The Glenn Beck Program - Christmas Parody: Factual New York Times (Parody of "Wonderful Christmastime")
Aired: 2020-12-18
Duration: 02:32


=== Simply Wanting a Factual New York Times (02:15) ===

[00:00:16]  The fix is in, the game is up.
[00:00:21]  They make the news, But they make it up Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times.
[00:00:31]  Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times.
[00:00:37]  The news is good Or the news is bad, But either way, you've been had Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times.
[00:00:57]  The Bank of Lefty's Journals in Audio Times Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times?
[00:01:22]  The word is out And that's a wrap.
[00:01:27]  But the journalists are full of craft.
[00:01:32]  Simply wanting a factual NEW YORK Times, The band of lefties journal, But they're so often wrong.
[00:02:00]  Keep your spirits up, think and spell.
[00:02:04]  That's your haunting, a factual New York Times.
[00:02:18]  Every day, the bowl is dropped.
[00:02:23]  Gotta heave a sigh.
[00:02:25]  Cause that can't be stopped.
[00:02:28]  Simply wanting a factual New York Times.