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Oct. 3, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
We big decisions moving ahead.
Sometimes I put through some brain.
Don't confusion head in my way.
Get positive, try to be gay.
Without the world seeing biscuits and bed, the headlines said that Diana is dead.
She couldn't act much, but she couldn't show.
She always You know what's funny about those opening songs is I usually choose them for the chorus, but the chorus takes too long to get to.
The chorus is today is gonna be a good day.
Today, it's got to be a good day.
A good day, a good day.
A good day, a good day.
That's the kinks from an unpopular record, word of mouth, which I think is highly underrated.
80s album, I believe.
Really good album.
Word of mouth, The Kinks.
Yes, the famous Kinks.
They got some stinkers, by the way.
I bought State of Confusion because I like that song.
It's just a state of confusion.
Whoa, whoa.
That album reeks.
Don't buy it.
But word of mouth is really good.
Got a lot of sort of stories I've been meaning to get to for a while here.
More long-form concepts than just...
I'm not going to go through...
So I want to have some more sort of in-depth discussion.
So today I'm going to talk about Nike stock.
Check in on Nike and what did Colin Kaepernick do to football?
And I'm going to surprise you with my view, which is nothing.
I think the whole right-wing concept that kneeling ruined football is a myth, and I'm stealing that angle from National Review.
I also want to catch up on some Gav news.
Yes, I know that sounds a little megalomaniacal, but how many guys who do news shows can tell you about 50 stories pertaining to them and people attacking them and stuff like that?
Sounds pretty interesting to me.
So we'll catch up on the G-Dog.
And then I want to talk about this video I saw that had cops from all over the world and how wonderful they are and how totally evil and disgusting we are, our cops, because it is false.
And the fact that you can talk about Mexican and Chinese cops as sweeties and our guys as these sort of maniacal tyrants is reverse land.
That's the opposite of the truth.
So let's start with some Nikes.
Good news.
Great news, guys.
The Black Officers Union support Kaepernick.
Yes, great work, guys.
What is this?
This is an ebony.com.
The National Black Police Association supports Colin Kaepernick.
Have you got that story?
What are you doing?
Okay, play the video.
Colin Kaepernick had socks that had police as pigs on them.
Yeah.
I hate this new way of learning with music and beats and subtitles going on.
So wait, that's what I want to see.
What does it say?
Press release on Nike since 2016, 300.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not how you read a story.
That's really monotone boring.
Put some oomph into it.
Okay, okay.
Press release on Nike.
No, no, no, no, no.
Read the bottom, the tweet.
Since 2016, 381 cops have been killed in the line of duty.
They believed in something and sacrificed everything, as did the families they left behind.
All of the men and women in law enforcement believe in something and are prepared to sacrifice everything.
So that's them endorsing Colin Kaepernick, who had socks that had pigs on them that were dressed as cops?
We're all for sacrificing things, but that's not what Colin Kaepernick and Nike mean.
What that campaign means is that America is racist and police brutality is out of control and police are racist.
Keep playing that video.
Let me see it though.
Yes, of course he has a First Amendment right.
No one wants to arrest him.
They also reject the idea that Kaepernick is anti-police.
Anti-police?
He had pigs on his socks.
Your inclusion of Mr. Kaepernick in your ad seems appropriate to us.
We live in a country where the First Amendment is a right of to the people.
Mr. Kaepernick chose to exercise his right, where his passion was on the football field.
All right, that's enough.
You know what's funny about this?
We had that rapper Paris on who was talking about black cops and said, they're sleeping with the enemy.
They're working with the devil.
Now, I kind of agree with him now.
I want to listen to that.
I want to listen to that album with new context.
Some folks are sleeping with the enemy.
So this is a thing now.
I think if you're black, you can't really go against this whole Nike campaign.
And I think Nike knows that.
I think Nike recognizes that black Americans tend to drive cool, whether it's rock and roll, fashion, sports is probably a bad example, but anything sort of pop culture-y, blacks dominate, and then white kids follow right after.
Look at the song, I got my vans on, but they look like sneakers.
That ended the whole sneaker thing for like five to ten years, and everyone had to have vans, just like that, instantaneously.
So they went, you know what?
Let's just go with the hottest black Guy.
I don't care what he says.
I don't care if he says, let's be vegan.
And white people will follow.
And it's working.
Remember this from the Emmys?
40 Spice.
Thank you, babe.
Why are you wearing Nike?
I am wearing Nike to applaud them for supporting Colin Kaepernick and his protest against racial injustice and police brutality.
Disgusting.
It's not anti-police, though.
Absolutely.
Absolutely, honey.
I have some drag queens come over and put some beads on it.
Some sparkle.
You know how they roll.
They roll good.
Yes, they roll good.
DJ Pierce chat.
Can you just pause it there?
Oh, my God.
They roll good.
I'm like, you, girl.
I'm down with the brown.
I wish black people would get more revolted by that.
They tend to just go with the flow.
Just hard to do that.
I think he's European.
I was actually swimming the other day.
And I was like, What can I do?
What can I do that's meaningful?
I'll wear Nike to say thank you.
Thank you for leading the resistance.
We need more corporate America to stand up also.
These are not dark times.
These are awakening times.
And we all have to wake up.
Silly cow.
You can take them to slavery.
Get her out of here.
Thank you, Colin.
But that was a very relevant point there where she said Nike is leading the resistance.
I'm crossing that off my list.
Now, I've got a kind of a neutron bomb to drop on you, my friends.
You ready for this one?
Nike made the right choice.
I'm sorry.
I obviously don't support Colin Kaepernick.
I don't think that the police are racist.
I don't think police brutality is an issue.
I think about six innocent black men are killed a year by cops.
And I believe that those cops are raked over the coals and imprisoned for that.
They are not hunting black people.
That is a myth.
Look it up, as Chenk Uger would say.
And Nike, you know, I knew when Colin Kaepernick did this and everyone said, I'm burning my Nike's.
And they showed all these videos and they said, oh, Nike's stocks are plummeting.
I thought, no, Nike is a big company.
They do research.
They definitely did a bunch of study groups with the Colin Kaepernick thing and they got thumbs up across the board.
Now, I don't like that, but the free market doesn't care about my feelings.
And Nike won.
Nike was good.
So this National Review had the balls to point this out.
And they said, they talked about how can they not be suffering?
People cut up their socks and burn their shoes.
Nike had openly flouted Michael Jordan's famous and probably apocryphal warning that Republicans buy sneakers too.
And it lived to tell the tale.
Turns out that, no, after that initial jump, sort of dip, Nike is back up, doing fantastic.
And the whole idea that NFL has suffered from Kaepernick and politics is also a myth.
You see, all sports are down.
It turns out that major sports have shunned politics.
Sorry, it turns out that major sports that have shunned politics have also faced ratings and attendance declines.
College football, perhaps Red America's most beloved sport, experienced ratings declines across multiple networks.
Attendance at major league baseball games is at its lowest level in 15 years.
Even the Olympics are failing.
So we all like to spin things and say, aha, Colin Kaepernick failed because he went against my beliefs.
And now no one buys Nike and no one goes to football games.
Hey, I love that narrative too.
I like lying.
I want to promote my own agenda.
But the truth is, sorry, people are not that politically active.
Nike is kicking ass and taking names.
And yes, the NFL is suffering because all sports are suffering.
Not everything is what you see in your little tiny bubble, conservatives.
It's going to be a good day.
Good day, a good day, a good day.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Let's do the Bill Burr Morse code.
Today in Gav News.
I was going to do a fake typewriter.
Meanwhile, there's a keyboard right here.
No need to lie.
I thought I would catch you up on the local, the most recent Gav news.
I might just change this show to the literal Gavin McInnes show, where I just report on the news about me.
So let's start with some chick from Media Matters for America, who I will bet my bottom socks, yes, that's a term, that they are funded at least tangentially by Soros.
So this woman, Christina Lopez, who doesn't get any of the Soros money, the Soros money goes through about 10 things and then into Media Matters.
And this sort of nudge, nudge, wink, wink for the money to arrive is, I want you to pester the crap out of appealing conservatives, those on the right who have a following, and find something they did wrong.
So this woman uses that money.
Again, she doesn't get it, uses those commands and has dug through a bunch of things.
But go back to her tweet.
Go back to her tweet.
She says, Gavin McInnis, what did he say?
Proud boys founder Gavin McInnes had the nerve.
Don't you love that?
You have the nerve.
How dare you?
Had the nerve to say he doesn't instigate violence.
Too bad we got receipts.
That's a black thing.
You need violence.
Fighting solves everything.
I cannot recommend violence enough.
Really effective way to solve problems.
Okay, so she's created a montage of showing that I instigate violence.
Let's check it out.
Here I am on CRTV's Eric Bowlings show.
America.
You don't instigate violence.
And that's why I was kicked off of Twitter because they said you advocate violent extremism.
No.
What's the matter with hate?
Wait, stop, stop, stop.
That is insane.
So her proof that I instigate violence starts out with me saying I don't instigate violence.
Oh, I guess that's her example of the contradiction.
Right.
So that's the setup.
And now we see all the pro-violence stuff coming up.
All right.
Liars and thieves and scoundrels.
And what's the matter with violence?
You need violence.
You need violence to fight rapists and murderers and pedophiles.
And what's the matter with fighting?
Fighting solves everything.
All of us got together.
We went through the front door, but then they only let me in.
So the guys who escorted me there were left to fight.
And luckily, they're great fighters.
So they fought back, and two of them ended up in the middle.
Pause, pause.
This dumb cow doesn't understand the difference between instigating violence and defending yourself.
See, the real reason I got in trouble here is because I enjoy defending myself.
I'm supposed to hate it.
I'm supposed to be going, please stop, please stop.
Auntie fucking love it.
Punch a Nazi.
Yeah.
How many Twitter feeds have Punch a Nazi as their bio thing?
By the way, one of the guys arrested that night for violence was our own Ryan Katsu Rivera.
That's right.
And I was surrounded by the tallest guy I think I've ever seen who waved over more guys because that wasn't enough.
So it was you and about 10 guys against maybe 100?
Well, I was on the Antifa side.
I dressed like them and went to the other side.
Then I started waving.
I was like, hey guys, a huru.
And they're like, yeah, I think there's one crowd boy here.
Then you gave yourself away.
And it was just getting boring over there.
And how'd they catch you?
They punched someone in the face?
Well, yeah, the cop saw, the only thing the cop saw was me punching.
But my head attempted to be smashed against a brick wall.
I got punched from the back of the head.
Punched in the back of the head.
Punched from the back of the head implies you have a tiny little fist that comes out of the back of your head.
Somebody else had that fist head thing.
But yeah, so they did that, and then I turned around and then punched my way out of there.
First, I punched the guy on my way just to get him.
Just to get him out of here.
And then I turned around and punched the tallest dude ever like this.
I really had to punch up.
And that's the key.
They always say with comedy, you can't punch down.
Ryan punched up and he went to jail.
Those charges never went anywhere, right?
I did two bouts of eight-hour community service.
Picking up the community service, picking up garbage?
Yeah, the first time I missed it, I had to reschedule it.
And it was planting plants in Battery Park, and I missed that one to go pick up garbage.
That's my bad.
So this woman at Media Matters thinks that you should have just allowed your head to be bashed against the wall.
Like, she doesn't understand.
Fighting solves everything is a common saying at all boxing gyms.
It's on big banners there.
It's on t-shirts.
It's a colloquialism all boxers use.
It doesn't mean go and just beat the crap out of people.
Don't you, how can you not understand that?
Here's the deal with guns, right?
Guns are already out there.
That's inevitable.
That's gone.
That ship has sailed.
Sorry, folks.
Now, the gun people, me and the second A and Dana Lash, the NRA, we all say, all right, now that the guns are out there, how about some good guys have guns?
So I'm saying, now that the violence is already out there, and I'm going to NYU and I'm getting the crap kicked out of me, and people are preying on children, and people are getting beaten up, and Antifa are strangling guys who go to a Cernovich event and giving them a heart attack, we should be able to fight back.
That's violent to the left.
I don't get it.
Oh, I'm hitting a heavy bag.
All we've ever said is It looked a lot like it.
No, that was me on a different episode of this show.
Hitting a speed bag.
What the hell is the matter with a speed bag?
That's violent.
So boxing gyms should be abolished.
But if someone starts a fight with you, finish it.
Like our dads told us.
This is normal American stuff.
Overall, it was a really fun night, and I cannot recommend violence enough.
It is a really effective way to solve problems.
To solve problems.
I don't instigate.
Doesn't she understand?
Did that just loop around back again?
Yeah.
Yeah, to solve the problem of you getting the crap beaten out of you.
Again, women are so bad at this.
Women in the workforce, in this example, are bad at their jobs and they don't understand basic logic.
Why do they all get into research and stuff?
Hey, Celia Lopez, you don't understand logic.
This is the way logic works.
You say, Gavin McKinnis says he doesn't instigate violence.
Now you have to show examples of me instigating violence.
Not saying that fighting solves everything.
That's not instigating.
That's defending, you silly cow.
It's just, it's, you know what it's like?
You want to debate these people and you want it to be a fair fight, like Christopher Hitchens versus Salman Rushdie or something, or Sam Harris versus Dinesh D'Souza.
But with these reprobates, it's just like, it's a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it.
It's not fun.
I mean, you don't even understand the basic language.
You do not have the language at your disposal, my dear.
Similarly, Judd Apatow is mad.
I'm the worst of human beings.
I think it is videos like this of Tucker Carlson bragging about sleeping with tons of women, which makes it hard to live in hope.
Tucker Carlson is married to a woman I met, I think, in college.
Yes, he had some single times where he had a lot of sex.
Sorry.
So did our boy Vince Neal.
Is that a sin?
Is it a sin to sew your wallets?
It's what I mean about these people being the new Puritans.
They're the new Victorians.
He didn't say he went on a raping spree.
He had consensual sex with many women.
As did I. Now, I waited way too late.
I wish I married my wife the night I met her and I could add kids right out of the gate.
Maybe I'd have five instead of three.
But Tucker started early.
Monogamous relationship.
Adores his wife.
Five beautiful children.
Loving relationships.
He spends most of his free time with his kids.
Him and his wife are attached at the hip.
And Judd Appetal's takeaway is, yeah, but before he married her, he got way too laid.
And that is the worst.
The worst of all of us.
His movies are titled 40-year-old Version, Knocked Up, and then Super Bad Just About Getting Laid.
Yeah.
And what did he do the second he got any fame?
Married a woman way out of his league.
He's not exactly with some short fatty he met when he was a loser.
So let's see the horrible clip on today's episode of Today and Gav.
How many women have you had sex with in your life?
A lot.
100.
Because you went.
What?
It was a short window, but I packed it full.
By the way, just pause here.
I did.
Was it DC?
It was more like.
This is also two men giggling.
So it's clearly humorous here.
The left is woefully ignorant of comedy, and that's ironic when it's coming from a comedian whose entire life is based on jokes.
And we learned this when they were confronted with all their pedophilia jokes, where they went, Oh, I guess context matters.
I guess it matters if you're kidding, because if you take everything literally, then I'm in trouble for my pedophilia.
These are two guys riffing about their single days.
Two married men in loving relationships with lots of kids, laughing about their single days.
Not raping chicks, having tons of sex, consensual sex.
I was in bands when I was 18, and then I started vice.
I always did very well for myself in my single days.
And Chucker Carlson, he had a rough childhood, but he was a boarding school kid.
He was a rich kid.
He was appealing to women.
He was a handsome, young, educated, wealthy man.
Sorry if women want that.
Sorry if they want you to grab them by the pussy occasionally.
Go ahead.
Yeah, it really was.
It was like a neutron bomb.
Okay, so I killed the joke there, but I said to him, did you carpet bomb the city with your dick?
And he said, blanket it.
It was more like a neutron bomb.
That's called kidding.
That's called being hyperbolic about your single life.
But you can't have that.
And then Tom Arnold weighed in on Judd Apatow's astute observation to point out that I'm racist too.
Speaking of worse people, how about Mr. White Power Proud Boy poser?
How am I a poser?
Isn't that good if you say I'm white power and I'm a poser?
I don't want to be a sincere white power guy.
And suit and tie, lame ass interviewing him.
He needs to use commas.
Like everything that he writes is almost illegible.
Yeah, and plus, when you pile in too many insults, they end up contradicting each other.
It's like when people say, hate has no home here, and then they're so mad they cross out hate.
So what it says is, no hate has no home here.
In other words, hate has a home here.
Just like they do no bullying, and then they scratch out bullying with a big X. No, no bullying, so bullying.
Calm down.
Just say Gavin Poser or Gavin White Power or lame ass suit and tie.
Something like that.
You can't have it all, Tom.
Tom, by the way, has a show on my old alma mater, Vice, and it's called Give Me the Tapes.
And so I think it's based on a couple of assumptions.
One is that there's a tape of Trump being urinated on by prostitutes.
This happened to me once, by the way.
Tail Kim was this guy.
He was a fan, and fan hath no fury like a fan scorned.
And he decided that I was passed out at a party, and a black guy put his dink in my mouth.
Now, what he's talking about is a picture Ryan McGinley took of some other guys doing Coke off our black friend Kumlay's penis.
It's a famous picture.
Ryan McGinley was a photographer.
He photographed a lot of parties.
And that sort of through the grapevine became me getting a penis in my mouth when I was passed out.
So he was going to use that as evidence that I'm gay or whatever, like I care.
And he tried to blackmail me.
He wanted money for it.
But guess what?
First of all, if you did have that picture, I'd go, oh, geez, we had some crazy times back then.
Or if you had evidence I dated a black man for 10 years, I'd go, yeah, I guess I was gay for a while.
I don't care.
It's like being an albino.
Oh, oh, you got me.
But the amazing thing about his blackmailing was he didn't have the picture.
He did not own the photograph that he was going to blackmail me.
So he asked me for money, and then I put it up on Twitter or something.
He said, hey guys, I'm being black man.
What do you think I should do?
And then later he started soliciting publicly, like on Facebookers and Twitter and stuff.
Does anyone have this photo?
Because I need it for my imminent blackmailing that I already started.
Anyway, so Tom is doing the same thing.
He's like, get me the tapes.
And he's built a show on these tapes without having the tapes.
Now, he also thinks the guy who did The Apprentice, the producer, has tapes.
And he probably does.
He probably has tapes like the way we all talk in private.
Probably he has Trump saying a pussy joke.
He probably maybe made a off-color joke.
I don't think he'd say a racist joke, but he probably has some off-color statements and some things you could really isolate.
And the guy is probably friends with Trump and has no intention of releasing all these private conversations backstage where he's like, look at that woman's ass.
Perfect alert.
You know, that's probably the kind of thing.
It looks like two bowling balls that are best friends hanging out with each other.
No, but it is an amazing ass.
I bet it's stuff like that.
And Tom Arnold wants to use those tapes.
So he keeps harassing this guy who probably has the tapes.
And the guy, what's his name again?
Mark Burnett.
Burnett.
Mark Burnett, I guess, is the producer of The Apprentice.
He's the guy who holds these tapes of Trump probably making rude jokes.
Allegedly.
Again, no evidence here.
I'm just guessing.
And Tom has built his entire new career on this guess.
And the guy just snapped and started strangling Tom Arnold.
So what does it say?
Mark Burnett just went ape-ish and choked me at this huge Emmy party and then ran away with his torn pink shirt and missing gold chain.
I'm waiting for LAPD.
Let's just be clear here.
Tom Arnold is calling this guy a wimp for having a pink shirt.
And then he's also showing you his liver spot on his hand where I guess he was bruised.
Bruises take much longer than that, by the way, to arrive.
And can we stop calling the cops for everything, please?
My dad tells me about these fights he would have for 20 minutes.
And he'd wake up the next day like the elephant man with the head this big.
The idea of calling the cops for that was unfathomable.
Yet Tom Arnold seemingly harasses a guy for these tapes again and again and again and again until the guy just starts strangling him.
That's next level annoying.
But hey, Tom Arnold based his whole career on these fictitious tapes or these tapes he's never going to get.
So he's got to harass.
I bet he, this is just conjecture, but I bet he started asking like Mark Burnett's mom and all his employees and just, he just kept pushing it and pushing it and pushing it.
You know, this guy didn't randomly attack Tom Arnold for no reason.
You know, when I was a kid, we would get cut and not stitch it up.
We would get in fist fights, get bloody noses.
I think I got my nose broken.
I didn't even tell, calling the cops is the last thing on my mind, but I didn't tell my parents Until I came over for dinner.
Like, I'd already moved out, but I came over for dinner and they saw all the bandages on my nose.
And they went, What's going on there?
And then I told them the story.
I didn't tweet it out because we didn't have Twitter.
You don't even remember what happened.
You just, you recall, you go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
I was in a physical authentication that I had forgotten since who cares.
All the time, you'd get up and you go, ow, ow, what's, oh, yeah, that's from that fight.
I must have bruised my rib.
You don't go, police, I need a CAT scan of my ribs.
I think I may have broken something.
I want to sue.
Oh, I'm tweeting this.
You know what Tom Arnold's show is?
It's one big giant Al Capone's tomb.
Yeah.
He just keeps talking and talking and talking about the crazy tapes we're going to get.
Show me the tapes.
It's not even like it's more than one episode.
It's a series.
I believe it's a series about these tapes that he doesn't have.
That's a great idea.
And then at the end, he's probably going to go, the wimp Trump won't even show me the tapes.
Anyway, thanks for tuning in to season one.
Season two is called Smoking Gun, where I find the gun that Trump used to kill all those black people.
Show me the gun.
Show me the money.
All right.
Also in today's Gav News, we have a fair piece from Australia.
I'm stunned.
I don't understand what's going on here.
Let's roll that.
Fair news piece.
Well, now for the man who's certainly not afraid to ruffle feathers.
In fact, he's made a career of it.
Just wherever he's speaking.
That is my type in a nutshell.
You like that?
That is my bread and butter.
Perfect weight.
Maybe I'd like bigger boobs.
Yeah, that looks a little goofy.
Nose could be a little cuter, a little less sharp, a little less bird-like, but that's my business right there.
Yeah, that appeals to my Ricky Lake fetish.
Well, you're too young to appreciate that.
Are you sure you could handle that?
I'm starting to, but there's things I would change way more than you would.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, even changing things shows that you're not ready.
You'll get there.
Call me when you're there.
If we're not still working together, we won't be.
Jesus.
Speaks publicly about religion, immigration, and feminism.
There are protests, even brawls.
Well, Gavin McInnes has announced he's coming to Adelaide, and he told Rodney Loes we should expect things to get ugly.
You're getting it's right!
You're getting it straight!
What's the matter with insulting people?
It's fun.
It's funny.
It's what men do.
Before we had Sheilas infiltrate the West Australian hubs, and everywhere else men were just trying to get a moment of peace, that's all we did.
Yes, these nuts will be there screaming, RISISIS DOG, or whatever they come up with, and everyone will laugh.
Look out.
Here comes another one.
Look at that.
These nut bars that are getting everyone fired and shutting down businesses and basically terrorizing the entire Western world.
They're a minority.
They are maybe one out of 10.
They are 10% of the political spectrum.
Yet they dominate a good 90% of the discourse.
They are the right-wing rock stars, preaching a new right-wing ideology.
Believe it or not, they're so popular, they're selling tickets and people are buying them.
First was Milo Ioiannopoulos.
The reality is, I think most people agree with most of what I say.
Then Lauren Southern.
Today we are going to be finding out if the Australian public would like to execute known fascist Lauren Southern.
Maybe not kill her, but string her up by a family.
Just pause for a second.
Have you ever seen a fairer story?
Like, it's so shocking when you see the media not take things out of context and show that the left is violent and then cut to Lauren talking to someone who says, look, people exaggerate where we're coming from.
We don't want to kill her.
We just want to string her up.
Maybe drag her behind a horse until her skin comes off.
And if she dies from that, that's unfortunate.
Finally, we see what's really going on here.
And I'm going to get to why in a second.
Brexit architect Nigel Farage, who received this welcome in Melbourne.
We love you, guys!
We love you, guys!
Why do you care about ideas?
Which is good.
It's my new record.
Former South Aussie Damian Costas is the publisher of Penthouse magazine and the man responsible for bringing some of these speakers to Australia.
I'm not interested in changing the way people think.
What I'm doing is giving them permission to think.
The next is the co-founder of Vice and comedian Gavin McInnes.
We're watching a show about me.
I wasn't asking you to pause.
It's weird watching me on Me Show with me there.
We've reached new levels of megalomania.
In November.
I'm looking forward to Gavin.
I think he's going to create a bit of a stir.
I wonder why.
And look, ladies, I know it's hard to see children separated.
I know it's hard to turn a boat around.
I know you want to help them, but there's 7 billion people on this planet.
About 2 billion of them would love to go to Australia.
You don't have the room.
You don't have the infrastructure.
Sydney's already been completely overrun with Islamic immigrants.
That's immigration.
There's no subject out of bounds, and some people aren't going to like what he says.
For example, about racism and religion.
I'm always denying that racism exists because you don't really see it of any kind of consequence.
They talk about the KKK.
It's like 10 guys.
There's basically as many albino skateboarders as there are bona fide racists.
Although I do see a lot of racism towards white people.
And as far as religious persecution goes, we get the red carpet laid out for Islam, but Christianity just keeps getting crapped on.
Then feminism.
As far as modern woman goes, what rights are you talking about?
Here, I'm going to give women equal rights to men.
You ready?
All right, you get the magic.
Gavin says most of what he says is common sense.
Common sense.
It is.
But so why was that story fair?
Is the guy who did it a Nazi who wants to help normalize white supremacy?
No.
The guy who did that is named Rodney Loes, L-O-H-S-E.
Now, Rodney Loes has had the book thrown at him for a false allegation.
And nothing red pills.
Someone, they always say a conservative is a liberal who was mugged.
A red pillar is a liberal who was persecuted, who was part of a witch hunt.
Now that's the guy who did the piece.
Here's the story.
I did some research.
So he's looking at a picture, and they're joking about this woman they work with, woman in the workforce.
And they go, yeah, see that picture of it?
That's not the picture, by the way, but that's the woman.
See the picture of her there?
And she's got like short hair and she's wearing Birkenstocks and something.
And that's her five years ago.
I didn't even know that she, and then her friend, who likes her, goes, and she wasn't even a lesbian, you know?
And then Rodney Loe says, oh, I thought she was.
Now, this woman, I guess, that first picture is misleading.
I guess she dressed very tomboyish.
So the tomboy's friend says, here's a picture of her, and she's not even a lesbian.
That might have been the picture.
I don't know.
And then Rodney Loece goes, oh, I thought she was.
Not in a negative way at all, just like I was under the impression she's gay.
So she takes that quote and runs with it and says that he was talking about my sexuality and he would call me a lesbian in front of other people.
He never even used the word lesbian.
And it was all over the Australian media.
He almost lost his job.
You don't see his face in that interview.
He can't show his face.
I don't know where it's at now, but I know for a while there he was persona non-gratt.
I don't know if he's still in the Louis C.K. phase of his career, but that is why he said maybe the left ain't all they're cracked up to be.
So with all due respect to Rodney Lowe, it's kind of sad that someone has to be abused by the left before they're open to the prospect that the left are out of their minds and are not logical and are actually pretty darn evil.
I wish people would just come to the table going, I'm going to not take the word anti-fascist for granted and consider the possibility that you're full of crap.
*Music*
There's two types of cops in the world.
There's American cops who suck, and then there's all the other cops who are sweeties.
Oh my God.
The more East you go, the sweeter they are.
They're always handing them bonbons or kissing them, helping them across the road.
And our cops are just like, hey, there's a Negro.
I killed a little girl going to school.
They should have sent her to what school?
I wouldn't have shot her in the head.
That's what it's like.
We have reached full propaganda mode with these things.
And the thing that scares me is not conservative millennials, but most liberal millennials get their information from these pathetic Facebook memes.
And this one is one of the more egregious ones I've ever seen in my life.
Let's look at police in Mexico.
This is an anecdotal evidence tornado.
Hey, Jose, let me get that for you.
One thing I will give it to Mexican cops, they must be boiling.
Can you imagine wearing a bulletproof vest in 120-degree heat?
This is China.
All right, just pause.
Can I just explain something to you?
The last time I was in China, there was a reporter who was beaten to death by police because he wrote an article criticizing the police for being too brutal.
He wrote about police brutality and they beat him to death.
This is Chinese police.
This is Chinese police.
And this is Mexican police.
This is also Mexican police.
Now, Mexico is a complete, total and utter war zone.
So I kind of sympathize with the Mexican police being so brutal.
I don't sympathize with the Chinese police.
They're part of a totalitarian society.
And they are drunk with power.
I have no respect for the police in China.
But this depiction is absolutely ridiculous.
Anyway, continue.
By the way, the value of human life in China, I've seen videos like this where they just show a dead guy on the road and people just stepping over his body.
Oh, whoops.
Police in Thailand.
Hey, man, calm down.
He talked him down.
He started talking to the attacker and convinced him to give him.
There we go.
And then he hugs him and stabs him in the back.
Congratulations.
Let's see how well that would work out for cops.
Okay, just pause, pause, pause.
Let's see how well talking to guys with knives.
Didn't we just have a guy in Times Square who was running at a cop with an axe?
He should have gone like this.
Hey man, I know you're about to sink that axe into my forehead, but wouldn't you prefer a hug instead?
I know you're a psychotic Muslim who wants to kill me, or you're a gang member who's been brainwashed by BLM into thinking that cops are going to kill him because of propaganda like this, and goes and shoots that Hispanic cop and that, what was his name, Andrew Ramos and Andrew Chen, whatever, there they are.
Those two cops were killed because of propaganda like this.
So you can talk and hug all the guys with knives you want.
It's literally not in their training.
You're not supposed to let people with knives threaten you and give them a hug.
You will die.
And all of these videos are totally taken out of context.
I remember the one with the beach.
That was someone who refused to comply, was fighting back against the cops, and they got punched in the face.
Punching someone in the face, by the way, when they're acting like a lunatic, is a very effective tool.
It reboots the hard drive.
So if someone's delirious, going, like a deranged horse, pop them in the nose and they'll go, it's just like turning on and off their light switch.
And it's part of police procedure, by the way, all over the world.
Like you're just beating up a random black dude.
They've done a montage of police brutality without giving us the context.
Like, remember Rodney King?
Yeah, why'd the cops beat him up?
I don't know.
Because they tased him.
He laughed.
Because he led them through a serious chase through the suburbs at 80 miles an hour that could have killed countless kids.
And then when they finally captured him, all the guys with him immediately complied.
He stood up and started laughing.
That's why they beat his head in.
He's lucky he wasn't shot dead.
But what was this guy doing before he was knocked down?
No, I'm not telling you.
Go ahead.
What's this story here?
What was this person doing?
What was that person doing?
We're not told any of these scenarios.
Was she threatening to kill someone?
And by the way, I guarantee you, if you would allow me, if you would list these and I could look them up, I guarantee you that when I found someone that generally was egregious and it was some lady who was lost and had Alzheimer's and some cop kicked her in the head, do you know how raked over the coals you would be?
Do you know how fast you would lose your pension?
Do you know how quickly you'd get penalized?
We're at a point now where half the time cops see someone acting like a lunatic and just go, not worth it.
Not worth it.
I was just at a bar with a cop and some lunatic brought a baseball bat out and started swinging around saying he's going to kill people.
He just stood back and said, he was off duty.
But he said, let's wait and see if this gets serious because I don't really want to get involved.
That's what we've done to cops with propaganda like this.
Police in the U.S., they punch people.
Yeah, they should.
And by the way, what's the matter with the good getting roughed up?
We used to do that in high school to someone with a bad attitude.
They keep bugging you and bugging you and bop them in the nose.
What did this guy do, by the way?
Is that a pedophile?
Is that someone who was kidnapping kids?
That's the end of it, right?
This is exactly the definition of propaganda.
You use anecdotal evidence to make a grander point.
The truth is that our cops are the kindest in the world.
They are the fairest in the world because the West is the best.
And guess what Eastern cops are?
the worst I'd like to end the show with a brief look at the state of men today.
We're living in an era where feminists have declared war on masculinity.
Let's see what it's doing to our guys.
Let's see what it's doing to a guy named Dominic Schmidt, who appears to be currently wedging himself with his mother's exercise.
Wedgie, wedgie, mommy, wedgie, wedgie.
Oh, I'm such a fing nerd.
Wachee!
Oh!
All right, that's enough.
That's enough.
Please stop.
Thanks, feminism.
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