The Glenn Beck Program - Christmas Parody: Liberals (Parody of "Silver Bells")

Dec. 18, 2020 - The Glenn Beck Program

03:42

Christmas Parody: Liberals (Parody of "Silver Bells")

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Glenn Beck delivers a satirical musical parody titled "Christmas Parody: Liberals," mocking what he terms "Bernie Sanders kind liberals" as destructive forces looting cities and creating breadlines. The lyrics depict teens in flip-flops spitting on police, wearing names on underwear, and spreading faint COVID hints while shouting hyperbole. Beck concludes by characterizing these groups as misguided "dinglings" who have lost their way, expressing hope that their radical agenda fails to succeed. [Automatically generated summary]
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Liberals Smashing the City 00:02:49
	Liberals Liberals It's no flake time in the cities These dinglings keep breaking things
	When they're not getting the way Streets and sidewalks crowded for blocks, People in a huge pile Throwing bricks through the windows of businesses, Like children pranking.
	They need a spanking One that lasts a long while, But for now, all you're going to hear is liberals.
	Liberals They're gonna smash up our city These dinglings keep taking things
	And you'd better not get in the way Oh no Hipster street folk going for broke Shouting hyperboli as the looters rush out with their TVs
	Hear the glass break in the big fake Marxist utopian dream.
	And the source of the bustle you hear It is liberals, The Bernie Sanders kind liberals.
	Oh, they love their breadlines making a mass of your city.
	These dinglings They're shouting cause they care.
	Keep ruining things.
Faint Hints of COVID Blocking 00:00:43
	Their names on their underwear.
	Seems like they've all lost their way.
	Teens and flip-flops, spitting on cops, living life liberal style.
	In the air, there's a faint hint of COVID blocking other folks from passing.
	This could last a long while.
	And I sure hope they don't get their way.

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Liberals Smashing the City 00:02:49

Liberals Liberals It's no flake time in the cities These dinglings keep breaking things

When they're not getting the way Streets and sidewalks crowded for blocks, People in a huge pile Throwing bricks through the windows of businesses, Like children pranking.

They need a spanking One that lasts a long while, But for now, all you're going to hear is liberals.

Liberals They're gonna smash up our city These dinglings keep taking things

And you'd better not get in the way Oh no Hipster street folk going for broke Shouting hyperboli as the looters rush out with their TVs

Hear the glass break in the big fake Marxist utopian dream.

And the source of the bustle you hear It is liberals, The Bernie Sanders kind liberals.

Oh, they love their breadlines making a mass of your city.

These dinglings They're shouting cause they care.

Keep ruining things.

Faint Hints of COVID Blocking 00:00:43

Their names on their underwear.

Seems like they've all lost their way.

Teens and flip-flops, spitting on cops, living life liberal style.

In the air, there's a faint hint of COVID blocking other folks from passing.

This could last a long while.

And I sure hope they don't get their way.