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Feb. 11, 2022 - Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh
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Julia Fox Loves FOURSOMES?!
# wakanda tsa social dynamics al blue chew call her daddy celebrity culture julia fox kanye west kim kardashian media criticism nancy reagan podcast banter sheltie

Julia Fox and the hosts dissect her Call Her Daddy revelation about preferring foursomes, debating if her relationship with Kanye West is genuine happiness or strategic social climbing akin to Nancy Reagan. The conversation shifts to Al's absurd claims of 5D vision through sunglasses and his oversized shoes, mocking his appearance while promoting Blue Chew. Ultimately, the episode blends celebrity gossip with chaotic banter, highlighting the hosts' relentless teasing of Al's fashion choices and physical traits. [Automatically generated summary]

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Are we talking about Julia Fox and her sexual proclivities?
Yeah, please inform me.
No, you have to inform me.
You're the one that's been jerking off to it all night.
You like that?
Yeah, Julia Fox, that's me, dude.
That's what I'm jerking off to.
Why do you like that?
I'm right-wing sing.
I love right-wing sing?
I love the first one shit.
Now, can you run it back to the beginning, Mark?
And can we hear what she's saying?
She's on the Call Her Daddy podcast and loves.
Perfect.
Her muted?
That's...
This is just the trailer, my dude.
This is just the trailer for her on the Call Her Daddy podcast.
Shouts to Alexandra Cooper.
You're welcome for helping you secure an extra $30 million fucking dollar.
You can answer a DM and come on a goddamn podcast.
Yeah, she ain't done nothing over there.
Low-key Dove knows her boyfriend and still can't get her on the fucking podcast.
She is protecting her brand.
From what?
I think she's had a couple issues.
From your third episode, Drinking Fits.
No, I'm not having a drinking fit.
How can she protect her fans?
You scared people.
Am I scaring you?
Sorry.
What is her brand?
I don't know, but looking at Mark is pissing me off.
Okay?
On the fucking sunglasses, dude.
I hate you so much.
Is it the sunglasses?
Is it the sunglasses?
Definitely contributing to me.
Take them off.
Take them off.
Yeah, you got to switch it up, dude.
Let me see.
Oh, dude.
Oh, so much.
Well, now you look like a rip.
You look like shit, but Al actually can pull off those fucking glasses.
You look like Morpheus.
No, he doesn't.
He looks like the key maker.
It's a Matrix reference as well.
Thank you, Al, for at least getting it.
Thank you, Al.
Let's bring up Matrix.
You haven't even seen it.
It's the new Matrix.
Oh, my God.
Made it Koonin Bosa.
Made it Koonin Bosa.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to steer the country in the right direction right now.
I don't have time for your fucking movies about woke red pills.
You know what I mean?
Dude, that movie was the first fucking red pill, dude.
Yeah.
You wouldn't be here without that movie.
Made by two trans women, respect.
Dude, that's why I protested that.
What's redder than that?
They're trying to give periods.
I don't know.
Guys, I don't know, guys.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That would have been good if you...
All right, this is what Julia Fox had to say.
All right.
This is just a little piece.
Let me see.
Like the pussy, they'll never be good enough for the pussy.
Good use of music.
Torture room.
This might be...
I could smother them, maybe sit on their face.
That's her dominatrix.
But they'll never, ever be good enough for my vagina.
I'm into like weirdly like, like partner, like swapping and then like watching or something.
So like four sums.
Yeah.
Rumor has it.
You're dating someone new.
Have you guys put a label on?
What was your first impression of this?
Do you think Kanye's boots are set?
How did you guys leave it before you went to New York?
Why do you not consider it love?
What do you say to people who claim this is not a real relationship?
Have you ever felt in these moments like a little overwhelmed?
No.
Oh, good answer.
I thought that was a good answer.
No?
Like, I don't know if you guys get the sense, but like, I watch her and I'm like, oh, yeah, she's been waiting for this her whole life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's like, finally, you guys realize that I deserve all of this attention.
Yes.
Does that absolutely be awesome?
Why do you feel that?
I get that feeling.
Why do you feel that?
Because all the girls that want to be chosen, that's being chosen.
That's a pinnacle.
That's drafted number one overall.
That's what they want.
I want to be drafted.
Yeah.
And now she's like, ooh, I got this limelight.
I'm off, but I'll tell you something.
I'm gonna play it the right way.
This is for round two for her.
It's so good.
It's so good.
Uncut gems.
She was just supposed to be like an advisor, and she was in the part, and she was so authentic.
She was teaching them what the real situation was in that film.
So she already has shown, like, no, no, no, me being me works.
So, yeah, but that was fifth overall traffic.
Now she's going first, first in the league.
That's pretty fire.
Going brazy.
I need you both to take off those sunglasses.
I'm seeing the world of 5D now for the first time.
Okay.
Why?
I don't know.
I see amazing.
I can't believe this is how he sees all the time.
Whoa, dude.
Yeah.
Everyone's black.
It's awesome.
Black history glasses.
That's the best world.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm in Wakanda.
Let's go.
Except Biggie.
He's white now.
It has reverse effects.
John Candy.
Al, wake it up, Miles.
Okay.
Al, can you please take the glasses off?
Yeah, but it's absolutely infuriating me.
Why don't you try?
I think that I think that's what you're missing.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to wear them.
No, I like that.
I like that.
Try them.
That's embarrassing.
If I was wearing it, if I was.
He said he was going to compete in the Olympics.
That's what happened when I threw the ellips.
You just didn't catch it, bro.
Just catch it.
Who'd you throw the ellip gloss?
He tried to kill you, remember?
He tried to take your life.
Oh my God, dude.
I hate you so much.
Why?
You look awful.
Can you try these on?
All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I got to make sure them dicks are hard.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I do.
I keep dicks hard with the help of Blue Chew.
With mostly Blue Chew.
Matter of fact, 100% of it is Blue Chew.
Same active ingredients as inside Viagra, C. Alice.
But this is the Chew.
This is the one that we rock with, and we're happily married over here.
Thank you.
Thank you, Blueies.
You know what I'm saying?
Keeping them unions together forever.
How can you get it for free?
I'll tell you.
All you got to do is go to bluechew.com and use the promo code flagrant, okay?
And then you get it for free.
Just pay $5 shipping.
Just pay $5 shipping to keep your marriage, to start a marriage, to keep your side chick happy.
She's not yapping at all because you're delivering the vibe.
Okay, bluechew.com.
Make sure you use the promo code flagrant.
You got it.
Okay, now let's get back to this exclusive Patreon clip.
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Indulge.
Join the asshole on.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, these that don't work.
They don't work.
They don't work, dude.
They're terrible sunglasses.
I mean, they break off me because hold on.
Actually, low-key, dude, you don't look horrible.
No, you don't look horrible, dude.
I'm leaving him on.
I'm not going to lie.
Honestly, he doesn't look horrible.
Yeah.
You killed it.
I mean, you look really cool.
Hey, hold on.
You look fucking cool, dude.
I don't know why it's so funny, but it's it.
I'm going to give one suggestion to take him a little bit down.
One centimeter.
Bang.
I mean, one half the distance back.
Okay, split the difference.
I mean, right there.
You literally look fucking cool, dude.
Yeah.
Hey, I feel it.
I feel cool.
What's up, America?
What do you want to do with that?
You're going to get your dick sucked, America?
We need more Julie Finn.
We need more of this attitude.
Julian Fawn's not American.
No, you cannot allow a white woman to disrespect herself like that.
No, this is American, bro.
That's for the minorities.
She's winning Olympic gold medals for climbing, for social climbing.
What is oh, social climbing?
Yeah.
Okay, let's talk about that.
That's an Olympic gold right there.
That is true.
So she social climbed herself up to the pinnacle.
Is Kanye the Pinnacle?
Is that number one?
I mean, if I mean, was it?
Looking Nancy Reagan throated herself to First Lady.
That's true.
That's a good point.
I don't know if she's top first lady.
But Kim's a first lady.
Both of them are lames because ASAP got the crown, bro.
Rihanna's not American.
Not American doesn't count.
I thought you'd have my back on this.
I'm with you.
Yeah, obviously.
You don't want to claim that.
You are.
You don't want to claim that.
This is performative.
That's bullshit.
This is performative.
I've never heard you speak about Rihanna in the history of our friendship.
Performative.
Performative.
What?
Fake.
Performative.
Fake, fake.
Fake, dude.
Fake.
Fake.
That's a bullfit.
Faking it, bro.
Faking it.
You got fucking Tim's on.
You got them three sizes too big.
I saw that shit.
You fucking asshole.
You got two big Tims on, dude.
You want everybody to think you got big old fucking feet.
You hire.
I get the wrong size.
I see you.
I know.
I can see it.
I see you walking around.
You take them off.
You got the wrong size pants.
You still haven't fixed it yet.
You're right about that.
You're right about that.
I wear the wrong size pants.
Why?
I wear them too small.
For what reason?
So the people can feel comfortable if they have to wear hand-me-downs.
So he can.
I'm worried about actually being hand-me-ups, but it is what it is.
So people can feel comfortable wearing hand-me-ups.
Sometimes you have to wear your little brother's clothes.
That's a good point.
Sometimes, sometimes you live in such extreme poverty.
You have to do that.
But what you're doing is absolutely ridiculous.
Tell them the truth about how you walked in here.
You walked in here with slides.
You were going to a fucking pickup basketball game and you threw those Tims on just for the podcast, Al.
You fucking lying to the people.
All right.
You fucking tell them what you're coming for.
You're already saying I walked in here with swaggy.
That's what I heard.
I didn't say what slides you were wearing, did I?
I didn't say what slides.
Are we talking Kanye slides?
No.
What slides are we talking about?
You were just click-clocking with your fucking Japanese geisha slippers, dude, when you walked in, dude.
It wasn't going to be wooden.
The wooden ones.
The wooden ones.
Yeah.
Do you not know what those are?
No, I don't.
Oh, convenient.
It is pretty convenient.
Now you just forget that you fucking click-clocked up in here, dude.
Don't culturally appropriate.
We don't do that.
Oh, what?
Popiate, bro.
A poppy?
This motherfucking bitch gets everywhere.
Don't say I get everywhere.
He's drunk.
What's your experience?
He just started.
He's on drinks.
I didn't just start.
He's drunk on Alice.
I've been drunk.
Yeah.
I've been drunk, Al.
Okay?
Fuck you and your size 14 Timberlands, dude.
What size?
I got a big size.
What size are there, dude?
You do not have a big foot.
I got a big size.
Don't start with me.
You see Shaq.
Shaq's foot.
You see Shaq's foot?
Oh my God.
This guy chirping in.
Thank you so much.
He throws this size.
This has been in Miles' mouth.
Something to throw.
Did you see Shaq's foot?
Huh?
Did you see Shaq's foot?
What size?
You're a big foot guy.
Yeah, yeah, here.
Yeah.
No, no, I didn't want to hit you.
I wanted to throw it back at you.
Barefoot.
Oh, yeah.
Nails.
What about it?
Shaq's got the most insane feet, maybe, of all time.
Gnarly?
Gnarly, dude.
Gnarly.
They all have bad feet.
Yeah, athletes got bad feet, bro.
That's why I call this shit athlete's foot.
Oh, that's a good point.
It's not a compliment.
This shit is brutal, right?
But over here.
Oh, shit, bro.
I have found one place that Shaq is not allowed.
Look, I'll be asked: the shape of the loafers.
The ashes are the shape of the loafers.
I mean, that's he's a legend, dude.
Absolute legends.
Shaq's a legend.
You worth half a billy.
I think you could have your feet whatever you want.
That's confidence, though.
You go, yo, my feet look crazy.
Look at them.
Look at them, dude.
I'm worth half a billy, bro.
I'm not even wearing shoes no more.
Son, that's Shaq, dog.
That's fucking athlete, bro.
We can't have feet like that.
Al, you might.
Not yet.
Not yet.
My feet are beautiful.
Fuck out of here, bro.
I think they're ugly now, so I've been wearing them fucking shoes all the time.
You know, he stopped wearing sandals.
Disrespect.
Remember, Al used to have his toes out all the time?
His feet have gotten objectively uglier.
They have.
How did he get into it?
His feet have gotten objected to what I'm doing.
You don't want to have a foot on.
I'll throw him a foot off.
I bet your shit's a duplicate now.
He's getting better.
Left to left.
You might got me.
If I put my right foot out, you'll cut your leg off at the fucking thigh.
That's how embarrassed you'll be.
You'd rather be Oscar Pistorius than go right foot to right foot with me.
So let's do it right now.
You're not ready to take it off.
I'm not going to take my fucking clothing off, dude.
See, he's scared.
Look at that.
Oh, you'll jump 360, but you won't take a shoe off.
You jump a 540?
You jump a 540, bitch.
She's on the 540.
I take my shoe off.
Take it over right now.
Joe, do a 540.
You said I did already.
You didn't do a 540 with your size 14 fucking tip on my body.
I thought you did that two days ago.
That's why you were able to do it.
That's it two days ago.
You sore still.
You've been walking out sore since you did that.
Have we tricked the people into thinking it's two days later?
I'm not going to convince you.
100%.
Dude, you look so goddamn cool.
It's on the bottom.
I'm going to fuck everybody, dude.
Everybody getting.
You literally are Tom Cruise right now.
Top gun.
But he hides one of his best.
Top gun.
Yes, dude.
No, no, but then you get the top gun like that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Al almost let me suck his dick right there.
Yo, having nice eyes is cool with glasses because you peek over them.
You bust it out.
Oh, yeah.
You were hiding your best gun.
You're being humble.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, it's a human.
I'm being humble with this.
Take them off.
Take them off.
Show it to him.
Oh, shit.
What's up, man?
You're low-key, dude.
What's up, Patrick?
Do that one more time, bro.
Are you tricky?
No, but my balls got fattened and my pants just split them.
So I got the fat lips.
So I got the fat pussy lips.
Because my pants just hit it with the sword.
It's always impromptu and so vivid.
That's not detailed.
What?
What detail?
Yeah, I almost spit on my own.
Stop.
It's so graphic.
We never told the people how you clogged up all of TSA and almost had a national security risk.
Why did I do that?
You don't remember this?
No, what happened?
This is why we're going through TSA, TSA pre-check.
No one's in the airport.
There's mad room.
Like, we're going through the line.
And I go through, Dove goes through, Vala goes through, and we're standing there.
And Scholz is like, where's my shit?
Like, my backpack and my jacket are not coming through.
And he's like walking around, looking at the people, asking TSA.
They're kind of looking around, like, looking at him, kind of annoyed.
There's a line of probably 40 people lined up in TSA behind us now.
And they're all pre-check, mind you.
So they're all pissed off.
Like, yo, can we go?
Yeah.
And they pull him aside.
They go, yeah, it seems like a jacket is stuck in the x-ray machine.
Wow.
Can't handle me.
He looks at all and he goes, yeah, apparently there's a jacket stuck in the x-ray machine.
I think I know who it is.
This guy.
Performance fleece, bro.
Performance fleece.
Are you rocking that old Navy?
No.
I was Nike's eye.
No.
I was Nike.
And there's nothing wrong with Old Navy.
We should be proud of Old Navy.
I had some fucking cargo shorts as a kid.
I had cargo pants too.
The Cargo Pants Debate 00:01:14
Did you have any?
Son, you got cargo pants now, bro.
Yeah.
Sit in that, Al.
Sit in that.
There's nothing cargo about these goddamn pants.
Okay?
You know what cargo pants are.
I got it.
Crazy dick.
I didn't even, it was so wrong, I didn't even know where you were going.
I'll be honest with you.
I had no clue.
But do you remember cargo pants the heyday in New York City?
We all had them.
We all had them.
Tan, sometimes if you black, you had the camos.
Yo, you.
No, no, no, no.
Don't give him his shit back.
Don't give him his shit back.
Yeah, sunglasses.
Come on.
Get out of here.
You guys keep wearing sunglasses for.
Guess my forehead, bro.
You've got a visor, son.
You didn't need no fucking sunglasses.
Yeah, you're good.
His hat extends forward because his forehead is so big.
It's not even the face.
It's like depth.
Yeah, your eyes are pushed in.
Yeah, sunken, but they don't even feel sunk.
My forehead's protruding.
Yeah, it's not your forehead that's sticking out.
What is it?
It's a little combination of both.
I'm trying to help him out.
Oh, yeah.
Nah, it's normal.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's normal.
You're not built like Peter Dinklich at all, dude.
It's not at all, dude.
This is not bad fuck at
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