Get Off My Lawn Podcast #114 | Jussie Smollet is innocent
Told ya so. Have we reached peak Clown World yet? We have rich black people who grew up white such as Cory Booker and Kamala Harris using a hate crime hoax to push through an anti-lynching bill. Is anyone pro-lynching? Isn’t it already illegal? At this point, we’ve gone so far, you just have to sit back and laugh.
He's innocent in the way that a six-year-old girl is innocent when she tells lies.
Gets her brother in trouble.
Her brothers in trouble.
And then realizes there's consequences for her actions.
I told you this was a lie from day one.
But that's not the takeaway here.
The takeaway is not that I'm Nostradamus.
The takeaway is that everyone was so quick to believe it, including Kamala Harris, who wants to run for president.
I'm at a hotel.
This woman wanted to run the most powerful country in the world, and this is her bullshit detector.
She hears a story where a bunch of rednecks in ski masks and MAGA hats are roaming the gay part of Shishi, Chicago and beating up people going, this is MAGA country!
Do you know how fast you would get your ass kicked if you went fag bashing in the West Village?
Uh oh.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm wandering around a hotel on vacation, squeezing in this podcast because I just had to point out the fraudulent nature of America.
This isn't about Jussie, sorry, Jussie.
By the way, his mother needs to be charged with a hate crime for naming her son Jussie.
He can't just take a name like Peter and change it to Poter.
Or Steve and make it stove.
Who's Jussie?
Jussie, what an embarrassment.
Anyway, um, yeah, the takeaway here is that, man, this is going to be a crappy podcast.
It doesn't get less noisy.
The takeaway here is that people were so eager to believe it and we saw this in Halifax with the Halifax Five.
Remember the proud boys who went to an anti-Canada Day rally and they just said, what are you guys doing here?
And then some drunk who cut her hair off to stick it on a statue with, you know, upside down Canada Day flags saying decolonize and fuck Canada stickers all over this statue of the guy who started Halifax, whose name I always forget.
They got charged with a hate crime, not charged with a hate crime, but they had their military careers ruined and it became disrupting an aboriginal ceremony.
And then we had Canada's Minister of Defense or whatever, Minister of Foreign Affairs, tweet out, We are so sorry, Chief Grizzly Mama.
I mean, I've said this a million times, but it's all... Think of my podcast as like listening to a band you like.
You're going to hear some of the hits.
And this hit is relevant because it provides satisfaction.
So Kamala Harris goes, America, we are better than this.
Like everyone just takes it for granted instantly.
You had Cory Booker saying the exact same thing.
America, we're better than this.
So one of the freakiest attacks ever heard of Which is rednecks in a really fancy part of gay Chicago.
And by the way, Chicago's majority black.
It's like 32% black, 31% white.
So these rednecks would be very busy.
They'd be like going fag bashing in the West Village.
You'd have a hernia.
Or the KKK roaming Harlem looking for trouble.
You'd find trouble pretty quick.
Pretty quick you would find trouble.
So the KKK doesn't go to Harlem and rednecks who say this is MAGA country, by the way the only time anyone's ever heard such a phrase, don't go to that part of Chicago, obviously.
So why did Kamala Harris jump on it?
Because, and this is really the whole crux of this whole Jussie thing, Because they wanted it to be true.
Why do they want it to be true?
Why do they want America to be a racist hellhole, a racist homophobic hellhole?
Why?
That's a great question.
It's become the mystery of my career, just trying to figure it out.
It might explain failure.
Why is victim, why is this victim complex so popular?
I think in the short term, they want Trump to lose in 2020.
And they decided to go with the old Frankfurt School.
Remember the Frankfurt School?
Buchanan always talked about it in Dethical.
When your opponents become too annoying and label them as racist again and again, eventually the subject will switch to them.
And you won't have to deal with them anymore.
It's effective.
I don't know why it's so effective.
Maybe it's because White people genetically feel guilty about their success.
Like, you don't hear Japanese people bending over backwards to apologize and starting committees to go on apology tours.
It seems to be a predominantly white thing.
Not just a Western thing, too.
Like, successful black Western Americans don't bend over backwards and apologize.
I heard data that said they don't even really stick around and get involved.
Like American Indians, a lot of them who graduate college will go back to the res to try to help.
Successful black people are like, I'm outta here.
Successful black people, like Cory Booker's parents, by the way, who moved to a neighborhood that was so white, the neighbors said, you can't live here.
We don't want black people in our neighborhood.
We've never seen them before.
So Cory Booker could not have grown up more white.
And of course, white people think that's cool.
Because they like blacks, but they don't like the way they talk.
They like the idea of blacks, but they don't want to roll dice with them.
Or have chitlins and grits.
They don't understand them, and they think they're too raunchy in person.
But black people don't like black aristocrats.
They think they're phony.
They don't trust them.
So what black aristocrats like Kamala Harris and Cory Booker have to do is blacken themselves up.
And Cory Booker does it by saying he hangs out with a guy named T-Bone.
T-Bone.
The way he got caught lying about that, by the way, was Northeastern Blacks said, yeah, we don't really call each other T-Bone.
It's more of a Southern thing.
And then journalists started demanding we meet T-Bone and coincidentally he couldn't find him.
So it's funny that Corey is getting involved in this stupid lie and he's done it himself.
And Kamala Harris tried to do the same thing, by the way.
She was on a radio show.
You know that one, Charlemagne?
The God?
Imagine calling yourself God in your nickname.
Hi, I'm Gavin the God.
She was on that show and she...
She said, yeah, I smoked pot in college.
And they go, oh, cool.
What were you listening to?
Oh, you know, like Snoop Dogg and fucking Tupac.
Are those ghetto guys?
Snoop Dogg was selling weed as a crip when you were in college and hadn't thought of rapping yet.
And Tupac He was an effeminate dancer at a New Orleans drama school who also hadn't thought about rapping.
He's another phony, by the way.
I don't know how rich he is.
His mom was some Black Panther activist, right?
He had money, and he was popular and creative, and he was a dancer.
An effeminate dancing queen.
And then he did the movie Juice, and he was a deadly gangster in it, and people went, I like that, Tupac.
I like it when you're like the thug.
And he goes, fine, that's me from now on.
I'm a thug.
Like Lou Reed, another phony.
He was like Harmony Corrine.
He was a geeky fanboy who loved New York and music and thought New York was cool.
And then he tried heroin and heroin made him cool.
Now all of a sudden he wasn't a geeky fanboy.
He was this laid-back, chill dude who wore sunglasses at night and it found you so boring he may just fall asleep.
And so heroin subsumed his personality, sort of like that movie How to Get Ahead in Advertising, where the tumor on his shoulder becomes the guy.
Heroin took over his personality and he became a heroine.
You could shoot up Lou Reed.
When you're high on heroin, you're high on Lou Reed.
So yeah, phoniness abounds.
And when I heard the Jussie story, I knew it was fucking bullshit right out of the gate.
You can just tell.
Remember the girl with her hijab who got ripped off and Bill de Blasio couldn't wait to apologize to her?
I think hijabs are pinned on.
It's not a top hat.
You can't just swat it off.
And if you live in New York City, hijabs are everywhere.
So, who is ripping off hijabs?
Again, it's even this concept of the 2-11 boot crew or whatever, this Manhattan group of skinheads.
People just hear skinheads and assume they're Nazis.
You can't be a Nazi in Manhattan.
It is exhausting.
And there's not enough white people to start a gang in Manhattan.
So you're going to end up with Latinos and black guys, which 211 has.
Of course, the new workaround for that is multi-racial white supremacy.
You see, People of color are attracted to these Nazi gangs because they support nationalism.
So I guess they just ignore the white supremacist part.
Like, what's up, Negro?
Dude, can we not talk about that?
Can we just talk about nationalism?
Alright, but your can needs to go back to Africa.
I get that, okay?
Let's just keep that off the table.
Well, I'm not gonna forget it.
You better not go near my girl.
Yes, don't worry about it, dude.
Can we just focus on nationalism?
Find a different club, I would think, would occur to you at some point.
I saw Aaron Berg put out a tweet that he was roughed up by feminists and they stuck maxi pads always with wings all over them.
They said this is Pelosi country.
He also said it's true.
That's what Jussie kept saying on that interview.
He kept going, it's true!
It's true!
And then he did this thing that drives me bananas.
You know when people smile when they're crying?
And they go, I just want to be left alone, you know?
It's like a giggle cry.
Oh God, I just want to fucking kick them in the face when they do that.
I just, I'm just trying to be my best me, you know, live my best life.
And I said to a friend of mine, non-existent friend, are they going to find him?
And she said, she said, sweetie.
So her invisible friend, his invisible friend calls him sweetie in his stories.
She said, sweetie, they're not going to find him.
And I said, it just can't be like this.
It can't be like this.
So I got to live with this and they can get away with it?
People at this resort are seeing me cry.
And the other thing that pissed me off about it was, it was a fuck you to the cops.
The police are so stupid.
That I can make up this crazy story and complain to the police, basically, that they can't find my attacker because they're not good at their job.
So not only are politicians using this, weaponizing this to mock America, Jesse is using it to mock police.
And say fuck you to police.
And also, as my wife pointed out, wouldn't it be fun to watch him make that stupid letter he sent himself?
Where it says like, you die, fag.
Or something.
That's the other part of this.
It was the worst hate crime ever.
Ever done.
Like he said, the racist said, yo, that's that, that faggot, Empire nigga.
Yeah, that's how racists talk.
And also, why did you hire Nigerians and spend $3,500?
You had one little cut under your eye.
Hit yourself with a monkey wrench, dude.
In a deep, dark alley where after you check for cameras.
And get off the phone and drop your sub.
He left a Subway sandwich in his hand.
That's the real shocking part.
Or, you probably could find racists.
I know I say they don't exist.
There's a tiny, tiny, tiny smattering of them.
But you could probably track them down.
Some redneck bar in the Catskills.
You know, you go in there and start insulting people, then get them away from the cameras and, you know, say, you're a pussy, you can never fight me.
I challenge you to a fight, and then say, I kept telling him to leave me alone!
There's so many better ways to do this.
But he got extras that he goes to the gym with, Nigerians, that he follows on Instagram because he thinks they're hot.
This is why he is innocent, or he was innocent.
He's now, he was a six-year-old girl, he's now like a seven-year-old girl.
And this seven-year-old girl has realized that you can't just rat out your brother and get him grounded because you get in big trouble and he gets you back.
He can't work now, right?
Let me make sure this is still recording.
Yep.
He can't work now because If you look at him on screen, you can't not see that that's the guy who had the worst hate crime in history.
When I say the worst, I mean the least talented.
It's distracting.
Although that's true of all celebrities, really.
I mean, when you see Tom Hanks in a movie, you know it's Tom Hanks.
The guy who's still married to the same wife he's had for a long time.
You know, he's not stranded on a desert island.
So yeah, I had to get that out.
I just think it's fucking hilarious.
And I keep getting these emails, people saying, you called it.
You said it was going to happen.
And I say, who didn't call it?
That's the real question here.
When you looked at the details, you just wanted it to be true.
You wanted America to be a hellhole.
Because, if you can say that.
And they honestly believe this, I think.
They believe that we've gone backwards 20 years.
I saw this woman, black woman, at a demo.
I think she had a Make America Great Again hat, though.
But it said, Make Racists Scared Again, or something like that.
And the reporter said, do you think we've gone back in time?
And she says, oh yeah.
We're back 30, 40 years.
We're back 40 years, so we're in the 70s.
By the way, the 70s were pretty good, as far as racism goes.
You know, you look at old pictures of your parents at parties, and there's black people there, even though it's in Canada.
And we've been getting better ever since.
The middle class, the black middle class, has been improving.
And this irritating stat about hate crimes are inarguably on the rise.
Yes, because there are way more institutions recording these hate crimes.
So if there's, there was barely any, say there was one the year before, and there's two the next year, then you say hate crimes are up a hundred percent!
And they're including hoaxes.
They're including that Israeli teenager that called up about 150 synagogues, threatening them.
That's all in there.
So hate crimes are not on the rise.
Another reason, by the way, they lie about this, and the SPLC is very guilty of this, is it's good money.
If you can complain and say that I'm trying to fix this racist hellhole, then you get a committee, you get government funding, you know, you get affirmative action in schools, and I think it's pretty evil.
It's actually blasphemous because you're playing God.
If it's only going to be Asians at a fancy college, fine.
Let that happen.
Don't fight it by punishing them.
Okay, punish Asians' grades.
Their SAT scores are held to lower regard than whites and blacks because they're too good at the school stuff.
So we have to fix that in order for the students to get a diverse selection of fellow students.
That's just wrong.
Stop trying to correct things.
When you try to correct these alleged mistakes, you end up with a much worse scenario.
Like communism.
Stalin decides he's going to distribute the food here.
40 million people die.
Mao decides that we all have to work together and the creatives and the middle class are getting in their way, so he kills 80 million.
Hitler decides he has to make the perfect Germany and Jews are holding him back, so 6 million die.
Pol Pot does the same thing.
I forget how many were killed.
I have 3,000? 5,000?
So when you get involved and you try to right wrongs, and I'm not talking about the fucking police arresting a murder.
I'm talking about these general social patterns.
When you try to do that, you end up with dead bodies.
And Jussie Smollett, on a very small scale, is the same problem.
He's out there He assumes that racism and homophobia are a major problem, so he bends the rules to correct it, and of course put himself on a pedestal.
And how many resources of the Chicago police, where, I don't know what the South Side of Chicago is up to, I assume it's about as bad as New York, which is a murder a day, even though Chicago is much smaller than New York, so it's much worse in Chicago than it is in New York.
And New York crime sucks.
So let's say South Side of Chicago is up to a murder a day.
They had, I think, 50 detectives on this case, poring through hundreds of hours of video.
I think he's still doubling down, by the way, and saying, yeah, they're wrong.
It wasn't the Nigerians.
It was the MAGA hat, ski mask men.
They tried to kill me.
So those resources that were used, did that prevent a murderer from getting caught?
Is he going to go to jail?
Because I don't even know if he filed a police report.
Didn't the police question him and he refused to file a report?
I don't think he's going to jail.
Although it would be nice if he did.
But here's the thing about liars that you have to understand.
This is another one of my greatest hits.
So forgive me if you've heard it before.
But Emmanuel Carrier, French guy, he did a book called L'Avocat, The Advocate.
And it's about this guy in Switzerland who was in medical school.
He failed.
He got kicked out.
And he kept going.
He sat in the classrooms and took notes.
And he couldn't have sat through tests, right?
Because they'd ID him.
But he went to graduation.
He threw his hat in the air, all the while having been kicked out of school.
Then he gets a job, in quotation marks, at the United Nations, where he drives to the parking lot every day and sits and has a sandwich in his car.
And goes shopping, reads the newspaper, and goes home.
For years and years.
And eventually his in-laws go, you're so good with money, can you take our savings and invest it?
And he's like, no problem.
Doesn't seem to his parents.
So he has all his in-laws and his parents' money.
That's what he lives off of.
And eventually they start wanting some of it back.
He does what any sane person would do at that point, and kills them, kills his parents, and lights his house on fire.
Where he conveniently leaves himself Nearest to the window.
So, lo and behold, he gets rescued by the firemen, but everyone in his immediate family dies, right?
And you're reading the book going, you son of a bitch!
I can't wait till you face the music and you're stuck in your cell and it all hits you like a big tsunami of guilt.
Boom!
And we always do this with liars because we put our brain in their brain.
And we go, oh, if I was lying that bad, then when the shit hit the fan, I'd puke, and go bald, and fucking have explosive diarrhea for weeks, and try to kill myself, and oh my god.
But you never would have told that line in the first place.
You never would have said that two men in ski masks and MAGA hats, you wouldn't have gone crying to, what is it, Good Morning America?
And sat there doing that irritating kick-me-in-the-face laugh cry, going, haha, I gotta live with this?
Because you're not a compulsive liar like he is.
So he's just gonna move to the next lie.
And that's what this murderer did in Advocate.
He got arrested, he went to jail, and guess what?
He found Jesus!
Yay!
And now, Christians in that area come to visit him and see him as this sort of Messiah because if someone that evil can find Jesus and be saved, then Jesus is incredibly powerful and Christianity is a wonderful drug.
Wonderful drug, I shouldn't have said that.
Christianity is a miracle and it can save people.
So he's still the lying piece of shit, smiling, smug, and that's gonna happen to Jussie.
He's gonna lie.
He might even have people backing him, saying you were framed.
Probably some dumb fat women that are fag-hags and lonely.
But yeah, don't get your hopes up for retribution.
That doesn't happen.
It's sort of like when you see a bum, and you go, you know what, if I was him, I'd sleep in an alcove.
There's that one by the train station where the cops can't see it, and you'd stay warm, and then you could get a job just doing dishes just in the back room of that restaurant.
Do it for free for a week, and eventually they'd start paying you, and you could eat too, you'd have leftovers and stuff, and then eventually you'd have enough money to stay at a hostel, and then eventually you'd have enough money to get a roommate, maybe one of the cooks there, after you get cleaned up at the restaurant, And then you could start working at the restaurant, maybe being a cook.
Anyway, the next thing you know, you've built yourself back to you.
Yeah, because you're you.
The bum is mentally ill and he's self-medicating with alcohol because demons come out of people's eyeballs and they scream at him as his mother.
So he drinks a bottle of vodka a day to stop the screams.
That's not your brain.
We were on a ride the other day, a rollercoaster ride, and my youngest said, uh, if my eyeballs had mouths, they'd be screaming a lot.
I'm writing down all his quotes.
I'm gonna make a book of them.
Like, hey dad, is it true that if you get stung by a stunk, then you have to get a big bottle of tomato juice and have a bath in it?
Yeah.
But stunks don't sting and they're not called stunks.
Even this morning I go, how'd you sleep last night?
And he goes, good as a whistle.
That's what you gotta focus on.
I mean, have a good laugh at the liars and the frauds and the Kamala Harris saying that I was totally down with Tupac when he was a dancer and I used to listen to Snoop Dogg before he rapped.
Have a laugh at those people.
Have a laugh at Cory Booker.
Oh yeah, that's one more angle.
So, Cory Booker said we have to use this moment to push a lynching law.
This is one of the craziest things in American politics I've ever heard.
Cory Booker, and I think Kamala Harris, is pushing to make lynching illegal.
Okay?
Hold on a sec, Cory.
Let me snap my fingers.
Done.
It's illegal to fucking murder people.
What are you talking about?
But he wants some sort of special provision with lynching, which lists it as a hate crime.
I'm sure it will be treated as a hate crime for a bunch of racists.
Lynch a black guy.
What planet are you on?
And apparently, there's also some stuff in there about homophobia.
Like when gays get lynched.
And I put when in a dotted line font.
Like when you whisper in comic books.
When?
When gays get lynched?
Like, they're painting this picture of America.
It's like Bill Hicks said, he goes, you ever watch CNN for 24 hours straight and it's just war, famine, disease, death, war, famine, disease, death, and then you walk outside and the birds are chirping and, hi Mrs. Conner, oh hi Isaac, how you doing?
So Tariq Nasheed is always a fun one to check in on because everyone is.
He's called me a white supremacist a million times.
Everyone is.
Obama is a white supremacist.
This is still racism to him.
Ready for this one?
The white gay community They pushed this on poor Jussie because they want to pass this lynching law because they snuck in some LGBT stuff that gives them extra rights and they were using just poor innocent Jussie as a pawn.
So this was the white white gay's fault.
I think the problem with 2019 is too many people have a voice.
There's just too much freedom.
We are getting too many opinions.
We need to go back to Walter Cronkite and a guy who had looked it up.
Our politicians are tweeting based on rumors.
People are going on the news fake crying based on a lie.
And we're just running with it.
And then on top of that, big tech is saying, I'm going to just sort of push this into overdrive.
By making a liberal bubble.
So now, when you hear crazy things like Jussie, we've censored all the Gavins, and all the Owen Benjamins, and all the Laura Loomers, and all the Milos who are gonna say, doesn't this story smell like shit to you?
That's, we're pushed out.
So now this lunacy of one six-year-old girl in an old black man's body, the lunacy of that freak, just gets Update alert!
a thousand times and becomes national discourse that presidential candidates are using to justify lynching bills.
Have we reached peak clown world yet?
Lynching bills.
Jussie.
All together with Kamala Harris and Cory Booker, who are the whitest black people possibly available to man.
Oh, it's just funny.
Update alert, update alert.
It has just come to my attention that Jussie was willing to testify against two men when the police initially said they had two men.
And then he found out it was the Nigerians that he hired.
And he went, oh, no, I'm not willing to testify anymore.
Which means that he was about to send two guys to prison, two innocent men.
Just to help his narrative, help his career, help his victimhood status.
And Kamala Harris and Cory Booker were happy to weaponize it, too.
Meanwhile, we could have had two innocent men rotting in prison.
And even after they were permitted... Remember Richard Jewell at the Atlanta Olympics?
He was a security guard that found bombs.
And then they said, oh no, um...
He's a suspect.
Now, he was vindicated, but his life was already ruined.
So he would have ruined two lives, at best, at worst put two innocent men in prison, and for what?
To perpetuate the false narrative that America is a racist hellhole.
But don't get your hopes up.
He's not going to be paying the piper.
He's not going to have some come-to-Jesus moment where he realizes that he was a liar.