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April 3, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	Every day I get in the queue To get in the bus that brings me to you Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn Kevin McGuinness Your house is only another mile Thank you drama for getting me here Let's ride the magic bus We'll be an inspector,
	have no fear Let's ride the magic bus I'm too rich to call no bus Let's ride the magic bus Let's ride the magic bus That is a cover of Magic Bus by the Who.
	The band, the pudding, they're called, suck.
	And that is a terrible cover of it.
	Not every song we introduce the show with has to be a good song.
	That is a massacre of a wonderful song, The Magic Bus.
	It's such a good song that I often wonder if the Who in the studio were looking at each other going, can you believe how insanely good we are at this stuff?
	Like Baba O'Reilly.
	Surely they must have been looking at each other going, what the fuck?
	We're amazing.
	Magic Bus was recorded as a demo in 1965 by Pete Townsend.
	And he didn't actually record it with The Who until I think 1968.
	So it was floating around for two years.
	And the record label that The Who worked with, the managers and stuff, sent out this demo.
	And it had its own little life as a demo.
	And then it got stolen by this crappy band.
	Look at their faces.
	Look at this guy's face.
	Don't you just want to punch it?
	The pudding.
	Those are the guys that I contest stole it and did a terrible job.
	Kind of ruined it, actually, for the Who.
	Luckily, the Who's was so good, it overrode it.
	There's plenty of morals here.
	One is get your stuff out.
	Don't him and ha.
	Get it out there.
	Just move it.
	Just say yes.
	Sign the contract.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do it.
	We'll do it.
	We'll do it.
	Get going.
	Get moving.
	That's moral one, or someone else is going to scoop it up and steal your idea.
	And number two, if you're an awesome band, you're going to be fine.
	And if you suck, you can steal all you want and you're going to be a loser.
	That's what I kind of liked about Hot Tub Time Machine.
	I re-watched the sequel last night with my brother.
	And I love the idea that these guys stole all these songs.
	They stole all this technology.
	They stole all these ideas.
	And they still were losers.
	Because it's not a matter of you getting this gift.
	We have this, the left has this obsession with like, just give blacks reparations.
	Just give me a chance.
	Just affirmative action, hire me.
	Just get this woman up doing Jimmy Kim alive, and she'll totally slay.
	If she's talented, she will.
	So we're going to stick with meritocracy, and we're going to get away with just giving random people free stuff because it doesn't pan out.
	If you're good, you'll do good.
	All right, we got a hell of a show today because I haven't spoken to you in three days.
	So I'm going to talk to some people on the streets of New York.
	I want to look at this video that's a school meeting.
	And it was, this is from last week, where this guy pulls out a knife, a dad pulls out a knife, and he says, how are you going to stop this?
	And you see all these bourgeois parents freaking out.
	It's a nice convalescence of blue-collar rational people who know how life is in reality, and then the bourgeoisie who panic at the sign of any kind of confrontation.
	And both of them have a vested interest in solving this problem of violence in schools.
	So they're not going to just shrug their shoulders and walk away.
	They have to argue it out.
	And of course, the pussies win.
	By the way, speaking of the pussies win, you know that Rupert Murdoch's sons run Fox News now, right?
	James, and I forget the name of the other guy.
	These are private school kids.
	Yeah, there we go.
	That's James.
	Scroll down a little bit, though.
	And you'll see the two boys.
	Faster.
	There we go.
	So Lachlan and James.
	And these are rich kids.
	Go back to that picture and make it full screen.
	These are rich kids who don't understand risk and bravado and danger the way Rupert Murdoch does.
	So their job is just to minimize risk and not blow dad's fortune by taking any risk.
	And the irony is, that's how you create a fortune, is you take risks.
	And so they're going to shut down Laura Ingram's show.
	And that sucks because she was one of the few ballsy broads.
	Remember I said earlier that just choosing a woman to take over a show doesn't mean it's going to be good?
	No, she actually deserved it.
	She had original concepts.
	She brought new stuff to the table.
	Head of the post today, polls hog wild.
	Now, remember what Trump did with this stimulus package, this ridiculous $1.3 trillion?
	It might have been a trick.
	It might have been a trick so he can allot $800 billion to the wall and call it defense.
	I'll be impressed if that's the case.
	But the danger with politicians is you're giving vampires blood.
	And if there's one place where corruption reigns supreme, almost as bad as Chicago, is New York City, especially Albany.
	So these guys are going to go ballistic on the free money.
	But we'll see.
	He is the king of 3D chess.
	Got a few things I want to cover before we look at this other content.
	I also want to talk to my buddy, Tiny.
	Tiny is out there fighting the good fight against Antifa.
	And if you watch social media, you might get the idea that we're losing.
	Our side is losing.
	The MAGA side is losing.
	But I think of this week, I'm just going to show you some fist fights on the street.
	And you can see that we're winning and we're brawling and we're getting in there, getting our hands dirty.
	We're not sitting there like the School meeting guy going, That's a switchblade, that's illegal, or call the police, that's assault.
	We're getting out there and handling our biz.
	So that's going to be an inspiring interview, and I'll continue to do that throughout the week.
	But before we get started, I thought this was interesting.
	The SPLC tracks hate.
	Do we have to look at pudding the whole time?
	I don't want to see them.
	What's this on my screen?
	Oh, that's a good one.
	Yeah, I want to talk about these Mexicans yelling at a cop.
	But yeah, hate tracker.
	They follow all the evil that white supremacists do.
	And this weekend, these evil white supremacists were focused on the ever-present Jesus.
	Jesus Christ rose from the dead yesterday.
	And happy Easter.
	Just the whole concept of the resurrection is now white supremacists because whatever they see as bad guys, whatever they do is now evil.
	So Hitler used toilet paper.
	I use toilet paper.
	Ergo, I'm Hitler.
	If they've decided that Nazis are anyone who likes Trump and mostly Christians, well then Jesus is racist to them.
	That's the America we're living in now.
	And you know what?
	They're doing us a favor because by making everything so evil, they've totally diluted the word.
	The Nazi doesn't mean anything.
	Their idea of evil doesn't mean anything.
	They don't mean anything.
	That's what you get when you cry wolf 100 times.
	I thought this was also interesting in the news.
	The London murder rate has finally surpassed New York's.
	And we know what that's all about, right?
	That's all about Islam.
	Now, I predicted this a while ago.
	So if you go to the bottom of these references, Dave, you'll see the original Trump tweet.
	No, no, no.
	Out of our notes that I sent you.
	It's the bottom link.
	Trump.
	There we go.
	Just outreport, United Kingdom crime rises 13% annually amid spread of radical Islamic terror.
	Isn't it fun having a president who says the truth and doesn't him and ha the way the media does?
	The president's supposed to be the diplomatic one who's scared of offending everyone and wants to smooth it over.
	And then the press, they're supposed to be the incendiary ones that dare to say all the bad stuff.
	Not today.
	Today, Trump has had to pick up the slack.
	And he says, radical Islam increased the crime rate in London.
	So Ed Miliband over in Britain, he's the head of some labor crap, commie, socialist garbage.
	He says, spreading lies about your own country, sad.
	Spreading lies about others, sadder.
	What an absolute moron.
	And then I responded to Ed saying that he's right, Ed.
	And you beat us in rape, ruggings, burglary, everything.
	But murder.
	But it's not going to be long for murder.
	Now, the stats weren't out then, but just the other day, the stats finally came out and they said that as I was typing that tweet, the murder rate had surpassed them in London.
	And I love the backtracking, the covering their bases that Britain is saying.
	They're saying, this is totally malicious.
	What you're doing is you're manipulating.
	No, that's working class sorry.
	What you're doing is you're manipulating the statistics.
	London's murder rate has gone up just a little bit.
	Here, go down to those charts on that thing.
	Okay, so what this is really about is New York's crime rate plummeting and getting as low as London's.
	Well, yeah, if you're going to go back to, go down to the years there, the 90s.
	That's called Giuliani.
	That's called Giuliani enforcing the law and arresting criminals.
	So what happened?
	They all went to East New York where there's a murder a day, but Manhattan is now safe and Times Square is now a wonderful place to be.
	But London, if you want to look at the past three years, go down a little bit more and you'll see the real chart.
	Look at that.
	2014 to 2017.
	What's happened in those past three years?
	Well, the floodgates have opened for Islam.
	So they are on an uptick because they support diversity to the point of absurdity.
	And we are on a downward crime trend because we finally started arresting bad guys.
	The right wins in both cases.
	Speaking of which, this case, Al Sharpton was at a funeral for this guy, Stefan Clark.
	Now, the story is pretty shaky, as is always the case with these.
	And the story is that he was just shot in his own backyard, maybe making hot dogs for the kids, and just shot in the head.
	You d ⁇ .
	And so that starts incredible racial hatred.
	That's his brother with a strange headband on who was seen drinking before the speech, Stefante Clark.
	Now, the story on the cops side is Stefan Clark was smashing car windows.
	Got reports.
	Fallen with the helicopter.
	The cops get a report.
	We got him.
	So the cops are following orders, right?
	And then they get there, they get to the backyard, and he pulls out his phone, and they shoot him because it's dark.
	And it's scary when you're chasing a perp who's acting erratic and smashing car windows when he pulls out something black.
	We saw this with, what was his name, Amadou Diallo?
	Was that the Haitian who pulled out his black wallet and got shot 40 times?
	And of course, the left and Al Sharpton and the race mongerers, what do you call them, race baiters, they say, you know, he was shot egregiously 20 times.
	How many times do you have to kill a man?
	Sure, those 20 times happen in a matter of seconds.
	Okay?
	Seconds.
	You don't know if four of your bullets went into his foot and he's still going to kill you.
	But what I find interesting about this clip has nothing to do really with the Stefan Clark case.
	What I find interesting is how effectively Al Sharpton has mobilized black outrage.
	Watch his speech and watch Stefan's brother.
	Al Sharpton is a genius.
	He's sort of like solar power or wind energy.
	He harnesses this rage, foments it, adds gas to the fire, and then weaponizes it.
	He weaponizes black rage.
	And obviously this guy's mad.
	His brother's dead.
	The last thing he wants to hear is a fair and rational argument.
	That's the way we are with our families.
	That's why the left, by the way, always says, what if it was your daughter?
	What if your son was killed?
	All right, check him out.
	Yesterday, look at this kid.
	He's deranged.
	The Press secretary.
	Said this is a local matter.
	No, this is not a local matter.
	Why do you have a t-shirt on it?
	You're essentially your brother's friend.
	You're just familiar all over the country.
	And we are here to say that we're going to stand with Stefan Clark and the leaders of his family.
	We're putting aside our differences.
	It's time for preachers to come out the pulpit.
	It's time for politicians to come out their office.
	It's time for us to go down and stop this madness.
	He's making a fight with someone in the audience.
	I don't know if you can be rational with these people, with the crazed left.
	I don't think you can sit there and say, well, he was breaking car windows and the officers were.
	See, he makes up this story about the cops just shooting blacks for sport.
	Then when the cops get off for this because it goes through a real trial and the jury goes through the facts, then it's seen as America and the state not only has cops killing people, but advocates it, just like the whites in South Africa with the kill the boy, kill the farmer.
	So what do they do?
	They want to go on a killing spree.
	And you know what that does?
	That gets them shot.
	So Al Sharpton is killing black people.
	Oh, by the way, speaking of black people, I did that talk, I did a segment last week about fake black people who get really militant about their blackness, but grew up white in beautiful neighborhoods surrounded by white people experiencing zero racism.
	And I forgot a major one.
	I just remembered on the weekend.
	Jordan Peel.
	Is that his name?
	The guy who did Get Out?
	What's his name again?
	He grew up on the Upper East Side.
	Black dad wasn't around.
	Only white mom was around.
	And Get Out is really about his wife's family, Chelsea Peretti.
	And the Perettis have admitted this as much.
	And he apparently feels like, what's his name?
	Jordan Peale, yeah.
	So I like it.
	I love art.
	And I love this movie because you can take it any way you want.
	I saw it as a parody of black paranoia.
	But the common consensus is it's sort of seen as this is how black people feel when they go to a rich white family.
	They feel like they're going to be abducted.
	They're going to be killed.
	And this is Jordan Peele visiting his fiancé, now his wife, Chelsea Paretti, and being freaked out by these rich white people.
	But here's the clincher in reality.
	Chelsea Paretti's mom is black.
	Her stepmom.
	She has been surrounded by more blackness than Jordan Peele.
	Jordan Peele grew up totally white.
	So what he's really doing is he's showcasing how you imagine this black guy feels when he goes to this white family.
	But they're blacker than him.
	You know what I mean?
	Chelsea Peretti is surrounded with more blackness throughout her childhood than Jordan Peele is.
	But he makes the movie about how scary it is to be black because, of course, the cops are going to kill you.
	Anyway, my last defense of the police in America is this amazing video I just got to get to today.
	Check out these guys showing unbelievable restraint with a Hispanic family.
	I assume it's church day because one of them is covered.
	So she looks Muslim, but they're clearly Hispanic.
	Look at the way they attack the cops, steal a cop's taser, harass the cops, shove the cops during this whole time, refuse to comply with police.
	How much of this so-called police violence is cops having to deal with people like this?
	Get back.
	Get back now.
	Get back.
	Get back.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Stop.
	Hey.
	Hey, there's kids.
	Hey, there's kids.
	There's kids.
	Stop, there's kids.
	Stop, there's kids.
	Look at this.
	Can you imagine?
	Can you conceive of you, viewer at home, pushing a cop up against a car, maybe in a blackout, maybe in a drunken blackout, and I would wake up in the drunk tank and go, oh man, I'm screwed.
	But on church on a sober Sunday, using your forearm to push a cop against a car, does that fit into your brain?
	We've all been mad at cops.
	We've all felt that they were being egregious.
	But does it fit into your brain, you pushing him up with your forearm?
	No, it doesn't.
	There's kids.
	Stop.
	There's kids.
	I like that accent, by the way.
	Get back!
	Get off me!
	Look, she's grabbing his baton.
	Get back!
	There's kids!
	Stop!
	Stop!
	I think he just yelled, everybody, peace.
	Stop!
	There's kids here!
	Stop!
	There's kids here!
	By the way, thank you for filming this.
	We have so much, you know, Larry King footage of cops where you just get one section of the fight and you don't see the whole thing.
	This is the whole thing.
	We see what cops have to go through.
	Look at this.
	Lunacy!
	He's trying just to tase them.
	You're so lucky you didn't get shot.
	Look, one of them has his radio.
	He can't call for backup.
	She's a woman.
	No, she didn't.
	I have a video here.
	You're on the ground.
	Let it go.
	Help me.
	Oh, my God.
	Can you imagine if these were female cops?
	The mess would be between this making.
	So this goes, I mean, it's a seven-minute video.
	Oh, they're Salvadorian.
	How could you be so mean?
	Look, he's exhausted all his other weapons.
	Remember, he had that telescopic bat?
	That's gone.
	Then he had the tasers.
	Those guts gone.
	Now he's down to pepper spray.
	I'm sorry.
	I think these cops are being too nice.
	Why are you so mean?
	Why are you so nice?
	Creditos, mundo Hispanico.
	Anyway, this goes on and on.
	And the narrative of being a cop in 2018 goes on and on, and it is an insane narrative.
	So much of what we have to, what we are subjected to when we're censored is based on lies.
	This idea that cops are hunting people for sport is not true.
	This whole notion that conservatives have to be censored because it might lead to a new Nazi party is phantasmagorical.
	It is ridiculous.
	It's totally insane.
	It's like saying, yeah, we have to censor people in tiny shorts, especially men, because it could lead to homosexuality.
	So all men portrayed in a sexy way has to stop because it could start a giant World War gay where gays are like, I don't understand how you can have such a flimsy premise and yet wield so much power over the right when it comes to censoring the First Amendment and the Second Amendment.
	All right.
	That's enough babbling for now.
	Let's go to this school meeting and then let's talk to New Yorkers on the street and then let's watch a dude in a fist fight and ask him for a play-by-play.
	Ready?
	Here's an interesting school meeting.
	PTA meeting March 14th at Rocky Point.
	I assume that's in upstate New York somewhere.
	This guy's got a New York accent.
	But it's an interesting meeting because they're talking about school violence, they're talking about mass shootings, and everyone has a vested interest.
	So they want to get to the truth.
	No one is sleeping through this meeting.
	Their children's lives are at stake.
	But it's a fascinating juxtaposition of rich and poor because the working class guys have been in fights.
	They understand violence.
	They understand the tactics of violence, the tactical reality of a gun versus a knife versus motive versus good guys with guns, bad guys with guns.
	The whole kit and caboodle is their reparte.
	It's what they know.
	And then you have the rich parents who are just used to going, police, police, authorities, help.
	That's the guy.
	Go put him in cuffs.
	And you can't do that anymore.
	So play it.
	This guy is going to say, by the way, that I'm super tall.
	And I don't know if the kid that he's talking to is male or female or has a knife, but he's about to pull a knife or show how easy it is to get a knife.
	So let's hear his diatribe and listen to the parents filming, because they're just as interesting as him.
	I'm considerably larger than you, okay?
	If something happened, if I decided to attack you, it would take the cops three to five minutes to...
	Three to five minutes.
	It would take the cops 10 minutes with traffic.
	Traffic's bad.
	What are you going to do now?
	What are you going to do now?
	Stop it.
	Okay, stop.
	Did you hear that?
	So he pulls out a knife.
	He didn't take it from her or him.
	He pulled out a normal legal knife that you have on you at all times.
	Everyone has like a leather man, basically.
	He pulls it out.
	He says, what are you going to do now?
	And he's got a great point.
	But what do these pussy parents do?
	They see conflict.
	And even though we're talking about your child getting shot in the head, you still freak out and go, stop it.
	Just stop it.
	Okay, go back.
	Inappropriate, please.
	No, it's not illegal.
	What is that?
	Is that a male or a female?
	That's illegal.
	That's illegal.
	I want you to leave its reality.
	Did you hear that?
	So there's a mom, and moms, at least when it comes to liberal pussies, they seem to have more of a fighting instinct.
	They have more of that tiger in them than these castrated dads.
	And this dad sounds exactly like Fred Armison doing a character on Portlandia going, that's illegal!
	You can't pull a switchblade out on a kid.
	Yes, sir.
	Switchblades are illegal.
	They're illegal because the blade comes out so quickly.
	The rationale is it's faster than a cop drawing his gun.
	Well, how do you get a switchblade out of that?
	That's just a normal folding knife you get at Walmart.
	I haven't seen a switchblade outside of some Greaser Skinhead cartoon on HBO Family.
	I haven't seen a Switchblade in real life.
	I think maybe ever.
	Can you buy them online?
	When was the last time you saw a switchblade?
	When I was a kid, I had a switchblade comb.
	That was a fun novelty in the 80s.
	Switchblades?
	Could you be less cool?
	Could you be more separated from reality?
	And this is when it matters, by the way.
	We're talking about the death of your children.
	So it's important that you at least, as my father would say, sew one of them back on.
	All right, go ahead.
	Guy with a gun.
	No, that's completely illegal.
	Raise your hand.
	Sir, this is why we need security.
	This is why we need all the guns.
	What are you going to do?
	I just walked into the building with this.
	It's not a gun.
	But I can do a lot of damage with it.
	With it.
	I have two girls in this school.
	Just pause.
	What are you going to do?
	I walked in with a knife.
	I could do a lot of damage.
	I have two girls at this school.
	Are you getting his point?
	I'm seeing an underpinning of classism here too, where these upper middle class people hear his accent and assume he's an idiot, sort of like they do with the southern accent.
	This guy's got a valid point, and I assume he's arguing for concealed carry or some sort of stronger presence, some stronger artillery on the school grounds, because he's right.
	Even if you ban guns, they are banned, even if you declare your school a gun-free zone, some kid can come in and easily knife up a dozen people.
	I think that happened in China with some Muslim nut.
	He killed something like 40 people, or at least injured them, with a knife.
	A knife is a deadly weapon.
	I want teachers to be armed.
	And this guy is making a great point about the vulnerability of schools.
	And everyone is missing it because they are pussies.
	Go ahead.
	I want to know.
	What are you gonna do?
	Great point.
	Are you people insane?
	This guy has a switchblade in the classroom!
	This guy's switchblade in the classroom!
	It's completely illegal!
	Stop!
	Stop!
	You may now...
	No!
	He can't!
	That's illegal!
	That's insanely illegal!
	Totally illegal!
	Yeah!
	Nobody's doing them in this guy!
	You know what else is illegal?
	Your lawnmower is...
	My eye is cold.
	Oh, yeah.
	So relax.
	I think we're good at the point.
	The whole thing falls out.
	And he's got to be escorted out.
	and the motive of this dead point is protecting his daughter's lives.
	All right, this keeps going.
	You get the idea.
	He's escorted out by security.
	And there's a lot going on here.
	But one thing I've noticed, and it's a problem with our society in general, there's this sort of like, police, that's illegal.
	That's assault.
	You just touched me.
	That's assault.
	When I was young, I remember my dad he got in a fistfight with a guy at a park because the guy's dog pooed in the park.
	And my dad hates dogs, especially their feces.
	And he started yelling at the guy.
	They got to start yelling at him.
	They didn't call the cops.
	They didn't say, that's illegal.
	They had a 20-minute fight, and they both looked like the elephant man the next day.
	They were so swollen.
	And that was it.
	That was handled.
	We should be handling our own business, not constantly running to the police, running to the authorities.
	Mr. Trump, this happened on your watch.
	Do something.
	I remember that was the front page of the post.
	Do something.
	Yeah, authorities, handle my life.
	Handle my business.
	Can we stop calling 911 all the time?
	We are an empowered country.
	This is supposed to be a country of mavericks, of pioneers.
	Let's handle our own business for once and stop constantly looking to the state to change our diapers.
	I don't care how much I pay!
	I'm here harassing people.
	Actually, just giving them a good time.
	You're harassing them and giving them a good time?
	Yeah, the security guy here call it harassment.
	But people have some trouble with me, mostly they hold the wrong.
	So you found a gray area between harassment and showing people a good time.
	That's right.
	Eshalada have a good time.
	Eshada is call harassment.
	But is there really a difference?
	See, I call the guys handsome, and the girl's beautiful.
	And I say, you'll make a beautiful cop.
	Please don't break up on me.
	That doesn't sound like harassment.
	I know.
	I'm not a strategy girl.
	The girl's too ugly.
	And the other guy looks so good.
	Like you.
	You got another girl.
	You think I look handsome?
	And look at that guy.
	You think Dave is handsome?
	Look at that guy, Lev.
	He's prettier than the Albus.
	Wow.
	Thank you so much.
	They used to be Helpers?
	Elvis.
	Elvis?
	You used to be Elvis Presley?
	Don't be cool.
	I thought you were killed.
	Are you OD'd or something?
	I'm a Cuban.
	You're a what?
	A Cuban.
	You're a Cuban?
	Do you know the boss of the Elvis Presley?
	Wait a minute.
	Elvis Presley wasn't Cuban?
	Yes, he was.
	No, he was like Native American.
	He was like a hillbilly.
	His genetic traits are Appalachian and Native American.
	He wasn't a hillbilly, but in one movie, he went to visit his blunt counterpart in a cowboy show.
	He came with the army.
	What's the secret to fighting?
	How do you win a fight?
	How do you win a fight?
	You strike first, without giving notice.
	Brilliant.
	Happy day, you see the dust.
	Tiny, are you there, sir?
	Yes, sir, I'm here.
	Tiny, we're just watching you get in fights with Antifa.
	They love picking fights.
	They love calling everyone a bitch and saying we're going to kick your ass, punch Nazis and all that stuff.
	And they smash our buddy there in the head, open up his skull, blood's everywhere.
	And you're one of the few who goes, all right, I do want to go.
	And you start punching them in the face.
	They're always shocked when you fight back, I've noticed.
	Yes, they was.
	You know, they did not expect that from us, you know, because it's been too damn long that we have, you know, we have taken it easy on them.
	But, you know, that day we get back to our trucks and they slashed our tires.
	So we went after them to talk to them.
	And they start pepper spraying us and, you know, start pulling this cart.
	Oh, we're females and this.
	We're tranny and all this.
	You know, it didn't matter that day.
	So we started smashing them and they were really shocked.
	And I will never apologize for doing that.
	Well, no, they tried to put the pussy cart, but it was denied that day.
	Yeah.
	Well, let's look at the video here.
	So I've noticed, too, on the front lines, there's tons of women.
	Why are there always women in the front lines that want to fight?
	Don't they understand that it hurts?
	That's the problem with that, Tifa.
	The women's have more balls than the guys.
	They put their women in the front because they think that, you know, we're going to take it easy on the women's and we're not going to beat them up.
	But here's the thing.
	When you cover your face and you stand in front of me, I don't see you as a female or a male.
	I only see an enemy that is attacking me.
	Well, that's the thing.
	That's a trick they do.
	And I saw this with Disrupt J20.
	They pick a fight with a construction worker on his way to work.
	He punches some girl who has a mask on and a hat.
	All he can see is eyes.
	And then they go, hey, you just hit a girl.
	Well, a girl picked a fight with me and she was wearing a disguise.
	All right, now, this fight goes on, and you keep nailing them with your Patriot Prayer.
	Oh my God, it's heaven to watch.
	I enjoy this a little too much.
	But then as the time goes by, you get a beautiful left hook in that just destroys this guy.
	And then right before it, look, here it comes.
	Boom.
	And he's down.
	By the way, you can tell when he gets knocked down and he's destroyed like that.
	I think that might be the first punch of his life.
	I think so.
	Because he went down.
	He doesn't know what's happening.
	And then she gets this school marm kind of like big sister talk where she goes, hey, hey, what are you doing?
	Hey, hey, that is not okay.
	Like she's in a kindergarten or something.
	Look at this.
	What's up?
	Let's go.
	Are you going to beat me up?
	Yeah, I'm going to beat you up.
	Look at her.
	They got batons.
	There's two batons right there.
	That dumb bitch has pepper spray.
	Speak.
	What do you have to say?
	Nothing.
	So shut the f ⁇ up.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Okay, great.
	We've been hating her.
	Go ahead.
	That's the funny thing.
	You know, that same lady right there with the shaved hair that was telling me what am I doing is the same one that was cussing us inside from the protester side when the rally was going on.
	And this is the thing that Antiva does.
	You know, when a fight breaks out and they lose, they start playing the victim and they start talking like they were the one who's getting harassed and all this when we're the one who getting our who's getting our property ruined and everything.
	Well, I see them with those baseball bats, like the pink baseball bats with the pink helmets.
	And you go, okay, so now we're doing bats.
	Like bikers, the Mongols will use bats.
	And when you get hit with a bat, it splits open your head.
	You get a concussion.
	You got migraines for four weeks.
	It's a huge deal.
	Like you're joining a club.
	I don't think that you know the rules of this club.
	Yes, that is true.
	And we just showed them and we proved it to them that, you know, it doesn't matter what they have.
	You know, even their numbers too, it doesn't matter.
	But if we come out and they try to do something stupid, we're still going to take our stand.
	They're not going to intimidate us no more.
	They're not going to shut us down anymore.
	You know, we put up with them for so long.
	So right now, we're starting to fight back.
	And enough is enough.
	I'm sick and tired of this whole playing around thing.
	Yeah, that's really what they're doing.
	They're playing tough guy.
	Women are playing tough guy.
	What about this other one here?
	We've got a giant American flag.
	It's all but gone on fire here.
	Let me just watch that for a second.
	It's frustrating, too, because what do you do?
	They go over and stamp on the flag so they get beat up for it.
	This has become a meme called Medicine.
	I see you in there with your moccasins again.
	Dang, dang, dang, dang.
	Get out!
	Get out there!
	Now, what was that story about?
	Well, that one is the, there was a protester that goes over there in Olympia.
	They're just elderly people and they're bro-life.
	And they always go there every single morning and they just stand there with their signs and they pray.
	And so Antifa found out about it and they started harassing these elderly people.
	And they reached out to us and they wanted us to come there and help them because they couldn't take it anymore.
	So we went there.
	The first time it was just me and a few of my buddies, Joey Gibson and Robert, one of the Brow boys.
	And we just stood there and they attacked us the first day.
	The second day, they did the same thing.
	Then the third day, the Brow Boys came out and stood with us, you know, and they burned the flag.
	And then my stepdad, Russell Schultz, stepped in and tried to pull the flag.
	He is a Brow Boy too.
	And they kicked him.
	And that's where it all started.
	So we started laying ass whoopings.
	And what if the buddy had the bear spray and gave them the taste of the bear spray?
	So that was the funniest moment ever.
	You know, they look like us at all these other rallies running around after being pepper spray.
	Well, it is amazing, though.
	A bunch of old Christian people say, we think abortion is murder.
	And then a bunch of rich kids in masks show up and say, not only is it not murder, but I'm going to burn the American flag.
	Right?
	It's bizarre.
	Yeah, and they sent one of the elderly people at the hospital because some dumbass Antifa in a mask came with the pull horn and sprayed it right straight in his ear.
	And the guy just went down and blew up his eargun.
	So that's what sets it off.
	Look, we don't pick fights.
	We don't start fights, but we finish them.
	Tiny, it's really fun watching you stand up for America, old people, pro-lifers, basically this country, and show these brats that when you pick fights, you end up in fights.
	Yes, sir.
	One thing I'd like to make clear about Get Off My Lawn is this is not a news show.
	This is my take on the news.
	This is me and you working together to chip away at fake news.
	I don't read from a script.
	I don't have a teleprompter.
	I just have loose notes and the newspaper, and I go through them together with you so you don't have to scour the internet for examples of your rights being infringed.
	But other news sources purport to be real news, and they are actually a thousand times faker than this.
	I like to see this show as really sort of a comedy talk show where you're given things that you can springboard and then go look up yourself and say, is that really true?
	And go find out.
	But it is true for the most part.
	Like I very rarely wrong about things, but if I am, then you'll see it on the next episode and I'll go, whoa, whoa, whoa, we screwed up there.
	So it's really just an entertaining way to read the paper with a friend.
	But the actual news is much faker than an opinion show.
	So this is like Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity or anything else really on CRTV where you get someone's take on the news.
	But now the real news is totally different.
	It is one globalist's take.
	It is one central hive mind where they disseminate out propaganda and then all the local stations read it like robots.
	So we're in a strange time here where the op-ed pieces, which is what my show is, actually contain more veracity, more journalism, and more sincerity than what we're told is real news.
	Check out this viral video going around where some genius has, there's a machine that can do this that tracks all the local news stations and all the media.
	It's like $10,000 a month to use.
	So whoever put this together has a lot of money and a lot of time and a lot of technology.
	But it's incredible when someone works hard and shows us exactly what the real news, how unbelievably fake the real news has become.
	Check this out.
	I am Fox San Antonio's Jessica Headley.
	And I'm Ryan Wolfe.
	Our greatest responsibility is to serve our Treasure Valley communities, the El Paso Las Cruces communities, Eastern Iowa communities, Mid-Michigan communities.
	We are extremely proud of the quality, balanced journalism that CBS4 News produces.
	But we are concerned about the story of the United States.
	Plaguing our country.
	The sharing of biased and okay, you'll notice too that this is not just Fox and Fox affiliates.
	This is CBS, ABC, left-leaning news corporations, and seemingly right-leaning corporations, all on the exact same page, the exact same page.
	And false news has become all too common on social media.
	More alarming, some media outlets publish the same fake stories without checking facts first.
	The sharing of biased and false stories.
	False news has become all too common on social media.
	More alarming means some media outlets published fake stories first.
	Did you hear that?
	It's a mob, so it's hard to make out.
	But they said social media sites will publish fake stories without checking to see if they're true first.
	And by reading this pre-written teleprompter, you are clearly not checking to see if it's true first.
	don't care if it's true.
	Some members of the media use their platforms to push their own personal bias and agenda to control exactly what people think.
	This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
	By the way, isn't it extremely dangerous for our democracy?
	That's the problem with these.
	If there's a typo or some sort of grammatical error, thousands of people end up repeating it.
	This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
	policy.
	This is extremely dangerous for our democracy.
	Is this concept of these local news agents just belching out, barfing out whatever globalist writes for them, whatever one agenda suits the American hive?
	This is why Dinosaur Media is dead.
	And this is also why, by the way, these so-called news people, these anchormen, these so-called journalists, they're really just the lowest of the low.
	You should treat them like any crap salesman, any garbage penny stocks door-to-door.
	They're really the same as junk mail.
	They're below fake news.
	They are a big pamphlet full of coupons that annoys you and goes right from your front door into your recycling bin, which, by the way, you're forced to have or else the government will fine you.
	Folks, thank you for tuning in and thank you for listening to this show where I promise you you are getting 100% sincerity from someone who has not been told what to say.
	Get off my lawn.

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