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Dec. 18, 2020 - The Glenn Beck Program
02:32
Christmas Parody: Factual New York Times (Parody of "Wonderful Christmastime")

Glenn Beck's "Christmas Parody" satirizes media reliability by mocking the New York Times, claiming journalists are deceptive and part of a "Bank of Lefty's Journals." The lyrics assert that despite efforts to think correctly, left-leaning sources remain wrong, dropping their "bowl" daily. Ultimately, the song suggests that factual reporting is elusive because bias inevitably distorts truth, leaving audiences sighing at an unchangeable cycle of misinformation disguised as news. [Automatically generated summary]

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Simply Wanting a Factual New York Times 00:02:15
The fix is in, the game is up.
They make the news, But they make it up Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times.
Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times.
The news is good Or the news is bad, But either way, you've been had Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times.
The Bank of Lefty's Journals in Audio Times Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times?
The word is out And that's a wrap.
But the journalists are full of craft.
Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times, The band of lefties journal, But they're so often wrong.
Keep your spirits up, think and spell.
That's your haunting, a factual New York Times.
Every day, the bowl is dropped.
Gotta heave a sigh.
Cause that can't be stopped.
Simply wanting a factual New York Times.
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