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Nov. 22, 2017 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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I'd like to sing James Taylor's songs and songs by Carlo King from New York.
It's get off my lungs.
Kevin McGuinness.
When I sing in social clubs, just one thing sickens me.
A weedled woman staggers up.
This is what she says to me.
Jimmy!
Gonna give ten guitars!
Her face has got a thousand battle scars.
Oh, I must have played that song in a thousand bars.
Yodalai Odalai Aihu.
Even that is a joke.
He's talking about how he would get these books for yodeling songs, and the lyrics are written out.
And it says, like, Yodeli, Odelai, Aihu.
So when he does it, he says it in that way.
Yodalai, Odalai, Aihu.
That, of course, was Billy Connolly.
And that's a bit, a very old bit, I think from the 70s called Glasgow Accents and Nine and a Half Guitars.
I ran into him on the street in New York by Penn Station recently, and I crapped my drawers because I grew up Scottish.
I was born in England, but my parents were Scottish.
Grew up with these comics, The Beano, Dennis the Menace.
He was a tough guy, always terrorizing this guy, Walter, who was a softy.
We'll get to that later on in the show.
But yeah, Billy Conley was a huge part of my life.
So when I saw him on the street, I said, Billy, I ruined it.
I said, oh, I love all your stuff.
Jobby Weisha.
That's a skitty has about a guy, a bit he has about a guy who got sucked through a plane when he was going crap.
And I realize now I should have stuck, just like that song, I should have stood in front of him and said, hey, Joey, hey, come on.
Go to Guia's 10 guitars.
It would have been brilliant.
But of course, he's got Parkinson's.
And then he doesn't do interviews, so I got his daughter.
I tracked her down.
I go, can you come on the show?
And she goes, no.
What am I doing?
An interview about my dad?
Good point.
So we're going to talk about this comic being desecrated.
We're going to talk to a fellow proud boy who goes to a bar.
He's taking a piss in the bathroom.
The bartender says, hey, you got to come down and beat the crap out of this guy.
I hate him.
Four guys show up with bats, beat the hell out of him.
He's still, you're going to see him in a second.
He's got big black eyes.
And he goes to the, they rip his shirt off.
He's covered in blood.
They go to the bar and he goes, call the cops.
And she goes, no.
So then the media comes by and does an article.
And you know what the take is?
Bartender made to feel unsafe because he was yelling at her afterwards and swore.
Oh, poor angel.
There's a weird undertone here of feminism.
Like we say women should be in bars, they should be in bartenders, they should be in fights, and all they do is sickas on each other and then cry, help, help, when anyone turns around.
So I've also got my brother Miles on the show to talk about racism.
That'll be tedious.
And Lauren Southern, she's in Britain right now with Tommy Robinson, and she's going to talk about the cops and what I noticed when I was there, which is they're not like cops here.
Cops here are cool, and when they do dumb stuff, it's because their bosses told them to.
I think those cops in Britain who paint their nails and stuff, I think they like it.
So we'll talk to them, and then we'll end, of course, with our favorite show, Onion Rings, with Rex Shapiro.
He'll be talking about Bon Jovi.
But before we get to any of that, you guys, let's get super gay.
This is Super Gay!
Hey guys!
Welcome to that Super Gay.
Demi Lovato just brought a trans politician to the AMA's American Music Awards.
Remember we talked about this dude, Danica Rome?
He was a singer of that metal band Cab Ride Home.
And he's just a random gay dude that the left decided to turn into a trans superstar who's really big on infrastructure and pretends he's there about issues when he's really just there for spite.
They're trying to make us mad as Trump people, like we care.
But look at these two together.
Look at Demi and Danica.
Is there a clearer example of why women can't just be a thing you buy on a shelf?
Is there a better example of how dudes aren't chicks?
Can we just take a moment to try to digest how unfathomably hot Demi Lovato is?
Hey, gay people and women, if you've ever wondered what lust is, like what goes through our mind, this is essentially the personification of what straight guys are into.
She's got the perfect amount of meat on her bones.
She looks like kind of evil.
She's got that long dark hair.
Find me more pictures of Demi Lovato.
She is my favorite.
Oh my word.
Isn't that her bare chest?
What a looker she is.
That one's a little annoying.
That's great.
I bet she's an idiot.
That dress is amazing.
That's all you got?
I want thousands.
I want to see her nude.
Okay, here she is.
Here she is.
Look.
She's on the carpet.
You're both here.
This is brilliant.
This is brilliant.
Well, what a pair you make.
It's great.
It's great.
Now, how did you two meet?
We actually just met.
You know how awkward that is?
This is all fake.
When you elect someone just to make someone else mad, you don't know anything about them.
You don't know who they are.
And when you get interviewed, people don't know what to say because they don't know the context.
And they just go, uh, this is great.
This is great.
What's going on?
And they go, I don't know.
We're just posing for a picture because we think it'll make Trump mad.
Meanwhile, Trump and all his followers Couldn't care less.
In a hotel room right upstairs.
Oh, you just met her.
Yeah.
But I heard her story, and I think that what Danica has done is just completely inspirational.
And she's a trailblazer, and I wanted her to join me because my performance is about bullying.
And she's put up with so much bullying.
And she's saying as a trans woman is groundbreaking and incredible.
And I have so much respect for her.
I wanted to come with her.
That's what I love about you is you are very inspirational.
And people love that.
That's what I love about you is that you're really inspirational.
And people love that.
Why did we give these people the keys to the kingdom?
They have no clue what they're doing.
Just one thing seconds me.
See me.
See Mamo.
See fish.
Mamo hates fish.
See me.
See Bino.
I grew up with Bino.
I grew up with Dennis the Menace.
I grew up with Dandy and Beezer and Topper and Cor and the King.
Bino.
Look at this collector's item.
I still got it.
1980.
8P, Dennis the Menace and Nasher.
This is an integral part of Scotch tradition.
And reading these comics, it was so bloody good because you'd have Dennis the Menace pounding a softie named Walter.
And it's not just one comic, it's indicative of Scotland's entire history.
It started in the 30s.
I think it's Britain's oldest running comic.
The guy who did Urwolley, David Lowe, I believe his name was, and then he did the Bruins.
And they said, you're good at this, pal.
You do a whole line of things.
And he ended up doing the Beano.
And the characters were bloody amazing.
There was Dennis the Menace.
And Dennis was mischievous.
He hated wimps.
Look at him there.
He's standing on Walter the Softy with his weed dug.
That's inspiring.
He was a menace.
He got to trouble.
I have no idea, by the way, to the American Dennis a Menace, if that was stolen from him or no.
But there was Rasher his pig.
Remember him?
And Nasher the dog, and then Nasher's kid, Nipper.
And then they had Walter the Softy.
Remember him?
He was weak.
Walter in softy, softy.
And in that, Dennis would make his life hell.
There was Roger the Dodger too.
The Bass Street kids, Minnie the Minx.
It's still going strong, by the way.
I mean, I think the kids prefer superheroes now, but it still exists.
So at any rate, they're forced to capitulate.
And you look at this cover and you go, you know what?
I haven't got a problem with it.
It's clearly Minnie the Minx as Batman with Dennis there swinging down.
Minnie was, I liked Minnie because she got into trouble, by the way.
She was fun with Dennis.
But you look at this and you think, this is still a wonderful part of my childhood.
My gran would send me a big bundle of comics once a month and I'd pour through them.
I had a stack about this big.
It's why I became a cartoonist when I was older.
But by the time I read to the bottom, the ones at the top seemed like I hadn't read them before because I forgot them.
So I just read them in a constant loop, this massive stack.
But it's in Twitter today and it says, this 11-year-old girl wrote to a comic to complain about sexism.
What?
Dear Bino, I'm writing this not because I want to write telling you what wonderful comics, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's the opposite.
You are sexist of girls who read the Bino.
This is an 11-year-old and we care.
I was skimming through an old Bino and landed on an advertising page where you had the Guardians of the Galaxy and you had the whole team, but you left out Gamora.
That's a bud in Guardians of the Galaxy.
You didn't include her.
This is a bloody advertisement, by the way.
Now you're responsible for the number of characters and your advertisements.
Take it up with Guardians of the Galaxy, you stupid bitch.
And it says, one of the latest Beanos, there's an advertisement for a Christmas mystery box.
And because all girls like pink and all boys like blue and all girls like gaming, everything is perfectly fine.
No, that's sexist.
No idea what she's talking about, by the way.
She shouldn't even be writing letters.
But what kind of 11-year-old is bitching about sexism?
Is that no sad?
What have you done?
And so this is Adam, Dr. Adam Rutherford, likely English, saying, I'm extremely proud of my daughter.
Oh, sorry.
I'm extremely proud of my daughter, you guys.
And he puts this up on Twitter.
And of course, you got them all going, oh, that's so cool.
Oh, that's pretty badass.
Yeah, because chicks are badass, and you want them to be tough and licking kick-ass, too.
Stop calling women badass and stop calling girls badasses.
And we got some stupid Jiff Giff.
And here's the worst part.
From Beano Official.
Now, this goes back to the 30s, the longest running comic in all of Britain.
And it was Scotland's creation.
It was the man who basically invented the whole idea of Sunday funnies.
It's him, David Lowe.
And what's the Beano say?
Hi, Adam.
They're likely English too.
By the way, I bet you the headquarters is in London now.
Hi, Adam.
Thanks for flagging this to us.
We couldn't agree more with B. This should not have been allowed to happen.
We're replying to B directly.
Apologies to all our readers.
Well, there you go, Bino.
You've ruined it.
You've ruined my last memory.
The Beano used to be about Dennis the Menace.
Now it's all a bunch of softies.
This is what she says to me.
The Proud Boys are a right-wing group with a growing presence across Canada.
A growing presence across the world.
And this is a remarkably fair sort of video montage about the group, my group.
And they get us right and they show that we're anti-racist and that we're not anti-Semitic and we're pro-Israel and pro-gay and very inclusive.
We just love the West.
It's the only rule.
Anyway, that's a sin in today's day and age.
This is especially egregious in Britain and Canada, where not hating yourself is an act of hate.
I'm not kidding.
That's not an exaggeration.
So these guys, we wear black and yellow Fred Perry's and from the song Black and Yellow.
Again, there's no real substance there with our behavior, but everyone tries to read into it.
And this kid goes to a, they have a meetup at a bar called Astoria.
And at the bar, they, you know, they have a fun hangout.
And I won't tell you what we do, but we have this little thing we read out and stuff like that.
And little normal men's club stuff.
And as is people's want, they leave throughout the night.
And there's only one guy, maybe three or four guys left.
So there's barely any guys left.
One of them goes to the bathroom.
His name's Josh.
I know him as Josh Josh.
One of them goes to the bathroom.
And according to this article with the fair video, Josh said, wait, is it going into a commercial now?
Oh, shoot.
Josh said that after using a urinal, he turned around and was struck repeatedly in the head, neck, and body with a blunt object.
We've talked about this on the show before.
We've had the picture.
Do you have that picture, Dave, of his face?
Maybe you can put it up on that one.
A Proud Boys t-shirt he was wearing was ripped from his body.
He stumbled out of the bathroom, dazed and bloody, and his friends came to help him.
When the trio asked Barstaff to call the police, the staff were dismissive.
Josh claimed his assailants haven't been identified.
Vanessa, 30, who was working at the bar that night, said bar staff urged the Proud Boys to phone police themselves.
She said staff had previously asked the group not to come to the bar as their presence had annoyed patrons.
She said the boys' beliefs are at odds with the Astoria, which has long been a home to alternative events.
Feminist-organized amateur strip nights and dance parties for people of all sexual orientations.
She said after the assault, the Proud Boys threatened the female staff.
A portion of the proceeds from the events that night will be donated to women against violence.
This is where it gets crazy.
You start hearing this weird academia speak.
She said such behavior would never be tolerated.
Oh, talking about the Halifax 5.
These were these guys who went to question an anti-Canada Day rally over in Halifax.
Thousands of miles away, but Canada is all one country, so Halifax and Vancouver care about each other's business.
But she said we'd never tolerate that.
Many of our staff are Indigenous.
And she said staff have recently received an increasing number of complaints of harassment or intimidation from patrons, in part due to groups like the Proud Boys coming to the bar.
I feel very protective of that space.
I'm almost always able to maintain it as a safe space.
So this horrible verbiage of college LGBT whatevers is now leaking into your local bar.
And now bars are a safe space.
A safe space where we drink rotten corn and rotten potatoes and rotten barley and oats.
And we used to smoke cigarettes.
It used to be weird for chicks to go there.
Now it's weird for guys to go there.
Especially in the last few months, we've seen a shift in attitude and in behavior.
It gets really toxic.
And of course, we're talking about toxic masculinity.
So let's give the guy who was beaten a call.
I want to talk to him about this story because it keeps going.
And the interesting thing, by the way, about this is though the video was fair, look at the title.
Staff Threatened After Member of Controversial Prowboys Club Assaulted Inside Vancouver Bar.
So though that article, the video seems relatively fair, what I've noticed from the media, especially the Canadian media, which is all liberal, it's just like Britain.
Britain has the government BBC, Canada has the government CBC, is the angle is all about this girl, Vanessa, and how she didn't feel safe after someone was beaten in the head with a baseball bat.
Oh, I can't wait to talk to him.
Let's get him now.
Josh, you there?
What's going on with your eyes there?
A little bit swollen up, yeah.
And you got, oh man, that accent's making me homesick, eh?
Yeah, I bet.
So can you just run us through what happened?
I've already talked about it on the show, but I'm fascinated that it's getting pressed now because the angle seems to be that you made bartenders feel uncomfortable as you were bleeding everywhere.
Yes, apparently that's the story.
So yeah, we went, or three of us went down there, two other proud boys.
We went down to this bar.
We've been there a few times, no problems.
We're playing a game of pool.
I went to take a piss in the bathroom.
And as I was zipping up, packing up my gear, I went to turn around.
And yeah, it was like a baton or something like that.
And he cracked me in the side of the head with it.
So yeah, I put up my arm to defend myself to turn against him.
And he hit me again in the arm with it.
And then I noticed two or three other people were punching me in the back of the head, in the face, in the back.
It's often the, well, our buddy Tommy Trigger got this too with pool cues.
And I've noticed when you see videos of these attacks, it's often the back of the head.
There's a lot of punch.
It's never squaring up, you know?
Yeah, that's the thing, right?
Like I even told the bar staff, I said, if this was a fight, it would be different.
But this wasn't a fight.
Like they didn't even, I didn't even know face to face at all.
They waited till the moment I was looking at the wall, right?
And then just went for it.
So you come out and you say, call the cops.
And it's, it shouldn't even have to say that, by the way.
When someone sees someone covered in blood, you're supposed to go, oh, 911 or an ambulance or something.
Yeah.
And she says I was threatening her too, because this is kind of what happened.
Like the other two guys went like, what the f ⁇ is going on, right?
They didn't see anybody else come out of the bathroom except for me.
And I'm standing in the middle of this bar, covered in blood with my shirt off.
Everyone's staring at me.
And I'm just like, what the f ⁇ ?
I'm yelling.
I go up to the bar and they're like, yeah, can you call the cops?
Our buddy just got attacked.
And then she went, she says, was it the guy in the Proud Boy shirt?
And he's like, yeah, this guy right here.
And she goes, I don't care.
Yeah, that's not how it works.
Yeah.
And she goes, yeah, you shouldn't be wearing that kind of thing in this place.
That's going to happen.
And I said, okay.
Hold on.
I'm getting some mic problems.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's gone now.
Sorry, go ahead.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I guess I said, give me two beers then, you fat.
And you sat there and drank beers with no shirt on, covered in blood.
Got bleeding all over the bar.
And then I said, I'm staying here till we figure this out.
And then they freaked out and said, no, you got to get out.
You got to leave.
So the bouncer, I guess, told us to leave.
I went out front.
So any chance of getting the guys?
Are the cops going to get him?
I don't know.
the police went there and looked at the footage, and of course, the cameras only face the front of the bar where the cash register is.
There's nothing near where the bathroom was, so they kind of just went, well, that's it.
Amazing.
Amazing.
And were the violent ones.
And you know what I find amazing about this attack is they know deep down, they know you're not racist.
They know you're not anti-Semitic or Semitic or homophobic.
But in this day and age, to not be ashamed of yourself, to not hate the West, to not see Canada as stolen from the Aboriginals is an act of hate.
And they see it as an act of violence.
Yeah, so they're fully justified in taking down someone evil as me.
So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
This chick, this Vanessa, who they don't use her name 30, I think she called these people and said, come to the bar and beat this man.
Yeah, she did.
We know that she did.
We had been to this bar before on October 15th, and nothing happened that night.
But we've seen Facebook posts afterwards from the bartender mentioning that it was queer rock show night and that she couldn't believe that the Proud Boys were there.
Doesn't that mean that you don't hate queers if you go to a bar on queer night?
We were having a good time, yeah, but I guess she decided for all of the LGBTQRZ people that they were unsafe because of us.
So she was calling for help and for help.
And a bunch of people were coming down to help her out, to keep her safe.
But luckily that night nothing happened because there was like 10 of us there.
But yeah, this time they got me.
So she probably put up messages on Facebook or texted people because the previous time on Facebook said, come and beat these guys.
Look at, there's two things going on here that blow my mind.
One is I keep seeing these women on the left say, go kick his ass.
Like we saw a video with Antifa where they were yelling at another Antifa, a guy.
These women were yelling at a guy for not punching more Nazis in the face.
And there's a lot of this sort of like, you, go fight him.
Go kick his ass.
And then when someone goes, hey, I just got my ass kicked, they go, ah, I feel unsafe.
I mean, these women are maniacal.
Yeah, it's totally her because no one else in the bar had a problem with us, no fights, no arguments.
So why would she need them to feel safe from us, right?
Like, why have people stir shit up?
Well, it's amazing that the angle now is that she feels unsafe.
So not only do we have these women just sicking people on other people for no reason whatsoever, but when the media comes to report on it, they go, look at this poor sweet angel who's being chased down the street by monsters.
Yeah.
Total victim.
It sounds like feminism is not working out.
And it also sounds like you are being persecuted for being a patriotic Canadian.
That's a hate crime.
Yeah, it has been passed to the hate crime unit, but I don't know what's going to come of that.
No, no, my friend.
You were a hate crime.
According to these people, you liking Canada and having slightly traditionalist values that don't involve race or religion or anything, being a Western chauvinist is a hate crime.
Absolutely.
And beating the crap out of a guy for wearing a t-shirt isn't a hate crime.
No, they're pillars of the community now.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
Well, this won't be forgotten.
And it's just a great example of the lamestream media and fake news and how bad they are at doing their job.
Absolutely.
Well, congratulations for staying at the bar, drinking, and not being a victim and keeping life fun.
Absolutely.
Thank you.
Right on, Josh.
Ten, get down!
I'm not racist.
You are so racist, me.
You know who else is racist?
Lena Dunham.
Yeah, that's right.
Some chick is quitting Lenny's letter.
Wait, I'm not laughing.
Lenny's letter is a little zine sort of a blog that Lena does.
And this chick, Zinzi Clemens, is leaving because she noticed that Lena Dunham is racist.
This is a picture of her.
And you'll notice she has her beautiful African hair natural.
That's because she's proud of who she is.
In fact, in her letter, she points out that she's, I am currently in Nigeria.
That's pretty intense.
At a literary festival on the theme of feminism, which of course means black African feminism.
It's a beautiful thing.
I've been odd-inspired.
And I remember that the 26 migrant girls who were drawn off the coast of Italy last week were northern Nigerians, and they were sex trafficked.
That was definitely by white people, by the way.
If you hear about any carnage in Africa, it's either by whites directly or it's by people that have been influenced by whites.
Anyway, back in college, this is where she really dishes about Lena.
Back in college, I avoided those people like the plague because of their well-known racism.
She was friends with Lena in college.
And by the way, the fight, the whole fight started when an African-American woman of color named Aurora Perino accused this white man, Murray Miller, of raping her when she was 17.
And Lena said it wasn't true.
Have you ever heard of anything more racist in your life?
So she says, yeah, this is nothing new for Lena.
Back in college, I avoided her friends like the play guide, call their strain hipster racism, which typically uses sarcasm as a cover.
And in the end, it looks a lot like gaslighting.
Then it quotes, it's a joke.
Why are you overreacting?
This happens so often.
People will pretend that they're just making a joke when they are spewing hatred, especially at a racist college like Brown.
I mean, look at the name of it.
It's called Brown.
And there's been a lot of this going on.
Like earlier this week, we learned that outdoors is racist.
Did you see that?
Where did I lost my paper.
Yeah, oh no, I didn't.
It's right here.
Now, this is what a lot of people don't understand.
When black people see camping, they see a bunch of white people there, and that leaves them feeling unsafe.
So they have to go somewhere in the woods where there are no people, like the wilderness.
But even there, sometimes you will bump into white people.
So you have to go even farther out, like maybe the desert or something, or maybe you get dropped from a helicopter in order not to find white people.
In short, this op-ed that they're talking about, it says students at Malcolm McCann complained in a recent op-ed that outdoor clubs are predominantly white spaces.
White imperialism is a factor there, as well as the fact that three prominent naturalist figures in U.S. history happen to be white.
Oh, that's an interesting point I never thought of, like the guy who started the Grand Canyon or whatever.
A lot of those people were white.
A lot of the people who come up with parks are white.
So if you're wondering why blacks don't like wandering around in the forest, you might want to check your white privilege because they're not doing it because they're endangered.
They're an endangered species.
Also in racist news, we found out what really happened.
Remember those kids who were fighting back against that Trump kid?
So everyone said, oh, that's a hate crime because they were saying F-white people.
And we have footage of it.
But I thought there was a lot of intelligent banter after this.
And they talked about how these kids had been driven to act like that.
They probably didn't know that he was mentally handicapped when they were beating him and threatening to kill him and cutting him.
But they were left with almost no choice in Trump's America.
That's the America he's created.
People feel so frantic.
They're like, ah, I got to kidnap a mentally ill kid and cut him up.
There we go.
Look at it.
Watch out, bro, watch out.
This is ugly, yo, bro, great.
Cut it off, cut it off.
Quiet.
No, no, come on.
You don't let me Hey, cut this off I'm going to make your ass walk on the ball.
That's enough.
You're taking it out of context.
But go back to the previous tweet of them.
So they say, oh, that's a hate crime.
First of all, you can't do a hate crime in America where people of color feel unsafe.
But these four kids, a judge has made it very clear that this wasn't a hate crime, okay?
Guess what that means?
It's not a hate crime.
So stop bitching about it and recognize the fact that this country was built on people like Lena Dunham terrorizing people like Zinzi.
Mugabe has stepped down as president or prime minister, whatever the hell he made up of Zimbabwe.
I've always loved Mugabe.
I've been a Mugabe head for years.
I wanted to make it my logo when I was doing movies, like a Mugabe production, and people would think I liked him.
I want to get a boat and name it Mugabe.
I want to get gear.
I love his...
So this imbecile, who is a genocidal maniac, he rode the coattails of Nelson Mandela to start him and gained favor with the international community.
Didn't the World Health Organization recently call him Goodwill Ambassador?
He's arrested some stumb feminist who went over there and started criticizing him.
He's a dictator and he murders people.
And for decades, I've been saying, how is he alive?
I mean, you killed all these sisters and brothers and where are their parents?
Where are the families of the victims just not punching through your head?
You could kill him with one punch.
Say you're doing an autobiography on him and put a bomb in the computer and forget it there and blow him up.
Seems so easy.
I don't know.
I'm pretty disappointed in you, Zimbabwe, formerly Rhodesia.
This is the woman, by the way.
So what's going on over there is he married this secretary and she's a lunatic.
She beats the crap out of people.
She had, I think, two boys with Mugabe when he was 90 million and she caught them with some models that she didn't approve of.
So she beat the models with a cord, beat the crap out of them, whipping them and whipping them and whipping them.
And she wants Zimbabwe.
She wants to have it.
And he's inclined to give it to her.
He probably gets great sex out of her.
So the military has said no, and they've stepped in, and they've taken over.
It's under military rule now.
And he's facing impeachment and all this stuff.
It's a revolution.
It's a full-on military coup.
And it's based on this complete monster lunatic.
And what I find amazing about it is how blind everyone is.
Like, they talk about Cecil the Lion getting hunted by that guy, but Mugabe would eat turtles and lions all the time.
He's a murderous dictator.
You know what he did when he came into power?
He didn't just change the name of Rhodesia to Zimbabwe.
He hired a bunch of little kids, called them war veterans, even though they were 13, and he said, all the white farms are yours now.
Okay.
And so that encouraged not just stealing from farmers, but murdering them and torturing them in really sadistic, horrific ways.
And then they got the farms.
They didn't know how to use them.
They didn't know how to run them.
So all the farms died and everyone in Zimbabwe started starving, including the wildlife.
The wildlife is actually back up because they privatized it, which is the only way that you can make any kind of thing work in nature is when you let hunters get in there and they have an incentive.
When you just let elephants and poachers roam together and die together, you have the disgusting mess that is Zimbabwe.
And the fact that the National, the World Health Organization was about to give this guy a Goodwill Ambassador, they did, but they took it back, shows you that no one knows what goes on outside of the West.
They just like to pick and choose.
But what goes on is a disgusting mess.
And Mugabe is a perfect example of that.
Look at him!
Oh, I must have sang that song.
Ladies and gentlemen, Lauren Southern is in London, England, and we've tracked her down.
Lauren, how you doing?
I'm great.
How are you, Gavin?
I'm wonderful.
Thank you for coming on the show.
Absolutely.
Now, you're hanging out, hanging with Tommy Robinson and all the cool London right-wingers down there?
Of course, all the four cool London right-wingers that exist, maybe three.
It's questionable.
Now, the last time I was there, I met him for a pint, and he was harassed by, I'm going to say 10 cops, pulled him over on the way.
Now, we have cops doing dumb stuff, like in Berkeley, they're told to stand down.
But the difference, I think, here is the cops hate their boss.
They hate the chief.
They hate these dumb orders.
And when they escort us places, I get personally and I've heard stories of them whispering, this is bullshit.
I can't believe we have to do this, but sorry, man.
But I don't think cops in Britain mind being dicks.
No, it's a very different situation.
And everyone here is well aware of it.
Every protest I'm at that has antifa in the States, every event I'm at, the cops always come up to me and there's a fan in there.
He's like, I can't say anything because I'm in uniform, but love your stuff.
We got your back.
Or in Berkeley, even Berkeley, exactly.
The guys there said, it's not us.
It's our boss, word for word.
Here, it's an ongoing joke among all of the right-wingers I'm hanging out with, just all the political people, that whenever a siren goes off and you see a cop car going by, they're like, oh, someone has a butter knife.
Someone made a tweet because they're not going to deal with the Muslim issue.
They covered up the Rotherham rape situation.
The whole gangs there that were raping, selling children.
It's disgusting because they're actually afraid of the Muslims.
The Muslims will attack them and they don't have guns.
There's videos of these cops going in and trying to deal with refugees and just screeching at the top of their lungs because they've got a machete and the cops just have their stupid little hats and glowing vests and that's it.
Yeah, you see those European videos of cops running from Somalians and getting beat up and living in fear and you see it in France too, them running away from crowds.
And then I always, I don't know, I thought Britain was different.
Maybe I'm brainwashed by Scotland and the tough cop and the cool bobbies of the 50s and 60s.
But they're not the boys in blue anymore.
They're the yellow boys.
No, and they're well aware of it too.
When I was in France, I went to go report on a riot that was going on in a no-go zone.
A riot that, for your information, was happening because a man committed a crime and then got chased by the police and drove into a bus.
And the neighborhood decided to ride against the police because the man ran from the police and drove into a bus and killed himself.
Anyways, the police had helicopters overhead and they had created a perimeter around the area.
But when we went up to them, they looked at us and they were like, get the hell out of here.
We're not going to help you in there.
They thought it was laughable.
They just told us, they're like, we hope you can run.
That's literally what the French police told us.
They just said, we hope you can run because if you go in there, we're not going to help you.
And the liberal journalists that I was with there told me to put my hair up, to hide it, to cover it.
And it's just literal, like mad max, lawless areas that the police will not go into all over Europe now.
And they're growing.
And the police are being more and more disarmed as these places grow.
It's suicide.
Well, what you're going to start seeing, and it's probably happening, is you're not going to attract tough guys into the field.
So if you keep having these things and you can't go to this zone and you get sued if you're racist and you need to have a rainbow police car, they have these rainbow cars with love and LGBT police and stuff.
And I saw the British cops painting their fingernails for some sort of trans thing.
Eventually, you're going to get social justice warriors attracted to that job and you're going to have these impotent cops.
Well, you do.
I can't wait to have four guys with like pink beards and painted nails come up to the door.
Lauren, are you here?
We heard you put out a nasty tweet.
We're going to have to take you in.
Sorry.
That's going to be the future of policing.
It's long.
They're literally going to people's homes and arresting them for tweets.
We've got Count Dankula facing a year in prison for teaching his dog to Zkyle.
I talked to Katie Hopkins on the weekend.
She almost had her children taken away for her political views.
And Jada Franzen, I can't remember.
I think she's with Britain First, regardless of what you think of them.
She did a speech and she's now been arrested for giving a speech against mass Ismization.
It's every single day and it's just a regular occurrence here.
If that happened in the States and someone was arrested for a speech they gave at Berkeley or anything, we'd be all up in arms.
But here they're like, well, she did say something offensive, I guess.
Yeah, she has to come.
She's the soy boys in blue to go get her.
Well, the verbiage, too, of her charge is bizarre.
It says something like threatening speech or it doesn't even say hate speech.
Any kind of antagonism is literally illegal.
Threatening speech.
That's the issue with this.
A billion things can fall under that.
I find people, if you went to Vegas or something and commented on a girl's eyebrows that they were trash, that would be threatening speech to them.
In fact, they'd probably say they have a right to defend themselves and punch you in the face.
How everyone interprets things, it's going to cause a lot of problems depending on who's in power.
Yeah, if you want to get literal, I'm anti-pho too.
I just don't like your definition of pho.
Right.
And this is going to be funny because if they have all of these laws in place with threatening speech, hate speech, offensive speech, what happens when you get like someone like Trump or someone that's even further right of Trump get it and they're like, oh, you know what?
I don't like your liberal speech.
I don't like your communist speech.
I find that very threatening.
I find communist speech threatening.
That could genuinely hurt my education.
It could hurt my freedoms.
Better lock you up, right?
I wouldn't do that, of course, but they never really think of the long-term consequences of these ridiculous policies.
Well, that's why we have to protect them from themselves, because they'll be the first to go in an Islamic dictatorship.
Lauren, thank you for coming on the show, and good luck tonight getting a pine.
I hope you don't get attacked by the police and their paperwork.
Oh, gee, yeah, we'll see about that.
I'd prefer the police over the no-go zone.
Radical jihadis every time, though.
Thanks for coming.
Cheers.
I yuggle quite a lot.
Hi, welcome back to Onion Rings with Rick Shapiro.
going to talk today about Bon Jovi.
Bon Jovi.
You know, so what's the Bon Jovi?
Exactly.
Because every ex-girl girl ring gets wet.
You know, and if he didn't dye his eyebrows, he'd be like, who is the guy?
He'd be that Michael Sinatra impersonator.
Bon Jovi is a Sinatra impersonator.
He's smooth.
He's sleek as satin.
Smooth as silk.
Like Rod Stewart was what?
Although to me, he was great when I was a boy.
He got me out of my house.
I didn't talk about the post, by the way, today.
Huff Daddy, I forgot to mention that.
We got Al Franken groping, everyone.
Look at him groping.
Such a groper, huh?
And then, of course, we have Glenn Thrush and Charlie Rose.
Are you seeing a pattern here yet?
The pattern appears to be the ones who were moralizing the most and telling us how evil we are and bitching about that pussy-grabbing joke in the bus, they seem to be the ones most guilty.
And it reminds me of a quote by rapper Karis One, who said, the ones screaming keep it real the loudest are usually the ones the most full of shit.
I think everyone involved, if you are sexually molested, you should go to the cops.
If you weren't, then shut up.
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