Flagrant - Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh - Julia Fox Loves FOURSOMES?!
Aired: 2022-02-11
Duration: 15:33


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[00:00:20]  Are we talking about Julia Fox and her sexual proclivities?
[00:00:23]  Yeah, please inform me.
[00:00:25]  No, you have to inform me.
[00:00:26]  You're the one that's been jerking off to it all night.
[00:00:29]  You like that?
[00:00:30]  Yeah, Julia Fox, that's me, dude.
[00:00:32]  That's what I'm jerking off to.
[00:00:33]  Why do you like that?
[00:00:34]  I'm right-wing sing.
[00:00:35]  I love right-wing sing?
[00:00:38]  I love the first one shit.
[00:00:41]  Now, can you run it back to the beginning, Mark?
[00:00:43]  And can we hear what she's saying?
[00:00:44]  She's on the Call Her Daddy podcast and loves.
[00:00:47]  Perfect.
[00:00:47]  Her muted?
[00:00:48]  That's...
[00:00:50]  This is just the trailer, my dude.
[00:00:52]  This is just the trailer for her on the Call Her Daddy podcast.
[00:00:55]  Shouts to Alexandra Cooper.
[00:00:57]  You're welcome for helping you secure an extra $30 million fucking dollar.
[00:01:00]  You can answer a DM and come on a goddamn podcast.
[00:01:02]  Yeah, she ain't done nothing over there.
[00:01:04]  Low-key Dove knows her boyfriend and still can't get her on the fucking podcast.
[00:01:08]  She is protecting her brand.
[00:01:11]  From what?
[00:01:12]  I think she's had a couple issues.
[00:01:14]  From your third episode, Drinking Fits.
[00:01:16]  No, I'm not having a drinking fit.
[00:01:18]  How can she protect her fans?
[00:01:20]  You scared people.
[00:01:20]  Am I scaring you?
[00:01:22]  Sorry.
[00:01:23]  What is her brand?
[00:01:24]  I don't know, but looking at Mark is pissing me off.
[00:01:27]  Okay?
[00:01:29]  On the fucking sunglasses, dude.
[00:01:30]  I hate you so much.
[00:01:31]  Is it the sunglasses?
[00:01:32]  Is it the sunglasses?
[00:01:33]  Definitely contributing to me.
[00:01:34]  Take them off.
[00:01:35]  Take them off.
[00:01:35]  Yeah, you got to switch it up, dude.
[00:01:38]  Let me see.
[00:01:39]  Oh, dude.
[00:01:40]  Oh, so much.
[00:01:41]  Well, now you look like a rip.
[00:01:42]  You look like shit, but Al actually can pull off those fucking glasses.
[00:01:45]  You look like Morpheus.
[00:01:46]  No, he doesn't.
[00:01:46]  He looks like the key maker.
[00:01:49]  It's a Matrix reference as well.
[00:01:51]  Thank you, Al, for at least getting it.
[00:01:52]  Thank you, Al.
[00:01:53]  Let's bring up Matrix.
[00:01:54]  You haven't even seen it.
[00:01:56]  It's the new Matrix.
[00:01:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:58]  Made it Koonin Bosa.
[00:02:00]  Made it Koonin Bosa.
[00:02:02]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:02]  I'm trying to steer the country in the right direction right now.
[00:02:05]  I don't have time for your fucking movies about woke red pills.
[00:02:09]  You know what I mean?
[00:02:10]  Dude, that movie was the first fucking red pill, dude.
[00:02:12]  Yeah.
[00:02:13]  You wouldn't be here without that movie.
[00:02:14]  Made by two trans women, respect.
[00:02:16]  Dude, that's why I protested that.
[00:02:17]  What's redder than that?
[00:02:19]  They're trying to give periods.
[00:02:21]  I don't know.
[00:02:21]  Guys, I don't know, guys.
[00:02:22]  I don't know.
[00:02:24]  I don't know.
[00:02:25]  That would have been good if you...
[00:02:27]  All right, this is what Julia Fox had to say.
[00:02:29]  All right.
[00:02:29]  This is just a little piece.
[00:02:30]  Let me see.
[00:02:34]  Like the pussy, they'll never be good enough for the pussy.
[00:02:40]  Good use of music.
[00:02:44]  Torture room.
[00:02:45]  This might be...
[00:02:47]  I could smother them, maybe sit on their face.
[00:02:49]  That's her dominatrix.
[00:02:50]  But they'll never, ever be good enough for my vagina.
[00:02:53]  I'm into like weirdly like, like partner, like swapping and then like watching or something.
[00:02:59]  So like four sums.
[00:03:01]  Yeah.
[00:03:04]  Rumor has it.
[00:03:05]  You're dating someone new.
[00:03:07]  Have you guys put a label on?
[00:03:08]  What was your first impression of this?
[00:03:10]  Do you think Kanye's boots are set?
[00:03:11]  How did you guys leave it before you went to New York?
[00:03:13]  Why do you not consider it love?
[00:03:14]  What do you say to people who claim this is not a real relationship?
[00:03:17]  Have you ever felt in these moments like a little overwhelmed?
[00:03:20]  No.
[00:03:22]  Oh, good answer.
[00:03:25]  I thought that was a good answer.
[00:03:26]  No?
[00:03:27]  Like, I don't know if you guys get the sense, but like, I watch her and I'm like, oh, yeah, she's been waiting for this her whole life.
[00:03:35]  Yeah.
[00:03:35]  Yeah.
[00:03:36]  And she's like, finally, you guys realize that I deserve all of this attention.
[00:03:41]  Yes.
[00:03:42]  Does that absolutely be awesome?
[00:03:44]  Why do you feel that?
[00:03:46]  I get that feeling.
[00:03:47]  Why do you feel that?
[00:03:48]  Because all the girls that want to be chosen, that's being chosen.
[00:03:53]  That's a pinnacle.
[00:03:54]  That's drafted number one overall.
[00:03:55]  That's what they want.
[00:03:56]  I want to be drafted.
[00:03:57]  Yeah.
[00:03:57]  And now she's like, ooh, I got this limelight.
[00:03:59]  I'm off, but I'll tell you something.
[00:04:01]  I'm gonna play it the right way.
[00:04:02]  This is for round two for her.
[00:04:04]  It's so good.
[00:04:04]  It's so good.
[00:04:05]  Uncut gems.
[00:04:06]  She was just supposed to be like an advisor, and she was in the part, and she was so authentic.
[00:04:11]  She was teaching them what the real situation was in that film.
[00:04:15]  So she already has shown, like, no, no, no, me being me works.
[00:04:19]  So, yeah, but that was fifth overall traffic.
[00:04:21]  Now she's going first, first in the league.
[00:04:23]  That's pretty fire.
[00:04:25]  Going brazy.
[00:04:26]  I need you both to take off those sunglasses.
[00:04:28]  I'm seeing the world of 5D now for the first time.
[00:04:29]  Okay.
[00:04:30]  Why?
[00:04:31]  I don't know.
[00:04:31]  I see amazing.
[00:04:32]  I can't believe this is how he sees all the time.
[00:04:34]  Whoa, dude.
[00:04:35]  Yeah.
[00:04:35]  Everyone's black.
[00:04:36]  It's awesome.
[00:04:38]  Black history glasses.
[00:04:39]  That's the best world.
[00:04:40]  That's what I'm saying, bro.
[00:04:41]  I'm in Wakanda.
[00:04:42]  Let's go.
[00:04:43]  Except Biggie.
[00:04:43]  He's white now.
[00:04:45]  It has reverse effects.
[00:04:47]  John Candy.
[00:04:50]  Al, wake it up, Miles.
[00:04:51]  Okay.
[00:04:54]  Al, can you please take the glasses off?
[00:04:55]  Yeah, but it's absolutely infuriating me.
[00:04:57]  Why don't you try?
[00:04:58]  I think that I think that's what you're missing.
[00:04:59]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:05:00]  I'm not going to wear them.
[00:05:01]  No, I like that.
[00:05:01]  I like that.
[00:05:02]  Try them.
[00:05:05]  That's embarrassing.
[00:05:06]  If I was wearing it, if I was.
[00:05:07]  He said he was going to compete in the Olympics.
[00:05:10]  That's what happened when I threw the ellips.
[00:05:12]  You just didn't catch it, bro.
[00:05:13]  Just catch it.
[00:05:14]  Who'd you throw the ellip gloss?
[00:05:15]  He tried to kill you, remember?
[00:05:16]  He tried to take your life.
[00:05:17]  Oh my God, dude.
[00:05:18]  I hate you so much.
[00:05:19]  Why?
[00:05:20]  You look awful.
[00:05:20]  Can you try these on?
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[00:06:17]  Indulge.
[00:06:18]  Join the asshole on.
[00:06:20]  Yeah, sure.
[00:06:20]  Yeah, these that don't work.
[00:06:23]  They don't work.
[00:06:23]  They don't work, dude.
[00:06:24]  They're terrible sunglasses.
[00:06:26]  I mean, they break off me because hold on.
[00:06:28]  Actually, low-key, dude, you don't look horrible.
[00:06:33]  No, you don't look horrible, dude.
[00:06:35]  I'm leaving him on.
[00:06:36]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:06:38]  Honestly, he doesn't look horrible.
[00:06:40]  Yeah.
[00:06:42]  You killed it.
[00:06:42]  I mean, you look really cool.
[00:06:44]  Hey, hold on.
[00:06:44]  You look fucking cool, dude.
[00:06:49]  I don't know why it's so funny, but it's it.
[00:06:52]  I'm going to give one suggestion to take him a little bit down.
[00:06:55]  One centimeter.
[00:06:56]  Bang.
[00:06:57]  I mean, one half the distance back.
[00:06:59]  Okay, split the difference.
[00:07:00]  I mean, right there.
[00:07:01]  You literally look fucking cool, dude.
[00:07:03]  Yeah.
[00:07:03]  Hey, I feel it.
[00:07:04]  I feel cool.
[00:07:05]  What's up, America?
[00:07:07]  What do you want to do with that?
[00:07:08]  You're going to get your dick sucked, America?
[00:07:11]  We need more Julie Finn.
[00:07:12]  We need more of this attitude.
[00:07:13]  Julian Fawn's not American.
[00:07:15]  No, you cannot allow a white woman to disrespect herself like that.
[00:07:18]  No, this is American, bro.
[00:07:19]  That's for the minorities.
[00:07:20]  She's winning Olympic gold medals for climbing, for social climbing.
[00:07:24]  What is oh, social climbing?
[00:07:26]  Yeah.
[00:07:27]  Okay, let's talk about that.
[00:07:28]  That's an Olympic gold right there.
[00:07:29]  That is true.
[00:07:30]  So she social climbed herself up to the pinnacle.
[00:07:34]  Is Kanye the Pinnacle?
[00:07:35]  Is that number one?
[00:07:36]  I mean, if I mean, was it?
[00:07:37]  Looking Nancy Reagan throated herself to First Lady.
[00:07:41]  That's true.
[00:07:41]  That's a good point.
[00:07:42]  I don't know if she's top first lady.
[00:07:44]  But Kim's a first lady.
[00:07:45]  Both of them are lames because ASAP got the crown, bro.
[00:07:48]  Rihanna's not American.
[00:07:55]  Not American doesn't count.
[00:07:57]  I thought you'd have my back on this.
[00:07:59]  I'm with you.
[00:07:59]  Yeah, obviously.
[00:08:00]  You don't want to claim that.
[00:08:01]  You are.
[00:08:02]  You don't want to claim that.
[00:08:03]  This is performative.
[00:08:04]  That's bullshit.
[00:08:05]  This is performative.
[00:08:06]  I've never heard you speak about Rihanna in the history of our friendship.
[00:08:09]  Performative.
[00:08:10]  Performative.
[00:08:11]  What?
[00:08:11]  Fake.
[00:08:11]  Performative.
[00:08:12]  Fake, fake.
[00:08:13]  Fake, dude.
[00:08:14]  Fake.
[00:08:14]  Fake.
[00:08:15]  That's a bullfit.
[00:08:16]  Faking it, bro.
[00:08:16]  Faking it.
[00:08:17]  You got fucking Tim's on.
[00:08:18]  You got them three sizes too big.
[00:08:19]  I saw that shit.
[00:08:20]  You fucking asshole.
[00:08:21]  You got two big Tims on, dude.
[00:08:23]  You want everybody to think you got big old fucking feet.
[00:08:24]  You hire.
[00:08:25]  I get the wrong size.
[00:08:26]  I see you.
[00:08:27]  I know.
[00:08:27]  I can see it.
[00:08:28]  I see you walking around.
[00:08:29]  You take them off.
[00:08:30]  You got the wrong size pants.
[00:08:31]  You still haven't fixed it yet.
[00:08:32]  You're right about that.
[00:08:33]  You're right about that.
[00:08:34]  I wear the wrong size pants.
[00:08:35]  Why?
[00:08:35]  I wear them too small.
[00:08:37]  For what reason?
[00:08:37]  So the people can feel comfortable if they have to wear hand-me-downs.
[00:08:39]  So he can.
[00:08:41]  I'm worried about actually being hand-me-ups, but it is what it is.
[00:08:45]  So people can feel comfortable wearing hand-me-ups.
[00:08:47]  Sometimes you have to wear your little brother's clothes.
[00:08:48]  That's a good point.
[00:08:49]  Sometimes, sometimes you live in such extreme poverty.
[00:08:53]  You have to do that.
[00:08:54]  But what you're doing is absolutely ridiculous.
[00:08:56]  Tell them the truth about how you walked in here.
[00:08:59]  You walked in here with slides.
[00:09:00]  You were going to a fucking pickup basketball game and you threw those Tims on just for the podcast, Al.
[00:09:04]  You fucking lying to the people.
[00:09:05]  All right.
[00:09:06]  You fucking tell them what you're coming for.
[00:09:07]  You're already saying I walked in here with swaggy.
[00:09:09]  That's what I heard.
[00:09:10]  I didn't say what slides you were wearing, did I?
[00:09:12]  I didn't say what slides.
[00:09:13]  Are we talking Kanye slides?
[00:09:14]  No.
[00:09:15]  What slides are we talking about?
[00:09:16]  You were just click-clocking with your fucking Japanese geisha slippers, dude, when you walked in, dude.
[00:09:23]  It wasn't going to be wooden.
[00:09:24]  The wooden ones.
[00:09:25]  The wooden ones.
[00:09:26]  Yeah.
[00:09:26]  Do you not know what those are?
[00:09:27]  No, I don't.
[00:09:28]  Oh, convenient.
[00:09:29]  It is pretty convenient.
[00:09:30]  Now you just forget that you fucking click-clocked up in here, dude.
[00:09:33]  Don't culturally appropriate.
[00:09:34]  We don't do that.
[00:09:35]  Oh, what?
[00:09:37]  Popiate, bro.
[00:09:38]  A poppy?
[00:09:39]  This motherfucking bitch gets everywhere.
[00:09:41]  Don't say I get everywhere.
[00:09:43]  He's drunk.
[00:09:43]  What's your experience?
[00:09:45]  He just started.
[00:09:45]  He's on drinks.
[00:09:46]  I didn't just start.
[00:09:47]  He's drunk on Alice.
[00:09:47]  I've been drunk.
[00:09:48]  Yeah.
[00:09:49]  I've been drunk, Al.
[00:09:51]  Okay?
[00:09:51]  Fuck you and your size 14 Timberlands, dude.
[00:09:55]  What size?
[00:09:55]  I got a big size.
[00:09:56]  What size are there, dude?
[00:09:58]  You do not have a big foot.
[00:09:59]  I got a big size.
[00:10:00]  Don't start with me.
[00:10:01]  You see Shaq.
[00:10:01]  Shaq's foot.
[00:10:03]  You see Shaq's foot?
[00:10:04]  Oh my God.
[00:10:06]  This guy chirping in.
[00:10:08]  Thank you so much.
[00:10:09]  He throws this size.
[00:10:11]  This has been in Miles' mouth.
[00:10:12]  Something to throw.
[00:10:13]  Did you see Shaq's foot?
[00:10:14]  Huh?
[00:10:15]  Did you see Shaq's foot?
[00:10:16]  What size?
[00:10:16]  You're a big foot guy.
[00:10:17]  Yeah, yeah, here.
[00:10:18]  Yeah.
[00:10:18]  No, no, I didn't want to hit you.
[00:10:19]  I wanted to throw it back at you.
[00:10:20]  Barefoot.
[00:10:20]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:21]  Nails.
[00:10:22]  What about it?
[00:10:22]  Shaq's got the most insane feet, maybe, of all time.
[00:10:24]  Gnarly?
[00:10:26]  Gnarly, dude.
[00:10:26]  Gnarly.
[00:10:28]  They all have bad feet.
[00:10:28]  Yeah, athletes got bad feet, bro.
[00:10:30]  That's why I call this shit athlete's foot.
[00:10:32]  Oh, that's a good point.
[00:10:32]  It's not a compliment.
[00:10:34]  This shit is brutal, right?
[00:10:35]  But over here.
[00:10:38]  Oh, shit, bro.
[00:10:40]  I have found one place that Shaq is not allowed.
[00:10:42]  Look, I'll be asked: the shape of the loafers.
[00:10:46]  The ashes are the shape of the loafers.
[00:10:52]  I mean, that's he's a legend, dude.
[00:10:53]  Absolute legends.
[00:10:54]  Shaq's a legend.
[00:10:55]  You worth half a billy.
[00:10:56]  I think you could have your feet whatever you want.
[00:10:58]  That's confidence, though.
[00:10:59]  You go, yo, my feet look crazy.
[00:11:01]  Look at them.
[00:11:01]  Look at them, dude.
[00:11:02]  I'm worth half a billy, bro.
[00:11:04]  I'm not even wearing shoes no more.
[00:11:05]  Son, that's Shaq, dog.
[00:11:07]  That's fucking athlete, bro.
[00:11:08]  We can't have feet like that.
[00:11:11]  Al, you might.
[00:11:12]  Not yet.
[00:11:12]  Not yet.
[00:11:14]  My feet are beautiful.
[00:11:14]  Fuck out of here, bro.
[00:11:16]  I think they're ugly now, so I've been wearing them fucking shoes all the time.
[00:11:18]  You know, he stopped wearing sandals.
[00:11:20]  Disrespect.
[00:11:20]  Remember, Al used to have his toes out all the time?
[00:11:22]  His feet have gotten objectively uglier.
[00:11:25]  They have.
[00:11:25]  How did he get into it?
[00:11:27]  His feet have gotten objected to what I'm doing.
[00:11:29]  You don't want to have a foot on.
[00:11:33]  I'll throw him a foot off.
[00:11:33]  I bet your shit's a duplicate now.
[00:11:35]  He's getting better.
[00:11:36]  Left to left.
[00:11:37]  You might got me.
[00:11:38]  If I put my right foot out, you'll cut your leg off at the fucking thigh.
[00:11:42]  That's how embarrassed you'll be.
[00:11:43]  You'd rather be Oscar Pistorius than go right foot to right foot with me.
[00:11:48]  So let's do it right now.
[00:11:49]  You're not ready to take it off.
[00:11:50]  I'm not going to take my fucking clothing off, dude.
[00:11:52]  See, he's scared.
[00:11:53]  Look at that.
[00:11:53]  Oh, you'll jump 360, but you won't take a shoe off.
[00:11:56]  You jump a 540?
[00:11:57]  You jump a 540, bitch.
[00:11:59]  She's on the 540.
[00:12:00]  I take my shoe off.
[00:12:01]  Take it over right now.
[00:12:01]  Joe, do a 540.
[00:12:02]  You said I did already.
[00:12:03]  You didn't do a 540 with your size 14 fucking tip on my body.
[00:12:06]  I thought you did that two days ago.
[00:12:07]  That's why you were able to do it.
[00:12:09]  That's it two days ago.
[00:12:10]  You sore still.
[00:12:12]  You've been walking out sore since you did that.
[00:12:15]  Have we tricked the people into thinking it's two days later?
[00:12:18]  I'm not going to convince you.
[00:12:18]  100%.
[00:12:19]  Dude, you look so goddamn cool.
[00:12:20]  It's on the bottom.
[00:12:21]  I'm going to fuck everybody, dude.
[00:12:22]  Everybody getting.
[00:12:23]  You literally are Tom Cruise right now.
[00:12:25]  Top gun.
[00:12:26]  But he hides one of his best.
[00:12:27]  Top gun.
[00:12:28]  Yes, dude.
[00:12:29]  No, no, but then you get the top gun like that.
[00:12:31]  Oh, shit.
[00:12:33]  Oh, shit.
[00:12:34]  Al almost let me suck his dick right there.
[00:12:36]  Yo, having nice eyes is cool with glasses because you peek over them.
[00:12:40]  You bust it out.
[00:12:40]  Oh, yeah.
[00:12:41]  You were hiding your best gun.
[00:12:42]  You're being humble.
[00:12:43]  Yeah, right?
[00:12:43]  Yeah, it's a human.
[00:12:44]  I'm being humble with this.
[00:12:45]  Take them off.
[00:12:46]  Take them off.
[00:12:46]  Show it to him.
[00:12:48]  Oh, shit.
[00:12:49]  What's up, man?
[00:12:49]  You're low-key, dude.
[00:12:50]  What's up, Patrick?
[00:12:51]  Do that one more time, bro.
[00:12:52]  Are you tricky?
[00:12:53]  No, but my balls got fattened and my pants just split them.
[00:12:56]  So I got the fat lips.
[00:12:59]  So I got the fat pussy lips.
[00:13:01]  Because my pants just hit it with the sword.
[00:13:02]  It's always impromptu and so vivid.
[00:13:04]  That's not detailed.
[00:13:06]  What?
[00:13:06]  What detail?
[00:13:07]  Yeah, I almost spit on my own.
[00:13:08]  Stop.
[00:13:09]  It's so graphic.
[00:13:10]  We never told the people how you clogged up all of TSA and almost had a national security risk.
[00:13:14]  Why did I do that?
[00:13:15]  You don't remember this?
[00:13:16]  No, what happened?
[00:13:17]  This is why we're going through TSA, TSA pre-check.
[00:13:19]  No one's in the airport.
[00:13:20]  There's mad room.
[00:13:21]  Like, we're going through the line.
[00:13:23]  And I go through, Dove goes through, Vala goes through, and we're standing there.
[00:13:27]  And Scholz is like, where's my shit?
[00:13:30]  Like, my backpack and my jacket are not coming through.
[00:13:33]  And he's like walking around, looking at the people, asking TSA.
[00:13:35]  They're kind of looking around, like, looking at him, kind of annoyed.
[00:13:37]  There's a line of probably 40 people lined up in TSA behind us now.
[00:13:41]  And they're all pre-check, mind you.
[00:13:42]  So they're all pissed off.
[00:13:43]  Like, yo, can we go?
[00:13:44]  Yeah.
[00:13:45]  And they pull him aside.
[00:13:46]  They go, yeah, it seems like a jacket is stuck in the x-ray machine.
[00:13:51]  Wow.
[00:13:52]  Can't handle me.
[00:13:53]  He looks at all and he goes, yeah, apparently there's a jacket stuck in the x-ray machine.
[00:13:58]  I think I know who it is.
[00:14:00]  This guy.
[00:14:01]  Performance fleece, bro.
[00:14:04]  Performance fleece.
[00:14:04]  Are you rocking that old Navy?
[00:14:06]  No.
[00:14:09]  I was Nike's eye.
[00:14:10]  No.
[00:14:11]  I was Nike.
[00:14:11]  And there's nothing wrong with Old Navy.
[00:14:13]  We should be proud of Old Navy.
[00:14:14]  I had some fucking cargo shorts as a kid.
[00:14:17]  I had cargo pants too.

=== The Cargo Pants Debate (01:14) ===

[00:14:18]  Did you have any?
[00:14:19]  Son, you got cargo pants now, bro.
[00:14:21]  Yeah.
[00:14:24]  Sit in that, Al.
[00:14:26]  Sit in that.
[00:14:27]  There's nothing cargo about these goddamn pants.
[00:14:29]  Okay?
[00:14:30]  You know what cargo pants are.
[00:14:31]  I got it.
[00:14:32]  Crazy dick.
[00:14:34]  I didn't even, it was so wrong, I didn't even know where you were going.
[00:14:38]  I'll be honest with you.
[00:14:38]  I had no clue.
[00:14:39]  But do you remember cargo pants the heyday in New York City?
[00:14:43]  We all had them.
[00:14:43]  We all had them.
[00:14:44]  Tan, sometimes if you black, you had the camos.
[00:14:49]  Yo, you.
[00:14:49]  No, no, no, no.
[00:14:50]  Don't give him his shit back.
[00:14:51]  Don't give him his shit back.
[00:14:52]  Yeah, sunglasses.
[00:14:53]  Come on.
[00:14:54]  Get out of here.
[00:14:54]  You guys keep wearing sunglasses for.
[00:14:56]  Guess my forehead, bro.
[00:14:57]  You've got a visor, son.
[00:14:58]  You didn't need no fucking sunglasses.
[00:15:01]  Yeah, you're good.
[00:15:03]  His hat extends forward because his forehead is so big.
[00:15:08]  It's not even the face.
[00:15:09]  It's like depth.
[00:15:10]  Yeah, your eyes are pushed in.
[00:15:12]  Yeah, sunken, but they don't even feel sunk.
[00:15:14]  My forehead's protruding.
[00:15:15]  Yeah, it's not your forehead that's sticking out.
[00:15:17]  What is it?
[00:15:18]  It's a little combination of both.
[00:15:20]  I'm trying to help him out.
[00:15:21]  Oh, yeah.
[00:15:21]  Nah, it's normal.
[00:15:23]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:15:24]  So it's normal.
[00:15:24]  You're not built like Peter Dinklich at all, dude.
[00:15:29]  It's not at all, dude.
[00:15:32]  This is not bad fuck at