Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh dissect Bhad Bhabie's million-dollar OnlyFans launch at 18, debating whether men waiting for her legal age demonstrates virtue or hidden obsession with underage content. They analyze Pornhub's categorization issues while exploring a hypothetical father-daughter dynamic involving strict pre-18 control versus post-18 autonomy, joking about grooming rituals and parental authority. Ultimately, the conversation highlights the complex tension between enforcing childhood innocence and respecting an adult daughter's sexual freedom in the digital age. [Automatically generated summary]
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Rewarding Creepy Behavior00:04:30
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Talk about happy birthday.
Let's talk about Bad Baby again, bro, because now she's officially 18 as fuck.
That was actually respectful of us.
We waited a little bit.
Yeah, all these motherfuckers jumped on those pictures.
They jumped all over those pictures.
You don't even know if she took those pictures when she was still 17.
You don't know if those pictures are legal.
We didn't look at those pictures.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
What pictures?
We didn't know there was pictures.
We didn't know there was video.
Who's Bad Baby?
I don't even know who Bad Baby is.
Get baby out your name, bitch.
Can we call her, bitch, now that she's no longer 17?
Absolutely.
Okay.
Okay.
Bring a bitch back.
Are we bringing a bitch back?
Yeah, hanging around Jelly.
You can just call her girl.
Did we tell the story about Jelly with the Heavies?
We did, right?
Oh, that was so great.
It was the most amazing thing.
I've never seen a person use the word bitch politely.
It was amazing.
It's the best.
Anyway, so Bad Baby is absolutely murdering it on OnlyFans.
OnlyFans.
Shout out to OnlyFans.
And yeah, I don't know what else to say about it.
A million dollars is impressive.
Yeah.
It's also creepy that people have been waiting.
That as soon as she turned 18, motherfuckers were just PayPal and whatever.
Cash happened.
They had it ready.
But also respect.
Like, that's what you're supposed to do.
That's a fair point, actually.
Just wait.
That's a fair point, actually.
Motherfuckers, just wait.
It ain't that hard, is it?
Just wait.
That's a fair point.
Anybody who is lusting after a 17-year-old, if you can wait a matter of months, you will see her vagina for $5.
Like, what a time to be alive, bro.
You can't just wait, dog.
That's a good point.
It's unbelievable.
No excuses.
I don't know, man.
What's that?
Because she didn't get on OnlyFans until she turned 18.
So what does that mean?
That means motherfuckers wanted her to be on OnlyFans.
But they waited.
Or she was 18.
But they waited.
They waited, bro.
But they could not wait.
They didn't have the option to get on her OnlyFans beforehand.
So I'm saying, have waited?
If it was legal earlier, they would have gone earlier, but they're law-abiding citizenship.
Chris Hansen should have.
If she was on there before 18, would they have waited is what we're saying.
Well, she wouldn't be able.
She wouldn't be allowed to.
That's what Chris Hansen should do.
He should let Bad Baby go on OnlyFans or make a fake OnlyFans with the under 18 and then catches all the people.
Everyone on there?
Boom.
Straight up.
That's a great idea.
Straight to jail.
I like it.
But I understand what you're saying.
They're abiding by the law, but they want to see her naked at 17.
Yeah.
Right?
They did.
But the fact that they waited, I respect that.
Well, they're not.
He's not even saying they're abiding by law.
He's saying they're abiding because she wasn't allowed.
She didn't get on there.
If she got on there at 17, he thinks they'd have been.
I don't care if it's illegal or not.
They're paper trail to how fucking creepy they are, and then they get arrested immediately.
If there's a website that's like, hey, we got underage girls, sign up with all your credit card info.
You don't think that somebody's going to be knocking on your door?
Yeah, it's called Pornhub.
I'm sorry, I don't look at underage porn on Pornhub.
Does it exist out there?
There's a category for under 18 on Pornhub.
I promise you there's not.
Now, there's a huge scandal, though, at Pornhub, where they delete mad shit.
Good.
As they should.
I guess what I'm trying to say is these motherfuckers do like this underage-ass girl, and they waited for her to be of age, and that's the type of behavior we need to reward.
That's a good point.
And if you want the of age to be older, let's make it older.
But we got a reward when creeps abide by the rules.
Do you have to reward it?
Yes.
Why?
Because if not, they'd be raping girls more.
Yeah, you don't want them to be like, fuck it.
There's no, I might as well not wait because either way, I'm getting shamed.
Even if I wait and do it the right way, so you got to reward good behavior.
You have to reward people for falling along.
Son, you don't got to reward Bobby Smurter for getting out of jail, but you do it.
Okay?
We don't need to have a party when a motherfucker gets out of jail.
Why are we having a party?
Okay.
You got gold stickers as a kid for doing shit that you're supposed to do.
You did the homework, you get a sticker.
Yeah.
We're just giving them a sticker, bro.
Yeah, it's homework.
It's work you do at home.
So you're telling me that you're not afraid of the people that subscribe to the business.
It's a golden star.
There's a lot of creeps out there that aren't waiting.
Owning Your Daughter's Body00:10:39
That's true.
Okay.
And one day we all might have some daughters.
And I'll be damned if they get fucked before it's legal.
Now.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll be damned.
If your daughter turns 18 and as soon as it's midnight, knock, knock, knock, knock.
How you feel?
If my daughter turns 18 and she, and what's knocking?
What's knocking?
Them dudes.
Them that were waiting.
Some dicks are at the door waiting for her to post the nudes.
No, no, they're saying, yo, let's go.
That's legal.
Let's hang out.
No, my daughter's getting smoked out before 18, bro.
Guaranteed.
No, there's like 35-year-olds.
35-year-olds that were just waiting.
If a 35-year-old is waiting for my daughter to turn 18, she's 18, bro.
That's the rules.
That's the rules.
You got to make some decision for yourself, bro.
If I can send her ass over to Iraq, we'll probably still be fighting that.
What if they're camping out like it's the fucking new iPhone?
Like they just waiting.
Like it's a Harry Potter release.
I mean, a week in advance, they're just sitting there tailgating.
You know what I mean?
Links on the grill.
If they're tailgating.
Nom nom.
If they are tailgating my daughter's 18th birthday, what they got on the grill.
What are we cooking up?
Angus Hammer.
Some steak rare.
I just can't wait for anything.
Bloody.
The bloodiest steaks.
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Now let's get back to it.
Now, look, I don't want the world to fuck my daughter, but I have to accept that the world is allowed to fuck her once she turns 18.
Okay.
I have to accept that.
It's not my pussy no more.
At 18, that's my daughter's pussy.
It's not my pussy.
It's my pussy until she's 18, bro.
Oh, my God.
Yo, hold up.
I literally, I literally, if she's in her room with a dude, I'll be like, Jason, get your hands off my daughter's pussy.
No, my pussy.
I'm like, Jason.
Jason, hands off my pussy, Jason.
That's my pussy.
My house, my pussy.
All the pussies in my house are mine.
Matter of fact, you want to share your pussy with some people?
Move your ass out of my house.
Wow.
Because if it's my house, it's my pussy.
That's a fact.
Even if she's 18?
You 18?
You still living under my roof?
You still living under my hood?
No, but Leekless.
My hood is my hood, bro.
I mean that sincerely.
If you want to go out there and fuck the world.
It's 18, you got to respect the laws.
Bitch, start OnlyFans, bitch.
You can make a million dollars with your ain't shit ass.
Okay?
But you're not going to live under my roof.
What if she starts the OnlyFans under your roof?
No, that's mine.
That's my money too.
She's making a million dollars like Bad Baby.
Nope, I'll take all that money.
So what is it?
Move out, bitch.
And you're going to make it.
You're going to be a slut under my roof.
Not happening.
Not happening.
I feel like this is incongruous with what you were saying.
What was I saying earlier?
I already forgot.
Okay?
We're entertaining today, all right?
This is Patreon.
The people need the Patreon, right?
We don't got a bunch of sluts on this platform.
So what if some guy is like hitting it and then he goes, hey, hey, hey, Mark?
Hey, Mark.
What's the rule?
Oh, yo, this is a great question.
What's the rule?
What if he goes, yo, whose pussy is it?
What is she supposed to say?
I'll literally take the broom and I'll knock on the ceiling, which is her room's floor.
I'll be like, it's mine, Jay.
It's mine.
You smashing my pussy right now, Jay.
Who's Jay?
I don't know.
The guy's going to fuck my daughter, bro.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying, and Jay can only fuck my daughter legally, you know, if they're the same age.
Yeah.
Or younger.
Maybe she's going after some little young bucks.
You know what I mean?
Maybe she's going after them freshmen and them sophomores.
Them juniors.
Yeah, she likes them young, fresh, and green.
Okay?
All I'm saying is, if she's 18, she can move out of my house.
Yeah.
Keep in mind.
My house is also her dorm.
Bitch, if I'm paying for your dorm, you're not going to be getting gutted out in my dorm room.
Yeah, that is.
She's going to be getting tossed up in the dorm room right, dog.
Yeah, what are you saying?
Everybody gets fucked in the dorm.
Dorm is what people fuck.
What are you thinking?
Not my dorm.
You ain't fucking a dorm?
I fucked in a dorm.
Someone else's dorm.
I fucked in my dorm.
I'm fucking in someone else's dorm.
I fuck in different places.
But it's different for me.
And why is it different for you specifically?
I haven't figured that part out.
I'm just saying with my daughter, you guys are crazy to have an 18-year-old daughter.
First of all, under 18 living under your roof, she could do whatever she wants with her pussy?
No.
Margaret, my daughter can't even shave till she's 18.
I'm surprised you even.
My daughter can't shave her pussy.
Our pussy.
My daughter can't shave our pussy until she's 18 years old.
You think you can go get waxed with your mom?
There's no waxing in this family.
Yeah.
No.
You're going to have a Unibrow and a Unipuss.
Anthony Davis.
You and I pussy.
Your pussy going to look like it plays power forward for the Lakers.
That's what your pussy is going to look like and your eyebrow and all that.
I'm not playing games out here, man.
Uh-uh.
Yo, respect.
Develop a personality, little bitch.
Little Harry Brown.
Yeah, come on.
Come on now.
I mean that.
I don't like how open you guys are about your daughter's pussies.
I don't like that.
You guys are all willy-nilly.
She hits 16 years old.
Oh, yeah, I got stroked out by whoever.
I'm surprised you allowed Jason to be in her bedroom.
Wait, I thought it was Jay or Jay.
Whoa, whoa.
I can't remember.
This guy a nickname, Jay.
That's my boy, Jay.
Oh, Jay, my bad.
Jay needs a nut, too.
So he's not under your roof?
He can under my roof.
With permission.
He got to ask me permission.
He got to ask him.
Who he fucking, though?
Say what?
Who he fucking?
He fucking my daughter and my pussy, bro.
He fucking our pussy, bro.
But he had to ask me permission in the right way.
How's that?
He got to be like, he'd be like, yo, I could hammer that home.
And then what would you say?
Or?
What would you say?
What?
I'd be like, only if you play with that hurt.
What if we ask you for a shit?
I don't think my daughter's gonna have big tits, man.
That's your takeaway.
I don't think she's gonna have big tits.
I don't think that.
But he still wants to fuck her anyway.
That's respectable.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Even through the bush, dog.
Yeah.
Yeah, Jay's a fighter.
I guess my point is, I think that Jay's a wild ass boy, but he comes from a good family.
He's just, you know, you know, he means well.
He's going to a good college.
Good grades?
Yeah, he got good grades, going to good college.
Is it his dick, though?
Say again?
Is it his dick?
It's his dick.
It's not his dad.
It's not his daddy's dick fucking your pussy.
No, Don't call a pussy, bro.
Why would you call my daughter's pussy pussy, bro?
It's your pussy.
It's my pussy.
It's my pussy.
So it's his dad's dick fucking your pussy.
Come on, don't be stroked out by Jay Cen.
Jay father stroking you out.
Yo, Jay Cena.
You can't even play golf with this motherfucker no more, bro.
I cannot even play golf.
I'm trying to compliment his stroke.
He's like, you're not the only shorts that like this stroke.
Give me the wood.
Give me the wood.
No, I haven't thought, obviously, this all the way through and how it's going to affect the cul-de-sac, but uh, I do feel a certain I am protective over my daughter.
Yeah, and I do feel in order for her to earn her pussy rights, she's gonna have to become 18 years old and get her own place.
And I feel like that's fair.
And then whoever wants to have sex with her, as long as she is consenting to it, I'm okay.
That's progressive.
And before that, no.
No.
Before that, you got to get permission written.
One guy.
Jay.
One letter.
One guy.
I didn't see what Jay's dad looked like that Andrew wants Jay's dick inside of her pussy.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's just do a little consensus here.
You have a daughter.
What's the deal?
No, I don't.
Hypothetically, I don't have a daughter right now.
Hypothetically, you have a daughter.
What's the deal?
She can just get dicked down whenever.
Whoever she wants, yo.
Really?
Hey, you have all the sex, I didn't.
Oh, are you okay with this?
No, probably.
All honesty.
Not all honesty.
No, probably not.
I'm going to be like, yo, I waited.
You can't do it, bitch.
Stop.
Okay, so you're going to tell your daughter to wait.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
100%.
But I waited.
Yeah, you did.
I'm not a Hippocrates.
I know.
It depends who my daughter looks like.
If your daughter looks like you, smoke it out.
Get out there.
You big foreheaded bitch.
Al, what do you, what about you, man?
Your daughter's 18 years old.
Are you just letting her get cracked open, clean the red out?
Yeah, 18.
I hope I just instill the right shit in her and then she can just do whoa.
That's not crazy.
Nah, there's somebody else instilling something in her at 18, bro.
And then hopefully she can just live her life after 18.
But until 18 is my rules.
Yeah.
Are you going to let her have a boyfriend?
Instilling Values at Eighteen00:01:24
No.
No boyfriend.
Until she's 18.
You're going to want her to go to college all goofy, don't know how to suck.
Yep.
What?
Because you filled it in in your own head.
You filled it in in your own head, bro.
You filled it in.
And you know who else is going to be filling?
Heads can be full.
What if you were all about your daughter sucking dick just so she could not get fucked through college and be like, yo, just give great head.
You don't got to get fucked.
Just give great head.
I'd rather her have the reputation that she gets whack head and then nobody wants to fuck her in college because she gets whack head.
No, but then it's just like.
No, you still fuck.
Yeah.
You still fucking you still.
Yeah, you do.
You wouldn't smash a girl who gave whack head, but she was fire.
Like box was fire.
What?
Yo, your daughter's going to have the firebox, bro.
She's going to have some big ass arms and shoulders, some skin room, bro.
Oh, she's going to be a fucking dyke son.
Oh, fuck.
Little bowling bitch.
I'm a fucking softball player.
Damn.
Yo, it might be, bro.
It might be walking on weird and heels.
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