.
And they're all at six or seven years old.
Yeah, my advice to you, not that you're asking for it, would be to maintain humor in all of this.
And also, as soon as you apologize and show weakness, you have to understand that these people are out for blood.
Like, they don't want you embarrassed.
They want your whole family obliterated, dead, ruined, ostracized.
They want you homeless.
That's the only time they'll be satisfied.
So it's kind of ironic that you're doing this game where you're joking around about someone.
You're almost like teasing MS-13.
Like you're teasing vicious, soulless people that want you to die.
So please be careful.
Yeah, I will be.
And that's why I haven't apologized about anything because that's never the end of it.
I mean, once you apologize, you're going to have to do a million other things after that.
So it's not even worth starting the whole capitulation process.
It's like giving blood to a vampire.
And I'm not surprised that more young people are getting attracted to not the right, but lampooning the left because the left have become the party of rules.
They're like the new Victorians.
They're the Puritans.
And you can't say this, you can't say that, you can't make this joke.
They're almost making the right cool by proxy.
It's a dumb move.
The right is the new counterculture.
I've noticed a really interesting flip where it used to be liberals that were the ones fighting to say whatever they wanted and fighting to be offensive and say all this crazy stuff.
And it was like Christian conservatives that were painted as the ones that were like, oh, well, you can't say that because this and this.
And it's completely flipped the other way around nowadays.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember when I was your there was the Parents' Music Resource Center, the PMRC, Al Gore's wife, and they were all about stopping Twisted Sister and Ice Cube and Frank Zappa and all these guys.
They wanted them to have stickers on their CDs.
And now the left wants us all to have stickers.
Actually, they don't even want stickers.
They don't want us to have a voice.
We're not allowed.
We can't be censored.
Sorry, we can't have like a warning.
We can't exist.
Warnings aren't good enough.
All right, so Fall, thanks for coming on the show.
And I worry about you, but your videos are super funny.
And I hope you keep enjoying them.
Thanks for the compliments.
Thanks for having me on.
All right.
See you later, kid.
See ya.
See ya.
She's a force to be reckoned with if she can keep her head about her.
And I would not blame her if she can't.
Because she's up against about half the country right now.
And all she's trying to do is be funny and realistic as a young lady.
But if she does get in trouble, then that is still kind of a good thing.
It's like Lenore Skinese said in Free Range Kids, where she said, let's let our kids play in the park without adult supervision the way we did when we were kids.
She said, they can't arrest us all.
They can't fire us all.
So I'm telling you folks at home, we have to fight back despite the consequences.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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