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Feb. 20, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #85 | Excessive Force
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That was Downtown Boys.
This is Downtown Boys, led by the Latina, super-empowered, gender-free Victoria Ruse, I think.
Anyway, Gavin's gone for the week.
These are all pre-taped segments.
So if Trump was assassinated, we won't be discussing it on the show.
He left me a big pile of garbage, basically.
He recorded a bunch of segments that he wants to show over the course of the week.
And I'm going to fill in for him and do his stupid job.
But I actually kind of like torturing you guys by showing you real music to begin with and giving my little take on the kind of crap that he's left for us to look at.
So today, he is super pissed that someone noticed that the Winter Olympics tends to be totally white, and we're not just talking about snow, as my comrades at AJ Plus pointed out.
So he'll be whining about that.
He'll be complaining that women are fighting.
He doesn't like that women are standing up for themselves and actually punching Nazis in the face.
That is a problem for my brother, because he doesn't like the idea of not being in control.
For once, the white man is not in control and he's so scared.
I can't wait till we're wiped off the planet and replaced by real people of color with real feelings and real culture.
He's also going to talk about Egyptians.
He seems to think Egyptians are white too.
And he doesn't like that, what's her name, Neferiti?
He doesn't like that she was black.
So him and his white friends have just made a white sculpture of her as a way of proving that she was white.
Yeah, that's science.
And then it'll be back to me.
Okay, let's start this terrible show that's gonna suck and be full of s***.
*music*
So Kenyans always dominate sprinting.
I believe they dominate long distance running.
I know here in New York, the New York Marathon is dominated by one tiny country in Africa.
We had a white Irish woman, I think, win this year, and that was the first time in a long-ass time.
I don't care.
I don't care if a group has a predilection for something.
You don't hear white people complaining that Kenyans are dominating the sport of sprinting.
A lot of theories why they say it's a mountainous region, so the air is thinner, and so when they come down here, they got all this extra O2.
Great, wonderful.
The beauty of sports is it's a meritocracy.
If you can throw a fastball at 90 miles an hour, you're in the MLB.
I don't care what you look like.
But the problem with political correctness is it's running out of food.
So it has to start reaching out to things that have nothing to do with it, that they're purely based on meritocracy, and start eating those.
So AJ Plus, which is Al Jazeera, which is owned by one Saudi family, where the name of the guy is like three sentences long.
And they use it to promote political correctness because it's better for Muslims if we're tolerant.
And they also promote anti-Semitism because it's better for Muslims if we criticize Israel.
And of course, the left are useful idiots that happily lap this up and never even ask what AJ Plus means.
But anyway, here is AJ Plus bitching about the Olympics being too white.
The Winter Olympics.
Let's start it.
It's a very white Winter Olympics.
And we aren't just talking about the snow.
Good one.
The American athletes having this year's Winter Games are 92% white.
Can you just pause it here?
This is another beef of mine.
You look at the number of people in a thing, and then you complain that that thing isn't egalitarian.
And they do this, well, they do this with fun things only.
Like no one looks at, excuse me, no one looks at sanitation and says, why aren't there more women in there?
Why aren't there more Asians in sanitation?
That never comes up for some reason.
Or they'll go to prisons and they'll go, why are there so many blacks in prison?
Proof that America's racist.
I don't know if that's proof of that.
You can say, why are there so many Asians and Russians?
Why are there so many Easterners in mathematics?
Why are there so few people with the Fields Medal in mathematics?
It's unfair to the rest of us.
Millions of people are practicing math, yet you only let this elite few, it's like the billionaire argument, right?
Why are there so few billionaires?
I don't know, maybe some people are extraordinarily good at things.
But because there aren't a lot of black people in the Winter Olympics, then that must be some evidence of racism.
I don't know how many black people you've seen play hockey or go curling or go bobsledding.
In fact, the running joke for the past 50 years has been the Jamaican bobsled team.
But no, everything has to be a pizza pie.
Everything fun has to be a pizza pie.
Logic be damned.
All right, let's go.
All right.
First black athlete.
Someone got in trouble for saying this recently.
Oh yes, just pause it here.
There was a Fox News op-ed, and the guy, the sports reporter, I forget his name, but he reasonably said, can we not make this about black identity?
Can we not make this about identity politics?
I don't care that Mamie Byney is the first black short track.
I don't care.
She's representing America.
You're rooting for your team, America.
You guys are injecting race into everything.
And it's so boring.
And by the way, what you're doing when you do all this, when you ruin the Olympics by making it all about race, you re-elect Trump because we go, yeah, liberals are boring.
AJ Plus is dull.
I don't like them anymore.
I want more Trump.
Okay, start it again.
Who cares?
Why is this such an important accomplishment?
It's not like the first black person in space.
First black hockey player.
Ooh.
First American woman.
I hate this crap.
Most diverse winter event.
Yay, look.
That's fantastic, isn't it?
Time USA is working to recruit more minority ethnic people.
Just pause it here.
I saw this on Drunk History the other night.
They were talking about the black chick from Star Trek and how she went up to NASA and said, why don't you have more black women there?
And then her job became recruiting them.
And of course, that became the whole story about how black women are actually responsible for man being in outer space.
No, they brought in those black women because they were cheap labor.
And it was just basic number crunching, checking for mistakes.
They weren't coming up with new science that changed the way we do space travel.
Sorry, but the hot new thing is rewriting history, making Hamilton Puerto Rican and whatever works with you guys.
We know it's not true, but whatever works.
In fact, that's what all of this is.
It really comes down to a war on truth.
Sorry if most good hockey players are white.
Sorry if sports that involve cold stuff tend to involve people who tend to propagate the cold areas.
Why do you have a problem with math?
Why do you have a problem with facts?
Okay, let's go again.
Keep going.
They added a director of diversity and inclusion in 2012.
One focus is introducing kids to winter sports.
They might not.
Why?
Why do black kids have to be introduced to winter sports?
Winter events are more expensive.
Is that what it is?
Aspiring.
Wait a minute.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop.
Yes, people who are fixing to be Olympic ski jumpers do have to spend a lot of money.
I bet swimmers who want to be Olympic have to spend a lot of money.
Ballerina, what about those black dudes in the school band with the that's going to cost a ton of money?
And when I was a kid in Canada, everyone skied.
White trash people skied.
They just have their jeans on and ski boots.
It was a cheap thing to do.
I don't believe you that blacks avoid winter sports because they're too poor to afford it.
I don't understand this need, by the way, that everyone has to be part of something.
And this brings up another topic.
There's this obsession, they call it see-it-to-be-it, where you need these role models in order to do something.
It's the reason why you have to have black neurosurgeons on every TV show, why women have to be kicking ass, and why women have to be chemists on TV.
And it's sort of just based on a theory.
I don't believe that it's true.
I don't think Ben Carson is a brain surgeon because he was watching the A-team as a kid, and Bia Barakis did a brain transplant.
I think Ben Carson is smart, and after a while he realized medicine is the most challenging profession I've found so far.
I'm going to pursue the most challenging part of medicine to really satiate my muscles up here.
See it to be it as a myth.
And this determination to force everyone to be a part of every sport is just, I don't understand.
It's a made-up thing.
Go ahead.
This is bad logic, by the way.
AJ Plus are the kings of bad logic.
Raising athlete child stars in childhood, that money adds up.
She sewed her fur coat out of rabbit pelts.
Many sports are also less accessible because they have fewer facilities.
Yeah, downhill skiing is kind of hard to get through in Mexico.
Okay, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
So people of color in South Central don't have access to bobsledding.
They're usually in colder countries.
Yeah?
Those areas tend to be white.
What?
Alaska tends to be white and native, yeah.
So polar bear hunting tends to be restricted to just whites and natives.
That's not fair.
We need to get young black kids into polar bear hunting.
Why is that?
That's an annoying little toggle that keeps coming up.
All right, keep going.
This is just the same mistake again and again and again.
I want to thank this two giants, an upstate American.
And what's you taking?
One of my favorite things about any Olympic opening sermon is how diverse the U.S. team is.
Yay!
All colors, ethnic origins.
Not many nations can field that kind of team.
Yeah, an Asian figure skater.
That's a trip.
I don't understand this bizarre obsession with enforcing diversity on all fun things and punishing white people if they ever become a majority.
You don't see it with any other sports.
You don't see black people in the NBA.
You don't see them saying, there are no short, fat Jewish men in the NBA.
This is the first short, fat guy to ever be in the NBA.
If you did that and the whole game, the whole March Madness was about this short, fat, bald white guy who managed to make it to the NBA, people would laugh their heads off because that's ridiculous.
This is what you should be doing here.
Laughing your head off because it's ridiculous.
New movie out called Bomb City.
And it appears to be about, well, it's jocks versus punks.
And then the bigger picture is traditional redneck MAGA dudes Versus Antifa, kind of like Proud Boys versus Antifa, kind of a movie, The Future of America.
And they're making the punks to be this formidable force that could take over the country, and the jocks and the MAGA guys and the rednecks to be saving the country.
I don't know what side they're on yet.
I hope they're impartial.
But I just noticed something watching the trailer that, well, first of all, jocks aren't really involved in this fight.
And secondly, the punks in this movie seem rational and intelligent and put upon, whereas Antifa are rich kids LARPing as activists.
but see if you can notice a problem with this movie.
And it will provoke a reaction from society itself.
My entire life, people try to rattle my cage, to force me to explode from the inside out, testing me, trying to find my breaking point.
My mother would say, step in from the cold.
And my father, just the same.
He'd say, don't ever lose your self-control.
But I opened the window.
I let the cold air flow.
I lost my self-control.
When those punks brought bats and chains out there with them to Western Street that night, a conspiracy was put into play to kill and maim those high school students.
They're all dudes.
The antifug guys, the punks are sending dudes.
That's the way I grew up.
That's the way it was in the 50s and the 60s.
The girls would at the most watch, and the boys were in the rumble seat in the 50s.
Then in the 60s and 70s, it was the boys with the chains and the bats.
That's the way it should be.
Men have more upper body strength, broader shoulders.
We are designed to fight.
Yet, time and time again, from these kind of fights to women screaming on a plane, I see these women that want to throw down.
And I go, ladies, including, remember I told you that story about my friend who's a teacher and she took on all these bikers and told them they're not going to beat up some other dude in a pickup truck?
Like, all we have to do to knock you out is go, and it feels terrible.
But check this out.
I was reminded of Andy Kaufman.
This is a guy who said he wants to fight women.
This was one of the funniest times.
I think it was in the late 70s.
This was one of the funniest times in American history.
And it was Andy Kaufman pretending that women can fight, and he wants to fight them.
Okay?
Here was the joke.
You know what I mean?
I will pay $1,000.
I'll take on anybody who wants to come in that ring and volunteer.
I don't think you can do it.
You know what?
Because I'm going to send you back to the kitchen where you belong.
I'm going to have you scrubbing the potatoes and washing the carrots.
And washing the carrots and washing the carrots and washing the little baby.
Because that's where you belong, ladies.
So his joke from the 70s and 80s, whenever it was, is now our reality.
Women are getting in the ring.
There was a story.
It looks like Toronto to me.
But some Uber was, Uber driver was rude.
Some African we imported.
The third world, we got the third world.
And he probably called her a bitch and whatever.
She demanded a tip or something.
I'm just guessing.
But a conflict ensued between Uber driver and a couple.
Check out this woman's attitude as she's fighting this black man.
And check out, by the way, what a cuck the man is.
Look at how reluctant he is to fight.
Excuse me, can you punch me?
One punch.
Can you call the police, please?
Call the police.
Call the police, call the police.
You're a fucking horrible person.
Just stop there, stop there.
So his wife is 10 feet in front of him, fighting this man who, I don't know where he's from, Senegal.
The guy's been in some brawls.
And there's the, call the police, please, call the police.
We always do that now.
We don't handle our own problems.
Call the police, please, call the police, call the police.
Nanny State, Nanny State.
But why isn't this man in there fighting him?
You know what he's doing?
He's yelling at the immigrant, you're a horrible person.
Ooh, that cuts him to the quick.
Like he's going to go, wait, stop, stop.
Did you mean that?
That's really hurtful, dude.
Can't we work it out?
As his wife, who, by the way, isn't even wearing like jeans and boots and sort of a black t-shirt.
Like she's not a Marine.
She's wearing a sundress and flip-flops.
And she's taking him on.
Where do these women get this hubris?
It's unsafe for them.
He doesn't want to fight her.
He's trying to get a rock to brain them.
You're a fucking horrible person, man.
Ooh, a horrible person.
Look, he feels bad.
He's summoned a bit of courage after he sees his wife is playing.
Now, this is the filming guy.
I guess he's going over to the Uber car, which has its hazards on.
Is indicating hazards?
So that's her purse drew all over the place.
She should be back picking up her purse.
Not taking on the African man.
So this guy could do with an editor.
I guess.
So she picks up her purse, gets her stuff back in it, comes back, and who's fighting the guy?
The chick again!
Listen to the dialogue, please.
You!
Look, she's punching me in the back of the head with her little fist.
Bonk, bonk, bonk.
Bonk, bonk, bonk.
By the way, any woman watching this, you can bonk me in the back of the head with your fist anytime you want.
Can you fucking hit me one more time?
Escape me.
Say, pause.
Did you hear that?
She said, if you f ⁇ with me one more time, I'm going to fucking kill you.
I don't know.
Women that I know don't talk like that.
Well, I shouldn't say that.
It is a problem amongst women I know, but certainly my wife, my mother, my relatives would never say that to someone.
He's going to kill you, dummy.
Get out of there.
Let your husband handle it.
Worst case scenario, he's going to get a broken nose.
I mean, I'm looking at the odds here.
He's not going to get stabbed.
If he was going to get killed, he would have been killed already.
So let your husband Fight this guy, put him in a headlock.
I guess you should wait till the cops come.
I don't know.
In the 70s, you just fight that guy for 15 minutes.
You'd both have giant pumpkin heads, and you'd go home and go, Whoa, that sucked.
Give him a bad review if you must.
But police and having your wife roll around in her flip-flops?
I mean, I'm just as mad at her as I am at him for getting in this mess.
Let's see if there's a little more fighting.
You whore just coming in.
Excuse me, y'all need to stop.
Okay, get off of me.
I'm gonna kill you.
You Just a woman.
Touch my fucking woman.
That's it.
Get him off.
You motherfucker.
Can you call the police?
Yeah, please go, please.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop.
You're in the door.
What are they doing?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
We're not good at conflict anymore.
Even the men there.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Go home.
They keep saying that too.
George, go away.
Go away.
No, just finish it.
He said something bad about your wife.
Beat him up.
Move on.
But these wives getting involved.
Okay.
This reminds me, by the way, of the woman on the plane.
We've already showed this clip before, but I have to show it again, where she says, if you laugh, I will fucking kill everyone on this plane.
What have we done to women with feminism?
Sorry to repeat a video on the show, but it's crucial to the point.
Lance!
I will f***ing kill everybody on this s***!
Play!
I will kill everybody on this s***!
Play!
F***ing I will!
F***ing I will!
That's not...
And they instantly capitulate, too.
I saw this other video of a woman on a plane just telling the woman she's going to be fired.
And the woman goes, well, I want you off this flight.
And what does she do?
I'm sorry.
Like, there's nothing behind it.
Check this out.
So this is a woman who is mad because a baby's crying.
I hate when people are mad at babies crying.
Sorry, you know, you were a baby once.
I'm sorry that children don't behave like adults.
They're not adults.
They're children.
But you're such a bitter old sal that you hate us breeders.
Anyway, she's decided that she has to get a new seat because a baby was crying.
And that is the flight attendant's job.
Go make it happen or you're dead.
not gonna cry the whole time I want your name.
Right here.
I want your name.
Thank you, Tabitha.
You may not have a job tomorrow.
I want this lady up.
Watch this.
No, I can't.
I can't, Taba.
First of all, why does her fur coat get its own seat?
We always hear about man spreading.
All I do is see women spread.
They go to a bar or something and they have their nice purse that they spent three months' salary on, so they just put it in a chair next to them.
How many times have you been to a bar or a restaurant or anywhere where you come up to the, well, I guess it's the bar of the restaurant and you go, hey, is anyone, and they go, oh, sorry, sorry.
And they take their coat and all their crap from this chair.
They just spread out.
Now, the reason I'm playing this clip is to show you that all this female hubris of, I'm going to kick your ass.
I'm going to kill everyone on this plane.
You're going to be fired.
It's all fake.
It's all a thin veneer.
And the second you go pook to it, they totally collapse.
Now, that's funny on a plane, but in a fist fight, you don't want to go into battle with a thin veneer.
But here's an example of said veneer.
Well, I have to.
I apologize.
Please.
I apologize.
I apologize.
I have to be in this fight.
Thank you, Tabitha.
I'm not screaming.
I'll be quiet now, please.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I was really stressed out.
Please, Tabitha.
Thank you.
You see, she's even got attitude inner apology.
Please, Tabitha, thank you.
All right, here's the final video I'm going to show.
These are my guys in Seattle.
Proud Boys were attacked, pepper sprayed, and smashed in the back of the head by Antifa and started fighting back.
And you're going to see the female hubris crystal clear here in an example.
First of all, a thing they do too is they cover their faces so you don't know it's a girl.
Then they start punching you.
You punch her back.
It feels really easy.
And then they start freaking out.
Oh, you punched a girl.
Anyway, show this woman attacking giant man.
This guy that she's fighting is named Tiny.
He's about 6'5, 300 pounds, slim.
There, pepper spray to his face.
That's my friend, by the way.
There's a nose ring that's a little bit.
Stop, stop.
There.
Okay, stop, stop.
Did you see that?
You heard get the F off me.
Then you see him give a nice left, left hook, which I strongly advocate in boxing, the left hook.
Right hook doesn't exist.
There's a left hook, a jab, and a right.
This is not a punch.
So a beautiful left hook there to this little person that was attacking.
That was a woman.
Can you just go back?
Just a pube?
There you go.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Bang in the head, okay?
Now I think that's a girl.
She goes and takes her stuff off.
And keep going, keep going.
You're going to hear a school marm now.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What's up?
Take your fucking shit out.
What are you doing?
Why are you not okay?
Because you're pepper spraying us.
Stop fucking pepper spray.
What are you doing?
Stop pepper spraying.
Stop.
What the f ⁇ ?
Ow!
My bums.
What's up?
What's up?
Let's go.
Are you going to beat me up?
I got it.
Bring your ass off.
Look, they're devastated.
Okay, go back.
Sorry.
I had it wrong.
So the little kid that he gave the left, he also gives another one and he falls on his bum and just goes, ow.
And then you see that girl who wasn't the girl from before.
She always had her mask off.
And she's doing this weird, I'm the teacher here going, hey, hey, what are you doing?
What are you Doing?
Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
That's how I talk to my five-year-old.
Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
And he goes, You pepper sprayed us, and we're punching you in the face.
Let's just show it one more time.
I'm sorry.
Look at him.
Ow, my bum.
Look at him.
Oh, I don't feel good.
And then he slaps for her.
And then look at her.
Stop, stop, stop.
That is crucial right there.
The hand on the face.
That is the same as this woman on the plane.
So they come at you 100%.
I'm your boss.
I can fight.
You're Andy Kaufman.
And then reality hits and they go, Tabitha, I need to be on this flight.
I'm sorry.
I was stressed out.
Tabitha, I'm sorry.
My fur coat needs a chair.
And then this woman, hey, hey, what's going on here?
What's going on here?
Hey, hey, getting in.
By the way, the guy's adrenaline is pounding, right?
His life is in danger.
He's surrounded by a mob who wants to kill him.
His friend just got pepper sprayed and cut in the back of the head.
I can't remember what the blunt object was, but he needed stitches in the back of his head.
And she's like, hey, hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Kids, when a giant beast is mad like that because you put pepper spray in his face, run, run.
Don't get in his face going, hey, hey, what do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
You're going to get slap.
And that slap is her getting the punch that all of us men got when we were like 10.
We were messing with some kid and he went, leave me alone.
We went, ow.
Wow, actions have consequences.
Oh my God, I'm bleeding now.
Whoa, I guess I'll be a little more careful about how I talk to people.
What are you supposed to do?
Do you pinch it?
Do you lean back?
I never understood.
All right, let's play a tiny bit more, but I think we got it.
Look, she's stunned.
Let's move.
Let's move.
Move it out.
Move it out.
Anthony, Anthony, just stand here.
Just stand here.
Why are you beating me up?
Why are you beating me up right now?
Look, that's his head.
He's got pepper spray in his eyes, which I can tell you from personal experience.
Sucks.
That's not okay.
They got batons.
There's two batons right there.
That dumb bitch has pepper spray.
Speak.
What you had to say?
Nothing.
So shut the f up.
Shut the f up.
Okay, great.
We've been hating.
Did she say I have two kids?
Because of the mask.
Okay, look, more pepper spray.
Did you see that too?
Handle your indignation where it belongs.
You're separate ways.
Yeah, that's why I knocked the ball.
You're separate ways.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
Okay, that's enough.
I mean, it's not just women with all this strange hubris.
It's wimps, too.
And there's a place for wimps.
It's in the chemistry lab, improving our lives, curing cancer, not brawling with giant Polynesian men named Tiny.
Look, the moral of the story here is I understand we're going to have conflict.
That's fine.
That's reasonable.
I understand there's going to be fights.
I'm not against fights.
I grew up in the 70s.
Fights were de rigueur.
What baffles me is all this feminism and all this empowerment and all this, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car, have turned women into brawlers.
They think they're hell's angels.
They want to bottle you and stuff.
Ladies, when you get into hell's angels territory, if you use a bottle, then people end up dying.
Jugglervins get slashed.
People bleed out.
Stop playing with the big boys.
You're going to get killed.
We don't want to fight you.
We don't want to fight you.
There is a thing that I've noticed this in America especially.
You don't really see it in Britain or Canada, where it's just a given that King Tut and all the Egyptian royalty, all the kings, were black.
And the pyramids were built by blacks.
I guess blacks use black slaves.
Recently, DNA studies have determined that that's not true.
And this scientific data is racist because facts totally care about your feelings.
And black people are getting very offended.
I noticed a while ago, there was a thing where, like Elizabeth Taylor, when they find out that anyone is cast as an Egyptian royalty, when they're not totally black, it's seen as racist.
Even though Hamilton can be black, you can make white people black, but when you make black people white, that's racist.
And when science does it, it's really racist.
So here is some Egyptian queen, and I got some bad news for you.
She looks like my mom.
That's plain.
So this is what we're doing now?
You choose the blackest month of the year to reveal that one of the world's most famous African queens is actually not black at all.
Just because so there's Caucasian audacity with showing a scientific study as soon as it is discovered.
Hey, I just discovered that King Aphrodite or whatever her name is is white.
Do you want to see it?
In Black History Month?
No, thank you.
Wait till March for that.
Yeah, but I don't want some other scientists scooping me.
This is a scoop of my career.
Too bad.
Do you want to be responsible for Caucasity?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
All right, roll it.
Caucassidy!
Welcome to the Judge of Care.
Self-righteous, too.
Expedition Unknown's Josh Gates appeared on the Today Show to reveal a pale bust of King Tut's mother Nefrani.
And you just positive.
This is a thing I've noticed, too, with black America.
They'll often, their sources will be daytime TV.
Like they'll say, it's so easy to prove that America's racist.
For example, on Oprah the other day, like who was it?
There was some guy that was like most deaf or something.
Oh no, it was that poet, Saul, oh, damn it, that's going to bug me now.
Saul Williams.
Saul Williams, I saw him talking about how, you know, all people need his education.
And he said, I was watching Oprah a long time ago, and there was David Duke and the Ku Klux Klan and all these evil racists.
And then they had their kids on.
And these evil racists, their kids who were more educated, weren't racist.
Ergo proof that education means less racism, which is actually probably true.
But the fact that he was using Oprah as his source is, you should be embarrassed to That.
So, this woman is complaining about a scientific study and she learned about it sitting on her ass, eating fruit loops, watching TV all day.
All right, go ahead.
Created using 3D imaging and forensic reconstruction.
What the hell, Rachel Dolezal?
White Nefertiti was a physical manifestation of the erasure and theft of black history, aka whitewashing.
And poor Hodacape had to stand there with Egyptian blood boiling in her veins as if white queen nefertiti was accurate.
My only satisfaction is okay.
A scientist has discovered through DNA that she looked white.
And you are laughing it off as racist, a racist gesture that chose a terrible month to be racist.
And this poor black woman has to sit there with her blood boiling.
Why don't you refute it?
Why don't you provide, and you don't have to go to a lab.
I'm sure you might be able to dig up scientists that have a problem with the DNA process, or maybe they'll say the specimen could have been infected and there's too much uncertainty.
That would be a good rebuttal.
But you can't just sit there closing your eyes with how stupid everyone.
Oh, God, I'm the only smart person in the world.
Scientists are retarded.
It's such a strange way to be.
And you know what?
It's a way to stay ignorant.
When you are not open to new ideas and you constantly roll your eyes at how gauche everyone is and how there's so much caucasity, you stay dumb.
You're putting your head in a freezer, locking it, and throwing away the key.
I'm not sure I can make it to this one.
The subtle shade in her face.
Gates worked with Dr. Aidan Dodson, an Egyptologist at the University of Bristol who claimed...
Egyptian.
This remarkable face seems to be consistent with ancient representations of Nefertiti.
This is not an image of an ancient Egyptian queen with brown skin that's in a constant love affair with the sun.
This is Karen from Marketing after her trip to the Bahamas.
Not that there's crazy beads under that head.
White folks literally bend over backwards trying to rip ancient Egypt from its African roots.
It's in Africa.
Get over it.
Gates said, Nefertiti's accomplishments are anything but skin deep.
But like many of history's most important female figures, her legacy has been obscured.
You are the one.
Stop, stop.
Wow, this is one of the harder ones I've ever gone through.
I think I may need a sweatband.
This is becoming Viral Video Olympics.
So because your friend went sunbathing, this woman would have been darker.
First of all, that doesn't prove she's black.
If she was a white woman, you're saying the sun would have darkened her.
But also, if you go way back in India and China and all over Asia, all over the world, royals tend to shelter themselves from the sun.
In fact, Asians still do it today.
They will put a newspaper over their head or something to block out the sun.
And I remember, I grew up in Canada with a lot of Indian immigrants, and I remember their mothers would chastise them if we were out, you know, outside or we went to the beach or to Mooney's Bay, it was called.
We were skipping stones.
We'd come back and he'd be darker.
And his mother would be angry that she looked darker.
So this whole idea that lighter is better, I'm not condoning it, but it's not foreign, and it's very likely it was true in Egypt.
And again, that doesn't prove that she was black.
It's just your theory that she would have got more sun because your friend did.
What?
And this guy isn't obscuring her.
This guy's telling her about a scientific study.
Get mad at science.
She really, you know what she's really saying here?
She's saying, if you find a scientific discovery and it offends me and it makes black people seem less awesome, then don't talk about it.
Just focus on the movie Black Panther and the mythical city of, what's it called?
Wakanza?
Go ahead.
Bring her.
Look at what happens when you don't whitewatch history.
Britain's oldest skeleton, Cheddar Man, also got a facial reconstruction, but this one used genome analysis and his actual ancient DNA, which proved that he had dark skin.
Okay, pause.
Am I supposed to be mad at that?
See, if I'm a racist and I'm like her, then this, I'm saying you're obscuring history.
I am 100% fine with this scientific discovery that, what, 10,000 years ago, we had dark skin.
Then we came to Britain where we don't get any sun, so our skin had to get lighter and lighter and lighter, so the little bit of vitamin B we could get out of the sun was easier to get because there was less melanin.
What's your point?
We all came from Africa originally.
Only dummies deny that.
I'm pro-Todo.
I hear the rain down in Africa.
This is not a rebuttal.
This is just you getting revenge.
And your revenge is based on the assumption that we're all racist.
And we're not, so you're wrong.
Pathetic.
Go ahead.
Which should have been what was revealed about Nefertiti.
Let's look at the tweets.
Just pause.
See that?
That should have been revealed about Nefertiti.
Why?
Because you want it to be that way?
That's not the way science works.
They gave you a blueprint on the skin tones.
How do you fail with a cheat sheet?
This is a common thing done.
They colored people brown.
They often would have slaves in these hieroglyphics.
That doesn't mean that they were black, but go ahead.
On the skin tones.
How do you fail with a cheat sheet?
Nefertiti did not look like Barbara Streip's hand in Miami.
This is great evidence.
You've done incredible research.
Nefertiti was black and black, black, black.
Yep.
Stop spreading this false sense of white superiority over other cultures.
You mean like the movie handles?
Yates and those who have been privileged enough to rewrite history continually whitewash blackness out of all things royal.
Now is not the time to deny black people of our royal roots.
I knew it.
And honestly, if history is not being whitewashed, it's not being taught at all.
We live in a world where only 8% of American high school seniors know that slavery was a catalyst for the Civil War.
Blame it on bad textbooks, inadequate educators.
Pause here.
Yeah, American students are uneducated.
That's probably because of the heavy teachers' unions and how they've totally diluted the quality of education.
That's not racist, okay?
Look at my cool hairdo.
That doesn't mean that we're hiding the fact that there was slavery.
In fact, there is plenty of evidence that the Civil War wasn't about slavery.
It was about secession.
And we have Lincoln being quoted as saying, if I could keep the Union together without freeing one slave, I would do so.
But that's not taught in school.
What's taught in school was that we were evil.
You know what isn't taught in school?
That 620,000 men died in that war.
And if it's about slavery, then they died abolishing slavery.
That is the equivalent today of 5 million people.
That's an American Holocaust.
There was a white American Holocaust that, by your narrative, was perpetated.
Perpetuated?
See, I'm not smart.
I'm white.
That was perpetuated.
God, what the hell is the matter with me?
Perpetated?
I'm having a brain fart with that word.
Anyway, there was a white American Holocaust that was made to abolish slavery.
This, again, is not evidence of racism.
You know, this is that attitude, we talk about this on the show a lot, where when everything is racist, everything is racist.
So you take a fact that most kids don't know about slavery and you make that, well, the teachers don't want them to know that America had slavery.
The teachers want them to know that America had slavery way too much.
The teachers won't shut up about it.
We stole this land from the Indians and it was built on slavery.
Both of those are patently untrue.
We fought the Indians for 400 years and eventually won.
And yes, there were some people, a tiny percentage of Southern Americans who were rich from slavery.
But after the Civil War, the balance sheet was zero.
So any money after the end of the Civil War is made from scratch because slavery's done and we were broke.
Got it?
That's not taught in schools.
Go ahead.
Or whatever.
Whatever.
You watch the Today Show and you retweet.
Learning factual American history that includes the painful foundation and formation of this country.
I bet she didn't like this.
I sentence white America to learning its true history that's as rich, flavorful, and black as it actually is.
And I summoned Queen Nefertiti to fiercely haunt Franklin.
Who refuses to believe in her melanin?
Look at her nose.
The only reconstruction of Nefertiti I acknowledge is Iman.
Okay, excellent.
So she's conceded that she doesn't know what she's talking about.
She's trying to do a satirical video, but it's really an anti-science video.
And it says that we should avoid facts at all costs because it kills the narrative.
and the narrative is our bread and butter, the root.
Oh my God!
That's the downtown boys from their album, Full Communism.
There's one solution to all your problems, you redneck racists, and that is communism.
Spread it around.
Warren Gates and Bill, what's his name from Microsoft?
Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, that's it.
They don't deserve all the money.
You deserve the money.
You can choose what you want to do.
Do you want to be a farmer?
Do you want to design uniforms for the Red Army?
It's up to you.
Stop being a slave to capitalism.
Capitalism failed us.
Stop watching this stupid show.
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