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Oct. 3, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes
I used to have a home in Costa Rica, and the caretaker was Robert Dean from the new wave band Japan.
He also played with Kate Bush, and he played with Gary Newman.
I loaned my car in cars.
You got him there?
Second from the top?
Yeah.
Is that him?
Yeah, there he is.
He was this guy.
But of course, when he was my caretaker, he was much older.
I think he was a cokehead when he was in the band and he moved to Costa Rica to sort of reboot his life, which he did.
Became one of the top bird experts in the world.
That's him on the far left with the curly hair and the blue shirt, the dark hair.
Robert Dane.
And I said, he'd seen the Beatles, he'd seen the Sonics.
That was the Sonics playing Psycho Doom from the album Boom.
Like, this band was from the 60s, pre-punk.
And they were screaming, wow!
Dane, in the fuzzy guitars.
And I said, Robert, oh, that's a modern picture of Alvin.
I haven't seen him in a while.
This is Costa Rica.
Oh, really?
Trying to show a guessalens in Costa Rica.
He's probably talking about birds there.
Anyway, he's not quite as sexy.
He's a great guy.
But that picture's not so flattering.
I remember he wanted a great Dane, and I said, I'm not getting a great Dane.
And I found him some mutt from some guy.
And I said, let's just have, you need dogs up there to protect you from thieves.
And I go, let's just get this.
And he goes, I go, what do you think?
And he goes, it's common.
It looks like every other dog in town.
He was pissed.
I just thought that's such a classist thing to say.
Common.
Your dog is common.
But anyway, another great quote, I said, the Sonics, I mean, it must have been so incredible seeing them in the 60s when no one was doing music like that.
And he goes, I could see how you would think that, but for those of us who were there, it wasn't really that impressive.
I was like, ugh.
Way to wreck the Sonics for me, dude.
Well, they're back now.
It's been, oh, he did that?
It is interesting that you can reboot your life.
He's one of the biggest pop stars in the world.
They play the Buddha Con in Tokyo.
Tens of thousands of people screaming for them.
And then he goes, this is getting a little bit hairy.
I'm going to abandon pop music, move to Central America, and just start drawing birds.
And I'll be very good at it.
And he was.
I heard he's since abandoned that and is now a gigantic bodybuilder.
That's Robert Dean.
We have a fun show for you today.
I want to, again, like yesterday where we're sort of catching up and getting more in-depth, I want to look at CNN and how affected they are.
You think 60 minutes is bad?
These guys, they're just wrong about stuff.
And I also want to check in on Tommy since we saw him last week.
So we're going to have a really in-depth look at this.
They went down to Sturgis, CNN did, and tried to get bikers there to hate Trump.
It didn't go well.
Then I want to talk about Tommy and some of the things that have happened since the case, particularly this strange case of Melanie Shaw, who appears to be blowing the whistle on top brass, like high-level government officials raping kids.
And then let's make fun of chicks for being klutzes.
CNN is desperately trying to rescue their brand after a bunch of ignorant crap about Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia, and getting on everyone's nerves like Jim Acosta and basically proving that Trump is right and they are the enemy of the people.
So they send their coolest guy, Bill Weir or Bill Weiss.
He's a guy who was screaming at Fox a while ago about climate change and calling them ignorant f ⁇ sticks because they don't get that weather and climate are different.
So very left-wing dude, but he's one of their cooler guys.
So they go, get on a leather jacket and some leather stuff and go to Sturgis and tell those people that we're cool.
So he goes, okay, and he makes a segment that, of course, shows you everything bad about CNN.
But I think it's very interesting how fast it gets politically correct.
So play the beginning of it.
They rumble in from all points on the compass.
And for one week each summer, this little town of 7,000 explodes to half of its value.
News.
That's valuable information.
It's very interesting information.
It establishes a who, what, when, where, why at the beginning.
Good journalism, CNN.
I'm with you so far.
Maybe you're back.
What's next?
But this is one city that looks nothing like the rest of America.
You can go hours without seeing a person of color.
And Sturgis, a minority, is a white guy on a foreign bike.
Stop.
Why?
Okay, America is 14% black.
So obviously there's going to be areas that are predominantly white, especially when you're in South Dakota.
Can you imagine him going to a freak week or whatever it's called where all the black college kids hang out or going to some Harlem jazz thing or any other predominantly black thing and going, this sure don't look like the rest of America to me.
In fact, if you said that, you'd be racist.
That's the way it works with the left.
An all-white area.
There was just, I think there was just an article in CNN saying that certain areas are 94% white, and what can we do to change that?
They would never say that about Chinatown.
Imagine you were in Chinatown with all the Chinese signs and people speaking Chinese, and you went, This sure don't look like America to me.
And then he says, You can go hours without seeing a person of color.
I think that's coming up.
I don't believe you, first of all.
Black people love motorcycles, and there's plenty of black bikers, even for Trump.
So I don't believe you that you can go hours and hours without seeing a person of color in a group of half a million.
Bull roar, Bill.
There's a black guy right there.
There's a black guy where?
Right there.
Oh, yeah.
Are you sure that's not just shade?
No, I looked at it.
Yeah, that's a black person.
Well, we didn't go hours.
We went seconds.
And what a thing, though, but what a thing to think when you're in South Dakota.
There's no black people here.
That's the second point that comes out of his mouth after population.
In fact, it's why he told you the population so he could bitch about diversity.
There are no debates over gun control here or the ethics of the Me Too movement.
And there is no doubt who is the leader of this pack.
But you're a fan of the president.
Of course, they have to use the Confederate flag one.
And he also is CNN is so ignorant of the rest of America.
They don't get, they see the Confederate flag and they think it means slavery.
In upstate New York, they wear Confederate flags, farmers and stuff.
And you know what it means?
It means I hate Manhattan.
It means I love the country.
I love my state, but I got nothing to do with them city folks down south.
That's what the Confederate Federate flag means there.
Natives will wear Confederate flags, and it means I'm a rebel, and I still believe in the Indian spirit of rebellion.
But to him, it's slavery, and I haven't seen a black person for hours and hours and hours.
These people are obviously pretty darn racist.
I think he's doing a good job?
Of course, he's doing a lot better than what Obama did.
This ghostwriter reveals himself as John Sands, a postal worker who rides up from Kentucky each year and, like so many I talk to, sees proof of Trump's brilliance in the booming economy.
What they'll tell you is they say, you know, it's the Trump bump.
The economy is so good.
People are feeling so good.
Rod Woodruff is the owner of the sprawling buffalo chip.
Isn't it weird how when you hear interesting news on CNN that involves important data, it feels weird?
You go, wait a minute, you're telling me facts and you're talking about a booming economy.
What's the twist?
When is this all going to go to shit?
Disneyland for bikers and says his campers have an average income of $95,000 a year.
News.
70-some percent are homeowners in the United States.
Data.
Lots of people own multiple money.
What the hell is on his body?
Is that like an S ⁇ M camera case from Germany?
What is going on with that?
It wraps around his shoulders and then it hangs down to his ass?
I've never seen anything like that before.
It's like some sort of Indiana Jones camera bag that he got on eBay.
What a dork.
Motorcycles.
We have a tattoo parlor up here.
We've got food, pizza, anything you want at the free access crossroads.
Very good.
Do you have your own jail?
No, we don't need one.
We don't need one, huh?
Violence and a rest.
Whoops.
So he says, I haven't seen a black person for hours and hours.
Where's their jail?
Oh, you don't need a jail.
They keep walking into their own unfortunate references.
Are incredibly rare for a crowd of this size.
One reason is that most folks share the same values, and those that don't, this is, by the way, they always say socialism works and socialism was great in Northern Europe.
Socialists in Northern Europe and Scandinavia are thriving for a number of reasons, but one of them is they're using their grandparents' money from back when they were free market.
They also don't have that much diversity and they tend to be a cohesive unit.
And that sponsors less crime, less strife, less welfare.
Same with Japan.
You look at Japan, they'll go to a water park and they'll all be shoulder to shoulder because they are as one.
So this guy is actually doing an anti-diversity commercial with his SNM.
What is that?
What is that?
Bouncing off his ass as he walks around?
God, I hate this guy.
This is their cool rock and roll dude.
Go ahead.
what i see here in motorcycling is a microcosm for the whole country and i get a feeling some You will look like a grub or some sort of medic from the future.
That's not a good look, dude.
Times that people that don't believe in what's going on is right have become very quiet.
I think there's a lot of hypocrisy going on in the country now because I just feel like everybody wants freedom and they want rights, but God forbid somebody disagree with you because then you'll get your head bitten off.
Excellent point, lady.
CNN, why don't you talk about that?
Hey, CNN, how about the time that someone made a meme and you track them down to their home and they've done that a few times.
I identify a meme where they went to someone's home who was on a Facebook page that was a Russian-made page.
So they go to her house to tell her that the page is fake.
It was made by Russians, Russia, Russia, Russia.
You got to watch CNN.
Rosie O'Donnell was just on going on and on about Russia, Russia, Russia.
It's all they talk about on that network.
Anyway, they went to that woman's house where there was a kid, the meme kid who did a meme, and they said, we have discovered his identity and we will hold off for now on doxing him to the world.
Like, you guys bite people's heads off when they don't agree with you.
You are vicious.
You're an enemy of the people.
This is not helping, Bill.
Go ahead.
Back, the president aimed his Twitter and trade war guns at Harley Davidson.
Even though they got a huge tax break, the company shut down a factory in Kansas City, laid off 100 workers, and said because of the tariffs they'd have to start production in a new country overseas.
Which begs the question: is this the ultimate loyalty test for his base?
Do these folks pledge allegiance to the president?
So what is he doing there?
He was sent there to ingratiate CNN with people who hate them.
And he won't shut up about race.
And of course, Russia's coming up, by the way.
And he thinks, how can I drive a wedge?
Oh, bike people like Harley Davidson.
Trump just had a fight with Harley Davidson.
There's something I could focus on.
The split between Harley and Trump.
Hey, dumbass.
Hey, fuck stick.
People love Harley-Davidson because it's American-made.
In fact, I would argue most Harley fans know deep down that it's not as good of a bike as, say, a Suzuki or a Yamaha or even many Triumphs.
But they appreciate the Americanism in the brand, so they prefer Harley's.
And I have a Triumph.
And when you're on a motorcycle, people wave to you and you pass them.
They do a little zoopy-doop, little, hey, man.
You can't go like that, obviously.
But you just sort of acknowledge the other person.
A lot of Harley guys won't do that to a Japanese bike.
And that's got nothing to do with the quality of the engine.
It has to do with the fact that it's American made.
Now, if they go overseas, they've lost their whole brand.
And you will instantly lose that loyalty.
Nothing to do with Trump.
It's like an American flag store that you find out was made in China.
You don't want to frequent that American flag store and it's not Trump's fault.
Go ahead.
Or Harley Davidson.
You know, I'm going to have to go with what's going to make America better.
And if Harley wants to choose to go somewhere else, then I'll choose to buy different bikes.
I personally love the man.
I think he's doing a wonderful job.
Despite the president's disdain for my profession, they could not be nicer.
Do I strike you as an enemy of the people?
Not whatsoever.
He doesn't hate your profession.
He hates you.
He hates CNN.
He likes good journalists and he calls on them.
In fact, he's expanded the White House press briefing to include all different types of media when it was just a select few before.
He hates CNN, the mainstream media, the alt-left media who won't shut up about race and Russia and how you should hate Trump.
He hates Harleys, and you like your Harley.
Go ahead.
We're sure glad to have you here.
But it's obvious that no amount of earnest reporting will change their minds.
Because if you look at Russia and the Mueller investigation, and there's a lot of red flags and dark clouds.
Well, that's usually free a lot of politicians, but one, they're picking on because he's out of the outside.
I mean, if you look at the Clintons, how come they can do things and no one else can?
I mean, I'm old enough to remember when the base loved Harley-Davidson and hated Russia.
And it seems like it slipped a little.
That's why I chose this video for that line.
I'm old enough to remember, what are you, 45?
I'm old enough to remember when bikers liked Harley-Davidson and hated Russia.
So, and then he goes, he just said, we're here to do objective reporting, and no amount of objective reporting can change that.
You've heard all the bias laced throughout this piece.
And then he ends it with, you guys like Russia and you hate Harley Davidson.
If you like Trump, you like Russia.
If you don't have a conspiracy theory that Russia got Trump the presidency, then you love Vladimir Putin, a dictator.
That's their insane logic.
A little bit.
I don't think there's any reason for him to call him out or make him, you know, we should try to be friendly with everyone, and if they don't want to be friends, then it's a whole nother story.
Even Vladimir Putin, even a dictator, a murderer?
He met with Kim Jong-yoon as well.
That's other fake news.
We all know it.
Ask our Lord.
Touch me.
Ask our Lord.
Touch me.
By the way, can I just say something?
Can you pause it here?
This guy's smiling and laughing.
This is what they did with Jim Acosta.
They said his life was in danger.
He was going to be killed.
Everyone was laughing their heads off, screaming CNN's fake news.
Trump, the thing I've always loved the most about Trump, and it's why I wanted him to be president, his fans.
His fans are the best.
And this guy couldn't be safer in Sturgis.
Now, do you want to go take a Fox News microphone to an Antifa rally, to a Black Lives Matter gathering?
Do you want to take a Fox News mic to a rap show that's getting out?
Let me see how well you do.
So he's portraying these people as dangerous and divisive and ignorant and they need a jail.
And what do they do?
They jokingly say, you guys suck.
Back downtown, our presence sparks a debate between some Fox News fans from Texas and Bonnie from Nebraska.
They don't know what they're talking about.
Fox News fans.
Yeah, we do.
You're an American too.
You're on the other side.
That's not true.
I watch both.
See?
I go either way.
Which proves we now live in a media age where people can choose their own facts.
I have a friend who's very much.
You may not choose your own facts.
That's not how facts work.
Facts don't care about your feelings.
Facts are facts.
You can choose to ignore them, but you can't choose your own facts.
What the hell is this guy talking about?
And of course, the only person that'll give him the time of day is a blabber mouth mom who's got empty nest syndrome since her kids left and is boring him to tears.
And he so didn't want this, by the way.
He didn't want the anyone's dog for a bone old lady who won't shut up.
He wanted the cool guys to go, you know what?
Maybe you're right.
Russia sucks.
And I hate Trump.
I like Harley's, man.
We are a wake-up call.
And I got to get more black friends.
Thanks for helping out.
Mission failed, Bill.
I go, I agree with you.
No problem.
Everybody has their own opinion.
It's like everybody has one.
As long as you don't start shooting at each other, right?
Did you catch that?
More bias.
She says, opinions are like a-holes.
Everyone has one.
And then he does this fake laugh.
And he goes, as long as you don't start shooting each other, right?
Like, this is the CNN brain.
It's Russia.
It's where are the black people?
It's there's guns.
Someone might be shot.
It's, do you have a jail in case someone shoots someone?
Come back down to Earth, you guys.
You're in satellites floating around the planet.
That's not what's going on here.
The heckling is interrupted by a hero falling from the sky.
Sergeant Dana Bowman, an Army Golden Knight who lost both legs in a mid-air collision.
He lands with Old Glory, and just for a moment, it feels like we are all in this together.
What?
You guys hate American flags.
You hate the military.
You don't support, and the military hates you.
So you can't just show a war vet who lost both his legs and say, at the end of the day, CNN and Fox can be friends.
No, dude.
The military cannot be friends with CNN.
You guys choose your facts, and that's not how facts work.
This was a complete flop, Bill.
You went in there to show that CNN is a friend of the people, and you showed us exactly why we hate you.
Been a few days since I was in England for the Tommy Robinson hearing, which was postponed until October 23rd.
I'm probably going to go back for that other one.
You all know the story about Tommy Robinson, right?
He dared to, I don't know, contempt of court or something.
The attitude with the left is always, oh, he's a hooligan.
He did violate the law.
He put that trial in jeopardy.
And of course, the BBC already put the trial in jeopardy.
Tons of other sites had already discussed these guys, the allegations, everything.
But the media is so concerned with the letter of the law when it comes to pedophiles' rights.
And they're much more likely to pillory Tommy for doing something wrong, for some sort of transgression, than they are a Pakistani rapist, because it's much cooler among the media class to crap on whites than it is to crap on Muslims.
That's seen as intolerant.
Well, I'm intolerant when it comes to child rape.
I don't tolerate it.
But I just, I find this story fascinating because the takeaways that the media does, like I saw this one article, it said, should Tommy have the tape taken off?
Now, even that headline alone, he's talking about the tape, because Tommy would picture himself from this, from the Day of Freedom where we all put duct tape over our mouths.
Tommy would picture himself like that a lot.
And this, was it Sky News?
Yeah, Sky News is asking, should he have the tape taken off?
Why take the tape off Tommy Robinson's mouth?
Now, shouldn't that cause you to reflect?
Shouldn't that take a pause?
Is that the term?
Shouldn't it make you pause?
Shouldn't that take a pause?
Have pause.
Have pause.
Thank you.
Finally, Ryan's smarter than me for one.
Yeah, that should make you have pause because paws are much more effective than hands.
You can jump and you can play with them.
They cracked up on me.
No, it should make you worry because this is a news source.
Sky News, one of the biggest in the world, I think it's worth $20 billion, whereas Fox News is worth something like $3 billion.
So it's a massive conglomerate of information.
And they're asking, should this person have his mouth taped shut?
Should this person have the right to open his mouth?
Am I, oh, that's a bad gesture.
Am I the only one that's outraged by that?
Should that person, no, so the news source is saying, leave the tape on.
Put tape on that guy's mouth.
We're talking about Muslim pedophile gangs, and their takeaway is put duct tape on the guy's mouth who's rude to them.
How did we get here?
So the article says, and he's mad that Tommy was on Tucker Carlson.
It wasn't clear whether he simply didn't understand British law, like Tucker Carlson, or had a willful disregard for it.
Let me just tell you about British law.
You're not allowed to influence a jury.
Gotcha.
But the BBC got away with writing all these guys' names on their site because the jury's not allowed to go online.
How would the jury have found out about Tommy Robinson going online?
So he was within the law.
He does not deserve contempt of court.
But let's say he's guilty.
He has already served way more than anyone else and endured more suffering than murderers, rapists.
And number three, he's tried at the highest court in the land, the Old Bailey, where they do Jack the Ripper, where they do all the worst cases.
The guy who drove the truck over London Bridge killed eight people was tried at the Old Bailey.
There's a serial rapist there that day who had raped 30 women.
And this guy's there for contempt of court.
Contempt of court, they don't even charge it usually.
When you yell, screw you, at the judge, they drag you out, and that's it.
Anyway, I thought this was a very telling quote.
He wouldn't talk to me when he came out of prison.
His dismissive, You Tell Nothing But Lies, seemed to come directly from the Trump playbook.
They're obsessed with Trump over there.
And then this was the final sentence on that article, and I thought it was stunning.
I'm not comfortable giving him a platform, but nor am I letting him suggest that the image of him with gaffer tape over his mouth is a fair metaphor for the state of free speech in this country.
What a vile pig, isn't he?
I don't want to give him a platform.
Why not?
You don't want Muslim pedophiles to be ridiculed?
So that's Jason Farrell.
But also in Sky News, we had an interview that's gone on since the trial.
Can we play a little moment of that?
It's so acrimonious.
Influencing the jury is when you assume guilt.
I said, did you do something to make a jury think that person might be more likely to be guilty?
I think their DNA done that.
I think that you're helping.
You're helping the DNA.
Just pause.
You're making the jury think these guys are more guilty.
And Tommy goes, I think the DNA did that.
Well, you're not helping.
Yeah, DNA is pretty good.
DNA sums it up there, you talk.
And that guy, they all look like that too.
The guy from The Guardian who interviewed me, who I called a pretentious 20, he had the exact same hair.
They have this middle-class hair.
Go ahead.
Because I guess Tommy and the hooligans have the short haircut, so they have this to defy that.
Those two groups in Britain could not be farther apart.
Blacks and whites in America, 100 times closer than these two groups.
Those are like a Ugandan refugee and a Scottish botanist.
We are the actually they're closer.
A drag queen, a blind drag queen pedophile is being interviewed by a goat.
No, no, sorry, being interviewed by a goat.
Yeah.
All right, go ahead.
Seems to be much better at analogies.
The judge let down the British public.
Those men should have been in a prison cell.
Potentially let down the British public.
No, potentially.
Potentially committing a contempt of court that could have got the whole thing thrown out.
Which it did.
Do you not understand that, though?
Do you understand that potentially it could have done?
Do I understand?
At the time, I'll be honest with you.
At the time, I wasn't aware of contempt of court laws or rules.
You got any regrets?
In August this year, he didn't get to talk to me.
Why would I have anything to say to you?
So one of the things that came up that I didn't discuss on my podcast or to you at all, because I'm having a lot of trouble parsing it out, is these signs that Tommy and the other guys were holding that said, free Melanie Shaw.
Now, from what I can gather, Melanie Shaw is a woman who grew up within the foster care system and was molested, not by Pakistani grooming gangs.
So all you wimps out there that are scared of being offensive, this is a wonderful case for you.
It's white people.
It's the white elite.
Top politicians, judges, magistrates, barristers, the rich elite of Britain were raping these orphans, these poor kids, in homes.
Now they are totally vilifying Melanie Shaw.
And I'm told that she, after serving a sentence for arson, where I, I don't know, she tried to burn one of these places down.
I don't know that full story.
But she's apparently now in a mental institution on tons and tons of sedatives, just sitting there drooling going, because if she gets out and talks, she's going to take down the British elite.
So here we go.
This is a nice, fun pedophile story for you, where you don't have to worry about appearing racist.
And it's your favorite target, rich white guys.
And I'm with you.
We can bond on this.
We both hate pedophiles.
We both hate rich white guys.
Well, you hate rich white guys.
I hate pedophiles.
We have some intersectionality here, as they say.
So here's an interview I found with Melanie Shaw.
And it's pretty much the only thing that tries to explain the story.
And no one's talking about this at all.
You've been in prison in Sodexo HMP twice.
And you have had a particularly bad time in the prison.
But you were released a few days ago after spending about six months in prison, much of the time spent in solitary confinement.
Tell us how you ended up in prison this last time.
Why were you put in prison?
I saw rather strange, to be honest, Brian.
I rang the NHS up.
I had a cotton bud stuck in my ear, and a paramedic came out.
He offered me no treatment whatsoever.
And I'm used to a good service from the NHS.
Did you get a cotton ball stuck in your ear?
And I thought, to protect my own interests, I will film it.
And I went upstairs to get my camera.
I locked my front door for five minutes.
And I said, I'll send this viral on the internet.
You know, you can do open art massage.
Why can't you?
He's a paramedic.
Why can't you remove cotton from my ear?
He asked me to unlock the door and I unlocked the door.
I was then harassed non-stop for seven days by the police.
This is Nottinghamshire Police.
Yeah, under Chris Ayr, the chief constable.
I was harassed horrifically on a daily basis, arrested.
Had my back door smashed in.
They tried to section me.
This is weird.
I don't understand it.
It doesn't make sense.
Right, so you were put into HM prison in Peterborough, and then a trial took place.
And I think I'm correct in saying that as far as you knew with the trial, well, all you knew was there was a video link between you and the court.
There's not actually been a trial, though, Brian.
You see, I pled not guilty.
I was under so much duress and I had a nervous breakdown.
I'd rang the police, the Nottinghamshire force.
I'd asked for the Samaritans.
They was making me feel suicidal.
Alright, that's enough.
I ended up self-harming, which looks absolutely...
And this is just a theory, because I'm having a lot of trouble cracking this case, and I'd like your help.
I think she is mentally vulnerable.
I think she's a fragile woman who's been through a lot, and she's easy to discredit and to harass and to get out of the way.
So they put her in a loony bin, which makes her weaker, and it hurts her story.
However, I am inclined to believe her story, that she has information regarding higher-ups in the British government molesting children.
It's sort of like Britain's Pizzagate.
It sounds crazy, and I don't even know where I stand on Pizzagate.
I gave up on figuring that out.
I couldn't get any evidence.
But it sounds like something that is legitimate.
We'll keep following it.
But the big picture here is, why isn't the media trying to figure out the Melanie Shaw story?
Why are they focused on whether Ezra should or should not have used his phone in the courtroom?
They're so worried about Ezra Levant committing contempt of court.
They're so scared of contempt of court.
Contempt of court is jaywalking, and it's all the media are talking about.
Should Tommy be jailed?
They're much more concerned with Tommy Robinson than they are with Muslim grooming gangs.
They're obsessed with the minutiae of court, while the Melanie Shaw story just sits there as the biggest head scratcher of the year.
Which brings me to Benghazi.
Thank you, Ryan.
Nice timing.
Now, remember that with Benghazi, there was a father of Maureen.
Go back to me.
There was a father of Marine who Hillary went up to and said, don't worry, we're going to jail this guy.
And he went, wait a minute, you don't know what is who did it?
Who did what?
Who are you going to jail?
With what charges?
And so they blamed it on the Muhammad video.
They got it.
The guy who did the video was Nakula Basli Nakula.
She guarantees we're going to arrest this guy.
He says, on what charge?
And then they find something.
And they found that he violated his probation because he used a fake name.
I don't think that's the article.
But he used a fake name on the Muhammad video.
And that was a violation of his parole because he had done fraud years before.
And he was told he could never use a fake name.
Now, you're allowed to use a fake name in a Muhammad video if you don't want to get a rapier through your chest.
Like the guy who did the Muhammad video with Ayan Hir Siali, Van Gogh's grandson, he got a note with a rapier through his chest and his last words were, sorry to laugh, but his last words were, can't we talk about this?
Dead.
And what really angered me about the Muhammad video, Benghazi guy getting jailed for a year, and by the way, he came out of jail saying, I am very sorry, Obama, and he has to work very hard.
He was like, it was Stalinism.
He was brainwashed.
And he came out apologizing to Obama.
But what I hated about all that was the indifference.
Even at Fox News, when I was on Red Eye, you had people saying, like Andy Levy saying, well, he shouldn't have violated his parole.
He's a criminal.
We have this tendency to just sort of write off criminals.
You're next.
You've probably done 10 things illegal today.
Stop writing off criminals and going, oh, well, shouldn't have been breaking the law.
Everyone's breaking the law.
When politicians can say, I'm going to arrest him before they knew what the crime is, you know there's too many laws.
And the indifference I saw around that Coptic Christian, by the way, those Coptic Christians, Nasuli Bakula, Nasuli, whatever his name is, they are getting slaughtered by Muslims in Egypt.
So you're allowed to be mad.
You're allowed to make a video.
But because he violated his parole, everyone went, screw him.
And you're seeing it with Melanie Shaw.
Ah, screw her.
Or look at Tommy.
Ah, he did contempt to court.
Man, Ezra should be prosecuted too.
We're like a mob back in the turn of the, back in the Middle Ages, where you'd go to a public hanging.
Actually, not just the Middle Ages.
They did it in the Wild West too.
And we're all sitting there clapping as we watch a man get hanged without asking why he's being hanged.
You know what I've been noticing?
So feminism didn't want to make women equal to men.
It wanted to make women men and women make sh ⁇ men.
And I'm just seeing all these girls jumping around, jumping on tables, trying to swing on stuff because they think they're men.
You see all these videos on Instagram of a girl like swinging on a rope.
When you swing on a rope out under the water, you increase your weight because of the centrifugal force.
So I'm, I think, 180 pounds.
When I'm swinging, I'm about 210.
So now I have to carry 210 pounds with my body.
Then you get these fat ass chicks that go, who could barely lift a penny farthing.
They swing out and the extra weight just rips them down.
They hit themselves on the ground before they even get near the water.
And I've noticed this again and again and again.
It becomes a fun sort of a graphic to show you what, just like that guy wedging himself, what feminism has done to men.
Look at what feminism has done to women.
Check out this.
Okay, here's a typical one.
Stop, stop.
Well, you can't stop it, right?
Yes, you can.
So that's this girl.
I'm just going to thrash on this bed and really go nuts because I have coordination and I'm strong and I'm in control of my environment and I'm not weak.
I'm not vulnerable.
I'm not dainty.
I'm a dude.
Okay, metalhead.
Let's see how that turns out for you.
Oh, Jesus.
She smashed the head on the sideboard thing there.
They can't even fall well.
Jerry, fall well?
Show another one.
Show the one next to it.
Like, we're more like cats when we fall.
We tend to land on our feet.
Every time a woman falls, she really like falls.
Or here's another thing.
They're not great at physics.
And so they think going down this thing at 10,000 miles an hour is not going to be a catastrophe.
Holy shit.
He went through the door.
And just when you weigh, when you're fat, and you go down a slide, you're going at This is a pattern here.
This is not anecdotal evidence.
It goes on and on and on.
Look at this girl.
There's a movie out right now about female skateboarders, and they look really cool, and some of them can Ollie, and one of them can even do an Ollie kick flip or whatever.
If you're watching a movie with 10 really good female skateboarders, you are looking at every female skateboarder in the world.
Someone has...
Oh, my.
God damn.
It's crazy.
My god.
Damn.
Oh no.
See, that's a very 70s trick.
We used to do that literally in the 70s.
Oh.
Scraped your droopers.
Hey, lady, you scraped your droopers there.
Okay, now this is another one.
She thinks that she can jump, hold onto this bar, and swing across that sort of poison ivy-infested bush.
That's a lot of weight to carry, ladies.
Lots of guys can't do that.
You can't do it.
And there she is, flat-faced in the weeds.
Didn't even land it well.
Anyway, can you do me a favor?
We're out of time, but I want to hear that song that we opened the show with, the Sonic Psycho, with the girl wiping out on the skateboard.
Can you combine those?
I think it would probably be a cool montage.
That would be a cool montage of just chicks swiping out and the Sonics playing Psycho.
What?
Oh, hey, hey.
Nah, that didn't turn out as cool as I thought it would.
That was a good one.
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