Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Kanye West's exclusion of Schulz from Donda 2 due to clashing personas, debate Kid Cudi's relevance against a fictional vampire rapper, and analyze the Super Bowl's controversial calls and MVP performance. They critique Eminem's halftime show, argue over culinary racial stereotypes, and discuss UFC fighter Israel Adesanya's dominance. The episode concludes with reactions to Pornhub's 2021 regional search data and reflections on celebrity violence, blending pop culture analysis with geopolitical speculation on Russia and Ukraine. [Automatically generated summary]
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My Complete 180 on Kanye00:14:25
I've done a complete 180 on Kanye West.
This guy's a fucking genius, dude.
Now, I know you guys started thinking he was brilliant with the whole MAGA stuff.
Me, I was getting a lot of pushback.
I did.
You, you were like, I think this guy's on to something.
I did.
Freedom.
Right.
Yo, let me make America better.
You know what I mean?
Let's grow.
Let's get him some fun.
So, yeah, that was it.
That was, you know, that was you.
Yeah.
And your constituents, you, Ted Cruz, and all your boys and all that.
That's all my husband.
All the people that you hang out with all the fucking time.
You know what I mean?
Right-wing sing in the building.
Right-wing sing, dude.
That's really all that happens.
You put out a funny comedy special and you just become a right-wing.
That's really crazy, dude.
Right?
If your special is not funny, the left likes you.
If it's actually funny, then the right's like, this guy's on to something.
I'm a big problem for the left.
Real talk.
Oh, this guy's the worst.
Yeah, Ben Shapiro sees like Dave Chappelle's special about the trans community.
He's like, finally, there's some funny stuff from this guy.
It's good to see him being funny again.
Right?
That's literally what's happening.
If the right wing likes your stuff, it's probably funny.
Yeah, the jokes hold up.
I'm just saying, if they want to use you, right?
Because I don't want to be your puppet, but I appreciate that you appreciate my jokes.
Exactly.
They tend to like jokes.
The left tends to like points.
Exactly.
That I think is the perfect way to say it.
But just to bring it back to where you guys thought he was a genius, especially fucking Al.
Dude, Al was out.
Dude, he beats right wing out.
Yeah, look at him today.
Dressed like Uncle Phil.
Dude, this is right wing out.
His beanie gets smaller every episode.
Dude, no, my head's getting bigger, bro.
That's what it is.
Why is it getting bigger, Al?
What's going on?
Valentine's Day.
No.
Al, you initially gave a little.
I'll be fair.
Yeah.
You initially gave some pushback.
Yes.
To Kanye when he went on that date with the black woman.
No, no, no, no.
Wasn't it then?
No, it was when he was crying about abortion.
I'm like, what's the problem?
He was all on board.
He starts crying about abortion.
Not Pete.
Not Pete.
Okay.
No.
Okay, so Kanye, right?
This week, he just starts deciding to bully Pete Davidson.
I mean, it's so unnecessary.
So, like, literally just trying to roast him.
Right?
And I'm sitting here.
I'm going, like, what the fuck did Pete do?
Yeah.
Like, what did he do wrong?
I'm literally going, what did he do wrong?
Nothing, bro.
Wait, what did he do wrong?
He's been plotting.
Oh, you think that's Uzal.
Yeah, he's been plotting on Kim.
If that's the case, then I understand and bullying him.
Yeah.
Okay, go on that.
Go on that.
I mean, like, he's been throwing like shade at Kanye for a minute on SNL all the time.
Like, he's done it three times on SNL.
Like, throw like just a little shade at Kanye West.
It's not even that many for Kanye.
Like, think about how much Kanye opens himself up to be made fun of.
And you took three shots.
But he's still homies, kind of.
Like, he's cool with Cuddy and Cuddy's cool with Ye, they should be a little bit like, yo, don't take shots at me on a fucking national television.
I guess.
And then come on my wife.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's who he's taking shots in.
He's taking shots at Kanye.
Taking shots in, Kim.
Yeah, that's who I think he's upset.
Kiss her on SNL when they fire the breakup.
Fire.
Come on, that's fucked up shit.
While he's there.
Son, he's an actor.
He's in the audience watching.
That's what he said.
Oh, I didn't realize.
I didn't know that was.
Kanye said he was in the audience watching.
Oh, that's right.
Beating dick.
Okay.
That's rough.
He probably wasn't.
Dude, is Kanye a cock?
He probably wasn't.
He probably wasn't.
What do you mean, Deal?
You don't think Kanye's a cock?
You don't think he just rolled his fucking head, whatever that thing is?
His head.
What is that thing?
Dude, I almost called it a head scarf.
Ski mask.
Ski mask.
Yeah, rolled out.
He had a hijab.
He had a hijab.
Okay.
No, no.
The reason why I called him genius, I thought it was me that he's bullying Pete.
But I'm also like, Pete, you're a comedian.
Like, now that this is your wheelhouse.
Yeah, body.
Body this motherfucker.
This is what you do.
Yeah.
Like, if he wants to get into it with music with you, just bow out gracefully.
Yes.
But if his jokes and these motherfuckers walking around with cowboy boots on all day?
Yeah.
Or whatever the fuck he's wearing.
Get out of here.
Come on, bro.
Now it's time.
Yeah.
Now it's time to start shooting.
That being said, the genius of Kanye is this.
I don't think Kanye gives a flying fuck about Pete.
I don't think he cares about anybody sleeping with him.
I think Kanye only cares about Kanye.
Okay.
I think what Kanye does is when it's time to drop an album, or if he's going through an episode, and I don't want to chalk up all his behavior to like a mental episode.
I think that's kind of unfair.
You're like, just to discredit any behavior that we have or he has that we don't like is like, oh, it's a mental episode, whatever.
But I think what he does is when Kanye's in the I want attention mode, whatever generates attention, he latches onto and continues to pull into his universe, right?
He went on a date with a few girls before Julia Fox that Julia Fox date blew up on the internet.
And I think he was like, oh, this is my girlfriend now.
Yes.
I don't know if it's, oh my God, I have so much in common with Julia Fox.
I love Julia Fox.
I think it's simple as the internet loves what's going on over here.
Let's milk this for a little bit.
Yes.
See how long this is interesting for, right?
He goes at Pete.
The internet fucking explodes.
Oh, I'm going to keep going at Pete.
I'm going to keep going at Pete over and over and over again.
I'm going to post memes.
I'm going to post more jokes.
I'm going to call him ugly, do all these things.
I don't think he gives a flying fuck that there's somebody with Kim.
If he cared that people sup with his wife, he wouldn't have wifed her.
Kim, she has a sex tape out.
Literally.
Who didn't fuck her?
I think he likes it, people fuck her.
I think he likes it.
I think he likes it.
Dude, because he's a cuck.
Dude, I think he's a cuck.
Allegedly.
I honestly.
He's a right-wing cuck, dude.
Why is he cucking?
He's a right-wing cuck.
Yes.
Ooh.
Closet cucks are right-wing.
I don't think he's even closeted.
I think he likes it.
I think he's open.
Out of the closet cuck, dude.
All right.
Out of the closet, right-wing cuck.
Okay.
100%.
So, actually, I'm not 100% sure about that.
Again, this is a right-wing genius.
This is your theory.
He's a genius cuck as well.
I think he's a right-wing genius cuck, dude.
Low-key.
That's the next level, right?
Honestly, right-wing cucks are better, dude.
Why is this?
It just seems to be like, yeah, fuck her.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, it feels like a liberal cuck.
Like a liberal cuck would be in the corner, like, dude, fuck my life.
Stop.
Don't fuck my wife.
But right-wing fuck would be like, oh, that's all you got?
No, she doesn't like that.
Yeah, do it different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't fill that up.
Yeah, geez.
Yeah, you can't trench her.
Oh, he's a coach.
He's a coat, but he's telling her what to do, alpha.
Yeah.
Like, he's making beats, bro.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, this guy knows.
He's a creative.
Yeah, ho.
He's going to make a movie out of this experience.
That is kind of right-wing mentality.
Like, you just want to outsource your labor, like, let someone else do it.
I'm going to go work on Forex Training or some shit.
Yes.
100%.
You can't do everything.
Do you think Elon's actually building the rockets?
He's a rocket cock, dude.
Yeah.
Someone else is building his fucking rockets.
Someone else is building his car.
Dude, Steve Jobs, he's an iPhone music listening cuck.
He's the biggest tech cuck in history, Steve Jobs.
Do you think?
Yeah, dude.
Do you think?
He just outsourced it to everybody else, namely Chinese slaves.
Just tech cuck.
Can't we just call him Chinese at this point?
They're working and making things.
We know that they're slaves over there, right?
Yeah, it's true.
Or very minimal wage.
Yeah.
Very minimal.
Slave wage, you might say.
Slave wage, you might even say.
Might even.
It's a goddamn shame.
All I'm trying to say is Kanye is a genius with his ability to recognize what is going on, continue to stir up the fucking pot.
What is the expression?
Charlie Mayne always says, stir up water so you can catch fish.
That is, that is, it is genius what he's doing.
And you're just watching it week after week.
Another thing.
Oh, people really care that I'm beefing with Pete Davidson.
I'm going to lean all the way in with this Pete Davidson shit.
He gets it, dude.
All he wants is attention.
Yep.
He is a vacuum for it.
And maybe he's doing it because there's an album rollout.
Maybe he's doing it because he's sad.
Maybe he's doing it because he's having a mental episode.
But it's undeniable his ability to get everybody in at least the United States talking about it.
Is there a chance all three of them are okay with everything?
Yo, I've thought about that.
Go on that.
Like, if I'm Kim, my entire career has been drama.
The entire show, and they got a new streaming deal is, oh, there's so much craziness happening in my life.
Why don't you watch it unfold on the show?
Yep.
So she got no problem with this.
Yep.
If you're Pete, think about your level of fame when Kanye starts attacking you online.
Even if he's not privy to it all and knows about it in advance, I bet he's cool with it.
Kanye West is jealous of me.
Think about the fucking level that puts you on.
And SNL credit not supposed to get you this.
They're supposed to get you a couple movies that people probably don't see.
Who was the last breakout star before Pete on SNL?
Sudeikis, Kristen Wigg.
That's 10 plus years ago.
He got an SNL credit and now he's being mentioned.
Dude, Eddie Murphy is the last guy I remember being mentioned like this from SNL.
Yo, this is so true.
And is it true gender equality?
Because Pete has slept his way to the top.
Yes.
We hear all the time about women sleeping their way to the top.
I don't know what woman slept their way to the top.
I know women who have slept their way to like the middle or the upper echelon of the top.
But what woman really slept her way to the top?
And this motherfucker is Nancy Reagan.
Yeah.
Yo, is Pete the Nancy Reagan of whatever we're talking about?
What are we talking about here?
Sleeping your way to the top.
Celebrities?
Sleeping your way to the top?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is he the Nancy Reagan of fucking.
Yes.
Unbelievable.
And she was the first lady.
She got to give tours of the White House and shit.
Pete don't even got to give tours of Kanye's old crib.
We seen it.
Right?
We seen it.
We know it doesn't have a hot tub.
Yeah.
It doesn't have a hot tub.
Yeah, that was the first crack in the foundation of their marriage.
Man, that shit is the funniest video.
You ever see that one?
Where Kim goes, like, Kim goes, yeah, and you know, we don't even have a hot tub.
And then Kanye goes, Can you believe?
Can you believe it?
We don't even have a hot tub.
That's when I was like, oh, this is starting to crack right here.
There it goes.
It's over.
It's over.
So, yeah, I don't know, man.
What do you think about what he did with Cuddy, though?
Who's Kid Cuddy?
Okay, don't do this.
Someone needs to explain to me.
You might have heard of Kid Cuddy if you listen to like the oldie stations on the radio.
Like that, they probably got some Kid Cuddy.
What is a Kid Cuddy song that came out?
I just want to say, you did this at the group chat and we got you there.
Okay, you can't do this.
No, no, no.
Just tell me what is Kid Cuddy.
I did it.
Honestly.
Oh, no, I know this one.
Everything that grinds gotta be gold.
That shit.
I kill that shit.
I can hear the glitters just push.
Stop glitching.
No, no, not very naked ladies.
I don't know Kid Cuddy's music.
Yes, you do.
I know there's a song Day and Night.
Oh, that's that.
That's that.
That's the one I think I'm singing.
The Lonely Soldier.
Osama bin Laden got his house storming music.
That's not the lyrics at all.
We shot his wives and we shot him at night.
Because they were complicit with his silly fight.
Okay.
It's terrorism.
Okay, so you do know him.
You do know Kid Cuddy.
Doesn't he?
Isn't that Kid Cuddy, dude?
I think we got that shit to be.
What is Kid Cuddy?
What is Kid Cuddy?
Bro, Kid Cuddy's a performing.
I don't know what he is.
I don't know why people care.
I see him in the dresses.
Okay.
He's a Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter.
So is Bjork.
So is Bjork.
So many letters came out of the game.
So is Bjork.
There's an insane amount of letters.
Day and night.
Is he Bjork for rap?
Is he the Bjork of rap?
What is Bjork the Bjanni?
Just some fucking dumb bitch from Iceland that wears stupid shit for no reason, and people go, wow, I think they're an artist.
Bjork said that.
That's a dude.
No, Bjork is a girl.
She wore a swan.
Yeah, Bjork is a girl, though.
Yeah.
Fine ass girl.
Oh, bad.
Is that what Kid Cuddy is?
Back to the bottom.
No, he's not the best.
That's probably the first time.
He's got two turntables and a microphone.
What's that?
Kid Cuddy ain't never met no turntables and a microphone.
Yo, Kid Cuddy, dude.
God, bro.
What is Kid Cuddy?
Can everybody explain this to me?
What do you mean, what is he?
I need to know why.
He's a musician.
He's a rapper.
He's a rapper, but why does he have some like.
Because he said some wild shit.
He goes, everybody knows I was the best part of your albums.
Okay.
Yeah.
Who's everyone?
It depends what album you're talking about.
Yes, it does.
Which album?
Which album was he the best part of?
Kids see ghosts.
Didn't they just do that together?
Yeah, yeah.
Wasn't that considered a trash album?
Am I wrong?
Anyone listen to Kids See Ghosts?
Alex?
808 on Heartbreak.
Yeah.
Ooh, that was recent.
That was very recent.
What year was that?
2009.
Explaining Kid Cuddy's Rise00:14:43
It was a while ago.
Yeah, has Kid Cuddy put out any music recently?
Shifty likes Kid Sea Ghosts.
Mr. Rager, bro.
That came out like 2019.
I did not hear about that, so it can't be a big deal.
Yo, can I ask y'all a question?
That's your metric.
I'm the most in-touch guy from him.
I forgot.
I coach is the metric for rap music in America.
I'm the guy.
I'm really.
I'm the code.
He comes in and he sits down next to me, like, taps in my key.
He taps on my computer.
He goes, Hey, Mark, what's up, buddy?
I didn't do that.
Quick question.
That's not fair.
What is screw music?
That's true.
That's true.
I got drills.
You can't see how I got drill and screw.
Why is Eric Adams trying to get some of these?
It's very similar things.
Drill?
Screw.
These are synonyms.
Screw.
I was saying quiet because I was like, I don't know what the fuck screw me in, bro.
It's a new one.
We got a new one, bro.
Screw me.
Y'all ain't gonna tell me about this?
That's not P. Screws are weird.
That's not P.
That shit was Paul Wall and them.
Shopping screw.
Shop and screw.
Drill and screw.
That shit is synonyms.
You can't see how I got mixed up.
What?
Mike Jones.
Who?
Mike Jones.
There you go.
Mike Jones.
Oh, bro.
Hey, bro, what you talking about?
How do you know nothing?
How do you know hammer music, bro?
How many different tools we got, bro?
Come on.
I got drill music.
I got screw music.
Okay?
Come on, now.
Yeah, bro.
Come on, dog.
Come on, bro.
You ain't got nothing to do.
I got protractors.
I got xylophones.
What's the music?
That's an instrument.
Fuck, that's an instrument.
Jesus Christ Worth 10.
Allen, when you knew it had a tool, ratchet shit.
That's a tool.
Figure out new things to do besides tools.
Come on now.
If anybody be talking about tools, it's the Mexicans.
What are you trying to say?
They be knowing construction terms?
Oh, because they be building shit.
Yeah, damn bro, that seem kind of racist, bringing the hangings into this for no reason.
I didn't say it was their career, I just got other people build shit.
White people build shit too.
What y'all built in the last hundred years, in the last hundred?
Yeah very uh, your successful right-wing media force that's been able to push forward our agenda and make sure that we bring uh freedom to the people once again.
Jesus Christ dude, about that.
As my buddy, that's my bad.
If you're the Gen Z bro, you know everything about rap music.
I honestly don't know what Kid Cutty does.
I know he's in movies sometimes and every time I see him there and i'm like he's not famous enough for how bad he is at acting to be here.
What was it?
Hey, can we be honest?
That wedding dress that is robbing been done.
It's been done.
That Ben, done it.
That's yo that is older than screw music.
Yeah, you want to talk about dinosaurs.
You want to talk all this dinosaur talk?
Okay you, you did the whole.
I'm gonna wear a wedding dress for clout thing corny, super corny, y'all like that.
Wait, that's your hero, bro.
He was doing, Kurt Cobain, that your hero dog Kurt, did it first.
Yeah, he was paying homage.
Stop paying homage, stop Dick riding, stop dick riding.
Oh, I like the energy out here, dick riding.
I like the energy.
No, for real, don't say yo.
Why is it that these young millennial white kids love soft ass black dudes so much?
Because they're not.
Because that black people are not scared.
Why you love emasculated black men?
Why you got to emasculate black men for them to be famous and successful.
Have you seen where rap music came from?
That's fire.
What are you talking about?
Funk Master Flex wearing like frilly shirts?
They were all super gay back in the day.
No, what are you talking about?
You crazy bro, you crazy.
Adidas track suits dog yeah, Adidas track suits.
The Flexor Nwa in a freaking wedding gown.
You're talking about Grandmaster Flash.
You don't even know their names.
That's his yo, you just screw music right there.
That's you dummy, real tough.
Now one picture.
Look at you, keep going, keep going, bro.
This is how rap music started.
Nah nah, nah.
Those guys dressed like the village people bro, let me see, this is what rap music came from.
All right, and we're just getting back to that.
The truth, the roots them, that's fire.
Every one of them gay bitches, bro.
They're all wearing leather pants.
That motherfuckers stormed the capital, bro.
Every one of them in that goddamn picture was there.
Look at that outfit he's wearing in the front, that bud light.
That guy was there, front row.
Stop hating those dudes.
Get pussy.
That's my point.
We're going back to it.
Kid Cuddy gets pussy.
No, kid Cuddy dresses like he gets yes, he does like pussy.
All emotional and sad.
All these black dudes that y'all look up to.
What's going on over here?
There's some racism making agenda, real talk.
That's, get out what y'all are, get out, y'all get out.
Why do you need black men to be all hyper masculine?
I need black men to be whoever the fuck they want to be exactly, not dressing like white ladies.
Why is that bad?
Yeah, why is that bad?
He's dressed like Kurt Cobain.
He's dressing like a white lady.
He's dressed like Kurt Cobain.
Court Cobain was trying to dress like a white lady.
Whatever his name is bro, Kurt Cobain was trying to dress like a white lady dog.
He definitely wasn't dressing like no minority.
He's from Seattle right yeah okay, so he was trying to dress like a white woman.
So that's even worse.
So wait what kid?
Cuddy's trying to dress like a white man, trying to dress like a white woman.
That's double white, but that's what he wants to do.
That's beautiful.
Be white.
He wants to do that, bro.
I love Cuddy.
Bro, he won mad Grammys for what?
So Mechalimo.
Day and night.
What's that song about?
Day and night.
That's the day.
The whole day.
You just described the whole fucking day.
Exactly.
That's everything.
What?
What?
Everything?
Every day.
You just described every day.
What about it?
Bro, there's day and then day and night.
What else?
The Lonely Stoner seems to.
What's the last words?
Free his mind at night.
Yeah.
The Lonely Stone.
Why are you including the day in that?
Why'd you say at night?
At night.
At night.
That's how it makes sense.
The Lonely Stoner seems to free his mind at night.
There you go.
See how that makes sense?
You can't even declare that shit.
Seems to.
If you disagree, I understand.
Say what it is.
That's a good point.
Bro, Kid Cuddy makes music for people that have been through it.
He seems to.
Binware.
Benware.
Benware.
I'm going to get it, bro.
It's unbelievable.
It's for people like me and Cuddy that have been through real time.
It's for bachelorette parties.
Every fucking bachelorette party, they're playing that stupid song, Guaranteed.
They relate to this so much.
I'm such a Lonely Stoner.
I need a smoke.
We need to go to sleep at night.
Yo, yo, yo, right?
Soft.
He's unoriginal, dog.
Everything about this guy has been done.
He's an angsty white guy in a black guy body.
He dressed like Herco Bain.
He dressed like the Madonna or the fucking Dennis Robin wedding dress.
What's original about this man?
Tell me something.
Mark, you don't know anything about him.
That's a white thing to say.
That's what he said.
You don't get me.
You don't understand me.
We do understand you, boy.
We do understand you.
You're not that interesting.
If you have to wear a dress, you're not that interesting.
If you have to ever put on a dress, style over substance.
You're not that interesting.
Simple as that.
Mark, rebuttal?
Rebut?
Feel free to rebut.
Don't worry.
Why?
Because you have no rebuttal.
When you come back, it's just dumb.
Yeah, bro.
It's just dumb, bro.
I'm just saying, bro.
Do something interesting.
Be a vampire.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, Playboy Cardi, I get it.
Playboy Cardi is a fucking legend, dude.
This guy's the truth.
This guy makes music.
That's original.
Vamp life.
Wow.
That was good.
That was good right there.
Come on, son.
Yo, y'all gotta learn more about the next generation.
You're not all here, bro.
Vampi.
Vampi.
Pull the cut.
Pull the jacket off.
Pull the jacket off.
Vamp life.
Vamp life.
No.
It's vamp life for life.
And you know what?
It's going to be long life because we vampires.
We don't die out there.
Vamp life.
Vamp life.
Kid Cuddy ain't got no vamp life.
Kid Cuddy don't even gotta call somebody.
Kid Cuddy can't even engage his fans.
How do Kid Cuddy?
How does he engage his fans?
What does he do?
Everybody, unite.
What does Kid Cuddy do to unite all his fans?
What could he possibly do?
Nothing, bro.
Nothing.
What could he possibly do?
I was just laughing.
Describe how the world revolves around the sun.
Day and night, bro.
What does he do?
How does Kid Cuddy bring them all together?
He's not Playboy Cardi.
He'll never be Playboy Cardi.
Never, ever in his life.
I wish Kid Cuddy would come up to Playboy Cardi talking shit.
I wish he would come up to us to vamps talking shit.
Come up here, Kid Cuddy, talking shit.
I swear to God.
I swear to fucking God.
I'm not playing no more with Kid Cuddy, bro.
If he comes for us one more time, it's on.
It's literally on, bro.
I swear to God, I smell blood in his fucking veins.
What do you do when you smell blood?
I want to suck it out.
I want to fucking suck it out.
Where are you going to suck it from?
Literally, I can feel my canines growing just because I'm getting so angry trying to defend my Lord and Savior.
You really dressed up like Kyl Dracula for this shit too, son.
It's fire, the hair, and everything.
I'm not playing around right now, Al.
I'll fucking bite you.
I'll fucking bite you.
You thought that big ass collar is going to stop me from getting hit that neck?
Is that what you thought?
I'm not ready for Vampire.
I'm not ready for Vampire.
I'm Kyny County.
I'm not there yet.
Okay, final thoughts on what she wants to do.
Kanye is a genius.
Okay.
Playboy Cardi is the GOAT.
Okay.
Kid Cuddy is a nobody.
A nobody.
All right.
Okay.
And that's it.
Name four songs from Kid Cuddy.
What about Pete?
Pete Davidson?
Yeah.
Stop bullying Pete, yo.
Yeah.
You ain't do nothing wrong but come on your wife.
Okay, oh my gosh.
Or in or in.
Possibly.
Possibly.
What's got me?
Come on there.
Why you mad?
Why you mad?
Big ass dick just going to town on your wife?
Who cares, bro?
Wow, you get up.
I will say this seriously.
Pause that shit.
I will say it seriously.
If, if, but if Pete comes from Playboy Cardi's ex that's crossed on a line.
What's that girl's name?
Iggy Zalia.
IggyZalia.
Send that.
Pamp's not having that.
Vamps are not having that.
That's not like you want to be a vampire right after the palest bitch on earth.
Ain't that funny?
What a fucking bomb.
I just got a lot of fun.
I saw you trying and I was like, oh, no.
I was ready, dude.
I was ready to fucking go, dude.
But can we move on from Kid Cutter?
Guys, in all seriousness, can we actually take this serious?
Yeah, in all seriousness, can we take this serious?
Yeah.
Okay, there's truckers in Canada.
The truckers haven't even moved.
How are you going to pivot?
The truckers in Canada haven't even moved.
What?
Stupid.
No, this is an important transition.
The truckers are just standing there.
Okay, the cars aren't even moving.
Being racist.
Do you know how confusing this is to the Muslim world that they're not running over innocent people?
They're just sitting there.
Do you know they're just sitting there?
What?
You know, Cuddy made a compilation album where every song goes into the next one perfectly.
So did he just do that?
I feel like we could use that a little bit.
He made an album where what happens?
Every song goes perfect is a compilation album.
In on the moon, it's just like every song goes right in the next one.
Like that's never been done before.
I'm just saying, it's brilliant.
It hasn't really been done to hip-hop like that.
I don't know.
You say hip-hop like that.
You can use that on this kingdom.
We go and transition, transition along the way.
Yeah, that just transitioned perfectly.
It just transitioned perfectly into the next topics, which is the truckers.
Who have been moved starting this weekend and arrested?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
They're not arrested.
We got to go say that.
They moved them, though.
They moved them.
Wait, what?
What did you just say?
I swear to God, did you really just tell me that?
Did they screw together?
They can't get bigger, bro.
I swear to God.
Are they coming after my drug?
Yeah, they are.
Is this Playboy Cardi?
What?
This is Playboy Cardi.
This is from his first album.
What's it called?
This is from his first album.
What is this called?
The Long Night.
Bro, It's called Danny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The law's just called Danny.
This is from, yeah, this is from Playboy Cardi's first album, Posthumous, because he's dead.
He's a vampire.
That's true.
And dude, it's fire.
Dude, he's the best, bro.
He's the fucking best.
What is your favorite Playboy Cardi song?
You know what?
I just know.
When I feel it, I just love it.
I don't even ask for that.
You just feel it in your soul.
You just move.
What is your favorite Playboy Cardi song?
I don't know.
I can't ask how about black music.
Shooter.
Shoot it?
That's what I came out to for the last like song.
I remember recommending that to you.
Yeah, Chifty, what's your favorite Playboy Cardi song?
Vamp Anthem.
Vamp Anthem.
Yeah, mine too.
I love that one.
Yo, Vampantham is fucking sick.
That should be making me go crazy, dog.
What?
You want to know the Vamp Anthem?
Yo, hit Van Van Anthem real quick.
I'll sing along to it.
You ready to bust it?
You ready to bust it?
Bram, Stokers.
That's all I got, baby.
Can we talk about these truckers?
Yes, can we talk about these truckers?
Proud of the Truckers00:02:35
They're trying to remove them all.
And you were tweeting about it this weekend.
I was.
I was very proud of the truckers.
And what were you proud of them for?
Just being right there.
Imagine being proud for the truckers and not Kit Cuddy.
Bro, come on.
What did Kit Cuddy ever do?
Guys, big news.
Infamous tour.
Toronto, it's back on.
Okay?
We knew it was never off.
We knew that the government would break.
Bunch of weak pussies running that Canadian government.
The great Canadian people will not stand for it.
Okay.
Whether it's the Truckers or whatever the fuck you guys were doing in Toronto, you made it happen.
The shows are back on.
The lockdowns are coming down.
And we will see you there.
Okay.
On March 4th and 5th, Meridian Hall.
I'm almost like, should we add another fucking show?
I don't know.
Add a show.
I don't know.
I got it.
People want it.
I know.
I know.
I mean, we're already going to be there.
You're already going to be there.
We're already going to be there.
Let's see.
Let's see.
If you guys want it, maybe we'll make it happen.
The venue is probably freaking out.
They're like, we only have three weeks.
How the fuck can we sell out another show?
How long did it take for the first three?
Bitch.
Bitch.
Anyway, Toronto, we love y'all.
Also, Vancouver, we rescheduled those shows.
So those shows are going to be May 6th.
And then Winnipeg and Calgary, we're working that out.
We got to find another date for those.
I'm sorry, but some shit got fucked up.
It is what it is.
We will see you also, Infamous Tour.
Again, this is the end of the Infamous Tour.
Birmingham, New Orleans, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Montreal.
We'll be back up there at New York City.
We're adding a second show.
New York City, go get that right there.
And then finishing up in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
TheandrewSchultz.com.
Get those tickets if they're still available.
ASAP.
Arkash, what you got?
Yo, So Cal, I'm coming through.
I'm doing a run.
Bring that ass through this Sunday.
I'm going to be at an Oxnard at Levity Live.
February 23rd, I'm going to be in Irvine, California at the improv.
February 24th, I'm going to be in Ontario, California at the improv.
25th, LA proper.
I'm coming through.
Dynasty Typewriter Theater.
Bring that ass through.
Vancouver, I'm coming to March 11th.
Biggest venue I've ever done.
Let's sell that bitch out, add a second show.
One show is not enough in Vancouver, quite frankly.
After that, March 18th through 20th, I'm going to be in San Antonio at LOL Comedy Club back in Texas.
April 1st and 2nd, in Austin at Vulcan Gasco.
April 8th and 9th, Tampa Improv.
I'm coming through.
I'm coming back to Florida.
And then April 22nd and 23rd, you know the big boys, Toronto Royal Theater, four theater shows.
Let's sell all them bitches out.
Go to AkashSing.com for tickets.
Also, thank you.
Bring back a poo.
1 million views in one week.
Let's fucking go.
Selling Out in Vancouver00:05:02
Let's keep going.
Let's get back to the show now.
All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because it's Valentine's Day.
We're recording this on Valentine's Day, okay?
When you're watching, it's the day after, but we're recording this on Valentine's Day, and that means we're going to have to stop this episode so we can pop a blue chew because ladies need to get served dick.
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Come on.
What did Kid Cuddy ever do?
Bro, he overcame depression, dude.
He built the communities for so many people that are facing problems bigger than themselves.
He built the community.
That community didn't exist.
He's a hero.
Depressed communities didn't exist.
He's a hero.
He's done more than the trucking.
He overcame being sad, bro.
Yes.
Bro, you guys haven't been through what we've been through, dude.
He overcame being sad.
He became rich and successful and somehow managed to become not sad.
That's what we've been through, bro.
Oh, shit, dude.
Me and Cuddy have been through a lot.
Oh, shit.
This man looks beautiful.
Oh, my God, dude.
Put a wedding dress on that kid.
That guy's ready to go, dude.
Wait a minute.
Is that what his whole thing is?
It's just overcoming depression?
A little bit, yeah.
Pretty part of it.
Okay.
That's what's up.
You know, that's never been done in the history of entertainment.
Yeah, especially in music.
Has anybody ever talked about depression or being sad in music before?
I don't think so.
Definitely not, right?
I mean, what the fuck do you think Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band was about, dude?
What the fuck do you think it was about?
Al, do you even know what band made that song?
I have no idea what the fuck you just said.
The Beatles.
You've never heard of the Beatles?
I heard of the Beatles.
Elton John?
I heard of Elton.
John Stamos?
Stamos.
What about the Truckers?
What?
What about the Truckers?
Let's talk about them, dude.
They're getting back on the roads.
Why are you proud of them?
Say again.
Why are you so proud of them?
I'm proud that they stood for something that I agree with.
Yeah, which is and the mandates.
Yes.
You guessed really well on that.
I saw you question your answer as you were answering.
And the mandates.
I don't like any more mandates.
Okay.
You're over.
Any mandate at all or only around vaccine code?
Actually, there are some mandates that I do like.
Like what?
I like when I was going to school when I was younger, they said that if you buy Kid Cuddy, that you get raped by the basketball team.
That's not true.
That was never a law anywhere.
That was a mandate in my school.
Brute College Campus High School.
If you bought a Kid Cuddy album, that was a real mandate right there.
Real talk.
That was great.
Yeah, you have a mandate in the bathroom where they rape you.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
The basketball team.
What about which I was the captain of?
Okay.
And you want to wear a wedding dress?
We're going to make it your wedding night.
Okay.
Everything you ever dreamed of is going to happen right now.
It's going to feel like a day in the suicide drills right there.
Oh, man.
Suicide.
That's a crucial shit.
I'm not going to be the only one giving up, but that was good.
The suicide, the runner, david.
Come on, y'all.
I swear to you.
If they don't fucking laugh, you just.
Hit it, guys.
Dressing guys.
Oh, my God.
Vamp life, baby.
It's vamp life.
Let's go.
We're not playing around out here.
Okay?
Is motherfucking vamp life.
Grab it in his throat.
Is Connie going to leave you off Donda 2?
Say what?
Is he going to leave you off Donda 2?
There's been speculation.
Wait, no, really?
Yeah, there's been speculation.
So basically, I was supposed to be on Donda 2.
Right.
What happened?
I gave him my verse.
And he wasn't a fan.
No.
Yeah.
He asked me to redo the verse, and I told him that I wasn't going to do that because I thought it was the best thing for the song.
Because you're one take Sheltie.
I'm one take Sheltie.
I went into the booth.
I did my fucking thing.
There's one thing we know about Andrew.
It's one take.
It's one take for everything.
That's who I've loved.
Definitely a lot of the ads.
Okay, and even sometimes long-form conversations on this podcast.
Sometimes we have to have another take.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30 minutes.
But what was the verse you submitted?
What did you say?
I was just doing a lot of the vamp stuff, and it was just like, I don't know.
He just, he didn't think that actually fit the album because he's more of a man of God now.
And I'm a man of vamp.
Yeah, yeah, you're a vamp.
I'm a vamp.
Oh, it wasn't the lyrics about his wife getting filled up.
The One Take Sheltie Rule00:04:07
Jeez.
Ow.
He might have had a little pushback on that.
I mean, look, I'm not going to say it wasn't.
He's turning off to that.
You know what I mean?
I also, I thought that he might kind of like it for that reason, but it is possible.
Yeah.
Is that why he calls Pete Skeet?
Because he's skeeting on his way.
Yes, obviously.
He's not even insulting him.
He's describing him.
Yes.
That shit makes so much sense.
Yeah, it's not even bullying.
He's a cuck.
It's just descriptive.
It's descriptive.
He's angry that he can't be there to watch.
He's like, I want back into my house.
This is the issue for him.
He's not close enough.
He got in the house next door and he just puts his hand up to like a little fucking Campbell soup can and that string runs right into the bedroom.
So he's just got to listen to it.
Miles, he's got to listen to the cunt come out.
And that's the best that he can do.
His generation don't know.
You think he'd be listening like Miles fucking doodling as Kim's getting.
He's drawing it.
Yeah.
He's drawing it the whole time.
Miles, there you go.
What do you got right there?
What do you got?
You got a keyboard?
No, we were talking about a hypothetical scenario.
If you were actually listening, you would know what the fuck we're talking about.
We caught him again, huh?
Yeah.
What are you listening to right now?
Miley Cyrus?
I've been waiting for one of those.
I know it had to drop.
Yeah, it had to drop.
Okay, in all seriousness, can we talk about the truckers?
Yeah.
Okay, so these truckers have been trucking.
And no, no.
And I do, I am very supportive of the truckers.
I love the fact that they stood up for it.
I love the fact that most of them are even vaccinated.
They're like, this is bullshit.
No more mandates.
Let's open up this goddamn country.
And I think they aspired a lot of us in America and around the world that, hey, if we actually want the country to get open or our countries to get open, then we're going to have to go out there and do something.
Is this the most relevant Canada has ever been?
Come on.
I hit a fireplace.
Yo, in real time.
When he said that, I was like, I'm right.
That's how I know I'm right.
That's the exclamation point.
That is real talk.
You hit it.
You hit it.
That's the only way I knew how to respond.
Vamp.
So is this the most relevant Canada's ever been?
It might be, bro.
Bro, Canada, this is the most global impact they've ever had.
That's fine.
I don't give a fuck, dog, in Australia.
They're protesting because of all that.
Outside of Drake, this is it.
This is their impact on the world.
100%.
And with Drake, it's about Drake.
Yes.
With this, it's about Canada.
And we all agree.
They have the balls to go out there and do it, and they have the disposition to do it.
Americans were too angry when we protest.
There's no way that an American protest like that wouldn't turn violent very quickly.
But out there, they're like, hey, they're like outsmarting the rules.
So they made up this rule that you couldn't bring gas canisters to the truckers.
Right?
They're like, if you bring any gas over them, you'll get arrested or fined or something like that.
So the whole community bought gas canisters and walked around on some you can't arrest us all shit.
Oh shit.
They said you couldn't honk their horns.
So what they do, they gave them little kid toys that made like the squeaky sounds.
They keep finding ways around the rules so that they won't, I guess, get fined or punished or like, you know, put in jail, but they can still be out there protesting.
And they keep on hammering down, hey, we're not going to be violent.
We're not going to break the rules.
We're just going to be here and be an inconvenience until they actually make change.
Civil disobedience.
Civil disobedience.
Got it.
Fucking Gandhi shit right there.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
So, yeah, it's just, it is awesome to see.
And I wonder if that's why Ontario is lifting the...
I know it's not happening in Ontario.
It's happening in Ottawa.
But still, I wonder if that influence has made other parts of the country go, shit, we got to stop this.
This is going to get too big.
Even if you don't care about the specific mandate they're protesting, which is like truckers leaving the country to America have to be vaccinated to get back in.
Even if you don't care about that, you agree overall that the government is overreaching.
So you're supportive of them.
You're like, yeah, I'm with them.
That's how they got the public on their side.
Because the government went too far in everything.
If it was just one thing and we're all allowed to wear masks and live our lives, you'd be like, yeah, I guess.
100%.
But since we're all kind of like, yeah, fuck this.
It's too much.
Open shit up, especially Canada.
Open shit up.
Stop being scared of a fucking flu.
Now we're like, yo, I fuck with these guys.
100%.
Even if you don't agree completely, you agree with them.
You agree with them and you're glad someone's doing it.
Double Negatives and Politics00:09:01
I don't know what just happened.
What was it?
What was it?
I don't know.
Come?
I'm not sure.
Maybe it was blood.
Yeah.
It could have been blood.
I'm hoping.
Speaking of which, happy Valentine's Day.
I don't know if I wished you a happy Valentine's Day yet.
Oh, thank you.
Happy Valentine's Day.
I'll go.
No, happy Valentine's Day again.
Happy Valentine's Day to you, Mark.
Did you have a good Valentine's?
Yeah, so far it's pretty good.
Did you guys post your girlfriends and wives?
Not yet, huh?
Not yet.
Pieces of shit.
Real pieces of garbage, bro.
It's just one day.
You're going to definitely post.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Akash got that shit.
Yeah.
I need it in the morning, though.
That's the thing.
So they've out there.
Yeah, they need it in the morning.
We Indians, we do everything late, bro.
Don't worry about us.
Yeah, okay.
We're going to see about all that.
We're going to see about it all.
We're going to see.
Andrew posted twice.
I posted twice because Instagram was hating.
But what do you mean?
Hating love, bro.
I had a whole fucking carousel that put together, and Instagram just made the last five picks the same pick.
Yeah.
We saw you were just like people's faces.
Just like.
Say again.
Paris.
Paris.
Yeah.
And it looked like it was just about me.
Because it's the one pick you can barely even see my girl in.
I'm like kind of blocking her.
So it looks like the post is about me completely.
So I'm like, fuck.
And it's my girl's birthday and Valentine's same day.
You guys know this with telling the people at home, obviously.
So I'm fucking up her Valentine's and birthday post.
Yeah.
Right.
Right after I took her to St. Bart's for the weekend and had explosive diarrhea the entire time.
The entire time.
What do you mean?
I got a stomach virus.
I might have got it here before I left and then just pissed shit out of my asshole for three straight days.
Wait, you think you got it here?
I might have gotten it here.
Not the island you were on?
No, because the island is Hawaii, people.
No, no, no.
The only reason I think I got it here is because my friend's wife also had a similar bug.
So I'm wondering if I got it here and then just took it there.
Because she didn't get it at all.
It wasn't for any food that we ate.
And we were around each other the entire time.
Maybe her stomach's just stronger than mine, but like I was fucked.
Dude, we went for a walk on the beach.
We went down the beach.
I literally said, I have to turn around now or else I'm in a shit outside of Nikki Beach in front of all these people fist pumping.
I had to run down the beach.
They bought something?
Baywatch.
Baywatch, right?
I'm running down the beach and people are trying to look, what's going on?
And I run into the bathroom for the fourth time, the bathroom attendant, this poor little lesbian girl with shaved sides of her head, just sitting in my fucking stench.
Unisex bathroom.
Unisex bathroom.
Female bathroom attendant?
That's a little wild.
Wait, really?
Yeah, Just sitting in my fucking stench.
And I was just peeing out of my ass.
You didn't give her a heads up?
Like, yo, you must have.
Oh, she do.
I started grabbing my stomach.
And it ripped a grenade.
It's like, yo, dude, for cover.
I give her 40 bucks.
That's what I did.
I was like, you're going to smell a lot of shit today, sweetheart.
It was bad, dude.
Just fucking liquid shit for three straight days.
Anything I ate, shit immediately afterwards.
Yeah.
Did that change your diet at all?
Where you're like, yo, I should maybe go easy.
Boy, I had to eat some bread.
Sorry, fellas.
Whoa, whoa.
You look like you, brother.
I know.
I know.
I packed it on a little bit.
But that was the only thing that would soak it up.
No, he just means you look happy.
Yeah, exactly.
You came back brick, dude.
What about you guys?
Did you guys do anything over the weekend for Valentine's?
Yeah, we went shopping, got a little Valentine's gift.
Jewelry store.
This place that we always couldn't afford.
It was like this fancy place in like Princeton.
You know, these rich old money people.
Yeah.
I was like, let's go there, buy a couple things.
Ooh.
Was she happy?
Yeah, dude.
She was happy.
And I said, let's celebrate Saturday because Monday we got this.
Then we got a party later for your wife for her birthday.
So I was like, let's celebrate Saturday.
Also, you want to stay off of Valentine's for the celebrations.
Yeah, the restaurants are just going to kill you for the same food.
They're going to charge a double.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Getting flowers the same day.
Impossible.
Impossible.
That's possible.
I don't think that's impossible.
I think that's.
Wait, who are you getting flowers for?
Do you have a Valentine's?
Do you have a Valentine's note?
Okay.
That was an angry one.
Yeah, that was super angry.
My fucking jaw just got displayed right there.
No, and Valentine's?
Who would have thought?
Real expensive, too, though.
Okay, so, and then did you?
What about you?
Yeah, we just went to dinner.
Had like a nice chill weekend.
Slept in.
I slept 14 hours one day.
God bless you.
Yeah, it was positive for you.
Yeah, for you.
God bless you.
Yeah, it was a piece of shit.
What's your name?
I was just out in LA celebrating the Super Bowl week.
Without her?
Yeah.
Come on.
That is unfucking, dog.
What's your plan today?
Like when it got the AR reading test, everyone read the book.
He's on the business trip, babe.
It's a business trip.
It's a business.
It just so happens to be the Super Bowl.
It was business.
It was business.
I saw you're posting your story.
You're at fucking parties all weekend.
She doesn't care about football.
Exactly.
But you said don't celebrate on Valentine's Day.
So I'm black.
Did you also say that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go back with this knowledge that I'm going to be doing.
I'm like, you were calling shit Valentine's Day, and you know it.
Yeah, exactly.
You ain't celebrating no Valentine's Day.
No, I think he hit it right.
He said Valentine's Day.
He's at Valentine's, dude.
What the fuck's going on?
Yeah, something's up, dude.
It's that collar, bro.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, he's so refined.
I take this shit.
Yo, I'll got money, bro.
Yo, Aliphor.
Money.
I saw that party in LA.
Yeah.
I saw that party.
It was kind of nice.
In the mountains, bro.
Yeah, you're up there, huh?
Shout out to Todd Johnson.
To who?
Todd Johnson.
Who's that?
That was a white guy, probably Todd.
Well, Johnson, black ass last name, so maybe.
That shit all black ass last name.
Yeah, Johnson.
I never met a white Johnson in my life.
What about Johnson and Johnson?
Johnson and Johnson.
Yeah, but that's because it's double negative.
Johnson and Johnson.
Two black last names make a white last name.
Ooh.
Johnson and Johnson.
Two negatives.
It's double negative.
Positive.
Come on, guys.
Yeah, come on, dude.
One Johnson and black.
Damn, why?
Why do black names got to be the negatives, though?
Oh, shit.
Hey, that's just the rules of arithmetic, bro.
Don't ask me.
What do you want from me?
Yo, who decided that?
What?
Did two negatives equal a positive?
Like, if I'm multiplying negatives, I want that shit more negative, bro.
I think about this shit all the time, dude.
That's a great.
Yo, negative four times negative four?
That shit is negative 16.
That shit is made up, dude.
Yo.
Parentheses and then exponents.
Why?
Why does it got to be that one?
Hell yeah.
Who invented that?
Also, the little two up in the corner.
Why?
Why?
That's not square.
What is that?
That's just times little two.
Times little.
What's a little two worth?
Say what?
What's a little two worth?
Well, maybe this little one isn't the best example, but negative.
That's a great point, though.
Negative times native should be more negative, bro.
But then negative times positive is more negative.
Say again?
Negative four times four is negative 16.
No, negative times anything is negative.
It's negative, bro.
So negative four times negative four is the same as negative four times four?
Yep.
See, that's where it falls apart.
Nope.
They need to distinguish something.
It should be double negative.
It's double negative.
Double negative is a positive.
No, double negative is not a positive.
It's double negative.
Negative, I mean, yeah, negative.
I feel uncomfortable with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, what I'm saying is, like, in language, um, I can't not go means I have to go.
It's a double negative means a positive.
They just applied that shit to a math.
See how I killed that?
Bullshit.
Yeah, that's some real bullshit.
Yeah, I killed it.
Dude, what are your pronouns, bro?
Because you were just talking like you got a few.
You know what I mean?
That's just annoying, though.
Because you can use double negatives in math, but you can't use it in like a conversation the same way, though.
I just did.
No, but like if you say, like, if your girl's like, oh, do you want to go to dinner for Valentine's Day?
And you say, oh, I can't not go.
That's what Al said.
Then she's pissed.
Oh, no.
Al just said, I can't.
Exactly.
Al just did one regular negative.
She's just one negative.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
But like, you can't use it in a regular conversation.
Your girl will get pissed.
But if you do it in math, it's fun.
That's where I think it falls through.
That's where I agree with you.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
And you're starting to piss me.
We all checked out, but then he's like, no, I agree with you.
He's like, all right, now he's interested.
Your girl asks, hey, let's go to Valentine's Day.
Thank you.
Let's go.
It's much better.
Let's go to Valentine's Day dinner.
And if you say, oh, yes.
Yes.
And you say, I can't not go.
They mean the same thing, but she's going to interpret them differently.
Why would you interpret them differently?
If you say, I can't not.
I can't not go because I love you so much.
There you go.
Your girl asked you.
Can't not go means that you're not really into it.
Exactly.
Yeah, but honestly, when you multiply negative numbers, you're not really trying to be positive.
That's my point.
That's what I'm saying.
It's the same thing.
That's my point.
No, It's like when you say, I can't not go, it means you're going to go, but reluctantly.
When you multiply negative four by negative four, you don't want no positive coming out of that.
But you have to.
Exactly.
So it's the same shit.
We figured it out.
That's what negative numbers is, bro.
Reluctantly.
Hell yeah.
How many kids you want?
Negative two times one.
Or no.
Negative two times negative one, dude.
That's it.
Yes, that's how you got to answer shit from now on.
That's smart, actually.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
I appreciate it, Clarice.
We figured out this.
Do something, Kid Cuddy.
Kid Cuddy can't figure out no negative numbers.
He's just a kid.
Say what?
His whole life is a negative number.
That's all he is, a negative number.
Why CNN Hates Chappelle00:15:37
Which one?
Which one?
One.
Because he's lonely.
Oh, lonely.
Same number hits he had one.
Negative one.
God damn, you're going hard on him, bro.
Forgetting the pursuit of happiness.
I thought that was the game.
I thought we were just shitting on Kate Cuddy.
Wait, he was in the pursuit of happiness?
No, he made the song.
He was the homeless guy in the Pursuit of Happiness, bro.
Project X, that movie?
I'm on a movie.
He's in Project X.
No, they used his song as like the song.
The song.
That made that movie.
So his biggest accomplishment turns into song in a moderately successful movie.
Yo, that movie was fun to watch in theaters.
Fun to watch in theaters.
Moderately successful.
That was your.
He didn't say good movie.
He said that movie was fun to watch in theater.
He's doing right now.
Touching his tits.
I'm about to touch your tits too.
That's the rules over here at School Studios.
Yo.
If you touch your tits, you could get your tits touched.
Yeah.
Them is the rules.
All right.
Shout out to the truckers.
Shout out to the motherfucking people.
Can we get to the bottom of this trucker situation?
I think we did.
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Let's talk about this Chappelle thing.
Yeah.
Hit piece.
Another hit piece.
Another hit piece.
If you guys actually believe that Dave Chappelle killed housing development because there was affordable housing attached to it, you are out of your goddamn mind.
There's no in hell.
Impossible.
If you've seen the video, maybe you haven't even seen the video.
Maybe you just saw the headline.
He was against this development.
Yes.
But it's very important to note, and this was not included in the headline or many of the pieces that he was also against the initial development that did not have the affordable housing part in it.
Correct.
That affordable housing part was added afterwards, after Chappelle and many other people in the community pushed back on the development because they didn't like the fact that there was like a garbage dump in the middle of it.
There was concerned about traffic flow and water usage.
Like there was a lot of problems with development.
And what oftentimes these corporations do is they'll add something really adorable and almost virtuous to a development to make you side with it.
Yes.
Or to make you look bad.
If you disagree with it.
If you disagree with it.
And this is the same thing that happens with like bills in Congress, right?
Patriot Act.
Exactly.
You brought that up.
The Patriot Act.
So explain what happened with the Patriot Act.
The Patriot Act is basically a law that lets the government spy on everything you're doing, but they call it the Patriot Act.
So if you disagree with it, you're not a Patriarch.
And it's right after 9-11.
All you want to do is be a Patriot.
100%.
You can't be the Congressman that said no to the Patriot Act.
Exactly.
Because most people aren't even going to look into the bill.
No.
They're not going to look in it and says this means we have freedom to spy on everything that you do.
100%.
They're just going to see the headline, Akash saying vetoes Patriot Act.
How dare he?
This guy must not love America.
I don't love America at all.
And so that's basically what they did.
And I wouldn't be surprised if the developers, like PR system, actually put out the video.
Of Chappelle shutting it down.
But this is what he wanted and also what the community wanted.
Correct.
He's speaking on behalf of his people, which is the community in this case.
But the media latched on to it, I think, also because it's like, oh, here's a guy who's not, he's kind of easy to take down because he's being seen as transphobic.
He's been seeing as such a problem.
So not PC.
So let's just put this out there.
And we'll write in the article about liberal NIMBYism, which is not in my backyard.
He's like, I'll help people, but not if it's close to me.
And then you just get to take shots at him over and over.
And in reality, none of that is true.
And if you look at the people who retweeted this or the people who wrote these articles, it tells you everything about how they feel about Chappelle.
Yeah.
It tells you a lot more about the person retweeting than Chappelle.
Yes.
They're already looking for a reason to criticize Chappelle.
And this headline gave them the perfect reason to do it if they didn't look into the script.
Correct.
Now, to be fair, there wasn't a lot of information on this.
Like we really had to do some digging to find out exactly what happened.
But I just can't fathom.
I mean, can you guys fathom that Chappelle would knowingly on video shut down an affordable housing plant?
Yeah.
He's a thoughtful dude that's like extremely aware of optics.
He's not just going to go on in front of Cam and just like make himself look stupid.
Yeah.
He's too smart for that.
And that's how you know people have an agenda when you're already attacking somebody before any knowledge on the 100%.
So expose.
So if I'm him, I'm looking at everybody that's reposted, retweeted, ran another version of the article without looking into it or either like reaching out to him for comment or whatever.
I'm looking at every single person.
He probably is.
You think?
I think Chappelle.
I mean, if I'm him, I'm like, I'm like, oh, you guys are certifiable my haters.
Yeah.
Right here.
I know the journalists, the publications, and just the random like Twitter celebs.
Yeah.
Like you guys that are reposting, y'all don't want me to win.
Now I know.
Low-key, if I was him, I might drop it myself just to see who the haters are.
Knowing full well you're clean.
And when the truth comes out, you just expose everybody out there who you might have thought was the homie.
Anyone that's not going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Yeah.
Oh, you don't see the best in me?
That's interesting.
There was an NFL GM that did something similar.
It was a bunch of leaks.
So he had the first pick in the draft for the Browns, and he told a bunch of different people, different people he was going to draft.
And then whoever player got leaked, oh, they're going to draft this guy first.
He knew that.
He knew exactly who he told that guy.
And he was like, there's a leak right there.
Get rid of that guy.
Fire move.
That's some Tyrion shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right.
That is, yeah, that's fucking genius.
Yeah, so, yeah.
So this is, let Dave off the hook for this.
You think put out by the developer, though?
I think put out by the developer 100%.
Yeah, because they want the PR on their side so they can move forward with their bullshit bill that happens to, and I think you've said this.
One day there might be affordable housing.
They're not even guaranteeing affordable housing.
It's a plan to one day, maybe build it.
Yes.
On those 1.75 acres.
Yeah.
Like maybe if they, and it was a very small, but it was like 2% or 3% of the total development that was going to be dedicated to that.
It's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
And it worked for a day.
Yeah.
But luckily, people look into it and then they can expose it.
And I think that's why it's important we talk about these things.
Now, that being said, I would love to see Chappelle be this passionate about the Rogan hit piece.
Yeah, that hurt me, man.
That bummed me a little bit.
Because they're supposed to be homies.
I feel like if that's your homie and you know this man, bro, and he rode for you, you owe him that.
You owe him, I know this guy.
Y'all can say whatever the fuck you want, but I know this guy.
Yeah.
And he had my back because he knew me.
Yeah.
That I've been Googling.
You guys did arenas together.
Son, I keep Googling Chappelle and Rogan, and the thing that keeps popping up is Rogan defending Chappelle and not the other way around.
And yo, and we got to give some credit because Donnell put out a thing.
Donnell did, yo.
Shout out to him.
And I mean, shout out to Donnell.
Like, especially being a black dude coming out in that time right there.
Yeah.
I mean, that's brave, man.
Yeah.
100%.
That's super Chappelle, though.
Like, he doesn't really tweet that much.
Yeah, but he, yeah, maybe, maybe he's doing it on stage.
Maybe he puts out something that he normally puts out.
Write a piece, write an op-ed.
He's incredibly thoughtful, and he can usually, he can communicate better than most people on the fucking planet.
So just write an op-ed or just put it on your Instagram.
You have an Instagram page.
You can literally just type something on a note and then just post it.
There are ways to do it.
That's not the issue.
It's not like I really want to do this, but I can't.
There are many ways where a guy that's as famous as Dave Chappelle can communicate his support to a friend of his, right?
And he has a podcast.
Oh, that's right.
He has a podcast.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
I haven't listened, but maybe he did talk about it on it.
I'm not exactly sure.
But like in that moment, it would have been really helpful.
Yeah.
I think for Joe.
And if somebody that you've done business with and has, I mean, you've both really.
He's had your back.
Yeah, he's had your back.
That's all I'm saying.
It's like when you were going through that time of your life, he was on his podcast, biggest platform in the world, riding hard for you.
Yes.
And you know this man.
You guys have spent like extensive amount of time together.
And in the same way, you remember the people who jumped to shit on you if you put out that tweet, let's say, or like when that thing comes out, that video, you remember the motherfuckers who didn't have your back.
You also got to remember the motherfuckers who did have your back in your darkest moments.
And this is Joe's darkest moment.
100%.
100%.
Is there still time?
My bad.
And his darkest moment.
My bad.
My bad.
That's my bad.
He's on his own planet right now.
Y'all didn't watch the podcast.
Y'all didn't watch the podcast with him and Joe.
There was one moment I was fucking dying laughing.
I said some shit people told me after.
I was dying laughing.
They're discussing what happened to Joe.
And at one point, Akash said, it's like, yeah, you know, as comics, we got to look out for one another.
He goes, you know, Andrew always says, ape shall not kill ape.
And he just went.
So he jumped.
He didn't even think about the connection.
I'm so not racist.
Yo, what guy?
Dude, God, I can't help it.
I'm the least racist guy.
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
Think about these shits, man.
Did he react at all?
Did he say anything?
No, I don't think so.
No, it's just two not racist guys having a conversation.
Not even thinking about these things, bro.
All right.
Thank God for Spotify's rewind button, bro.
Because that was him.
Go back 10 seconds multiple times on that one right there.
Unbelievable.
And he put it on YouTube.
It's my fault.
Andrew always says it.
Andrew always says it.
You can say Caesar, motherfucker.
Why that guy be me?
Anyway, is it too late?
If he comes out and says something now.
No, because they're not done hating on Rogan.
Yo, these motherfuckers, I talked about that comic in India who got arrested for telling a joke, right?
This happened January 2021.
Nobody said shit.
No news articles, nothing.
I talk about it on Rogan.
All of a sudden, CNN has an article Saturday, three days later, talking about going to jail for telling jokes in India.
Cool that it's getting out there and really cool to see like, oh, that had like an impact.
Now they're defending comedians.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's cool to see like now it has an impact, but it bothered me as somebody who is very thankful for what Joe did for me.
It's like, yo, don't shit on this guy at every turn and try to destroy his credibility at every turn and then pluck news stories out from things you hear on his podcast.
That shit bothered me, dude.
No, they're fucked up.
They're trash.
Did you see CNN say that Rogan is the new January 6th?
Bro, unbelievable.
And then I think they switched the headline.
Was it you that pointed that out?
Dub pointed that out.
Dub pointed that out.
So the initial headline was that Rogan.
Joe Rogan saying the N-word is another January 6th moment.
Fucking crazy.
And then they switched it to why Joe Rogan's N-word is like so dangerous or something like that.
Exactly.
100%.
I mean, I screenshotted it.
You could see it on the writer's page as well.
And then it was just swap.
People are like, it's really unbelievable.
I wonder if they realize that it's all coming crumbling.
And it wasn't an opinion piece.
It was an analyst.
It was a CNN analyst.
I'm like, that's more.
Really?
Do they realize it's over?
Like, do they realize it's over?
CNN.
No.
What part over that?
We don't care about Rogan?
We don't care about it.
I know that people don't care about them and that they've lost all the faith.
So now it's just National Inquirer at this point and just saying whatever.
I really think so.
And maybe I'm operating in a bubble because, you know, we're podcasters and like we're on YouTube and we understand that there are more sources for news that might be a little bit more truthful or at least a little bit more objective.
That's possible.
But I wonder if they're ever looking at this like, wow, our viewership is down 50%.
Our brand has taken a massive hit and people do not trust the media right now.
And we are the media.
And that's literally the only reason why we watch, right?
Like, if you're the news, we got to trust you're going to give us some truth.
Yeah.
I think you're giving them too much credit.
I think it's a sinking ship and people on sinking ships aren't rational.
I think it's a sinking ship and they're thinking, oh, you know what buoyed our ship before?
It was Trump.
Trump was the fucking rising tide that lifted all of our boats.
We don't have Trump right now.
Let's make a new one.
So we just got to make somebody else Trump.
And why not the guy that's taking away from our listenership and viewership as much as anyone?
Yeah.
But why are they doing that?
Why are they trying to find another Trump instead of going back to what they were before, which was the first 24-hour news network where it was about to hit the quarterly earnings?
That's not fun.
That wasn't hitting anything.
Because 24-hour news has, now they've realized it has to be sticky.
It's not about the most newsworthy story.
It's about the story we'll tune into the most.
I remember this like 15 years ago.
I was in college.
It was that fucking balloon boy.
You remember the guy that the kid that got trapped in the hot air balloon across the world?
Then they found out they made the whole thing up.
We were fascinated by that story and it was on CNN all day.
And I was like, yo, aren't we at war right now?
How are we watching this fucking balloon boy?
And then I realized that's what we'll watch all day.
Well, I want to hear this unfold.
Oh, they love it.
Trump is always going to give you new things.
They're always going to try to make new things because he's not really giving them to you.
So let's find old things and then let's find new things.
Rogan is CNN's Pete Davidson.
Yo.
Interesting.
So the entertainment world, it's Pete.
Yeah.
And Kanye.
Yeah.
And Kim.
Those are the buzzwords or the buzz names.
And for news, it's fucking Rogan now, man.
He's the lightning rod.
Wow.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a shame.
It's a shame because, like, if that's all they have, they're not going to let up anytime soon.
Well, we could say also that was on the, you can go heavy on the opinion side.
And then the other side was COVID, where it was like, turn it on at any time.
It's like flashing breaking news.
Yeah.
This is now how you wash your hands.
They had a fucking death count.
And I'm a guy.
I took COVID seriously, but we don't need a fucking death ticker.
Yeah.
Every death you just add one to the board.
What the fuck is that?
Yeah.
Every episode was an in-memorium.
And now that COVID is over and Trump is gone, what do we have until 2024 where they're praying to God Trump runs again?
I promise you, they're going to cover him all the time.
All of a sudden, these little bans on Trump are going to be lifted and he's going to be like Democrats suddenly lifting COVID bans.
So there's no more COVID and there's no more Trump.
So Rogan replaces both of them actually.
Yes, because he gets to be the COVID misinformation guy and he gets to be the political opposition.
Yes.
Right.
Even though he's not, but that's how they're going to be.
Hogger's got that great thing.
I think all of us saw it with the fucking all the liberal things Joe Rogan has said.
Where he's like, I'm in favor of universal health care.
I love universal basic income.
And then he's like, I think we should pay more in taxes.
Fuck you for not, you Republican piece of shit.
We should help inner city community.
It's like every liberal thing you could possibly say.
I've never voted Republican in my life, he says.
But nobody's playing that.
Rogan as Political Opposition00:16:35
Yeah.
They won't play it.
See, and then they just need to get back to the news talking about sexy M ⁇ Ms, man.
Yeah, fired.
Take them on.
Take no from Tuck.
But I say that to say Chappelle saying something now would still carry weight because that's not going to let up anytime soon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's fair enough.
Yeah.
Ah, man.
It's just, it's just.
I wonder if Chappelle not saying something during all the racial outcry at Rogan was almost better just to like not put more heat on it.
Because if he's going to comment on it, he is going to be nuanced and thoughtful.
Yeah.
And he's going to address it in a way that's not going to alienate, obviously, like his black community.
Right.
And that might draw more attention to the situation at hand.
Yeah.
Whereas he's like, maybe I just lay off and then on the next round where they try to take Rogan out.
That's where I speak up.
It's a possibility.
Possibility.
Yeah.
I mean, I think that's just when you need it.
Like when everybody's calling you racist, you need the most famous black communicator on the planet.
That's true.
To go, hey, this guy isn't.
And here's why in the most convincing way possible.
Like that would be so fucking helpful.
Like Donnell said it and it was great.
Chappelle would say it in a way that all of us would be like, wow.
And Chappelle just has more value in people's minds and hearts than most people.
He's one of the most famous people on the planet for what he says and for his opinions.
So given that opinion, it's going to be massive.
Yeah.
And his, like you said, he's maybe the greatest public speaker in history.
Yeah.
So him addressing it publicly, he would say it in a way that all of them, that's not a shout at Donnell.
That's Chappelle's gift.
Yeah.
His eloquence.
No, what Donnell did was super brave.
Amazing.
Yeah.
He's super brave.
Yeah.
What else we got, boys?
Speaking of wars, are we going to war?
Is it happening?
That's a tricky one, man.
Can I ask you a real dumb question?
Yeah.
I need to know.
If Russia invades Ukraine, why is that such a big deal that suddenly we might be at war with Russia?
I'm not saying it's cool.
We made a promise to the Ukraine that if they give up their nuclear weapons, we would protect them.
Okay, got it.
They give up their nuclear weapons and then Russia just annexed Crimea.
We ain't protect them.
Right.
Now, Russia is saying right now that if Ukraine makes a move to join NATO, they would look at that as a threat in the region, and then that would be a conflict.
And they're also saying, but if they don't join NATO, then there's no reason why we should have any conflict, et cetera.
Now, why we would believe Russia, I don't know, right?
Russia just annexed fucking Crimea because they said they could.
The reality is, Russia probably will just steamroll through Ukraine because nobody else really gives a fuck.
America doesn't give a fuck.
Great Britain doesn't give a fuck.
I don't think the rest of the world or the global powers give a fuck enough to go to war, like world war, for the Ukraine.
Right.
Right?
And it's a really tricky situation because, of course, the Ukraine is like, well, I might as well join fucking NATO because these guys already annexed Crimea.
Why don't they take a little bit more?
Of course they're going to take a little bit more.
But now if you join NATO, we got to start banging for you.
But are we willing to go to war for you?
Yeah.
Probably not.
That's the reality.
So it's a tricky situation.
I mean, like, I think initially, I think initially back in the day when I think it was during the Clinton administration, I think they said that NATO wouldn't venture into Eastern Europe.
I think that was the agreement with Russia.
And then we started.
We got Poland.
We got Czechoslovakia.
I think we got a couple other places.
Now, we, but NATO joined.
So it's like they can look at that as if as like we're progressing into their territory when we, NATO, said we weren't going to.
So they can look at it like we're provoking them.
Now we're, of course, going, well, every country should be able to join NATO.
It's their free sovereign choice.
Sure.
Why don't those countries try?
Now, I don't want to make arguments for them, but like if anybody tries to enter our hemisphere, it's problems, buddy.
China, try to enter Cuba.
China, try to enter Venezuela.
Not going to look too good for you.
Yeah, we're going vamp life on that.
We're going vamp life.
Yeah.
Real talk.
It is.
We get busy, right?
Like anybody tries to interfere in South America, Central America.
Hey, that might be a regime change happening.
Those are our corners.
This is our corners.
Yeah.
Right?
So I'm trying to like look at who's the bad guy.
What's the real thing going on here?
Is it World War III for real?
I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I think it's really hard to tell.
I think that we live in like a luxury when most Americans aren't even registering that it could be World War III very soon.
That's a pretty nice thing to live in.
Yeah.
Where you just go, yeah, they'll figure it out.
Yeah.
Like if there's troops at the border, shit's pretty close.
Yeah.
And they're like clearing everyone out of the embassies and shit.
That's right.
America said all unessential people have to leave the embassy.
I think only like a few people are staying back.
But it's like, yeah, I don't think we'll go to war.
Personally, I don't think so.
I think it's a nice little distraction, but I do think that we'll just let Russia just roll through the Ukraine.
The thing that scares me the most about Russia is Russia and China together.
Yep.
Why is that not?
That shit is real, bro.
Tell me beyond that look.
We overestimate Russia's value because we put them in a bunch of movies.
But they just don't have the economy or the force necessary to make a significant difference or even the technology, to be honest, from the people I've spoken to.
China is real.
China is not a fucking game.
The thing that Russia can do is potentially limit supply of gas to Europe.
Europe is dependent on Russia for their gas.
So we would have to do things in order to supply Europe with gas.
And that means maybe leaning on the Saudis a little bit more, leaning on other, what is it called?
What is the oil conglomerate?
OPEC.
OPEC.
Yeah.
So leaning on OPEC to do that.
We could probably do it.
But yeah, like, you know, we sanction Russia every other fucking day, and the European European Union supports it, and everybody else supports it, and they just kind of sit there and take it because there's nothing really they can do.
I think we build up Russia to be more of a bad guy because it makes us kind of look good that there's like this bad guy that we can kind of bully.
But if they were as bad as we project them to be in like movies and stuff, then shit would have already gone down.
It hasn't gone down because they can't.
China is a problem.
But Russia.
But that's why it's a problem if they team up.
Yeah.
That's my China's already a problem.
Because China's already a problem.
Then you got somebody who's enough of a problem.
And whites and Asians have a good, good relationship.
They're both Asians.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good point.
Sorry.
Yeah, true.
Wait, why do you say whites and Asians have whites and Asians?
That's the alliance.
Blacks and Latinos, whites and Asians.
So you got China and Russia already next to each other.
They're going to make it happen.
When the fuck did that become a thing?
That's the rule.
That's the World War rules.
Fuck out of here.
The whole race war breaks out.
That's what it is.
And then Indians, they just have to take Germany, Japan.
Yeah.
Is that what you're trying to make sense?
Also, that too.
Yeah.
Nah, fuck that.
What's that going on, Diana?
Nah, you give us just blacks and Latinos?
That's it.
Yeah.
All South America, all Africa, and then Europe and Asia.
That's not enough.
What do you mean?
Like, we don't got that many nukes, bro.
Not yet.
Fuck out of here.
Women.
So if we're whites, here in America, that means we're going to have to side with them.
Eventually.
Eventually, that's what that's.
Whose rules are these?
Global conspiracy to sign up over there.
Global conspiracy.
I understand.
That's what a lot of people talk about.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think he's on your side now.
That French came out the last time and shit like that.
This motherfucker.
Sleepers though.
Yo, he might be.
He might be.
I don't know.
Do you guys think it's war?
I don't think it's war, but I think we need to keep worrying about China.
That's something I don't, I mean, I'd be worrying about shit like that for no reason, but China doesn't care about Ukraine.
Like, China and Russia is a threat in the way if they got together, you'd be like, oh, that could be a really bad time.
That's my only point.
But China doesn't care about Ukraine.
Couldn't they just see them as an alliance to take out the U.S.?
They don't give a fuck about the Ukraine.
Here's the thing about China, right?
And think about this with your own life.
If everything's already going right for you and in the right direction, would you change a thing?
No.
Right?
So if, hypothetically speaking, I don't necessarily believe this, but if hypothetically speaking, we're on track for China to eventually take over, I think they have the world's largest economy right now.
Things are humming in that direction.
They have technological advancements.
They have a new social media platform that's the fastest growing.
Like, this is a big issue, right?
If this is already happening, why go to war and muddy it?
War only benefits the person you'd be fighting against because the person you'd be fighting against can deplete your resources and they might be more proficient at war, right?
So if you things are already going the right way, you don't change it.
If you're the number one brand in the world for soda, you're going to go to war with number two?
Or are you going to let number two and number three fight it out?
You figure that shit out.
We're number one.
I'm not worried.
Yeah, but this is more like you're number two coming for number one.
It doesn't benefit China, though.
Like, this is Putin's passion project.
He wants the Ukraine back.
Kiev is like the homeland of like the cultural homeland of Russia.
There's like a lot of things that Putin wants.
It was the capital of the Soviet Union.
Yeah, he wants Ukraine as a passion project.
And China's like, yo, do your passion, like do your passion projects.
It's also not exactly passionate projects.
They have like access to water and like, what's that?
And China wants to see America take out.
So if they can help Russia out.
Yes, they would do it if they could help Russia out, but not publicly.
Once it becomes public.
They're already doing it public.
They're like out buddy-buddy, shaking hands.
A lot about this issue.
All right.
No, no, no.
This is different.
Because when you get into actual war, like it's one thing to have, you know, like movies come out where we're shitting on them or they're shitting on us.
Like, there's like the Cold War kind of stuff going on.
If they're doing, if they're, I don't want to even say sending weapons because sending weapons would be hot war.
Like, they're involved, involved, but it just doesn't benefit them enough to do it.
And things are already going in the right direction for them.
So, like, why would they change a single fucking thing?
Axe Kanye.
Saying it?
Things are going well for Kanye.
And for some reason, he needs to bully people.
Yeah, but China's way more organized than Kanye.
Are they?
Yeah.
I assume.
I'm assuming.
I'm assuming the best.
I don't know.
Would you guys?
I just don't like that all these other countries are taking countries.
America hasn't taken any other countries.
Yep.
Anymore.
Yeah, that's my point.
Why do we stop?
We got to go out there and start getting more countries.
Because we tried to do it right.
China got Taiwan.
We haven't gotten Taiwan just yet.
I know, but to try to get Taiwan, Russia's trying to get Ukraine.
Yeah.
We got to go get someone.
Yeah, countries are expensive.
We have military bases in every country in the world.
So that was our negotiation.
We need to get a flag, though.
We need Greenland.
Are we on a flag?
No, we need Greenland though.
I'm willing to take Greenland.
We need St. Bart's.
Take Iceland.
Yes, St. Bart.
Also, Iceland.
Yeah.
Why not just take all the cool ones?
I'm with this, but I think what happened is we tried to do it the right way.
Which is?
Which is like, yo, we're not going to just take your country.
You can keep your country.
You can keep your language.
You can keep all that shit.
We're just going to put a military base there.
Okay.
And this is like the new form of colonization.
It's like, we're not going to colonize you.
You do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as we're okay with it.
And we just got this base here to protect you.
Also, protect our interests.
But this is the new cool form of colonization.
Russia's throwing it back.
Yeah.
Russia's going like 1900, 1800, 170.
We, you are us.
Yeah.
Right?
China running it back as well.
And that might backfire.
No, we got to play that game, bro.
We got to go get Toronto.
Yo, we might, we might, we might got to.
We got to go get Toronto.
If they're playing that game, we got to step it up.
Yeah, but then you have to deal with so many problems.
What's wrong with having Toronto?
Nah, if you're China, you just exterminate your problems.
I don't give a fuck.
That's the thing.
Now you're going to exterminate everyone in Taiwan.
Are you constantly going to be fighting them?
America's already got mad problems.
We got everyone here going crazy.
Let's just add more to the mix.
That's because we're not showing enough strength.
That's why fucking Russia's acting up.
It's because these Democrats are fucking pussies, bro.
It's true, bro.
Anytime.
Obama, Crimea.
Rest of Ukraine will be under Biden.
Nothing taken under Trump.
Try to do that shit under Reagan.
I'm just saying.
Trump is a fucking lunatic, but he ain't gonna, you're not gonna mess around with the lunatic.
Just like we're not messing around with that Putin.
Biden probably scared right now.
Yeah, I think everybody's a little nervous.
But they shouldn't be.
Act like you got the big stick.
Yeah.
Pull up.
Stick getting smaller, though.
China stick getting bigger.
I mean, that's the fear.
But why are we even talking about China?
We're talking about Russia right now.
Because China's always the fear.
That's the fucking boogeyman.
They're the guys coming for the number one spot.
That's ours.
And a Chinese global empire is going to be a lot worse for everybody than an American global empire.
Not that we've been perfect, but China is going to be rough, bro.
There's a chance they just let us all live our lives and whatever, but I don't know.
It's not, you know, what they're doing with Taiwan and Asia, they could do that way.
What they're doing elsewhere in the world is they're like buying up the ports.
So now it's just under that's the type of rule that they're going to have.
It's just like all these public entities.
And like, you know, Western Africa is like, oh, yeah, here, take, take a lot of our, you know, public services.
Now we have control of over this over, you know, shipways.
So that's some power.
That's sounding like black and Asian to me.
Yeah, no.
Dang.
That's actually a good point.
China did get all those African Africa right now.
Felton Road Initiative, they got all that shit.
Yeah, that's a good ass point.
Okay, fine.
We'll get Latinos.
And Jews.
Yeah, we'll take them.
Jesus's salsa in all morning.
Fuck that shit.
Yeah, no, that's good.
I'll take Latinos.
That'd be a good war partner.
That'd be a great war partner.
We could go all South America.
They could build mad shit.
It'd be awesome.
Loud asses.
You hear them coming from a mile away.
You can't even be stealthy.
They just put headphones in.
They don't want to do the whole speakers and subwoofers systems.
Have they fought a war?
Who?
Caribbean Spanish people?
No.
Why would we do that?
I mean, revolution.
Kind of.
Which?
Like the Haitian Revolution?
Oh, yeah.
Haitian Revolution.
That's fine.
They're not Latin.
I guess like Caribbean.
Caribbean.
Yeah, I'm talking about specifically Caribbean Latin people.
Hmm.
Living life, man.
Living life, right?
Come on.
Right, though?
Yeah.
Isn't that fire?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, if you're living in Costa Rica, who are you fighting?
Well, no, no.
They fight.
They fight.
No, they don't.
Central American, there have been regime changes, that kind of stuff.
They don't even have a military.
Yeah.
They're so chill that like Puerto Rico in the middle.
That's what it is.
Oh, no, that's not Costa Rica.
It's Nicaragua was the San Anistas and the whatever contest.
Contras in the San Francisco.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's interesting.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, there's no like Puerto Rico.
How do you be unhappy on a beach?
It's like San Diego.
San Diego got the fucking Navy out there, but ain't no San Diego trying to fight.
I'm on the beach playing volleyball.
That's a good point.
We need more beach, bro.
These motherfuckers hating on climate change.
That's why global warming is going to save it.
I know climate change, bro.
It's like, just let the shit get hot.
Everybody lives on the beach.
Right?
Chill out.
That's it.
Yeah.
For real, dude.
Less military bases, more like tiki huts and shit.
Yeah.
More daiquiris.
Just put some water in the Middle East, dude.
Just put some fucking water in.
We already talked about this.
Get a lake.
Give them a pond.
Yeah.
They're fucking walking around the sand all day.
I'd be upset too.
Take a swim.
Do the fucking breaststroke.
There's no way that you're going to want to blow up anything later.
The city star is a mirage.
No one ever talks about that.
What's that?
You walk up, you're like, oh, thank God there's water.
And then you pull up, no water.
I would go crazy.
I don't even believe that.
You don't believe that.
Nah, that's a fact.
I don't believe a mirage.
That's a fact.
What do you mean?
It's a real thing.
How do we know it's a real thing?
Yeah, how is it?
Nobody's ever, nobody can prove it.
You can't take a picture of it.
I've seen Tamirage.
I've seen him around.
You've seen him around.
I've seen Tamirage.
Bullshit.
Where?
Dallas, Texas.
2003.
I'll never forget.
A hot summer day.
It was 106 degrees.
Heat index, 112.
And I was just walking around, a little fat kid, looking for slurpees.
And instead, I thought I saw water.
Walked up to it.
No water.
Is that true?
It's called the McDonald's.
Yeah.
And it was likely at the corner.
Oh, yeah, Exactly.
What else we got, boys?
We got some feelings, no facts today that we can get into.
Well, first, you want to talk about Super Bowl?
Is that rigged?
Did they give it to LA?
Oh, man.
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There was some rough calls at the end of that game.
Yo, there was a bad.
That bowling call was crazy.
Gotta be rigged, right?
I don't want to be on my conspiracy shit.
No, there was a bad call earlier on a touchdown that Cincinnati caught where Jalen Ramsey should have, he like swiped Jalen Ramsey's face mask and caught a pass, and it was a touchdown.
Yeah.
But also, Jalen Ramsey got away with pass interference earlier.
Jamar Chase, the Bengals receiver, caught it anyway.
Fucking fantastic catch, but there was no flags thrown there.
They were just letting him play.
And then all of a sudden, in the last minute, what would have been fourth down?
And the Rams would have either had to go for it and probably not converted and lost or kicked a field goal and then tried to win with like a minute left.
They call a holding and then they get a first down.
Yeah.
And then they call another bullshit penalty after that, kind of.
You know what's kind of interesting?
It was holding, though.
It was holding.
It was holding.
Wait, on who?
The linebacker?
Now look at it from a different angle.
That was very ticky tag.
You don't call that.
I'm telling you.
Like, by the book, sure, but also by the book, there's every player.
Which defender wants to be that guy that got beat and loses the game?
He barely, I'm telling you, he actually didn't even grab.
You could call pass interference, maybe, but he had his hand right here, which sometimes they'll call, but he took it off quickly and then swiped away the battle.
Nah, he held the jersey a little bit too.
Like it was a small grab of the jersey.
I'm telling you.
Nah, bro, you don't call it.
Let's just say there was a small grab, but it was, I mean, that's a really egregious call, especially for that part of it.
If you didn't call it, nobody would have said anything.
Yeah.
Especially the way they let them play all games.
That's true.
Different from the rest of the game.
I'll give you that.
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Interesting thing that came out, I guess, maybe last night, but definitely today.
The last play of the game where Burrow gets pretty much sacked by Don and Baron Donald.
Yeah, I think he got the pass off, but whatever.
It doesn't matter.
If you look downfield, Jamar Chase had just dropped Jalen Ramsey.
Ah, fuck.
And was free.
Yeah.
Touchdown.
Wow.
Nobody close.
There's a picture of Jalen Ramsey stumbling on the ground.
Aaron Donald saved that season.
And this is why I said I think the Rams win because if you cannot, if you can get to the other team's quarterback, you're probably going to win.
No quarterback can beat pressure.
Yeah.
Patrick Mahomes couldn't beat pressure.
Yeah.
And I think when you, the most important thing on any team as a quarterback, second most is you got to protect that quarterback.
And the Bengals, it ended up being a good pick.
I thought it was dumb at the time.
They picked Jamar Chase over a couple of really good offensive linemen, really fucking good.
And Jamar Chase is so good.
I think it's a good pick.
But they have this year and maybe two years after to spend money, and you got to fucking invest in an offensive line.
That cost them the season.
And I don't, it's not just everybody's like, ah, they'll be back.
It's, you're not so sure.
Yeah.
Because when you have a young quarterback like that, their salary's dumb low because of the rookie contract.
You're like guaranteed a certain amount of less than the line.
So this is the time you have money to spend in free agency.
Then when his contract is up in like two years or three years, you have to spend $50 million a year or whatever on him.
And now all of a sudden your salary cap space shrinks.
So this is your window.
These two years, I think, left.
They have to go after it.
And you kind of need to try to win your Super Bowl now.
And you got to do it against Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Justin Herbert, or whatever his name is.
The AFC is stacked.
This was their chance.
And I think they kind of got fucked.
Yeah.
But Aaron Donald should have been Super Bowl MVP.
The only reason he wasn't is they vote with two minutes left.
And then the last drive was all him.
It was second and one.
Burrow throws an incompletion.
Third and one.
Should have got a first down on the handoff.
Aaron Donald fucking stopped the ram.
I think it was Joe Mixon, cold in his tracks.
Couldn't get the first because of Aaron Donald.
Just took him.
Then fourth down, pressure, and then the sec that saved the game.
Yeah, it's tricky.
It's hard also not to give it up to Cup, though, right?
Like Cooper Cup is so good.
And literally, if you look at that last drive, it's all cup.
It's all him.
And when Odell went, he's done that before.
Yeah.
It was the last drive in the conference championship as well.
And the last drive against Bucs.
He had the long pass.
Dude, he's incredible.
He's the best receiver in the league.
Odell stays in line because he got Cooper Cup and he can't say shit.
Yeah.
But like, it was the same thing that Donald did cup did, right?
Yeah.
It's like Donald decided, okay, it's game time.
I need to take over.
100%.
Took the fuck over.
Yeah.
And Cup did that as well on that last drive.
And he said multiple times last drive.
So I'm not like angry giving it to Cup.
I didn't follow the whole season, but I have people talking about, oh, this is the best season from a wide receiver ever.
I don't know if.
Yeah, he got the most receptions, the most receiving yards, the most receiving touchdowns.
NFL automatic would be the best.
The best player of the year.
It's kind of like Julian Edelman won Super Bowl MVP.
Yeah.
What?
He's bringing Julie MVP.
But Cooper Cup, super hyper Christian.
He deserved to win too.
Here you go.
Thank you, Dove.
There we go.
Thank you for forcing Julian Edelman in the first place.
For agreeing that the best wide receiver season ever in history might deserve the MVP.
Watching Dove suddenly become Jesus as a savior.
Super Bowl.
Watching Dove suddenly become a Rams fan has been so funny to watch.
Legit never talked about the Rams all year.
Then all of a sudden he's buying a big screen for the studio so we can watch Izzy and the Rams.
Whether you give a fuck about the Rams, dude.
You're every LA fan.
And it's not logically wrong.
Support a team when they're good.
It's a good product.
But I want since he was emotional about this shit.
LA gave a fuck two days ago.
Since he gave a fuck for 40 years, I wish they got it for them.
Look, and shouts to Odell Beckham Jr., too.
Yeah, dude.
He played great.
He tore his ACL, I think.
That's what people are saying.
That's right.
But like, he got the touchdown.
I think he got 50 yards.
Great catch.
Fire cleats.
You saw those?
Cleats were fire.
1,500 fucking diamonds in them.
But to make sure that you contributed to that victory, it'd be one thing if he gets injured on the first play and doesn't really, quote unquote, win the game.
But without him, they don't win that game.
No.
No.
I think it's so tricky because if he comes back the next season and they win another one, I think he completely rewrites history.
Yeah.
Like the whole story changes.
Whole story changes.
Finally, as a quarterback, they can get on the ball.
A team and an offense is smart enough and knows how to utilize him.
And all of a sudden, he has no ego.
There's no issue.
Yeah.
Right?
It's like he has no ego being the second wide receiver, but contributing to that team.
It's a real shame they tore the ACL.
It's really sad.
I also think if Aaron Donald retires, there's no way they make it back.
Oh, yeah, that was another thing.
He said he might retire if they, this might be his last game.
And then he wouldn't answer after.
He was like, I just want to enjoy the win.
Obviously, you should.
But he's one of the best defenders in history.
If he retires, I don't see how you possibly can.
Bro, you know what is so cool?
Is watching the players get emotional.
Like It felt like back in the day with the Bulls with Jordan.
It was like tears every single time they won.
They've given so much.
And I saw a few of the Lakers' championships, and it felt like they almost expected to win.
Yes.
There was no crying.
They were kind of like excited, a little bit happy, etc.
Dude, Odell Beckham Jr. was bawling.
Yeah.
Like holding his wife's stomach that has their child inside, I presume.
Shouts to Lauren.
She was a wild and out girl.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit, okay.
And the come up.
Yeah.
And then also Aaron Donald just like teared up with his family.
Like it was great to see the ecstasy that the players were feeling.
Yeah.
Because you go, okay, these people have contributed so much of their lives and sacrificed so much for this moment.
Yeah.
It almost is like they didn't think it was possible.
Yeah, I think it doesn't.
Yeah, man.
Like, think about how much you give to comedy.
Yeah.
But you don't give your body.
You don't give your brain.
You don't get fucking trauma in your brain every single day for this game that you love.
Yeah.
They do.
And the chances of winning a Super Bowl are so slim.
Yeah.
So when you get it, it's got to be the single greatest feeling outside of maybe heavyweight champ of the world.
Yeah.
Because you're just and or UFC, you know, heavyweight champ of the world boxing where you outside of that, there's no thing that requires this to be the best.
And the one common thing you heard from all the players and even the coaches is like, oh, we're such a great team.
Like, no, no person is just like elevated.
This is this person's win.
They all were saying, like, yo, we're such a good team.
We play so well together, and that's why we got the win.
Yeah.
Who's the person on that team?
Who's like the leader that pulls it all together?
I mean, the coach is fucking legitimate, actual photographic memory.
I think you saw a sound clip where he's remembering.
Somebody's pulling it up.
They asked him about games when he was offensive coordinator or like passing game coordinator of the Redskins eight years ago.
This game against this team, this quarter, this much time left.
And he knows the exact play.
It's fucking uncanny.
Any one of our wives do that shit?
No, no, no.
Only with things we do wrong.
Hey, remember that nice thing he bought for you when?
So, you know, Odell fulfilled a couple of Drake's bets.
So Drake finally won.
Like three half a million dollar bets.
Yeah.
He lost on one.
So it was for Rams to win, one that for Odell to score touchdown, one with half a million his boy.
But then he was like, I think 10 or 15 yards short of like the yardage kind of something in the 60s.
Yeah.
So you're still talking a million dollars.
He just Jesus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was one of those things where it's like, I don't know.
I kind of was rooting for the Bengals.
I was very much rooting for the Bangles.
But I was happy that Odell got away.
Dude, there's a lot of players on the Rams I root for.
Matthew Stafford.
He fucked he played on a dog shit team his entire career.
One season.
Yeah.
And he's not the greatest quarterback, but one season with a truly good coach and a truly good team, and he wins the fucking Super Bowl.
Yeah.
And he played his ass off all year.
And then Cooper Cup also and Odell Beckham and Aaron Donald.
Odell Beckham and then Aaron Donald.
For some reason, I just really wanted them to get ready.
Yeah.
No, that's great.
And it was cool to see them do it, man.
Yeah.
Good Super Bowl.
Nice to see it be competitive, too.
Yeah, good Super Bowl.
I just wish it was in a go.
I was in a different city and L.A. was still in St. Louis.
We're good.
Thank you.
Did you think that what did you guys think of the halftime show?
I liked it, but I knew what it was.
Right.
It's just, we're just, it's just a nostalgia play, which is what so many of these things are.
Yeah, every commercial hours a play.
And even Super Bowl halftime show, fucking Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty or whoever else they get.
It's always nostalgic.
Yeah.
Almost always.
Guys.
Yeah, I think the same thing.
I mean, I'm watching it being like, oh, I wish there was younger acts on this.
Yeah.
Of course.
I think Kendrick was the only person that dropped an album within like five years.
Yeah.
Eminem be dropping them shits.
We don't care.
Yeah, yes.
But like dropping like, you know, a massive like breakout album.
And so I was like, it'd be nicer to see like younger people.
But at the same time, I guess the viewership of the Super Bowl and like the NFL in general is probably 30 plus.
Right.
So I'm like, yeah, I get why they did it.
And I like that they put all like the LA legends and shit.
That was fire.
Minus like Eminem and 50.
Yeah.
I fucking loved it.
Yeah.
Like I loved it.
Maybe having to do, I was in LA watching it.
And so they were going fucking nuts with me.
They were too good, Dre.
Like that energy in the room was fucked up.
That was the most hype the stadium was during the half of the fucking losers.
But it was cool to see Snoop open up a Super Bowl in LA and here's California love in LA.
Snoop is incredible, dude.
I think Snoop is underrated.
So good.
So crisp, such a good performer at this age with all that fucking potty smoke.
And so you're so sharp here.
Like there's never been really anybody who is like Snoop.
No.
Who does who sounds like him, who even raps like him?
Walks like him.
He is his own thing.
Yeah.
And it's just so cool.
And I think that because we see him as this almost like cartoon, that maybe we don't appreciate that enough.
Yeah, it's almost like Shaq.
Yeah.
Like he fills all these different positions in like the world.
And like, he's able to code switch so easily.
But you also forget, oh, he's like a legend in his own right of like what he did.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
He code switches while being him.
He doesn't actually switch his code.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He just fits in perfectly as him wherever he is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That, yeah, I guess code switch isn't the right thing, but like he can play on a cartoon.
Like he can be in Sesame Street.
We're totally okay with it.
And then he can be up there throwing up the C and talking cryptus, crypt that.
And so it's like, wow.
Like for some reason, we accept you doing all things.
Yes.
There's nothing that you do that's inappropriate.
Yeah.
You can talk about wildlife.
We love it.
Yeah.
You can talk about a boxing match.
You can be one of the commentators.
We love it.
He was doing a show with Martha Stewart and she was the one that went to prison.
You know what I mean?
That's crazy.
Like not the affiliated rapper, like Martha Stewart.
Yeah.
Oh, you brought this up.
This is funny that we're canceling all these comedians and then you have a halftime show with a guy who's on trial for murder, a guy who allegedly beat his wife.
And then what was the other accusation?
And then Eminem has literally said everything wrong possible.
And these guys are part of the corporate Super Bowl halftime show.
Like corporations are okay with these guys.
And the only thing that they had a problem with was Eminem kneeling.
Yeah.
That was the thing where they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, buddy.
Come on.
Two full acts.
What do you think about that?
That shit was a little bit try hard, right?
He's trying to get it back, bro.
Jordan is a little bit more.
He is, bro.
He don't realize it.
Just be a wild boy.
Just be wild.
Like, you don't have to do all the woke activist-y shit.
Like, just be you.
You are wild.
He's old enough that we don't believe it anymore.
Yeah.
It's not him.
He, like, outgrew the stuff we love most about him.
Interesting.
Can't be talking about it.
He doesn't have the angst and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Relapse was 15 years ago.
And that's you're too old to relapse then.
Yeah.
Now you a fucking grandfather, bro.
Stop it.
No relapse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It just felt forced, man.
Like, he hit it and then he put his hand over it.
And I was like, what are you doing right now?
Like, he's just a little bit late.
Right?
It's just a little bit late.
That's good.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, like when he was taking shots at Trump, it was like, yo, it's over, dude.
Like, no, it can't.
It's over.
He's still, he's still late.
He's just detached.
It's a shame because he's brilliant.
He's objectively brilliant at rapping.
Yeah.
But I guess with rap specifically, it matters so much what you're rapping about or the feeling that you're like exuding in your rap.
And right now, that feeling just feels a little bit late or dated.
You know, like, I know the right thing to say is like, oh, it's great.
You're standing up for Kaepernick's right to take a knee.
And it's like, after Kaepernick put out that Netflix thing, bro.
Game over, bro.
White People Invented Fried Chicken00:10:16
Like, that shit was bad.
So bad, dude.
It was so, was that not bad?
So bad.
I can't admit it, but it was so bad.
He didn't even see it.
I didn't even look at him.
I just knew he wouldn't say a word.
You didn't see the Netflix thing where they compared the they compared the NFL to slavery and it was like a slave auction.
You didn't see this?
Oh, bro.
He had shits on his parents who adopted him the whole fucking movie.
Stop hating these guys, man.
They try their best.
Well, I don't think that they were like measuring him and seeing what he could do when they adopted him, right?
Like they weren't making him run a 40.
Crawl is 40.
Right?
No, I'm saying the whole movie.
Did you watch the thing?
No, definitely.
He's constantly just.
I watched the first like two episodes.
He eats at a black person's house and then the white mom is like, oh, he won't anything.
He won't eat anything.
And she's like, no, I like this.
It actually has flavor.
And just like a wild shit where it's like, yes, your mom, dog.
Like, what you doing?
Fuck, dude.
Oh, because he's adopted by the white people.
Yeah, when they didn't season the food or whatever.
Like, they really make their parents look.
He makes them look like assholes the whole time.
Like, white people don't know how to season our food, bro.
Yeah, what is lemon pepper?
Like, white people don't know how to eat it.
Lemon pepper chicken.
What is that?
Pizza, bro.
That's seasoned.
Facts.
Yeah.
Talking all this shit like white people don't know how to make delicious ass food.
The French don't know how to season their food.
You mean some French fries, don't you?
Do you know what I mean?
Black people ain't got no problem with hamburgers.
Yeah, Truffle's French, right?
McDonald's pretty goddamn good, is it not?
I'm just saying, there's a lot of white food that y'all fucks with.
Yeah.
Right?
Say, say, hey, Chick-fil-A.
Oh, that's a good one.
We enjoy some Chick-fil-A, do we not?
That is the whitest thing.
Oh, come on.
That's the whitest, dog.
Chick-fil-A is not white.
Y'all just took our shit and made it better.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did black people invent fried chicken?
They made the best fried chicken, but y'all didn't invent it.
It's not soul food.
It's not like white slave owners are like, well, give them the chicken.
Nobody wants that.
It's chicken.
Yeah, but we made the best.
Like, we.
Sure, but you didn't invent it.
You made it the best until Chick-fil-A.
Oh, shit.
Wow, it's white food, bro.
You read it on it.
Fried chicken is white food, baby.
Not only is it white food, but it's a scotland.
Oh, no.
Somebody must have done this, but a Scottish vampire, no teeth.
Somebody must have done that shit.
But for real, yo, I'm telling y'all need to put some respect on white food, bro.
There's no fucking fried chicken, Scottish.
No fucking chicken.
No, it isn't.
Of course it is.
We deep fry everything.
And West.
Deep fried Wild Park.
They specifically say that the Scottish fried chicken was cooked in fat, though unseasoned.
Well, the Scottish fried chicken was seasoned, but battered and cooked in palm oil.
Yo, fuck these Liberal Pizza.
Son.
White broke this real cool cat.
What is that?
They hating, son.
They hating.
They hate no seasoned shit.
No, no, no.
That's so accurate.
That's a fact.
That article is accurate, bro.
White people invented fried food.
Uh-oh.
Keep going.
Yeah, but it was the Scottish slave owners are the ones that created it.
And then slaves learned about fried food.
We didn't.
Oh, slaves.
We were slaves.
No, bro.
No, bro.
We were slaves.
Let's read up.
Let's read up.
But who did we enslave?
The Irish or something?
Who did we enslave?
No.
We were slaves.
Google that real quick.
By the way, this article's on BBC.
There we go.
No, it's Wikipedia.
Come on.
All I'm trying to say is white people need some food, yo.
Just learn the knowledge, right?
It's the most important thing we see.
Say about all pockets.
Salmon's a whole Wikipedia history, bro.
Salmon, baby!
Salmon is white people food, bro.
Nah, salmon slaps.
Steak?
Salmon slaps.
Steak.
Tire.
Steak is, I hate, I hate that.
Yeah, but you hate it culturally.
You don't know what it actually tastes like.
You like use some steak, bro.
I do.
Steak, white people food.
Say what?
Fried chicken way, bro.
And white people invented it.
You're welcome.
Other great white foods.
Ice cream.
Love you some ice cream.
It makes us shit crazy.
Say what?
We're lactose intolerant.
No, you're not lactose intolerant.
That's a lie.
White people told you.
So then white people could keep all the ice cream themselves.
White people are tired of waiting on lie to Mr. Softy.
So they started telling black people their lactose intolerant.
Look up ice cream.
White people invented that shit.
Ice cream, fire.
Go.
Reiterate.
I just Googled famous white foods.
Go like cashews, sesame seeds, pine nuts.
Nuts.
Nuts.
Invented not.
Now Google famous.
Y'all wasn't about to crack open a fucking cashew to get the milk.
Oh, no, this is just saying foods that are white.
Fuck.
The color, you fucking dickhead.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
What a dickhead this guy is.
Mayo.
What a fucking dickhead.
Mayo's fire.
Y'all like foods that are the color white, though.
That's a little racist of you.
You like vanilla ice cream.
Why?
You like milk.
You like cream in your coffee.
Chocolate.
Did we not make chocolate ice cream?
Do you like cheeses?
Chocolate.
You didn't make chocolate colour.
Ice cream was invented in Persian.
What are you talking about?
The Swiss?
Oh, you dumb fuck.
What are you talking about?
The Swiss.
The Swiss aren't white, you fucking retart.
No, I was ass face.
Yeah, Persians were white.
They come from the Caucasus Mountains.
It's true.
What years?
That's facts.
If you look, the coffee provides them.
Oh, they brown.
Also, it says China kind of invented ice cream, too.
Man, fuck out of here, bro.
They don't even have cattle to make the milk.
China invented pizza.
They didn't even have cows have the milk.
You ever had a steak from China?
No.
Wag.
Wait, oh, that's Japanese.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who do you think brought them cows over there?
Deboise.
Debois.
Real talk.
Okay, stop playing around.
White food.
Probably the best food.
So stop hating on our food.
Italian is good.
Italian food is delicious.
I heard y'all didn't invent pizza.
Say again.
I heard Italians didn't invent pizza.
That's not true.
We didn't invent noodles.
Noodles.
Yeah.
That comes from China.
Yeah.
Apparently, sorbet.
Marco Polo is often credited with introducing sorbet style dessert to Italy after learning of it during his travels to China.
Yeah, but sorbet doesn't have any milk in it.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
But I said ice cream.
Did I say sorbet?
Has anybody ever said, oh, I would like some sorbet?
No.
We go, I want some ice cream.
They go, we have sorbet.
You go, okay.
Gelato, that's what we're doing.
It's a rip-off ice cream.
Oh, that's what it is.
They make knockoffs.
Not as good.
It might be the original.
It's the original.
No, it's not.
Gelat?
It's the original.
So the gelati, bro?
Dude, gelato, dude, it's the best.
I'm just saying, just let's be honest.
If you had to choose one food to eat for the rest of your life, it's white.
If you had to go, one food for the rest of your life, bro.
Fried chicken.
White food.
No, Scottish food.
That would kill you dumb fast.
Black people fried chicken.
That would be fine.
But it's invented by white people.
No.
So rock and roll music is what?
White or black?
Black.
Okay, so then fried chicken is white.
Nah, we made it.
Which rock and roll?
No, we made it.
Y'all put a little sauce on it.
Yeah, we made it.
Y'all put a little sauce on it.
We made it.
Yeah.
That's all I'm saying.
Y'all made rock and roll.
We made it hot.
Logically?
Y'all made rock and roll.
We made it hotter.
No, you.
White people made rock and roll hotter.
Where's rock and roll right now?
You guys killed it.
You guys killed it.
No, y'all killed.
Y'all tried to get back in.
Y'all killed it.
Y'all tried to get back in.
Y'all killed it.
Playboy Cardi, bro.
Playboy.
Y'all tried to get back in.
Y'all killed it, bro.
Fuck.
Rap is going to be dead.
No, but they ate too many Jackson Charlotte.
The show would have been better with rock and roll with the fuck up.
Thank you.
Shut the fuck up.
Thank you.
The best half-factory shows were this one and Beyonce.
No.
Yes.
We're not driving.
He's sleeping on Bruno on my own.
Okay.
I'll take Bruno Tucker.
He's not white.
Kilt.
Timberlake with Janet.
That was a fire show.
Yeah, you need that mix.
You need the mix.
You need the mashup.
No, but now we're getting away from food.
I just need you to put some respect on white food.
Everybody says live food.
You are getting ass fucked on the food front.
You know what I'm saying?
Whoa.
I'm just saying, fast food.
Fast food and pizza, probably the most popular foods in America.
And now you have to add fried chicken to it as well.
Fast food, pizza, fried chicken, all white foods, all Caucasian cuisine.
You can't get all the fast food.
That's not a cuisine.
Hamburg, French fries.
White.
Yeah, okay, but that's not the only fast food.
Name another one: Chick-fil-A, white Panda Express, Panda Express.
Subway, come on, Indian.
Subway is owned by Indians, but it's just sandwiches.
That's white.
Nah, but we did that shit.
That's ours.
No, no, that's the best.
That's not Dunkin' Donuts, Indian.
That was Jarrett.
That was a pedophile.
Yeah.
That was a pedophile.
Congrats.
Hey, pedophile.
Who side are you on?
I don't like Subway, though.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, nobody likes Subway, dude.
Dunkin' Donuts stinks.
Dunkin' Donuts, best coffee in America.
That's actually not the best coffee.
What's the best coffee?
I got to this place in the village.
Costa did 1942.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, one location ass.
Dunkin' donuts, bro.
America runs on it.
It's not American.
What's America run on?
Wow.
It's not Starbucks.
No, it's the best in Boston.
It's not Starbucks, yo.
It's the best in Boston.
Boston loves it.
Massachusetts loves it.
I don't know if someone runs.
We don't know.
New York.
No, we don't do it in LA.
Lovely Duncan.
Nobody does.
L.A. don't know nothing.
LA don't know nothing.
Please.
New York, dunking over at Starbucks all day, bro.
I see Duncan's all over this.
You don't even drink coffee.
Sell out.
I drink coffee.
No, you don't.
I drink coffee.
No, you don't.
You don't even drink coffee.
Yeah.
He drinks tea.
He just drinks tea.
And maybe even got fire teas in Duncan, bro.
They got chai lattes.
Do they?
That shit is in the back, bro.
That shit is in the back.
You don't get nothing.
Damn, that's special.
I'd be going in there just winking and getting chied.
But now that we've all acknowledged that white food is not seasonless, that it actually is the best food.
I agree.
I can agree with that.
It's not the best, but it's not seasonless.
It's not seasonless.
You only need to hate on your adopted parents' whole fucking series.
Oh, it's actually dead.
I can taste this food.
That's wildly disrespectful.
Yeah, that's disrespectful, dude.
That's disrespectful.
Adopted you, gave you a home.
Real talk.
Fed you seasonless food.
If you're not white when it comes to food, y'all need to take a knee.
Y'all need to take a knee.
So we can sit sign of respect.
So we can sit out your flavorless ass food.
Adopted Parents and Seasonless Food00:14:58
Can we talk about white people losing?
Robert Whitaker versus Izzy.
Oh, I don't know if Robert Whitaker's white, fan.
I think he's Maori.
I'll take it out.
Now you don't want to claim white, right?
Now everybody's white before.
Hey, if you lose, it's the 1% rule.
If you got one drop of that loser blood in you, then you're a loser, bro.
It's facts, bro.
Yeah, he's half European descent, so white, half Maori Samoan.
Nah, shouts to Izzy.
Izzy, another victory, another notch on the belt.
There's some lunatics out there that are saying that they think that Robert Whitaker won the fight.
He fought much better than the first.
He fought well, though.
Of course.
But I think what's happening with Izzy is like he's so dominant that you start looking for rounds for his opponent.
Yeah.
Right?
This is the Mayweather thing that happened where it's just like he's just kicking ass every single time.
So if the opponent lands a decent strike, you're like, oh, whoa, that's a big fucking deal.
No.
Yeah.
Izzy beat him convincingly four out of the five rounds.
Not even close.
And you can give him maybe one round, but I thought the way the refs had it was pretty good.
And Izzy's just the fucking best, bro.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Actually, the UFC needs to start building up another fighter so there's someone for him to fight.
I think that's what the UFC needs to do a better job of.
Who is it right now?
If there was he's going to fight Cannonier, probably because Cannonier just finished Brunson.
But like they need to build up another fucking guy because Izzy's not leaving middleweight, most likely.
So if he's just going to wipe through the division once again, we're just going to see another Robert Whitaker fight probably soon.
I don't need to see that fight again.
These fights when the guys are more evenly matched can be more technical and they're not as interesting.
I like seeing Izzy bounce people's heads off the fucking canvas.
That shit is fun.
Paolo Costa coming in, talking all that shit and just getting fucking knocked out and then humped.
That was fire.
Give me the young shit talking guy.
He ended that guy.
Bro, game over.
The guy was 20 pounds overweight for his next fight.
Jesus, Tom.
He drank too much wine.
Yeah.
He went bald afterwards.
Yeah.
He literally lost his hair afterwards.
He broke him.
Literally.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
And he got like a hair transplant had to take time off because of it.
Jesus.
No, broke that man.
So it's, yeah, it's fucking tricky, man.
It's tricky.
He needs an opponent.
And when you're the UFC, you have all the guys under contract, right?
So it is your responsibility to build up these other guys.
Granted, the guys that make the biggest name for themselves end up getting the fights, but it's like, yo, get some fucking editors on some clips or something.
Yeah.
Like, I need somebody else to build this fight up besides Izzy.
We need somebody out there that we're going, oh my God, can that person beat him?
Who else is out there?
Can you guys say it?
That's a problem.
I'm looking at you as the greatest MMA journalist of all time.
I am.
Sugar Sean, but he's 135 pounds.
He's never going to.
Yeah, no chance.
What's Izzy's next move?
Never.
He'll fight Cannoneer, and then he'll probably have to fight guys that he's already fought in the division again, or there'll be guys that come up and wait.
But the next interesting fight, which won't happen because both of them said they won't do it, would be Kamaru Usman coming up in weight to fight Izzy, but they're brothers.
They just won't do it.
And then, I mean, they both said that they'd rather, you know, two Nigerian champs than one double division champ or something like that.
There's this other guy, Hamzat Chamayev.
You guys heard about him?
He's like super highly touted.
And he's this guy.
He's got amazing wrestling, but he's also got good kickboxing.
So there's something interesting there.
But they got to build him up.
And then there's another guy, Perrier Perea, whatever like that.
This is a dude that actually beat Izzy when they fought in a kickboxing match earlier.
And he just entered the UFC.
And I'm not even sure if he entered at middleweight, but that'd obviously be a match that people are excited by because they're like, oh, shit.
This guy beat Izzy.
This guy beat Izzy.
We got to see if Izzy wants to run it back.
So those are the guys, but those guys I just named are all two or three fights minimum away from a fight with Izzy.
Is it worth talking about John Jones?
No, because John is adding weight and then moving up to heavyweight.
And Izzy posted the funniest fucking shit about him.
Did you see this?
No.
Oh, my God.
He posted a picture of John Jones.
I don't even think it's John Jones.
I think it's just a guy.
But he posted this on Twitter and Instagram of a guy wrapping his hands with the wraps.
And the caption was, John Jones wrapping up a Valentine's Day gift for his fiancé.
John Jones wrapping a Valentine's Day gift for his fiancé because he beats up his wife Falado.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
But not so allegedly.
But yeah, I mean, brilliant.
He's just the best at trolling.
So it's like, John Jones don't want that fucking.
And the shit he said about Rogan was dope, too.
Oh, yeah.
Didn't even talk about that?
Super brave again.
Yeah.
Mike drop.
That's my fucking guy.
There's a lot of cunts in his business.
And this guy's a real one.
He's been nothing but nice to me.
That shit was fire.
For him to say that's my N-word is bold as fuck.
That was, especially in that situation.
Yeah.
And just dropped it.
But yeah.
I mean, honestly, we need somebody else in the division with some fucking charm, dude.
And I'm fine with Izzy busting his ass, but we need other people to believe that this guy has a chance to beat Izzy.
Yeah.
And that's what's going to make the biggest fight.
Because otherwise, it's going to be a situation where Izzy's got to promote the whole thing by himself.
So these guys in the division got to look and see what Izzy's doing and then start copying that shit in their own fucking way.
Here, Izzy, how many more fights are you thinking about before I'm getting out of the game?
Saving my brain, saving my body.
That's a great question, dude.
That's a great question.
I mean, if I'm him.
Because he could transition to whatever he wants career-wise.
That's the thing.
I'm most curious about this with him.
It's just like, do you feel like you're missing out on opportunities by living in fucking New Zealand?
Because if he leaved in.
What's that?
Didn't he say he was leaving?
Yeah, he leaved, but then they decided not to go.
And he's loyal to the boxing club, right?
Because they're a team and they're all like bringing each other up.
And it's a beautiful thing to see.
Please believe if he was living in Los Angeles, he'd be in every Marvel movie.
Yeah, there's so many different opportunities that he had.
Now, you also have to look at these things, and the grass is always greener.
You might have all these opportunities, but you might get shittier training.
You might not have guys that are willing to die for you, and you might not be a successful fighting.
Right.
And I think a lot of times, especially people in our industry, they look at what they could have, right?
This always happens with agencies and that kind of stuff.
And all the agencies have hit me up and hey, come to us.
We're going to give you this.
We're going to give you that.
I saw the agent putting the press on you.
Fuck, it was so funny.
Where is this?
It was after a show in Miami.
And this is how loyal Andrew is.
He's so loyal to our guy who he got me.
He said, Yeah, I'll join your agency.
Just hire my guy.
And the guy legit for 30 minutes kept trying to get Andrew over.
And he's like, Look, I will come.
All you have to do is hire my guy.
And the guy just wouldn't do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, but it's true because, like, that guy built something with us.
Yeah.
Right?
Shout out to TJ.
It's like, TJ, build something with us.
And it's very hard for me to not be loyal to someone who's been loyal to me.
I'm probably loyal to a fault.
Yes.
Are there other opportunities that I could get at these other agencies?
100%.
Without a doubt.
Massive things.
But then there also could be things that hurt me.
And we got a great thing cooking over here.
Yeah.
And I like being loyal to my guys and building with my guys because at the end of the day, that's more fruitful.
And those guys wanted nothing to do with you when you didn't have anything.
Exactly.
TJ stuck with you.
100%.
Yeah.
100%.
And was part of building all this.
So that's always going to get rewarded.
Right.
For me.
And I hope that, you know, I imagine is he probably feels the same way.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, it'd be nice to be in these movies, but at the same time, like, these guys are also responsible for all the things that he's created.
You know, and yeah, I don't know.
For me, that's very important.
The crew is very important.
That's why I roll so deep.
You know, like everybody is, everybody, when we go to places, like everybody goes.
Yeah.
And it's because everybody is responsible in the success that I have in giving me opportunities to do these things.
You know what I mean?
So is it a pain in the ass for the UFC when we're going to go to a UFC fight?
And I say, yeah, I need six tickets.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, the Nelk boys get four.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, but it took six of us for them to reach out and want me to be there.
Yeah.
I learned.
That's why I flew Kevin and Thushar after Rogan.
You should have.
Y'all ain't gonna be allowed in the studio, but I got Rogan.
Y'all helped me make this special more than anybody.
So you're coming down.
100%.
We'll figure out.
We'll go celebrate after, but you're coming.
Yeah.
100%.
That's the way to do it.
So hopefully he's feeling a similar way.
Yeah.
What else we got?
All right.
Let's just go.
Feelings, no facts.
All right.
Let's go.
To baby, Danny Lee's brother.
Fight at the bowling alley.
Maybe the funniest fight I've ever seen in my life.
Have you seen it?
Yeah.
Bro, it's unreal.
All right.
Oh, boy.
That's not good.
Yeah.
Dude, they've added the cartoon music on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dan, dan, dan, da, dan, dan, dan, da, da, da, dan, dan, da I mean, yo, props to Danny Lee's brother, man.
Why would you roll alone, yo?
Yeah, why?
Why props to him?
Because he said he was going to do it, and then he did it.
Why would you roll alone, yo?
You get props for getting beat up.
No, yeah.
You get props for like staying your ground and like going to do it.
You're like, yo, if you're in my city or whatever, like that, I'm going to come check you.
And he went and do it.
And he knew that all these guys were there and they were probably going to beat his ass.
And maybe he thought he was going to land one shot or do something like that.
But like he rolled alone and did it.
And maybe he rolled alone because he thought if he had more dudes, someone's going to get killed.
Because if he rolls with four dudes, they also got four dudes.
Guns might get taken out.
And who knows who doesn't go home that night?
This is technically his brother-in-law.
So it's almost like I'm showing up.
This is for my sister.
Yeah.
He got to show up for he said online, I'm going to go check you.
He went to go check him.
He gets to say, yo, they jumped me.
They have five dudes.
He's too pussy to actually fight me.
Now he never gets to acknowledge this ever again, right?
The baby gets to go.
I fucked that dude up.
Don't come at me.
You're going to get fucked up.
He gets to look like a big tough guy.
He gets a bunch of social media clout.
Everything's good.
Nobody was really that hurt.
And now they get to squash beef and eventually because he, because I think that this guy gets to look brave.
He took all five motherfuckers by himself.
Him sliding into the bowling lane might have saved his life.
Because then the five guys that are trying to stomp you out can't be a good thing.
They can't get a good leverage point.
Yo, Real Taco Bowling Alley is a great place to get jumped.
Yeah.
Outside of like the bowling balls and shit that they could throw at you, like the fact that nobody has enough traction to really add some power.
Yeah, 100%.
Especially if you know, you can just run on the middle lane.
You got to know that going into it.
Like, yo, I can just jump on the side, be good.
And then be good, get some real traction.
Plank a little, but they don't know that.
And then they slide.
And then boom, get home.
They're just fucking home alone.
Like, you got to see that going.
I don't know why.
Yeah, yeah.
I just wish his homies didn't jump in because the baby fucked that guy up on his own.
That was one punch from the baby, right?
That sent him fucking sliding on the spare.
It was a spare.
It was pretty good, honestly.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Al, you seem less impressed.
I just think it was a stupid move.
Like, don't say you're going to do something publicly.
And then, like, he can actually get charged right now.
He got beat up.
And if the baby wanted to press charges, he could press charges.
And the baby can't because he's thugging, bro.
No, I know.
That's true.
But I'm just saying it's just stupid.
Like, don't promote your crimes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that's also true.
Don't promote your crimes.
But I guess what I'm saying is, like, if you are the person that's saying you're about that life and you know the dude's in town, where were you, bro?
True.
Because you know for a fact he's going to come out and say, if you know, what, what?
Yeah, but he's not famous.
He's the baby's fucking, he's Danny Lee's brother.
So like, he could easily not show up in one or two people for a day.
I might be like, yo, where the fuck is he at?
But nobody cares.
You're not famous.
You have no fucking reputation to uphold.
You have no image to uphold.
Does he want to be famous?
That's what I'm saying.
If you don't want to be famous, who cares about your image?
I talk shit.
I got to go back it up.
Nobody cares.
Yeah.
I mean, he wants to be famous.
Yeah.
So then this is great.
You get some fame out of it.
Okay, fair enough.
If he wants to be famous, then it makes sense.
What is he trying to do?
I'm not too sure, but I know he's one of those types.
He talks about himself in third person.
I'm glad he got his ass beat.
Hopefully, they beat that out of him.
What else we got, Mark?
All right, you want to talk about Kodak getting shot at Bieber's party?
Jesus Christ.
How do you get shot?
I don't understand.
You know, the crazy thing is, if we were in town during the Super Bowl, which we were planning to be because we were going to do shows around this weekend and actually spend the Super Bowl in LA, we move some stuff.
We would be at that party 100%.
Like, we would be at that party.
I mean, like, that's family.
You know, Scooter is Bieber's manager.
Yeah.
Right?
So he's going to definitely say, yo, come by the Bieber event.
And we could have defused the situation.
We would have saved Kodak Black.
We might have been able to defuse it.
Or we would be dead.
And you guys wouldn't have been at the party.
Bro.
Why not?
Not that.
We would have to get in, but you wouldn't have gone because it was the after party and you guys call it a night by like beyond whatever.
That's not true.
I'd have called it a night.
Dove would have been there.
Doug and Bala would have been there.
And you guys, he turns up.
It's either he's not going to be a bad person.
He was at the 6.1.
And I don't think that's fair to me because I'd have called it a night at the regular party.
Yeah, probably.
I cost probably would have tapped out.
I would have probably stayed out.
If I'm drinking, if I'm drinking, I'm going for it.
I probably would have stayed out.
There's a very good chance that we're at that party.
I think there's 100% chance you're at that party.
And if it's a fucking event like that, I might even stay up.
I wouldn't stay up.
I knew I was lying as soon as I said it.
There's no way I'm going.
And I would have protected Kodak.
I actually feel bad I wasn't there.
Yeah.
I let him down.
Now, is this the best thing that could happen to Kodak?
What?
Make him chill for a minute?
No, anytime a rapper gets shot and doesn't die, it's just an amazing boost to their career.
The only thing that would have been better for his career would have been dying.
Exactly.
But this way he gets to not die.
Yes, exactly.
No, because, you know, dying is great for your numbers.
Yeah.
But now you get all this PR.
You get all this news.
People are like, who's Kodak Black?
They're looking on Spotify.
They're watching the music videos.
They're listening to the songs, et cetera.
But now you get to talk about getting shot.
And then you're on, what is it, Twitter live or whatever that shit is the next day?
Did you see that?
He was in like a spaces room.
Twitter spaces.
I think they have this kind of like live clubhouse version.
Yeah.
But yeah, this is great for him.
Especially if you're doing like the super thug thing.
Like this is phenomenal.
Getting shot.
Matter of fact, if you're a super thug and you haven't survived getting shot, are you really super thugging?
I heard from somebody out there that this might have been retaliation for the comments he made after Nipsey passed.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
They said they would come across.
Yo, being a thug exhausting, bro.
How do you hold on to this shit for some time?
You gotta remember it?
They got nothing else to do.
They're like fucking wives, dog.
How do you remember all this negative shit we be saying all the time?
Just locking away.
Oh my God, bro.
Forget something.
Nah, they don't forget, dog.
Yeah, they do.
They're like elephants.
Thugs Remembering Negative Shit00:03:17
There's this guy who's hilarious.
Do you guys know, oh, fuck, what is his name?
Crit Mac?
55th Street.
Oh, yeah.
That guy.
He's always on No Jumper podcast.
He's like this guy.
He's probably like the most famous Crip now, like online.
And he's like a really charismatic dude.
He's like really funny.
He's got a big five tattoo on the side of his face.
And like everything is, I'm going to keep it 55th Street.
Like it's just hilarious.
And some Facebook posts surfaced when he was a kid claiming a different set.
We're talking about like super young.
Claiming, maybe talking shit about the set that he's currently in.
And he had to go back to the neighborhood and get, I guess, what's called DP'd disciplined.
And he went back in there and just started tussling with some dudes.
He got some shots and he got some shots off.
They got some shots off.
And that's what it was.
But it's like he's putting on the set.
He's the most recognizable and probably famous crypt.
It's not Snoop right now.
And even he had to go back to the neighborhood and the OGs had to go, yo, when he was a kid.
Like, they're canceling gang members for old tweets.
Isn't that crazy?
Like, gang members can't even get away with tweeting fucked up shit when they're, you know, 10 years ago.
Yeah.
So he had to go fight to like, that's your punishment?
Yeah.
And then see how you hold up?
Nah, it's more you just get jumped, but you can fight back.
Okay, I bet.
Yeah.
Gang members, they forgive.
Should we do that with people who tweet fucked up shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck them.
Yo, get DP'd, dog.
That's DP.
What?
Get DP'd.
Some disciplinary action.
Yo, that's interesting.
Get some disciplinary action, bro.
And the community that you offend gets to be the one doing the DPing.
That's actually decent.
So you have some homophobic tweets from back in the day?
Yo, the gays jump you, bro.
DP.
DP'd.
Gays DP'd.
Real talk.
That's actually a good idea.
So then you only talk shit against people that can't fight.
There it is.
Vegans.
Fuck all that shit you want.
Vegans, let's go.
Let's make it happen.
But for real.
That's interesting.
Pacifists.
Pacifists.
That's a good group.
Yeah, they can't actually do anything.
Religious groups?
Well, certain ones.
Yeah, certain ones.
Yeah, they go to the bottom.
Certain ones about that action.
Yeah.
100%.
DP.
That is the solution.
I think we figured it out.
There it is.
All the world's problems.
That being said, we do have a podcast where we offend people daily, and I wouldn't necessarily want to give them the ability to just beat the shit out of us.
It's not tweets.
You said it was just a shot.
It's only tweets.
So this is only tweets or no, I think, old things said on a podcast as well.
Obviously, with everything that's going on, those also count as tweets.
Like Al said, we've deleted everything from our Twitter past.
But we haven't deleted everything from our podcasting past or maybe Instagram pass.
So now that gives a free pass to these groups that want to beat the shit out of us.
I mean, is that what we want?
Bring it on, bro.
You ready for all that smoke?
Bring it on.
So, are we ready right now to have Dave Chappelle, for example, get five minutes with the most Brolic trans women on the planet?
That'd be entertaining.
That'd be kind of tricky.
That would be entertaining.
Talon Fox?
That'd be tricky.
Like professional MMA.
Trans women.
Oh, no.
Professional MMA.
That might be unfair.
That might be tilted.
You can't have it slanting in favor like that.
So it's got to be like a brolic trans woman, but not professional.
Deleting Social Media Past00:11:15
Well, no, but that's not the rule in the gangs and the gangs.
They got the biggest motherfuckers out there.
That's the biggest person is going to be mad racist.
Say that.
That means just like the biggest person could be super racist.
No, I think that's fair and light, though.
But that's how it used to be.
Yeah, it is.
If you were big, then everything was fine.
That's a life rule, I think.
And then they developed martial arts to give an advantage to smaller people.
Yeah.
Right?
And then they developed guns.
And bombs and things.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, that is literally what happened.
The smallest people developed martial arts.
Think about that.
Yeah.
Decent points.
Asians are the smallest people, right?
They had to develop that shit so they could deal with these big old fucking cyclopses they were bumping into around the world.
Yeah.
Right?
Imagine people were small back in the day already.
Yeah.
So imagine back in the day, these four foot two inch Asians were traveling the world and they were bumping into these black people who were fucking massive.
These white people were massive.
They're like, we need to learn some shit.
Put your fucking hands up tucking your thumbs.
Judo.
Jiu-Jitsu.
Yes.
Use some judo.
Use some jiu-jitsu.
Use your feet a little bit.
Wow, yeah.
Right?
East Timor is the shortest country.
Of course.
It's Southeastern Asia.
Of course it is.
Average height is 5'1.
5'1.
Come on, dude.
We know about this shit.
Look at the average height in the Amazon.
Even the chicks are tall as fuck out there, aren't they?
Tall.
Huh?
How many people live in the Amazon?
Aren't they the Amazon tribes?
Wonder woman.
Whatever.
You know, one of them is pretty strong, whatever.
You know what I mean?
Tell the truth.
On average, the weapon-bearing females measure five feet, six inches, making them tall for their time.
Exactly.
Huge.
Five, six.
Imagine you're a dude, 5'1, traveling the world, and you see a country just full of women.
They're all six inches taller than you.
Yeah, that's wild.
Holy shit.
That's wild.
Holy shit.
That's a huge problem, dude.
You got to develop some form of martial arts.
They also invented gunpowder.
Right?
The Asians?
That's true.
China, yeah.
They got to keep stepping it up.
They got to equalize all of that.
They got to equalize.
Other people started to develop versions of martial arts.
So they're like, fuck.
There you go.
We're getting screwed out here.
Boom.
Gunpowder.
Right?
Yep.
We invented social media.
They invent TikTok.
It's happening today.
That's what they do.
That's their new martial arts.
That's what they do.
They went from this to this.
Yeah, that's it.
So true.
Speaking of different countries, it's kind of off topic.
I don't like talking about Pornhub released their year-in-review data.
Ooh.
This is good.
Top search results from different states and different countries.
Do they have bottom search results as well?
This is top search results from around the globe in 2021.
Oh, I love this all.
United States is ebony.
Let's fucking go.
Morocco.
Wow.
Morocco is anal.
Wait, what?
Morocco's number one search result is anal.
Anal dub.
Yep, dudes.
There it goes.
That makes sense.
Okay.
Canada, you got lesbian.
Hey, look at India staying true, yo.
Where's India?
India is Indian.
Oh, shit.
Yo, that's actually, that's on brand.
Fire, yo, stay true.
Fire, dub.
That's what's up.
All right.
Africa's ebony.
Yeah.
Except until you get to the north, then it's lesbian.
Oh, wow.
Arab, they like lesbian.
Yeah, it kind of makes sense, though, right?
Oh, no, no.
Arab is Arab.
That country right there.
That middle one.
What is that?
Algeria or something?
I think so, yeah.
That's Tunisia.
That's Algeria.
And then what is this?
All of like Eastern?
Anybody asked what Tunisia was?
Ain't nobody asked what Tunisia was.
You're just trying to flex in fucking African country.
You know what I'm saying?
Ain't nobody asked, bro.
I was impressed, though.
I was impressed.
You know who?
You know, Marshall.
Yo, Africa love ebony, bro.
Overall, Africa, Africa.
Yo, why is Russia about hentai?
The world loves ebony, yo.
Yo, hentai.
Can we talk about that?
Yeah, that's a lot.
And Brazil.
Russia loves hentai, bro.
Yo, what is hentai?
Brazilian, fucking.
That's cartooned fucking.
Oh, I thought that's anime.
But when anime is fucking hentai.
Oh.
Yeah.
When animes aren't fucking, it's just anime.
It's just anime.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what's up.
Why do British colonies love lesbian porn so much?
I don't know.
Canada, Australia.
I think that's just where chicks are watching porn, and most chicks watch lesbian porn.
The most liberated female countries are going to have women who also watch porn.
And that disrupts.
And they watch lesbian porn because that's the only porn that is made to pleasure the women in the porn.
Yeah.
So this is not a true list.
I mean, it is.
No, it's not.
Oh, yeah.
It's not a tricky one.
It's not just the men in the country.
We only care about what men are watching.
I mean, nobody goes, I wonder what women are watching in porn.
Just find out what the men are watching.
I don't know how I feel about the fact that Pakistan is number one is India as well.
This is by state.
This is a big story.
Yo, this is Texas, bro.
Yo, What is New York, baby?
What's New York, baby?
Say it with your chest, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
No, yo.
Save with your chest, baby.
You offset the whole thing.
Save your chest, baby.
You offset the whole entire story.
Damn right, you did.
What is it?
Foot job, New York.
Yo, why is it?
I'll tell you this.
Why is it New York?
Why is New York foot job?
Because people walk everywhere.
Least amount of sandals.
Because nobody wants to walk around New York with sandals because your feet get so fucking dirty.
So we don't get to see feet that much.
It's like anal in Morocco.
Exactly.
Right?
You only get to do that within your family.
But outside of that, it's foot.
And if you look at California, the most is Asian.
Why is that?
Because there's a lot of them over there, of course.
Yeah.
San Francisco.
So they're skewing the search.
Yeah, look at Louisiana.
Yeah, why is it naked?
Naked women.
They're always naked.
They just got the internet in Louisiana.
That's what you Google in your internet.
Dude, that's just Mardi Gras.
They're not even watching porn.
They're just celebrating.
Florida's magic.
Yo, yo, yo.
Texas.
Who is Harley Quinn?
That's the joke.
Carlo Robbie and Suicide.
That's so funny.
That's an entire topic.
Where are you?
Where is this place?
Where's that?
I don't know what state that is.
Maine or something?
Maine is fisting.
Those fucking weirdos, dude.
You fucking weirdos, dude.
Fisting?
Wow.
That is nuts.
What?
Trans.
Where, where?
Where's Maryland?
Where's Maryland?
Yep, that's that DC shit.
Oh, that's that DC shit.
Maryland, there you go.
That's New Jersey.
Femdom?
Come on, New Jersey.
Now that makes sense to them, tough-ass Italian women on real housewives like cursing at their husbands all the goddamn time.
Yo, furry?
Mississippi's furry?
Yep.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Nebraska is pantyhose.
Yo, morning sex.
Can someone explain this?
Yeah, they don't, the sun doesn't set.
Because the sun doesn't set.
That's a good ass point.
It's just morning sex all the time.
They're just looking for daytime fucking.
Yeah.
They need to see light.
Yeah, light is interesting.
Where's Idaho?
Huge boobs.
No, giant test.
Oh.
Oh, Amazon, dude.
It's giant tests.
That's Idaho.
I'm still trying to figure out what state is Harley Quinn, bro.
She's killing us.
That's Iowa.
Yo, can you just quinn?
Oh, Iowa.
Yo, Harley Quinn.
Oh, no, that's Michigan's blowjob.
What is that?
Where does it say Harley Quinn?
Right there.
Oh, wow.
Lesbian yoga?
Iowa.
Wisconsin.
Wisconsin.
Yo, Quickie?
Yo, that's how cold it is up there.
Blowjob.
That's Michigan.
Yo, what is that?
Blowjob.
Oh, yeah.
What is Joy?
301.
J-O-I?
Three-on-one.
Three-on-one.
What, Joy?
No, I don't know.
No, three-on-one.
Wait, where is that?
What are you saying?
Oh, it's J-O-I?
J-O-I.
It's a fucking Utah.
I saw three person.
He saw three too, right?
I thought that shit was an area code.
Yo, what happened to your glasses, bro?
I don't know, but your boy needs that.
That's a very specific amateur wife.
Yeah, that's not even what that means.
That's a little wild.
Yeah, look at Florida.
Look at Florida.
You cucked.
Yo, that's just Matt Gay, Doug.
That's the news.
They just like the news down there.
I mean, some of this is crazy.
Oh, man.
Texas loves everything big.
Hand job, I can't even trust you.
Who looks at hand job porn?
What cucks are you talking about?
What is tribbing?
What?
Where's that?
Where?
Vermont up at the top.
Yo, who is penis pump?
Nah, that's next level loser shit.
Son, you watch that.
That's South Carolina's penis pump.
Yo, sex toy is New Hampshire.
Yo, Vibrator is that Atlanta?
Nah, nah.
Atlanta is not Atlanta.
Yo, big ass is Atlanta.
That makes South Carolina.
South Carolina, that's some loser shit right there, dude.
Oh, North Carolina's penis pump?
Yeah.
Yo, BBW.
Was that West Virginia?
Big black woman?
It does West Virginia, bro.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Beautiful in it.
Big.
Oh, just all fat girls count as BBW.
Okay.
Natural thicks.
That's going to be a little bit.
Thick Latina is Texas.
That makes so much sense, though.
Fire, dog.
I've been arguing fire.
Twerking, I guess, as Vegas.
Yeah, they're just getting tips on their fucking job.
Mormon porn.
That's unbelievable.
What is Mormon porn?
I don't know.
Coffee drinking?
Just going to a Starbucks?
Yeah.
Anal cream pie.
Oh, that's kind of fire.
What is J-O-I?
Can you Google that real quick?
I'm about to do a little Google search.
If you had to guess, what is your guess for what J-O-I is?
Jerk off inside.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're close.
What is it?
Jerk off instructions.
What?
These niggas need instructions, bro?
Bro.
What?
What?
Seattle, right?
We got to give up that state.
I don't know.
Yeah, son.
Seattle.
Portland.
That's Oregon.
Yeah.
Oh, that's Portland.
That's the discipline up top.
You see, we need that.
We're going to send you up there.
That's crazy.
I mean, are any of these surprising?
All the weird ones are kind of surprising.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All of them.
Yeah.
Cartoon.
I don't like New York as foot job, though.
I love that.
That makes me so happy.
Yo, I love thick Latina, but that's that's also fire if it's foot job.
Yo, time spent per visit, Philippines killing them.
Yo, Philippines be not coming.
Yeah, fucking losers.
Get a job.
Get off the stories, bro.
Get a job, Carol.
You got shit to do.
What are we at?
We're right here.
And I missed 44.
Middle of the pack, as always.
Who's the quickest?
Russia.
They got shit to do.
Nah, the internet be getting cut off.
We figure that out.
Time spent by state, Wyoming.
Nothing to do.
I'm telling you.
It makes sense.
Short is betting New York dumb low.
See, I told you.
You got shit to do.
Connecticut?
Them motherfuckers are rich, bro.
They got things to do.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Favorite times?
I mean, it makes sense.
Right before bed.
Yeah.
Lonely motherfuckers.
All right.
All right.
All right, guys.
Look, this has been another episode of Flagrant 2.
Thank you guys so much for tuning in.
We appreciate you.
We might have to hit him up again this week, bro.
We might have to hit him up.
We might have to bless him again with something special this week.
I'm not going to say too much more, but we might have to hit him up with something special this week.
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